WEBVTT - Half Asleep Appointment Notification

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<v Speaker 1>Is Mojo in the morning. So Anna, you got kind

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<v Speaker 1>of taken by surprise, so to speak, with an appointment

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<v Speaker 1>that you had. What happened?

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<v Speaker 2>First off, you notice anything different about you?

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<v Speaker 1>Are very brown?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Are the Bronze Goddess.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it looks like I was just in Florida or something, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, without even half to flying there. Oh, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was half asleep earlier this week and I

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<v Speaker 3>had a thought come in my head, Oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 3>I need to book a spray tan because I have

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<v Speaker 3>an event this weekend. So I get on my phone

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<v Speaker 3>and I book it.

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<v Speaker 2>But again I was half asleep.

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<v Speaker 3>So then yesterday rolls around and we're about to leave

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<v Speaker 3>the show and I get a text, we look forward

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<v Speaker 3>to seeing you in one hour at the Bronze Beauty Bar,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, oh my god, I totally forgot that

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<v Speaker 3>I booked that appointment because I was half asleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So then I had to rush around and get things together.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I realized I do this all the time

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<v Speaker 3>when I'm either rolling on Amazon and then the next

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<v Speaker 3>day I have a package show up and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh my gosh, I ordered that when I was half asleep.

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<v Speaker 2>So have y'all ever done anything half a sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Type of thing?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, gosh, like something on someone's Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm always on my phone when I'm laying in bed,

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<v Speaker 3>and thank me, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Making plans with people.

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<v Speaker 4>Like I'll go back through my texts and like respond

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<v Speaker 4>or reach out to people and then be like, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>we should you know, go grab coffee he or go

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<v Speaker 4>grab a drink or something. And then they circle back

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm like, when did I see that? When I yes,

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<v Speaker 4>it was nine. The first half it is show half asleep.

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<v Speaker 1>The first half your eyes are like half closed right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I necessarily do half asleep, but I

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<v Speaker 1>will find myself where like maybe I am half asleep,

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<v Speaker 1>and I will look at somebody's text message and then

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<v Speaker 1>like days later, they'll go, you never responded, and I'm going,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I actually looked at it and I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't didn't make it so that its new or whatever

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<v Speaker 1>however that does.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny though, that you get those alerts, because those

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<v Speaker 1>alerts save my ass all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>To me, I miss my appointment.

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<v Speaker 1>I get those all the time. I feel like nowadays,

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<v Speaker 1>if I make an appointment with anybody, even a restaurant reservation,

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<v Speaker 1>and it doesn't allow me to put it on my

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<v Speaker 1>Apple calendar. I feel like that place is not reputable

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<v Speaker 1>because I need to have it automatically go to my

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<v Speaker 1>Apple calendar. And it's so easy when that happens. And

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<v Speaker 1>I know that there are some places that overly will

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<v Speaker 1>text you, Like the place that I go to for

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<v Speaker 1>my beauty you get Culture Culture Collective that I go

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<v Speaker 1>to get. No, I don't get spray tans I do get.

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<v Speaker 1>I go get like these facials and stuff from louren

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<v Speaker 1>b and Culture Creative Ding. But they are overly sending

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<v Speaker 1>me messages. But I don't like.

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<v Speaker 4>I had to tell some of the places all right.

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<v Speaker 4>You emailed me to confirm, you texted me to confirm,

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<v Speaker 4>you called me to confirm, and you left me a voicemail.

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<v Speaker 1>I promise you I'll be there. Michigan Medicine does this too,

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<v Speaker 1>University of Michigan Hospital. They send you too many things,

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<v Speaker 1>And honestly, at some points, I'm like, I'm getting them going.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, you make me want to cancel my plan,

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<v Speaker 1>so I feel like I'm getting spammed. What's up, Michelle?

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing Michelle, Michelle.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounded like the.

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<v Speaker 1>Secret sound whatever you just did? What was it? What's

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<v Speaker 1>going on? Michelle?

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<v Speaker 6>Am I Michelle?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you Michelle? Or no? Is that? Is that not

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<v Speaker 1>your name?

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<v Speaker 7>My name is not Michelle Prowby?

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<v Speaker 2>Did we get that?

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<v Speaker 1>I picked up the wrong line? What is your name?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me correct it?

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<v Speaker 8>Hey, Mojo, do you want to order McDonald's breakfast for me?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 9>But riddel meal please?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh she's in the drive room.

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<v Speaker 1>What is your name?

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<v Speaker 2>Actually my name is Anna?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi? Anna? What's going on? What's happening?

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<v Speaker 8>I'm ordering breakfast?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, No, that's fine. Do you girls get to

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<v Speaker 1>it now?

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<v Speaker 2>She's messing around.

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<v Speaker 9>I like to fall asleep and I reposted like a

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<v Speaker 9>half naked picture of a woman at two thirty am.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Who was the woman?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh god, No, I was half asleep. I was just scrolling.

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<v Speaker 1>You did it?

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<v Speaker 6>Family?

