WEBVTT - How Much Uber Drivers Actually Make

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<v Speaker 1>It's KFI AM 640, and you're listening to The Conway

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<v Speaker 1>Show On Demand on the iHeartRadio app. I was coming

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<v Speaker 1>back from the track today. I got wiped out. You

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<v Speaker 1>can probably hear it in my voice. And I was

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<v Speaker 1>listening to the tail end of Monks and Merrill. And

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<v Speaker 1>at the end, Monks, Michael Monks, said, stay dry. And

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<v Speaker 1>somebody said, oh, Gary does that. And Monk said, what?

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<v Speaker 1>And they said, yeah, Gary at the end of every

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<v Speaker 1>show says, stay dry out there, everybody. Something like that, right?

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<v Speaker 1>Stay dry.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's been doing it for years. And Monk, who

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<v Speaker 1>follows that show, said, I've never heard that before. I've

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<v Speaker 1>never heard him say that before. And I thought, really?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he says it every day. You know, there

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<v Speaker 1>are some days where I don't say ding dong on

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<v Speaker 1>the air. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty rare.

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<v Speaker 1>But there are some days. So it's he says he's

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<v Speaker 1>more consistent with stay dry than I am with ding dong. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's his sign off. That's right. And he follows that

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<v Speaker 1>show and he's never heard it. So co-hosted that show.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's never heard that before. So I. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>did the right thing.

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<v Speaker 2>And called.

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<v Speaker 1>Our boss, Brian Long, and said he should be suspended

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<v Speaker 1>for that. You know, maybe for a week. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe two weeks without pay. Pretty severe.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, this station needs to be consistent. And when somebody

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<v Speaker 1>comes up with something as great as stay dry, you

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<v Speaker 1>have got to respect the stay dryness. And you have

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<v Speaker 1>got to know what the other shows are doing. So

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<v Speaker 1>I would say two weeks, no pay, maybe a week

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<v Speaker 1>with no pay. And Brian's like, did you lose at

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<v Speaker 1>the track?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So somebody's going to pay for it, huh? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I did lose at the track. I said, but Brian,

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<v Speaker 1>you think it's a big deal, right? And he just

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<v Speaker 1>hung up on me.

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<v Speaker 6>Click.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Go on. Great decision. All right, but I thought that

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<v Speaker 1>was odd. I don't know if Monks was kidding that

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<v Speaker 1>he never heard. But everybody knows that. Crozier, you probably

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<v Speaker 1>know that, that he says stay dry.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>And Shannon says blessings.

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<v Speaker 1>Shannon.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>She says blessings.

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<v Speaker 1>He says stay dry. That's right. Yeah. Stay dry, everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>And blessings, right. I know that.

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<v Speaker 2>Blessings.

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<v Speaker 1>And he follows that show and he doesn't know that.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's going on with that guy, but

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<v Speaker 1>something's happening with him.

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<v Speaker 2>Not very invested, is he?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he did say something funny today. He was on

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<v Speaker 1>with Andy Riesmeyer, and Andy said, you're going out of town.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not going to do anything. Monk says, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>got a lot of crying to catch up on. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to go home and do just two or three

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<v Speaker 1>hours of crying every day. That is funny. He is

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<v Speaker 1>very funny. Funny, funny stuff. That's my wife's favorite show.

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't listen to anything else on the station. Other

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<v Speaker 1>than that show.

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<v Speaker 2>Not even this show?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding? She has 21 hours of this at home.

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<v Speaker 1>You think she's going to buy into another three?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, four?

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<v Speaker 1>It's 20 hours. Crozier, I swear to God. Don't call Brian. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling Brian. He can't afford to have two people

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<v Speaker 1>suspended for the next couple weeks.

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<v Speaker 7>All right, let's talk about this.

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<v Speaker 1>Hurricane Marie thing. I know it's not coming our way,

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<v Speaker 1>but the waves are, and the high tide could wipe

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<v Speaker 1>some people out. Wipe you out.

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<v Speaker 6>Last night, it was churning around down there as a cartoon,

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<v Speaker 6>and that built some big swell.

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<v Speaker 1>Dallas Rains, ABC.

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<v Speaker 6>They're on the way to Southern California. We'll start arriving tomorrow. Actually,

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<v Speaker 6>late tonight. But if you're looking for the weather, we

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<v Speaker 6>do have changes coming. Tomorrow, we'll see another really nice day,

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<v Speaker 6>I think, but more clouds coming in.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, good.

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<v Speaker 6>And the humidity starts to go up. And then get

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<v Speaker 6>the umbrella ready for the chance of some rain coming

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<v Speaker 6>in on Sunday. That was fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you hear that? Rain on Sunday. Don't half-ass this show,

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<v Speaker 1>this station. A lot of information. A lot of important

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<v Speaker 1>information comes out. Hourly.

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<v Speaker 6>Minute.

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<v Speaker 1>Every minute.

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<v Speaker 4>Go, go, go.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you got to listen. So we have rain possibly

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<v Speaker 1>on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 3>On Sunday.

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<v Speaker 6>Now, as far as the surf is concerned, it is

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<v Speaker 6>going to be big, and we have to look all

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<v Speaker 6>the way up the coastline, especially on those southerly-facing beaches.

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<v Speaker 6>You could see some 10-foot breakers and huge rip currents

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<v Speaker 6>coming through.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, southern-facing beaches for people who just have arrived here

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<v Speaker 1>or people who have a really poor sense of direction,

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<v Speaker 1>that's most of the Orange County beaches up through Seal Beach,

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<v Speaker 1>Long Beach. San Pedro area. And then you have the

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<v Speaker 1>west-facing beaches, which is Redondo, Hermosa, Manhattan. And then you

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<v Speaker 1>swing again south, Santa Monica, Malibu, and Zuma. And so

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<v Speaker 1>you've got to be aware, if you're in a southern-facing beach,

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<v Speaker 1>that this could get a little hairy this weekend. Through

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<v Speaker 1>the area.

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<v Speaker 6>So let's... Put it together for you so you can see. Saturday,

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<v Speaker 6>look at Marie turning up high tide at 5.53 p.m.

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<v Speaker 6>And this is the size, 6 to 10.

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<v Speaker 2>Feet with ripcords.

