Speaker 1: This is Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 2: Rover, I have my five.
Speaker 3: Charlie.
Speaker 4: He wanted me to say quallowly was he a band?
Speaker 2: Jeffrey, I'm a special racket.
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Speaker 1: Rovers Morning Glory starts now.
Speaker 4: Good morning, what's happening? It is Thursday, August thirteenth, twenty
Speaker 4: twenty six.
Speaker 5: Good morning, It's Rover's Morny Glory.
Speaker 2: I'm Rover. Doogy is here. Good morning, sir.
Speaker 4: Charlie is here, Hi, Crystal is here. Hello, and Snitzer
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Speaker 2: Amen, you're with.
Speaker 4: Us as well. Eight sixty six Yo, Rover is the
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Speaker 4: get to your email here in just a moment. We
Speaker 4: have a Oh, we have a lot to discuss this morning.
Speaker 5: My goodness.
Speaker 4: Let me just jump right into these emails. Get those
Speaker 4: out of the way. JC writes, that's JA, I see,
Speaker 4: I said a girl's name, JC.
Speaker 2: I think I like it? Yeah, I see, okay.
Speaker 4: Rover JC says, I saw the Odyssey on the VC
Speaker 4: box in almost four K quality, and I thought it
Speaker 4: was so good that I decided to watch it in
Speaker 4: Imax seventy milimeter. Honestly, it is just a gimmick by
Speaker 4: Nolan to make more money, because I still enjoyed it
Speaker 4: just as much as I did on the VC box.
Speaker 4: The only difference was a couple of extra shots showing
Speaker 4: their legs and clouds. Hope Charlie doesn't fall for the
Speaker 4: trap and the hype, and I also hope that no
Speaker 4: one else sees it in Imax because shame on Nolan
Speaker 4: for purposely shooting it entirely in seventy milimeters so he
Speaker 4: could only play it in forty one Imax screens, create
Speaker 4: the hype, screw the whole audience, and take more of
Speaker 4: our money for higher ticket prices.
Speaker 2: Charlie, you're not going to fall for that, are you?
Speaker 4: You're not falling for the Imax seventy milimeter You've holding
Speaker 4: out for it? Well, no, I can't see it Imax
Speaker 4: seventy milimeter. You sure you cant? You just have to
Speaker 4: take a road trip. Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 4: But no, you get to see more screen. I don't
Speaker 4: see that the scam, and if you don't, it might
Speaker 4: be completely not worth it, though. I mean, like this
Speaker 4: guy shaid, I don't know. So you get to see more.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't watch something like that. I'm just on my
Speaker 4: TV for the first time with the VC bucks. It's
Speaker 4: going to look as good.
Speaker 2: You haven't seen it, right, But.
Speaker 4: This was in almost four K quality. If it's just
Speaker 4: on your TV, you're not getting the sound or anything.
Speaker 4: It's not a huge, massive screen. It was almost in
Speaker 4: DTS almost. What's that some sort of sound form that
Speaker 4: sounds Okay, no, no, I'm still gonna try to see it.
Speaker 4: But it's not an IMAX anymore because Spider Man's that
Speaker 4: IMAX though, So I don't know what I'm to do.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I said regular Imax. It was worth it,
Speaker 2: of course it is.
Speaker 4: I don't guy's talking about huge movie. It's and you
Speaker 4: want to watch it on a bigger screen than just
Speaker 4: a normal movie. Okay, all right, I don't think that's weird.
Speaker 2: At all.
Speaker 4: I don't think he's trying to scam anybody. What he's
Speaker 4: saying is is it worth the what's the price difference?
Speaker 4: What'd you pay for the go see it in imax?
Speaker 4: That's pretty much all I ever go to you. Now
Speaker 4: there's twenty something a ticket, twenty a ticket like twenty
Speaker 4: nine a ticket, twenty two a ticket.
Speaker 2: Twenty five, twenty I don't know it was like twenty something.
Speaker 4: Twenty five bucks. Will say, what's a normal movie ticket
Speaker 4: costs these days?
Speaker 2: I have no idea. Depends on the time you go
Speaker 2: and look up.
Speaker 6: During the day of mattinees like ten fifty if you
Speaker 6: just go to a standard theater, not the Imax theater.
Speaker 6: And I think Imax is like seventeen during the day.
Speaker 4: Imax seven fifteen tonight, yest's well, I go buy the ticket.
Speaker 4: What it's a lot of empty seats there? Twenty five
Speaker 4: dollars twenty four nineteen bucks. Okay, Now just going to
Speaker 4: the same movie seven o'clock at night, Spider Man's see
Speaker 4: we have six pm or seven pm regular seat?
Speaker 2: Your second here, loading hands? Okay, give me one more second.
Speaker 5: Charlie did his hair today? Looks good?
Speaker 4: Nineteen dollars, five dollars more. Yeah, six bucks, but yeah,
Speaker 4: five six boys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess it's a couples of bucks to get
Speaker 2: the giant screen.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Hey, this guy didn't say he said it wasn't worth it.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Charlie've done your hair today? What's the Oh you got
Speaker 5: a hair?
Speaker 2: Guy? I said?
Speaker 4: Oh, okay, all right, looks good. Chris says, I'm in
Speaker 4: a great fantasy football league or live draft is coming up.
Speaker 4: I always finished low. I was hoping you guys could
Speaker 4: do a draft and whoever comes first can come in
Speaker 4: draft for me. This league has been going on since
Speaker 4: you had to use fax machines to put your picks
Speaker 4: in Rover. I'm desperate. I can't win. I get too
Speaker 4: drunk or him too sober. You can help me win, please.
Speaker 4: My team name is always Next year, I have the
Speaker 4: fifth pick.
Speaker 5: Food will be provided, we bring our own drinks.
Speaker 2: Help me.
Speaker 4: I need the best in the show to come and
Speaker 4: draft for me. Well, maybe we'll get Charlie to go there.
Speaker 4: She you've beat me, you're the best, so you got
Speaker 4: you have to go to this guy's draft party. How
Speaker 4: did I how did I beat you? You said, you
Speaker 4: did multiple times I beat you in football. Okay, so
Speaker 4: you got to go disputing you. But oh, Dougie's pretty good.
Speaker 4: I'm great.
Speaker 2: He's like raining queen over here. I have a frambling. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's weird. I was walking in and like, I wonder
Speaker 2: if Carmen wants to go to the casino. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: the gaze desperate. I love the casino.