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<v Speaker 7>The next morning was like, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Could they tell that it was another person or did

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<v Speaker 1>they think it was you? That it was the naked one?

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<v Speaker 6>No, it was me, like I hit repost on some God?

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<v Speaker 1>But did they did they notice right away that the

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<v Speaker 1>woman that you posted though, wasn't you? Thank god?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, absolutely, Yeah, that ain't me. That wasn't nothing like me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, alright, that ain't nothing like me because i'm McDonald's

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<v Speaker 1>four days a week.

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<v Speaker 9>You know you, good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>You take care of yourself, appreciate it. I I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like sometimes the half asleep things though, that will happen

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<v Speaker 1>to you. Usually when you say I was half asleep,

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<v Speaker 1>nobody believes you have to sleep at all, Like if

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<v Speaker 1>you send a text message or if you send a

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<v Speaker 1>story and our group text, I'm so sorry I sent

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<v Speaker 1>that half asleep. Yeah bull crap. I don't think no, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you like an excuse you were wide awake.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? Mojo in the morning? Hi? Hello, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>who says you? Hear me? Yeah? This is this is

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<v Speaker 1>Willy Willie. What's going on? I feel like all our

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<v Speaker 1>callers are half asleep today? What's going on? But you

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<v Speaker 1>got a story for us? Oh no, no, no, no, not yet,

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<v Speaker 1>not yet, soon thirty minutes or thirty five minutes from now? Okay, Madison,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 8>Hi, him a Joe, how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? I'm struggling right now. I am actually half asleep.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't get in until late last night because my

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<v Speaker 1>plane was delayed. But what's happening?

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<v Speaker 8>Nothing? So I was calling on the topic with ordering

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<v Speaker 8>things half asleep. I did this Tuesday night this week

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<v Speaker 8>with a Target pickup order and completely forgot about it.

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<v Speaker 8>Woke up yesterday at like seven point thirty eight o'clock

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<v Speaker 8>got a text saying your Target pickup order is ready,

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<v Speaker 8>and had completely forgotten about it because I had ordered

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<v Speaker 8>it eleven thirty Tuesday night as I was falling asleep.

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<v Speaker 8>It was a bunch of Easter candy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my, that's pickup order. You got to hope that

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<v Speaker 1>you're Yeah, you're gonna need that candy at EASTERIL on

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<v Speaker 1>it right now? You good? Hey do you ever have

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<v Speaker 1>it where you order something at Target and you forget

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<v Speaker 1>to pick it up like we're and they will re

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<v Speaker 1>have to reimburse you. Yeah, because I've had that a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of times where Madison, I'll order Chelsea will say, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>can you get like laundry detergent and stuff, And so

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<v Speaker 1>I'll order a bunch to pick up at Target, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go days and not pick it up, and then

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<v Speaker 1>they'll finally alert me that they had to put the

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<v Speaker 1>money back in my account afterwards, ALYSSA, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 7>Hi?

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<v Speaker 5>I was calling about people doing stuff? Have a wait,

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<v Speaker 5>it's not me, but my mom. She I'll go down

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<v Speaker 5>and try to talk to her and she'll be talking

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<v Speaker 5>to me full conversations. There was one time I was

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<v Speaker 5>telling her somebody messaging. I don't remember the context, but

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<v Speaker 5>she straight up told me, don't never wake me up

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<v Speaker 5>to tell me that again.

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<v Speaker 9>So I never brought it up.

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<v Speaker 5>And it's not been a couple of years ago. So

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<v Speaker 5>then I think, like last week, I mentioned it to

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<v Speaker 5>her again and she said she doesn't remember.

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<v Speaker 7>Telling me that.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's wild, having full conversations with her. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's funny. I feel like that sometimes. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes we'll I'll lay on the couch, fall asleep, Chelsea

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<v Speaker 1>will be talking to me, and next thing you know,

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<v Speaker 1>she said, I'm out like a light. I think I've

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<v Speaker 1>been actually sleeping a lot longer than she thought. I was. Yeah, Tiff,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up tivity?

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<v Speaker 7>Hi? So it wasn't me, but it was my ex's mom.

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<v Speaker 7>She drove halfway awake, like in her apartment complex and

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<v Speaker 7>hit one of the industrial sized trash cans and came

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<v Speaker 7>home and told us about it when she was tired.

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<v Speaker 7>The next day, she kept with this story, somebody hit

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<v Speaker 7>my brand new car. I can't believe somebody hit it.

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<v Speaker 7>And she's stuck with it for about a month until

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<v Speaker 7>we told her we knew what happened, and.

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<v Speaker 2>She sat so embarrassed. Yeah yeah, wow.

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<v Speaker 7>After multiple times what happened, I'm like, so, can you

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<v Speaker 7>tell me the story one more time? She's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>somebody hit me. I was like, it hit your bumper

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<v Speaker 7>that's pulled into your parking spot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's man, that's that's dangerous. That's very, very dangerous.

