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Speaker 1: Yeah, the Federal Communications Commission just determined the following content

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Speaker 2: Jimmy coxbollid time, Alan Cox.

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Speaker 1: Show kicks, ash Man welcome, show me what you go.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna see a lot of cocks on TV. Allen

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Speaker 2: Allen con Here we go, He'll add, he's the Allen

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Speaker 5: I don't have noticed the let me get some perfect music.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if that's appropriate music.

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Speaker 6: Oh no, And I've noticed the kind of a heartbreaking

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Speaker 6: his body looks. I don't want to sound like some

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Speaker 6: hippie dippy bull shrimp, but considering the assaults, men and

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Speaker 6: women are constantly bombarded with what's handsome and beautiful and hearing,

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Speaker 6: how Rob would quote never dream to where summer hoochy

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Speaker 6: daddy shorts would rob and by chance, even you ever

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Speaker 6: consider doing a do dwar photo shoot?

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Speaker 5: Wow, I've already been naked on camera in front of

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Speaker 5: people that I work with. Okay, I've already I've already

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Speaker 5: earned my bona fides. Yeah, and that's someplace where're not

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Speaker 5: going to be equal. So you'll continue to have those

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Speaker 5: bona fides and I will not. I was buck naked

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Speaker 5: in a Alan Cochro comedy tour promo years ago. I

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Speaker 5: did see that, I mean jumped out of the car.

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Speaker 5: I got out of the car buck naked. Yeah, we

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Speaker 5: were doing a hangover parody. That's how long ago. That

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Speaker 5: was bare ass bare ass baby.

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Speaker 6: Leslie says she did a boo Dwar photo shoot several

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Speaker 6: for her body and all the things that have made

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Speaker 6: her feel horrifically insecure. My thing is just that the

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Speaker 6: best way to get, the only way out is through right.

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Speaker 1: I've never met a nude beach I didn't like. She said.

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Speaker 6: I know a man who did a due Dwar photo

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Speaker 6: shoot is a gift to his wife and she absolutely

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Speaker 5: Well, that's really nice, But unfortunately she's not the first,

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Speaker 5: nor will she be the last person to be concerned

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Speaker 1: I am, That's just me.

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Speaker 6: Have you ever had the conversation with your wife about

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Speaker 1: Absolutely not.

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Speaker 6: George Castanza on the schist lounge.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, on the fainting count.

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Speaker 5: There's just certain things that I'm very I'm amazingly self aware, right,

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Speaker 5: I understand what I'm carrying here. Right, I'm not the

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Speaker 5: ugliest fellow on the planet. I'm not the most fat,

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Speaker 6: But what if you got yourself in shape for the

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Speaker 5: Listen if yeah, my wife, listen, she has to live

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Speaker 5: next to it. You think she wants to see pictures

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Speaker 5: of it too? Here, honey, here's a gift of me.

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Speaker 1: Enjoy. Here's me neck deep in rose petals.

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Speaker 6: Look, you're saying, I'm saying that you like got yourself

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Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know your wife. Why would

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Speaker 1: No, nobody wants that.

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Speaker 6: It's something that she would spere it away in a

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Speaker 5: I display or not. But if you, if you want

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Speaker 6: Leslie says that the woman who got the Due Doir

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know what's going to happen.

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Speaker 5: Let's say I go through it right now, I booked

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Speaker 5: and I see the photos, I will start screaming at

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Speaker 1: Okay, oly, God, look at all that stuff.

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Speaker 5: Look at my fat well, my fat pelly, my fat ass.

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Speaker 1: This is terrible. Yeah, but there's power in owning it,

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Speaker 1: leaning in you know what else, there's power in not

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not worth the chance that she might go,

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Speaker 6: this is amazing because it would be so counterintuitive, it

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Speaker 6: is amazing. No, No, I'm literally seeing a side of you,

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Speaker 6: Rob that I've never seen before.

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Speaker 5: She says that that's impossible. Yeah, she's seen every side

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Speaker 5: of me possible. The poor thing. I need to see

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Speaker 1: Wow. This has been who I am my entire life.

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Speaker 6: Now, when you die your beard it will change overnight. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: who cares and people will go, oh hey. What makes

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Speaker 6: people nervous is when they do something to try it out.

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Speaker 1: What makes them nervous.

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Speaker 6: Is having other people think that they think it looks awesome.

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Speaker 6: That's what jams people up, rather than just going yeah,

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Speaker 6: I'm just trying it out. We'll see you know, people.

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Speaker 1: Have shaved their head and I'm trying it out because

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Speaker 5: Man, Like I feel, like I mentioned earlier, I'm very

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Speaker 5: They walk around with no concern or whatever, and I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, yea.

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Speaker 6: But here's the thing, though, we are expending so much

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Speaker 1: Right, That's what I mean. That's where I want to get.

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Speaker 6: But because that's the joke, Oh he thinks he looks great. No, no, no,

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Speaker 6: that's what we're projecting onto them. They just don't care

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Speaker 1: But I want to be the the ultimate period, that's

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Speaker 6: Everybody thinks that those people think, oh, they're kidding themselves.

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Speaker 6: They think it looks great, because the implication is, well,

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Speaker 6: if you thought otherwise, you wouldn't wear it. With forgetting

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Speaker 6: a lot of people they don't care they don't care.

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Speaker 6: To me, somebody wearning it to pay is no different

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Speaker 6: the same thing. They do not care, And so why

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Speaker 6: obviously it's a it's obviously. Ever nobody can get away

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Speaker 6: That's where I got it.

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Speaker 1: You don't spend too much time on it. That's that's

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Speaker 1: my goal. That's what I'm working towards. That's why I

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Speaker 1: go to therapy. Well I do too.

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Speaker 6: But if therapy didn't get me there, I mean, it's

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Speaker 6: I don't know, sooner or later you just go. What

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Speaker 6: am I wasting all this time for wondering? Because they're

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well maybe I'll die, We'll see. I think you should.

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Speaker 5: I think I'm just so nervous about looking like an

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Speaker 5: a hole. Well again, I shouldn't care. I put together

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Speaker 5: a song, Rob for your beard. Okay, It's called Rob's

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Speaker 5: Midnight Beer.

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Speaker 1: Rob a town with a smile, little grinder, this black,

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Speaker 1: this night, holding man fos there and whispered, ain't mas s?

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Speaker 1: But Rob just chuckling at the game begin?

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Speaker 3: What did you do be?

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Speaker 1: We all listen to the song to could his beard?

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Speaker 3: Now he's the man with.

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Speaker 1: The midnight beer, the man with the midnight beer. I

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Speaker 5: Come on, I'm telling you it could be Hollywood Rob

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Speaker 1: Yes, sounds pretty good. I'm all in favor of that.

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Speaker 6: What do you say in the song? What did AI

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Speaker 6: say that you said in this song? Let the games begin?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, it's gonna be a whole new chapter for me.

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Speaker 1: You should do it.

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Speaker 6: In fact, before you do the stage announcements for ghost

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Speaker 6: How long is it?

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Speaker 1: That's this Thursday night? How long does it take? Will

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Speaker 6: I will something light, something closer to your actual that's

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Speaker 1: You want to go too dark?

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Speaker 6: or something so white. Yeah I did. Because you have

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Speaker 6: Thursday night?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, do it Wednesday night give it a day

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Speaker 5: If I'm gonna do it before that, I'll do it tonight.

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Speaker 5: Oh yes, if I'm gonna do it, I gotta I

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Speaker 5: on my way home to pick up some just for men.

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Speaker 1: There you go.

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Speaker 6: Yes, Alan, My mom just asked me if you are transitioning. Yes,

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Speaker 6: I am into someone who would tell your mother to

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Speaker 3: Tell me.

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Speaker 9: Show it all is created in a place like this

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Speaker 9: by putting vincent pieces of sound together and building them all.

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Speaker 1: Up into what you hear. The Elly Cox Show on.

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Speaker 1: You know who this is, Rob, we got the technical difficulties.

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Speaker 1: Hugh Anthony Craig the Third, better known as Huey lewis

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Speaker 1: this guy. I'll tell you what. When my friend was

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Speaker 1: having a couple of drinks before the nine inch Nails show.

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Speaker 1: They had come in for that.

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Speaker 6: Just to reiterate how varied people's musical taste can be.

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Speaker 6: I know that mine run mcgammut, I love Seely Dan,

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Speaker 6: I love Lama, God and a lot of things in between.

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Speaker 6: For this company huge Huey Lewis band, right, And so

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Speaker 1: From Huey Lewis, you gonna see this in the movie,

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Speaker 1: You got to take the rough with the smooth. I

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Speaker 6: Sure, Huey Lewis has many years disease. It's impossible really

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Speaker 6: And Huey Lewis is somehow going to be part of that.

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Speaker 6: But Huey Lewis and the news boy anytime I hear him.

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Speaker 6: And again, he's seventy five years old. But if you

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Speaker 1: Right went to Cornell University. Confirmed.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I told you I had a girl that I

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Speaker 1: She'd seen it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like free way Bill from the Tubes. My

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Speaker 6: Yeah, fee way Bill has got a kickstand man. This

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Speaker 1: He really does.

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Speaker 6: And good for him, right, good for him.

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Speaker 1: Sorry for all the craziness there.

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Speaker 5: I spilled water right as we were coming back from

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Speaker 1: I count on you to be the professional.

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Speaker 5: I mean it was that when I tell you close,

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Speaker 1: I wasn't sure at first what was happening. I thought

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Speaker 5: It was close, not like I'm working with a ton

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Speaker 1: Orning and open cups of water rot. Yeah I know.

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Speaker 5: It was like that bounty commercial where it's creeping towards

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Speaker 1: It hit my keyboard, but that was it. So thankfully

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Speaker 1: it didn't didn't do a whole didn't gum up the

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Speaker 5: No, okay, thank god, Oh goodness, that's exactly it.

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Speaker 5: I pushed it all off the under the floor and

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Speaker 1: So if thanks try tomorrow. Sorry Jen, Why is Judge

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Speaker 5: On nineteen Blame Rob Anthony, Wow, Jeff and Walton Hills.

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Speaker 1: Alan. Yesterday you got snippy about seeing tucka Muck first run.

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Speaker 1: It's from nineteen fifty four.

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Speaker 6: Sorry, we forgot your parents are strict and didn't think

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Speaker 6: Had the PBS channel, Channel eleven, and once in a while,

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Speaker 1: It's from nineteen fifty four.

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Speaker 6: Alan, I have a bunch of ducks across the street

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Speaker 6: they're making that laughing noise all day long. Yeah, they

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Speaker 6: Aaron and Akron correctly pointing out they've never even considered

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Speaker 6: I wonder why that is. It's not that he's not

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 6: You never see Huey Lewis's name associated with the rock and.

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Speaker 1: Roll Hall of Fame. Nope. But I always well you

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Speaker 6: He told you the heart of rock and roll was

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Detroit, how that rock and roll? David Lee Roth

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Speaker 6: He could have done it, David Lee Roth going out

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: I am partial to I know, a heart of rock

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Speaker 6: H for Huey Lewis and the News, I am partial

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Speaker 1: That's what I say.

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Speaker 6: They're all good, Alan, Huey Lewis played harmonica on a

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Speaker 6: with Elvis Costello. He wrote with Phil Lennet.

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Speaker 1: That's what I mean.

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Speaker 6: Like Huey Lewis was a guy back then, right, Phil

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Speaker 6: he's like, look at his cracker with the schlong let

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Speaker 6: time we blame that wet seed and the Cli Rattler. Listen,

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Speaker 1: I should do another one of those weekends.

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Speaker 6: It's been a while snubble shot bands that have not

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Speaker 6: I mean, if you were going to do top ten

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Speaker 11: I like that.

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Speaker 6: Allen w What is that sitting against the Bureau chief

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Speaker 6: Somebody sent Rob a parrot head parking only sign. Hmmm,

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Speaker 6: because of course Rob, Hey, I'm working, Because of course

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Speaker 6: Rob loads anything associated with one. James Buffett Esquire, Yeah,

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Speaker 6: Would never He's not a monster, but certainly doesn't enjoy

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Speaker 6: natural solution is hoping that local birds of prey will

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Speaker 1: Where those dice think they bring them in at night.

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Speaker 6: Well, I was gonna say, though, don't birds of prey

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Speaker 1: No, I think they would. They go after ducks.

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Speaker 5: I think they would go any and if they're hungry enough,

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Speaker 5: I think you go after anything, right. I thought that

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Speaker 5: You know, everybody's got stories of like birds that'll come

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Speaker 1: Yeah, something like that. Hawks will grab a little dogs

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Speaker 5: Now, Look, I now imagine this, right Yeah, And I

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Speaker 6: Oh, this guy goes out and every day there's one

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Speaker 6: There is a single duck making a single noise, and

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Speaker 6: of the Usual Suspects. Right, Yeah, he goes, oh my god.

444
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Speaker 1: Every night Rob has been grilling out there, and I

445
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Speaker 1: never put it together.

446
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Speaker 3: Until now.

447
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Speaker 6: Is there any way that you could get out there

448
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Speaker 6: undercover of moonlight? And maybe you know, listen, let's say

449
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Speaker 6: what it is. You snap a duck's neck, you bring

450
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Speaker 6: it back, you throw it on the grill, and you know,

451
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Speaker 6: I think he brings them in. You've got neighbor pet alarrange.

452
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Speaker 1: He brings them in.

453
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Speaker 5: I think they put them in like the garage or

454
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Speaker 5: something at night. Why, I don't know. Are they in

455
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Speaker 5: a probably for the same reason they have twelve dons,

456
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Speaker 5: I know. But are they in a pen? Yeah, he

457
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,040
Speaker 5: has a pen bill. You can see it kind of

458
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Speaker 5: in that video I sent you.

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Speaker 1: So, I guess my question is what is the point

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Speaker 1: of this? That's a great question, huh. And if I

461
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Speaker 1: wasn't so.

462
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Speaker 5: Anti talking to people I don't know, I would ask

463
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Speaker 5: what the point of it is? I would rather just

464
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Speaker 5: go on the radio and bitch about it. I understand,

465
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Speaker 5: because that's a lot easier than actually having a talk

466
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Speaker 5: to somebody who I don't know and out of the shoot.

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Speaker 1: Don't want to talk to.

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Speaker 6: Hey, listen, this is for better or worse, where we

469
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Speaker 6: come to air our grievances. Yep, it's where the audience

470
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Speaker 6: sometimes comes to air their grievances.

471
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. I don't wish any harm on animals.

472
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Speaker 1: I just I don't want ducks.

473
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Speaker 12: I know.

474
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Speaker 1: If I wanted ducks, I would have ducks. Doesn't mean

475
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Speaker 1: they're not annoying.

476
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Speaker 5: Oh, they're obnoxious, beyond obnoxious, Like I said, especially the

477
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Speaker 5: one that heard that joke every single time, every ten seconds.

478
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Speaker 1: It's not that funny. You know you should do is

479
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Speaker 1: you should go out there and you did stand up

480
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Speaker 1: back in the day. Uh huh. You should go out

481
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Speaker 1: there and start telling and jokes to them.

482
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Speaker 6: Just stand there with a microphone that's not plugged in,

483
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Speaker 6: and they just record yourself doing a set in front

484
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Speaker 6: of these ducks, and then you edit it and then

485
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Speaker 6: it sounds like they're just having a high old time.

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Speaker 5: I'd be kind of funny to just just do straight

487
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Speaker 5: duck humor. A duck walks into a bar. What did

488
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Speaker 5: he say?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

490
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Speaker 6: I put it on my bill. See you know I

491
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Speaker 6: like that way. Yeah, I'm getting too much from him.

492
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Speaker 6: But why was the baby duck sad? He was feeling down?

493
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Speaker 8: Hey?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey, what do you guys like to eat with

495
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Speaker 1: your cheese quackers? What time does a duck wake up

496
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Speaker 1: in the morning? The quack of dawn? I might do it? Yeah,

497
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Speaker 1: why not? Who's standing in the guy's backyard?

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Speaker 6: Hi, everybody, Alan, I had a pet duck that was

499
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Speaker 6: killed by a hawk, the hawk broker neck.

500
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Speaker 1: How about that? You know what you should do? You

501
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 1: should introduce your neighbor to your brand new pet coyote.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 6: I mean, if this person really wants ducks so badly,

504
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Speaker 6: let's see how much they want. And when they're inside

505
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Speaker 6: all day long? They're inside, not just at night. I

506
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Speaker 6: can't imagine. How are they sleeping at night? Are ducks nocturnal? Alan,

507
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Speaker 6: redtail and red shoulder hawks eat squirrels, rats, chipmunks, pigeons,

508
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Speaker 6: turkey vultures only eat dead things. Eagles and osprey mainly

509
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 6: eat fish. All right, thank you ornithologist. Are they raising

510
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Speaker 6: Leo wants to know.

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Speaker 1: Are they raising those ducks to eventually eat them themselves?

512
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Speaker 1: I don't know. Are they future food?

513
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Speaker 5: I don't know, But I also know that they sell

514
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 5: duck breast in every single grocery store.

515
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Speaker 1: And there's like twelve of them in the diner. Now

516
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 1: go buy some. What do you see when a duck

517
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 1: bends over, it's not quack.

518
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Speaker 6: Maybe you should release thirty to fifty faral hogs into

519
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Speaker 6: your backyard.

520
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:32,880
Speaker 1: See what happens there.

521
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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, there's a lot of room to play

523
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Speaker 1: with this duck situation.

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Speaker 10: There is.

525
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 5: See you're again you said it yesterday or day before.

526
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Speaker 5: You are first and foremost an optimist, I'm looking at

527
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Speaker 5: the negative.

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Speaker 13: I know.

529
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Speaker 1: I'm just saying there's no downside to being an optimist.

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Speaker 14: Right.

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Speaker 6: If you go in thinking this is gonna work. When

532
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 6: it doesn't, you go, Okay, let's go on to the

533
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 6: next thing. Then let's figure out something else.

