WEBVTT - HR. 1 – Degenerative Activities 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:03.200 Listen up. The ratings just came in for last month. 0:00:03.640 --> 0:00:06.880 We are number one. We just grabbed every key demogram 0:00:08.840 --> 0:00:11.560 super duper. That's nice. 0:00:12.680 --> 0:00:13.920 Yes, that's right. 0:00:14.240 --> 0:00:14.840 Good news. 0:00:15.200 --> 0:00:19.080 It is the fourteenth day of August twenty twenty six. 0:00:19.160 --> 0:00:20.680 Guess what you made it the Friday morning. 0:00:21.000 --> 0:00:21.200 Hi. 0:00:21.440 --> 0:00:23.000 My name is Chris Hacking, and what a big day 0:00:23.040 --> 0:00:25.919 we've got the final I believe it's the final round 0:00:26.120 --> 0:00:29.080 of the first round of the Initials tournament. And Saucy 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:31.640 gets his shot today. My main man, Mark Parish is 0:00:31.680 --> 0:00:33.720 on his way in. I think Marni Gallarney's gonna stop 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:36.559 by today too, Is that right? I think that's right. 0:00:36.600 --> 0:00:38.559 And a cast of thousands obviously coming in to play 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:41.040 the Initials game. Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. The 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:44.040 Patrick Morning Show has begun. Here's some comedy, Ryan full 0:00:44.200 --> 0:00:46.000 of the Patrick Morning Show on a Frinday, Come on 0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:49.640 on a Frinday, Come on in. I am glad you 0:00:49.680 --> 0:00:50.120 are here. 0:00:50.520 --> 0:00:52.000 I led to a party and I met this guy 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:57.640 who had the word Cheeto's tattooed on his knuckles. And 0:00:57.680 --> 0:00:59.040 the first thing I said to him was, you need 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:00.880 to put some gloves on due you're gonna get shot 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:06.399 this is Dorito's territory. We got to talk and I 0:01:06.440 --> 0:01:08.640 asked him. I was like, how'd you get the tattoo? 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:10.560 He said, me and my friends are smoking a blunt 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:14.280 the size of a baby. I got really hungry and 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:17.880 I said I would do anything for cheetos and his 0:01:17.959 --> 0:01:19.720 friend was like, anything for Cheetos. 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:22.840 I was like, Wow, that's a great story. 0:01:23.120 --> 0:01:24.400 Then that's about the rest of the night, trying to 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:26.040 get him drunk so I could convince him to get 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:35.040 his fingertips tattooed orange. 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:55.840 Oh that's right, sweet and fetus on your side. You 0:01:56.200 --> 0:02:07.680 here the distance unders in you stray. 0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:11.040 It is Friday, August fourteenth of twenty twenty six. 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:12.519 It's the Power Trip Morning Show. 0:02:12.560 --> 0:02:13.519 We made it to the end of the week. 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:15.040 I'm Corey Cove. That's Chris Hockey. 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:18.320 There's Meat Sauce, Paul Lambert, there's Zach Halverson and Brighton Early. 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:21.960 There's our guy, Mark Parrish yet sexy on some bitch. 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:24.960 You get Marky Mark Morning guys bringing in coffee and. 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:25.800 Food as you always do. 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:27.960 Yeah, Marnie Gallon will be here at like six thirty, 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:30.960 and then the room gets packed about seven thirty with 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:36.440 Gavin Cayson, Adam Thielen, Daniel Hastings, Matt Minster. Those four 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:39.800 will take on Sauce at eight fifteen's today. 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:42.880 Let's let's say what Sauce. There's no babes today. 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:46.520 I mean, I mean Marnie. Oh yeah, but not in 0:02:46.560 --> 0:02:48.800 the game. In the game, Sauce is a babe. 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:51.959 Yeah, thanks man, Yeah, I'm a babe. 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:55.960 Well of mister z. At six twenty full show, Mista. 0:02:57.240 --> 0:03:00.120 Zee Sauce is wearing a shirt that says sworn to 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:04.360 Meat Sauce twenty twenty eight, with a quote that says 0:03:04.680 --> 0:03:05.919 better than Mark Rosen? 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:08.000 Did you get that shirt? 