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Speaker 2: Hello, Happy boss Day, the National Boss Day to National
Speaker 2: National Boss Day. If you go look out on your
Speaker 2: front porch, we brought you flowers.
Speaker 1: There's flowers out on your front porch.
Speaker 3: And no, you're right, I did not, but.
Speaker 1: Someone just probably stole them.
Speaker 2: We went down to the Union Cemetery, Rich and we
Speaker 2: got you. It's a wreath and it says all I
Speaker 2: P but anyway, yeah exactly, But we won't let you
Speaker 2: a happy National Boss Day.
Speaker 1: We love you, guys.
Speaker 2: In your honor, We're gonna play Donna Summer she works
Speaker 2: hard for the money.
Speaker 4: Yeah hard.
Speaker 2: Play it, play it all right. That is all Rich,
Speaker 2: get back on the treadmill. Happy boss Day. Get that
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Speaker 2: Happy boss Day. I don't know all right keywords sreena
Speaker 2: carpenter feather. We play a little game here, a creation
Speaker 2: of the Dave Ryan Show, Slipper Slap. You answer a
Speaker 2: trivia question correctly, you're in the clear. You answer it wrong,
Speaker 2: you get slapped in the face with a slipper that
Speaker 2: is shaped like a caveman's foot and is very flexible
Speaker 2: and floppy. It resembles his swim finn. And we will
Speaker 2: do the first question. Here's the one for Jenny.
Speaker 1: You can watch this on our YouTube live.
Speaker 2: You sure can watch on YouTube YouTube Live Slipper Slap
Speaker 2: Dave Ryan TV. And here we go, Jenny. Here's your
Speaker 2: first question. Answer correctly, you're in the clear, Get it wrong,
Speaker 2: and you get slapped in the face. Bailey going to
Speaker 2: do the slap in this time.
Speaker 1: Here's the worst one.
Speaker 2: Here we go, Jenny. What blood type is a universal
Speaker 2: donor type?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 1: I should know this one? Is it all?
Speaker 3: I need a little bit more specific?
Speaker 1: Oh? Negative?
Speaker 3: Oh negative is correct?
Speaker 1: Okay, Bailey?
Speaker 2: Nice, you need to come over here for slipper slap soun.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to give one?
Speaker 3: Give me one, I'll give you one.
Speaker 1: David.
Speaker 6: All right, Dave, what was the name of the high
Speaker 6: school and saved by the bell.
Speaker 3: Fort Smith High School for high school?
Speaker 1: Is correct? Bayside? Hi, That means Bailey's coming over there
Speaker 1: and slapping you with a slipper.
Speaker 3: Bailey gets way too aggressed.
Speaker 1: She does we're here three two? Oh God, she's way
Speaker 1: too aggressive.
Speaker 6: He gets in like a squat stance, like he really
Speaker 6: gets ready for it.
Speaker 1: He's like he clenches his cheeks.
Speaker 2: You have to brace yourself with Bailey. Okay, here we go,
Speaker 2: Bailey slipper slap, Here we go. How many planets make
Speaker 2: up the Solar system? You do not get time to
Speaker 2: count them up? I need an answer.
Speaker 7: Eight?
Speaker 3: Eight is correct? Right? Ginny?
Speaker 2: Here we go with your question. What astronomers called out
Speaker 2: in Bohemian Rhapsody? Gosh they say it several times.
Speaker 1: Second, is this one will be for you?
Speaker 6: Vonn who starred as Edward Scissors Hands in the ninety ninety.
Speaker 1: Film Leonardo DiCaprio. That is like a.
Speaker 6: Good gas, but it's unfortunately incorrect. So Dave is running over.
Speaker 4: You got to turn on the lights in there, Varan,
Speaker 4: he isn't running so that you can see what's running.
Speaker 1: All right, turn on the lights. All right, look at
Speaker 1: the camera. We got it. We can see ready.
Speaker 6: Oh that was easy, not bad, just like a backhand
Speaker 6: one kind of.
Speaker 8: All right, Bailey, this one's for you, Okay. Which popular condoment?
Speaker 2: Slap you get slapped in the face with a slipper
Speaker 2: if you get your question wrong?
Speaker 8: Bailey? Which popular condiment was once sold as a medicineal
Speaker 8: I'm saying that wrong? Medicinel thanks cure for diarrhea, for diarrhea?
Speaker 8: What popular condiment?
Speaker 1: Mayonnaise?
Speaker 2: Wrong?
Speaker 1: Here we go, Bailey, Here we go. Wait the camera
Speaker 1: in the camera. Here we go. Three wind up?
Speaker 6: Jeez, Dave settled out. Oh that was that was I
Speaker 6: feel like you're going pretty weak.
Speaker 1: I was in my mouth. He's losing his touch.
Speaker 3: You want me to go harder? You want me to
Speaker 3: go harder, don't. Here we go? And how many pounds
Speaker 3: are in a ton?
Speaker 1: A thousand?
Speaker 3: Incorrect?
Speaker 1: It's two thousand? Gitter, Bailey, I feel a little bit
Speaker 1: good about that.
Speaker 2: Hit her with a slipper, hit her slipper? Slap boom, boom, Bailey.
Speaker 1: It's so hard.
Speaker 3: Bailey hit too hard.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, this one's for Vaughan.
Speaker 9: What You Do?
Speaker 6: A lipa album, came out in May twenty four and
Speaker 6: features tracks like Houdini.
Speaker 1: What's it called?
Speaker 8: Oh uh damn, You're gonna say it?
Speaker 1: And I know it, I'm gonna say self titled. It
Speaker 1: was called dou No, it was not. It was called
Speaker 1: radical Optimismism. Yes, I do know Bailey, go get it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Bailey's going to the room.
Speaker 6: So much more joy out of this than I do.
Speaker 6: I'd rather she Bailey's a psycho. Take my glasses off again.
Speaker 2: Bailey is a psycho. Watch this on YouTube. Slipper slap
Speaker 2: and winding up.
Speaker 3: Boom.
Speaker 2: It was such a hard wind up, geez, because you're scary. Gosh,
Speaker 2: sidot a lot of issues, okay, Slipperslap of creation, talk
Speaker 2: to somebody you do? All right, We'll be back one
Speaker 2: hour commercial free on kt WB. We're gonna do. I
Speaker 2: want to ask you a question. What costume did you
Speaker 2: dress as back in the day? That would get you
Speaker 2: in trouble?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 2: That would not fly. They would send you home from school.
Speaker 2: For example, if you dressed as a hobo and you
Speaker 2: went to school. That might not fly. I mean, maybe
Speaker 2: it would, but it's pretty much not really cool anymore.
