Speaker 1: It's Joe in the morning.
Speaker 2: I think my wife is trying to kill me, and
Speaker 2: if I do die, I would like this to be
Speaker 2: my last words.
Speaker 1: She killed me.
Speaker 2: Okay, now they got that out there and the police
Speaker 2: are going to be investigating. She has been forcing me
Speaker 2: to exercise and I'm not happy with this. Let me,
Speaker 2: let me explain what's going on. So we were just
Speaker 2: in Chicago, and my wife is one of those people
Speaker 2: that I could never live in downtown Detroit, downtown Grand Rapids,
Speaker 2: downtown Toledo, or downtown anywhere. I don't want to live downtown.
Speaker 2: I need to live in a rural place.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I need to live in a
Speaker 2: rural place. I need to live in a place that
Speaker 2: is not walkable. I need to live in a place
Speaker 2: that literally, if I have to go to a store,
Speaker 2: I've got to get in a car and I've got
Speaker 2: to drive to it, because if it was up to
Speaker 2: my wife, I would have to walk to go do everything.
Speaker 2: So we're in Chico and we would go to a
Speaker 2: bunch of different places. We were staying in a hotel
Speaker 2: that was right by the where the event was at,
Speaker 2: and I would say to Chelsea, go where are we
Speaker 2: doing today, you know, because we had a couple of
Speaker 2: days just kind of killing until in between the events,
Speaker 2: she'd be like, oh, well, we're going to meet so
Speaker 2: and sos and so and sos and we're going to
Speaker 2: go meet them over at such and such.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, great.
Speaker 2: So i'd go, I'll get the uber and she'd be
Speaker 2: like no, no, no, no, we're going to walk there. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, how far is the walk and she
Speaker 2: would say, oh, it's not that far, it's actually close.
Speaker 2: So what I would do was I would judge it
Speaker 2: based on how much the uber would say it was
Speaker 2: going to cost to go there. And if the uber
Speaker 2: said it was going to cost twelve dollars or more,
Speaker 2: it was too far for me, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: it was going to be worth a drive or you know,
Speaker 2: getting into a car. Then I started looking at mileage
Speaker 2: wise and I started realizing, okay, let's see how many
Speaker 2: miles I was doing. I was doing at least eighteen
Speaker 2: thousand steps a day. Now, mind you, you're not supposed
Speaker 2: to do more than ten thousand steps a day.
Speaker 1: She said that, yeah, what.
Speaker 2: They say, get it, get ten thousand steps a day.
Speaker 2: They don't say, get twelve thousand or eleven thousand or
Speaker 2: eighteen thousand steps a day.
Speaker 1: Ten thousand is the floor?
Speaker 2: Ten ten thousand, No, no, no, ten thousand. It's the ceilings.
Speaker 2: Not If you go higher than that, you could die,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like, you got to be
Speaker 2: somewhere in between. You get these fats me. So there
Speaker 2: was one part where we were this is kind of wild.
Speaker 2: She's like, and she's like, the weather is beautiful. I'm like,
Speaker 2: the weather's not beautiful. I have to wear a coat.
Speaker 2: It's not beautiful, like it's cold outside. And then today
Speaker 2: she just texted me a second ago she's like, I
Speaker 2: just hope that you know that when you come home today,
Speaker 2: we're going for a walk because she's trying to keep
Speaker 2: the streak alive. And then she'll pull this whole little
Speaker 2: crap like, you know, it's not good for you to
Speaker 2: sit on the couch all day after working all day,
Speaker 2: you sit during the show, you know this whole thing.
Speaker 2: Are you the type of first off, if and Kevin's
Speaker 2: like the floor, the sea lane, to the floor, to
Speaker 2: the windows, to the.
Speaker 1: Walls, sweat drop down your boss.
Speaker 2: Which it was, that's how that it was I know
Speaker 2: Kevin where he lives? Now I know where Kevin lives.
Speaker 2: If Kevin you had to go walk or I'm sorry
Speaker 2: you had to go to because I know where you live.
Speaker 2: If you had to go to the rents End, would
Speaker 2: you get in your car and drive there?