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:08.480 Got the State? 0:03:09.120 --> 0:03:13.959 No? Nick Sports had made it for me. He's got 0:03:13.960 --> 0:03:14.799 to make one for all of this. 0:03:15.120 --> 0:03:19.359 Yeah, yeah, that should be the Yeah, I love it. 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:23.399 It would sell yeah yeah, yeah, it's not too late. 0:03:23.760 --> 0:03:25.720 He gave it the Okay, he said it would make 0:03:25.760 --> 0:03:29.239 a great Fair T shirt. So okay, yeah, he said, yeah, 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:31.040 it would be a great State Fair T shirt. 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:36.360 Will be better than Mark Rosen. That's the only reason 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:40.920 he made it is so he could write that, Hi Mark, 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:42.960 Hi Corey, how you doing. How are you man? 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:45.760 I'm doing all right? Got all the Iowa gear. You've 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:49.680 fully converted. Yeah, it's over for you. Well, it's it's 0:03:49.720 --> 0:03:50.840 happening this Sunday. 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:57.600 And somehow this week has been the longest and the quickest. 0:03:57.160 --> 0:03:58.400 Week of my life. 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:03.400 So I'm so excited, it's so sad all at the 0:04:03.440 --> 0:04:04.560 same times. 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:08.760 What it was Mark, Yeah, we talked about it with 0:04:08.880 --> 0:04:11.800 Leeber in the last week or so because he just 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:13.600 went through it at Auburn with Ames, and. 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:15.800 Now Parish has to do it with Gianna. 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:16.640 And Ames as well. 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:18.840 Close to Ames Iowa. 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:24.240 Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, the rival Sunday. 0:04:25.000 --> 0:04:25.360 Yeah. 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:29.400 Oh, I'm gonna be crying way harder, way harder. 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:31.040 It's Mark in the toilet. 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:33.159 Do you guys drive down Sunday? 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:37.719 Yeap, drive down Sunday. We check her into her dorm 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:40.960 or moverr and I guess to her dorm at five 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:44.599 or five thirty. Her roommate doesn't move intill the next day. 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:46.479 So then she's going to spend one more night in 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:48.120 the hotel with us. We're going to get up and 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:50.599 have breakfast, and then it's Niagara Falls. 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:58.240 Niagara Falls, Baby, Yeah, you know what movie that's from 0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:05.599 Bruso Mighty Nope, but yeah, I mean yeah, it's a 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:09.200 ghost he says, Niagara. 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:11.719 Okay, it's Jaws. 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:14.680 No, it's from Scrooged the Bill Murray Christmas. 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:17.560 Oh oh, I love that ghost and Jaws. The references 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:21.599 other areas in the Northeast. I've never seen that movie, 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:22.320 really screwed. 0:05:22.360 --> 0:05:24.680 Come on, I've never seen the whole thing either. No, 0:05:24.720 --> 0:05:28.200 I've never seen the same pieces of Bill Murray. Yeah, me, 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:34.120 well with you in spirit, Marco, thank you, brother, brother, 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:35.240 thank you the hell of a. 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:37.680 Rite of passage and congratulations, you know. 0:05:37.680 --> 0:05:39.720 Thank you. Yeah, must have done something right. 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:42.200 That's the thing, right, I mean, like that's the you know, 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:44.320 we've said it's seventy five thousand times. We'll say it's 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:46.159 seventy five thousand more. But that's the reason you raise 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:47.440 them is to leave you. 0:05:47.600 --> 0:05:49.240 Yeah, didn't screw it up too bad. 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:51.960 Is Turner looking at this like this sucks my sister's 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:55.600 leaving or is it like finally I made my family disappear? 