1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:04,520 Speaker 1: It was The Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The 2 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:08,840 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show and Amazing Monday. Remember if you've missed 3 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:12,879 Speaker 1: any part of it, you can download at iHeart, Spotify iTunes. 4 00:00:13,119 --> 00:00:16,400 Speaker 1: We're doing emails. We'll make fun of aoc Trump made 5 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 1: fun of Robert Mueller after he died. All that and 6 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:22,600 Speaker 1: so much more in the final hour of the world 7 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:26,200 Speaker 1: famous Jesse Kellys Show. Now Jewish producer Chris was asking 8 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:29,000 Speaker 1: me during the break, Hey, what's the problem with this 9 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,879 Speaker 1: Trump involvement thing? Why did he get involved? Is this 10 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:35,760 Speaker 1: Jared Kushner is it if he needs an off ramp? 11 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:40,640 Speaker 1: Why did he ever get involved at all? Well, I 12 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,040 Speaker 1: don't ever want to. I don't want to talk about 13 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:46,360 Speaker 1: the why because I don't know, and everybody has a 14 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:50,559 Speaker 1: million theories on it, but we're not in the room. 15 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:53,120 Speaker 1: And I also don't want to assign bad motives to 16 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:58,600 Speaker 1: Trump or someone around Trump. I know then, when Trump 17 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:02,120 Speaker 1: was making the call on Iran, I know there were 18 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:06,320 Speaker 1: many different voices in the room, some saying let's go, 19 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:10,840 Speaker 1: this is our chance, some saying let's not. This is 20 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:17,119 Speaker 1: a mistake. I also know this. Trump asked serious, detailed 21 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:22,319 Speaker 1: questions of the military and basically asked, what can you 22 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:26,400 Speaker 1: do in a short timeframe? Can we do this? What 23 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:28,119 Speaker 1: can we do? Can we get in and get out? 24 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 1: I'll put it to you that way. That's essentially what 25 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:34,080 Speaker 1: he asked. Do you think you can? I also know this. 26 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:39,720 Speaker 1: The military was more hesitant with Iran than it was 27 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:44,120 Speaker 1: with Venezuela. Explained to Trump. They explained to Trump, and 28 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:49,040 Speaker 1: Trump understood, Iran is not Venezuela. Iran is not going 29 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:51,560 Speaker 1: to be twenty four hours and the Delta Force guys 30 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:54,400 Speaker 1: come home and have beers. It's not what it looks 31 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:57,680 Speaker 1: like at all. For a variety of different reasons. It's 32 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:03,000 Speaker 1: not that war. As I've told you one hundred times 33 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:05,560 Speaker 1: and I'll tell you one hundred more, is this has 34 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 1: always been this way. It is easy to get one started, 35 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:14,080 Speaker 1: remarkably easy. Your wife, your husband, If I told you 36 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:15,640 Speaker 1: to start a fight with him right now, could you 37 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:20,040 Speaker 1: I promise you right now. I could drive home tonight 38 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:23,040 Speaker 1: and say something to Odd. Wouldn't even be that hard. 39 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:26,120 Speaker 1: That would start a fight. She doesn't even like to fight. 40 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:29,440 Speaker 1: But I know all the buttons. We've been married nineteen years. 41 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:31,520 Speaker 1: I could walk in the door and I could have 42 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:36,040 Speaker 1: a fight on in thirty seconds. It's easy to start one. Now, 43 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:38,560 Speaker 1: could I have that fight wrapped up in an hour? 44 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:42,840 Speaker 1: We're all happy sitting on the couch relaxing together. Zeo, 45 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:47,679 Speaker 1: that gets more difficult. It's easy to start a war, 46 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:51,800 Speaker 1: it's more difficult to stop one. That's the situation, all right, 47 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:54,200 Speaker 1: to do these emails, like I promised to your ice 48 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:58,360 Speaker 1: cream bar brawler a while back. I heard your rant 49 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:02,160 Speaker 1: about rows of parks, how the common tale is all crap. 50 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:08,120 Speaker 1: I was completely blown away. Similarly, I heard Rachel Wilson 51 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:13,600 Speaker 1: on Rogan's podcast saying that women's suffrage was also all crap. 52 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:17,880 Speaker 1: According to her, like all communist movements, it was like 53 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:21,000 Speaker 1: an eighty twenty issue, meaning that most women of that 54 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 1: time thought they had it pretty good. They weren't really 55 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:26,400 Speaker 1: interested in politics and thought they already had plenty of 56 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 1: rights and protections. But that commy hag, Susan B. Anthony 57 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:34,240 Speaker 1: got it pushed through anyway. It's my whole life a lie, 58 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,720 Speaker 1: says his name is Quinn. Quinn. It's not that your 59 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:39,119 Speaker 1: whole life is a lie. It's that your whole life 60 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:43,080 Speaker 1: you've been educated by America's education system. In an America's 61 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:47,080 Speaker 1: education system. You have to fully grasp the degree to 62 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 1: which communists have captured it. Now, if communists are writing 63 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:54,760 Speaker 1: your textbooks and communists are doing the teaching, and the 64 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 1: people training the teachers are themselves communists, how accurate do 65 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 1: you think the history you learned actually is. And by 66 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:06,440 Speaker 1: the way, back to the women's suffrage movement, this is 67 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 1: something I had to explain to the women in my life, 68 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:11,880 Speaker 1: and they were all completely blown away too, because even 69 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:16,040 