Speaker 1: Good morning and welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Today's show is going to be brought to you by
Speaker 1: toilet paper. I still haven't gone to the bathroom after
Speaker 1: last night's Super Bowl. Really, I think it's because I
Speaker 1: ate too much nachos and too much cheese. I think
Speaker 1: it might be a little bound up here this morning blockage,
Speaker 1: little blockage.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Welcome to the Mojo on the Morning Show.
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Speaker 1: So congratulations to those guys, and congratulations to whoever is
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Speaker 2: Hopefully it's you. All right, it'smo Joe in the morning.
Speaker 2: WHOA what a super Bowl?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 2: Lots of field goals.
Speaker 1: If you like the World Cup, you love that Super
Speaker 1: Bowl because you got a whole half of nothing but
Speaker 1: kicking the ball.
Speaker 2: God, I was boring. Thanks.
Speaker 3: Why do you think it was boring? Though everybody keeps
Speaker 3: saying that it was.
Speaker 1: First off, defense is great, yeah, unless that's all you're
Speaker 1: getting is defense. Like going to a baseball game. Would
Speaker 1: you like, would you want to go to a baseball
Speaker 1: game that was one to nothing? I don't want to
Speaker 1: go to any baseball to be honest. Would you want
Speaker 1: to go to a basketball game that was forty to
Speaker 1: forty or forty happened?
Speaker 3: That's why I think basketball is the greatest sport ever.
Speaker 3: But with football they say off sales tickets, Defense wins championships, right,
Speaker 3: And these were two of the greatest defenses, top five
Speaker 3: defenses all season long, so you knew it was gonna
Speaker 3: be that type of game.
Speaker 1: I felt like when I was watching that game, if
Speaker 1: I was playing and I did not go to a
Speaker 1: Super Bowl party, and I'll explain that later. But I
Speaker 1: felt like if I was watching that game with with squares,
Speaker 1: I'd be pissed because you know, in the beginning for.
Speaker 2: Who gets twelve?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: True, you get twelve, you're pissed. The guy with twelve
Speaker 3: won some money yesterday, but he got popping towards the
Speaker 3: end though, Yeah, it got excited.
Speaker 1: And I hate to say this, but Drake May is
Speaker 1: a fraud.
Speaker 2: Yes he is.
Speaker 1: He is a fraud. He shouldn't have even been within
Speaker 1: one vote of Matthew Stafford. Matthew Stafford clearly is the MVP,
Speaker 1: and the Lions should.
Speaker 2: Have been in the super Bowl. Give it up, y'all
Speaker 2: got to give it up. Go well.
Speaker 1: We got to get healthy and stay healthy because that
Speaker 1: might have been our chance last year or you know,
Speaker 1: last night. This year might have been our chance to
Speaker 1: win a Super Bowl. Although I wouldn't want to win
Speaker 1: it that way, wouldn't want to win it in a
Speaker 1: boring game like that. Halftime was great, We'll talk about that.
Speaker 1: We got a whole lot of stuff to talk about.
Speaker 6: Commercials were the commercials were great. Halftime was great. It
Speaker 6: was just the game was such a snooze fest to.
Speaker 2: Name commercials were made? Agree?
Speaker 6: Oh, I thought they were good.
Speaker 2: What was the standout commercial?
Speaker 7: I loved the one for Manscape, which was right at
Speaker 7: the beginning with the balls of hair that had eyes
Speaker 7: and talked for the manscaper or whatever.
Speaker 1: There were a lot of the commercial they say, is
Speaker 1: the number one commercial the one for the.
Speaker 6: Potato ch.
Speaker 2: What's the female Celebrityena Williams with the shot?
Speaker 1: No, although boy did they want you on weight lost
Speaker 1: shots last night? No, the one with whoever's trying to
Speaker 1: get her her domain name?
Speaker 2: Oh, Mamma Stone.
Speaker 1: That was voted the best commercial last night, and I
Speaker 1: thought that was just okay.
Speaker 6: Baxtree Boys had a few commercials. I liked Crypto on.
Speaker 2: I like the one that was dunking Donut.
Speaker 3: It's where Arkle and Ben as a lot of AI.
Speaker 1: I actually thought I was like waiting for that post
Speaker 1: Malone commercial to come on, and I'm like, Oh, this
Speaker 1: is gonna be funny, this is going to be great,
Speaker 1: you know, like that's the commercial the keg rolls down
Speaker 1: the hill at a while.
Speaker 3: I remember last year we were talking about it. We
Speaker 3: see different commercials depending upon what streaming service you is.
