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Speaker 1: It's KFI AM six forty and you're listening to The

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Speaker 1: Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Shannon Farren

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Speaker 1: was talking about people dumping their dog Doodo into her

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Speaker 1: trash can, and the promo sounds something like this, when

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Speaker 1: you put your.

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Speaker 2: Dog in my garbage can after the garbageman's already been there,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to wheel that thing back in there and

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Speaker 2: smell your dogs for another week. And I decided that

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Speaker 2: I would make a laminated sign and put it on

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Speaker 2: the trash ban that says, hey, can you just move

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Speaker 2: on to.

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Speaker 3: The next one?

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Speaker 4: Carry and Shannon, have I.

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Speaker 2: Made the sign?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 2: Do I still get angry?

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Speaker 4: YESI and on demand anytime on the iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 3: This happened to me today on the way to work.

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Speaker 1: There's a guy walking down We live on an alley,

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Speaker 1: I know, pretty ritzy, huh. Guy walking down the alley

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Speaker 1: and he goes to put his dog's feces in my

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Speaker 1: trash cam and I at the same time, I opened

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Speaker 1: the garage door and he closes the lid and he

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Speaker 1: grabs the dog Dodo, and he walks away, and I said, I.

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Speaker 3: Said, hey, hey, hey, hey hey.

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Speaker 1: He goes, oh, no, no, he because I'm not gonna put

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Speaker 1: it in I said, no, no, no, no, feel free to

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Speaker 1: put it in there.

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Speaker 3: You can put anything you want in there. I don't

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Speaker 3: give a rat's ass. You can.

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Speaker 1: You can literally put a baby grand piano in there.

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Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm not one of those guys that cares.

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Speaker 1: You want to put your dog doodo in there instead

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Speaker 1: of carrying it around because you look like an idiot

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Speaker 1: carrying a bag of dog feces, that little green, tiny

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Speaker 1: bag that's all tied up and you're walking around. How

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Speaker 1: do you think your dog feels when you're walking around

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Speaker 1: with your dog's s in your hand?

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Speaker 3: Doesn't he feel like he sort of owns you? I

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Speaker 3: would think so.

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Speaker 5: When I had the dog and I had and I

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Speaker 5: was the one doing the walks with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: that's why I prefer cats personally.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I have to clean it out, then clean the box out,

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Speaker 5: but it's like a one and done now every single

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Speaker 5: time they go to the bathroom, I have to be there.

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Speaker 3: But our dogs.

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Speaker 1: When, first of all, you can throw anything want in

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Speaker 1: our can and I don't know it bothers my wife

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Speaker 1: though maybe it's a gender thing. I don't know, but

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Speaker 1: it bothers my wife if somebody throws you know, their

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Speaker 1: dog ass in earththam.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I it also it doesn't bother me either.

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Speaker 1: When somebody goes through my recyclables to take out cans,

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Speaker 1: I don't care. Look it's on the street, it's it's

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Speaker 1: it's up for grabs as soon.

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Speaker 5: As they keep the area clean.

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Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, this happened in Tarzana. We

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Speaker 1: lived in Tarzana. We used to throw all our bottles

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Speaker 1: and cans into you know, the blue recycled bin like

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Speaker 1: everybody does, I guess, And this guy was pulling out

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Speaker 1: bottle after bottle and he got so tired of it

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Speaker 1: he just took the whole blue can, through it on

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Speaker 1: guys leaving. He's like, I don't want to go through

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Speaker 1: all this crap. I almost going to take the can

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Speaker 1: do it. Later, I thought it was great, man, the

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Speaker 1: ball's on that guy right. Not only did take the recyclables,

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Speaker 1: but take the whole canon split.

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Speaker 3: I thought that was great.

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Speaker 1: But it is maybe I don't know, Belly, are you

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Speaker 1: are you disturbed by that? If somebody throws some.

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Speaker 7: I don't like it. You don't like it, right, I

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Speaker 7: don't like it? Okay, like go because Shannon's right, you know.

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Speaker 3: Well let's not say she's right. Let's just say you

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Speaker 3: agree with her.

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Speaker 7: Okay, I agree with Shannon.

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Speaker 3: Okay, because because that makes me feel bad.

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Speaker 1: If you say Shannon's right and I don't care, I

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Speaker 1: feel like less of a human being.

