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Speaker 1: What is a dude to the graphic nature of this program.

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Speaker 2: Listener, this question is advised the Woody Showing.

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Speaker 3: This is the Woody Show.

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Speaker 4: Insensitivity Training.

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Speaker 3: Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Oiler

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Speaker 3: All right, well, uh see, looking at my calendar and

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Speaker 3: it says that today, guys, is October the twenty fourth.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna follow my finger up to the top. It's

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Speaker 3: right after the tea and right before the s Oh

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Speaker 3: you know what that means. It means that today is Friday.

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Speaker 3: Talking about it? Oh yeah, Friday, Rick Rude? Alrighty? Whatdy?

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Speaker 3: That is Greg Gory our birthday month? Boy, Menace is here?

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Speaker 5: What is that?

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Speaker 6: Woody?

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Speaker 3: Happy Friday mess? We got Gina Sea Masses here, we

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Speaker 3: got Sammy Morgan's here, Vonna is here, we got Bored,

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Speaker 3: we got Menji and you are here. We're all together.

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Speaker 3: It's Friday. Let's get through it. Welcome to the Woody Show.

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Speaker 3: Well now it's official. It's Friday. Welcome to it, Woody,

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Speaker 3: Greg Minas, Gina, Sammy Sea bat looks. The gang's all here.

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Speaker 3: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.

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Speaker 2: What look.

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Speaker 3: We're looking to get through it as quickly as we

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Speaker 3: can too. As you are. I got some weird crime

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Speaker 3: news for you. Weird crime. A weird crime story where

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Speaker 3: this family and Indiana, they came home and they found

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Speaker 3: some strange dude. It basically moved in while they were

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Speaker 3: on vacation. He had made himself right at home. He

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Speaker 3: was eating pizza rolls, he was taking naps, even feeding

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Speaker 3: the family dog. Yeah, that's not all. He also pooped

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Speaker 3: in a decorative container, despite their being numerous, by the way,

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Speaker 3: perfectly good bathrooms in this house. So they confronted him.

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Speaker 3: He offered them a hundred bucks to let him go.

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Speaker 3: They politely denied that request, and then they held him

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Speaker 3: take him to jail.

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Speaker 2: You imagine how scary that would be.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like, dude, what are you doing?

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Speaker 4: But also like, thanks for feeding the dog.

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Speaker 7: We appreciate it, Yeah, just we don't appreciate you crapping

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Speaker 7: in our decorative tin.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and eating all our pizza rolls. Yeah. Right. Weird crime.

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Speaker 3: A woman in New Orleans stole an ambulance and she

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Speaker 3: took it for a joy ride. But when she stole

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Speaker 3: it to amts and a patient, we're still inside.

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Speaker 4: No, no, when.

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Speaker 3: The ambulance was finally recovered by the police, the e

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Speaker 2: That's so weird you bring that up. I've been obsessing

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Speaker 2: about this for some weird reason. Ambulances when they're in

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Speaker 2: the back, can they do injections and IV Yeah? I mean,

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Speaker 2: have you ever been in the back of the van.

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Speaker 2: It's so hard to even take a sip of a

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Speaker 2: drink in a moving vehicle. I have Are they doing injection? Dude?

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Speaker 3: I have been a patient in the back of an ambulance.

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Speaker 2: Isn't it just rocking around and bumping up and down.

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Speaker 3: It's not that bad, isn't it rocking around.

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Speaker 2: Bumping up and down and swerving andocks.

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Speaker 3: They're more heavy than Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It just seems to me like giving an IV or

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Speaker 4: Did you get an IV IDEA?

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Speaker 9: Yeah? What were you in for?

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Speaker 3: So I I went and got my visectomy right, and

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Speaker 3: then I went to because I'd gotten to work that morning.

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Speaker 3: Got home, walked into the house and I was going

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Speaker 3: Anyway, so I walked into the house and I put

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Speaker 3: I'm like wait what. I'm on the floor of my kitchen.

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Speaker 3: So they put me on the stupid thing, bring me

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Speaker 3: first time in history. After me no, because they said,

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Speaker 3: I was dehydrated, which is why they gave me the

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Speaker 3: IVY in the back of the ambulance going to an event.

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Speaker 2: Going to an event, put the IVY in you while

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they do that.

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Speaker 2: I guess I'm just so ignorant to it because I've

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Speaker 3: And remember that now we didn't get to put the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys to be rolled into a movie A little.

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Speaker 11: Side topic of something.

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Speaker 12: You mentioned your son was the only kid you had,

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Speaker 12: so you got your vasectomy.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, okay, you're right, you're right, you're right.

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Speaker 4: I was like, what, I just assumed.

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Speaker 3: My daughter was the baby. My daughter was the baby,

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Speaker 3: just because I made the appointment for that viseectomy when

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Speaker 3: to wait until the baby was actually here, And I said,

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Speaker 3: Where were we? Oh, weird crume, weird crumb? In Memphis,

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Speaker 3: some idiot got into it with the cashier at a

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Speaker 3: So to get even, he grabbed a whole display at chips.

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Speaker 3: Weird crime. I'll give you one more weird crime news.

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Speaker 3: This thirty six year old guy in Miami. He ripped

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Speaker 4: Yeah, an ambulance, an ambulance.

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Speaker 3: Rolled the car. Wow.

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Speaker 7: And I remember it perfectly. It was like it was

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Speaker 7: grabbed me, and I mean they gave me advillain. I

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Speaker 7: was in the wedding that night, absolutely. And then the

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Speaker 7: second time was a couple of years ago. I was

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Speaker 7: the point where I had what's called a loringo spasm

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Speaker 4: So my husband was in the other room and.

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Speaker 7: I was literally I just started clapping as hard as

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Speaker 7: I can so he would come.

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Speaker 4: He's liked, what's going on.

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Speaker 7: I was like putting up like a phone, just like

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Speaker 3: Did you say, conscience?

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Speaker 7: Conscience, cautious, cautiousous, because it would relax after you know,

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Speaker 7: like ten seconds.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, oh god. And so they got there and.

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Speaker 7: They're like, you're fine. I was like, okay, I don't

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Speaker 7: think I'm fine. I started coughing, closed up again. They're

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Speaker 7: like that, come with us to the ambulance. I got

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Speaker 7: right in the ambulance. Yeah, all right, ringo spasms.

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Speaker 4: I have a question.

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Speaker 12: When you rolled your car, did you get out yourself,

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Speaker 12: just to be like helped out that they drug you out?

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Speaker 11: Someone else called the ambulance, Yes, drug you out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: And the EMTs in the Midwest, what I remember that

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Speaker 7: they were super good.

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Speaker 4: And then you went to the wedding, Yeah, that night.

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Speaker 3: And just to be sure, they probably did the whole

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Speaker 14: It is the Woodie Show, so we tell you all

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Speaker 10: And I realized how.

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Speaker 3: Look, now you're getting ladies, is what's happened? Now you're

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Speaker 4: It's a little insund sorry that I followed you home.

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Speaker 10: Hello show. I think it was Sammy or maybe more.

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Speaker 15: What else is there to do? Iceland Northern Lights, a

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Speaker 3: It's a weird thing to do. Eight seven seven forty

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Speaker 2: It's kind of coming back.

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Speaker 3: Well, I did know.

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Speaker 4: I wait till after the show and then I'll.

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Speaker 3: Do like one or two did I do before you today?

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Speaker 3: Get one more email or sorry voicemail here eight seven

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Speaker 8: A little slur. I just wanting to you know that

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Speaker 8: much better by John. I mean if you open this

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Speaker 10: Than the main brander.

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Speaker 8: I don't know doing my thing all day. That is

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Speaker 3: The only thing I got out of it is he

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Speaker 3: A couple of things. No slur, little slur your favorite listener, right,

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Well, leave us an Afterrivers voice, but anytime

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Speaker 3: Pretty pretty good, I got to talk, I got up

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Speaker 3: all right time. Four round of dad jokes everybody. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: a lot of people have already done. They're texting their

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Speaker 2: Start with one. You know you're getting my house renovated.

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Speaker 2: I asked my contractor how much the chimney would cost

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Speaker 3: Okay, wyo.

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Speaker 2: I was happy about that.

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Speaker 3: Question for you bet?

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Speaker 7: How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? How

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 3: H I couldn't come up with that, but yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 3: That's a good one. Classic. I have one.

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Speaker 13: Why did the for bringing a ladder to the course?

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Speaker 13: Why to reach new heights in his performance?

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Speaker 8: That?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a good one, you guys. Another one?

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Speaker 3: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

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Speaker 3: What he felt his presence?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Another one? You got another one? Menace?

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Speaker 17: Yea?

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Speaker 13: Why do golf? Why do golfers always calm during a girl?

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Speaker 3: I never.

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Speaker 4: Got to know it.

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Speaker 3: Now we have to know it.

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Speaker 13: Why was the golfer always calm during a round of golf?

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Speaker 13: Why he had a steady hand?

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Speaker 3: Who, buddy, I'll be here all night. I will to

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Speaker 3: Eight forty four. Let's go to Nika. Good morning Nika.

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Speaker 3: Hi guy? All right, so dad joke, I need you

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Speaker 5: What's the pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

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Speaker 18: R ah?

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Speaker 6: You think it'd be our, but oh it's that ease

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Speaker 6: see classics.

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Hi, what's your dad jokey?

444
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Speaker 18: What?

445
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Speaker 3: Yes, sir?

446
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Speaker 5: What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

447
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Speaker 3: What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dabi?

448
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Speaker 8: What?

449
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:56,520
Speaker 10: Well? In Dubai they don't like the flintstones.

450
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Speaker 3: Alright, yeah, all right, let's go to Let's go to Amanda.

451
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Speaker 3: Good morning, Amanda, Amanda Hio morning.

452
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Speaker 2: Morning jokes.

453
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Speaker 6: Why was the baby ant so confused?

454
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Speaker 3: Why was the baby ant so confused?

455
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Speaker 18: Why because all of his uncles were ants?

456
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Speaker 3: Okay, you know I never heard that. One's a good

457
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Speaker 3: one man. Thank you for the call. Appreciate listen to

458
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Speaker 3: what you show. Let's go to Ray. What's up Ray?

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Speaker 3: Good morning Friday, Ray. What's your dad joke?

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Speaker 5: What's the difference between a hippo and all?

461
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Speaker 3: Okay, what's the difference between the hippo and the zippo.

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Speaker 5: What, well, the hippo is really big and really heavy,

463
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Speaker 5: and the zippo is a little lighter, a little.

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Speaker 3: Because the ways you guys get that one. Thank you lighter?

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Speaker 10: All right?

466
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Speaker 3: How about this one? You guys want to hear a

467
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Speaker 3: joke about construction? Yes, you'll have to wait. I'm still

468
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Speaker 3: working on it.

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Speaker 13: Oh why did the golfer carry us a special umbrella?

470
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Speaker 3: Why?

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Speaker 13: Because of a forecast?

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Speaker 3: Because of a forecast forecast, I.

473
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Speaker 4: Stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. It

474
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Speaker 4: dawned on me.

475
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Speaker 3: I went to go on a diet, but I feel

476
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Speaker 3: like I just have way too much on my plate

477
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Speaker 3: right now. So let's go to uh, Tommy, Hey, good morning, Tommy,

478
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Speaker 3: good morning, good morning. All right, dad joke?

479
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Speaker 2: What do you got?

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Speaker 10: All right? It's my favorite one.

481
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Speaker 6: What do you call the melon that wasn't allowed to

482
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Speaker 6: get married?

483
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Speaker 3: What do you call the melon that wasn't allowed to

484
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Speaker 3: get married?

485
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Speaker 5: What a cancel out cantal?

486
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Speaker 3: I can't do? All right, Tommy, me, thank you for

487
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Speaker 3: the calls. Go to Gary.

488
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Speaker 2: What's up? Gear Bear?

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Speaker 3: There?

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Speaker 5: Hey, what's up Woody show? Hey?

491
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Speaker 2: Alright, So Friday, dad jokes all.

492
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Speaker 5: Right, what's brown and sticky?

493
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Speaker 3: And you'll find it in the woods. Uh. I was

494
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Speaker 3: gonna say, dear Pip, what we're still doing that one? Okaye?

495
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Speaker 3: Was an actual joke? Gary, thank you? What do you

496
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Speaker 3: call a moose with no name? What anony moose?

497
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Speaker 2: All right?

498
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 7: What do a tick in the Eiffel Tower have in common?

499
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Speaker 7: They're both Paris sites?

500
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Speaker 10: Who?

501
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Speaker 2: How do you make Hudwiser woody?

502
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Speaker 3: Hell?

503
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Speaker 2: Send them to school?

504
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Speaker 11: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pen?

505
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Speaker 3: Why?

506
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Speaker 11: Because it's pointless.

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Speaker 3: Let's say hi to John. Good morning, John, pencil a little

508
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Speaker 3: bit better? John? Are you there?

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Speaker 10: I'm here? You're right?

510
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we got your dad jokes? What got all right?

511
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Speaker 3: Dad joke?

512
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Speaker 6: What did the contractors say when the house fell on them?

513
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 3: What did the contractors say when the house fell on him?

514
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Speaker 8: What?

515
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Speaker 15: Get off me home?

516
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Speaker 3: All right? John? Thank you for the calls. Go to Nick, Nick,

517
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Speaker 3: what's your dad joke?

518
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Speaker 5: By? When does a joke become a dad joke?

519
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:27,719
Speaker 3: When when it becomes a parent? That one became apparent

520
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Speaker 3: to me. Oh, I have a question. Yeah, what's that?

521
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Speaker 3: Where do fish spend their money? It's not a golf

522
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Speaker 3: you kind of had?

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Speaker 13: Okay, what is it the fish. Yeah, yeah, Where does

524
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Speaker 13: the money?

525
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Speaker 2: Yeah?

526
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Speaker 3: Where they spend them? Where do they spend their money?

527
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Speaker 3: In a river bank? I was gonna say the golf

528
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Speaker 3: course spend their money the clubhouse. After the back nine,

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Speaker 3: I thought, maybe we're going to get tricked back into

530
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Speaker 3: a golf one seas. You have a good dad joke

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Speaker 3: for us.

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Speaker 18: It's got the best I got mensa jokes. A Greek

533
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Speaker 18: professor goes to a tailor to have his pants. Men,

534
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Speaker 18: did the Taylor asks you rip these? The professor answers yes,

535
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Speaker 18: umenities a.

536
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Speaker 3: Greek play getting Steve? Good morning, Steve?

537
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Speaker 2: All right, good morning. Why can't you left out loud

538
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Speaker 2: in Hawaii?

539
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:25,400
Speaker 3: Why you can only do a looha? Aloha, Helloa helloa?

540
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Speaker 3: All right? How about this one? What did the caretaker

541
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Speaker 3: say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? What

542
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Speaker 3: supplies you guys?

543
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Speaker 7: I was reading this book about anti gravity It is

544
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Speaker 7: impossible to put down.

545
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, this furniture store keeps calling me. All I

546
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Speaker 3: wanted was one night stand. If a child refused to

547
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Speaker 3: sleep during naptime, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

548
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Speaker 13: I like that?

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Speaker 2: All right?

550
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Speaker 7: I only know twenty five letters of the alphabet. I

551
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Speaker 7: don't know why?

552
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 3: All right? Well, this went off to text eight o eight.

553
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 3: What is Peter Pan's favorite place to eat? Out where Wendy's.

554
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:13,879
Speaker 10: All right?

555
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,120
Speaker 13: Why do golf announcers whisper? Oh, we're back to golf?

556
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:17,360
Speaker 2: Yeah?

557
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,399
Speaker 3: Okay? So why do golf announcers whisper?

558
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 2: Why? Minus?

559
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 13: Because they don't want the people watching to wake up?

560
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Speaker 3: Oh right, it's boring. My dad loves Let's go to Ryan. Hey,

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Speaker 3: good morning, Ryan, Hey, good morning, good morning?

562
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Speaker 2: All right?

563
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Speaker 3: What's your dad joke?

564
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Speaker 15: My wife asked me if I've seen the dog bull?

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Speaker 8: I said no, I didn't know he could.

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Speaker 3: Get it yet? It all right, Megan? Your next?

567
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Speaker 17: Uh?

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Speaker 3: Why is your dad joke?

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Speaker 13: All right?

570
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,679
Speaker 3: What do you call a dog magician? What do you

571
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:53,119
Speaker 3: call a dog magician?

572
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Speaker 5: What allowed her to dabrador?

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00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 1: Megan?

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Speaker 3: Take you for to call appreciate listening to wood show?

576
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:06,399
Speaker 3: Hi by this one? Why won't dads buy velcro because

577
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 3: it's a ripoff?

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Speaker 10: Who?

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Speaker 15: Uh?

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Speaker 3: This is from the five six two? What do a

581
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Speaker 3: gynecologist and a door dash driver have in common? What

582
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Speaker 3: they can both smell it, but they can't eat it?

583
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 3: Hudding man like that one? What does a cow use

584
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Speaker 3: to do math? What a calculator?

585
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Speaker 4: I think a.

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Speaker 3: Five? Four one? What does a woman in an airplane?

587
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 3: What does a woman and an airplane have in common?

588
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 3: They both have a cockpit?

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Speaker 10: Eight?

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Speaker 8: One?

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Speaker 3: Seven? Why do dads take an extra pair of socks

592
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Speaker 3: when they go to play golf? Med? Here we go,

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Speaker 3: what's it up? Man? Seven? Steal in your thunder in

594
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Speaker 3: case they get a hole in one?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 3: This one from the seven? One four? Where do you

597
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Speaker 3: take someone hurt in a game of peekaboo? Where to

598
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Speaker 3: the ICU? Let's see? How about this one? For the

599
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Speaker 3: longest time I couldn't figure out how my seat belt worked,

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Speaker 3: but then it clicked. Uh, let's see this one says Uh,

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Speaker 3: you got to really hand it to short people. Sammy, Yes,

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Speaker 3: they can't reach it. I have a have a question.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, where do you find a golfer on a Friday

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Speaker 13: night where clubbing?

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Speaker 3: What do you call a pig that knows karate pork chop?

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Speaker 10: In here?

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Speaker 3: I'll give you a give a couple more off the

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Speaker 3: off the text, Alejandro says, do you know that Cardi

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Speaker 3: B has a twin sister that likes to work out

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Speaker 3: a lot? Her name's cardio. What's the best thing about

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Speaker 3: orcas they do a killer whale impression?

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Speaker 17: Uh?

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Speaker 18: Eight?

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Speaker 10: One?

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Speaker 3: Seven? Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands because they're extinct?

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Speaker 3: What do you call it? Bunny with fleas bugs? Bunny?

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00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 3: I tripped over a box of Kleenex. I thought I

618
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Speaker 3: broke my ankle. Turns out it was just soft tissue damage.

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Speaker 3: Chris and New Orleans, thank you? Yeah, and then this

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Speaker 3: one makes a good point nine nine. Are you guys

621
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Speaker 3: taking these jokes from Nebraska because they're kind of corny?

