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Speaker 1: Good morning, Liz. What's going on? Hi?

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Speaker 2: So I was listening to Sax and the Hacks and

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Speaker 2: you guys are talking about the lady that went through

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Speaker 2: the airport security and they like hought her tampon. I

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Speaker 2: have totally gone through security before, and they caught.

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Speaker 3: My pad like in your purse like it was.

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Speaker 2: It was exactly that like big red box like she

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Speaker 2: was talking about, right in the crotch area.

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Speaker 4: Oh is it because it's not? Is there metal in

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Speaker 4: those at some point? Is that? Why?

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Speaker 5: No? No, not at all?

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Speaker 1: What the hell?

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Speaker 6: What's the explanation there that I don't understand why it

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Speaker 6: kicked up by that?

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Speaker 7: I'll tell you why. I'm no scientists, But it's a

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Speaker 7: metal detector. Blood has iron in it, right, wouldn't that

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Speaker 7: be iron? Iron come through with bee?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's that iron content.

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Speaker 4: But maybe I don't know.

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Speaker 7: Maybe there's some professor listening that could tell us, or

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Speaker 7: a TV what do they call those things, tps, t

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Speaker 7: EPs TSA, yeah, yeah, one of those people calls.

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Speaker 1: So, Liz, when that happened to you, what happened? Would

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Speaker 1: they do they.

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Speaker 2: Had to like do they kind of just like pap

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Speaker 2: between your sides a little bit. They're like, we're you

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Speaker 2: gonna check here.

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Speaker 4: I don't like that.

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Speaker 2: It's so awkward and mortifying.

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Speaker 4: I don't like it. Any of that is so weird

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Speaker 4: to me.

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Speaker 1: I don't like it.

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Speaker 4: I don't like it at all.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's invasive. So what do you do

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Speaker 1: After they've done.

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Speaker 2: Pat you down, then they're like, Okay, you're good to go.

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Speaker 1: Do you say to them? Do you say them, hey,

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Speaker 1: it's that time of the month. Excuse me.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: I usually don't because I'm just like mortified that it.

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Speaker 4: Mortified is the right word. I think I would be

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Speaker 4: just taking the train from now on. They don't have

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Speaker 4: TSA at the train. I don't like so. I don't

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Speaker 4: think so no security there. No, that's why there's always

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Speaker 4: train robbers.

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Speaker 1: Are you looking at it up, Kyle, Yeah, it says TSA.

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Speaker 6: Scanners may flag pads or tampons because they can detect

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Speaker 6: additional objects, especially in the groin area, and can also

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Speaker 6: pick up other physical factors like sweat. The scanners are

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Speaker 6: designed to identify anything that creates a bulge or stand

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Speaker 6: out from the body's natural shape, and a pad or

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Speaker 6: even sweat can be interpreted as such. Triggering additional screening.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe it was it was a heavy flow day

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Speaker 1: that day for you, Liz.

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Speaker 6: No, I don't think that.

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Speaker 7: Maybe she had to put it in a milt, but

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Speaker 7: maybe she had to use an extra wider pad.

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Speaker 6: No, it's anything. Too many people are smuggling things in

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Speaker 6: that area.

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Speaker 1: I could tell you the extra sensitive.

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Speaker 7: I travel a lot and never once has TSA said

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Speaker 7: check that guy's bulge.

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Speaker 4: Go ahead on.

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Speaker 1: Nothing to see here, Liz, thanks for calling in. Have

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Speaker 1: a great day.

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Speaker 2: Thanks you too.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 7: A lot of people call it in hot topic, you guys,

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Speaker 7: hot topic right now. In fact, there's a text message

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Speaker 7: that says from a four two five number. The three

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Speaker 7: D body scanner does not set off the alarm, but

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Speaker 7: if the string is out of the body, that will

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Speaker 7: set it up off, which usually it is not familiar

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Speaker 7: with that all process.