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Speaker 7: Well, that's on you are right?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 8: Uh yes, they throw it into your emptied trash and

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Speaker 8: you bring it back and then you had to wait

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Speaker 8: a week with that in there.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, there's those that creates issues.

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Speaker 1: Right, But it doesn't smell. I mean it's tied off.

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Speaker 1: If it's tied off nicely, it's I think it's air tight.

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Speaker 1: I don't think there's any issue there. Yeah, but at

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Speaker 1: least they're not leaving it on the street.

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Speaker 7: No, I understand that. But why can't they take it

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Speaker 7: back to their trash can?

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Speaker 1: Because if you walk around with that green bag in

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Speaker 1: your hand, nothing says if you do goofball.

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Speaker 7: If you have a dog, you're used to doing that. Nah.

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Speaker 8: Occasionally we're walking walking the dogs and I have the

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Speaker 8: bag and I start like swinging, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 8: John's always like, could you not do that?

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Speaker 7: And I forget. I like, hold onto a bag poo right.

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Speaker 1: And occasionally it flies open and then it's a shower.

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Speaker 3: Ah, got mighty, Here we go. But steph, shit, bother you.

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Speaker 3: If somebody throws feces in your.

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Speaker 9: Can, I personally don't care, but when I do walk

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Speaker 9: the dog, I feel bad putting it in someone else's

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Speaker 9: trash can. You do so I walked with it the

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Speaker 9: whole way, but it's mind, yeah, I think we got

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Speaker 9: to get it together and just assume that everybody's trash

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Speaker 9: can is up for crass.

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Speaker 3: I don't.

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Speaker 5: It's just so bizarre to me. It's like what so

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Speaker 5: I always think about that, Like if Jenn and I

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Speaker 5: are doing a little walks and I got like some

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Speaker 5: trash or something like that, and there's someone's cans like

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Speaker 5: down a little alley ways, it's like right to put

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Speaker 5: it in there. And I keep thinking to myself, somebody's

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Speaker 5: gonna come on, who do something on that. I'm just

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Speaker 5: gonna throw it on the ground beside it.

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Speaker 8: Man, that's your own trash can about up two miles

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Speaker 8: from home.

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Speaker 3: Carry it with me.

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Speaker 5: It's either beside your can or and.

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Speaker 3: You can, that's right. Yeah, your choice.

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Speaker 5: Beside your can or in your coin? Can you choose,

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Speaker 5: mister or lady?

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Speaker 1: Well, what would you rather have, you know, dogs feces

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Speaker 1: on the side of your can or in your can?

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Speaker 7: Exactly? Yeah, either, Well you don't.

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Speaker 5: Have that choice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have that choice at all.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 3: It's weird. People get very territorial over their trash.

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Speaker 5: Weird.

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Speaker 3: And it's a trash can. It is an odd thing.

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Speaker 3: It's a weird deal.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna go put some trash and Crozier's trash can.

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Speaker 5: Wo love that the outside of it? Please, I don't

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Speaker 5: want to see trash on the outside of the can.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, why would somebody put the trash on the

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Speaker 5: outside of the can? And the cans right there?

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Speaker 7: That's Brian Reagan.

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Speaker 8: Remember when Brian Reagan came to visit as Tim and

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Speaker 8: he was walking by and somebody had rolled up a

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Speaker 8: piece of paper and it was like a foot from

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Speaker 8: the and he he couldn't see men's down and he

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Speaker 8: goes you were So it's like Adam Corolla, you ever

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Speaker 8: see those?

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Speaker 1: They don't exist anymore. But in the old days, bellyod

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Speaker 1: your dad ever smoked? Yeah, long time ago. Did he

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Speaker 1: have the bean bag ash tray on the door? All right,

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Speaker 1: so you know what I'm talking about. It's a bean

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Speaker 1: bag ash tray and you put it on the dashboard

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Speaker 1: and it fills with cigarette buds. And there's a little

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Speaker 1: smoke stain on the windshield the inside the windshield where

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Speaker 1: those smokes were brewing for decades. And then Corolla was

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Speaker 1: talking about you get to like a Long's drug, which

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Speaker 1: I don't think exists anymore. And the guy throws them

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Speaker 1: all out onto the street.

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Speaker 3: Right there where their door was.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he kept them for like two months and now

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Speaker 1: they're just bang right on the on the street or

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Speaker 1: in the parking lot.

