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Speaker 1: Fair and Farah, Tampa Accident Attorneys. Eight hundred four ninety

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Speaker 1: three ninety three. What is the messages you don't want

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Speaker 1: to see on a dating app? And we can expand this?

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Speaker 1: What about like a DM on Instagram? What is that

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Speaker 1: slide that you do not want to see? Eight hundred

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Speaker 1: four O nine ninety three ninety three. You can text

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Speaker 1: in at nine seven seven two zero. This isn't my list,

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Speaker 1: this is Katie's list. Katie's got a list of things

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Speaker 1: one through ten. Yep, let's go ten to one, all.

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Speaker 2: Right, and then do you guys want to react if

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Speaker 2: it's it or you're okay with that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I like that?

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Speaker 2: All nice?

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Speaker 4: But can I do it via sound effects?

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Speaker 2: Okay? So number ten is tell me why we should date?

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Speaker 2: What do you mean that somebody will DM?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, someone would just ask like kind of like possibly

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Speaker 5: tell me why we should date.

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Speaker 1: I don't like that one making them slide.

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Speaker 3: It's counterintuitive.

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Speaker 6: It's like, mind's also kind of like me saying like

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Speaker 6: I need you. That's that's what I DIM. If I

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Speaker 6: was single?

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Speaker 3: I like it?

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Speaker 1: Okay, yes, because then it's like, oh wait a second

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Speaker 1: hold on, I got to work for you the chase

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Speaker 1: you want me to chase because you're you're opening the chase.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that.

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Speaker 2: So number nine is you remind me of my ex?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: God, I didn't even have to think about that one.

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Speaker 4: I don't like that one. I don't like that one

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Speaker 4: one bit.

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Speaker 1: I am a notorious for not even wanting to know

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Speaker 1: what exes look like. I don't. I don't even want to.

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Speaker 1: Ignorance is bliss. I want to assume you were asexual

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Speaker 1: before you met me.

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Speaker 2: Number eight you free tonight?

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Speaker 5: I like it.

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Speaker 4: I like that one.

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Speaker 2: At number seven, what are you up to?

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Speaker 3: Its? You know, it depends on what time they send it?

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Speaker 4: No, how do you not like that?

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Speaker 2: Just what are you up to?

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Speaker 6: You?

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Speaker 3: What are you up to?

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Speaker 4: Follow it up by?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 5: So?

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Speaker 2: Number six is I never usually message first? Dot dot dot.

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Speaker 4: Is a guy. I would love to see.

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Speaker 6: That, and we all know that that you do message

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Speaker 6: people first.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but ignorance is bliss.

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Speaker 2: Okay. Number five is hey beautiful or hay handsome?

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's just how jed by the Way talks staffery one?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: True?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that. So dating app or not get

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Speaker 3: some thumbs up.

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Speaker 1: Can you use that line though, if you're trying to

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Speaker 1: pursue someone since you say it to like everyone, like

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Speaker 1: you say hello beautiful to all of us.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I can't because it's friendly.

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Speaker 1: But what if you light in with that and then

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Speaker 1: you start dating them and then you're around other people

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Speaker 1: and you go, hey, beautiful, are they then gonna go

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Speaker 1: hold on? That's how he got me say that someone else.

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Speaker 3: That's just that's just how I am.

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Speaker 2: Baby. That's a lot.

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Speaker 8: It's supposed to Dating is supposed to be fun and playful.

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Speaker 8: So when you're coming into the d MS with fun

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Speaker 8: and playful stuff, I don't see an issue with that.

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Speaker 4: Okay, here, you know what?

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Speaker 6: But who was that other celebrity that was in DMS

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Speaker 6: and he would put like, oh it was the game?

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Speaker 6: Did you hear all he was sliding in DM? No,

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Speaker 6: they were saying that he was putting hold on. They

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Speaker 6: were saying that he would it would be like F.

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Speaker 2: Five and the girl would be like, what do you mean?

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Speaker 6: He's like, Oh, I thought I was just here grabbing

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Speaker 6: a snack from the Vinda machine.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, that's a great way to slide. Laugh.

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Speaker 2: Okay, he was doing it to every girl. He DM.

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Speaker 2: So all of the girls are are screenshotting his DM.

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Speaker 6: So it was like F five and then A six,

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Speaker 6: and they're just like, he want all the snacks.

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Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I even like it even more.

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Speaker 2: No, change it up, you gotta change it Katie.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well hold on one second, because I I've

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Speaker 1: done my part.

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Speaker 4: Now I'm going to pass the sound effect to Ashley.

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Speaker 2: I don't know where all of them are.

