1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:03,960 Speaker 1: I was brought to tears last night. Good morning. By 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:05,960 Speaker 1: the way, it is six o six, it is Tuesday, 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:12,640 Speaker 1: because Carson sent me an Instagram real and I want 4 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:14,960 Speaker 1: to share it with you. You get a minute, sure, yeah, okay, 5 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:16,560 Speaker 1: let me just uh let me play it for you. 6 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:18,800 Speaker 1: So I'm gonna hold my phone up to the speaker, 7 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:21,079 Speaker 1: the microphone. This is what my boy Carson sent to 8 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:26,080 Speaker 1: me last night. Here we go here, Tom Brady, that's 9 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:27,400 Speaker 1: Tom Brady. 10 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:33,479 Speaker 2: That's a great question. Well, I think my dad is 11 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:36,000 Speaker 2: my hero because he's someone that I look up. 12 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 1: To every day. He starts to get teary and uh, 13 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:53,600 Speaker 1: my dad, and he sent that to me last night. 14 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:55,960 Speaker 1: I just thought that was so sweet. 15 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 2: Did he tell you that you you were his hero 16 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:00,639 Speaker 2: or did you let the I'll do the talk? 17 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,640 Speaker 1: Well, no, it was that was Carson's way of saying 18 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:05,720 Speaker 1: that that he thinks of me as his hero. 19 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:09,000 Speaker 3: And I thought that was very sweet because I know 20 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:11,800 Speaker 3: sometimes you and I'm sure every parent of you know 21 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 3: a twenty something your old worries. 22 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:14,880 Speaker 1: You know, Carson's in his twenties. 23 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:16,400 Speaker 3: He doesn't live here anymore, so you're probably like, man, 24 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:18,040 Speaker 3: I wonder if Carson when he comes around, if he 25 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,720 Speaker 3: still a joys hanging out with mom and dad as. 26 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:23,280 Speaker 2: Much as he used to. Yeah, on your little trip. 27 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:25,039 Speaker 1: He did, on a little trip. Yeah. And I think 28 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 1: that it's something that every boy, as far as I know, 29 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:33,120 Speaker 1: every boy wants to make his dad proud. Yeah. Don't 30 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 1: you think that's true? 31 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:35,840 Speaker 3: On I know, well for me, it's true. So I'm 32 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 3: sure it's true for because that's all we want. We 33 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:40,120 Speaker 3: want to be the next version of most of us, 34 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:40,759 Speaker 3: of our day. 35 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:43,120 Speaker 1: Most of us. Yeah. So I just thought that was 36 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:44,800 Speaker 1: very sweet, and I showed it Susan last night, and I'm like, 37 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 1: look what Carson sent. I looked at her and she 38 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:49,680 Speaker 1: had tears streaming down her face. So you know what 39 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:50,040 Speaker 1: you're doing. 40 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:50,280 Speaker 4: Good? 41 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,520 Speaker 1: Ah, anyway, how are you guys? 42 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:53,040 Speaker 2: Good? 43 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 1: Good, good, good, pretty good? 44 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:55,640 Speaker 4: Yeah? 45 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 3: Are you nervous so much in the past twenty four hours. 46 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,640 Speaker 3: I first, I want to say thank you to everybody 47 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:05,040 Speaker 3: with the overwhelmingly positive response to me and Melissa announced 48 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,240 Speaker 3: we're engaged. So many people on Instagram and d d 49 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:10,360 Speaker 3: MS and Minnesota Bride sent us like a magazine, their 50 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 3: latest magazine, So thank you so much to everybody for that. 51 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:16,120 Speaker 3: And then today Jenny and Dave, We're gonna say Bailey, 52 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:18,680 Speaker 3: but she's not coming, David, Jeny, you're gonna come watch me. 53 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:19,200 Speaker 2: Do stand up. 54 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 1: And I'm nervous, but like very excited. I'm so excited. 55 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:25,639 Speaker 3: I've been taking a stand up class with nine other 56 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,040 Speaker 3: very talented individuals in the cities, and tonight we're doing 57 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:29,280 Speaker 3: like a little showcase at Sessiphus. 58 00:02:29,919 --> 00:02:32,840 Speaker 1: Are you using that joke that I gave you no 59 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 1: no knock knock, Who's there shall be shall be? Shall be? 60 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 1: Coming around the mountain when she got rehearsal. 61 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 3: And they just looked somebody threw with Tomato the Bartender season. 62 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:48,919 Speaker 1: Why are you going to the show tonight? Friend who 63 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:50,320 Speaker 1: doesn't support other friends? 64 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:51,560 Speaker 2: Like I literally have things. 65 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:54,840 Speaker 4: So I also have a show tonight that I'm also 66 00:02:54,919 --> 00:02:57,360 Speaker 4: hoping that I can even go to because I'm judging 67 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,600 Speaker 4: a section speech tournament tonight that I hope I can 68 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,400 Speaker 4: leave her so I can get to my show. 69 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,800 Speaker 2: I also have a show tonight, but mine's not stand up. 70 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:05,520 Speaker 2: Mine's improv. 71 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:08,600 Speaker 1: Jenny and I are going we're gonna sit at the 72 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:10,440 Speaker 1: same table right up front, and I'm picture. 73 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 2: Came about that. 74 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, so about that. But we're not gonna sit together. 75 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:16,320 Speaker 1: We're not gonna sit up front. I'm picturing one of 76 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:19,920 Speaker 1: those checkered red and white tablecloths with a red candle 77 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:21,960 Speaker 1: in the middle. That's what I'm picturing. 78 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:23,480 Speaker 2: Brewery at all. 79 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,840 Speaker 1: What's the setting? Is it a high school gym or 80 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:28,800 Speaker 1: where are we going? Anyway, it's a very low key. 81 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:29,480 Speaker 1: It's a brewery. 