Speaker 1: Or would you walk? I'm not walking. I know you're not.
Speaker 1: I grab a bird or something like that before I walk.
Speaker 1: Do you understand you? Do you understand how that was?
Speaker 2: Actually like the distance that Chelsea would make me go
Speaker 2: from your from your place to say something.
Speaker 3: Like walker I do. I used to get twenty thousand
Speaker 3: steps a day before this. I also have walked from
Speaker 3: where I live downtown to Eastern Market multiple times.
Speaker 1: Wait, so how far of a walk is at? Let's
Speaker 1: let's google? Should we?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 2: Wait a second? So you said, uh Apple Apple Max Maps.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't say where I live.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say where you live. But you living down?
Speaker 2: You lived you lived in? Did you walk when you
Speaker 2: lived in Torktown?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: But I would walk from Corktown to downtown almost every day.
Speaker 1: Can we just say, like a hotel is that around?
Speaker 3: That's around?
Speaker 1: I mean you don't live too?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you live in the Shinola Hotel, my kids,
Speaker 1: if I could live there, The Sweet Life of Zach
Speaker 1: and Cody. Uh you know how far that is?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, hold on, so it takes like a
Speaker 3: half hour.
Speaker 1: It doesn't even give you the option to walk.
Speaker 2: When you put it in your phone on your Google Maps,
Speaker 2: it says car No, it says car card. Okay, here's
Speaker 2: the okay, here it says it's Oh my god, it's
Speaker 2: all it is is one point three miles. That looks
Speaker 2: like it's longer than one point three miles.
Speaker 3: You walk, Okay, No, Mojo's phone just knows he doesn't
Speaker 3: want to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not giving me the option.
Speaker 2: Honestly, any walk in downtown is stupid because first off,
Speaker 2: you walk in a sidewalk in this city and you're
Speaker 2: falling in holes like there's like, no, there's no st
Speaker 2: like in Chicago. At least you got you got, you know,
Speaker 2: nice places to walk there in the city. All of
Speaker 2: a sudden, next thing, you know, it's like a bridge falls.
Speaker 4: The only area that that semi true is on Woodward.
Speaker 1: We're those statues at what I'm must saying.
Speaker 4: Right off Grand Circus Park, Grand Circus Park, like right
Speaker 4: like so you're going down what were you pass the
Speaker 4: fox the year, Yeah, little season. Then it's a street
Speaker 4: and it's right at one of those Yeah, it's not
Speaker 4: a slidewalk there at all.
Speaker 1: I don't even get you.
Speaker 2: They don't even give you a four warning that it's coming, like, hey,
Speaker 2: you should probably go to the other side of the
Speaker 2: road because all of a sudden, next thing, you know,
Speaker 2: it's like you're you're dead the street. So so there
Speaker 2: was one walk that we had and this was pretty
Speaker 2: wild because we were we were staying close.
Speaker 1: To uh, I guess it was.
Speaker 2: It was kind of if you know Chicago at all,
Speaker 2: it was Maggie Daily Park, so it's close to that bean.
Speaker 2: You know, that bean is that stupid thing that everybody
Speaker 2: likes to take pictures, so that flicks. So we're staying
Speaker 2: in that area and Chelsea wants to go and she
Speaker 2: wants to walk, and it's where my sister lives in Chicago.
Speaker 2: And my where my sister lives in Chicago is way
Speaker 2: past anywhere on Michigan Avenue, Like Michigan Avenue ends, and
Speaker 2: now all of a sudden it becomes Lakeshore Drive. So
Speaker 2: it's like that's how far it was, and I'm like, there,
Speaker 2: what are you talking about? And I wanted to do
Speaker 2: what you were talking about? Those birds, those scooters I.
Speaker 3: Would love to see.
Speaker 2: I've been on a scooter before, like my kids school
Speaker 2: the scooters when they had razor stools.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, we're and.
Speaker 2: We're walking, and I like, Chelsea, there's a there's I'm
Speaker 2: counting in the cars that say Uber in them. I'm like,
Speaker 2: there's an uber right there, there's an Uber in there.