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Speaker 6: Well, you get to pick your own, okay, So number

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Speaker 6: four is going to be any cheesy pickup line.

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Speaker 7: Jed co.

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Speaker 3: Did it hurt?

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Speaker 4: You didn't even need to hear it?

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Speaker 8: Oh man, I like my cheesy pickup lines. I would

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Speaker 8: have said, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah?

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Speaker 1: Let me think of what would be another. Come on, Katie,

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Speaker 1: give me, give me a good line, Ashley, give me

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Speaker 1: a good line. The F five one is the best

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Speaker 1: one right now. It would be a corny pickup line.

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Speaker 1: I would say, it's been a while since he's been

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Speaker 1: on the dating again.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes it has been a while.

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Speaker 3: I can't think of one.

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Speaker 2: I'm telling you.

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Speaker 6: When I was single, I would always just say baby,

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Speaker 6: I need you, and they love it.

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Speaker 5: Maybe I need but mine's Cordy, I seem to have

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Speaker 5: lost my phone number? Can I have yours? Are you

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Speaker 5: a bank loan? Because you have my interest?

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Speaker 3: Holy god?

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Speaker 2: Okay, So back to the list of things that they're

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Speaker 2: saying are terrible things to a message her put on

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Speaker 2: dating apps. So number three is just how are you?

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Speaker 4: Wait, they're saying that's terrible, right.

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Speaker 2: How are you? How are you?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Come on, you gotta get creative.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but don't you want to know how they are?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Eventually, but first I got a slide into, you know,

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Speaker 4: Going, so you don't want to know how they're doing.

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Speaker 2: No, don't want to how you're doing?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 2: All right? The number two worst message to send on

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Speaker 2: a dating appor DM is you up? That's the worst.

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Speaker 2: That's number two, which I think is actually the worst

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Speaker 2: depending on the time as a guy.

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Speaker 4: As a guy, you know, if.

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Speaker 2: You send me there at like midnight to me, are

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Speaker 2: you up? You're like, yes, I am?

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Speaker 4: If I got street.

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Speaker 1: At the window, right, funny yeah, funny ass, I've been

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Speaker 1: here this whole entire time.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean I'm sitting in the living room.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, you're a nasty bitch that no one likes bitch, that.

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Speaker 4: Was the wrong you know what. I'm gonna blame Ashley

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Speaker 4: on that one. Actually, why would you collect that one?

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Speaker 2: And then number one? The worst message to send? Hey

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Speaker 2: or high? Yeah? Come on? Why let me tell you basic,

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Speaker 2: because guys are notorious for like dming just like a

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Speaker 2: high next day?

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Speaker 6: Hi?

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Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 7: Like?

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Speaker 2: Are you kay? They're not They're actually not, I.

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Speaker 4: Mean they're doing.

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Speaker 2: What was the line you used to get your girl, Jead?

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Speaker 3: Oh my, I don't even remember.

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Speaker 8: It was on Instagram while over a year ago at

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Speaker 8: this point, when I.

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Speaker 3: Would keep you a force in the cologne bottle and

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Speaker 3: spray it on me every day.

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Speaker 4: That's what you said, right.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I did, and that's why I got her.

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Speaker 4: And then she responded, holy oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Hey Chandler, we're talking about horrible pickup lines are horrible,

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Speaker 1: like you know, like sliding messages when you're trying to

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Speaker 1: approach someone.

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Speaker 3: What do you think?

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Speaker 7: Well, I mean I was gonna say, hey, baby, I'd

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Speaker 7: bottle your farts in colone every day.

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Speaker 2: Baby, but I will keep your force in the cologne

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Speaker 2: bottle and spray it on me every day.

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Speaker 7: But I hate getting being generous? Question Mark, like, go,

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Speaker 7: look at my TikTok, my Instagram.

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Speaker 3: I'm hot.

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Speaker 7: Why are you all gonna ask me for money?

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Speaker 2: Whatever you want?

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Speaker 6: Eddie?

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Speaker 4: So wait Chandler. In other words, wait, what does generous mean?

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Speaker 4: What does that mean?

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Speaker 7: Like you're gonna pay for everything? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Pick a line?

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Speaker 7: Mmm.

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Speaker 1: Guys like that, Yeah, because that's like yeah, like I

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Speaker 1: am the provider.

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Speaker 3: Guys like that.

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Speaker 4: Meanwhile, me, nothing turns me on more than when Alyssa

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Speaker 4: pulls out the Uber EATSAP and I go ooh.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna take care of it.

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Speaker 1: All I have to do is pay the tax. That

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Speaker 1: just means I have to go out and I have

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Speaker 1: to grab you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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