534
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 5: If I went and just did, I should dress up

535
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 5: and like a leisure suit and just go do five

536
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 5: minutes with the ducks'd be great. And imagine they just

537
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 5: stop like I'm that bad that they just stop laughing,

538
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,679
Speaker 5: like the quacking just ends. That's the way they can

539
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 5: keep them at base to tell them bad jokes.

540
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Speaker 1: And that's ultimately what you want. And then I have

541
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Speaker 1: to go do stand up for ducks. Yeah, but.

542
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Speaker 4: Everybody, Hey, that's got out.

543
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 1: Tell you what, Hey, duck, couple of lake plants for

544
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 1: the night albums? Now they didn't. I don't mind you

545
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: like that one. Hey, the duck wants to the doctor.

546
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 1: Want the doctor tell them you're fat? You have perfect

547
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Speaker 1: villa health.

548
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Speaker 14: You guys like, I'll tell you what the road for

549
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 14: a while here, Ah, what do you call a successful duck?

550
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 14: A wattle citizen?

551
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 8: That's what.

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Speaker 1: I'll be back tomorrow.

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Speaker 6: I'm back tomorrow, same time, same Duck Channel, thank you, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The comedic silence rob Affery, but Duck Commenium. But he's

555
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: a duck, but the Duck's love.

556
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Speaker 15: The alley Cocks Show on one point seven w MMS.

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Speaker 3: The alley Cock Show.

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Speaker 5: Hey, this is show business people, Okay, it's not real

559
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 5: time fun and such.

560
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,959
Speaker 6: Speaking of the iHeartRadio app, there's that talkback button there.

561
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 1: You can always leave us messages if you like.

562
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Speaker 3: What up Game?

563
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Speaker 10: Yesterday Show? And when let me till Pere's Builton comes

564
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 10: on the intro song. I know it's pre recorded, but

565
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 10: it always sounds like Mary or pound Cake. But I

566
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 10: think Mary. It sounds like she's singing like along with

567
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Speaker 10: it on the high note, like it's like she's harmonizing

568
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 10: with it. It just sounds like that to me. All

569
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Speaker 10: right by you, she is not.

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Speaker 6: I would like to hear simply because it is one

571
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Speaker 6: of her favorite bits of the entire week.

572
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Speaker 1: And so go ahead single. Sorry, Mary, that was your

573
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Speaker 1: cue to come in.

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Speaker 16: With me.

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Speaker 1: I was singing that whole myself, harmonized in the way

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Speaker 1: that you're so prone to do. Getting the sense that

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Speaker 1: she's not taking it serious.

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Speaker 8: That's my singing voice. It's not as good listen, yes

579
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 8: it is.

580
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: You don't know me, maybe it is.

581
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Speaker 6: Maybe, Oh boy, hmm, all right, Alan, you keep lying

582
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 6: and not admitting you're wrong like the rest of your

583
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 6: liberal friends. Yeah, everything about Biden and Fauci apparently lying

584
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 6: all the time because that Alex Jones club is like,

585
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 6: I'm not Fauci, I don't lie, boy, Anthony Faucci was

586
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 6: the greatest thing to ever happen to these dopes somebody

587
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 6: to hang their hat on. But also he's not even

588
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 6: like in the government anymore, and they're like.

589
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 17: Fauci, this is how things were going to more information,

590
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 17: things change, and that's not for some people.

591
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 1: I know, it's ridiculous, by the way, what happened?

592
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 6: And I've had a couple of people ask me, mary Lynn,

593
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 6: what what happened in that tick that you had on

594
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 6: your arm before we went to break You had some

595
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 6: big old puss filled It wasn't didn't you have a

596
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 6: fluid filled pustewel.

597
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 18: In your body or something?

598
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: It's so cold in here, no fluid filled turn it up.

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Speaker 18: It's almost god.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, right, you had ringworm underneath your opening for

601
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Speaker 6: a chimera. By the way, on May thirteenth, ringworm.

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Speaker 8: My m circle is opening for chimera in case you

603
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 8: didn't want up. Yeah, so it's just like faint. I

604
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 8: started putting a loutremin ultra on it.

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Speaker 1: It started to go away.

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Speaker 6: Turn that up a little bit. I'm gonna yeah, Oh

607
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 6: it's okay. Because I came in after having a whizz

608
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Speaker 6: and I was like, what's chili in here? It was

609
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 6: so hunger so hot during the meeting. Yeah, because all

610
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Speaker 6: that body heat. There's rarely that many people here. What'd

611
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Speaker 6: you turn it up to seventy two?

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Speaker 1: Not even get to that by the time the shows

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Speaker 1: that will moves baby Pulp can move.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, you can't really tell anymore. I mean you can

615
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 8: see like a barely an outline of it. But I

616
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Speaker 8: because I bought the loutreman specifically for ringworm, and I

617
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 8: wasn't doing anything, so I switched to They make low

618
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Speaker 8: Triman specifically for work, may get specifically for ringworm for athletes,

619
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Speaker 8: for like. But is the different kind that's in the

620
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Speaker 8: description or is the name on the bottle loa Triman ringworm?

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Speaker 1: It's called ringworm? Is it coming to tube? Yes, just

622
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Speaker 1: like regular lutrimen. And so that wasn't working. I don't

623
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Speaker 1: know anything about loa triman. I've heard of it, but

624
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Speaker 1: anti fungal cream and I hope I never have to

625
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Speaker 1: know anything low triman ring worms.

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Speaker 8: I switched from loutriman ringworm to Loutreman ultra and there

627
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Speaker 8: is trim aff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's what I have. Wow, I got ringworm af Son.

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Speaker 18: Yeah it's it's clear enough.

630
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Speaker 1: So you don't know what you had.

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Speaker 8: No, but whatever, this lochman's working because you have frush

632
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Speaker 8: that was in my mouth.

633
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Speaker 6: I understand. It's just something that people don't normally get sure.

634
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Speaker 6: So we were rightly concerned that your ringworm might have

635
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Speaker 6: been a bigger deal.

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Speaker 1: And thank god it's not well cream action curring it

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Speaker 1: up trim af Athletes foot ringworm. Jock Itch.

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Speaker 6: I gotta say I was a wrestler for many years

639
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Speaker 6: high school, part of college. You can get sweaty, yes,

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00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,240
Speaker 6: of course, athletes. I never understood, jock itch.

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Speaker 1: And you know that it's just a use infection of

642
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Speaker 1: the skin.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, it seems to me. Maybe you've got too

644
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:46,280
Speaker 6: many folds. If that's happened, I don't have job. Oh no, guys,

645
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 6: you don't have a jock. Jock Itch it's a nice

646
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:52,840
Speaker 6: way of saying, hey, clean yourself or I don't know.

647
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Speaker 1: I mean people get sweaty, and I understand bodies are different.

648
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 1: Sungle action on you junk. It's not on your junk, actually,

649
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,239
Speaker 1: get it's on your junk or you're inner thigh or

650
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Speaker 1: your ass or you know, in a kitchen.

651
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Speaker 8: So in the shock area, he'd work like fourteen hour

652
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Speaker 8: days in a hot kitchen and he'd get.

653
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Speaker 1: That, homie. I worked in restaurants for many You're never

654
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Speaker 1: in the kitchen though, in and out of the kitchen

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Speaker 1: all night long.

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Speaker 8: Not the same as being in front of a fryer

657
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Speaker 8: or a hot grill for fourteen straight hours.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, how do you you get jocketch from being in

659
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Speaker 6: front of the hot grilling the whole day?

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Speaker 3: Sixty?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but then you go home in your shower, right,

662
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Speaker 1: But if you but sixteen hours in front of bow, yeah,

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00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 1: it happens. Well, clearly it does.

664
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Speaker 6: I'm just saying like after a long day of working

665
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 6: the grill, I mean, going home and shower every night

666
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 6: doesn't fix it.

667
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 17: Not if you were That's a thing. It might be

668
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,319
Speaker 17: if you're very sweaty in front of the grip, because

669
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 17: it would happen. Uh, when I would work work for

670
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 17: my dad, because you're outside working all day in your

671
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 17: sweating and stuff like that, so you have to gold.

672
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 1: Bound up the old boys down there. You stayed drying

673
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 1: the cro are croutchel. That's a fun word. Can we

674
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 1: ask Mary about her long lost brother? I don't know

675
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: what that means.

676
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 8: Oh, I knew this was gonna come up after I

677
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:19,360
Speaker 8: did Crystal Quantico.

678
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,840
Speaker 1: I've never talked about this on air. Well, this is

679
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 1: from Chris mcwonzica.

680
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, I've never talked about it on air before, but

681
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 8: I did do a bit. I have a bit about

682
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 8: how after my dad died, Uh, we found out that.

683
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 1: He might have another kid. Oh, a secret family. See,

684
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 1: not a secret family. So it's another kid is a

685
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 1: secret family, right, It's.

686
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 8: Uh, it's not as flashy as I make it sound

687
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 8: in the joke. Obviously it's embellished for the joke. But

688
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 8: essentially what happened was have.

689
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 1: They ever embellished any of my jokes? By the way,

690
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 1: You're right?

691
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,840
Speaker 8: Essentially, So the day that I wrote my dad's obituary,

692
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 8: I came over to my sister's house and everybody was

693
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 8: there and I was like reading it to them, and

694
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 8: I was like, how does this sound. My mom and

695
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 8: my one brother were super quiet and weird, and I

696
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 8: was like what. My mom was like, well, you might

697
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 8: have to add someone to that obituary. And I was like,

698
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 8: who did I leave out? And she like her my

699
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 8: brother kept being weird, and I was like what, Like,

700
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,879
Speaker 8: tell me what's going on. This was to my mom

701
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 8: and my oldest brother, and you were in the dark,

702
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 8: but not everybody. So everybody else was just my mom

703
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 8: and my oldest brother apparently knew about this, and I

704
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 8: was like, we're you talking about and she goes, your

705
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 8: dad might have another kid out there. I was like,

706
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 8: what do you mean he might have another kid to

707
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:31,400
Speaker 8: I guess when my mom and my dad first started dating,

708
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 8: he was also hooking up with a married lady, and

709
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 8: he got the married lady pregnant, but she never she

710
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,840
Speaker 8: had a husband, so she never told her husband I

711
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 8: was sleeping with somebody else and non pregnant, So she

712
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 8: and my dad just called things off, and then he

713
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 8: started seeing my mom. So this married lady never told

714
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 8: her husband that their kid might not be there. I

715
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 8: was like, Mom, so what you want us to do

716
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 8: is call this dude that no one in our family

717
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 8: has ever had any type of.

718
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: Interaction with saying you dead, and say the dad that

719
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 1: you grew up knowing is.

720
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 8: Not your real dad and your real dad is dead,

721
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,359
Speaker 8: and also none of this might be true.

722
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 1: Can't you take a DNA test?

723
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 8: Kid?

724
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,360
Speaker 1: Doesn't mean right?

725
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 8: She was helbent on the phone, by gones, she was

726
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,799
Speaker 8: helbent on the fact, like, that is your father's son,

727
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 8: and you need to tell him he has a right

728
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,360
Speaker 8: to know. I'm like, we're not blown up this guy's

729
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 8: life right now.

730
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 1: That's ridiculous. He's not ten, he's forty, right.

731
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 8: Yeah, he was the same age as my older brother.

732
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 8: So my mom got pregnant shortly after this lady got pregnant.

733
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,320
Speaker 8: So that's why my older brother knew about it.

734
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 3: Wow.

735
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 8: But yeah, so that's I have a joke about it

736
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 8: where I talk about finding out my dad had another

737
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 8: kid and.

738
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 1: How did name the name? In the joke?

739
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 8: No, his real name is I say the name Carl

740
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 8: in the joke because it's a funny name.

741
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 1: What's the joke? It's like a three minutes. How did

742
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: it turn out though? Did he end up coming or no?

743
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: We didn't even content? No, there's no way to do

744
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 1: it on a dl Yeah.

745
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 8: Yeah, there's no point in And can you even do

746
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 8: a DNA test if the person's dead, Like, would they

747
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 8: be able to compare it to my dad's DNA?

748
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 6: They wad they would probably be able to guys compare

749
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 6: it to you. Guys, they need four We have different moms. Yeah,

750
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,800
Speaker 6: but you're right, but your dad's DNA is still in

751
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 6: your body. If there was any kind of match, they

752
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,320
Speaker 6: would go, yeah, this is your brother.

753
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: fIF matched with this person. I was like, haven't you

754
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 1: ever heard of like twenty three and meters that's what

755
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 1: they do?

756
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,439
Speaker 8: Yeah, I guess, but yeah, my mom my mom brought

757
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,359
Speaker 8: it up because her thought process was well though.

758
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,320
Speaker 1: You say, wish she could include him in the obituary.

759
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 1: I'm like, Mom, no, nobody's ever met this guy.

760
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 6: You get these people who are insistent on I say

761
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 6: this what I call this throwing tax in the road.

762
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,839
Speaker 1: There's no points. I accuse Gwenn of this all the time.

763
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,360
Speaker 6: We'll be doing something with our daughter or something, and

764
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,239
Speaker 6: the situation will be sent Yeah, this is what's going

765
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 6: to happen, and Gwen will go, well, maybe you like

766
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,440
Speaker 6: to do I go, there's mom throwing tax in the

767
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 6: road again. Yes, that's right, your you know and women, right,

768
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 6: it's just trying to be cool. But I mean, uh,

769
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 6: that's what your mom's doing, throwing tax in the road. Yes,

770
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 6: this is a that situation. This isn't going to improve

771
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:03,399
Speaker 6: anyone's life.

772
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 8: That's exactly what we were saying when we were like, Mom,

773
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:06,760
Speaker 8: there's zero benefit.

774
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 6: It's a guy he didn't know, right, would you care

775
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 6: if a stranger died?

776
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 1: No, exactly.

777
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,759
Speaker 8: And now what now you're gonna if his parents are

778
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 8: still married, We're gonna blow up their marriage?

779
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 1: Right, Maybe he cares that he's got a celebrity sister,

780
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: the Marya headlining Hilarity is January fifteen. Did you immediately

781
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 1: look him up on Facebook and see what he looks like?

782
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,439
Speaker 6: So, I guess my brother when trouble is you also

783
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 6: want to make sure that this dude's not hot, so

784
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,360
Speaker 6: that none of you Okay, my brother.

785
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 8: Older brother went to school with him. So he's showing

786
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 8: us pictures and then everyone and then everyone's.

787
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 1: Like, oh, he definitely looks like dad. I was like,

788
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:41,320
Speaker 1: we all look so generic.

789
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 8: We're all just blonde haired, green eyed kids, Like we

790
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,439
Speaker 8: all look like every other white person so something.

791
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 1: But you know, if somebody looks like you, I mean

792
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,800
Speaker 1: not really okay, but how can you how can you

793
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: play that cool when you have a half brother maybe

794
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: but it's not even we don't even know if it's

795
00:40:58,239 --> 00:40:59,439
Speaker 1: for sure him.

796
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 6: But I don't know, a lot of eggs in that basket,

797
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,840
Speaker 6: but in the maybe basket, I don't know if I

798
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 6: could do that, like going to school seeing this dude

799
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,399
Speaker 6: every day a half brother.

800
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 8: I don't know that my brother knew about it at

801
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 8: all time at the time, Okay, they were friends on

802
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 8: Facebook because they went to school together, so I think

803
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 8: my mom or dad might have told him down the road.

804
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 1: I don't think that my brother knew that growing up.

805
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: If you are the half brother, and you know Colin

806
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 1: right now two on six seven eight one, he knows.

807
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 8: No one contacted him, no one reached out or anything.

808
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 8: Unless his mom opened up about this story, she'll take

809
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:36,680
Speaker 8: it care of some reason.

810
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: I can't imagine she would.

811
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 19: Because think about all the child like maybe not child

812
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 19: spar but if they got divorced, and like kids come

813
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,359
Speaker 19: into play once they's divorced, like custody, this guy had

814
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:49,359
Speaker 19: to uproot his life to take care of this kid,

815
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 19: and wouldn't it could possibly not be his kid. I

816
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 19: have trust issues. I'm not even straight and I got

817
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 19: trust issues. That's ridiculous.

818
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,320
Speaker 6: This twenty I have a twenty three and me in

819
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,879
Speaker 6: process as we speak, because I don't, you know, I'm

820
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 6: always like, I don't really know what I am. I

821
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 6: did like an ancestry dot Com thing, but that's not

822
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 6: a DNA thing. That's like tracing your family through whatever.

823
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,239
Speaker 6: So I finally did a twenty three in me and

824
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 6: they give you a timeline and they said, we're genotyping

825
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 6: your whatever, and so it's going to be done in

826
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 6: a few weeks. But what comes out of these I

827
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:25,879
Speaker 6: want to know if I'm well sure, Irish or whatever.

828
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 6: I know i'm white, but I want to know more

829
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 6: specifically than that. On my dad's side. We know what

830
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 6: we are on my mom's side. But what comes out

831
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 6: of these a lot more and more is people finding

832
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,799
Speaker 6: out that they have siblings. I'm not concerned about that, yeah,

833
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:43,959
Speaker 6: but a lot of people, and these companies are starting

834
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 6: to tell people, hey, FYI, when you do these twenty

835
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,400
Speaker 6: three and me, if there's anything hinky in your family,

836
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,840
Speaker 6: you might find out some things you don't it's like

837
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 6: in the disclaimer. Now, when I took the thing out,

838
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:58,320
Speaker 6: they go, hey, f why I just so you know,

839
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 6: I don't remember how legalese they put it in diplomatically

840
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 6: in corporate speak, but you know, results may differ from

841
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 6: the familial, you know whatever.

842
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 8: So actually the night that my mom told us all

843
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 8: about that was the same night my my Brian, why

844
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 8: can't I talk about.

845
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 1: Him right side, said honey, no, it's the first night

846
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:21,760
Speaker 1: that he met my family.