Speaker 2: And then I'm started going Uber everywhere, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. And then there's cabs driving by, there's buses
Speaker 2: driving by. I'm like, we should do public transportation somehow.
Speaker 2: What's up, Sean?
Speaker 1: How you doing?
Speaker 6: I what's going on? My Joe?
Speaker 5: You just had me thinking, I really think my job
Speaker 5: is trying to kill me. Why because I get I
Speaker 5: get eleven thousand plus steps in a day. Oh right now,
Speaker 5: I just looked at my watch. I'm at two thousand,
Speaker 5: three hundred and four steps.
Speaker 1: What do you do? Main Ne's work.
Speaker 3: They're keeping you healthy.
Speaker 1: Eleven thousand steps a day is a lot of steps.
Speaker 1: What postal workers get that don't drive their vehicles? You know, gosh,
Speaker 1: it's got to be crazy.
Speaker 5: They got to be getting twenty thousand plus a day.
Speaker 2: If I got a job with the post office and
Speaker 2: they told me you're in Royal Oak and you gotta
Speaker 2: go walk house to house, I tell them go screw
Speaker 2: themselves on me. Which, by the way, do the postal
Speaker 2: workers that walk? Are they fat? Because I've never seen,
Speaker 2: honestly a skinny postal worker that works in one of
Speaker 2: those vehicles, Like you see a postal worker that works
Speaker 2: in one of the vehicles, and they're usually kind of
Speaker 2: a little chunkier. And I wonder if the postal workers
Speaker 2: that do the neighborhoods where they have to actually get
Speaker 2: up and down and you know, do a little walking.
Speaker 2: I wonder if they're the ones that are the in
Speaker 2: shape postal or shape. What's up, Dustin? How you doing?
Speaker 1: Not too bad? How you guys are doing it? Dustin?
Speaker 2: Besides the fact that my wife is trying to kill
Speaker 2: me because she wants to collect the insurance money, I'm okay,
Speaker 2: what's going on?
Speaker 1: Oh not much that?
Speaker 6: Then?
Speaker 1: What you called me?
Speaker 5: I get anywhere from twelve to twenty two thousand steps
Speaker 5: a day.
Speaker 1: What are you doing with that? I do long care?
Speaker 1: Oh so you're on lock. You're pushing lawnmower the entire time. Huh.
Speaker 5: No, I do a riding mower, but I with whipping
Speaker 5: and everything with the weed whipping and then blowing.
Speaker 1: You watch that much whip?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I actually look at those guys that are
Speaker 2: on I don't know if you have one of those.
Speaker 2: Do you have one of those push mowers that actually
Speaker 2: you jump on the little deck and it whips you around.
Speaker 5: We have one, but we don't use it much.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So like those guys that are on those things, that
Speaker 2: would be a good job for me. I could hold
Speaker 2: on to the handlebars, you know, or maybe I get
Speaker 2: one of those things. Next time I'm going in the
Speaker 2: city and I'm walking, I'll take a lawnmower driving around.
Speaker 2: I just twenty two thousand steps a day. Bro, that's
Speaker 2: like Disney World type of numbers.
Speaker 1: I was looking.
Speaker 2: Hold on, let me look at my steps here for
Speaker 2: one second. I want to see how how much I had.
Speaker 4: I walked to the kitchen, I walked to the bathroom,
Speaker 4: and I walked to my coach.
Speaker 3: No, you probably get a lot of steps on game
Speaker 3: days when you're walking around the arena.
Speaker 1: How you should check that out. We'll chack tomorrow. We
Speaker 1: got a game.
Speaker 2: I'll see tomorrow when you go up and down because
Speaker 2: you have to go back and forth at the whole stadium.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest it.
Speaker 4: Some days I'm in the mood to walk around, and
Speaker 4: then some days I do my thing and go sit down.
Speaker 1: All right, let me show it, let me make sense.
Speaker 1: Let me show you my steps.
Speaker 2: My least amount of steps that I had was on Sunday,
Speaker 2: and that was I think because we were in the
Speaker 2: car driving.
