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Speaker 1: What's up everybody?

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Speaker 2: You have just tuned in the Real Lives on Real

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Speaker 2: Radio win A four point one. I'm your host tonight,

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Speaker 2: mister James John and we are your night cap of comedy.

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Speaker 2: I am joining virtual studio with my man Miguel Cologne.

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Speaker 2: Don't you forget about the junior because he knows who

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Speaker 2: his daddy is. And we got mister Ken Miller aka

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Speaker 2: the Godfather of Orlando Comedy aka f March Madness.

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Speaker 1: Because my team ain't in it, No mo Ken, how

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Speaker 1: you doing today?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 1: You're dealing with your loss.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm good, but I'm gonna tell you into my

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Speaker 4: frame before we go to that, we'll shout out to

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Speaker 4: This might be my favorite quote from the tournament. A

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Speaker 4: Long Island University play Arizona and somebody said it was

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Speaker 4: the team versus the tea tea versus Arizona, and I

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Speaker 4: would give you, guys an update Arizona tea.

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Speaker 1: Whoop that a oh really yeah, Long Island. It's not coherent.

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Speaker 1: That's why. By the way, that's my wife's favorite kind

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Speaker 1: of tea. By the way, it's Long Island. If y'all

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Speaker 1: know my wife never been up along Island.

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Speaker 5: Brother, that's like, that's like when that was my young

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Speaker 5: man's drink when I was like, how am I gonna

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Speaker 5: because they used to have dollar long Islands in places

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Speaker 5: because it was all well, yeah, oh bro dollar Let

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Speaker 5: me tell you, guys, Dollar Long Islands used to have

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Speaker 5: me time warping on that drive home.

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Speaker 3: You ever wake up with.

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Speaker 5: You ever wake up in the middle of beating a

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Speaker 5: sobriety test.

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Speaker 3: You just wake up with the cops shake your head.

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Speaker 5: Like sorry to bother you, like it's all right off

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Speaker 5: And so I understand, Like.

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Speaker 4: Whoa any any dollar drink man, doctor dollar, Margarita's dollar,

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Speaker 4: any dollar drinks you nickel beer night nickel?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? How did these places stay do that?

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Speaker 1: Do places still do this? No? No court ordered to

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Speaker 1: shut it down.

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Speaker 5: Hold on, you shoot each other more now in Orlando,

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Speaker 5: how was there more shootings now in downtown Orlando?

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Speaker 3: When we had nickel beer night three for ones, Three for.

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Speaker 1: Ones was was wild.

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Speaker 2: Bro Three for one was a wild time downtown Orlando

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Speaker 2: in early two thousands.

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Speaker 5: Yo bro' if y'all listening, nobody listening here is too

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Speaker 5: young to know this. But if you happen to be

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Speaker 5: at work right now, you're the young guy and the

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Speaker 5: radio is going and you're hearing the story. There was

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Speaker 5: a time when Orlando every night of the week had

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Speaker 5: a drink special and it got wilder and wilder until

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Speaker 5: the weekends went away because they were like, we don't

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Speaker 5: need no special on the weekend. But like Wednesday night

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Speaker 5: in Orlando meant you could get blasted for fifteen dollars.

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Speaker 5: And this is pre uber So you either yellow cabinet

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Speaker 5: or you just believed in yourself, you know. And and

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Speaker 5: Yo Boba didn't raise no quitter. Okay, everybody would get

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Speaker 5: into my starship. I had that big cadillact Deville. We'd

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Speaker 5: all get in and it'd be like it'd be like

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Speaker 5: back to the future.

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Speaker 3: I'm like Rhodes where we're going. We don't need roads.

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Speaker 2: Remember, being so like twisting pissy pissy that it was

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Speaker 2: a group effort to drive in the car.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's like a bombing mission in World War Two.

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Speaker 5: He's like, now, yeah, what are you see He's like, no,

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Speaker 5: I don't know. Let me w We're over the target.

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Speaker 3: The dude in the back's like the tail gun. He's like,

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Speaker 3: I got him behind us, was like cop, Cop six o'clock, Cop,

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Speaker 3: six o'clock, kiss the clock.

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Speaker 5: I got him, I got him. Navigator staring. He's like

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Speaker 5: looking through the little people. So he's like, I see it.

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Speaker 5: I see Taco Bell, Bro.

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Speaker 2: You just said facts, mall, how come every drunken night

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Speaker 2: ended at Taco Bell back of the day, that's where you.

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Speaker 5: Went Yo or waff Wa. Waffle House was Switzerland. It

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Speaker 5: was neutral. You walk in the waffle house blasted, handcuffed

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Speaker 5: to a police door. There could be a sheriff eating

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Speaker 5: in there, and y'all would just sit down look at

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Speaker 5: each other and you're like, you know, it's like the

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Speaker 5: hotel and John Wick.

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Speaker 3: You're like, you know, the rules in this building, not

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Speaker 3: in this building. Not in this building. I can stay

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Speaker 3: here like an embassy.

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Speaker 2: The waffle house is like the Continental. That's funn Yeah, just.

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Speaker 5: You walk in there with a gunshot wounded your chest.

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Speaker 5: And then they're just staring at you and you're like

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Speaker 5: looking at the waitress and you're like, here's my money

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Speaker 5: in case I bleed out.

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Speaker 3: But till they go, until they go.

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Speaker 4: I'm here, yo, I saw somebody post that Taco Bell.

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Speaker 4: Nobody goes to Taco Bell with an order. You just

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Speaker 4: can get to the window and just start ordering whatever

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Speaker 4: you see.

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Speaker 2: Like you go to technology like I'm yeah, like you

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Speaker 2: already had your mindset. They say they get back, you

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Speaker 2: just get the Taco Bell and just start ordering.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, cause I go to Taco Bell and I'm like,

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Speaker 5: what Mountain do in fused meal?

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Speaker 3: Do you have today? You know?

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Speaker 5: And then the thing is Taco Bell has remained like

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Speaker 5: they got seven dollar meals at Taco Bell with a

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Speaker 5: drink that will fill you up. Everybody else is like

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Speaker 5: fifteen bucks. Taco Bells like, no, no, no, we were

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Speaker 5: keeping the prices low. We've we've we've developed a product

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Speaker 5: we like to call meat with three e's.

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Speaker 2: Hey for all the if there's anybody younger listening to this,

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Speaker 2: Back in the day Taco Bell, you could get a

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Speaker 2: taco for fifty nine cents and ninety nine cent burrito. Yep,

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Speaker 2: we used to make nickel.

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Speaker 5: Beers, dollar gas ninety nine cents, tacos ninety nine cent chickens.

