Speaker 1: If you have any problems, you just talked to us
Speaker 1: and we'll get them solved for you. Mandy, Sandy, Sandy, Okay, Sandy,
Speaker 1: tell me I know your story most of it already,
Speaker 1: but I don't think Bailey and Vond and Jenny do
Speaker 1: tell me your story that you want some advice on. Hi, Sandy, Hi, Hi,
Speaker 1: what's up?
Speaker 2: Okay? Okay, So my husband and I have a cabin
Speaker 2: that we visit pretty often, but if we're not using it,
Speaker 2: we always told our relatives that it's okay for them
Speaker 2: to use it. Sure, so yeah, right, sharing, sharing is caring, right.
Speaker 3: It is caring.
Speaker 2: Well, my sister and her husband asked if they could
Speaker 2: use it, and I can't believe them saying, okay, I
Speaker 2: do not want them anywhere near our hot tub.
Speaker 4: Okay, why don't you want them in your hot tub?
Speaker 2: They're just gross, They're gross.
Speaker 1: Pub Now, this is your sister, This is your sister,
Speaker 1: your top hower they gross?
Speaker 2: Well, well, it's more of her husband. We call her husband.
Speaker 2: Let us.
Speaker 3: Already imagine behind I assume.
Speaker 2: You can't imagine, but even like multiply that by twenty Okay.
Speaker 1: So behind his back, I'm sure. Yeah, So why don't
Speaker 1: what why why? What are they going to leave in
Speaker 1: the hot tubs? Cigarette butts? What are they going to
Speaker 1: leave in there?
Speaker 2: Well? Actually funny you should mention that because they do
Speaker 2: always smell like smoke and or bo and or a
Speaker 2: dead animal.
Speaker 4: Basically, oh that sounds yeah, that is gross. They got
Speaker 4: progressively worse.
Speaker 3: A couple of yahoos, wo, smoke and a.
Speaker 5: Dead animal all in all rolled in Well, I mean,
Speaker 5: we all know somebody who sells like bo all the time.
Speaker 3: But animal, I mean, maybe it's fun in season. Every season,
Speaker 3: it's bad, it's bad.
Speaker 2: And you know their kids are also well, for lack
Speaker 2: of a better word, grease, sea greasy explain. Okay, they're
Speaker 2: they're sweet kids, they're good kids. They're just always greasy.
Speaker 2: Not like it's like neglect greasy, but just you can
Speaker 2: clearly tell that they just don't shower them off.
Speaker 4: Old of them kids anyway.
Speaker 2: Like eight to twelve.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, the host so old enough, probably
Speaker 1: especially the twelve year old mate. But if they're getting
Speaker 1: their hygiene habits from mom and dad, from us and
Speaker 1: your sister, they're probably just not learning. Okay, gotcha, So
Speaker 1: you don't want them in the hot tub you don't
Speaker 1: have problems.
Speaker 2: I don't want I don't want cles in the hot tub.
Speaker 2: I mean specifically, you know, can you imagine the film?
Speaker 4: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Like the surrounding of the wood, No, like the surface
Speaker 1: of the water.
Speaker 6: O Davi has always said that if you get in
Speaker 6: a hot tub and there's a bunch of bubbles, it's
Speaker 6: not because the jacuzzi is causing bubbles.
Speaker 3: It's because of the grime and gross is.
Speaker 1: The sweat, the skin, particles everything, Yeah, fecal matter. You
Speaker 1: know that cleatus doesn't wipe well, and he's gonna get
Speaker 1: in your hot tub. You know that there's gonna be
Speaker 1: things floating to the top.
Speaker 2: So your God forbid. They're fooling around and they're Oh
Speaker 2: that's what I thought at first When you were like
Speaker 2: they're gross, I was like, why they.
Speaker 3: Just get it on all the time? Or what?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to know.
Speaker 2: I don't want to know.
Speaker 4: So what is your question should? I mean? What? What?
Speaker 1: What are you faced with here? You don't want them
Speaker 1: to go, but they have an open invitation. What do
Speaker 1: you want? What do you want help with?
Speaker 2: Okay, so my question is am I an awful person
Speaker 2: for thinking I should tell them that well, me and
Speaker 2: my husband both for telling them maybe the hot set
Speaker 2: doesn't work, like.
Speaker 3: Them, use the cabin. Yeah, sharing is carry okay, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Use the cabin. We'll get it cleaned. I usually clean
Speaker 2: it myself, but after them, I'm going to hire somebody.
Speaker 2: But I mean, also, maybe we thought about, like maybe
Speaker 2: having the neighbor go by and pull the breaker for
Speaker 2: the hot tub.
Speaker 1: I don't know that's what I would do, because I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now. Kletus would be like, I
Speaker 1: can fix it. Yeah, I can fix it. Kletus is
Speaker 1: going to go out there and his pair of cutoff
Speaker 1: denim shorts.
Speaker 4: He's gonna go back and fix it that.
Speaker 1: He's going to turn on the hot tub and realize
Speaker 1: it just works, and he just say, hey, you filthy
Speaker 1: bunch of swine, let's all get in the hot tub.