847
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,839
Speaker 8: Yeah, so everyone was in town obviously because my dad

848
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 8: passed away, and the night that he came over for

849
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 8: the first time to meet all my brothers and sisters

850
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 8: is when this bomb was dressed on everybody. And we

851
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 8: kind of walked outside because we were leaving not shortly

852
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 8: after that we had to get his daughter home, and

853
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 8: I was like kind of messed up, and I was

854
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 8: like angry and aggravated and all this kind of stuff.

855
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:44,840
Speaker 8: And I like, as soon as we stepped outside of

856
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 8: my sister's house, Brian looks at me and he just goes, Jeerry, Jeerry, Jude.

857
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,800
Speaker 8: I was like, I don't even know, Like, this is

858
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 8: not the way I thought you were going to meet

859
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 8: my family.

860
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 1: To be honest with you.

861
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, what if you found out that this dude had

862
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 6: purchased a bunch of footpicks from you.

863
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 1: That would be weird if he ended up being my

864
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 1: half brother. Oh so gross. I mean, fans, if on

865
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 1: my sisters, I recognize those feet, yeah.

866
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 8: Like if we had the same feet, Like he bought

867
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 8: the pictures of mine and he's like, wait a minute,

868
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 8: those are just like mine.

869
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 1: Those are dad's feet.

870
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 6: I could just be taking pictures of my own feet

871
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 6: mm hmm. And my jaw dropped when Mary did that

872
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 6: joke on stage.

873
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 8: Yeah, I well, because I've never talked about it on

874
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 8: air before, but I do it in my stand up routine.

875
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 8: I have a whole you know, section about my dad

876
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 8: passing away, and that's one part of it. And uh,

877
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 8: I'm actually surprised that it's taken this long for somebody

878
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 8: to say something about it, because I was like, I'm

879
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 8: not going to bring it up if it comes up

880
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 8: after someone sees the show. And I've been I mean,

881
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,399
Speaker 8: I've been doing that joke since my dad died. I've

882
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 8: been doing that joke almost two years.

883
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 18: So there you go.

884
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 8: No one has come for no one's blown up the

885
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 8: spot and no one said it. They're two, you know,

886
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:02,879
Speaker 8: they're two. They want to keep it professional, keep the peace,

887
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 8: that's right. They're too embarrassed. They're like, they don't want

888
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:09,920
Speaker 8: to ask. I don't want to, but they don't want

889
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,239
Speaker 8: to be the guy who asks for him.

890
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 1: I would.

891
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 5: I'm sure there would be a part of your brain

892
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 5: that would want information you didn't have. But by the

893
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 5: time you're forty and you have your own family or

894
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 5: your own kids, like, who cares. I didn't know this

895
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:25,239
Speaker 5: guy when he was alive. Who cares if I find out?

896
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 1: Right?

897
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 8: Only downside's there was no positives to the situation. And

898
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 8: that's what we were all trying to tell my mom.

899
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 8: And she's like, I don't know. That's why I'm so

900
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,280
Speaker 8: surprised you guys had the post.

901
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:35,800
Speaker 1: She loves it.

902
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,399
Speaker 8: She loves drama more than any person, my mom, more

903
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 8: than any person ever.

904
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,720
Speaker 1: Is so unnecessary. She just likes trauma.

905
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:45,240
Speaker 6: Man, she likes blowing up other people's lives. Oh yeah, actually,

906
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 6: well that goes beyond drama. I mean drama's like did

907
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:50,760
Speaker 6: you hear what, Jane? Did it work? That's drama.

908
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 8: She would be like, did you Jane did? I'm gonna

909
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 8: call her yea, make sure he knows if you remember

910
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 8: Afro Man. Remember Afro Man, he had one big hit, yeah,

911
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:03,280
Speaker 8: becase as I got high. And he lives in Ohio.

912
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 8: He lives in suburban Cincinnati. I think we talked about

913
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:10,360
Speaker 8: this a while ago, that the sheriff's deputies rolled into

914
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 8: this guy's joint knocking down doors, and because they were

915
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 8: looking for all they said, they were looking for drug trafficking,

916
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 8: and somebody had accused him of human trafficking all kinds

917
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 8: of They were bound and determined to find some kind

918
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 8: of trafficking, and they took some pot, took about five

919
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 8: grand in cash, but they didn't file any charges. But

920
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 8: they came in hot because all these local municipalities, now

921
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:42,240
Speaker 8: you know, they have tanks and all kinds of stuff,

922
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:44,720
Speaker 8: so you know they're going to serve a bench warrant

923
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 8: and they're rolling through the whole place anyway. Afroman, always

924
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 8: ready to polish a turd, always ready to find the

925
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 8: silver lining, has already created two new songs on them subject.

926
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 1: One of them is called Lemon pound Cake.

927
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 11: The Adams County Share Kick down My Door.

928
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 20: Then I heard the glass Pray, very literal song around

929
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 20: no kidnapping victims.

930
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:23,240
Speaker 3: Pound okay.

931
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:35,919
Speaker 20: By the boardwalk right, it made the share of one

932
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 20: of the down his gun and cut him off.

933
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 1: Fly all right, So you know he's got lemon pound

934
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 1: cake s got it?

935
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 3: Man?

936
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 1: You still got a Dafro man?

937
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 8: You are?

938
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, look at me. I look like a ghost

939
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,800
Speaker 1: now because the son is beating right on my face.

940
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:53,360
Speaker 1: Do you want my sunglasses?

941
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 13: No?

942
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:53,880
Speaker 1: Thank you?

943
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 6: The Tortoiseshell and then the other song is called will

944
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 6: you help Me Repair My Door? Because obviously he incurred

945
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:07,879
Speaker 6: some costs from them just rolling in and tearing through

946
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:11,359
Speaker 6: the place. You can stream these, he'll get a cut.

947
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 6: He's just trying to make his way in the world.

948
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 1: Show you the video, man, will you help me repair

949
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 1: my game?

950
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 11: Will you help me repair my door? Did you find

951
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 11: what you're looking for? Will you help me repair.

952
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 3: My game?

953
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 6: In yeah, so listen, he's uh, he's trying to make

954
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 6: diamonds from rust. That's the but God bless Afroman. Now,

955
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:59,240
Speaker 6: I don't know in fact that he's not trafficking drugs

956
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 6: or people. They just didn't find any evidence to support that.

957
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:05,320
Speaker 6: I think he had to sue them to get his

958
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 6: money back, because that's that's the sneaky thing too. They'll

959
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 6: just come in take stuff and then you got to

960
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 6: fight tooth and nail to get it back.

961
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:19,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, the seizures that they do are pretty dirty at times.

962
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 1: Yeah's pretty egregious.

963
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 6: I mean he had to really fight tooth and nail

964
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,880
Speaker 6: to get his five grand back, and they gave him

965
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,759
Speaker 6: forty six hundred back because of course minus.

966
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 1: What a four hundred dollars convenience.

967
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:37,279
Speaker 6: Feems processing processing? Well, you know all that stuff we

968
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:39,959
Speaker 6: took from you, we had to process it, so that's.

969
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 1: What the four hundred dollars.

970
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 19: The same thing with your comic books, Like we're going

971
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 19: to charge you a fee since these comic books cost

972
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 19: them much.

973
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 1: Right, but they're performing a service.

974
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 6: When the cops come in and roll through Afroman's gait

975
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:53,359
Speaker 6: in his door and start taking his lemon pound cake

976
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 6: and then charge him four hundred dollars, they're not providing

977
00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,879
Speaker 6: a service to the alley Cock.

978
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:00,160
Speaker 21: Go.

979
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:04,759
Speaker 1: This is the very epitome of rebellion. It is anarchic.

980
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 22: That new Bill Audio, New Bill Audio, what do you

981
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,440
Speaker 22: mean peace instagramming from the hospital.

982
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 1: Oh he is, yeah, let me see if I can

983
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 1: get it.

984
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 17: Had a couple of cats cans now and those are

985
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,399
Speaker 17: weird that went to ad just so they can see

986
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 17: all the blood vessels and stuff like that like that.

987
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 1: I'm fine. I don't feel bad.

988
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:39,240
Speaker 17: It's just we're just being pre conscious and I've taken

989
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 17: a lot of I've done a lot of tests.

990
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 1: Today and uh yeah, we'll see what happen, big feet.

991
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:49,839
Speaker 1: Grandma's impressed by my extra extra Grandma's there too.

992
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:50,719
Speaker 10: There you go.

993
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 1: One visitor. He's getting visitors. Oh God, love him.

994
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 6: Here it textode feel better soon build. There's no goddamn

995
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,440
Speaker 6: way I'll be able to stick with the show if

996
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 6: it's just you three congratulations.

997
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 1: So well, there's a lot of estrogen in this iteration

998
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,439
Speaker 1: of the show commentary of Bill.

999
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 6: Well, sure, you know, like we've said, there are listeners

1000
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 6: who individually hate each one of us yep, and in

1001
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:24,319
Speaker 6: different permutations and can be more or less exciting for someone.

1002
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 1: So you're to rub my eyes now?

1003
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,879
Speaker 22: Why you had that where you like rub your eyes

1004
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 22: so hard that it like it goes blind for like

1005
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:32,040
Speaker 22: a second.

1006
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 6: Well, if you get little floaters or whatever, like yeah, sure,

1007
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 6: but I mean it does make my eye go blind.

1008
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:41,840
Speaker 22: I mean, you know, well it does for me sometimes

1009
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 22: so I try not to rub them's. Yeah, try not

1010
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 22: to rub, but it feels good. You ever just rub

1011
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:47,880
Speaker 22: your eye for like a while.

1012
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 1: Yes, I am a.

1013
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 6: Human being, contrary to popular opinion, and I have done

1014
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 6: all those things.

1015
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:56,280
Speaker 1: Yes are you? When I have an itch, I scratch

1016
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 1: it and that feels real good.

1017
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:57,840
Speaker 8: I do.

1018
00:51:58,800 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 1: Ain't no shame in my scratch.

1019
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 6: This woman gets a DUI and tells the cop that

1020
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 6: she shouldn't be arrested because she's a thoroughbred white girl.

1021
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 1: The hell does that mean?

1022
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:14,960
Speaker 6: Some dashcam video? Now again, this isn't a girl who's

1023
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 6: twenty or twenty one years old. She's thirty two. She

1024
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:21,479
Speaker 6: ran a four way stop sign doing sixty miles per hour.

1025
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:27,280
Speaker 6: They pulled her over, and she's hammered, gets a duy

1026
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 6: speeding disregarding a stop sign, and possession of marijuana. She

1027
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 6: was living it up, but she told officers she couldn't

1028
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 6: believe this is how it was going down because she

1029
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 6: was quote a very clean, thoroughbred white girl. When an

1030
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 6: officer asked what she meant, she said, you're a cop,

1031
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 6: you know what I mean? Oh damn, hey, guess what

1032
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 6: we all know what you mean, dear, But still a

1033
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 6: little too old. So she's I'm in trouble, but I'm white.

1034
00:52:55,320 --> 00:53:03,279
Speaker 6: There's some cringe inducing dashcam audio starts again. She's thirty two,

1035
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,520
Speaker 6: which is important because she starts crying about her high

1036
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 6: school grade point average and what what a great life

1037
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 6: she I don't know.

1038
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:09,960
Speaker 2: What you know.

1039
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:13,240
Speaker 1: I was a student.

1040
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:16,880
Speaker 3: I was it. My American high school student.

1041
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 1: Was a good cheerleader, I mean.

1042
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:24,760
Speaker 3: The whole life, whole life.

1043
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 1: She was an honor guard cheerleader. Is that a thing?

1044
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:28,719
Speaker 8: I don't know.

1045
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that is. No, I think

1046
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:37,480
Speaker 1: you said all American. Oh, you're pulling over for this,

1047
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:38,840
Speaker 1: driving to.

1048
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 6: Pass a whole career, ruin her whole career doing what pulling?

1049
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 6: I like how it's always the other person's fault. You've

1050
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:51,760
Speaker 6: ruined my career by pulling me over for driving drunk.

1051
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 1: President, I'm moving in jail.

1052
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 16: I don't want to know what is life.

1053
00:53:56,719 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to know in lane about a pretty girl.

1054
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 3: Please me going there.

1055
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:02,439
Speaker 1: I'm a pretty girl.

1056
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, the thoroughbred white girl. Thing that's not on the

1057
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 6: dash cam, but you know. Still, she thought she'd get

1058
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 6: a why. She couldn't process why they were booking her

1059
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 6: for this, she said her partner was a police officer.

1060
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:20,919
Speaker 1: I don't know what that. I guess that's the white

1061
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 1: girl version of I have a black friend.

1062
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:24,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.

1063
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:29,319
Speaker 22: I think if it were me and I was being

1064
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:32,480
Speaker 22: arrested for the first time, I would probably cry. I'd

1065
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 22: probably be very upset, obviously, or upset with myself, mostly

1066
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:36,840
Speaker 22: if it was something that I did.

1067
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:40,400
Speaker 1: Wrong, whatever. But I think I would just take it,

1068
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 1: take it, and let.

1069
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:43,800
Speaker 22: The process happen, and be respectful when I get to

1070
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 22: the jail when they're booking, Just be as polite as possible.

1071
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:52,279
Speaker 22: Just be as you know, forthcoming and respectful as I

1072
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 22: possibly could, because how is it going to be any

1073
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 22: better for you doing all of that or any move

1074
00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:01,080
Speaker 22: you make will cost you your job if they're arresting

1075
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:03,439
Speaker 22: do yeah, Like, at least if there's an article about

1076
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 22: me in the paper, I want the officer on TV

1077
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:08,160
Speaker 22: to be like, well, you know, she she got arrested for,

1078
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:10,840
Speaker 22: you know, punching a dog, but she was very polite

1079
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:11,920
Speaker 22: to the police officer.

1080
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:13,920
Speaker 1: And not that I'd punch a dog.

1081
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,239
Speaker 6: But I certainly don't think dog punchers are going to

1082
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:18,360
Speaker 6: be polite and respectful to law enforcement.

1083
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 1: Boy, she really was. She was the exception that proved

1084
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:21,879
Speaker 1: the rule.

1085
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:23,920
Speaker 22: I just couldn't think of a crime I'd be arrested for,

1086
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:27,440
Speaker 22: so just insert crime here, you know. But she cooperated

1087
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 22: with the police officers, and she was very respectful. I

1088
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 22: would like them to put that, you know, selling a

1089
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:35,040
Speaker 22: scooter from my mouth shots terrible and I'm like, you know,

1090
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:36,000
Speaker 22: we found.

1091
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 6: Her holding a decapitated head, but she was so respectful,

1092
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:44,000
Speaker 6: you know. She set the head down on the lawn,

1093
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:46,759
Speaker 6: didn't want to tell us whose it was, and it

1094
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:49,319
Speaker 6: was so matted with blood and bugs that we really

1095
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,080
Speaker 6: couldn't id on site.

1096
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 1: But she was so nice the whole way through that. Boy,

1097
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 1: we just you know, it was a pleasure to book

1098
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,799
Speaker 1: her for murder. I gotta tell you, I wouldn't commit

1099
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:02,400
Speaker 1: a murder. You're wasting it.

1100
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:07,040
Speaker 19: You're wasting a valuable chance to be a voluble chance, yeah,

1101
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 19: a valuable chance to be you can say it right.

1102
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,480
Speaker 1: You just don't let them do it to be uh disorderly,

1103
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:13,880
Speaker 1: because you can do that. I can't do that. I

1104
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:16,319
Speaker 1: gotta put my hands on, I gotta have my hood off,

1105
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:16,920
Speaker 1: my hands.

1106
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 22: Up off footnote of the article to say Erica was

1107
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:24,440
Speaker 22: very polite to a police, very cooperative.

1108
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:24,920
Speaker 3: You've got to be.

1109
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:26,759
Speaker 1: Ratchet in my place because I can't do that. I

1110
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:27,399
Speaker 1: don't have that luck.

1111
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 13: Ray.

1112
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:29,719
Speaker 6: But pound cake, what you're not taking into account is

1113
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:32,360
Speaker 6: there's going to be there are probably a lot of

1114
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:35,440
Speaker 6: police officers who want to prove that they treat everyone

1115
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 6: the same way.

1116
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:40,640
Speaker 19: Nope, well okay, I'm just taking my hands up. I'm like, officer,

1117
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 19: I'm reaching for the glove compartment. Just reach, just get

1118
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:47,759
Speaker 19: the insurance out. I'm reaching for the glove compartment. And

1119
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 19: now would take me two point five seconds.

1120
00:56:54,239 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 1: I tell you, that was in the butt?

1121
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:03,880
Speaker 22: How nice was I to that police officer? And we

1122
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 22: got pulled over on the way to Cedar point of.

1123
00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 19: Course you're a hot white girl like, I don't blame

1124
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 19: that girl was saying it because she's right.

1125
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:13,360
Speaker 1: You notice I didn't say I got damn word. I

1126
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:13,920
Speaker 1: was saying.

1127
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:19,320
Speaker 22: Puncas like, please don't shoot. Be just a passenger one

1128
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:24,360
Speaker 22: for good measure, PoCA. That's the kill shot right at

1129
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:24,919
Speaker 22: the court hole.

1130
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 3: Oh man.

1131
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 1: So yeah, they asked her how much he had to drink,

1132
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:31,120
Speaker 1: and of course, what's the classic answer when you get

1133
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:31,640
Speaker 1: pulled over?

1134
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:32,720
Speaker 3: None?

1135
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:36,400
Speaker 1: She said, I only had two glasses of wine. Oh Jesus,

1136
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 1: she said, I was celebrating my birthday. Annie, you say zero,

1137
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 1: but that's first of all, once you admit that you've

1138
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,360
Speaker 1: been drinking, then they will for sure test you. But

1139
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 1: it's patently ridiculous to say none if you've been pulled

1140
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 1: over way above the legal limit.

1141
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:56,440
Speaker 6: But they always say, guys, we go to the girls

1142
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 6: loss of the wine. Yeah, all right, Well, if you're

1143
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 6: that your own logic, ma'am.