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Speaker 3: We didn't understand the beautiful world we were in.

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Speaker 1: We did not bro A champburger used to be ninety

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Speaker 1: nine cents, remember that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a gallon of gas was a dollar.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I was twenty years old, Hey, Gail, No, when

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Speaker 4: I was nineteen twenty years old, a gallon of gas

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Speaker 4: was a dollar.

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Speaker 5: And then we went out into the Iraq War. I

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Speaker 5: thought we were getting in the Iraq War, gas was

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Speaker 5: gonna be free now and we were all gonna get

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Speaker 5: flying carpets. I was like, how do we invade the

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Speaker 5: oil country? And gas costs more and tagos have gone down,

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Speaker 5: and I was like, what's happening here? When we personvated Iraq,

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Speaker 5: I was like, hey, y'all pick your carpets now, because

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Speaker 5: it's gonna be a waiting list.

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Speaker 3: I want the one to Latin had oil oil.

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Speaker 1: Who says something good, bro, that's funny? Ain't compeled? Oh

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Speaker 1: bitch you cooking? And Ron all right, I'm gonna say

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Speaker 1: this though.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Back in the nineties early two thousands, the tacos was.

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Speaker 1: Forty nine fifty nine cent. But like Miguel said.

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Speaker 5: E E E T E E T, they were like, hey,

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Speaker 5: we invented Baja blast because it has the right chemicals

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Speaker 5: to keep the demons from forming in your stomach. You're like, hey,

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Speaker 5: let me get three other meat tacos. You want to

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Speaker 5: buy my blast now? Hey, I'm gonna give it to you.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm cool. Take the ball blasts.

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Speaker 5: It's gonna bust out your chest and it's gonna hunt

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Speaker 5: your family down.

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Speaker 1: If you want, the same way you make holy water.

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Speaker 2: There's a father over there at Taco Bell blessing it

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Speaker 2: before you dog.

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Speaker 4: It's like when Clayton Anderson had this joke I'm talking

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Speaker 4: about with hot pockets.

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Speaker 1: He said, now with real cheese, But what would you

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Speaker 1: put it in? Hot hot pockets?

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Speaker 5: Now made with seventy five percent more natural material?

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Speaker 3: Natural material, metal is natural?

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Speaker 1: Hey, true?

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Speaker 4: Found about you think about like TV dinners Back in

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Speaker 4: the sex.

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Speaker 1: Cuisine, it was good for us.

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Speaker 2: It came in a foil tray and you have to

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Speaker 2: put it in the upn for an hour bro to

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Speaker 2: get fake mashed potatoes and gravy that still was cold

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Speaker 2: after an hour of being in.

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Speaker 5: A tray was so hot when it came out restaurant plates.

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Speaker 3: You gave it to a kid too.

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Speaker 1: Here you go.

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Speaker 5: I remember banquet fried chicken. Do you remember banking chicken?

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Speaker 5: It was like microwaveable. It's like, hey, man, you know

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Speaker 5: what my favorite part of chicken is when it tastes

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Speaker 5: like a snake.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, did y'all ever make actual like stovetop stuffing?

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Speaker 1: Like we didn't have that in the hood. Y'all ever

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Speaker 1: have that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Nah, yeah, we did ever have snowtop stuffing was actually cheap.

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Speaker 1: It was It's super cheap.

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Speaker 2: It's still cheap down God never had stow top stuff

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Speaker 2: It was cheap, and I felt like I was missing

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Speaker 2: out because I would see, like my other friends have it.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, man, I wonder if that's good. But I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't even ask my mom. I actually like it.

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Speaker 4: My wife hates it. She'll make her own stuffing stove.

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Speaker 4: I actually like stovetop stuffing. It's seasoned the well.

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Speaker 1: Hey yeah, bro.

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Speaker 5: Hey, use chicken, use chicken bro he We'll get back

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Speaker 5: to our episode thirty five.

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Speaker 3: Chicken broth, use chicken broth man.

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Speaker 5: And it's good because stove top stuffing was was always

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Speaker 5: in them dirt cheap bodega style. I mean, you go

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Speaker 5: to a bodega for no reason, stovetop stuffing is there?

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Speaker 5: You like, y'all got any other food? Like, hey man,

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Speaker 5: take a handful of that drink of water?

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Speaker 2: Did you did you see did you see mcgail do

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Speaker 2: the hispanic thing?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? A word bodega?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, wedega. Yeah, that's what it's called. I love when

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Speaker 5: people do that. They're like, why you say it like that?

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Speaker 3: Because the word is not an English word. You say it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: Hey, what that joke that Ross pageant has that goes

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Speaker 2: Whenever I go to Chipotle, I get all Mexican.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I would like butter, but I never

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Speaker 1: do that with like a Japanese word, like I drive.

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Speaker 3: I love that I do when I got I go.

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Speaker 5: To the when I go to uh To, like Kobe,

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Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm here for the Kobe steak and your master.

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Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, his onion volcano on me right with you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I come in there smoking a cigarette, my hair blowing

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Speaker 5: in the wind, and I'm like, I.

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Speaker 3: Want the onion volcano and the heart of jing Sau.

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Speaker 3: I Wanderers here, Jing Sau, I knew it is a day, would.

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Speaker 1: Come just a girl in a kimono in the court.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, blinded.

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Speaker 2: The kids there, Oh a back home.

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Speaker 6: Did you worry I would come, Jing Sau worrying about you.

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Speaker 6: It would be like worrying if the sun would the

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Speaker 6: rise in the morning, inevitable.

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Speaker 3: You killed my master, No em, your master. You don't know.

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Speaker 3: My master was a woman. I know, I drink. I

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Speaker 3: The strip's coming.

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Speaker 1: Slipping it into your plate. Here we go.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna sit you at the table with the black

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Speaker 6: because they are having such a good time.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I can go to Kobe.

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Speaker 1: How people love abachi so much?

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Speaker 5: Bro, there is nothing better than sitting with that cool

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Speaker 3: They're they're having a great time.

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Speaker 5: They're they're hey, Hey, the cool black family starts buying

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Speaker 5: I don't want to die. Hey, Dode, I just met.

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Speaker 5: You're not gonna get the strip, Get him the shrimp, get.

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Speaker 3: Him to shrimp.

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Speaker 1: Why we are some fun, loving good people. We really are.

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Speaker 1: We are a good time. You go out and meet it.

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Speaker 4: You go out if I whip my homeboys, let's say

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Speaker 4: it's us.

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Speaker 1: It's the three of us. We got Chris, we got Dwayne.