Speaker 3: Are you watch traditional cable?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I brought that up last year. And I don't remember
Speaker 3: seeing this manscape. I don't remember seeing it.
Speaker 6: I mean I watched NBC on on YouTube TV. I
Speaker 6: was watching it.
Speaker 1: But how was food for everybody? And I saw you
Speaker 1: were at family?
Speaker 5: Uh we had a Cooper bowl?
Speaker 8: O cute?
Speaker 2: How cute is Anna's nephew.
Speaker 9: It was amazing. We had a great food spread. I'll
Speaker 9: give my parents that. They did an amazing job. We
Speaker 9: had some ribs, some dips. I brought some subs, so
Speaker 9: it was it was really good. I did get in
Speaker 9: a little disagreement with my grandma, and I would like
Speaker 9: to title this little segment, don't be the person at
Speaker 9: the party who fill in the blank. Okay, So listen
Speaker 9: to what happened with my grandma.
Speaker 5: I love you, Grandma. I know you listen. You're amazing.
Speaker 2: I love you.
Speaker 5: I just had to say that.
Speaker 9: So I I was sitting at the food table getting
Speaker 9: my stuff, and I noticed that my grandma was sticking
Speaker 9: her finger in the seven layer dip, kind of like
Speaker 9: the edges of it. And she would just do that
Speaker 9: and then put it in her mouth, and she did
Speaker 9: it a bunch of times, to the point where I
Speaker 9: no longer wanted to eat the seven layer dip, and
Speaker 9: I knew that no one else was going to want
Speaker 9: to eat it either, So I kindly said, Grandma, maybe
Speaker 9: you should put some on your plate, like, don't do that,
Speaker 9: And she got a little bit defensive. She said, it's
Speaker 9: my dip and I made it. And I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 9: like do what you want. But to me, that was
Speaker 9: a big party file do not stick your fingers into the.
Speaker 1: Superwe Well wait, so what was she doing? She was,
Speaker 1: so she made the dip, but everybody was consuming it,
Speaker 1: enjoying it.
Speaker 5: She was just going around the edge of the dip.
Speaker 2: And taking and put it in her mouth.
Speaker 5: Yes, so she wasn't she caught her.
Speaker 1: She wasn't fingering the dip around to keep it from
Speaker 1: sticking to the side of the pan, right, and then
Speaker 1: washing her hands.
Speaker 2: She was licking. Did she restick the finger back in?
Speaker 9: That was my problem because then she was like, Anna,
Speaker 9: I made it. My hands are very clean. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 9: but your hands are going in your mouth now, Grandma.
Speaker 6: So you're not the only one eating it, yes.
Speaker 9: So no one touched it for the rest of the
Speaker 9: night except for Pops. They really enjoyed the seven layer dip.
Speaker 9: So what are the dues and don'ts when you're you're
Speaker 9: a guest?
Speaker 2: Sut outs of Pops?
Speaker 3: Not his first time with those fings, Yeah, he was
Speaker 3: used to them.
Speaker 1: I will tell you that Super Bowl party food is
Speaker 1: always my favorite. It's like Thanksgiving. It's probably as good
Speaker 1: as Thanksgiving food. And it bothers me when people eat
Speaker 1: right off the charcuterie board and don't put it on
Speaker 1: their plate. I don't like that they're leaning over the
Speaker 1: charcuterie board and making their little cracker sandwiches and they
Speaker 1: food they're biting into it. The other thing, too, is
Speaker 1: I hate when there is a shrimp cocktail and people
Speaker 1: don't stick the shrimp on their plate and grab some
Speaker 1: cocktail sauce, but they dip the shrimp cocktail in and
Speaker 1: start eating it over again.
Speaker 2: The food. Eating over the food is my thing. I
Speaker 2: don't like.
Speaker 6: Yeah, stuff's coming out of your mouth.
Speaker 2: I don't like it.
Speaker 1: There's sprinkle. There is definitely bodily fluids. Yeah, well, and
Speaker 1: I hate people's bodily fluids getting it.
Speaker 2: But I don't know, that's kind of mine. I get
Speaker 2: that too.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The other thing too is at the end of the night,
Speaker 2: it kind of grosses.
Speaker 1: Me out how much people will continue to eat the
Speaker 1: food that's been sitting out.
Speaker 2: Game starts, what food starts at.
Speaker 1: Five, game doesn't end until eleven with after they do
Speaker 1: the post games and all that.
Speaker 7: Stuff, and anything that has cheese on it has that
Speaker 7: like dark crust by that point.