1144
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 1: If you were that much of a lightweight, maybe don't

1145
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 1: drink good Anya, just don't drive, pound cake. I only

1146
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 1: had two tall cups of juice with.

1147
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 8: Some in them.

1148
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:16,920
Speaker 1: That's right, that's all I had. Nope, don't have the luxury, don't.

1149
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:19,200
Speaker 1: I don't do soupid stuff like that. If I drank a.

1150
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 22: Juice of scissor and got straight folded, That's what I'm saying.

1151
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:22,880
Speaker 1: F offered me.

1152
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 19: He was like, hey, dude, you should come over and

1153
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:28,120
Speaker 19: we'll we'll just hang out. Like, well, we'll blow, like

1154
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 19: we'll smoke some weed. I said, we'll blow. Yeah, He'll

1155
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:32,919
Speaker 19: say we'll blow. He was like, we'll smoke some wheed.

1156
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 1: I said, nope. You want to be very particular, we're

1157
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:37,640
Speaker 1: using that phrase if you're inviting pound cake come.

1158
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:37,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1159
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 19: Well that's what he said through text message, and I'm like, Nope,

1160
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:42,400
Speaker 19: can't do that. He's like, wow, I was cause I

1161
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:44,280
Speaker 19: have to work in the morning. I can't stay at

1162
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:45,640
Speaker 19: your house and I have to drive home and I

1163
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:47,920
Speaker 19: don't want to drive home. Like Hi, He's like, you're

1164
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 19: such a good kid. He was like, He's like, your

1165
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 19: mother would be really proud. I'm like, yep, I'm not

1166
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:56,920
Speaker 19: gonna die today. Nope, today, satan. Some people are suggesting

1167
00:58:56,960 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 19: that you would get arrested for scooter jousting. That wouldn't

1168
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 19: be a very thrilling joust though, if you're going at

1169
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:05,120
Speaker 19: each other at two miles per hour.

1170
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:08,800
Speaker 1: Scooter jousting. Yeah, she was very polite to the police officer.

1171
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:13,800
Speaker 19: To the arresting officer, it's not a matter of if

1172
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:15,520
Speaker 19: I get pulled over, as a matter of when I

1173
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 19: get pulled over.

1174
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:17,080
Speaker 1: When have you been pulled over?

1175
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:17,440
Speaker 23: No?

1176
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 1: I haven't yet. But okay, I'm not saying. I'm not

1177
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 1: saying if I get pulled over. Eventually, I've been pulled

1178
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:24,600
Speaker 1: over more than you, I know, So what does that say.

1179
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:26,280
Speaker 11: I don't know.

1180
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 1: You're just terrible driver. I guess that.

1181
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 3: In your car.

1182
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 1: No, yes, I have when a long time ago, right,

1183
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:41,440
Speaker 1: I drove you a long time ago. I drive like

1184
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:45,800
Speaker 1: there's a white knuckling it the whole way home. But

1185
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 1: I don't think i'm that beast speed? Why do speed?

1186
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:49,760
Speaker 3: Speed?

1187
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 1: And I don't know?

1188
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:55,000
Speaker 22: No, stop and just kidding officers listening.

1189
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:58,080
Speaker 6: It's not the it's not the speeding. I have a

1190
00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:00,640
Speaker 6: lead foot. It's like people drive and.

1191
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:05,360
Speaker 1: Cutting people off. But it's a jerky drive. Oh god me,

1192
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:06,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, stop it.

1193
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:08,440
Speaker 19: If you want to ride like a grandma and get

1194
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:10,240
Speaker 19: home in one piece, you'll ride with me because I

1195
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 19: always drive like there's a cop behind me, even if

1196
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:14,320
Speaker 19: I don't think it, because I because your car.

1197
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:17,080
Speaker 1: Is breaking down every time you drive it. You're worried.

1198
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:19,760
Speaker 22: You're worried hitting the gas over sixty miles an hour

1199
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:20,720
Speaker 22: is going to cause harm.

1200
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 19: Okay, I remember that next time you have an appointment, bitch,

1201
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:26,560
Speaker 19: take a little two mile an hour scooter.

1202
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:28,840
Speaker 1: Then take it. Remember that next year you have you

1203
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 1: next time you have an appointment, bitch, is his response.

1204
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:34,240
Speaker 1: She went complaining it when I was taking her. I'm joking,

1205
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 1: I do I tune up, though, sir, I'm gonna need

1206
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:47,920
Speaker 1: to see your driver's license. All right. It's like he's

1207
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 1: being tased all over here.

1208
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:52,240
Speaker 19: Yeah, don't change me, bro, I'm going to open up

1209
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:54,280
Speaker 19: my wallet. I'm not reaching for a gun.

1210
01:00:54,360 --> 01:01:01,360
Speaker 1: Ice. You do this all day. I was riding, all right.

1211
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:05,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, my hand slipped off. How do you exactly

1212
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 1: give you my crediction? All right, that's fine. Reach into

1213
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:11,840
Speaker 1: your glove box slowly, I'm reaching right now.

1214
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:20,040
Speaker 6: Take it one hand, the handbo cop, blow the guy's

1215
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:20,480
Speaker 6: hand off.

1216
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm gonna need to check your trunk, sir.

1217
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:26,800
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta hit button, though, I gotta hit button.

1218
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:30,320
Speaker 10: He's gotta hit a button to.

1219
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:33,640
Speaker 7: H Sir.

1220
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:37,120
Speaker 1: Get out of the car. Please, what's the reason? Please

1221
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:39,880
Speaker 1: just get out of the car, sir. Okay, well, I

1222
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:40,160
Speaker 1: have to.

1223
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:42,640
Speaker 3: Machine gun.

1224
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 1: Want to stop?

1225
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:46,600
Speaker 10: That's right?

1226
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:51,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, pound Cake gets pulled over. Ellen, we

1227
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:52,959
Speaker 1: need that dish.

1228
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:58,400
Speaker 6: That is not buddy can tear you elhen I got

1229
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:00,680
Speaker 6: a d u. I blew a point oh eight nine.

1230
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,760
Speaker 6: I was given the breathalyzer because I admitted to having

1231
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:08,480
Speaker 6: a couple of drinks. My lawyer said, if you're drinking

1232
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:11,400
Speaker 6: and driving. Never admit drinking to anything, gives them probable

1233
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:14,840
Speaker 6: cast that's my lawyer. I understand that. I'm just saying.

1234
01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:18,840
Speaker 6: I get why you wouldn't want to incriminate yourself, but

1235
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:19,640
Speaker 6: they already have that.

1236
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:24,120
Speaker 1: Yes, they only have her speeding. You blew a point

1237
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:32,000
Speaker 1: eight nine right, No, this is after he admitted to drinking. Huh, right,

1238
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:34,440
Speaker 1: But but don't we all know that there's no way

1239
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:36,640
Speaker 1: out of the breathalyzer like I've never had to take one.

1240
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:39,360
Speaker 1: Can refuse it, right, and they take you in, right,

1241
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:41,800
Speaker 1: But then you can't just sober up before you get there.

1242
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:43,280
Speaker 1: I feel like it doesn't work.

1243
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:43,520
Speaker 24: Right.

1244
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 1: If you're I feel like the people drinks, it might work.

1245
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:47,280
Speaker 1: I feel like they don't.

1246
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:50,480
Speaker 6: I don't know how people get out of DUIs, but

1247
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:52,600
Speaker 6: I don't feel like there's one way to do that.

1248
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 6: I feel like it's the luck of the draw because

1249
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:58,120
Speaker 6: if you refuse, then they take you in because you refuse.

1250
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:01,600
Speaker 1: If you blow, then they gotcha. I get why legally,

1251
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:03,640
Speaker 1: you shouldn't ever incriminate.

1252
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:08,320
Speaker 22: Yourself, shouldn't rink and drive, like, of course again, ways

1253
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:09,959
Speaker 22: around it, but like, really, there isn't.

1254
01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:12,960
Speaker 6: That's why I don't understand why there's people driving around

1255
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:16,280
Speaker 6: with eight DUIs under their belt. I'm like, not only

1256
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:19,560
Speaker 6: should you be dead, you should be riding a huffey

1257
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:20,360
Speaker 6: to work every day.

1258
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:24,440
Speaker 1: Bro, Yeah, that's expensive. I think I heard from friends.

1259
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 6: I think, and I find it funny that pound Cake's

1260
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:30,200
Speaker 6: mom would be proud of him that he didn't smoke,

1261
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:32,120
Speaker 6: not because it's illegal, but because he didn't want to

1262
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:32,520
Speaker 6: get caught.

1263
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:35,400
Speaker 19: At least If I'm gonna smoke, I'm gonna do it

1264
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:36,720
Speaker 19: in the comfort of someone's own home.

1265
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:38,720
Speaker 1: That's like how I was in high school.

1266
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:42,120
Speaker 19: Like when people would, well, not high school, college, we

1267
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:44,040
Speaker 19: would have like college parties. I'm like, are we walking

1268
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 19: to the party. I'm that person. I'm planning out the evening.

1269
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:47,680
Speaker 19: I'm like, how are we getting here? How are we

1270
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:50,160
Speaker 19: getting here? I'm okay to drink, but I'm underage. So

1271
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:51,920
Speaker 19: are we going to stay inside the houses? Is going

1272
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:53,040
Speaker 19: to be a house party or is there going to

1273
01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:55,560
Speaker 19: be like cops coming in? So I was that dude

1274
01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:57,280
Speaker 19: because I was afraid of getting caught. I had a

1275
01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:58,880
Speaker 19: future radio career. I did want to ruin.

1276
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:05,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, radio careers have never been ruined by DUI's well,

1277
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:05,640
Speaker 1: but me.

1278
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:09,840
Speaker 6: Alan I'm a white guy, had an officer come at me,

1279
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,000
Speaker 6: gun drawn and put me in cuffs while they ran

1280
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:12,560
Speaker 6: my info.

1281
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:16,760
Speaker 1: That's scary. Well, again, we don't know the facts exactly.

1282
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:18,720
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'll take you at your word, but

1283
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:20,640
Speaker 1: I mean, you know you could have had swastikas in

1284
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:21,520
Speaker 1: your back window too.

1285
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:25,480
Speaker 6: I don't know, Alan, Please trust me. We can smell

1286
01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:28,840
Speaker 6: when someone's drinking. We already know the answers to me. Yeah,

1287
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:30,480
Speaker 6: of course, that's what I'm saying. That's why you just

1288
01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:32,480
Speaker 6: don't I understand why a lawyer would tell you to

1289
01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:35,160
Speaker 6: clam up, but they already know the answers to the

1290
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:37,560
Speaker 6: questions they're asking you, and if.

1291
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:39,960
Speaker 1: You refuse to blow, they suspend your license.

1292
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:42,720
Speaker 22: The lawyer's just doing that to poke holes, you know,

1293
01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:45,000
Speaker 22: to try to mount some kind of defense.

1294
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:49,480
Speaker 6: I got an underage DUI blowing a point one one

1295
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:52,400
Speaker 6: two and got off because my lawyer found that the

1296
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:56,280
Speaker 6: officer wasn't certified to give a breathalyzer test on that day,

1297
01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:57,960
Speaker 6: so the results got See.

1298
01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:01,360
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Can the draw where people are

1299
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:07,360
Speaker 1: right or like draw a little delayed, but you know

1300
01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:18,000
Speaker 1: he was ready. The delay is funny yeah, that's abuse.

1301
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:19,080
Speaker 3: It is.

1302
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:22,880
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sir. Did I see you leaving me club?

1303
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:24,920
Speaker 1: Have you been drinking? What tweezed?

1304
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:25,680
Speaker 3: Yes?

1305
01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:31,680
Speaker 1: Tweez is your uber coming? Twist that way? It all right? Well, listen,

1306
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:35,200
Speaker 1: I appreciate you not drinking and driving, sir, clearly or intoxicated.

1307
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:38,160
Speaker 1: Will your uber be here in a moment. I'm actually

1308
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:39,000
Speaker 1: walking all right.

1309
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:49,919
Speaker 22: It's really from walking home from the game.

1310
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:51,560
Speaker 1: Just ain't some gay mass.

1311
01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:57,080
Speaker 22: He gets shot by the cop but somehow is able

1312
01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:59,760
Speaker 22: to walk away and then gets shot by a neighborhood street.

1313
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:05,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, get over here. Hey, it would be the

1314
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:06,880
Speaker 1: most dramatic person getting shot ever.

1315
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:10,520
Speaker 22: No, you know, like in the Mask where he's like,

1316
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:15,520
Speaker 22: tell yell er, I'm not coming home for Christmas.

1317
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:17,360
Speaker 1: I don't remember that movie the way that you do.

1318
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:21,000
Speaker 1: Tell am, I don't know. I do not remember. Oh

1319
01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:26,880
Speaker 1: it's so funny. He's like in Ohio, if you don't blow.

1320
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:32,960
Speaker 6: You get us a one year suspension, you automatically suspended

1321
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:33,520
Speaker 6: your license.

1322
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:36,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. These aren't things I have to concern

1323
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:39,520
Speaker 1: myself with because I'm a grown ass adult and I

1324
01:06:39,640 --> 01:06:41,840
Speaker 1: know how to handle things. But a lot of people

1325
01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:45,800
Speaker 1: can't seem to figure that out. Hey, Tim, Hey, how

1326
01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:46,160
Speaker 1: you doing?

1327
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:47,880
Speaker 24: How are you hate the show?

1328
01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:48,520
Speaker 1: Thank you, sir.

1329
01:06:49,120 --> 01:06:51,760
Speaker 24: Hey, I've had I've had three d u i's in

1330
01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:54,840
Speaker 24: my lifetime. Luckily they've only kind of as first offenses,

1331
01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:57,480
Speaker 24: but the cops like to wait to give you your

1332
01:06:57,560 --> 01:07:01,080
Speaker 24: breath alive or because your blood alcohol content goes up

1333
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:02,200
Speaker 24: before it goes down.

1334
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:06,960
Speaker 6: How have your three DUI's each been considered first offenses?

1335
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:09,080
Speaker 24: They were so far apart.

1336
01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:12,400
Speaker 1: You get a do over button on dus apparently?

1337
01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:15,600
Speaker 24: No, No, well it's got my first one when I

1338
01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:17,400
Speaker 24: was eighteen, and then I got the next one, like

1339
01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:19,280
Speaker 24: it was like twelve years later, right, But.

1340
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:21,200
Speaker 1: You get a do over They go, oh, you had one,

1341
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:23,000
Speaker 1: you've this is your second duy.

1342
01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:26,760
Speaker 25: No, apparently you know it was off It wasn't off

1343
01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:27,920
Speaker 25: my record, but yeah.

1344
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:29,080
Speaker 24: They all counted the first sentence.

1345
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:30,160
Speaker 3: Huh.

1346
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:33,120
Speaker 6: I didn't know there was a statute of limitations on DUI.

1347
01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:36,400
Speaker 1: So when did you get the second one? When'd you

1348
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:37,120
Speaker 1: get the third one?

1349
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:40,840
Speaker 24: I think it was like eleven twelve years ago?

1350
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:41,480
Speaker 1: Huh?

1351
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:44,200
Speaker 24: I know, So yeah, that had three and thirty years.

1352
01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:49,160
Speaker 6: Three in thirty years. Wow, So every decade he treats himself.

1353
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:51,240
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1354
01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:55,480
Speaker 24: Yeah, and if you refuse a breathalyzer, that's an automatic

1355
01:07:55,560 --> 01:07:56,720
Speaker 24: year suspension on your life.

1356
01:07:57,680 --> 01:08:01,080
Speaker 6: So you've had your license suspended for three years total?

1357
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:05,240
Speaker 24: No, uh more than that of thirty years, I've probably

1358
01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:06,600
Speaker 24: only had a license with two teas.

1359
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:10,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, well how'd you get?

1360
01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:10,400
Speaker 3: Well?

1361
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:12,560
Speaker 1: Get it together? How'd you get around? You're like riding

1362
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:13,440
Speaker 1: a bike around or what?

1363
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:13,760
Speaker 13: No?

1364
01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:15,840
Speaker 24: No, I just drive it and look over my shoulder.

1365
01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:19,439
Speaker 1: Really yeah, so you just oh, I see, so you

1366
01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:21,120
Speaker 1: just drive on a suspended license?

1367
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:22,880
Speaker 24: Yep? Pretty much.

1368
01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:25,080
Speaker 1: Man, you better hope you better hope you that I'm

1369
01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:27,240
Speaker 1: a tail light out. That's scary. I wouldn't do that.

1370
01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:28,799
Speaker 1: They're looking for revenue streams.

1371
01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:30,160
Speaker 3: Boy, Oh that's for sure.

1372
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:30,679
Speaker 4: That's for sure.

1373
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:33,120
Speaker 24: Yeah, wear my feet bolt. Have insurance on my car?

1374
01:08:33,479 --> 01:08:34,840
Speaker 24: You know, even though I don't have a license, and

1375
01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:36,320
Speaker 24: do I gotta do?

1376
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:37,479
Speaker 1: How do you the insurance?

1377
01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:37,720
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1378
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:39,240
Speaker 1: How do you have insurance? With no license?

1379
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:43,719
Speaker 24: You can get a non non non driver insurance.

1380
01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:48,320
Speaker 1: I'm learning all these new things work if you're caught driving.

1381
01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:51,720
Speaker 6: So what that means that you're legally listed as a

1382
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:53,360
Speaker 6: passenger in someone else's car.

1383
01:08:55,439 --> 01:08:57,320
Speaker 1: I don't a passenger in your own car.

1384
01:08:57,439 --> 01:08:58,400
Speaker 24: I'm not quite sure.

1385
01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:03,519
Speaker 1: He doesn't tell us that he drives from the passenger seat.

1386
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:04,720
Speaker 3: He just leans over.

1387
01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:10,920
Speaker 6: All right, thank you, Tim, trying to please stay off

1388
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,120
Speaker 6: my roads near my home?

1389
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:12,479
Speaker 3: All right?

1390
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:12,880
Speaker 1: Thank you?