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<v Speaker 6>Then once we get into Sunday, we have a chance

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<v Speaker 6>of rain, high tide at 7.09 and still 4 to

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<v Speaker 6>8 feet. And even on Monday, we're looking at 3

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<v Speaker 6>to 6 feet, occasional 8 with a high tide at

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<v Speaker 6>about 7 o'clock. So this is the main influence. But

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<v Speaker 6>that rain that will come down is going to be

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<v Speaker 6>kind of cool, too.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Belio, we gave out these high tide numbers yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>I envision Dallas rains sitting in a parking lot of

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<v Speaker 1>Sizzler or Cocos or something and writing those numbers down

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<v Speaker 1>as we were knocking them out. You think that's what happened? Oh, absolutely.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He's probably in some Cocos or Denny's or IHOP. And

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, oh, Conway's on it. Wait, slow down.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, no, that's a good one.

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<v Speaker 1>What did he say? High time. Ding dong. Yeah, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Stay dry out there, everybody.

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<v Speaker 7>You're listening to Tim Conway Jr. On Demand from KFI

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<v Speaker 7>AM 640. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>There's some nervous people in Vegas because taxis, Uber, Lyft,

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<v Speaker 1>that's how a ton of people In that area, in

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<v Speaker 1>that part of Nevada, make money, you know, picking people

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<v Speaker 1>up on the strip, take them to different hotels, different shows, airport, whorehouses,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the whole run. And so the people get nervous. Now, Steph,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a current Uber and Lyft driver, or both, or

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<v Speaker 1>one or the other?

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<v Speaker 8>Right now, it's just Uber, but I've done both.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Why did you bail on Lyft?

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<v Speaker 8>Just lazy I haven't signed up.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that. I love that honesty. Only kids give

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<v Speaker 1>you that honesty nowadays. Laziness.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do it eventually.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. But we used to have a guy that

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<v Speaker 1>we worked with. His name was Dan Finder. Malibu Dan, right?

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<v Speaker 1>And this is 25 years ago. And I wasn't going

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<v Speaker 1>to be home on a Sunday night, but I saw

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<v Speaker 1>the promo for 60 Minutes, and I knew they were

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<v Speaker 1>going to do a great story, and I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>use the audio on Monday. And so I said to

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<v Speaker 1>Malibu Dan, I said, hey, buddy, can you record? It

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<v Speaker 1>was on VHS, right? Can you record 60 Minutes and

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<v Speaker 1>bring it in, and I'll transfer it on to audio

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<v Speaker 1>and put it in the audio vault and play it

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<v Speaker 1>on Monday? He goes, you got it, buddy. And so

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<v Speaker 1>I came in on Monday. I said, hey, do you

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<v Speaker 1>have the 60 Minutes audio? He goes, oh, man, buddy.

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<v Speaker 1>you're not going to believe this. I said, what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>And he said, I was too high and drunk. I said, what? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he said, I was blowing some weed with some friends,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we got into tequila, and I was passed

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<v Speaker 1>out by about six o'clock, and I didn't wake up

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<v Speaker 1>till about 9.30 or 10, and I slept through it.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, do you know what you're saying? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you work for me. I'm your boss and stuff. And

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<v Speaker 1>you're telling me you're too high and drunk to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the honesty, but, man, oh, man, I'd come

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<v Speaker 1>up with something better than that. You know? Imagine that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine coming in. Hey, Belio, you got the audio there?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, the NFL's opening up. Did you get the audio.

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<v Speaker 2>I asked you?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Christ. What happened?

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<v Speaker 1>Your TV's out? Or your cable? Was I drunk and high?

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot which word. But can you imagine if Belio

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<v Speaker 1>said I was too high and too drunk to work?

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot if I was the example of what you

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<v Speaker 1>should say versus... Yeah, whatever. But man, oh man, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't imagine that. All right, let's find out what's going

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<v Speaker 1>on here with Vegas because everyone's nervous that these jobs, Uber, Lyft,

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<v Speaker 1>are going away.

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<v Speaker 3>Becoming an Uber or Lyft driver and picking up passengers

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<v Speaker 3>at the airport requires a license and paying a yearly fee.

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<v Speaker 3>But now these rideshare drivers are going to have stiff competition.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you can use a Zoox autonomous car.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you hear that?

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<v Speaker 3>Zoox. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Z-O-O-X? Is that how they?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, man.

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<v Speaker 3>Zoox. Zoox autonomous car to take you to and from

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<v Speaker 3>the airport.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it looks like one of those toasters. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of a cool looking car, I guess.

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<v Speaker 4>It is.

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<v Speaker 5>Not too happy about it, but, you know, it's going

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<v Speaker 5>to take a lot of business from us.

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<v Speaker 3>Mike Buttawalla drives Uber full time.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, what a great name.

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<v Speaker 3>Mike Buttawalla.

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<v Speaker 1>Mike Buttawalla. You think he ever got teased in third grade?

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<v Speaker 1>The name like butt?

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<v Speaker 2>They called him Walla Butta.

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<v Speaker 1>Buttawalla? Walla Butta, hey.

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<v Speaker 3>Buttawalla drives Uber full time. Zooks traveling to the airport

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<v Speaker 3>puts more hands in a small honeypot.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet this is said to Buttawalla. He goes, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I read this book the other day. It's called Spots

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<v Speaker 1>on the Wall by Who Flung Do. I bet that

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<v Speaker 1>happened in third grade.

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<v Speaker 3>How has business been?

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<v Speaker 1>I still enjoy that joke.

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<v Speaker 3>How has business been this year?

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<v Speaker 5>Very slow. Not as safe as the previous years. maybe

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<v Speaker 5>the economy.

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<v Speaker 3>Driver Reginald Moore is dealing with the same thing. It's slow.

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<v Speaker 4>The difference from when I first started to now has

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<v Speaker 4>been really underwhelming.

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<v Speaker 3>This is Moore's first year as a full-time rideshare driver.

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<v Speaker 3>He's not against.

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<v Speaker 1>Getting his feet wet.

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<v Speaker 3>He's not against Zoox, but is concerned due to his

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<v Speaker 3>income already taking a hit.

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<v Speaker 4>The amounts have definitely gone down. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 4>it has anything to do with what's going on with

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<v Speaker 4>Zoox or any of these other companies.

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<v Speaker 2>Hard to know.

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<v Speaker 1>God, those Zooks cars are loud.

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<v Speaker 3>Zoox announced Wednesday it's offering services to Harry Reid International Airport,

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<v Speaker 3>saying in a statement, bringing autonomous transportation to one of

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<v Speaker 3>the country's busiest airports requires true partnership.

