WEBVTT - HR. 1 - Papa Chunk 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:02.480 Listen Beaverville, Come on man. 0:00:02.360 --> 0:00:06.400 Mornie light, gentlemen, and welcome to video Message number twenty nine. 0:00:06.680 --> 0:00:07.760 I'm like a dog in heat. 0:00:07.880 --> 0:00:09.879 I woke up yesterday morning with us three of us 0:00:09.920 --> 0:00:12.200 to start later, please, I could never know what the 0:00:12.280 --> 0:00:13.119 day with us FDA. 0:00:14.240 --> 0:00:16.720 Listen up. The radies just came in for last month. 0:00:17.120 --> 0:00:18.599 We are number one. 0:00:18.720 --> 0:00:23.320 We just grabbed every key demogram super duper. 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:24.440 That's nice. 0:00:24.840 --> 0:00:28.280 Might a goo nito gay? Yes, boy, that is good news. 0:00:28.400 --> 0:00:31.240 It is the seventeenth day of March twenty twenty six. 0:00:31.760 --> 0:00:36.720 Good Tiesday, Tour Tiesday, toured, good Tuesday, tired morning. My 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:38.760 name is Krosoki. Welcome to the Power Trip Morning Show. 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:41.480 And here we are is today Saint Patrick's Day. Today, 0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:42.519 Saint Patrick's Day, isn't it? 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:46.720 Ah? Your days? Congrats Jamia. 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:48.080 I don't even know what accent that was. 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:54.040 Uh, Marny Bonie, he'll be back. Bony's here, yay, A 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:57.080 very Irish day for Bone to be here. I don't 0:00:57.080 --> 0:01:01.000 know if he's Irish or not. He looks more Caribbean. 0:01:03.440 --> 0:01:05.000 Let's get started. I don't know what else to say. 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:07.280 Here's Jim Gaffigan with some calm to day. I hope 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:09.960 you have a great day. You come on in. I'm 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:10.920 glad you're here. 0:01:11.760 --> 0:01:13.399 Only good family news. 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:17.800 This passed along like if your great grandfather was Abraham Lincoln, 0:01:17.959 --> 0:01:21.959 you'd already know that. But if your great grandfather was 0:01:22.040 --> 0:01:25.319 the town drunk, your Grandpa's likely to go. 0:01:25.640 --> 0:01:26.000 Uh. 0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:26.760 I don't remember. 0:01:28.520 --> 0:01:31.760 I do know I have some Irish ancestry, but apparently 0:01:31.840 --> 0:01:34.840 the Irish didn't keep great records, because we'll draw your 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:40.080 own conclusion, and someone tells me they weren't busy sunbathing. 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:45.280 I'm Irish, but I have blonde hair. Supposedly the only 0:01:45.319 --> 0:01:48.440 reason the Irish have blonde or red hair is because 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:54.160 the Vikings invaded, pillaged, and probably other stuff. Those Vikings 0:01:54.160 --> 0:01:55.280 as Scandinavians. 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:55.600 I don't know. 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:57.600 If you've been to Sweden, it's like a whole country 0:01:57.600 --> 0:02:01.600 of Scarlett Johansson's. If I was in Ireland at that time, 0:02:01.600 --> 0:02:03.720 I would have been, Oh, no, some Viking ladies coming 0:02:03.720 --> 0:02:07.440 to Pellete me. I guess I'll hide on this bed covered. 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:13.639 In roast petals. Hopefully she can help me put together 0:02:13.760 --> 0:02:14.400 that table. 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:38.640 I like the Alaskan pipeline. 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:45.840 Side is sweet and feet us on your side. You 0:02:45.960 --> 0:03:00.359 here the distance unders This s stray. 0:02:55.760 --> 0:02:58.799 St Patrick's Day twenty twenty six Power Triplening Show. I'm 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:02.560 Tory Cole, That's Chris Ay, Meat Sauce, Paul Lambert, There's Zach, 0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:05.600 there's Max and like you mentioned. 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:07.880 Well materially the return of John Bonus. 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:10.240 I know, hell yeah, I know, man. I couldn't sleep 0:03:10.280 --> 0:03:10.640 last night. 