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Speaker 2: It is the tenth day of April twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: Happy Friday morning, everybody. My name is Chris Hockey. Welcome
Speaker 2: to the Power Trip Morning Show. Here we go, it's Friday.
Speaker 3: You know what that means.
Speaker 2: It's time place some initials game. We got all that
Speaker 2: going on. And we also, by the way, have the
Speaker 2: lovely intelliented Marty Glarney coming in. So hope you're ready
Speaker 2: for a great weekend. It's gonna be pushing eighty on Sunday.
Speaker 2: But here's some comedy from the Great Dusty Sleigh.
Speaker 3: Come on in. I am so glad that you are here.
Speaker 1: My parents have me afraid of falling into an old well.
Speaker 1: That was our big fear.
Speaker 4: They're like, you fall into an old well, people won't
Speaker 4: find you for three or four days. I'm like, three
Speaker 4: or four days. How about if I don't come home tonight,
Speaker 4: you go looking for me? Like I'm not a world
Speaker 4: traveler out here. You got a pretty good idea where
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be here? Have you walk around out there
Speaker 4: listening for somebody going, hey, that'll be me trapped in
Speaker 4: an old well. That'll be an old well. Though new
Speaker 4: well people just come by, cranky right out of there.
Speaker 4: I guess old well people just come by and throw
Speaker 4: change in there.
Speaker 1: You make a little money down in an old well.
Speaker 2: Tough to spend it.
Speaker 1: But you can make it now way.
Speaker 4: People come trying to rescue you in They're like it
Speaker 4: too heavy, drop all that change. I'm like, now you
Speaker 4: come back with stronger people. I made this money down here.
Speaker 4: I'm down here doing well.
Speaker 1: I agree the fer side, sweet and feet us.
Speaker 2: On your side.
Speaker 5: You hear the distance under this sn inn you stray.
Speaker 1: To take it to the poor trim morning Joe. It
Speaker 1: is Friday, April tenth.
Speaker 6: Of twenty twenty six. I'm Corey Coleve. That's Chris Hockey.
Speaker 6: That's meet Sauce. Paul Lambert, zach Alberson is here, and
Speaker 6: of course it's Friday, so.
Speaker 1: The gentleman John Friesel is here as well. Good morning,
Speaker 1: Good morning friends, How are you excellent? How are you?
Speaker 1: Thanks for sticking around today.
Speaker 7: You appreciate it, man, thanks you for the invite. I
Speaker 7: get asked all the time by people like you, playing
Speaker 7: the initials anytime, seeing them like today. I'm always in
Speaker 7: the bullpen, ready to be called in today's to day. Hi, Corlis,
Speaker 7: good morning.
Speaker 1: How is you? Man? Great? Good, good, good good?
Speaker 3: Why'd you just ignore John?
Speaker 1: He said?
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: Right there, I said, I to John before.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, relax.
Speaker 1: I hugged John. John's the only person here. I hug
Speaker 1: what well? I hug you? But you, uh you have movement?
Speaker 1: Our hips touched. Yeah, yeah, that happens.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 8: Yeah, my dad doesn't want me hugging Hawk. He gets jealous,
Speaker 8: he does, true, Yeah.
Speaker 3: He's jealous man.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, yeah, glad to be here. Well, your guy
Speaker 6: didn't withdraw yet, and your guy's lower than my guy.
Speaker 1: Don't care, and my guy's lower than.
Speaker 8: All your How about the guyrk was like you gotta
Speaker 8: take him. I can't believe you guys left and there
Speaker 8: is a Bobby He basically he turned into Bin Laden too.
Speaker 8: I think he had a JFC yelled on.
Speaker 1: The course to patrons. Can't be hearing that kind of language, patrons.
Speaker 2: They fell apart, but they were talking about somebody's ball
Speaker 2: going in a patrons bag. Guess I'm like it was
Speaker 2: I thought it was like a type of bag. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think it was Xander. Yeah, yeah, a patron patron.
Speaker 8: That's they They have very specific rules about what the broadcast.
Speaker 1: Team can say. They're not a spectator.
Speaker 6: They're a patron god, so they're not spectating their patron.
Speaker 1: Yeah, got it. Did you know that? I don't want
Speaker 1: to be patronized? Why would you do? You know?
Speaker 8: They have a one year deal with their TV people
Speaker 8: every year, so they hold all the all the rights.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's I mean it's so well done. It is
Speaker 8: a little bit messy.
Speaker 1: Uh. I figured it out yesterday with the broad.
Speaker 7: You know, because sums on Amazon, some of it's on
Speaker 7: Masters dot Com. Obviously in the app you can watch
Speaker 7: anything involving it.
Speaker 1: But that's part of it too, is their app is.
Speaker 7: King and what I Love Most Too, is like for
Speaker 7: the Power Trip Choices it. I'll be out of it today,
Speaker 7: but I'll still be paying attention. You just hit your
Speaker 7: favorites and then there's a separate leader board with everyone
Speaker 7: that's in the Power Trip one, and then you can
Speaker 7: just put my group on that app and it will
Speaker 7: show every shot from every person that is that is favorited,
Speaker 7: no kidding. Yeah, that's cool as it happens. So you
Speaker 7: could just have that going and not even be watching
Speaker 7: the broadcast.
Speaker 1: It's sweet.
Speaker 6: That's pretty good for an event that's once a year. Yeah,
Speaker 6: to have an app that's that smooth, that's pretty good.
Speaker 6: So smooth, I don't have it.
Speaker 3: They must be doing okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7: I mean eventually they're going to own the entire state
Speaker 7: of Georgia at this right, they just keep buying land
Speaker 7: and yeah, well.
Speaker 3: You know it's three cents a mile.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the old that's it.
Speaker 7: It's really they're perfect, except now the involvement of Jason Kelsey.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's hot. They should send him to cover.
Speaker 8: The war and I ran, wow at that point, I'd
Speaker 8: be like, sure, there you go.
Speaker 6: And that's such a that's a tough tightrope. Walk right,
Speaker 6: figure how much fun it is for Jason to do
Speaker 6: what he's doing must be awesome, but somebody in his
Speaker 6: camp's got to go.
Speaker 1: Can we just take it down? And not? You're having
Speaker 1: the time of your life, but everybody else is really
Speaker 1: sick of this.
Speaker 7: It is going to damage the brand at some point,
Speaker 7: right for him and I like him in Small Ghost.
Speaker 8: Too, But think and think about being asked like, hey,
Speaker 8: if the Master's like, you want to come down and
Speaker 8: have a ton of fun, yes.
Speaker 1: No I can't. I'm overexposed exactly.
Speaker 6: From a personal perspective, that's really hard to say no.
Speaker 6: And you're getting offered these awesome things, but yeah, the
Speaker 6: rest of us are like really, it's.
Speaker 7: Just to the point where, now like this morning, when
Speaker 7: I opened the closet to pick out what I was
Speaker 7: going to wear, I expected to see Jason Kelsey. Yeah,
Speaker 7: and then when I.
Speaker 8: Was more Jason borehies. Yeah, I'd be so hard. Wow, Okay, yeah, okay,
Speaker 8: that's good. YU.
Speaker 1: See, I love Jason.
Speaker 8: He's everywhere though, Kelsey's everywhere everywhere.
Speaker 1: That's why I saw loves him, loves him, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I don't. He's not like in the football stuff,
Speaker 1: like on the Monday night. Bet he's fine.
Speaker 8: But then he's like doing that talk show that lasted
Speaker 8: like an episode and a half.
Speaker 1: He's doing this bit. I don't know. I think it
Speaker 1: was a little bit too much and the internet pamned
Speaker 1: him for it. Yeah. I like him.
Speaker 7: That's the thing that's that's tough about it, is like
Speaker 7: I like him. It's not annoying because I dislike him,
Speaker 7: which shows if there are people that are they're indifferent
Speaker 7: or they don't like him, they're gonna jump off the
Speaker 7: IDs tower.
Speaker 1: You can't get away from them. He's everywhere. Yeah.
Speaker 6: So Sam Burns and Rory McElroy, yeah, co leaders.
Speaker 1: After round one, he's gonna win this thing.
Speaker 7: He got it feels like once he got over the
Speaker 7: hump and got the monkey off his back, he just
Speaker 7: he didn't play that very well yesterday.
Speaker 8: I think he hit one fairway, maybe two, one or two, Yeah,
Speaker 8: and he was just awesome. So if he starts hitting fairways,
Speaker 8: look out, it's over. We didn't somebody in our group
Speaker 8: take Sam Burns. No, oh no, that's the guy Rosie
Speaker 8: wanted to take. Yeah, yeah, say that.
Speaker 6: According to Yahoo eighteen, of the last nineteen Masters champions
Speaker 6: we're in the top eleven after the first round. Yeah,
Speaker 6: so this is one of those tournaments. If you get
Speaker 6: off to a bad start, it's probably over right. You
Speaker 6: can't win the tournament on day one, but you can
Speaker 6: lose it rightly.
Speaker 7: And it's top fifty plus ties, so there's gonna be
Speaker 7: some extra money. Is it twenty five if we missed
Speaker 7: the cut?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, we're gonna have probably. I would bet close
Speaker 8: to half will miss the cut.
Speaker 7: And that's the thing. I can't even be upset. There's
Speaker 7: a lot of I mean, I picked where I usually do.
Speaker 7: I never get a good pick. I just have bad
Speaker 7: luck with this thing. But getting MINMULEI where I got
Speaker 7: him with the h he's one of the top seven
Speaker 7: in strokes gained the past three months, which I think
Speaker 7: all the past seven winners have been in that category.
Speaker 7: And to get at him where I did, I was happy,
Speaker 7: and I you know, I didn't think he was going
Speaker 7: to win the thing, but I was like, I have
Speaker 7: a shot, and the fact that he was available at
Speaker 7: that time. But man, the Patrick read he always plays
Speaker 7: well there. Jordan's Speith looked okay. He came apart at the.
Speaker 1: End of last couple of years and nobody ever picks him.
Speaker 1: He's just solid, man.
Speaker 8: I don't know it did must end up picking eventually, Yes,
Speaker 8: after a Crystal swore at him via whiteboard.
Speaker 1: That was funny.
Speaker 7: That was that marker wasn't bright enough. If it was
Speaker 7: a black marker.