Speaker 1: so many of the hardcore conservative, righty women are educated 70 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:19,960 Speaker 1: by communists, and they think, to themselves, women didn't have 71 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:24,000 Speaker 1: any rights, women were baitn women were oppressed. They think 72 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:29,320 Speaker 1: that older America, pre nineteenth Amendment America was essentially what 73 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:33,360 Speaker 1: some sort of modern Islamic country is, where women couldn't 74 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:37,919 Speaker 1: do this and women couldn't do that. Most women in 75 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,560 Speaker 1: early America knew how blessed they were to not be 76 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:47,120 Speaker 1: in some other dump. And because of the values of 77 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:50,080 Speaker 1: early America, and there are always a million exceptions, don't 78 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:54,520 Speaker 1: get me wrong. Because of the values of early America, 79 00:04:54,720 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 1: women were cared for, cared for. Have you ever see 80 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:03,000 Speaker 1: those old videos or read an old story about a 81 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,919 Speaker 1: man taking off his coat and laying it in a 82 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,800 Speaker 1: puddle so a woman didn't have to walk across in 83 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:12,720 Speaker 1: the water. Oh no, as a young, single, idiot, twenty 84 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,560 Speaker 1: year old woman, you didn't have a vote in the 85 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:18,960 Speaker 1: presidential election, there's no question. But you were cared for 86 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:22,400 Speaker 1: as you should be by the men in your society, 87 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:26,680 Speaker 1: and you knew it. And then the ob was blown 88 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:30,480 Speaker 1: away when I told her this. Do you know how 89 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:33,520 Speaker 1: much the Founding fathers wrote, It's not like it was 90 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:37,480 Speaker 1: a secret, wrote about how much they treasured their wives 91 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:40,560 Speaker 1: and the advice of their wives. In fact, I would 92 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,200 Speaker 1: encourage you. Maybe you're not a reader, and that's totally fine. 93 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:46,440 Speaker 1: If you're not a reader, I think this is a 94 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:50,320 Speaker 1: pretty appropriate show for kids. Please check it out yourself 95 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:54,360 Speaker 1: if not, but I would encourage you. HBO did a 96 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:59,279 Speaker 1: series years ago called John Adams Surprise, Surprise. It's about 97 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,800 Speaker 1: John Adams, but the Founders and all kinds of things 98 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:04,400 Speaker 1: about the Founding were in it. John Adams is the 99 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:07,719 Speaker 1: name of the series. I want you to go watch 100 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:11,760 Speaker 1: that series and you'll get a million wonderful things from 101 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:18,279 Speaker 1: that series. But John and his wife Abigail were tight, 102 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:23,320 Speaker 1: and the series makes it well known they were tight 103 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:27,320 Speaker 1: and he leaned on her. That's how this country was. 104 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:32,440 Speaker 1: And then, of course a small group of nasty, hag 105 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:37,200 Speaker 1: busy body women got involved and started making a big 106 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:40,279 Speaker 1: old stink about this and big old stink about that, 107 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:44,960 Speaker 1: and a bunch of effeminate dork men ran to Congress. 108 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:49,360 Speaker 1: And now we have twenty year olds on adderall deciding 109 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:54,400 Speaker 1: elections in the United States of America. Freaking disaster. Jessie, Oh, 110 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:57,039 Speaker 1: this is about Iran. Okay, I'll let her have it 111 00:06:57,080 --> 00:07:01,120 Speaker 1: out here with the mindes inny war in the water. 112 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:05,120 Speaker 1: We cannot neutralize as well as missiles being shot up 113 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:09,239 Speaker 1: from Iran, we cannot locate their origins. Maybe it's time 114 00:07:09,279 --> 00:07:15,000 Speaker 1: to give up and let Israel do the rest, all right. 115 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:17,680 Speaker 1: She didn't say I could use her name, and I 116 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:24,200 Speaker 1: will not. Well, Israel cannot do the rest. They cannot. 117 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:32,040 Speaker 1: Israel has a highly technical, highly proficient military and intel 118 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:35,280 Speaker 1: intelligence service, and I mean there, their tip of the 119 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:40,480 Speaker 1: spear is as sharp as anybody's in the world. Israel 120 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:46,520 Speaker 1: has eight million people. Israel doesn't have the numbers. Israel 121 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:50,840 Speaker 1: cannot do what people want that I've heard this before. 122 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:54,160 Speaker 1: We we need to we need to let the israelis 123 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:58,400 Speaker 1: handle everything from here. You have two options. If you're 124 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:02,480 Speaker 1: you're the United States of America. At some point, you 125 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:05,200 Speaker 1: walk away, after you've accomplished some of your goals, whatever 126 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:09,200 Speaker 1: those things Trump decides they are. At some point you 127 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:14,240 Speaker 1: walk away and then Israel has to walk away, or 128 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:19,160 Speaker 1: you go all in and you have yourself an ebo 129 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:22,440 Speaker 1: Jima on cargo. God bless the falling. But it's a difference. 130 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,520 Speaker 1: Let me talk about troops on a difference. I trust 131 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:28,360 Speaker 1: the Marines, not that guy. I trust do Odve. We 132 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:32,640 Speaker 1: got two marine expeditionary units selling to this island. We 133 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:36,080 Speaker 1: did eeo Jima. We can do this the Marines. My 134 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:43,520 Speaker 1: money is always on the Marines. At some point we 135 00:08:43,559 --> 00:08:46,240 Speaker 1: are either going to have to go all in and 136 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:51,200 Speaker 1: do Iraq again, or we are going to have to 137 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:56,800 Speaker 1: talk to Israel and say I'm sorry, We've got to leave. 