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<v Speaker 1>How are those Zoox? Are they like, every time I

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<v Speaker 1>see a car like that, it's going eight miles an hour.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't figure out which way it's going.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Because both ends are the same.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, I don't know if it's going forward or backwards,

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<v Speaker 1>but they're always going 14 miles an hour. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how anybody gets anywhere on time.

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<v Speaker 9>I took one in Vegas a couple months ago, and

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<v Speaker 9>it was great, but yeah, it takes its time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it does.

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<v Speaker 9>And if anything's happening in front of it, its ability

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<v Speaker 9>to sort of adapt or either go around or whatever,

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<v Speaker 9>it kind of sits there.

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<v Speaker 2>You can feel it thinking on what to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Same like Waymo.

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<v Speaker 8>I think it overcompensates because it doesn't want to.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're right.

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<v Speaker 9>Especially when you're pulling right up to your destination. You're

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<v Speaker 9>like 10 feet from it. If there are any cars

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<v Speaker 9>that are doing the same thing, you're going to be

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<v Speaker 9>sitting in there and you're like, ah, just.

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<v Speaker 2>Open the door.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm glad you brought that up, Crozier, because I

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<v Speaker 1>have the solution. I'm always the solution guy, as Belio said.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a million great ideas and I don't do

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<v Speaker 1>any of them. Okay, here's the solution for Zooks and

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<v Speaker 1>these autonomous cars. In the back, you can set it

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<v Speaker 1>to what you want. You can set it to old

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<v Speaker 1>woman driver, you know, little old lady in Pasadena, or

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<v Speaker 1>you can set it to an average guy, or you

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<v Speaker 1>can set it to Dukes of Hazzard style.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Where you're going to get there in eight seconds, but man,

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to be on sidewalks and overpasses and you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to be rolling.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of tires lifting off the pavement.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you should be able to set it at Dukes

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<v Speaker 1>of Hazzard.

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<v Speaker 3>And we are grateful to the Clark County Department of

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<v Speaker 3>Aviation and the state of Nevada for their continued support

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<v Speaker 3>as we help shape the future of mobility. But drivers

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<v Speaker 3>are asking the airport, what about us?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what about us?

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<v Speaker 5>You got to think about the other people, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>the middle people too, because they're like myself, I do

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<v Speaker 5>a full-time job So there's a lot of guys there

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<v Speaker 5>trying to depend on this income.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel bad for these guys. Full-time job trying to,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, raise a family, you know, with Uber or Lyft.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Steph, what can you make on Lyft and Uber?

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<v Speaker 1>What's your best week? Can you make a grand? You

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<v Speaker 1>stop breathing so loudly when I ask you questions. I

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<v Speaker 1>was making average. Electrolux in there.

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<v Speaker 8>Like $ 1, 500 to $ 1, 600 a week.

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<v Speaker 2>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>$ 1, 600 a week?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I was working a lot, though. What was

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<v Speaker 2>the best week you ever had? How much?

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<v Speaker 8>Probably, it always falls, like, if I would have worked

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<v Speaker 8>this last week, 4th of July, it was probably a

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<v Speaker 8>little over $ 2, 000.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so if you're averaging $ 1, 600 a week, you're making

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<v Speaker 1>$ 83, 000 a year. Give or take, yeah. i mean gas

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<v Speaker 1>and all that yeah but that's great living.

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<v Speaker 9>And how many how many days a week are you

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<v Speaker 9>out there doing that to make that much i.

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<v Speaker 8>Was doing it monday through saturday sunday was my i

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<v Speaker 8>had at least one i had to take one day off.

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<v Speaker 9>Hey you're doing six days yeah and how long like

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<v Speaker 9>average so.

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<v Speaker 8>Uh monday would be from about 5 a.m wow till

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<v Speaker 8>like 5 or 6 p.m.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh come on wait you you got you got toll

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<v Speaker 1>you got rides at five mostly airport stuff oh yeah

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<v Speaker 1>that was just airport yeah rides for the so you're

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<v Speaker 1>working more than 70 hours a week for the most

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<v Speaker 1>part yeah you make 85 000 a year though.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah i was doing pretty good 75 hours a week

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<v Speaker 8>yeah i was.

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<v Speaker 1>Working a lot did what did you call what'd you

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<v Speaker 1>pay in gas i know you had a hybrid what

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<v Speaker 1>did you pay 100 bucks a week in gas yeah

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<v Speaker 1>it was.

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<v Speaker 8>Probably like yeah 100 maybe 150 bucks like every day

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<v Speaker 8>i'd fill up it would be like well now i

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<v Speaker 8>don't know how much it would be but Every day

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<v Speaker 8>would be like 25, 30 bucks just to fill up.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you an upscale card? You have mints and water.

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<v Speaker 3>Mints. In the beginning.

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<v Speaker 1>Charging station.

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<v Speaker 2>Only in the beginning.

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<v Speaker 8>But then I just reduced it to chargers because that's

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<v Speaker 8>what I realized what people really needed.

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<v Speaker 2>People kept snagging the mints, were they?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Was it a big decision to lose the mints? No,

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<v Speaker 1>because it was just like, it wasn't worth it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't tell everybody?

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't say, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll grab a handful. It was three more weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't an announcement. It wasn't an announcement. Four more

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<v Speaker 1>weeks of mints and then we're done. Cutting it off.

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<v Speaker 2>Little notes on the back of the seats. Little post-its.

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<v Speaker 2>Get your mints now.

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<v Speaker 1>14 more days until mint free.

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<v Speaker 2>Limited time only. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I never trusted the mints and the water. I always

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<v Speaker 1>thought that was odd. But I like the generosity of it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I thought, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Mints.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm driving a 7-Eleven around.

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<v Speaker 3>Zooks and the airport declined an on-camera interview where I

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<v Speaker 3>would have asked him about some of those concerns that

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<v Speaker 3>the rideshare drivers have. But in a statement, the airport

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<v Speaker 3>says it's proud of its partnership with Zooks. Reporting near

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<v Speaker 3>Harry Reid International Airport, Joshua Pagaro, 8 News Now.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go. Wow, this guy's on TV? Is that right?

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<v Speaker 3>Airport, Joshua Pagaro, 8 News Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, man, oh man.

