Speaker 1: All right, it is the mojo in the morning show.
Speaker 1: So Anna, the maintenance guy came to your apartment yesterday.
Speaker 1: This story, by the way, is very funny. What's going on?
Speaker 2: So I am not a napper after the show. However,
Speaker 2: this time change has had me a little messed up.
Speaker 2: So yesterday I was taking a nap on my couch
Speaker 2: and I hear knock, knock, knock, knock knock on my
Speaker 2: door and I'm like, who the heck is here? No
Speaker 2: one ever knocks on my door. I go get up
Speaker 2: answer the door. It's the maintenance guy with a dolly
Speaker 2: and before I could even say anything, He's like, I'm
Speaker 2: here to service your washer, and I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: let him in. He starts taking my washer out. I
Speaker 2: go back lay on the couch for a couple minutes,
Speaker 2: and I'm starting to come back to reality from my
Speaker 2: nap and I'm like, wait a second, my washer is
Speaker 2: not broken. So as he's out the door rolling it
Speaker 2: down the hallway, I peek my head out and I'm like,
Speaker 2: so do these just need to get serviced regularly? And
Speaker 2: he looks at me like what, and I'm like, doe,
Speaker 2: the washers just get serviced I'm confused. He's like, you
Speaker 2: didn't submit a request. I was like, I don't think.
Speaker 2: So he pulls up this one. He's like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm like, oh my.
Speaker 3: God, good thing I said something.
Speaker 2: So he was like, oh great. So luckily I caught
Speaker 2: him before he got it down to the basement.
Speaker 3: He just plugged it back up. But I was like, dang,
Speaker 3: good thing. I said something.
Speaker 2: I wonder if you know anything's ever happened where people
Speaker 2: mix things up like that?
Speaker 1: Oh? Man, imagine did I ever tell you Joe's apartment story?
Speaker 1: And so Joe lives in an apartment building in Tampa. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And we were visiting and hanging out at his apartment
Speaker 1: and I went downstairs to go get something there. They
Speaker 1: had like a community area or whatever. And I went
Speaker 1: downstairs to go get it, came back upstairs, and every
Speaker 1: floor is exactly the same, So every the whole layout
Speaker 1: is exactly the same. And I walk in to the
Speaker 1: door Joe's apartment and then I walk in and there's
Speaker 1: a shoe rack with like eight hundred shoes there of
Speaker 1: women choose, And I'm like, Joe doesn't have women chose.
Speaker 1: And this was before his girlfriend was living with him.
Speaker 1: So I walk in, I'm like, this isn't Joe's apartment,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh sorry, and a lady turns the
Speaker 1: corner and looks right at me. It was You're lucky
Speaker 1: I didn't get no Joe, No Joe. I think Joe
Speaker 1: was twelve o two and this was eleven o two.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, completely set up everything everything. I mean, I
Speaker 1: got off the elevator, I turned the corner, I turned
Speaker 1: the corner. Boom. Did you have the landscape or do
Speaker 1: the wrong yard or something or bushes or something? Am
Speaker 1: I making this up in my head? Yeah? We had.
Speaker 1: There was a landscaper came and did that. Well, this
Speaker 1: was not that they they didn't do the wrong. They
Speaker 1: they did the wrong stuff that was on the sheet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're like, that's not happening. But has this ever happened
Speaker 1: to anybody? Has anybody ever had this happened to them?
Speaker 1: They went to or did the wrong eight four four
Speaker 1: Mojo Live eight four four six six five six for it.
Speaker 1: I remember you saying like your washing machine was running
Speaker 1: slowly or something.
Speaker 3: No, it's the worst washing machine ever. I hate it.
Speaker 3: So that's why I know.
Speaker 2: So that's why I was like, oh, maybe they're just
Speaker 2: replacing them all or something.
Speaker 3: I was all excited for a second.
Speaker 1: But no, actually, don't you have the one? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you need to get rid of that thing.
Speaker 3: I don't know how.
Speaker 1: It's an apartment complex. You can't have you guys know,
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like, it doesn't it take you seven hours
Speaker 1: to wash load?
Speaker 3: I hate it?
Speaker 1: This was your blessing in disguise.
Speaker 3: I know I should have let him take it with that.
Speaker 1: Maybe they would have upgraded you. Those seem like a
Speaker 1: great idea, and then you hear how long does it
Speaker 1: take to actually cook or to do a load? Five
Speaker 1: to six hours? That's insanity.
