1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,680 Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:07,040 Speaker 1: Fair and Faarah, Tampa Accident Attorneys wrote down on our 3 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:09,320 Speaker 1: sheet that says, like what we're going to talk about 4 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:12,160 Speaker 1: for the show? I wrote the lasagna debacle. I guess 5 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,760 Speaker 1: I spelt both words wrong, but let's talk about this 6 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:17,920 Speaker 1: lasagna debacle. I need to know an eight hundred four 7 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:20,880 Speaker 1: nine ninety three. I want to know what I should 8 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 1: do with this. When it comes to my fiance's birthday, 9 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,920 Speaker 1: there's one place she likes to go, and that is Olivia. 10 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:30,680 Speaker 1: They've got two locations, one in Tampa, one in Saint Pete. 11 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,360 Speaker 1: It's a really good restaurant. It's like her favorite restaurant. 12 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,920 Speaker 1: So every year we will go. 13 00:00:35,479 --> 00:00:39,959 Speaker 2: There, and I love it. 14 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:44,280 Speaker 1: The service is awesome, it's it's really it's an awesome place. 15 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:47,040 Speaker 1: But I think, and I hate to go on the 16 00:00:47,159 --> 00:00:50,240 Speaker 1: radio and I hate to talk down on a business, 17 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:51,879 Speaker 1: but I must. 18 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,760 Speaker 2: I'm beefing with this restaurant. 19 00:00:54,920 --> 00:01:00,600 Speaker 1: Why because they've got this lasagna that is a special 20 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:05,200 Speaker 1: on their menu. Every time I've sat there and listened 21 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:09,600 Speaker 1: through the specials, they say the same thing. They say, 22 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:16,200 Speaker 1: this lasagna is so big. We've only seen two people 23 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:19,399 Speaker 1: finish it. We've only seen three people finish it. They 24 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:26,120 Speaker 1: always say that. So last night I'm at dinner with 25 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:33,039 Speaker 1: Alyssa and her beautiful mother and her amazing brothers. Everyone's 26 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:35,360 Speaker 1: in a good mood. How could you know? It's my fiance. 27 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:40,880 Speaker 1: We celebrate my fiance. And the woman goes through her 28 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:44,080 Speaker 1: little spiel and her mother orders the lasagna. And I 29 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:46,640 Speaker 1: looked at her and I said, hey, just so you're aware, 30 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:47,800 Speaker 1: it's not that big. 31 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:48,000 Speaker 2: Now. 32 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,559 Speaker 1: Why did I say all that because I was once 33 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:57,640 Speaker 1: victim of l lasagna debacle. I ordered the lasagna and 34 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:01,120 Speaker 1: guess what, I finished it. Okay, it was one of 35 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 1: the easiest things I've ever It was delicious. I finished 36 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:08,520 Speaker 1: the whole thing. The waiter never said anything to me. 37 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:17,760 Speaker 1: He never congratulated me. He never ever met said hey listen, wow, yeah, yeah, 38 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:24,079 Speaker 1: No one said anything. Okay, she gets the lasagna. Everyone's like, whoa, 39 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:27,079 Speaker 1: that's so big, and the waitress looks at her and goes, yeah, 40 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:29,720 Speaker 1: only six people have finished it, so their number has 41 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:34,320 Speaker 1: gone up. But they never congratulated me. I didn't get 42 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,960 Speaker 1: a T shirt. They didn't even sing me like happy Birthday. 43 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,200 Speaker 1: They didn't give me a dessert, nothing. The waiter, and 44 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:43,840 Speaker 1: I saw that waiter. I saw that waiter like five 45 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:46,240 Speaker 1: minutes later, wasn't our waiter. I wanted to say something. 46 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,960 Speaker 1: All I wanted to do is ask why why didn't 47 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,720 Speaker 1: you make a big deal when I finished the last. 48 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:54,280 Speaker 3: Because you made it a big deal when you brought 49 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,880 Speaker 3: it up to the table like no one's ever vanished it. 50 00:02:56,880 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 1: It's to the point now I want to like ale up, 51 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:02,119 Speaker 1: Who's Who's a big eater? 52 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:04,800 Speaker 2: Who never has leftover? Because I don't have leftovers? I think? 53 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:06,639 Speaker 2: Did we talk about leftovers? 54 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:10,640 Speaker 1: We did see amazing We talked about having leftovers and 55 00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:12,520 Speaker 1: how I never have leftover because I always finished what's 56 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,080 Speaker 1: on my plate. Jed does the same thing. Jed, you 57 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:16,600 Speaker 1: and I could eat three of those. 