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<v Speaker 3>But in a statement, the airport says it's proud of

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<v Speaker 3>its partnership with Zooks.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds like he's 16. Trying to be nice, but yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He also sounds like he's overcome a speech impediment or

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<v Speaker 1>he's deaf and overcame that.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, there does sound like there's something a little bit

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<v Speaker 9>that makes you kind of go, what's up there?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I'm very proud of that. Because I had

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<v Speaker 1>a speech impediment when I was growing up. Like Dolly

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<v Speaker 1>Parton doesn't like when people do cross-eyed. I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>when people do speech impediment stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Really? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>I will tell you what, one thing I've noticed being

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<v Speaker 9>in this industry is you got that ear for it.

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<v Speaker 9>You gain an ear for it and you realize the,

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<v Speaker 9>the large percentage of broadcasters that have speech impediments.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that right? There is a huge, I mean, if

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<v Speaker 2>you really.

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<v Speaker 9>Listen, a lot have like a lisp of some kind

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<v Speaker 9>or like that tongue thrust aspect. There are a huge

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<v Speaker 9>amount of broadcasters that have speech impediments.

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<v Speaker 1>They currently have it or overcame it?

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<v Speaker 9>You can still hear it there. So I don't know

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<v Speaker 9>if they're still kind of working through it or this

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<v Speaker 9>is the lasting aspects of them having it in the past.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's wild.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never even put that together. That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>It is Labor Day weekend. Three days to do whatever

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<v Speaker 1>you want. You get high. You blow some weed.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Pills. Coke. A little blow. Vodka. Whatever you're doing.

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<v Speaker 4>Horse.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Paint.

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<v Speaker 6>Sniff.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Glue.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're doing glue. I don't recommend glue.

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I think that really rips you up. But whatever you

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<v Speaker 1>do to lose the edge, I don't judge it. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>reality is really tough to be in 24 hours a day,

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<v Speaker 1>seven days a week. And if you can lose it

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<v Speaker 1>and it doesn't become a problem in your life, then

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<v Speaker 1>God bless you.

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<v Speaker 7>You're listening to Tim Conway Jr. On Demand from KFI

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<v Speaker 7>AM 640.

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<v Speaker 1>I almost wore that shirt. I have that exact same shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you really? Yeah. Can you imagine the ribbing that

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<v Speaker 1>ballet would have given us? We'd both show up in

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<v Speaker 1>the same shirt. Where'd you get it? At Kohl's.

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<v Speaker 5>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, where'd you get yours? I get everything online. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't go into stores for shirts anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>You buy all your clothes online? Yeah, mostly, yeah. Really? Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>with Amazon, you can send them back. If I go

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<v Speaker 1>to like thrift stores, then yeah, I'm buying. And then

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<v Speaker 1>on occasion, if I'm buying something specific, I'll run in. God,

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<v Speaker 1>does Amazon make returns easy as hell? I took a thing,

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<v Speaker 1>I had to return, I don't know what it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It didn't fit or didn't look great or I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it Might have been illegal in California. Was

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<v Speaker 1>it this shirt?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it wasn't this shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to take something back. I mean, it looks

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<v Speaker 1>good on you, though. Yeah, evidently you haven't been to

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<v Speaker 1>the Amazon return aisle yet. So I went to Whole

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<v Speaker 1>Foods and I walk in with the product. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have the receipt or anything. I lost it. And I said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>can I return this? They said, yeah. What's your email address?

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<v Speaker 2>Gave her that.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, do I fill something out? She goes, no.

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<v Speaker 1>And just took it from me.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You can hand, if you go on and you say return,

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<v Speaker 1>it'll say, where do you live? And I'll say, just,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a homeless guy on the corner. Hand it to him.

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<v Speaker 1>He'll get it to us. And they do. I'm like, good. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of Amazon and people like FedEx and UPS and

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<v Speaker 1>the post office on a certain level, whenever I see

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<v Speaker 1>a guy in a UPS truck or FedEx or Amazon

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<v Speaker 1>trying to make a left, I always stop, try to

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<v Speaker 1>clear traffic and get this guy rolling because that guy's working.

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<v Speaker 1>That guy needs the space. It needs the gaps. He

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<v Speaker 1>needs to get rolling again. Those guys are working. Absolutely. Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>Them and truck drivers. Everybody's like, oh, there's a truck driver.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what that truck driver's doing? He's bringing produce

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<v Speaker 1>to the grocery store. For your fat ass.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Not you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying people. No, I appreciate it. No, I'm doing

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<v Speaker 1>what I can, man. But it's always like they are

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<v Speaker 1>actually doing something. That's right.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to go get your blowout, honey, or you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to do whatever. And it's that guy right there. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>they make me nervous. Sorry, they're bringing the world to us.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. On crack and whatever they have to do

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<v Speaker 1>to stay up because it's a long haul. And eating

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<v Speaker 1>bad food and all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>And then.

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<v Speaker 1>Anybody on a motorcycle. Because I can't see behind me

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<v Speaker 1>if they're, you know, Mongols or not. So I just

0:20:55.720 --> 0:20:57.710
<v Speaker 1>treat them all like Mongols. I do the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I never understood why motorcycles are always so loud.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, they roll down the street and they're loud

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<v Speaker 1>as hell. And then a motorcyclist called the show one night,

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<v Speaker 1>like three, four years ago. And he said, the reason

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<v Speaker 1>why we have loud bikes is to save our lives

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<v Speaker 1>because you can't see us, but you can hear us. Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, my brother, my wife used to ride,

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<v Speaker 1>but my brother would ride down a street like a

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<v Speaker 1>cul-de-sac and he would zigzag like a cop doing a

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<v Speaker 1>speed break. Oh, okay. Because... People in their driveways pulling

0:21:31.260 --> 0:21:35.300
<v Speaker 1>out don't see you, and everything's big movements, loud noises

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<v Speaker 1>for people. Yeah. I understand it. I understand it. I

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<v Speaker 1>do like when I pull off to the side a

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<v Speaker 1>little and I give the motorcycle a little more room,

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<v Speaker 1>I do like the wave, the thank you wave.

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<v Speaker 3>I do, too.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, they do. If they see you moving aside, they'll

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<v Speaker 1>do it, right? Most of the time. Yeah, not all

0:21:52.950 --> 0:21:53.210
<v Speaker 1>of them.

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<v Speaker 2>You feel superior when you get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I do like it. I'm pretty much riding a bike,

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<v Speaker 1>my hog, right now, even though I'm in a Yugo.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like with them. Right, exactly. Get your motor running.

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<v Speaker 1>And you have nothing on the highway. Hey, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to give you a compliment listening on the way in.

