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Speaker 1: Everybody's got a fork story. Tom, what's your pork story?

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Speaker 2: Hey, good morning.

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Speaker 3: Uh yeah, so I've got one I'll never forget for

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Speaker 3: the rest of my days. I was a freshman in

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Speaker 3: high school working in a dietary department at a retirement home.

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Speaker 3: I was serving a gentleman retired veteran, and we didn't

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Speaker 3: have the right kind of insure for him. I only

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Speaker 3: had vanilla, but he wanted strawberry, and I kept trying

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Speaker 3: to since we don't have any.

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Speaker 2: Stabbed me with the pork.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, in my thigh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he stabbed me in my leg. It was bleeding

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Speaker 3: out a little bit. I went back. They cleaned it up,

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Speaker 3: and they're.

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Speaker 2: Like, hey, get back to work.

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Speaker 3: So some I'll forget or I won't forget for the

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Speaker 3: rest of my life.

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Speaker 1: You got like four little marks on your leg or

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Speaker 1: five little marks?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 3: I still got yep, I got two left on there.

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Speaker 1: All right, Tom, Thanks brother Amanda. Everybody's got a fork story.

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Speaker 1: What's yours?

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Speaker 5: So we went to Westgate for a friend of ours

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Speaker 5: fortieth birthday a nail and an ex girlfriend of his

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Speaker 5: showed up, and the new girlfriend did not take too

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Speaker 5: kindly to this and evening when we were out there.

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Speaker 5: We were at dinner and I jokingly made a comment.

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Speaker 5: I was like, oh, you could always shank her in

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Speaker 5: the bathroom, like with a fork, And the next thing

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Speaker 5: I know, they both kind of like at separate times,

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Speaker 5: went to the restroom and the ex girlfriend came back

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Speaker 5: holding a fork and she handed it to our friend

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Speaker 5: whose birthday it was, and he was like, your girlfriend

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Speaker 5: just handed this to me in the bathroom and asked

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Speaker 5: if I could bring it back to the table, And

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Speaker 5: I just thought it was so funny, and she and I,

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Speaker 5: like the new girlfriend and I became such good friends.

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Speaker 5: I actually have a pair of fork earrings that I'm

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Speaker 5: wearing today that reminds me of her always. So when

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Speaker 5: you guys said that, I was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 5: I'm wearing my fork earring day.

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Speaker 1: That is perfect. That is a perfect story. Wow, she's

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Speaker 1: wearing her right.

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Speaker 2: I put them on this morning and I was like, no, way,

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Speaker 2: that's perfect.

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Speaker 1: But hey, just to be clear, though, she didn't go

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom and stab her, right, she didn't hand

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Speaker 1: you the fork back blood of he didn't.

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Speaker 5: She ran Yeah, no, she ran into her the dothroom.

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Speaker 5: She's like, oh, here, could you just take this back

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Speaker 5: to the table for me? And the other girl had

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Speaker 5: no idea what she was.

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Speaker 1: It was just so funny. When she came back, I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, that's so clever. Well, thanks

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Speaker 1: for calling in. See everyone's got a fork story. Thanks Amanda, Melissa,

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Speaker 1: what's your fork story? So what?

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Speaker 6: My daughter she's sixteen now, but when she was like nine,

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Speaker 6: we were on vacation in California and San Diego and

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Speaker 6: she just she wanted to bring this scork with her

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Speaker 6: on vacation and it just kept popping up and she's

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Speaker 6: just like, I just.

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Speaker 7: Feel like we need to bring this scork with us.

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Speaker 7: Like I have this car memory of us walking back

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Speaker 7: from the beach to where we parked, and I found

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Speaker 7: the fork in one of the pockets of the stroller

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Speaker 7: and she's like, I just I feel like we need

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Speaker 6: Is this cremonation? Like are we gonna need to like

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Speaker 6: protect ourselves with this sport? It was so random, and

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Speaker 6: I just texted her I wish she was in the

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Speaker 6: if I was wondering if she remembered it and what

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Speaker 6: she recalled, like, what was her thought process? Was an anxiety?

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Speaker 6: Was it just oh my gosh, it.

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Speaker 4: Was so random.

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Speaker 6: But we all supported her in it. We're like, okay,

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Speaker 6: you can bring the fork.

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Speaker 1: Well, see everyone's got a fork story. That's a cute

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Speaker 1: fork story, not the violet kind we've been taking. We'll

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Speaker 1: have a great day. Thank you for listening, Melissa. Bye tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's got a spoon story. No spoon story tomorrow, No

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Speaker 1: spoon story. I did see this in the news yesterday,

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Speaker 1: and it's kind I kind of felt like somewhat is

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Speaker 1: the word vindicated? Is that whatever you feel like? Justified? Justified?

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Speaker 1: Because back in the day, I would tell Rich how

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Speaker 1: I would go to all these different fast food restaurants.

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Speaker 1: I would go, let's say, Burger King, and I'd get

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Speaker 1: a big Mac, and then I go to Taco Bell

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Speaker 1: then I go to Burger King. You know, I'd go

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Speaker 1: to Wedndays to get this movie that I would literally

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Speaker 1: go to all these fat food joints. And then yesterday

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Speaker 1: it was like all over the news it said there's

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Speaker 1: a new survey out on American's favorite items at various restaurants.

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Speaker 1: They said, how crazy is it to stop a multiple

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Speaker 1: fast food places to build a perfect fast food meal?

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, yes, you should have been following me

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Speaker 8: I feel like that's a trend that's kind of going

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Speaker 8: around right now too, So you were ahead of that,

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Speaker 8: John Jay.

