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Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by

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Speaker 1: Fair and Farah, Tampa accident attorneys. Tell me the story again.

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Speaker 1: We might be making light out of a horrible thing. Okay,

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Speaker 1: read it again.

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Speaker 2: So Florida teenager was arrested for attacking her mother with

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Speaker 2: a pork chop.

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Speaker 1: Horrible she Okay is the mother and welcome everyone. Yes, Katie,

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Speaker 1: thank you for reading that. You know, Katie does the

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Speaker 1: news and all that on the Joe Show. We're live

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Speaker 1: on ninety three three fl Z. We to find the

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Speaker 1: Florida men. You know, we read these crazy new news headlines.

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Speaker 1: We rarely actually like go into the story. Right, Let's

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Speaker 1: go into this story real quick. Can you give me

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Speaker 1: a little bit more. Where did this happen in Florida?

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Speaker 1: M This was Jensen Beach. Okay, I of course know

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Speaker 1: where that is. But for those that don't know where

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Speaker 1: that is, Jed, where would that be on the map?

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Speaker 1: Of course I know so good with maps. My guess

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Speaker 1: would be it's right, it's I think it is on

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Speaker 1: the east side. It's on the west side of the state. Probably, Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's on the east side of the state. If I

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Speaker 1: had the guests, and it's probably DWN. Probably down down

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Speaker 1: there are.

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Speaker 3: Your genius.

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Speaker 1: And what happened in this news story is that it

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Speaker 1: sounds like a child attacked their parent with a pork chop.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean technically they're an adult. Eighteen year old

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Speaker 2: Farah Kernan was charged with battery following a disturbance in

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Speaker 2: the home that she shared with her forty six year

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Speaker 2: old mother. So, the eighteen year old had been drinking

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Speaker 2: earlier in the day and during a verbal fight, she

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Speaker 2: smacked her mother in the face with a pork chop

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Speaker 2: and then threw it at her.

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Speaker 1: Is the mother alive, Yes, she's okay.

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Speaker 4: She recorded the whole thing receipts.

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Speaker 1: Then question is eight four ninety three ninety three. If

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Speaker 1: you're going to attack someone with food, what are you

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Speaker 1: gonna get them with?

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Speaker 4: Because I won't know if it was a frogport chop

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Speaker 4: it was a chop.

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Speaker 1: Oh that changes a lot.

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Speaker 4: That's thought. My sister was slice of belloni when we

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Speaker 4: were like twelve.

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Speaker 1: Slapping someone with deli meat is so satisfying if it sticks.

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Speaker 1: You never did this with your sibling, A good old

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Speaker 1: fashioned slap off with a slice of maybe a turkey.

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Speaker 1: That's why you go. You get the thick cut. If

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Speaker 1: your parents got the thick cut of the deli meat,

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Speaker 1: it's even better because there's less chance of it ripping

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Speaker 1: while you slap. If you someone grab if you're bringing Actually.

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Speaker 4: No, no, we're not going to grab it.

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Speaker 1: Never mind, don't if you've got if you've got a

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Speaker 1: turkey sandwich at school today, just eat your sandwich. Don't

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Speaker 1: take any of it out. It's not worth doing it

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Speaker 1: now made it. If you get home and you ask

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Speaker 1: your parents if you can do this and they happen

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Speaker 1: to say yes, then try it. And then those that

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Speaker 1: are old enough without parental discretion or advisory or whatever

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Speaker 1: the hell, just do it today. Watch what happens when

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Speaker 1: you swing that deli meat. There's something about it that's fun.

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Speaker 1: It is, But I'd rather hit someone with a good

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Speaker 1: old fashioned rabbi, a steak, a nice little like in

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Speaker 1: the cartoons, or fish like any fish.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I would describe the tail and swing at like

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Speaker 5: a baseball bat right across the face. But like back

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Speaker 5: on the lunch Beat show, the best is when the

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Speaker 5: meat is covered in like mustard, because then they got

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Speaker 5: not only again mustard.

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Speaker 1: Have you guys ever been in a food fight? Did

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Speaker 1: they ever have one at your school, No, I always

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Speaker 1: want it one eight three ninety three, as we find

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Speaker 1: out about this family fight that happened on the east

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Speaker 1: side of the state where uh, this mother was assaulted

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Speaker 1: with a pork? Was it a shop cooked uncooked? They

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Speaker 1: didn't say a fight, of course? Really multiple multiple? I

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Speaker 1: went to two. Yeah, I went to two different high

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Speaker 1: schools growing up. Both high schools had a food fight.

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Speaker 4: That's so fun. You go to like somebody's cafeteria.

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Speaker 1: To Oh, that'd be hey, we'll clean up. How about that? Yeah, no, we.

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Speaker 4: Would, I would putting at you. What about mashed potatoes?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, green beans, it's soft, but then you can't see

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Speaker 2: anything fight.

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Speaker 4: I would not mind being in.