82 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:31,519 Speaker 3: One side is a brewery, and then there's a literally 83 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:33,840 Speaker 3: a room and it looks like it looks like the 84 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,720 Speaker 3: comedy club on the Ft Flow of Mall of America, 85 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,480 Speaker 3: but it's smaller and you can get drinks and stuff 86 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:37,800 Speaker 3: there too. 87 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:39,440 Speaker 2: It's not Lady in the tramp dape. 88 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not going to share spaghetti together. 89 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:44,760 Speaker 5: However, I did have one of the worst dates of 90 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:48,520 Speaker 5: my life there one time. Oh nice, Yeah, this man 91 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 5: was stiff as a board. He was so boring, and 92 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 5: I was too nice of a person to cut it early. 93 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:55,960 Speaker 5: So I sat there for like two and a half hours. 94 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:56,680 Speaker 1: It's too nice. 95 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:59,240 Speaker 2: I know I want to I'm not gonna walk old trauma, 96 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,880 Speaker 2: and I feel it in here. 97 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:02,280 Speaker 4: Still. 98 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,120 Speaker 5: I kept thinking, like, Okay, if I get up and 99 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 5: go to the bathroom, I'll come back and there'll be 100 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:09,560 Speaker 5: some kind of out did that didn't So that's my memory. 101 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:11,800 Speaker 5: So hopefully Von can put some better memories in my 102 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:12,080 Speaker 5: head of. 103 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:14,840 Speaker 1: Saying here or Jinny finds an excuse to leave me 104 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:16,680 Speaker 1: at the table. She's like, God, Dave was so boring. 105 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:18,640 Speaker 1: I couldn't stand him. They could not stand him. 106 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,400 Speaker 2: I'm not going to say it sucks, but I'm second 107 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:21,480 Speaker 2: to last, which. 108 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 1: We were talking yesterday. 109 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:23,279 Speaker 3: I don't know if that's a good thing or a 110 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:25,400 Speaker 3: bad thing, right because I think everybody in the class 111 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,600 Speaker 3: is talented and in their own way. I just want 112 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:30,840 Speaker 3: to know, are you putting the funnier people first or last? 113 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:32,840 Speaker 3: I honestly think you should pad it out so maybe 114 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 3: you know it's a good thing. 115 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:35,720 Speaker 2: Is there an intermission? No, I don't believe, so. 116 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,039 Speaker 4: Okay, then I find that you're going in the second half. 117 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:39,640 Speaker 4: I always think if you go on the second half 118 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,840 Speaker 4: and there's an intermission and the people on the first 119 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:44,200 Speaker 4: half aren't funny, then people leave during intermission. 120 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:46,479 Speaker 3: No, there's nine of us total that are performing no 121 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:48,719 Speaker 3: more than like six seven minutes, six to seven, and 122 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:52,080 Speaker 3: then there's I think like two openers, so it starts 123 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,159 Speaker 3: at seven there. If you want tickets, you can still 124 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:56,920 Speaker 3: get them and they're pretty cheap. Go on my Instagram 125 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 3: page at Vante League on my story and I have 126 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 3: the link for you there tonight a sis. I'm nervous 127 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,000 Speaker 3: because you guys have never seen me do stand up. 128 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,400 Speaker 3: My fiance Alissa has never seen me do stand up ever. 129 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:08,080 Speaker 3: So but I'm excited because what I'm up there, I 130 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:09,320 Speaker 3: feel like I don't see the crowd, so I'm not 131 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:11,040 Speaker 3: gonna I'll let you know how you do. 132 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:13,239 Speaker 2: Lisa coming. 133 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,120 Speaker 1: Hang out with us, all right, We'll be back in 134 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:21,359 Speaker 1: a second. On kd WB. BuzzFeed's got a list of 135 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:25,520 Speaker 1: common survival tips that people actually get wrong. For example, 136 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,599 Speaker 1: we all know that if you get stabbed, you don't 137 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:30,560 Speaker 1: pull the blade out like they do in movies. Don't 138 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 1: touch anything, just call nine to one one. As glib 139 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:38,320 Speaker 1: as it might sound, leaving the object in lets it 140 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,440 Speaker 1: act like a cork, so don't pull the knife out 141 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:44,239 Speaker 1: like they do in the movies. Another one, you're usually 142 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,800 Speaker 1: better to stay with a broken down vehicle instead of 143 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:50,279 Speaker 1: trying to hike out into an unknown, potentially dangerous location. 144 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:53,480 Speaker 1: So I guess some survival tips that most of us 145 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:56,240 Speaker 1: get wrong, and we'll cover those for you in a second. 146 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:57,960 Speaker 1: If you need to get us a hold of us 147 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:00,839 Speaker 1: for anything, send a text to KDWB one. That's five 148 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:09,800 Speaker 1: three nine. So we all think we know lead survival 149 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:12,480 Speaker 1: tips like common survival tips, but we're getting them wrong. 150 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:16,039 Speaker 1: So thank God for BuzzFeed here to save us. For example, 151 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:20,560 Speaker 1: do not rub frost bitten skin to warm it up 152 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:23,839 Speaker 1: because it can literally tear cells and tissues. You need 153 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:27,719 Speaker 1: to slowly get warm for mild frostbite. Tuck your fingers 154 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:31,640 Speaker 1: or toes into somebody else's armpits. Why can't you use 155 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:34,200 Speaker 1: your get permission first? By the way, I mean yeah, 156 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,040 Speaker 1: I mean you can't get your toes in your own armpits. 