Speaker 4: I have a friend that you need to go to
Speaker 4: the casino and listen to those stories all day.
Speaker 2: I love it from from Carmen. I love hearing stories
Speaker 2: about his son.
Speaker 4: Oh that's not the story she's telling us.
Speaker 2: I get those the knuckles stories too, Like I.
Speaker 4: Get it all the girl, the legs, the ceiling fan,
Speaker 4: all that turning.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But I have a friend who does a football
Speaker 2: league and she and we got no fight. She's like,
Speaker 2: you're doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing
Speaker 2: every single.
Speaker 5: Too much of a commitment. Really.
Speaker 2: I like what we do with DraftKings. We pick, it's quick,
Speaker 2: it's easy. Yeah. But the whole thing that that emailer said,
Speaker 2: that's a huge.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you got it a lot, and you have
Speaker 4: to pay attention all the time. You get a get
Speaker 4: Oh god, the guy's injured, I can't start him.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's all it's a whole thing, your.
Speaker 2: Players around and stuff.
Speaker 4: It's like having it's like having a child almost. It's
Speaker 4: just too much work, exactly. I bet everyone's just getting
Speaker 4: AI to do it for him now though that's a
Speaker 4: good point. Uh Zebi says, I'd love to watch RMG
Speaker 4: TV on a bigger screen than my phone. But the
Speaker 4: TV app is walky as hell lately. I don't know
Speaker 4: what that means exactly, but I can't tell you. There's
Speaker 4: some movement on a new it's going to roll out
Speaker 4: in phases. The app will probably be the last thing
Speaker 4: that we roll out. I don't have a timeline or anything.
Speaker 4: I've I've just I've seen some stuff that's been worked
Speaker 4: on and it's so far, so good. So I think
Speaker 4: it's going to start out on the web because it
Speaker 4: sort of powers the app, if that makes sense. So
Speaker 4: you kind of have to start there, upgrade that, keep
Speaker 4: the keep the existing app going, you know, compatible with
Speaker 4: the existing app. And then and but the web stuff
Speaker 4: is it's it's pretty cool. It's it's uh, I don't know,
Speaker 4: I like it. But and then and then in new apps,
Speaker 4: at some point after that. I don't have a timeline
Speaker 4: for you. But I finally got to the point where
Speaker 4: I go, I got to do something about this, because,
Speaker 4: for instance, right now now I've emailed the app company
Speaker 4: and I said, listen, something is going on. All of
Speaker 4: our our shows are are updating, our videos are updating
Speaker 4: for the Aftermath and the Friday Leftovers rmg TV archives
Speaker 4: in the in the app, but the audio only episodes
Speaker 4: for the Aftermath and the Friday Leftovers not being ingested
Speaker 4: into the app. Now in the in the in the
Speaker 4: back end of the app, I can see they're not
Speaker 4: coming in. So then you can recreate it. You can go, okay, here,
Speaker 4: take it from here and do whatever. So you can
Speaker 4: recreate like audio Ali for twenty twenty six, and I
Speaker 4: can see, oh, it has all the episodes, but then
Speaker 4: it doesn't put that into the app.
Speaker 2: It just sits.
Speaker 4: So yeah, And I've emailed them and I get a
Speaker 4: reply and it goes.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, well we'll get right on yeah, we'll
Speaker 2: get right on this anyway.
Speaker 4: So I finally I go, you know what, I had
Speaker 4: enough of that. I think, I think apps now maybe
Speaker 4: I'm wrong, but we had the first Rover Radio app
Speaker 4: that we ever put out we made in house, and
Speaker 4: then there was so much. It was very early in
Speaker 4: the world of apps, I guess. And they were constantly
Speaker 4: it was a constant battle Android and iPhone. They were
Speaker 4: always changing things and then it would break stuff. And
Speaker 4: I think they kind of have it sort of settled
Speaker 4: in pretty good these days. So once you do it, yeah,
Speaker 4: you have to do some routine maintenance here and there,
Speaker 4: but I don't think it's as crazy as it was
Speaker 4: back in the day. And let's see Yarbo drone bomb
Speaker 4: says RMGTV live player does not work on Google TV.
Speaker 4: Archive shows play fine, but live does not work. Just
Speaker 4: a spinning circle. All right, I'll take a look. I'll
Speaker 4: take a look at all this stuff. But again we
Speaker 4: are we are working on completely redoing everything. Let's see,
Speaker 4: where was I Abigail right? Missed connection? I am so horny, Rover,
Speaker 4: will you voice a misconnection for me. I'm door dashing
Speaker 4: in the Grafton area. It's a suburb. I'm door dashing
Speaker 4: in the Grafton area around four pm an order from Panera.
Speaker 4: As I approached the door, the male customer also approaches
Speaker 4: inside the door naked naked with a tasty body and
Speaker 4: d defined v lines pointing to his junk. He apologizes,
Speaker 4: and I apologize staring instant. Let's just say she was aroused. Okay,
Speaker 4: she could feel this sh like a gusher, remember gushers, delicious.
Speaker 2: Candysh the fruit things was inside was a gun.
Speaker 4: Wasn't think it was. It's not a gum. It's it's
Speaker 4: a fruit snack with the cushions out ooze. Who's the
Speaker 4: one that's the gum with the the gum you're talking about? Yeah,
Speaker 4: they had the they had the stuff inside. It was
Speaker 4: a gum with a liqu I don't remember what that
Speaker 4: was called anyhow, that's what That's what she had going on.
Speaker 4: I wanted to knock on the door and get on
Speaker 4: my knees then ride him. Gushing. Doesn't use that word,
Speaker 4: but something else. It starts with a C. Rhymes. Was
Speaker 4: strumming all over his d But I could lose my
Speaker 4: job if I propositioned him, so I left his driveway.
Speaker 4: I'm hoping that a listener of yours can hook me
Speaker 4: up with him.
Speaker 2: How are we gonna know who that go back? What
Speaker 2: an idiot? We don't know anything about hawkeye?
Speaker 4: Yeah, how would we get a hold of how would
Speaker 4: we get a hold of you, Abigail?
Speaker 5: You know where he lives? We don't know you or whatever?
Speaker 4: Like, how's he? That's just going to work exactly? Now,
Speaker 4: what do you think Abigail looks like? Hot? Perfect ten?