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Speaker 3: Right. It's unbelievable.

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Speaker 5: I love the ash marks, like right where the where

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Speaker 5: the glass in the window meets the upper part of

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Speaker 5: your door from people that didn't want to roll down

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Speaker 5: their window all the way to flick their ashes. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: you see the accumulation of the burns on the upper

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Speaker 5: part of the the door.

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Speaker 1: And you can also tell when a guy or gal

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Speaker 1: is really interested in how their hair looks and they smoke,

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Speaker 1: because they're gonna have burn marks on the top of

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Speaker 1: their car, on the roof of their car.

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Speaker 3: On the inside.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they put their hand their cigarette and their hand

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Speaker 1: through their hair. And then Christ is another another scorcher.

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Speaker 3: You don't see the bean bag ash tray anymore, it's gone.

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Speaker 3: Did your dad have one?

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Speaker 1: Your dad smoked not cigarettes, but yeah, okay, yes he did.

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Speaker 1: My mom and dad both smokes cigarettes. And I remember

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Speaker 1: my dad and mom they would smoke cigarettes while like

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Speaker 1: taking six kids up to the mountains and all the

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Speaker 1: windows were closed.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't really go on much anymore.

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Speaker 5: Everything that my dad did, I mean, dying from a

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Speaker 5: drug overdose. And he just had so much disdain for

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Speaker 5: people that smoke cigarettes, like his ex, my you know woman,

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Speaker 5: when I was thirteen, she smoked and he.

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Speaker 3: Just just those cats are like.

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Speaker 5: Weird to say. And he had the argument, he was like,

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Speaker 5: those are all chemicals. This is all you know nature.

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Speaker 1: Was he doing hard drugs or just weed? He died

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Speaker 1: from crack? Oh okay, all right for the most part.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: He he once told me that he did everything but

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Speaker 5: heroin because he didn't like needles.

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Speaker 3: Really yeah, wow, man, that guy went for it. You

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Speaker 3: gotta give him that. Though a little of this, a

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Speaker 3: little bit of that.

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Speaker 5: He was in a band in the seventies in Miami.

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Speaker 3: I get it.

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Speaker 1: I got it, man, that was the time to be

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Speaker 1: in the Miami Miami band. Yeah that w what a life, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what a life. How old was he when he passed away?

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Speaker 5: He was forty?

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Speaker 3: Oh he was young?

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Speaker 5: No, No, fifty eight fifty eight Yeah, okay, that's not bad. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: because I'm three years from his age.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So fifty eight to Night's run for a guy,

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Speaker 1: you know, doing crack and you know all kinds of he.

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Speaker 5: Was on and off. Yeah, he was on and off.

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Speaker 5: He would take years off and then he would go

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Speaker 5: through a good months or a year or something like

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Speaker 5: that doing bunch stuff. Yeah, I said's a touchdown.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and he lived fifty eight and then, like you know,

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Speaker 1: in the band in Miami in the seventies, a lot

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Speaker 1: of people like that.

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Speaker 4: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on Demyan from KF

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Speaker 4: I am six forty.

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Speaker 1: I was just talking to Bellio and she's great, She's great,

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Speaker 1: You're great. But belly O and I we sort of

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Speaker 1: the same, like the same upbringing. Both of our dads

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Speaker 1: were really into the racetrack. We knew when they hit,

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Speaker 7: That that's cute?

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Speaker 3: I'm in here.

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Speaker 3: Phone, Why would you do that? Hangs it up. That

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Speaker 7: Like you never spoke about it.

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Speaker 7: You're working through it now.

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Speaker 3: I'm working through it right now, sweat my ass off.

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Speaker 1: But my mom was a very strict, strict woman, very

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Speaker 3: There's no wiggle room with this woman, none.

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Speaker 1: And so if a priest said, well, you know, there's

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Speaker 3: I said, because my mom, it wasn't because of me

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Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know she would have gone down that

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Speaker 1: So you weren't allowed to have any friends? No, No,

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Speaker 1: I could have friends over.

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Speaker 1: And she was friends with all my friends. I mean

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Speaker 3: When I was thirty. Correct, I like I ever got

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Speaker 3: I still see her today, I mean I saw her

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Speaker 5: That's crazy.

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Speaker 3: And she knows the story, and so.

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Speaker 5: You've since explained that to her.

