1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,760 Speaker 1: Hey, and what's the vibe for horsecopes today. 2 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:04,040 Speaker 2: I am letting you know what's going on with your 3 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:07,000 Speaker 2: situationship based on your zodiac sign. I feel like we're 4 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,280 Speaker 2: in that weird phase of spring breaks coming up. But 5 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:12,639 Speaker 2: Valentine's stage just ended, so everyone's stumping everyone. Also, if 6 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:15,200 Speaker 2: it's your birthday today, you are a Pisces and you 7 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:19,000 Speaker 2: share a birthday with Steve Jobs, Floyd Mayweather, Daniel Daniel Kalua, 8 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,680 Speaker 2: Earl sweatshirt O'Shea Jackson Jr. 9 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:25,040 Speaker 1: Those are all mouthfuls of names. Yeah, they were Mitlanta. 10 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:28,160 Speaker 1: How about we do it so your it's Piscy season. 11 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:29,880 Speaker 2: Though, Yeah, we're finally an pisy season. 12 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,000 Speaker 1: Well, Rich is a piece, Riches a piece. 13 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:35,440 Speaker 2: He is a Piscey's all right? Rich. Your situationships when 14 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:38,600 Speaker 2: you're in then they only expire when reality finally punches 15 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,560 Speaker 2: you in the face and you realize that they aren't 16 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:42,840 Speaker 2: the sole meat that you actually dreamed about. You don't 17 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,839 Speaker 2: break up with them, You just break up with the 18 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:47,159 Speaker 2: version of them that you invented, and then you end 19 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:47,760 Speaker 2: up ghosting that. 20 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:48,920 Speaker 1: I know. It's sad, isn't it. 21 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:49,200 Speaker 2: Yeah? 22 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,000 Speaker 1: And that sounds sad. 23 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:51,880 Speaker 2: That's me, who you hurt? Rich? 24 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:56,160 Speaker 1: All right, let's go Claudia, Hi Claudia, Good. 25 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:00,760 Speaker 3: Morning, John Jay, Good morning, Kaison, and three morning. 26 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:04,920 Speaker 2: All right. I'm letting you know about your situationships and 27 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:08,039 Speaker 2: when they end for you, guys, for you scorpios, you 28 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:10,320 Speaker 2: find out the one secret that they were trying to hide. 29 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:12,559 Speaker 2: You're not just dating. You're kind of an FBI agent 30 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:14,880 Speaker 2: when you're in a relationship. And the second you catch 31 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:18,200 Speaker 2: someone cheating or in a white lie your situationship, it 32 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,240 Speaker 2: turns to cold case. You're absolutely done with them. 33 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:22,920 Speaker 3: Oh that is super friend. 34 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:24,200 Speaker 2: Yeah. 35 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:26,480 Speaker 3: Before I go, I'm gonna, I want to say hi 36 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 3: to two of my friends, Roberts and Britney. They are 37 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,880 Speaker 3: two of my listeners. I have listeners too, so oh 38 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:36,759 Speaker 3: that's cool. I say hi to them. Thank you, thank you. 39 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:42,680 Speaker 1: Hie, you're welcome. Hi, Brandy. Hello, what's your sign? I 40 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:45,160 Speaker 1: am a Virgo. I a September virgo. 41 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:49,560 Speaker 2: Oh awesome, so are you? John Jay September virgos? Okay virgos. 42 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:52,920 Speaker 2: I'm letting you know about your situationships. You guys have 43 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:55,680 Speaker 2: a literal mental spreadsheet for a person that you're in 44 00:01:55,720 --> 00:02:00,040 Speaker 2: a situationship. But that situationship expires the moment that the 45 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:03,120 Speaker 2: hansless outweighs the pros. You don't cry about it. You 46 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:06,560 Speaker 2: just send that final, perfectly punctuated text and then you 47 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:10,919 Speaker 2: block them immediately. Yeah, I don't. 48 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 3: I've been married twenty five years, so that's the only 49 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:16,280 Speaker 3: situationship I've got. 50 00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:29,880 Speaker 1: Block him, block him now, I've gone no more. All right, Brady, 51 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:35,600 Speaker 1: god bless, have a great day. How about we go 52 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:36,720 Speaker 1: to libras from there? 53 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:40,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, Niles are libra libras. You will stay in a 54 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:43,840 Speaker 2: situationship as long as they stay. You hate to be 55 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,959 Speaker 2: the one to break the vibe. So you're gonna lingle. 56 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,840 Speaker 2: You're gonna linger in that weird, just kind of vibing 57 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:51,040 Speaker 2: state just to avoid the awkward confrontation. 58 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:53,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, or just like kind of like make them break 59 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:54,240 Speaker 1: up exactly. 60 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:55,680 Speaker 2: Sound I suck? 61 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:04,320 Speaker 1: You're right, you should move on. How about Leo's. 62 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,720 Speaker 2: I'm a Leo, so us Leo's When it comes to 63 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,640 Speaker 2: us in our situationships, if they aren't posting us or 64 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:12,480 Speaker 2: bragging about us, it's over because we can handle the 65 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,920 Speaker 2: no the no labels in private, but the second that 66 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:17,280 Speaker 2: we feel like a secret instead of a trophy, we're 67 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,600 Speaker 2: hitting the exit, so we need a fan club, not 68 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:23,400 Speaker 2: a hidden link. And this obviously doesn't happen in my relationships. 69 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:25,760 Speaker 2: I'm not even all his instory. 70 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,400 Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. 71 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:32,800 Speaker 2: He does. He does. Sometimes he goes to and he 72 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:35,480 Speaker 2: clears out his Instagram though, and I'm like, dude, what's 73 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 2: that about? 74 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:37,640 Speaker 1: Like, what are you really all the pictures of me 75 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:41,560 Speaker 1: for me? Well, that's like the seventh red flag. I 76 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:47,160 Speaker 1: think you've presented to buy your relationship. He doesn't put 77 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:47,880 Speaker 1: you on Instagram. 78 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 2: He's not on Instagram in general. Don't you guys think 79 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:54,800 Speaker 2: that the fact that like that, like there's that issue 80 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:55,120 Speaker 2: and she. 81 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,640 Speaker 1: Doesn't care like that says something about how strong their 82 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:58,760 Speaker 1: relationship about her. 83 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,320 Speaker 2: No, I am not worried about that. 84 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:04,800 Speaker 1: She is very confident in this relationship. Good good. She'd 85 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,440 Speaker 1: miss you too much if you ever went anywhere. 86 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:09,400 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I am the greatest blessing he has ever had. 87 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,920 Speaker 1: I believe that one hundred percent. All right, did mister sign? 88 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,680 Speaker 1: You want to know what your situationship is, go to 89 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,800 Speaker 1: John jayn Rich dot com. They're all posted there right now.