Speaker 2: But there's probably something worse. Maybe you went as a
Speaker 2: giant cigarette back in the day when you were in
Speaker 2: fifth grade it was funny, dress is a cigarette and
Speaker 2: you went to like the fifth grade Halloween party. What
Speaker 2: did you dress as back in the day that would
Speaker 2: not fly today? Send me a text at KDWB what
Speaker 2: when you were a kid or last week? Whatever, I
Speaker 2: don't know, whatever it was, what incorrect politically incorrect Halloween
Speaker 2: costume did you that would not fly?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: Somebody just texted I was thirteen. We dressed as sluts
Speaker 2: and now I don't know specifically. Did you be like, hey, girls,
Speaker 2: let's be sluts, but that's funny. Thirteen years old and mom,
Speaker 2: lets you head out the doorl Okay, what did you
Speaker 2: dress as?
Speaker 4: That was?
Speaker 2: I'll tell you mine really quick. When I was twenty
Speaker 2: two years old, twenty three, I dressed its prints and
Speaker 2: I darkened my skin. It was super I mean it
Speaker 2: was very authentic. I had a little mustache, I had
Speaker 2: the wig. Yeah, I had some frilly, purple lacy stuff.
Speaker 2: I had a pair of boots on high heeled boots.
Speaker 2: I had a little brooch is that what is called?
Speaker 2: Little thing that goes in a call or whatever? And
Speaker 2: it was great.
Speaker 3: But I could not get away with dressing with prints now,
Speaker 3: nor would I try.
Speaker 1: No, not at all, not at all.
Speaker 3: I unch of text messages.
Speaker 8: I'll say not even because it's a bad costume. I
Speaker 8: would just kill to see twenty two year old Dave
Speaker 8: dressed like with all that makeup.
Speaker 2: I got a picture somewhere. I mean, I don't care.
Speaker 2: I can bust it out now. It's all in the past,
Speaker 2: but I'll look for it. What did you dress ass
Speaker 2: back in the day.
Speaker 4: We have a lot of text messages. I was saying,
Speaker 4: zacha juwea Pocahontas, just Native Americans in general dressing up.
Speaker 4: I know that was like a super popular costume when
Speaker 4: I was a kid. I was never one, but a
Speaker 4: lot of people are texting that in. Someone said, when
Speaker 4: you're in college, I dressed up as a slutty blue
Speaker 4: and purple bruise to match the ridiculous hickey on my neck.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I mean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like this in fifth grade.
Speaker 2: These are all text messages, by the way, in fifth grade,
Speaker 2: I dressed up as a quote fat person.
Speaker 1: So that's all they were. They were just fat, that's it.
Speaker 8: Should they still sell that at Spirit today though, like
Speaker 8: a big body suit or something.
Speaker 6: I'm sure well, I'm sure they saw like bellies, because
Speaker 6: that's like the costume you're trying to play.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we've all done the homeless person at one point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hoboy, I can't say I have.
Speaker 6: I was a hobo clown one say, I showed you
Speaker 6: guys a picture of us. I was dressed as a
Speaker 6: trashy server like waitress and like a diner dress and
Speaker 6: like hella makeup and stuff.
Speaker 1: That's probably like the only one wor closest. Yeah, the worst. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're going to heavy. Out of all of us, Jenny's pregnant.
Speaker 3: None was pregnant. Nun was a big one. No creggitet
Speaker 3: nun was it.
Speaker 2: It probably still popped. I don't know whether I haven't
Speaker 2: seen it in years.
Speaker 4: It says I went as a breathalyzer that said blow
Speaker 4: here down near the Johnson.
Speaker 1: Oh, I've seen those before.
Speaker 3: H funny.
Speaker 2: This text says when I was thirteen, I was a
Speaker 2: playboy bunny.
Speaker 3: No, no, my mom didn't know.
Speaker 2: I guess they went over to their friend's house, probably
Speaker 2: in dresses Playboy bunnies.
Speaker 1: Thirteen years old, texays.
Speaker 4: When I was like sixteen, all of my friends and
Speaker 4: I went as hookers girls. Let's go, let's celebrate Halloween.
Speaker 4: Growing up, I had a homemade pig costume. My mom
Speaker 4: stuffed pillows down my pants, making it look like I
Speaker 4: had a botched BBL.
Speaker 3: Oh but what's bbl?
Speaker 1: Like a Brazilian bullet?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: Okay, gotchair? Just what? This is? Terrible?
Speaker 2: Dressed as a quote midget in nineteen ninety one, which
Speaker 2: was an acceptable term then. I'm not sure what the
Speaker 2: acceptable term is now. It tends to change here and there.
Speaker 2: Here's a text message, what did you dress as? Is Halloween?
Speaker 2: That would not fly today? We dressed as hookers and
Speaker 2: our male friend dressed as our pimp. Pimp costume is
Speaker 2: a big one true like the last I don't know,
Speaker 2: I haven't seen a long time. As usually like a
Speaker 2: white guy in a purple velvet hat and a purple
Speaker 2: velvet vest in the cane for the.
Speaker 1: Cane, Yes, with the cane. This textays.
Speaker 4: When I was about ten, I dressed up as Marilyn
Speaker 4: Monroe in the famous white flowy dress. My mom and
Speaker 4: aunt stuffed the dress to make it look like I
Speaker 4: had giant boobs, gave me a blonde wig first shall
Speaker 4: and a fake cigarette. And she was ten, which like, hey,
Speaker 4: she got giant boobs.
Speaker 1: Is a ten year old?
Speaker 3: Kind of funny.
Speaker 2: In sixth grade, I dressed as my with my friend
Speaker 2: as a co joined twin.
Speaker 1: Why is that? Why would that get you canceled?
Speaker 3: It just probably a better answer.
Speaker 1: What was your poor taste costume?
Speaker 2: Yes, my mom went as a lot lizard, which if
Speaker 2: you don't know what a lot lizard is that it's
Speaker 2: a hooker and a truck stop. Yeah, a lot I
Speaker 2: don't know how you ald dress is a lot lizard?
Speaker 4: How do you differentiate a hooker at a truck's truck
Speaker 4: stop versus a hooker on a corner?
Speaker 2: She's got a air pressure cage in her front pocket.
Speaker 6: In case ye from almost SIGs.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's one. I dress as a slutty teacher. I wrote,
Speaker 2: haze me on the butt, but that night I get
Speaker 2: a boyfriend.
Speaker 4: Hey for the night she got a boyfriend with the
Speaker 4: side I smile, Emoi.
Speaker 6: Can I tell you the best thing was sitting on
Speaker 6: my deck My senior year at the U of M
Speaker 6: and watching people the morning after Halloween walk home and
Speaker 6: their walk of shame in all their costume.
Speaker 1: It was so loud.
Speaker 2: Here's one that you could still do. Three of my
Speaker 2: friends and I, so four of us wore black shirts
Speaker 2: with the word play tape to them.
Speaker 3: So we were four play.
Speaker 8: Oh I thought you were going to say they were boys.