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<v Speaker 1>But just keep the story for the insurance company. What's up, Brianna.

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<v Speaker 10>So, my boyfriend, when he was half asleep, he accidentally

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<v Speaker 10>posted a photo of his poop to.

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<v Speaker 1>His Snapchat story.

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<v Speaker 10>He did not realize it until the next morning when

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<v Speaker 10>I woke up and was going through my stories and

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<v Speaker 10>I was like, Eric, do you realize that you posted

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<v Speaker 10>this year snapchat story? And he's like, what are you

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<v Speaker 10>talking about? But I was like, don't look.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>He was concerned with how it looked.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 10>I have seven messages from seven different people that were

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<v Speaker 10>like are you okay, Like you know, you posted this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll fall asleep sometimes with my phone in my hand,

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<v Speaker 1>and I worry that if I hit a button, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>facetiming somebody and next thing, you know, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Like they're able to watch you or see

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<v Speaker 1>you doing what you're doing sleeping. You know what's up, Catherine.

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<v Speaker 9>Hey, So I do the craziest thing when I'm half asleep.

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<v Speaker 9>So I swear I'm narcoleptic, but I will get up

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<v Speaker 9>in the middle of the night and start doing my

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<v Speaker 9>makeup like I'm getting ready for work.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, whoa.

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<v Speaker 9>Or I will text people and i'll read the text.

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<v Speaker 9>I'll remember reading the text, but when I respond, it's

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<v Speaker 9>a bunch of just crazy craziness.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, so crazy to me.

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<v Speaker 9>It's a full on makeup, like a whole line, and

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<v Speaker 9>I'm doing it correctly, but I'm still sleeping.

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<v Speaker 4>So you just wake up with a full face of makeup.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, Sometimes I'll wake up and I'll be standing in

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<v Speaker 9>the bathroom like wake I'll wake up while I'm standing

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<v Speaker 9>in the bathroom like what is going on? And my

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<v Speaker 9>husband will come in like, hey, come.

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<v Speaker 1>Back to bed. Does he ever have conversations with you

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<v Speaker 1>not realizing you are asleep no, he does it on purpose.

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<v Speaker 9>He does, he will, he does. He'll ask me the

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<v Speaker 9>craziest things and I'll respond and he'll tell me, like,

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<v Speaker 9>do you remember when you told me about your ex boyfriend?

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<v Speaker 1>Will you? Will you ever wake up in the morning

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<v Speaker 1>and have like your bed sheets full of makeup?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 9>No, because then when I go to sleep, I don't

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<v Speaker 9>move at all, it doesn't come off.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah no, no.

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<v Speaker 9>But I'll have like my eyeliner in my hands sometimes

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<v Speaker 9>and yeah, wow, it's wild. And I've told my doctor

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<v Speaker 9>and he's like, oh, You're fine, that's not normal, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, this is a wild text. This is three one three.

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<v Speaker 1>It says, is ordering when you're sleeping one of these ones,

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<v Speaker 1>I grub hub and wake up the next day with

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<v Speaker 1>it at my door. I don't believe it. That's actually

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<v Speaker 1>happened to me before. Oh absolutely, you're asleep, you're well,

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<v Speaker 1>you're drunk, you're probably but half a sper stone. Really great?

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<v Speaker 1>What did happen to you? Robin?

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<v Speaker 6>So I've gotten up in half asleep and gotten all

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<v Speaker 6>my kids ready for school.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh you're looking at me like what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 8>It's school?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go, my mom? What's four o'clock in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had Robin. I've done that where I've woken up

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<v Speaker 1>at four in the afternoon thinking it was four o'clock

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning and getting up for work as yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you're like, oh my god, this is great. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're like, why is it so light outside? Yeah? Lany,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up? High?

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<v Speaker 7>Hi?

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<v Speaker 3>Time?

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<v Speaker 6>Long time?

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<v Speaker 1>What did you do? Have a sleep?

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<v Speaker 6>I was scrolling in the bathtub on my phone and

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<v Speaker 6>we bought a cottage up north.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, what on the phone? Like, you purchased

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<v Speaker 1>it on the phone?

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<v Speaker 6>Nope, I I hit interested. The girl called me the

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<v Speaker 6>next morning or text me the next morning, asked me,

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<v Speaker 6>are you still interested in I'm like, holy crap, what

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<v Speaker 6>did I do?

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<v Speaker 2>I looked. I'm like, well, yeah, let's go look at it, and.

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<v Speaker 6>We bought it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's a great story. Actually, not so much, Laney.

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<v Speaker 1>You fell asleep in the bathtub, Oh Whitney with my phone?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you better be careful. You're going to

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<v Speaker 1>end up like one of the greatest female singers of

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<v Speaker 1>all time, wouldn't you used then?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my good.

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<v Speaker 6>I listen every single morning, every morning, and I love

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<v Speaker 6>your show.

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<v Speaker 1>We love you. Thank you for the call. I appreciate you. Laney,

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<v Speaker 1>take care of You're welcome