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Speaker 4: We at the bar, we drinking, and we saw a

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Speaker 1: He is now in the group with us. Come over here,

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Speaker 2: Dog?

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Speaker 4: We really like to We are very inclusive when it

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Speaker 1: What we are is.

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Speaker 4: People don't want to include us all, not at all,

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Speaker 4: but we are. Yeah, we had Kobe's. We are having

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Speaker 1: Do you have much?

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Speaker 2: God damn Kobe's cause you better have a good time.

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Speaker 2: The way that we do logic black people logic is if.

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Speaker 1: We paid for this, we gonna have a good time.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have a good time. We're gonna have a

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, we have super all was very inclusive.

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Speaker 1: We go somewhere, if I see somebody by themselves, I'm like, hey, god,

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Speaker 3: What's uping man?

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Speaker 1: My name kills your name also too.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if he there, got columbind the.

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Speaker 2: Place, So let me make a good let me make

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Speaker 5: He got a years later He's like, hey, can.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what this thing is, but now like that, Miguel,

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Speaker 4: want you know the black people here, man, you invited

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Speaker 4: So yeah, we ah, that is true. We're black family.

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Speaker 4: you to some stuff you never had before.

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Speaker 1: Like you mean to tell me you never drink crown before?

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Speaker 1: He get him, make it a dam I'm normally a

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Speaker 1: get him. Yeah, hennessy vs Op.

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Speaker 5: I've never had I've never had hibachi picknuckles.

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Speaker 3: This is not bady.

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Speaker 1: Hey, hey man, give him the Habati oxtails.

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Speaker 2: He has never had no oxtails on Nobachians.

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Speaker 1: That sounds delicious. By the way, we gotta go. We

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Speaker 1: James John that is Candon Miller ak to.

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Speaker 2: God, fother over Lando comed aka f March Madness and

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Speaker 2: Miguel Calonne. Don't you forget about their junior because he

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Speaker 2: knows it was daddy Is. We were just talking about

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Speaker 2: if you are by yourself, like black people see you

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Speaker 1: Hey girl, what's your name. You with us now? All right, girl,

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Speaker 1: this is blah blah blah blah blah.

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Speaker 2: But also Miguel's bringing up the same thing is true

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Speaker 2: about Spanish people.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 1: They'll bring you over.

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Speaker 2: Their house and whatnot, but there's some rules you gotta follow,

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Speaker 2: some things that go on. Look at this, Look at

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Speaker 2: speaking of that. Look at my baby just brought me.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even know she let.

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Speaker 5: Michelle just checking up on you because she heard you

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Speaker 3: He did told me, why are you smiling and laughing.

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Speaker 4: With I'm sitting here away with my wife. I'm sitting

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Speaker 4: here like throwing with the hammer. Hope and son, come

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Speaker 4: for me.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I'm alone at my house. I'd be terrifying if my.

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Speaker 1: Hand's just handed.

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Speaker 2: Hey are you sitting there and drinking? Hey, guys, I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Bro.

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Speaker 2: But one of my fondest memories, and this is where

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Speaker 2: I probably get it, where I have so many Spanish friends.

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Speaker 3: Bro.

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Speaker 2: When the first time I had Spanish food. I was

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Speaker 2: Spanish woman.

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Speaker 1: I love Spanish food.

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Speaker 3: Culturally, I don't drink coffee. I don't like coffee.

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Speaker 5: I have bustello empty long and the coffee pot here

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Speaker 5: because when somebody comes to my house, when they came

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Speaker 5: to when they came to move my my and it

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Speaker 3: I'm just offering you some coffee.

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Speaker 5: It's and I don't drink coffee. I just literally have

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Speaker 3: You want to come to.

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Speaker 1: My father in law, you know, Puerto Rican.

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Speaker 2: He passed, got rested the day. He would drink coffee

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Speaker 2: at every meal, every renkfless lunch and dinner. He taught

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Speaker 2: me to drink coffee. That's a coffee is a part

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Speaker 5: But but to not offer somebody coffee when they came

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Speaker 5: you moving my fridge, did you want a coffee? I'll

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Speaker 5: make you some coffee. It just seems like the right

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Speaker 5: Another one, another one is like, uh, even though even

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Speaker 3: I'm just every time I wanted somebody's house, I'm always like,

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Speaker 5: Because I know people yeah, you know, I know people

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Speaker 3: And some people just aren't even used to question.

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Speaker 5: Like some people, if you're coming and going real quick,

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Speaker 3: You to take your shoes off.

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Speaker 5: Some people they just don't require if it's carpet, I

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Speaker 5: just assume that's the we're taking our shoes off, right.

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Speaker 2: If you got carpet, we don't want to mess it

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Speaker 2: up right. It was a It was a requirement. I

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Speaker 2: don't care who you were coming that house, even if

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Speaker 5: The shoes off, hey hey. And then when he comes in,

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Speaker 5: I'm like, hey man, you want some coffee? I got you,

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Speaker 5: I got you Blair And that TV is heavy?

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Speaker 1: You know, yeah, that's wild?

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Speaker 4: Go ahead, can I'm the same way I like we

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Speaker 4: were probably went to break.

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Speaker 1: I was saying, how a lot of.

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Speaker 4: My friends' parents are my parents now, Like Miguel's dad's

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Speaker 1: Now. Yeah, I love Angel.

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Speaker 4: My best friend Angel, his mom and daddy are like

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Speaker 4: my I call them mom and pops. You know what

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Speaker 4: I'm saying, Like anytime I go to Hartford, because they

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Speaker 4: live in Boston, they would drive to the Heartford funny boy,

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Speaker 4: bring me food, you know what I'm saying, Like, oh Spanish,

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Speaker 4: real Spanish food, that pernil, that them.

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Speaker 1: Rice and peas that hey man, look at dog.

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Speaker 4: And when they comes to visit, they come every August,

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Speaker 4: my Spanish friends, their parents or hey hey, mom, hey pop,

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Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying. I call them mom and

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Speaker 4: dad like that's just because that's just how they treat you,

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Speaker 4: like your like like your child. I call Michelle's dad Papa.

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Speaker 4: I mean, that's a dad. Papa, Hey, Papa, how you doing?

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Speaker 3: Bro?

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Speaker 1: That was my dude.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 4: That's just how it was in our coach and even

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Speaker 4: and I call all my friends mom's auntie. You know

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Speaker 4: what I'm saying, Like, that's just our culture, Like, Yo,

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Speaker 4: that's your cousin.

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Speaker 1: No, but a plus plus. I don't know. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I saw mean, there was like do white people have cousins?

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Speaker 2: You've never seen white people talking about that cousin.

