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Speaker 1: Yesterday it was a weird day for me. I went home,
Speaker 1: I took like a forty five minute nap and I
Speaker 1: said an alarm. I bounced up from my nap and
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, I'm going to try to
Speaker 1: get a whole bunch of stuff done. I did. I
Speaker 1: actually did something that I haven't done in a while.
Speaker 1: I went and golfed by myself. Oh yeah. I went
Speaker 1: up to a golf course and said, hey, is there
Speaker 1: any way I can get out? There was nobody out.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe in. The weather was great. I golfed
Speaker 1: by myself. But I had one problem though. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to hit any shots on par three's because I
Speaker 1: thought this would be my luck. I'd get a hole
Speaker 1: in one, and I'm not with anybody.
Speaker 2: To witness it, not a golf person here. Par three
Speaker 2: means you're supposed to get it in three.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to get it in three. It's a shorter hole. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know, if you get a hole in one, it's
Speaker 1: obviously celebrated. Everybody gets free drinks, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like it's all crazy. The problem though, I kept thinking
Speaker 1: this would be my luck. I'd get a hole in
Speaker 1: one and nobody would believe me. So it's crazy. I
Speaker 1: did have something happened to me yesterday I wanted to
Speaker 1: bring up. I wanted to talk about this, and we've
Speaker 1: always done the you text the wrong person kind of topics,
Speaker 1: but I want to know if you've ever invited the
Speaker 1: wrong person. Okay, so this is totally different. Yesterday I
Speaker 1: reached out to a friend to see if he wanted
Speaker 1: to golf with me today, and I sent a text
Speaker 1: to him, but I sent it to the wrong guy
Speaker 1: with that name. And now I'm going to use a
Speaker 1: name in this. I'm going to use the name Andy
Speaker 1: in this because I have no friend's name Andy, so
Speaker 1: I don't want to actually say the guy's name because
Speaker 1: it will be embarrassing. But I have a guy, Andy,
Speaker 1: who I sent to text to, And when I sent
Speaker 1: the text to him, I said, Hey, weather looks like
Speaker 1: it's going to be incredible tomorrow. Do you want to
Speaker 1: go golfing, and right away I could see that dot
Speaker 1: dot dot dots like they're looking at the thing. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, okay, I'm gonna get answer her back.
Speaker 1: And the answer was, let me check my schedule. I'll
Speaker 1: have to call in. And I'm thinking to myself, that's
Speaker 1: weird because I don't think he, you know, it necessarily
Speaker 1: has to work, you know, to call in. Who is
Speaker 1: he going to call into? And then I did a
Speaker 1: little deep diving on Andy on my phone and realized
Speaker 1: I invited the wrong Andy and the Andy that I
Speaker 1: invited is not a guy I want a golf No,
Speaker 1: a golfer. Uh you know what he is? Because he
Speaker 1: said he was going to try to get off from work.
Speaker 2: Did you go back then and say, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry I got my numbers mixed up?
Speaker 1: No, because I felt like that was because, honestly, Shannon,
Speaker 1: I was letting him play out a little bit because
Speaker 1: I was thinking to myself, God, I hope he can't
Speaker 1: call in, And then I also what if he calls in,
Speaker 1: then it was going to be you know what it
Speaker 1: was going to be. It was going to be the
Speaker 1: wrong Doris again.
Speaker 2: Remember that Sorry, this I mean that story lives in infamy,
Speaker 2: but the wrong So.
Speaker 1: This happens to me a ton The wrong Doris was
Speaker 1: I text Doris wanting to get Chelsea a massage. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I said, Doris, you want to come over and
Speaker 1: I'll also have dinner for you next Wednesday. Doris the
Speaker 1: messus was not the Doris that I text. I texted
Speaker 1: Doris from the United Way and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: Wednesday comes along. I go, Chelsea, I got a huge
Speaker 1: surprise for you. She goes, what's that. I go, You're
Speaker 1: never gonna believe who's at the door. I go open
Speaker 1: to the door and it's United Way Doris.
Speaker 2: Doris who used to help us with all of our
Speaker 2: community service stuff.
Speaker 1: We would do our time team. Yeah, it was. It
Speaker 1: is so good. So Chelsea was like thinking, I'm inviting
Speaker 1: I a threesome over with Doris.
Speaker 2: Like we all have to be better about labeling people
Speaker 2: on our phone, because I just did this last week.
Speaker 2: I am very grateful that every other week I have
Speaker 2: a woman who comes to my house and cleans okay,
Speaker 2: and her name is Tanya, and she's lovely, and so
Speaker 2: I had texted her and said, hey, I bought new
Speaker 2: sheets for everybody's bed.
