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Speaker 1: The reason why I bring up catching cheaters and what

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Speaker 1: they happened at seven thirties now Tuesdays and Thursdays is uh,

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Speaker 1: at seven thirty today, I'm going to do a love off,

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Speaker 1: the exact opposite of War of the Roses, a love

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Speaker 1: off at seven thirty. Okay, I'll explain that this is

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Speaker 1: a simple question. Be a co host on The Joe

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Speaker 1: Show calling in ninety three three fl Z right now,

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Speaker 1: eight hundred and four O on the ninety three ninety

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Speaker 1: three and answer this question for me. How many holes

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Speaker 1: you got in your undies? Who's got the most holes

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Speaker 1: in their undies?

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Speaker 2: You shouldn't have any holes in your undies?

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Speaker 1: Hey, you watch them mouth ninety three went to the

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Speaker 1: bathroom yesterday. And I don't know about you guys, but

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Speaker 1: when I go to the bathroom, I pull my pants

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Speaker 1: down when I go to the bathroom. You can see

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Speaker 1: my what no continue, I'm listening and I'm texting my

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Speaker 1: fiance because I don't know about you guys by going

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Speaker 1: my phone when I'm going to the bathroom. Who doesn't

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Speaker 1: I look down when I'm looking at my phone, and

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Speaker 1: I notice in my favorite undies three holes.

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Speaker 2: Three right, three is wild? Agreed.

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Speaker 1: I texted my fiance. I was very sad. I only

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Speaker 1: wear one type of underwear. They're Lululemon.

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Speaker 3: You wear that same parent scene. You only wear one

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Speaker 3: pair of underwears.

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Speaker 1: I have six pairs of them. Oh, and I went

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Speaker 1: home and I checked all of them, and I got

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Speaker 1: two things to say. I got at least two holes

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Speaker 1: in every person. You need morendies and Lululemon discontinued that underwear.

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Speaker 1: Oh Wam's right, ohs right? Some of the market for

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Speaker 1: new underwear. I like to wear the workout compression short underwear,

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Speaker 1: and I'm very sad that I don't have that anymore.

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Speaker 1: So I'm thinking about trying Nike. Might I might go

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Speaker 1: buy some Nike. I don't know. I got to see

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Speaker 1: eight hundred and four ninety three ninety three, Who's got

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Speaker 1: holes in their underwear. You ladies don't have any holes.

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Speaker 4: If I get one little hole around the top, I'm

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Speaker 4: thrown away. Yeah, underwear, way one that on yesterday I

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Speaker 4: threw in the garbage. I'm like, okay, there's a little

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Speaker 4: hole there. Let's toss that, or I keep them because

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Speaker 4: they're gonna be uh, period panties. They're gonna I'm sorry

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Speaker 4: what you just blew his mind? They're gonna be period panties.

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Speaker 4: Panties that I only wear when I'm on my cycle

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Speaker 4: because I don't care if like a staying gets on them.

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Speaker 1: I gotta investigate when I get home with those exist

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Speaker 1: in my place. They do so what everyone is? Everyone

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Speaker 1: Katie has period pants.

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Speaker 2: Every person, every woman who meant storids has period.

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Speaker 1: And are they old panties?

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Speaker 2: Not necessarily? Sometimes they're dark.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna ask why to get a.

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Speaker 2: Little bloody around the time A lot.

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Speaker 1: You don't have any holes in your underwear.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes you throw them away even if they don't have holes,

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Speaker 2: you know, if they get like just.

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Speaker 1: Old, Yeah, Samantha, you're about to tell me that Lulu

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Speaker 1: Lemon will patch up my underwear.

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Speaker 5: They do. They have a program that if you have

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Speaker 5: the purchase under your account.

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Speaker 6: You could bring it in and they'll either give you

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Speaker 6: a new one, or they'll send it in to get

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Speaker 6: those holes fixed.

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Speaker 1: Hey, they're gonna have to send it in. They don't.

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Speaker 1: They don't sell that underwear anymore. They're gonna have to

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Speaker 1: send it in.

