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Speaker 1: Good morning from South Dakota. Note to sell, don't bring

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Speaker 1: a shovel to a gunfight.

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Speaker 2: Everyone, have a great day, Hey Brownie, Iheart's new tagline

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Speaker 2: is guaranteed Human. Interested goobers want to know does that

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Speaker 2: mean a human with a heart. Given that we're goober's,

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Speaker 2: I imagine not have a great day, guys.

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Speaker 3: Mike, thanks to listening to you, guys. I missed the

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Speaker 3: View again, not that I've ever seen it, but I

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Speaker 3: thought it would be kind of cool to watch Oprah

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Speaker 3: on there. She's lost weight again for real this time,

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Speaker 3: and just wondering why do we need to talk about

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Speaker 3: her Ran when we have Oprah.

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Speaker 4: Welcome to the situation with Michael Brown's body featuring Dragon Redbeard.

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Speaker 4: On previous installments, we have taken a joyous trip around

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Speaker 4: Michael's arm, back, eyes, earballs, and saggy bits. Let's see

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Speaker 4: where we get to go today and what we get

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Speaker 4: to learn. Michael.

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Speaker 5: Good morning, Michael. I think what Governor Waltz is doing

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Speaker 5: is beautiful. He's going this whole database of evidence, so

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Speaker 5: when rowdy protesters do really stupid things, there's going to

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Speaker 5: be lots of video evidence to use against them. Same

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Speaker 5: thing goes for the illegals when they're doing really stupid

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Speaker 5: things and they're going to court. Guess what, there's all

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Speaker 5: this video evidence. It's perfect take care dragon.

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Speaker 3: No, Michael, no, please, no lawyer speak that goes.

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Speaker 6: On and on and on and on and on and

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Speaker 6: on and on. Come on, man, come on, Michael.

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Speaker 1: It is so frustrating, and I mean beyond frustrating to

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Speaker 1: hear Americans saying, oh, I isn't really the police and

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Speaker 1: I should be abolished. It's like, really, then, why don't

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Speaker 1: you take all these illegal aliens that you know nothing

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Speaker 1: about and take them into your house.

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Speaker 7: I would like to ask the people who consider January

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Speaker 7: sixth an insurrection what they consider what Governor Walls is

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Speaker 7: instructing the people of Minnesota to do. On January sixth,

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Speaker 7: the majority of the people who entered the capital walked

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Speaker 7: in between the ropes and were very respectful. President Trump

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Speaker 7: told people to peacefully protest. What we are hearing from

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Speaker 7: Governor Walls is completely opposite of that. Minnesota implement it

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Speaker 7: recently a paid leave program of twenty weeks for personal

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Speaker 7: or family leave. It sounds like there's many officers in Minneapolis,

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Speaker 7: at least sixty or seventy so far that are going

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Speaker 7: to try to apply for that paid leaf program. Minneapolis

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Speaker 7: and Minnesota are going to be in a world of

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Speaker 7: hurt for what they are doing and what they have going.

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Speaker 6: For if you don't let Michael talk about stuff that

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Speaker 6: he likes and even PNETI Kate and get you know,

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Speaker 6: a little long winded don it and all that that.

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Speaker 6: You know, Hey, he thinks he's good at all that stuff.

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Speaker 6: If you don't let him do that, it's gonna be

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Speaker 6: a Michael Brown medical moment, and we for sure don't

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Speaker 6: want that.

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Speaker 2: Brownie. You're getting pretty wound up today. Massage those earballs,

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Speaker 2: get that blood pressure down.

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Speaker 6: Mister googer, Michael Brown.

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Speaker 7: Best mustreizer for here in Colorado I found is probably

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Speaker 7: Sarah me. They have a cream in like a little container.

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Speaker 8: More than boys. Quick question. This pol is gonna leave

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Speaker 8: the state after his final addrest Hm, that'd be good goody.

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Speaker 1: As most of us goobers know, it's Michael's world and

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Speaker 1: we're just lucky to live in.

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Speaker 9: Hey, Michael, When I was a kid and kind of

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Speaker 9: a smart alec, people would tell me something obvious, and

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Speaker 9: instead of calling them Captain Obvious, I would tell them

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Speaker 9: that one hundred percent of people with penises were males,

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Speaker 9: And of course it was ridiculous, and I thought it

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Speaker 9: was funny. But here we are now, people in front

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Speaker 9: of Congress can't say that ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Michael, the dumb Assroy just continues, Really, men or men,

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Speaker 1: women or women. Men don't have a uterus, men can't

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Speaker 1: get pregnant,