Speaker 1: I was telling her where they are.
Speaker 2: If you could just wash the sheets first, that would
Speaker 2: be really awesome.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you.
Speaker 3: Da da da.
Speaker 2: I get a text message back immediately from Tanya, but
Speaker 2: a different Tanya, the Tanya who was my salesperson at
Speaker 2: Miran Chevallet.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's funny.
Speaker 2: She was like, if you need to come over and
Speaker 2: help you.
Speaker 1: Clean, I watch your sheet for you. I felt so stupid,
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I was in a hurry, you know, and just like
Speaker 2: she texted me immediately the car the Moran.
Speaker 1: Tanya, thank got you right, otherwise you would not have
Speaker 1: sheets on your bed. They went, Now, I so here,
Speaker 1: let me tell you this. So here's the story. So
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for Andy. Okay, So I'm waiting for the Andy.
Speaker 1: Response back took forever and ever and ever, and I'm
Speaker 1: thinking to myself, crap, do I invite the right Andy,
Speaker 1: or now I'll have to have a three We'll have
Speaker 1: a three some in said two someone it's easy to
Speaker 1: get two out on golf, and then it is to
Speaker 1: get three or four because it's tough to get So
Speaker 1: I sat there and waited and waited and waited, and
Speaker 1: then finally I get a text back from Andy my
Speaker 1: alias Andy, and he can't get off. So then I
Speaker 1: invited the right so I was able to pull it off.
Speaker 1: Like I still wanted to be like, oh bomber, I know.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, well we'll do it again sometime
Speaker 1: later this summer eight four four Mojo Live eight four
Speaker 1: four sixty six five six five four eight or text
Speaker 1: is nine five five zero zero. Have you ever invited
Speaker 1: text or sent the wrong text to the wrong person?
Speaker 1: Where now all of a sudden, what do you do?
Speaker 1: You're committed? You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Have you has this ever happened with girls? Have you
Speaker 1: ever asked somebody out on a date? Or guys, you
Speaker 1: asked somebody on a day? It's the wrong person?
Speaker 5: Your friend?
Speaker 1: Hi? Hi, Heather label exactly who Heather? Who are you
Speaker 1: talking to there? Who's that?
Speaker 3: I thought?
Speaker 5: It was?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, no, Lydia. Put you on hold
Speaker 1: to talk to us. Tell me the story that you
Speaker 1: told Lydia. What's going on? Oh?
Speaker 3: I was just saying I was calling in first.
Speaker 4: Time, long time, and I.
Speaker 5: Was just saying, with you, guys, labeling on the phone,
Speaker 5: I have a lot of people that I know with
Speaker 5: the same name, and so to keep them straight, I
Speaker 5: won't remember their last name. So in the after their name,
Speaker 5: I'll put parentheses and be like, oh, this is my
Speaker 5: friend's daughter, or I know them from cheer or four eight, Yes,
Speaker 5: I know what person is. What can I tell you?
Speaker 1: I do that as well.
Speaker 2: A ton like Smith has a play date tomorrow, so
Speaker 2: I have his mom in there, as you know Liam's
Speaker 2: mom in parenthesis, I know who she is. I still,
Speaker 2: this is such a reminder to everybody to like slow
Speaker 2: down a little bit, because I still I'll type in
Speaker 2: the first couple letters of the name and then just
Speaker 2: start typing my text without checking who I'm actually sending
Speaker 2: the dang text to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And you know what, you got to be careful
Speaker 1: of that because the group texting. When you group text
Speaker 1: trying to get Liam's mom, all of a sudden, now
Speaker 1: your group texting some other Liam that's in there for sure,
Speaker 1: or Mom, hey real quick? Either. What's the most common
Speaker 1: name in your phone? Has saved numbers? Katie, Katie's lots
Speaker 1: of Katies in the Heather's phone. We need to have
Speaker 1: a Mojo in there. Eight four to four Mojo Live
Speaker 1: what's going on, Michael, How you doing?
Speaker 6: Good morning?
Speaker 3: Hey, I got a tip for your mojo on those
Speaker 3: part three.
Speaker 6: Yes, I go golfing by myself all the time because
Speaker 6: usually my friends are always working.
Speaker 1: When I go, yeah, you gotta film yourself. You know what,
Speaker 1: I actually thought of that For like one second, I thought,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna film this thing. I'll put
Speaker 1: it up there. And then I thought to myself, I'm like,
Speaker 1: that would again be such a bummer that the only
Speaker 1: thing you caught it on was film. Like, I want
Speaker 1: my buds there, you know what I mean. I want
Speaker 1: the guys there. And I get it.