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:58.480 Do you know? Yeah? 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:02.160 I mean he's playing it, but we had to. 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:06.400 Uh. One of her friends had kind of right, pick 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:09.160 a song and tell her why you think of her, 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:09.560 why it. 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:10.359 Reminds me of you. 0:06:12.240 --> 0:06:16.360 Yeah, Yeah, And he picked I wish you were here, 0:06:17.040 --> 0:06:20.599 not because of the song necessarily Floyd Pink Floyd. 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:23.839 Yeah, but he was raised by Paris. But yeah, he 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:25.000 doesn't want it to go so. 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:27.240 Yeah, it'll be it'll be uh funny. 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:31.920 Yeah, well, not trying to make you cry. It five 0:06:32.040 --> 0:06:33.919 thirty six in the morning on a Friday. But I 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:35.560 reached out to Gianna and I wanted to know if 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:37.320 she wanted to say anything to you on the air, 0:06:37.360 --> 0:06:39.200 and she left a little message, would you like to 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:39.480 hear it? 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:42.400 I would love to hear it. I watch you again 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:43.960 for the rest of my whole life. 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:47.600 She sounds younger than ye ready. 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:51.039 She has been ready for a couple of years. She 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:52.239 can't wait to get. 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:57.159 Down ready yet it's not nice right exactly, but yeah, 0:06:57.480 --> 0:06:57.920 good for her. 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:01.240 She's always been fearless with I've always been so proud 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:03.120 of and now all of a sudden, I'm terrified over 0:07:03.120 --> 0:07:03.320 it there. 0:07:03.360 --> 0:07:05.400 Yeah, Now, does she have the same major as her dad? 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:07.760 Because you majored in hockey. It's aint cloud correct. 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:10.320 Yeah, No, she's got these things called brains. 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:16.600 Oh yeah, she's business marketing and psychology. I'll give you 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:19.760 one guess why she wants to get into a little psychology. 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:23.360 Yeah, man, yeah, buddy. 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:25.320 Good for you, man, you should be real proud. I am. 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:28.280 Yeah, I am, And I'm looking forward to now that 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:34.400 I'm a Hawkeye football fan. Minnesota's homecoming this year is 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:37.440 against Iowa. My father in law is a die hard 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:39.880 Gopher football fan. And I said, how are you going 0:07:39.960 --> 0:07:42.000 to feel with me sitting next to you and black 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:42.480 and yellow? 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:45.600 Go sit next to Greenway you and Chad high five? 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:47.840 Hell yeah, I got a couple of buddies that played 0:07:47.840 --> 0:07:48.320 at the Gophers. 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:49.800 I'm like, you know, I'm going to get a picture 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:50.440 with you that day. 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:53.640 That's great. She can't get this school now. 0:07:56.240 --> 0:07:58.440 I think I think I was kind of a sweet spot, 0:07:58.560 --> 0:08:00.679 right because I think it like Ben has to drop 0:08:00.880 --> 0:08:04.360 Aims off in Auburn. That's that's half a country away, right, 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:07.760 that's a lot. I mean, there's no weekend drive home. 0:08:07.840 --> 0:08:10.080 There's like it's a full on flight. 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:10.440 Right. 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:13.520 I was the sweet spot where she's on an island 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:15.800 by herself. It's far enough away where mom and dad 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:19.160 can't just pop in, yep, but within striking distance if 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:20.880 you really got to get there, you can be there 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:23.520 in what four hours or something? Yeah, depend it's kind 0:08:23.560 --> 0:08:24.280 of a sweet spot. 