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:13.839 Jud psyched. He completed the reverse Kuonan and Trail. He's 0:03:13.840 --> 0:03:17.799 back in the Twins. Yeah, what a. 0:03:17.840 --> 0:03:20.160 Track that guy's had the last month. Must be rough 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:23.200 being John Bonus. Yeah, good old Johnny Bones. And on 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:25.480 this podcast he was talking about how he might just 0:03:25.600 --> 0:03:27.560 pack up and go to Baltimore next week for the 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:28.760 Twins opener. 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:32.320 They got a shot as of right now. 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:36.080 Of about two weeks. Anybody here ever bend to Baltimore? 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:37.960 I mean, Chris, I assume you've been there with the Vikings. 0:03:38.280 --> 0:03:44.120 Sure I have not. How similar is it to shows 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:49.400 like The Wire? Completely exactly like that? Yep. 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:53.680 I got to dive into that show. I gotta just 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:56.040 just do it. Yeah, everyone says it's. 0:03:55.880 --> 0:03:57.880 On the mount rushmore of TV shows. 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:03.320 I think we watched like three episodes and never went bad. 0:04:03.360 --> 0:04:05.880 That's what I did. Yeah, it's so good. That's what 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:10.400 everybody says. That everybody says, yeah, man the wire. 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:13.520 Yeah, but uh, anyway, maybe I'll go to Baltimore. 0:04:14.400 --> 0:04:15.880 You got any crack today? 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:19.720 Do I have any crack? Yeah? I don't. You know what, 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:21.520 can you make it one hundred? 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:21.680 I know? 0:04:21.680 --> 0:04:23.480 Would crack is sure? Sauce can get it to you 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:25.360 by the end of the show. You can't get your steroids, 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:26.200 but he can get your crack. 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:28.360 I mean if you're an Irish person. 0:04:29.120 --> 0:04:35.320 Oh m, like what's the word, right, Irish crack? Kind 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:37.240 of like what's up? Like, what's the crack? What's the 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:39.359 what's the ta? What's the words you're asking for? 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:40.840 The news? Yeah? News? 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:42.240 Yeah, you got no crack out? 0:04:42.279 --> 0:04:45.440 They that's pretty good Irish accent. Well, you'll probably get 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:47.400 Chris the crack by the end of the show. 0:04:47.680 --> 0:04:49.279 No, you won't even give me the Royds. 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:54.160 Yeah, I could probably get you cracked. Oh, don't start promising. Thanks, 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:56.839 way you could. I will if you keep talking about 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:58.000 sweet Sass. 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:01.120 The rise up to meet you? 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:02.760 There you go. 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:08.720 Yeah, you're going down the what's the butler in the 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:09.360 dark knight? 0:05:09.800 --> 0:05:12.320 What's his name? Michael Caine? Michael. You're going to Old 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:14.599 Michael Caine there for down on a butler. 0:05:14.839 --> 0:05:20.479 Wow, dark knight, I got drunk Jeffrey, Oh my dad. 0:05:23.640 --> 0:05:27.279 Now that's that would be a hell of a swap. 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:30.960 If you just swap out Alfred and Jeffrey, it's called 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:34.000 a Jeffrey night. Another great butler though. 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:37.159 Yeah, now you're being heaven a full hour hour before 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:38.279 the devil knows your dad. 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:40.840 It's getting better. 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:43.160 Thank you, Thank you so much. 0:05:43.400 --> 0:05:44.320 Hey, you're welcome man. 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:51.400 What's for you won't pass you? What's for you won't 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:55.400 pass you? Yeah, so I'll take a guess. 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:56.280 What was it? 0:05:56.600 --> 0:06:01.279 What's for you? That means like, if it's meant to be, 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:02.000 it'll happen. 