Speaker 1: Saw that he was definitely bright enough. I had to
Speaker 1: go in.
Speaker 7: Chloe was giving a presentation at her school, and so
Speaker 7: I'm like, I need to go in.
Speaker 6: Yeah, present he crushed. Yeah, damn at that age they're giving,
Speaker 6: is it like show and tell her? What are we
Speaker 6: talking here?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: It was she has some changes.
Speaker 7: Its second fold there are Yeah, she wants me to
Speaker 7: go back to the war. No, they have to memorize
Speaker 7: a chunk of a a poem and then say it
Speaker 7: in front of the school and parents and stuff.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, she crushed it.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah I should if it was like, all right,
Speaker 7: you go up here and just tell a story. She
Speaker 7: for sure were to talk about saying the F word
Speaker 7: on the Disney bus.
Speaker 1: Sure when she was three. Yeah, No, she did great.
Speaker 7: But I didn't want I didn't want to walk in
Speaker 7: there late, So muss pick, we don't have time for this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll never know I guess we'll ask him about
Speaker 1: it on Monday. Dude, what was the deal? Were you doing?
Speaker 3: Zero chance?
Speaker 8: He remembers it, no, zero technology, whoops his ass. It was.
Speaker 7: It was funny just going along on a stroll. It's
Speaker 7: like on the peloton. I felt like, you know where
Speaker 7: there's you're walking.
Speaker 6: Where's he going? He's going upstairs. There's a lot of
Speaker 6: wooden columns and railings. Where's he going?
Speaker 3: Where's Musco is?
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah? And then he finally said a name. It
Speaker 1: just took him about nine hours.
Speaker 6: We got there. It did take a while. So Burns, McElroy, Kida, Yama, Day,
Speaker 6: Red Rose, and then Scheffler. So Sheffler tied for six,
Speaker 6: so you'll forget h he had he had a bad back.
Speaker 8: Nine missed the cut over he played well and then
Speaker 8: he had a he had a couple of and then in.
Speaker 7: The rear with the gear John Ram min wuly at
Speaker 7: six over.
Speaker 1: Yeah the toast. If you told me.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll tie with John Ram, I'd be like, perfect,
Speaker 7: I'm in the mix for the win.
Speaker 6: Then nope, yeah, no, already again my guys three over
Speaker 6: as well.
Speaker 1: Already.
Speaker 6: This is why we have the ghost because it's like
Speaker 6: well it's I'm probably done. So now I just need Scheffler,
Speaker 6: who's three back and didn't play his best and he's
Speaker 6: only three backed for sixth eagle.
Speaker 1: And that was a good start. Yeah. But again that's the.
Speaker 7: Thing about these guys, it is you never get a
Speaker 7: long shot to win. Ever, it's always really the These
Speaker 7: are the best players and they know how to play
Speaker 7: this course.
Speaker 1: It's just the best.
Speaker 8: Well, I was reminded yesterday I'd forgotten about this that
Speaker 8: your guy Jordan Speith was like cruising to his second
Speaker 8: straight Masters when Danny Willett won it and he collapsed.
Speaker 7: I remember that he basically went tim Tim Cup on it. Yeah,
Speaker 7: he hasn't been the same sin Danny Willett had to
Speaker 7: have been a long shot, right, Oh of course.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but I'm saying like, no, I know it is
Speaker 8: extremely right.
Speaker 1: I need a collapse, Yeah, you need an absolute collapse. Yeah.
Speaker 7: I think it was one where he didn't listen to
Speaker 7: his caddy. Yeah, man, he has not been the same since. No,
Speaker 7: I think that would have been two Masters for him. Yeah,
Speaker 7: probably mentally, I think so. Twenty sixteen, Yeah.
Speaker 3: That Bowlier listened to his brain.
Speaker 2: Ear, what's that first episode of that bowling show where
Speaker 2: the guy and is yelling at his ball guy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's the best.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know that bowlers had ball guys. But
Speaker 3: the man he was.
Speaker 1: What is it called not ball caddy balls? That ball jo?
Speaker 1: What is it called a ball ball? Yeah? I think
Speaker 1: that's right. What is this now?
Speaker 7: I've heard a few references on which HBO Dude.
Speaker 1: It's like hard Knocks, for it's hard knocks, but bowling. Yeah,
Speaker 1: is it filthy? Oh well, I mean, I mean.
Speaker 2: One guy can't help him, he.
Speaker 1: Loves it, calls everybody a d head. Is everybody can.
Speaker 3: Everybody's about my size.
Speaker 7: So this would be maybe I instead of on patrol lives.
Speaker 7: Maybe I watched that tonight when clothes and bad. I'm
Speaker 7: a single father this weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you like bowling, I love Well, then you're gonna
Speaker 1: like this.
Speaker 8: I can't do it anymore, but but you're going to
Speaker 8: learn again. The best part about it is is it
Speaker 8: basically validates the movie Kingpins, a great movie. It just
Speaker 8: it just looks like all the bowlers in the eighties
Speaker 8: and nineties were earned McCracken that they just wanted to
Speaker 8: party with chicks and get high and waste every dollar
Speaker 8: that they make bowling on booze and chicks.
Speaker 1: Big Urn. Yeah, this's just big Urn. Big Ern was legitimn.
Speaker 2: If one of them has a landlord with goal, yep,
Speaker 2: totally would that lady.
Speaker 7: The only person on this planet I know that would
Speaker 7: throw the boots to her is my father.
Speaker 1: He would not not even blake. Oh yeah, what are
Speaker 1: you really? Oh god?
Speaker 8: There was one that was way worse up at our land,
Speaker 8: that was living on our land, and was she human?
Speaker 7: There was some drama between my dad and her boyfriend.
Speaker 7: So my dad to teach him a lesson, poured the cols.
Speaker 3: Did did did he did he learn?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Looking good?
Speaker 1: Good? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: My mom was pissed. Yeah it happened. Yeah what hawk
Speaker 1: you guys seen? You know ray j J? Right?
Speaker 6: Yes, ray J claims to have slept with over ten
Speaker 6: thousand gals time. How many of Ray's ten thousand plus
Speaker 6: if that number is even closed to accurate or even
Speaker 6: in the ballpark of the gall from Kingpin, because it
Speaker 6: can't be zero. You get to ten thousand and just
Speaker 6: have eight, nine and tens the whole way once all
Speaker 6: you tri right time, you're scraping the bottom of the
Speaker 6: barrel because you're like, well, I'm not Why would I say, no,
Speaker 6: pop in here?
Speaker 1: What do I care?
Speaker 7: Yeps on an airplane, lower the price and fill those seats.
Speaker 8: That's I don't know if he goes all the way
Speaker 8: to the bottom of the barrel and scoops up zeros
Speaker 8: and ones, but he's definitely collecting threes and fourst.
Speaker 1: What does he care.
Speaker 8: That's where you try new things well, flavors, baby spice.
Speaker 1: Life, Yep, that's where you get your practice in.
Speaker 3: That's right, that's right.
Speaker 1: Think about that.
Speaker 6: Ten thousand plus and one of them is Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 6: How many started this entire empire?
Speaker 7: How many times has he had to go to the
Speaker 7: red door to get shot?
Speaker 1: It's not zero? Yeah, if he's definitely not zero place.
Speaker 6: Well, some people have to deal with their problems. I'm
Speaker 6: sure RAYJ does. Sauce doesn't.
Speaker 8: Nope, because I've gut her helmet from my friends at
Speaker 8: gutter helmet mn dot com.
Speaker 1: Never clean your gutters again.
Speaker 8: Don't waste a weekend cleaning your gutters when you can
Speaker 8: watch golf on TV.
Speaker 1: Lots to get to between. Now at nine o'clock, Raesil
Speaker 1: is here. Marnie Gellner later.
Speaker 6: Initials Game six twenty three at what at eight fifteen
Speaker 6: with one hundred thirteen thousand, five hundred dollars potentially up
Speaker 6: for grabs with the Saint Paul Federal Credit Union initials
Speaker 6: Jackpop more of the Power Trip after this on the fan.
Speaker 2: R Everybody, don't look now, but your twins are on fire.
Speaker 2: You've cuted them out, Saucer. You saw me the opposite
Speaker 2: of a bill of goods?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did. Yeah, don't worry. Yeah, once they trade everybody,
Speaker 1: they'll fall apart four once they play a team that
Speaker 1: cares well. I mean, Detroit was supposed to win the division,
Speaker 1: weren't they. Yeah.
Speaker 8: Now they have the worst record with Seattle for the
Speaker 8: worst record in baseball.
Speaker 1: It's because they ran into the Twins for four games.
Speaker 1: It's still none of it matters. Non of it matters.
Speaker 1: Don't none of this matters. Union nihilism, not really really
Speaker 1: even that doesn't matter, doesn't matter.
Speaker 6: See, Yeah, they won three to one, four games sweep
Speaker 6: at the Detroit Tigers.
Speaker 1: That's all we do. All we do is winning this town.
Speaker 6: Unless you're the while that was that was a frustrating
Speaker 6: third period last night.
Speaker 1: We can talk about that later.
Speaker 6: But yeah, so we're we're all but headed to Dallas
Speaker 6: with them having home ice for a round one.
Speaker 1: But that's okay, we can do it. Yeah, who cares?
Speaker 1: We could beat them? Yeah, green jacket, gold jacket, Who
Speaker 1: gives a bleed? Who gives a bleep? I don't want
Speaker 1: those late starts, No, nope, especially on a Thursday night.
Speaker 2: Now, you guys got things to watch like this samey
Speaker 2: day with that big lead. Which author did he write down?
Speaker 3: Who was Voltaire?
Speaker 2: That is correct? What did you wager just eight hundred
Speaker 2: twenty seven dollars today bringing you to thirty three twenty
Speaker 2: seven three and now a twenty game winner with five
Speaker 2: hundred and seventy two thousand, six hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude's a freak. He's a monster man machine.