Speaker 4: I see a lot of supermodels door dashing and.
Speaker 5: Look, does it matter though? I mean she's horned up.
Speaker 4: I mean you can tell she's ready to she's ready to,
Speaker 4: she's ready to go. So at that point, it doesn't
Speaker 4: even matter what she looks like. You go, oh man,
Speaker 4: this chick is just horny.
Speaker 2: I've never door dashed. Uh huh. But don't they are
Speaker 2: you supposed to knock on the door. Don't they leave
Speaker 2: it on your porch? Oh?
Speaker 4: You knock on the door? I mean I don't. I
Speaker 4: don't do it. I don't get it. But they're just
Speaker 4: gonna leave it on the porch and walk away.
Speaker 6: Oh I thought it was a you just drop it off.
Speaker 6: Sometimes you can put that as your preference.
Speaker 4: When she want them, when you want to know when
Speaker 4: your food's there, I thought that they and they just leave.
Speaker 5: It out the front front step.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I know when my deson is delivered. So
Speaker 2: in the app it'll say food delivered. Yeah, but you
Speaker 2: don't want ants and stuff and bugs. And I'm just
Speaker 2: saying I know you want. And you can door dash
Speaker 2: more than just a pizza.
Speaker 6: You can now get groceries or medicine or alcohol, and
Speaker 6: then they have to check your IDs, so then you
Speaker 6: have to go to the door.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're door dashing alcohol to your house,
Speaker 2: that's a problem.
Speaker 4: No, it keeps you stuff from driving. You've had some drinks.
Speaker 4: You want to keep the party going. Yeah, some of
Speaker 4: us have fund okay, unlike you, but you don't want
Speaker 4: to You want to be responsible.
Speaker 5: Christina says, was freshen up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say, oh, that is so old that.
Speaker 5: I totally good old days, man, That's when stuff was good.
Speaker 2: Why don't they do that anymore?
Speaker 4: Probably because they're like, oh, who knows what that goop
Speaker 4: was made out of? Man, I'm telling you, I got
Speaker 4: this floss, all right. They had the best floss in
Speaker 4: the world. I don't know who makes it. Glide is
Speaker 4: the was the is the flaws? Who makes that?
Speaker 2: Johnson?
Speaker 4: Johnson?
Speaker 5: What is that?
Speaker 2: Is that a ribbon interest string?
Speaker 4: It's a ribbon Schnitzer. Not anymore now, I've been using
Speaker 4: Glide because it's a great floss for years. And then
Speaker 4: maybe about six months ago, I get this my wife,
Speaker 4: you know, she's always restocking stuff. And she gives me
Speaker 4: the flass and I go, oh, no, no, this is
Speaker 4: the wrong floss.
Speaker 5: She goes, it's I just reordered it.
Speaker 4: It's it's reordered on on on Amazon. I didn't I
Speaker 4: didn't change anything. I go, no, no, no, it's not
Speaker 4: it's not right. This is a different there's a different kind.
Speaker 4: So then she goes and she orders another one and
Speaker 4: it comes and I go, no, no. And now I
Speaker 4: actually have an old Glide that I found in the
Speaker 4: in the house, and I said, look at the difference.
Speaker 2: Between this this one and this one.
Speaker 4: Look and I there's even a little slight difference in
Speaker 4: the packaging. Said, see, you gotta find this. This is
Speaker 4: the good stuff, the good glide. So she goes, I
Speaker 4: don't know, I can't find that. So I do a search.
Speaker 2: I'll show her.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I figured she doesn't know what she's doing.
Speaker 4: I gotta, you know, do I have to do everything.
Speaker 4: Here's what they've done with glide. Glide was the best
Speaker 4: floss ever, not anymore, because Glide used to be covered
Speaker 4: in teflon. Now so many of these, these these earthy pussies.
Speaker 4: Oh teflon, it's a forever chemical. They won't use it anymore.
Speaker 4: Now nobody's dropping dead from the teflon on their glide floss. Okay,
Speaker 4: and now you've created a flass. It's still called but
Speaker 4: it doesn't glide anymore. You might as well call it
Speaker 4: sandpaper because you can't get it in between your teeth,
Speaker 4: and it shreds up. It's it's awful. You might as
Speaker 4: well try flossy with wet toilet paper. It's bad, it's
Speaker 4: really bad. Sucks. Give me the teflon. I'll take my chances,
Speaker 4: thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Oh God. Anyway, So what was this chick? Abigail man?
Speaker 4: I hope boy, you are horned, horned up, horny, horny horny.
Speaker 4: The door Dasher eighty eight says, we had a we
Speaker 4: had a name for a freshen up. We called it.
Speaker 4: I don't think I can say that. I know, I
Speaker 4: can't say.
Speaker 2: That that bad.
Speaker 4: It's two words. They both rhyme. The second word is goum, so.
Speaker 2: You take that before after oh during notes thee.
Speaker 5: No, it's the goop in the middle, you idiot.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought she doesn't know she isn't.
Speaker 5: She hasn't.
Speaker 2: I haven't, she hasn't experienced in a while.
Speaker 5: I'll let me see where was I beath Rights.
Speaker 4: Footage of yesterday's Lindsey Clancy trial. What is this court
Speaker 4: stenographer doing? It looks like why does she look like Dougie?
Speaker 4: Let me see court stenographer? And uh here it is
Speaker 4: particular investigation again. The tech works as a team and
Speaker 4: divides up work. And they say it looks like she's
Speaker 4: given filatio to the microphone. No, no, this is how
Speaker 4: they do this. They have like a wait that the
Speaker 4: stenographer whoever? That is as they are I guess as
Speaker 4: the people are testifying. I think this chick is just
Speaker 4: repeating what they're I don't know why do that? I
Speaker 4: don't know. Why not just tie it in with the
Speaker 4: microphones of the people who are testifying.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I never understood.
Speaker 4: Why even type out? I mean, no, do you have microphones?
Speaker 2: It's a good question.
Speaker 4: Just record it and just have it translated onto a
Speaker 4: piece of paper. You have to have this woman sit
Speaker 4: there and mumble into a little microphone everything. Everybody say, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm not sure exactly why or how do Yeah? But
Speaker 4: well when they you probably couldn't most of the words
Speaker 4: that I'm sure I could get correct when it transcribes it,
Speaker 4: but some of them, you know, when it's life or
Speaker 4: death like this, you want to make sure everything is
Speaker 4: one hundred percent accurate. But I do agree it seems
Speaker 4: like an antiquated way. And don't they have like foot
Speaker 4: pedals and stuff? You ever seen this? I think it's this,
Speaker 4: or maybe it's the people. It's an organ I'll show
Speaker 4: you an organ. No, no, like the what is it?