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Speaker 3: Take us out with one last dad joke? Knock knock?

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Speaker 3: Who's there? Comet Haley?

624
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Speaker 4: Comt Hailey? Play me in as?

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Speaker 3: Wow? Usually you're pretty good.

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Speaker 4: Can I go out with one?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

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Speaker 3: How many tentacles?

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Speaker 13: Hello?

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Speaker 3: Who's lesbian's favorite baseball player?

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Speaker 2: The text? Seven?

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Speaker 3: Lenny Dykstra shout to Lenny. All right, Mennis one more, Okay,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna give you the honor this week.

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Speaker 3: You've been killing it with these golf jokes. Thank you.

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Speaker 3: H Are you a scratch golfer? Uh?

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Speaker 13: No, No, Well I know I am because every time

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Speaker 13: I hit the ball.

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Speaker 3: I scratched my head wondering where it went.

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Speaker 8: Who.

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Speaker 3: All right, there you go, there's your Dann jokes. Everybody

642
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 3: shout out to golf just in time to a Woody

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Speaker 3: Show is back and we are into another new hour

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Speaker 3: insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Here on a

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Speaker 3: Friday morning, Happy Friday, hayo to y'all. We are the

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Speaker 3: Woody Show. What that's great? Gor, there's what is that?

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Speaker 3: Buddy Gina, good morning to you. I would be Friday, Sammy.

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Speaker 3: Friday is sea many you got the phones open eight

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Speaker 3: seven seven forty four, You can hit us up with

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Speaker 3: whatever you got on a text Friday check in over

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Speaker 3: to two to nine eighty seven h seven two four,

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Speaker 3: checking in saying hey, good morning. Question should I post

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Speaker 3: on OnlyFans about my webbed feet?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Both feet? I have men's size eleven?

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Speaker 4: Oh wow damn Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Number one in mount Leviton shout out to mal levianon

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Speaker 3: Yeah Levin, who needs that money?

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Speaker 4: You were into that?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Why not do it? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I mean, hey, if you can make some money doing

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Speaker 3: I mean they are the footbe board nuts. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 3: web feed I don't know, I mean, you don't even

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Speaker 3: got to show your face. Are they into ugly feet?

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Speaker 3: Are they into like just this is like beautiful feet only.

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Speaker 4: I have the beholder. Probably the uglier the better.

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Speaker 3: Maybe, I don't know.

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Speaker 7: Look at the when they cross over each other, like

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Speaker 7: they're crossing their legs.

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Speaker 13: Have you seen toes like that?

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Speaker 2: No?

673
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Speaker 13: I think that's bronze foot, right, I don't know. I

674
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 13: have no idea what lebron James. Wasn't there like something

675
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 13: about that? Was it him or somebody else? All my

676
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 13: foot news? I just know, like, for whatever reason, the

677
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 13: feet thing. But I always figured it was like the

678
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,239
Speaker 13: way the foot looks in a shoe, or you know,

679
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 13: like because they look good, like they're they have their

680
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 13: painted up or I don't know, you know, not like disgusting.

681
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 3: What's that show you were watching? Menace?

682
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 13: There was like, oh yeah that was rude basically doctor

683
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 13: Pimple popular but for feet, for.

684
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Speaker 3: Feet, So you'd probably like that, Gina.

685
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Speaker 2: In a way, I'm jealous of feet people, because what

686
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 2: could be an easier thing to see that turns you on? Yeah? Right,

687
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,239
Speaker 2: I mean how can you not see feet? People? Like

688
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 2: we've said a thousand times, go to the beach showing

689
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 2: you're junk looking at any pictures see feet, Like if

690
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 2: I earned on by feet, the world would be a

691
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Speaker 2: buffet of hotness.

692
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 13: I don't get that people are over dramatic about seeing feet. Yeah,

693
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 13: that is odd to me. But the thing that does

694
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 13: creep me out is those toe socks because shoes.

695
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Speaker 7: Remember, yeah, do not, and I repeat, do not google

696
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:16,720
Speaker 7: the tobro.

697
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,760
Speaker 3: Is on Instagram. It's a whole account. I just googled

698
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,879
Speaker 3: it and I've seen some stuff. Menace has sent me something.

699
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 4: I'm out.

700
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 3: It's foul.

701
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:22,399
Speaker 4: It's pretty bad.

702
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but yeah, shout out to Mount Lebanon. Yeah

703
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 3: you know, have you know I'm a class of ninety five.

704
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 3: Just got some email from them the other day, some alumni. Yeahah,

705
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,400
Speaker 3: reunion time. I don't know if it's reunion that they

706
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 3: wanted me to sign up for something where everybody can

707
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 3: kind of keep in touch and you pay like some

708
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 3: some fee or something like that.

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00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 11: Yeah, next year's your thirtieth.

710
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,400
Speaker 3: I wonder I wonder if they hit up Mark Cuban

711
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 3: with the same thing, because he's a Mount Lebanon. Oh

712
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,799
Speaker 3: guy alumni. He graduated the same class as my mother.

713
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 4: That's amazing, love.

714
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 13: I think they would be desperate for him to come by.

715
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 3: All right, that's pretty cool. He could fund the whole thing,

716
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 3: you know, yes, eight seven seven forty four Woodie hit

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00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 3: us up of the text over to two to nine

718
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 3: eight seven got the duy q. It's our dumb ass

719
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 3: contest or chance to win something this hour that's coming

720
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 3: up right now, your Friday Fail store. All right, ladies

721
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 3: and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for your Friday

722
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 3: Fail start. All these people thoughts they had the perfect plan,

723
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 3: the planet could never go wrong. But somewhere along the

724
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,319
Speaker 3: line it went from being a great idea to one

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00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 3: big stake in mega uber ult.

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Speaker 13: That's not too bad, all right, I mean, you know

727
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 13: beautiful yeah yeah, seven yeah, okay, yeah, It's.

728
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 3: Far from perfect, but it's far from terrible. This one

729
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:36,439
Speaker 3: is from a Westwood, Ohio where you got this chick,

730
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 3: Kathleen Geiger. She was hanging out in this apartment complex

731
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 3: when her buddy Arthur, you know, there's joking around, and

732
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 3: at one point Arthur jokingly requested Kathleen shoot him, you know,

733
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 3: like fun, yeah, fun.

734
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

735
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:52,760
Speaker 3: So Kathleen's like, oh good, correct and did it because

736
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 3: she believed that the gun was empty. But unfortunately the

737
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 3: gun wasn't empty. She actually shot him and he died.

738
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 3: I'm not buying.

739
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 7: I'm not buying this story. My friend asked me to

740
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 7: shoot him. I thought it was blanks.

741
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, catheen charged with recklessly causing Arthur's death and now

742
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:17,360
Speaker 3: calls fail jail good sale.

743
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 4: That's what I'm gonna do should I ever shoot and

744
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 4: kill someone.

745
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 3: Dude.

746
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 4: They asked me to and told me it was blank.

747
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

748
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 2: All right.

749
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Speaker 3: This last one here is one of my favorites of

750
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Speaker 3: the week is from Abilene, Texas, where you got this

751
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 3: fella Casey Miguel Ronaldo Ray Sorez. He goes to a

752
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:37,279
Speaker 3: family dollar store, goes to rob it, walks in, acts

753
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:40,919
Speaker 3: like he's got a gun, told the clerk that, you know, hey,

754
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 3: give me the money. Clerk says, hey, the register won't

755
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 3: open unless a purchase is made. So Casey is like,

756
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:51,840
Speaker 3: oh okay, buys some nail clippers. So the clerk rings

757
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 3: up the transaction. The register does you know, it pops open,

758
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 3: but the employee quickly closed the cash straw as soon

759
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 3: as it opened. So now Casey is frustrated, storms out

760
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:04,760
Speaker 3: empty handed, well except for those super sweet nail clippers,

761
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 3: and he was just bought, and he bought fair saquer.

762
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 3: The cops are called Casey arrested and during questioning he

763
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:11,800
Speaker 3: admitted to pretending to having a gun while trying to

764
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Speaker 3: rob the place. Charged with the robbery and resisting arrest.

765
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 3: He was taking the fail jail. My favorite part is

766
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 3: not only did he not get anything, he purchased nail

767
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 3: clippers and he gave that money. He lost money on

768
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Speaker 3: the whole idiot.

769
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Speaker 4: I wonder how many times they could have done that.

770
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 4: He closed the rest, Sorry, you got to buy something else.

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00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:32,840
Speaker 3: Ticktock. All right, we're gonna take a quick break. We

772
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 3: got the Duyq that's coming up next. If you'd like

773
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 3: to be our contest and go ahead and give us

774
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 3: a call. That number is eight seven seven forty four Woody.

775
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 3: It's just another random drunk that he talked to asking

776
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 3: some trivia questions on All you got to do to

777
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 3: guests and win on this contest is try to figure

778
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,800
Speaker 3: out the drunk person. We'll get the answer right or wrong.

779
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:52,919
Speaker 3: If you could do that two times out of three,

780
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 3: you're gonna be the winner of the Duyq, which we're

781
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,919
Speaker 3: playing next. Eight seven seven forty four Woody. Call nowt

782
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 3: you play right back? All right, time for today's dumb

783
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 3: ass contest you guys Friday morning, so we all know

784
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 3: what that's gonna be. No surprise here, It's time to

785
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:23,839
Speaker 3: play the d You do you want? You you've asked

786
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 3: explain the game to everybody?

787
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 18: Police, I asked a drunk. That's very important to a

788
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:31,359
Speaker 18: drunk easy trivia questions. The game is, well, are they

789
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 18: so drunk they don't know the answer to these? Otherwise

790
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:38,359
Speaker 18: completely obvious, completely everybody can get them easier trivia question.

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00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 3: I mean I did pretty well last week. You're done?

792
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 8: Right?

793
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 2: You did?

794
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 3: You did as much tequila as I had had, And

795
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 3: as an embarrassing as I was in that event, I

796
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 3: still did pretty well.

797
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 18: Yeah, he answered the questions now on stage he was

798
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 18: a mess, exactly.

799
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Speaker 3: You play the game by guessing aaron questions. If you

800
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 3: gets whether they know two times out of three, you win.

801
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 2: All right?

802
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 3: Eight seven seven four wolding. Let's say hello to Phil. Hey,

803
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 3: good morning, Phil, Phil, Hello, good morning, good morning. How's

804
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:06,400
Speaker 3: everything in the seven two four this morning?

805
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 15: It's fogging good?

806
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 3: All right, Well, let's get into the game. It's called

807
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,800
Speaker 3: the d uy Q. And before we get to the questions.

808
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 3: It actually count. We're gonna get to know the drunk

809
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:16,319
Speaker 3: a little bit better. What do we have here?

810
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 2: Sea best?

811
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,399
Speaker 18: Or you visit a friend of ours, Miriam, and ask

812
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,920
Speaker 18: her some new questions and some questions about how she

813
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 18: found the man of her dreams.

814
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 3: Oh babe, all right, here's Miriam.

815
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 6: How'd you fall in love with your boyfriend?

816
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 3: He has a big.

817
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:32,359
Speaker 6: How did you find out about that?

818
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:37,799
Speaker 3: Because three days later, three days after you met him,

819
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 3: you had sex with him? Where did he take you

820
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 3: on your first date? Beer?

821
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 6: That was enough?

822
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:43,879
Speaker 3: Yeah?

823
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Speaker 5: That was enough?

824
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 3: Buying beer?

825
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Speaker 4: You buying beer? And I'm the one?

826
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Speaker 6: Okay, So I have a beer in a big penis

827
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Speaker 6: that's all I need?

828
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Speaker 15: Big?

829
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Speaker 3: All right? All right?

830
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Speaker 4: What was your da beer?

831
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Speaker 3: Where'd he take you? Beer? Four beer out four beers?

832
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 2: He took me beer?

833
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:06,319
Speaker 4: Yeah that's right?

834
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:11,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Phil, Well that's that's Miriam. Clearly she's

835
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 3: been having a great time. She's losing her voice, she's

836
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 3: super drunk.

837
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 2: It's just super lucky.

838
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:18,319
Speaker 3: All right. So we're gonna get into these questions again.

839
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Speaker 3: You just got to guess whether she gets the answer

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00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 3: right or not. Are you ready for question number one?

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Speaker 10: I'm ready?

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00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 3: All right, d u y q.

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00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 6: Evendy one of the US presidential cabinets.

844
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:33,720
Speaker 3: All right, I think this should be a pretty easy answer.

845
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Speaker 3: Everybody's on. I mean, would argue that all of them

846
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 3: are right. Yeah, I would say that Miriam will not know.

847
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 3: I'm getting that she's pretty blitzed. Uh, I'll say yes.

848
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 3: For Sammy, I will say yes four minutes. I'm gonna.

849
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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say yes for both of them. Know, for Miriam,

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Speaker 3: Greg Gory.

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Speaker 2: I'm hmm, I'm feeling a triple no here for some reason,

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Speaker 2: a trip no. Yeah, Okay, I'm gonna stick with it.

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Speaker 7: Gina g I'm giving it to Sammy and go and

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Speaker 7: know for everybody else.

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00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:09,320
Speaker 5: Do you hear that?

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00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:16,280
Speaker 3: Great, she's gonna give it to Sammy.

857
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, do it right?

858
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 3: Menace and Sammy? What do you think about our drunk

859
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:21,839
Speaker 3: friend Miriam? Will she get it?

860
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 2: No?

861
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 18: No?

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00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 3: All right? Phil? What do you think yes or no?

863
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 3: On Miriam? No? All right? Question number one? See how

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Speaker 3: Menace does first one.

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Speaker 18: Of the US presidential cabinets efficiency. He's talking about the

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Speaker 18: new doze that's not a cabinet office though not with

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Speaker 18: like Elon Musk and Vivic.

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Speaker 3: No department cabinet. Uh, sammy Congress, Congress, what congress you have?

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Speaker 18: You have secretaries of so Agriculture, Commerce, defects.

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Speaker 3: All these people are getting nomine right now, Attorney jo

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Speaker 3: jf K.

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Speaker 13: Because initially I was going to say f T A

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Speaker 13: would that's.

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Speaker 4: The agency the agent so like those would probably be

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Speaker 4: a federal agency.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah whatever what however it.

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00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 18: Happens to formulate itself all right, but it's still not

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Speaker 18: anything yet by any means.

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Speaker 4: And what about JFK r f K r K. Yeah no,

880
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:26,760
Speaker 4: he said j f K. And there's a cabinet called JFK.

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00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 3: Maybe sometimes like the name of ben Chapter. A couple

882
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 3: used to sit there all the time. You didn't have

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Speaker 3: a cabinet in the White House. The JFK, the JFK cabinet,

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Speaker 3: that's the credenza in the White House.

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Speaker 5: Right.

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Speaker 2: I've always thought about that, would you when I die?

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Speaker 2: I would love to have a bench named after you?

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Speaker 3: Would or some plaque near a tree. How about like

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00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 3: a like a brick a walkway?

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Speaker 8: Good?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, be good and uh and blaze it.

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00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 2: And that's the one bench means he made it, you know, bench.

893
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 18: He could be none of those kindness benches I saw

894
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:08,359
Speaker 18: in England where they're designed to be have a pleasant conversation.

895
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 2: God like on after life.

896
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:12,879
Speaker 3: I was gonna start on things.

897
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 8: Yeah.

898
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 3: Phil said that Miriam would not get this, and if

899
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 3: that's the case, he'll have his first point here in

900
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 3: this round of the d U i Q.

901
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 6: One of the US presidential cabinets.

902
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 3: Was that gay gown the cabinet, that bitch with the

903
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 3: only face.

904
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 4: Yep, yeah, but he's not a bitch with an ugly face,

905
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 4: does he?

906
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,320
Speaker 2: Well, he's the gay dude subjective.

907
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe I'm saying that maybe she doesn't find him attractive,

908
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 3: that's her opinion? Really does?

909
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 2: He's quite elfin.

910
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,320
Speaker 4: Kind of labyrinth ask.

911
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, congratulations, dude, you are on the board. Phil, you

912
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 3: got one point here in this round of the d

913
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 3: U y Q.

914
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 18: Question number two, A circle could be divided into how

915
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 18: many degrees?

916
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 3: All right? A circle, you can hear that again, can

917
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:09,920
Speaker 3: be divided into how many degrees? You guys got this

918
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 3: all right? You'd think. Let's see, I will.

919
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 13: Say Congress and.

920
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 3: Wait, is that called DOSEE? The efficiency thing that's short

921
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:26,360
Speaker 3: for dose? Why to keep on saying DOE the Department

922
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 3: of Governmental Government? Oh, it is Okay, but that is

923
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 3: that what they're calling it? Is that just kind of

924
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 3: what the media is run with. I can't I can imagine.

925
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 2: That's what they're calling it.

926
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 3: Doesn't that already belong to like doge coin?

927
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 4: I think that's the joke.

928
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 3: You know that I'm saying, Joe, because I don't think

929
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,360
Speaker 3: that's what they're really calling it, right, I mean, yeah.

930
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 7: That conversation actually see best you might know this. I

931
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 7: heard from another elon stand that the reason why the

932
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 7: Teslas were named like the Tesla s the test sixty.

933
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:00,120
Speaker 4: Okay, so that sounds like something.

934
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 3: Model asked the Model three, the X and the Model Y.

935
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:07,960
Speaker 3: I use the word stand, but yes, that's correct. Yeah, right,

936
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:14,399
Speaker 3: let's see. I will say that menace will get it?

937
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:19,480
Speaker 3: Oh god, I yes, both. It's got to be yes

938
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 3: for both, right, I think so? Yeah, I'll say no

939
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 3: for Miriam. Right, but I'm gonna go once again yes

940
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 3: for both of these guys, Gina, I.

941
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 4: Would like to go that way. Maybe I'm just feeling

942
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:32,280
Speaker 4: extra cynical this morning.

943
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 3: I'm going to go triple no, triple no, Greg, you

944
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 3: agree with me?

945
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, guess in this room no to Miriam? All right, Phil,

946
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 2: what do.

947
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 3: You think I'm going no. No. Question number two for

948
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 3: the du i Q.

949
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,320
Speaker 6: A circle could be divided into how many.

950
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 3: Degrees menace one hundred and eighty, one hundred and eighty sammy.

951
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:56,879
Speaker 11: Three and sixty three sixty years the answer I wrote down?

952
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,879
Speaker 13: Should put three six, and I'll stick with my half

953
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:02,280
Speaker 13: circle half circle.

954
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,800
Speaker 3: It could be he could be divided into one hundred.

955
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 11: Because he divided it.

956
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 3: When people it's one of the most common things that

957
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 3: people will say, like, oh, dude, I did a I

958
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 3: did a I did a three sixty on that. I

959
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:14,400
Speaker 3: used to think I used to think X Y Z,

960
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 3: but then I did a three sixty on it, and

961
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 3: now I believe the opposite.

962
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 4: I believe the same thing exactly.