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Speaker 3: Use underwear, so gross the best underwear.

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Speaker 7: She would most likely give you a new because you know,

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Speaker 7: now that I'm thinking about, I'm not.

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Speaker 6: Sure they're gonna want to touch you.

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Speaker 4: I'd wash it before I give it to them, I know,

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Speaker 4: but still it's just a thought more than once, more

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Speaker 1: And it's you know what stinks about underwear too, Like

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Speaker 1: maybe Lululemon's got a good substitute. I wouldn't know because

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna buy the You can't return underwear, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: no at all, And I'm not. If I'm gonna try on,

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Speaker 1: you can't try it. One time I tried that. I like,

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Speaker 1: I try these on, they go, sir, you cannot do that.

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Speaker 3: That's one thing you just got annoy your size.

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Speaker 4: I'll probably give you another one.

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Speaker 8: They'll probably just give you that walking with you.

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Speaker 3: Don't even put it in a bag, just hand it

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Speaker 3: to them my hair.

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Speaker 2: If you're really attached to those, do you know how

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Speaker 2: to sew? You could patch them?

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Speaker 1: Do I look like so easy?

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Speaker 2: The university on YouTube you can teach you everything.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Samantha. Do you have a sewing machine?

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Speaker 7: Uh?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm a couple sewing kits.

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Speaker 1: I might have to come over sew my drawers.

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Speaker 9: Hey Heather, Hey, so uh you guys?

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Speaker 6: Help me realize that I have probably the holiest crappiest

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Speaker 6: underwear for probably the eight last eight ten years. But

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Speaker 6: my family, my kids, my husband, everything theirs is brand new.

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Speaker 1: Why is that?

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Speaker 3: Take by yourself?

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Speaker 8: Mama?

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Speaker 6: You know what I'm supposed to taking care of myself,

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Speaker 6: I mean everybody else, excuse me. I don't take care

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Speaker 6: of myself. So thank you guys. Yeah, thank you for

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Speaker 6: bringing up this topic.

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Speaker 3: Listen this weekend, go and buy yourself some painties.

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Speaker 2: Treat yourself.

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Speaker 6: I am going to Lane Bryant.

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Speaker 1: Yes, hey, Heather, I'm just taking a look at things

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Speaker 1: that I've got right now, you don't take care of yourself.

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Speaker 1: What if I gave you VIP pool party tickets at

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Speaker 1: the hard Rock You don't even have to go to

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Speaker 1: the pool party and excuse to at least go to

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Speaker 1: the casino and hang out. Maybe take your husband on

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Speaker 1: a date, or maybe take one of your girlfriends, since

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Speaker 1: he very clearly is taking care of my you.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, that would be amazing.

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Speaker 9: Thank you, Heather, I love you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for being such a great mom and a

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Speaker 1: wife and a person, and thank you for listening. And

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Speaker 1: I'll put you on hold. We'll give you those tickets.

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Speaker 9: Okay, Oh my god, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I got it. Yeah, people party tickets for Heather. If

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Speaker 1: that's all right? Thank you?

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Speaker 9: Uh an excuse to at.

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Speaker 6: Least you speaker off in the radio down Pierre, Pierre.

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Speaker 1: Here? Hello, what a big dog, yo, Pierre.

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Speaker 9: Joe, Joe?

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Speaker 7: Maybe you're a need to buy you some new desire

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Speaker 7: designer underweares you know what?

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Speaker 1: You're right?

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Speaker 2: Does she have to do it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Because he got her ring. Because I want to be.

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Speaker 7: She takes she takes care of him, and yeah, just

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Speaker 7: is you for work?

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Speaker 3: You know he's a he's a grown man. He can't

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Speaker 3: go buys on underwear.

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Speaker 1: No, he did. He did her favorite very expensive ring.

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Speaker 1: The least you can douce bypack of underwear. Thank you, Jed.

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Speaker 1: What about you're saying, Pierre sounds good.

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Speaker 7: Have a great day.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I gotta get to work at the DMV.