1391
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:16,200
Speaker 6: If you could right in Bay Village and wherever pound Cake,

1392
01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:18,920
Speaker 6: Lakewood if so, if you could not, I don't know

1393
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:20,759
Speaker 6: where you lived him, but if you could not drive

1394
01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:24,800
Speaker 6: in Bay Village, Lakewood or Fairview, thank you very much.

1395
01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:32,000
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Hey, James, how are you?

1396
01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:32,920
Speaker 12: Hey?

1397
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:34,840
Speaker 25: I'm doing great, buddy, going off and to.

1398
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:36,960
Speaker 1: Join us fresh free years beautiful?

1399
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:38,080
Speaker 20: Yeah?

1400
01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:42,160
Speaker 1: We were you paying for air? Before? I know? Conrad's

1401
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:43,960
Speaker 1: alitch of inflate for nothing.

1402
01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:46,800
Speaker 25: I wasn't paying for it, but the free kind. It

1403
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:48,160
Speaker 25: was kind of hard for me to get a hold

1404
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:49,760
Speaker 25: of him. I just came home from a four year bit.

1405
01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:52,360
Speaker 1: Oh he just did almost a niggle here.

1406
01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:53,439
Speaker 3: What were you?

1407
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:54,040
Speaker 1: Where were you.

1408
01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:57,599
Speaker 25: For the last part of it? I was in Toledo.

1409
01:09:58,320 --> 01:10:00,840
Speaker 25: I started off and grafted and got my security raised

1410
01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:02,320
Speaker 25: there for too much trouble?

1411
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:04,439
Speaker 3: Or are you doing?

1412
01:10:04,479 --> 01:10:06,720
Speaker 1: Are you fighting? Did you ever? Did you ever send

1413
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:07,479
Speaker 1: us prison mail?

1414
01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:08,600
Speaker 18: No?

1415
01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:12,600
Speaker 25: I did not start all right, but yeah, I was

1416
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:14,560
Speaker 25: a faithful listener man the last one, I got in

1417
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:17,840
Speaker 25: trouble and they transferred me to Toledo. The last part

1418
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:20,920
Speaker 25: of my stint, the last twenty two months, was twenty three.

1419
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:21,839
Speaker 10: Hours a day lockdown.

1420
01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:25,280
Speaker 25: So you know, oh my god, what lose your mind

1421
01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:25,760
Speaker 25: in the sill?

1422
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:26,960
Speaker 1: Are you shank somebody?

1423
01:10:27,240 --> 01:10:27,479
Speaker 10: Wow?

1424
01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:31,320
Speaker 5: He's like, guys, I need the I hurt radiot the

1425
01:10:31,439 --> 01:10:37,439
Speaker 5: Allen Cox Show on one hundred W m ms Allen Cox.

1426
01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:42,439
Speaker 1: He's been asked to leave on multiple occasions. Jack, he

1427
01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:46,800
Speaker 1: does that whole Huh, I can't hear you. It's too

1428
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:48,599
Speaker 1: loud in here thing.

1429
01:10:50,439 --> 01:10:50,879
Speaker 3: Mms.

1430
01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:55,000
Speaker 2: She did get.

1431
01:10:57,920 --> 01:10:58,160
Speaker 20: Me that.

1432
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:03,559
Speaker 1: It was a mere few days ago.

1433
01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:08,960
Speaker 6: Rob and I was celebrating my thirtieth anniversary full time

1434
01:11:09,120 --> 01:11:09,599
Speaker 6: in radio.

1435
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:11,639
Speaker 1: Did a handful of years before that part time.

1436
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:14,920
Speaker 6: Of course, my first full time gig was in Kalamazoo, Michigan,

1437
01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:17,680
Speaker 6: so I'm always keeping my ears open for what's going

1438
01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:18,280
Speaker 6: on in that town.

1439
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:20,080
Speaker 1: It is, first and foremost a college town.

1440
01:11:20,120 --> 01:11:23,720
Speaker 6: It's our Western Michigan University is k college for the

1441
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:26,759
Speaker 6: really smart kids. And so when I saw the headline

1442
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:33,000
Speaker 6: sewage overflows out of Kalamazoo man Hole, I was intrigued.

1443
01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:34,920
Speaker 1: I wanted to know right.

1444
01:11:37,080 --> 01:11:42,320
Speaker 6: Five hundred gallons of sewage at an intersection, by the way,

1445
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:47,400
Speaker 6: and we have bureau chiefs there in Kalamazoo, Michigan, five

1446
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:53,080
Speaker 6: hundred gallons of sewage spilled from a man hole the

1447
01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:57,759
Speaker 6: other night. And this is an affluent part of town,

1448
01:11:57,880 --> 01:12:05,519
Speaker 6: by the way, the aptly name whites Road and Parkview Avenue.

1449
01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:07,720
Speaker 6: Right now, if you're listening right now and you've never

1450
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:10,240
Speaker 6: been the Kalamazoo, Michigan, you go, who cares about this?

1451
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:12,240
Speaker 6: But I lived there for I lived there for three years.

1452
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:15,160
Speaker 6: I fell like ten I will say that. But it's

1453
01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:19,360
Speaker 6: a fine, fine town. It's a perfect place to start

1454
01:12:19,439 --> 01:12:22,679
Speaker 6: your broadcasting career, right I moved there in the fall

1455
01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:26,479
Speaker 6: of nineteen ninety five. But this is a you know,

1456
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:29,680
Speaker 6: they got this cleaned up fast because this is in

1457
01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:33,920
Speaker 6: a an affluent part of town, right The Kalamazoo Country

1458
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:38,320
Speaker 6: Club is across the street. The D and W fresh Market,

1459
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:41,680
Speaker 6: which is like the Hinens of Southwest Michigan, that's right

1460
01:12:41,760 --> 01:12:42,320
Speaker 6: there as well.

1461
01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:45,080
Speaker 1: Sewage.

1462
01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:49,040
Speaker 6: It's the kind of place that Rob would shop to

1463
01:12:49,160 --> 01:12:52,000
Speaker 6: get his high end caviare if in fact he was

1464
01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:58,240
Speaker 6: living in Kalamazoo, Michigan. And so, yeah, five hundred gallons

1465
01:12:58,640 --> 01:13:01,320
Speaker 6: of sewage right now. Of course, around these parts it

1466
01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:03,640
Speaker 6: would be like, oh, I don't know, hanging out at

1467
01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:04,439
Speaker 6: Edgewater Beach.

1468
01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:08,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, coming up through the man hole.

1469
01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:11,599
Speaker 6: And they had to get the city works people out

1470
01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:14,920
Speaker 6: there to clean it up and to restore normal flow.

1471
01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:17,840
Speaker 6: But boy, you had to think that the people who

1472
01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:23,519
Speaker 6: live in that immediate area were going nuts, because you know,

1473
01:13:24,680 --> 01:13:28,759
Speaker 6: it's a low crime, high tax area. It's a tony

1474
01:13:28,920 --> 01:13:33,000
Speaker 6: part of Kalamazoo, Michigan, southwest part of the city there

1475
01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:36,919
Speaker 6: almost to Portage, Michigan, which is where it gets really stately.

1476
01:13:38,479 --> 01:13:41,880
Speaker 6: But I loved the headline, sewage overflows out of Kalamazoo Manhole. Now,

1477
01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:46,439
Speaker 6: for those of you who are well versed in a

1478
01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:50,360
Speaker 6: certain kind of lifestyle, the Kalamazoo man hole is especially

1479
01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:53,840
Speaker 6: tough to perform if you've ever tried it.

1480
01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:57,800
Speaker 1: I tried it in college. I tried it again a

1481
01:13:57,880 --> 01:13:58,679
Speaker 1: few years ago.

1482
01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:07,120
Speaker 6: It involves two motorcycle helmets, an entire casoda cake like

1483
01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:11,479
Speaker 6: baronas in Maple Heights or something right, and precisely seven

1484
01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:17,200
Speaker 6: lego minifigures. That's your Kalamazoo manhole. Now beyond that, I

1485
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:23,240
Speaker 6: can't tell you anymore. Per FCC regulations. But it's an

1486
01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:28,320
Speaker 6: especially heroic move to perform. But that's what it made

1487
01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:29,240
Speaker 6: me think of, Robin.

1488
01:14:29,280 --> 01:14:31,840
Speaker 1: I was reading that story, and was it five hundred gallons?

1489
01:14:31,880 --> 01:14:32,479
Speaker 1: Is that what you said?

1490
01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:35,639
Speaker 5: It was five hundred gallons of sewage? I mean, any

1491
01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:38,920
Speaker 5: sewage is a lot, but five hundred gallons isn't a lot.

1492
01:14:39,640 --> 01:14:42,760
Speaker 5: When you think about the smallest pool you can think

1493
01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:45,920
Speaker 5: of holds like three thousand gallons of water, and that's

1494
01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:47,200
Speaker 5: spread out over a neighborhood.

1495
01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:50,640
Speaker 1: It probably wasn't as bad as it sounds, right, I

1496
01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:56,720
Speaker 1: guess you're taking the man hole half full to take

1497
01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:57,040
Speaker 1: on this.

1498
01:14:57,439 --> 01:14:59,920
Speaker 5: No, I just if it's look any like I said,

1499
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:03,200
Speaker 5: any is gross, Yeah, but there has to be some

1500
01:15:03,479 --> 01:15:05,760
Speaker 5: sort of grade. Well, this is how dumb I am,

1501
01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:08,240
Speaker 5: because five hundred gallons sounded like a lot to me.

1502
01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:10,519
Speaker 5: The first thing I thought was like, if it was

1503
01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:13,120
Speaker 5: in a pool like that, wouldn't that wouldn't fill the

1504
01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:15,400
Speaker 5: bottom of a pool. Okay, it's gross.

1505
01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:18,200
Speaker 6: Well, I guess you have to wonder in the five

1506
01:15:18,280 --> 01:15:21,760
Speaker 6: hundred gallons the solid to liquid ratio. That's always the thing,

1507
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:24,880
Speaker 6: that's the thing that's your X factor right there, I

1508
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:29,000
Speaker 6: have to assume the well. If you if you're ankle

1509
01:15:29,080 --> 01:15:31,479
Speaker 6: deep in brown water, that's one thing, right, But if

1510
01:15:31,479 --> 01:15:34,120
Speaker 6: you're standing there in the street and you know, it

1511
01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:37,719
Speaker 6: looks like your legs are being beset by a rivulet

1512
01:15:37,760 --> 01:15:38,320
Speaker 6: of river.

1513
01:15:38,240 --> 01:15:42,120
Speaker 1: Otters, Yeah, that's no good. No, no, no, yeah, you're right,

1514
01:15:42,160 --> 01:15:42,439
Speaker 1: it does.

1515
01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:45,240
Speaker 5: I would assume the majority of it was probably water though, right,

1516
01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:50,000
Speaker 5: like liquid I think so, you'd assumed that the turds

1517
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:51,680
Speaker 5: would get stuck.

1518
01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:54,800
Speaker 1: Or broken down or something along the north lines.

1519
01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:58,160
Speaker 6: But God's stuck on the on the manhole cover. On

1520
01:15:58,240 --> 01:16:01,200
Speaker 6: the manhole cover. Emily is one of our Buera chiefs

1521
01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:03,320
Speaker 6: there in Kalamazoo, Michigan. I don't know if that was

1522
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:08,120
Speaker 6: anywhere near her. That's way south of where Western Michigan

1523
01:16:08,240 --> 01:16:14,360
Speaker 6: University is. But the uh, the Kalamazoo manhole is, you know,

1524
01:16:14,520 --> 01:16:17,280
Speaker 6: look into it. The weekend's coming up. Do you think

1525
01:16:17,439 --> 01:16:19,000
Speaker 6: that would have been a story if it happened like

1526
01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:20,360
Speaker 6: in downtown Kalamazoo.

1527
01:16:21,439 --> 01:16:22,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it would have.

1528
01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:24,599
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I didn't know if it was the thing

1529
01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:27,519
Speaker 5: because it was an affluent town town, you know, like

1530
01:16:27,680 --> 01:16:29,280
Speaker 5: it made press because.

1531
01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:32,400
Speaker 6: Well is not an affluent town. It's a very much

1532
01:16:32,640 --> 01:16:36,280
Speaker 6: not affluent town. But that part of town is a

1533
01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:39,120
Speaker 6: little bit more tony okay than some other parts of town.

1534
01:16:39,240 --> 01:16:43,240
Speaker 6: Somebody texted or an effluent part of town. You get

1535
01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:45,800
Speaker 6: the word nerd in me.

1536
01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:48,560
Speaker 1: My heart just grew nine and size as like the

1537
01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:49,479
Speaker 1: goddamn grinch.

1538
01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:55,400
Speaker 6: You are my hero today. Everybody else is throwing me

1539
01:16:55,479 --> 01:16:59,760
Speaker 6: kalama poo. You know, I get it an affluent part

1540
01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:04,439
Speaker 6: of town, you, sir or madam? I salute you. I

1541
01:17:05,280 --> 01:17:06,320
Speaker 6: salute you.

1542
01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:08,120
Speaker 1: Did I pronounce it?

1543
01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:08,360
Speaker 3: Well?

1544
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:14,639
Speaker 6: No, I don't know, Alan, Rob's right, five hundred gallons

1545
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:16,000
Speaker 6: is the size of a hot tub.

1546
01:17:17,439 --> 01:17:20,160
Speaker 1: It's still gross. Yeah, want to sit in a hot

1547
01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:20,920
Speaker 1: tub of poop?

1548
01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:23,599
Speaker 6: No, they're at Theogora on Saturday night, by the way,

1549
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:24,519
Speaker 6: hot tub of poop.

1550
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:27,240
Speaker 5: But you think about how deep that is, and that's

1551
01:17:27,400 --> 01:17:31,080
Speaker 5: in a confined space, right, So five hundred gallons coming

1552
01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:36,040
Speaker 5: up in a neighborhood gross not terrible because my first

1553
01:17:36,080 --> 01:17:38,760
Speaker 5: thought was, oh my god, that neighborhood, Like, how do

1554
01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:40,720
Speaker 5: they even clean that up? Like when you have all

1555
01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:42,320
Speaker 5: this stuff, like they probably just had to turn on

1556
01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:45,559
Speaker 5: a garden hose, just shoot it down to the next dream.

1557
01:17:46,880 --> 01:17:48,040
Speaker 1: And spray a little leesol.

1558
01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:52,000
Speaker 6: Alan, you were talking about the most common birthday being today,

1559
01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:55,160
Speaker 6: the least common birthday being December the twenty fifth.

1560
01:17:56,160 --> 01:18:00,960
Speaker 1: You mean Jimmy Buffett's birthday? Is that his birthday? Is

1561
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:03,240
Speaker 1: he a Christmas baby? Well that's what this person says.

1562
01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:05,320
Speaker 6: I have no It seems like a weird thing to

1563
01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:07,280
Speaker 6: make up when you could immediately determine whether or it

1564
01:18:07,360 --> 01:18:09,479
Speaker 6: was true. He was born on December the twenty fifth,

1565
01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:15,479
Speaker 6: nineteen forty six, in Pascagoula, Mississippi. So yes, it will

1566
01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:19,040
Speaker 6: be not only a Christmas without a Santa, but a

1567
01:18:19,160 --> 01:18:22,760
Speaker 6: Christmas without a Jimmy Buffett. And he's been dead for

1568
01:18:22,800 --> 01:18:26,719
Speaker 6: a few years now. Well too, it'll be the third

1569
01:18:26,920 --> 01:18:32,280
Speaker 6: Christmas without a one James William Buffett rob.

1570
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:36,280
Speaker 1: Allan.

1571
01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:39,320
Speaker 6: I'm a Christmas Eve birthday, and it sucked growing up.

1572
01:18:39,360 --> 01:18:41,639
Speaker 6: I was always forgotten. It's not so bad now because

1573
01:18:41,680 --> 01:18:43,840
Speaker 6: I always have the day off work.

1574
01:18:44,560 --> 01:18:47,599
Speaker 26: Hey boys, it's Becky from Wayne County. You were talking

1575
01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:50,519
Speaker 26: yesterday about feeling old at a concert, and I've never

1576
01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:53,240
Speaker 26: felt older than when I went to Rexorge County.

1577
01:18:53,280 --> 01:18:56,280
Speaker 1: I took my sixteen year old at the time to.

1578
01:18:56,439 --> 01:19:00,600
Speaker 26: Rexord County and I counted maybe twenty people over the

1579
01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:03,479
Speaker 26: age of thirty thirty five. There, I stayed in the

1580
01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:06,519
Speaker 26: stands for a couple of songs and then bailed and

1581
01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:10,320
Speaker 26: joined about ten other parents just waiting in purgatory for

1582
01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:12,000
Speaker 26: their kids right by.

1583
01:19:12,439 --> 01:19:12,599
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1584
01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:14,600
Speaker 6: I took my older daughter to Rex, Orange County a

1585
01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:16,400
Speaker 6: long time ago, and it was like, but that's the

1586
01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:18,479
Speaker 6: kind of act where, you know, I mean, it's a

1587
01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:21,639
Speaker 6: lot of parents. We weren't so much talking about feeling

1588
01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:24,880
Speaker 6: old at a concert. I was talking about feeling being

1589
01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:27,800
Speaker 6: in a room full of my peers and feeling like

1590
01:19:27,920 --> 01:19:31,120
Speaker 6: they look older or I don't know what it is.

1591
01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:34,160
Speaker 6: It was at the Jerry Cantrell show on Friday night

1592
01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:37,000
Speaker 6: at the House of Blues, which is a straight ahead

1593
01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:40,240
Speaker 6: Gen X show. Right, guy from Mallison Chains Sparta is

1594
01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:42,719
Speaker 6: the opening band for God's Sake, a little more recent

1595
01:19:42,760 --> 01:19:45,240
Speaker 6: obviously than Alison Chains. But those guys are you know,

1596
01:19:45,880 --> 01:19:49,160
Speaker 6: they're not spring chickens. And so everybody in that room,

1597
01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:51,360
Speaker 6: I mean, obviously there were some younger people there. Maybe

1598
01:19:51,400 --> 01:19:54,400
Speaker 6: they had come to enjoy Jerry Cantrell, or maybe their

1599
01:19:54,439 --> 01:19:56,400
Speaker 6: parents got him into Alison Chains back in the day.