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Speaker 6: I mean, it made sense. It's not really a metal

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Speaker 6: tech detector. It literally is supposed to detect anything that

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Speaker 6: seems out of the ordinary. So if we were smug

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Speaker 6: that makes sense, contraband or a gun and you were

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Speaker 6: trying to hide it on your person, it would be

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Speaker 6: able to get it. That's the difference and why they

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Speaker 6: switched to those things instead of just the metal detectors.

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Speaker 7: We are going to play minute to win it. We'll

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Speaker 7: probably do it every day at this time for a while.

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Speaker 7: So we need a contestant to win Pat Hickey's money

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Speaker 7: eight seven seven nine three seven one oh four seven.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we don't want him getting too comfortable with not paying.

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Speaker 4: Let's have him pay up.

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Speaker 1: Hey, John J. Richard's this Can I help you?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, Hey, I'm calling about the body scanner. Yeah, some

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Speaker 8: accurate on that. So it is, Uh, it's refractive, so

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Speaker 8: it's looking for organic material. This are not a transmission

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Speaker 8: type X ray system where you would seep outains organic.

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Speaker 4: He says, what do you say, t bones organic material?

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Speaker 8: They're looking for organic cotton. So her Pat's probably made

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Speaker 8: out of cotton.

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Speaker 1: Is organic cotton illegal to be on a plane with?

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Speaker 4: You didn't think so?

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Speaker 8: No, I was looking for organic material because bombs are

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Speaker 8: typically made out of organic material.

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Speaker 6: No, confusing people are smuggling sweatshirts, right, make sure these women,

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Speaker 6: Oh she's on a period, she'd probably a really bad mood.

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Speaker 1: Be cool.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, stop, I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: All right, thanks man, thanks for listening. Hey, Ryan, what's up?

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Speaker 1: You're on the air. High.

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Speaker 3: Hey, hey, I just can say the husband on War

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Speaker 3: Today initially sounded like a complete idiot. By based on

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Speaker 3: the wife's description, it was very much confirmed when he

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Speaker 3: thought on the air.

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Speaker 4: Yeah right, he thought he might be stupid. But then

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Speaker 4: once he said his first word, you're like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 4: he's stood.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly exactly.

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Speaker 4: Then he blames it on her for reading too far.

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Speaker 1: Ryan, what are you doing? What are you doing right now?

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Speaker 3: I'm at work?

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Speaker 1: But what you doing? It work? Because you're breathing really hard.

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Speaker 3: Oh sorry, I just went down and play the stairs.

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Speaker 1: Down the flight of stairs.

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Speaker 3: Wow up, brother, I'm awake.

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Speaker 1: I'm awake. I'm awake again.

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Speaker 7: I could go down the flight of stairs and not

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Speaker 7: breathe hard at all. I have to go up the flightestairs.

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Speaker 7: I'm like, whoa, I gotta stop. I stopped tell you

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Speaker 7: on the third floor and four floors ago because I

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Speaker 7: Thanks for listening.

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Speaker 3: Man, you too?

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Speaker 1: All right? Very cool.

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Speaker 7: So we need we need a contestant eight sevens?

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Speaker 1: Is this we might have the hold on old Oh no,

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Speaker 1: this is another. This is another Christina, Hi, Hi, Yes

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Speaker 1: you're on the air.

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Speaker 5: Oh can you hear me. Sorry, yes, hi, yeah, hey,

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Speaker 5: I was calling about the body scanners that. Explaining to

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Speaker 5: the girl that screened the calls, I literally get patted

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Speaker 5: down in my crotch every single time I fly on

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Speaker 5: it always comes up with a red block right there.

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Speaker 5: Because I'm wearing jeans, they're kind of sagging. It can't

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Speaker 5: see through there to tell that there's nothing there. And

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Speaker 5: what makes it really funny is I took thirty six

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Speaker 5: eighth graders to Washington, DC last year and they all

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Speaker 5: got to see me get patted down.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I literally no exaggeration. Every time I fly they have

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Speaker 3: Down my cross.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so the one i'd wear a different pair of

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Speaker 4: jeans next time, or may she enjoys the pet town.

