WEBVTT - One Single Hot Dog 

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it's Mojoe in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>So we went to dinner last night, and this is

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<v Speaker 2>going to cause problems because I'm never going to be

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<v Speaker 2>invited back ever again. Chelsea will because they love Chelsea,

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<v Speaker 2>but they'll never invite me back again. So we went

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<v Speaker 2>over to a friend's house to eat, and the food

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<v Speaker 2>just ain't no good.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, you know that song. I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 3>Haven't you ever gone to a friend's house to eat

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<v Speaker 3>and the food just ain't no good? Okay, So okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I believe you.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So we go to a friend's house to

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<v Speaker 2>eat and we're Chelsea and I were invited over during

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<v Speaker 2>the day yesterday. They're like, hey, you want to come

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<v Speaker 2>on over. We're going to be doing a little you know,

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<v Speaker 2>grilling out. And we're like, okay, it's a beautiful night.

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<v Speaker 2>It was actually gorgeous. So went over there, show up

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<v Speaker 2>at their house. Typically, when you go to somebody's home

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<v Speaker 2>to eat, you already kind of know what the food

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<v Speaker 2>is going to be. It was grill food, like they'll

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<v Speaker 2>have it out, they'll just like make it. This particular

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<v Speaker 2>guy didn't do the grill a whole bunch, put it

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<v Speaker 2>on the plate plate the big platter and then go

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<v Speaker 2>help yourselves. It was, hey, uh, Tom, what would you

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<v Speaker 2>like a hot dog hamburger?

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<v Speaker 1>And I go, oh, I love hot dog? Okay, great.

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<v Speaker 2>So he goes out there and he grills what looks

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<v Speaker 2>like a nice good.

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<v Speaker 1>Amount of food.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't count anything. I wouldn't say plethora, a decent

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<v Speaker 2>amount of food. I saw some food on his ground.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's what ended up happening. Here's what ended up happening.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a yes swear.

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<v Speaker 2>So we come out and whatever, and you know, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to say names because that will even

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<v Speaker 2>make it worse. But the wonderful wife goes, is that

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<v Speaker 2>all you're gonna eat?

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<v Speaker 1>And I go, I guess, so this is all?

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<v Speaker 2>And has anybody ever had this happen to them where

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<v Speaker 2>they go over to a friend or relative's house and

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<v Speaker 2>there's just not enough food like that?

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody you there was one time?

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<v Speaker 2>Remember we went to his house and he was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so I don't think I arn enough food. So everybody

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<v Speaker 2>gets all tricken gender and I think I had four grapes.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to Chelsea told me to go get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Chelsea told me to go get a fruit platter. And

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<v Speaker 2>a veggie platter from the grocery store, and I went

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<v Speaker 2>to go get it and all they had was a

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<v Speaker 2>little it was so it was the little fruit platter.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you did end up ordering more food.

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<v Speaker 2>I did, but it was that is true though this case. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>this was a definite I go home. I'm going home hungry,

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely because it was crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't you ask for another hot dog?

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<v Speaker 2>I ended up getting first off Chelsea because she doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>eat that much. Chelsea ended up giving me half of

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<v Speaker 2>her burger, which was which was good, and then she

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<v Speaker 2>got half of my hot dogs, so we actually ate. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it seemed like enough protein. But long story short, long

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<v Speaker 2>story short. I don't think he was doing it because

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<v Speaker 2>he's cheap. I just think that he just maybe he was.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, usually when you entertain, if you have that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're not eaters, like like my my family

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<v Speaker 2>are eaters, Anna like we overly? Oh okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>hold on, is that a sexual thing?

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<v Speaker 1>It is? But yes, your family does like to eat.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand what okay, if you know what I mean? Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Where are there sides?

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<v Speaker 2>There was potato salad and macaroni salad, which macaroni salad

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<v Speaker 2>I cannot do because it's got pasta potato salad.

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<v Speaker 1>I just wasn't in the mood for a potato. So

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<v Speaker 1>you actually just had single so I had no, I had.

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<v Speaker 2>That baked beans, So I had some baked beans, which

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<v Speaker 2>I'm okay with. I eat a lot of beans. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it was us and then their kids were there too,

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<v Speaker 2>and he really still only made that. Know, No, he

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<v Speaker 2>made burgers for most people. I think I was one

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<v Speaker 2>of the only that that like.

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<v Speaker 1>That was made to order, because that's what that's what

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<v Speaker 1>he did. Yeah, he made it to order.

