WEBVTT - Limits on Authority 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:03.920 Is The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse 0:00:04.080 --> 0:00:07.800 Kelly Show on a fantastic Tuesday. I'm gonna chop away 0:00:07.800 --> 0:00:09.799 at some emails this hour, I will We're going to 0:00:09.880 --> 0:00:13.640 talk about some swing state election fraud. Of course, the 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:17.760 disaster that is America's cities, military recruiting through the roof, 0:00:18.120 --> 0:00:21.319 all that hiccups, and so much more coming up in 0:00:21.400 --> 0:00:24.239 The Jesse Kelly Show's second hour. I just I want 0:00:24.239 --> 0:00:26.439 to piggyback on something we ended on in the last hour. 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:29.320 We were talking about Democrats and how they're not near 0:00:29.360 --> 0:00:32.120 as popular as people think. They're not half the country. 0:00:32.840 --> 0:00:37.680 They are held up by hostile foreigners. They're held up 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:43.479 by government programs run by Democrats, filtered two democrats. Think 0:00:43.520 --> 0:00:47.000 about just this basic system, speaking of immigration, think about 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:50.760 how maddening this is. We've talked a million times about 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:57.080 how many billions of dollars were given to NGOs to 0:00:57.280 --> 0:01:02.040 facilitate the mass importation of foreigners in the administration. So 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:06.000 at its most basic form, you went to work today, 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:11.080 the government took twenty five percent of your money. Democrats 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:15.800 in the government then took your money handed that money 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:22.759 to a non government organization, the non government organization trained 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:28.920 and facilitated foreigners to then come into your community. They 0:01:28.959 --> 0:01:33.440 will then be coddled by Democrats and vote Democrat your 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:37.920 entire life. Why did Colorado turn into California? Why is 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:41.000 the same thing happening in Utah? Why are they doing 0:01:41.040 --> 0:01:43.959 it in Ohio? Apparently that race is neck and neck. 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:49.360 Why is this happening because communists understand the mass importation 0:01:49.640 --> 0:01:54.640 of foreigners helps alleviate the problem that Democrats simply aren't popular. 0:01:56.240 --> 0:01:56.600 They're not. 0:01:57.720 --> 0:02:00.880 That's why the mainstream media, all of them knew New 0:02:00.960 --> 0:02:04.960 York Times, CNN, NBC, you name it. They're all in 0:02:05.040 --> 0:02:09.280 the tank all the time for Democrats without fail. They 0:02:09.320 --> 0:02:12.280 know they have to be. If they deviate for even 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:16.560 a second, they know, the entire Democrat Party comes apart. 0:02:16.919 --> 0:02:20.639 The Democrat Party is held up by foreign barbarians, by 0:02:20.680 --> 0:02:25.679 government programs, by an education system completely run by communists, 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:29.560 and by the American media. And if they didn't have 0:02:29.680 --> 0:02:33.960 those things, you and I we wouldn't have to worry 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:38.120 about Democrats winning elections outside of the bluest parts of 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:41.960 the country. If they didn't have those things, you'd see 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:47.800 places you think are solidly blue go blood red and 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:53.160 Democrats know it. Remember, do you remember the biggest, probably 0:02:53.200 --> 0:02:57.280 the biggest Democrat freak out during Trump's presidency. He's been 0:02:57.280 --> 0:03:00.560 president for a year now. What was maybe their biggest 0:03:00.560 --> 0:03:03.360 freak out? It's hard to tell because those hysterical theater 0:03:03.480 --> 0:03:07.000 kids are always freaking out about something and texting each other. 