Speaker 6: Huh Yeah again, Ken Jennings won like seventy three or
Speaker 6: whatever it is. But you can if you watch Jeopardy
Speaker 6: often enough, and some of us do, you can tell
Speaker 6: after a game or two if somebody's different. And this
Speaker 6: guy pretty early I'm like, oh man, this guy's gonna
Speaker 6: be tough to beat. Didn't know if he was going
Speaker 6: to go on a historic run like this, but you
Speaker 6: knew he was going to be a multiple day champ
Speaker 6: straight and he The thing that I like about him too,
Speaker 6: by the way, is as a gambler, the general handler,
Speaker 6: he freaking goes for it when he has big leads.
Speaker 6: There was a there was a game probably I don't know,
Speaker 6: eight nine, ten games ago he was up by so much.
Speaker 6: He had like fifty something thousand and bet forty something
Speaker 6: k in final Jeopardy because he was so far ahead,
Speaker 6: he lost like ninety It was a ninety thousand dollars
Speaker 6: swing because he got it wrong. But he gambles. He's like,
Speaker 6: what do I care? I'm gonna win like forty more games,
Speaker 6: so I just keep going for it. Dude's a machine,
Speaker 6: Jamie Ding.
Speaker 1: Jamie Dan yep. And he looks like a smart person.
Speaker 1: He just is. Yes a lot. I believe he was
Speaker 1: a spelling bee kid growing up too. Well I was too.
Speaker 7: But when a lot of times it's muted m hm,
Speaker 7: and my wife goes, he looks like he a Jeopardy stud.
Speaker 1: He just has that look. He's a machine. I didn't
Speaker 1: think he was going to rattle off this many wins
Speaker 1: and we'll see, we'll see again. I just I mentioned
Speaker 1: it a couple of days ago. Imagine working your whole life.
Speaker 6: You're super smart, You're in the top you know, zero
Speaker 6: point two percent of people on the planet for intelligence,
Speaker 6: and you're like, hey, Jeopardy called, I get to play
Speaker 6: Jeopardy next week. And then he's your opponent. Yeah, you go,
Speaker 6: well I'm one and done. Yeah, this will be quick.
Speaker 6: When did they tape these?
Speaker 1: Are these? Where these?
Speaker 7: Is it like the wheel where they do two or
Speaker 7: three sets of tapings per year?
Speaker 1: For I know they take ahead of time, but I
Speaker 1: don't know how far ahead of time. It is not sure.
Speaker 7: And I suppose they have to sign NDA's but sure
Speaker 7: because someone has to. I wonder was it a week ago?
Speaker 7: Because then when does this streak end?
Speaker 1: I don't know. He's going to be tough to be Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: good for him.
Speaker 8: It's one thing that there's been times where I feel
Speaker 8: like I could have won a game or two of Jeopardy.
Speaker 1: We're just the question.
Speaker 7: Or the answers matched things I knew to know to
Speaker 7: be able to have the set of knowledge that allows
Speaker 7: you to win twenty games?
Speaker 1: Is you're insane? Yeah? Again, I watch it all the time.
Speaker 6: I definitely have categories that are just complete blind spots
Speaker 6: that I'm like, I have no chance.
Speaker 1: I don't even know one thing, let alone five things
Speaker 1: in this category. He doesn't seem to have any blind spots.
Speaker 8: Eleventh century. Yeah, he knows it. Europe, Yep, he knows it.
Speaker 8: That's incredible. Yeah, it'd be great to be that smart.
Speaker 8: It wouldn't. Yeah, it would, It really would, And it
Speaker 8: opened a lot of doors for you if you were
Speaker 8: that intelligent.
Speaker 6: Would you rather be like twenty percent smarter, twenty percent
Speaker 6: more athletic, or twenty percent better looking?
Speaker 1: Good question to night at ten?
Speaker 6: Yeah, can I answer for you. I think at this
Speaker 6: point in our lives all of us would take intelligence
Speaker 6: one hundred percent. When you're younger, the answer might be different.
Speaker 6: Right now, I'd say, oh, give me twenty percent smarter
Speaker 6: and a heartbeat. What do I care if I'm athletic?
Speaker 6: What do I care if I'm better?
Speaker 8: What is twenty percent more athletic look like? When you
Speaker 8: have no feet? Yeah, well played, My upper body would
Speaker 8: be twenty percent of jack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just up top. You know.
Speaker 6: If you're twenty one years old, I might take twenty
Speaker 6: percent better looking. I definitely wouldn't have taken more intelligent
Speaker 6: at twenty years old, I wouldn't have cared. No, no,
Speaker 6: it's what do I care about it. I'm not going
Speaker 6: to be hooping, man, No, right, who even calls it hooping?
Speaker 6: You're still hoop your neighbors. Uh No, we haven't played
Speaker 6: in a long time, bro, getting older, man, See, we
Speaker 6: just want to be intelligent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't need to be hooping and whatnot.
Speaker 8: Yeah, though, it is fun to meet your neighbors like
Speaker 8: jungle Boy and Chumbawamba and Scotch what.
Speaker 6: Was it Chumbawamba and who lips and lips? So lipstick
Speaker 6: and jungle Boy has transformed into Chumbawamba and lips. Yeah,
Speaker 6: so lipstick is not lips. Lipstick is now Chumbawamba, and
Speaker 6: jungle Boy is now lips.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think I'm a little better.
Speaker 1: Yeah wow, good for you.
Speaker 6: Right, it's gonna get confusing if the call themselves lipstick
Speaker 6: and lips.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh that's a that's why I changed it. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, we'll come back.
Speaker 8: We'll do front page Sports. We will talk about that
Speaker 8: good next time. The wild game.
Speaker 1: Some sports Master's leaderboard.
Speaker 6: Marty will be hearing a little over an hour criesol
Speaker 6: the whole way with us today, A bonus criesol all
Speaker 6: the way to the end.
Speaker 1: This is the powers want to join the fan? Oh
Speaker 1: hell yeah?
Speaker 3: What am I having the burning desire? The powers of
Speaker 3: the mornings?
Speaker 2: Joe Johnny John John Friesel, Yo, what up baby?
Speaker 1: Happy Friday?
Speaker 2: What you're doing in the sunshine this weekend? I guess
Speaker 2: the rain this weekend, but the eighty degree on Sunday.
Speaker 8: From what I'm hearing, Masters, it will probably be Masters
Speaker 8: in the gazebo.
Speaker 1: I ordered the.
Speaker 8: I ordered the hosting kits, so I got the Azalea
Speaker 8: kit yesterday.
Speaker 1: What does that mean? What is a hosting kid?
Speaker 7: So it has some of the food that is from
Speaker 7: the Masters, So like the Memento cheese sandwhich is the
Speaker 7: bag salad which I don't need, but it comes with it.
Speaker 7: And then the barbecue, the barbecue beef and.
Speaker 1: This is from the Masters. Jels they ship out. It's
Speaker 1: no kidding. Yeah, that's sweet for you and Chloe, well
Speaker 1: for you and Tim Nelson.
Speaker 7: No, no, Tim's had it out of town and go
Speaker 7: golfing with his dad.
Speaker 1: So no, that's right.
Speaker 7: In laws and some friends and their kids are coming
Speaker 7: over on Sunday.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be great, sauce. Why don't you go over there?
Speaker 1: You're welcome to Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well he's gonna be a Tommy's house.
Speaker 1: What a kiss? Yeah that was the test.
Speaker 6: So you'll go to Kriesel's house but not Tommy's to
Speaker 6: watch the Masters.
Speaker 1: My place is low key.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and the and the situation room will have all
Speaker 7: the holes, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd rather watch it at home.
Speaker 8: And I'd like John is invited to be over to
Speaker 8: watch football in his house because he knows I'll sit
Speaker 8: there and watch it.
Speaker 1: I stay at my house. It's more fun that way,
Speaker 1: and I love Jo.
Speaker 3: I'm going to use Marty's pool. There be home.
Speaker 1: Where are they going to be.
Speaker 3: If they're ticket to in their big toilet in the backyard.
Speaker 1: That's hot, had a compost toilet. That's where.
Speaker 6: We talked about that in a while, but it's been winter.
Speaker 6: Can't wait for that discussion, Nick.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm still been using that she's gonna have
Speaker 2: a real problem when she finds.
Speaker 1: Freezing all the time. That thing's gonna though.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's gonna be great. There's gonna be anyone
Speaker 3: laid cable in it yet. Oh I'm sure. Oh, I mean, look,
Speaker 3: I mean you know, Marty's very regular.
Speaker 7: See, that's something my friends would do. If I had that,
Speaker 7: there would be just a long from hell.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just left it beside the pool.
Speaker 8: You're like this, I know this is timize. Looks like
Speaker 8: Paul Bunds left it there. That's exactly what it is.
Speaker 8: Time now for front paid Sports presented by Holiday Station.
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Speaker 6: That's what I'm currently drinking. I got this a holiday
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Speaker 6: Imagine they flavors you want.
Speaker 2: Tweet out this Monster Energy drink challenge that we did.
Speaker 2: Do you think you could identify the Monster Energy by
Speaker 2: the by their taste off and a blind taste does?
Speaker 1: I couldn't.
Speaker 3: I was terrible.
Speaker 7: How many flavors are different? Yeah, you're talking about this
Speaker 7: type right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Five?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just had five that they chose, and they
Speaker 2: put them so I couldn't see them and have me
Speaker 2: drink out of them and try to you know, isn't possible.
Speaker 2: I thought I thought it'd be easy because they were different.
Speaker 2: Like Strawberry, and and I couldn't do it, couldn't do
Speaker 2: it. It's weird, man. And then as soon as they tell
Speaker 2: me what they were, I'm like, oh, yeah, of course
Speaker 2: that's strawberry. It's harder than you think.
Speaker 1: I don't yeah, I don't think I would do great
Speaker 1: at that, but I'm not sure.
Speaker 8: The Wild did lose to the Dallas Stars, five to four.
Speaker 6: The Wild lead four to three going into the third.
Speaker 6: We'll talk about that in a second. Carilla scored twice
Speaker 6: goals forty four and forty five on the year. Hughes
Speaker 6: with an awesome goal early that was his seventh of
Speaker 6: the season. Hartman had his twenty third good damn Chad.
Speaker 6: But Jason Robertson the game winner midway through the third.
Speaker 6: Jake Ottinger with a twenty seven saves, Gus bust not
Speaker 6: a great game, fifteen saves, twenty shots face. So again,
Speaker 6: this is the playoff preview. We already were locked in.