Speaker 1: So definitely call the neighbor and say pull the breaker
Speaker 1: on it, because that way he'll go out there and
Speaker 1: push the button. Nothing happens. They're going to go back
Speaker 1: inside and stain your sheets.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you for that image.
Speaker 4: Yeah, pull the breaker. That's a that's a genius idea.
Speaker 5: Actually, yeah, someone did text and say turn it off.
Speaker 5: And tell them it's getting repaired. So pull the breaker,
Speaker 5: say oh yeah, we're getting it repaired.
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 1: I guarantee he'll go out there and try to fix it.
Speaker 1: What do you think, Jenny, you're the most kind hearted
Speaker 1: person on the show.
Speaker 4: What do you think that's a fact.
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, but I don't like disgusting. I'm I'm also
Speaker 6: a very anally clean person.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: See, I would go so far as to like not
Speaker 6: even worry about the hot tub. I also if you're
Speaker 6: able to be up there before they go up, whenever
Speaker 6: they're looking.
Speaker 3: To go up, I would take the sheets with me.
Speaker 6: I would take everyone, and I treat it like COVID,
Speaker 6: Like when you go to a place during COVID and
Speaker 6: you had to bring all of your own bedding.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that I wouldn't have to worry about them
Speaker 3: staining my betting.
Speaker 6: As you said, I don't know, I think, yeah, you know,
Speaker 6: or after they leave, I just burned the seat.
Speaker 1: You could do that to at least I mean, let's
Speaker 1: say the sheets will wash and you know what, hot
Speaker 1: tubs have got chemicals in them, and you can probably
Speaker 1: you know, give it a little boost. There's actually a
Speaker 1: product called boost that you throw in there after sweaty,
Speaker 1: nasty people are in your hot tub. That'll bring the
Speaker 1: pH back down to tolerable levels.
Speaker 2: So I'm not trying to get you thought of that everything.
Speaker 1: In case you missed this, this is the funniest group therapy.
Speaker 1: I wish they were all funny and not as depressing.
Speaker 1: But basically, this woman, Sandy, has a cabin up north
Speaker 1: and this got a hot tub. And it's like a
Speaker 1: lot of people with their cabin. It's like, oh, we're
Speaker 1: not using it this weekend. You want to use it
Speaker 1: family members for things like that. She got a sister.
Speaker 1: Her sister is married to a guy that they nicknamed
Speaker 1: Cletus because Cletus always smells What were the three things
Speaker 1: he smells like again, smoke bo.
Speaker 2: And or a dead animal.
Speaker 4: I like that and or it's just the animal and
Speaker 4: some days it's the combo.
Speaker 1: Today he smells like a combo. You know what, you
Speaker 1: were a fun you're a funny person. I will say,
Speaker 1: you're very gracious to let them use your cabin. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's great. Just tell him that it's not working. Have
Speaker 1: your neighbor run over, pull the breaker. That the chance
Speaker 1: of them discovering the breaker, they'll they won't even go there,
Speaker 1: so you'll be fine.
Speaker 4: Anything we want to add.
Speaker 5: Guys, No, I mean I think you haven't got She's
Speaker 5: got the answer.
Speaker 6: What if somehow if they are there and they figure
Speaker 6: out the breaker and they figure out the hot tub situation, Dave,
Speaker 6: what is the protocol to cleaning out that hot tub
Speaker 6: after Kletis has a good time in it?
Speaker 1: You well, if you notice a line at the surface
Speaker 1: of the water that's black, A black line that's at
Speaker 1: the surface of the water. Number one, bleach. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I've never had my hot tub get that dirty.
Speaker 2: I think I will dump it. I will dump the water,
Speaker 2: bleach it, disinfect it, and reshow it, even if it
Speaker 2: costs two thousand.
Speaker 7: Dollars like do like hotels do, and leave like a
Speaker 7: like a welcome package, I guess.
Speaker 4: But let me just be a bunch of soaps, soaps,
Speaker 4: towels and a.
Speaker 7: Little car that says and joy also wash ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, baby white.
Speaker 4: Yeah, toothbrush.
Speaker 1: Sandy. This is this is why we're here. We have
Speaker 1: figured this out together. That's why we call it group therapy. Sandy,
Speaker 1: good luck, and and thanks for thanks for listening. Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you. It's my favorite group therapy call.
Speaker 6: Ever, which one of us on the show would you
Speaker 6: not want to go in your hot tub?
Speaker 3: We already know the answer to this question.
Speaker 4: Probably you, Jenny, because you've got long hair, is gonna
Speaker 4: clog the fild.
Speaker 3: That's surprising.
Speaker 4: I would have said, you, well and shower that mine. Well,
Speaker 4: it's her. It's not the it's the back knee because
Speaker 4: Dailey's I.
Speaker 3: Am medicated for that.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well you can't see how bad it is.
Speaker 1: She has wet spots all over the back of her shirt,
Speaker 1: So it's all right.
Speaker 4: Thanks you for that.