Speaker 1: So was playable. Okay, that makes more sense.
Speaker 3: I got a bunch of these. Thank you. That was
Speaker 3: a lot of fun. It reminds me.
Speaker 2: Boo Bash is coming up on October thirtieth, that's two
Speaker 2: weeks from tonight.
Speaker 1: Two weeks from tonight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll be down at Mystic Lake and we got
Speaker 2: a thousand dollars costume contests for three different category Sexy,
Speaker 2: most creative, and couple or a group. And if you
Speaker 2: want to come for the contest, great, If you don't
Speaker 2: want to come for the contest, you're just going to
Speaker 2: come and party and do some shots and meet Bailey
Speaker 2: and vont In person us. Have your reading done with
Speaker 2: Gary Spivey. If you want to meet Gary Spivey, the
Speaker 2: world's most accurate psychic, and you can ask him anything
Speaker 2: and if you know he'll give you the right answer.
Speaker 2: What would you ask him? Meet Gary Spivey down there.
Speaker 2: Let's get you tickets right now for Boo Bash. We're
Speaker 2: gonna play a little game called fun sucker.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: We did this yesterday. I'll call you, don't call you yet.
Speaker 2: But the way it works is you've got to be
Speaker 2: a guy to call this time. Yesterday we did just women.
Speaker 2: All guys call six five, one, nine eight nine KGB.
Speaker 2: But as soon as a woman breaks through and she
Speaker 2: gets on the air with a phone call, the fun
Speaker 2: is over. Fun sucker we did. We did it yesterday.
Speaker 2: We had women call in. The second call was a guy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Colin, shout out Colin. Of course I remember that phone.
Speaker 2: All right, So now call me if you're a If
Speaker 2: you're a guy, right, you're a guy six KBB. We'll
Speaker 2: answer the phones live and we'll grab callers until we
Speaker 2: get a woman. That sucks the fun out of everything.
Speaker 6: We've only done this a few times where we've gotten
Speaker 6: through all the lines because we only technically have six lines,
Speaker 6: yes where nobody was the fund or they just weren't
Speaker 6: lucky enough to come through and get there already.
Speaker 3: Should be all guys, Hello, KTWB. There we go.
Speaker 2: What's your name? I'm a dude, Just go, just go, Okay, Okay,
Speaker 2: you're going to Boo.
Speaker 9: Bash San Francisco, take Away the Sand and the Bridge.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks, okay, let's go take.
Speaker 2: Okay, please ever being on the radio and I'm a dude,
Speaker 2: I didn't kill it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did a great job.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: You're going to Boosh Baby.
Speaker 3: I'm there. Okay, good? Are you good? Okay? Please hold
Speaker 3: Katie w B. Hello, what's your names?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Libby?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a fun sucker. You blew it for all
Speaker 2: the dudes that wanted to call in. Did you realize
Speaker 2: you were a fun sucker?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 11: I did not see people.
Speaker 3: I think call in without realizing.
Speaker 2: They just hear it. So that's all right. Hey Libby,
Speaker 2: you're a fun sucker. But that's okay. We're still going
Speaker 2: to get your boot Bash tickets.
Speaker 1: Okay, welcome, thank you, you're welcome. Wow, both days? Then
Speaker 1: no remorse?
Speaker 2: All right, more Boo Bash tickets for you, coming up
Speaker 2: all morning long and right up until the day of
Speaker 2: the show. Doing Dave's third right now on k d
Speaker 2: w B. I'm playing injured today. I got I got
Speaker 2: seriously injured playing pickleball with little a last night.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So we have like a small indoor pickleball net. And
Speaker 2: last night I was over to friend's house. And because
Speaker 2: you guys have been encouraging me to go out more often,
Speaker 2: so owned to my friend Matt's house. We talked about
Speaker 2: magic and things like that. We had a great time there,
Speaker 2: and so yes, and so I came home and Ava,
Speaker 2: who is five years old, had been there since three
Speaker 2: and Susan's like, it's your turn. It's your turn, entertainer.
Speaker 2: So the first thing you do when you got a
Speaker 2: five year old what do they do? You sit down?
Speaker 2: What do they do? They crawl up on your lap
Speaker 2: and get right in your face?
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 10: Hi?
Speaker 1: What do you do? And Hi? Pe pa?
Speaker 2: I went to school today. It was orange and black
Speaker 2: day today. Really okay, Susan's like, she's all yours.
Speaker 3: I'm exhausted.
Speaker 2: So we set up the pickleball net and I was
Speaker 2: teaching little Leava how to play pickleball and she couldn't
Speaker 2: hit it. So I'm like, okay, well let's practice hitting it.
Speaker 2: Swing your paddle really hard.
Speaker 1: Boom.
Speaker 3: She hit me in the tender part of my wrist.
Speaker 2: To see that little red marks hit me right there,
Speaker 2: really hard, to the point where it wasn't just like uh,
Speaker 2: it was like I need a minute. But then did
Speaker 2: you see the video of Ava returning the pickleball?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: She?
Speaker 1: I mean no where would I see it?
Speaker 3: So on my.
Speaker 1: Instagram it looks did a decent job.
Speaker 3: She did fine, it was fun.
Speaker 2: You know, she got bored after five minutes and said
Speaker 2: can we go do something else?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, all right, She's not an athlete. So
Speaker 2: I'm playing injured. Just the Dave Ryan Show one on
Speaker 2: one point three kd WB speaking playing injured. Monday Night
Speaker 2: Football is Thursday Night Football tonight. The Bengals host the
Speaker 2: Pittsburgh Steelers. I think the Vikings played the Eagles at
Speaker 2: home on Sunday.
Speaker 1: So it's a noon game.
Speaker 6: And just to shout out because I'm going to be
Speaker 6: at Mystic Hope hosting a big watch party. We've got
Speaker 6: a lot of giveaways we're gonna be doing. We'll be
Speaker 6: giving away Boo Bash tickets, some Vikings prize packs with
Speaker 6: merchant stuff.
Speaker 1: So if you want to come down to.
Speaker 6: The hop house, get your get your feelings in, and
Speaker 6: figure out what you're going to do when Boo Bash
Speaker 6: comes around, come hang out with me Sunday noon against
Speaker 6: the Eagles noon.
Speaker 2: Until Okay, great. And the great thing about going somewhere
Speaker 2: like that is they'll they do all the waiting for you.
Speaker 2: You don't have to get up and go make a
Speaker 2: sandwich during a commercial. You just order whatever you want.
Speaker 2: Patty Melt probably get a Patty Melt wings, Reuben Wings,
Speaker 2: burger fries.
Speaker 3: You just say you want it.
Speaker 6: They've also got like the most amount of TVs ever
Speaker 6: in the hop house, So really, anywhere you look you
Speaker 6: can see the.
Speaker 1: Game fly, you will fly, all right.