157 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,200 Speaker 2: Oh, notes, you're right, there was. 158 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,480 Speaker 1: When it was in boy Scouts, it was like, if 159 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:43,560 Speaker 1: you have hypothermia, you're supposed to get naked in a 160 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:47,760 Speaker 1: sleeping bag with another person. And so we scouts we 161 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,599 Speaker 1: thought it was really funny. We made up the slogan 162 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:55,359 Speaker 1: sleep get into sleeping bag nude with another dude. So 163 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:58,680 Speaker 1: do that. Don't eat anything raw like bear grills. You 164 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:01,240 Speaker 1: don't want to be in a survival situation and get 165 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:04,120 Speaker 1: sick or get a parasite. So Bear Girls knows what 166 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,760 Speaker 1: he's doing. But there's a lot of it's like, okay, hmm, 167 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:09,679 Speaker 1: look at this. There's a plant and I'm hungry. Should 168 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:12,240 Speaker 1: I eat it? Probably? 169 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,120 Speaker 4: I thought to be kind of like a fun class 170 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:17,720 Speaker 4: to take, though, like going out and foraging for plants 171 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:20,440 Speaker 4: that you could potentially eat in case you know, you're 172 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,280 Speaker 4: out in the woods alone sometime you can't find it 173 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,360 Speaker 4: right out, Like oh, you could eat this berry, you 174 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,280 Speaker 4: could eat this sleeve. 175 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:26,400 Speaker 2: That'd be kind of fun. 176 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:27,880 Speaker 1: The only thing I know to eat in the wild 177 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:31,000 Speaker 1: is wild mushrooms because I grew up in a forest 178 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,160 Speaker 1: where they grew naturally, and so when I was on 179 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:35,000 Speaker 1: a boy scout trip, I was like, oh, boys, look 180 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:37,200 Speaker 1: these are wild mushrooms. And they all thought it was 181 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:40,080 Speaker 1: very cool that I could help them pick something out 182 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:42,840 Speaker 1: of the ground and they could not mushrooms. Wild onions. 183 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:47,080 Speaker 2: Wild onions, I was like, mule much wild. 184 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:50,840 Speaker 1: They're really easy to spot and they have a really 185 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,960 Speaker 1: nice little mild onion flavor. Anyway, on with the tips here. 186 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,520 Speaker 1: If you get stabbed, don't pull the blade out like 187 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:58,840 Speaker 1: they do in the movies. Don't touch nothing. Just call 188 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:02,000 Speaker 1: nine one one, because leaving the object in lets it 189 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,800 Speaker 1: act like a cork. Okay. Another one, movies all show 190 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:07,600 Speaker 1: always show people wandering through a desert in the middle 191 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:11,160 Speaker 1: of the day. Don't do that. Seek shelter and let 192 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:14,040 Speaker 1: the highest temperatures pass. So if you're in the middle 193 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:17,680 Speaker 1: of the desert and you're stranded somewhere, travel at night. 194 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,120 Speaker 1: But they do it in the movies because the lighting 195 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,040 Speaker 1: is better. Yeah, during the day. 196 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:24,640 Speaker 2: It makes sense. You can see the mirages better during 197 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:24,960 Speaker 2: the day. 198 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:28,160 Speaker 1: Marijas are important. Another one, do not wait twenty four 199 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,400 Speaker 1: to forty eight hours to report someone missing. If you've 200 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:33,720 Speaker 1: got a bad feeling about something. The first few hours 201 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:38,160 Speaker 1: and days are the most crucial because we always see like, Okay, well, yeah, 202 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:40,000 Speaker 1: I want to report my friend Jenny has been missing. 203 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,800 Speaker 1: And the cop is like, you know, sitting back having 204 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:43,840 Speaker 1: a donut with her feet up on the desk, and 205 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:46,880 Speaker 1: she's like, well, they've been missing for forty eight hours 206 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:50,040 Speaker 1: yet no, well, college, yeah they've been And that's what 207 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:53,480 Speaker 1: they do in the movies. But report Jenny missing now, 208 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,079 Speaker 1: So it's not real life. They won't say that. In 209 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,920 Speaker 1: real life. They won't say to wait, apparently not. I 210 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:01,040 Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know. We'll see Another one don't 211 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:05,400 Speaker 1: drink pea. Now it'll be mentioned in some military Survivor manuals, 212 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:10,000 Speaker 1: but it'll accelerate your dehydration, not slowest, so it's even 213 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:15,200 Speaker 1: less effective if you're already dehydrated, stressed, or malnourished. So 214 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:18,160 Speaker 1: I never really thought that drinking pea would help you 215 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:24,880 Speaker 1: with your dehydration, right, okay. Also, don't pee on jellyfish stings. 216 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:25,640 Speaker 1: That is a myth. 217 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:28,480 Speaker 2: What what they did that on Survivor? 218 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:29,960 Speaker 1: They did in the early Survivor. 219 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:31,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know that. That wasn't real. 220 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:35,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't do that yet, Rub vinegar or salt 221 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,520 Speaker 1: water on the wound and then immerse the airy in 222 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:41,400 Speaker 1: water for twenty minutes. Another one, don't run in a 223 00:09:41,559 --> 00:09:45,760 Speaker 1: zigzag to avoid an alligator or crocodile. Just run as 224 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:48,000 Speaker 1: fast as you can because they can only run in 225 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:50,400 Speaker 1: short little bursts. They get tired, you get short little legs. 226 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:54,800 Speaker 1: They got ticket so tired. Yes, a cigarette, right exactly, 227 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:55,680 Speaker 1: it's just so tired. 228 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:56,240 Speaker 2: Yes. 229 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:59,920 Speaker 1: And finally, people have said, okay, if you get it 230 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,880 Speaker 1: attacked by a shark, punch it in the nose. 231 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:04,000 Speaker 2: Good heard that. 232 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:08,480 Speaker 1: Good luck Bailey throwing an accurate punch underwater, it's something 233 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:12,120 Speaker 1: moving twenty five miles an hour. You're way more likely 234 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:15,120 Speaker 1: to accidentally hand feet a shark than to land an 235 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:21,320 Speaker 1: action hero hit. Instead, maintain eye contact and slowly back 236 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:24,360 Speaker 1: away without making erratic motions. If the shark is an 237 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:27,160 Speaker 1: attack mode, those strike at the eyes or gilts. Here's one. 238 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,320 Speaker 1: What do you do if you see a bear in 239 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:31,520 Speaker 1: the in the wild? It's a if it's brown, laid down. 240 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:34,719 Speaker 1: If it's white, you're not taking I'm not taking your 241 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:41,200 Speaker 1: word for it, a kid from New Jersey. If it's black, attack, Yeah, 242 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,800 Speaker 1: what would you do? You're the outdoors the one. Let's 243 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,520 Speaker 1: say you're camping in the Poconos. 