Speaker 1: All right, it's Mojoe in the morning.
Speaker 2: So we went to dinner last night, and this is
Speaker 2: going to cause problems because I'm never going to be
Speaker 2: invited back ever again. Chelsea will because they love Chelsea,
Speaker 2: but they'll never invite me back again. So we went
Speaker 2: over to a friend's house to eat, and the food
Speaker 2: just ain't no good.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know that song. I have no idea.
Speaker 3: Haven't you ever gone to a friend's house to eat
Speaker 3: and the food just ain't no good? Okay, So okay,
Speaker 3: I believe you.
Speaker 2: All right, So we go to a friend's house to
Speaker 2: eat and we're Chelsea and I were invited over during
Speaker 2: the day yesterday. They're like, hey, you want to come
Speaker 2: on over. We're going to be doing a little you know,
Speaker 2: grilling out. And we're like, okay, it's a beautiful night.
Speaker 2: It was actually gorgeous. So went over there, show up
Speaker 2: at their house. Typically, when you go to somebody's home
Speaker 2: to eat, you already kind of know what the food
Speaker 2: is going to be. It was grill food, like they'll
Speaker 2: have it out, they'll just like make it. This particular
Speaker 2: guy didn't do the grill a whole bunch, put it
Speaker 2: on the plate plate the big platter and then go
Speaker 2: help yourselves. It was, hey, uh, Tom, what would you
Speaker 2: like a hot dog hamburger?
Speaker 1: And I go, oh, I love hot dog? Okay, great.
Speaker 2: So he goes out there and he grills what looks
Speaker 2: like a nice good.
Speaker 1: Amount of food.
Speaker 2: I didn't count anything. I wouldn't say plethora, a decent
Speaker 2: amount of food. I saw some food on his ground.
Speaker 2: Here's what ended up happening. Here's what ended up happening.
Speaker 1: I got a yes swear.
Speaker 2: So we come out and whatever, and you know, and
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say names because that will even
Speaker 2: make it worse. But the wonderful wife goes, is that
Speaker 2: all you're gonna eat?
Speaker 1: And I go, I guess, so this is all?
Speaker 2: And has anybody ever had this happen to them where
Speaker 2: they go over to a friend or relative's house and
Speaker 2: there's just not enough food like that?
Speaker 1: Somebody you there was one time?
Speaker 2: Remember we went to his house and he was like, okay,
Speaker 2: so I don't think I arn enough food. So everybody
Speaker 2: gets all tricken gender and I think I had four grapes.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I went to Chelsea told me to go get it.
Speaker 2: Chelsea told me to go get a fruit platter. And
Speaker 2: a veggie platter from the grocery store, and I went
Speaker 2: to go get it and all they had was a
Speaker 2: little it was so it was the little fruit platter.
Speaker 1: No, you did end up ordering more food.
Speaker 2: I did, but it was that is true though this case. Honestly,
Speaker 2: this was a definite I go home. I'm going home hungry,
Speaker 2: absolutely because it was crazy.
Speaker 1: Didn't you ask for another hot dog?
Speaker 2: I ended up getting first off Chelsea because she doesn't
Speaker 2: eat that much. Chelsea ended up giving me half of
Speaker 2: her burger, which was which was good, and then she
Speaker 2: got half of my hot dogs, so we actually ate. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it seemed like enough protein. But long story short, long
Speaker 2: story short. I don't think he was doing it because
Speaker 2: he's cheap. I just think that he just maybe he was.
Speaker 2: You know, usually when you entertain, if you have that's it.
Speaker 2: I think you're not eaters, like like my my family
Speaker 2: are eaters, Anna like we overly? Oh okay, all right,
Speaker 2: hold on, is that a sexual thing?
Speaker 1: It is? But yes, your family does like to eat.
Speaker 1: I understand what okay, if you know what I mean? Wow?
Speaker 1: Where are there sides?
Speaker 2: There was potato salad and macaroni salad, which macaroni salad
Speaker 2: I cannot do because it's got pasta potato salad.
Speaker 1: I just wasn't in the mood for a potato. So
Speaker 1: you actually just had single so I had no, I had.
Speaker 2: That baked beans, So I had some baked beans, which
Speaker 2: I'm okay with. I eat a lot of beans. No,
Speaker 2: it was us and then their kids were there too,
Speaker 2: and he really still only made that. Know, No, he
Speaker 2: made burgers for most people. I think I was one
Speaker 2: of the only that that like.
Speaker 1: That was made to order, because that's what that's what
Speaker 1: he did. Yeah, he made it to order.
Speaker 2: And to me, that doesn't Happenbie, I buy a package
Speaker 2: of hot dogs, I buy a bunch of burgers, and
Speaker 2: I assume everybody's gonna eat hot dogs.