963
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 3: You've come full circle on that.

964
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 2: I was so mad. I did a three sixty and

965
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 2: walked right out, so you went right back in.

966
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 5: All right.

967
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 3: Well, Phil has guessed that Miriam will not get this,

968
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 3: and if that is the case, he'll be the winner.

969
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 3: Here On the d u y Q. Question number two, a.

970
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 18: Circle could be divided into how many degrees one.

971
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:43,800
Speaker 4: Two, three?

972
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:46,880
Speaker 3: Well, he congratulations.

973
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 2: In it.

974
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 3: You're the winner of the d u i Q. Congratulations Phil,

975
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 3: and we appreciate, appreciate you listening to the Woody Show.

976
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 3: Keep telling everybody about the show and get him listening

977
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 3: to the station, and have yourself a great weekend. Okay, okay,

978
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,280
Speaker 3: thank you man. Hang on, we'll get all your info.

979
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,760
Speaker 3: We're gonna get that from you now. Phil made short

980
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 3: work of all that. Yeah, but we do have one

981
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 3: more question, just for funzius.

982
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:15,799
Speaker 6: Question number three, the test letter at the English alphabet is.

983
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 2: What all right?

984
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 5: Now?

985
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 3: Can you deal without using your hands? Okay? Scratch paper please? Okay?

986
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,359
Speaker 3: Did you get it? I think I did without using

987
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,280
Speaker 3: your hands? Did you use your hands?

988
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 11: I used my hands before?

989
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 3: I mean, are you gonna do it?

990
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 9: What do you mean? That's not cheating?

991
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 6: What do you mean?

992
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:40,239
Speaker 9: Question?

993
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 4: You figure it out in your brain.

994
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 3: You don't finger it out. You figure it out. I'm

995
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:49,399
Speaker 3: being honest with my answer. Yeah, you want to say it?

996
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 2: Well this guests first, Okay, I'm gonna go.

997
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 3: You could use whatever you want menace because she she

998
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 3: already did it.

999
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 11: Well, I I'll be honest.

1000
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 4: So we have one encounter and one non counter.

1001
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 3: I like, let's just let's just how about this, let's

1002
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 3: just get let's just guess on Miriam yes, okay, so

1003
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 3: you think she'll.

1004
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:09,880
Speaker 2: Get it, I'm going triple.

1005
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:11,240
Speaker 9: Are you serious?

1006
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 3: I'm going no on Miriam still? Really yeah? No way

1007
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 3: she went one two three, yeah, one three I didn't

1008
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 3: have There was no restrictions on how she could figure. Yeah,

1009
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 3: all right, so I'm gonna say no for her. No

1010
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:26,320
Speaker 3: h What do you guys think? Yes or no? No?

1011
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 14: No?

1012
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:27,760
Speaker 2: Alright?

1013
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:29,320
Speaker 3: Question number three.

1014
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 6: The tenth letter at the English alphabet is what.

1015
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 3: Menace P P using your hands? Can you do it?

1016
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:43,439
Speaker 3: What's what? What's your h I j K I don't know? Yeah,

1017
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 3: so why did you keep on keep going?

1018
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,879
Speaker 13: I don't know what's I was counting it in my head.

1019
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 4: So what is it?

1020
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 13: What's the tenth? A, B, C, D E F G

1021
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:53,880
Speaker 13: H I j k L.

1022
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 2: You are going way too.

1023
00:49:58,040 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 3: Even with your fingers.

1024
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 11: You're talking fast on your count.

1025
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, your fingers are usually how I am seconds.

1026
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:08,239
Speaker 3: Thousand miles a minute. Man, You know I can't stop,

1027
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:13,839
Speaker 3: won't stop. This could be the easiest question you've ever

1028
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 3: had down. Super smart is not important to me? No, no, no, no.

1029
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:18,919
Speaker 3: This is different than yeah.

1030
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 13: This is like I don't take any value in that.

1031
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 2: This is just like, dude, nerds, you know, yeah, I

1032
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:31,880
Speaker 2: don't look like that.

1033
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:33,720
Speaker 13: It doesn't make me feel better about myself.

1034
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 3: No, no, this shouldn't. I'm just I'm just being honest.

1035
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 3: Yeah I know, I know, but I'm saying, just for

1036
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 3: a minute, just for a minute, cut the power on

1037
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 3: the menace excuse generator and just think about it for

1038
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 3: a second.

1039
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:50,720
Speaker 13: Honest with you. And the answer is k okay?

1040
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 3: You think K is the tenth letter of the alphabet,

1041
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:58,439
Speaker 3: even using your fingers? Honestly, look me in the eyes, please,

1042
00:50:58,800 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 3: I am Are you serious?

1043
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:02,000
Speaker 2: Can you do it one more time? Yeah?

1044
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:08,319
Speaker 7: Slow h I just circling around it.

1045
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 2: He's going like this A B, C, D E F gun.

1046
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 3: This is not smart.

1047
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:17,320
Speaker 4: This is like coordination motor skills.

1048
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 3: This is kind of I'll be honest, like a little worrisome.

1049
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:27,600
Speaker 3: I agree? Like he really? How about that? Took about

1050
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 3: j about? How about yourself? Is that what you came

1051
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 3: up with on the first try?

1052
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 4: Genius?

1053
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 3: Holy ish? Was are you guys feeling okay? Are we

1054
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 3: feel worried? This is actually worries to do a work up,

1055
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:47,760
Speaker 3: Like when you can't even do it by using your fingers,

1056
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 3: that's very worried. You guys feel smart? I don't see

1057
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 3: I'm saying I feel base like step. I feel like

1058
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 3: I'm place it down and just very carefully. When do

1059
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 3: you learn the step from the ministers? Generate for one second?

1060
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 3: You keep on saying that, But I'm just giving you honesty.

1061
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 3: I don't think you are.

1062
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 2: I don't think you are.

1063
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,839
Speaker 3: No, all right, No, we had a lot of techt

1064
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 3: your set up right now. That means I don't know,

1065
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 3: because that's oh no, I would totally pass.

1066
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:15,360
Speaker 2: It's like an intervention level.

1067
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:17,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a high defense MECHANI did you.

1068
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 3: Hit the parking lot with Vaughn before you walked in

1069
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 3: here this morning? No?

1070
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:23,760
Speaker 2: Are you sure?

1071
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 3: I'm talking with you with complete honesty?

1072
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:27,359
Speaker 18: What doctor?

1073
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:28,200
Speaker 4: Would we send him to?

1074
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:31,759
Speaker 3: A neurologist? Yeah? For sure, for sure.

1075
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:35,720
Speaker 2: I watched that Aaron Hernandez show and when he died,

1076
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:38,239
Speaker 2: they cut up and his skull, took his brain out

1077
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 2: and studied it, and they said, had he not died,

1078
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 2: he would have been completely incapacitated within ten years.

1079
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:47,439
Speaker 3: Oh wow, died.

1080
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 2: They need to study your brain.

1081
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 3: Post war even still like I think minimum and MRI. Yeah, something,

1082
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,719
Speaker 3: make sure it lights up in the right places, lights

1083
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 3: up at all.

1084
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:57,920
Speaker 2: Call the doctor.

1085
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 3: And say it took about the tress Christmas lights one

1086
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:03,239
Speaker 3: missing and you're trying to figure out like which one

1087
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 3: is the bad one?

1088
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:05,640
Speaker 4: Man?

1089
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:05,759
Speaker 8: Is?

1090
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 4: I hope you know?

1091
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:08,400
Speaker 7: And I think I'm right. I think I speak for

1092
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:12,399
Speaker 7: it when I say like, we're not kidding, right, like.

1093
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 3: We was actually legitimately concerning, because they can. They can.

1094
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 18: They can give you like exercises and things to do

1095
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 18: to help either stop it even occupation there, but you're

1096
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 18: not high.

1097
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 3: No, I'm fine, like legit.

1098
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:28,920
Speaker 13: Yeah, okay, all right, well there's the do you want

1099
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:29,400
Speaker 13: to everybody?

1100
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:30,480
Speaker 8: Oh good, Miriam?

1101
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:34,279
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm so distracted, are you?

1102
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 2: Then?

1103
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 3: I just don't care about sounding smart. Yeah, sounding super

1104
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:42,840
Speaker 3: smart and being super smart is just not important to me.

1105
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 13: So I just decided to be much happier and you

1106
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 13: sound less douchey joint thought word that's.

1107
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:53,399
Speaker 3: Just general towards you. Okay, if you know the tenth letter,

1108
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 3: you're such a So let's let's see.

1109
00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 13: Let's see bold star Gina, Let's see if Miriam gets it.

1110
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 6: The test letter at the English alphabet is what a B.

1111
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:09,759
Speaker 4: C, D G J IMM should say?

1112
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 6: Sure?

1113
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 3: Did you should have?

1114
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:13,240
Speaker 4: Sure?

1115
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,480
Speaker 6: The test letter at the English alphabet.

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Speaker 4: Is what a B C D A g J I

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Speaker 4: m mlg mL and you can.

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00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 6: You use that in a sentence?

1119
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 4: I one, George, all right, I take it back. Then

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00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:45,320
Speaker 4: it's your fine.

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00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:44,279
Speaker 3: Gray mannis what Gina, Sammy. I asked sea Bass to

1122
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 3: come in here and join us for this, uh, this conversation,

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00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 3: but he refused. And I think you'll understand why in

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00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:51,919
Speaker 3: a second. I think it's because he's too embarrassed, he says,

1125
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:54,600
Speaker 3: because it's not true. But I thought he might find

1126
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:58,360
Speaker 3: an interesting CNN did a report here recently on bald

1127
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:03,400
Speaker 3: Reddit and said how it might just be the nicest

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00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:06,920
Speaker 3: place on the internet. Really, did you believe that? Because

1129
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 3: Reddit typically not known for being kind.

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00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:13,479
Speaker 13: Yeah, but it's other bald people getting together. I can't

1131
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 13: imagine them being mean to each other.

1132
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:17,520
Speaker 3: So there are about one hundred and forty three thousand

1133
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:22,560
Speaker 3: people on bald Reddit offering up advice, support, and encouragement

1134
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:25,719
Speaker 3: to the sea basses of the world. So guys they

1135
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 3: post photos of their thinning hair and they ask if

1136
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 3: they should take the plunge and shave it off.

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00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 2: Oh good one.

1138
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 3: And then there's a second type of post. Guys will

1139
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 3: unveil their freshly shaven bald heads with a photo. Dude.

1140
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 3: The support is insane looking people and this is the Internet.

1141
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 3: I mean, people are actually nice weird. Yeah, I made

1142
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:46,320
Speaker 3: a couple of notes. Quote, if there was a top

1143
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 3: ten of bald glow ups, you'd be in there somewhere.

1144
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:54,760
Speaker 3: This subreddit is wholesome and inspired me to go bald

1145
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:57,680
Speaker 3: for good. Just bros supporting bros here.

1146
00:55:58,840 --> 00:55:59,960
Speaker 2: That's good for mental health.

1147
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:01,440
Speaker 3: This is why I want to see Bass in here.

1148
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 3: I thought maybe he could, like, you know, take the leave.

1149
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:06,880
Speaker 3: The group is founded in twenty eleven is now one

1150
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:11,400
Speaker 3: to reddits top two percent most popular subreddits. Some of

1151
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 3: the subreddit rules include no ball bashing and to treat

1152
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:20,319
Speaker 3: the hair headed ones with kindness too. And oh, by

1153
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:23,400
Speaker 3: the way, and you cannot advocate for hair restoration in

1154
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:26,239
Speaker 3: the group. That's another about that. Yeah, so that's just

1155
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:28,759
Speaker 3: another one of the rules to keep this for I

1156
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 3: guess what is possibly the nicest subreddit or whatever you

1157
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 3: want to call in the history of the Internet. Huh

1158
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,759
Speaker 3: love that And I figured I thought Sea Bass mind

1159
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 3: enjoy it, because make him feel better about himself when

1160
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 3: you tell him her hands in the hair if you're

1161
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:51,839
Speaker 3: losing hair, when you're telling him he's balding. You tell

1162
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 3: him he's balding and some topical seven using some real

1163
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:02,600
Speaker 3: game rogue game. They would appreciate that song.

1164
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:03,720
Speaker 2: I know would.

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00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:06,440
Speaker 3: Appreciate that song of subreddit hanger good banned.

1166
00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:08,439
Speaker 6: I think there's some shenanigans going on.

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00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:13,560
Speaker 3: The Woody Show is back and we start another new hour.

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00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:15,240
Speaker 8: Woody.

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00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 3: That's Greg, good morning, that's menace.

1170
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 2: I get it.

1171
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 3: He is right there. I know you do. I understand.

1172
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:23,960
Speaker 3: Good morning to you. See man, I'm a professional. There's

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00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:27,720
Speaker 3: Sammy morning. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,

1174
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:29,360
Speaker 3: it's eight seven seven forty four.

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00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 2: Woodie.

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00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 3: Hit us up with a text over to two to

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00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:36,400
Speaker 3: ninety seven, looking for your participation here again this hour

1178
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:39,920
Speaker 3: because we have some Normally we do questions for the

1179
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 3: fellas where the ladies of the Woody Show will help

1180
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 3: us try to figure out what the hell's going on.

1181
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:47,000
Speaker 4: Because we've got questions.

1182
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, and then we'll give you some answers and

1183
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 3: hopefully keep some inside. Now it's because Greg said he

1184
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 3: has some questions for the ladies, specific one. So Greg, yeah,

1185
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:00,560
Speaker 3: Greg's got some specific ones. We were asking everybody to

1186
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 3: send some in so I have some other questions that

1187
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:07,040
Speaker 3: the people have submitted for the ladies, and we'll bring

1188
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 3: in you know Morgan, Yeah, we won't know. So it's

1189
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 3: not just Gina and Sammy, right, it's uh, you know,

1190
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 3: trust all the ladies that we that we have here

1191
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 3: to try to get to the bottom. So it just

1192
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:19,880
Speaker 3: try to understand each other better.

1193
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 4: We don't have to be like a doctor to answer these.

1194
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:22,720
Speaker 2: Do we No?

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00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean no, not the ones that that I

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00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:28,960
Speaker 3: have that we're submitted. No, no, but great. You just

1197
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 3: want to throw a couple out there and then what

1198
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 3: we could do. Yeah, then and then just to think

1199
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 3: it over first. Well yeah, I mean, like if you

1200
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 3: if you want to answer.

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00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 2: All right, Well one is, like I said, is incredibly

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00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,160
Speaker 2: specific and it involves tamps.

1203
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, yeah, well no, of course, because I learned

1204
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 3: so much the last time we talked about.

1205
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:52,919
Speaker 2: Saw one and pretended to insert one and I learned

1206
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:55,400
Speaker 2: a lot. You know, how you try to make the

1207
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 2: most of a bad situation. Like when I was a

1208
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:59,320
Speaker 2: kid and I broke my arm. At least you have

1209
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:01,840
Speaker 2: somebody your friend and sign your cast or whatever. You know,

1210
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:03,640
Speaker 2: it sucks that you broke your arm, but yeah, it's

1211
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 2: cool you got your cast and you know, just making

1212
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,040
Speaker 2: the best of a bad situation. And then Sammy, you

1213
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 2: once mentioned that you have to how should I phrase this,

1214
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:16,480
Speaker 2: uh replace slash change your tamp when you number two

1215
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:19,680
Speaker 2: because it might come out right nice. My question would be,

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00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:22,280
Speaker 2: have you ever tried to just basically have fun with

1217
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:24,120
Speaker 2: a bad situation where you're like, I'm gonna make it

1218
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 2: pop out or I'm gonna yeah, or I'm gonna Is that.

1219
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:30,880
Speaker 3: The female equivalent of trying to hang a towel off

1220
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:32,400
Speaker 3: your exactly.

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00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 11: Off you do put a tamp like a baby yeah.

1222
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 2: Or like if you stand with your legs far apart

1223
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:39,160
Speaker 2: and kind of swing the string around, or like kind

1224
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:44,320
Speaker 2: of like wells right, exactly, like just try to have

1225
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:46,040
Speaker 2: fun with it even though it sucks.

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00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:48,040
Speaker 11: No, I have not tried to do that.

1227
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:49,760
Speaker 4: Have you ever tied something to the end of it

1228
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:50,640
Speaker 4: and made it decorative?

1229
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:51,080
Speaker 15: Is that what.

1230
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 3: Your yeah made?

1231
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 9: Some ornaments?

1232
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 7: I just never realized that Christmas Christmas a little Christmas

1233
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,840
Speaker 7: ornament like a red ball.

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01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:04,560
Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever had any quote unquote fun

1235
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:07,400
Speaker 4: with my tampon. Really we've been missing.

1236
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 3: Out but dazzling at all.

1237
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 4: Sometimes it can.

1238
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,880
Speaker 7: Be really I don't know saying if this is your

1239
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:14,120
Speaker 7: experience or any of the other ladies on here, it

1240
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:17,200
Speaker 7: can be really hard to pull out and you have

1241
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:22,320
Speaker 7: to like like like wrap it around your wrist when

1242
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 7: it's dry, or just your muscles.

1243
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:27,120
Speaker 3: Are like contracted, Like do you put your like one

1244
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 3: foot up on the toilet and kind of use that

1245
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 3: like to leverage.

1246
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:33,439
Speaker 4: That's how you That's how you can That's how.

1247
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:37,120
Speaker 3: You put it in. Yeah, if it's being real stubborn

1248
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 3: about coming out, like.

1249
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:38,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a lawnmower.

1250
01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 3: I start.

1251
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:45,240
Speaker 12: In this sense of greg when I say, you know,

1252
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 12: when you go number two in the pushing, it may

1253
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:50,120
Speaker 12: make it come out. It's not coming all the way out.

1254
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:53,080
Speaker 12: It'll just be like a little bit and enough where

1255
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:56,640
Speaker 12: you'd have to pull it out, yeah, because otherwise it's

1256
01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:58,040
Speaker 12: kind of just a little bit out.

1257
01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:01,880
Speaker 7: It can though, if we're getting graphic. There are times

1258
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:03,600
Speaker 7: where I've gone to the bathroom and I've left and

1259
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:06,920
Speaker 7: I'm like, my tampa's still it.

1260
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:08,720
Speaker 4: It does happen, and then it's like, well, what do

1261
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:09,240
Speaker 4: I do now?

1262
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:11,720
Speaker 3: Because just check what do you mean?

1263
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:16,080
Speaker 7: Because sometimes the string isn't like conveniently located and then

1264
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:17,040
Speaker 7: you're really just kind of.

1265
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:20,880
Speaker 19: Oh yeah, yeah, have you ever loved the string?

1266
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 4: That's what I'm talking about.

1267
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought that's what the point of the string was.

1268
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:26,800
Speaker 3: I thought it was like a search and rescue.

1269
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 11: So you don't have to stick your fingers.

1270
01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I understand. But sometimes that I understand, but I

1271
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:34,720
Speaker 3: can't understand like how to get.