244 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:45,679 Speaker 2: Try. 245 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:48,640 Speaker 5: I get confused because a lot of people say, like, 246 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:50,960 Speaker 5: you either make noise or you don't make noise, depending 247 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,199 Speaker 5: on what kind of bear. Every time I've seen videos 248 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:56,360 Speaker 5: of people passing grizzlies or something, they're like, hey, bear 249 00:10:57,040 --> 00:11:00,800 Speaker 5: a by stand if you stand there, let them pass 250 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:04,319 Speaker 5: because a lot of bearers aren't going to attack you unless, 251 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:07,280 Speaker 5: like I guess, I don't know the answer to that, don't. 252 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't either, So I just stay inside. Yeah, 253 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,760 Speaker 1: I'm not not even going outside? 254 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:12,200 Speaker 2: All right? 255 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:13,680 Speaker 1: What song you want to hear for the sing along 256 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,559 Speaker 1: song of the day. Let us know. Can you move 257 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,120 Speaker 1: that pizza out of the way, because that pizza. I 258 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:21,880 Speaker 1: am like Napoleon Dynamite brother Kip when he's making the 259 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,960 Speaker 1: nachos and Napoleon's on the phone asking for chapstick, and 260 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:27,280 Speaker 1: Kip can't think of anything but as nachos. Yeah, I 261 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,640 Speaker 1: can't think of anything but your pizza. 262 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:29,600 Speaker 2: Put it in the fridge. 263 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, but right now it's in my eye line and 264 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:33,320 Speaker 1: all I can forget. 265 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:34,120 Speaker 2: Will you stop? 266 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,360 Speaker 4: Look if I flip it over, it's a different pizza, 267 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:41,920 Speaker 4: it sure is different pizzas pizza. 268 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:45,520 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, what is your sing along song of the day? 269 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,240 Speaker 1: Send us a text and let us know what song 270 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,120 Speaker 1: you want to sing along to and we'll do that 271 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,040 Speaker 1: in a second. We do this every morning around this 272 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,920 Speaker 1: time because it's fun to sing along with the radio. 273 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,840 Speaker 1: But I don't have any idea what to play, do you? 274 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:58,439 Speaker 1: If you do, send me a text to Katie able 275 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,720 Speaker 1: to be one five, three, nine to one. We'll do 276 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:03,360 Speaker 1: it in the minute. Brian one on one point three 277 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:06,120 Speaker 1: kd w B. We've got somebody in the phone for 278 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,640 Speaker 1: the sing along song of the day. It is Page. 279 00:12:08,679 --> 00:12:12,600 Speaker 1: Welcome to the show, Page, Good morning, Good morning. Where 280 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:13,160 Speaker 1: are you coming from? 281 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:16,160 Speaker 2: Page, I'm going from Inmvergirl Heights. 282 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:18,400 Speaker 1: Where are you on your way to. 283 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:20,720 Speaker 4: Head it work? 284 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:24,360 Speaker 1: Okay? Nice? All right? What song can I play for you? 285 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,080 Speaker 1: Page on the singalong. 286 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:30,960 Speaker 3: Song of the day classic by mkto oh My Goad? 287 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:34,240 Speaker 1: What memory does that bring back for you? Page? Anything 288 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:37,680 Speaker 1: in particular? What time in your life? College? 289 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:38,760 Speaker 4: Nice? 290 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,960 Speaker 1: What what college did you go to? 291 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:42,840 Speaker 4: Ma'm cato? 292 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:46,080 Speaker 1: Which is almost like a real college. Yeah, it's almost 293 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:50,800 Speaker 1: it's almost liked And that's almost like a real diploma. 294 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,680 Speaker 2: I say the same thing about Saint Cloud. I'm like, 295 00:12:52,679 --> 00:12:53,680 Speaker 2: well I graduated. 296 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:56,600 Speaker 1: It's almost like a real diploma. Page. We're just kidding. 297 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,480 Speaker 1: You have a great day. Drive say thanks for listening. 298 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:07,200 Speaker 1: Okay you guys, I love you back. You know what 299 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,800 Speaker 1: it's signed for. It's time for a little dirt, So 300 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:14,480 Speaker 1: let's get started on Katie w b. Let's see watch 301 00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:19,199 Speaker 1: at the top of the dirt here. Basically, Ryan Gosling 302 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,880 Speaker 1: was doing a press event and he stopped in the 303 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:24,440 Speaker 1: middle of the press event because his brother in law 304 00:13:24,559 --> 00:13:26,079 Speaker 1: was there. And his brother in law is I think 305 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:28,320 Speaker 1: working over at Coles now but wants to be in 306 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:30,560 Speaker 1: the movies, wants to be in show biz. So Ryan 307 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,920 Speaker 1: Gosling is calling out his brother, like, hey, look at 308 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,520 Speaker 1: my brother. He wants to be in the movies. 309 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:44,640 Speaker 2: It's the hardest. 310 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,040 Speaker 1: Working on working actor in this. 311 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,720 Speaker 3: I've never met, So Maya Hill. 312 00:13:49,679 --> 00:13:56,760 Speaker 1: Mary's please, I'd be so embarrassed, but also hopeful. 313 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:01,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, I wonder if just because he's Ryan Goggling, everyone 314 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,480 Speaker 4: was like laughing and applodding because none of nothing that 315 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:04,560 Speaker 4: he said was funny. 316 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,800 Speaker 2: But they're like Ryan Goglin's talking. 