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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the hoodie Show. I'm excited and kind

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Speaker 2: of scared to find out what our poop means. And

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Speaker 2: that's why we have Gina grad to school us with

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Speaker 2: Gina's grad school. What does your poop mean?

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Speaker 3: You know?

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Speaker 1: I feel like this comes up a lot on this

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Speaker 1: show and also in odd Yeah, let's just deal with

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Speaker 1: a bunch of them today. I googled what are people's

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Speaker 1: biggest questions about poop? And apparently this is on everyone's mind,

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Speaker 1: So let's let's bring it out into the open. Nothing

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Speaker 1: to be embarrassed about, Samuel be the first to tell you.

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Speaker 1: Nothing to worry about. Everybody poop, Thank you. So, Question

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Speaker 1: number one? How often should you poop?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 1: Again, if you're Sammy, that's like every forty.

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Speaker 5: Two seconds I breathe.

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Speaker 1: Literally? How many times a day?

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Speaker 2: Say twice? A doctor would tell you twice?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Sammy? How many times do you go a day?

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Speaker 6: Probably about four give or take.

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Speaker 1: Wow, Yeah, I can't believe hasn't fallen out? Really? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's just a lot.

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Speaker 6: I'm sure, it's great. Are they rabbit poops though, or

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Speaker 6: like full poops?

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Speaker 1: No, they're full poops. But again, what I considered to

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Speaker 1: be a full poop. I'm not checking out other people's poops.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a good question.

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Speaker 4: Actually, But compared to let's say the size of that sharpie,

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Speaker 5: Gloss?

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Speaker 1: Which is about I don't know, four and a half.

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Speaker 6: How is that not a poop?

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Speaker 1: I mean it's because it would be like multiples of that.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's four times a day. Multiples of that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, the average person poops anywhere from three

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah I am. But once a day is

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Speaker 1: the most common. And what matters most is just whatever

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Speaker 1: going like once every two weeks, then it's fine. So

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Speaker 1: a survey found that fifty percent of people, so half

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Speaker 1: the people, do poop once a day. So if that's you, congratulations,

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Speaker 1: You're in the vast majority. Less than three times a

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Speaker 1: week could suggest a little constipation. Oh really, But if

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Speaker 1: you know, Lucy Goosey, you might want to get a

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Speaker 1: doctor involved. But most people have their big bowel movement.

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Speaker 1: When what time of.

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Speaker 2: Day after dinner?

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Speaker 1: After dinner, when you wake up around.

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Speaker 4: Nine am, I'd say afternoon afternoon okay, yeaga would say

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Speaker 1: The most frequent time for people to do it is

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Speaker 5: Yeah, in their coffee. Yeah right.

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Speaker 2: It's the best time to weigh yourself too. On a

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Speaker 2: Saturday morning, you get up, you have back, you get

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Speaker 2: a big poop, yeah, and you're like, wow, I'm doing.

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Speaker 6: The time they get to our office.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I was getting

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Speaker 2: They don't get it.

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Speaker 3: And I think it's increase in the office every time.

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Speaker 3: Now I go into the bathroom. Somebody is pooping.

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Speaker 5: It used to not be like that. Something's happening.

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Speaker 2: If you get to work at nine in the morning

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Speaker 1: If you leave, that's that's It's like, if you don't

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Speaker 3: But I'm telling you, guys, like pay attention. There is

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Speaker 5: To not be that way. And I don't know why.

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Speaker 6: You ply seeing everyone else do it. So they're like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Exactly, this is the pooping bathroom. So another big question

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Speaker 5: But I thought about.

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Speaker 1: It and I googled it and I was not alone.

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Speaker 1: Why is poop brown?

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Speaker 1: I never thought about actually on this one, I'll see

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Speaker 2: The thought is like, no matter what you eat, no

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Speaker 1: Because science your blood cells, that's a big part of it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so apparently apparently it's a combination of bile, which

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but that's blue frosting or something.

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Speaker 1: Well that now something Menace, Well we're going to get

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Speaker 1: What, that's true because because food coloring is the other culprit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not eating it like an apple.

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Speaker 2: And it wasn't just white dog poop, but it was

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Speaker 4: Don't they consume a lot of fur just from grooming,

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Speaker 1: of the Bristol stool chart, the famous chart.

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Speaker 6: Oh I've seen I've seen this on T shirts?

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Speaker 5: Yes, yes, okay, yeah, this.

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Speaker 1: Is very very important. We don't have to be doctors

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Speaker 6: It's officially called the Bristol Bristol Stool Charts. Thank you

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Speaker 6: Bristol in Connecticut. Check it out chart.

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Speaker 1: There are seven types of stool on this chart. And

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Speaker 1: There's one of two kinds now, I wish it was

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Speaker 6: Check it out.

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Speaker 4: So proud of it because he has a soft snake

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Speaker 1: I didn't know if it was true that guys will

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Speaker 5: Check it. I mean still to this day, sometimes you're.

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Speaker 5: And then again you weigh yourself, right, you get a

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Speaker 1: So we said that the smooth is ideal, but let's

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Speaker 2: Thank you, ga. What does your poopy? You're so enlightened?

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