1600
01:19:56,439 --> 01:19:59,120
Speaker 6: Whatever it is, but you know, that is an act

1601
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:03,240
Speaker 6: that's going to draw gen xers and I don't know.

1602
01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:05,280
Speaker 6: There's a lot of people come up to me and say, hi,

1603
01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:10,320
Speaker 6: very nice, but they just looked old, you know what

1604
01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:12,439
Speaker 6: I think it is? And I'm like, well, we're the

1605
01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:15,280
Speaker 6: same age. I mean, maybe that's what I look like

1606
01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:16,800
Speaker 6: to people. I know, people say I look like a

1607
01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:18,320
Speaker 6: Gramma because my hair is gray and I'm growing it

1608
01:20:18,360 --> 01:20:20,240
Speaker 6: out whatever. I'm not talking about that. I mean, like,

1609
01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:22,320
Speaker 6: I'm still in pretty good shape.

1610
01:20:23,280 --> 01:20:24,280
Speaker 1: I don't know what is it.

1611
01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:27,519
Speaker 5: I think it's the fact that we never truly grew

1612
01:20:27,640 --> 01:20:31,160
Speaker 5: up and look at us like I wear a hoodie

1613
01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:32,519
Speaker 5: and a hat to work every single day.

1614
01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:34,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's what all these people were wearing. That

1615
01:20:34,360 --> 01:20:36,160
Speaker 1: was because they were out, you know what I mean.

1616
01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:38,439
Speaker 1: But that's what they're going out. That's they're going out where.

1617
01:20:38,439 --> 01:20:41,479
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, people carry themselves way different like people.

1618
01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:44,960
Speaker 1: I see people my age all the time that feel

1619
01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:47,040
Speaker 1: way older than I do. I think it's because of

1620
01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:49,680
Speaker 1: what we do. I really do. I think like this

1621
01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:51,880
Speaker 1: job sort of keeps us young well in this sense

1622
01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:52,879
Speaker 1: that the way we act.

1623
01:20:52,760 --> 01:20:54,080
Speaker 6: Well And that's kind of what I was alluding to,

1624
01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:58,400
Speaker 6: is like we do live in kind of a stunted maturity.

1625
01:20:58,600 --> 01:21:01,519
Speaker 1: But I don't know what these people do for a lot. Yeah,

1626
01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:03,960
Speaker 1: the guy might be out there selling bildos.

1627
01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:08,200
Speaker 5: I don't know, maybe, but he's probably still I just

1628
01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:10,799
Speaker 5: I think people let their hair down in different ways,

1629
01:21:10,960 --> 01:21:14,160
Speaker 5: and we just sort of always look like we're chill.

1630
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:16,479
Speaker 1: I mean, if you put this thing on, man, you're

1631
01:21:16,479 --> 01:21:18,639
Speaker 1: never going to see either one of us in a tux.

1632
01:21:18,720 --> 01:21:20,720
Speaker 6: I still, well, you'll see me in a tux, right, Well,

1633
01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:23,280
Speaker 6: you have a wedding to attend on Saturday and it's

1634
01:21:23,360 --> 01:21:25,800
Speaker 6: cocktail attire, so yes, of course you're going to see

1635
01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:26,320
Speaker 6: me in a tux.

1636
01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:30,000
Speaker 1: So actually after six pm? What am I a farmer? Well?

1637
01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:33,960
Speaker 1: You do you man, I won't be in a tux. No,

1638
01:21:34,240 --> 01:21:36,640
Speaker 1: but what again, I don't even know what it is.

1639
01:21:36,720 --> 01:21:38,960
Speaker 1: It's nothing that could really put my finger on. I

1640
01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:39,360
Speaker 1: don't know.

1641
01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:44,439
Speaker 6: I did see an inordinate number of T shirts tucked

1642
01:21:44,479 --> 01:21:46,599
Speaker 6: into cargo shorts and that just bummed me out.

1643
01:21:46,840 --> 01:21:50,240
Speaker 1: But that's something you would never do again. It's their

1644
01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:53,320
Speaker 1: fault either. I mean, you made a decision to do that.

1645
01:21:54,240 --> 01:21:56,679
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you made a decision to pull your socks

1646
01:21:56,760 --> 01:21:59,200
Speaker 5: up so high that you have a three inch cap

1647
01:21:59,600 --> 01:22:02,280
Speaker 5: between your shorts and your socks and at that point,

1648
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:06,360
Speaker 5: why bother just put on pants. Yeah, you made a

1649
01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:11,759
Speaker 5: decision to buy those those white Nike sneakers that every

1650
01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:13,719
Speaker 5: dad has, those air Monarchs.

1651
01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:16,200
Speaker 1: My father in law wears the orthopedic shoes is.

1652
01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:18,080
Speaker 5: Out there, just the Nike. Look up the air Monarch.

1653
01:22:18,120 --> 01:22:22,320
Speaker 5: It's every single dad wears. It's just it's the sneaker

1654
01:22:22,360 --> 01:22:25,280
Speaker 5: wear a new Balance has so yeah, yeah, I see these, yeah,

1655
01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:28,520
Speaker 5: air Monarch. Yeah, they look very comfortable. And I guarantee

1656
01:22:28,560 --> 01:22:31,439
Speaker 5: you those same dudes that had their Alice in Chains

1657
01:22:31,479 --> 01:22:33,760
Speaker 5: T shirt tucked in with their pants pulled up to

1658
01:22:33,800 --> 01:22:36,320
Speaker 5: their teets were wearing those sneakers guaranteed.

1659
01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:40,880
Speaker 6: Nike shoes are known for their dad shoe status due

1660
01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:44,040
Speaker 6: to their broad appeal to older men and popularity among

1661
01:22:44,240 --> 01:22:48,000
Speaker 6: dads for everyday use. How did the air Monarch become

1662
01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:50,880
Speaker 6: the dad shoe? I mean they're bending over backwards over

1663
01:22:50,920 --> 01:22:54,160
Speaker 6: there at Sketchers Incorporated to try to make those shoes

1664
01:22:54,240 --> 01:22:58,080
Speaker 6: look cool? How did the air Monarch get in there?

1665
01:22:58,120 --> 01:23:01,679
Speaker 6: Because they ain't cheap? You think dads would be looking

1666
01:23:01,720 --> 01:23:02,160
Speaker 6: for a deal.

1667
01:23:02,760 --> 01:23:05,200
Speaker 1: What's seventy bucks? I mean look at look, that's the

1668
01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:06,000
Speaker 1: same dad that's.

1669
01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:07,680
Speaker 5: Like I can't believe I just spned one hundred and

1670
01:23:07,720 --> 01:23:09,760
Speaker 5: fifty hours on Jordan's from my goddamn kid.

1671
01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:12,439
Speaker 6: Well, right, but if you're that guy, you don't want

1672
01:23:12,439 --> 01:23:13,880
Speaker 6: to spend forty bucks a shoe either.

1673
01:23:14,320 --> 01:23:17,479
Speaker 5: Well yeah, but if the comfort shoe and then they

1674
01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:19,600
Speaker 5: you know, they have two identical pairs of them, and

1675
01:23:19,760 --> 01:23:21,760
Speaker 5: one in the closet that they don't wear and the

1676
01:23:21,840 --> 01:23:23,640
Speaker 5: worn out ones that they'll wear in the yard, and

1677
01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:26,320
Speaker 5: they'll put on the good ones when they go out.

1678
01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:29,960
Speaker 5: Maybe they know something we don't. No, they don't. I mean,

1679
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:32,400
Speaker 5: think about it. What do you like, You're in Vans

1680
01:23:32,840 --> 01:23:33,680
Speaker 5: or Chucks every day?

1681
01:23:33,840 --> 01:23:37,040
Speaker 6: I'm wearing either Palladium boots or Chucks every single day. Yeah,

1682
01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:40,160
Speaker 6: and I was a Van's guy until forever. I wear

1683
01:23:40,280 --> 01:23:42,840
Speaker 6: Jordan's a lot, like I just maybe these are guys

1684
01:23:42,880 --> 01:23:46,439
Speaker 6: with back problems. Maybe they need a rob Maybe they

1685
01:23:46,520 --> 01:23:51,400
Speaker 6: need a foam mid soul. Maybe right, maybe anytime I

1686
01:23:51,479 --> 01:23:54,400
Speaker 6: wear a shoe like that, I feel like I'm bouncing around.

1687
01:23:54,560 --> 01:23:56,720
Speaker 6: I can't walk around. I need my feet closer to

1688
01:23:56,760 --> 01:24:01,040
Speaker 6: the ground just for my gait. You know, I have

1689
01:24:01,120 --> 01:24:03,720
Speaker 6: a couple of pairs of tennis shoes I don't wear

1690
01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:06,040
Speaker 6: them very often. Sneakers are are gonna call them, but

1691
01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:08,240
Speaker 6: I don't wear them very often because I feel like

1692
01:24:08,439 --> 01:24:11,240
Speaker 6: when I'm walking, I feel like I'm bouncing around. Yeah,

1693
01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:12,519
Speaker 6: and I'm like, I know, these are supposed to be

1694
01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:15,719
Speaker 6: super comfortable, and maybe they are like standing at a show.

1695
01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:20,560
Speaker 6: Maybe they're great, but anyway, I don't know. It just

1696
01:24:20,920 --> 01:24:25,400
Speaker 6: it felt weird. Cotton Ball says Rob, You bastard, I

1697
01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:28,920
Speaker 6: just bought my first pair of Monarchs. Well, hey, oh

1698
01:24:29,320 --> 01:24:30,280
Speaker 6: God for you?

1699
01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:31,080
Speaker 1: Who is that?

1700
01:24:31,680 --> 01:24:33,960
Speaker 5: Cotton Balls? He calls us all the time, Oh, cotton Balls?

1701
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:35,840
Speaker 5: Not too late to return them, homie.

1702
01:24:36,120 --> 01:24:37,720
Speaker 6: Now, I don't know how old cotton Balls is, but

1703
01:24:37,760 --> 01:24:41,800
Speaker 6: he certainly sounds younger than us. And listen, I think

1704
01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:43,880
Speaker 6: it's better to look good than to feel good. But

1705
01:24:43,960 --> 01:24:46,000
Speaker 6: I'm in the minority on that. And so some people

1706
01:24:46,040 --> 01:24:48,719
Speaker 6: are like function over fashion.

1707
01:24:49,160 --> 01:24:50,240
Speaker 1: I get it right.

1708
01:24:50,320 --> 01:24:54,320
Speaker 6: They want to feel comfortable. There's some people where their

1709
01:24:54,479 --> 01:24:56,840
Speaker 6: main goal in life is comfort. I don't know how

1710
01:24:57,000 --> 01:25:00,599
Speaker 6: goddamn comfortable people need to be all the time, people

1711
01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:04,439
Speaker 6: going to the store in SpongeBob pajamas. But for some people,

1712
01:25:05,560 --> 01:25:08,200
Speaker 6: for better or worse, the most important thing in their

1713
01:25:08,280 --> 01:25:11,920
Speaker 6: life is that they are never ever uncomfortable. I broke

1714
01:25:11,960 --> 01:25:12,360
Speaker 6: a rule.

1715
01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:17,160
Speaker 5: I went over the weekend, I uh, the kids, Caitlyn's

1716
01:25:17,160 --> 01:25:17,840
Speaker 5: obviously at school.

1717
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:19,680
Speaker 1: This wasn't the rule against murder, was it?

1718
01:25:19,840 --> 01:25:19,880
Speaker 18: No?

1719
01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:21,160
Speaker 1: No, that one I still keep.

1720
01:25:23,240 --> 01:25:25,559
Speaker 6: I haven't broken that since two thousand and two.

1721
01:25:25,720 --> 01:25:27,599
Speaker 1: Was right, Yeah, I'm not going to admit it here.

1722
01:25:29,360 --> 01:25:31,479
Speaker 5: No, ok, Katelyn obviously up at school, Kelli was it

1723
01:25:31,479 --> 01:25:33,920
Speaker 5: asleepover and I needed something I don't remember what it was,

1724
01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:37,760
Speaker 5: and I went to meyern sweatpants okay, And I felt

1725
01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:42,280
Speaker 5: so weird that I was wearing sweatpants out with these

1726
01:25:42,320 --> 01:25:45,920
Speaker 5: gray sweatpants they were Yeah, I know you of course,

1727
01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:49,240
Speaker 5: all right, trying to let that thing show there you go.

1728
01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:53,479
Speaker 6: I saw the clip rattler there in the meyer Deli

1729
01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:59,920
Speaker 6: and his friend. Yeah, yeah, all right, But I know

1730
01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:01,880
Speaker 6: I ever ever do that, you know what I mean?

1731
01:26:01,960 --> 01:26:03,680
Speaker 6: I threw on a pair of shoes, but like, I

1732
01:26:03,720 --> 01:26:06,679
Speaker 6: don't wear flip flops out either all that often. But yeah,

1733
01:26:06,680 --> 01:26:08,840
Speaker 6: I wore sweatpants out. I felt like such a jerk.

1734
01:26:09,160 --> 01:26:12,439
Speaker 6: Now are they like champones or were you wearing like joggers.

1735
01:26:12,520 --> 01:26:14,840
Speaker 6: I see a lot of dudes, a lot of guys

1736
01:26:15,400 --> 01:26:19,080
Speaker 6: kind of trying to cheat the corners there they were joggers.

1737
01:26:19,160 --> 01:26:22,599
Speaker 6: They go, well, these are more cut. They're sweatpants, probably gay.

1738
01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:27,880
Speaker 6: I wore gray Nike sweatpants. Okay, charcoal heather a light

1739
01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:30,400
Speaker 6: gray Okay, yep. I don't know what heather is, but

1740
01:26:30,479 --> 01:26:33,040
Speaker 6: it was a light gray. That would be a heather gray.

1741
01:26:33,240 --> 01:26:34,760
Speaker 6: It was a heather gray. That's what I was wearing.

1742
01:26:34,800 --> 01:26:42,240
Speaker 1: I think she was in Boogie Nights. Alan, I'm sixty five.

1743
01:26:43,080 --> 01:26:43,599
Speaker 1: I agree.

1744
01:26:43,640 --> 01:26:46,280
Speaker 6: I don't look my age. We're going to see Pa Firm.

1745
01:26:46,720 --> 01:26:49,519
Speaker 6: I'm crazier and more fun than anybody my age.

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Speaker 10: See.

1747
01:26:50,840 --> 01:26:53,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, they always go well as long as

1748
01:26:53,560 --> 01:26:53,840
Speaker 1: you know.

1749
01:26:53,920 --> 01:26:58,920
Speaker 6: The the most fun loving old people you'll see are

1750
01:26:58,960 --> 01:27:04,559
Speaker 6: the people in pharmaceutical commercials. They're riding horses, they're surfing,

1751
01:27:04,920 --> 01:27:08,000
Speaker 6: they're going to jazz festivals, whatever it is, and not

1752
01:27:08,560 --> 01:27:10,120
Speaker 6: a monarch among.

1753
01:27:09,920 --> 01:27:12,680
Speaker 5: Them and doing that all with a leaky bum from

1754
01:27:12,720 --> 01:27:14,080
Speaker 5: whatever medications they're taking.

1755
01:27:15,960 --> 01:27:19,720
Speaker 6: Let your doctor know if you have suicidal ideations. My

1756
01:27:19,960 --> 01:27:23,400
Speaker 6: nine year old laughs at that stuff, right, because you

1757
01:27:23,520 --> 01:27:27,400
Speaker 6: can recall a time where pharmaceutical commercials were few and

1758
01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:30,920
Speaker 6: far between, but with the advent of streaming, they're in

1759
01:27:31,200 --> 01:27:35,280
Speaker 6: everything now. Forever, you know, and not even they used

1760
01:27:35,320 --> 01:27:39,080
Speaker 6: to be kind of confined to television shows that were

1761
01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:41,680
Speaker 6: geared to an older demographic. Right, you'd see a lot

1762
01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:45,360
Speaker 6: of pharmaceutical ads during like mathlock or Murder she wrote,

1763
01:27:45,439 --> 01:27:48,240
Speaker 6: or whatever it was, right Fox News, it's all catheters

1764
01:27:48,320 --> 01:27:49,200
Speaker 6: and all that crap.

1765
01:27:49,720 --> 01:27:54,960
Speaker 1: But they really are everywhere now, Yeah, so you can't

1766
01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:55,720
Speaker 1: get away from them.

1767
01:27:56,040 --> 01:27:59,559
Speaker 5: My youngest back in the day medication the only thing

1768
01:27:59,640 --> 01:28:01,280
Speaker 5: she ever knew you'd take it for it was a headache,

1769
01:28:01,400 --> 01:28:03,479
Speaker 5: you know. Yeah, And we were watching television and one

1770
01:28:03,520 --> 01:28:05,240
Speaker 5: of those came on and it was like the thirty

1771
01:28:05,360 --> 01:28:08,320
Speaker 5: seconds of what could happen if you take this medication?

1772
01:28:08,680 --> 01:28:10,800
Speaker 5: And Kylie looks at me and she goes, Dad, I

1773
01:28:10,840 --> 01:28:13,760
Speaker 5: think I'd rather have a headache. And I was like, yes,

1774
01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:17,960
Speaker 5: of course, Yeah, I'm done, kid. Yeah, No, I have

1775
01:28:18,080 --> 01:28:19,599
Speaker 5: person and I have a lot of pairs of shoes.