138 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:02,880 Speaker 1: And neither of those are see conversations to have. But 139 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,839 Speaker 1: when you kick something like this off, when you send 140 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,680 Speaker 1: the fleet over there and you start bombing the Iranians 141 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:18,040 Speaker 1: to smithereens, this is what you have. And you know 142 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:21,680 Speaker 1: how the people have not risen up yet. And there's 143 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:24,360 Speaker 1: a lot of talk about this, well they've been told 144 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:27,520 Speaker 1: not to or Okay, well they've been told not quite yet, 145 00:09:27,679 --> 00:09:30,680 Speaker 1: or or then you'll see a statement in the press 146 00:09:30,679 --> 00:09:33,160 Speaker 1: of I mean, it'd be nice if the people rose up, 147 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:38,400 Speaker 1: but there has not been some huge Iranian uprising. That evil, freaking, 148 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:41,680 Speaker 1: murderous regime has check points up in the road. They're 149 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:45,360 Speaker 1: murdering anybody who goes out. Plus they just butchered. We 150 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:48,199 Speaker 1: don't never we'll never know the number Iran lies about everything. 151 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:50,800 Speaker 1: They just butchered, thirty forty thousand of them in the 152 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:54,440 Speaker 1: streets when they rose up before. Well, if there's no uprising, 153 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:57,800 Speaker 1: there's no regime change. At some point, you're stuck with 154 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:01,800 Speaker 1: the one you got. It is. It's an ugly situation, right, 155 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:07,440 Speaker 1: We shall continue with the Jesse Kelly Show, A magnificent, 156 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:15,480 Speaker 1: magnificent Monday. So I have a physical tomorrow morning, and 157 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:20,760 Speaker 1: from what I get this doctor, he's not just doing 158 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:24,599 Speaker 1: the normal you know, blood test thing, Chris, have you 159 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:28,640 Speaker 1: heard of this vo two macting or something like that. 160 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,760 Speaker 1: I'm not even totally clear what it is, but I 161 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:35,320 Speaker 1: know they told me that they're gonna attach some kind 162 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:37,920 Speaker 1: of breathing thing to my face and make me get 163 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:40,400 Speaker 1: on an exercise bike, and that always hurts my butt, 164 00:10:40,679 --> 00:10:43,280 Speaker 1: don't I don't like the exercise bike. It hurts your butt, 165 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,920 Speaker 1: it does. Maybe I should bring a pad, and anyway, 166 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:52,600 Speaker 1: that's another story. I'm nervous, not about the test or anything. 167 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:56,440 Speaker 1: I don't care about that. I'm worried about what OB 168 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:59,840 Speaker 1: is gonna do if that blood work doesn't come back 169 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:05,960 Speaker 1: way it should. What, Chris, what we're going to doctor it? 170 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,400 Speaker 1: You said, I would agree that we're going to doctor it. 171 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:12,600 Speaker 1: Except when I was in there signing up for the physical. 172 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,040 Speaker 1: She was with me because she was signing up for 173 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:21,040 Speaker 1: her physical, and she was right there, and that this 174 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:27,000 Speaker 1: idiot behind the counter asked if I wanted electronic documents, 175 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:31,079 Speaker 1: basically electronic information, and I had that same thought you 176 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,160 Speaker 1: just did, Chris, that we would bring it in and 177 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:38,560 Speaker 1: we'll move some numbers around. And immediately she hears it 178 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:43,800 Speaker 1: like a hawk. She says, yes, we do, so she's 179 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:48,560 Speaker 1: going to be able to access those numbers. And I've 180 00:11:48,559 --> 00:11:53,319 Speaker 1: been racking my brains today for a way the physicals. 181 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,320 Speaker 1: What time is it? It's like twelve hours from now. 182 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:59,559 Speaker 1: I have twelve hours to get my blood work right, 183 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:08,080 Speaker 1: and I don't know what to do. What Chris, have 184 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:11,480 Speaker 1: a buddy called in and pretend to be the doctor buddy. 185 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:16,320 Speaker 1: Bob is never going to fall for that. In fact, 186 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:21,840 Speaker 1: Ob is probably going to be logged into their website 187 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:25,199 Speaker 1: and just hit refresh all day long until the numbers 188 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,240 Speaker 1: come in. I had to fill out one of the 189 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:30,840 Speaker 1: pre patient questionnaire things and they had a question on 190 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,760 Speaker 1: there of how would you describe your diet? And it 191 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:36,960 Speaker 1: was all a vegan or keto or something like that. 192 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:40,120 Speaker 1: And I made the mistake of turning to Ab and 193 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,800 Speaker 1: I said, how would you describe my diet? And she said, 194 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:48,400 Speaker 1: highly processed is what she said. She's already on edge. 195 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:52,080 Speaker 1: But she's already, she's already, she's already at a seven. 196 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,200 Speaker 1: This thing could take her up to a ten. And 197 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,439 Speaker 1: who knows where we go from there. I don't know. 198 00:12:58,679 --> 00:13:00,560 Speaker 1: I'm not eating kale the rest of my life, That's 199 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:04,320 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. This guy didn't either. Amputee cornhole player 200 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:10,719 Speaker 1: is accused of murder. Now, apparently this guy is a 201 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:18,079 Speaker 1: quadruple amputee, but he also has been accused of firing 202 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:25,120 Speaker 1: a gun from a car he was driving. Now, I'm 203 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:28,520 Speaker 1: not going to go into any details of this tragic story. 204 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:35,000 Speaker 1: But what I am gonna say is I don't want 205 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,920 Speaker 1: to victim blame. I don't want to be the guy 206 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,959 Speaker 1: who blames the person who is the victim of a crime. 