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:05.760 Hey, you're not ignorant at all. 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:11.000 No, thank you, Irish hockey, Irish hockey. What happens if 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:12.840 a couple of guys trying to fight you got. 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:23.320 Bay off you? You crack dang Corey, Yes, sir, A good. 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:25.520 Laugh and a long sleep are the two best cares. 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:30.560 That's pretty good. He's not wrong. 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:33.240 You are you asking me to try to translate that 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:35.320 I'm just talking about. I was going to say that essentially, 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:36.480 laughter is the best medicine. 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:38.800 He's just talking to you. Amaze oh, you got americanized 0:06:38.839 --> 0:06:41.960 on aby. I have to Yeah, it's better. We've been Ireland. 0:06:42.040 --> 0:06:43.960 It's lovely, but this country's better. 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:48.000 It's easy to have the potato where there's laugh. 0:06:51.480 --> 0:06:54.200 Sang a potato. Well, it means it goes up, you 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:54.560 know what. 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:59.440 Oh, yeah, you gotta put it in your. 0:06:58.920 --> 0:07:01.200 Yeah, dude, don't say that. Come on, man, what do 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:02.800 you gotta be crass? We're doing a comedy bit. You 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:05.200 don't know where the line is. It's five thirty six. 0:07:05.360 --> 0:07:07.080 Still show a little class. 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:10.120 If you're podcasting, you this might be five o'clock in 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:11.760 the afternoon. They might be driving home with the kids 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:13.200 and you just said, stick a potato. 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:15.679 Up your ass. You this earlier. 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:20.920 If you listen to the podcast, that means you seeked 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:23.480 it out. You weren't forced to listen to it. So 0:07:23.560 --> 0:07:26.200 that means if you if there's swear words on the podcast, 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:27.320 you can't be sued. 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:32.280 Can we call it the broadcast and talk like Irish broads? 0:07:33.200 --> 0:07:42.600 Let's hear some ah, come on, every little way, dying flutey. 0:07:42.600 --> 0:07:43.600 It's a great point to us. 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:45.600 You just made by the way instead of instead of 0:07:46.000 --> 0:07:50.160 editing out swear words from the broadcast, that accidentally were said. 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:51.600 Right, and then we dump them and then have to 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:52.680 cut them out of the podcast. 0:07:53.080 --> 0:07:55.480 Why don't we just do a really clean broadcast and 0:07:55.520 --> 0:08:01.320 then add swear words to the podcast. Yeah, like, man, 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:04.720 this is going to be a tough game against the 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:07.640 Blackhawks tonight, but in post we'll say this is going 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:09.120 to be a bleeping tough game. 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:11.800 Yeah right. I will have to pause once in a 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:13.760 while and just add eff words and just add efforts 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:16.520 in the podcast would be edgier. Hell yeah, man, I 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:20.520 got a lot of good idea to you. Thank you. 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:22.559 May you have no frost in your spuds, no worms 0:08:22.560 --> 0:08:24.800 in your coppege. May your goat give you a plenty 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:29.040 of milk if you inherited donkey, May she be in fool. 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:31.000 You. 0:08:32.040 --> 0:08:35.640 Yeah you said it. Man. May you live as long. 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:38.240 As you want and never want as long as you leave. 0:08:38.880 --> 0:08:43.360 Oh that's kind of nice. Okay, I wasn't talking to you. 