317 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:10,920 Speaker 1: Is it's absolutely a think because when we have celebrities 318 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:14,600 Speaker 1: in the studio, if they something even mildly funny, we 319 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:17,760 Speaker 1: laugh like we've never heard anything so funny. Like if 320 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,640 Speaker 1: we had Will Smith in here one time and he 321 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,000 Speaker 1: would make a little joke, we'd be. 322 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:24,400 Speaker 2: Like, it's hilarious. 323 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:24,840 Speaker 1: Crazy. 324 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:28,080 Speaker 5: So, the woman that owns a trademark to Confessions of 325 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:32,480 Speaker 5: a Showgirl filed an infringement lawsuit against Taylor Swift. Earlier 326 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,280 Speaker 5: this month, the US Patent and Trademark Office paused Taylor's 327 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:38,960 Speaker 5: application for musical performances and live entertainment services based on 328 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,440 Speaker 5: her album The Life of a Showgirl. Well The office 329 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:45,840 Speaker 5: cited a trademarked fragrance called showgirl and Maren Flegg's trademark 330 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,760 Speaker 5: from twenty fifteen for Compassion of a Showgirl. So Flag's 331 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:53,320 Speaker 5: weekly Las Vegas Weekly column by that name evolved into 332 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:57,480 Speaker 5: live performances and a tour. Her lawsuit alleged that Taylor 333 00:14:57,520 --> 00:15:01,640 Speaker 5: Swift threatened to drown out her law running stage show. 334 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,120 Speaker 1: Isn't that terrible? 335 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,200 Speaker 2: Has any of us heard of that? No, of course 336 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:05,680 Speaker 2: we haven't. 337 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,080 Speaker 1: But like, still, but she's got a thing called what 338 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,400 Speaker 1: life of a Showgirl? 339 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:13,960 Speaker 5: Called hers confession confession, then Taylor's is the life life 340 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:14,720 Speaker 5: of the show girl. 341 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,240 Speaker 1: So Taylor thought if she just kind of bombarded the 342 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:20,280 Speaker 1: media with hers, it would drown hers out and nobody 343 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,640 Speaker 1: would know. Taylor Swift not always the angel we think 344 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:26,320 Speaker 1: she is, right, she's a business woman, man, I'm telling 345 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,880 Speaker 1: you she is a business person, and she's like, you 346 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:31,680 Speaker 1: know what this is? We what is it that that 347 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:36,000 Speaker 1: that's never mind, there's a there's the saying, I'll think 348 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:36,440 Speaker 1: of it later. 349 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:37,600 Speaker 2: I'm not a business man. 350 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:40,320 Speaker 1: I'm a business man exactly. 351 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,160 Speaker 2: Weirdly on the same page, not what Dave was thinking. 352 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,400 Speaker 1: I'm not a businessman. I'm a business I. 353 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,880 Speaker 2: Know you were quoting jay Z over here. My god, 354 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,680 Speaker 2: she's quoting jay Z. Yeah, the same never. 355 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:59,400 Speaker 4: Uh So, there is a big rehearsal happening for Justin 356 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:02,480 Speaker 4: Bieber for Coachella, which is in two weeks. And this 357 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:05,960 Speaker 4: big rehearsal was a surprise show in Los Angeles on 358 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:10,040 Speaker 4: Sunday night for five hundred fans. He performed twenty five 359 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:13,480 Speaker 4: songs from his last two surprise albums that he released 360 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:16,920 Speaker 4: last year. And yeah, he's just rehearsing for Coachella. And 361 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,880 Speaker 4: I looked up Coachella this year and he is Day 362 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:23,160 Speaker 4: two headliner and Sabrina Carpenter is Day one headliner. 363 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,680 Speaker 1: Do you know why they call it Coachella? Why because 364 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,000 Speaker 1: it's in a town called Coachella. I never knew that 365 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,320 Speaker 1: it's right by Palm Springs, which we were on vacation 366 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:32,440 Speaker 1: there a month ago, and it's like the town next 367 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,960 Speaker 1: door to Palm Springs's Coachella. And I thought it was 368 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,320 Speaker 1: actually named after the purse brand. I really did like 369 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,040 Speaker 1: coach like Coachella. 370 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:42,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I always just thought it was just a. 371 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,640 Speaker 1: Name, like Lolla. 372 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:46,640 Speaker 4: It's a townest like so I looked up the Coachella lineup, 373 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,160 Speaker 4: but I feel like Lollapalooza has a better lineup. 374 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,880 Speaker 2: This Oh Lala's lineup is great, is really. 375 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,720 Speaker 4: Good because it's like Charlie XCX, Smashing Pumpkins, Olivia Dean 376 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:58,760 Speaker 4: Tate McCrae, and like the Coachella, as far as I'm concerned, 377 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,720 Speaker 4: it's got Justin Bieber and brinn A Carpenter unless that's it. 378 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,439 Speaker 3: Yeah, Tyler Perry's trying to do something really cool for 379 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,800 Speaker 3: TSA agents since they are the you know, this kind 380 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:09,760 Speaker 3: of partial government shut down. He showed up at heart 381 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:12,520 Speaker 3: Atlanta's Heartfield Jackson Airport tried to give a lot of 382 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:14,720 Speaker 3: the agents wadds of cash, you know, just to you know, 383 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,800 Speaker 3: as a thank you, but apparently it was against federal 384 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,920 Speaker 3: rules because they cannot accept direct cash gifts. So later 385 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,360 Speaker 3: that day, Tyler Perry's people returned and they gave out 386 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,560 Speaker 3: one thousand dollars gift cards to a lot of the 387 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,240 Speaker 3: TSA agents, which I think is really cool. 388 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, but if they're allowed to take them. 389 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:32,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, speaking of money, New Olm, Minnesota makes the dirt today. 390 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:37,199 Speaker 1: They need eleven million dollars to rebuild and restore the 391 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:42,560 Speaker 1: iconic Herman the German Statue. Yeahs along the Minnesota River. 392 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:48,080 Speaker 1: It's just old and it's big. But eleven million seems 393 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,960 Speaker 1: like a lot. It seems like way more than I mean, 394 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:55,040 Speaker 1: you could build a giant building for eleven million dollars. 