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Speaker 3: That's it's like baby pigeons. I've never seen one.

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Speaker 5: You're right, Oh my god, I tell you it's living

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Speaker 5: in Florida. What I've learned though, too, who are very

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Speaker 5: much similar to our cultures, and that is rednecks. Man.

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Speaker 5: You go to like a redneck function and they find

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Speaker 5: out you've never done something that sounds ridiculous, like what

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Speaker 5: you mean, you ain't never, you ain't never tubed? And

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Speaker 5: gravigators tail Reggie get the boat. He ain't never tubed

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Speaker 5: and gravigator's tail and you like it's raining and it's December.

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Speaker 3: You get you no boat, Reggie.

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Speaker 2: People don't believe that, but you are so right, Miguel.

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Speaker 2: Rednecks and black folk have so much in common culture.

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Speaker 3: They all the same food, same food, same.

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Speaker 2: Type of women. We all like women like, that's that's

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Speaker 2: what they like, that's what we like. And they all

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00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:05,000
Speaker 2: listen to rap music. Every country person I know will

442
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,360
Speaker 2: listen to country but also listens to hip hop.

443
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,680
Speaker 3: The trucks thump. They those trucks thump.

444
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:14,240
Speaker 2: Neon and them spokes, big tires, and they listening to Nelly.

445
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,840
Speaker 5: A lot of things in common, man. They like the

446
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,640
Speaker 5: same music, they like the same women. They all say

447
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:25,679
Speaker 5: the M word. It's a similar culture. And rednecks they

448
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,560
Speaker 5: gotta flair with it. I'm like, oh that are I like,

449
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,439
Speaker 5: WHI you rolled it? The red Nicks we grew up

450
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:34,760
Speaker 5: in Puerto Rican neighborhoods are like, you know, yeah, because

451
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Speaker 5: it raises if.

452
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Speaker 3: You if you earth a kidd.

453
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:42,120
Speaker 2: It, that's funny as hell. They got a little creole

454
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:47,080
Speaker 2: like that was Hot Fire mixtape, don't you?

455
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:52,879
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, man, I think you know what man to

456
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:53,600
Speaker 3: our white listeners.

457
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,359
Speaker 5: I want to say, I actually think white people are

458
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:59,439
Speaker 5: some of the most misunderstood people because their category of

459
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,080
Speaker 5: what we can her white people jumps around so much

460
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,560
Speaker 5: because you know, you go, you go to like a

461
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,720
Speaker 5: white Italian people's house. They got a lot of culture,

462
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,719
Speaker 5: their vibes and like, can't you sit down? This one

463
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:12,560
Speaker 5: gotta move. Hey, James, you go to like Polish people.

464
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,119
Speaker 5: I think we say white people and we lumped them

465
00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:18,639
Speaker 5: into this generic category, but there's so many like culture,

466
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:19,760
Speaker 5: Like Russian people.

467
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:23,040
Speaker 3: Got a vibe I got, James, you know.

468
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:27,680
Speaker 5: Uh uh Sasha Uh, I brought Russian I brought to

469
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:28,200
Speaker 5: our shows.

470
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

471
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:34,040
Speaker 5: Her, her tough Russian motherliness is so different than anything

472
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:37,440
Speaker 5: I've ever used to, like chill, chill, Like Russians are

473
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:41,400
Speaker 5: just there's a tough kindness and it's weird. Like I'll

474
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:44,199
Speaker 5: see her sometimes and I'm and I'm like, uh, She's like,

475
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,119
Speaker 5: don't eat that, that'll make you fatter. And I'm like

476
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:50,880
Speaker 5: all right, I'm like I'm like I'm trying to lose weight.

477
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 5: She's like, you don't have to lose weight. I love you,

478
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,960
Speaker 5: you're good, but don't get fatter.

479
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,800
Speaker 1: And I'm like, Hey, that that hit me different.

480
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Speaker 3: Man, It's just it's weird.

481
00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:04,440
Speaker 2: They don't baby, they're no, it's like they you don't

482
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:07,399
Speaker 2: see them. Oh look at the nah. Russian people don't

483
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 2: do that. They raise their kids to be Hey, life's

484
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:11,120
Speaker 2: gonna be tough.

485
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 1: You better tough it up. Let's go her daughter.

486
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 3: I remember her daughter when her daughter was like four

487
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:19,400
Speaker 3: years old. Yeah, her daughter was like four years old.

488
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,120
Speaker 5: And she's like, I'm gonna give her a name now,

489
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 5: And I was like, you waited four years to name her.

490
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 5: She's like, she has to make it through a few

491
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 5: winters to be sure.

492
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:30,800
Speaker 1: Her name is.

493
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 3: You are a strong one, not like your brother.

494
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Speaker 1: He didn't make it.

495
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Speaker 3: Yeah.

496
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:40,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, god oh man, But we are so much more

497
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 2: like than we think we're different as people in general.

498
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 2: I just say that, man, because I met some really

499
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,520
Speaker 2: good people from every race. Man.

500
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 1: I have. I truly have, bro.

501
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:51,080
Speaker 4: And you got to take the media and social media

502
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 4: to the fact that that the bad part is pushed more.

503
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:55,640
Speaker 1: It's highlighted narrative.

504
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,679
Speaker 4: It is highlighted way more because I know all of

505
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Speaker 4: us got a ton of white friends. Yeah, I'll have

506
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 4: my coworkers of white dudes and we've been friends for

507
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,119
Speaker 4: twenty ever something, Florida.

508
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,360
Speaker 5: Is such a different vibe than so many places. Man,

509
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:12,439
Speaker 5: I feel like people really and I mean I know

510
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 5: that people just everywhere, but man, Florida. It feels like

511
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 5: Florida is the culture and then your culture also is

512
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 5: a part of it.

513
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,159
Speaker 3: But the culture is Florida.

514
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 1: Correct, Correct, You're right about that, man.

515
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 3: Because everybody here knows.

516
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 1: Man.

517
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,679
Speaker 5: Like, if you've been in Florida long enough and you

518
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 5: see somebody you know going into like when Dixie, I'm like, hey, player,

519
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:31,920
Speaker 5: what's uping?

520
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 3: Things going all right?

521
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:34,160
Speaker 2: Yo?

522
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:34,920
Speaker 3: What's wrong?

523
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:35,200
Speaker 2: Man?

524
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,600
Speaker 3: Hey, what's wrong? What you're going to Key Foods for?

525
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:38,640
Speaker 3: What's up? Man? Talking to me.

526
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 2: Something back in the day when I needed it and

527
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,920
Speaker 2: why when I didn't have it? I should say that

528
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 2: when Dixie was my spot.