Speaker 6: Vin kat Stickler is a mostly a TikToker, but there's
Speaker 6: been a lot of rumors that she's been dating John
Speaker 6: Mayer recently, and so she addressed.
Speaker 1: That, oh Keats are you single? Yeah, I already told
Speaker 1: you that. No, you didn't. I cut all my hair
Speaker 1: off out of the blue one day. You think I
Speaker 1: just did that for no reason.
Speaker 6: So yeah, there's just been rumors that her and John
Speaker 6: Mayer are dating. She is a very funny TikToker. Some
Speaker 6: people like her, some people don't, but she you know
Speaker 6: the whole bit of like women do drastic changes, like
Speaker 6: get bangs or they chop their hair off when they're single.
Speaker 6: She's like, do I look like a woman who's in
Speaker 6: a relationship. I Ike, just chopped my hair off.
Speaker 4: Ballad though, Jeff Propes addresses the possibility of a Golden
Speaker 4: Survivor season. After the popularity of the Golden Bachelor and
Speaker 4: Golden Bachelorette, he's been hearing a lot from people like, hey,
Speaker 4: could you do the Golden Survivor because most of the
Speaker 4: Survivor contestants are pretty young. So last season there were
Speaker 4: only three players that were like old.
Speaker 1: So he's addressed it.
Speaker 4: He says, based on the number of people over fifty
Speaker 4: who apply, and we believe are interesting and compelling enough
Speaker 4: to be on the show. We believe we can truly
Speaker 4: handle intense physicality. If you limit it only to fifty
Speaker 4: and over, it would be difficult to cast. So Jeff
Speaker 4: Probe says, probably not, but I still think that.
Speaker 1: Would be so cool because would be so many Yeah people.
Speaker 2: I watched a little bit last night, I know, and
Speaker 2: Susan's like, we were flipping through watching for something to watch, yeah,
Speaker 2: and she goes Survivor still on, and I said, yeah,
Speaker 2: I said, like Bailey and Jenny and tons of people
Speaker 2: love Survivor. It has made a resurgence. Yeah, in the
Speaker 2: past few years.
Speaker 3: We used to watch it when it was brand new.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and I watched it back then too, and
Speaker 4: I do think it's gotten more popular now. But even
Speaker 4: this season, there's one tribe that's like, everybody is young,
Speaker 4: and there's one old guy and he's like, and he's
Speaker 4: not even old. He's like fifty maybe forty six, and
Speaker 4: he's like, I have no idea what my tribe is
Speaker 4: talking about.
Speaker 1: And so I think it would be just so cool
Speaker 1: if like they had a whole season of everyone forty
Speaker 1: five and up.
Speaker 3: That's kind of funny.
Speaker 2: Speaking of reality shows, on The Golden Bachelor, a little
Speaker 2: bit of a spoiler alert if you're a dvring or
Speaker 2: you haven't watched it yet. Golden Bachelor spoiler spoiler spoiler
Speaker 2: coming in three two one, Carol says goodbye.
Speaker 7: I think I need to be honest with him. I
Speaker 7: don't think he's my guy. Don't know if I can
Speaker 7: continue on this journey with you. And this is hard
Speaker 7: because I really care about it. I too, I.
Speaker 1: Expect that you have to be true to yourself.
Speaker 3: Are you watching the show.
Speaker 6: Jenny, I'm not because I've said this before that I
Speaker 6: just like, am not super into watching old people making out.
Speaker 1: So I've kind of ruled all this.
Speaker 2: There's a difference, isn't it the truth? If you think
Speaker 2: about if you were walking through let's say you're walking
Speaker 2: through Loring Park and you see a young couple and
Speaker 2: they're like twenty five and they're making out there up
Speaker 2: against a tree. They got one leg up, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. Now, if they're twenty five years old,
Speaker 2: that's like, you know, you giggle and you look the
Speaker 2: other way and you go, well, they're having a good time.
Speaker 2: But if you see somebody who's fifty five or sixty
Speaker 2: up against a tree and louring parks like oh puke,
Speaker 2: oh puke, you would yell it at them. Oh yeah, cube,
Speaker 2: grow stop go takingna.
Speaker 1: How when are you too old to be making out
Speaker 1: in public?
Speaker 3: I don't know, that's a really good question.
Speaker 6: I think it's okay if you want to go ahead
Speaker 6: and make out and smooch a little bit. But I
Speaker 6: just think that, like, honestly, in general, make out sessions
Speaker 6: in publics a little much like I don't think you
Speaker 6: should be doing that no matter what age you are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're you know what, You're getting very conservative in
Speaker 2: your old age.
Speaker 7: No not.
Speaker 6: I mean, if I'm at a concert and I've had
Speaker 6: some drinks and my favorite songs on you, I'm gonna
Speaker 6: be making out with the random guy next to You're.
Speaker 1: A random guy.
Speaker 6: But in Lauren Park, no respect those geese. They're just
Speaker 6: trying to enjoy them all.
Speaker 1: Time in the pond.
Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 10: a survey.
Speaker 12: It's War of the Roses on Katie WB.
Speaker 2: All right, this is a weird one, you guys on
Speaker 2: War of the Roses. I'm gonna let her tell the story.
Speaker 2: But when I saw this email, I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I hope we can make this one work out. Peyton,
Speaker 2: talk to me about your relationship with Caleb and what's
Speaker 2: going on and why you're here on War of the Roses.
Speaker 11: Oh my, this is so crazy.
Speaker 5: My mom and my boyfriend are a little close, and
Speaker 5: I'm wondering if maybe they're too close.
Speaker 1: Okay, give me some details.
Speaker 2: What in the world would make you think your mom
Speaker 2: and your boyfriend of like, you know, like wandered into
Speaker 2: inappropriate territory.
Speaker 11: So, I mean, we've been together for a while.
Speaker 5: He is over all the time, and at dinners I
Speaker 5: can tell that she's paying special attention to him. I
Speaker 5: always thought it was just because she was being polite,
Speaker 5: but she laughed a little too hard at his jokes,
Speaker 5: and she does this thing.
Speaker 11: Where she like touches his arm when she laughs, you know.
Speaker 5: So we went to a Mumford and Son's concert not
Speaker 5: long ago, and the way we were sitting, it was
Speaker 5: my mom and then my boyfriend Caleb, and then me
Speaker 5: and I, you know, would be watching the concert, and
Speaker 5: out of the corner of my eye, it looked like
Speaker 5: my mom had her hand on Caleb's leg, which that
Speaker 5: seems crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no kidding, yes, okay.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 11: So I would look over and when I.
Speaker 5: Would look, it seemed like she would move kind of quickly.
Speaker 1: So I I pull.
Speaker 3: Her hand away.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, her hand away, And so I made it
Speaker 5: a point to kind of angle myself towards the stage,
Speaker 5: but to where I could see it a little better.