1272
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:37,479
Speaker 7: Sometimes it goes caddy wampus. It doesn't have a weight

1273
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:39,200
Speaker 7: on the end of it, like sometimes it goes where

1274
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:39,600
Speaker 7: it goes.

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01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:41,560
Speaker 2: That's what That's what I'm saying, Like, put a weight on.

1276
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:44,640
Speaker 4: That's what they need, like fishing, That's what I'm sing.

1277
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:48,640
Speaker 3: Bait and just make them longer they can't bear. Yeah,

1278
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:52,680
Speaker 3: like a little little charm like length.

1279
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:55,080
Speaker 18: It's the fact that the material it is, it's not

1280
01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:57,720
Speaker 18: a strong it'll bunch and get wet and stuff.

1281
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:05,760
Speaker 13: I have a like non gross question about tampon. Is

1282
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:08,760
Speaker 13: there any like fashionable ones, like oh, all the cool

1283
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:11,120
Speaker 13: girls they use this brand like fashionable.

1284
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 3: It's in like a trendy the color cool brand. Yeah,

1285
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:17,800
Speaker 3: like all the you know, like they make Stanley mugs, right, yeah, yeah,

1286
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:19,480
Speaker 3: but then they make other ones that look like Stanley

1287
01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:21,400
Speaker 3: mugs that are not Stanley mugs. That's cool to have

1288
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:22,480
Speaker 3: the Stanley.

1289
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:24,160
Speaker 2: Colors.

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Speaker 12: I would argue the Tampax Pearl I would be in

1291
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 12: that cat.

1292
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:30,440
Speaker 4: I was just gonna say, I use the Tampax Pearl forever.

1293
01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:32,440
Speaker 3: I'm looking to get a lady a gift to just

1294
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:34,440
Speaker 3: make sure I get the pearl.

1295
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:34,840
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 2: Is that the in brand?

1297
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 6: Morgan?

1298
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:37,600
Speaker 4: Is that what you'd say?

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01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:39,520
Speaker 9: I go for the sport Tampax Sport.

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Speaker 3: What's the difference? What does that do?

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01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:43,040
Speaker 9: I don't know. The Sport one seems like it's gonna

1302
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:43,920
Speaker 9: be more.

1303
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:47,800
Speaker 3: Adaptable to Matt Black or something. Got spinners and running bolts,

1304
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:50,720
Speaker 3: a lightning bolt on the it's got a special trim

1305
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:53,080
Speaker 3: to it. But I told you that they can only

1306
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:56,280
Speaker 3: get on the sport I have used.

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01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,439
Speaker 7: By well, not by accident. Was the only choice? Those

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01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:05,320
Speaker 7: O B tampons no applicator. Your choices at that point exist.

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01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:07,240
Speaker 3: What was the other one that you hated recently? You

1310
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:09,000
Speaker 3: said you got one from like Whole Foods or something.

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01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:12,440
Speaker 7: It's like it's like a little teeny tiny cardboard tube

1312
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:17,439
Speaker 7: and nothing. It's just and it's it's really like it's

1313
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:18,960
Speaker 7: like if you were putting wool up there.

1314
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:20,600
Speaker 3: Because I said, you said it was kind of like

1315
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:25,000
Speaker 3: a like a tree branch. It was slash like old newspapers,

1316
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 3: shredded up like just some hippie dippy thing like.

1317
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:31,240
Speaker 4: The bottom of like a chicken coop, the compost.

1318
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:34,680
Speaker 3: All right, so Greg started with a tampon tampon question.

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01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:37,040
Speaker 2: Of course, I think MENACE's question is good because you

1320
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:39,720
Speaker 2: think these companies would brand them better, like have a

1321
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:42,080
Speaker 2: limited edition color like.

1322
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 3: A Walmart exclusive. Yeah, you can like a cool collabeing

1323
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:52,040
Speaker 3: like skinny.

1324
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:57,480
Speaker 2: Girl or something, you know, buy anything.

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01:03:57,480 --> 01:04:01,280
Speaker 3: This is a missed more charge on.

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01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:04,160
Speaker 2: This is more of a public service for the Tampa industry.

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01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:06,439
Speaker 3: Questions for the ladies. We got some other ones too,

1328
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:08,520
Speaker 3: and if you got one, you could send a question.

1329
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:11,200
Speaker 3: Doesn't have to be Tampa. They're just throwing that out there, right.

1330
01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:12,840
Speaker 3: I have a bunch of other ones that have nothing

1331
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:15,160
Speaker 3: to do with any as. It's not the whole thing

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Speaker 3: is about anyway. Questions for the ladies. That is next

1333
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:18,640
Speaker 3: here on the Woody Show, hang on.

1334
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:22,520
Speaker 10: Whoa yeah.

1335
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:24,439
Speaker 3: Right back?

1336
01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:40,240
Speaker 20: That is a beautiful boys funny.

1337
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:39,200
Speaker 3: Asked questions for the ladies about all that you know?

1338
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:43,040
Speaker 3: Absolutely all right, So Greg, he had a question right

1339
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:45,880
Speaker 3: before the break and then we'll get the answer on this.

1340
01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:50,160
Speaker 3: We got we got Morgan, we got Gina and Sammy

1341
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:52,560
Speaker 3: to help answer these questions and your second and this

1342
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:55,560
Speaker 3: is the last Tampa related questions. Thank god.

1343
01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:58,640
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, just basically, when you have your first peer

1344
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:00,840
Speaker 2: and your mother makes it big deal out of it,

1345
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:02,520
Speaker 2: wants to have a party or take you on to

1346
01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:05,880
Speaker 2: lunch or celebrate, for lack of a better term, is

1347
01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:07,880
Speaker 2: that a thing? And if it was a thing for you,

1348
01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:09,040
Speaker 2: was it mortified?

1349
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:13,320
Speaker 7: I don't know anyone who experienced that personally. I sure

1350
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:14,040
Speaker 7: as hell didn't.

1351
01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:16,240
Speaker 3: I have heard the term period party.

1352
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:20,400
Speaker 7: Right, Yeah, and remember the Cosby Show had Woman's Day and.

1353
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:22,960
Speaker 4: That was like a really big deal. Yeah, but that

1354
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:24,560
Speaker 4: that is wouldn't fly in my house.

1355
01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:27,080
Speaker 7: And no one explained anything to me. Thank god for

1356
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:30,720
Speaker 7: the public education system. I had no idea. I thought women,

1357
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:35,720
Speaker 7: you know, you laid eggs. Nobody knew anything. I told

1358
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:38,720
Speaker 7: my mom. She was downstairs watching a movie. I was mortified.

1359
01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:40,360
Speaker 7: I didn't know what to do. I sat there just

1360
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:41,960
Speaker 7: staring at the TV for like a half an hour,

1361
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:44,240
Speaker 7: and I was like, I stole my kurds and she's like, okay,

1362
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:47,080
Speaker 7: you congratulations and then I was like, I think it's

1363
01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:54,120
Speaker 7: because I had my period. And my mom goes, turns

1364
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:58,280
Speaker 7: off the TV and goes, okay, get somefine.

1365
01:05:58,240 --> 01:05:59,600
Speaker 4: Goes to the store, gets bad.

1366
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:01,000
Speaker 3: That was my That was it.

1367
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:02,320
Speaker 4: That was my period part.

1368
01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:09,560
Speaker 3: But no like conversation, no tutorial, And that is why

1369
01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:12,400
Speaker 3: I'm more like, do you guys have any questions?

1370
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:17,240
Speaker 12: Yeah, when I first started mine, I was I had

1371
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:19,400
Speaker 12: two older sisters, so it's not like I.

1372
01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:20,840
Speaker 11: Was the only girl bitch.

1373
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:25,840
Speaker 12: So when I started mine, I remember telling my mom

1374
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:28,440
Speaker 12: and she just went, okay, well, then go grab a

1375
01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:29,160
Speaker 12: pad like it was.

1376
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:32,760
Speaker 3: It was just like about the time because like two

1377
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:35,080
Speaker 3: other sisters you get, you get those hand me down

1378
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:37,360
Speaker 3: tamps happened.

1379
01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:45,080
Speaker 12: Yeah, after that kind of first cycle, I went, I'm

1380
01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:45,800
Speaker 12: done with pads.

1381
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:46,880
Speaker 4: They're so annoying.

1382
01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:49,480
Speaker 12: And so I told my mom. I was like, I'm

1383
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:51,720
Speaker 12: just gonna use him, and my mom was like, I don't.

1384
01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:54,400
Speaker 12: This was the this was the only real conversation. And

1385
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:57,720
Speaker 12: my mom was like, I don't recommend that you're going

1386
01:06:57,800 --> 01:07:00,320
Speaker 12: to leak, Like it's not because when you first start

1387
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,920
Speaker 12: and you don't know you and so she warned me

1388
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:04,280
Speaker 12: and she was like, you don't want to be at

1389
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:06,760
Speaker 12: school or something and something happens. I really don't think

1390
01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:08,560
Speaker 12: you should and I was like, well, I'm not wearing pads.

1391
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:10,440
Speaker 12: I'm not doing it, and she was like, I'm.

1392
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:13,400
Speaker 3: Gonna throw up. And somebody on the tech says, my

1393
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:15,760
Speaker 3: mom and my aunt got me a cake that said congrats,

1394
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:18,760
Speaker 3: and my dad got me a card that day for

1395
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:24,720
Speaker 3: everyone listening, don't do that. Seems like make it. This

1396
01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:27,480
Speaker 3: one said, I was the first girl to get mine

1397
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:31,120
Speaker 3: in class. Didn't get a big celebration, but for one

1398
01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:33,400
Speaker 3: week I was the coolest girl in all of class.

1399
01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:35,400
Speaker 3: All the other girls wanted to ask me about it

1400
01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:36,520
Speaker 3: because I was quote a woman.

1401
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:38,840
Speaker 7: Now, Oh, I like that because I remember the girl

1402
01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:40,800
Speaker 7: who got hers first, and she was like in fifth

1403
01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:43,000
Speaker 7: or sixth grade and we were all like, like, don't

1404
01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:43,520
Speaker 7: talk about it.

1405
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:44,240
Speaker 4: How embarrassing for you.

1406
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:46,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems like I'd be the opposite of that, right, some.

1407
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:50,920
Speaker 3: Other questions for the ladies. And so my wife will

1408
01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:52,520
Speaker 3: asked me this question every once a while. She goes,

1409
01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:54,440
Speaker 3: isn't it weird to sit like when you got nuts? Like,

1410
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:56,760
Speaker 3: how do you isn't that uncomfortable? It's the same kind

1411
01:07:56,760 --> 01:07:58,960
Speaker 3: of thing, But how do you sleep comfortably with boobs.

1412
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:00,520
Speaker 3: This is one of the questions I got sent in.

1413
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:01,960
Speaker 2: That's a good question.

1414
01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:03,920
Speaker 11: I mean, I wouldn't know, so, Gina, you want to

1415
01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:04,400
Speaker 11: take this one.

1416
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:09,720
Speaker 7: Well, you know, they do have boob pillows that I

1417
01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:12,600
Speaker 7: looked into before my reduction. They're like they're like these

1418
01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:15,480
Speaker 7: like kind of curved on both side pillows that you

1419
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:17,719
Speaker 7: put in between your boobs so when you lay sideways,

1420
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:19,280
Speaker 7: they don't like smush together.

1421
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:22,559
Speaker 4: But I never actually pulled the trigger on that. But

1422
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:24,880
Speaker 4: it is not easy. You don't sleep on your front,

1423
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:25,479
Speaker 4: that's for sure.

1424
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:27,040
Speaker 3: So you can't stomach sleep.

1425
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:29,600
Speaker 7: And if you ever, like are on vacation or you

1426
01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:32,360
Speaker 7: go to the beach, it's true, we do dig a

1427
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:33,360
Speaker 7: little trench and.

1428
01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:38,400
Speaker 3: Like, yas that makes sense, Yeah, yeah, same, it doesn't get.

1429
01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:41,160
Speaker 19: But I can't really relate to that either, Gina. I

1430
01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:44,000
Speaker 19: sleep on my front. I've never had to shoes.

1431
01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:47,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're like, I mean too small.

1432
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:47,920
Speaker 2: All right.

1433
01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:51,000
Speaker 3: Uh. For women in groups, why don't you call your

1434
01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:53,559
Speaker 3: friends out for bad behavior when they are obviously in

1435
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:56,160
Speaker 3: the wrong. Why is there a need to always justify

1436
01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:56,799
Speaker 3: their actions?

1437
01:08:56,880 --> 01:08:58,440
Speaker 4: Oh that's interesting.

1438
01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:00,960
Speaker 19: Well I do this, I call out and I've lost

1439
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:03,160
Speaker 19: friends because of that, because they just want to hear

1440
01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:06,080
Speaker 19: what they want to hear. So girls with big friends

1441
01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:12,840
Speaker 19: group it's because they don't tell the truth to their friends.

1442
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:13,519
Speaker 3: Because guys are like, dude, you're a dumb ass right

1443
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:17,599
Speaker 3: the faces. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I guess you if

1444
01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:19,160
Speaker 3: you did it privately or do you do it in

1445
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:19,759
Speaker 3: front of the group.

1446
01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:23,120
Speaker 19: Well, it's there's been different situations, but no, mostly privately.

1447
01:09:23,479 --> 01:09:26,160
Speaker 19: But sometimes if you're you know, three or four girlfriends

1448
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:28,679
Speaker 19: at lunch or whatever, and they're talking about their ex

1449
01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:30,479
Speaker 19: and blah blah, and you just tell it to them straight,

1450
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:31,959
Speaker 19: the whole group of girls.

1451
01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:33,599
Speaker 9: Will look at you like, are you crazy right now?

1452
01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:34,240
Speaker 3: What are you doing?

1453
01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:34,880
Speaker 9: Like, don't say that.

1454
01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:36,880
Speaker 3: But dudes, we prefer to do it in front of

1455
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:38,560
Speaker 3: you because it's funny.

1456
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:40,800
Speaker 12: That well, things can be delivered in a certain way.

1457
01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:44,679
Speaker 12: If you're just being overly mean, that's not really helpful.

1458
01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:49,679
Speaker 3: Here's another question, questions for the ladies. How can women

1459
01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:52,000
Speaker 3: drop so much hair in my house and not be

1460
01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:55,479
Speaker 3: bald liked?

1461
01:09:55,680 --> 01:09:58,760
Speaker 7: That's I think it's an optical illusion because each hair

1462
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:01,640
Speaker 7: is you know, ten inches long as opposed to you know,

1463
01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:02,799
Speaker 7: half an inch long.

1464
01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:03,240
Speaker 4: Like your hair.

1465
01:10:03,439 --> 01:10:05,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe but like I just know, like I want

1466
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:07,439
Speaker 3: to go take a leak recently, and there's a garbage

1467
01:10:07,479 --> 01:10:10,200
Speaker 3: can right next to the toilet. I'm like, what is

1468
01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:12,559
Speaker 3: in there? Looks like a bird's nest. Yeah, And that

1469
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:14,920
Speaker 3: was just the hair that she had pulled off of

1470
01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:15,799
Speaker 3: her hair brush.

1471
01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:16,800
Speaker 4: We do shed a lot.

1472
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:19,040
Speaker 3: Yeah. And then I look, she's got this one chair

1473
01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:21,960
Speaker 3: in like the family room that she sits in. I

1474
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:24,000
Speaker 3: never sit in this chair. The kids never sit in

1475
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:26,880
Speaker 3: this chair. It's become her chair. And I'm looking at

1476
01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:29,720
Speaker 3: this thing. It looks like the dog bed, like a

1477
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:32,720
Speaker 3: dog's bed has like just it just covered in fur. Yeah,

1478
01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:34,920
Speaker 3: it's cover like just it's got a ton of her

1479
01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:39,840
Speaker 3: just hair something like all over. I'm like, how are

1480
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:41,360
Speaker 3: you not bald?

1481
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:43,519
Speaker 4: We I mean, yeah, we do shed a lot.

1482
01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:45,679
Speaker 7: What do they say, you're supposed to the average person

1483
01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:47,679
Speaker 7: sheds like one hundred hairs a day or something.

1484
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:47,920
Speaker 17: Yeah.

1485
01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:49,760
Speaker 19: I think they says fifty to one hundred hairs a

1486
01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:51,040
Speaker 19: day is normal for a woman.

1487
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:51,679
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1488
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:53,920
Speaker 2: Does her hair ever hurt? It seems like having long

1489
01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:57,479
Speaker 2: hair would hurt nor. No, because it's like the weight

1490
01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:59,960
Speaker 2: of it, the weight of it, the length of it.

1491
01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,120
Speaker 19: If you pull it back, Like if you have braids

1492
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:04,519
Speaker 19: or really slick ponytail, that might hurt a little.

1493
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:05,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, it gives you an instant facelift.

1494
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:09,000
Speaker 13: I apparently really hurt when I had hangovers, and like

1495
01:11:09,240 --> 01:11:10,840
Speaker 13: I thought, gel in my hair and I would like

1496
01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:13,080
Speaker 13: touch it, like my whole body would her weird.

1497
01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:15,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, back to the sleeping on your how do you

1498
01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:17,720
Speaker 3: sleep comfortably with boobs question? A couple of people on

1499
01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:20,559
Speaker 3: the text we have. One five oh five says I'm

1500
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:22,960
Speaker 3: a thirty six double D and I can sleep on

1501
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:27,240
Speaker 3: my tummy, tom because boobs do smush down. This other

1502
01:11:27,280 --> 01:11:30,280
Speaker 3: one says, I wear a forty six K bra. What

1503
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:30,519
Speaker 3: is that?

1504
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:33,160
Speaker 9: Y whip them out?

1505
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:35,080
Speaker 3: I mean I've never.

1506
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:38,479
Speaker 7: Here because you know a B C okay yeah, and

1507
01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:41,600
Speaker 7: because like triple D and E are the same, you know,

1508
01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:42,360
Speaker 7: like that kind of thing.

1509
01:11:42,439 --> 01:11:44,360
Speaker 4: So if she's into the.

1510
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:46,559
Speaker 11: Alphabet O K is a special t bra, like she

1511
01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:47,240
Speaker 11: has to get it.

1512
01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:49,679
Speaker 4: I was very close to that before my reduction.

1513
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:51,719
Speaker 3: I wear a forty six K bra and I sleep

1514
01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:54,000
Speaker 3: comfortably on my front. I hate sleeping on my back.

1515
01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:56,800
Speaker 13: Oh, I mean those must hang to the knees though.

1516
01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:01,320
Speaker 19: The march I will say, though, when you're laying on

1517
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:04,439
Speaker 19: your back, Gina is saying, maybe not saying, but it's

1518
01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:07,559
Speaker 19: say you're, you know, having sexual relations or something. You're

1519
01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:09,519
Speaker 19: laying on your back and your boops are just flat.

1520
01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:11,920
Speaker 19: It's like the most unattractive looking thing ever.