529
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 1: Got the best meat.

530
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 3: It's still got the best meat prices.

531
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Speaker 5: I'll text, I text kN oxtaale pictures all the time.

532
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 1: I want to be under I want to be the

533
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:59,639
Speaker 1: best friends. Text when Dixie is like five minutes from

534
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:00,520
Speaker 1: Maybe you.

535
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 5: And Devon should stop going to Disney World without us, right, Okay?

536
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 3: You and Devon go to pat Runs weekend.

537
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 5: Let me hey, let me take a moment talk about

538
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 5: the real laugh listeners are our Devin, our illustrious founder,

539
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:15,159
Speaker 5: our great friend.

540
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 3: Uh.

541
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,720
Speaker 5: Him and James have a little best friends club and

542
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 5: they go to Disney World and they film stupid skits

543
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:25,399
Speaker 5: that nobody cares about. And they're dumb and they're dumb

544
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 5: guys doing dumb stuff and nobody.

545
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 3: Cares because it's not like I'm jealous.

546
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 5: And they go and and they just they're they're best

547
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:37,280
Speaker 5: friends and I saw him kiss and uh and just Michelle.

548
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:40,040
Speaker 3: If you're listening, they're they're talking about you the whole time.

549
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 3: The whole time.

550
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 5: They're like, oh, best friends Club, best friends Club, so

551
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 5: fun without Michelle, And I'm.

552
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,680
Speaker 3: Like, don't say that, don't say that.

553
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 5: But yeah, So James and Devon have been recording these

554
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:55,119
Speaker 5: uh uh theme park comics videos that apparently, you know,

555
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 5: hundreds of thousands of people think are cool. I think

556
00:25:57,040 --> 00:26:00,399
Speaker 5: they're whatever, but you know, uh and uh, you know,

557
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 5: like like my family thinks they're really cool and funny,

558
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 5: and everybody thinks that you should follow them. I'm just saying,

559
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 5: if you want to follow them, if you want.

560
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,640
Speaker 3: To follow Devin and James's new venture theme park comics.

561
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 5: You could do that. It does make you gay, but

562
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 5: you could do that. And if you are gay and

563
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:20,400
Speaker 5: you do that, it makes you.

564
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,119
Speaker 3: Uh straight, and you don't want that.

565
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:25,119
Speaker 1: That's stupid theme park comedians.

566
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 3: People think three part comedians. It has a stupid name.

567
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:31,640
Speaker 5: And uh if your non buyinary buy airs you up,

568
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 5: it's a it's a binary upload.

569
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 3: So you know. Just I'm just saying, you lose who

570
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 3: you are.

571
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,240
Speaker 5: So I mean, if you want to follow theme park comedians,

572
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:42,399
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say it.

573
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,159
Speaker 3: Whatever I'm gonna say it is.

574
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 4: I didn't see Michelle's hand hand you to coffee.

575
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:48,640
Speaker 1: I thought I don't do that.

576
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 3: I thought, hey, based on the height in hand.

577
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh I'll put, I'll put. I'll put James in

578
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 5: a tough spot. Was it Devon or a white woman?

579
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:03,919
Speaker 3: Your move player, your move.

580
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 2: Players on both of you, because now I have to

581
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 2: move in on one of you.

582
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,320
Speaker 3: Well you can't live with me?

583
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:15,119
Speaker 2: And yeah, wait we walk up and down them staying

584
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 2: do a real last.

585
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,640
Speaker 1: I'm just in the back now right behind me.

586
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:24,920
Speaker 5: I don't got Devon money, so we'll do County Park comedians. Yeah,

587
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,399
Speaker 5: and I'm like that is good grill here right this

588
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 5: one's nice. Don't go in that bathroom, James at nighttime,

589
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 5: it gets weird.

590
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,399
Speaker 2: Hey, I don't got devon money. So we're gonna be

591
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 2: doing parking lot comedians.

592
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

593
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why you're not in the Auxtail Club, James,

594
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 5: because you're in too many clubs.

595
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,960
Speaker 1: Got it? Got it? Hey who got the best parking lot?

596
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 2: Kid with downtown Orlando right between Morgan and Morgan and

597
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 2: the Arena.

598
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 5: I get the updates. I'm like, hey, hey, hey, can

599
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 5: just drop the new video?

600
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 3: Hey, what's up? B parking lot over here on High Wash.

601
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's a good one. I'm gonna share that.

602
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 1: We are. I go to Key because he got the

603
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 1: Spanish food.

604
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 5: Hot Key Key all the time. He's got great meat prices.

605
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 5: The hot foods are fire. I go to that, the

606
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 5: same one you go to the four thirty six change.

607
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they and they got meat you ain't. I

608
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 2: was like, is that a rabbit?

609
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like rapp knuckle.

610
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 1: If they got.

611
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 3: Meat that you would never ever key as fire on me.

612
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 1: I'm not making this up. Also, I think.

613
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 5: Because Spanish people drink so much soda, he got like

614
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 5: I still buy a bottle of cochin was a dollar.

615
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, it's everything.

616
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 4: They got great prices, James, I'm not lying to you,

617
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 4: bro eyebrows not.

618
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 3: You gotta big eyebrows.

619
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 1: I was like, they have fish eyebrows for sal.

620
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:57,479
Speaker 2: I was just like, no, y'all selling every part of

621
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 2: the meat from to the tudor.

622
00:28:59,640 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 3: Baby.

623
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, this one is.

624
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 4: In a popka four p thirty six, Well four thirty

625
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 4: six and obt like hitting each other.

626
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: Okay, it's in a popka, but they.

627
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 3: Got the scissor.

628
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there you go.

629
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, on that note.

630
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 5: We'll be just like you and Devin at your comic

631
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 5: stuff point persons bouncing off each other.

632
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 8: Real Radio, what a four point one man?

633
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 2: Welcome back everybody. You are still listening to Real Labs

634
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 2: on Real Radio. One a four point one. I am

635
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 2: still your host, mister James jan we are still your

636
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 2: night cap of comedy. It is Ken Miller aka f

637
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 2: March Madness and Miguel Cologne Junior in the house. I

638
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,239
Speaker 2: was gonna ask you all a question, man, Uh, are

639
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 2: y'all noticed then that when you go to a restaurant,

640
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 2: you pay for your everything. Everything's automated now, like you

641
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 2: don't actually pay the person.

642
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: It's on a little screen.

643
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 2: Do they ask y'all a bunch of the damn questions

644
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 2: at the end, like do you would you like to tip?