Speaker 1: So we were.
Speaker 2: There Wednesday through the I had fourteen thousand steps, thirteen
Speaker 2: thousand steps, twenty two thousand.
Speaker 1: I am almost dead. What was that day? That was?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Friday? Who was holding your phone?
Speaker 2: No? That was Friday because we went to remember, we
Speaker 2: went to like up by Wrigley Field, and so she
Speaker 2: made us and we had to get out of the
Speaker 2: car because the uber smelly uber driver. Saturday was fourteen
Speaker 2: thousand steps and seven thousand steps was Sunday. My average
Speaker 2: average is trash in my effort. Even with all those
Speaker 2: my average is only seven thousand steps better than me.
Speaker 1: What's yours? My average October was five thousand.
Speaker 2: Really, you did not go trick or treating did you
Speaker 2: that came to you with your candy do?
Speaker 1: Hey, Musa, what's Upmosa?
Speaker 6: I was going mojo, how ll going?
Speaker 1: We're doing? Okay? What's happening?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: No much so I'm listening to our numbers either like
Speaker 6: my numberless.
Speaker 1: Is just high or y'alls are just low?
Speaker 6: Could I average about fifteen k?
Speaker 1: What do you do? Are you running from the law?
Speaker 6: No? No, I do a lot of anthicart door dash
Speaker 6: and I walked off.
Speaker 2: Oh there you go. You're the kind of guy I
Speaker 2: wants my doordasher, not the one. I had a guy
Speaker 2: leave his the door dash on my driveway. I had
Speaker 2: to walk out and go to the end of the
Speaker 2: driveway trip it. Yeah, oh no, left the picture. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I had the bag right there.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of door and just put it on,
Speaker 1: just driving and then took a picture. Man, you gotta
Speaker 1: be healthy, I'm sure.
Speaker 6: Huh yeah, for sure. Athlete.
Speaker 1: So wow, it's normal. So I don't know if you
Speaker 1: know that. Hold on like that.
Speaker 2: You're running his Joe mom Royce as his old job.
Speaker 2: He used to get fifty thousand to eighty thousand steps
Speaker 2: a day.
Speaker 1: There's no way. What did you do?
Speaker 6: I used to work for Fedegg, and they gave me
Speaker 6: a round that the old guy couldn't handle because it
Speaker 6: was a rural route and a lot of them had
Speaker 6: them half mile long driveways where I trust one't fit,
Speaker 6: so they gave them to me because they know I
Speaker 6: just told the bus on my shoulder and just run down.
Speaker 1: The drive in and deliver. That's insane, and that's between
Speaker 1: an eight to ten hour period.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and what kind of weight you guy? What do
Speaker 2: you weigh right now?
Speaker 6: I'm I'm probably about to eighty from what I used
Speaker 6: to be a lot of weight.
Speaker 2: A fifty thousand and eighty thousand step guy can't be fat.
Speaker 6: You're fat tall, I'm about I'm about to eighty, but
Speaker 6: I'm about six thirty.
Speaker 1: Okay, what did you used to weigh?
Speaker 2: Cool?
Speaker 6: Years ago? I hit almost four hundred, like, I don't know.
Speaker 6: I don't know, big guy years ago. But after getting
Speaker 6: sick and everything, that's why I helped lose a lot
Speaker 6: of weight.
Speaker 2: Sadly, that's amazing. Wow, that's unbelievable. Rose says that you
Speaker 2: went to Chicago walk so much.
Speaker 1: What did you need? Rose?
Speaker 6: Oh, Ma, and my sister went and got foot massages
Speaker 6: from the Chinese spa.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, where do you get those? You get
Speaker 2: them in town here or.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was downtown.
Speaker 5: I can't remember what it was called, honestly, but it
Speaker 5: was well worth it.
Speaker 6: They they knew what they were doing.
Speaker 1: I like that. I want to they only do feet.
Speaker 5: They only do feet, and it's like, yeah, it was
Speaker 5: like a foot massage, like foot spa, but they give
Speaker 5: an extra tug of
Speaker 2: The big to