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Speaker 7: You got to get to work. You work at the

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Speaker 7: d m V at the text collector. Yeah, on over

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Speaker 7: and visit. Yeah, which location and then you can get

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Speaker 7: your h personalized license plate?

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Speaker 1: Which location? Do you work at?

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Speaker 7: A downtown tempo?

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Speaker 1: That's a good one too. You got a busy one, damn,

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Speaker 1: yeah you do, Pierre? Yeah, all right, you know, Pierre,

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Speaker 1: have a great day. Yes, yes, Cody. You actually prefer

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Speaker 1: to have holes in your underwear?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Why why not? Those are the most comfy underwear

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Speaker 5: you're going to get.

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Speaker 4: I beg to differ because the bigger the hole, I mean,

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Speaker 4: your butt is going to be on the blue Dan

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Speaker 4: can I can?

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Speaker 1: I really break down?

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Speaker 5: And I guess it depends on where the holes are.

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Speaker 5: You know, you know you don't you don't want the

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Speaker 5: hole in the wrong place, all right?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so the holes are near like my butt crack,

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Speaker 1: which makes me think it's just like scratching it from right.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean like are you are you at home

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Speaker 5: and you're underwear by yourself or you got you know,

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Speaker 5: you're not You're not a home underwear with people around,

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Speaker 5: so Cody, you know, if there's a couple of holes

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Speaker 5: and I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: The moment I get home, the underwear is gone, the

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Speaker 1: basketball shorts are on underwear and hook. Yeah, it's like

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Speaker 1: a woman with a brie. Throw that thing right right off. Cody.

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Speaker 1: You know you're the best. I'll talk to you later,

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Speaker 1: you man.

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Speaker 5: I appreciate it, all right.

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Speaker 1: No one said I love you back today so far,

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Speaker 1: by the way I'm keeping I'm keeping score on that.

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Speaker 1: It's seven five and still no one said I love

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Speaker 4: Love you, Joe, man, you gotta hear somebody else, honestly,

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Speaker 4: always say it.

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Speaker 1: Not everyone does.

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Speaker 3: It's different when somebody else says that that you don't

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Speaker 3: really know it does?

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Speaker 1: It does. Here's here's someone that I've never talked to before.

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Speaker 1: This is a completely random stranger, Jonathan. Hi, my man,

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Speaker 1: on the first time.

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Speaker 9: I ain't never called it before.

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Speaker 1: Yep, thank you. This is the first time to call her.

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Speaker 1: Tell you the.

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Speaker 9: Perfect Can I get them?

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Speaker 8: Yes, my man, and your homegirls and your homegirls and there,

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Speaker 8: my man.

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Speaker 10: How you doing today? Hey, Joe, look at the phone,

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Speaker 10: look at that look at that link. I said, it's

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Speaker 10: a perfect opportunity to upgrade to those, Fundie, man, those

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Speaker 10: are the best. They got the ball hammocks, bro and

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Speaker 10: remember because like that.

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Speaker 1: What now the ball hammock? What is that? So like

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Speaker 1: sex underwork, Katie? I use them. They have like a

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Speaker 1: little pouch for your twigging berries so they don't get

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Speaker 1: hot and sweating.

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Speaker 10: All that best no shape, no, no, no, none of

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Speaker 10: the sticky thighs syndrome.

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Speaker 9: The best.

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Speaker 10: And it gives a crazy man bulge, even if you

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Speaker 10: know it's not too much for the radio.

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Speaker 9: Because it's going to put it down.

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Speaker 1: I love to have a bulge for my whole life.

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Speaker 10: Man.

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Speaker 8: You know it's crazy.

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Speaker 9: Man, you made me self conscious that you know, I

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Speaker 9: was at the gas.

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Speaker 10: I was like, let me just look at it, and

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Speaker 10: I actually have a hole, but it's on the side

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Speaker 10: where the where the lasting is at and I just

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Speaker 10: like I didn't even notice it till you such we.

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Speaker 1: Got to figure it out. Also for never calling into

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Speaker 1: the show and me not knowing you it's crazy. With

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