645
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 2: Would want to round up? Do you want to join

646
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 2: our rewards? Do you want to donate? Do you want

647
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 2: to adopt a child from China? Do you get like

648
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 2: they asked you a million questions and all I want

649
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 2: to do is give you.

650
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 1: My money so I can leave.

651
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 5: Last time on Fridays they let me do a drone strike.

652
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 5: They were like, knock it out and I was just

653
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 5: like zooming in and I was like, I can't tell

654
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 5: if that's a hospital or terrorist center.

655
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 3: They were like, flip a coin is real?

656
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 9: Be happy either way they'll be happy. Oh my god, man,

657
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 9: But that's the new thing. Now you don't even pay

658
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 9: the person. They got the little TV screen thing.

659
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 5: And it's affecting tips because part of tips I always

660
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 5: felt was the personalized Yes you know.

661
00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 2: I brought it up, yes man, because Okay, one thing

662
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 2: about us I noticed, for a fact, we all came

663
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 2: from food industry back to the day.

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00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 1: And we are good temper. In fact, I'll say we

665
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: are great tippers.

666
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, we do that. We are great tip. We always

667
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 2: take care of our people. But if I don't kind

668
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 2: of see you and I know that I'm a good tipper,

669
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 2: and I kind of start thinking, well, do I really

670
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 2: want to give that much?

671
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 1: Now? People who don't like to tip are just not

672
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 1: going to leave anything and just bounce.

673
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 3: And I have found this, I have.

674
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 5: I feel like there's less table touches which sometimes need me.

675
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:28,959
Speaker 3: Now.

676
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 5: I wish it was like if maybe if it was

677
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 5: like an airline where I hit the button and it

678
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 5: calls your server over or something like that. I don't

679
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 5: want to mess things up. I don't want to rock

680
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,719
Speaker 5: the system. I think the system was fine the way

681
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 5: it was, but it is weird because you know, it's

682
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 5: a lot of those like chain restaurants have them, and

683
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 5: then you're like all right, man, and then you just

684
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 5: I just kind of want some boxes. But nobody's coming by. Yeah,

685
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 5: nobody's doing anything.

686
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 1: And I'm a great tipper. And the only thing I

687
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: ask is anticipate my needs.

688
00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:00,360
Speaker 2: If you see my coke is less than half full,

689
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 2: bring me a new coke.

690
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 1: Don't make me stop, you bring it to me. Yeah

691
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 1: that's it.

692
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, I think I'm with you on I'm real simple,

693
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 5: like you don't even got to be personal with me,

694
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 5: just I just just be cool enough that I'm not like, oh,

695
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 5: this guy's hating his day, you know. But uh, anticipate

696
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 5: my needs, ask ask me relevant questions, you know, come by,

697
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 5: do it, and I'll be honest when you know, after

698
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 5: you've done, like a couple of table touches.

699
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 3: I'm eating my food and stuff.

700
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 5: Maybe hey, you swing by and just look at me

701
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 5: and not that's all I need. I used to do

702
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 5: that when I served on top. Just come by, give

703
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 5: them the point like.

704
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know. Yeah, here's one thing about me.

705
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 2: If I go to a restaurant and you're my waiter,

706
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 2: here's the only thing I ask you, one of the

707
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 2: only things I'm gonna ask you when I go to

708
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 2: your restaurant. Mess my order up and I'll be cool.

709
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 2: Please do not mess my wife's order up. Don't mess

710
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 2: the woman's meal up because it's gonna change the dynamic

711
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 2: of everything that's going to happen.

712
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 5: And let me yes, let me guess too, man. And

713
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna throw this out there, uh dot. Not

714
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 5: only is Michelle like, does Michelle like now talk to

715
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 5: you about it?

716
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 3: More than she discussed with the with the server. Yeah. Yo,

717
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm like, I'm eating. I'm like, what's wrong?

718
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 5: And they're like, I said, know this, and they put

719
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 5: this all right, man, let me call them over here.

720
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 5: Well what's how's that gonna help now? Okay, well what

721
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 5: did we going?

722
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 3: I don't know. Okay, let me tell you the truth.

723
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 3: I asked for chickens. They brought me fish. I'm just

724
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 3: eating it. I'm just eating it right now.

725
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

726
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 5: Bro, yeah, bro, I just hate the I hate the old.

727
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 5: Then it starts getting quiet and they're looking at you,

728
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 5: and I'm like, what's wrong. I'm like, well, they said

729
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 5: that this one's gonna have tomatoes and like roasted peppers,

730
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 5: but mine doesn't have any.

731
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 3: I told them to bring them. It's gonna take so long, okay, yeah,

732
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 3: but I really wanted them. Oh we can't win. Okay.

733
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 1: No, man, here's the thing.

734
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 2: If she has to take her food back and get

735
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 2: something remade, you have to stop eating as the main.

736
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, they messed up my order. I was dominant.

737
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 2: You gotta stop eating care so she can complain and

738
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:12,800
Speaker 2: then wait for her food to be remade.

739
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,839
Speaker 1: And you gotta stop too. Your food is cold and right?

740
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,319
Speaker 3: Does Michelle do this? Man? And this is good? We

741
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 3: need to talk more trash about Michelle does.

742
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 5: Michelle does? Michelle does? Is Michelle specific about where y'all sit?

743
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 1: Yes?

744
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:30,879
Speaker 3: Why are they like this?

745
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 1: Bro?

746
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 3: And will she do this? And Jason, I want to

747
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 3: vent with you will she do this?

748
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 5: I see I see Ken looking at the corner, so

749
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:43,320
Speaker 5: I know Shawn's crack. I'm like, I know, hey, hey,

750
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:51,799
Speaker 5: kids like that's crazy women angels. So this is what

751
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 5: I run into a lot with with some with some

752
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 5: of the ladies. That day, we go to a restaurant

753
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 5: and the server, the hostess is like, uh, where would

754
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 5: you like to see?

755
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 3: And I'm like anywhere in particular. She's like, nah, anywhere's fine.

756
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 3: I'm all right.

757
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,359
Speaker 5: So we come and we go to sit and she's

758
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,760
Speaker 5: like and then they go do you like this table?

759
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 1: Oh?

760
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, this table's fine with me. It doesn't bother you

761
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 5: that we're this close to the kitchen.

762
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:17,319
Speaker 3: I don't care. It doesn't seem like does it bother you?

763
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 5: I have worked in restaurants. I've eaten a steak over

764
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:24,840
Speaker 5: a garbage can you know?

765
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 3: Like?

766
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:25,839
Speaker 1: Bro?

767
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 2: Facts, My wife doesn't like to keep her back to

768
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:31,280
Speaker 2: the door because she has a lot of enemies.

