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Speaker 2: Thank you so much for being a part of the

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Speaker 2: program tonight. There is a quick update here rams fans.

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Speaker 2: Game is tied ten ten in the fourth quarter ten

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Speaker 2: my friends, there's your big scoring update, as if you

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Speaker 2: needed it. Because you know how the internet works, you

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Speaker 2: can find it yourself. There's no business like shelvisits. And

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Speaker 2: it's not just in your heads, my friends. It's true.

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Speaker 2: Prices are going up all over the place, and every

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Speaker 2: time you turn around that streamer is trying to raise

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Speaker 2: prices again.

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Speaker 3: To stream your favorite songs and podcasts from CBS News,

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Speaker 3: We'll be going up starting next month. Spotify customers will

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Speaker 3: have to pay a dollar more per month for individual

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Speaker 3: premium plans.

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Speaker 2: How much to be charging for podcas and I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 2: That's right. Nothing.

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Speaker 3: Prices will also jump for duo, family and student plans.

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Speaker 3: Spotify says the move will help the company continue offering

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Speaker 3: the best possible experience. An excerpt says it's part of

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Speaker 3: a growing trend with streamers.

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Speaker 4: Okay, and I think they are raising prices in part

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Speaker 4: to kind of build a sustainable, profitable business, which is

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Speaker 4: alluded them for a while. There's no question that we're

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Speaker 4: seeing streamflation, a lot of streamflation.

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Speaker 2: Good. We made up a new word for it too,

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Speaker 2: A lot of them. When they launched a few years ago.

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Speaker 4: They launched it artificially low prices to try and get

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Speaker 4: people to subscribe, and they're now beginning to catch up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well it worked, but then it pisses me off.

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Speaker 3: New government data reveals it streaming services on nearly twenty

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Speaker 3: percent jump at prices from November to December, and that

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Speaker 3: is outpacing most goods like coffee and beef.

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Speaker 2: H well, I'm complaining about the coffee prices going up too. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know what, I am really turning into a straight

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Speaker 2: up old man on all of this. Yeah, I remember

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Speaker 2: back in the day when you could get Netflix for

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Speaker 2: four dollars a month. I don't remember what it was.

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Speaker 2: What was Brighintia. You were probably just a wee lass

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Speaker 2: when Netflix first came out sending DVDs.

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Speaker 5: No, I had DVDs.

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Speaker 2: I'm not that much younger than you, Yes, you.

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Speaker 5: Are not even I'm in my earliest forty Okay, so

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Speaker 5: we're in the same age bracket.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, all right, So how much do you remember

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Speaker 2: the first time you had Netflix? How much that was costing?

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Was it like five bucks?

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Speaker 2: That's what I thought. It was like four or five

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Speaker 2: maybe six dollars or something. Maybe it was seven bucks

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Speaker 2: or something. And then it was like you could get

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Speaker 2: I remember they had different tiers you could have. They

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Speaker 2: would limit how many you could have unlimited, or you

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Speaker 2: could have up to four a month or something like that.

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Speaker 6: I remember it was around eight eight dollars or eight

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Speaker 2: Yeah, now you're talk about DVDs, Ali, you're not a

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Speaker 2: streaming I forget you aut it. Get out of here.

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Speaker 2: This guy is Pacifire out here, like, oh, I remember

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Speaker 2: the old days. Brigina beat him for me. Just take

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Speaker 2: your news microphone and just right on his melon.

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Speaker 5: Never do that. It's two against one and here.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's right, this guy, Like I remember when it

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Speaker 2: was eight dollars. Okay, yeah, I do too. That was

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Speaker 2: for DVDs. Do you know what DVDs are? ALI are

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Speaker 6: Those digital video displays.

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Speaker 2: Disc what's wow? I hate this kid more and more.

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Speaker 2: I'm not getting I'm getting unattached to him Purshita. I'm

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Speaker 2: very unattached to this guy right now, I can tell yeah,

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Speaker 2: very upset about this. New data is showing the subscription

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Speaker 2: costs surging almost five you've heard from the the news report,

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Speaker 2: fire out, pacing the overall inflation rate. According to government indices.

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Speaker 2: Traditional inflation may have cooled, but streamflation is squeezing house

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Speaker 2: little budgets as major platforms are rolling out significant increases.