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Speaker 5: Well right, you would think I would not stop wearing jeans,

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Speaker 5: but it's the most comfortable thing to travel in is jeans, and.

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Speaker 8: So it's fine.

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Speaker 5: It doesn't I'm not carrying anything or concealing anything. But

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Speaker 5: that's what they told me, is why they always have

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Speaker 5: to pat me down.

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Speaker 1: You know what's funny you say that.

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Speaker 7: My wife told me, she's like, when you're gonna we're

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Speaker 7: going to travel the summer with the Europe.

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Speaker 1: She was, get on the plane. You got to get

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Speaker 1: these Lulu Lemon pants, so the best for crowding. You

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Speaker 1: gotta get them. So I got a pair and I

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Speaker 1: hated it. No, no, no, no no, I hated it. I

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Speaker 1: went back to jeans. I think jeans.

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Speaker 7: I think loose jeans are the best of flying sweats.

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Speaker 5: Thanks, thanks Christina, you guys today.

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Speaker 4: Bye bye, Hello Gail.

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Speaker 1: Hello, you ready to play minute to win it? Yes, we

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Speaker 1: got thousand dollars on the line.

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Speaker 4: All right, Gail, sixty seconds. You gotta get them all

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Speaker 4: right in sixty seconds if you know it shouted out

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Speaker 4: fast because it goes super quick. What animal is called

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Speaker 4: the king of the jungle? A lion? How many sides

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Speaker 4: on a triangle? Three? What is the country shaped like

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Speaker 4: a boot?

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Speaker 4: Wood bird can run fast than a horse?

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Speaker 1: Oh, you can't cuss, she's out. You cuss, you're out.

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Speaker 2: That boot question would have gotten me because I did

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Speaker 4: So I'm over here like Louisiana, and.

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Speaker 1: I was looking at her.

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Speaker 4: I was like, it's Italy.

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Speaker 6: And then you're like, what can run faster than the horse?

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Speaker 6: She's like cheetah.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, he said, bird bird.

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Speaker 4: Do you guys know which bird can run faster than

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Speaker 4: a horse? Ostrich a street?

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Speaker 3: Really?

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Speaker 4: So you're trying to answer it before the question is done, I.

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Speaker 7: Want to I want to give it behind the scenes,

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Speaker 7: just in case that sounded. We're on the radio, so

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Speaker 7: we're live. Our show's live, so we're live, and if

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Speaker 7: you cuss, the rule is we have to hang up

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Speaker 7: on you. Yeah, so she's playing the game. She said

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Speaker 7: a big, big cuss word and we had to dump

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Speaker 7: her and then get rid of her so she doesn't

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Speaker 7: get the prize.

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Speaker 4: And hot tip you should win anyway. You should try

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Speaker 4: to do it yourself. If you have people helping, you're

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Speaker 4: never gonna get it in sixty seconds. You got to

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Speaker 4: crank them out.

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Speaker 6: I think if you hesitate on any one of the questions,

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Speaker 6: it's like you're going to run out of time.

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Speaker 4: Right, you can probably hesitate on one, but that's it.

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Speaker 4: Not very long, not very long.

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Speaker 7: I just got a text from a six oh two

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Speaker 7: number says, I just got back from Seattle this past weekend,

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Speaker 7: flying out of Phoenix to Seattle, and out of Seattle

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Speaker 7: to Phoenix. I got the random imagery that showed a

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Speaker 7: big red box on my crotch area. Both times I

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Speaker 7: got the pat down and they said it was excessive

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Speaker 7: mass detected.

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Speaker 1: Lol.

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Speaker 6: Excessive mass. That's embarrassing.

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Speaker 4: What a gift. I know, find a different term. Those

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Speaker 4: guys would be like sweet,