Speaker 3: That's just to dry it, not to watch it.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. What's going on, Kathleen? Uh, what's up? It's
Speaker 1: Mojo in the morning?
Speaker 4: Hey Anna? What if he was like an intruder?
Speaker 5: Had you seen him before?
Speaker 3: So I did.
Speaker 2: He was a maintenance man, but I thought that too.
Speaker 2: I was like, am I getting set up? Like?
Speaker 3: What's going right?
Speaker 1: At that?
Speaker 4: Why? I'm glucky?
Speaker 5: I'm glad you've seen him before.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, right, luckily I did.
Speaker 1: Although I'll be honest, if the intruder comes in, I
Speaker 1: don't know if the intruder is going to just do
Speaker 1: it taking the uh, taking the washer and bringing it
Speaker 1: on a dolly down the Yeah, that would be at
Speaker 1: that would.
Speaker 4: That would give him an end to come back though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would. I would say this though with Anna,
Speaker 1: And this is the first thing that I thought of, Kathleen,
Speaker 1: is you should make sure when you run your next load,
Speaker 1: you look behind there to make sure he put everything
Speaker 1: back together the way they should make sure, because I
Speaker 1: can just see the water being all over the place.
Speaker 1: What's up, Jessica, Hello, Hey, Hello, hey, Hey.
Speaker 3: What's going on with Joe?
Speaker 1: Nothing? Much? What's up, Jessica?
Speaker 6: So I just wanted to tell you this story from
Speaker 6: like over ten years ago. But my cousin brought me
Speaker 6: to the like illegal street races in Detroit and and
Speaker 6: he's like, listen, if you hear the word cops, don't
Speaker 6: look for me.
Speaker 1: Just run to my car.
Speaker 6: And I'm like, okay. So we're just hanging out. All
Speaker 6: of a sudden, we hear cops and everyone just starts running,
Speaker 6: the hundreds of people. So I run to the car
Speaker 6: and I opened the door and I see some girl
Speaker 6: in my seat.
Speaker 4: So I'm I'm freaking out.
Speaker 6: I yank her out of the car.
Speaker 3: She's fighting.
Speaker 6: I'm pulling her out. She finally gets out.
Speaker 3: I sit in.
Speaker 6: I look up and I'm in the wrong car, and
Speaker 6: I hear my cousin in the front one car overt
Speaker 6: these people in the lord He's like, come on, Oh,
Speaker 6: yanked her. She was fighting, She's grabbing everything she could,
Speaker 6: and I pulled her.
Speaker 1: My favorite are the people that go mall shopping and
Speaker 1: they get out and their key fob works with the
Speaker 1: other car somebody else. Have you ever been in a
Speaker 1: grocery store and like push somebody else's car the time
Speaker 1: target or something. Wait, clothes, I have to say really loud.
Speaker 3: You don't want to.
Speaker 1: Think you're a thief. Exactly, Cheyenne. What's up? So?
Speaker 4: I was showering one day and I got out and
Speaker 4: my neighbor's dad was walking into my home.
Speaker 6: WHOA, oh, no to my apartment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she lives actually directly above me.
Speaker 2: So she was two of five and I was one
Speaker 2: of five.
Speaker 4: And we have the same name.
Speaker 3: Little confused.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's got to be weird if you don't recognize him, Like,
Speaker 1: did you recognize him right away as your neighbors?
Speaker 4: The man of I never seen the man of my
Speaker 4: life and he came in with a dog.
Speaker 3: How did he react when he saw you? Well?
Speaker 6: Thanks, I had a towel on.
Speaker 4: He was He honestly thought I was heard roommate.
Speaker 3: But I was like, who the hell are you right?
Speaker 1: Oh, my gor man? You just had a towel on
Speaker 1: it at the time, Well till I just got out
Speaker 1: of the shower, I know. But did this turn into no?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Could you imagine that now we're married? Me and my
Speaker 1: neighbor's dad are now you're not my dad? Where's the dog?
Speaker 1: The dog? What's going on, Laurie? How you doing?
Speaker 4: I'm good? How are you?
Speaker 1: We're great? What's happening?
Speaker 5: I just wanted to say that I we went over
Speaker 5: to a friend's house and they always play cards or whatever,
Speaker 5: and they always cook like a lot of stuff. One
Speaker 5: of the guys is Italian, and so we go there,
Speaker 5: knock on the door. They look at us, but they
Speaker 5: let us in, take our shoes off, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: I don't smell anything cooking whatever, and he invites us
Speaker 5: into the kitchen and like the table's not set or anything,
Speaker 5: and it was kind of like awkward because they wanted
Speaker 5: to like know what we were doing there. We went
Speaker 5: to dinner on the wrong day.