0:22:11.240 --> 0:22:15.070
<v Speaker 1>Your negative bias is the sweetest, sweetest note in this

0:22:15.140 --> 0:22:18.190
<v Speaker 1>entire station. You go from Handel, who's like, you know,

0:22:18.270 --> 0:22:20.630
<v Speaker 1>the weather is going to kill us. We're all going

0:22:20.650 --> 0:22:25.669
<v Speaker 1>to die. Everything's horrible. You move on to... to Monks

0:22:25.730 --> 0:22:29.209
<v Speaker 1>and Merrill, and it's like there's homeless in human feces.

0:22:29.250 --> 0:22:33.580
<v Speaker 1>You go to John. I can't believe it. This one-party

0:22:33.660 --> 0:22:37.040
<v Speaker 1>rule in California is horrible. And then I turn on Conway,

0:22:37.060 --> 0:22:44.060
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, I'm in this car. Trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>a ride somewhere, and he's got mints in.

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<v Speaker 3>There.

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<v Speaker 1>What's with the mints? Ah, baboo, the mints.

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<v Speaker 2>I walk in.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm at the Ace Hardware. I walk in. The guy's like, hi.

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<v Speaker 1>What's with?

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<v Speaker 3>What's with the high?

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<v Speaker 2>What's a high?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, we're buddies now? We're best friends? I walk in, ah-ba-boo.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like, the world is much different in your eyes. Like,

0:23:08.450 --> 0:23:11.760
<v Speaker 1>every little thing is like... It's different. If you call me, boom,

0:23:11.800 --> 0:23:15.740
<v Speaker 1>you're in my car. Ah-ba-boo, you're in my car. I

0:23:15.760 --> 0:23:18.360
<v Speaker 1>was at Lowe's. Lowe's, you and I ran into each

0:23:18.420 --> 0:23:22.119
<v Speaker 1>other in Empire Center. Love that Lowe's. And a guy,

0:23:22.150 --> 0:23:26.650
<v Speaker 1>I walk in, and a guy looks at me and goes...

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<v Speaker 1>I was with my daughter. And looks at me and goes, ding-dong!

0:23:30.580 --> 0:23:32.820
<v Speaker 1>And I look at him and I go, ding dong.

0:23:32.840 --> 0:23:37.490
<v Speaker 1>And he said, what? I said, you said ding dong.

0:23:37.570 --> 0:23:40.370
<v Speaker 1>To me, I'm saying ding dong to you. And he goes, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>The guy behind you, I was saying, hey, Ron. And

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<v Speaker 1>to me, it sounded like ding-dong, and my daughter's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe this is going on. I don't even

0:23:50.430 --> 0:23:52.370
<v Speaker 1>have an answer to my own name, because it could

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<v Speaker 1>be Leo, it could be, I just pretend until someone

0:23:55.210 --> 0:23:57.199
<v Speaker 1>taps me in the shoulder and says I'm talking to you,

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't want to be in that position.

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<v Speaker 9>I'm wondering if that guy thought, is this one of

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<v Speaker 9>those bathroom things where your feet touch each other?

0:24:05.880 --> 0:24:09.540
<v Speaker 1>By the way, after I heard that was a thing,

0:24:09.560 --> 0:24:12.790
<v Speaker 1>remember it happened in the Montana airport. Some Republican got caught,

0:24:12.830 --> 0:24:15.310
<v Speaker 1>like a Senator got caught, you know, playing footsie with

0:24:15.350 --> 0:24:17.990
<v Speaker 1>a guy. I didn't know that was a thing. Now,

0:24:18.290 --> 0:24:24.570
<v Speaker 1>after that, I keep both feet together. Under my toilet seat.

0:24:24.869 --> 0:24:27.290
<v Speaker 1>They're touching each other when I'm on the can. They're

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<v Speaker 1>up on the door in front of you. You don't

0:24:29.170 --> 0:24:33.619
<v Speaker 1>want any confusion. And I'm looking left, right, left, right, left, right.

0:24:33.640 --> 0:24:35.700
<v Speaker 1>I don't want any of that action at all.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

0:24:38.060 --> 0:24:41.320
<v Speaker 1>I want to save this for you when you got here.

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<v Speaker 1>I was hoping that you would spend an hour clicking

0:24:44.340 --> 0:24:45.659
<v Speaker 1>that bottle top.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what that is. Annoying. No, that's not it.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>It can be two things.

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<v Speaker 1>It can be both. What is that stuff they drop

0:25:05.390 --> 0:25:11.500
<v Speaker 1>out of helicopters? Retardant? That's when it's tarred a second time?

0:25:11.520 --> 0:25:12.820
<v Speaker 1>Is that retardant?

0:25:13.859 --> 0:25:16.359
<v Speaker 2>When something's tarred a second time.

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<v Speaker 1>Twice as tarred? Wow, that's up there. They got to

0:25:26.400 --> 0:25:28.320
<v Speaker 1>be careful not to dump all that stuff at once.

0:25:28.359 --> 0:25:35.140
<v Speaker 1>You never go full retardant. You just did. I can

0:25:35.160 --> 0:25:42.350
<v Speaker 1>hear Crozier with the mic off. I'm sorry, I don't know. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>it's been a long day, man. I got up at

0:25:44.410 --> 0:25:47.170
<v Speaker 1>four this morning. You not napped? And I got, you know,

0:25:47.290 --> 0:25:50.040
<v Speaker 1>and Handel and I were butting heads all day yesterday,

0:25:50.119 --> 0:25:52.720
<v Speaker 1>and I'm tired. Wait, why are you butting heads with Handel?

0:25:52.740 --> 0:25:54.159
<v Speaker 1>What did he do? Because we've known each other for

0:25:54.160 --> 0:25:55.879
<v Speaker 1>30 years. We put heads on occasion.

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<v Speaker 2>That's enough.

0:25:56.660 --> 0:25:59.260
<v Speaker 1>Over what was the issue? I can't even remember now.

0:25:59.280 --> 0:26:01.800
<v Speaker 2>The fact they've known each other 30 years. Yeah, maybe.

0:26:02.080 --> 0:26:04.500
<v Speaker 1>Something we get into, we do every now and again. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I know what it was. Because he's an anti-Trump guy

0:26:07.550 --> 0:26:10.390
<v Speaker 1>and you're a MAGA guy. No, he wishes. That would

0:26:10.410 --> 0:26:12.830
<v Speaker 1>make it easy. I know people love to do that now.

0:26:13.090 --> 0:26:13.510
<v Speaker 2>But he does.