207 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,800 Speaker 1: I never want to be that guy. I try to 208 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:49,640 Speaker 1: never be that guy. But if you're murdered by a 209 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:55,840 Speaker 1: quadruple amputee, hold on, Chris, let me finish. It's fine. 210 00:13:56,040 --> 00:14:02,000 Speaker 1: If you are murdered by a quadruple amputee, that's on you. 211 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:07,960 Speaker 1: If you were unable to escape being murdered by a 212 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:12,360 Speaker 1: quadruple amputee, especially by a gun, it'd be one thing. 213 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:15,720 Speaker 1: If the guy ran you over something. Oh no, I 214 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:19,280 Speaker 1: can't reach the brakes, that would be understandable, right, And 215 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:21,600 Speaker 1: he's trying to reach the brakes, but it's just doing 216 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,920 Speaker 1: the little flipper thing and he's not reaching the break. Chris, 217 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:29,600 Speaker 1: it's fine. I would understand that. Okay, the guy couldn't 218 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,680 Speaker 1: reach the brakes, no big deal. He tried to reach them, 219 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:37,880 Speaker 1: he was stumped. I got it. If you were a 220 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:43,920 Speaker 1: shot dead by a quadruple amputee, I mean, I trained 221 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:48,480 Speaker 1: with my weapon. I understand some basics on tactics. I 222 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:51,560 Speaker 1: can generally hit why I aim at. I'm not BK 223 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:55,840 Speaker 1: you're one of these guys. But I can function. And 224 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,800 Speaker 1: I'll tell you this. And you've never heard me come 225 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,880 Speaker 1: on here and tell you that I'm this super stud. 226 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:04,640 Speaker 1: But I will tell you I feel like I could 227 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:07,560 Speaker 1: beat a quadruple amputee in a gunfight every day of 228 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:11,200 Speaker 1: the week. I like my odds one hundred percent of 229 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,600 Speaker 1: the time if I am in a gunfight against a 230 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:18,880 Speaker 1: quadruple amputee. And so what I'm asking of you is this, 231 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:23,400 Speaker 1: And I'm asking this of you. If I meet an 232 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:27,840 Speaker 1: untimely end one day, not the standard heart attack we 233 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,760 Speaker 1: all know I'm gonna die from in twenty years, but 234 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:37,640 Speaker 1: an untimely end and it's a quadruple amputee and he 235 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:44,160 Speaker 1: guns me down, would you please lie about that? Chris Corey? 236 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,560 Speaker 1: Can I have your commitment on this? Can you please 237 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:50,760 Speaker 1: see Chris? Thank you that you're real, right, Chris? It 238 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:53,360 Speaker 1: was a car wreck, all right. It was a car wreck. 239 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:59,600 Speaker 1: We skid it out of control. Don't ever ever let 240 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:02,840 Speaker 1: my rep mutation be that I met my end by 241 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:07,200 Speaker 1: losing a gunfight to a quadruple amputee. Now that's bad. 242 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,840 Speaker 1: You know what else is bad? This is the governor 243 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,360 Speaker 1: of Awa. What does a Project twenty twenty nine agenda 244 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,440 Speaker 1: look like for you? 245 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:17,440 Speaker 2: I don't think you can speak of it in shorthand, 246 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,280 Speaker 2: but I'll just share a couple of things that I 247 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:23,280 Speaker 2: think are absolutely necessary. One is, we've got to restore 248 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:26,080 Speaker 2: the rule of law, and that means holding people accountable 249 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,800 Speaker 2: who've broken the law, and talking about in this administration 250 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,880 Speaker 2: when we get a new one. The people in this 251 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:36,000 Speaker 2: administration who broken the law and federal agents who broken 252 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,520 Speaker 2: the law need to be held accountable. 253 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,840 Speaker 1: And that means criminally prosecuted. 254 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:43,280 Speaker 2: Criminally prosecuted, civilly proscino, whatever it is that we can do. 255 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,640 Speaker 1: Remember, the Democrats are going to have us all arrested 256 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:49,280 Speaker 1: if they ever take power again. Even if they don't 257 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:53,160 Speaker 1: actually want to, their base will simply demand it. Remember that. Also, 258 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:59,760 Speaker 1: remember our leaders are in fact the reflection of us. 259 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,760 Speaker 1: And we're going to go to Albany, New York to 260 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:07,119 Speaker 1: talk about that next to the Jesse Kelly Show on 261 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:13,159 Speaker 1: a Fantastic Monday. And I guess it's fantastic unless you 262 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:19,320 Speaker 1: live in Albany, New York. Because the truth is, as 263 00:17:19,359 --> 00:17:23,080 Speaker 1: we've talked about so many times before, in a republic 264 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:30,040 Speaker 1: like ours, a constitutional republic. Our political leaders are most 265 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:33,520 Speaker 1: of the time a pretty accurate reflection of who we are, 266 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,800 Speaker 1: and we love that when that reflection is handsome, like me. 267 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:42,159 Speaker 1: What we don't like is when that reflection looks like 268 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:47,479 Speaker 1: Rashida Palib. That's when we don't like it. I'm going 269 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:52,200 Speaker 1: to play you, the mayor of Albany, New York. This 270 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:55,560 Speaker 1: is what happens when you fill up a society with morons, 271 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:01,000 Speaker 1: and those morons vote for other morons. She was asked 272 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:06,399 Speaker 1: a question about the city's debt situation. This is the mayor. 273 00:18:08,119 --> 00:18:11,359 Speaker 3: That's a great question, and that's why we were pulling 274 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:18,000 Speaker 3: together that team, that enter departmental team that will really 275 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:22,800 Speaker 3: go under the hood, open up the cabinets, really get 276 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:27,439 Speaker 3: into the weeds on our budget, the process some of 277 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,440 Speaker 3: our systems. 