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:14.839 You know, it was the Doge stuff. What was Doge? Well, 0:03:14.840 --> 0:03:18.760 Elon Musk, rich, richest man in the world, obviously an 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:23.600 incredible businessman. Elon Musk got involved in the government, and 0:03:23.720 --> 0:03:28.480 Elon Musk and his Doege team started bouncing around to 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:32.360 different government agencies and they were, you know, they weren't 0:03:32.400 --> 0:03:34.680 doing very much as far as cutting things. They were 0:03:34.800 --> 0:03:38.720 essentially just doing audits. And I understand a little bit 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:41.640 about how audits work because my wife used to do them. 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:45.560 She's an accounting major. I know how they work. It's 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:50.200 obviously I'm oversimplified. I don't want to downplay auditing, but 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:55.920 it's fairly simple. Okay, this money went out, where did 0:03:55.960 --> 0:04:00.600 it go? Where's the receipt for it? Just give me 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:03.080 an accounting of it, and if you can provide that accounting, 0:04:03.120 --> 0:04:07.320 it's a very simple process that if you can't, we 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:12.040 might have a problem. Elon Musk starts bouncing around government 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:17.880 agencies and none of them are passing audits. The Pentagon 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:25.360 hasn't passed an audit in years. Millions, billion, trillions, let's 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:30.800 be honest, trillions of dollars flowing through the Pentagon and 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:36.160 they can't account for it. That was what made Democrats 0:04:36.200 --> 0:04:38.880 freak out the most, and the reason it made them 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:43.159 freak out the most is Democrats know they have to 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:48.320 have taxpayer money in a roundabout way funding their party 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:53.760 or their party disappears. They're not popular. They know they're 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:58.560 not popular. They have to find these various fraudulent setups 0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:01.720 to swindle your money and use it to help them 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:06.839 in elections. And without it it goes away. And look, 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:10.640 the Trump administration, Pambondi's DOJ they're not going to take 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:13.880 all this apart in three years. Even if Pambondi was 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:15.919 what you and I wanted her to be, which she's not. 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:19.240 But even if she was, it's not possible to take 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:24.120 systems this complicated and this buried and expose them all 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:26.200 and take them apart in three more years. It's not. 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:28.520 But that goes back to what I was saying in 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:31.640 the first hour. We need years more. We need years 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:34.360 and years and years more. Four more years of Trump 0:05:34.400 --> 0:05:38.520 ain't near enough. We need rabid anti communists in the 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:41.280 government for years. And if we do it, we'll take 0:05:41.279 --> 0:05:44.640 apart things like this. Five years after the twenty twenty election. 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:47.920 This is from just the News, Georgia is still ground 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:53.920 zero for election integrity problems. Isn't it funny that the 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:58.359 three biggest states, well, you know what, I'll go ahead 0:05:58.360 --> 0:06:01.520 and call it four, trut I could call it five, 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:04.400 but I'll call it four. The four biggest states for 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:14.839 election fraud are Arizona, Georgia, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania. Huh. Now, 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:20.240 I'm kind of new to politics. What do all four 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:29.960 of those states have in common? Arizona, Georgia, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin. Huh? 