Speaker 1: You got a group therapy, serious or not so serious,
Speaker 1: funny or not so funny, then send it in Ryan
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Speaker 4: Yes, what I got for you.
Speaker 1: Jonah's brothers were brand new. They came to KWB when
Speaker 1: they were kids. Basically they were still wearing their purity
Speaker 1: rings and they would actually openly talk about how honored
Speaker 1: they were to have their sexual purity and they're gonna
Speaker 1: save that purity until they got married. I believe, And
Speaker 1: I remember, like I watched Nick, I was right up
Speaker 1: front because it was like this KWB skyroom. I was
Speaker 1: about seven feet away from Nick, and I could tell
Speaker 1: he's the real musician. Not to take anything away from
Speaker 1: the other guys, but they were singing songs that Nick wrote.
Speaker 1: He had that guitar player face on. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about when you scrinch up your features and
Speaker 1: you're like he had that guitar player face on, and
Speaker 1: the other two just acted like they were happy to
Speaker 1: be there, and they went on to become the Jonas Brothers.
Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure Nick is the only one of them
Speaker 7: that plays drums, keys and guitar as.
Speaker 4: He's absolutely the musician. So but I like all of them.
Speaker 1: Gonna send you see the Jonas Brothers with a little game,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna call waffle House Price is Right? Why
Speaker 1: because they get a song called waffle House. So Jenny's
Speaker 1: done some research and price some items over at the
Speaker 1: waffle house.
Speaker 3: Was it Jenny the.
Speaker 4: Bailey that did it?
Speaker 3: Thank you Bailey.
Speaker 1: And so remember when you play waffle House price is Right,
Speaker 1: use the trick of we'll let you go down to
Speaker 1: a dollar, so that Bailey says, you know, scrambled eggs
Speaker 1: and bacon, and somebody bid seventeen dollars and I think
Speaker 1: you've overbid. I'm not gonna say fifteen and to say
Speaker 1: one dollar, yeah, one dollar.
Speaker 3: Because you don't want to go over a crisis, right, rules, right.
Speaker 1: And if I think you've been too low, like you
Speaker 1: scrambled eggs and bacon, then you say a dollar ninety nine,
Speaker 1: I'm going to say two dollars, yes, because I don't
Speaker 1: need to come close. I just need to go closer
Speaker 1: than you. Yes, exactly, just helping you out here.
Speaker 4: Let's play. Let's play practice round versus Jenny.
Speaker 5: All right, I'm going to give you, guys the classic waffle.
Speaker 5: Classic waffle just comes with one waffle, one waffle at
Speaker 5: the waffle house.
Speaker 3: One classic waffle.
Speaker 1: Okay, no toppings, but there's a thing of syrup on
Speaker 1: the table.
Speaker 3: And again classic waffle. Three dollars, okay, Jenny, one dollar.
Speaker 5: Dave, you are closest it is five ninety five or
Speaker 5: a waffle, a waffle.
Speaker 3: They're big waffles.
Speaker 6: I was oh, I would have guessed like one fifty
Speaker 6: about the dollar.
Speaker 3: Big old waffle, that's for sure, okayse we need.
Speaker 1: Two callers on the phone. They want to go to
Speaker 1: Jonah Brothers. The show is Friday Night, Friday. All right,
Speaker 1: we'll get you in right now, six five, one, nine,
Speaker 1: eight nine k D will you be if you win
Speaker 1: your round? Let's do another one, Jenny or Bib Bailey.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's go to this one.
Speaker 5: A cheese steak melt hash brown bowl.
Speaker 3: Cheese steak melt hash brown bowl. Jenny. Okay, well now
Speaker 3: I feel like him. Okay, I'm gonna go fourteen ninety nine.
Speaker 5: Okay, one dollar, Dave, your closest. It's twelve dollars and
Speaker 5: ten cents.
Speaker 3: What a strange thing to add the ten cent value though, right?
Speaker 4: What a value in all that?
Speaker 3: Fake?
Speaker 4: There's any macros in that? Jenny?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's macro? Couple?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I have to look at it. There's
Speaker 3: probably there's always in everything. Yeah, honestly a couple of
Speaker 3: macros there.
Speaker 1: Let's meet our contestants. Anna, good morning, good morning. Tell
Speaker 1: me something fascinating about yourself, Anna, like maybe you collect
Speaker 1: beanie babies or maybe you are an it whiz. Give
Speaker 1: me something about yourself.
Speaker 8: Oh I am.
Speaker 7: Oh, no manager within my office.
Speaker 1: You're the youngest manager. Okay, that's very cool. Regulations how
Speaker 1: old are you?
Speaker 4: Okay? Wow, Wow.
Speaker 1: Moving on the fast track. Anna, let's meet your opponent.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be a ron, A A ron Ron Ron Hey.
Speaker 8: A A Ron?
Speaker 1: Do you get that joke all the time? Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: so tired of it. It's funny. It's a a ron.
Speaker 1: It's one of the best. No, okay, a n Tell
Speaker 1: me something about yourself. I like long walks on my
Speaker 1: warehouse where I work.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 4: That sounds all right, A Ron. Here we go. You're
Speaker 4: gonna go first A ron versus Anna?