Speaker 5: And sure enough, it looked very clearly like she was
Speaker 5: like like rubbing her hands.
Speaker 2: This is your mother, This is your mother. I will
Speaker 2: tell you in my family, and I've told you this
Speaker 2: story before. There is an incident in my family where
Speaker 2: the mother hooked up with her daughter's husband. I don't
Speaker 2: know if I've ever told that story before.
Speaker 6: I was gonna say, I know that one, but I
Speaker 6: don't think you ever told that story.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to say who.
Speaker 2: But in my family there is a story of somebody
Speaker 2: who they lived next to each other, and then while
Speaker 2: daughter was at work, son in law would come over
Speaker 2: and they would hook up, and I don't know how
Speaker 2: many times or how long, but then they got caught.
Speaker 1: So I was going to get caught.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I mean, so, I'm not gonna I'm not
Speaker 2: saying that it is happening, but if you think that
Speaker 2: it never happens, it's too outrageous.
Speaker 3: But but she wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Do that right in front of you, I was gonna say,
Speaker 2: I mean, so, I don't know what did Caleb say
Speaker 2: you because they had to ask about it.
Speaker 5: I did, I did. I. I asked him about it
Speaker 5: later and he I said, did my mom put her
Speaker 5: hand on your high during the concert? And he kind
Speaker 5: of played it off like no, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: No, Now that would be suspicious either, Like no, oh,
Speaker 2: I don't think you'd be like, I don't think so,
Speaker 2: because if I was sitting next to Susan's mom rip
Speaker 2: and she put her hand on my leg, I would
Speaker 2: one hundred percent know that that was her.
Speaker 3: Betty's hand was on my leg.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's either a yes or a no.
Speaker 3: It is a yes or a no. Yeah, But he
Speaker 3: was like, I'm not sure.
Speaker 11: Yeah, he said, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Okay, now I'm jumping ahead a little bit. But if
Speaker 2: we call him and say, hey, we're going to give
Speaker 2: you roses for taking a survey, He's probably not going
Speaker 2: to send them to your mother, so that won't work.
Speaker 3: So I don't know unless we called.
Speaker 2: Hmm, if we called your mom and just flat out
Speaker 2: like astor just like exposer, just like a mom, I want.
Speaker 3: To know what was going on? Are you?
Speaker 2: Is there anything going on with Caleb? Oh a twist,
Speaker 2: and I think, just by Harrie, are you prepared to
Speaker 2: do that?
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, maybe catching her off guard would at
Speaker 5: least get her to stumble, and I.
Speaker 1: Don't yeah, it'll catch her off guard. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: some type of tale.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, Well, if you're willing to do it, we
Speaker 2: can call her and we'll be more than happy to
Speaker 2: listen in.
Speaker 1: Love is in the air or wait, are those lies?
Speaker 1: I guess we'll see. I'm part two of War the Roses.
Speaker 1: I'm Katie WB.
Speaker 2: War the Roses. I don't know that we've ever had
Speaker 2: this one before. I think we've had like maybe is
Speaker 2: my sister interested in my boyfriend or something like that.
Speaker 2: This one involves Peyton, her boyfriend Caleb, and Peyton's mother,
Speaker 2: and Peyton was telling us a minute ago about how
Speaker 2: she thinks that is there something weird, like a weird
Speaker 2: vibe with mom and Caleb because like everything from like
Speaker 2: she touches his arm. And I had a girlfriend one
Speaker 2: time whose mom I think she had like a little
Speaker 2: flirty thing with me, but she was never going to
Speaker 2: be so inappropriate that she was like.
Speaker 1: Or anything, let alone in front of her right.
Speaker 2: I did have a friend whose girlfriend hit on me
Speaker 2: one time after he went to work. She was like
Speaker 2: trying to hit on me, and I'm like, I'm not
Speaker 2: going to do that because that's my buddy. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: So so Peyton, your mom was what was the show
Speaker 2: that you were at? So mom's on one side of
Speaker 2: your boyfriend you're on the other you're watching mom touch
Speaker 2: his leg. He denied it. He said, no, I don't
Speaker 2: think so, which was weird that he wouldn't know for sure.
Speaker 2: And then she laughs a little bit too hard, because
Speaker 2: that's what people will do if they like somebody, they'll
Speaker 2: laugh a little bit too hard at their jokes. Long hugs,
Speaker 2: things like that just kind of a weird vibe. So
Speaker 2: we decided we can't really call your boyfriend to say
Speaker 2: who do you want to send flowers to? Because he's
Speaker 2: never going to send him to Pay's mom. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: like I would like to send those roses to Peyton's mom.
Speaker 2: So we're just gonna call and let you take it
Speaker 2: away when she answers the phone if you're ready to
Speaker 2: do this, So you're going to confront your mom right now?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, okay, mm hmm, helloy.
Speaker 11: Mom, o.
Speaker 5: Hey yeah, all right, Hey, I I need I need
Speaker 5: to ask you something.
Speaker 2: Sure that.
Speaker 5: When we went to the concert with Caleb, I thought
Speaker 5: I saw you touching his legs and I wanted to
Speaker 5: ask you about that. Were you touching his leg his thigh?
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, what.
Speaker 9: Were you?
Speaker 5: Were you touching his thigh? Mom?
Speaker 9: Was I touching Caleb's eye? No, I know I would
Speaker 9: not have been touching. What kind of a question is that?
Speaker 5: It's an honest question.
Speaker 11: I saw you do it several times.
Speaker 5: And you're always like flirting with him, and it's weird
Speaker 5: and I'm.
Speaker 11: Just to know what something's going on.
Speaker 9: Okay, No, I am not always flirting with your boyfriend.
Speaker 9: That is not something that I do. I am a
Speaker 9: grown woman. I am very friendly with your boyfriend. I
Speaker 9: am very supportive of your relationship. I am not always
Speaker 9: what would you like me to do? Be a little
Speaker 9: colder to him? I can't believe what I'm hearing right now.
Speaker 9: You've got to be Is that too much to ask?
Speaker 9: I know, because I did not touch his side, that
Speaker 9: is a ridiculous thing to say. I can't even believe
Speaker 9: what I'm hearing right now.
Speaker 4: This.
Speaker 11: I couldn't believe what I was seeing.
Speaker 5: Mom. I mean, that's okay, Caleb, that's my boyfriend.
Speaker 11: And you're like all over him.
Speaker 9: No, I'm sorry. I maybe I my hand brushed into
Speaker 9: him or bumped and you know how crowded it was.
Speaker 9: That I did not have my hand on his side.
Speaker 2: That's what's better.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it brushed against his side. That's the
Speaker 5: story you're going.
Speaker 9: To go with.
Speaker 1: Peyton.
Speaker 9: Is anything okay with you? This is like, this is surreal.