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:46.960 Oh okay, if you lived as long as I wanted 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:47.679 you to have been, did long? 0:08:47.840 --> 0:08:48.040 Good? 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:52.800 I'm sorry, sorry I let you down. 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:57.080 May all of your troubles be little ones and your 0:08:57.120 --> 0:08:59.040 lit ones be trouble free. 0:08:59.440 --> 0:09:00.000 Well that's a good. 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:02.840 That is really good, man. That's a good one. They 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:04.640 were spitting that day. Yeah they were. 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:10.600 That's some hot crack, right, very good Irish rappers. Yeah, 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:15.120 how does he sound? Is that the fake Schallome guy? 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:17.640 Or is he British? He's British, he's from Liverpool. But 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:20.240 if they have a similarity, their accident is closer with 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:21.000 the Irish accident. 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:29.240 Do you want to hear a little Nico whatever? Little 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:30.640 Nico coaches the Gophers. 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:33.480 Yeah, there are good ships, and there are wood ships, 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:37.080 the ships that sailed to say, but the best ships 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:39.719 are friendships, and may they always be that. 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:44.840 Yeah, bitch, that's not bad when you hear it over 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:54.440 a hot beat or yeah, I mean yeah, yeah, when 0:09:54.480 --> 0:09:56.600 Manny Fresh puts a beat down and you hear that 0:09:56.720 --> 0:10:01.000 over it, it's great. Yes, many Freshes playing the armory. 0:10:01.559 --> 0:10:06.160 Beetlejuice is at the film Ore. You only have one 0:10:06.200 --> 0:10:08.880 ticket in one hour. Can't see both. 0:10:10.200 --> 0:10:12.840 Manny Fresh or Beetlejuice. 0:10:14.520 --> 0:10:17.920 What's Beetle Juice doing? Just spoken words? You're not going 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:24.920 to know you show up on Man, it's not even close, 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:28.200 you know, it's not even close. That's probably Beatles. Probably, 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:30.160 it's definitively. 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:35.080 Close. Manny Fresh has some hot tracks. 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:36.720 You can see many Fresh any times. 0:10:36.880 --> 0:10:37.320 Exactly. 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:38.520 Beat ain't got much time. 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:39.199 Left, you know it. 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:43.120 I would probably and Beat would be at the Target Center. 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:45.560 It would be a sold out crowd. The show would 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:47.720 be at the filmore. He would have accidentally showed up 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:48.240 at the target. 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:55.240 He's probably gonna be a target. I love Beat right 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:57.480 and in the in the little thing at the top 0:10:57.520 --> 0:11:03.360 of the cart with the youread, will yeah, by gonna 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:10.600 get the God beats the best lucky stars above Wait, 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:16.080 excuse me, rewind lucky stars above you sunshine on your way, 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:21.000 many friends, I love you, joy and work and play, laughter, 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:25.079 to outwage, care, and your heart is long and gladness 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:27.880 waiting everywhere all your whole life long. 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:29.840 Now let me see thatng. 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:32.400 Wow, that's pretty good. 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:34.280 It's too long. 0:11:35.000 --> 0:11:36.200 M hey. 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:39.200 The dreams your hold, dearest, be those which come true. 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:43.680 The kindness you spread keep returning to you, not spread 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:46.160 them legs. 