Speaker 1: Yes, And didn't have a plate to go home.
Speaker 2: And then I think that was the only good part
Speaker 2: of the whole thing was we had nothing to clean
Speaker 2: up them. There was empty plates with just a little
Speaker 2: bit of cheese stuck on me.
Speaker 1: And did it wrong?
Speaker 2: You gotta have double triple the amount of food just
Speaker 2: in case that's a barbecue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just might as well microwave Joe hot dog. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this was not a barbecue.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about this because we talked about in
Speaker 2: Trning News the difference between a barbecue and grilling out.
Speaker 1: This was him just grilling.
Speaker 2: It was not what you eat when you got home,
Speaker 2: oh chinning. But what did I eat when I got home?
Speaker 2: I ate a lot. I made myself a case of
Speaker 2: dia on on one of these uh egg white tortillas
Speaker 2: that I've been about so much. And I I ate
Speaker 2: some chips. I had some ann Arbor chips with the
Speaker 2: plumb market salsa. It was it was good. I was fine.
Speaker 2: I went to bed full. What's up, Amanda? How you doing?
Speaker 1: Are you guys doing okay?
Speaker 2: Do you ever have this happen to you where you
Speaker 2: go you go over to somebody's house and they just
Speaker 2: don't have enough food?
Speaker 1: Actually no, I do agree with you.
Speaker 4: But I was calling because I was curious on how
Speaker 4: many friends you lose.
Speaker 2: On the media level, it does become a very difficult situation.
Speaker 1: Usually Chelsea goes on the I'm.
Speaker 2: Sorry tour during the day while I'm at work, and
Speaker 2: then she'll say, I got a phone call, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, And then she'll tell me a little
Speaker 2: bit later. It becomes a little embarrassing. But I think
Speaker 2: tongue in cheek. They'll get it, they'll understand. They'll have
Speaker 2: more food next though. And and Amanda, this is the thing.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm helping them become party planners. Uh.
Speaker 1: And I'm an eater. I just found out form Anna.
Speaker 1: So what's going on? Nick? What's up? Buddy?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 1: How you doing? I'm hungry? Nick, what's happening?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 4: I come from a I come from a huge Italian family,
Speaker 4: and whenever we have gatherings, I never ever leave without
Speaker 4: at least four plates of food. Yeah, plus some homemade bread.
Speaker 3: And you know, I have to stop.
Speaker 4: I have to stop my no. No, I'm like, no, no,
Speaker 4: I don't need any more food. We're good, We're fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah. My grandma was alive. Yeah. Do you call her no, no,
Speaker 1: because she just says.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: No, there you go, no no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: That is the best part of being Italian, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Because Chelsea's Italian. So her grandfather was the same way,
Speaker 2: and he would just feed you. He was the skinniest
Speaker 2: man I've ever seen, but he made us all fat.
Speaker 2: He made us, you know, are fat and happy.
Speaker 1: That's a Chaldean thing too, because when we yeah, Lydia
Speaker 1: is her mom was giving us food to those the
Speaker 1: best thing ever.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Well that's do you ever see how
Speaker 2: much doma that they make when they make Yeah, what's
Speaker 2: that neck?
Speaker 1: When my Noa.
Speaker 4: Comes over, she'll cook your food and then she'll clean
Speaker 4: your kitchen as well.
Speaker 1: All right, well I got to meet your no No
Speaker 1: where are you from? Where are you from? Buddy? It's you?
Speaker 1: Is your last name Lucido?
Speaker 3: But that's I betray to you. One in the world
Speaker 3: seems to shine like you've had too much water.
Speaker 2: That's is this playing in Nona's house like just randomly
Speaker 2: like in the background.
Speaker 4: It is? It is with their perfectly white living.
Speaker 1: Room and classic over the cops.
Speaker 4: Yeah, with their up with her marble staircase.
Speaker 3: O one am the stuffs, magniff.
Speaker 1: You know what's amazing? Think about this?
Speaker 2: How is it Italians have perfectly white homes that don't
Speaker 2: have spaghetti sauce all over them from people eating? You
Speaker 2: guys must not be allowed to eat on the couch?
Speaker 2: Can you not eat on the couch?
Speaker 4: Well, let me tell you this. I have never in
Speaker 4: the in the thirty two years i've I've been alive,
Speaker 4: I have never stepped foot in that room.
Speaker 2: It's a modern room. It's the best Nick calmer often.
Speaker 2: We love you, buddy, have a great day.
Speaker 4: Absolutely you too. Thanks guys, play.
Speaker 2: This podcast for for that beautiful lady of yours. Okay,
Speaker 2: so thank you for that