278 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:30,520 Speaker 4: You know, it is government. 279 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,919 Speaker 3: There's a lot of bureaucracy, a lot of systems, and 280 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,040 Speaker 3: sometimes those systems do not work, and so you have 281 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:41,200 Speaker 3: to get under the hood to first understand what's not working. 282 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,879 Speaker 3: And so that team in short order will start the 283 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:48,240 Speaker 3: process of examining all of those things to then they're 284 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:52,960 Speaker 3: trying to provide me with recommendations on how to improve 285 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:57,959 Speaker 3: those systems to prevent something like this from happening. 286 00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:04,240 Speaker 1: Before you know what that reminded me of You know, 287 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:07,560 Speaker 1: I told you that of of me. We've always been 288 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:11,239 Speaker 1: pretty careful with money. We always set if we're if 289 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,000 Speaker 1: if I have a job, we're always We've always set 290 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:18,120 Speaker 1: money aside. Our entire lives, always saved. We don't have 291 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,959 Speaker 1: a second house, we don't have boats and jet skis 292 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,880 Speaker 1: and stuff that. We just don't do that kind of stuff. 293 00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:25,240 Speaker 1: We just saved money, save money and save money and 294 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:30,959 Speaker 1: save money. And as people who save money, we have 295 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,520 Speaker 1: a budget. It's not some fancy software package. It's just 296 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:37,320 Speaker 1: an Excel spreadsheet. We've always had it. It's an Excel 297 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:40,040 Speaker 1: spreadsheet where you go over all right, we have this 298 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,560 Speaker 1: much money for red lobster, and we have that much money, 299 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,639 Speaker 1: but we spend this on car insurance same as you do. 300 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,040 Speaker 1: Just have an it's just simple Excel spreadsheet. I think 301 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,080 Speaker 1: we think we pulled it out the internet for free 302 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:56,560 Speaker 1: years ago. Sell spreadsheet works just fine. Well, I was 303 00:19:56,600 --> 00:20:03,199 Speaker 1: selling our vs and we had to leave town for 304 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,440 Speaker 1: an RV show. When I say we, I mean the 305 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,800 Speaker 1: RV dealership. I wasn't coming along you had to go 306 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:12,280 Speaker 1: out of town because there was this big multi day 307 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,480 Speaker 1: RV show where you go try to sell a bunch 308 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:20,400 Speaker 1: of RVs as many as you could possibly sell. And well, 309 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:25,160 Speaker 1: I was there away from home, I might point out, 310 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:28,560 Speaker 1: I did a lot of eating. Eating is my thing 311 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,840 Speaker 1: definitely when I leave town. So if I wanted to 312 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:34,240 Speaker 1: grab a quick hot dog at the place at the 313 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:37,639 Speaker 1: RV shop, I got one. Breakfast Top Taco's on the 314 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:41,119 Speaker 1: way the RV place, I got one. Hey, fellas, should 315 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:44,119 Speaker 1: we go out and get some Mexican food after today? 316 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:48,560 Speaker 1: It's been a long day. Sure sounds good. I did that. 317 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:53,840 Speaker 1: I think that was for about five days. Fast forward 318 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:55,080 Speaker 1: to a couple of weeks. I think it was a 319 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:59,679 Speaker 1: couple weeks later. Our numbers weren't adding up for what 320 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:03,720 Speaker 1: our budget should be. Wait a minute, how did we 321 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:08,520 Speaker 1: blow out the budget? And as soon as ob brought 322 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,960 Speaker 1: up the question how do we blow out the budget? 323 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,800 Speaker 1: I will admit to you and I'm ashamed of this 324 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,040 Speaker 1: now that I knew immediately what the problem was going 325 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:20,360 Speaker 1: to be immediately, because when the budget was blown out, 326 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,720 Speaker 1: it could be anything. Right, did the insurance go up? 327 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,240 Speaker 1: Is this on auto pay? And we're getting charged more 328 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:29,040 Speaker 1: for your cell phone. But I knew immediately what the 329 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,040 Speaker 1: problem was and it was over. It was over by 330 00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:35,240 Speaker 1: something like two or three hundred dollars, so it was over. 331 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:39,800 Speaker 1: But I had hoped, in that moment in Vain. I 332 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:43,159 Speaker 1: hoped in that moment that we could just kind of 333 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,320 Speaker 1: let it go. And I even tried to do that 334 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:50,240 Speaker 1: thing of hey, it's just one fluke, it's one month, 335 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:53,280 Speaker 1: who knows what it is. And I tried this one. Oh, 336 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,240 Speaker 1: you'll love this one, Chris. I tried to sell the 337 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,639 Speaker 1: why don't we see if it happens again next month, 338 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,720 Speaker 1: and if it doesn't, we're good to go out. What Chris? 339 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:05,000 Speaker 1: What Chris said, isn't she an accountant by trade? It's 340 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,639 Speaker 1: actually worse than that. Not only does she have an 341 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:13,200 Speaker 1: accountant degree, she's an auditor by trade. Auditing is actually 342 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:17,159 Speaker 1: what she does. So back to the story. I tell her, 343 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:20,840 Speaker 1: you know what a fluke, No big day, not the 344 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:24,879 Speaker 1: end of the world. I understand it's not ideal. Let's 345 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,480 Speaker 1: give it another month and see if the numbers don't 346 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:32,520 Speaker 1: get back to normal. Well, she she's taking this deadly serious. 