58 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:17,960 Speaker 2: It's slight work. 59 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:24,000 Speaker 1: I want to like wrangle together any man or woman 60 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:27,359 Speaker 1: who eats a lot, who can easily finish meals like this, 61 00:03:27,639 --> 00:03:32,520 Speaker 1: And I want to just seven will take seven lasagnas. Oh, 62 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:36,960 Speaker 1: they'll do their spiel and we'll double the numbers. I know, 63 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:40,640 Speaker 1: for that would be such a you know. 64 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,400 Speaker 4: I'm saying, you go back to see what the number is. 65 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:43,840 Speaker 4: You they're actually counting them right it. 66 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:47,560 Speaker 1: And it shouldn't bother me, and I need I need 67 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,720 Speaker 1: to just like be happy because I'm at a great 68 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:53,960 Speaker 1: restaurant and with great people. I enjoyed my meal, I 69 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,920 Speaker 1: didn't enjoy I didn't enjoy my head, didn't enjoy the 70 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:57,760 Speaker 1: whole experience. 71 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 2: I was just so frustrated. 72 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,120 Speaker 4: Yeah, because that's all you're thinking about. 73 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:05,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, all they had to do was say congratulations once or. 74 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:08,040 Speaker 4: Bring out I don't know, party favors, like hey, put 75 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,760 Speaker 4: your picture on the wad. Yeah, I was like a 76 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:11,400 Speaker 4: polaroid T shirt. 77 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:13,200 Speaker 3: A T shirt would have been nice, A T shirt 78 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,920 Speaker 3: a dessert, but not acknowledging me at all. 79 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:17,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, it would be a mofat. 80 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,560 Speaker 1: I finished the biggest order of lasagna and all I 81 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:22,560 Speaker 1: got was this T shirt. Yeah, realistically, how much does 82 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:23,880 Speaker 1: it take to print a thousand of them? 83 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,839 Speaker 2: Like two dollars a shirt? 84 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,120 Speaker 4: If I go with you to this restaurant, I'm dying 85 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:29,760 Speaker 4: the servers there. I'm gonna say something for you. 86 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:34,520 Speaker 1: Single colored T shirt, white black printing, that's nothing. I'm 87 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 1: just asking for something. 88 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:37,920 Speaker 3: So now, what happens if they're listening to this and 89 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:39,840 Speaker 3: the next time you go, someone finishes it and they 90 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:41,440 Speaker 3: get a T shirt and they're like, oh, like. 91 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:43,720 Speaker 4: We heard some guy on the radio. Where are you 92 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:48,120 Speaker 4: gonna do that? I'm just saying, you guys freak with 93 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:48,880 Speaker 4: this place a lot. 94 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,360 Speaker 3: So there's a potential they could be listening and they're 95 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,400 Speaker 3: taking your ideas. 96 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:57,120 Speaker 1: I think you've known me since I was nineteen. You 97 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:06,160 Speaker 1: obviously know I don't ever overreact. I'm not, you know, dramatic. Yeah, 98 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,520 Speaker 1: so this is a rare thing of me saying I'm 99 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:12,400 Speaker 1: gonna drink bleach if they do, yes, the next time 100 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,480 Speaker 1: I go in there, I'll be drinking their products. 101 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:24,880 Speaker 2: They need to give me the credit. Hey Maddie, Hey, hey, hey, can. 102 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:26,280 Speaker 1: You do you have the power to eat a lot 103 00:05:26,279 --> 00:05:28,679 Speaker 1: of food? Because I'm trying to put together a team 104 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:30,760 Speaker 1: to go to this restaurant and we're all going to 105 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:31,520 Speaker 1: finish the design. 106 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:35,000 Speaker 2: I'll go in there today. They're gonna have to go today. 107 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:39,560 Speaker 2: I can go to town with any type of Italian food. 108 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,440 Speaker 4: I think you should go in actually with a. 109 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,080 Speaker 5: Shirt maid saying you already. 110 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:52,040 Speaker 4: I love that. If they're aware, no one acknowledged me. Yes, 111 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:52,960 Speaker 4: it's me, Joe. 112 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:58,000 Speaker 5: I want to finish the Lasagnia. 113 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,719 Speaker 6: Or Joe on the T shirt. You can I finished 114 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 6: the lasagna and then keep a running tally on it. 115 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,560 Speaker 6: So then you finished it twice? Well, did you did 116 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:06,320 Speaker 6: have it yesterday? 117 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:09,640 Speaker 2: Like it's always sunny with the weight box on the plane. 118 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:13,040 Speaker 6: Maybe I missed it, but did you act? 119 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,400 Speaker 2: Did you? So you've had it twice? Now? 120 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,400 Speaker 1: No, I only got it once. I'm not kidding it again. 121 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,120 Speaker 1: They didn't make a big deal when I ate it. 122 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,520 Speaker 1: It was delicious too, But I can't order it out him. 123 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:25,479 Speaker 1: Yeah all right, not out of Spike. It's just like 124 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:29,480 Speaker 1: I'm fighting for what's right, man. That's it. 125 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:32,680 Speaker 3: Actually, I want you to go again, order it and 126 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:35,760 Speaker 3: then Texas when you finished, and then jag Katie myself 127 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:44,599 Speaker 3: will come in and will acknowledge you even better. 