Speaker 4: Who are the people? Like?
Speaker 5: Not a court stenographer?
Speaker 4: But do you remember there's a old profession of like
Speaker 4: you'd work in an office and you were what is
Speaker 4: that called? You weren't a typist, but it was something
Speaker 4: that was like a weird typing and it was like
Speaker 4: shorthand typing or something stenographers type like that.
Speaker 5: Maybe that's what it was.
Speaker 4: And so, but there's a foot pedal involved somehow, Charlie,
Speaker 4: I'm not sure exactly. Why do you know that there
Speaker 4: was a whole thing Shorthand used to be a thing
Speaker 4: like if you hired a secretary, you'd want them to
Speaker 4: know shorthand.
Speaker 5: What's that exactly the right faster.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but is it like you just everything's just two
Speaker 4: letters instead of shorthand, yes, stenographer.
Speaker 2: The keyboard, it only has like a few keys. That's
Speaker 2: probably why they use the pedals.
Speaker 7: Oh, syllable and the keys on the right hand side
Speaker 7: of the keyboard are the ending sound of the word
Speaker 7: or syllable with vowels on the bottom right.
Speaker 4: I think you just kind of make sounds with it.
Speaker 4: You don't spell out words somehow.
Speaker 7: The middle that has multiple uses. When we write a word,
Speaker 7: we depressed keys, both in individually and simultaneously like a
Speaker 7: piano chord. Oh my god, too complicated curves like this,
Speaker 7: Oh my god, that's them in home position, which is
Speaker 7: sort of hovering.
Speaker 5: Is there a foot pedal?
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 4: I'm still looking that up.
Speaker 2: Let me see.
Speaker 4: There was a foot pedal involved in something, and I
Speaker 4: know I had something to do with this sort of
Speaker 4: typing sort of thing. I don't know if it's in
Speaker 4: court or if it's in some sort of office setting anyway,
Speaker 4: Gavin Rights, I jumped out of a perfectly good airplane
Speaker 4: on my fiftieth birthday, sporting RMG merch. Let me see,
Speaker 4: let's look at this ah nice. This is Becky and
Speaker 4: Gavin in Binghamton, New York, and they're both actually wearing
Speaker 4: Rovers Morning Glory hoodies when they jumped out of an
Speaker 4: airplane for his fiftieth birthday.
Speaker 2: I don't I would never do that.
Speaker 5: The next sign that.
Speaker 4: Says do not enter propellers, rip off body parts. You
Speaker 4: like that model?
Speaker 5: Do you remember? There's like a really hot chick. I
Speaker 5: don't know who.
Speaker 4: She was friends with, the Kardashians or Paris Hilton or somebody.
Speaker 5: I don't remember who. She got out.
Speaker 4: She got out of this little plane like a propeller plane,
Speaker 4: and she walked right into the propeller.
Speaker 5: I think it took her arm.
Speaker 4: Off, Yeah, some part of her ps. Marathon, New York
Speaker 4: is twenty six point two miles away from Binghamton, New York.
Speaker 4: Can it be done at age fifty one? Man, I
Speaker 4: might be out of the walking game. That might have
Speaker 4: been a one and done. I had a good time
Speaker 4: actually walking that until the end when I was my
Speaker 4: legs were gonna fall off, but I actually had You know,
Speaker 4: you have to have the sights to see. Is there
Speaker 4: are there sights to see between Binghamton, New York and Marathon,
Speaker 4: New York, Adam writes regarding the listener funded scam that
Speaker 4: allowed Charlie to pay.
Speaker 5: Off his house.
Speaker 4: Is there anything I can do to secure life changing
Speaker 4: money from your dim witted listeners. For that much money,
Speaker 4: I would do something more than simply change my license plates. Hell,
Speaker 4: I'll add to it. I will stop emailing the show.
Speaker 5: Come on.
Speaker 4: That alone has to be tempting. Oh, this guy is
Speaker 4: a prolific emailer. He's jealous. I don't know how he
Speaker 4: has so much time to Actually, he might be a
Speaker 4: He doesn't have a job, right, Oh he does? He
Speaker 4: not that he does good? I mean, well, yeah, man,
Speaker 4: I don't know how how well he performs at his job.
Speaker 4: I know where he works because I know everything about
Speaker 4: this guy. This guy, Oh, he knows everything. He's an
Speaker 4: expert on everything, knows everything. Whatever it is that you
Speaker 4: talk about, he's got it. He's got it figured out.
Speaker 4: And I'm usually the idiot. Yeah, oh yeah, he loves you, doosey.
Speaker 4: It's good you should see this dude emailing Doug yesterday.
Speaker 4: I don't know why he's seeing me on this. I
Speaker 4: don't need to be on all your douge hating emails.
Speaker 2: I actually enjoy that people send me horrific.
Speaker 5: Believe that this guy house.
Speaker 4: How much time this guy must have in his life,
Speaker 4: unbel and he's he's firing off emails like every.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I probably go back and find some of them, but
Speaker 4: it's it's, uh, let me see if I can find
Speaker 4: some dude's name. I mean, it's just I mean, just
Speaker 4: an endless barrage.
Speaker 2: Of of these.
Speaker 4: Dougie hating emails and uh, let's see where is fan.
Speaker 2: It's just.
Speaker 8: Oh, here we go, Okay, oh my god, it's just like,
Speaker 8: let's see see you next Tuesday is the subject, Please
Speaker 8: hire someone with personality and sexuality or at least basic
Speaker 8: life skills.
Speaker 4: This bitch.
Speaker 5: You should have fired her years ago. She's worthless.
Speaker 4: I love the show, but I have to turn it
Speaker 4: off because I can't handle listening to her. She gets
Speaker 4: so much hate mail, but it's on her because she
Speaker 4: chooses to do so. With all my heart, you are
Speaker 4: in e fing cee you next Tuesday, you frail old
Speaker 4: lady then bobbing out something specific or no, just just
Speaker 4: and then follow it up one minute later, and I
Speaker 4: and just hearing her crackle crackle, cackle. Sorry, we got
Speaker 4: to take a break or I love you. What's wrong
Speaker 4: peanut fing? Oh my god, Oh my god, god, get rid.