Speaker 3: All right, Aaron. Your waffle house price is right?
Speaker 5: Item is the All Star Special, which comes with two eggs, toast,
Speaker 5: hash browns, a waffle and bacon.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a lot.
Speaker 3: Oh um.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 4: Seven nine okay, seven ninety nine?
Speaker 3: Locked in?
Speaker 4: Anna?
Speaker 2: Oh mine was going to be I'm gonna say ten even.
Speaker 5: Anna is close as it's thirteen sixty for the All Stars.
Speaker 1: Again, what a great value this is the waffle house
Speaker 1: price is price is right? Anna wins round one. Let's
Speaker 1: go to the do this one. Anna, you bid first
Speaker 1: this time?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 5: Moving on, We're gonna do the Dalmonico Steak and eggs.
Speaker 3: Dalmonico's.
Speaker 4: What is dacon egg?
Speaker 5: What is it's just the name of the steak and eggs.
Speaker 5: I wish I could tell you details. Just imagine a
Speaker 5: steak that comes with eggs the Delmonico.
Speaker 2: Annah, alright, I'm.
Speaker 5: Gonna do ten ninety nine, okay, and then Aaron, I'll
Speaker 5: go twelve ninety nine.
Speaker 1: Aaron is closest seven. Okay, time breaking round. Here, a
Speaker 1: Ron goes fast.
Speaker 3: All right, here we go fast.
Speaker 5: But all right, Aaron, your waffle house price is right.
Speaker 5: Item is a chocolate chip waffle. Oh, chocolate chip waffle.
Speaker 5: Let's go five dollars okay, Anna, I would say six.
Speaker 3: Anna is close at six fifty.
Speaker 4: A a a Ron. It was fun to play with you.
Speaker 4: Have a great day in the warehouse.
Speaker 2: Thank you, guys, have a great day.
Speaker 4: Thank you, my friend, Anna, You're a winner. Going to
Speaker 4: Jonas Brothers. Oh yeah, who are you gonna take with you?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 7: You know what.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I think it's gonna be my sister.
Speaker 4: Nice choice.
Speaker 3: He's gonna be, honestly a run.
Speaker 4: All right, nice job. We'll have more tickets for you
Speaker 4: tomorrow in row number three.
Speaker 1: It either like seven twenty or eight twenty, We're not sure,
Speaker 1: but we'll have tickets at both seven twenty and eight,
Speaker 1: twenty tomorrow on KDWB speaking to waffle House Jonas Brothers.
Speaker 1: Waffle House Jonas Brothers one O one point three k
Speaker 1: d WUB, I'm the Dave Ryan Show. We get third
Speaker 1: row tickets tomorrow we are Ab'll get third row and
Speaker 1: then second row on Thursday and then guess what front
Speaker 1: row fried and I'm gonna send you out to dinner
Speaker 1: at Chea Cheese. You wish you had a choice between
Speaker 1: dinner at Chea Cheese and Jonas Brothers, Jenny, which one
Speaker 1: would you take?
Speaker 2: Gee?
Speaker 5: Gee's?
Speaker 4: Would you really?
Speaker 3: I don't know? Stop I think so.
Speaker 6: I would only want to go to the Jonas Brothers,
Speaker 6: mostly because All American Rejects is opening for them. That's
Speaker 6: where I would like to be at that concert.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did not hear this.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, do we know if they're gonna bring out
Speaker 7: any special guests. I know they've been having a couple
Speaker 7: of people like Demi Levado, John Legend.
Speaker 4: They've been very random.
Speaker 3: You're still hoping.
Speaker 1: What's their song? I love their song. It's the very
Speaker 1: positive one, the All American Rejects. It's yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: very positive one. Move along, move Along. I love the
Speaker 1: message in that song. It's just it's a lot of
Speaker 1: people just like love the song, but I actually like
Speaker 1: the lyrics. Oh what is zip coding? Forget about what's
Speaker 1: your sign? These days people are asking what's your zip code?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 1: The reasons might seem obvious. We'll tell you more about
Speaker 1: that one and a woman goes crazy with her Halloween
Speaker 1: decorations in Minnesota. We'll tell you about it all coming
Speaker 1: up next on you can't make the There's a new
Speaker 1: thing in the dating world that you have to deal with,
Speaker 1: but actually sounds kind of beneficial.
Speaker 4: It's called zip coding.
Speaker 1: And I don't know whether like some reporter makes up
Speaker 1: these terms or what. But forget about what's your sign?
Speaker 1: They're gonna say what's your zip code? Where people limit
Speaker 1: their romantic prospects to people who live in the same
Speaker 1: zip code or at least close by, because you don't
Speaker 1: want to have somebody like they did live in Chaska
Speaker 1: and they live in White Bear Lake.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just too far. It's just too darn far.
Speaker 5: I think of that every time I swipe on the
Speaker 5: hinge Do ya on that You're way too far away?