0:26:13.530 --> 0:26:16.290
<v Speaker 1>I go, no, never voted for the guy. Don't care

0:26:16.330 --> 0:26:18.629
<v Speaker 1>for the guy. And people are, oh, yeah? Because they

0:26:18.710 --> 0:26:20.600
<v Speaker 1>want you to be one or the other. They can't

0:26:20.930 --> 0:26:24.040
<v Speaker 1>believe you think for yourself. That's right. I don't need

0:26:24.100 --> 0:26:26.359
<v Speaker 1>a D. I don't need an R. I make my

0:26:26.400 --> 0:26:32.359
<v Speaker 1>own decisions like a big, big old boy. Yeah. I

0:26:32.400 --> 0:26:35.240
<v Speaker 1>like that saying, and maybe that's the name of your

0:26:35.300 --> 0:26:42.140
<v Speaker 1>new book. No? What's that? I don't need a D? Well,

0:26:42.160 --> 0:26:44.560
<v Speaker 1>we all need a D sometimes. Okay, when we come back,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to talk about the Lucas Museum. You're the

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<v Speaker 1>biggest Star Wars fan I know. I don't know about that,

0:26:49.980 --> 0:26:51.939
<v Speaker 1>but yeah. No, I'm telling you. I love the wars

0:26:52.000 --> 0:26:53.760
<v Speaker 1>and the stars. Are you kidding me? And I love

0:26:53.780 --> 0:26:56.199
<v Speaker 1>the way your dad says it, too. Oh, my dad?

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<v Speaker 1>Star War? Hey, honey, honey, I think they're going to

0:27:00.140 --> 0:27:02.919
<v Speaker 1>be playing the Star War. Dad, there was more than one.

0:27:03.400 --> 0:27:05.490
<v Speaker 1>And then he would... My dad, I never knew he

0:27:05.530 --> 0:27:11.930
<v Speaker 1>had an accent until friends came over in, like, junior high. Like,

0:27:11.950 --> 0:27:14.350
<v Speaker 1>your dad's accent. My dad doesn't have an accent. Yeah,

0:27:14.470 --> 0:27:18.460
<v Speaker 1>and he'd go like... He made everybody Jewish, like Tom

0:27:18.520 --> 0:27:23.780
<v Speaker 1>Selnick on that PI show, and then he'd go. And then, like,

0:27:24.060 --> 0:27:28.100
<v Speaker 1>things that should be plural weren't pluralized. And then every

0:27:28.200 --> 0:27:30.260
<v Speaker 1>once in a while, like, an E would come before

0:27:30.280 --> 0:27:35.950
<v Speaker 1>an S or something, and you're like, or church. Just

0:27:36.250 --> 0:27:38.350
<v Speaker 1>listen to your mom and go to church with her today.

0:27:39.130 --> 0:27:41.590
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, I'll go to church or Precious.

0:27:41.609 --> 0:27:42.090
<v Speaker 2>Precious.

0:27:42.109 --> 0:27:43.850
<v Speaker 1>Oh, look at you, Precious. That's so great.

0:27:43.890 --> 0:27:44.130
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:27:45.780 --> 0:27:49.040
<v Speaker 1>My dad would do that with TV shows. He would say, like,

0:27:49.280 --> 0:27:51.880
<v Speaker 1>on Friday, I would talk to him. He goes, man,

0:27:51.900 --> 0:27:54.880
<v Speaker 1>he goes, I really liked that show on Thursday night,

0:27:54.920 --> 0:27:57.100
<v Speaker 1>that cop show. I said, what was it? He goes,

0:27:57.119 --> 0:28:01.240
<v Speaker 1>you know, that Blue Street Blues. I really enjoyed that.

0:28:01.380 --> 0:28:05.340
<v Speaker 1>That Starsky and Lacey. Yeah, right. Blue Street Blues, my

0:28:05.380 --> 0:28:07.000
<v Speaker 1>favorite show. All right, when we come back, I want

0:28:07.020 --> 0:28:09.879
<v Speaker 1>to talk to you about the Lucas Museum. It's opening

0:28:09.960 --> 0:28:23.060
<v Speaker 1>finally after eight years. Eight years putting this thing together. Buddy,

0:28:23.580 --> 0:28:24.379
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to kill you.

0:28:24.460 --> 0:28:24.740
<v Speaker 2>Come in.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Conway's show. Neil Saavedra's here with his bottle cap.

0:28:30.080 --> 0:28:33.929
<v Speaker 7>You're listening to Tim Conway Jr. On Demand from KFI

0:28:34.130 --> 0:28:36.609
<v Speaker 7>AM 640.

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<v Speaker 1>Neil Saavedra with us. I didn't know that you were

0:28:39.310 --> 0:28:44.230
<v Speaker 1>a big USC fan. I do by marriage. Your wife

0:28:44.250 --> 0:28:46.460
<v Speaker 1>went to USC? Yeah, my wife got her master's there,

0:28:46.740 --> 0:28:49.200
<v Speaker 1>and we have season tickets, so I used to go

0:28:49.240 --> 0:28:51.980
<v Speaker 1>with her. I work Saturdays, so I don't. Do you

0:28:52.000 --> 0:28:55.580
<v Speaker 1>do the elephant walk? I don't know what that is.

0:28:56.620 --> 0:29:00.820
<v Speaker 1>It's odd, I'll tell you that. And I don't even

0:29:00.860 --> 0:29:03.510
<v Speaker 1>know if it happens, but I've asked several people who

0:29:03.530 --> 0:29:06.630
<v Speaker 1>went to USC, and they don't deny that it happens.

0:29:07.300 --> 0:29:09.580
<v Speaker 1>So that leads me to believe that it probably did happen.

0:29:10.040 --> 0:29:15.340
<v Speaker 1>When some fraternity guys used to get really drunk and

0:29:15.660 --> 0:29:20.300
<v Speaker 1>they would walk to the game without, they'd have a

0:29:20.360 --> 0:29:23.459
<v Speaker 1>shirt on or a sweater on, but no pants. And

0:29:23.500 --> 0:29:27.240
<v Speaker 1>they'd grab each other's dongs and walk to the game.

0:29:28.560 --> 0:29:31.080
<v Speaker 1>What's the purpose of grabbing the, like, oh, you mean

0:29:31.120 --> 0:29:34.160
<v Speaker 1>like in succession, like an elephant? Yeah, like an elephant

0:29:35.420 --> 0:29:37.040
<v Speaker 1>now i don't know if that's true or not or

0:29:37.100 --> 0:29:40.380
<v Speaker 1>somebody ucla made that up possibly like this like the

0:29:40.520 --> 0:29:45.140
<v Speaker 1>circus coming to town yes that's exactly right and wait

0:29:45.550 --> 0:29:48.570
<v Speaker 1>so you you've never done the elephant walk not at

0:29:48.610 --> 0:29:49.210
<v Speaker 1>a game.