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:27.680 Yeah, didn't you buy your cat and named it Boo 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:28.520 boo boobooy. 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:31.880 Go get me some help, oh buddy. 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:34.840 Yeah, and she and her she's going down there with 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:36.760 two of her best friends, which are which is great. 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:39.120 She's not rooming with either one of them, but she's 0:08:39.360 --> 0:08:41.319 she's going to be down there with them, and she's 0:08:41.880 --> 0:08:44.440 there's a couple of concerts she's coming back for, like 0:08:44.520 --> 0:08:47.880 right away, one in August, one is September. So yeah, 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:50.440 so she'll be back and forth plenty. And we already 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:54.400 laid the groundwork where if she comes back to the cities, 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:56.760 she has to stop by mom and Dad. 0:08:56.920 --> 0:09:01.840 Yeah. Sure, Yeah, here's here's one that I will tell 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:03.560 you that I want you to put in your back 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:06.760 pocket and keep there because you'll probably need it. About 0:09:06.800 --> 0:09:11.240 three times. You can do this, You're okay. I appreciate that, 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:13.240 not just you, but her as well. 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:14.280 Only three times. 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:16.880 No, Yeah, she's going to have a few times where 0:09:16.880 --> 0:09:18.720 she's going to be like, I can't do this, I 0:09:18.760 --> 0:09:21.640 want to come home. Yeah, just you can do this, 0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:22.320 You'll be okay. 0:09:22.559 --> 0:09:23.679 Yeah, I told her. 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:26.000 You know, it's going to take you know, two three 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:28.640 weeks maybe a month to get used to it. But 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:30.600 once you, once you kind of get used to it. 0:09:30.679 --> 0:09:32.920 You're going to have a blast. 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:32.880 You know. 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:35.760 Lieber and I were talking about this off the area yesterday. 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:40.560 That freshman year of college for somebody who leaves the house, 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:42.640 leaves the nests, and you're out of there and you're 0:09:42.679 --> 0:09:44.520 on your own. You're living in your own apartment or 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:45.960 your own dorm or whatever it is. 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:49.240 That first year. Most people don't know what their major is, 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:49.720 yet some do. 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:51.400 It sounds like Janna has at least a path in 0:09:51.440 --> 0:09:53.400 mind yep, even though she obviously has a year or 0:09:53.400 --> 0:09:55.440 two to change her mind. But when you're just doing 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:59.559 the generals and you're just like essentially like. 0:09:59.559 --> 0:10:02.080 This right, I watch you for the rest of when 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:02.480 you're like. 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:05.000 I made my family disappear, and you're like, wow, I 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:08.360 have complete freedom. I'm an actual adult. That first year 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:12.120 is so much fun. Then, I would argue, sophomoor ish year, 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:15.600 you're like, oh boy, I better figure out what I 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:17.679 want to do with the rest of myself. That first year, though, 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:20.120 was the fun year. You can extend mine into the 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:21.200 first and second year. 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:24.319 Yeah, you. 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:27.920 Nobody's telling you to go to bed, you know, you 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:30.520 get up, You're completely on your own. That that feeling 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:33.319 of responsibility and being a grown up is incredible. 