Speaker 1: Wrong day? Did they at least give you something to drink?
Speaker 1: Or when? Did they say to you?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 5: Yeah, they yeah, they were like, well do you want
Speaker 5: to stay? I mean, because it was like awkward day once,
Speaker 5: like expecting us. So it's like, come on in and
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, it's kind of odd, but you didn't
Speaker 5: smell anything. And then I get to the kitchen, I
Speaker 5: don't see the table set or anything. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 5: can I tell.
Speaker 4: You one more other quick story?
Speaker 1: Sure? Okay.
Speaker 5: So when I was in high school, I didn't get
Speaker 5: my license till I was like eighteen because I hung
Speaker 5: around older people who always had part and my boyfriend
Speaker 5: was yelling at me when you go to get gas,
Speaker 5: you're supposed to pull in the second like driveway if
Speaker 5: there's somebody in the first driveway. And because I was
Speaker 5: getting yelled at, when I pulled up to the pump,
Speaker 5: I side swiped one of those yellow pools with his
Speaker 5: chevel in the apple red chevell.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you gave him a pinstripe right down
Speaker 1: the side.
Speaker 5: I sure did, Thank you.
Speaker 6: Laurie.
Speaker 1: Do you have another story? For us any more stories. No,
Speaker 1: that's okay, all right, all right, your stories out today?
Speaker 1: All right, thank you for the call. What's up, Melanie,
Speaker 1: how you doing?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning. What's going on? So?
Speaker 7: I wanted to tell you this story. So my girlfriend
Speaker 7: lives into Comfy and she had just bought her first
Speaker 7: home and her house was unique. It had like triangles
Speaker 7: and weird angles and things.
Speaker 3: So we're going there for.
Speaker 7: The first time and there's two houses in the neighborhood
Speaker 7: that look exactly the same. They're just one black from
Speaker 7: each other and they have the weird triangles and angles.
Speaker 7: So we knock on the door and the people let
Speaker 7: us in and we're standing there for a while and
Speaker 7: I'm like, wow, like this kind of looks different from
Speaker 7: like the photos, and I remember online and stuff, and
Speaker 7: I'm looking at and I'm like, where's Melissa. And they're
Speaker 7: like who.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, Melissa, where is everybody?
Speaker 7: And they're like, uh, you're not in the wrong house.
Speaker 3: They let us in.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 7: I don't know. I couldn't knock get out of their
Speaker 7: fast enough. We still to this day die laughing about it.
Speaker 7: I cannot believe they let us fall in.
Speaker 4: I thought that they were like.
Speaker 7: Maybe family members or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I met before, but no, totally. A lot of
Speaker 3: wasn't even the right house.
Speaker 1: That stuff couldn't happen nowadays. I'm telling you, you'd be
Speaker 1: you'd be shot. Look this, not that I think about.
Speaker 1: This happened to Gerard. So because of Gerardi Garsina, they
Speaker 1: throw huge fight parties. So whenever there's a big boxing match,
Speaker 1: he throws a party and lights a bunch of people over.
Speaker 1: A bunch of people are in the living room. We
Speaker 1: hear knocking the door. Were in the doorbell. Some group
Speaker 1: of people come in, four or five people, guys, girls,
Speaker 1: They're like hey, After everybody say what's up? Like, who
Speaker 1: are you on? They're like, wait, is James here? Like
Speaker 1: we had the wrong house. I had to walk out
Speaker 1: and go down the street. James also throws fight parties.
Speaker 1: Somebody somebody had a fight party on the same street.
Speaker 1: Hold on, this is where it is scary. Christa are
Speaker 1: you there, Krista?
Speaker 4: Yes, Hey, Mojoe, what's up?
Speaker 1: Tell everybody a story about your husband at the wrong cottage?
Speaker 4: Yeah, spring break. A couple decades ago, when he was
Speaker 4: a young lad, had a couple beverages and tried to
Speaker 4: find his way home to go to bed, and the
Speaker 4: cottages were all identical on the beach wherever they were at. Well,
Speaker 4: he just stumbled in the wrong cottage and passed out
Speaker 4: on the couch and woke up to a shotgun in
Speaker 4: the face exactly thank goodness, he had his wallet on him,
Speaker 4: and he was just like, I'm so.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Cy. Did you imagine that not at all? That
Speaker 1: would not be a good day all