769
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 1: So she's like, nah, I gotta watch it.

770
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:37,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, yeah, yeah, my wife is can't be close

771
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,919
Speaker 4: to the bathroom, can't be close to the door, got it.

772
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 4: She doesn't want to take me anywhere near the bathroom,

773
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:43,880
Speaker 4: and she doesn't like the door because you know she

774
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 4: gets cold.

775
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: You know she's going to do that. And I'm a guy.

776
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 3: I'm like, we're close to the bathroom. Bet, I'm about

777
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:51,439
Speaker 3: to duke it up.

778
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 2: I judge your restaurant on how clean your bathroom is.

779
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 2: Because if I can go in there and do my

780
00:35:57,719 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 2: business and come out and don't feel like I call

781
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 2: it hepatitis, be we cool.

782
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,879
Speaker 3: I come out happy too. I'm like, that's a heang.

783
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 5: Heads up, guys, I'm gonna drop another one before we

784
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 5: get out of here.

785
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 3: But that's a that's a good one.

786
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 2: Shout out to you. You might want to call somebody. Yeah,

787
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,839
Speaker 2: it's a good one. There, A good one.

788
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 1: Seats man. I like Micguel, just sit me wherever. I

789
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 1: don't care. That's by myself, he too.

790
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 3: Like James, when we go to Watfas, I'm always like,

791
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 3: let's just sit in the counter.

792
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 1: I love easy.

793
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 3: It's because also it's about I think guy dynamic.

794
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 5: And I don't know if we talked about this before,

795
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,959
Speaker 5: but I read his study and it blew my mind

796
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 5: how guy dynamic and women dynamic. When when women spend

797
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 5: time together, they generally face each other, sitting in front

798
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 5: of each other, talking at a couch or something. When

799
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 5: guys spend time together, we face away from each other

800
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 5: and talk, so like I'll go over and see can

801
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 5: man and we'll be sitting on the porch looking forward,

802
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 5: just talking. And then when women interact, they more look

803
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 5: at each other and talk. And I feel that that's why,

804
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:00,400
Speaker 5: like the counter to a guy, I'm like, it's perfect me, Jameson.

805
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,360
Speaker 5: Can we can sit on this countertop, eat our food,

806
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 5: look at our food, enjoy our food. The only thing

807
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 5: is is you know I always prefer a table to

808
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 5: a high top or a table to a booth if

809
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 5: I can. She's just like getting in and out, and

810
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 5: especially when there's a couple of us, if it's just

811
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 5: two people whatever, but if there's like four of us,

812
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 5: let's just get a table if we can't, because so

813
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 5: everybody can get out here.

814
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 2: For us to Yeah, absolutely, bro, I was gonna I

815
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 2: forgot what I was going to say. I was gonna

816
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 2: ask him something, bro, Oh, what is your wife like

817
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,879
Speaker 2: when she does have to like send something back?

818
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 1: Is it is it an okay time? Or is it

819
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 1: she annoyed?

820
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 9: Nah?

821
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 1: Most of the time, we don't.

822
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:40,319
Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever been with her when she

823
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 4: had sent something back, because she's like when she's making

824
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 4: her order, she is like, you make sure blah blah blah.

825
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,799
Speaker 4: I'm very specific. I got a shellfish allergy. I like

826
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,919
Speaker 4: could cook this way, that way, this way that way.

827
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 4: Maybe once or twice she might have sent something back,

828
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 4: but she's never told me to stop eating.

829
00:37:57,719 --> 00:37:59,720
Speaker 1: Got it? Because she eats slow.

830
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 4: So, oh she eats, so I'm sitting there, I'll be

831
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,879
Speaker 4: finished with my food. But also she's a talker, so

832
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 4: she's eating and also tell me about the day, and

833
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 4: I'm sitting there like and then I'm done eating and

834
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 4: she's and then I look over and like, yo, you

835
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,360
Speaker 4: ain't ate nothing, And well I wasn't really that hungry,

836
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,800
Speaker 4: so I said, yeah, but we just spent one hundred

837
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 4: and seventy nine.

838
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 1: Dollars we could I could have cooked this at the house.

839
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:26,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, you're definitely right about that, bro. But

840
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 2: now she's not. She's not for her thing is really about.

841
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,799
Speaker 2: She loves the ambiance type place. Armbiance is her thing.

842
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 1: She loves. She does.

843
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 4: She does like a place with a great cocktail. You

844
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 4: gotta have a good, good, nice, good drink menu.

845
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 1: And she's usually happy.

846
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 3: Bro.

847
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 2: And I'll say this, I'm not a picky person when

848
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 2: I order, but there are certain foods I order and

849
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 2: it has to be cooked a certain way. And I'll

850
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 2: tell you, guys what I'm picky about. And maybe y'all

851
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 2: have something y'all picky about too. When I order chicken wings,

852
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 2: I have to tell them to make it extra extra crispy.

853
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 2: I don't like a soggy I need an extra extra crispy.

854
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 2: And I have to tell him that way because a

855
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,319
Speaker 2: lot of places don't understand what I mean when I

856
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 2: say crispy. They think, oh, yeah, I just put crispy

857
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 2: on there, and it don't come out crispy. You have

858
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,319
Speaker 2: to tell them extra extra extra, bro, look at me,

859
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 2: Extra extra crispy.

860
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:19,960
Speaker 1: That's how I want my winging to come out. Man.

861
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 1: I'm thinky about person too. Yes, yes, I just need

862
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:23,360
Speaker 1: it like that.

863
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 2: That's The only thing I'm really picky about is my

864
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:29,839
Speaker 2: chicken and it being Krispychelle picky about uh.

865
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 5: Well, gluten analogy, like, bro, because that's the sensitivity of

866
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:34,879
Speaker 5: hers that.

867
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 1: You give to the guy. Don't you lie to me?

868
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 1: Look at me?

869
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, because she's got to make sure.

870
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, he look at me. Just don't got no

871
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,839
Speaker 2: gluten in it? Right, You ain't got no flour in.

872
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 1: Your back pocket. You're about to like dust it, right?

873
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 2: And he's like, no, no, ma'am, all right, bro, And

874
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 2: I look at him, Bro, don't don't dogs.

875
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 5: I don't need you to be my enemy, but you

876
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 5: will be right. I will hunt you down and destroy you.

877
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 5: Use I'm never here the end of this never, and

878
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 5: then I'll never be able to come back here. I'll

879
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:05,839
Speaker 5: never be able to come back here and get these

880
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 5: tilapia tacos at are delicious. Because every time I say,

881
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 5: Michelle be like, we can't go there, they try to

882
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Speaker 5: kill me.