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:34.160 Those are all the swing states. Those are the states 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:38.480 that decide who sits in the Oval office. And I 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:42.679 guess it's just I guess it's purely a coincidence. Those 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:45.760 are the states that seem to always have problems with 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:50.960 the voter rules, mail in ballots, drop boxes, things like that, 0:06:51.480 --> 0:06:55.479 boarding up the windows on election night while they count 0:06:55.520 --> 0:06:59.640 the votes. Ex do some emails. Remember you can email 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:04.200 me love your emails, Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse, 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:07.479 I'll not dive into the Maduro saga, but I'm wondering 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:11.360 how we charge him with possessing machine guns though he 0:07:11.480 --> 0:07:14.720 seems not to have done so on the US dirt. Okay, 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:20.320 I touched on this a little bit yesterday. Ignore the 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:24.040 charges when it comes to Maduro, and I don't know 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:26.680 whether any of those are going to stick or not stick, 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:29.559 but some of them are, frankly, like the machine gun 0:07:29.640 --> 0:07:35.600 charges a little laughable. He is a foreign dictator from Venezuela. 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:38.880 How are we charging him with machine gun? They're a 0:07:38.960 --> 0:07:44.600 little laughable. This was all done as a justification to 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:49.000 remove a hostile foreign communist dictator who was working with 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:53.680 our geopolitical enemies against the interests of the United States 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:57.880 of America, namely China and also Russia. Of course Iran's 0:07:57.880 --> 0:07:59.559 in there as well. They're just less of a threat 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:05.080 than anyone else. These charges are an excuse, Okay. I 0:08:06.160 --> 0:08:08.200 wish it was more in depth than that. I wish 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:13.440 that wasn't the case, But the truth is, because of 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:17.000 the world we live in now, very rarely can people 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:21.120 be honest, even on our side. Be honest, and I 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:24.000 would prefer everybody could just be honest. But I also 0:08:24.080 --> 0:08:27.400 understand the world in which we live. I also understand 0:08:27.440 --> 0:08:31.000 my honesty gets me in trouble in social situations a lot. 0:08:31.040 --> 0:08:33.200 If you don't believe me, just ask my wife. I 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:36.960 don't like this polite facade we all have to try 0:08:37.000 --> 0:08:40.280 to build. Let's be honest. We remove Madurea because he 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:42.679 was hostile to our interests. It wasn't because of drugs. 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:45.440 It certainly wasn't because of machine guns. It wasn't even 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:49.160 really because of oil. We removed Maduro because he's in 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:53.520 our hemisphere, close to our shores, helping our enemies do 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:56.480 bad things. We removed him because we were strong enough 0:08:56.520 --> 0:08:58.520 to remove him, and because he was too weak to 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:03.400 stop usiod end of story. And you know what, I 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:06.520 understand the Trump administration can't come out and say that 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:10.160 I'm not insulting it at all. I'm not criticizing them 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:14.560 at all. But I long for an era where we 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:17.640 would just stand up and take that or just say that. 