Speaker 6: We know we're going to play them, but home ice
Speaker 6: was still up for grabs, and it technically still is.
Speaker 6: But now it's big, big trouble because both teams have
Speaker 6: three games to go, and the Dallas Stars are.
Speaker 1: Four points up on the Wild.
Speaker 6: For home ice, so almost everything has to go to the
Speaker 6: Wild's way the rest of the way.
Speaker 1: Back to the old leading going into the third.
Speaker 6: I didn't know we were this dominant going into the third
Speaker 6: over the last couple of years.
Speaker 1: But check this out.
Speaker 6: That was the first regulation loss since March of twenty
Speaker 6: twenty four. That's two years ago. I'm leading going into
Speaker 6: the third. They've lost four in overtime, but since March
Speaker 6: of twenty four, they were sixty one, zero and four
Speaker 6: when leading going into the third, and then they lost
Speaker 6: in regulation last night.
Speaker 8: And of course it had to be last night when
Speaker 8: we win. Yeah, yeah, very Minnesota sports.
Speaker 6: I had no idea when you had a third period
Speaker 6: lead if you're the Wild. It was just that shutdown, like, yeah,
Speaker 6: we're winning, it's over. That's crazy. So at at Nashville Saturday,
Speaker 6: at Saint Louis Monday, and then home against Anaheim Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Rest up, those are the final three.
Speaker 6: Dallas has the Rangers in Dallas on Saturday, at Toronto
Speaker 6: Monday at Buffalo and Jason Zucker on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Rest up. So super scored about it.
Speaker 9: In fact, I think that's the blessing in disguise. Honestly,
Speaker 9: the rest might be well, I mean we saw it yesterday.
Speaker 9: I mean they they didn't. They were the better team
Speaker 9: for much of the game. They made a couple of
Speaker 9: very isolated, boneheaded decisions. There's analytics that say, basically the
Speaker 9: expected goals for Dallas was one point eight five and
Speaker 9: so they should have scored about two.
Speaker 1: We gave.
Speaker 9: We made some really really dumb decisions. Otherwise we probably
Speaker 9: win that game anyway.
Speaker 1: On the road.
Speaker 9: It doesn't seem to face this team the home a road,
Speaker 9: it's the same thing. So I'd much rather take the
Speaker 9: rest and uh, the opportunity to just kind of get
Speaker 9: healthy as opposed to you know, running this this this
Speaker 9: race for you know a little bit a slight advantage.
Speaker 9: I think the bigger advantage is just that's cruise to
Speaker 9: h to the playoffs.
Speaker 1: Here sounds good. I would take your award for it.
Speaker 1: You don't seem so convinced, No, I mean it, truly.
Speaker 1: That was a that was a huge game last night.
Speaker 8: Alice was out without two of their studs and who.
Speaker 1: Were they.
Speaker 2: Jason Kelce.
Speaker 1: Oh, and yeah, I hate to be in Augusta.
Speaker 7: He's the only place he No, it's just it was
Speaker 7: a situation to Zax point the kind of the flip
Speaker 7: side of it. They made a bunch of boneheaded They
Speaker 7: far outplayed Dallas it felt like that too, and found
Speaker 7: a way to lose in a very big spot.
Speaker 9: Now, I don't think it was as big of a
Speaker 9: spot I think even they would admit to.
Speaker 1: I mean it was.
Speaker 9: It was a big game, for sure, and I think
Speaker 9: they they wanted to win just to beat them, because
Speaker 9: I think clearly those teams do not like each other.
Speaker 9: But I don't think home Ice is as big of
Speaker 9: a deal other than Game seven, of course, which that's
Speaker 9: why you'd want it. But I mean it's I see
Speaker 9: where you're saying too, and I get that some people like, oh,
Speaker 9: you're being an apologist, and I just think that I
Speaker 9: was very encouraged by those good stretches. Matt is a superstar, right, Yeah,
Speaker 9: he is playing fast hockey.
Speaker 8: So that passed that off was so beautiful. Yeah, and
Speaker 8: it started.
Speaker 9: That whole play started because he forced a turnover that
Speaker 9: he shouldn't have even had the puck and he comes
Speaker 9: away with it, and O man, it's awesome.
Speaker 1: It's gonna I cannot wait for the series. Though.
Speaker 7: The the hatred between these two teams is awesome. I
Speaker 7: mean my wife last name. He's like, I haven't seen
Speaker 7: this much spice in the game for a while.
Speaker 1: So let's go. Let's fast forward. What's the beat? Yeah
Speaker 1: a beach. Wow, that guy's mad. I haven't heard that
Speaker 1: button in a while, mister son of the beat.
Speaker 3: Mister son of the beach.
Speaker 10: Yeah, paid, that paid me and his money.
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't know who was talking there. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was a great impression than it was Chris and John
Speaker 1: Melcom like back and forth.
Speaker 6: There's a whole bunch of clips of like Matt Damon
Speaker 6: saying the first time you hear Malkovich do Teddy KGB's voice,
Speaker 6: he was like, what's.
Speaker 1: Going on now? Is this what we're going with?
Speaker 8: Real?
Speaker 1: But he's such a good actor it didn't matter.
Speaker 6: And then obviously now it's like for a lot of us,
Speaker 6: it's iconic.
Speaker 1: It's just the best man.
Speaker 8: It's like, let's play some cons It sounds CARTOONI yeah,
Speaker 8: it's very cartoonish.
Speaker 1: Heah, especially the oreo bit.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it kind of sounds like he's got an oreo
Speaker 9: in his mouth when he talks.
Speaker 10: Yeah, paid, that's me and his money.
Speaker 1: Great film and the man just can't lay down aces.
Speaker 3: If you heard somebody talk like that and he's like,
Speaker 3: I'm going to use that voice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how I'm right.
Speaker 3: And then he started kissing people.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, just just use their voice. In that movie.
Speaker 6: I feel like Teddy KGB was asexual. He seems like
Speaker 6: he just wants to take.
Speaker 3: A sexual pervert.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just think he was.
Speaker 6: I don't think he cares about anything. He just wants
Speaker 6: to play cards and eat oreos. It's terrible, and who doesn't. Yeah,
Speaker 6: you're real close. I mean I love oreos, but switch
Speaker 6: oreos to chicken fingers and that's me.
Speaker 3: Throw in some boobs and I'm I'm good with that too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he doesn't. The son of a beach poker in
Speaker 1: sex go hand in hand. That is a good point.
Speaker 9: Or why didn't he like he could have like some
Speaker 9: ladies just kind of walking around the little a.
Speaker 1: Lot of big Russian dudes.
Speaker 6: That's what Grandma was doing, not my grandmother and not Sauces.
Speaker 6: Grandmother's the character in Rounders. Grandma had the ladies. Teddy
Speaker 6: kg be didn't seem to care.
Speaker 3: Did they throw it from a train.
Speaker 8: No, No, that's although they were going to throw a
Speaker 8: worm from a train. Yeah, they should have thrown worm
Speaker 8: from a train. Well, he was dealing off the bottom
Speaker 8: of a bad friend.
Speaker 1: Caught a hangar.
Speaker 2: Each bitch of the beach.
Speaker 1: The beach just pretty good chicken. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 8: Really was between Teddy kg B and tattoo.
Speaker 6: A beach.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they tattooed. Preussion is a plus though.
Speaker 2: I love that he's calling him the son of a beach,
Speaker 2: but he's also very respectful.
Speaker 3: And it did money. But I think he was a lady.
Speaker 1: That's mister to you.
Speaker 3: You call him doctor Joe, son.
Speaker 1: Of a bitch m D. Saw.
Speaker 6: So if you're gonna learn anything from the movie Rounders,
Speaker 6: and I learned almost everything from the movie Rounders, it's
Speaker 6: definitely this.
Speaker 1: If you can't.
Speaker 6: Spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table,
Speaker 6: then you are the soccer.
Speaker 1: That is a correct That's that's just good exactly. If
Speaker 1: you don't know who the sucker is, that't you.
Speaker 9: I will tell you, mostly me, but I have never
Speaker 9: spotted a sucker in my life.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Hey, that lady ever looks like a candidates looks
Speaker 2: like a carp Hi, Grandma.
Speaker 3: I'll give you right home, but not not to my home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's play some cord.
Speaker 9: Yeah, miss the son of a bitch, missus pay that
Speaker 9: woman her money?
Speaker 1: Yeah to take venmo, Are you a cop? I don't
Speaker 1: want to watch unders ladies. Your MIC's on it and
Speaker 1: that didn't need to be said. Everybody knows, how dare you?
Speaker 2: It's all just a comedy, didn't here, I'm doing comedy
Speaker 2: in this joint.
Speaker 1: Send that segment to Angel Mark Cody. Yeah, we can
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 3: Play the Mamba.
Speaker 8: Oh, let's do what really matters after this, scores and
Speaker 8: stats around the world of sports, and then Chrys will
Speaker 8: change your life with something else more interesting after this.
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Speaker 1: It's a good word.
Speaker 2: I'm the back.
Speaker 1: Great song.
Speaker 2: Thanks man. You know what I was thinking as I
Speaker 2: was going to break and I played this before the break.
Speaker 3: No, not this one was this one? This one, man
Speaker 3: anyway one of the songs. It's this one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I make this weird noise at the beginning of
Speaker 2: the song. Admittedly, this was over thirty years ago that
Speaker 2: I recorded this song. I have no idea why I
Speaker 2: decided to make that noise like nobody made me die.
Speaker 2: I decided I was gonna like that. I don't know
Speaker 2: why I decided that was a good idea.
Speaker 1: I had no idea.
Speaker 2: I guess it. What Maybe that was it?
Speaker 1: Wait? Where is it?
Speaker 3: It's the wrong one.
Speaker 1: It's this one.
Speaker 2: I don't even know. That's what I'm saying. I don't
Speaker 2: remember being in the studiogun you know what is missing?
Speaker 1: Me?
Speaker 2: Con me's making the sound of a raven quoting never more,
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
Speaker 1: Where is it? Did it already coming up right here?
Speaker 11: And he's gotta do this so extended sweet jam and
Speaker 11: then the drums got a hit real hard right here,
Speaker 11: and I recorded did vocals in the same studio the
Speaker 11: fluid mag recorded rumors.
Speaker 2: That's what was missing from the song.
