1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,480 Speaker 1: Good morning, Denise. Do you have an embarrassing story that 2 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:03,239 Speaker 1: happened in public? 3 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:09,080 Speaker 2: Uh? Yes, pretty engrossed to you, A little bit gross. 4 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:09,440 Speaker 1: Okay. 5 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:14,600 Speaker 2: So, so I was driving to Mesa to pick up 6 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:18,079 Speaker 2: a car some surprise, and my sister was I'm taking me. 7 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:23,200 Speaker 2: It was a private owner bike. So we're driving back 8 00:00:23,239 --> 00:00:27,400 Speaker 2: from Mesa. Well I am now and my sister's following me, 9 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:32,400 Speaker 2: and we're on the it in and this car that 10 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:36,040 Speaker 2: looks great to have brand new tires and everything, but somehow, 11 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:41,200 Speaker 2: some way, one of my tires literally had like went 12 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 2: like flat or popped or whatever, like shredded, and so 13 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:48,280 Speaker 2: the car starts like going crazy, and like I'm tiny, 14 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:51,239 Speaker 2: and it's like a huge like mini van, like the 15 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:54,000 Speaker 2: biggest I've ever seen. I don't know. And so my 16 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,800 Speaker 2: sister's behind me, and then the car and then the 17 00:00:57,040 --> 00:01:02,120 Speaker 2: tire flies off of of my car and it hit 18 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:06,200 Speaker 2: my sister's window shields, and then I'm trying to like 19 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:09,640 Speaker 2: pull over. But now I'm worried about my sister, and 20 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:12,720 Speaker 2: I don't see her anymore because her car like started 21 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:15,160 Speaker 2: to like spin a little bit. So now I'm like scared, 22 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:19,520 Speaker 2: and I don't know what happens but when I get 23 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:23,800 Speaker 2: really really scared, I have to poop, like real poop, 24 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 2: like diarrhea poop. And so right there, I like pull 25 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:32,120 Speaker 2: over right and I'm like, I get out on the 26 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:37,040 Speaker 2: itin like around seventh Avenue, and I was so scared, 27 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,320 Speaker 2: and next thing I know, I had to poop and 28 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:41,280 Speaker 2: I had to poop right thin and there, so I 29 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:44,839 Speaker 2: had no choice but to just poop on the side 30 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:46,679 Speaker 2: of the IT tin And then I had nothing to 31 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:50,559 Speaker 2: wipe with, so I had to use the car manuals 32 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:53,520 Speaker 2: of the car I just bought. And then these people 33 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 2: came to help me, and I was pooping like I 34 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 2: was diarrhea poop, got it and it was awkward and 35 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:05,120 Speaker 2: it was nasty. And then and then on top of that, 36 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:09,520 Speaker 2: I got scared because this guy who who like came 37 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:13,920 Speaker 2: to help, he was relatively large, and he scared me. 38 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:15,799 Speaker 2: I don't know, I got scared. I was pooping, my 39 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:19,040 Speaker 2: pants were down, and then I hit my head on 40 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,720 Speaker 2: like the car door because I had one of the 41 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,240 Speaker 2: like the driver door open and try to block me 42 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:27,280 Speaker 2: from being seen because it's a band, so I can't 43 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:30,120 Speaker 2: like open up up the package or the back door. 44 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:33,680 Speaker 2: So I was kind of exposed, and when he came 45 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 2: up behind, I got scared and I hit my head 46 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:39,799 Speaker 2: and there was a mess and I have, yeah, poop 47 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:40,480 Speaker 2: on my leg. 48 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,240 Speaker 1: That's why. That's why a lot of those manuals now 49 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:49,240 Speaker 1: are digital. That's why. 50 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:54,800 Speaker 2: The way the car manual paper, it's really really hard. 51 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:57,200 Speaker 2: It's so disgusting, like it hurts so bad. It was 52 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 2: a mess. Hot kind of car, was it? You know 53 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:05,640 Speaker 2: what's funny? It was a stupid It was a Ford 54 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,400 Speaker 2: Wizdord windsor Windsor. 55 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:10,119 Speaker 3: Never heard of it. Don't remember that one? 56 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,120 Speaker 2: Still, Yeah, you don't remember a Windsor like it's a ford. 57 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,000 Speaker 3: E didn't buy your real Ford. That's why the wheel 58 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,119 Speaker 3: fell Windstar Mini. 59 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:24,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, well, at least you have those are thick manuals. 60 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:28,360 Speaker 1: So you had a lot of paper. That's good, all right, Christmas, 61 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 1: But I know, I don't know. I won't tell you 62 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:35,440 Speaker 1: too much. But been there, been there, Denise, all right, 63 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 1: really no, I didn't use a manual. But okay, hold on, 64 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,920 Speaker 1: you put the manual back in, you throw it away, 65 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:43,760 Speaker 1: no more. 66 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:46,200 Speaker 3: You don't learn anything about it. 67 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:53,920 Speaker 2: It was diarrhea, it was you didn't need any more details. 68 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:58,520 Speaker 3: It's fine, all right, that was not Christmas wish. In 69 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:01,280 Speaker 3: case you just came in, that's a little different, coming 70 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:04,400 Speaker 3: up a little later, different, change the music. 71 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:08,840 Speaker 1: If she told that story over the song and I. 72 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:10,400 Speaker 3: Had to poop on the side of the time. 73 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:15,000 Speaker 1: Gets scared, I have to poop. 74 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,840 Speaker 3: Well, we got you your own roll of toilet paper 75 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:24,839 Speaker 3: for your windstar. In case she gets scared again, wins. 76 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,920 Speaker 3: I mean she was a really good storyteller, though lots 77 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:32,880 Speaker 3: of details. 78 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:35,360 Speaker 1: On that way. 79 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 3: I may never be the same. 80 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 1: But what Nick, you're there laughing? What we're gonna have 81 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:50,159 Speaker 1: a meeting about ballot ye if Dylan is back here mortified, 82 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:53,880 Speaker 1: she's trying to find literally anyone else to call to 83 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,600 Speaker 1: follow up that call. You don't follow up that. We 84 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:58,480 Speaker 1: don't follow up that call. You leave that alone. Maybe 85 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:03,000 Speaker 1: shouldn't be taken that call. That's good. 86 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:05,599 Speaker 3: I don't have a delay that goes five. 87 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,880 Speaker 1: Live radio show. You know what? This is not AI, 88 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:12,440 Speaker 1: This is uh we real human, personally human. You can't 89 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,120 Speaker 1: get more human than that. And I'm gonna hear a 90 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:17,800 Speaker 1: aar will about talking about that. You know what, say, 91 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:22,640 Speaker 1: that's the iHeart Corporate. This is the most real phone 92 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:24,240 Speaker 1: call you could ever put on the radio. This is 93 00:05:24,279 --> 00:05:27,080 Speaker 1: the most guaranteed human. Guaranteed human, that's the phrase I 94 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:27,479 Speaker 1: was looking for.