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:21.760 I wish, look, they're threatening Mexico in Cuba. I wish 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:23.640 we would just stand up. I wish we could just 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:27.640 stand up and say Yeah, we're gonna take Cuba back. 0:09:28.040 --> 0:09:35.280 Why because I want to That's why what Chris. Yeah, Look, 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:38.360 that's the thing Chris said. Not even China and Russia 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:40.520 do stuff like that. They pretend too. I mean, you 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:44.480 can hear Putin's explanations for Ukraine and everything else. It's all, well, 0:09:44.600 --> 0:09:48.079 you stole this, it was a violation in China. You're 0:09:48.080 --> 0:09:51.199 not wrong, Chris, You're not wrong. I know. That's why 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:54.040 I wasn't insulting the Trump administration. That's just kind of 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:57.640 how the world works now. You can't ever be completely 0:09:57.720 --> 0:10:00.640 honest with why you're doing what you're doing. But when 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:04.160 I saw the charges for Maduro and I saw I 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:07.040 saw machine gun charges on there, I'll be honest, I 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:09.600 laughed out loud. I thought it was great. Anyway, we'll 0:10:09.600 --> 0:10:12.080 do some more of these talk about tranny terror. Next 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:19.000 it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful, Wonderful Tuesday. 0:10:19.200 --> 0:10:23.199 Remember you can download the show I heard spotify iTunes. 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:29.320 Heg seth America's military is already surpassing last year's recruiting figures. 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:33.160 You know, I gotta tell you, I'm shocked. Recruiting in 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:37.120 this country fell off when the communists took over and 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:41.680 told everyone they should be gay. Wow, that didn't inspire 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:45.960 America's patriotic young people to go put on the uniform 0:10:46.000 --> 0:10:48.880 and risk their lives. But when young people turn on 0:10:48.920 --> 0:10:52.800 the television set and they see Delta Force fast roping 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:57.920 from heroes into mansions, they say to themselves, Okay, I'd 0:10:57.920 --> 0:11:02.520 probably be okay with that. It's so much better now 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:05.040 than it was. Don't forget to stop and smell the roses. 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:07.600 We talk about this a lot. Stop every now and 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:10.920 then and smell the roses. Remember the videos, Remember that 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:15.120 Chris dig Up that army recruiting video. Remember Remember what 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:19.920 the military just was just was we just had to 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:23.640 suffer through all these recruiting shortfalls, and they would continue. 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:26.640 They were always pretending like they didn't know what was happening. Well, 0:11:26.720 --> 0:11:29.040 let me tell you what was happening. If you're a 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:32.760 young person, and let's say you're aspirational, maybe you want 0:11:32.800 --> 0:11:34.680 to get yourself out of a bad situation. Maybe you 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:36.560 want to better yourself. Maybe you just want to serve 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:38.280 your country. Maybe you want to see what you're made of. 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:41.200 Maybe you're all of these things. You know what, you 0:11:41.240 --> 0:11:43.319 don't want to join you know what, you don't want 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:44.480 to join this. 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:47.760 This is the story of a soldier who operates your 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:57.600 nation's patriot missile defense systems. It begins in California, but 0:11:57.679 --> 0:12:02.119 the little girl raised by two moms also marched for equality. 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:05.400 I like to think I've been defending freedom from an 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:05.920 early age. 