1521
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:14,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, nobody's.

1522
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:17,640
Speaker 3: And it goes under your armpitck kind of thing.

1523
01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:21,640
Speaker 9: Yeah, don't don't look at me.

1524
01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:23,719
Speaker 3: And maybe that's where it got started in poring Greg.

1525
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:25,280
Speaker 2: Together.

1526
01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:33,800
Speaker 3: All right. Questions for the ladies, why can't they tell

1527
01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:36,639
Speaker 3: us what's wrong without having to be asked multiple times?

1528
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:39,639
Speaker 4: I mean, it sounds like it's your relationship, not everyone.

1529
01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:41,280
Speaker 4: I'm pretty direct.

1530
01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:43,639
Speaker 9: There are a lot of girls like that.

1531
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,760
Speaker 3: Another question the fact that women want you more when

1532
01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:50,639
Speaker 3: you're married or have a girlfriend. Why is that because you're.

1533
01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:52,759
Speaker 4: Road tested and approved?

1534
01:12:54,680 --> 01:12:55,040
Speaker 3: Really?

1535
01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:58,160
Speaker 7: I think probably yeah, like, oh somebody else likes you

1536
01:12:58,200 --> 01:12:59,720
Speaker 7: that somebody else has already vetted you.

1537
01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:02,880
Speaker 3: Do you find people more attractive if you know they're

1538
01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:05,559
Speaker 3: in a relationship, Whether it's conscience or I can never

1539
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:08,679
Speaker 3: say that word, right, conscious a conscious or not conscious

1540
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:09,160
Speaker 3: thought or not.

1541
01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:12,680
Speaker 7: I don't that's a good question because being married now,

1542
01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:15,240
Speaker 7: I guess I think less about it, but I would

1543
01:13:15,280 --> 01:13:17,040
Speaker 7: answer it by saying the flip thing. It's like, you know,

1544
01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:19,040
Speaker 7: everyone says, oh, they're this age and they're not married,

1545
01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:20,760
Speaker 7: what's wrong with them?

1546
01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:21,000
Speaker 4: You know?

1547
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:22,920
Speaker 7: So maybe the opposite is true, like oh, you know

1548
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:25,240
Speaker 7: they're somebody else thought they were good enough to marry.

1549
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:26,320
Speaker 3: Yeah you know what I mean?

1550
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:29,000
Speaker 2: Or is there maybe some sort of taboo element to it,

1551
01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:33,880
Speaker 2: like oh, he's unattainable, so it makes it nay or naughty?

1552
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:36,080
Speaker 3: Naughty.

1553
01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:37,160
Speaker 19: It's a challenge.

1554
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:38,560
Speaker 3: It's a challenge.

1555
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:43,120
Speaker 4: I've never found it more appealing, I guess. Yeah.

1556
01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:45,600
Speaker 7: I don't get that the ring is an obstacle to

1557
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:48,080
Speaker 7: like you back off, You're not like, oh, challenge, except

1558
01:13:48,520 --> 01:13:49,360
Speaker 7: they would go to like.

1559
01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:53,680
Speaker 3: One of those natural competitive things between women. Yeah, take

1560
01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:56,920
Speaker 3: somebody's husband. Well, because they say, like, no, chicks don't

1561
01:13:56,960 --> 01:14:00,920
Speaker 3: do things for you know, do whatever. Yeah, there's always

1562
01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:04,679
Speaker 3: some kind of competition. Yeah right, And there are people

1563
01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:07,559
Speaker 3: who are obviously more competitive than others, and so maybe

1564
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:08,920
Speaker 3: it's one of those I don't I don't know.

1565
01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:12,320
Speaker 12: I could be for a single guy, sure, oh okay,

1566
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:14,519
Speaker 12: but I wouldn't for somebody's husband or.

1567
01:14:15,080 --> 01:14:15,879
Speaker 4: Make the mistakes.

1568
01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:18,120
Speaker 7: We know that there are women out there that are

1569
01:14:18,479 --> 01:14:20,720
Speaker 7: into that. I just I think we're having a hard

1570
01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:21,360
Speaker 7: time relating.

1571
01:14:21,439 --> 01:14:25,519
Speaker 13: Yeah, but I think what you said initially like road tested. Okay,

1572
01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:27,879
Speaker 13: this guy has been approved by others exactly.

1573
01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:30,720
Speaker 2: Speaking of shoes and purses, did you have to like

1574
01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:35,800
Speaker 2: practice walking into high heels. Yes, yeah, absolutely, for what

1575
01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:36,720
Speaker 2: a day for that?

1576
01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:39,439
Speaker 7: And then you have to like, well, we would like

1577
01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:42,280
Speaker 7: shuffle up and down our driveway to scuff the bottom

1578
01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:43,439
Speaker 7: so they were less slippery.

1579
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:46,479
Speaker 4: And you know, we absolutely had to like rehearse.

1580
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:51,800
Speaker 2: It seems impossible, very difficult. I'm no, it seems like

1581
01:14:51,840 --> 01:14:52,679
Speaker 2: it would be impossible.

1582
01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:53,679
Speaker 4: It's not my favorite.

1583
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:55,400
Speaker 11: Yeah, you need strong inkles for sure.

1584
01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:57,400
Speaker 13: Just wear flats because I don't want to deal with

1585
01:14:57,400 --> 01:14:58,840
Speaker 13: you at the end of the night where you're walking

1586
01:14:58,880 --> 01:14:59,599
Speaker 13: around with him.

1587
01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:04,760
Speaker 7: Shoes in Vegas like the Zombie Bear, because Morgan's so tall, Like,

1588
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:06,640
Speaker 7: I can't really see you wearing heels.

1589
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:11,080
Speaker 19: I wear heels all the time, is how I'm always

1590
01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:12,080
Speaker 19: taller than six foot.

1591
01:15:12,200 --> 01:15:13,080
Speaker 9: I love heels.

1592
01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:15,639
Speaker 3: You're tall already, so that's why I figure, like maybe

1593
01:15:15,640 --> 01:15:16,200
Speaker 3: you wouldn't.

1594
01:15:16,439 --> 01:15:18,479
Speaker 19: No, I think it adds to the outfit. Honestly, I

1595
01:15:18,479 --> 01:15:25,040
Speaker 19: think flats are gross. Girls like out of them. And sorry,

1596
01:15:25,160 --> 01:15:27,960
Speaker 19: back to Venice's point, if you cannot commit to the

1597
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,720
Speaker 19: same shoes all night, don't wear them because it is

1598
01:15:30,840 --> 01:15:34,200
Speaker 19: so gross and unattractive to see a girl, you know,

1599
01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:36,400
Speaker 19: holding her shoes or wearing flops.

1600
01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:39,800
Speaker 7: Well talked about companies that saw a need and went

1601
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:42,120
Speaker 7: in there. There's vending machines that a lot of like

1602
01:15:42,160 --> 01:15:45,000
Speaker 7: party spots with those little ballet flats, and I'm pretty

1603
01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:46,519
Speaker 7: genius like CVS.

1604
01:15:46,520 --> 01:15:49,120
Speaker 12: Now, I was always that girl, though, barefoot within two

1605
01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:50,000
Speaker 12: seconds a wedding.

1606
01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:52,440
Speaker 11: I've always streaming Vegas barefoot.

1607
01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:53,400
Speaker 3: Why a lot?

1608
01:15:53,800 --> 01:16:01,160
Speaker 12: Because I can't.

1609
01:15:59,320 --> 01:15:59,960
Speaker 11: Are yelled me.

1610
01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:01,400
Speaker 12: He was like, you need to put your shoes on

1611
01:16:01,479 --> 01:16:02,839
Speaker 12: right now, and I'm like, well, that's not happening.

1612
01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:04,960
Speaker 9: But why wouldn't you just wear comfortable shoes on?

1613
01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:11,479
Speaker 19: Because one and hey be ugly, but commit to being ugly.

1614
01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:13,320
Speaker 3: I did so one or the other. There's another one

1615
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:15,479
Speaker 3: common things women do that men can wrap their heads

1616
01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:18,120
Speaker 3: around for me, the impacts of the menstrual cycle on

1617
01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:20,760
Speaker 3: the entire body. I know enough to be very glad

1618
01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:22,599
Speaker 3: I don't have to go through it, but not enough

1619
01:16:22,640 --> 01:16:25,760
Speaker 3: to fully understand what women go through. Like everybody knows

1620
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:27,639
Speaker 3: about the you know tams, right, Greg.

1621
01:16:27,479 --> 01:16:30,200
Speaker 2: Well That's the thing is I just have zero understanding

1622
01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:30,400
Speaker 2: of it.

1623
01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:33,439
Speaker 7: For some people, it's not a big deal. For others

1624
01:16:33,479 --> 01:16:37,120
Speaker 7: like me, you get shooting pains down your legs, and

1625
01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:41,439
Speaker 7: then some people headaches and migraines and uh, you know,

1626
01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:45,679
Speaker 7: hormones are affected where like your stomach gets real jacked

1627
01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:48,040
Speaker 7: up and so you're just like constantly on.

1628
01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:50,200
Speaker 4: The like it's the period exactly.

1629
01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:51,120
Speaker 3: It affects the.

1630
01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:54,280
Speaker 4: Whole b and you get like you get.

1631
01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:57,200
Speaker 7: Dumb, you get dumber, like you can't remember stuff. It's

1632
01:16:57,400 --> 01:16:58,160
Speaker 7: it's a whole thing.

1633
01:16:58,360 --> 01:17:01,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, that reminds me. There was this old timey like

1634
01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:04,880
Speaker 3: back in the fifties, sixties whatever, they had these like

1635
01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:07,679
Speaker 3: sex ed classes and they would show people the film

1636
01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:10,000
Speaker 3: strips like you know some of his. That was always

1637
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:11,240
Speaker 3: a cool job, by the way, when you were a

1638
01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:13,760
Speaker 3: kid and it had a slide projector or a film

1639
01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:15,200
Speaker 3: strip that had to be turned and you got to

1640
01:17:15,240 --> 01:17:17,400
Speaker 3: be the one to turn it. Oh yeah, yeah, they

1641
01:17:17,439 --> 01:17:21,599
Speaker 3: don't do that anymore obviously, because yeah, but yeah, there

1642
01:17:21,680 --> 01:17:22,880
Speaker 3: was like one of those. This is one of those

1643
01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:25,200
Speaker 3: old sex said things. When it comes to period.

1644
01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:30,920
Speaker 21: Lesson too, men'struation like seasons, there comes a time in

1645
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:34,960
Speaker 21: every young lady's life, every body changes. You will notice

1646
01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:39,320
Speaker 21: breasts starting to appear. The boyish figure is replaced by

1647
01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:43,360
Speaker 21: a more curved torso. But the most important change a

1648
01:17:43,479 --> 01:17:48,559
Speaker 21: young girl will experience is labeled menstruation, or more commonly

1649
01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:53,200
Speaker 21: called a period or monthlies every month for four or

1650
01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:58,040
Speaker 21: five days, blood will flow outside your bodies. Not worry

1651
01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:02,080
Speaker 21: every girl encounters this. It may be scary at first,

1652
01:18:02,120 --> 01:18:05,360
Speaker 21: but as you grow, the menstrual cycle will become second

1653
01:18:05,439 --> 01:18:09,280
Speaker 21: nature to you. To protect your clothing the blood, you

1654
01:18:09,320 --> 01:18:13,080
Speaker 21: wear a sanitary pad. The sanitary pad is a thick

1655
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:16,679
Speaker 21: layer of cotton that absorbs all the blood. It prevents

1656
01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:20,559
Speaker 21: it from staining your underwear pants. It's a good idea

1657
01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:24,479
Speaker 21: to keep some extra pads in your purse locker. Remember,

1658
01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:28,679
Speaker 21: the menstrual cycle means you are maturing into a young woman.

1659
01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:32,040
Speaker 21: Enjoy this change in your body.

1660
01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:42,040
Speaker 3: HEP, it's the G in Garcia. So call sports Witch Garcy. Hey,

1661
01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:43,720
Speaker 3: good morning and happy Friday, Jeff G.

1662
01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:44,519
Speaker 20: What up?

1663
01:18:44,560 --> 01:18:45,120
Speaker 2: And good morning?

1664
01:18:45,120 --> 01:18:46,360
Speaker 3: What do you show? Happy Friday?

1665
01:18:46,439 --> 01:18:49,679
Speaker 1: Everybody got your World Series information in just a few seconds.

1666
01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:51,640
Speaker 1: But let's go ahead and start with my chargers. They

1667
01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:53,519
Speaker 1: got it done last night. In a big way versus

1668
01:18:53,520 --> 01:19:01,400
Speaker 1: the Vikings Store Curd touch down, my man crush, Justin

1669
01:19:01,439 --> 01:19:04,120
Speaker 1: Herbert three touchdowns and Vidal rand for one hundred and

1670
01:19:04,120 --> 01:19:05,639
Speaker 1: twenty seven yards and a TD as well.

1671
01:19:05,960 --> 01:19:07,599
Speaker 3: Chargers are now five and three.

1672
01:19:07,880 --> 01:19:10,200
Speaker 1: Rams fans, you got the weekend off as well as

1673
01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:13,839
Speaker 1: Raider fans. Niners do play the Texans Sunday at ten am.

1674
01:19:14,160 --> 01:19:16,880
Speaker 1: On to the World Series Game number one tonight five

1675
01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:20,160
Speaker 1: pm from Toronto. Blake Snell on the mound for the Dodgers,

1676
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:23,400
Speaker 1: and speaking of the Dodgers, pitching, Alex Vessio won't be

1677
01:19:23,479 --> 01:19:25,760
Speaker 1: with the team. He had a very personal family matter

1678
01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:28,759
Speaker 1: that he's dealing with. I do know his wife was pregnant,

1679
01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:30,800
Speaker 1: so I may have something to do with that either way.

1680
01:19:30,880 --> 01:19:33,519
Speaker 1: Prayers out to the Vestia family. Don't forget you can

1681
01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:35,840
Speaker 1: win your World Series tickets right here on the Woody Show.

1682
01:19:36,080 --> 01:19:38,280
Speaker 3: Keep listening for your chance to win. Move it on

1683
01:19:38,360 --> 01:19:39,080
Speaker 3: to the NBA.

1684
01:19:39,479 --> 01:19:41,800
Speaker 1: T Wolfs are at Crypto dot Com tonight facing the

1685
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:44,760
Speaker 1: Lakers at seven pm. That's on Prime Video. Then the

1686
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:47,479
Speaker 1: Lakers are in Sacramento on Sunday. Clippers hosts the Suns

1687
01:19:47,520 --> 01:19:50,439
Speaker 1: tonight at Into It Dome. Then the Blazers on Sunday. Now,

1688
01:19:50,479 --> 01:19:53,439
Speaker 1: speaking of the Trail Blazers, their coach Chauncey billups in

1689
01:19:53,479 --> 01:19:56,920
Speaker 1: the middle of that huge NBA scandal involving leaked information

1690
01:19:57,000 --> 01:20:00,320
Speaker 1: about players poker games hosted by the mob using X

1691
01:20:00,439 --> 01:20:04,000
Speaker 1: ray tables, special glasses and contact lenses and so much more.

1692
01:20:04,280 --> 01:20:07,040
Speaker 1: NBA has a huge problem on their hands. Maybe the

1693
01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:09,479
Speaker 1: Internet is right. All these damn games are fixed at

1694
01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:12,280
Speaker 1: Ahl Kings won last night in overtime. Kings are in

1695
01:20:12,360 --> 01:20:15,639
Speaker 1: Nashville tomorrow, and in Chicago on Sunday. Ducks beat Boston

1696
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:18,200
Speaker 1: last night seven five, and there in Tampa Bay tomorrow.

1697
01:20:18,400 --> 01:20:20,880
Speaker 1: College football UCLA have won a few in a row,

1698
01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:24,080
Speaker 1: but they got their biggest test tomorrow versus Indiana. Hope

1699
01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:27,760
Speaker 1: you have a great sports weekend. And of course I'm

1700
01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:29,240
Speaker 1: Jeff G. And that's a SoCal.

1701
01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:37,960
Speaker 3: Sports all right, Jeff, you.

1702
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:36,320
Speaker 5: All right?

1703
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:39,800
Speaker 3: So we'll get to this really quick. A couple more

1704
01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:44,840
Speaker 3: questions for the ladies. Number one, the fact that they

1705
01:20:44,880 --> 01:20:48,320
Speaker 3: find other people's dating drama interesting and it doesn't even

1706
01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:50,920
Speaker 3: need to be someone that they know. It's baffling to me.

1707
01:20:51,439 --> 01:20:53,679
Speaker 3: They can prattle on and on for hours. The most

1708
01:20:53,680 --> 01:20:56,880
Speaker 3: of the most granular detail of other people's dating lives.

1709
01:20:57,120 --> 01:20:59,719
Speaker 3: How the F is that even interesting? Good question?

1710
01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:00,920
Speaker 2: Off the great question.

1711
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:02,280
Speaker 4: I have an answer for that.

1712
01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:04,360
Speaker 7: When it's people that you know and like the people

1713
01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:07,080
Speaker 7: that you and your boyfriend or husband know, but.

1714
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:10,800
Speaker 13: Not like celebrity break up drama, like people are interested

1715
01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:12,960
Speaker 13: about that, that's obsessed with that.

1716
01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:15,360
Speaker 7: That's not really my feel of expertise. But when it's

1717
01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:19,720
Speaker 7: people you know, it's like, that's the most like juicy

1718
01:21:19,760 --> 01:21:23,040
Speaker 7: gossip in the world, because you know, people present themselves

1719
01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:25,639
Speaker 7: one way in public and one way to their person

1720
01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:28,360
Speaker 7: they're with. And when you find out who that person is,

1721
01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:30,599
Speaker 7: how do you not just talk about it for hours?

1722
01:21:30,640 --> 01:21:33,840
Speaker 3: On that will I will argue that everybody enjoys some

1723
01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:38,519
Speaker 3: hot goss hot, but not when it comes to the

1724
01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:41,400
Speaker 3: really I don't like the relationship stuff or really anything

1725
01:21:41,479 --> 01:21:42,800
Speaker 3: celebrity related to that.

1726
01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:43,439
Speaker 4: I don't really know.

1727
01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:45,400
Speaker 3: I'm with you on people that maybe you know, Oh

1728
01:21:45,439 --> 01:21:46,040
Speaker 3: I got to hear it.

1729
01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:47,960
Speaker 11: See I love it no matter what. I don't even

1730
01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:51,440
Speaker 11: need to know. I want to hear the whole story.

1731
01:21:51,160 --> 01:21:53,760
Speaker 12: Because I also just when it comes to movies and

1732
01:21:53,760 --> 01:21:56,600
Speaker 12: stuff like that, love a true story. So if I

1733
01:21:56,640 --> 01:21:58,280
Speaker 12: want if there's a movie and they're like, oh, based

1734
01:21:58,280 --> 01:22:00,160
Speaker 12: on a true story, Like, oh, I'm watching and this

1735
01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:03,040
Speaker 12: actually happened. So if you're telling me a story whether

1736
01:22:03,120 --> 01:22:06,200
Speaker 12: I know that I'm not, and I can ask all

1737
01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:08,240
Speaker 12: the questions that I want and get all.