395 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:58,800 Speaker 4: I assume it's like deteriorating, like the stone somehow. And 396 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:02,119 Speaker 4: since it's at you of a person and it's huge, 397 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,080 Speaker 4: have you ever been up there? 398 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,639 Speaker 1: I've never been up there, but I've driven by. 399 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,240 Speaker 4: Oh, it's terrifying. I went up there like a handful 400 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,200 Speaker 4: of years ago. I felt like I was gonna fall down. 401 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:12,119 Speaker 4: It was like everything in the universe was calling me 402 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,320 Speaker 4: to jump off of this thing. 403 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,680 Speaker 1: Don't do it, don't do it. Hey, one more quick 404 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,440 Speaker 1: one from me. Backstreet Boys got a brand new song. 405 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:23,160 Speaker 1: It's in the new Paw Patrol movie trailer. 406 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:33,280 Speaker 2: Come on, pop, you'd going to an island to shape? 407 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:34,120 Speaker 4: Yeah? 408 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:42,400 Speaker 1: I want a dinosaur be at that? Bees friends, correctly, 409 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:46,840 Speaker 1: never mind. 410 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:57,800 Speaker 5: Back streets back all right, Rumors are swirling, you guys 411 00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:01,720 Speaker 5: that Jeff Bezos and his very new wife Lauren Sanchez 412 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,520 Speaker 5: are already not going to make it to their first 413 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:07,800 Speaker 5: wedding anniversary. Now, we all remember they had an extravagant 414 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:11,840 Speaker 5: weekend in Italy. It was fifty million dollars. Was like, 415 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:14,720 Speaker 5: how much the ceremony cost probably doesn't even include everything 416 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,800 Speaker 5: that went along with it. Every celebrity and their mom 417 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:20,399 Speaker 5: was there and basically a sour says that everything changed 418 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,080 Speaker 5: the moment they got married. Before it was all excitement 419 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,040 Speaker 5: and attention. Now it's real life and it's not perfect. 420 00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:27,560 Speaker 5: They're already out of sync. 421 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:30,399 Speaker 1: So well, don't they say that the more mi Wedding 422 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,520 Speaker 1: planners can probably vouch for this. If you're a wedding 423 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,480 Speaker 1: planner or you work in the industry somehow, you can 424 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:37,879 Speaker 1: probably vouch for the idea that the more expensive and 425 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:42,159 Speaker 1: extravagant the wedding, the less likely that it'll be a 426 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,119 Speaker 1: successful marriage. 427 00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:45,360 Speaker 2: I don't think that that wedding was for the wedding though. 428 00:19:45,359 --> 00:19:46,640 Speaker 2: I think that that was for business. 429 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,119 Speaker 5: What do you mean, because he's a billionaire, he wants 430 00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:52,719 Speaker 5: to like show off his money, he wants to invite 431 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:53,680 Speaker 5: people to network. 432 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,520 Speaker 2: I don't think that that wedding's for love. 433 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,600 Speaker 5: It was to invite every celebrity in the world and 434 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,360 Speaker 5: get them connected. 435 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,879 Speaker 3: I mean, I would say both argue that because they 436 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,200 Speaker 3: were yeah, ran like Sidney Sweeney was at that wedding, 437 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,119 Speaker 3: and I mean, I don't know what the relationship is, 438 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,560 Speaker 3: but what what the Sidney Sweeney, you know, what relationship 439 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,200 Speaker 3: does she have with Jeff Bezos? But also like why 440 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,880 Speaker 3: would they do that and then have like a second wedding. 441 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,280 Speaker 3: You know, I think it was, you know, their wedding. 442 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:16,440 Speaker 1: But also what about like gimmy, like Carolyn from New 443 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:19,800 Speaker 1: Hope has a really expensive, you know, one hundred thousand 444 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:23,199 Speaker 1: dollars wedding. Is it likely to last or is it 445 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:26,520 Speaker 1: more likely to last if you get married in your parents' backyard? Yeah, 446 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:27,560 Speaker 1: for a thousand bucks. 447 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,440 Speaker 2: I don't know. I think it does depend. 448 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,000 Speaker 5: I think, you know, when someone's having the wedding for 449 00:20:32,119 --> 00:20:34,439 Speaker 5: the show of it and not for the love. But 450 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,840 Speaker 5: sometimes people have really big weddings and it's still super fun. 451 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,000 Speaker 2: I don't know. I've been to both. 452 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,040 Speaker 4: I'm going to McDonald's day for lunch of guys because 453 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,000 Speaker 4: it's the new K pop demon Hunter's Meal. 454 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:45,880 Speaker 1: I heard about this. 455 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,679 Speaker 4: That are out The Hunterrick's Meal is it looks like 456 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:53,919 Speaker 4: chicken nuggets, but they've got like fancy sauces that have chili, 457 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,919 Speaker 4: garlic and pepper sauce and then a hot mustard sauce 458 00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:00,879 Speaker 4: with heat and tang. And then their fries they're like 459 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,760 Speaker 4: mixed shaker fries, which I think are new where they 460 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,880 Speaker 4: give you like a seasoning packet that you shake in 461 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:10,960 Speaker 4: with your fries, soy, garlic, toasted sesame and spices that 462 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:15,280 Speaker 4: honestly sounds very good. Yeah, And the Soja Boy's breakfast 463 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,320 Speaker 4: meal is like a little it looks like an egg 464 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:21,160 Speaker 4: McMuffin type situation, but also with some fancy sauces. So 465 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,680 Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna get McDonald's. So I just want 466 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:24,680 Speaker 4: to try it for the novelty. 467 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,919 Speaker 3: Celine Dion is confirmed to be performing ten shows in 468 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,520 Speaker 3: Paris over five weekends, kick it off in September. She's 469 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,960 Speaker 3: fifty eight years old and doing a residency in Paris. 