1776
01:28:19,640 --> 01:28:21,160
Speaker 6: I hate to admit it because I wear the same

1777
01:28:21,320 --> 01:28:23,400
Speaker 6: goddamn two pair all the time, but I do have

1778
01:28:23,600 --> 01:28:25,800
Speaker 6: quite a few pairs of shoes. I have precisely one

1779
01:28:25,920 --> 01:28:27,679
Speaker 6: pair of white shoes. I have a pair of white

1780
01:28:27,680 --> 01:28:29,760
Speaker 6: Steve Maddens with like a saw tooth sole on them.

1781
01:28:30,040 --> 01:28:32,400
Speaker 6: I couldn't tell you the last time I wore them,

1782
01:28:32,520 --> 01:28:34,080
Speaker 6: because I'm like, where the hell am I going to

1783
01:28:34,160 --> 01:28:39,120
Speaker 6: wear these? You know, white shoes that they're immediately scuffed

1784
01:28:39,120 --> 01:28:40,280
Speaker 6: and they look terrible whatever.

1785
01:28:41,120 --> 01:28:44,639
Speaker 5: But I bought like the Forest Gump Nikes a while

1786
01:28:44,760 --> 01:28:48,000
Speaker 5: back too. Okay, those are white with red. Yeah, but

1787
01:28:48,080 --> 01:28:51,200
Speaker 5: they do they get They get filthy so fast. That's

1788
01:28:51,200 --> 01:28:53,600
Speaker 5: why I only wear my Jordan's like once in a

1789
01:28:53,600 --> 01:28:56,160
Speaker 5: blue moon. That's like my dress shoe. Now, I don't

1790
01:28:56,160 --> 01:28:57,880
Speaker 5: wear dress shoes or any of that crap. Went to

1791
01:28:57,920 --> 01:28:59,280
Speaker 5: the Marble room, I wore those sneakers.

1792
01:28:59,439 --> 01:29:02,559
Speaker 6: D you didn't wear your gray sweatpants of the marble room?

1793
01:29:02,600 --> 01:29:04,679
Speaker 6: Did you check out my marbles?

1794
01:29:04,800 --> 01:29:05,080
Speaker 3: Ladies?

1795
01:29:06,040 --> 01:29:08,800
Speaker 6: I'll take the check right here. No, sir, dinner is

1796
01:29:08,840 --> 01:29:12,880
Speaker 6: on us. Don't you worry at all? Dinner that's right,

1797
01:29:13,960 --> 01:29:14,840
Speaker 6: table for two.

1798
01:29:16,080 --> 01:29:20,760
Speaker 1: No, I'm alone, thank you? Oh so still for two? Alan?

1799
01:29:20,800 --> 01:29:23,040
Speaker 6: What's wrong with wearing sweatpants out in public? I wear

1800
01:29:23,080 --> 01:29:26,439
Speaker 6: them all the time to the strip club. Well there

1801
01:29:26,479 --> 01:29:28,120
Speaker 6: you go right again.

1802
01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:30,679
Speaker 1: There's if there's nothing wrong with it, it's just something

1803
01:29:30,840 --> 01:29:34,400
Speaker 1: I feel like I shouldn't do. If you do it,

1804
01:29:34,479 --> 01:29:38,200
Speaker 1: God bless you boy, cotton balls. Did not care for

1805
01:29:38,320 --> 01:29:41,200
Speaker 1: your assessment of those air monarchs. He did not like

1806
01:29:41,280 --> 01:29:41,760
Speaker 1: that at all.

1807
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:44,479
Speaker 27: Yeah, I got a problem with your loud mouth buddy

1808
01:29:44,520 --> 01:29:48,200
Speaker 27: over there, Rob, what's wrong with air monarchs? I just

1809
01:29:48,360 --> 01:29:50,280
Speaker 27: got done getting grasp on my friends about him. Now

1810
01:29:50,320 --> 01:29:53,040
Speaker 27: you got to kick me in the balls their comfy.

1811
01:29:53,760 --> 01:29:56,840
Speaker 27: I can go golfing. I'ng mow the grass whatever I

1812
01:29:56,920 --> 01:30:04,120
Speaker 27: want them. Where'd you get your shoes the toilet's? Did

1813
01:30:04,200 --> 01:30:05,719
Speaker 27: you get your shoes at the toilet?

1814
01:30:07,479 --> 01:30:07,679
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1815
01:30:07,840 --> 01:30:10,880
Speaker 1: Well listen, I'll tell you what he gave himself away.

1816
01:30:11,040 --> 01:30:15,000
Speaker 1: I can go golfing golf, Come.

1817
01:30:14,840 --> 01:30:17,080
Speaker 6: On, that's why all those people are walking around with

1818
01:30:17,200 --> 01:30:18,839
Speaker 6: their T shirt tucked into their shorts.

1819
01:30:19,200 --> 01:30:21,560
Speaker 1: They're golfers. They're used to that.

1820
01:30:23,479 --> 01:30:26,080
Speaker 5: Or did you get your shoes the toilet store? And

1821
01:30:26,200 --> 01:30:29,800
Speaker 5: I love the best part of that whole call was

1822
01:30:30,040 --> 01:30:33,080
Speaker 5: I just got finished getting my balls busted on my friends.

1823
01:30:33,520 --> 01:30:36,240
Speaker 5: So clearly I'm not alone in my beliefs here. Pal, No,

1824
01:30:36,560 --> 01:30:39,800
Speaker 5: but you know what you gotta do what you love.

1825
01:30:40,200 --> 01:30:40,799
Speaker 10: Yeah, I agree.

1826
01:30:41,360 --> 01:30:43,240
Speaker 1: You can't let anybody yuck. You're young.

1827
01:30:43,880 --> 01:30:46,519
Speaker 5: I am absolutely someone who does not care. If I

1828
01:30:46,600 --> 01:30:48,599
Speaker 5: want to do something, I'm going to do something, there's

1829
01:30:48,680 --> 01:30:53,720
Speaker 5: no question about it. But you know, I mean, you

1830
01:30:53,800 --> 01:30:55,240
Speaker 5: gotta take the good at the bag. You're gonna catch

1831
01:30:55,280 --> 01:30:55,720
Speaker 5: lumps for that.

1832
01:30:58,680 --> 01:31:02,000
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Center, potentially entertaining The.

1833
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Speaker 15: Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven dommas.

1834
01:31:06,920 --> 01:31:10,200
Speaker 8: Speaking of which, our hand sanitizer right here expired in

1835
01:31:10,280 --> 01:31:11,120
Speaker 8: twenty sixteen.

1836
01:31:12,439 --> 01:31:14,000
Speaker 1: What does that mean to you? I don't know. Does

1837
01:31:14,040 --> 01:31:16,080
Speaker 1: it mean it doesn't work anymore? It's what like when

1838
01:31:16,120 --> 01:31:19,439
Speaker 1: they it doesn't know how old it is, It doesn't

1839
01:31:19,479 --> 01:31:20,519
Speaker 1: know what the calendar is.

1840
01:31:21,160 --> 01:31:25,599
Speaker 8: Yeah, but if it's alcohol, it's the particles breakdown over

1841
01:31:25,680 --> 01:31:27,760
Speaker 8: time and that's the that's the shelf.

1842
01:31:27,520 --> 01:31:28,000
Speaker 1: Life on it.

1843
01:31:28,200 --> 01:31:30,960
Speaker 8: So we have another full one down there, the full

1844
01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:34,799
Speaker 8: one down there, probably five of twenty sixteen.

1845
01:31:35,439 --> 01:31:38,200
Speaker 1: It's been in here forever. Well, yeah, it means it's

1846
01:31:38,200 --> 01:31:39,400
Speaker 1: been in here since before then.

1847
01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:43,920
Speaker 6: It's two leaders of hand sanitizer, two of these in

1848
01:31:44,320 --> 01:31:48,360
Speaker 6: the WMMS studio. And this is used clearly quite frequently

1849
01:31:48,400 --> 01:31:51,400
Speaker 6: because I feel like before the holidays it was about

1850
01:31:51,479 --> 01:31:52,000
Speaker 6: half full.

1851
01:31:52,160 --> 01:31:55,000
Speaker 1: I use it when I sneeze. It kills nine.

1852
01:31:55,280 --> 01:31:57,400
Speaker 6: I love how they have to cover their ass kills

1853
01:31:57,520 --> 01:32:00,599
Speaker 6: ninety nine point nine nine percent of commons.

1854
01:32:01,040 --> 01:32:02,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, So like, if you get sick, we told

1855
01:32:02,720 --> 01:32:05,120
Speaker 1: you not one hundred percent. So that's what I'm saying.

1856
01:32:05,160 --> 01:32:09,000
Speaker 6: If it expired economy size, it says not for retail sale,

1857
01:32:10,280 --> 01:32:13,720
Speaker 6: and you can't sell well anyway, I don't think that

1858
01:32:13,840 --> 01:32:14,880
Speaker 6: it just stops working.

1859
01:32:15,160 --> 01:32:20,120
Speaker 1: It's a colloidal mixture. It's fine. It's four years old. Yeah,

1860
01:32:20,439 --> 01:32:23,439
Speaker 1: and like you said yesterday, washing your hands is better anyway. Yeah,

1861
01:32:23,439 --> 01:32:24,040
Speaker 1: it is too.

1862
01:32:24,320 --> 01:32:27,960
Speaker 17: That's a very specific message to a member of the

1863
01:32:28,920 --> 01:32:30,200
Speaker 17: Fox Sports broadcast team.

1864
01:32:31,840 --> 01:32:34,599
Speaker 1: Oh really, did you ever run in with someone who

1865
01:32:34,600 --> 01:32:35,679
Speaker 1: didn't wash their hands? Yeah?

1866
01:32:35,720 --> 01:32:39,560
Speaker 17: Someone that does Indians' pregame shows and postgame shows was

1867
01:32:39,640 --> 01:32:43,519
Speaker 17: in the bathroom washing the bathroom here, in the bathroom here,

1868
01:32:43,760 --> 01:32:45,439
Speaker 17: he does some other stuff for the station.

1869
01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:49,360
Speaker 1: Uh, takes a leak, walks right out. Are you going

1870
01:32:49,400 --> 01:32:50,040
Speaker 1: to call them out?

1871
01:32:50,720 --> 01:32:53,600
Speaker 6: I think this could this could be precipitating an in

1872
01:32:53,880 --> 01:32:55,840
Speaker 6: house public health issue.

1873
01:32:56,479 --> 01:32:58,760
Speaker 1: I'm not one hundred percent sure it was him, but

1874
01:32:58,800 --> 01:33:00,240
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it was him, So I don't want

1875
01:33:00,240 --> 01:33:00,560
Speaker 1: to call it.

1876
01:33:00,880 --> 01:33:03,200
Speaker 6: Okay until I know for sure, But you'll be avoiding

1877
01:33:03,280 --> 01:33:06,479
Speaker 6: this person, yes, then you'll have to tell me off

1878
01:33:06,520 --> 01:33:08,040
Speaker 6: here the play Actually, who am I kidding?

1879
01:33:08,040 --> 01:33:10,280
Speaker 1: I avoid everywhere. I think it's I got nothing to work.

1880
01:33:10,840 --> 01:33:11,000
Speaker 22: Huh.

1881
01:33:11,040 --> 01:33:14,040
Speaker 1: I'll just tell you. I'll just say it. I don't care.

1882
01:33:16,160 --> 01:33:18,240
Speaker 1: Jensen Lewis. I think I don't even know who that is.

1883
01:33:18,640 --> 01:33:21,880
Speaker 1: Oh okay, who was your hands? Gentsen? All right, well,

1884
01:33:22,600 --> 01:33:25,000
Speaker 1: even if it wasn't you that did this, it's still

1885
01:33:25,080 --> 01:33:27,479
Speaker 1: good advice. Wash your hands. I'll tell you what.

1886
01:33:28,600 --> 01:33:30,560
Speaker 6: I was watching the Fox News channel. They got this

1887
01:33:30,680 --> 01:33:34,639
Speaker 6: cat over there, this Jesse Waters. He ain't worried about nothing.

1888
01:33:35,320 --> 01:33:38,480
Speaker 6: He ain't fraid to know ghost. He's not worried about coronavirus.

1889
01:33:38,800 --> 01:33:39,519
Speaker 1: I want whit.

1890
01:33:39,800 --> 01:33:41,240
Speaker 17: I love when people like this, they're like, I'm not

1891
01:33:41,240 --> 01:33:43,240
Speaker 17: worried about the coronavirus. Then like a week later, like

1892
01:33:43,520 --> 01:33:45,600
Speaker 17: I got the coronavirus. That would be funny. Yeah, like

1893
01:33:45,640 --> 01:33:47,800
Speaker 17: everybody thought the pope was sick with the coronavirus. I

1894
01:33:47,800 --> 01:33:49,479
Speaker 17: don't think he's got Like the guy's like, hey, try

1895
01:33:49,560 --> 01:33:52,479
Speaker 17: and take my info and he put his he had

1896
01:33:52,560 --> 01:33:54,599
Speaker 17: like the cybersecurity system going out.

1897
01:33:54,640 --> 01:33:57,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's like, yeah, here's my social security number.

1898
01:33:57,280 --> 01:33:59,519
Speaker 1: Do your best to lifeline that and they're like, got

1899
01:33:59,760 --> 01:34:03,599
Speaker 1: me hacked. Like before the commercial was over, people hacked

1900
01:34:03,680 --> 01:34:06,360
Speaker 1: this guy. Yeah, so Jesse Water's over there.

1901
01:34:07,520 --> 01:34:07,640
Speaker 14: You know.

1902
01:34:07,760 --> 01:34:10,040
Speaker 6: Fox News are like, you'll get my immune system when

1903
01:34:10,080 --> 01:34:12,599
Speaker 6: you pry it from my cold dead hand A moon

1904
01:34:12,720 --> 01:34:15,360
Speaker 6: system quote Pat Robertson, do.

1905
01:34:15,360 --> 01:34:18,600
Speaker 1: You want to know how I really feel about the coronavirus?

1906
01:34:18,720 --> 01:34:18,920
Speaker 2: Wan?

1907
01:34:19,560 --> 01:34:23,120
Speaker 1: If I get it, I'll beat it. I'm not lying.

1908
01:34:23,320 --> 01:34:25,960
Speaker 1: It's the call the power of positive thinking, and I

1909
01:34:26,040 --> 01:34:28,320
Speaker 1: think America needs to wake up to that. Okay, I

1910
01:34:28,360 --> 01:34:31,559
Speaker 1: live in Manhattan. That's got off work the other night,

1911
01:34:31,640 --> 01:34:34,160
Speaker 1: went straight into the subway. Asian guy sits down next

1912
01:34:34,200 --> 01:34:37,680
Speaker 1: to me, mask on. Finish the ride. Then I go

1913
01:34:37,800 --> 01:34:39,160
Speaker 1: home and I ordered Chinese food.

1914
01:34:39,479 --> 01:34:42,559
Speaker 6: Jesus Christy, but he finished the ride. He's not scared,

1915
01:34:43,080 --> 01:34:44,559
Speaker 6: He's like, what am I worried about?

1916
01:34:44,840 --> 01:34:47,639
Speaker 1: I think it is funny though, when these Chinese restaurants say,

1917
01:34:47,760 --> 01:34:50,320
Speaker 1: way our business is way down, which is so silly

1918
01:34:50,360 --> 01:34:53,839
Speaker 1: to me, Like you're not getting your ingredients from China,

1919
01:34:54,520 --> 01:34:57,519
Speaker 1: You're getting them from here like everybody. Every other restaurant

1920
01:34:57,520 --> 01:35:01,439
Speaker 1: in this country dangerous as it always is. Any restaurant

1921
01:35:01,520 --> 01:35:02,479
Speaker 1: is just as dangerous.

1922
01:35:03,400 --> 01:35:05,160
Speaker 6: You're not any more likely to get it from a

1923
01:35:05,320 --> 01:35:07,840
Speaker 6: Chinese restaurant than you would from some chain place.

1924
01:35:08,080 --> 01:35:10,960
Speaker 1: Power of positive thinking. What's the matter with that.

1925
01:35:11,479 --> 01:35:13,120
Speaker 8: I'm someone who believes in that kind of stuff, and

1926
01:35:13,200 --> 01:35:14,800
Speaker 8: I'm like, yeah, but if you're sick, you can't just

1927
01:35:14,880 --> 01:35:15,479
Speaker 8: think it away.

1928
01:35:15,880 --> 01:35:19,680
Speaker 1: Well, you can't die from it. But he's saying the

1929
01:35:19,760 --> 01:35:23,120
Speaker 1: power of positive thinking can cure an illness. Well, no,

1930
01:35:23,320 --> 01:35:26,280
Speaker 1: he's saying that. Hopefully it'll get the vibe that he's

1931
01:35:26,320 --> 01:35:29,320
Speaker 1: goofing around. But hey, stress can make you sick. There's

1932
01:35:29,360 --> 01:35:33,200
Speaker 1: a mind body connection, right, Positive mental attitude can probably

1933
01:35:33,600 --> 01:35:38,080
Speaker 1: undeniably help your immune system. Probably won't ward off the coronavirus,

1934
01:35:38,439 --> 01:35:42,360
Speaker 1: but you could get the coronavirus and then not die.

1935
01:35:42,640 --> 01:35:44,200
Speaker 1: And that's all you gotta do is not die.

1936
01:35:44,400 --> 01:35:46,160
Speaker 8: Well, what if that is the answer, which is how

1937
01:35:46,640 --> 01:35:49,120
Speaker 8: you're thinking, is the only way to not get the coronavirus.

1938
01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:52,160
Speaker 8: It's the only thing. So the more happy, go lucky

1939
01:35:52,200 --> 01:35:54,760
Speaker 8: you are, the less likely you are to get it. Well,

1940
01:35:54,840 --> 01:35:57,560
Speaker 8: what start skipping what is widely known as being the

1941
01:35:57,600 --> 01:36:03,280
Speaker 8: best medicine. Mary, there's stuff so you'll never get sick.