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Speaker 2: I keep wanting to cut these stupid things. The problem

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Speaker 2: other ones that make them really cheap. For instance, I

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Speaker 2: get my live TV, I have Hulu. I get my

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Speaker 2: may go back to that. My antenna right now is

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Speaker 2: I just don't like the price. I feel like I'm

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Speaker 2: kept going up. Apple TV has gone up so like

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Speaker 2: so that's really kicking me in the nads. But then

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Speaker 2: they went and they worked out a deal with Peacock

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Speaker 2: So I've got those together now, so I'm finding ways

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Speaker 2: like that at all. I want these kids to get

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Speaker 7: I remember the old days, back in the twenty tens,

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Speaker 7: when you can get all the streaming services for less

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Speaker 7: than the price of cable, but not any longer.

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Speaker 2: And what do you think is gonna happen when the

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Speaker 2: HBO deal goes through? I'm paying what eighteen bucks right

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Speaker 2: now for hbo oh Hbo Max streaming. What's gonna happen

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Speaker 2: when that goes away? Is that gonna be wrapped up

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Speaker 2: in a Netflix bundle? Am I gonna have to bundle

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Speaker 2: up Netflix to get that? Or am I gonna pairamount?

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Speaker 2: If Paramount gets it, I'm I gonna have to get

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Speaker 5: Then someone's got to roll out micro payments so you

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Speaker 5: can just watch, like pay like ten cents to watch whatever.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if that's actually gonna be cheaper.

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Speaker 2: But on demand is what you're talking about. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 2: they I believe that that will happen, and in some

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Speaker 2: cases you can already do it with like Prime. But

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Speaker 2: I also don't think it's gonna be ten cents. I mean,

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Speaker 2: to me, that makes perfect sense. You want to watch

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Speaker 2: the next episode, give us a quarter, right, and by

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Speaker 5: Cap on it, so then you just pay like full price.

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Speaker 2: I mean yeah, I mean basically you're right at that

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Speaker 2: they can get more out of you.

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Speaker 5: That's okay, everybody just go to YouTube watch us there

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Speaker 2: That's a good idea. Yeah. One of the one of

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Speaker 2: the problems I think with the streamers, and this is

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Speaker 2: c h U R N I NG churning. Churning feels

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Speaker 2: like a weird word to say, cherning sounds like a

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Speaker 2: t R. I don't know anyway. Anyway. What they do though,

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Speaker 2: is they go and they watch you know, they watch

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Speaker 2: Peacock for a couple of months and then they cancel it,

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Speaker 2: and then they go watch Netflix for a couple of

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Speaker 2: months and then they cancel it. Then they watch Apple

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Speaker 2: for a couple of months, cancel it. You know, this

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Speaker 2: I get into a show on Netflix and then that's

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Speaker 2: But you know, I'm still paying for Netflix even though

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Speaker 2: I'm not really watching it. So that's where I'm getting stung.

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Speaker 6: It's the way to do it. I do it all

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Speaker 2: I drop them. Then, Okay, I just.

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Speaker 9: Got Netflix a Stranger Things. Stranger Things is done. I'm

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Speaker 9: gonna move on probably HBO. I think the only one

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Speaker 9: I keep full time is Hulu because that's way cheaper.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, and I have Prime full time because I

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Speaker 2: use it for this. I mean I got Prime begin

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Speaker 2: with because of the shipping. Yeah, and their content's pretty

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Speaker 2: solid too, I'll give them credit. They have decent content.

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Speaker 9: I like Prime alone because you can also bring in channels.

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Speaker 9: I think that's genius, like just the way they have

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of your your central hub, right Yeah,

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Speaker 2: when I'm in Prime, I'd like to just be able

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Speaker 2: like I wanted to recognize it, but it does right, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so that bugs me anyway, I'm not happy about the

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Speaker 2: prices going up. I'm turning into a grumpy old man,

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Speaker 2: grumpy er old man. In the meantime, streaming continues to spread,

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Speaker 2: including one very popular show. The problem is AI is

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Speaker 2: starting to fool us on our favorite TV shows. What

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Speaker 2: There's no business like on its Thank you, Cayle, I

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Speaker 2: appreciate you. It's just spelt stellar, well done all the

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Speaker 2: playing the music there from land Man that said Billy

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Speaker 6: No, I've never seen the show, Okay.