0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:36.880 Here's the thing, though, man, there's a difference between going 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:39.440 to college close enough to drive home in the weekend 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:43.560 and going to college two or four hours away. Yeah. 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:47.000 That that's a that's a huge difference, man. Yeah, a 0:10:47.040 --> 0:10:49.280 lot of kids have a hard time being that far 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:51.360 away from home, even if they don't expect it, you know. 0:10:51.640 --> 0:10:56.920 Yeah, she had a friend that went to Hawaii and 0:10:57.320 --> 0:11:01.119 she lasted about three weeks and couldn't take it. And 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:04.040 she came back going to the Minnesota And that's understanding. 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:07.040 Long ways away for sure. For sure. 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:09.280 Sounds good on paper though, right, that's spent the next 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:13.840 four years in paradise. Yeah, yeah, man, I'll know. I'll 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:16.160 give my my brother a ton of credit. My brother 0:11:16.200 --> 0:11:18.680 gave me the best advice going into college. You basically said, 0:11:19.240 --> 0:11:22.840 the number one thing you learn in college is time management. 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:26.679 I'm still waiting to learn ships. It's the truth, though, 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:29.320 It's like yeah, and he he's like, look, mom. 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:30.760 And dad aren't going to say this, but he's like, 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:32.559 this is the truth. He goes, you have to skip 0:11:32.600 --> 0:11:34.360 classes once in a while because you have. 0:11:34.280 --> 0:11:37.760 To prioritize a different project. Or a different test over 0:11:37.800 --> 0:11:39.840 a class. He's like, nobody's going to tell you skipping 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:42.000 classes is correct, But you have to figure that out 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:43.320 for your own. 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:47.120 You have to manage your time. And it's like what mom. 0:11:47.040 --> 0:11:48.640 And dad are supposed to tell me what I'm supposed 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:51.000 to do? And then once you're once you're on your 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:53.720 own though. That's that is what adulting is is time manager. 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:58.559 Yeah, here's what you say, you go, I got homework. 0:11:56.920 --> 0:12:00.559 Get it headings the bar, Yeah, to Saint Love. 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:02.640 But that's that's the beauty of it, right as you 0:12:02.720 --> 0:12:06.640 make that choice and if you suffer the consequences, then 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:07.880 you suffer the consequences. 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:10.960 But was it worth it? What am I? Missy Elliott? Yeah? 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:12.559 Great man. 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:15.360 And that's that's one thing Gianna is actually really good 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:16.840 about too already. 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:18.040 Oh yeah, for sure. 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:21.880 She's always she's typically the first one ready and getting 0:12:21.920 --> 0:12:24.040 giving us crap to get ready to get out on time, 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:29.520 and uh, you know a little bit always sleep. Yeah, 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:34.280 I've never been you know, called quick. Yeah. No, So 0:12:34.360 --> 0:12:37.480 she's she's really good about that already, and she understands, 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:40.360 you know, to priorities like classes and everything like that. 0:12:40.440 --> 0:12:43.160 But yeah, it's it's a whole new ballgame when you're 0:12:43.160 --> 0:12:43.719 out on your own. 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:46.920 This is college, just isn't high school? Right? Well, good 0:12:46.920 --> 0:12:50.200 for her, good luck, thank you, I need it. Sweet kid. 0:12:50.320 --> 0:12:51.079 She's gonna do good. 0:12:51.400 --> 0:12:52.920 She'll do great, and you'll be fine too. 0:12:54.600 --> 0:13:01.199 I am looking forward to it. Yeah, yeah, yep, yeah, 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:02.720 I just kinda sit here for a second. 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:06.880 I'm gonna do my best. I just I remember how 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:08.960 all the times I heard Forever Young. 