WEBVTT - Joe Tosses Tupperware 

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<v Speaker 1>This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by

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<v Speaker 1>Farrah and Farrah, Tampa accident attorneys. And it was funny

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<v Speaker 1>because my fiance said this to me yesterday. She goes,

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<v Speaker 1>we have no more Tupperware. And I said, well, duh.

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<v Speaker 1>Is now the time you want me to go to

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<v Speaker 1>Amazon and buy more? She was like, well, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean? Well, duh. I go, well, throw it away.

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<v Speaker 1>She said, what do you mean you throw it away?

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<v Speaker 1>I go, well, if I don't wash it for like

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<v Speaker 1>two days and it's in the sink and you, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I don't want her to wash my stuff. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like that's not very fair. Sometimes she does, which

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<v Speaker 1>is very nice, but sometimes she doesn't get to it,

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<v Speaker 1>which is not her. It's literally, it was my food.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes we eat out, so there's no reason why she

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<v Speaker 1>went into the kitchen sink. And our kitchen sink is

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<v Speaker 1>so deep, it just kind of hides everything. So I said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, if it's in there for a couple days,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd throw it out. If I'm at work, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to bring it home, throw it out. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>do that? No! What do you mean you don't do that?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't do that, especially since TikTok told me how

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<v Speaker 2>to clean out the spaghetti.

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<v Speaker 3>Sides in there.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes!

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<v Speaker 1>I don't buy expensive house appliances because the moment it

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<v Speaker 1>becomes way too hard to clean, or I don't feel

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<v Speaker 1>like cleaning it, I throw it away.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't classify that under a house appliance.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, see, I'm thinking of a big appliance, not the Tupperware.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know how much Tupperware costs?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I do.

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<v Speaker 1>It's expensive. Get the Pyrex?

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<v Speaker 3>Ugh!

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, you go on Amazon, you could get Tupperware, like,

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<v Speaker 1>$ 200 for $ 20.

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<v Speaker 2>See, I was talking about the dollar cups from, like,

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<v Speaker 2>Walmart and the dollar bowls. And I'm talking about, like,

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<v Speaker 2>when my mom buys me, like, pots and pans.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, $ 20 divided by $ 200. Or would it be $ 200

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<v Speaker 1>divided by $ 20? $ 220, it'd be $ 10 a bowl, pretty much.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, no. I paid $ 20. I get

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<v Speaker 3>$ 200 Tupperware. Oh, that's pretty cheap. That's like 10 cents per.

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<v Speaker 1>How much is your bowls? A dollar.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, see?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saving money a little bit better.

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<v Speaker 3>Are they plastic or glass, though? No, they're plastic.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Oh, they're the glass.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you can just recycle that, and that's okay. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I prefer to buy the cheaper things so I can

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<v Speaker 1>just throw it away. And it's got to be like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just going to throw away something that's five bucks. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>But if it was a dollar, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm tossing it.

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<v Speaker 2>I do it all the time. And my friends think

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so crazy. I'm just like, I just like you said,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to wash it. It can be sitting

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<v Speaker 2>there for two or three days. And I'm just like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Only a dollar. Washing things makes me not. Alyssa and

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<v Speaker 1>I have been meal prepping for all of two days

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<v Speaker 1>last night. She's been cooking. I've been cleaning. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>as good as a cook.

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<v Speaker 3>As she is.

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<v Speaker 1>Yesterday, she made my favorite chicken. It's like honey, sriracha, bourbon.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like low-calorie bourbon chicken that you get at a

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<v Speaker 1>Chinese food court. It's fire with the rice and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to have it ever again.

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<v Speaker 3>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>It took me like an hour to clean last night.

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<v Speaker 3>It was so frustrating.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of sauce. Trying to watch NBA, getting ready

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<v Speaker 1>for college basketball, U of A's first game last night.

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<v Speaker 1>And I had water all over me. I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>throw away the air fryer. Obviously I wouldn't do it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I wanted to.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>It has gotten to a point where like the air fryer,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like tough to clean.

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<v Speaker 1>You're just like, I just want to toss this, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going.

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<v Speaker 3>To do it. I know I'm not going to do it.

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<v Speaker 3>I wish I could. If I could, I would.

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<v Speaker 1>Me too. You ever heard about Chris Brown and his underwear?

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Or G Herbal and his Air Force Ones. Once they

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<v Speaker 2>get dirty at the first day, they toss them out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Chris Brown wears his underwear once. Actually, you ever

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<v Speaker 1>hear about Jules? Jules is the same thing. I'm, Pretty sure.

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<v Speaker 3>That feels so wasteful, though. I thought it was with undershirts.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought Jules did it. Hey, Jay.

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<v Speaker 4>I need you to open up the purse strings and

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<v Speaker 4>buy yourself glass Tupperware. Because if you're heating up this

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<v Speaker 4>cheap plastic, it's not good for you.

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<v Speaker 3>It isn't good for you. The microplastics can cause cancer.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I already have a tiny, tiny piece. I drink

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<v Speaker 1>a bottle of water every day. I'm going to die.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, Jay.

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<v Speaker 1>If I'm alive at 55, it's a medical miracle.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no chance.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's make it to 65 and stop using the plastic

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<v Speaker 4>cheap type of work.

