WEBVTT - Common Knowledge We Got So Wrong

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<v Speaker 1>Don't ask.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that sitar?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what this is.

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<v Speaker 3>I said give me funny, goofy, nerdy music with non-royalty

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<v Speaker 3>so I won't get in trouble for playing it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I got this.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I like it. It started off sounding like a

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<v Speaker 2>Bollywood song or something. A little bit. A little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>A little bit. Common knowledge that we often get wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>But when I read through the common knowledge things that

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<v Speaker 3>we often get.

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<v Speaker 1>Wrong, I thought, who are these people that thought this?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I think we knew these things and we get

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<v Speaker 1>everything wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything.

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<v Speaker 1>On our show.

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<v Speaker 2>That's our charm.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the charm of our show, as our old boss

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<v Speaker 3>Paul once said. The charm of them is they get

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<v Speaker 3>it wrong. Number one, penguins are birds. Apparently some people

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<v Speaker 3>thought they were fish. Who thought that?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's a confusing one.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Because they go underwater?

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<v Speaker 4>They're mostly water. I mean, when you think of birds,

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<v Speaker 4>birds fly and they're aerial. And penguins don't do any

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<v Speaker 4>of that. And they're mostly in the water. So that

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<v Speaker 4>one I'll give people a pass on.

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<v Speaker 1>Pineapples grow from plants on the ground and not on trees.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know that?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, because of yesterday's bubble, I know it takes two

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<v Speaker 2>years to make one. That's right. But it's not coming

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<v Speaker 2>from a tree, you're saying? I did not know that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I didn't know that either.

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<v Speaker 1>Pineapples grow from plants on the ground and not on trees.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I didn't know that. I didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of people had no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry to interrupt. That's a common knowledge thing.

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<v Speaker 4>We were supposed to know coconuts grow on trees and

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<v Speaker 4>coconuts and pineapples are kind of like each other.

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<v Speaker 1>What about papaya?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of people had no idea that chicken tenders

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<v Speaker 1>are short for chicken tenderloins.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my gosh, this isn't going to make us look good.

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<v Speaker 2>And you've prefaced this bit with... When I read over these,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, what's wrong with people? You did not

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<v Speaker 2>know the chicken nuggets.

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<v Speaker 1>I only read the penguin one.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't read the whole list.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, this, come on. Pickles or cucumbers, we knew that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, who doesn't know that?

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<v Speaker 2>That one is, no, everyone knows that. Yeah, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Reindeer are real animals and not just Santa's helpers. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's just a joke answer. But for some kids, they

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<v Speaker 1>think reindeer is part of Santa's. No, they're actually out there.

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<v Speaker 2>No, do we have, I know that.

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<v Speaker 4>I heard this comedian talk about, I don't know, he

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<v Speaker 4>was somewhere where, you know, Norway, somewhere where reindeer are

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<v Speaker 4>really prevalent.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And they eat them.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, they do?

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<v Speaker 2>It was on the menu. Oh, humans eat the reindeer. No, no, no. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like there was reindeer on the menu.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, that's so rude. That's sad.

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<v Speaker 1>Reindeer tenderloins? Are they reindeer tenders? Reindeer tenders.

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<v Speaker 3>Finally, ponies are not baby horses. Ponies are their own

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<v Speaker 3>type of horse.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's their own thing.

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<v Speaker 2>A baby horse is a foal, right?

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<v Speaker 1>That's right.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. You're right. A baby horse. By the way, we've

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<v Speaker 1>been invited. Okay, I didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 3>If we want to go horseback riding or do anything

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<v Speaker 3>with horses, Aunt Gwyneth Jameson, Q, who I used to

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<v Speaker 3>anchor with at Box 2, has a horse, all that.

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<v Speaker 1>She would love for us to come and feed the horses.

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<v Speaker 1>I said we might go do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my gosh. I would love that.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it to have the horses.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>Right? Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's do that. I can finally have my Dr.

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<v Speaker 2>Quinn Medicine Woman moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 2>Will you wear a cowboy hat? Of course I will.

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<v Speaker 1>Did she wear a cowboy hat, Dr.

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<v Speaker 3>Quinn?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she did.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was a lot of ruffly baggy things

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<v Speaker 3>with a corset.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, will you wear a prairie dress?

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll have to find one.

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<v Speaker 1>Will you be prairie dogging it?

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, God. All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Too far.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my favorite term ever. Is there anything wrong with that?

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 1>In context. That's it. All right.

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<v Speaker 4>100.3 WNIC.