0:13:09.120 --> 0:13:15.760 Yeah, thanks God, you guys can't play I ever tell you. 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:20.040 My parents made Gino and I a tape. Uh and 0:13:20.080 --> 0:13:21.480 when we went to college and gave it to one 0:13:21.559 --> 0:13:24.040 to each of us, uh and it was literally Forever 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:28.559 Young just on repeat. Oh yeah, that wasn't nice. 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:30.800 Take When Rod Stewart or whoever wrote that song, I 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:32.920 don't know if he has the writing creditor, whoever wrote 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:33.320 that song. 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:36.400 Do you think when they wrote that they knew it 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:37.520 was going to be. 0:13:37.320 --> 0:13:40.200 For high school graduations and things for the rest of time? 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:41.760 Or was it just like, this is a nice song 0:13:41.760 --> 0:13:42.440 about growing up. 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:44.120 We had a little boy at the time, And the 0:13:44.160 --> 0:13:46.520 reason I know this, Corey, is because little boy just 0:13:46.559 --> 0:13:49.839 had the cutest red, curly hair and I saw him 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:52.560 perform it. Live, like at the Grammys or something like that, 0:13:52.880 --> 0:13:53.160 and he. 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:54.560 Brought the little wrong the time it came out. 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:57.439 Yeah yeah, yeah, it's brand new, and this sticks in 0:13:57.480 --> 0:13:59.679 my mind. I guarantee you can find this on YouTube. 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:01.720 He brought the little boy on stage and there's like 0:14:01.760 --> 0:14:05.760 a you know, a catwalk, and he's walking and at 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:07.000 the end of the little boy comes up and he's 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:09.000 holding the little boy's hand and he walks and then 0:14:09.040 --> 0:14:11.160 he does this rock star move where he turns and 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:14.200 he almost drags the whole boy across the stage. And 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:16.560 he's trying to be a rock star because he's Rod 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:18.880 Stewart and he's playing to the crowd, and I thought 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:22.040 he was going to jerk the arm off his So 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:23.920 the only reason I'm pretty sure he wrote it, and 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:25.880 I'm pretty sure he wrote it about his own little 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:26.560 boy at that moment. 0:14:27.200 --> 0:14:28.920 Yeah yeah, So I. 0:14:28.880 --> 0:14:31.880 Gotta find that because I remember being disturbed by how 0:14:31.920 --> 0:14:35.080 he you know, it was a tough spies Rod Stewart, 0:14:36.240 --> 0:14:38.640 He's being a rock star, but he almost dislocated his 0:14:38.680 --> 0:14:41.160 son's shoulder about five times. 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:43.960 It's got to be one of the most popular songs 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:47.720 that has made the most people cry happy tears. 0:14:47.920 --> 0:14:53.520 In the history of popular music. Yeah, it's a great slammer. Two, 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:53.880 can you. 0:14:53.840 --> 0:14:56.320 Finally fly Fly Away? I'll be hoping that I served you. Well, 0:14:56.640 --> 0:14:58.480 that's the whole song on one line right there. 0:14:58.680 --> 0:15:01.600 I'm so lucky that that concert got canceled. But and 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:03.320 I were gonna go still. 0:15:04.880 --> 0:15:07.040 And you're also so lucky that you're gonna be probably 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:10.080 ninety Yeah when your son graduates, So you'll be crying 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:11.040 about pooping your pants. 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:14.440 Oh yeah, they'll have to if his if his dorm 0:15:14.480 --> 0:15:16.560 rooms up a flight of stairs, I'll have to sit and. 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:18.320 Wait because I can't go up the stairs. 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:22.240 You're gonna have one of those electric seats that goes 0:15:22.320 --> 0:15:25.840 up the stairs, like the gal from Gremlins. Yeah, for sure, 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:28.800 called sharelift thingsrelift. 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:31.960 Yeahs are going to be like, Uh, is your grandpa 0:15:32.040 --> 0:15:35.000 gonna come see you? That's my my dad? 0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:36.480 Are they? 