347 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,360 Speaker 1: She says, no, it is a big deal. What if 348 00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:37,480 Speaker 1: we're signed up for something we don't know. What if 349 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:40,000 Speaker 1: there's been fraud, what if there's But you know what, 350 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:45,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna dig into this while you were at work today, 351 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:49,920 Speaker 1: And she did. And I walk in the door that night, 352 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:51,960 Speaker 1: and she knows she's not going to yell at me 353 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,960 Speaker 1: when I when I first get home. That just doesn't 354 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:57,160 Speaker 1: land that well. So she's holding the paper in her hand, 355 00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,159 Speaker 1: she's holding the bank statement in her hand, and it's 356 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:04,600 Speaker 1: a half anger, half smirk look on her face. And 357 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,400 Speaker 1: I knew right what she was holding through. I said, 358 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:09,520 Speaker 1: what's that, Princess? I always say princess generally when she's 359 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,680 Speaker 1: upset about something. She said, I think you know exactly 360 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,880 Speaker 1: what it is. Would you mind telling me? And again 361 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,480 Speaker 1: I forget if it was two or three hundred bucks, 362 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,240 Speaker 1: Would you mind telling me how you blew out the 363 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:24,000 Speaker 1: food budget by three hundred dollars last month? And honestly, 364 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,959 Speaker 1: I swear it was almost verbatim. This is right. 365 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:29,240 Speaker 3: That's a great question, and that's why we were pull 366 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:29,840 Speaker 3: it together. 367 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:36,199 Speaker 4: That team, that enter departmental team that will really go 368 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:40,720 Speaker 4: under the hood, open up the cabinet's will we get 369 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,800 Speaker 4: into the weed on our budget? 370 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:48,480 Speaker 3: The process some of our systems. You know, it is government. 371 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,840 Speaker 3: There's a lot of bureaucracy, a lot of systems, and 372 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,360 Speaker 3: sometimes those systems do. 373 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,880 Speaker 4: Not work, and so you have to keep getting under 374 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:59,600 Speaker 4: the hood to first understand what's not working. So that 375 00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:04,240 Speaker 4: teen is short order, we'll start the process of examing 376 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:08,359 Speaker 4: all those says to them the time to buy me 377 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:14,080 Speaker 4: with recommendations on how to improve those systems to preventie 378 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:15,240 Speaker 4: something like. 379 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:18,480 Speaker 1: This from happening before almost verbatim. What I told her 380 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,520 Speaker 1: didn't land that well, but it's almost verb Look, we 381 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,520 Speaker 1: got to get under the hood, all right. We'll get 382 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,880 Speaker 1: under the hood and we'll figure that out. Dear crayon Eater, 383 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,359 Speaker 1: when you talk about your dad, it reminds me of 384 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,680 Speaker 1: my own dad with Tea. They were born the same year, 385 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:35,560 Speaker 1: two in nineteen fifty four. I guess it's just that generation. 386 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,119 Speaker 1: I don't know if you ever watched the show that 387 00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:42,080 Speaker 1: seventies show, but my friends often referred to my dad 388 00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:45,879 Speaker 1: as the dad from the show Red Foreman. Has anyone 389 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,560 Speaker 1: ever told you that? The reason I read this email 390 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,120 Speaker 1: is my friends my entire life called my dad red 391 00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:53,520 Speaker 1: forman my entire life. Have you ever if you ever 392 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:56,240 Speaker 1: want to meet my father. He was in that seventies show. 393 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,240 Speaker 1: It was Red Forman, the one who was just yelling 394 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:01,760 Speaker 1: at his son the whole time. Jesse, consider this a 395 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:05,840 Speaker 1: visit from your local Grammar Nazi. As a former resident 396 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:09,119 Speaker 1: of the Pacific Northwest. I have it on good authority 397 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:12,280 Speaker 1: that you caused a good portion of the US population's 398 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:16,120 Speaker 1: skin to crawl. It was an honest mistake, but one 399 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,320 Speaker 1: I feel you should learn from. She says she must 400 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,840 Speaker 1: be an auditor too, Chris, perhaps the rest of the 401 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:26,560 Speaker 1: country could learn from your mistake too. The subject is Cordelaine, Idaho. 402 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:34,640 Speaker 1: Think cor d Lane your recent butchering of it. Cord Lane, Oh, 403 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:38,200 Speaker 1: I guess I said it again is only bested by 404 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:41,640 Speaker 1: a former pastor of mine who regularly referred to it 405 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:46,800 Speaker 1: as Queer Delaine. It's a French name, and those French 406 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:50,680 Speaker 1: are special. It's amazing that the Grammar Nazis are still 407 00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,399 Speaker 1: holding on to this show. Queer Delaine is actually you 408 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,560 Speaker 1: know what we're going with that from now on, Chris, 409 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,920 Speaker 1: we're going with that? Well why not? I mean, he'd 410 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,359 Speaker 1: likes it. I'd blessed the fall. But it's a different 411 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:06,439 Speaker 1: what Chris anyway, one more segment. Hey is the Jesse 412 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:10,399 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on 413 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,920 Speaker 1: a Fantastic Monday. If you have missed any part of 414 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:18,040 Speaker 1: the show, you can download at iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. AOC 415 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:24,840 Speaker 1: spends nearly nineteen thousand dollars in campaign cash on a 416 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:30,159 Speaker 1: psychiatrist known for ketamine ketamine or ketamine therapy. Chris, is it? 417 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:35,120 Speaker 1: What is it? The ketamine ketamine? I thought, So, what's that? Do, Chris? 