Speaker 2: Of this stupid old woman.
Speaker 5: Bring some life back, and it just goes on.
Speaker 4: Yes, I hate her as the subject. I don't want
Speaker 4: to seem like somebody who hates her, but I was
Speaker 4: made to her. In a follow up, this to herself,
Speaker 4: he says, I guarantee if you pulled her panties down,
Speaker 4: now it's just mothballs, stale blood and rat droppings.
Speaker 2: Rat dumbings. That's funny.
Speaker 4: Then he's got Crystal four of ten.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure what this means.
Speaker 4: Crystal, keep running, keep moving, get about thirty thousand steps
Speaker 4: a day, and you might get there. I'm not sure
Speaker 4: exactly what that refers to think he's saying, she's four
Speaker 4: out of ten. Oh a, four out of ten, okay,
Speaker 4: followed by I don't want to just keep bombarding you
Speaker 4: with emails, but with this talk about your mom's generator
Speaker 4: and power, I hate Dougi for life. What a worthless
Speaker 4: human being? Real worthless? I have four kids. I take
Speaker 4: care if I struggle all day, every day busting my
Speaker 4: ass in construction, please get rid.
Speaker 5: Of this sack of bus.
Speaker 4: Now the only thing that the Toby emails are brought
Speaker 4: looking up by is an Adam email, who had to
Speaker 4: then send me an email about low iq libtards.
Speaker 2: These, these aren't the emails in order.
Speaker 5: As I get though.
Speaker 4: Okay, then then so that Adam low low iq libtard
Speaker 4: to email a sandwich between the I Hate Dougie email
Speaker 4: and the fool's gold from Toby.
Speaker 5: Her pe must be incredible.
Speaker 4: It's got to be the only reason she's still there
Speaker 4: on that effing up that show every day. Yes, well,
Speaker 4: we all run a train on her after the show
Speaker 4: every day. It's the only reason she's still employed. Oh
Speaker 4: on that p It's amazing.
Speaker 2: It makes her stupidity worth it, doesn't it. Charlie, we
Speaker 2: all love it. At eleven you go for it.
Speaker 4: Well, no, I get it at ten first, right when
Speaker 4: the main show's over, and then eleven right when the
Speaker 4: afterma I go for an hour, you know, just pound it,
Speaker 4: stretching that sucker out, you know. And then uh, well
Speaker 4: Jeffy has to Oh no, he's on the aftermath too.
Speaker 4: He gets he gets it first. I used to get
Speaker 4: sloppy seconds from Jeffrey. He goes to the fence company
Speaker 4: then I get it after the main show. Then Charlie
Speaker 4: gets it after the aftermath. Schnitz gets it after he
Speaker 4: cuts up the r m G t V highlight clips.
Speaker 6: I wait till you guys are all done with her
Speaker 6: and clean up. At the end, Crystal goes last. Let's
Speaker 6: see where was I? I've got to take a break.
Speaker 6: Let me let me take a quick break. We'll be
Speaker 6: right back.
Speaker 4: Hang out.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is Rupers Morning Glory.
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 4: I was thinking about you last night because of uh
Speaker 4: Nora O'Donnell. You know her from CBS News. I actually
Speaker 4: I should think about Crystal too. She's I think at
Speaker 4: that that point in life. Perhaps she's getting every day.
Speaker 4: Oh it's so hot in here, she's getting hot flashes.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't. I don't know her off hand, but
Speaker 2: I think if I saw a picture of her, I
Speaker 2: would know that she Oh, you know Norah Donald, Why
Speaker 2: what happened?
Speaker 4: She? By the way, does she still do? I don't
Speaker 4: think she does the evening news over there. She used
Speaker 4: to do the like the CBS Evening News. I think
Speaker 4: she does like the Sunday Morning Thing or something a
Speaker 4: podcast for CBS News.
Speaker 2: On YouTube dot.
Speaker 4: I don't know what CBS is up to they maybe
Speaker 4: fire her, but not really fire her. Just look at
Speaker 4: this video hour long video over about menopause from CBS News,
Speaker 4: sixteen hundred views off man CBS terrible, is terrible? How
Speaker 4: are they paying this person? I don't know? Well she
Speaker 4: she says that she is now on hormones because she
Speaker 4: went through menopause. I don't know how old Nora O'Donnell is,
Speaker 4: but they had some doctor and he said, it's a
Speaker 4: castration event. Menopause is a castration event. Did you know that?
Speaker 2: It feels like it whether you like it or not.
Speaker 4: Whether it's natural or not. The doctor says, whether it's
Speaker 4: supposed to happen or not. We are outliving our ovaries,
Speaker 4: he says. And because of that, you're guess what happens?
Speaker 4: Your things start to change, things start to you know,
Speaker 4: you're not interested in anything anymore.
Speaker 5: So what does Nora O'Donnell have to do?
Speaker 4: She's she's on hormone replacement stuff because she went through menopause. Okay,
Speaker 4: she's on testosterone.
Speaker 2: So that makes you kind of manly, right, yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't know, it makes you horny. I think, oh,
Speaker 4: just trying to get all horned up. By taking this
Speaker 4: this testosterone. It seems counter intuitive, doesn't it. But I
Speaker 4: guess they say that women in order to have estrogen,
Speaker 4: they have to have testosterone or something like that.
Speaker 5: I don't know whatever that means.
Speaker 4: I don't know all the details, but I was thinking,
Speaker 4: maybe this is something we should look into it with you.
Speaker 4: Should we get some sort of yeah, I'm done testosterone?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: No, what do you mean you're done?
Speaker 2: I actually it's weird. I just got I'm so stupid.
Speaker 2: I got served an ad for this, like, uh, menopause bracelet.
Speaker 2: Some nurse who gives GLP one shots to people. There's
Speaker 2: a bracelet that kind of helps with menopause and hot flashes.
Speaker 5: Oh really, it's a bracelet. How does that work?
Speaker 2: It doesn't And I bought it? Oh you're in Oh
Speaker 2: my gosh, I'm so stupid.
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 4: Okay, so when did you buy this? When did you
Speaker 4: buy it?
Speaker 2: I'm waiting for it to arrive any day.
Speaker 5: And how much did you pay for this?
Speaker 2: I don't know?
Speaker 5: Let me copper exactly right.