Speaker 1: It might seem practical, but experts say that focusing on
Speaker 1: geography alone can lead to disappointment and missed opportunities. Basically,
Speaker 1: they say you should look beyond location and focus instead
Speaker 1: on shared values and the real connection.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but if you're driving forty five minutes to an hour,
Speaker 5: I don't disagree cruly not.
Speaker 6: I was gonna say, I dated someone in Woodbury once
Speaker 6: when I lived in Uptown, and it was always at
Speaker 6: least a thirty minute drive and I hated it.
Speaker 7: Oh, it is annoying, Like even in Jersey A listen,
Speaker 7: I had to do long distance my girlfriend.
Speaker 4: We lived an hour and some change from each other. Jeez,
Speaker 4: that's still way to work.
Speaker 3: That's too far.
Speaker 1: Halloween season is here. Walking around the neighborhood. There is
Speaker 1: a bunch, I mean, almost everybody except us. They got
Speaker 1: their their Halloween pumpkins out. Yeah, and a lot of
Speaker 1: people have got the elaborate you know, graveyard decorations and
Speaker 1: all of that. So there's a woman in Minneapolis. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to find the story. Her yard is decorated to
Speaker 1: the life of a show ghoul. It's all a Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift theme. It's probably online somewhere if you look for it.
Speaker 3: I could.
Speaker 6: Oh, I don't have her actual Instagram, but there's a
Speaker 6: like it's called maybe Bailey knows Axis Twin Cities, Oh
Speaker 6: Axios Axios. Yeah, and they posted about it as soon
Speaker 6: as she had it up. But yes, life of a
Speaker 6: show Ghoul and then all the graveyard stuff with Kanye
Speaker 6: in there and Scooter bron and then her album cover
Speaker 6: is like a lot of orange and like in Showgirl outfits.
Speaker 6: So there's just the skeletons dressed in Showgirl outfit.
Speaker 4: Oh, this is funny.
Speaker 7: I'm looking at pictures some of the skeletons and stuff
Speaker 7: they have, like orange, like feather boas and oranges. Not
Speaker 7: only Halloween, but Taylor Swift's color for this album. It
Speaker 7: says Miranda, I don't wan to say. Her last name
Speaker 7: is decked out with a giant skeleton dress as Showgirl
Speaker 7: era Taylor Swift. Meanwhile, Jason Kelsey and Travis Kelsey skeleton's
Speaker 7: watch on from a New Frights podcast table. Close by
Speaker 7: is a graveyard of headstones of ghosts from Taylor Swims past,
Speaker 7: including Scooter Braun and Kanye.
Speaker 4: Oh that's funny.
Speaker 1: Today is not only Taco Tuesday, It's National Taco Day,
Speaker 1: you guys. Previously it was always on October fourth, but
Speaker 1: last year they changed it so it falls on the
Speaker 1: first Tuesday of Taco or first Tuesday of October for
Speaker 1: the Taco Tuesday tie in.
Speaker 4: A lot of places got.
Speaker 1: Deals on your tacos today. Yeah you know, I can
Speaker 1: I just say it? Can I just say it?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, you boy got his free taco. Thank you?
Speaker 6: If you know, you know, you know you need you
Speaker 6: need like the sound effect at the end though, Yeah,
Speaker 6: thank you.
Speaker 4: Let me try it again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, you boy got his free taco.
Speaker 1: Oh thank you. That's online somewhere.
Speaker 3: Is that a you bet? Is that a thing that
Speaker 3: you know?
Speaker 4: No, it's it's a kid.
Speaker 1: He's probably about eighteen years old, and he's standing by
Speaker 1: his skateboard. Him and his dopey buddies are like, you know,
Speaker 1: they must have got a free taco. It's one free taco,
Speaker 1: and it's friend says how much you pay for that taco?
Speaker 1: And the kids all cocky and arrogant. He's like about
Speaker 1: to take a bite and he's like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, you boys got his free taco and
Speaker 4: he says oh in taco steps on his skateboard by accident,
Speaker 4: falls and spills his taco everywhere. It broke my heart.
Speaker 1: And did you know Taco Bell has been trying to
Speaker 1: find this guy for like ten years.
Speaker 4: They can't find him.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because we talked about that once and then you
Speaker 6: gave me an assignment to try to find him too.
Speaker 3: I couldn't find him.
Speaker 6: You're like, if you can get him on the phone
Speaker 6: the show, you were going to buy me a bunch
Speaker 6: of Taco Bell or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll try. I couldn't find him.
Speaker 1: I can't believe nobody could find him. You would think
Speaker 1: this kid would come forward and be on the Jimmy
Speaker 1: Fallon show me.
Speaker 3: What about free Shivaka do?
Speaker 4: That's the one.
Speaker 3: I was thinking fresh avocado.
Speaker 5: There's a sign and somebody reads and they go free
Speaker 5: shavaka do. So that's what I thought you were like,
Speaker 5: free free shavaka.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's funny.
Speaker 1: So basically, there are different deals around for tacos, like
Speaker 1: you know, like Taco Bell is offering soft tacos for
Speaker 1: a buck today. Also Elo Loco, which they don't have here.