128 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:47,000 Speaker 1: You guys are already in the restaurant. You three ordered the 129 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:49,839 Speaker 1: lasagnyet another thing. You eat like two bites of it. 130 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:52,000 Speaker 1: You go, how did he do that? That was amazing? 131 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:54,080 Speaker 2: Or what we do, Joe is we go to one 132 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:55,880 Speaker 2: of those trophy places. 133 00:06:55,600 --> 00:07:00,159 Speaker 6: And make a plaque that says people to finish the 134 00:07:00,279 --> 00:07:03,480 Speaker 6: lasagna special in quest and then your name, and then 135 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,880 Speaker 6: we gotta do it twice because you'd be like, okay, 136 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,400 Speaker 6: I askeered it for the second time because ye two 137 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:09,039 Speaker 6: time champion. 138 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:10,520 Speaker 2: Beautiful. 139 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:13,160 Speaker 1: Well, thank you Maddie one more time, if you just 140 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,960 Speaker 1: turn it on your radio. My fiance goes to one 141 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,960 Speaker 1: place for her and this isn't an ad I swear 142 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:18,880 Speaker 1: to God it's not an ad. 143 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:19,440 Speaker 2: Uh. 144 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:23,600 Speaker 1: There's a really good Italian restaurant called Olivia. We go 145 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:25,240 Speaker 1: there for a birthday every year. They have this like 146 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:28,200 Speaker 1: special it's a lasagna. They say the same spiel every 147 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:28,720 Speaker 1: time they go. 148 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:30,800 Speaker 2: Listen. No one's ever finished it, or two people have 149 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:31,360 Speaker 2: finished it. 150 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,280 Speaker 1: I finished it. No one made a big deal about it. 151 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:38,400 Speaker 1: No one yet. When I went there the last time, 152 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:42,800 Speaker 1: this is like six months ago, they gave the spiel. 153 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:45,440 Speaker 1: It was two people. I finished the whole thing. No 154 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:48,400 Speaker 1: one says word to me. Okay, no one says a 155 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:52,040 Speaker 1: damn thing. I just went yesterday. They said six people 156 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:54,040 Speaker 1: finished it, so they know I finished it. I do 157 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:58,400 Speaker 1: congratulate me and my successes. Nine seven seven twos. Here 158 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:00,160 Speaker 1: I want you to text and if you can eat 159 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,880 Speaker 1: the whole thing, if you can finish it, for example, 160 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:03,840 Speaker 1: will can finish it? 161 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:08,160 Speaker 2: Will you can finish the lasagna? Yes, congratulations you are. 162 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:10,200 Speaker 1: And I'm being dead serious about I'll put you on hold, 163 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:13,320 Speaker 1: we'll get your information. You'll be coming to uh Olivia 164 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,600 Speaker 1: with me. We're gonna put together a full table of 165 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:19,600 Speaker 1: people who can eat the lasagna. All right, they're gonna 166 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:22,000 Speaker 1: be will I'll talk to you later. What what do 167 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:24,280 Speaker 1: you mean? They're gonna say, what the hell so crazy? 168 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:26,320 Speaker 1: What whole table eat Lazia? 169 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:29,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're gonna hey, hold on, watch this. 170 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:32,280 Speaker 1: I got Jason too, and Jat I'm being dead series, 171 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:33,440 Speaker 1: get these people information. 172 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:37,160 Speaker 2: Jason, you can finish the lasagna. Oh they all finished 173 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:43,600 Speaker 2: three of them? Damn thanks multiple plates. Okay, okay, yeah. 174 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:45,560 Speaker 5: I want to add to the T shirt idea. With 175 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:47,400 Speaker 5: the T shirt idea, what you do is you get 176 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:50,360 Speaker 5: like one of those like shirts that are putting on 177 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,680 Speaker 5: the outside and inside and on that, and when we 178 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,839 Speaker 5: go in there, it's like I'm here to eat the lasagna, right, 179 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,600 Speaker 5: and then when we all finish it, we take the 180 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:58,840 Speaker 5: shirts off, flipping inside out. Then it says, you know, 181 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,480 Speaker 5: all I got with a super T shirt for finishing 182 00:09:02,679 --> 00:09:02,920 Speaker 5: like that. 183 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:03,480 Speaker 2: I like that. 184 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:04,080 Speaker 4: I like that. 185 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:05,080 Speaker 2: Jason. 186 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,280 Speaker 1: We'll get to work on the shirts. I'm putting you 187 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:10,800 Speaker 1: on hold very seriously. We're doing this nine seven seven 188 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:12,400 Speaker 1: two zero. If you want to be a part of 189 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:16,120 Speaker 1: our team, we will make history. This portion of the 190 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:19,320 Speaker 1: Joe Show podcast is powered by Fair and Farah, Tampa 191 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:20,479 Speaker 1: accident attorneys,