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<v Speaker 3>Get to the social security age to where you can

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<v Speaker 3>collect your earnings.

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<v Speaker 4>Correct, yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>Then you can buy more Tupperware.

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<v Speaker 1>The glass, yes. Get the Pyrex. Spring on the Pyrex. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Come to think about it, that plastic, it bends. It

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<v Speaker 1>feels unusually warm when I microwave it.

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<v Speaker 3>They say it's dishwasher safe, but then you pull it

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<v Speaker 3>out of the dishwasher and it's all mangled.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's all flimsy. I wouldn't even know that it's

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<v Speaker 1>a dishwasher because it doesn't make it into a dishwasher either.

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<v Speaker 2>Straight to the trash.

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<v Speaker 4>Growing up, my parents were like, I know you bought

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<v Speaker 4>cold cut meat and whatnot and it came in a

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<v Speaker 4>little Tupperware thing. My mom would use that. She would

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<v Speaker 4>finish it and she would throw it away and keep

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<v Speaker 4>the Tupperware to put leftovers or lunch or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>Like the ham, right?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yes. The ham and the turkey came in a

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<v Speaker 4>sealed thing in a Tupperware. She would keep those. And

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<v Speaker 4>then my mom went really, really ghetto. And the old

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<v Speaker 4>butter tubs, she would keep that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>My parents did that too.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro.

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<v Speaker 3>When I say I grew up poor, bro, I grew

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<v Speaker 3>up poor.

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<v Speaker 1>We got J and Jules on now. Ayo, my man.

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<v Speaker 4>Ayo, my man, Jules! Ayo, my man, that's for sofrito, right?

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<v Speaker 5>He put the sofrito on.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything, bro.

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<v Speaker 4>You got it, bro.

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<v Speaker 1>You got it.

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<v Speaker 4>No, listen, listen.

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<v Speaker 5>Ayo, my man, you correct. I used to throw away

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<v Speaker 5>all my socks. I would never re-wear socks or underwear

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<v Speaker 5>at one point in my life, but I grew up

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<v Speaker 5>out of that. Now I use Tide.

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<v Speaker 1>Um.

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<v Speaker 5>I tossed the air fryer. We tossed the air fryer

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<v Speaker 5>about two months ago. Cause he was like, we don't

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<v Speaker 5>want to wash it. So when you said that, I

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<v Speaker 5>laughed like the air fryer, we had to toss it.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like, I'm not washing that. And, um, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 5>tossed Tupperware on the regular.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm lazy, bro.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the worst part about cooking is cleaning. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Dude, you ever, you ever, you ever leave like spaghetti

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<v Speaker 5>in the Tupperware for like three days.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like a bomb, bro.

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<v Speaker 5>It's stained red and it's like a bomb. You open

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<v Speaker 5>it up and it smells like watata. Like, you don't

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<v Speaker 5>even know what that is.

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<v Speaker 4>You open it?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I won't.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gone. It's gone.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, man.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't blame you, Joe. Throw it all away, man.

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<v Speaker 5>And get the glass ones. And then when you throw

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<v Speaker 5>those away, they break and it's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>The worst thing that could have ever happened to me

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<v Speaker 1>was when the Columbia gave us a tour when Jeff

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<v Speaker 1>from the Columbia, who I love, so much one of

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<v Speaker 1>like the nicest human beings have ever met. And obviously

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<v Speaker 1>the Columbia is the greatest restaurant in all of Tampa Bay.

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<v Speaker 1>We went in, uh, to the Ebor kitchen, which I mean, that's,

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<v Speaker 1>that is, if you, if you just landed at TPA,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the first time you ever listened to everything.

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<v Speaker 3>Just go to.

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<v Speaker 1>Columbia and you'll never want to leave. It is the

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<v Speaker 1>greatest restaurant of all time. And they have a kitchen

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<v Speaker 1>that stretches like 45 buildings. Maybe that's just in my head.

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<v Speaker 1>But they have, remember the dishwasher that they had?

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<v Speaker 3>It was giant.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a conveyor belt.

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<v Speaker 3>It's insane.

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<v Speaker 1>You put it at one end, it comes out the

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<v Speaker 1>other end, it's just like sparkly clean and warm. Ever

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<v Speaker 1>since I saw that, I would, if I lost 50%

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<v Speaker 1>of my apartment due to dishwasher space, I'd be a

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<v Speaker 1>happy man. I'd be cooking everything.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so this is what I'm going to get you

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<v Speaker 3>for your wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Jane Jules, love you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>So then that way you're not wasting plastic.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's not an extended dishwasher... Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a conveyor belt one.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Or we could also just get a plastic.

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<v Speaker 3>Just don't expect a gift for the rest of your life.

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<v Speaker 1>I want either that or I want a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>little people doing it for me.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Like you open up the compartment and they're just.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Little dishes elves. Exactly. Little people made it sound like...

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<v Speaker 1>I'm more talking about not like three feet, more like

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<v Speaker 1>Foot and a half.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like an elf on a shelf.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, like big ears and a pointy at the end.

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<v Speaker 3>Why is Peter Dinklage washing your dishes?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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