Speaker 1: And but somebody asked what is the worst taco topping?
Speaker 1: The most popular bad taco toppings are cilantro, which is
Speaker 1: notoriously divisive.
Speaker 4: Some people love savantro. Some people say it tastes like soap.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's my friend Janie. Every time we go out
Speaker 6: to eat, we always have to go no cilantro.
Speaker 1: Did you know some people, when they have asparagus, their
Speaker 1: urine doesn't smell like asparagus.
Speaker 3: I don't believe it.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: There's a woman that works here in the office on
Speaker 1: a woman embarrass her, but she told me that when
Speaker 1: she has avocado or avocado, asparagus or urine doesn't smell
Speaker 1: like asparagus.
Speaker 6: What doesn't mean when you're you're in smells like asparagus,
Speaker 6: but you haven't ate asparagus.
Speaker 4: It means you have. Let me look it up here.
Speaker 1: Her bagana clamit area good thing.
Speaker 3: I'm going to the doctor.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Other things to put on a taco that are bad
Speaker 1: black olives, ill, lettuce, it's some people say it's the
Speaker 1: wrong type of lettuce. Shredded lettuce is fine on a taco.
Speaker 1: You get your greens in there, okay. Cheese, sour cream,
Speaker 1: pineapple radishes do not belong to the taco.
Speaker 5: On a taco, though, that taco Cardida's taco pineapple is
Speaker 5: so good, so good.
Speaker 1: A broccoli, onion, tomato salsa, especially jarrege salsa. There's a difference.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you between salsa and taco sauce.
Speaker 4: Do not confuse the two. They are different.
Speaker 1: Taco sauce is rich and viscuous, yes, and salsa is
Speaker 1: running and tomatoes.
Speaker 3: Waving his arms around.
Speaker 5: He's he's, he's off, the hands.
Speaker 3: Off on the same page as you.
Speaker 6: Salsa ruins a taco bowl or a taco itself. It
Speaker 6: makes its it down, It makes slimey and goopy and gross.
Speaker 3: What about pico.
Speaker 4: Piko's same thing as salsa.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, it's less because it's just the shredded
Speaker 7: up what is it?
Speaker 4: Onions, tomatoes and cilantro.
Speaker 5: You know what I wish I had known about my
Speaker 5: whole life street tacos. I feel like I didn't know
Speaker 5: what street tacos were until I.
Speaker 1: Took out thirty Well, I think they only came out
Speaker 1: until well, maybe ten years or so. They've been popping
Speaker 1: around here, Yeah, probably in California and Mexico.
Speaker 4: Maybe.
Speaker 1: I wonder if what like a true native Mexican would
Speaker 1: say about our tacos here.
Speaker 4: That they're trash. I don't know if they're really authentic
Speaker 4: or what.
Speaker 5: I don't like, like white people taco night, I don't
Speaker 5: like those kinds of tacos.
Speaker 3: Explain please, like where it's just.
Speaker 5: Ground beef, shredded lettuce, tomatoes, and then you maybe put
Speaker 5: on like one thing of taco sauce in a soft
Speaker 5: shell taco shell. And that's just so bored, like the
Speaker 5: tacos that you would have at school, like at school
Speaker 5: cafeteria lunch.
Speaker 3: Absolutely not.
Speaker 5: But street tacos al pastoor ooh, that stuff.
Speaker 9: Is really good. So I love a street taco. You
Speaker 9: guys once again mentioned local, local ish burritos. Burritos for
Speaker 9: them today better than Chipotle and more affordable.
Speaker 4: Also, che Cheese here in the West End just open.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised they don't have any taco. Anybody went to
Speaker 4: che Cheese yesterday? How was it?
Speaker 1: Was it as good as you remember? The only thing
Speaker 1: about che Cheese I remember when I was a kid
Speaker 1: was they would bring out this plate and they'd go,
Speaker 1: be careful, the plates are hot, and then of course
Speaker 1: you got to touch it to make sure it really
Speaker 1: is hot. If you went to Chee Cheese yesterday for
Speaker 1: the grand opening, and let us know and we'll do
Speaker 1: Dave's dirt in a minute, a little bit of Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift and of course some other stuff we've dug up,
Speaker 1: so it's not all Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4: Coming up next, it's Taco Tuesday.
Speaker 1: We got a big sidetrack a minute ago about all
Speaker 1: kinds of things like what's good on a taco? Do
Speaker 1: radishes belong on a taco? Do authentic like you know,
Speaker 1: as somebody who's like, I don't know, native to Mexico
Speaker 1: or Mexican herriage, do they look at like white people
Speaker 1: tacos and go? This is disgusting. So Daniel's on the phone. Daniel,
Speaker 1: you are from Mexico, you born and raised? Are you
Speaker 1: from here? What's the story.
Speaker 4: Rich Mexico and twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: Years so you've been exposed to our white people tacos
Speaker 1: and taco bell and taco John's. What's your opinion, Daniel?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not a real tackles.
Speaker 8: Of course everyone knows about it, but you know, like jams,
Speaker 8: like real street tackles. It's lastly you can find here
Speaker 8: in Minneapolis, like South Minneapolis, we can find the real.