470 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:37,080 Speaker 3: She'll be at Europe's largest indoor arena that seats forty 471 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:39,920 Speaker 3: five thousand. Shout out to Celine Dion for still, I mean, 472 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,280 Speaker 3: fifty eight is not old at all, but just for 473 00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:43,240 Speaker 3: doing a residency, because that is a lot of commitment. 474 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,360 Speaker 2: Well, not just that she has stiff persons send them two. 475 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:51,560 Speaker 1: I don't know that this is, by the way, her 476 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:57,600 Speaker 1: most underrated song. Do you know what that is? 477 00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:00,000 Speaker 2: Jenny stiff person say? 478 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,760 Speaker 5: I thought I would assume it's what it says. It 479 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,200 Speaker 5: makes your body go stiff? 480 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:05,280 Speaker 2: Is it like? 481 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:06,639 Speaker 4: What is it? 482 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:06,840 Speaker 2: Think? 483 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,639 Speaker 3: Eric Dane had als where it's kind of like your 484 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:09,560 Speaker 3: nerves kind of shut down. 485 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:09,960 Speaker 4: Do you know that? 486 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,879 Speaker 2: I will look up different. 487 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:19,360 Speaker 5: It's a rare progressive autoimmune neurological disorder characterized by muscle stiffness, rigidy, 488 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,000 Speaker 5: and painful triggered spasms. 489 00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:22,560 Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's horrible. 490 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,280 Speaker 4: I got a text about from New Olm from about 491 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:25,960 Speaker 4: Herman the German. 492 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,200 Speaker 1: What do we know? Because they're spending eleven million dollars 493 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,720 Speaker 1: to fix the Herm and the German statue. 494 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:30,960 Speaker 2: This is Hannah from New Olm. 495 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000 Speaker 4: The base of Herman is bad, so they need to 496 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:36,680 Speaker 4: take Herman off and completely redo the bottom of the structure. 497 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:40,080 Speaker 4: And it's big, that's why it's so expensive. And then 498 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:42,879 Speaker 4: they have to put them back. Wow, I feel like 499 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,600 Speaker 4: the crane itself would be it's gonna be. 500 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,200 Speaker 1: That is eleven million dollars though, that's crazy. Hey, we're 501 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,680 Speaker 1: going to the moon tomorrow. Do you guys know about this? 502 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,879 Speaker 1: We're going back to the moon. Yes, indeed, We're not 503 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,600 Speaker 1: gonna land on the moon. We're gonna orbit the moon. 504 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:59,119 Speaker 1: They're gonna it's the Artemis Spaceship takes off tomorrow. It 505 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,919 Speaker 1: was gonna take off in February, but they had like 506 00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:04,000 Speaker 1: a problem, so it's taken off tomorrow with four people. 507 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,680 Speaker 1: The first woman in the first person of color will 508 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,760 Speaker 1: orbit the moon. They're not gonna land on it because 509 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:12,160 Speaker 1: they didn't make reservations. But it's a ten day mission 510 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,080 Speaker 1: to the moon, first time back there since like I 511 00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:17,000 Speaker 1: don't know, nineteen thirteen or something like that. The time 512 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,200 Speaker 1: are they doing this tomorrow? 513 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,600 Speaker 3: Okay, gotcha tomorrow evening, I believe I fine, we can 514 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:22,960 Speaker 3: cover it before the show's over. 515 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:28,160 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, And that is the dirt. On kd WB, 516 00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:31,880 Speaker 1: we're coming back in a second with Jenny's been on Reddit. 517 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,000 Speaker 1: Do you find anything good on Reddit? 518 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,720 Speaker 5: We're gonna talk about whatever happened to the most popular 519 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,399 Speaker 5: guy in high school school? 520 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,520 Speaker 2: Is it big and fat with a beer belly? 521 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:47,040 Speaker 1: They'll talk about do it next on KDWB one On 522 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,840 Speaker 1: one point three kd WB Dave Ryan in the morning show. 523 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,440 Speaker 1: We're gonna start April in Minnesnoda with two storms that 524 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:56,560 Speaker 1: could dump a big heavy dump of snow on us 525 00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:00,960 Speaker 1: starting tomorrow Tomorrow's April first, by the way, ber Gold dumb. 526 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,919 Speaker 2: Mother Nations taking a big old dump ut. 527 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:07,160 Speaker 1: And also, I guess good news is the TSA workers 528 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:10,200 Speaker 1: at MSP could still soon see their first paycheck in weeks, 529 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:15,240 Speaker 1: so they start paying them again. And let's do Jenny's 530 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:19,520 Speaker 1: been on reddo Jenny's been on Reddit. 531 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,760 Speaker 5: There's a thread that says what happened to the most 532 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,919 Speaker 5: popular guy in high school? So I'll read the first story, 533 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,320 Speaker 5: but if you guys have a story, I love to 534 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,879 Speaker 5: hear yours instead of random people on Reddit. But it 535 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,480 Speaker 5: says there was a guy named Stuart. He was handsome, curly, 536 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:36,480 Speaker 5: black hair, with that one little lock that was always 537 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:40,320 Speaker 5: on his forehead, built like body builder tan, came from 538 00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:43,280 Speaker 5: a lot of money. Daddy bought him a red Corvette 539 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:47,480 Speaker 5: when he was sixteen and erected it a few months later. 