1738
01:22:08,120 --> 01:22:09,719
Speaker 11: The answers, it's the best.

1739
01:22:09,760 --> 01:22:11,280
Speaker 12: And you're like, oh my gosh. And then you tell

1740
01:22:11,320 --> 01:22:13,160
Speaker 12: other people and you're like, this actually happened. You're not

1741
01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:13,840
Speaker 12: gonna believe it.

1742
01:22:16,840 --> 01:22:20,920
Speaker 13: Somebody in your wheelhouse what's her name, Ballerini something? Did

1743
01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:22,439
Speaker 13: she go through some big breakup?

1744
01:22:22,920 --> 01:22:24,400
Speaker 11: I mean she did, Yes, she got a divorce.

1745
01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:26,599
Speaker 13: Yeah, Like I don't even know who that is. But

1746
01:22:26,800 --> 01:22:29,559
Speaker 13: they like people talk about the drama so much, it

1747
01:22:29,720 --> 01:22:31,920
Speaker 13: like comes up in that way about whoever the hell

1748
01:22:31,920 --> 01:22:34,599
Speaker 13: it was. There was like some and they combined the names.

1749
01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:37,200
Speaker 13: It was the it wasn't a car dash here.

1750
01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:39,000
Speaker 3: No, I don't know.

1751
01:22:39,040 --> 01:22:41,960
Speaker 13: There's something recently though that's constantly in my feed is

1752
01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:46,559
Speaker 13: the Zach Bryan Hoo's the singer and then Brianna from

1753
01:22:46,880 --> 01:22:50,160
Speaker 13: Barcelol Sports, Like their breakup is like constantly all over

1754
01:22:50,240 --> 01:22:50,559
Speaker 13: my feet.

1755
01:22:50,560 --> 01:22:51,720
Speaker 3: I want to say it was a couple of years

1756
01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:54,439
Speaker 3: ago and was a whatever gate or whatever that mess

1757
01:22:54,520 --> 01:22:55,920
Speaker 3: was obsessed.

1758
01:22:55,320 --> 01:23:02,960
Speaker 4: With fortunate to say, I state that the whole thing,

1759
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:03,960
Speaker 4: and I don't know who they are.

1760
01:23:04,200 --> 01:23:06,320
Speaker 3: All right, it's go to Brian. Hey, good morning, Brian,

1761
01:23:07,640 --> 01:23:10,400
Speaker 3: good morning. Right, So what's your question for the ladies?

1762
01:23:11,640 --> 01:23:14,320
Speaker 5: Well, I have a question. Why is it when a

1763
01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:18,280
Speaker 5: guy sheats on a girl that girl and goest becomes

1764
01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:20,760
Speaker 5: friends with the girl that he cheated on her with

1765
01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:22,799
Speaker 5: the other woman.

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Speaker 11: I don't know about this.

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Speaker 4: Did this happen to you?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, a new one.

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01:23:30,320 --> 01:23:34,080
Speaker 13: Yeah, that tends to happen if like the relationship obviously

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01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:37,000
Speaker 13: doesn't continue with.

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01:23:35,320 --> 01:23:38,200
Speaker 3: The with the side piece. Yeah, with the side and

1772
01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:39,519
Speaker 3: then they can miserate over you.

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Speaker 7: Yeah right, I do understand, you know, like girls get

1774
01:23:41,960 --> 01:23:44,400
Speaker 7: all crazy when you know a guy cheats on him

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01:23:44,400 --> 01:23:45,639
Speaker 7: and then goes after the girl.

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Speaker 4: Go after your man. He's the one that couldn't keep

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01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:49,000
Speaker 4: it in his pants.

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01:23:49,080 --> 01:23:50,960
Speaker 3: Well, also, I say the same thing about like a dude,

1779
01:23:50,960 --> 01:23:53,799
Speaker 3: we'll get mad, comes home, sees the wife with somebody

1780
01:23:53,880 --> 01:23:56,000
Speaker 3: else and starts to beat God, you're not in a

1781
01:23:56,080 --> 01:23:59,759
Speaker 3: relationship with him. Yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah, You're commitment

1782
01:24:00,080 --> 01:24:01,519
Speaker 3: issue was with her. I'm not saying you beat the

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01:24:01,520 --> 01:24:03,599
Speaker 3: crap out of her. I'm not saying that, but your

1784
01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:04,800
Speaker 3: issue was with them.

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Speaker 13: Yes, there shouldn't be an issue unless that's your best

1786
01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:08,960
Speaker 13: friend and your brother or your dad.

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01:24:10,479 --> 01:24:13,080
Speaker 3: That like, yeah, yeah, I.

1788
01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:14,120
Speaker 4: Don't think this is very common.

1789
01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:17,280
Speaker 2: Well there was a whole movie with right and there

1790
01:24:17,320 --> 01:24:17,920
Speaker 2: was three of them.

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Speaker 11: They all became best Yeah, sorry about.

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01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:24,880
Speaker 3: That, Brian. That sucks. But like, yeah, but you but

1793
01:24:24,960 --> 01:24:26,160
Speaker 3: you cheated on her?

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01:24:26,880 --> 01:24:28,320
Speaker 5: No, yes I did.

1795
01:24:30,840 --> 01:24:31,080
Speaker 2: First.

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01:24:31,080 --> 01:24:32,960
Speaker 3: Okay with that, Samuel will tell you that you're not

1797
01:24:32,960 --> 01:24:33,960
Speaker 3: really a bad guy, you know.

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Speaker 12: I don't suggest staying with him though, but you can

1799
01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:38,880
Speaker 12: do a bad thing and not be a bad person.

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Speaker 11: There are people who are bad.

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01:24:40,400 --> 01:24:47,800
Speaker 17: People, true, but you're a bad guy, right, Brian person,

1802
01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:50,559
Speaker 17: I think, thank you appreciate listen to the Woode Show.

1803
01:24:51,680 --> 01:24:53,800
Speaker 3: I think what you're talking about that sensation. I don't

1804
01:24:53,800 --> 01:24:56,479
Speaker 3: think the diaper makes it so that you want to pee.

1805
01:24:56,600 --> 01:24:58,479
Speaker 3: I think it. I think there may be some kind

1806
01:24:58,520 --> 01:25:01,880
Speaker 3: of effect where you know you've gone and I can

1807
01:25:01,920 --> 01:25:04,240
Speaker 3: feel the warmth kind of like head them down toward

1808
01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:14,400
Speaker 3: my pest show, the Woody Show. WHI is back? Okay,

1809
01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:19,599
Speaker 3: one more question? Yeah, So, as we're talking about questions

1810
01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:22,439
Speaker 3: for the ladies, and this was one I was sent over.

1811
01:25:22,520 --> 01:25:24,840
Speaker 3: Then I saw some mortis come over. Here's the question

1812
01:25:25,040 --> 01:25:31,719
Speaker 3: from let's see oh six six one? How come women

1813
01:25:31,800 --> 01:25:33,960
Speaker 3: just can't say what they want for dinner? It's always

1814
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:37,439
Speaker 3: some long discussion and they even ask what you want,

1815
01:25:37,560 --> 01:25:40,720
Speaker 3: knowing that they already had something in mind? Why? Why

1816
01:25:40,760 --> 01:25:41,400
Speaker 3: the mind games?

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01:25:41,479 --> 01:25:41,679
Speaker 2: Yeah?

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01:25:41,680 --> 01:25:43,920
Speaker 3: This is the someone somebody else said, why do you

1819
01:25:43,960 --> 01:25:46,320
Speaker 3: ask your significant other to pick a restaurant, food, or

1820
01:25:46,360 --> 01:25:49,840
Speaker 3: travel destination and then shoot the ideas down if you

1821
01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:52,640
Speaker 3: want or don't want certain things? Why can't you just

1822
01:25:52,680 --> 01:25:56,200
Speaker 3: make the decision yourself? Yeah, a question because as a guy,

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01:25:56,479 --> 01:25:58,320
Speaker 3: as a guy who when my wife says, what do

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01:25:58,320 --> 01:26:00,320
Speaker 3: you want for dinner? And I say, I don't care?

1825
01:26:00,360 --> 01:26:03,320
Speaker 3: You know why? Because I really don't care if there's

1826
01:26:03,400 --> 01:26:06,320
Speaker 3: something that I really don't want, like you know what,

1827
01:26:06,400 --> 01:26:09,280
Speaker 3: I had chicken, I had spaghetti. I had chicken for

1828
01:26:09,360 --> 01:26:12,719
Speaker 3: lunch today, Uh not chicken, or you know, had Mexican

1829
01:26:12,760 --> 01:26:14,519
Speaker 3: for lunch today, So I got it. I'm not just

1830
01:26:14,560 --> 01:26:17,439
Speaker 3: not feeling whatever. I'll tell you that and then after

1831
01:26:17,479 --> 01:26:20,160
Speaker 3: that the world's your oyster. And I honestly, truly this

1832
01:26:20,240 --> 01:26:22,519
Speaker 3: is not a test. I'm not testing you. I don't care.

1833
01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:25,320
Speaker 3: You can have whatever you want. Yeah, why is that?

1834
01:26:25,320 --> 01:26:26,240
Speaker 4: That's a good question.

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01:26:26,479 --> 01:26:30,120
Speaker 7: I wonder if it's because women want to come off

1836
01:26:30,160 --> 01:26:32,800
Speaker 7: as agreeable and are just rolling the dice to see

1837
01:26:32,840 --> 01:26:36,520
Speaker 7: if you'll, if you'll, if your two preferences will match.

1838
01:26:36,560 --> 01:26:37,559
Speaker 3: Just you know the spot.

1839
01:26:38,040 --> 01:26:38,360
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1840
01:26:39,439 --> 01:26:40,559
Speaker 3: That's what happened with you.

1841
01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:42,720
Speaker 11: I don't ever know what I want. I just know

1842
01:26:42,760 --> 01:26:43,559
Speaker 11: what I don't want.

1843
01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:44,960
Speaker 3: That's it.

1844
01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:46,920
Speaker 12: So I'll say I don't care unless it's something I

1845
01:26:46,920 --> 01:26:48,040
Speaker 12: don't want. So then you have to throw.

1846
01:26:47,960 --> 01:26:51,320
Speaker 3: As do a laundry list, and so just tell us

1847
01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:52,560
Speaker 3: what you don't want.

1848
01:26:52,800 --> 01:26:56,479
Speaker 11: Right, I will, I will, But it's your thing.

1849
01:26:56,479 --> 01:26:59,439
Speaker 3: You waste the time. Don't ask for ideas without saying

1850
01:26:59,439 --> 01:27:02,280
Speaker 3: what you don't want want, Say hey, no, what I

1851
01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:03,680
Speaker 3: don't want in the moment.

1852
01:27:03,479 --> 01:27:05,519
Speaker 11: Until you until you say it, and then I know

1853
01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:06,559
Speaker 11: that I don't want that.

1854
01:27:06,760 --> 01:27:08,000
Speaker 18: I have to know that you want it before I

1855
01:27:08,040 --> 01:27:11,120
Speaker 18: know I don't want any So I just figured this out.

1856
01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:14,440
Speaker 18: It's women don't want the choice. They want the conversation,

1857
01:27:15,080 --> 01:27:18,160
Speaker 18: like like gossip. Women, that's that's your brain is you

1858
01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:21,760
Speaker 18: want conversation, you want gossip, you want interpersonal relationships, And

1859
01:27:21,800 --> 01:27:23,960
Speaker 18: that's just an extension of it. No, I just don't

1860
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:27,200
Speaker 18: what you want for dinner question because because it involved,

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01:27:27,240 --> 01:27:29,160
Speaker 18: because then it opens up a door to conversation and

1862
01:27:29,200 --> 01:27:32,240
Speaker 18: you're disgusting and going back and forth and this and that. Huh,

1863
01:27:32,280 --> 01:27:33,400
Speaker 18: that's how their brains are wired.

1864
01:27:33,479 --> 01:27:33,679
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1865
01:27:33,680 --> 01:27:37,200
Speaker 3: I saw something really funny on social the other day.

1866
01:27:37,400 --> 01:27:39,599
Speaker 3: I think I posted it on the what do you show?

1867
01:27:39,640 --> 01:27:42,439
Speaker 3: Instagram story where this guy's like, here's how to get

1868
01:27:42,439 --> 01:27:46,800
Speaker 3: around that whole situation. Hey, guess where we're going to

1869
01:27:46,800 --> 01:27:50,000
Speaker 3: dinner tonight? Where guess where we go?

1870
01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:52,880
Speaker 16: Are we going to that type place that I love?

1871
01:27:54,040 --> 01:27:54,240
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1872
01:27:54,720 --> 01:27:58,360
Speaker 3: Yet dude, we share the same brain. Oh my god.

1873
01:27:58,479 --> 01:28:00,280
Speaker 3: Yeh then right over to the play.

1874
01:28:00,640 --> 01:28:05,559
Speaker 4: That's a great idea. Yeah, yeah, great work around.

1875
01:28:05,600 --> 01:28:07,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see because and then Chick's also like like,

1876
01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:14,599
Speaker 3: oh my god, it's like we have ESPN right exactly

1877
01:28:14,600 --> 01:28:16,720
Speaker 3: what it's easy to trick them. Yeah, I mean, so

1878
01:28:17,080 --> 01:28:19,800
Speaker 3: you can try that out, fellas. I will try at

1879
01:28:19,800 --> 01:28:21,120
Speaker 3: some point. See that's I.

1880
01:28:21,160 --> 01:28:23,080
Speaker 4: Got to see some of these girls that you're tricking.

1881
01:28:23,479 --> 01:28:25,400
Speaker 18: No, it's you know, it's like it's the whole it's

1882
01:28:25,400 --> 01:28:27,920
Speaker 18: about the mind games, the mystery, mesthoid. You know, there's

1883
01:28:28,200 --> 01:28:31,640
Speaker 18: there are ways to like easy psychological tricks like what

1884
01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:33,800
Speaker 18: you just did the trick. I mean, it's easy to

1885
01:28:33,800 --> 01:28:36,160
Speaker 18: trick guys too. We just don't care. We don't need

1886
01:28:36,200 --> 01:28:36,719
Speaker 18: to be tricked.

1887
01:28:37,160 --> 01:28:43,920
Speaker 3: We're just dumb as hell. Okay, cool, whatever can show.

1888
01:28:47,360 --> 01:28:49,880
Speaker 3: You know, we're constantly giving out the phone number and

1889
01:28:49,920 --> 01:28:53,120
Speaker 3: the text and email, social media, all these different ways

1890
01:28:53,120 --> 01:28:54,280
Speaker 3: that you could be a part of the show or

1891
01:28:54,320 --> 01:28:56,840
Speaker 3: let you know, let us know what you think. And

1892
01:28:56,880 --> 01:29:01,840
Speaker 3: then there's also our favorite where people get upset about

1893
01:29:01,880 --> 01:29:04,599
Speaker 3: something and then they go to the radio station website

1894
01:29:04,600 --> 01:29:09,040
Speaker 3: and there's that contact us lately, And the other thing

1895
01:29:09,160 --> 01:29:11,040
Speaker 3: is going to management. It goes to everybody on the

1896
01:29:11,040 --> 01:29:13,639
Speaker 3: programming side, because a lot of times it's just hey,

1897
01:29:14,160 --> 01:29:17,080
Speaker 3: asking a question about a contest or sometimes even requesting

1898
01:29:17,120 --> 01:29:19,960
Speaker 3: a song or whatever, and we get those too, and

1899
01:29:19,960 --> 01:29:21,840
Speaker 3: that's where people go to complain. And look, we've said

1900
01:29:21,880 --> 01:29:24,320
Speaker 3: a number of times, this show is only done for

1901
01:29:24,360 --> 01:29:26,320
Speaker 3: the people who really like the show, people who are

1902
01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:28,320
Speaker 3: just kind of and there's a lot of that hate Listen.

1903
01:29:28,800 --> 01:29:31,400
Speaker 3: You know, people hate watch hate Listen. It's been happening

1904
01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:34,479
Speaker 3: for you know, since the beginning of time. Yeah, you know,

1905
01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:37,360
Speaker 3: people hang out with other people who trigger them. They

1906
01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:39,840
Speaker 3: enjoy that stimulation. I'm not sure what it is, but

1907
01:29:40,160 --> 01:29:43,000
Speaker 3: at a certain point it becomes on an unhealthy relationship

1908
01:29:43,160 --> 01:29:44,920
Speaker 3: and we have to cut some dead weight around here.

1909
01:29:44,960 --> 01:30:04,880
Speaker 3: And that's where we have the Woodie Show Crossroads. Yeah,

1910
01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:06,280
Speaker 3: because it's just not productive, you know what I mean,

1911
01:30:06,320 --> 01:30:09,320
Speaker 3: it's probably better for your mental health and we don't

1912
01:30:09,360 --> 01:30:12,240
Speaker 3: have to deal with you and you know all you're

1913
01:30:12,280 --> 01:30:15,280
Speaker 3: just yelling at a wall at that point, right. This

1914
01:30:15,479 --> 01:30:17,639
Speaker 3: was one of those station feedback ones. This is from

1915
01:30:17,680 --> 01:30:24,080
Speaker 3: a woman named joe Ann subject agis to content. Oh

1916
01:30:24,120 --> 01:30:25,880
Speaker 3: and then also when the ones it gets in to

1917
01:30:25,880 --> 01:30:28,559
Speaker 3: the radio station, would you like a reply reply request?

1918
01:30:28,640 --> 01:30:31,920
Speaker 3: In this case, yes for me. She says. I was

1919
01:30:31,960 --> 01:30:34,000
Speaker 3: listening to The Woodies Show and heard their take on

1920
01:30:34,240 --> 01:30:36,559
Speaker 3: the Golden Bach threat, And can I just say, what

1921
01:30:36,640 --> 01:30:41,160
Speaker 3: a gross and demoralizing segment. It's honestly not even funny.

1922
01:30:41,479 --> 01:30:43,320
Speaker 3: But the more I listened, the more I realized the

1923
01:30:43,360 --> 01:30:46,439
Speaker 3: problem wasn't how unfunny the segment was. The actual problem

1924
01:30:46,479 --> 01:30:49,439
Speaker 3: is the fact that your entire crew is exploiting older

1925
01:30:49,479 --> 01:30:52,040
Speaker 3: women who are simply just trying to support themselves and

1926
01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:52,559
Speaker 3: their families.

1927
01:30:52,720 --> 01:30:55,840
Speaker 4: They got money for this segment. Yeah, they were given

1928
01:30:55,920 --> 01:30:56,760
Speaker 4: coins that.