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:51.839 Oh they don't mean mm hmmm. 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:57.559 Tis better to Tis better to buy a small bouquet 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:01.120 and give it to your friend. This for then a 0:12:01.120 --> 0:12:03.600 bushel of ROAs is red and white and red to 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:05.280 lay on his coffin after it's dead. 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:11.199 And the Irish like rhyming. Yeah, we have a lot 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:15.800 of limericks. That one didn't have any explicit directives. 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:15.520 At the. 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:22.440 Remember the other guys when they're talking. In the middle 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:24.320 of it, he stands up and starts doing the Irish 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:25.280 song with the old people. 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:29.800 Oh will Ferrell at the bar. Yeah, that's a great bit. 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:33.719 Hair's that we may always have a clean shirt, a 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:36.680 clean conscious, and a punt in your pocket. 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:44.280 And a what what the hell's a punt? I mean, well, 0:12:44.280 --> 0:12:48.800 they don't have one, as it is the basic unit 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:52.079 of currency in the Republic of Ireland, Ireland also known 0:12:52.120 --> 0:12:53.080 as the Irish pound. 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:57.920 M M, I wonder how you can creatively ask your 0:12:58.160 --> 0:13:02.880 your wife, so you don't like very much for somebody, 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:09.880 write me a poem. If you do not sow in 0:13:09.920 --> 0:13:15.840 the spring, you will not reap in the autumn. May 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:18.760 your thoughts be as glad as the shamrocks. May your 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:20.080 heart be as light as a song. 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:25.719 That's pretty good. I'm not done. I got to read 0:13:25.720 --> 0:13:27.480 the room, buddy. 0:13:28.360 --> 0:13:31.000 May your thoughts be as glad as the shamrocks. May 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:33.679 your heart be as light as a song. May it's 0:13:33.800 --> 0:13:37.760 day bring your bright happy hours that stay with you 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:41.640 all year long. Now show me them bobbies. 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:47.480 Right, happy elves like Christmas elves, living trees. 0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:48.720 What do they make? 0:13:50.400 --> 0:13:53.280 No, none of these lines are as good as Barry 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:54.880 Kyogan and banshees. 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:55.959 Of an is sharing where he just says, well, there 0:13:56.000 --> 0:13:57.839 goes that dream. That dream. 0:13:57.960 --> 0:14:03.880 That's man. That sounds like a tough line. It's essentially 0:14:03.880 --> 0:14:05.280 the end of his life. He just is like, what's 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:05.679 the point? 0:14:06.320 --> 0:14:08.800 I guess? 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:07.559 Then? 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:13.400 Yeah, oh man, go pull a hockey. Yeah, part two. 0:14:14.000 --> 0:14:20.600 That dude can act. Man, Yeah, he's great. Thank you? 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:22.560 No, I guess you wouldn't then, would you? No? I 0:14:22.600 --> 0:14:22.960 guess not. 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:26.920 An Irish method for tackling problems. There comes a time 0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:29.640 when you must take the bull by the tail and 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:30.960 face the situation squarely. 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:35.359 That's not even a poem. 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:38.360 Health and long life to you Land without rent, to 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:41.720 you a child every year, to you Jesus every year. 0:14:41.760 --> 0:14:42.800 What a waste of money. 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:45.640 If you can't go to heaven, measure die in Ireland? 0:14:47.320 --> 0:14:51.920 All right? Mmmm, that's not bad. You guys are very judging. 0:14:53.000 --> 0:14:53.920 That's not bad. Though. 