0:29:51.540 --> 0:29:52.820
<v Speaker 2>It was all work for you.

0:29:52.840 --> 0:29:55.460
<v Speaker 1>You used to be crazy here before you got here

0:29:55.480 --> 0:29:58.070
<v Speaker 1>to KFI. I guess so. Back in the early 90s.

0:29:58.220 --> 0:30:01.760
<v Speaker 1>All right. Let's talk about this Lucas Museum. You're a

0:30:01.940 --> 0:30:04.530
<v Speaker 1>huge Star Wars fan. I'd put you at a 9

0:30:04.530 --> 0:30:05.310
<v Speaker 1>out of 10.

0:30:05.310 --> 0:30:05.630
<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah.

0:30:05.650 --> 0:30:07.990
<v Speaker 1>I love Star Wars. Maybe 10. I don't know everything

0:30:08.030 --> 0:30:10.150
<v Speaker 1>about it like some people do. But you're making a

0:30:10.250 --> 0:30:11.630
<v Speaker 1>life-size R2-D2.

0:30:12.190 --> 0:30:12.370
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:30:12.610 --> 0:30:16.570
<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah. No, I'm there. When is it done? I

0:30:16.590 --> 0:30:18.490
<v Speaker 1>don't know, man. I'm hoping to have- I'm not putting

0:30:18.520 --> 0:30:21.600
<v Speaker 1>pressure on you. Just ask. No, I did some things.

0:30:21.680 --> 0:30:24.800
<v Speaker 1>Handel had his birthday party. It was costume. I had

0:30:24.820 --> 0:30:27.260
<v Speaker 1>to stop down for that. Now it's going to be Halloween.

0:30:27.320 --> 0:30:33.610
<v Speaker 1>I'm helping a friend do some full six-foot-three mannequins. I mean,

0:30:33.770 --> 0:30:37.190
<v Speaker 1>big stuff. Do you charge people for that? Well, yes,

0:30:37.290 --> 0:30:40.830
<v Speaker 1>I do have a side company that I do stuff with. Oh, yeah,

0:30:40.850 --> 0:30:47.650
<v Speaker 1>Savedra Corporate? Savco Industries. But those are very specific side

0:30:47.710 --> 0:30:51.140
<v Speaker 1>stuff that I do. But this, no.

0:30:51.500 --> 0:30:51.720
<v Speaker 5>Uh-uh.

0:30:51.900 --> 0:30:54.140
<v Speaker 1>This is helping out a pal. Can people see your

0:30:54.200 --> 0:30:57.540
<v Speaker 1>work at Savco? I don't have it on anywhere. There's

0:30:57.740 --> 0:30:59.800
<v Speaker 1>some personal projects I put on there, but I don't know.

0:30:59.820 --> 0:31:07.040
<v Speaker 1>How do you spell it? S-A-A-V-E. S-A-A-V-C-O Industries. That's where

0:31:07.060 --> 0:31:09.720
<v Speaker 1>you can find the Instagram. My Instagram is not about

0:31:09.740 --> 0:31:15.870
<v Speaker 1>the business, though. It's mostly about stuff I'm making. S-A-A-V-C-O Industries. S-A-A-V,

0:31:16.230 --> 0:31:18.830
<v Speaker 1>like Sav. C-O. First four letters of my name. C-O,

0:31:18.890 --> 0:31:22.330
<v Speaker 1>like company. And then industry. Savco Industries. My nod to

0:31:22.390 --> 0:31:25.910
<v Speaker 1>like the 60s and stuff when everything was like team

0:31:25.970 --> 0:31:29.490
<v Speaker 1>co romco yeah right bobco yeah i get that mattel

0:31:29.800 --> 0:31:33.340
<v Speaker 1>has the new yeah okay so mattel well that they

0:31:33.380 --> 0:31:37.180
<v Speaker 1>also advertise i see yeah yeah um matelco pioneer chicken

0:31:37.880 --> 0:31:40.720
<v Speaker 1>no but whatever all right let me talk to you

0:31:40.740 --> 0:31:45.750
<v Speaker 1>about lucas museum please with the cap Lucas Museum. Yes, sir.

0:31:46.610 --> 0:31:50.170
<v Speaker 1>Interested in going? Absolutely, but not just for the Star Wars.

0:31:50.210 --> 0:31:52.430
<v Speaker 1>I've seen most of the Star Wars stuff that's there.

0:31:53.300 --> 0:31:58.540
<v Speaker 1>The narrative art is important, and being able to see

0:31:58.580 --> 0:32:00.800
<v Speaker 1>those things. I think it opens this weekend or next week.

0:32:00.860 --> 0:32:03.640
<v Speaker 1>And I'm a big fan of Frida Kahlo, and they've

0:32:03.680 --> 0:32:06.600
<v Speaker 1>got some of her work there. There's a lot of

0:32:06.640 --> 0:32:08.160
<v Speaker 1>reasons I want to go there, not just Star Wars.

0:32:08.360 --> 0:32:12.770
<v Speaker 1>Do you know who Juan Miro is? uh abstract uh

0:32:12.950 --> 0:32:15.950
<v Speaker 1>artist it was i think he's dead now but all

0:32:15.970 --> 0:32:19.030
<v Speaker 1>the good ones are that's right yeah yeah dig dog

0:32:20.970 --> 0:32:23.010
<v Speaker 1>um but are you are you gonna stand in line

0:32:23.050 --> 0:32:26.550
<v Speaker 1>try to be the first one in no no no

0:32:27.930 --> 0:32:30.170
<v Speaker 1>i just after eight years of putting this together no

0:32:31.930 --> 0:32:38.960
<v Speaker 1>really Yeah, because eventually everybody will do that, and I

0:32:39.000 --> 0:32:41.500
<v Speaker 1>don't get a thrill about saying I'm the first one there.