883
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 3: And I got to be like, maybe a lot of

884
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 3: people try to kill you. I'm not a good person.

885
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,320
Speaker 4: That's that restaurant with James You Like, She's like, we

886
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 4: can't go back here, so you gotta go by yourself.

887
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,360
Speaker 1: You gotta sneak.

888
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,839
Speaker 5: I had a girl who got into an argument with

889
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 5: them at a restaurant, and uh, I would say this,

890
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:39,319
Speaker 5: the initial disagreement was their fault. The way it was

891
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 5: handled was hers, because I was like, let's go, let's

892
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,880
Speaker 5: just go. We don't need to get into an argument

893
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,440
Speaker 5: with this. And it wasn't the server. It was like,

894
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,839
Speaker 5: it was like a snippy manager and I was like, hey,

895
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 5: let's just go. We don't care about this when I

896
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 5: go pay, this is this is all wrong, and the

897
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,439
Speaker 5: server was It was the server was doing a find

898
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 5: enough job, but they just they didn't know what they're doing.

899
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,799
Speaker 5: And the restaurant wasn't it was everything was falling apart.

900
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 5: It wasn't one of those where it was busy and

901
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:08,240
Speaker 5: things were falling apart. It was slow and just nobody cared.

902
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 5: And so I was like, hey, let's go, let's go.

903
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 5: Food's not coming, it's late. I was like, let's just go.

904
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,959
Speaker 5: And she she had to, she had to like get

905
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 5: into it with.

906
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,880
Speaker 3: Them even more. And I was like, we're not winning everything.

907
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 3: We we We're just gonna.

908
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 1: Go and go on being happy and end our lives.

909
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, And uh so she got hard into it, and

910
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 5: then the restaurant hit me up like there's it was

911
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 5: like their general manager hit me be able to say, man,

912
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:34,919
Speaker 5: I heard what happened. Uh he found me on Instagram

913
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:38,760
Speaker 5: because uh, the server knew us from cot from Bonkers,

914
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 5: and so he hit me up to apologize. He's like, hey,

915
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 5: come by, man, I'm gonna take care of you. He's like,

916
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:44,920
Speaker 5: you don't even got to sit and eat in the restaurant.

917
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,760
Speaker 5: He's like, I just want to hook you up some food.

918
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 5: I said, hey, girl, they want to hook us up.

919
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 5: She's like, we're not going back there. I said, damn,

920
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 5: I got a cheat on you.

921
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 3: Okay, because he's talking about hooking it up. Oh.

922
00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:58,319
Speaker 1: Man.

923
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 5: I came back to the castle and I was like, hey,

924
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 5: y'all eat these wings.

925
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 1: Now. She cannot know because.

926
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 2: There's different levels in a relationship with Jeeting, Like you

927
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,799
Speaker 2: go to a restaurant that she hates and she don't

928
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 2: want you to go back to. Or when you watched

929
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 2: a show that y'all are both watching and you watch

930
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 2: an episode moore, she does, yeah, get ugly sometimes out

931
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,280
Speaker 2: here in these streets, man, trying.

932
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:23,240
Speaker 5: To just watching the Sopranos, and she's like, I love Christopher,

933
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:27,720
Speaker 5: and you're like, yeah, it's a great character.

934
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:36,760
Speaker 3: What do you know anything like, don't get in the cars,

935
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 3: don't get in the car.

936
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: You gotta show that y'all watch together? Can that you

937
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 1: can't watch an episode without her?

938
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,359
Speaker 3: Y'all have to have that, no.

939
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 4: Because she'll go watch it without me. Cool, I fall asleep,

940
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,279
Speaker 4: I'll fall asleep. I'm like, yeah, you can finish it

941
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 4: like Paradise all that. I said you Damn it's season man,

942
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,799
Speaker 4: this cut up. Damn the finished season two.

943
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:58,439
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, day, Hey, that's a good show.

944
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 2: By the way, if y'all that's mostly her, I won't

945
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 2: because I don't want the argument.

946
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,320
Speaker 1: So I'm just like I wait for you. Now. She'll

947
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 1: finish it.

948
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,880
Speaker 4: She'll be on season eight, and I'll be like, you

949
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 4: know what, I don't even want to watch it now.

950
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 1: I don't even want to watch that no more.

951
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 5: Mind's anything, Team Skeet. I'm just like, damn, girl, that

952
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 5: was supposed to be for us. You know, I gotta

953
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 5: watch it at work.

954
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 2: Oh at work, it's diabolical driving.

955
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 3: You ain't getting out of that dryer.

956
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: Girl, Hey, this ain't a Maytag washreet that would.

957
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,879
Speaker 3: Have never had that's gonna dry.

958
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 2: Hey man, where you fellas gonna be this weekend so

959
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 2: people can come out and support y'all.

960
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: I will be in Atlanta.

961
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 4: It is my birthday, so I'm gonna be in Atlanta

962
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 4: celebrate my forty ninth birthday, going to see Boys.

963
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:52,319
Speaker 1: The Man New Edition and Miss Tony Braxton. Oh, that's

964
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 1: gonna be a great one.

965
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 7: Ken.

966
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,439
Speaker 2: I wish you a very happy birthday, brother, be saving

967
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:57,320
Speaker 2: enjoy yourself.

968
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 1: Miguel, what you're gonna be doing this weekend?

969
00:43:58,880 --> 00:43:59,959
Speaker 3: Brother, I'm chilling this.

970
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 5: Weekend, but I've got some April dates coming up. April ninth,

971
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 5: I will be at Sunset Strip in Austin, Texas. April

972
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,840
Speaker 5: tenth and eleventh, I will be at Hyenas in Dallas

973
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 5: Fort Worth. And April twelfth, I will be at the

974
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 5: Mothership in Austin, Texas.

975
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 1: That's beautiful, brother.

976
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 2: Next week, I will be performing at one of my

977
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 2: favorite venues and it's one of my favorite places to

978
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 2: get something to eat. I will be in Lakeland at

979
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:24,359
Speaker 2: Winter Circle on Friday, that's right, the twenty seventh, and

980
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 2: the next day I will still be in Lakeland. I'll

981
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 2: be doing Lakeland Comedy. So if you guys have never

982
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:31,800
Speaker 2: seen me at that venue on the other side of Lakeland.

983
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: Check my social media, get some tickets and let me

984
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 1: put some comedy in your life. As always, thank you

985
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: guys for listening to Real last.

986
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 2: We will see you guys tomorrow, but until then, Ken

987
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 2: tell them what to do. Take your ass to bed.

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Speaker 1: We out.