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Speaker 2: So it's basically he's an oil tycoon. Think of it

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Speaker 2: like Dallas. Okay, this is drama girls, Mkinis and uh

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Speaker 2: and grumpy old rich guys running oil stuff. And then

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Speaker 2: the Internet took over, And by god, it doesn't take

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Speaker 2: cute Puppies Underscore fifty two, who posted what appeared to

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Speaker 10: I've decided to leave Landman season three. I simply can't

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Speaker 10: tolerate the three stupid things director Taylor Sheridan does on set.

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Speaker 2: I can't see Billy Bob Thornton actually saying this, but

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Speaker 10: First, he completely ruined the character of Tommy. He came

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Speaker 10: to me with this role and said Tommy was a

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Speaker 10: tough guy written specifically for me. But in season two,

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Speaker 10: just to make room for Sam Elliott's character, he deliberately

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Speaker 10: weakened Tommy. In episode nine, Tommy gets fired by Cammy

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Speaker 10: in public, losing the core of who he was entirely.

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Speaker 2: You're starting to pick up on the speech that it's

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Speaker 6: No bad, it's just a little too straight laced.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and it doesn't have any variations.

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Speaker 11: App in China that's making headlines in some ways just

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Speaker 2: Are You Dead? Are you Dead? I just said that.

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Speaker 11: Known internationally as Demumu, skyrocketing to the number one paid

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Speaker 11: Known internationally as Demumu.

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Speaker 12: This one dollar app hits the core of China's biggest

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Speaker 11: State media in China reporting there could be two hundred

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Speaker 2: Okay, China, you got a billion people, and you got

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Speaker 2: are you dead? Hit the green button. I don't actually

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Speaker 2: I kind of love what you're doing with that one.

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Speaker 9: I mean, you're making jokes, but I think you Good

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Speaker 2: when your heart dies and you flatline, that's it, they know,

437
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,879
Speaker 2: call the coroner and the lawyer. We're getting the inheritance.

438
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:06,560
Speaker 2: And along the way, we're gonna supplement it with ads, yes,

439
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:11,359
Speaker 2: advertising for all the crap old people need basically every

440
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,240
Speaker 2: ad you see on Fox News. So we're gonna have

441
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:19,640
Speaker 2: ads for, you know, help I fall and I can't

442
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 2: get up first alert stuff, which honestly, we can probably

443
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 2: do that with the with the phone anyway, with our app,

444
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 2: and we'll have our own little network of first responders

445
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:32,240
Speaker 2: for our Gold Club that you can pay fifty dollars

446
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,840
Speaker 2: a month for and uh, and then you're gonna have

447
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:40,879
Speaker 2: ads for like uh stints, and ads for catheters and

448
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,400
Speaker 2: all kinds of stuff. Everything you see on Fox News.

449
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 2: That's gonna be it. Boop, thered is this is it

450
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:49,120
Speaker 2: and every medication in the world, including sky Rizzy, which,

451
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,920
Speaker 2: honest to god, I don't have sky Rizzy. By the way,

452
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 2: did you see that it treats like like a dry

453
00:24:55,840 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 2: scaly skin issues. Uh, and also Crohn's disease. I didn't

454
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:01,639
Speaker 2: even know you could take the same medicine for that,

455
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 2: but that's what sky Rizzy does. Rim Kismbrizza, who knew?

456
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,120
Speaker 2: But I kind of want to take it. I don't

457
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:07,640
Speaker 2: have any of those problems, but I see the ad

458
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,159
Speaker 2: so much and everyone looks so happy. I want to

459
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 2: take that. That's gonna be on our new app called

460
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,199
Speaker 2: you good. That's how the United States will take this

461
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 2: app from China and monetize it. Basically, I just gave

462
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 2: you an entire brainstorming meeting of what exactly we're gonna

463
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 2: do during my next uh C suite meeting from my

464
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 2: new company.

465
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 6: AOK, let's make that money.

466
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 2: We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna roll in. It is

467
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:33,160
Speaker 2: what we're gonna do. And then, ironically, we're gonna die

468
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 2: in a plane crash on the way to an island

469
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 2: that we bought with money from an app that monitors

470
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 2: whether or not people are alive. You think your marriage

471
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,200
Speaker 2: is solid, and then he decided to book a trip.