1929
01:30:56,800 --> 01:30:59,200
Speaker 3: Balanced the feed. I honestly have a feeling that it's

1930
01:30:59,240 --> 01:31:02,000
Speaker 3: illegal for your show to even be recording these women

1931
01:31:02,080 --> 01:31:04,479
Speaker 3: in their personal moments and playing them on the radio.

1932
01:31:04,800 --> 01:31:06,960
Speaker 3: That's not true. These are public chat rooms. I hope

1933
01:31:06,960 --> 01:31:09,519
Speaker 3: one day to read an article saying that you were

1934
01:31:09,640 --> 01:31:12,240
Speaker 3: sued for it. But until then, I am never, and

1935
01:31:12,360 --> 01:31:16,040
Speaker 3: I repeat never, listening to this radio station again. Other

1936
01:31:16,120 --> 01:31:18,599
Speaker 3: things I have heard on the show were kind of entertaining,

1937
01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:20,920
Speaker 3: but it's just not worth listening to a show once

1938
01:31:20,960 --> 01:31:22,920
Speaker 3: you find out that all of the hosts are ageis

1939
01:31:23,040 --> 01:31:29,840
Speaker 3: predators and exploiters. Maybe you guys are just creeps and

1940
01:31:29,880 --> 01:31:31,800
Speaker 3: you get off on it all, or maybe you are

1941
01:31:31,840 --> 01:31:34,679
Speaker 3: just unfunny people who have no empathy for the working class.

1942
01:31:34,720 --> 01:31:38,439
Speaker 3: Either way, we're done here. Okay, that's from Joeanne. We've

1943
01:31:38,520 --> 01:31:39,839
Speaker 3: lost everybody.

1944
01:31:40,120 --> 01:31:41,040
Speaker 5: Not very nice.

1945
01:31:42,880 --> 01:31:51,800
Speaker 3: Crap agsbody, but.

1946
01:31:55,720 --> 01:31:57,680
Speaker 2: I for sure that is true.

1947
01:31:58,000 --> 01:32:04,360
Speaker 3: What a show? Crossroads? Next up? This is a sent

1948
01:32:04,439 --> 01:32:06,439
Speaker 3: to our email email at the woodieshow dot com. It's

1949
01:32:06,439 --> 01:32:11,760
Speaker 3: from a guy named Joe no subject. He says, here's

1950
01:32:11,760 --> 01:32:13,400
Speaker 3: the thing about your show. I love it ninety five

1951
01:32:13,439 --> 01:32:15,040
Speaker 3: percent of the time, but the other five percent of

1952
01:32:15,080 --> 01:32:18,080
Speaker 3: the time, I really wonder why even listen. I like

1953
01:32:18,120 --> 01:32:20,000
Speaker 3: the segments for the most part, but what I don't

1954
01:32:20,120 --> 01:32:23,040
Speaker 3: like is how the show, especially Woody, says the show

1955
01:32:23,120 --> 01:32:26,680
Speaker 3: is politically incorrect, and yet the most PC person on

1956
01:32:26,720 --> 01:32:33,680
Speaker 3: the show in Sea Bass too. I support this. I

1957
01:32:33,720 --> 01:32:36,360
Speaker 3: know you'll ask for an example, and there are numerous,

1958
01:32:36,400 --> 01:32:38,599
Speaker 3: But recently a guy called into the show to complain

1959
01:32:38,640 --> 01:32:41,320
Speaker 3: about fat Chick skinny Chick. He said that the segment

1960
01:32:41,400 --> 01:32:44,120
Speaker 3: was unprofessional, and Woody immediately called him an our word.

1961
01:32:44,320 --> 01:32:47,720
Speaker 3: He didn't say retard, he said our word. Really, this

1962
01:32:47,800 --> 01:32:50,519
Speaker 3: is the insensitivity training for a politically correct world that

1963
01:32:50,560 --> 01:32:54,599
Speaker 3: you advertised. Are we still middle schoolers? Another example, there

1964
01:32:54,680 --> 01:32:57,160
Speaker 3: was a news story about a wildfire and the firefighters

1965
01:32:57,160 --> 01:33:00,000
Speaker 3: were dumping fire retardant on it, but you guys couldn't

1966
01:33:00,080 --> 01:33:02,400
Speaker 3: and bring yourself to say that you called it fire

1967
01:33:02,600 --> 01:33:06,560
Speaker 3: our word. How obnoxious joke is You guys are homos

1968
01:33:06,600 --> 01:33:11,519
Speaker 3: politically incorrect of keeping it real? My ass. You guys

1969
01:33:11,520 --> 01:33:13,960
Speaker 3: are different, but you're not just another bunch of PC

1970
01:33:14,280 --> 01:33:17,880
Speaker 3: libtard homos. I've been saying I'm done listening for good

1971
01:33:18,600 --> 01:33:20,480
Speaker 3: all out.

1972
01:33:20,720 --> 01:33:21,559
Speaker 13: I love that the.

1973
01:33:21,400 --> 01:33:24,639
Speaker 4: First creator it said we're too mean and this one.

1974
01:33:24,479 --> 01:33:25,640
Speaker 3: Said, you guys aren't meeting up.

1975
01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:30,040
Speaker 13: These are the type of dudes that the hair swear

1976
01:33:30,120 --> 01:33:31,200
Speaker 13: where they start joeing.

1977
01:33:32,920 --> 01:33:35,280
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he said the F word, by the way,

1978
01:33:35,280 --> 01:33:40,080
Speaker 3: the the fire thing, the fire retardant always that's a that's.

1979
01:33:39,960 --> 01:33:41,639
Speaker 4: A goof, that's that's joke.

1980
01:33:41,560 --> 01:33:45,000
Speaker 3: On political correctness that we won't even say retardant for

1981
01:33:45,040 --> 01:33:47,400
Speaker 3: fire retardant. Are you kidding now, sir?

1982
01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:50,080
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, Joe sarcasm is dead.

1983
01:33:50,520 --> 01:33:57,400
Speaker 3: But are retard Yeah, because Homo's bad. Yeah, it's so bad,

1984
01:33:57,800 --> 01:34:03,720
Speaker 3: real flur. All right, Well here's one. This is sent

1985
01:34:03,760 --> 01:34:09,040
Speaker 3: to that station. Feedback is from Lynn subject Sea Bass

1986
01:34:09,120 --> 01:34:14,280
Speaker 3: is a cancer. H replied, requested, yes, oh now you.

1987
01:34:14,280 --> 01:34:15,559
Speaker 2: Knew this while was coming Sea Bass.

1988
01:34:15,640 --> 01:34:18,559
Speaker 3: I was listening to the show, and I heard Sea Bass,

1989
01:34:18,560 --> 01:34:20,400
Speaker 3: one of the more ignorant people I've ever heard, say

1990
01:34:20,400 --> 01:34:22,719
Speaker 3: that teachers should just shut up and do their jobs.

1991
01:34:23,120 --> 01:34:26,559
Speaker 3: Shut up and dribble teachers. But he didn't just say

1992
01:34:26,560 --> 01:34:28,840
Speaker 3: that as a throwaway comment. He went on and on

1993
01:34:28,920 --> 01:34:31,679
Speaker 3: about how teachers are on high horses and don't deserve

1994
01:34:31,720 --> 01:34:33,640
Speaker 3: the credit that they get. And I just want to

1995
01:34:33,680 --> 01:34:37,280
Speaker 3: say to Sea Bass, you are truly an idiot. Go

1996
01:34:37,360 --> 01:34:39,760
Speaker 3: on you have never been a teacher, and you never

1997
01:34:39,880 --> 01:34:44,400
Speaker 3: could be took cat you were a homeschooled loser. That

1998
01:34:44,479 --> 01:34:46,920
Speaker 3: alone means you shouldn't be speaking on the subject.

1999
01:34:46,880 --> 01:34:48,400
Speaker 4: I went to high school, thank you, in college.

2000
01:34:48,439 --> 01:34:51,000
Speaker 3: But just so you know, we barely get any credit

2001
01:34:51,040 --> 01:34:53,000
Speaker 3: as teachers. I barely get paid. I have to buy

2002
01:34:53,000 --> 01:34:55,519
Speaker 3: supplies out of my own pocket, and I put extra

2003
01:34:55,560 --> 01:34:59,920
Speaker 3: hours grading and meeting with parents every week. Get private job,

2004
01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:03,719
Speaker 3: Bob is not only demanding, but it's thankless, second only

2005
01:35:03,800 --> 01:35:05,320
Speaker 3: to being a mother, and I am both.

2006
01:35:05,560 --> 01:35:07,040
Speaker 4: You don't get patted on the back of caller here

2007
01:35:07,040 --> 01:35:07,439
Speaker 4: all the time?

2008
01:35:07,439 --> 01:35:10,519
Speaker 3: Oh wait you do. So for you, of all people,

2009
01:35:10,560 --> 01:35:13,519
Speaker 3: to be telling teachers that they suck and should just

2010
01:35:13,600 --> 01:35:15,920
Speaker 3: quote shut up and do their jobs is crossing the

2011
01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:19,320
Speaker 3: line even for you. Grow up. You have made the

2012
01:35:19,320 --> 01:35:22,880
Speaker 3: Woodie Show unlistenable. And guess what save different cancelation. We

2013
01:35:22,960 --> 01:35:26,960
Speaker 3: are teachers and we talk. So good luck with that, buddy.

2014
01:35:27,360 --> 01:35:30,080
Speaker 3: Wait what, I guess she's gonna tell all her Yeah,

2015
01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:33,479
Speaker 3: me and all my friends. How about you just shut

2016
01:35:33,560 --> 01:35:35,560
Speaker 3: up and do your job. This is my job. You

2017
01:35:35,600 --> 01:35:38,200
Speaker 3: know it wouldn't suck if you got to hit by bus.

2018
01:35:41,040 --> 01:35:42,280
Speaker 4: Use that language in front of children.

2019
01:35:44,960 --> 01:35:50,639
Speaker 3: Thanks a lot of that's a gradust use their all money,

2020
01:35:50,720 --> 01:35:52,519
Speaker 3: like you pay to be around children.

2021
01:35:52,640 --> 01:35:56,280
Speaker 13: That's kind of weird, sum ass.

2022
01:35:56,280 --> 01:35:58,000
Speaker 18: All right, So Gina doesn't know this, but this has

2023
01:35:58,040 --> 01:35:59,240
Speaker 18: been going on for a long time, and so on.

2024
01:35:59,439 --> 01:36:01,040
Speaker 18: So when I took a test that, by the way,

2025
01:36:01,040 --> 01:36:02,599
Speaker 18: a third of people who want to take the test

2026
01:36:02,640 --> 01:36:05,639
Speaker 18: don't pass pass it easily, would you all be willing

2027
01:36:05,720 --> 01:36:07,479
Speaker 18: to allow me to actually sign up to be a

2028
01:36:07,520 --> 01:36:08,839
Speaker 18: registered substitute cherishes?

2029
01:36:08,840 --> 01:36:10,080
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be here some days.

2030
01:36:09,840 --> 01:36:12,800
Speaker 7: Obviously, I would give anything to see this.

2031
01:36:12,960 --> 01:36:14,639
Speaker 11: No, I don't want sea beasts around children.

2032
01:36:14,880 --> 01:36:17,160
Speaker 4: I want this to happen in the worst.

2033
01:36:17,200 --> 01:36:18,320
Speaker 3: But of course I wouldn't.

2034
01:36:18,000 --> 01:36:19,760
Speaker 18: Say I'm sea beast, et cetera, et cetera. I would

2035
01:36:19,760 --> 01:36:22,400
Speaker 18: just go do it periodically and report back on what happened.

2036
01:36:24,680 --> 01:36:27,280
Speaker 4: Are you gonna wear like a body cam? Well, I'm

2037
01:36:27,280 --> 01:36:27,920
Speaker 4: not gonna do.

2038
01:36:29,840 --> 01:36:32,000
Speaker 18: I'll just come back and talk about what happened. And

2039
01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:34,200
Speaker 18: you actually tap myself on the back, because that's the

2040
01:36:34,280 --> 01:36:35,000
Speaker 18: number one thing he hears.

2041
01:36:35,120 --> 01:36:36,600
Speaker 3: You could never get.

2042
01:36:36,240 --> 01:36:38,160
Speaker 4: What we're gonna need though, is we're gonna need like

2043
01:36:38,240 --> 01:36:39,880
Speaker 4: the assistant principle or something to.

2044
01:36:39,880 --> 01:36:44,040
Speaker 7: Corroborate your day, right, so we have need both and

2045
01:36:44,080 --> 01:36:44,719
Speaker 7: what are the kids?

2046
01:36:44,960 --> 01:36:46,800
Speaker 3: You could barely handle it if somebody asked you how

2047
01:36:46,800 --> 01:36:49,519
Speaker 3: your weekend was, or like the beginning of this hour

2048
01:36:49,560 --> 01:36:51,439
Speaker 3: when I said, uh, hey, good morning Sea Bass. But

2049
01:36:52,960 --> 01:36:55,920
Speaker 3: he wants I'm not saying that he can't. I'm not

2050
01:36:55,960 --> 01:36:59,720
Speaker 3: saying that he can't acting do the job, meaning like

2051
01:36:59,760 --> 01:37:02,920
Speaker 3: you know, he can't pass the test. Could he deal?

2052
01:37:03,880 --> 01:37:07,640
Speaker 3: That is what I just proposed with children themselves and

2053
01:37:07,760 --> 01:37:11,680
Speaker 3: with the with the parents taking his own life. That's

2054
01:37:11,720 --> 01:37:13,559
Speaker 3: the part like he could fake it for a minute.

2055
01:37:13,800 --> 01:37:15,439
Speaker 3: I'm saying if he did it day in and day out,

2056
01:37:15,479 --> 01:37:16,960
Speaker 3: could he take it? I don't think he could. I

2057
01:37:16,960 --> 01:37:19,760
Speaker 3: don't think subs have to deal with parents, do they? No?

2058
01:37:19,960 --> 01:37:21,120
Speaker 2: I think he could totally do it.

2059
01:37:21,920 --> 01:37:23,960
Speaker 11: Also, are just one off. It's not day in and

2060
01:37:24,040 --> 01:37:24,479
Speaker 11: day after.

2061
01:37:25,840 --> 01:37:26,960
Speaker 2: Could be like you can't just.

2062
01:37:27,000 --> 01:37:29,680
Speaker 3: Quit this job and take a hold on. You want

2063
01:37:29,680 --> 01:37:32,400
Speaker 3: to pay me for both, I'll do it. Yeah, I'm

2064
01:37:32,400 --> 01:37:33,080
Speaker 3: happy to do both.

2065
01:37:33,280 --> 01:37:37,920
Speaker 13: At today's basketball sixth grade teachers like being clam six.

2066
01:37:38,040 --> 01:37:40,680
Speaker 3: So oh wait, every sixty two year old retiree, I

2067
01:37:40,720 --> 01:37:42,960
Speaker 3: wouldn't want to do it. You wouldn't watch it with

2068
01:37:43,000 --> 01:37:46,120
Speaker 3: my own kids. It's easy TV.

2069
01:37:46,520 --> 01:37:48,160
Speaker 11: They play videos, they're like, you're watching.

2070
01:37:48,200 --> 01:37:50,720
Speaker 18: Here's the thing is, I can't win now because I'll

2071
01:37:50,760 --> 01:37:51,320
Speaker 18: pass a test.

2072
01:37:51,360 --> 01:37:53,200
Speaker 3: Oh you couldn't do this. Oh you can't be an

2073
01:37:53,200 --> 01:37:55,200
Speaker 3: actual teacher. Oh well that's not the same as full time.

2074
01:37:55,280 --> 01:37:57,880
Speaker 4: But I don't even want him doing like real teaching.

2075
01:37:57,960 --> 01:38:04,600
Speaker 7: I want him with kindergarteners, just a motion like monsters.

2076
01:38:03,080 --> 01:38:03,719
Speaker 2: With the parents.

2077
01:38:04,000 --> 01:38:06,200
Speaker 3: That's what I'd really like to say. Sorry, mom, Bro,

2078
01:38:06,560 --> 01:38:10,800
Speaker 3: all right, thet divorce one more? What do you show

2079
01:38:10,840 --> 01:38:17,120
Speaker 3: Crossroads again? Station feedback. This is from Caleb subject Greg Gory.

2080
01:38:18,439 --> 01:38:24,840
Speaker 3: Reply requested Yes, GALLB says, I swear to God. Greg

2081
01:38:24,880 --> 01:38:29,960
Speaker 3: Gory is so hypocritically. He always talks about how he

2082
01:38:30,080 --> 01:38:33,599
Speaker 3: loves romance and being monogamous with Mario, Yet he has

2083
01:38:33,800 --> 01:38:36,599
Speaker 3: entire segments where women call in and brag about cheating

2084
01:38:36,640 --> 01:38:40,240
Speaker 3: on their dudes with other women. Of all people, I

2085
01:38:40,240 --> 01:38:45,080
Speaker 3: would expect Greg to see through the facade of lesbians.

2086
01:38:44,600 --> 01:38:47,960
Speaker 3: As a fellow gay man. It angers me that women

2087
01:38:48,040 --> 01:38:51,120
Speaker 3: get a pass quote unquote for cheating if it's with

2088
01:38:51,160 --> 01:38:53,920
Speaker 3: another woman, Cheating is cheating, no matter the gender. Greg

2089
01:38:53,960 --> 01:38:58,200
Speaker 3: would be absolutely heartbroken if Mario cheated on him. In

2090
01:38:58,280 --> 01:39:03,599
Speaker 3: a hot tub, that's the thing. Yet Greg has all

2091
01:39:03,600 --> 01:39:06,479
Speaker 3: these whoores call in quite often to crag about their

2092
01:39:06,520 --> 01:39:09,800
Speaker 3: sexual encounters with other women, often while supposedly being in

2093
01:39:09,880 --> 01:39:13,000
Speaker 3: quote relationships, and he just laughs and laughs. It's not

2094
01:39:13,080 --> 01:39:18,000
Speaker 3: even funny, man, you're glorifying cheating in double standards, and

2095
01:39:18,120 --> 01:39:21,679
Speaker 3: as a gay man, that should bother you. Stop being

2096
01:39:21,680 --> 01:39:23,840
Speaker 3: a hypocrite and maybe try coming up with a less

2097
01:39:23,880 --> 01:39:25,000
Speaker 3: disgusting segment.

2098
01:39:25,439 --> 01:39:26,759
Speaker 4: This seems very personal.

2099
01:39:27,040 --> 01:39:28,640
Speaker 3: That is that is from Kale.

2100
01:39:29,600 --> 01:39:35,560
Speaker 2: Well, in my defense, number one, it's just really hot.

2101
01:39:35,640 --> 01:39:39,960
Speaker 2: And number two, these one off lesbian experiences that I

2102
01:39:40,040 --> 01:39:43,519
Speaker 2: enjoy hearing about. We're never prefaced with tell us the

2103
01:39:43,560 --> 01:39:45,559
Speaker 2: time you cheated on your husband it.