0:32:41.520 --> 0:32:45.200
<v Speaker 1>I just want to go and stare at some art,

0:32:45.860 --> 0:32:49.620
<v Speaker 1>and that's hard to do when people are doing selfies.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you prefer going alone or with your family? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I would love to go with my family, but if

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<v Speaker 1>Max was in the mood, that'd be great. Tracy would

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<v Speaker 1>love it. But you see it differently if you go

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<v Speaker 1>with your family. Like, if you went alone, you could

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<v Speaker 1>spend as much time as you wanted. Yes, that's true. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's like with Disneyland. When I'm with them, we

0:33:08.490 --> 0:33:10.330
<v Speaker 1>just go to Disneyland and go to Disneyland. If I

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<v Speaker 1>go by myself, it's usually to try the food and

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<v Speaker 1>not go on the rides. I'm just there to see

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<v Speaker 1>the experience through the food. I've gotten kicked out of LACMA.

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<v Speaker 1>I've only been there twice, and I got kicked out once. Why?

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<v Speaker 1>It's the dumbest reason in the world. So I went

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<v Speaker 1>with Doug Steckler, and they sold... beer and alcohol at

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<v Speaker 1>that museum before you walked in. You can drink outside.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think they don't have that anymore because of me.

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<v Speaker 1>So we had about 14 drinks each. We go into

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<v Speaker 1>the museum. 14, huh? Just loaded up. And go to

0:33:46.740 --> 0:33:50.770
<v Speaker 1>the museum. And I'm standing looking at this painting. And

0:33:51.150 --> 0:33:53.350
<v Speaker 1>my eyes weren't that great back then. So I got

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<v Speaker 1>really close to it. And the guard comes up. He goes, hey,

0:33:56.890 --> 0:33:59.500
<v Speaker 1>he goes, I'm not going to tell you again. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>stand that close and breathe on this art. It affects

0:34:02.800 --> 0:34:06.690
<v Speaker 1>the art. And I went, what the hell? Breathing on

0:34:06.730 --> 0:34:09.450
<v Speaker 1>this art will destroy it? I said, you got to

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<v Speaker 1>be effing kidding. Gone. Gone. Thrown out. What a jerk.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's true. I can't believe you can't take 14

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<v Speaker 1>drinks and go breathe on art anymore. Is that true?

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<v Speaker 1>You can't get close? Yeah, if it's old. I'll get

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<v Speaker 1>out of here. But if it's... If it's that old,

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<v Speaker 1>I would– like the Mona Lisa is in like four

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<v Speaker 1>layers of encasement or whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 4>Right.

0:34:34.080 --> 0:34:40.700
<v Speaker 1>But there's very, very specific rules about antiquities or things

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<v Speaker 1>that are old. And even if it doesn't seem that

0:34:43.520 --> 0:34:49.800
<v Speaker 1>old to you, if it's 14, 1500s or something like that, they're– Yes,

0:34:49.880 --> 0:34:52.540
<v Speaker 1>it can react to you because of the technology they

0:34:52.560 --> 0:34:54.239
<v Speaker 1>had for colors and pigments and stuff. All right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>then get some Zelmans down there. A bowl of Zelmans, man.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not about the stank breath. It's about the chemicals

0:35:01.670 --> 0:35:06.890
<v Speaker 1>that come out of your breath. Funny enough, if you

0:35:06.969 --> 0:35:10.310
<v Speaker 1>see people holding certain antiques, they'll be wearing gloves. But

0:35:10.370 --> 0:35:12.799
<v Speaker 1>the proper way when you're holding books is not to

0:35:12.840 --> 0:35:16.180
<v Speaker 1>wear gloves. Yeah, people will freak out. It actually causes

0:35:16.239 --> 0:35:19.279
<v Speaker 1>more damage if you're wearing a glove to certain old

0:35:19.400 --> 0:35:23.720
<v Speaker 1>books than it does to have your natural. It's weird.

0:35:23.930 --> 0:35:25.770
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you a quick story here. I was at

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<v Speaker 1>the L.A. Times does this book fair every year down

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<v Speaker 1>at the convention center. And Doug Steckler was going to go.

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<v Speaker 1>And I just met my wife. And I said, hey,

0:35:35.590 --> 0:35:37.290
<v Speaker 1>you want to go? And she said, yeah. Okay. So

0:35:37.310 --> 0:35:39.759
<v Speaker 1>three of us go down to the convention center in

0:35:39.800 --> 0:35:44.110
<v Speaker 1>downtown L.A., L.A. Times book fair. And we separated because

0:35:44.150 --> 0:35:46.259
<v Speaker 1>Doug wanted to see some books and we wanted to

0:35:46.280 --> 0:35:48.580
<v Speaker 1>see some other books. So three of us separated. My

0:35:48.660 --> 0:35:50.839
<v Speaker 1>wife and I, my girlfriend, I went one way. Doug

0:35:50.860 --> 0:35:53.020
<v Speaker 1>went another way. And then we came back and we

0:35:53.080 --> 0:35:57.130
<v Speaker 1>saw Doug at a booth talking to a guy about

0:35:57.630 --> 0:35:59.830
<v Speaker 1>a book that he had just written, an author down there.

0:36:00.790 --> 0:36:07.270
<v Speaker 1>And Doug Steckler was talking in an English accent. Like, oh,

0:36:07.390 --> 0:36:09.220
<v Speaker 1>it's so nice to have you over in the States.

0:36:09.239 --> 0:36:12.940
<v Speaker 1>I don't. It was one of the weirdest things ever.

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<v Speaker 1>And my wife and I stood behind him and listened

0:36:16.280 --> 0:36:19.020
<v Speaker 1>to him for like five minutes before we could not

0:36:19.080 --> 0:36:22.419
<v Speaker 1>stop laughing. And he got so pissed that he took

0:36:22.480 --> 0:36:25.759
<v Speaker 1>a cab home and wouldn't drive home with us. So

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm gathering is that you and Doug Steckler should

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<v Speaker 1>not go out together. It was just weird to see

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<v Speaker 1>a guy you've known for 10 years do a British

0:36:36.430 --> 0:36:39.930
<v Speaker 1>accent in a convention center talking about a book with

0:36:39.969 --> 0:36:42.220
<v Speaker 1>a guy. It was weird. I knew a guy in

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<v Speaker 1>high school who went to London for like a week

0:36:46.900 --> 0:36:50.940
<v Speaker 1>on vacation or something, came home with an English accent. Oh,

0:36:50.960 --> 0:36:55.520
<v Speaker 1>like Madonna. Yeah. And he's like, I was there for

0:36:55.540 --> 0:36:59.310
<v Speaker 1>a week. I'm like, yeah, but you've been here... All

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<v Speaker 1>the other time. That's so great. All right, Neil Savedra's Brothers,

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<v Speaker 1>and Monday, so do something.

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