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Speaker 1: Oh I've told her that story twenty times.

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Speaker 3: And she's like, I can't believe your mom did that

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Speaker 3: How about that guy?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 5: Just see her going click yeah, and you just sitting

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Speaker 3: I still had the receiver.

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Speaker 1: She clicked it on the on the phone, she pushed

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Speaker 1: going hello Hello. Then she grabs it for me. You're

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Speaker 1: That's never gonna happen again, all right, A right, all right?

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Speaker 1: How many more years until I'm eighteen?

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Speaker 4: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI

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Speaker 4: AM six forty.

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Speaker 3: Where'd you buzzy?

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Speaker 6: Now?

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Speaker 3: You know you never get buzzed? Right? Ah?

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Speaker 7: Not normally?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, but I think Sunday I was did.

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Speaker 3: You get sideway. You got sideways.

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Speaker 7: Somewhere good sideways. I stopped it.

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Speaker 8: I was at my favorite restaurant, North Italian. I love

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Speaker 8: that place, and I had the hugo. Oh it was

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Speaker 8: delicious and pound it No, I didn't pound it no.

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Speaker 8: And I almost went for a second hugo, but I

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Speaker 3: How would you have ordered the second one?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: To god time, bitches.

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Speaker 7: If you haven't into North Italia, that is a great restaurant.

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Speaker 5: That's more than one.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's a chain. Yeah it so you never

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Speaker 1: Oh, Crozier, you would love it, real angel you bet

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Speaker 7: Where where is that off? But Jamboree?

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Speaker 5: No, but I want to go.

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Speaker 7: You will have it. You will love it.

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Speaker 1: You Crozier like shut Inso that's exactly.

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Speaker 3: Where's it? Bellio? What will you buzz on? What'd you

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Speaker 7: The hugo?

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Speaker 3: What's in the hugo?

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Speaker 7: It was.

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Speaker 4: Mint?

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Speaker 8: I think citrus, prosecco and elderberry.

446
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Speaker 1: Woof ah. And you and you knocked off one of

447
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,280
Speaker 1: those I did you didn't want a second.

448
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:49,399
Speaker 7: I wanted a second.

449
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:52,080
Speaker 8: I had to stop myself because I was become a

450
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,880
Speaker 8: bit of a lightweight, so I was feeling it.

451
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, do you get giggling or you get angry?

452
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:57,399
Speaker 1: You an angry drunk?

453
00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:58,520
Speaker 6: No?

454
00:19:58,600 --> 00:19:59,400
Speaker 7: I get talkative?

455
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:00,320
Speaker 3: No?

456
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, really, you get really talking.

457
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,440
Speaker 8: That's how I notice stop myself because when I start

458
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Speaker 8: talking a lot, but I have that presence of mind,

459
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Speaker 8: it's like.

460
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:12,680
Speaker 7: Okay, I think I'm talking too much. Maybe I should stop.

461
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then she gets insulting, like, oh I think

462
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,080
Speaker 1: I'm turning into angels.

463
00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:19,960
Speaker 3: It's an insult.

464
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:21,399
Speaker 4: Really?

465
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Speaker 7: Oh is it?

466
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Speaker 3: Crow?

467
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:29,800
Speaker 7: Because some people would think it is a highest and

468
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Speaker 7: that's how I would have meant it.

469
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Speaker 3: That's exactly right. When's the last time Angel you got buzzed?

470
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Speaker 3: Or are you.

471
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Speaker 7: Currently every show? Every show?

472
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Speaker 3: I got buzz last night? What about you? Crow? When

473
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:50,800
Speaker 3: was the last time you hammered anything? Saturday? Really? You

474
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:54,720
Speaker 3: didn't drink anything on Sunday? No or Monday?

475
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:55,119
Speaker 6: No?

476
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Speaker 3: What do you wanna?

477
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Speaker 5: Are you in a program getting older? I got to

478
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Speaker 5: back out?

479
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:05,639
Speaker 7: And what were you drinking Saturday? Yeah?

480
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,160
Speaker 3: The question is what was No, I'm drinking.

481
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,560
Speaker 5: Usually it's it's mules.

482
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah.

483
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Speaker 7: And how buzzed were you?

484
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:14,919
Speaker 3: Nothing?

485
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,040
Speaker 5: Big? Nothing big? I don't remember last time I've like

486
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,720
Speaker 5: been like head under the table?