472
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 2: You get to TSA, you miss a connection. You start

473
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 2: fighting about shoes from twelve years ago. Why airports are

474
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,679
Speaker 2: where couples need? A trial? Separation is next.

475
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Speaker 1: You're listening to KFI AM six forty on demand.

476
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 2: Let's get our niceties out of the way, allie. I

477
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 2: hope you don't get deported. Thank you, You're welcome. That's

478
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 2: uh my goal is to make sure that you don't.

479
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,159
Speaker 2: If there's anything that I can do to help, well,

480
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,879
Speaker 2: you're already married, shutting up. You're already married. So that

481
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 2: I would have hooked up with you. Yeah, I could

482
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 2: have would have Yeah, I would have done it. Yeah.

483
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 2: Do you need someone to take one for the team.

484
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 2: Wouldn't get Kayla to do that?

485
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,159
Speaker 6: I need you to marry out illegal, don't do it.

486
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 6: I haven't asked my girlfriend yet, sir.

487
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 2: Oh have you considered that.

488
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 6: No, we don't need to do it. We don't need to.

489
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 6: We're going to take off time if.

490
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Speaker 2: Your if your visa doesn't show up in the next

491
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,120
Speaker 2: week or two or whatever. I mean, at some point,

492
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 2: do you start thinking that way?

493
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Speaker 6: No?

494
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Speaker 9: Okay, you know my brothers. My brother is having a

495
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 9: baby in a couple of months. Like, it's not a

496
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 9: problem for me to go back and seam.

497
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 2: Oh and start a family.

498
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:59,160
Speaker 6: You take I'm not starting a family. I start a family.

499
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Speaker 6: I'm an uncle. I'm fun.

500
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 9: That was really weird, an fing uncle.

501
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:10,119
Speaker 2: That's right, Okay, okay, all right, I got you? So

502
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 2: uh okay, so you could go back.

503
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 6: Okay, don't want to, but I could.

504
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 2: All right, I got you. I got you. You hear that, Regina,

505
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 2: How would you have liked it when you and your

506
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,719
Speaker 2: husband were dating if at one point he was like,

507
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:29,959
Speaker 2: I would rather move across the ocean six thousand miles

508
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 2: away and live with my brother and his newborn child,

509
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 2: than to ask Brigita to marry me. Imagine if imagine

510
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:37,360
Speaker 2: if he had.

511
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 5: Been I think that kind of tracks for younger men, though,

512
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,679
Speaker 5: like my husband really kind of didn't propose to me

513
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 5: for like seven years.

514
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,360
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, how long have you been with your girlfriend?

515
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:47,919
Speaker 6: A four years?

516
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:53,120
Speaker 9: Crapper, Get off the pot, dude, that sounds good, Come on.

517
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:54,439
Speaker 6: Don't rush it.

518
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 5: I think it's crazy when people get married after two

519
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 5: years and like, do you even know each other?

520
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 6: Have you been?

521
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 2: Yeah? I proposed my wife after three months.

522
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:02,400
Speaker 6: Get out?

523
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 5: No you did not so much? Oh my goodness, Well

524
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 5: you're still going strong, so I guess it worked out

525
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 5: for you.

526
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. I was like that she's the one. She

527
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 2: was way prettier than anybody I had ever dated, and

528
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,199
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm never gonna get anybody better than this,

529
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 2: so I better lock this down quick. She was desperate

530
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 2: very recently, the more three kids. She was like this

531
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 2: moron wants it. Okay, match made in heaven, that's right,

532
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 2: mutually beneficial. All right. I hope your girlfriend isn't listening,

533
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 2: because if she finds out that you'd rather go moving

534
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,159
Speaker 2: with your brother six thousand miles away than ask her

535
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 2: to marry you. That it's kind of red flag dude.

536
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, things crossed. She probably knows.

537
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 2: Have you have you thought about, like if you have

538
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 2: to break up with this girl, like, do you just say,

539
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 2: oh my visa didn't show up, Oh bummer, I have

540
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 2: to go back?

541
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 1: Uh?

542
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 9: Well we're healthy, relationships are yeah, well it doesn't sound

543
00:28:59,240 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 9: like it.

544
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 6: Okay, it's been four.