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:09.360 Goshch turn it off, just turn it on. You know 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:16.000 that's seventeen year old state champion wrestler from Mississippi. He 0:12:16.040 --> 0:12:19.679 doesn't want to join that army. He's not interested in 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:22.840 joining that being part of that, So he goes and 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:24.920 does something else. You knows something that's sad. This is 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:26.559 a good thing. I want to get back to emails. 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:30.600 But you know something that's sad. You don't know what 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:35.360 you lost. You, oftentimes in life, don't know what you lost. 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:38.120 An opportunity you missed because you didn't do this or 0:12:38.200 --> 0:12:44.640 didn't do that. How many studs in that four years 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:49.560 of the Biden administration, how many studs did we lose 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:54.520 because it enjoined? Because they wouldn't join you you know 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:57.520 the answer is some. We'll never have a number. Who 0:12:57.520 --> 0:13:01.000 knows the number? We know the answer is some. I 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:06.280 remember how loud every veteran buddy of mine I served 0:13:06.320 --> 0:13:09.559 with was that their kids were not allowed to join 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:13.080 under the Biden administration. They were just simply not especially 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:19.240 after Abbygate. How many studs did we lose? Sucks is 0:13:19.240 --> 0:13:23.560 what it is, Jesse. You think the tranny sensation nation 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:27.760 having an anger manager. Oh, this guy's talking about the 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:32.280 the tranny who vandalized JD Vance's home. Well, again, this 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:35.400 comes back to I hate to keep dwelling on it, 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:39.960 but it is the anniversary of January sixth. Manpower is finite, 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:46.439 Time is finite, money is finite. Even as large as 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:52.120 the FBI is, they have field offices everywhere. There's only 0:13:52.160 --> 0:13:55.400 so many people in a field office. There are only 0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:58.920 so many hours in the day. The Federal Bureau of 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:04.400 Investigation for four years, four years focused on this. 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:05.600 That attack. 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:10.720 That siege was criminal behavior, plain and simple, and his 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:14.920 behavior that we the FBI view as domestic terrorism. It's 0:14:14.960 --> 0:14:19.120 got no place in our democracy and tolerating it would 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:21.600 make a mockery of our nation's rule of law. 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:25.720 The Justice Department will hold all January six perpetrators at 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:29.960 any level accountable under the law, whether they were present 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:34.320 that day or were otherwise criminally responsible for the assault 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:36.000 on our democracy. 0:14:36.800 --> 0:14:40.720 Four years of that. While that was going on for 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:46.160 four years, people in America were having their body parts 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:50.360 chop chopped off in a doctor's office. They were being 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:55.000 injected with all sorts of puberty blocker, mind altering stuff. 