Speaker 1: Is Mojo in the morning. So Anna, you got kind
Speaker 1: of taken by surprise, so to speak, with an appointment
Speaker 1: that you had. What happened?
Speaker 2: First off, you notice anything different about you?
Speaker 1: Are very brown?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Are the Bronze Goddess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like I was just in Florida or something, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, without even half to flying there. Oh, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 3: So I was half asleep earlier this week and I
Speaker 3: had a thought come in my head, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 3: I need to book a spray tan because I have
Speaker 3: an event this weekend. So I get on my phone
Speaker 3: and I book it.
Speaker 2: But again I was half asleep.
Speaker 3: So then yesterday rolls around and we're about to leave
Speaker 3: the show and I get a text, we look forward
Speaker 3: to seeing you in one hour at the Bronze Beauty Bar,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh my god, I totally forgot that
Speaker 3: I booked that appointment because I was half asleep.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So then I had to rush around and get things together.
Speaker 3: And then I realized I do this all the time
Speaker 3: when I'm either rolling on Amazon and then the next
Speaker 3: day I have a package show up and I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh my gosh, I ordered that when I was half asleep.
Speaker 2: So have y'all ever done anything half a sleep.
Speaker 1: Type of thing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, gosh, like something on someone's Instagram.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm always on my phone when I'm laying in bed,
Speaker 3: and thank me, it's.
Speaker 1: Making plans with people.
Speaker 4: Like I'll go back through my texts and like respond
Speaker 4: or reach out to people and then be like, okay,
Speaker 4: we should you know, go grab coffee he or go
Speaker 4: grab a drink or something. And then they circle back
Speaker 4: and I'm like, when did I see that? When I yes,
Speaker 4: it was nine. The first half it is show half asleep.
Speaker 1: The first half your eyes are like half closed right now.
Speaker 1: I don't think I necessarily do half asleep, but I
Speaker 1: will find myself where like maybe I am half asleep,
Speaker 1: and I will look at somebody's text message and then
Speaker 1: like days later, they'll go, you never responded, and I'm going,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I actually looked at it and I
Speaker 1: didn't didn't make it so that its new or whatever
Speaker 1: however that does.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: That's funny though, that you get those alerts, because those
Speaker 1: alerts save my ass all the time.
Speaker 2: To me, I miss my appointment.
Speaker 1: I get those all the time. I feel like nowadays,
Speaker 1: if I make an appointment with anybody, even a restaurant reservation,
Speaker 1: and it doesn't allow me to put it on my
Speaker 1: Apple calendar. I feel like that place is not reputable
Speaker 1: because I need to have it automatically go to my
Speaker 1: Apple calendar. And it's so easy when that happens. And
Speaker 1: I know that there are some places that overly will
Speaker 1: text you, Like the place that I go to for
Speaker 1: my beauty you get Culture Culture Collective that I go
Speaker 1: to get. No, I don't get spray tans I do get.
Speaker 1: I go get like these facials and stuff from louren
Speaker 1: b and Culture Creative Ding. But they are overly sending
Speaker 1: me messages. But I don't like.
Speaker 4: I had to tell some of the places all right.
Speaker 4: You emailed me to confirm, you texted me to confirm,
Speaker 4: you called me to confirm, and you left me a voicemail.
Speaker 1: I promise you I'll be there. Michigan Medicine does this too,
Speaker 1: University of Michigan Hospital. They send you too many things,
Speaker 1: And honestly, at some points, I'm like, I'm getting them going.
Speaker 1: You know what, you make me want to cancel my plan,
Speaker 1: so I feel like I'm getting spammed. What's up, Michelle?
Speaker 1: How you doing Michelle, Michelle.
Speaker 2: That sounded like the.
Speaker 1: Secret sound whatever you just did? What was it? What's
Speaker 1: going on? Michelle?
Speaker 6: Am I Michelle?
Speaker 1: Are you Michelle? Or no? Is that? Is that not
Speaker 1: your name?
Speaker 7: My name is not Michelle Prowby?
Speaker 2: Did we get that?
Speaker 1: I picked up the wrong line? What is your name?
Speaker 1: Let me correct it?
Speaker 8: Hey, Mojo, do you want to order McDonald's breakfast for me?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 9: But riddel meal please?
Speaker 2: Oh she's in the drive room.
Speaker 1: What is your name?
Speaker 2: Actually my name is Anna?
Speaker 1: Hi? Anna? What's going on? What's happening?
Speaker 8: I'm ordering breakfast?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, No, that's fine. Do you girls get to
Speaker 1: it now?
Speaker 2: She's messing around.
Speaker 9: I like to fall asleep and I reposted like a
Speaker 9: half naked picture of a woman at two thirty am.
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Who was the woman?
Speaker 7: Oh god, No, I was half asleep. I was just scrolling.
Speaker 1: You did it?
Speaker 6: Family?