Speaker 2: I mean, seriously, you have to you cannot, it's really good.
Speaker 2: You can. Well, the ad was ai, I'm sure you
Speaker 2: cannot be this still pid this really wasn't a nurse.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wait you just saw a nurse?
Speaker 4: Ad Yeah, I think you said your friend. No, yes,
Speaker 4: nurses are inventing so many bracelets that have medicinal and
Speaker 4: healing quality life.
Speaker 2: Does that as your side? Gig? Yeah? Godsh wait?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 2: Oh? What am I'm gonna call him? Now? How much
Speaker 2: did you spend on this?
Speaker 5: On this bracelet?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Wait? You know how much? I actually don't because at
Speaker 2: the very end before I checked out, they're like, and
Speaker 2: get a ring.
Speaker 4: Is it thirty dollars or is it two hundred?
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't two hundred, but it wasn't.
Speaker 5: More than thirty.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you if you just give me a second.
Speaker 4: I just I'm eager to see how stupid you really are.
Speaker 4: I mean, this is done with menopause.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so why would you buy something that because to
Speaker 6: help you through menopause?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: It just kind of how it's also with Wait.
Speaker 5: How would that work a bracelet? Just think about it.
Speaker 5: Since the name of it.
Speaker 4: I found it, you can't say the name. What's the name?
Speaker 2: I can't say the name?
Speaker 4: What is the name?
Speaker 2: I'm looking.
Speaker 5: What's the name of it?
Speaker 2: I don't know?
Speaker 5: How can you be looking at it right now. You
Speaker 5: said you found it. What did you find?
Speaker 2: Oh? Oh, she probably found a company name which is
Speaker 2: sometimes different.
Speaker 4: Oh man, this is brutal. Is this part of menopause?
Speaker 4: You just can't read? Put this bracelet around your neck.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 4: So she's Norah o'donnald is taking testosterone. And I thought
Speaker 4: maybe this would be something good for you. Due do
Speaker 4: you imagine her doing the news? Oh that wouldn't that
Speaker 4: happen if you're a woman used are taking testosterone?
Speaker 2: I thought a lot?
Speaker 5: Yeah, probably good a mustache?
Speaker 4: Oh, maybe play a little bit. And you have that
Speaker 4: that podcast over there? What does Nora o'donnald sound like?
Speaker 2: Hello, it's o Donald. I found it CBS News again.
Speaker 9: And so the genitals and the urinary track, if they
Speaker 9: do not hop hormones, they get dry, they get thin,
Speaker 9: they get.
Speaker 2: Right nor in the least water to be fully healthy,
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 9: So I constantly buzz want to say, like, hey, can
Speaker 9: you just make sure he's getting good medical advice because
Speaker 9: I just.
Speaker 10: Don't know Dolly Bartonville enough to give her that advice.
Speaker 10: But I do think this is not yet. But this
Speaker 10: is an important conversation to share because here is the
Speaker 10: expert on this, a urologist who has studied this.
Speaker 2: Look at she's wearing, raised this national emergency.
Speaker 9: But you have to understand that the rich are not
Speaker 9: getting good medical care.
Speaker 2: Wonder I've had enough of this?
Speaker 5: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Can I spent one hundred and fifteen dollars? That is
Speaker 2: it called call k A LM. I bought the bracelet.
Speaker 2: It was buy one, get one.
Speaker 4: What are you gonna do with the other one thirty
Speaker 4: seven dollars?
Speaker 2: I'm not done. Oh no, it's sixty four dollars. No,
Speaker 2: is there a subscription or something. It's a natural No,
Speaker 2: it's a natural menopause solution bracelet. You've got to be
Speaker 2: And then I bought the ring booster.
Speaker 4: The ring booster, what is that that like works in
Speaker 4: conjunction with the bracelet. Have the page here just so
Speaker 4: we can look at it.
Speaker 2: This and then the magnetic energy stand. You have got
Speaker 2: to be kidding. It's gonna help me. It doesn't do
Speaker 2: it's gonna help with me. It's not a smart bracelet. No, no,
Speaker 2: it's just gonna help.
Speaker 4: A smart bracelet. But it doesn't actually have any power
Speaker 4: or anything. It has acupuncture and magneto therapy, which means
Speaker 4: that they put a magnet in there.
Speaker 5: Oh look at it working. Yeah, magnets.
Speaker 4: All right, you spent how much?
Speaker 2: One hundred and fifteen dollars and eighty cents?
Speaker 4: You got two of them?
Speaker 5: Though, well, well get one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I have a silver one because I have
Speaker 2: silver bracelets, and then a gold one in case I
Speaker 2: feel a little gold. Okay, right, extra money for us,
Speaker 2: So I just had a ring.
Speaker 4: Okay, so wease. So then we go to a part.
Speaker 4: That's when they start upselling us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got I'm a sucker. There's oh yeah, you
Speaker 2: can get that twenty four ninety should be up there.
Speaker 5: It is one size.
Speaker 2: And then before you check out, got one more? Sell
Speaker 2: you on one more thing?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 2: Cool? Good bord of that? Oh? Oh you said that
Speaker 2: you sold me on a magnetic.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, well you point that out.
Speaker 2: It was the radio station magnetic energy stand.
Speaker 5: That was a magnetic energy stand. So what is that exactly?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: You put your you put your bracelet on there, or
Speaker 5: you stand on the magnetic way.
Speaker 2: You think I put my jewelry on it to charge
Speaker 2: it up.
Speaker 5: No, there's no charge. There's no power in these things.
Speaker 5: It's just a piece of metal, you idiot.
Speaker 2: What's the magnetic energy stand?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 5: See this is not like here or a ring that
Speaker 5: that charge is up right? Like this is this is
Speaker 5: just there's nothing to this.
Speaker 2: What does the stand to? No? I love the ring
Speaker 2: in fact, I or do you know you haven't bought
Speaker 2: that ring? Yeah? I just called them and I'm like, hey,
Speaker 2: my ring is not updating, and I'm getting a little
Speaker 2: anxiety because I need to know. Every day I have
Speaker 2: to check to see where I'm at. And when it
Speaker 2: wasn't updating, They're like, we'll just send you another one.
Speaker 2: Like are you sure you want me to send this
Speaker 2: one back to Like, we'll just send you another one,
Speaker 2: So send me another one.