545
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 9: Years, so we're all good, you know. She she probably

546
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 9: actually would move to the UK with me. She wants

547
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 9: to do our masters in the UK.

548
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 2: Wow, she's a keeper. Oh history, she could do better.

549
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 6: So you guys are clearly not staying What.

550
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 2: Do you mean? Are you both?

551
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 6: You're going to the UK? We were planning to go

552
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 6: back and go eventually, but just not right now.

553
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 2: Okay, good because I was starting to like you as

554
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 2: part of the show.

555
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've been liking it too.

556
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:31,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, sort of that'll change. Yeah, Brigitta, God bless it.

557
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 2: Love it when you get in here.

558
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 5: I love.

559
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 2: Vibe. Good vibe. You're good vibe.

560
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 5: All right, go.

561
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 2: And Eileen was great earlier before you came in. Eleen

562
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 2: was like dropping. Uh, she was dropping some knowledge about

563
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 2: Gary being a total weirdo from Gary and Shannon Gary Hoffman.

564
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 2: So I appreciated that. I didn't know Gary went to

565
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 2: fantasy baseball camp. I didn't know he was that big

566
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 2: into baseball. And I also didn't really know what fantasy

567
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 2: baseball camp was. I thought it was like my fantasy football.

568
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 2: I guess it's totally different. So that's what he was doing.

569
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 2: And uh so I just I just love you guys.

570
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 2: You're the best, which is why I'm afraid we can

571
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 2: never travel together. Uh. Indeed, it's sounding like maybe the

572
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 2: best thing to do if you have to travel with

573
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 2: someone you care about is to just completely ignore them.

574
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 2: This from CBS News and some Morning yahoos.

575
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Speaker 14: Hey is no secret that airports can be stressful, and

576
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,239
Speaker 14: if you're traveling with a buddy, it could bring more

577
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 14: headaches for couples who have different airport styles.

578
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 15: Here's an interesting fix. It's called an airport divorce.

579
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Speaker 2: Huh.

580
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 15: Wow, that's when you intentionally boy.

581
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 2: That was a rather loud reaction from her, wasn't it, Like, Oh,

582
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 2: that's a thing.

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Speaker 15: It's called an airport divorce. Huh Huh, Lady, It's called

584
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 15: an airport divorce.

585
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 6: Huh.

586
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 2: Fun fact. When she did that, an entire flock of

587
00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 2: geese turned around and headed right back to her. They

588
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 2: thought that they were being called in. Yeah, why don't

589
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 2: we just mashed that up? Just did this, just did this,

590
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 2: just did this? Yeah about this, Here we will, here

591
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 2: we go. It's called an airport divorce.

592
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 8: Ha ha, wow, what a way, What a way to

593
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 8: end there, Chris right.

594
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 14: That's when you intentionally split up after you clear security

595
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 14: and then reconnected.

596
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 2: The gauge gauge from kind of Love.

597
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 14: This duo term was coined by a columnist at the

598
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 14: Times who said separating from his fiance at the airport

599
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 14: actually made for a much less stressful experience.

600
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Speaker 12: Oh did it?

601
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 16: Did you take the nice pre check route and leave

602
00:31:56,600 --> 00:32:00,080
Speaker 16: your your wife to just slum it out and you know,

603
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 16: the normal TSA check line. I can literally here my

604
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 16: husband putting us on mute right now as he's watching this.

605
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 16: We had gotten in the worst fight over this where

606
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 16: he only did it once, plus his heart. He never

607
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 16: did it again. But he went his way into the

608
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 16: nice pre check route and I went to the you know,

609
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 16: take your shoes off route. He goes, you need to

610
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 16: get pre check, darling.

611
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 2: That's right. Take care of your business. Don't rely on

612
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 2: him to do it. Don't make him suffer because you

613
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 2: didn't get your pre check done. Here's the truth. Don't

614
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 2: worry about traveling. Here's my best relationship advice, and it

615
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 2: goes something like this. If you want to be happy

616
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 2: for the rest of your life, never make a pretty

617
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 2: woman your wife. Take it from my personal point of view.

618
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 2: Get an ugly girl to marry you feels like a song.

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Speaker 2: You're welcome, have a great night.

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Speaker 1: Chris Merril Kfi AM sixty on demand,