Speaker 4: Street tackles, the lacious street tacles.
Speaker 8: I love it. Sometimes I sometimes like forty minutes to
Speaker 8: go to CAROUBM Minneapolis. Just go to get those tacles.
Speaker 4: Where are the place? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Where are they?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 4: I know South Minneapolis, but which place is? Name them?
Speaker 8: So I always go to a Fiendra. It's like in
Speaker 8: Lake Street and really close to the three five.
Speaker 3: W exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: We're on Lake Street anywhere on Lake Street.
Speaker 3: I've got a lot of great food over there.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Lah is the best tackles ever for me.
Speaker 4: So really interesting comment.
Speaker 8: Really, let's go there.
Speaker 2: They got the best.
Speaker 4: This is what you and I? You and I are?
Speaker 4: Are you and I are kind of friends?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 4: Daniel? Would you say we're friends? Now? Okay?
Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right, amigo, all right, amigo
Speaker 1: doing that? I'm gonna say you are my amigo. And
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say I used to have an amigo in Phoenix.
Speaker 1: His name is Lorenzo. We used to call him Lorenzo
Speaker 1: the Latin Lover. He used to make me tomaly's every year.
Speaker 1: I'm only asking, since you're mi amigo, how about some tomali's, Daniel.
Speaker 8: Oh, I want to say I got this place to
Speaker 8: the best tamalis in Minnesota, to the lad.
Speaker 4: The best Okay, write that down. Where's it again?
Speaker 3: Alright?
Speaker 6: I found it Laloma, Yes, and Street in Minneapolis.
Speaker 4: One more question for you.
Speaker 2: Daniel, Mexico.
Speaker 8: It I mean it was like a great matamala from me.
Speaker 7: Okay, got one more question, Daniel, Vidia Tacos best Vidia
Speaker 7: Tacos in Minnesota.
Speaker 8: Veri Tacos.
Speaker 4: Now you guys become with the.
Speaker 8: Yeah with the console, right, but it is really good,
Speaker 8: like we really love it.
Speaker 5: But the vera tare tacos.
Speaker 8: You can find that same in Lake Street and the
Speaker 8: restaurant holes Quarter Millia.
Speaker 4: That means the four something or other. Yeah, job, Dave,
Speaker 4: that's the dual lingo.
Speaker 3: There's multiple locations at that place. There's one in that one.
Speaker 4: You want any culture, Daniel says, just hang out on Lake.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Daniel, have a great Hispanic heritage. Months I
Speaker 4: would say hi to Jenny.
Speaker 8: I'm really in love with Jenny.
Speaker 4: In love with Jenny.
Speaker 3: Line up, take me to one of these taco plays. Yes,
Speaker 3: we can talk ta.
Speaker 8: Ho tacos, Jenny if you want to.
Speaker 4: Gosh, Jenny said love. All right, let's do the dirty.
Speaker 3: Now the news that has Hollywood talking Dave's dirt.
Speaker 4: On Katie W b All right, let's see what we
Speaker 4: got here.
Speaker 1: Kathy Griffin makes her bid to be the Golden Bachelor Red.
Speaker 4: Here's Kathy Griffin.
Speaker 3: Sixty four, single and sexy.
Speaker 6: So I would like to be the next Golden Bachelorette.
Speaker 4: Probably not going to happen, but she might.
Speaker 6: Honestly though, because they went out of their way. The
Speaker 6: person that they just casted for the Bachelorette. She's from
Speaker 6: the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and was like a
Speaker 6: TikTok star.
Speaker 3: So I think they're kind of switching.
Speaker 6: Up who they're picking for things because they need better ratings.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I think so it could happen.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 6: Also, Robin Williams's daughter is pretty upset right now with
Speaker 6: people because they have been generating a lot of AI
Speaker 6: videos of her late father, and so she went to
Speaker 6: Instagram yesterday. Her name is Selda, and she said, please
Speaker 6: stop sending me AI videos and my dad, if you've
Speaker 6: got any decency, stop doing this to him and me.
Speaker 6: And it is so gross that people do something like that.
Speaker 1: It is and I think that people are misguided. I
Speaker 1: saw that story, and I think that people are probably thinking, oh,
Speaker 1: this is very sweet. She will love to see an
Speaker 1: AI video of her dad blah blah blah.
Speaker 4: But if she doesn't like it, then you don't do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how I would feel, but yeah,
Speaker 1: that's inconsiderate and an invasion of your own personal life
Speaker 1: for sure.
Speaker 7: I'm not laughing at that, but I was getting out
Speaker 7: of hand. I saw a video. It was Martin Luther
Speaker 7: King and JFK doing ding dong ditch on Elvis Presley,
Speaker 7: and I was just like, he is so insane?
Speaker 4: I saw what why?
Speaker 1: But it said it said it was It was showing
Speaker 1: Elvis Presley in concert and he was throwing grenades into
Speaker 1: the audience, and it said Elvis Presley, the King of
Speaker 1: rock and Roll, earned that title because when crowds were
Speaker 1: too loud at his concert, he would throw a grenade
Speaker 1: into the audience. So here's Elvis houcking grenades into the
Speaker 1: audience while he's singing, and it's so stupid history.