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:36.960 Oh? 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:40.560 Are they loading him into the back of that semi Yeah, 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:41.520 he's gotta. 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:43.440 Go home now. The guy that can't be one hundred 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:48.240 yards from the school. No, that's not me. That Rosen 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:49.160 died a while ago. 0:15:49.600 --> 0:15:52.040 All right, you are kind of you are kind of 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:54.920 dancing with a mustache there. Just it's like it almost 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:57.640 looks like a mustache, which makes it look like you're 0:15:57.640 --> 0:15:58.160 on a list. 0:15:58.920 --> 0:16:01.720 Okay, given, Yeah, I mean you got. 0:16:01.800 --> 0:16:05.400 You got like the the five o'clock shadow beard thing going. 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:07.120 But I don't know. Is it just mirrored? Does the 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:09.000 mustache look a little prominent? 0:16:11.400 --> 0:16:13.280 I found that, I think, and by the way they 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:16.640 recreated it with the little boy being when he's about 0:16:16.640 --> 0:16:19.960 as tall as he is. Wow, of course I remember. 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:22.120 It's nineteen eighty nine. That's when I graduated high school. 0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:23.920 I didn't realize that. 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:25.520 Oh my god. 0:16:25.800 --> 0:16:27.840 Oh you're not gonna be able to watch this. Yeah, 0:16:27.880 --> 0:16:30.200 Oh my gosh, I wish I could play it. He's 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:31.760 singing it. He's on his knees at the front of 0:16:31.800 --> 0:16:34.000 the stage, and behind him this curtain lifts and the 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:35.040 little boy standing there. 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:38.280 Oh my god. 0:16:38.560 --> 0:16:40.800 I wish I could play Sons of Bitches? 0:16:41.000 --> 0:16:42.600 What a great benefit. Isn't his kid? 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:43.400 Yeah? 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:44.960 Just an actor? 0:16:45.360 --> 0:16:46.800 I'm assuming it's the one from the video. 0:16:47.200 --> 0:16:49.400 No, this is all the Grammy American Music Award. 0:16:49.480 --> 0:16:53.080 No, the same kid. Maybe not. Maybe the kid in 0:16:53.120 --> 0:16:57.720 the video is an actor. Yeah great, Maybe he was 0:16:57.720 --> 0:16:59.920 the kid that played Junior from Problem Child. 0:17:00.320 --> 0:17:02.920 Look at him. Okay, hell, I'm gonna rewrite it? 0:17:03.520 --> 0:17:05.680 No, can you can see what the crowd? 0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:11.520 Oh, look at the hairy had back then, and that 0:17:11.600 --> 0:17:13.080 was Pete Rod Stewart hair. 0:17:14.680 --> 0:17:21.880 There's his little boy. 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:29.800 Boy hmmm yeah. Yeah, I mean I don't know how 0:17:29.800 --> 0:17:30.840 it's all Rod Stewart is. 0:17:30.840 --> 0:17:33.560 But this looks like this looks a little bit like 0:17:33.600 --> 0:17:44.000 when Willow's kids run up to him in the he does. Yeah, 0:17:44.119 --> 0:17:46.560 they have such distinct features. They both look like they 0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:49.800 should be in the game. Guess who does your guy 0:17:49.880 --> 0:17:52.920 have curly hair? No, okay, it's not this kid. 0:17:55.240 --> 0:17:56.200 Could your guy Rod? 0:17:56.359 --> 0:17:58.879 Could your guy be mistaken for a lady with a 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:00.840 perm Yeah? 0:18:01.440 --> 0:18:03.440 Do you have Rod? Might be both kids? 0:18:03.480 --> 0:18:05.640 I mean he's got the kids got a perm too 0:18:05.640 --> 0:18:08.360 in this one. How did you ever have aggressive haircut? 0:18:09.240 --> 0:18:13.640 Yeah? I bet you look sweet? 0:18:13.119 --> 0:18:17.119 Like like what I have left is naturally? 0:18:17.520 --> 0:18:20.440 Are you're ordering a Yeah? 0:18:20.480 --> 0:18:23.920 This video is so much creepier if you just imagine 0:18:23.960 --> 0:18:28.199 it's not his kid. It's a total tone changer. You're like, 0:18:28.240 --> 0:18:30.040 stop dragging this random around. 0:18:30.520 --> 0:18:32.320 How you can get your penis and past that type? 0:18:33.160 --> 0:18:36.600 Those are very tight? Change? Well, that's rod Man, I 0:18:36.640 --> 0:18:41.080 know Rod Well. They have matching plaid shirts. Yeah, the 0:18:41.320 --> 0:18:43.040 little football. Great bit. 0:18:43.440 --> 0:18:46.600 God, that's a great scene. This kid's like, who is 0:18:46.640 --> 0:18:49.879 this old guy? It's your dad, man, he's been on 0:18:49.920 --> 0:18:51.560