Speaker 1: That was It wasn't a bird that was that was good.
Speaker 2: I like it this you Kelly, oh yeah, and.
Speaker 8: Don't forget there's a very high likelihood this is on
Speaker 8: the playlist tomorrow at Tommy's master's party.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's gonna cry when I walk in.
Speaker 8: Yeah something we're going to interrupt him in small yeah, correct,
Speaker 8: in the kitty, in the kiddie pool, then the city the.
Speaker 1: Katie Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So there was this and then never going back again
Speaker 8: in the same studio.
Speaker 3: Yea, that's right.
Speaker 1: What a cool story.
Speaker 6: And Stevie Nick says, we recorded rumors the same place
Speaker 6: that recorded the Distance.
Speaker 3: I would guess at least once a month, does it?
Speaker 7: Is there artwork in there too? It was a homage
Speaker 7: to it, saying this was recorded.
Speaker 3: Here right right there.
Speaker 2: There were there were things as you walked into the
Speaker 2: the waiting room, and there were it was a a
Speaker 2: great staff that took care of you.
Speaker 8: I mean you.
Speaker 2: I can't believe. I don't know how we managed to
Speaker 2: afford it. We only did the vocals there. The rest
Speaker 2: of the music we recorded elsewhere, but we did the
Speaker 2: vocals there in that studio, and I can't believe afford it.
Speaker 7: What's the other place you recorded at in Minnesota that
Speaker 7: was historic.
Speaker 2: The Hingham, which they're doing great business out there. One
Speaker 2: of the the they're really making a push to get
Speaker 2: people to come out there recording. And it's again the
Speaker 2: place they recorded uh Nirvana's uh third this is the
Speaker 2: third record, yeah in Utero. Yeah, they recorded out there,
Speaker 2: the Throwing Copper from Live it was recorded out there.
Speaker 8: Great, and it's like in the it's in the wilderness,
Speaker 8: right yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean it's it's beautiful.
Speaker 2: It's surrounded as a crick and you can walk around
Speaker 2: and there's a and when you when you record there,
Speaker 2: you runt the studio, but you get the house with us,
Speaker 2: so you can stay in the house all weekend long.
Speaker 3: And it's it's beautiful.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 2: If you're if you're thinking about recording somewhere and you
Speaker 2: want to you want an atmosphere, go out there, man,
Speaker 2: It's it's awesome. It's awesome.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 7: I love it because that that type of environment I
Speaker 7: feel like would would lend more to creativity right where
Speaker 7: there's no distractions.
Speaker 3: For sure.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, And you can stay in the bedroom that Kurt
Speaker 2: slept in with, you know, with Cordy and Francis Bean.
Speaker 2: You know, it's it's the craziest thing. It's the craziest
Speaker 2: thing you can throw. I did all by myself. I
Speaker 2: swim naked in the swimming pool as an indoor swimming pool,
Speaker 2: and uh, there was there's a rumor that they're they're Uh,
Speaker 2: there was some shenanigans that went on in the pool.
Speaker 2: So I was in there by myself. I took off
Speaker 2: my clothes and have swimsuit. I went naked swimming there
Speaker 2: and then Zach got me high, then thatch.
Speaker 9: And then we watched how I'll destroy their legs and balls.
Speaker 2: Yeah we did. Yeah, homage to you.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: We said, maybe the only UFC fight in the history
Speaker 2: of the UFC fights where two different fighters broke their
Speaker 2: legs at the table, the.
Speaker 8: Two different fights those videos are, and then where they
Speaker 8: go to stand on it and it's pointing the other.
Speaker 3: It's the worst. It's the worst. And I was so high.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, I kid you not. I've said this
Speaker 2: before on the I played the audio the air. I
Speaker 2: thought I was going to die because I couldn't stop laughing.
Speaker 2: I couldn't stop. I couldn't stop.
Speaker 7: That's the perfect level is where you're laughing instead of
Speaker 7: like where you you're on Artemis too, but you're in
Speaker 7: the communications back out there.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, No, I honestly was like, guys, no,
Speaker 2: you don't understand. I haven't taken a breath in twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: I can't stop laughing.
Speaker 3: God.
Speaker 1: And then Zach gave you mouth to mouth. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: saved them even though you were sitting up his mouth.
Speaker 6: Oh hey, speaking of Artemists too, today's today, right, they're
Speaker 6: back today.
Speaker 3: Right, splash landing, flashed down.
Speaker 1: The night was sweet, so awesome, just super cool.
Speaker 3: Was reading them good for the top of it?
Speaker 1: They made? Was it again?
Speaker 6: Captain Jacoby Shaddocks of the USS Papa Roach.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you think I told him that you did that
Speaker 2: to him? And I say you because I wasn't involved.
Speaker 8: In Yeah, he thought that was the cap when you
Speaker 8: said something about his life is in pieces and he goes,
Speaker 8: this is his last resort.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to look into that.
Speaker 3: He did say.
Speaker 2: He did say that the crew of the Artemist two
Speaker 2: lunar mission are on their way home. The Orion spacecraft
Speaker 2: carrying the four astronauts will splash down the Pacific tonight
Speaker 2: off the coast of California. The USS John P. Murtha
Speaker 2: will recover the crew at about five oh seven PM
Speaker 2: specific time, so seven or.
Speaker 3: Seven our time near San Diago.
Speaker 1: Again, I I it's incredible.
Speaker 2: Everything they're doing is heroic. Thing they do is incredible.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine having the nuts to do that. And
Speaker 2: I say that you know what I mean, he gots
Speaker 2: the But the scariest thing for me would have to
Speaker 2: be falling to Earth. Yes, yeah, I know the parishes
Speaker 2: come out, but until then you're literally free falling.
Speaker 3: The You might see John Denver.
Speaker 2: I mentioned both of them.
Speaker 1: See both of them. They might be the ones who
Speaker 1: greet you.
Speaker 8: Watching that launch with Clove was so awesome and then
Speaker 8: she was like, I wonder how scary it was.
Speaker 1: And I told her.
Speaker 7: I was like, do you remember when we were at
Speaker 7: Epcot a couple of weeks ago and we went on
Speaker 7: I think it's called Mission Space where it makes you feel.
Speaker 8: Like you're being really launched. Yeah, it gives you the
Speaker 8: g force. It's awesome.
Speaker 7: So it's a it's a screen like you're in a
Speaker 7: video game, but it gives you the feeling like launch.
Speaker 7: And proud of her because she's not being into like
Speaker 7: scary rides and that she looks at me. She goes,
Speaker 7: I don't like this, and I said, just hang in there.
Speaker 7: It's not gonna it lasts very long, so you'll be fine.
Speaker 7: And so then I at least got to say you
Speaker 7: experienced somewhat what that's like? Sure, and she's like, yeah,
Speaker 7: I don't want to be an astronaut.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, that's cool.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 9: Did you guys do the scarier side or like the
Speaker 9: more easier said the scary side?
Speaker 1: Oh my yeah, okay, I didn't even do that.
Speaker 8: It was it was fine. Missus Kay did not like it.
Speaker 8: She's a motionsick type person. They gave me barf bags
Speaker 8: in there too. Really yeah, Clo did great though, really
Speaker 8: proud of her.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I don't really explained what it was. I just said
Speaker 8: it makes you feel like you're in a ship. She
Speaker 8: was like, oh cool, cool, and oh yeah man, she
Speaker 8: looks and just goes, I don't like this saying and
Speaker 8: there we'll be back to Earth soon.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: I'll never forget taken Alex to U Universal in California
Speaker 2: and taking him on the Jaws ride, and he was
Speaker 2: happy and excited to do it. He's a little older, no,
Speaker 2: probably not the SAME's clothes age, but he had no
Speaker 2: idea that damn shark was gonna jump out of the water.
Speaker 2: It scared him so bad. I felt sold. They shoot
Speaker 2: at it though, and that scared the living crap out
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 1: Man. Oh buddy, poor guy. Yeah said that they got
Speaker 1: rid of that.
Speaker 2: Did they really?
Speaker 7: Apparently? Someone told me that. I no idea devastating. It
Speaker 7: was fun.
Speaker 2: Did you ever see that core? Yeah, that some bitch
Speaker 2: comes out the water. I mean you're like, sot up
Speaker 2: a bitch, take the child.
Speaker 8: And then you go into that left, you go into
Speaker 8: that shad that shakes.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, God, what a movie.
Speaker 1: I still I know.
Speaker 8: You should have should have gone to the theater the
Speaker 8: anniversary last year.
Speaker 7: There was a short window at Alamo and I was
Speaker 7: out of town, so you.
Speaker 3: Got to see it again.
Speaker 2: Brother, I guess put it back in theaters once while
Speaker 2: anniversary avengure.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's a plus. Yeah. Ready, that's what it really matters.
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Speaker 6: The Minnesota Twins won three to one over the Detroit Tigers.
Speaker 6: They have won four straight games, all against Detroit. They're
Speaker 6: now seven and six. This team started one and four
Speaker 6: laughed his he did ass off coming around. They are
Speaker 6: six and two since then, and yesterday they got a
Speaker 6: home run from Bell that was his third of the season,
Speaker 6: and an age yep and then a two run single in.
Speaker 1: The eighth from Lee and that was all they needed
Speaker 1: the same.
Speaker 3: Belize those two are great.
Speaker 1: They are good.
Speaker 6: Twins are at Toronto for three this weekend. S w
Speaker 6: R for the Twins tonight in Toronto at six o seven.
Speaker 2: Isn't that when you whispered people?
Speaker 1: That's as Mr Oh? He pitches to.
Speaker 8: Have you watched like uh Ai Corn.
Speaker 1: He's super into Ai porn.
Speaker 2: By the way, Well listen, I love to watch demons
Speaker 2: get it on, and I don't.
Speaker 1: That's your thing now, it's a thing demons with just
Speaker 1: huge rocks.
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, they need to be taught a lesson.
Speaker 3: And a normal amount in never mind.
Speaker 1: But what really matters is this, oh got it, got it.
Speaker 2: In the year nineteen seventy seven, two American boys cheated
Speaker 2: an ice cream chain offering free Sundays on birthdays by
Speaker 2: making up a boy. In nineteen eighty four, they received
Speaker 2: a reminder for the fake boy to register for the draft,
Speaker 2: which exposed that the government used the chain's mailing list
Speaker 2: without permission. So again, I'm gonna say this again. These
Speaker 2: two kids made up somebody so that they could get
Speaker 2: free ice cream on his.