Speaker 4: Could I play this one that I hold on?
Speaker 7: It's it's Martin Luther King at his one of his
Speaker 7: speeches dream nothing Holiday.
Speaker 4: You can like, what am I gonna?
Speaker 3: I don't think we can laugh at that one?
Speaker 4: But the holiday is crazy?
Speaker 6: But that was like one of the most historical speeches
Speaker 6: of all time.
Speaker 3: I want to.
Speaker 6: David and I were chuckling at mister Rogers earlier because
Speaker 6: mister Rogers.
Speaker 3: You can't play a table.
Speaker 4: No I can't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't because it's a swear word.
Speaker 6: But it's like, yeah, if you ever want to hear
Speaker 6: about the Blizzard of ninety six ninety one, just ask
Speaker 6: any Minnesota Minnesotan. They'll tell you all about it. And
Speaker 6: he swears in it, and I was like, oh, this
Speaker 6: is so sweet. Mister Rogers is doing.
Speaker 3: This, and the end he goes all.
Speaker 1: I saw one in ai bit last night where it
Speaker 1: was a football player, and I don't follow NFL football
Speaker 1: closely enough to know who he was, but it was real.
Speaker 1: He was at a press conference and he's talking about
Speaker 1: how one of his teammates was running for a touchdown
Speaker 1: and then he dropped the ball at the one yard line,
Speaker 1: kind of showboating. You know how they run into the
Speaker 1: end zone, they'll drop the ball. This guy was show boating,
Speaker 1: dropped the ball a little bit too early and lost
Speaker 1: the game. And he's saying he's blank and worthless. He
Speaker 1: should be fired. I can't believe this worthless player who's
Speaker 1: only gotten five hundred yards in his entire career, was
Speaker 1: such a loser and had to show boat. And I'm like, good,
Speaker 1: then it's gotta be AI. But that was the most
Speaker 1: realistic AI I've ever seen.
Speaker 5: It's gonna start being better at spot in it be like, hey,
Speaker 5: they've got a weird finger or their hair is too perfect. Well,
Speaker 5: speaking of some AI, Ridley Scott, who is a director
Speaker 5: of a lot of very famous movies, he thinks that
Speaker 5: movies today are a bunch of bulkcoorn Essentially. He said,
Speaker 5: ten percent is pretty good, top five percent is great,
Speaker 5: but all of the other movies are saved and made
Speaker 5: more expensive by digital effects because they haven't got anything
Speaker 5: else to stand on.
Speaker 3: So he said, all of the movies today are.
Speaker 4: S H I T.
Speaker 3: And we're drowning.
Speaker 5: All right, sorry guys, I'm new to spell it. Okay,
Speaker 5: We're drowning in mediocrity. That's what Relely Scott says. I'm
Speaker 5: acting out of this one.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 7: I'm going to be the first to open the Taylor
Speaker 7: Swift can of worm. She was on the Tonight Shore
Speaker 7: last last night doing a takeover, and she was explaining
Speaker 7: why she's not doing the Super Bowl. She said, we
Speaker 7: were always able to tell jay Z the truth. Jay
Speaker 7: Z and Rock Nation are who are in charge of
Speaker 7: choosing the act. And she said that she's in love
Speaker 7: with a guy who does that sport on the actual field, Travis.
Speaker 7: She said, can you imagine if like he's out there
Speaker 7: every single week putting his life on the line, doing
Speaker 7: this very dangerous, very high pressure, high intensity sport. And
Speaker 7: I'm like, I wonder what my cooreo, what my choreo
Speaker 7: should be. And this has nothing to do with Travis.
Speaker 7: He would love for me to do it. I'm just
Speaker 7: too locked in.
Speaker 4: And we've all we all suspected. Although when she did
Speaker 4: the podcast, they were easter eggs.
Speaker 7: I felt it was too predictable for her to do
Speaker 7: the super Bowl and possibly Travis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good point, I mean, because it seemed
Speaker 1: like that's what we got out of it. There was
Speaker 1: like a like a replica of the Vince Lombardi Trophy
Speaker 1: in the background, and she was talking about sourdough and
Speaker 1: sourdough Sam and that type of thing. Here she is
Speaker 1: talking about getting engaged to Travis Kelcey.
Speaker 3: He's just my favorite person I've ever met. No offense
Speaker 3: to everyone else.
Speaker 4: But the fact that the fact that this is.
Speaker 5: The person that I get to hang out with every
Speaker 5: day forever is just like that's that's.
Speaker 3: The whole thing of it.
Speaker 7: You look at that and you're like, I got to
Speaker 7: hang out with him forever, and this represents that.
Speaker 4: That is so manufactured.
Speaker 3: I think that's all she talks about.
Speaker 4: Now, just the all play it again the audience. Awe, well, that's.
Speaker 3: What they always do with the crowd.
Speaker 4: Aweside comes on.
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