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<v Speaker 2>And to me, that doesn't Happenbie, I buy a package

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<v Speaker 2>of hot dogs, I buy a bunch of burgers, and

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<v Speaker 2>I assume everybody's gonna eat hot dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, And didn't have a plate to go home.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I think that was the only good part

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<v Speaker 2>of the whole thing was we had nothing to clean

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<v Speaker 2>up them. There was empty plates with just a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit of cheese stuck on me.

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<v Speaker 1>And did it wrong?

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta have double triple the amount of food just

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<v Speaker 2>in case that's a barbecue.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he just might as well microwave Joe hot dog. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this was not a barbecue.

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<v Speaker 2>I was thinking about this because we talked about in

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<v Speaker 2>Trning News the difference between a barbecue and grilling out.

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<v Speaker 1>This was him just grilling.

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<v Speaker 2>It was not what you eat when you got home,

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<v Speaker 2>oh chinning. But what did I eat when I got home?

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<v Speaker 2>I ate a lot. I made myself a case of

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<v Speaker 2>dia on on one of these uh egg white tortillas

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<v Speaker 2>that I've been about so much. And I I ate

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<v Speaker 2>some chips. I had some ann Arbor chips with the

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<v Speaker 2>plumb market salsa. It was it was good. I was fine.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to bed full. What's up, Amanda? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you guys doing okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you ever have this happen to you where you

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<v Speaker 2>go you go over to somebody's house and they just

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<v Speaker 2>don't have enough food?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually no, I do agree with you.

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<v Speaker 4>But I was calling because I was curious on how

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<v Speaker 4>many friends you lose.

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<v Speaker 2>On the media level, it does become a very difficult situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Usually Chelsea goes on the I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry tour during the day while I'm at work, and

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<v Speaker 2>then she'll say, I got a phone call, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean, And then she'll tell me a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit later. It becomes a little embarrassing. But I think

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<v Speaker 2>tongue in cheek. They'll get it, they'll understand. They'll have

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<v Speaker 2>more food next though. And and Amanda, this is the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I'm helping them become party planners. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm an eater. I just found out form Anna.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's going on? Nick? What's up? Buddy?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing? I'm hungry? Nick, what's happening?

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<v Speaker 3>So?

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<v Speaker 4>I come from a I come from a huge Italian family,

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<v Speaker 4>and whenever we have gatherings, I never ever leave without

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<v Speaker 4>at least four plates of food. Yeah, plus some homemade bread.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know, I have to stop.

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<v Speaker 4>I have to stop my no. No, I'm like, no, no,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't need any more food. We're good, We're fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. My grandma was alive. Yeah. Do you call her no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>because she just says.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 4>No, there you go, no no, no, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 2>That is the best part of being Italian, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>Because Chelsea's Italian. So her grandfather was the same way,

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<v Speaker 2>and he would just feed you. He was the skinniest

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<v Speaker 2>man I've ever seen, but he made us all fat.

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<v Speaker 2>He made us, you know, are fat and happy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a Chaldean thing too, because when we yeah, Lydia

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<v Speaker 1>is her mom was giving us food to those the

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<v Speaker 1>best thing ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Well that's do you ever see how

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<v Speaker 2>much doma that they make when they make Yeah, what's

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<v Speaker 2>that neck?

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<v Speaker 1>When my Noa.

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<v Speaker 4>Comes over, she'll cook your food and then she'll clean

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<v Speaker 4>your kitchen as well.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well I got to meet your no No

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<v Speaker 1>where are you from? Where are you from? Buddy? It's you?

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<v Speaker 1>Is your last name Lucido?

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<v Speaker 3>But that's I betray to you. One in the world

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<v Speaker 3>seems to shine like you've had too much water.

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<v Speaker 2>That's is this playing in Nona's house like just randomly

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<v Speaker 2>like in the background.

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<v Speaker 4>It is? It is with their perfectly white living.

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<v Speaker 1>Room and classic over the cops.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, with their up with her marble staircase.

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<v Speaker 3>O one am the stuffs, magniff.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's amazing? Think about this?

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<v Speaker 2>How is it Italians have perfectly white homes that don't

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<v Speaker 2>have spaghetti sauce all over them from people eating? You

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<v Speaker 2>guys must not be allowed to eat on the couch?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you not eat on the couch?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, let me tell you this. I have never in

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<v Speaker 4>the in the thirty two years i've I've been alive,

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<v Speaker 4>I have never stepped foot in that room.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a modern room. It's the best Nick calmer often.

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<v Speaker 2>We love you, buddy, have a great day.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely you too. Thanks guys, play.

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<v Speaker 2>This podcast for for that beautiful lady of yours. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so thank you for that