Speaker 1: Birthday just one time.
Speaker 3: I guess they did it more than one time. I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: But then that was in seventy seven. In nineteen eighty four,
Speaker 2: they got noticed that young man had been registered for
Speaker 2: the draft, which exposed that that ice cream chain had
Speaker 2: been selling their mailing list to the government without permission.
Speaker 2: That's pretty funny, creasy.
Speaker 1: That is greasy.
Speaker 2: By the way, it wasn't a joke yesterday, Right, they're
Speaker 2: gonna have kids register for the draft again.
Speaker 1: We you still have to You've had to register forever.
Speaker 3: Like what So what changed yesterday?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 2: No news? Do you have my idea? You see, I'm
Speaker 2: trying to understand. I read the story and I still
Speaker 2: didn't understand what the difference was.
Speaker 7: No, because we've had I was in the military by
Speaker 7: joined on my seventeenth birthday.
Speaker 1: I still had a register recollective. Yeah did you guys?
Speaker 3: Did you Corey? Do you remember having to register?
Speaker 1: Zero memory that I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm saying, I don't understand.
Speaker 9: The proposal would implement uh uh, let's see here, automatic
Speaker 9: registration for every mail of the United States.
Speaker 7: So you don't have to send in the postcard. Yeah,
Speaker 7: so that's fine. Remember even doing that.
Speaker 3: I don't know it does.
Speaker 7: I don't know, and it freaks everybody out. It's still
Speaker 7: gonna it's always going to be a.
Speaker 9: Every mail by the way, between the ages of eighteen
Speaker 9: and twenty six.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the ro zone, which if you haven't been registering,
Speaker 7: you need to do it.
Speaker 1: It's the law. You're not going to get.
Speaker 3: Draft does the law? It has been the law for real.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, see, I didn't know if it was still a thing.
Speaker 3: I just remember.
Speaker 2: I don't remember ever getting any notice from anybody saying, hey,
Speaker 2: you've got to make sure you're signing registers for the draft.
Speaker 3: I don't remember anything like that.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 7: The only ones that don't are members of the Armed Forces,
Speaker 7: on active duty, students and officer procurement programs at the
Speaker 7: Citadel you d d oh and then continually confined to
Speaker 7: a residence, hospital or institution.
Speaker 1: You do not if you're that disabled.
Speaker 3: So sure, hope it never has to be used.
Speaker 8: I don't think they're calling me back up not see
Speaker 8: my turn of yours. You did the draft bit ice
Speaker 8: cream bit? Yeah, mah, Frozen four. Let's talk other ice hockey,
Speaker 8: not Minnesota. While for a second Denver beat Michigan four
Speaker 8: to three in double overtime, and the drunken Skani's beat
Speaker 8: North Dakota two to one. So the championship of the
Speaker 8: Frozen four tomorrow at four point thirty oh in Las Vegas?
Speaker 8: Oh man, why are we not there covering this Frozen four?
Speaker 1: What are we doing?
Speaker 9: Shocking? They're getting wonderful reviews down there. Everybody's having a
Speaker 9: great time. Oh no, yeah, I think crazy.
Speaker 2: They have my good time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 9: North Dakota fans and Wisconsin fans with twenty four hour booze.
Speaker 3: Yeah, have they run out yet?
Speaker 2: Is there an issue that Budweiser had to send out
Speaker 2: the Clydes.
Speaker 1: Vegas half wine. Yeah they do. Actually they did this.
Speaker 1: That's spear.
Speaker 9: At the show on Saturday night, the guy in front
Speaker 9: of was drinking a summer sandy.
Speaker 1: What now you're talking that good wear?
Speaker 2: I guess I don't know. I'm not much of a
Speaker 2: beer guy. That's a good beer. Is a good beer?
Speaker 1: Yeah? In small amount? Yeah, but it's still good. Two
Speaker 1: or three of those are very good.
Speaker 2: Do you know what else I'm find very odd?
Speaker 1: What I don't like?
Speaker 2: I said, I'm not much of a beer drinker. I
Speaker 2: like drinking summer shandy on a hot summer day. But
Speaker 2: I love drinking when I'm eating Mexican food, like a
Speaker 2: dose ech is something about Mexican food and a Mexican beer.
Speaker 3: It just works for me.
Speaker 1: Or a pacificanding yeah. Yeah. And then hookers, no, no,
Speaker 1: just out stop yeah. One of the weirdest, weirdest things
Speaker 1: ever in Vegas.
Speaker 7: I ate at a steakhouse many years ago at Treasure Island,
Speaker 7: and the and the waiter for some reason was it
Speaker 7: was my legs.
Speaker 1: He was like, I see her and I had jeans on.
Speaker 1: He's like, you got a limp to here?
Speaker 7: He said, I just recovered from an injury, and people
Speaker 7: love to tell me about their injuries.
Speaker 1: Sure. Yeah.
Speaker 8: And what this guy he liked going to Tijuana for
Speaker 8: his hookers because he said he likes a certain oniony.
Speaker 3: Smell that they have, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Order wow. Yeah. And then he was cross the street
Speaker 1: and got hit by a car. Wow.
Speaker 3: And I was like, and he was like, what happened?
Speaker 8: To you.
Speaker 7: I was like, I was in a bomb blast in
Speaker 7: Iraq And he was like, awesome, what do you guys
Speaker 7: make a decision on entrees or what?
Speaker 1: Wow? Oniony hookers?
Speaker 6: Anyone anyone else you know that's in that? Hey, Zach,
Speaker 6: if that's not the title of the podcast, you're fired. Yeah,
Speaker 6: that's Tay called oniony hookers. How do you even spell that?
Speaker 1: Oniony? I mean, that's not even a thing? Would that
Speaker 1: be the why? Or I gotta the why? But who
Speaker 1: knows it's a thing? Oh God, all right?
Speaker 3: I turned back like a Vietnam veteran.
Speaker 1: You increase both what really matters?
Speaker 2: I can't get you anything. I can't over the bathroom.
Speaker 2: I gotta relax.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take a shower. I gotta I gotta reinvaluate
Speaker 3: my life.
Speaker 1: I gotta Yeah, you definitely need to get the oniony smell.
Speaker 1: And the guys with me don't have the same sense
Speaker 1: as humor I do, so they were like, jeesuz, what
Speaker 1: and I was laughing.
Speaker 6: Look, I've never been a waiter, but I can't imagine
Speaker 6: telling your Tijuana.
Speaker 1: Hooker stories is gonna get you a lot of money.
Speaker 1: And this nice steakhout nice issues. I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: unless you're reading the room, unless you guys are just
Speaker 1: that group where they're like, this is a group I
Speaker 1: can talk about. He needed to get that office chair.
Speaker 6: They're gonna maybe he just made it up. They're gonna
Speaker 6: love this bit. They're gonna tip me more because they're
Speaker 6: gonna love this story. I'll tell him I hooked up
Speaker 6: with an oniony hooker and then I got hit by
Speaker 6: a car in Tijana.
Speaker 1: They're gonna give me like a forty percent. Did it work?
Speaker 1: I always tip well, sure, yeah, so I'm sure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I shouldn't.
Speaker 7: That was my chance to say I was driving in
Speaker 7: a Humby to go to and I acky hooker and
Speaker 7: we hit a bomb. You'd be like you and I
Speaker 7: are the same, my brother. Yeah, and then stood up
Speaker 7: and shook his hand and then yes, yeah, or I
Speaker 7: should have ordered like extra onions with everything this. I'm
Speaker 7: just gonna Bathe bathed in it and just said.
Speaker 3: Kiss me, kiss Steve, And I am grossed out at
Speaker 3: this moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not true. You're taking notes more of what
Speaker 1: really matters after this.
Speaker 8: Marty Gilder in like thirty ish minutes Kriesel's sticking around
Speaker 8: and playing initials.
Speaker 1: One.
Speaker 8: If you get a shout at one hundred and thirteen thousand,
Speaker 8: five hundred dollars a day with the same Paul Federal
Speaker 8: quitdit union initial jackpot, think about that one hundred and
Speaker 8: thirteen thousand, five hundred dollars. You have a fun just
Speaker 8: it's gonna go off. It's happened twice, It's just taken forever.
Speaker 1: But man, somebody's gonna have a life changer at some point.
Speaker 6: Maybe today we'll find out more of the powers to
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Speaker 4: This is.
Speaker 2: All right, so it's got me off, fired out, but
Speaker 2: what I don't want to say it on erics but anyway, Yeah, Hey,
Speaker 2: it's time.
Speaker 1: For what really matters, what really matters?
Speaker 6: The Masters Round two today. Sam Burns and Rory McElroy,
Speaker 6: you're early leaders. They are both at five under. Then
Speaker 6: there's three guys at three under and then Scotti, Scheffler
Speaker 6: and others are two under so Scheffler is lurking, but
Speaker 6: defending champion. Rory McElroy Tiede for the lead Rosie's guy.
Speaker 6: He really did want him to, and then he was
Speaker 6: seriously considered taking Sam Burns. He wanted Jason Day as well,
Speaker 6: he did, and Patrick Reid and Justin Rose. Those are
Speaker 6: basically all of his guys he want. Yeah, yeah, well,
Speaker 6: good for Rosie. I don't know why you do this, Yeah,
Speaker 6: I am. I can't help him.
Speaker 1: What really matters though, is.
Speaker 3: This hm.
Speaker 1: Hmmm.
Speaker 2: I don't understand this. I need to look it up,
Speaker 2: but it's here that ice is defined as a rock,
Speaker 2: like a rock.
Speaker 1: Great song.
Speaker 2: It is a great song. Bob seekers a pimp. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's glacial. Ice is considered a metamorphic rock.
Speaker 1: Did you know that? No? I don't know what makes
Speaker 1: is it because it's compact.
Speaker 3: Perhaps, and and maybe the way it's formed because from
Speaker 3: the pressure.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Did you ever take geology?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 8: I think the highest I got was what's like chemistry?