Speaker 9: Are things okay with you and Caleb? Is there something
Speaker 9: going on between you two that you need to talk about?
Speaker 9: Because this just seems really miss placed. I'm not part
Speaker 9: of the equation here. If you are having problems with
Speaker 9: your relationship and you want to talk about your relationship,
Speaker 9: I can talk to you about that, But this is like, uh,
Speaker 9: I don't. I don't even know where you're coming from
Speaker 9: with this. I'm a little worried about that this would
Speaker 9: be your perspective of me.
Speaker 5: God, you are gas lighting me right now. I cannot
Speaker 5: believe you're doing this.
Speaker 9: Okay, So I don't. I don't know what to say
Speaker 9: to you from here. I'm not gaslighting you, and I
Speaker 9: wouldn't have anything going on with your boyfriend. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 9: He's like half my age. So I'm not sure what
Speaker 9: else to say. But if you want to, I'm sorry.
Speaker 9: I said, yeah, he is half your age. You're right,
Speaker 9: So can you leave him alone? Please? Okay? You know
Speaker 9: what I will change, YEP, I will change the way
Speaker 9: that he will probably no longer feel welcome in our
Speaker 9: family or in my home. But if that's what you want,
Speaker 9: then that's what I'll do.
Speaker 5: Okay, fine, because he was starting to feel a little
Speaker 5: too welcome apparently with your interactions with him.
Speaker 9: So fine, Okay. It sounds like you do have some
Speaker 9: kind of an issue though, that you and Caleb maybe
Speaker 9: need to talk through, so I would recommend that you
Speaker 9: pick that up with him.
Speaker 5: Sure, you'll always do this, mom.
Speaker 9: Sure.
Speaker 2: It just sounds like from the very years, there's been
Speaker 2: like a weird, kind of an ugly relationship vibe in
Speaker 2: this whole war of the roses. Because I don't think
Speaker 2: I would her. I would never ever be in a
Speaker 2: position where my kid would wonder if there was something
Speaker 2: going on. I would make it very clear that there
Speaker 2: is never anything going on.
Speaker 4: Well, she probably from the way that the mom was talking,
Speaker 4: it seems like, well, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: I haven't done anything wrong.
Speaker 4: So if that's her mindset going into it, then of
Speaker 4: course she's not going to go into it thinking, well,
Speaker 4: I've got to be super overtly obvious that I'm not
Speaker 4: doing anything with her boyfriend, you know.
Speaker 2: True, whose side are you on? Jenny t mom or
Speaker 2: team I.
Speaker 1: I believe the mom.
Speaker 6: However, I don't think that she was as like empathetic
Speaker 6: as the mom should have been in that conversation.
Speaker 2: They don't sound really close. Yeah, I'm surprised they went
Speaker 2: to the concert together.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was gonna say they like went to a concert.
Speaker 6: I feel like that means they must be somewhat close,
Speaker 6: or she just clos with the boyfriend.
Speaker 8: I don't know what's to me the fact that the
Speaker 8: boyfriend what's the name, Caleb sat in the middle, Because
Speaker 8: if I'm you know, my partner and my mom are going,
Speaker 8: I would sit in the I woulds in the middle.
Speaker 8: So it seems like Caleb maybe went into it thinking like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 8: I'm gonna I don't know.
Speaker 2: Mode she is weird right in front of a girl friend.
Speaker 2: But I believe we've had discussions on this show before
Speaker 2: where somebody had made out with her boyfriend's dad or something.
Speaker 2: Doesn't remember that.
Speaker 6: I mean, we've had so many confessions on this show
Speaker 6: that I feel like, yeah, that probably happened.
Speaker 2: I think it has happened before. And like I said,
Speaker 2: there's a situation in my family where the mom did
Speaker 2: hook up with her daughter's husband. That's crazy and got caught.
Speaker 2: I don't know how long or how many times, but
Speaker 2: daughter came home from work apparently. Can you imagine the
Speaker 2: horror of horror? I don't want to And they have
Speaker 2: not spoken since. And that was that was probably twenty
Speaker 2: ish years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, you want to ruin your family relationship? Sleep
Speaker 1: with that? Yeah exactly?
Speaker 3: Oh okay.
Speaker 2: This text says Peyton's mom sounds like mine. Are they
Speaker 2: the same person? The gas lighted in narcissism? Very apparent.
Speaker 2: The very next text says, mom ain't doing nothing. I'm
Speaker 2: convinced maybe Peyton is just very insecure. What do you think?
Speaker 1: Well, if somebody had to make her.
Speaker 6: I was gonna say, like, she is young, so I
Speaker 6: think once again, Mom just didn't seem as supportive about
Speaker 6: her feelings.
Speaker 1: She just kind of was like, whatever is going on?
Speaker 1: What is the world?
Speaker 3: What in the world would you do?
Speaker 2: I mean, none of you guys are parents, But if
Speaker 2: you're listening to the show and you're a parent, what
Speaker 2: would you do if your daughter called and asked you
Speaker 2: that similar question? If you're guiltless, you'd be like, I
Speaker 2: don't even know what to say. Yeah, I'm beyond stunned.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you're guilty.
Speaker 4: Once you say that too, you would say the same, Oh,
Speaker 4: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 2: Don't get defensive, I think. Then I'd get defensive and
Speaker 2: like what are you nuts? Are you crazy?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And I don't know.
Speaker 4: And this mom kind of did both or she's like,
Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about?
Speaker 1: Are you okay?
Speaker 2: War of the Roses Tojia, it was a totally different one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you get an idea for War of the Roses, you
Speaker 2: want to test somebody, send me an email. Ryan Show
Speaker 2: at KDWB dot com. Jason never looked the way you
Speaker 2: think they're gonna look. You know, you hear somebody on
Speaker 2: the radio, and you know, with the magic of social
Speaker 2: media now, you'd be like, oh, what does he look
Speaker 2: like anyway? And you look up like Colt from the
Speaker 2: Afternoon Show, Yeah, and you go, oh, hey, he's a
Speaker 2: good looking guy, you know what I mean. But then
Speaker 2: you look up me and you go, well, he sounds
Speaker 2: like he's got a really good but he sounds handsome. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And then you look me up and you go, oh God,
Speaker 2: drop your phone, and then it's one of those things
Speaker 2: like a jump scare, you know what I mean, where
Speaker 2: you're watching a little video of a cat, all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, the cat turns into a monster and lunges
Speaker 2: at the screen. That's kind of what you do when
Speaker 2: you see what I look like. But so I'm asking you,
Speaker 2: if you listen to the show for a while, you've
Speaker 2: probably been on our social media and you know what
Speaker 2: we look like. But if you don't know what we
Speaker 2: look like, would it be fun to have people call
Speaker 2: in and say, I think Bailey is a tall redhead.