2104
01:39:45,520 --> 01:39:48,720
Speaker 3: Was yeah, I mean it was just lesbian dabbling. We

2105
01:39:49,400 --> 01:39:50,920
Speaker 3: hear this a lot. I mean we've been doing that

2106
01:39:50,960 --> 01:39:53,880
Speaker 3: segment for years off and on. It is one of

2107
01:39:53,920 --> 01:39:56,320
Speaker 3: those things where it's like, Okay, well, why if it

2108
01:39:56,400 --> 01:39:59,200
Speaker 3: was with an if they did this, you know, with

2109
01:39:59,240 --> 01:40:00,720
Speaker 3: the guy, that's one thing, But a lot of times

2110
01:40:00,760 --> 01:40:02,639
Speaker 3: it's like, oh, I was with my girlfriends and we

2111
01:40:02,640 --> 01:40:04,559
Speaker 3: were in a hot tub, or we were out at

2112
01:40:04,560 --> 01:40:06,360
Speaker 3: a party and whatever, we were drinking them. Next thing,

2113
01:40:06,400 --> 01:40:09,519
Speaker 3: one thing led to another. That's where there are points

2114
01:40:09,520 --> 01:40:11,439
Speaker 3: that we've always gotten people who point out the quote

2115
01:40:11,439 --> 01:40:14,040
Speaker 3: double standard of like, oh, that's not cheating, that's supposed

2116
01:40:14,040 --> 01:40:14,679
Speaker 3: to be awesome.

2117
01:40:14,720 --> 01:40:15,960
Speaker 2: There is a double standard.

2118
01:40:16,240 --> 01:40:17,880
Speaker 3: But if you're in a relationship with that person, well

2119
01:40:17,920 --> 01:40:19,640
Speaker 3: then find that could be the deal breaker for you

2120
01:40:19,680 --> 01:40:20,600
Speaker 3: in your relationship.

2121
01:40:20,840 --> 01:40:22,920
Speaker 13: It's because chicks are hot, and dues a girl.

2122
01:40:23,080 --> 01:40:28,280
Speaker 3: From the outside looking sounds pretty hot because it's human nature.

2123
01:40:28,439 --> 01:40:30,680
Speaker 7: Well yeah, and also, did you know that you had

2124
01:40:30,680 --> 01:40:32,600
Speaker 7: to live up to this dude's standards of what you

2125
01:40:32,600 --> 01:40:33,680
Speaker 7: thought a relationship was.

2126
01:40:33,880 --> 01:40:35,400
Speaker 4: I didn't know we all had to do what he

2127
01:40:35,640 --> 01:40:36,320
Speaker 4: this listener.

2128
01:40:36,520 --> 01:40:39,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean back to the original point. It

2129
01:40:39,160 --> 01:40:41,799
Speaker 2: wasn't tell us when you cheated on your husband.

2130
01:40:42,000 --> 01:40:44,800
Speaker 3: You know, it sounds like it sounds like as a

2131
01:40:44,800 --> 01:40:47,439
Speaker 3: gay man, he was with some dude who got curious

2132
01:40:47,560 --> 01:40:49,200
Speaker 3: and it was one of those women who hit up

2133
01:40:49,200 --> 01:40:51,479
Speaker 3: Greg all the time too, like oh I bet I

2134
01:40:51,479 --> 01:40:54,240
Speaker 3: can you know make straight? Or they want to take

2135
01:40:54,280 --> 01:40:56,439
Speaker 3: the challenge. Yeah, And he's like, oh maybe he was

2136
01:40:56,479 --> 01:40:59,280
Speaker 3: a gold star. Maybe maybe the partner was a gold star.

2137
01:40:59,520 --> 01:41:01,080
Speaker 3: Never been with a woman, Like aren't you curious? Why

2138
01:41:01,080 --> 01:41:03,080
Speaker 3: don't you to be with me? For a minute hook

2139
01:41:03,160 --> 01:41:03,400
Speaker 3: up with.

2140
01:41:03,400 --> 01:41:04,519
Speaker 4: Me ruined everything.

2141
01:41:04,760 --> 01:41:06,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean Julian the phone screen that was trying

2142
01:41:06,800 --> 01:41:08,720
Speaker 3: to bang Mike the Show Killer, because Mike the Show

2143
01:41:08,800 --> 01:41:11,599
Speaker 3: Killer is a gold star gay guy. I've never been

2144
01:41:11,600 --> 01:41:14,000
Speaker 3: with a woman before, and she's like, oh, come on,

2145
01:41:14,080 --> 01:41:16,639
Speaker 3: give it a swing. And he's married but.

2146
01:41:16,680 --> 01:41:18,080
Speaker 18: Before her kids. By the way, this was a long

2147
01:41:18,080 --> 01:41:20,400
Speaker 18: time ago. Oh yeah, that was before her kids still married.

2148
01:41:20,479 --> 01:41:22,040
Speaker 18: She also made up with my girlfriend one time, and

2149
01:41:22,080 --> 01:41:23,880
Speaker 18: I wasn't crying choice, that's true.

2150
01:41:23,880 --> 01:41:26,960
Speaker 3: Oh, there's the cross Roads. Everybody probably could store all

2151
01:41:26,960 --> 01:41:27,280
Speaker 3: that out.

2152
01:41:28,520 --> 01:41:34,320
Speaker 8: This is you know.

2153
01:41:35,880 --> 01:41:40,639
Speaker 3: Greg pointed out something during the commercial break, did I yeah,

2154
01:41:41,520 --> 01:41:43,439
Speaker 3: and it was I didn't catch it. I didn't catch

2155
01:41:43,479 --> 01:41:44,800
Speaker 3: it while I was happening because I was right in

2156
01:41:44,800 --> 01:41:48,599
Speaker 3: the middle. I was right in the middle of reading

2157
01:41:48,640 --> 01:41:53,120
Speaker 3: the Crossroads stuff and going on all the other things.

2158
01:41:54,439 --> 01:41:56,479
Speaker 3: Gina heard it. I completely missed it. And I feel

2159
01:41:56,520 --> 01:42:01,520
Speaker 3: like we owe Sea Bass a big show of gratitude,

2160
01:42:02,200 --> 01:42:04,920
Speaker 3: a massive debt of gratitude. He pointed something out that

2161
01:42:05,880 --> 01:42:08,880
Speaker 3: I never realized that I never wanted to admit. And

2162
01:42:09,680 --> 01:42:10,280
Speaker 3: I'm waiting for.

2163
01:42:10,280 --> 01:42:11,240
Speaker 2: Him to Maybe.

2164
01:42:12,720 --> 01:42:14,280
Speaker 3: He's not you see him.

2165
01:42:14,800 --> 01:42:15,960
Speaker 4: Oh here, Jim's okay.

2166
01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:19,760
Speaker 3: Here, we'll wait, taking us time.

2167
01:42:19,920 --> 01:42:24,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, I walk extra sto all right, all right, it

2168
01:42:24,600 --> 01:42:26,680
Speaker 2: was kind of news to me when I heard it.

2169
01:42:26,800 --> 01:42:29,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, by the way, I completely missed it, did you.

2170
01:42:29,920 --> 01:42:32,800
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just wanted you to know how grateful I am.

2171
01:42:33,640 --> 01:42:35,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it was it was pointed out to me

2172
01:42:36,160 --> 01:42:41,080
Speaker 3: by Greg and by Gina that how do you phrase.

2173
01:42:40,880 --> 01:42:43,000
Speaker 2: It, that he saved the show from cancelation?

2174
01:42:43,200 --> 01:42:44,519
Speaker 3: Oh you did?

2175
01:42:45,360 --> 01:42:45,519
Speaker 14: Oh?

2176
01:42:45,600 --> 01:42:45,640
Speaker 8: That.

2177
01:42:45,800 --> 01:42:48,919
Speaker 18: I was responding tongue in cheek to one of the

2178
01:42:48,960 --> 01:42:51,840
Speaker 18: comments from the writer, the Crossroads person, who said he's

2179
01:42:51,880 --> 01:42:52,400
Speaker 18: the you know.

2180
01:42:52,600 --> 01:42:54,439
Speaker 2: That you didn't go to college or you didn't go

2181
01:42:54,479 --> 01:42:55,639
Speaker 2: to his public school or.

2182
01:42:55,720 --> 01:42:57,479
Speaker 4: No, no, no, it was something about he's ruining the

2183
01:42:57,520 --> 01:42:58,320
Speaker 4: show something like that.

2184
01:42:58,880 --> 01:43:02,440
Speaker 2: Were responding to each thing, and right, the show exactly, exactly.

2185
01:43:02,160 --> 01:43:04,840
Speaker 18: Okay with proposed fast right, Well, that's just from what

2186
01:43:04,920 --> 01:43:07,000
Speaker 18: his mouth. He said, Hey, I was about to quit

2187
01:43:07,040 --> 01:43:09,880
Speaker 18: the show and go back home and give up on

2188
01:43:09,960 --> 01:43:14,600
Speaker 18: everything until we hired Sea Best. That's literally what he

2189
01:43:14,640 --> 01:43:16,800
Speaker 18: said when I was hired. It's a little different than

2190
01:43:16,840 --> 01:43:19,719
Speaker 18: canceling somebody else's cancer, same idea.

2191
01:43:20,960 --> 01:43:26,479
Speaker 3: He's the most PC person in the show. Yeah, he

2192
01:43:26,479 --> 01:43:29,599
Speaker 3: didn't anyone in school. But anyway, I let's just assume

2193
01:43:29,640 --> 01:43:31,200
Speaker 3: for the sake of argument that was the case. I

2194
01:43:31,320 --> 01:43:34,519
Speaker 3: just want to make sure that you know my undying gratitude.

2195
01:43:34,640 --> 01:43:36,559
Speaker 4: Well, it's really you know what, I appreciate that number one.

2196
01:43:37,080 --> 01:43:38,760
Speaker 3: Number two, I don't I don't think you.

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Speaker 18: I don't think I need that from you as much

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Speaker 18: because you would have been successful wherever you went. It's

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Speaker 18: more the gregs and the menaces of the world.

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Speaker 15: Year.

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Speaker 18: But you know it's not even menace actually, because he

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Speaker 18: had worked in tech companies.

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Speaker 4: It's really just that's that's the other one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because that was it was the one because then

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Speaker 3: followed it up with he goes, you know I used

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Speaker 3: to thing differently, but now, yeah, where's the uh oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: uh the person this is Lynn who said, how about

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Speaker 3: you just shut up and do your job? You know

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Speaker 3: what wouldn't suck if you got hit by a bush? Well,

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Speaker 3: it's not response to that, you know what would suck? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's a pretty funny line.

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Speaker 2: Never won, good job.

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Speaker 4: But again, you shouldn't be wishing death on people.

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Speaker 2: Would you want you?

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Speaker 4: Would you watch your kiddos model that behavior.

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Speaker 3: I don't think that's.

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Speaker 2: Funny. I don't think I would celebrate if you got

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Speaker 2: hit by a bus, but I wouldn't cry.

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Speaker 3: Is it okay? I'm asking, is it okay if I share?

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Speaker 3: Because it was a table full of people. Remember when

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01:44:41,800 --> 01:44:43,639
Speaker 3: we were at the casino. It was a table full

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Speaker 3: of people and you said something about this this subject night.

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Speaker 2: It was a I think I know what you mean.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, go ahead.

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Speaker 3: If Greg was wasted, he wasn't. He wasn't wasted. He

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01:44:59,840 --> 01:45:00,439
Speaker 3: was I wasted.

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Speaker 2: I haven't gotten wasted. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So anyway, so we're sitting there and somebody started talking

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Speaker 3: about Sea Bass, and Greg just kind of goes all right,

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Speaker 3: and then and then go well, no, I mean understand,

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Speaker 3: like he knows people. He's like, look, can I be

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Speaker 3: honest with you guys? He goes, If I came in

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Speaker 3: tomorrow morning and they said, oh, you guys, Sea Bass

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Speaker 3: died last night. You know, on the outside, like these people,

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01:45:26,920 --> 01:45:30,519
Speaker 3: I'd be like, oh my god, what happened? But the

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Speaker 3: inside I'd.

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Speaker 2: Be like.

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Speaker 3: He had a he had a fist.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I probably because on the inside I'd be like right,

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Speaker 2: which which I laughed.

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Speaker 3: It was a look on his face, which is so

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Speaker 3: genuine because of the you know, they told me, I'd

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01:45:48,439 --> 01:45:52,840
Speaker 3: be like Oh my god, it's terrible. But I've since

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01:45:52,960 --> 01:45:56,000
Speaker 3: advised that feeling he did that was also true. I've

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01:45:56,000 --> 01:45:57,680
Speaker 3: heard you say that. I've heard you say that, but

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01:45:57,720 --> 01:46:01,000
Speaker 3: I went on to cry. He didn't stay neutral. All right,

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't cry, but.

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Speaker 2: I would now go the rest of my life thanking

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Speaker 2: him for saving me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you, thank me for the weekend your cottage.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for saving me. Yes, because you did that,

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01:46:13,479 --> 01:46:16,719
Speaker 2: You made that happen. You have nothing I would have. Nothing,

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01:46:17,000 --> 01:46:20,639
Speaker 2: been total failure. Thanksgiving all around. You'll know when it's

2254
01:46:20,680 --> 01:46:22,599
Speaker 2: time for you know, to bat your head in prayer.

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Speaker 2: Everybody to give thanks to its first. Then cried seat

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Speaker 2: for giving me what I have?

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Speaker 3: Why do you think I have an eight by ten

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Speaker 3: in my house?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 3: Try? Yes, made of hand painted tile. Yeah, mosaic that

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Speaker 3: say I'm saving you from.

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Speaker 4: A pledge, drive Greg from a pledge.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah, we'll go find Thanks for buying me

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Speaker 2: all my houses.

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Speaker 3: You're welcome.

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01:46:45,520 --> 01:46:48,200
Speaker 2: I appreciate it. Eight seven seven for all you, and

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Speaker 2: you're welcome. Thank me for creating card arks.

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Speaker 4: But it's okay, and it was all you nice little

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Speaker 4: on that. Come.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I just want to make Look, this is great

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01:47:00,680 --> 01:47:02,280
Speaker 3: we're all showing gratitude for each other.

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Speaker 2: That's true. I'm thankful.

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Speaker 4: And it's a text and Mario too, because he would

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Speaker 4: have left you a.

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Speaker 3: Text over.

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Speaker 18: Next show after the sales department takes their monitory piece.

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Speaker 3: Of fish and blood. So what do you show back

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Speaker 3: in a bit, Well, that's gonna do it for this hour. No,

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Speaker 3: that's gonna do it for today's show. That's gonna do

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Speaker 3: it for the week. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time

2281
01:47:32,439 --> 01:47:42,479
Speaker 3: to weekends. It's like full show podcast, catch that or

2282
01:47:42,520 --> 01:47:44,599
Speaker 3: anything that you missed this week? What do you show

2283
01:47:44,640 --> 01:47:46,800
Speaker 3: Golden Batch that we did so much again this week?

2284
01:47:46,840 --> 01:47:49,080
Speaker 3: There was a lot of cool fun start get caught

2285
01:47:49,160 --> 01:47:52,400
Speaker 3: up on our podcast is go to the woodieshow dot com.

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01:47:52,600 --> 01:47:54,479
Speaker 3: Uh see. You can also find it wherever you get

2287
01:47:54,520 --> 01:47:56,519
Speaker 3: podcasts other than Spotify. We're kind of giving up on

2288
01:47:56,520 --> 01:47:57,880
Speaker 3: that now, but we'll mention every once in a while

2289
01:47:57,920 --> 01:48:00,320
Speaker 3: just to let's let you know that we know it's

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01:48:00,320 --> 01:48:02,919
Speaker 3: not on Spotify, but you can get so many other places.

2291
01:48:03,640 --> 01:48:06,320
Speaker 3: On the show today, some of the after hours voicemails,

2292
01:48:06,400 --> 01:48:10,400
Speaker 3: dad jokes always good for a Friday Hell Yeah, fail stories, duyq,

2293
01:48:10,680 --> 01:48:12,519
Speaker 3: some questions for the ladies who made a trip to

2294
01:48:12,560 --> 01:48:16,880
Speaker 3: the Woodi Show, Crossroads, a little Greg versus Sea Basket.

2295
01:48:16,880 --> 01:48:18,800
Speaker 3: It was a lot of stuff, so much action, a

2296
01:48:18,800 --> 01:48:20,400
Speaker 3: lot of stuff on the show this morning. Get caught

2297
01:48:20,439 --> 01:48:22,360
Speaker 3: up by going to the Woodieshow dot com and check

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01:48:22,360 --> 01:48:26,320
Speaker 3: it out. The podcast back on Monday, and uh yeah

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01:48:26,320 --> 01:48:30,439
Speaker 3: into the week of Halloween. Also Menaces official birthday, Oh

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Speaker 3: my God, is on Tuesday. We'll start going through some

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Speaker 3: of the people that got picked as the five semi

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Speaker 3: finalists for the flight to Dubai, and you guys will

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01:48:41,720 --> 01:48:44,320
Speaker 3: listen to these interviews and then help us narrow down

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01:48:44,360 --> 01:48:47,200
Speaker 3: who gets to the top two votes. The top two

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01:48:47,280 --> 01:48:48,960
Speaker 3: vote getters, that's who were medicine are going to make

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Speaker 3: the decision who gets to fly to Dubai. Yeah, so

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Speaker 3: that is next week on The Woody Show. Anything you

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01:48:55,240 --> 01:48:56,519
Speaker 3: got for us in the meantime, you can leave on

2309
01:48:56,560 --> 01:48:58,880
Speaker 3: the after hours voicemail. That number is eight seven seven

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01:48:59,320 --> 01:49:02,240
Speaker 3: four Woodie or findals follow us on social media. Look

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01:49:02,240 --> 01:49:05,280
Speaker 3: for us there at the Woody Show. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 3: Greg Gory parting words of wisdom. Please, if you're in

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01:49:07,880 --> 01:49:09,400
Speaker 3: a dry spell, don't worry.

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Speaker 2: The government will f you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, don't care about it, And if today is a

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01:49:16,960 --> 01:49:20,800
Speaker 3: payday for you, you'll still get it. You'll find out

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01:49:20,840 --> 01:49:21,479
Speaker 3: sooner than we will.

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Speaker 2: We don't.

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01:49:22,160 --> 01:49:23,519
Speaker 3: We don't get paid til the end of the month.

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Speaker 2: Look at those numbers, your last day. You're always getting aft.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, all right. Thank you very much, Greg

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Speaker 3: gory It. Thank you so much for giving the Woody

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Speaker 3: Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know

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01:49:33,240 --> 01:49:35,280
Speaker 3: we'd love to appreciate you for that. The rest of

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Speaker 3: you guys can suck it. We'll catch you back here

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01:49:37,160 --> 01:49:40,599
Speaker 3: on Monday. Enjoy your weekend, s MD, double m bye.

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Speaker 17: Great Friday, mo