Speaker 7: The next morning was like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Could they tell that it was another person or did
Speaker 1: they think it was you? That it was the naked one?
Speaker 6: No, it was me, like I hit repost on some God?
Speaker 1: But did they did they notice right away that the
Speaker 1: woman that you posted though, wasn't you? Thank god?
Speaker 7: Oh, absolutely, Yeah, that ain't me. That wasn't nothing like me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, alright, that ain't nothing like me because i'm McDonald's
Speaker 1: four days a week.
Speaker 9: You know you, good morning.
Speaker 1: You take care of yourself, appreciate it. I I feel
Speaker 1: like sometimes the half asleep things though, that will happen
Speaker 1: to you. Usually when you say I was half asleep,
Speaker 1: nobody believes you have to sleep at all, Like if
Speaker 1: you send a text message or if you send a
Speaker 1: story and our group text, I'm so sorry I sent
Speaker 1: that half asleep. Yeah bull crap. I don't think no, yes,
Speaker 1: I think you like an excuse you were wide awake.
Speaker 1: What's going on? Mojo in the morning? Hi? Hello, Yeah,
Speaker 1: who says you? Hear me? Yeah? This is this is
Speaker 1: Willy Willie. What's going on? I feel like all our
Speaker 1: callers are half asleep today? What's going on? But you
Speaker 1: got a story for us? Oh no, no, no, no, not yet,
Speaker 1: not yet, soon thirty minutes or thirty five minutes from now? Okay, Madison,
Speaker 1: what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning.
Speaker 8: Hi, him a Joe, how are you?
Speaker 1: You know? I'm struggling right now. I am actually half asleep.
Speaker 1: I didn't get in until late last night because my
Speaker 1: plane was delayed. But what's happening?
Speaker 8: Nothing? So I was calling on the topic with ordering
Speaker 8: things half asleep. I did this Tuesday night this week
Speaker 8: with a Target pickup order and completely forgot about it.
Speaker 8: Woke up yesterday at like seven point thirty eight o'clock
Speaker 8: got a text saying your Target pickup order is ready,
Speaker 8: and had completely forgotten about it because I had ordered
Speaker 8: it eleven thirty Tuesday night as I was falling asleep.
Speaker 8: It was a bunch of Easter candy.
Speaker 1: Oh my, that's pickup order. You got to hope that
Speaker 1: you're Yeah, you're gonna need that candy at EASTERIL on
Speaker 1: it right now? You good? Hey do you ever have
Speaker 1: it where you order something at Target and you forget
Speaker 1: to pick it up like we're and they will re
Speaker 1: have to reimburse you. Yeah, because I've had that a
Speaker 1: couple of times where Madison, I'll order Chelsea will say, hey,
Speaker 1: can you get like laundry detergent and stuff, And so
Speaker 1: I'll order a bunch to pick up at Target, and
Speaker 1: I'll go days and not pick it up, and then
Speaker 1: they'll finally alert me that they had to put the
Speaker 1: money back in my account afterwards, ALYSSA, what's going on?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 5: I was calling about people doing stuff? Have a wait,
Speaker 5: it's not me, but my mom. She I'll go down
Speaker 5: and try to talk to her and she'll be talking
Speaker 5: to me full conversations. There was one time I was
Speaker 5: telling her somebody messaging. I don't remember the context, but
Speaker 5: she straight up told me, don't never wake me up
Speaker 5: to tell me that again.
Speaker 9: So I never brought it up.
Speaker 5: And it's not been a couple of years ago. So
Speaker 5: then I think, like last week, I mentioned it to
Speaker 5: her again and she said she doesn't remember.
Speaker 7: Telling me that.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's wild, having full conversations with her. You know,
Speaker 1: it's funny. I feel like that sometimes. I feel like
Speaker 1: sometimes we'll I'll lay on the couch, fall asleep, Chelsea
Speaker 1: will be talking to me, and next thing you know,
Speaker 1: she said, I'm out like a light. I think I've
Speaker 1: been actually sleeping a lot longer than she thought. I was. Yeah, Tiff,
Speaker 1: what's up tivity?
Speaker 7: Hi? So it wasn't me, but it was my ex's mom.
Speaker 7: She drove halfway awake, like in her apartment complex and
Speaker 7: hit one of the industrial sized trash cans and came
Speaker 7: home and told us about it when she was tired.
Speaker 7: The next day, she kept with this story, somebody hit
Speaker 7: my brand new car. I can't believe somebody hit it.
Speaker 7: And she's stuck with it for about a month until
Speaker 7: we told her we knew what happened, and.
Speaker 2: She sat so embarrassed. Yeah yeah, wow.
Speaker 7: After multiple times what happened, I'm like, so, can you
Speaker 7: tell me the story one more time? She's like, yeah,
Speaker 7: somebody hit me. I was like, it hit your bumper
Speaker 7: that's pulled into your parking spot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's man, that's that's dangerous. That's very, very dangerous.