Speaker 2: She's trying always picture a tall redhead, or Jenny is
Speaker 2: a short girl with a bob cut.
Speaker 4: I've had people explain like what they assumed we thought
Speaker 4: or what we looked like before, And I'm going to
Speaker 4: tell you most of what people imagine me to look
Speaker 4: like is not very complimentary.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 1: Somebody told me once.
Speaker 4: When they saw me in like for in real life,
Speaker 4: they were like, Oh, you're a lot less homely than
Speaker 4: I thought.
Speaker 10: And now you're.
Speaker 2: Always talking about how plain you are, and I keep
Speaker 2: telling you you're kind.
Speaker 4: What a weird thing to say to someone's face, like, Wow,
Speaker 4: you're less homely.
Speaker 2: I think sometimes we give them, give them a little graze.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like I think, yeah, as people say
Speaker 2: something that they go, oh, that was so stupid.
Speaker 12: Not nearly as ugly as I thought. You thought you'd
Speaker 12: be so fat, You're not really that fat at all. Like,
Speaker 12: so call us at sixty five one nine eight nine
Speaker 12: kt w be. You're probably new to the show if
Speaker 12: you don't know what we looked like, because we're really
Speaker 12: easy to find. But either text us at katib to
Speaker 12: B one or call six five one nine eight nine
Speaker 12: ktble to be and tell us what you think we
Speaker 12: might look like.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to remember because I moved here from Wisconsin
Speaker 6: to go to the U of M, and Katie w
Speaker 6: B was the first radio station.
Speaker 1: That I started listening to.
Speaker 6: It was like the only one, honestly, and so I
Speaker 6: remember you dave like your voice immediately, but I don't
Speaker 6: know if I ever like had a picture in my
Speaker 6: head of what.
Speaker 1: You looked like like.
Speaker 6: I think I did my research before I became an intern,
Speaker 6: so I looked you up online and did all that,
Speaker 6: so I knew what to expect when I came probably.
Speaker 2: Tall, dark and handsome, and as it turns out that
Speaker 2: I'm very pale. I have a lot of lot of
Speaker 2: excess body hair, especially on my neck and pack. Oh
Speaker 2: and then I have a couple of knife cars from
Speaker 2: a knife fight.
Speaker 1: From a knife fight.
Speaker 3: So what do you think we look like?
Speaker 12: Let us know, or what did you think we looked
Speaker 12: like before you saw us exactly?
Speaker 4: I will say, Dave that when I was a kid,
Speaker 4: my grandpa was a realtor and he had business cards
Speaker 4: that sat on the dresser, and I always thought that
Speaker 4: you looked like my grandpa in the picture of his
Speaker 4: realty business card. And I will say, my grandpa was
Speaker 4: very handsome. He looked kind of like William Shatner, but bigger.
Speaker 3: Okay, So that's.
Speaker 1: What I pictured you as.
Speaker 4: So when I saw you in real life at like
Speaker 4: Amet's Apple Farm when I was eight, I was like,
Speaker 4: that's not that's not Dave Ryan. Dave Ryan looks like
Speaker 4: my grandpa.
Speaker 1: What the heck?
Speaker 2: There was a dj when I was growing up and
Speaker 2: he was my hero and we're good friends to this day.
Speaker 2: And he I thought, oh, he's about twenty six. He
Speaker 2: looks like a blonde California surfer dude. He's got blonde,
Speaker 2: long hair. And then I saw him on TV, and
Speaker 2: he looked like he was an accountant. And he wasn't unattractive,
Speaker 2: he just looked like an accountant. Yeah, short goofy nerd
Speaker 2: hair and nerd glasses.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I feel like you can have a pretty accurate
Speaker 8: depiction of which you think I look like by my voice.
Speaker 8: But I think my name those people off because you
Speaker 8: don't know what vant is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what do you know?
Speaker 3: Right exactly?
Speaker 2: So Ebedy is on the phone, high Abony, Hey, let's talk, Ebony,
Speaker 2: let's chat for a little bit. What do you think
Speaker 2: that pick one of us and tell us what you
Speaker 2: think we look like?
Speaker 10: Honestly, I listening to you for so long, funny, and
Speaker 10: I was like, I'm literally in my thirties. I just
Speaker 10: when you are older looking guy with brown hair. But
Speaker 10: I really like I was telling when I answered through
Speaker 10: the phone, I was like, I always picture what you
Speaker 10: guys look like, and I always thought I was I
Speaker 10: wanted to call him like, no, like Fridays when I
Speaker 10: do the phone thing, Yeah, hit meant to work to
Speaker 10: tell you, like to tell you guys like, I just
Speaker 10: think it's funny, but I have not a clue what
Speaker 10: any of you guys look like. But I listened to
Speaker 10: y'all every morning, but I refuse. I refuse to go
Speaker 10: to y'all Instagram or any of youall pages because I
Speaker 10: don't want to ruin my experience with our voice.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like if you find out the truth
Speaker 2: about certain childhood myths and things like that, it's like, oh.
Speaker 9: It's to run it.
Speaker 1: It's like a book.
Speaker 8: It's like opening your games before Christmas because then on
Speaker 8: Christmas morning there's nothing exciting happening.
Speaker 3: True.
Speaker 10: Yeah, so having his baby face because he sounds like
Speaker 10: so so young.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you think now I have?
Speaker 2: I have a pleasing radio voice, So you would expect
Speaker 2: me to kind of look like me be like one
Speaker 2: of those silver Daddy GQ model, Silver Daddy g.
Speaker 9: I'll be quite going with that one.
Speaker 2: If you picture me as a silver Daddy GQ model,
Speaker 2: I'd be okay with that.
Speaker 10: I will continue either being semi handsome. But like I said,
Speaker 10: I've never seen you guys before, and I really feel actually,
Speaker 10: because I'm not the point into work, I'm still.
Speaker 9: Not gonna look. I always think about looking, but I
Speaker 9: never do. But it is so funny, you know, funny
Speaker 9: I'm ever calling in ever listening, and I can't believe
Speaker 9: I made it tough on the first time, So it's
Speaker 9: kind of really weird.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you're listening. Evany.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You know what's funny because we are so accessible everywhere
Speaker 2: on Instagram, Dave Ryan Bailey on air, Jenny k wb
Speaker 2: on and Dave Bryan Show you can We're so easily accessible.
Speaker 2: I admire your strength to not give in to see
Speaker 2: what we really looked for.
Speaker 9: I really think it's my bad memory out the car.
Speaker 9: I really forget in the morning.
Speaker 10: I just it's just I'm just to maically come in
Speaker 10: because I'm like, oh, I got to listen to War
Speaker 10: of the.
Speaker 9: Roses, gotta you know, name that tomb and all.
Speaker 10: That I'd be they didn't get out the car, and
Speaker 10: I'm like, who.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you are listening. Have a wonderful day.