0:14:55.920 --> 0:14:59.360 And then they were going home and diving into the 0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:02.920 darkest parts of the Internet where they would join with 0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:06.520 other freaks and get more and more what Chris, They 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:10.080 would get more and more violent, more and more desperate, 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:14.560 more and more distant. And now we see them committing 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:18.760 active violence after active violence, after active violence. And while 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:23.080 the federal law enforcement arm was hunting, was hunting down 0:15:23.200 --> 0:15:28.200 me Mas from January sixth, the violent army of trannies, 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:31.760 they were arming themselves, and they were getting ready to 0:15:31.800 --> 0:15:36.080 go kill as many school kids, Charlie Kirks and others 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:41.000 as humanly possible. I just brought up the military recruiting 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:45.920 and people we missed. Let's not forget how much damage 0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:51.120 was done in four years by the Biden administration. Damage 0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:55.720 that is lasting, damage that killed people. Damage we still 0:15:55.800 --> 0:15:59.240 feel to this day. They did a lot of harm. 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:04.400 Whole lot of harm, all right, Jesse, Oh, this member 0:16:04.480 --> 0:16:07.880 my saying one hundred percent true. I've learned it in 0:16:08.000 --> 0:16:11.080 seven years of doing radio. The maddest one is always 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:14.320 the dumbest one. If you get somebody who's mad at you, 0:16:14.360 --> 0:16:16.440 calling you names or telling you they're never going to 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:20.640 listen there or something like that. Almost every single time 0:16:21.080 --> 0:16:24.400 it is somebody got who got what you said wrong, 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:27.040 completely wrong. They just either didn't hear you right, or 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:30.520 they're just stupid or drunk or something like that. The 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:33.760 maddest one is always the dumbest one. Listen to this, Jesse. 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:37.480 You had me as a devout listener until you questioned 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:41.680 Trump's arrest of Maduro. Time to leave your show silent. 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:50.040 Nobody said that, you moron. You believe that because you're stupid, 0:16:50.880 --> 0:16:54.280 because you don't listen. I bet you're angry a lot, 0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:56.920 and you don't even realize. That's the sad part of 0:16:56.920 --> 0:16:59.600 being stupid. You don't even realize you're angry a lot. 0:17:00.160 --> 0:17:03.200 You didn't even hear things right. If that's what you heard, 0:17:03.400 --> 0:17:07.200 you're a moron. That is not at all what I said. 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:10.680 Stop being stupid. You're making your life harder, all right, 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:15.000 our cities hang on. It's the Jesse Kelly Show and 0:17:15.119 --> 0:17:19.760 a magnificent Tuesday you can email us Jesse at Jesse 0:17:19.960 --> 0:17:22.720 kellyshow dot com. Before we get to the cities, we've 0:17:22.720 --> 0:17:25.560 got a little war here with the HOA here on 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:29.159 the staff. Then, let me just tell you when I 0:17:29.200 --> 0:17:31.640 first got married is Chris Corey. This is for you, guys, 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:35.560 because you're going through this right now. War with HOA 0:17:36.119 --> 0:17:40.879 can be so much fun when you really now listen, Chris, 0:17:40.920 --> 0:17:44.000 when you realize the limits on their authority. So we 0:17:44.040 --> 0:17:48.040 first get married and we move in together. After we 0:17:48.080 --> 0:17:52.240 get married, we have a little house in Tucson, Arizona. 0:17:52.520 --> 0:17:58.720 There's this huge grassy common area behind our house. I'm 0:17:58.880 --> 0:18:01.920 mowing the lawn. It's not a yard big enough for 0:18:01.960 --> 0:18:03.800 any kind of a riding lawnmower, so it's just a 0:18:03.800 --> 0:18:06.240 hand pushed lawnmower, like guys do, I'm out there mowing 0:18:06.280 --> 0:18:09.480 the lawn. I mowed the lawn. I have one of 0:18:09.480 --> 0:18:11.920 those mowers that collects the grass clippings in the bag. 0:18:13.280 --> 0:18:18.320 Well the recycling and trash in this area, they wouldn't 0:18:18.320 --> 0:18:22.280 pick up the bags of grass clippings. I don't know why, Chris. 