Speaker 8: And I basically there was like the scow and this
Speaker 8: class that sat next to me, and she would let
Speaker 8: me copy off of her. But I wouldn't do any
Speaker 8: of the like the work part, but i'd have the answer.
Speaker 3: Was there a waft of onions?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, there is a very nice lady. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she did not smell like onions.
Speaker 7: Just think he got ran over whilst having an erection
Speaker 7: whil they wouldn't.
Speaker 8: The road.
Speaker 1: So this was before Yeah, man was on his way
Speaker 1: to the hooker. Poor guy, sauce.
Speaker 6: Let's see how you do well. You took chemistry. I
Speaker 6: give you the chemical symbol. See if you can name
Speaker 6: the elements.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think I'm okay at this. These are going
Speaker 1: to be tough ones. I'll start as nope, I'm going
Speaker 1: to start as easy as possible. What's h Hydrogen? What
Speaker 1: is c uh is? Say it calcium?
Speaker 8: Oh boy, we're off to a rough stelle Bault right, No, okay, sorry,
Speaker 8: mister science.
Speaker 1: That's as easy as is the easiest. It's essentially the easiest.
Speaker 8: About Oh is oxygen and nitrogen? C L c L
Speaker 8: is calcium, c l c L is chloride chloroform. I
Speaker 8: mean you're close chlorox ox calcium. I said that the
Speaker 8: thing that he can't find that he don't think exists
Speaker 8: little man in the boat, right, that guy I don't know.
Speaker 1: You said chloride, which is very close chloride chlorine? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah?
Speaker 1: What about k k Is Potassi? Look at you? See
Speaker 1: now we're talking.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Uh what about au gold? See here we go, we're
Speaker 1: heating up. What are other easy ish ones? Some of
Speaker 1: these get pretty tough pretty quickly. What about n E.
Speaker 3: Any import.
Speaker 1: Neutrons?
Speaker 3: Neutron?
Speaker 1: That song God is such a good song.
Speaker 2: We're just busy doing. We need to stop doing cocaine.
Speaker 3: We can stop doing I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: There was a jazzer size tape my mom had.
Speaker 8: Were they It was like a whole routine to the
Speaker 8: new Ties.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: He was sweating watching that video because you know he
Speaker 2: was just yanking and just skanking.
Speaker 1: Trying to tear the thing on.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Leave that thing alone and let me
Speaker 2: do my video.
Speaker 1: I know what PB is.
Speaker 3: God, you're just like your dad.
Speaker 1: You love peanut butter. It's lead. Uh and he was neon?
Speaker 1: What about h E helium? Genius?
Speaker 3: You're a genius?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: What about just a couple more here? What are the
Speaker 1: other ones that I think you're going to actually get
Speaker 1: PBS led? You got that one.
Speaker 3: Uh no, no caholic?
Speaker 1: Oh sure, try n a? Is that so? Dem see
Speaker 1: you copied off of the right paper? Mm god, I
Speaker 1: want to go to a bath house. My god. Brilliant
Speaker 1: they played, They played the Neutron d A wrestling last
Speaker 1: one A l Is it aluminum? Yep? And how would
Speaker 1: Andy say it?
Speaker 3: I love this is my favorite.
Speaker 1: Illumine? What he say? I don't know?
Speaker 3: Aluminium?
Speaker 1: The Brits are not the best. That's a great way
Speaker 1: to say. Why laugh?
Speaker 6: There's this is why we left Brilliant because they pronounced
Speaker 6: aluminum incorrectly.
Speaker 8: English lady that does a cooking show and she calls
Speaker 8: the microwave the micro wabb There no the micro wabby.
Speaker 8: She much fanom Yeah, she says, I have to soften
Speaker 8: this butter in the micro wabby. She's dead serious. Can
Speaker 8: we listen to the new tron Dance?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Watch the break?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you and I will. What really matters, though, is this.
Speaker 3: I love this luminium? Great.
Speaker 6: It'd be a good alias right when you're like, if
Speaker 6: you're checking into hotels and you want to stay incognito.
Speaker 1: First name nol Umnium, Yeah, last name swearing gins Oh man,
Speaker 1: I never watched that whole series. I just saw a
Speaker 1: little bit of US Season one.
Speaker 2: That's a real dude, right, he might not know that, Yeah,
Speaker 2: this real person. Hey, could you guys picture in your
Speaker 2: head what a safety pin is?
Speaker 1: Of course cool?
Speaker 2: On what day?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, on what year?
Speaker 9: In what year?
Speaker 2: On this day? Do you think a safety pin was
Speaker 2: invented and patented the same thing you get my patent?
Speaker 2: How long has there been a safety pin?
Speaker 1: Eighteen ninety seven, Yeah, eighteen eighty five.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to do inside the mind of Chris, because
Speaker 6: I would have guessed eighteen hundreds as well, But you're
Speaker 6: saying it like it's more recent something we think, based
Speaker 6: on the way that you asked that.
Speaker 1: It'd be tough for a blacksmith to make. I want
Speaker 1: to go eighteen sixty nine. See, I think it's that's
Speaker 1: That's what I would have guessed.
Speaker 6: But now I'm going to go later, just because because
Speaker 6: it's I'm going to say nineteen fifteen.
Speaker 2: Eighteen forty nine, Okay, it was actually eighteen forty a
Speaker 2: lot earlier than I thought it was going to be.
Speaker 2: To be asked for eighteen forty.
Speaker 6: Nine, I would have been in the zach Range in
Speaker 6: the sixties or seventies, But all right, you'd love to
Speaker 6: be that's no great, that's ninety two point seven. Those
Speaker 6: are what's the score or the plus?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Ninety two to five?
Speaker 3: Okay, what's the plus.
Speaker 1: Size your Google search? I'm like, brother bbw, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he's fine with it. Way hock. If you want to
Speaker 1: go in the other direction, there is probably a bathhouse
Speaker 1: for that.
Speaker 8: Is it?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: Let's go?
Speaker 3: I'm filthy?
Speaker 1: You want to brestl?
Speaker 3: Are we all wrestling your fellows?
Speaker 8: Oh? No, no, no?
Speaker 1: What are you doing with your tel?
Speaker 3: I tapped out?
Speaker 1: Guys? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I already said you won.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 8: The Colorado Avalanche won the President's Trophy for the NHL's
Speaker 8: best record.
Speaker 1: They officially locked it up.
Speaker 6: They won three to one last night over the Flame,
Speaker 6: so they will be the number one overall seed.
Speaker 1: In the postseason. Yeah, good for them. That's a good team.
Speaker 1: Can we please make it out of the first round? Please?
Speaker 1: To man, it's gonna be tough. It's gonna be tough.
Speaker 1: We'll see what really matters though?
Speaker 4: Is this.
Speaker 2: Just what's what's your gut telling you? Do we make
Speaker 2: it out of the first round? Like if you had
Speaker 2: to put money on it, which way would you go
Speaker 2: with your heart but with your head.
Speaker 8: I would say no. Then that's saying fifty to fifty.
Speaker 8: The problem is if we do, we get the team
Speaker 8: you just mentioned in the second round. So it's like,
Speaker 8: I don't know, NHL can't Can we take it out
Speaker 8: of their own.
Speaker 3: Like they're gonna do with the Wolves. Can we go
Speaker 3: in a less hard like region.
Speaker 1: Can they play the Lakers?
Speaker 6: It is disheartening if you if you could argue this
Speaker 6: is the best Wolves team ever, right, because it's essentially
Speaker 6: the same no Wolves you could essentially say in the
Speaker 6: last couple of years, Right, this core is the best
Speaker 6: Wolves team.
Speaker 1: We've ever had.
Speaker 6: They manage to the Western Conference, but it's pretty good, right,
Speaker 6: And this is essentially the same team with Io.
Speaker 1: So this might be the best Wolves team we've ever had.
Speaker 6: And they have Murderer's Row of Denver, San Antonio, and
Speaker 6: Oklahoma City in front of them. This is easily the
Speaker 6: best wild team we've ever had. Yes, and they are
Speaker 6: going to run into Dallas and then Colorado. So you
Speaker 6: could have two first round exits for the two best
Speaker 6: teams we've ever had.
Speaker 1: But at least sums up Minnesota Sports.
Speaker 8: But at least in the NBA, it's just full conference seating. Sure,
Speaker 8: the NHL, I don't even understand it.
Speaker 1: Stuff.
Speaker 9: It's so one person and it's Gary Betman. Everybody else
Speaker 9: hates it, and we need the general managers to step up.
Speaker 2: Gary Bevan.
Speaker 1: They who likes commissioner in the National Hockey League should
Speaker 1: go to on your knee. Women that I forgotten for years.
Speaker 1: I need to start writing this down.
Speaker 2: Listen, man, I'm gonna tell you this right now. I'm
Speaker 2: not saying it's a zero chance that that is something
Speaker 2: I like, but I'm gonna tell you right now. You
Speaker 2: guys can be sure of one thing. If it is
Speaker 2: something I like, I'll never say it. Yeah, I will never,
Speaker 2: especially not to a group of strangers.
Speaker 1: You're just serving their food. Right. He had to get
Speaker 1: this off his chest.
Speaker 8: He seemed so relieved because I remember my friend said,
Speaker 8: why did he tell us that?
Speaker 7: He was all shook? Yeah, I'm glad he did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's entertaining.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's certain things you just don't tell anybody.
Speaker 8: Well, especially when you're going to be bringing out their plates.
Speaker 8: But again, that's reading the room. Again, that's not something
Speaker 8: you say to every table your entire shift.
Speaker 6: There was something about this group wants to hear it
Speaker 6: to you on the stories. This he wants to hear
Speaker 6: hooker stories. And this group's gonna laugh if I call
Speaker 6: them on Unie. Yeah, yeah, I think all of those
Speaker 6: things were true. You're still talking about it years later.
Speaker 1: This guy was right. He gambled. That was like two
Speaker 1: thousand and eight. See, yeah, legendary.
Speaker 2: What really matters, though, is this a near complete triceratops
Speaker 2: fossil from the Late Crustaceous period, dubbed Trey sold online
Speaker 2: for five point five million dollars last week?
Speaker 1: Geez, how is it not more? Did mister Cage buy it?
Speaker 3: I don't know?
Speaker 2: Marking the latest and a list of dinosaur specimens two
Speaker 2: affect colossal fees and commercial sales labeled tray.