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Speaker 1: So they actually have they put together what they say

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Speaker 1: is the perfect fast food meal. So let me run

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Speaker 1: this by you. It featured. It's a burger king burger,

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Speaker 1: a chick filet, chicken sandwich, McDonald's French fries, and chicken nuggets,

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Speaker 1: washed down with a soda or dairy Queen milkshake. But

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Speaker 1: I think if they say soda, you gotta be specific.

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Speaker 1: I think McDonald's has the best soda they do. They

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Speaker 1: have great coke. And there's also like then they they'd

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Speaker 1: a break. They broke down with the favorite fast food hamburger,

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Speaker 1: which is burg King faull by Wendy's. Then fast food

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Speaker 1: chicken was Chick fil A, falled by Popeyes, favorite fast

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Speaker 1: food chicken nugg It's McDonald fouled by Chick fil A,

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Speaker 1: favorite fast food French fries. McDonald's falled by Wendy's. So

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Speaker 1: I just kind of felt like I was way ahead.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe it. Make your Taco Bell. I think

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Speaker 1: Tacobo is becoming a little bit more serious. I can't. Like,

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Speaker 1: you don't just go to Tacobo get one thing. You

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Speaker 1: go to Taco Bell and you get everything. Yeah, lots

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Speaker 1: of different things.

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Speaker 8: Have you seen the new Taco Bell. They have like

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Speaker 8: basically like fried sauce packets what. Yeah, So they basically

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Speaker 8: take like a breaded, I don't know, like square rectangle

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Speaker 8: the hot sauce in there. You're supposed to like take

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Speaker 8: a bite and then pour it on your taco.

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Speaker 1: I used to drink. I used to drink the sauce

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Speaker 1: right out. I still, you know, I guess looks Gerald's

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Speaker 1: got a fork story? What's up? Gerald?

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Speaker 8: Hey?

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Speaker 2: What's that?

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Speaker 1: John J. Riche?

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Speaker 2: When I was a kid. So, when I was a kid,

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Speaker 2: me and my neighbor got into a flight in my

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Speaker 2: backyard and there was a barbecue you know, those those

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Speaker 2: barbecue forks that you drunk. So I chucked it. I

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Speaker 2: chucked it at him and he hit and it and

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Speaker 2: it literally hid his nose and stuck, but he didn't

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Speaker 2: stab his eyes. And you know the side where your

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Speaker 2: nose and your eyes are, and it stood right there

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Speaker 2: on his nose and everything. And he was like, what,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, did he cut you? He goes, no, dude,

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Speaker 2: it's just like it caught my nose stop before it

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Speaker 2: went into my eyes.

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Speaker 1: That's a perfect shot.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, I'm very good with nice. Yeah, but

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Speaker 2: it freaked me out because I was trying to get

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Speaker 2: hit him in the face, you know, and it just

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Speaker 2: is and he's just like what I'm like, dude, He goes, no, dude,

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Speaker 2: look it's stopped, and I will and it literally caught

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Speaker 2: the bridge of his nose and just stopped right before

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Speaker 2: his eyes, right, you know, with the corner of your

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Speaker 2: eyes are. And yeah, I got I got yelled at.

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Speaker 1: Sure, you know, I gotta do that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. My mom and dad and his parents like, no

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Speaker 2: more nice playing.

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Speaker 9: I'm like, okay, because because not everybody has a barbecue

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Speaker 9: tool story, we're gonna allow that as a fork story.

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Speaker 1: Yeah all right, thanks Gerald. Look there's a text here.

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Speaker 1: When I was nineteen, I was at Savers getting decorate decorations, decorations,

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Speaker 1: you said savers getting a decorations for apartment. She was

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Speaker 1: my cousin. I found a giant wooden fork. It's probably

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Speaker 1: four feet long. I still have it today and it's

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Speaker 1: moved with me over the last twenty one years. I'm

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Speaker 1: still searching for a giant spoon. There's another text. When

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Speaker 1: I was younger, my best friend lived with me. My

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Speaker 1: and she stabbed me with a forge of my thigh.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's got a fork storg a deal? But do you

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Speaker 1: have the Miley Cyrus transition music Hannah mon Tennant Let's

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Speaker 4: So I decided to call and share a super amrazing

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Speaker 4: story that happened to me on Thursday. I when I

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Speaker 4: know after a facial, you don't put your regular clothes

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Speaker 4: out to this busy main area of Lake Oshwego, I

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Speaker 4: have a giant fighter call out of my visor. And

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Speaker 4: I I honestly feel like I morphed. I could move

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Speaker 4: somehow from my driver's seat into my passage while putting

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Speaker 4: He parks his truck. He thinks that, but he's dying

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Speaker 4: there's a spider. And I'm jumping up and down because

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Speaker 4: I'm very afraid. And in the middle of all this,

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Speaker 4: I look down and there's a pair of underwear hanging

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Speaker 4: out of my sweatpants leg that like I forgot, like

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Speaker 4: I had grabbed sweatpants in the morning to change into this.

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Speaker 4: So now I'm already embarrassed, and now a pair of

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Speaker 4: grabbed them. But they did find this fighter. We didn't

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Speaker 4: kill it because they said it was bad luck. But

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Speaker 4: I didn't drive my car for four days. Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Do you never know in there, like how did it

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Speaker 9: You always checked for your enter pants.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: you know what you gotta tell you. Nicoles. My mom

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Speaker 4: I was gonna say. I was gonna tell you that

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Speaker 1: Nicole, thank you so much for listening. That's a great story.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you. Guys.

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Speaker 9: That's why you don't want to live on a lake.

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Speaker 9: Those those lake spiders get gigantic.

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Speaker 1: What's your spider story? There are no happy spiders.