0:18:22.440 --> 0:18:25.080 The whole neighborhood was up in arms about it. Everyone 0:18:25.160 --> 0:18:27.720 started to freak out what am I supposed to do 0:18:27.760 --> 0:18:30.119 with the grass clippings. I'm collecting the grass clippings, but 0:18:30.200 --> 0:18:32.520 you won't. Well, is everyone starting to freak out? It 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:34.640 was one of those places where if the trash can 0:18:34.840 --> 0:18:37.480 was a foot away from where it should be, it 0:18:37.480 --> 0:18:41.560 was a nightmare. Nightmare. So I did what any red 0:18:41.600 --> 0:18:44.840 blooded American would do. I took my bags of grass 0:18:44.840 --> 0:18:47.679 clippings and went back to the common area of the 0:18:47.720 --> 0:18:51.480 grass area and just started dumping my grass clippings back there. 0:18:51.760 --> 0:18:57.879 I'm dumping the grass in the grass. That's what I did. Now, Ah, 0:18:58.119 --> 0:19:01.280 people are born. I'm convinced that you're born this way 0:19:01.400 --> 0:19:06.679 or not. Bob is a rule follower. She is a 0:19:06.800 --> 0:19:10.440 rule follower. I would I would stereotype this by saying 0:19:10.520 --> 0:19:13.920 women probably tend to be more rule followers than men. 0:19:14.600 --> 0:19:17.360 Men are going to be more rebellious types. And I'm 0:19:17.359 --> 0:19:19.400 not saying one is better than the other. I think 0:19:19.480 --> 0:19:22.320 we're made probably to balance each other. But it's very 0:19:22.400 --> 0:19:27.040 much that way in our marriage. Bob is the rule follower. No, 0:19:27.720 --> 0:19:30.560 the band said we had to be there twenty minutes 0:19:30.600 --> 0:19:33.119 ahead of time. I'm not showing up twenty minutes, but 0:19:33.160 --> 0:19:34.600 that's what they say. You know, you know what I mean. 0:19:34.640 --> 0:19:37.600 You know what I mean. So it doesn't take long 0:19:38.760 --> 0:19:41.760 and we get an email from the HOA saying, hey, 0:19:43.760 --> 0:19:47.000 that's your grass back there in the common area. Go 0:19:47.040 --> 0:19:50.440 clean it up. And I said, well, just throw it 0:19:50.480 --> 0:19:52.720 in the trash. Baby, Well, we can't just throw it 0:19:52.720 --> 0:19:56.080 in the trash. It's the HOA. They sent us a letter. Nah, 0:19:56.240 --> 0:19:58.880 throw it away. What are they gonna do? They said 0:19:58.920 --> 0:20:01.600 another letter? Of course, Hey, you still haven't picked up 0:20:01.640 --> 0:20:04.000 the grass. By this point, she's begging me. She's like, 0:20:04.280 --> 0:20:06.639 pick up the grass or whatever. I said, Now, I'll 0:20:06.640 --> 0:20:09.600 give him a call. I called him. She's sitting right 0:20:09.600 --> 0:20:12.640 there freaking out, and they tell me, whoa, you need 0:20:12.640 --> 0:20:15.320 to pick up your grass. You dumped your grass back there. Well, 0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:17.920 this is before the age of the ring doorbell. This 0:20:17.960 --> 0:20:21.919 is twenty years ago, almost twenty years ago. How do 0:20:21.960 --> 0:20:26.159 they know it's my grass? Okay, it's behind my yard, 0:20:26.200 --> 0:20:29.560 but anybody could have dumped their grass back there. I said, 0:20:29.560 --> 0:20:33.320 it's not my grass. And completely, This is the point 0:20:33.320 --> 0:20:35.480 I want to get through to you, Chris and Corey 0:20:35.600 --> 0:20:41.080 and every single person listening. The most bottom of the 0:20:41.080 --> 0:20:45.320 barrel losers in your area. Those are the people who 0:20:45.400 --> 0:20:50.040 run for HOA. They're people who have They hate their life. 0:20:50.200 --> 0:20:52.040 They hate their life, they hate their lot of life. 0:20:52.520 --> 0:20:56.879 They're desperate for just the tiniest taste of power, and 0:20:56.920 --> 0:21:00.720 they're people that if you challenge them, it will completely 0:21:00.720 --> 0:21:03.679 come undone. I'm on the phone with a home owned association. 0:21:03.800 --> 0:21:06.560 They say it's your grass and I said, no, it'stop that. 0:21:06.680 --> 0:21:10.640 It's completely froze on the phone. Well we know it's 0:21:10.680 --> 0:21:15.360 your grass. I said, yeah, how do you know that? Well, 0:21:15.359 --> 0:21:17.359 it's right behind your lawn. I said, do you have 0:21:17.400 --> 0:21:20.320 some video of something? By the way, totally my grass? 0:21:20.400 --> 0:21:23.480 I said, do you have video or any kind of evidence? 0:21:23.520 --> 0:21:25.240 Do you have a witness? All the neighbors were on 0:21:25.280 --> 0:21:27.280 my side. Do you have a witness? Do you have 0:21:27.560 --> 0:21:31.080 any way to prove that it's my grass? You need 0:21:31.080 --> 0:21:33.119 to pick up your grass or there will be a fine. 0:21:33.359 --> 0:21:36.639 And I said no, you don't understand. I'm not picking 0:21:36.720 --> 0:21:39.320 up anything. If you would like the grass picked up, 0:21:39.520 --> 0:21:41.720 I suggest you get off your fat butt. That's when 0:21:41.720 --> 0:21:44.040 ob lost it because I actually said that, I suggest 0:21:44.119 --> 0:21:46.880 you get off your fat butt and saunter her out 0:21:46.960 --> 0:21:49.879 to the yard and pick up all those grass clippings. 