418 00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:37,760 Speaker 1: You know anything about it? It's a drug? Right? 419 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:39,200 Speaker 4: Is it? 420 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:44,520 Speaker 1: A horse drink? Wiser? I bet that's exhausting? What, Chris? 421 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:48,680 Speaker 1: That's funny. That's one two. Remember the reason these people 422 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,639 Speaker 1: run for office is they want access to the things 423 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:55,919 Speaker 1: rich people have without having to actually accomplish anything. So 424 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,600 Speaker 1: you just raise a boatload of money for your campaign 425 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:02,640 Speaker 1: and blow nineteen thousand dollars on it for a shrink. 426 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,000 Speaker 1: And I don't know why these rich women spend this 427 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:08,119 Speaker 1: kind of money on shrinks. Anyway, you can go find 428 00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:11,600 Speaker 1: anybody to tell you all your problems are someone else's fault. 429 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,520 Speaker 1: He honestly, I'll do that for freek No, I take 430 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,760 Speaker 1: that back, not for free. Chris would kill me fifty 431 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:22,680 Speaker 1: bucks if you email me in fifty bucks, just send 432 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,520 Speaker 1: fifty bucks that No, I'm kidding, don't send me your 433 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,560 Speaker 1: fifty bucks. But you email me and you tell me 434 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,680 Speaker 1: about your problems. I swear on my life, I'll blame 435 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:34,159 Speaker 1: everyone else but you. It's your sister's fault, it's your mom, 436 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:37,480 Speaker 1: it's your husband, it's your whatever. And then you don't 437 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,760 Speaker 1: even have to pay. God knows what these shrinks cost 438 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:43,720 Speaker 1: people every single hour. Hey, Chef Jesse, good, call in 439 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:47,840 Speaker 1: the Italian sausage Marinera and provolone sandwich. The wife and 440 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,639 Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. What have you got for us this week? 441 00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:56,200 Speaker 1: You want a Jesse Kelly White trash special that I 442 00:27:56,240 --> 00:28:01,160 Speaker 1: completely have stolen from my Mexican buddy, Luis. So, as 443 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:05,200 Speaker 1: you know, Luis's Mexican, it's family's Mexican. They're Americans, don't 444 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,439 Speaker 1: get me wrong, but I like to refer to him 445 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:13,720 Speaker 1: as Mexican because it's offensive. Well, they're always as Mexicans do, 446 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:17,600 Speaker 1: they're always eating different forms of meat and onions and 447 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:19,680 Speaker 1: things like that. So there's always, you know, some chicken 448 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:22,560 Speaker 1: fajita in the fridge, and there's a little beef this 449 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:27,000 Speaker 1: and some taranathot, and there's always this kind of crap. Well, 450 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:32,640 Speaker 1: you know what they do, it's freaking brilliant. On the weekend, 451 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:38,080 Speaker 1: sometimes Fridays, sometimes Saturday, sometimes Sunday, they just go grab 452 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:43,680 Speaker 1: all the leftovers in the kitchen, in the fridge, frying pan, 453 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,520 Speaker 1: that of butter, Drop some butter in that frying pan, 454 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:55,320 Speaker 1: and then, don't overthink it. Just start chucking all that 455 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:59,520 Speaker 1: crap in one frying pan. Don't stress about this mixed 456 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:03,280 Speaker 1: in with this, Grab it all and start dumping it 457 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:07,240 Speaker 1: in this frying pan. Let it all sizzle up together. 458 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:12,800 Speaker 1: Grab some fresh dortas. What Chris, grab a big old 459 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,719 Speaker 1: handful of cheese. When you think it's all mixed up 460 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:19,840 Speaker 1: in hot and buttery, boo, drop that handful of cheese 461 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:23,400 Speaker 1: on there, and then just start scooping out this big 462 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:28,360 Speaker 1: ghulash of crap and dumping it in a tortilla. I'm 463 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:34,160 Speaker 1: telling you right now, that meal I've had it, that 464 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:37,680 Speaker 1: meal is better than any of the original meals they had. 465 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:41,800 Speaker 1: What Chris, what how do I feel about my physical 466 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,200 Speaker 1: You know what? That wasn't necessary because you don't have 467 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:48,160 Speaker 1: to take these wonderful moments and ruin them and I'm nervous. 468 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:57,600 Speaker 1: I haven't been that good. I've made somewhat what I 469 00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:00,520 Speaker 1: can't prep the ground with ov now Man. She already 470 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:05,080 Speaker 1: knows the physicals coming tomorrow. She's already been almost smirking. 471 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,320 Speaker 1: You can tell no, you know what I mean. She 472 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:12,680 Speaker 1: feels she feels like she's got a win coming. And 473 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,960 Speaker 1: she even said something this morning that I have found 474 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,040 Speaker 1: a little bit I mean, it's not like I don't 475 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,120 Speaker 1: run my household, but I gotta be honest, I found 476 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:24,560 Speaker 1: it a little bit intimidating. She said, your mind when 477 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,720 Speaker 1: those results come back. What do you think she meant 478 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,760 Speaker 1: by that? I don't think it meant anything good. I'm 479 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,120 Speaker 1: gonna have to eat here at the studio, Chris, We're 480 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:36,120 Speaker 1: gonna have to start working late. That's what we'll do. 481 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,600 Speaker 1: With the Hey, the suits, that's nothing I can do. 482 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:43,040 Speaker 1: Maybe the suits kept us late. I ate that salad 483 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,200 Speaker 1: you you gave me. I swear I did. I swear 484 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,440 Speaker 1: I did. For sure. Whether she's gonna buy that, I'm 485 00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:53,360 Speaker 1: not totally sure. Trump blasts Robert Mueller after the news 486 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:58,200 Speaker 1: of the ex FBI director in Russia Special Counselor's Council's death. 