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Speaker 1: The mashed potato is what always happens in the TV shows.

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Speaker 1: If there's a food fight in a TV show, it comedically.

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Speaker 1: Mashed potatoes are some of the funniest food you could

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Speaker 1: ever throw. Yeah, it slides off and there's a little

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Speaker 1: bit of gravy on it too, which goes back to

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Speaker 1: what Jed said about having deli meat with mustard on it.

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Speaker 1: If you're getting anyone, these things happen. Oh, and yes,

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Speaker 1: being in a food fight is so much fun. But

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Speaker 1: no one get in a food fight.

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Speaker 4: Don't do that. Yeah, I don't encourage that.

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Speaker 1: Food fights probably don't even have a chance of happening anymore.

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Speaker 1: Something tells something tells me. Everyone's got their own lunch.

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Speaker 1: You can't throw a sandwich.

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Speaker 4: You're not door dashing your expensive lunch.

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Speaker 1: Your mom just abe, who's gonna throw chi what? What

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Speaker 1: psycho would throw Chick fil A? You're right, you can't

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Speaker 1: do that. There's no way you can do that. Now.

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Speaker 1: If you were to throw Chick fil A, obviously you

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Speaker 1: got to put the Chick fil A sauce on. No

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Speaker 1: chicken sandwich over the nuggets Tammy morning, what would you?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Let's say Jed's taking me off. He did something bad, you.

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Speaker 4: Must you got to pick somebody else.

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Speaker 1: Fine, Ashley did something. I did something messed up? What

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Speaker 1: are you attacking me with? I never hit, but if

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Speaker 1: it was somebody I didn't like, pop them with a pineapple.

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Speaker 1: Do you think you stay in jail longer if you

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Speaker 1: did that? Over the pork chop a thousand? Well, it depends.

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Speaker 3: Does the pork chop have like a shank on the

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Speaker 3: end of it? Like there is so much we got

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Speaker 3: to know about this pork chot? Is there any information

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Speaker 3: on the pork chop that they break it down more?

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Speaker 3: Sometimes when they write these news stories, they don't give

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Speaker 3: all details.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they give you details like men.

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Speaker 1: Contact are the people's names on this? Let me see?

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Speaker 1: Do you mind Jed reaching out to them on Facebook

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Speaker 1: and be like, Hey, what did you hit your mom

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Speaker 1: the pork chop? Can you Facebook messenger name?

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Speaker 3: Say?

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Speaker 2: Officers noted food residue on the victim's shoulder, So I

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Speaker 2: feel like maybe it was cooking.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I had to be good, that had to be cooked,

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Speaker 4: unless it was she really I cook the pork chop

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Speaker 4: and you hit her?

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Speaker 1: How long do you have to marinate a pork chop?

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Speaker 4: A couple of hours?

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Speaker 1: I would so think about it. I mean even then

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Speaker 1: you get like the sauce on it. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: There's so much that we need to break down. Thank you, Tammy.

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Speaker 1: I hit you chop, Love you.

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Speaker 4: A lamb chop would be perfect size.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but a lamb chop is just that's a pork chop.

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Speaker 1: I know that they're not the same for the same thing, real,

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Speaker 1: real original. I hit you with a t bone steak. Hey,

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Speaker 1: who's this it's Tiffany girl. Our phones are being weird

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Speaker 1: and they're not saving names, but I'll write it and again, Hey,

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Speaker 1: uh dinal girl, your son had a food fight when

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Speaker 1: this was actually last school year. Perfect.

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Speaker 4: I literally got a call from the school saying.

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Speaker 3: Hey, just want to let you know your son is

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Speaker 3: one of the people that started a food fight and

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Speaker 3: he's gonna have attention.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh great when you get that call, because

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Speaker 1: I want to be a parent. One day. I'm not

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Speaker 1: a parent, but one day I dream of it. If

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Speaker 1: I were to get that call, there is a part

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Speaker 1: of me that would laugh to myself and go, that's

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Speaker 1: kind of does that Oh you still feel that? No

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Speaker 1: it doesn't. Noway if you're like how we are, like

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Speaker 1: you're gonna laugh about it? Is your son in the

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Speaker 1: car right now?

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Speaker 4: No, he's actually at school already.

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Speaker 1: If he was, would you be calling in to talk

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Speaker 1: about this?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'll still talk about it.

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Speaker 1: I love it. Then does he know that you thought

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Speaker 1: it was kind of funny?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Does I want to talk with him? And I'm like, hey,

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Speaker 5: you should not.

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Speaker 4: Be doing that, but did you get somebody? And he's

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Speaker 4: like yes, And I was like, Okay.

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Speaker 1: At the mirror. They kid did him in bad, but

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Speaker 1: it's also like yo, hilarious and shame on us for

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Speaker 1: not asking the most important question, but what was he throwing? Then,

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Speaker 1: after further review, mashed potatoes are the funniest food to

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Speaker 1: attack someone with. This is good. This portion of the

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