0:14:54.440 --> 0:14:57.520 Always remembered to forget the troubles that passed away, but 0:14:57.640 --> 0:15:00.280 never forget to remember the blessings that coming to day. 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:02.120 That's the best one. 0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:03.720 I feel like we should be drinking after every one 0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:03.960 of these. 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:05.520 Yeah, well, bonus will be here soon. 0:15:05.600 --> 0:15:07.560 Where do you guys, Where do you guys rank Ireland 0:15:07.560 --> 0:15:09.320 out of all the foreign countries you've been to? 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:13.800 I would say the people are top five. 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:18.080 People are very nice, people are excellent, incredibly kind. 0:15:20.640 --> 0:15:23.000 They just want to have a drink and party with everybody. 0:15:23.040 --> 0:15:26.960 Yeah right, they're very welcoming. They don't really care, just 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:28.240 drink beer and shut up. 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:28.480 Right. 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:30.800 I didn't get a chance to see the Greater Ireland 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:34.200 area those I only saw Dublin, so it's still high, 0:15:34.200 --> 0:15:37.280 but not like right, it's in the top one hundred. 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:40.600 Same, Yeah, it's in my top one hundred. 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:42.880 My piece and plenty be the first to lift the 0:15:42.960 --> 0:15:46.280 lots to your door, and happiness be our gust today 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:47.240 and evermore. 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:51.160 That's pretty good too. Yeah. 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:54.800 He who loses money loses much. He who loses a 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:59.080 friend loses more. He who loses faith loses all. No, 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:00.000 spread them cheek. 0:16:01.800 --> 0:16:04.000 You go back to the first two lines of that one. 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:07.120 It kind of sums up Chris and a casino, right, yeah, 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:09.920 because he doesn't like to gamble near anybody, so if 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:10.640 he can ditch you. 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:13.120 Yeah, and he tries to loses more. 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:15.360 He who Yeah, let me change it to fit me 0:16:15.400 --> 0:16:17.840 a little better for your mine. He who loses money 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:21.160 loses much. He who loses a friend loses more. Hey 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:24.120 who loses both opens the window. He'll see you no 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:27.000 more on the very top floor. 0:16:30.120 --> 0:16:33.760 Spread them no, spreadspread them checks for me one last time. 0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:38.640 I can't believe he didn't rhyme anything with horror. 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:41.000 Yeah, I mean I don't want to offend. 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:43.040 Yeah, it's his last thing. 0:16:43.080 --> 0:16:44.640 He's going to get all the way to the top floor, 0:16:44.680 --> 0:16:46.480 and he didn't see one horn. He just looks out 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:48.080 and he just goes, well, there goes that dream. 0:16:48.840 --> 0:16:50.120 Then spread them cheeks. 0:16:53.560 --> 0:16:55.120 I guess I guess you wouldn't want to be a 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:57.880 horror would you make one? 0:16:58.040 --> 0:17:02.920 Yeah? May God always nope? Excuse me, big God, grunt. 0:17:02.960 --> 0:17:06.600 You always us in sunbeam to warn you, a moon 0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:10.240 beam to charm you, a sheltering angel so nothing could 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:14.879 harm you, and a beach wow to snap your cheeks. 0:17:19.680 --> 0:17:24.800 Have been edited before live studio audience. God, how good 0:17:24.840 --> 0:17:26.280 would Custard from Culver's be? 0:17:26.400 --> 0:17:32.120 Right now? You're gonna sound good? 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:37.640 Saying that was the official transition out of the Irish. 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:40.520 Now he just wants to talk about it. He wants custard. 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:43.119 There's an add for culvers to the writing me palm. 