540 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,879 Speaker 5: Of course, but it wasn't his fault that tree jumped 541 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:54,040 Speaker 5: out and bit him, of course it was so fast 542 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:57,120 Speaker 5: forward a few years later he loses track of this guy, 543 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,040 Speaker 5: but he says that in his late thirties he found 544 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,840 Speaker 5: out that that guy Stewart was working at the president 545 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,840 Speaker 5: of or He was the president of Daddy's real estate empire, 546 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:08,639 Speaker 5: and he got caught taken bribes and kickbacks and paid 547 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:13,000 Speaker 5: off people like Billiing inspectors, and now he's serving ten 548 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:17,640 Speaker 5: years in prison. He says, I can't imagine what life 549 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,480 Speaker 5: in prison was like for a pretty boy like that. 550 00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:22,960 Speaker 5: So I think back to who was the most popular 551 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,120 Speaker 5: guy in my high school. It goes between a few, 552 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,399 Speaker 5: but I'll go with the guy that I had the 553 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:32,560 Speaker 5: biggest crush out. Oh my gosh, Eddie Glgenbach. He was 554 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,439 Speaker 5: so cute, Oh my goodness. And he was, of course, 555 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,560 Speaker 5: like the all star athlete. I believe he went on 556 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,840 Speaker 5: to play basketball in college, but not for like a 557 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:44,440 Speaker 5: Big ten school, like something smaller somewhere in like Chicago 558 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:48,080 Speaker 5: or something. And I know that he like played basketball, 559 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,919 Speaker 5: but I don't know that he was like that great 560 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:50,919 Speaker 5: in college. 561 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,280 Speaker 2: He was fantastic enough. 562 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,639 Speaker 5: So now I'm pretty sure he's married with like three 563 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,679 Speaker 5: kids already. And as far as I know from the 564 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,800 Speaker 5: last time I ever creeped on him on like Facebook, 565 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:04,600 Speaker 5: he looks like he's still attractive and in okay shape, 566 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:08,480 Speaker 5: and he was like a nice person to the people. 567 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,679 Speaker 5: He was around, but he definitely had a little bit 568 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:14,080 Speaker 5: of arrogance to him. But I do remember like rolling 569 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,240 Speaker 5: up to a bar one time in my twenties and 570 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,120 Speaker 5: I hadn't seen him since, you know, we graduated high school, 571 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:22,639 Speaker 5: and he was like, what's up, weather girl Jenny. And 572 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:26,040 Speaker 5: he takes alone that I works in radio now and 573 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,399 Speaker 5: that I go by weather girl Jenny. And that was 574 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,040 Speaker 5: kind of a fullser girl moment for me because I 575 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:32,440 Speaker 5: was like, oh my god, I use that have the biggest 576 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,960 Speaker 5: part on you. So nothing bad happened to him, and 577 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,800 Speaker 5: I wouldn't have wished that upon him anyways. But some 578 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,040 Speaker 5: people do look at the most popular person They're like, god, 579 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:39,920 Speaker 5: I hope he got fat. 580 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:40,960 Speaker 2: Nobly it depends. 581 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,720 Speaker 1: I mean, sometimes the most popular person is really really nice. 582 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,359 Speaker 1: We had a girl on our show that I remember 583 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,560 Speaker 1: when I was in high school. She was very popular, 584 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,400 Speaker 1: and I was walking across the courtyard one time between classes. 585 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,359 Speaker 1: Nobody else is out there, and I can still picture 586 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,040 Speaker 1: in my mind She's like hi, and I thought, this 587 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,960 Speaker 1: is a very sweet popular girl saying hi to a 588 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,280 Speaker 1: nobody like me. So we had her on the show show, 589 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,679 Speaker 1: I don't know a few years ago, just kind of 590 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,280 Speaker 1: for random reasons, and she's still very nice and you 591 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,639 Speaker 1: wish them to do well. It's the ones who, like, 592 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,200 Speaker 1: you know, make fun of you on the bus, Yeah, 593 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,199 Speaker 1: because because you got bad skin. It's like, look at it, 594 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,520 Speaker 1: Look at day, look at Dave over there. Yeah, it 595 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,520 Speaker 1: looks like you got bitten faced by a snake. Oh 596 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,120 Speaker 1: gee geez. 597 00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:20,200 Speaker 4: I would like to know if anyone's listening and knows 598 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,840 Speaker 4: whatever happened to Adam Schmidt, because he was the hot 599 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,080 Speaker 4: popular girl at school, in my school and of her 600 00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:25,600 Speaker 4: high school. 601 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:29,439 Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Glass of nine nine. Adam Schmidt. 602 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:30,440 Speaker 2: Adam Schmidt. 603 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:34,119 Speaker 4: He was like blonde and and he was so cute 604 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,280 Speaker 4: and everybody had a massive crush on him. But I 605 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,520 Speaker 4: just looked on Instagram and Facebook and I can't find 606 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:39,600 Speaker 4: him anywhere. 607 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,760 Speaker 2: So I wonder he's I. 608 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,000 Speaker 5: Say on this thread, the amount of people who talked 609 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,919 Speaker 5: about the person being dead, I was like, well, I want. 610 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:47,760 Speaker 2: To read those stories. 611 00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,200 Speaker 4: I feel like only a handful of people died for 612 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:52,520 Speaker 4: my graduating class so far, and that is depressing. 613 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:53,199 Speaker 2: So I don't want to. 614 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,600 Speaker 4: Don't tell me, all right, let's not pivot to death. 615 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,800 Speaker 4: Tell me that he's thriving. And I don't know, like 616 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,760 Speaker 4: he sponsored a small village. 617 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,720 Speaker 1: All right, we gonna take a break in a small village. 618 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:07,840 Speaker 1: It's good to shout out, Adam Schmidt. We will be back. 619 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,399 Speaker 1: And I remember we play the Lyrics Shuffle, one of 620 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,679 Speaker 1: our favorite games of the week. And then I got 621 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,680 Speaker 1: to tell you something that happened on a cruise ship 622 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:19,359 Speaker 1: that is actually tragic and funny at the same time. 623 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:21,760 Speaker 1: It's all coming up. Stay here if you need his text, 624 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:24,560 Speaker 1: tos at KATIEWB one that's five three nine, two to one.