Speaker 3: I don't know, t r e y yeah, Trey, I
Speaker 3: don't know, try tray, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Experts city, demand and prices for prehistoric pieces have accelerated
Speaker 2: in recent years as the wealthy of sought to secure
Speaker 2: a bone, a skull, or even an entire skeleton from
Speaker 2: the myriad reptiles who once ruled the world. It's interesting, right,
Speaker 2: I guess, I guess. I never thought that they were
Speaker 2: selling these to normal individuals.
Speaker 6: But think of it makes so much sense that crazy
Speaker 6: rich people are finally realizing there is a limited supply
Speaker 6: of dinosaurs, they make in more of them. So if
Speaker 6: you can find a fully intact triceratops skeleton and put
Speaker 6: them all together, if you're a billionaire, you go, I
Speaker 6: can have one of the only ones on the planet.
Speaker 7: I'm taking it, and then build an extra wing in
Speaker 7: your head just for tray. How sick would that be
Speaker 7: walking there? Yep, this is my dinosaur.
Speaker 6: And what an investment because somebody else is going to
Speaker 6: buy it when they realize, oh, there's only a handful
Speaker 6: of these even available.
Speaker 3: There like for hours and just stare at it, going
Speaker 3: my gosh, Yeah that was real.
Speaker 8: That was real.
Speaker 2: At one point this thing was walking with muscles and
Speaker 2: eating and doing all the things animals do.
Speaker 6: Unless you're former baseball player Carl Everett, who believes that
Speaker 6: dinosaurs were a worldwide conspiracy and that fossils were planted
Speaker 6: in the ground.
Speaker 2: And nobody liked women from.
Speaker 8: Anyway, most conspiracies are like a conspiracy for like a reason,
Speaker 8: like my conspiracy of like why we didn't land on
Speaker 8: the Moon, It's because we didn't want Russia to be
Speaker 8: there first.
Speaker 1: That's my conspiracy. My point of this, though, is what
Speaker 1: would be the point of faking dinosaurs? Why did he think?
Speaker 9: Like, what's the point of back conspiracy? What would be
Speaker 9: the point of faking the six other moon missions that
Speaker 9: we did?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: I think the the I don't know about for mister
Speaker 3: what was who's the guy uh Karl?
Speaker 1: Ever?
Speaker 3: I don't know about for mister ever?
Speaker 2: But I think it the timeline of dinosaurs doesn't line
Speaker 2: up in a way that is convenient for some people.
Speaker 3: Got it and their beliefs?
Speaker 1: Got it? Okay? Got it right?
Speaker 6: If you think the world six thousand years old, it
Speaker 6: doesn't make sense for them to be around sixty five
Speaker 6: million years Yeah, got it?
Speaker 1: Ye? Last six stories that makes sense?
Speaker 2: And the last six years three fossils have sold it
Speaker 2: auction for uppers of thirty million dollars. The Abu Dhabi
Speaker 2: Department of Culture and Tourism shelled out a then record
Speaker 2: thirty one point eight million dollars in twenty twenty for
Speaker 2: stan one of the world's most complete t rex skeletons.
Speaker 3: I believe they found in South Dakota, didn't they?
Speaker 1: Is that right? Is that ring a bell. Maybe I think.
Speaker 2: Let's see before hedge fund billionaire can see Griffin blew
Speaker 2: that sum out of the water with a forty four
Speaker 2: point six million dollar purchase of an enormous Stegosaurus specimen
Speaker 2: nicknamed Apex in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: Stegasaurus would be sweet. Yeah, that's a top fiver. They
Speaker 1: look so freaking cool.
Speaker 2: Then last July, one of only four known sarah Taurus
Speaker 2: Saratosaurus fossils was the subject of a bidding war sethebes,
Speaker 2: which ended with an unidentified buyer forking out thirty point
Speaker 2: five million dollars for the six point three inch predator.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: Never heard of that one.
Speaker 3: It looks like it looks like the clever girl Tearector. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it looks scary as hell.
Speaker 2: Look it up.
Speaker 10: C E r A.
Speaker 1: Well, slow down here, c c E r A after
Speaker 1: Michael Sarah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta believe it is Serratosaurus.
Speaker 1: Well, that thing spooky.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like one of those clever girls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep.
Speaker 3: And the guys you've got to sit down in the
Speaker 3: in the desert crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would uh, that's terrifying. I guarantee it's fast.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: It never never tasted him, Nope, kicked this out or
Speaker 1: did it? Think?
Speaker 2: Think about how smart this is, man, Think about this
Speaker 2: because I can't imagine what it's worth now. But in
Speaker 2: two thousand and seven, Nick Cage bought a torontosaurus school.
Speaker 2: How much you think you paid for it?
Speaker 6: Probably not much if these if these numbers are current, right,
Speaker 6: the ones that they're Yeah, I bet it was like
Speaker 6: five hundred thousand.
Speaker 3: And seventy six thousand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see exactly that. I mean, what a steal Nick's good, dude. Man,
Speaker 1: didn't Adrian Peterson by one? What? I think Adrian Peterson
Speaker 1: bought one?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe got a good deal on it.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Adrian the probably did too. Yeah.
Speaker 7: And I forget that South Dakota. I know that there's
Speaker 7: a lot of museums there about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it says. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Before it was home to the wild West outlaws and cowboys,
Speaker 7: South Dakota belong to real life tyrannosaurs, rexes, raptors like
Speaker 7: the Dakota raptor, and during the Ice Age, both Columbian
Speaker 7: and wooly mammoths.
Speaker 6: It's nuts, yeah, man, South Dakota is so awesome. So
Speaker 6: according to AI, so I haven't done any more research
Speaker 6: in this.
Speaker 8: You may be referencing that Entourage says that Adrian Peterson
Speaker 8: bought a dinosaur skull that was on the TV show
Speaker 8: season seven, episode three.
Speaker 1: They mentioned that Adrian Peterson bought a dinosaur.
Speaker 2: That's great because you loved that show and that came
Speaker 2: into your memory as a real thing.
Speaker 8: But I thought that was a great show. Yeah, that
Speaker 8: was a great show. I thought he actually did. I
Speaker 8: thought we'd heard that.
Speaker 7: No, No, it's cool, man, that would have been a
Speaker 7: worthwhile investment compared to what he other.
Speaker 2: You know, he while you guys are sitting there with
Speaker 2: your computers looking at dinosaurs, look up Titanosaur.
Speaker 3: Titan O sar.
Speaker 1: It wasn't essentially like a bronosaurus.
Speaker 3: It's the biggest dinosaur.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know what's great hockey?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually do.
Speaker 8: Look over here, Jesus, you and I are on the
Speaker 8: same login name, So I just have to put in
Speaker 8: one letter.
Speaker 1: It'll take me to it because your mom.
Speaker 3: Man, someone do that often.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I know what's what I'm saying. Look
Speaker 2: how huge it is.
Speaker 1: It doesn't even fit on the picture when you get.
Speaker 2: Dude, look at the again, since you're there anyway, look
Speaker 2: at the t rex at the Field Museum in Chicago.
Speaker 2: They have it positioned as if it's going to eat you.
Speaker 6: I don't even remember what dinosaurs were there, but again,
Speaker 6: my dad's from Chicago. My grandparents lived in Chicago. I
Speaker 6: used to go to that whatever, that whatever. That museum
Speaker 6: is the Soldier Field, the one that has the dinosaurs.
Speaker 1: I used to I grew up.
Speaker 6: I'd go there once a year and the dinosaur I
Speaker 6: didn't even know the name of it because it's been on,
Speaker 6: you know, thirty plus years since I've been there. But
Speaker 6: the dinosaur exhibit was elite. I couldn't believe it. It
Speaker 6: was the coolest stuff ever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's still there, man.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Field Man Giant Ass Aquarium in Chicago as well. Those
Speaker 6: were like every year we would go to the dinosaurs
Speaker 6: in the aquarium.
Speaker 2: If you're ever thinking about going to a Bears game,
Speaker 2: make it a weekend. Go to that Field Museum. It's
Speaker 2: right beside Soldier Field, right by, not right beside you
Speaker 2: get my points, right by it.
Speaker 1: It's walking distance.
Speaker 3: How Yeah, pretty cool, man, it's cool.
Speaker 1: Soldier Field's kind of cool. It's very cool.
Speaker 2: Have you been their core? Did you go there for concerts?
Speaker 1: Soldier Field? I? Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2: I mean the old stadium is still there. They just
Speaker 2: built up the new stadium around it, and so you
Speaker 2: can walk around if you take your time and see
Speaker 2: the old stadium.
Speaker 3: It's pretty cool, pretty cool, pretty cool.
Speaker 1: I like it. Rest in peace?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, kidding. Won't be long now.
Speaker 1: Are they still moving to Indiana?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Perhaps, or it might be a leverage play, but we'll see.
Speaker 7: It would be nice to have indoors state and I
Speaker 7: know it's the antithesis of what football is, but minimize
Speaker 7: the elements as much as possible so you don't have
Speaker 7: like what happened in the AFC champions.
Speaker 8: You're correct, or all major football games should be played indoors.
Speaker 1: I know I'm in the extreme minority, but I want I.
Speaker 3: Feel like I am.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: I think I think I'm in the minority that I
Speaker 1: want them all indoors. I don't. I don't like the
Speaker 1: element games.
Speaker 8: Not in September. That's fine, play outside lambeau Field in September.
Speaker 1: Awesome. Ten out of ten. Yeah, it's all standing.
Speaker 6: Sure once once it gets to the point where they
Speaker 6: can't feel their fingers. And there's it's the ice CapAids
Speaker 6: that does nothing for me.
Speaker 7: And there's too much money on the line now now
Speaker 7: that NFL, the NFL is in bed with sports betting,
Speaker 7: you need to make it as even and fair as possible.
Speaker 1: The news in a.
Speaker 8: Second morning later, criss sticking around to play initials it
Speaker 8: a little over an hour, one hundred and thirteen thousand,
Speaker 8: five hundred dollars up for grabs. We'll talk more about
Speaker 8: that later right here on the Power Grim Morning, Join the.
Speaker 2: Fan, Let's throw it away.
Speaker 1: We stay.
Speaker 2: Out now.
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