Speaker 1: It again all right.
Speaker 2: We got some text message. The question is it's a
Speaker 2: little bit self serving. Yeah, what do you think that
Speaker 2: we look like? There's a lot of people that know
Speaker 2: because we're easy to find. What do you think we
Speaker 2: look like?
Speaker 4: I was very confident, Dave was very round until I
Speaker 4: saw Instagram photos someone said, I imagined Bailey looking like
Speaker 4: Missus Frizzle from.
Speaker 1: Magic School Bus. Yeah that checks out. Uh love y'all.
Speaker 1: But you're all a lot older than I thought.
Speaker 8: Oh how old did you think I was already?
Speaker 1: I love this?
Speaker 6: Jaxon says, is this segment just secretly Dave looking to
Speaker 6: get told he's pretty?
Speaker 3: Did you want to tell me I'm pretty? Then tell
Speaker 3: me I'm pretty?
Speaker 1: It's not secret?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Someone say I always pictured the guy from TMZ before
Speaker 4: I saw what Dave looked like.
Speaker 2: Oh y, what's the guy from TMZ? Harvey let what's
Speaker 2: his name?
Speaker 1: Harvey Levin?
Speaker 3: Harvey Levin. Yeah, okay, it's not not even closed. That's
Speaker 3: not bad.
Speaker 4: This one says I didn't realize Jenny was so hot
Speaker 4: the same I've always pictured Bailey as having a short
Speaker 4: Janice Joplin vibe.
Speaker 1: Ooh, I wish that?
Speaker 3: Are you avoiding this one?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: I always thought Bailey would look like Olive oil from
Speaker 2: the pop Eyes.
Speaker 1: Into It, And honestly, I do kind of look.
Speaker 3: Like from olive oil. But all oil is also kind
Speaker 3: of hot.
Speaker 4: She's tall too, She's not tall. This was years ago.
Speaker 4: When I started listening. I thought Dave was about early
Speaker 4: forties with glasses, chunky and a dark, full head of hair.
Speaker 4: When Fallon was on, I imagined her looking like a
Speaker 4: Lane from Seinfeld, which not at all. Neither neither of
Speaker 4: those things. This person says, I've seen you all so
Speaker 4: many times that your voices pitch you fit you all perfectly.
Speaker 4: Now what neighborhood I think you're all from? Bailey seems
Speaker 4: like a girl from northeast, Jenny seems like a bourbon girl,
Speaker 4: seems like an uptown guy. And Dave seems like he's
Speaker 4: worked professional jobs in downtown Minneapolis his whole life.
Speaker 1: Give suburban Yes, you do, give you. I'm sorry, buddy,
Speaker 1: I love you so much. It's not a bad thing.
Speaker 1: I want to be a city girl.
Speaker 8: Everybody from the suburbs is like, hey, Jenny.
Speaker 4: This text says I always imagined Dave as a Minnesota
Speaker 4: Adam Carolla. I think that's kind of accurate, Adam Corola.
Speaker 3: I can't picture what he looks like.
Speaker 4: He's I mean, he's a white man with brown hair. Okay,
Speaker 4: so yeah, you're like that. This one says I always
Speaker 4: thought Dave was taller and bulkier until I saw him
Speaker 4: in person.
Speaker 1: Was a lot more petite than I expected. I'll take
Speaker 1: Patita your dainty bait.
Speaker 3: I am petit.
Speaker 2: Well, you don't have been losing that weight with Livy
Speaker 2: Awake Control Centers and working out at Snaphit. Let's get
Speaker 2: on twenty one inch biceps though, which surprises a lot
Speaker 2: of people.
Speaker 3: I got the big guns.
Speaker 1: You made that up? Yeah, I think you made that up, buddy.
Speaker 1: It's just about it all the time.
Speaker 6: At this point, I do believe him.
Speaker 4: This one says I was surprised at what Rich looked
Speaker 4: like when I saw him on the Shine Shineedown cruise. Yes,
Speaker 4: he seemed like he would have short hair and be
Speaker 4: in shape and typical, you know, boss guy. And then
Speaker 4: I see him and he's got long hair and glasses
Speaker 4: and kind of a hippie.
Speaker 1: He's got his hair since then.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna say he does look a little bit different now,
Speaker 6: and Rich is in shape. That man runs like six
Speaker 6: miles every more now.
Speaker 8: Anytime he's on our show, he's on the tread. But
Speaker 8: I remember a lot of people did say that when
Speaker 8: they saw him at and name any of our events.
Speaker 1: They've been like, oh, that's Rich.
Speaker 6: People think that, like radio DJs and people on the
Speaker 6: radio sound like so much more professional than what we are.
Speaker 6: When it comes down to it, we're wearing like a
Speaker 6: plain T shirt from Target and jeans.
Speaker 2: Person I impose a dress code here, like guys gotta
Speaker 2: wear a tie and get guys wear a tie and
Speaker 2: women have to wear a business suit.
Speaker 1: I have plenty of course you do business. Are they colorful? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I like this one.
Speaker 2: We were talking about what you think we look like,
Speaker 2: and we'll stop this in a minute because it's very
Speaker 2: self serving. I thought Dave looked like a mix a
Speaker 2: big Hoss from Pond Stars and Simon Cowell.
Speaker 1: You know, you do kind of look like Simon Cowell.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're in the same bracket.
Speaker 2: When when when I was younger, Yeah, and I had
Speaker 2: a little bit more hair and I could spike it up,
Speaker 2: I did look a little bit more like Simon.
Speaker 1: K Yeah, Like his hair is honestly grayer than yours.
Speaker 4: So if you just turned his hair brown and you
Speaker 4: guys stood next to each other, I'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 4: they could be related.
Speaker 2: So, because when we were watching Newmerican Idol and its
Speaker 2: early days, Allison was like nine, and she's like, you
Speaker 2: look Simon looks like Daddy and I'm like, I'll take that, sure,
Speaker 2: take that gladly. All right, it's one on one point
Speaker 2: three Katie w If you want to see what we
Speaker 2: look like, we're all over Instagram or social media, Facebook,
Speaker 2: Dave Ryan Show.
Speaker 3: If you are curious, and we're.
Speaker 1: On Dave Ryan TV right now live on YouTube, you
Speaker 1: will see us every morning. Yeah, but those don't really do.
Speaker 6: Bailey and I justice we have the worst cameras, so
Speaker 6: don't judge us base off the YouTube.
Speaker 1: I'm prettier in real life.
Speaker 3: I swear you're kind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ebony is not going to go Look so we
Speaker 2: are good there, all right, minutes away from the next
Speaker 2: Sabrina Carpenter key word, uh, and we're gonna get into
Speaker 2: vaunt stirs the pot in a second. But right now
Speaker 2: it looks like a quick daily Bailey. And then we'll
Speaker 2: get right into the keyword. Let's do this