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:46.520 That'd be great, God, that'd be great. 0:17:47.080 --> 0:17:48.160 Why aren't they openly? 0:17:48.359 --> 0:17:50.800 Why isn't Bonus here with some custard at a bitch slap? 0:17:50.960 --> 0:17:51.160 Yeah? 0:17:51.480 --> 0:17:54.960 Why doesn't he slapping your slabs? All right? 0:17:55.040 --> 0:17:58.159 Culvers? Culvers versus dairy queen? Who has better food? Who 0:17:58.200 --> 0:17:59.040 has better ice cream? 0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:03.240 Culvers better food? For sure? 0:18:03.800 --> 0:18:06.080 But I could if you ask me or mom, I said, 0:18:06.080 --> 0:18:08.360 Derek queen. But this morning, I'm going Culver's custard. 0:18:08.880 --> 0:18:13.040 Yeah, yeah, I think food. It's very easy. Culver's has 0:18:13.040 --> 0:18:15.159 a better food. But when it comes to there's just 0:18:15.200 --> 0:18:18.080 something about like a Mentorio Blizzard. And I don't know, 0:18:18.080 --> 0:18:19.359 maybe it's just a name too. 0:18:19.440 --> 0:18:21.240 But Mentorio was a kid I went to high school with. 0:18:21.720 --> 0:18:29.160 Yeah, a mint oriole Blizzard is outstanding. 0:18:29.760 --> 0:18:34.120 I wish you were outstanding on a freeway, Jesus. Why 0:18:35.160 --> 0:18:36.080 to get some exercise? 0:18:36.240 --> 0:18:39.600 Yeah, people saying hi, that's viral marketing. 0:18:40.000 --> 0:18:40.800 Nothing problem. 0:18:40.840 --> 0:18:42.240 Might be an anti social. 0:18:43.400 --> 0:18:44.440 You don't want to wave to people. 0:18:44.600 --> 0:18:47.760 I mean I would, but I Ran Marshaled, May your 0:18:47.800 --> 0:18:50.160 head be as big as a beach ball fiel to slug. 0:18:51.200 --> 0:18:53.480 Wait, that's a really irish ball. 0:18:53.600 --> 0:18:54.919 I'm just reading here, brother. 0:18:56.359 --> 0:19:03.080 It's extremely irish. They say slut horror. 0:19:04.520 --> 0:19:06.120 What are they not allowed to curse? 0:19:06.440 --> 0:19:09.840 I mean they are builders and remodelers. 0:19:09.840 --> 0:19:11.320 Brings you the first segment of the power to your 0:19:11.320 --> 0:19:12.080 morning show every day. 0:19:12.080 --> 0:19:13.280 Thanks builders and remodelers. 0:19:13.440 --> 0:19:14.920 Everybody got a ride. 0:19:16.000 --> 0:19:21.520 No one is kind of sauce. 0:19:21.560 --> 0:19:23.440 I really thought today was going to be like your 0:19:23.920 --> 0:19:25.760 you know, masterpiece of his show. 0:19:25.960 --> 0:19:27.080 I thought today was your day. 0:19:27.280 --> 0:19:27.440 Why. 0:19:28.160 --> 0:19:31.560 I don't know. I just had a feeling. But mother 0:19:31.680 --> 0:19:32.359 goes that dream. 0:19:32.840 --> 0:19:36.080 Wow, brought to you by builders or fodelers of buildings. 0:19:36.080 --> 0:19:40.399 I gotta come very embarrassing story. 0:19:40.480 --> 0:19:42.439 I can tell you that. You guys will laugh. What 0:19:42.560 --> 0:19:43.480 are radio teas? 0:19:43.840 --> 0:19:46.000 Did you have to manipulate your wayner today? 0:19:46.960 --> 0:19:49.200 Oh? It's one of the dumbest things I've ever done. 0:19:49.240 --> 0:19:51.000 That's what I just said. Every story you've ever told 0:19:51.080 --> 0:19:53.320 us starts with that. Yeah. 0:19:53.080 --> 0:19:55.160 Well okay, I'm sorry, which is great. It just means 0:19:55.200 --> 0:19:56.879 your list of dumb things is endless. 0:19:56.920 --> 0:19:59.240 I like how you keep helping yourself, don't you. 0:20:00.440 --> 0:20:03.760 If you're listening on the radio, you're listening on a broadcast. 0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:06.080 When we come back, I was going to tell you 0:20:06.160 --> 0:20:10.480 an embarrassing story. If you're listening on the podcast, you 0:20:10.560 --> 0:20:12.200 just got to hit that button like four times and 0:20:12.280 --> 0:20:14.480 Sasso talk in like three seconds. 0:20:13.920 --> 0:20:16.080 Well Howder wanted to. 0:20:30.000 --> 0:20:34.000 And we were just listening to it ain't about the money, money, money, 0:20:35.080 --> 0:20:36.000 What a great tune. 0:20:37.280 --> 0:20:39.119 What happened to her? 0:20:41.000 --> 0:20:46.920 And Bob and Bob Bob you know Bob was oh man, 0:20:47.320 --> 0:20:51.479 that was he had his time. Dude, Oh started with 0:20:51.680 --> 0:20:54.480 I mean he introduced the world to Bruno Mars he did. 0:20:54.480 --> 0:20:54.960 Really did. 0:20:55.160 --> 0:20:59.040 Yeah, Nothing on You was kind of Bruno's first big song. 0:20:59.119 --> 0:21:01.440 And who introduced Brunoo black. 0:21:01.280 --> 0:21:08.520 Jacket just call him Jack Please don't be hyah ah right. 0:21:08.600 --> 0:21:11.639 That was last month, ladies and gentlemen, Can I please 0:21:11.640 --> 0:21:12.320 have your attention. 0:21:13.160 --> 0:21:17.080 I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. 0:21:18.600 --> 0:21:19.480 Floora's yours. 0:21:19.720 --> 0:21:26.199 So yesterday I said to myself, I was like, you 0:21:26.240 --> 0:21:29.199 know what, I got to take the trash out, so 0:21:29.440 --> 0:21:30.239