Speaker 1: You know you're eating at that point, and unless you're
Speaker 1: eating maybe a piece of pizza, but if you're eating
Speaker 1: things with like sour cream and like the seven layer dip,
Speaker 1: how many layers?
Speaker 2: What are the layers that they have on the seven
Speaker 2: layer depth?
Speaker 9: I know there's beans, cheese, avocado, maybe salts, and some
Speaker 9: other stuff.
Speaker 2: Your grandma makes a traditional seven layer dip.
Speaker 9: Yes, However, yesterday she forgot one of the layers six layers.
Speaker 2: What layer was missing of the depth?
Speaker 5: I think it was the sour cream. It was just
Speaker 5: so much.
Speaker 3: Beans, maybe a start at seven and then after she
Speaker 3: took her finger around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like when people actually mix the dip
Speaker 1: up and make it like all together like a gumbo.
Speaker 1: I want to be able to enjoy each layer like
Speaker 1: I want. I don't know, I enjoy the each flavor.
Speaker 1: What's going on? How you doing, Rob?
Speaker 4: I'm all right, how are you guys doing?
Speaker 2: Okay? What is your food tragedy that takes place?
Speaker 4: Well, So as soon as you started talking about it
Speaker 4: in my car on my way to work, I'm like, oh, oh,
Speaker 4: this is something I've been waiting to talk about. My
Speaker 4: mother in law sticks her fingers like when she's making
Speaker 4: like a cookies or truthfully anything, and she makes really
Speaker 4: good food right to like everybody else. To me, I'm like,
Speaker 4: I'm never eating her stuff again.
Speaker 8: As soon as when if she's.
Speaker 4: Making something like her fingers go straight to her mouth,
Speaker 4: like any leftover cookie, dough or whatever, band straight to
Speaker 4: her mouth and then continues making cookies with those same fingers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't. You can't do it.
Speaker 1: And the whole idea is you lick the spoon at
Speaker 1: the end, like you know as a kid, you know
Speaker 1: you always got to do that. You get to lick it,
Speaker 1: but you can't stick the spoon back in or you
Speaker 1: can't stick your fingers in there, although.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm supposed to do when the bowls empty, when
Speaker 4: you're done.
Speaker 1: I've heard chefs that will stick, they'll taste as they're
Speaker 1: going along.
Speaker 5: Really, have there a new spoon everyvery time?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 6: And then the yeah you know I.
Speaker 2: Think they do that every time. Probably not the.
Speaker 7: Same thing with bartenders. Have you ever them taste to
Speaker 7: drink with the straw?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2: Miss fit is on with us right now.
Speaker 8: Hey, good morning, everybody. I love y'all. Y'all already know.
Speaker 2: That we love you too.
Speaker 8: By the super Bowl is trash. The best thing about
Speaker 8: it was my rotail dip. I made perky rotail dip.
Speaker 8: It was amazing. It was fire, Mojo, you would have loved.
Speaker 2: Wait what is rotel dip? What is that?
Speaker 6: I love it?
Speaker 8: Well, you gotta buy just the rotail sauce and then
Speaker 8: you just spice it up with your meat and all
Speaker 8: that whatever you want to put in it.
Speaker 7: You mix it with like a like a Queso cheese
Speaker 7: sauce right out of the can too.
Speaker 6: You just mix them together.
Speaker 8: The cheese bothered it down real good.
Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 8: the game. I thought about you not paying me one
Speaker 8: hundred dollars. Mojo, you cannot make I know you go
Speaker 8: hang up on No.
Speaker 2: I'm not what was wait? What was our bet about it.
Speaker 8: Our bet was that Detroit doesn't make it to the playoffs.
Speaker 2: Are you're You're right?
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Speaker 2: I will Apple pay you.
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Speaker 1: and I will Apple pay your ass one hundred dollars.
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Speaker 1: Get out the number, go ahead number, No non call you, Tony.
Speaker 1: Everybody's gonna call you and ask you for your rotel
Speaker 1: dip recipe.
Speaker 2: I don't don't care. I think Tony's got a secret.
Speaker 1: This phone must be like some kind of a crazy
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Speaker 3: You's black history money making pay Tony.
Speaker 8: Hey, oh my god, we ain't even getting into that
Speaker 8: right now.
Speaker 2: Come on, so much all love you.
Speaker 8: So you are freaking amazing. Ladies. You all are amazing.
Speaker 8: And my twin brother listen you amazing and we aries
Speaker 8: we get it.
Speaker 1: Listen, talk to you later, Tony. I have a blessed day, man,
Speaker 1: see you buddy.
Speaker 2: All right, all right,