0:21:49.960 --> 0:21:52.160 Right yourself. And I told her on the phone. I said, 0:21:52.200 --> 0:21:54.040 and you can use your teeth if you want. Lady, 0:21:54.119 --> 0:21:56.920 I don't care. Go pick up the grass. It ain't 0:21:56.960 --> 0:22:01.240 my grass and I ain't picking anything up. Look. It 0:22:01.280 --> 0:22:03.879 felt like five minutes. It was probably thirty seconds of 0:22:03.960 --> 0:22:05.800 just dead silence on the other end of the phone, 0:22:05.880 --> 0:22:09.040 and then click, She just hung up the phone. Never 0:22:09.119 --> 0:22:14.800 heard from him again. Never underestimate the fun that a 0:22:14.840 --> 0:22:18.680 good fight with an hoa can be. I'm telling you, Chris, 0:22:18.480 --> 0:22:22.479 it's like picking on somebody with one arm. You know 0:22:22.520 --> 0:22:28.280 you can win. What Chris is? What now? Chris said, 0:22:28.320 --> 0:22:30.719 they have my money and I can't do anything about it. 0:22:31.320 --> 0:22:32.880 Think about it this way. This is where you're looking 0:22:32.920 --> 0:22:37.680 at it wrong. They have your money because you are 0:22:37.720 --> 0:22:40.879 paying for a service. They are there to provide you 0:22:40.960 --> 0:22:44.080 with a service. You think that there's some governing body. 0:22:44.359 --> 0:22:47.560 They're not a governing body. No go mo the common areas. 0:22:47.760 --> 0:22:53.159 No you, I'm paying you. You work for me. I 0:22:53.280 --> 0:22:56.840 don't work for you. Learn to embrace it, Chris, have 0:22:56.920 --> 0:22:58.520 a good time. Do you want me to get ahold 0:22:58.520 --> 0:23:00.639 of him? I will, Chris? 0:23:00.920 --> 0:23:01.359 What what? 0:23:05.720 --> 0:23:07.960 Chris? Just give me the phone number and let me 0:23:08.040 --> 0:23:11.119 work it out. I'll handle it all all. I promise 0:23:11.240 --> 0:23:13.800 I'll be pretty nice. I will, yes, I will, ye, 0:23:13.920 --> 0:23:17.280 I will. Chris doesn't believe me. Jesse, I want to 0:23:17.320 --> 0:23:19.159 personally thank you for all the good you do, you 0:23:19.240 --> 0:23:22.240 love of our beautiful country. Also, thank you so much 0:23:22.280 --> 0:23:24.639 for your service as a marine. I really want to 0:23:24.680 --> 0:23:28.080 thank you for introducing me to Pure Talk. I was 0:23:28.119 --> 0:23:30.840 with AT and T for ten years. I finally made 0:23:30.840 --> 0:23:33.080 the switch to pure Talk last year after hearing about 0:23:33.119 --> 0:23:36.160 it on your show. It is absolutely amazing, he puts 0:23:36.200 --> 0:23:39.320 in capital letters. This year, I switched my parents over 0:23:39.359 --> 0:23:42.240 to Pure Talk. My dad is a veteran and being 0:23:42.320 --> 0:23:45.320 so old, laugh out loud. The guy says he isn't 0:23:45.320 --> 0:23:48.800 the most technological man. And let me tell you, the 0:23:48.840 --> 0:23:52.360 people at pure talk are the absolute best. They were 0:23:52.400 --> 0:23:55.240 so patient and so very kind while helping him get 0:23:55.240 --> 0:23:57.680 set up, and my dad told me it's the best 0:23:57.680 --> 0:24:00.720 service he's ever had with a cell phoned company. Thank 0:24:00.760 --> 0:24:03.760 you for introducing us. Didn't say I could say his name, 0:24:03.800 --> 0:24:06.960 so I will not. He did say, PS, salad sucks. 0:24:08.720 --> 0:24:10.480 This is part of what I loved about switching to 0:24:10.520 --> 0:24:12.800 pure Talk. When I tell you to switch to pure talk, 0:24:12.840 --> 0:24:15.680 the veteran led company that it's on the same network 0:24:15.760 --> 0:24:18.600 and it's gonna cost you way less. The only reason 0:24:18.720 --> 0:24:20.800 people don't do it, maybe the only reason you haven't 0:24:20.840 --> 0:24:23.919 done it is this, it's gonna be a pain. I 0:24:23.920 --> 0:24:26.600 thought the exact same thing. I hate these phones and 0:24:26.680 --> 0:24:30.480 the technology, the bluetooth that I can't They just walked 0:24:30.520 --> 0:24:32.600 you through it, and it made They made it so easy. 0:24:33.080 --> 0:24:36.600 It's easy. Dial pound two five zero on your phone 0:24:37.119 --> 0:24:43.960 and say save now, pound two five zero, save now. 0:24:44.359 --> 0:24:49.560 It's easy. You might even enjoy a customer service experience effective. Immediately, 0:24:50.200 --> 0:24:54.320 Seattle Police will no longer enforce drug crimes and will 0:24:54.359 --> 0:25:00.960 refer offenders to diversion. I saw a video was yesterday 0:25:01.840 --> 0:25:05.800 and it was from not Tokyo, Osaka, Japan. And the 0:25:05.880 --> 0:25:08.119 video was not about politics. It was not about crime 0:25:08.240 --> 0:25:10.680 or anything else. I forget what the guy was doing. 0:25:10.720 --> 0:25:13.240