Speaker 6: I understand the excitement from everybody is what really makes
Speaker 6: it a hole in one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I don't. I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 1: When I get on the scale in the morning and
Speaker 1: I see that scale go down a little bit, I
Speaker 1: want to wake Chelsea up because I want somebody to
Speaker 1: see it. I'm the only one that's seeing it. What's
Speaker 1: going on, Brandy? How you doing good?
Speaker 4: How are you guys?
Speaker 3: First time long, So, my sister her birthday was on Saturday,
Speaker 3: and I talked to her all the time, call her
Speaker 3: all the time. The one time that I called her.
Speaker 3: She texted me and was saying she was having a
Speaker 3: bad day. So I called her and sang Happy birthday
Speaker 3: all the way through, you know, with a little raspy voice,
Speaker 3: at eight am, and then they hung up. So I
Speaker 3: was like, all right, let me call back and be
Speaker 3: an amal person this time and see if she's all right.
Speaker 3: The lady answered the phone and she goes, oh h
Speaker 3: what know, like complete wrong phone number, and.
Speaker 4: I just sang happy birthday all.
Speaker 3: The way through to this lady.
Speaker 1: She's thinking, this lady's crazy. Why she did she.
Speaker 3: Answered the second time? That's surprising.
Speaker 1: She's like, this lady, maybe I'm getting a birthday gift storm?
Speaker 1: What happened? Hi, it's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 4: Hi you when first of all, first time, look, I'm
Speaker 4: on the phone so excited. Any who. So I was
Speaker 4: like fifteen or sixteen and my mom was inviting our
Speaker 4: family to my brother's birthday party. He was pretty thirteen
Speaker 4: or fourteen at the time, and she and I.
Speaker 3: Did Mike, well, Michae, what's a therapist?
Speaker 4: And because we have an uncle Mike, and he like
Speaker 4: a real showed.
Speaker 1: Up, showed up. That's funny.
Speaker 4: He was so sweet I mean he stayed for the
Speaker 4: whole thing and like produccast it was so nice. But yeah,
Speaker 4: it was.
Speaker 1: I was so excited to be invited. Yeah, it's thinking
Speaker 1: of himselfing. No, this is I'm gonna do a little
Speaker 1: side birthday therapy. That's so funny. Hold on, initial B
Speaker 1: wants to be voice disguis. What's up?
Speaker 7: Be hey, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm doing okay, I'm golfing with a guy named Andy,
Speaker 1: the right Andy later today. What's going on?
Speaker 7: So I was seating a guy and my landscaper also
Speaker 7: had the same name as my boyfriend. At the time,
Speaker 7: I was not paying attention when I sent a photo.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, we've had that, which like photo a
Speaker 1: photo of your landscaping, so to speak, it's a bid.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 2: How did he respond?
Speaker 7: He's like, oh, thank you. I guess I did a
Speaker 7: good job. And I was mortified.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Did you have to then explain it to your guy?
Speaker 7: He never found out. Well, the first I've kept.
Speaker 3: This a secret.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's wild. That's why she's voice disguised with us.
Speaker 1: Hold on, this is funny, Melissa, are you there? Hi?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: There are ye? Yep? Can you hear me, I got
Speaker 1: you good morning.
Speaker 6: Good morning.
Speaker 4: I was actually the person who was.
Speaker 6: Sent the text by mistake, the one friend I was
Speaker 6: the wrong one. I had a friend who texted in
Speaker 6: a group actually and had all these plans to go
Speaker 6: up north. Are you guys available? My cottage will be open,
Speaker 6: and it sounded like a lot of fun. But then
Speaker 6: I was like looking at the other numbers and I
Speaker 6: didn't recognize any. So I was like, I think I'm
Speaker 6: the wrong I don't think she meant me. So I
Speaker 6: texted her and I was like, I would love to
Speaker 6: go up north, but I don't think you met me.
Speaker 1: Oh man, you should have gone all the way up north.
Speaker 1: That would have been the best should have I should have.
Speaker 6: And I didn't even get a like, oh maybe next time.
Speaker 6: I just got like yeah, wrong one.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's brutal. That's even more brutal. I
Speaker 1: would have been depressed. That had been like not being
Speaker 1: invited to some kids' birthday party when you were you know,
Speaker 1: seven or something exactly exactly. Thank you for the call.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it
Speaker 4: All right, have a good day you too.