487
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,359
Speaker 3: Are you angry?

488
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:20,800
Speaker 7: Drunk?

489
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,480
Speaker 3: Are you happy or talking to.

490
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,720
Speaker 5: I'm pretty I'm kind of like Sharon and I get

491
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:27,680
Speaker 5: a little bit chatty, but otherwise I'm mellow.

492
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Speaker 7: What about you, Conway? When was the last time you

493
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:29,919
Speaker 7: were buzzed?

494
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:30,560
Speaker 3: Last night?

495
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,880
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, like every night. You know, you gotta

496
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:34,600
Speaker 1: hit it hard.

497
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,560
Speaker 7: Really, and what are you like buzzed?

498
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,600
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

499
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:45,080
Speaker 1: I enjoy life more so, I'm happy er, but I

500
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Speaker 1: don't feel any different. I mean, I you know, unless

501
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,479
Speaker 1: I had a lot, Like if I had like ten shots,

502
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:51,359
Speaker 1: i'd be buzzed.

503
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:54,119
Speaker 3: But I think, I mean, I'm not gonna do this.

504
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:57,679
Speaker 1: I don't write to us, but I think after like

505
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:01,480
Speaker 1: five or six shots, I could drive to Cleveland. Really, yeah,

506
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:02,920
Speaker 1: I don't think it's any difference.

507
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,440
Speaker 5: By the way, I was looking at this North Tier restaurant.

508
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,000
Speaker 3: What a thing to put out there.

509
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Speaker 7: Jesus, they're taking.

510
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,560
Speaker 1: Well, it's just listening to KF. I used to be

511
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:14,800
Speaker 1: a rush Limbaugh station.

512
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,000
Speaker 3: What's going on now? What that guy say you could

513
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,760
Speaker 3: take five shots and try to Cleveland. Got a mighty

514
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:24,159
Speaker 3: going on with this guy. But I don't feel any different.

515
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,840
Speaker 8: Do you know, you come in to the show buzz

516
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,399
Speaker 8: I'd like to experience that.

517
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 3: No, but I would get buzzed during the show.

518
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:32,199
Speaker 7: Can we do it tomorrow night.

519
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Speaker 1: Let's see what I gotta do the next day, because

520
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,560
Speaker 1: I'm pretty out of it the next day.

521
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,359
Speaker 3: But yeah, I don't.

522
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,920
Speaker 1: I don't think you could tell if I had, really

523
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,480
Speaker 1: if I started four pm and I had five shots

524
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:49,199
Speaker 1: between four and seven pm, I don't think you could tell.

525
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:49,920
Speaker 7: I bet I could.

526
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Speaker 3: I bet you couldn't.

527
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,440
Speaker 7: I'm pretty tune with you.

528
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,200
Speaker 3: I mean if you looked at me, I'd probably be

529
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Speaker 3: a little red.

530
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Speaker 7: Yeah that's how I would.

531
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean you couldn't tell voice wise. I mean,

532
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Speaker 1: I don't think you could tell. I'm going to come in,

533
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:05,080
Speaker 1: I'm going to take five shots, and you try to guess.

534
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,560
Speaker 3: Which day it was it is on.

535
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,360
Speaker 7: I love this, I love this, Okay, Yeah, but.

536
00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:11,879
Speaker 1: You can't come in here and look around, you know

537
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 1: like you always do, where you sift through the trash

538
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 1: and you know, sniff around.

539
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,640
Speaker 4: You're listening to Tim Conway, jun you're on demand from

540
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 4: KF I am six forty.

541
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Speaker 3: Jaye Leonard, nice to see you, Mane.

542
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,040
Speaker 1: You good to see when we took a tour of

543
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:31,000
Speaker 1: your garage. You're a very nice John. What's John's last name?

544
00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:33,720
Speaker 1: John Parrah, John Parrat What a sweet man that is

545
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 1: who gave it a tour and you've been lifelong friends

546
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Speaker 1: with it? Or since you've been out of here you've

547
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 1: been friends with him? Oh yeah, very loyal to your friends.

548
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Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly exactly. That's why I'm here. That's exactly right.

549
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,679
Speaker 6: I think had such bigger shows.

550
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Speaker 1: That's exactly right. We were we took the tour of

551
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Speaker 1: your garage. Oh you're on TV now too with Yamava.