Speaker 4: You know, when when a company does that, that means
Speaker 4: they're really overcharging for for their stuff. If they go,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, we'll give you, we'll give you this, well,
Speaker 4: don't ask any more questions to take another piece of crap.
Speaker 2: No cure did that to me? Oh yeah, yeah they do.
Speaker 2: They sing you a whole new machine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, it's nice. How much is it? How
Speaker 5: much does one of those machines cost? So for expensive?
Speaker 2: Yea, that's if that's a good machine. You know.
Speaker 4: That's how much their margins are that they can afford
Speaker 4: to send you a whole new one just out of
Speaker 4: the blue.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm exciting.
Speaker 4: Magnetic therapy band let me see Calm has emerged as
Speaker 4: the leading well this is there from their own website
Speaker 4: has emerged as the leading magnetic therapy brand, embraced by
Speaker 4: thousands seeking natural, drug free relief and holistic wellness.
Speaker 2: Oh man, it's gonna help me sleep, It's gonna help
Speaker 2: with my it's how man my hormones.
Speaker 4: I need a product like this. I need something that
Speaker 4: like a woman like Dougie, you could just see and go,
Speaker 4: I need that. I need to buy that some piece
Speaker 4: of useless exercise equipment. How many times has she been
Speaker 4: duped by that? Twice? Two to three times a year?
Speaker 2: Idea, I just gonna say twice, like a year a year.
Speaker 4: Okay, She'll buy something and she'll be like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: this is so great.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 4: And she because she has to say that, because I
Speaker 4: think deep down inside she knows how stupid she's being. No,
Speaker 4: but she has to come in here and pretend like
Speaker 4: she's really into it, Like that mirror. Do you remember
Speaker 4: the mirror that she bought. Oh that's out hold her, Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 4: So she bought this mirror that what was this thing
Speaker 4: called mirror Lululemon mirror.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had to cancel the subscription because we never
Speaker 2: did it. Now it's just like a really pretty mirror
Speaker 2: in my living room. Like, oh, this is how much
Speaker 2: it was the subscription that you were packing. I don't
Speaker 2: remember what I told you, guys. Oh man, I canceled
Speaker 2: that a while ago.
Speaker 5: Oh anyway, so.
Speaker 4: The real Stacey says, my supervisor just bought an arthritis
Speaker 4: bracelet in Las Vegas for about the same price. Okay,
Speaker 4: so you're working for a moron Stacy anyway, So all right,
Speaker 4: well good luck to you. Do is you know you're
Speaker 4: should we put that in conjunction with your with your testosterone?
Speaker 4: Do you want me to get some testosterone for you?
Speaker 4: Or I was thinking maybe I had a even better idea.
Speaker 4: What's that because you're sexually you're a libido doesn't exist?
Speaker 5: I mean, it's it's I.
Speaker 2: Think you know that. I think when you don't date
Speaker 2: someone or don't have feelings for someone for a while,
Speaker 2: then you don't when.
Speaker 5: You're still hung up on your ex boyfriend.
Speaker 2: I am not the case, but I don't really think
Speaker 2: about about sex.
Speaker 5: Is that just the difference between men and women?
Speaker 4: Like, how often, in all honesty, Charlie, how often would
Speaker 4: you say that you think about set a couple of
Speaker 4: times an hour.
Speaker 2: The time? I mean, it's really gesuz all the time.
Speaker 4: And it's it doesn't have to be like you're It
Speaker 4: could be a fleeting thought, or you see a hot
Speaker 4: chick or whatever the case may be, you see a
Speaker 4: check out TV, whatever, So you're not dwelling on it.
Speaker 4: But I mean, at least are thinking about it. You
Speaker 4: don't think about it at all. No, So what I
Speaker 4: had another idea. I was rating up that the effects
Speaker 4: of viagra on a woman, that there could be some
Speaker 4: It might make a woman increase the blood flow and
Speaker 4: get you tingly and horny down there.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. You, I am not the person that's
Speaker 2: going to sleep with somebody.
Speaker 5: You take one of Jeffreys. I'm going to have Jeffrey
Speaker 5: bring in in viagra.
Speaker 2: You take it. I'm not taking it.
Speaker 4: Oh you guys take it together.
Speaker 2: That's offer that I think all we all three said,
Speaker 2: let's go together. Oh man, he won't do it, So
Speaker 2: whatever but I am not going to find a guy
Speaker 2: in sleep with them. That's not me, never has been.
Speaker 2: I've never had a one night stand. If I meet
Speaker 2: someone and it's supposed to work, that's the kind of
Speaker 2: person I am. That's great, then I'll take it. But
Speaker 2: I'm not going to take it just so that you
Speaker 2: think I can go screw some guy.
Speaker 4: Did you have a one night stand or try to
Speaker 4: when the guy had snorted cocaine and co get it up? No?
Speaker 2: He No, this was in la I was very naive,
Speaker 2: but yeah, he was a guy in coke and we
Speaker 2: tried to but it didn't work. Oh, like, what's wrong?
Speaker 2: And then I was like, oh, then I found out after.
Speaker 5: But it wasn't that going to be a one night stand?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I know it was. We were hanging out, yeah,
Speaker 2: and there was a definite connection with him and I
Speaker 2: still he must have been.
Speaker 5: So goddamn high to give this a shot.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 2: We every time we were together, we were always like
Speaker 2: very into one another. So I'm like, well, let's let's
Speaker 2: go out.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, So I'm going to have Jeffrey bring
Speaker 4: in some By the way, if you're wondering where Jeffrey
Speaker 4: is today. I have to be honest with you. It
Speaker 4: got to the point yesterday I was sitting here doing
Speaker 4: the show, and in the middle of the show, I said,
Speaker 4: you know, Jeffery is bringing me down, Like I can't
Speaker 4: have somebody in here that's bringing me down. He's bringing
Speaker 4: me down. He's bumming me out. He's a bump on
Speaker 4: a log back there. So I said, maybe maybe he
Speaker 4: needs to maybe maybe we dial back on the JLR
Speaker 4: and get him back to his Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
Speaker 5: Maybe he'll be a little bit more.
Speaker 4: It's you know, it's something that's a last ditch attempt
Speaker 4: I suppose to get the guy engaged. I mean, you
Speaker 4: know how his attitude has been recently. I think he's
Speaker 4: I think he's getting browbeat by people at his house.