487 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:03,000 Speaker 1: Trump came out after Muller died and said, Robert Muller 488 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,720 Speaker 1: just died. Good. I'm glad he's dead. He can no 489 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:11,239 Speaker 1: longer hurt innocent people. I'm sorry. I know a lot 490 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,400 Speaker 1: of people were offended. I know a lot of people 491 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:18,520 Speaker 1: didn't care. I just find Trump to be hilarious sometimes 492 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,800 Speaker 1: because he is who he is. Trump has always been 493 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:25,640 Speaker 1: that guy. He's never gonna change. Somehow, people think they're 494 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:29,360 Speaker 1: gonna express how horrified they are every time Trump comes 495 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:32,040 Speaker 1: out and says or does something like this. That is you, 496 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,360 Speaker 1: Donald Trump is. That's what you're gonna get. You've always 497 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,800 Speaker 1: known what you're gonna get. I can't help it. Also, 498 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,360 Speaker 1: you always know Preborn is gonna save the lives of babies. 499 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,640 Speaker 1: As we continue to fight the demons in this society 500 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:48,120 Speaker 1: who want to kill them, Preborn is out there giving 501 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:52,720 Speaker 1: free ultra sounds, saving them. You and Preborn last year 502 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:57,320 Speaker 1: saved thousands of lives. Did you know that thousands of 503 00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,400 Speaker 1: people walk the planet now because of you? Maybe you 504 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,600 Speaker 1: thought that twenty eight dollars you gave to preborn, Maybe 505 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:06,080 Speaker 1: you gave it never thought about it again. Someone else 506 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,120 Speaker 1: gets to live an entire life now because of you, 507 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:13,320 Speaker 1: isn't that powerful? Twenty eight dollars buys a free ultrasound 508 00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:17,600 Speaker 1: for a woman who's about to abort her baby. Let 509 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,800 Speaker 1: that young mother hear the heartbeat and choose life instead. 510 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:26,440 Speaker 1: That baby is about to die. Preborn has a clinic 511 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:30,400 Speaker 1: in that neighborhood. They can save the baby and save 512 00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,560 Speaker 1: the mother a lifetime of guilt and anguish and everything else. 513 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:37,560 Speaker 1: But twenty eight bucks is what that ultrasound costs? All right? 514 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:43,480 Speaker 1: Preborn dot com slash Jesse is where you go. Preborn 515 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:49,000 Speaker 1: dot com slash Jesse, the Mighty Jesse I am slash. 516 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:52,760 Speaker 1: Was a Trump supporter. Uh oh, but watching my portfolio 517 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,960 Speaker 1: lose a ton, paying four dollars a gallon for gas 518 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,120 Speaker 1: and watching a New War kickoff makes me wonder if 519 00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:02,600 Speaker 1: Harris was elect did president. We can't get a ninety 520 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:06,080 Speaker 1: percent issue passed due to his support for losers in Congress, 521 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,400 Speaker 1: and no one is going to prison for their crimes. 522 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,440 Speaker 1: Trump's been a disaster. And I hate to say it, 523 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:17,840 Speaker 1: but although local but federal level makes no difference. I 524 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:20,560 Speaker 1: know he has people who listen to you. I'm done, 525 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:24,120 Speaker 1: I'm watching my money just disappear. They say it will 526 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:27,520 Speaker 1: come back. Maybe over the last ten years. Sorry, but 527 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:30,080 Speaker 1: he lost me, and he says absolutely, say his name, 528 00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:33,280 Speaker 1: and his name is Steve. Well, Steve. I'm not here 529 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,680 Speaker 1: to campaign for anyone. But you keep your chin up, 530 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,520 Speaker 1: my brother, all right, keep your chin up. We'll get 531 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,440 Speaker 1: through this like we get through everything else. And now 532 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:45,080 Speaker 1: he's a headline, you know the thing. Headlines We didn't 533 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:52,640 Speaker 1: get to Connecticut poised to create a surveillance state for 534 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:56,719 Speaker 1: home school families. Reminder that your blue communist state is evil. 535 00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:00,320 Speaker 1: They believe homeschooling, Christians, white people all they believe these 536 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:03,080 Speaker 1: things are all evil and you will be treated by 537 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:06,040 Speaker 1: an like an enemy by the state if you continue 538 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,920 Speaker 1: to stay there, which is a shame because Connecticut is 539 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:12,239 Speaker 1: so beautiful. Trump ties a deal reopening DHS to the 540 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:16,640 Speaker 1: passage of Save America Act and implores Republicans to kill 541 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:20,920 Speaker 1: the filibuster and stay in DC for Easter. These are 542 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:25,160 Speaker 1: going to be some fascinating and possibly horrifying days coming up. 543 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,600 Speaker 1: As we have Easter coming, we still have basically no 544 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:32,720 Speaker 1: tsa airport shutting down. Save Act on the line, Iran 545 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,520 Speaker 1: going on. Look, say whatever you want, but we live 546 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:38,360 Speaker 1: in interesting times, do we not? And we will be 547 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:42,759 Speaker 1: back to talk about those times again tomorrow. That's all