Speaker 1: But just keep the story for the insurance company. What's up, Brianna.
Speaker 10: So, my boyfriend, when he was half asleep, he accidentally
Speaker 10: posted a photo of his poop to.
Speaker 1: His Snapchat story.
Speaker 10: He did not realize it until the next morning when
Speaker 10: I woke up and was going through my stories and
Speaker 10: I was like, Eric, do you realize that you posted
Speaker 10: this year snapchat story? And he's like, what are you
Speaker 10: talking about? But I was like, don't look.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: He was concerned with how it looked.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 10: I have seven messages from seven different people that were
Speaker 10: like are you okay, Like you know, you posted this.
Speaker 1: I'll fall asleep sometimes with my phone in my hand,
Speaker 1: and I worry that if I hit a button, I'm
Speaker 1: facetiming somebody and next thing, you know, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like they're able to watch you or see
Speaker 1: you doing what you're doing sleeping. You know what's up, Catherine.
Speaker 9: Hey, So I do the craziest thing when I'm half asleep.
Speaker 9: So I swear I'm narcoleptic, but I will get up
Speaker 9: in the middle of the night and start doing my
Speaker 9: makeup like I'm getting ready for work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whoa.
Speaker 9: Or I will text people and i'll read the text.
Speaker 9: I'll remember reading the text, but when I respond, it's
Speaker 9: a bunch of just crazy craziness.
Speaker 1: Oh man, so crazy to me.
Speaker 9: It's a full on makeup, like a whole line, and
Speaker 9: I'm doing it correctly, but I'm still sleeping.
Speaker 4: So you just wake up with a full face of makeup.
Speaker 9: Yes, Sometimes I'll wake up and I'll be standing in
Speaker 9: the bathroom like wake I'll wake up while I'm standing
Speaker 9: in the bathroom like what is going on? And my
Speaker 9: husband will come in like, hey, come.
Speaker 1: Back to bed. Does he ever have conversations with you
Speaker 1: not realizing you are asleep no, he does it on purpose.
Speaker 9: He does, he will, he does. He'll ask me the
Speaker 9: craziest things and I'll respond and he'll tell me, like,
Speaker 9: do you remember when you told me about your ex boyfriend?
Speaker 1: Will you? Will you ever wake up in the morning
Speaker 1: and have like your bed sheets full of makeup?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 9: No, because then when I go to sleep, I don't
Speaker 9: move at all, it doesn't come off.
Speaker 5: Yeah no, no.
Speaker 9: But I'll have like my eyeliner in my hands sometimes
Speaker 9: and yeah, wow, it's wild. And I've told my doctor
Speaker 9: and he's like, oh, You're fine, that's not normal, sir.
Speaker 1: Wow, this is a wild text. This is three one three.
Speaker 1: It says, is ordering when you're sleeping one of these ones,
Speaker 1: I grub hub and wake up the next day with
Speaker 1: it at my door. I don't believe it. That's actually
Speaker 1: happened to me before. Oh absolutely, you're asleep, you're well,
Speaker 1: you're drunk, you're probably but half a sper stone. Really great?
Speaker 1: What did happen to you? Robin?
Speaker 6: So I've gotten up in half asleep and gotten all
Speaker 6: my kids ready for school.
Speaker 9: Oh you're looking at me like what are you doing?
Speaker 8: It's school?
Speaker 1: Let's go, my mom? What's four o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: I've had Robin. I've done that where I've woken up
Speaker 1: at four in the afternoon thinking it was four o'clock
Speaker 1: in the morning and getting up for work as yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you're like, oh my god, this is great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're like, why is it so light outside? Yeah? Lany,
Speaker 1: what's up? High?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 3: Time?
Speaker 6: Long time?
Speaker 1: What did you do? Have a sleep?
Speaker 6: I was scrolling in the bathtub on my phone and
Speaker 6: we bought a cottage up north.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what on the phone? Like, you purchased
Speaker 1: it on the phone?
Speaker 6: Nope, I I hit interested. The girl called me the
Speaker 6: next morning or text me the next morning, asked me,
Speaker 6: are you still interested in I'm like, holy crap, what
Speaker 6: did I do?
Speaker 2: I looked. I'm like, well, yeah, let's go look at it, and.
Speaker 6: We bought it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a great story. Actually, not so much, Laney.
Speaker 1: You fell asleep in the bathtub, Oh Whitney with my phone?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you better be careful. You're going to
Speaker 1: end up like one of the greatest female singers of
Speaker 1: all time, wouldn't you used then?
Speaker 2: Oh my good.
Speaker 6: I listen every single morning, every morning, and I love
Speaker 6: your show.
Speaker 1: We love you. Thank you for the call. I appreciate you. Laney,
Speaker 1: take care of You're welcome