Speaker 4: I think he's getting you know, usually typically bad advice
Speaker 4: from the idiots that he meets and hangs out with
Speaker 4: on Facebook or whatever that are, you know, somehow become
Speaker 4: his friends. They slide into his DMS and then and
Speaker 4: then he takes life advice from these people. And so
Speaker 4: I don't I don't know what's going on with the guy,
Speaker 4: but he's just kind of he was bumming me out.
Speaker 4: You ask he talked about I mean he basically has
Speaker 4: been boiled out the one word yikes, okay, or or
Speaker 4: no matter what it is, you can be talking about testosterone.
Speaker 2: There, he's here, he's time for him.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's really he contributes more having a soundified panel. Yikes.
Speaker 4: And no matter what it is that you're talking about,
Speaker 4: somehow it can be turned into a discussion on politics
Speaker 4: and how the crazy Republicans are doing. This is saying
Speaker 4: there's offering testosterone replacement to all the soldiers.
Speaker 5: Yes they are, Yeah, seduci. Maybe you have to enroll
Speaker 5: in the military.
Speaker 4: You can get your testosterone replacement, okay, and serve our
Speaker 4: country and probably maybe meet a guide once you're in
Speaker 4: the military. Think of all the horny as dudes.
Speaker 2: They've got to be Oh man, somebody would totally want
Speaker 2: me if you were a chick, you.
Speaker 4: Going to the military because you're just surrounded by dudes
Speaker 4: that are I'm sure there are way more guys than
Speaker 4: there are chicks.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm not surrounded by guys where I work, which sucks.
Speaker 5: Well, but no single guys. All of us are taken.
Speaker 5: You can't get us.
Speaker 4: You need to be surrounded by You need to join
Speaker 4: the military, get out, hopefully be deployed.
Speaker 5: For an extended deployment.
Speaker 2: What are you saying? You want me to go to
Speaker 2: Monday Wednesdays.
Speaker 5: Hot, hot war zone, maybe never come back.
Speaker 4: But no, you need you need an employment with a
Speaker 4: bunch of guys that are just out there away from chicks.
Speaker 4: They're just horny, all out there just looking at other
Speaker 4: sweaty guys, and then any chick that comes into the
Speaker 4: field of view, they're like, Oh, she's so gorgeous.
Speaker 5: This would be perfect for you.
Speaker 2: Doc. Yeah, with my bracelet, my new hormone bracelet, I'll
Speaker 2: be I'll have good night's sleep. I'm so excited.
Speaker 4: I cannot believe if you can never ever ever tell
Speaker 4: me again that you don't have money, right, because that
Speaker 4: was a waste of money.
Speaker 2: I never agree with you. I know it was waste
Speaker 2: of money. Why'd you do it?
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Isn't this strange that you hate your mother?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't. I hate how she makes me
Speaker 2: feel and how she's awful to me.
Speaker 5: And you complain about your mother, but yet you are
Speaker 5: just like her.
Speaker 4: She was buying all that stuff off QVC just just
Speaker 4: just willy nilly buying everything off QVC. You have to
Speaker 4: turn off her credit cards because you are going to
Speaker 4: do exactly the same thing.
Speaker 2: I think that when you're not very self aware, I
Speaker 2: think that you're comparing. I am aware. I know that
Speaker 2: it's stupid my mom with her mental state, and I
Speaker 2: think you'll find that it's common elderly people.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they start getting to buy and stuff, they
Speaker 4: get duped into scams and all this.
Speaker 5: But you're going to do don't you think she's gonna
Speaker 5: do that.
Speaker 2: She's already doing it exactly, is already happening.
Speaker 5: Stage of doing this.
Speaker 4: Then eventually you're gonna you're not gonna be working anymore.
Speaker 4: You're you're just gonna have the TV on and you're
Speaker 4: gonna buy everything that comes on that TV.
Speaker 2: It's rich coming from you, the guy that buys all
Speaker 2: kinds of stuff. I buy him.
Speaker 4: Hello, pretty dumb things about a Star Trek thing. You
Speaker 4: haven't opened that that comes to the top of my
Speaker 4: ex's retirement money right there, But you haven't opened it.
Speaker 4: That's the thing.
Speaker 5: So well, I know, because once I do open it
Speaker 5: and it's.
Speaker 4: Broken, you're gonna they're gonna go You're gonna call them
Speaker 4: and go, hey, the thing he mailed me is broken.
Speaker 4: They're like, yeah, we shipped that to you three years ago.
Speaker 4: I don't know that you didn't just break it now.
Speaker 4: That's he bought those auto lacing shoes. That was one
Speaker 4: of the biggest ways money. I haven't just seen anybody ever.
Speaker 4: It was only for handicapped people. Oh my god, No,
Speaker 4: that wasn't for handicaps people like the cerebral palsy. Yes,
Speaker 4: oh no, that was That was the Nike something with
Speaker 4: the How much were those the future back to the
Speaker 4: future stuff?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know how much those things were.
Speaker 4: They were They were probably expensive, might be worse something
Speaker 4: these days.
Speaker 5: Though, What are those what were those things called?
Speaker 2: They weren't the real ones, but no, but.
Speaker 5: They were the first ones.
Speaker 2: Uh, you throw them away already.
Speaker 5: What were those what were those called? I can't remember.
Speaker 2: No, I have them. I have them still.
Speaker 4: I even have the box, the original box. I did
Speaker 4: wear them once though, I know that at Oh you
Speaker 4: could still sell them. Get some alcohol pads. I'll wipe
Speaker 4: those suckers down. They'll look brand new.
Speaker 2: This weekend is all about selling stuff. To put all
Speaker 2: my stuff for sale, just to recoup that money. Where
Speaker 2: I do. I sell stupid stuff on Posh Park. So
Speaker 2: but I have to go through and sell all my stuff.
Speaker 2: And it's a pain in the ass. How much do
Speaker 2: you have that you want to sell? Too much? Too much?
Speaker 4: And my wife is getting very angry at me because
Speaker 4: I started to do it. I didn't post one thing
Speaker 4: actually because it's such a pain in the ass. I
Speaker 4: took some pictures and I took some notes and stuff
Speaker 4: like that. But uh, and now it's it's you know,
Speaker 4: she's very angry that I haven't followed through with what
Speaker 4: I promised I was going to do and clear out
Speaker 4: that basement.
Speaker 5: I got to take a break. We will get to
Speaker 5: the shizzy in just a moment. Right after this.
Speaker 2: Hang on