552
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 1: That must have taken all day to shoot all those

553
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Speaker 1: different angles. Nook really half hour? I I work very quickly.

554
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Speaker 3: Did they today? Did they come to you or you

555
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,159
Speaker 3: went to that came to the garage? Boom banging out here?

556
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,440
Speaker 3: And what are you giving away a Lexus this time?

557
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 6: It's I think let lexis is time and we have

558
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,159
Speaker 6: a super coming up, another guard you know, my favorite one.

559
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 3: We gave away a rolls Rice.

560
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 6: Wow, this is unbelievable and this is absolutely true. The

561
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 6: guy that wins twenty two year old security guard from China,

562
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 6: been here eight months? Okay from an excitement point of view,

563
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 6: probably the worst guy to win the money.

564
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 3: He wins a million dollars.

565
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Speaker 7: Thank you.

566
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Speaker 3: American, thank you. Okay.

567
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Speaker 6: So he goes, are you happy about about the Rolls race?

568
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 3: Yes?

569
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Speaker 6: Yes, very beautiful car. Okay, Well thank you think and

570
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 6: that this this hand to God, this is true. I

571
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 6: give him the keys to the Rolls Rice. He walks

572
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:53,239
Speaker 6: fifteen feet to the slot machine, holds the handle, and

573
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,440
Speaker 6: wins one million dollars.

574
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Speaker 3: Is that right?

575
00:24:57,119 --> 00:25:00,639
Speaker 6: A security guard from jo from China. He's Aaron a

576
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 6: Visa Wow, Rolls Royce and a million dollars.

577
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:06,959
Speaker 3: Welcome to America.

578
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 8: Yeah.

579
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 1: Now, He writes everybody a letter back in China and goes, hey,

580
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,199
Speaker 1: you gotta get here, you gotta go here.

581
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 5: Let's see what they do.

582
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 3: Unreal?

583
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,400
Speaker 1: But isn't that unbelievable. We did a we were having

584
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 1: a giveaway that we did for R. E. M. Mattress

585
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 1: and they're like six or seven thousand dollars beds, and

586
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 1: we did a remote in Burbank and we said, we're

587
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 1: going to give away one of these seven thousand dollars beds.

588
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,360
Speaker 1: So if you show up, somebody's gonna win. So two

589
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,200
Speaker 1: hundred people show up. They wait around for the whole broadcast,

590
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,159
Speaker 1: and then we pick out one person's name. You know,

591
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 1: Dale Hennings is Dale Hennings. Here, anybody Dale Headings, going once,

592
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 1: going twice. He's way in the back of the store

593
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 1: buying a mattress and now he just won one. And

594
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 1: that's the only one with that he sold all day.

595
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 1: Is the giveaway, yo, The only guy with the credit

596
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,800
Speaker 1: card buying a mattress just won the free one.

597
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Speaker 6: I got a mattress story for you in my house

598
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 6: at tonight. D I get a call from Warren Buffett. Okay,

599
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,160
Speaker 6: he goes Jay, Okay, he goes a friend of mine.

600
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 6: It's a mattress store in Omaha. He wants me to

601
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 6: be in a commercial. I said, I do. I don't

602
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 6: know what to do. I'm not comfortable. I don't want

603
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 6: to talk about I said, I said, Warren, hiss, what

604
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 6: to do? You go in the lie down in the bed,

605
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 6: Just lie down in bed and go to sleep. And

606
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 6: some will come in and say is that Warren Buffett

607
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:24,920
Speaker 6: sleeping on the a And the owner of the store

608
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 6: will say, oh, yes, he comes there every day to

609
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,640
Speaker 6: sleep because our mattress is so comfortable. So I get

610
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 6: a call from More the next day.

611
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:32,920
Speaker 3: Genius, thank you very much.

612
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:36,040
Speaker 6: They oh yeah, because he was so he didn't want

613
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 6: to he didn't want to be nervous. But that's a

614
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:39,119
Speaker 6: good mat you know.

615
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 3: But it was totally he just pretended to be asleep.

616
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 3: Woman comes in. Is that my Warren buffet sleeping there?

617
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 3: He comes there every day to sleep.

618
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:49,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's a great idea. Yeah, that's fantastic. You know,

619
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Speaker 1: my dad was a big Cadillac guy. Did your was

620
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:51,879
Speaker 1: your dad a Cadillac?

621
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Speaker 6: Well, the first thing I did when I made money,

622
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,400
Speaker 6: I bought my dad a Cadillac. And not just any Cadillac,

623
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Speaker 6: the Italian Cadillac, Wow white with red Laura Polster. This

624
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 6: was the most garish. And my mother was My mother

625
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 6: was from Scotland.

626
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 3: She was so oh, Jimmy, jimmy, your father that Cadillac.

627
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,400
Speaker 6: Like when we would go for a ride, I'd sit

628
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,439
Speaker 6: in the back, my mother and father be in the front. Well,

629
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,479
Speaker 6: we pulled up to a light, people would look at

630
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,360
Speaker 6: the Cadillac and my mother made all.

631
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 3: Down the window.

632
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,439
Speaker 7: We're not really Cadillac people.

633
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 3: Our son got us and.

634
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 6: Then we're driving a Cadio Cadillac and they would start

635
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:27,880
Speaker 6: fighting and the people would take off.

636
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 3: Oh it was oh, hilarious, hilarious.

637
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 1: My dad bought a Seville or a Coupe Deville back

638
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 1: in the late seventies, and he bought it from a dealership.

639
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 1: I don't want to say the name of the dealership,

640
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 1: but it's in the Van Eys area. I'm sure you

641
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,440
Speaker 1: know which one it is. And he drives it home

642
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 1: in the middle of July and the heater is on.

643
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 1: The heater won't go off, and so he gets home,

644
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 1: he sweating his ass off, and he takes it back

645
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 1: to him and says, hey, the heaters on. And they said, oh, sorry,

646
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 1: mister Cohn, we will take care of that. It was

647
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,639
Speaker 1: in the shop for a week. He picks it up,

648
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 1: drives it home. The heater's on again. The heater is on.

649
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,959
Speaker 1: In the middle of now at the beginning of August,

650
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 1: takes it back a third time. The heater's on. Oh,

651
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 1: we'll give you a loaner here it is. Third time

652
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 1: he gets it home, the heat's not on. We go

653
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:13,639
Speaker 1: out after you know, church on a Sunday, goes to

654
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:14,639
Speaker 1: turn the air conditioning on.

655
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,159
Speaker 3: It's broken. Then the heater comes on.

656
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 1: So he takes it to the dealership and he pulls

657
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 1: it right up to one of their twenty foot glass

658
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:25,159
Speaker 1: windows and he puts the bumper on the window, then

659
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 1: inches forward and the whole window shows and he gives

660
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 1: them the keys. He goes, hey, fellas, the heater's on.

661
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 1: And that was really out of character of my dad,

662
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 1: but he was, you know, he paid a lot of

663
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 1: money for the car that heater was on.

664
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Speaker 3: There you go there, that'll do it.

665
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 1: But I tell you, Cadillac, over the last like ten

666
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 1: or fifteen years, the way they've put together these cars,

667
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 1: it almost seems like a high end import, you know, like.

668
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Speaker 3: You know what it is.

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Speaker 6: It's the great the best thing that had happened to

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Speaker 6: De troits going bankrupt.

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Speaker 3: Oh was that right?

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Speaker 6: Because they got rid of all the ad eyes and

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Speaker 6: the guys that came from Whirlpool or may Tag to

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Speaker 6: sell cars, and they brought in engineer. Yeah right, yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 6: Now you have engineer. Now you have Cadillac entering F

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Speaker 6: one racing. This is the highest, most expensive, most scientific,

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Speaker 6: expensive kind of racing in the world. And Cadillac is

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Speaker 6: right in there with Ferrari and all these les. So

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Speaker 6: it's going to be exciting. I mean, American engineers are

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Speaker 6: now kind of the I envy the world. I think.

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Speaker 3: So the fact that we can.

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Speaker 6: Produce a car like a Corvette for eighty thousand dollars

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Speaker 6: in a union shop, it'sredible and everybody gets full benefits

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Speaker 6: and the Chinese paying two balls an hour can barely

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Speaker 6: match it.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it is great.

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Speaker 1: So the F one, the Cadillac sewing Is are gonna

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Speaker 1: have the vlure seats.

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Speaker 3: Now I won't have the vlor seats. No they Okay,

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Speaker 3: can you stay with us? Sorry? Jay Leno's with us?

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