1942
01:36:03,360 --> 01:36:05,320
Speaker 1: Did you see that they pushed back the release of

1943
01:36:05,680 --> 01:36:07,840
Speaker 1: the new James Bond movie till November. I did say

1944
01:36:07,880 --> 01:36:11,400
Speaker 1: that wyn because of coronavirus. They don't want people to

1945
01:36:11,520 --> 01:36:12,519
Speaker 1: gather in large groups.

1946
01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:17,000
Speaker 8: Arnold Classic in Columbus, guys, Yeah, what did the Arnold Classic?

1947
01:36:17,160 --> 01:36:17,519
Speaker 3: What is that?

1948
01:36:18,439 --> 01:36:18,479
Speaker 21: No?

1949
01:36:18,640 --> 01:36:24,000
Speaker 1: Like weightlifting? Okay, he does, like a big convention there

1950
01:36:24,040 --> 01:36:26,720
Speaker 1: and it's like fifty thousand. It's like the biggest thing

1951
01:36:26,800 --> 01:36:27,719
Speaker 1: that comes to Columbus.

1952
01:36:27,760 --> 01:36:30,120
Speaker 8: It's I've known people from like gymnastics and cheerleading and

1953
01:36:30,160 --> 01:36:33,560
Speaker 8: stuff that go down. There's a like, oh, there's so

1954
01:36:33,640 --> 01:36:34,720
Speaker 8: many different aspects to it.

1955
01:36:34,960 --> 01:36:36,800
Speaker 6: But I wonder how if you we were talking about

1956
01:36:36,800 --> 01:36:39,080
Speaker 6: this the other day, how conventions around the country are.

1957
01:36:39,400 --> 01:36:42,560
Speaker 6: I mean, the tourism and convention industry is like a

1958
01:36:42,720 --> 01:36:46,400
Speaker 6: one and a half trillion dollar industry, and around the country,

1959
01:36:46,760 --> 01:36:48,400
Speaker 6: these people who are in charge of these things are

1960
01:36:48,479 --> 01:36:51,000
Speaker 6: like better safe than sorry. Like they're canceling a huge

1961
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Speaker 6: visit a huge tourism convention in Chicago at McCormick Place. Uh,

1962
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Speaker 6: they're just canceling these big events. Comic on and Cleveland

1963
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Speaker 6: is still going on. The comic cons don't seem to

1964
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Speaker 6: be worried. Emerald City Comic Con in Seattle, which is

1965
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Speaker 6: an area of the country where they've had many cases

1966
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Speaker 6: of the coronavirus. They're like, we're going on Cleveland Comic

1967
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Speaker 6: Con going these people are costplaying as people with really

1968
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Speaker 6: healthy immune systems. They're not canceling these things. So I

1969
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Speaker 6: wonder what the minimum number of people. If you are

1970
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Speaker 6: going to have an event that's going to have a

1971
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Speaker 6: quarter million people there, you're probably going to cancel it.

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Speaker 6: But what do you think the minimum number? You're like, ah,

1973
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Speaker 6: we're all expecting. They have a lot of people at

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Speaker 6: comic Con.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I mean you have baseball games going on, you

1976
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Speaker 1: have the basketball games going on. They're not canceling any

1977
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Speaker 1: of that stuff.

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Speaker 8: So they're still doing for the Arnold Classic, They're still

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Speaker 8: doing the competitions, but they're not going to have all

1980
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Speaker 8: the booths and everything set up so that it was

1981
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Speaker 8: like that you would take it and be like, oh,

1982
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Speaker 8: here's your supplements, here's this, just or that, and then

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Speaker 8: they have like there was a gymnastics competition down there.

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Speaker 1: It's huge to get into every year.

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Speaker 8: So they're still going to compete, but they're not going

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Speaker 8: to allow any of the vendors and stuff.

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Speaker 6: Well anyway, Sandy Elmar for get it is filling in

1988
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Speaker 6: for Tito today because Terry Francone is not feeling well

1989
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Speaker 6: well he's been run down and dealing with some gastro

1990
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Speaker 6: intestinal issues.

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Speaker 1: He's uh, he's crimping on the first and you feel

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Speaker 1: a certain burst diarrhea.

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Speaker 6: When you're sliding in the home and your pants are

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Speaker 6: full of pham, diarya, you feel something foam?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's okay. What did I say? Different generations?

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Speaker 1: What did I say? I don't know.

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Speaker 6: When you're sliding in the home and your pants are

1998
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Speaker 6: full of phone, well, that's funny. That's funnier than you

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Speaker 6: feel foam. Feel something foam, pants are.

2000
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Speaker 1: Full of foam. Give me that visual. That's amazing.

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Speaker 11: Out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, when you're sliding in the first and you're feeling

2003
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Speaker 1: something burst diarrhea, what's the second?

2004
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Speaker 6: When you're sliding in the third and you squeeze a big,

2005
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Speaker 6: fat third diarrhea?

2006
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think no, diarrhea wouldn't be a.

2007
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Speaker 6: Big yeah, juicy to I think big and fat to

2008
01:38:54,479 --> 01:38:56,080
Speaker 6: visual second or a second?

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Speaker 1: I don't think there was there was a second because second.

2010
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Speaker 6: I think in the diarrhea song, they assume that you're

2011
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Speaker 6: so in a hurry to get home you steal a base.

2012
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're still going to that bass. Yeah, I know,

2013
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get the lyrics diarya so get well soon.

2014
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Speaker 1: T though.

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Speaker 6: By the way, if you're a podcast listener and can't

2016
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Speaker 6: join us live, you can always use the Alan Cox

2017
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Speaker 6: Show After hours line.

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Speaker 1: That is two one six nine eight six eighty nine

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Speaker 1: oh three. I got a call from a woman who

2020
01:39:29,880 --> 01:39:34,439
Speaker 1: really had a bone to pick with pound Cake. Today.

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Speaker 6: By the way, a lot of people have pointed out

2022
01:39:35,920 --> 01:39:37,800
Speaker 6: to me, is National pound Cake Day.

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Speaker 1: Ironically it is also National Grammar Day. Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 1: So you know, sometimes the stars just a line in

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Speaker 1: a certain way.

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Speaker 6: I got a couple of calls from women on the

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Speaker 6: after hours line, neither of whom were too pleased with

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Speaker 6: one or two things.

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Speaker 25: Hi, Alan, I.

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Speaker 16: Think customer for ten years now, and I see that

2031
01:40:03,400 --> 01:40:06,240
Speaker 16: when you first started the show, your shows were much

2032
01:40:06,320 --> 01:40:11,200
Speaker 16: more interesting and I had deeper meaning. And now ever

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01:40:11,320 --> 01:40:14,880
Speaker 16: since Poopcake or pound Pooper, whatever his name is, came

2034
01:40:14,960 --> 01:40:19,799
Speaker 16: on the show, all you seem to talk about is penises. Penises, penis.

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Speaker 1: That's the whole thing.

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Speaker 6: By the way, why does a woman whose voice sounds

2037
01:40:26,479 --> 01:40:29,040
Speaker 6: like she's working a sex line have a problem with

2038
01:40:29,160 --> 01:40:30,240
Speaker 6: us talking about wieners?

2039
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Speaker 1: She was whispering like she had to couldn't tell somebody

2040
01:40:33,439 --> 01:40:35,560
Speaker 1: she was trying a good way to leave work, to

2041
01:40:35,720 --> 01:40:38,240
Speaker 1: leave this phone call sounds like.

2042
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Speaker 16: And it's exhausting, quite frankly, So if we could find

2043
01:40:42,640 --> 01:40:44,639
Speaker 16: some more interesting subject mass.

2044
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Speaker 6: By the way, this show never had a deeper meaning.

2045
01:40:47,120 --> 01:40:51,719
Speaker 6: I appreciate that you found something worthwhile in this program.

2046
01:40:52,080 --> 01:40:55,160
Speaker 6: It is never that's purely coincidental. If you ever found

2047
01:40:55,280 --> 01:40:57,000
Speaker 6: any deeper meaning in the show, how.

2048
01:40:56,960 --> 01:40:59,439
Speaker 16: Would that be wonderful? Because some of us don't care

2049
01:40:59,479 --> 01:41:02,720
Speaker 16: to hear about your wieners, in your sexual fantasies, in

2050
01:41:02,840 --> 01:41:05,400
Speaker 16: your poor new subscriptions.

2051
01:41:05,479 --> 01:41:08,000
Speaker 1: And that's not him, that's me. That's a shot at

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Speaker 1: bill subscription.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: By the way, yeah, this lady, she said, And everybody

2055
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Speaker 1: but me, right like, this is me. I'm not talking

2056
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Speaker 1: about my wiener. She didn't like. I like, how are

2057
01:41:18,400 --> 01:41:20,720
Speaker 1: you talking about? We have a drop? I like how

2058
01:41:20,760 --> 01:41:23,120
Speaker 1: she pretends she doesn't the drop that we play that

2059
01:41:23,280 --> 01:41:27,519
Speaker 1: directly deals with your wiener, supersper, Yes, doesn't deal with

2060
01:41:27,640 --> 01:41:31,600
Speaker 1: my wiener. Bell deals with my spur side. But I

2061
01:41:31,640 --> 01:41:33,200
Speaker 1: do like how she pretends she doesn't know what your

2062
01:41:33,240 --> 01:41:35,280
Speaker 1: name is coding. Of course they're listening for ten years

2063
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Speaker 1: my name of course subscription.

2064
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Speaker 16: Don't have one track mind. I mean, do you realize

2065
01:41:43,000 --> 01:41:43,439
Speaker 16: that it.

2066
01:41:43,479 --> 01:41:46,320
Speaker 1: Always goes back why so sultry? Yeah, if she's got

2067
01:41:46,360 --> 01:41:48,960
Speaker 1: a problem whispering with all this solid, well, don't whisper

2068
01:41:49,200 --> 01:41:51,200
Speaker 1: her husband vander from listening or something. And now she

2069
01:41:51,280 --> 01:41:54,720
Speaker 1: has to whisper. You're not calling about poopcake again? Are

2070
01:41:54,760 --> 01:41:58,680
Speaker 1: you got no dam I said not to listen to

2071
01:41:58,760 --> 01:42:01,559
Speaker 1: that program? N hand In my country hat.

2072
01:42:04,120 --> 01:42:07,080
Speaker 17: We talked about Key Bacon. What we talked about Kevin

2073
01:42:07,120 --> 01:42:08,800
Speaker 17: Bacon for a while, Like we talked about so many things.

2074
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Speaker 17: But whatever you don't like is what people focus on. Yes,

2075
01:42:11,520 --> 01:42:11,840
Speaker 17: that's right.

2076
01:42:11,920 --> 01:42:14,360
Speaker 1: So if you don't like a certain thing, that's always

2077
01:42:14,360 --> 01:42:17,360
Speaker 1: gonna seem like that's what we're talking about. Like tomorrow

2078
01:42:17,360 --> 01:42:19,320
Speaker 1: we'll probably a conference. So like, oh, that ham Museum

2079
01:42:19,400 --> 01:42:20,400
Speaker 1: is way overrated?

2080
01:42:21,080 --> 01:42:21,240
Speaker 10: Guy?

2081
01:42:22,800 --> 01:42:26,800
Speaker 1: All the problem yeah began And I don't appreciate how

2082
01:42:26,800 --> 01:42:29,479
Speaker 1: you about meat like that. You can say whatever you

2083
01:42:29,600 --> 01:42:35,280
Speaker 1: wants me. It has given us black Betty ham Musam

2084
01:42:39,200 --> 01:42:41,720
Speaker 1: and I will never dislike that min.

2085
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Speaker 16: I mean, do you realize that it always goes back

2086
01:42:44,680 --> 01:42:50,559
Speaker 16: to always back to that in and you know, get

2087
01:42:50,600 --> 01:42:53,320
Speaker 16: something more interesting to talk about that'd be great, thank you.

2088
01:42:54,120 --> 01:42:55,920
Speaker 1: You know why she's so upset? And I love Mary

2089
01:42:56,520 --> 01:43:03,439
Speaker 1: never mind. Remember as a fan, I like the end

2090
01:43:03,479 --> 01:43:04,880
Speaker 1: of her call. I don't know if she's an old

2091
01:43:04,920 --> 01:43:05,400
Speaker 1: woman or what.

2092
01:43:12,439 --> 01:43:14,439
Speaker 16: I like the shut up but.

2093
01:43:15,920 --> 01:43:21,120
Speaker 6: Up so but she's really nice. It's too much Wiener

2094
01:43:21,200 --> 01:43:23,080
Speaker 6: talk around here with Poopcake on the show.

2095
01:43:23,360 --> 01:43:37,799
Speaker 1: We knew, we knew alongside you know what she reminds

2096
01:43:37,880 --> 01:43:40,640
Speaker 1: me of. And I couldn't put my finger on it

2097
01:43:40,720 --> 01:43:41,640
Speaker 1: until I was listening to it.

2098
01:43:41,840 --> 01:43:42,200
Speaker 21: Just now.

2099
01:43:42,640 --> 01:43:46,920
Speaker 1: She's the calm down lady, Calm down, stick her face

2100
01:43:47,000 --> 01:43:52,080
Speaker 1: in the car. Kids, calm down, the kids, kids bop.

2101
01:43:52,280 --> 01:43:54,360
Speaker 1: That's right. I'm not even gonna she's this kids Bob

2102
01:43:54,479 --> 01:43:58,120
Speaker 1: Karen calling us you know what other women called? Dam

2103
01:43:58,320 --> 01:43:59,040
Speaker 1: anything else to say?

2104
01:43:59,720 --> 01:43:59,840
Speaker 3: Uh?

2105
01:44:00,320 --> 01:44:03,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, who is the other woman? Where did I have that?

2106
01:44:08,240 --> 01:44:12,200
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna pull a stup check my list? Oh, okay,

2107
01:44:12,880 --> 01:44:16,439
Speaker 1: Wendy is the other woman who called? You find Wendy's call.

2108
01:44:16,960 --> 01:44:19,080
Speaker 1: This is off the Alan cock Show After Hours line,

2109
01:44:19,080 --> 01:44:22,160
Speaker 1: which is always taking your calls. That is two one

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Speaker 1: six nine eighty nine three. Oh, she had a problem

2111
01:44:25,800 --> 01:44:28,320
Speaker 1: at the end of the show to Alan, this is Wendy.

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Speaker 16: I have been wanting to ask you something for a

2113
01:44:31,320 --> 01:44:33,679
Speaker 16: while now, and I figure out what's the perfect time.

2114
01:44:34,439 --> 01:44:38,000
Speaker 1: And that is why at the end of every show

2115
01:44:38,760 --> 01:44:39,040
Speaker 1: do you.

2116
01:44:39,160 --> 01:44:43,760
Speaker 25: Play George Costanzas saying he finds four of the Brady.

2117
01:44:43,560 --> 01:44:45,960
Speaker 1: Children incredibly arousing?

2118
01:44:46,600 --> 01:44:50,040
Speaker 16: What the kind of sick message is that? Why are

2119
01:44:50,120 --> 01:44:53,400
Speaker 16: you playing that? It's not funny? Are you trying to

2120
01:44:53,439 --> 01:44:57,439
Speaker 16: make us all uncomfortable? If so, it's working, why these

2121
01:44:57,840 --> 01:45:00,960
Speaker 16: already stop? It's gross, it's weird, it's not right, not.

2122
01:45:01,080 --> 01:45:02,479
Speaker 1: Cool, weird.

2123
01:45:03,800 --> 01:45:04,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Anyway, first of all, Weddy, thank you so much for

2125
01:45:06,720 --> 01:45:07,880
Speaker 6: staying for the whole show.

2126
01:45:08,760 --> 01:45:11,040
Speaker 1: Here's the end of the show. I do play thing.

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01:45:11,120 --> 01:45:13,840
Speaker 6: It's it's not George Costanza, but it is Jason Alexander.

2128
01:45:14,200 --> 01:45:16,680
Speaker 6: He had a cartoon in the early nineties called duck Man.

2129
01:45:17,000 --> 01:45:18,080
Speaker 6: Anybody remember Duckman.

2130
01:45:18,160 --> 01:45:21,599
Speaker 1: Watched duck Man. I loved Duckman.

2131
01:45:21,760 --> 01:45:23,240
Speaker 5: And now I must say to you, as the Brady

2132
01:45:23,280 --> 01:45:25,400
Speaker 5: bunch is on and I find four of those children

2133
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Speaker 5: incredibly arousing.

2134
01:45:27,800 --> 01:45:30,200
Speaker 1: Love that clip. Get out of here, Get out of here.

2135
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Speaker 6: That's right, so Jason Alexander, Yes, not the character George

2136
01:45:33,880 --> 01:45:37,240
Speaker 6: command but yeah, so it's a cartoon duck that's attracted

2137
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Speaker 6: to children. So yeah, now you know the rest of

2138
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Speaker 6: the story, but thank you for staying to the end

2139
01:45:47,160 --> 01:45:51,320
Speaker 6: of the show. You know somebody she tunes in maybe.

2140
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Speaker 1: Every time. I also had a woman twenty Ducks too much,

2141
01:46:00,000 --> 01:46:01,479
Speaker 1: okay talking about other D'SO.

2142
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Speaker 6: I had a woman tweet me who runs some like

2143
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Speaker 6: you two super fan account. She's like, I never really,

2144
01:46:07,840 --> 01:46:09,560
Speaker 6: that's not a job. And my husband made me and

2145
01:46:09,600 --> 01:46:11,519
Speaker 6: you came back with some YouTube bumper music and it

2146
01:46:11,640 --> 01:46:13,160
Speaker 6: was a great I'm.

2147
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Speaker 1: Like, okay, cool people fans from all over it and not.

2148
01:46:16,920 --> 01:46:19,439
Speaker 1: She was just like, and she's running some YouTube Twitter account.

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Speaker 17: I'm like, oh, okay, there's someone that hit us up

2150
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Speaker 17: on Twitter and wanted us to go, like hit up

2151
01:46:23,320 --> 01:46:25,080
Speaker 17: me Mary and pound Cake and asked us to go

2152
01:46:25,280 --> 01:46:28,000
Speaker 17: speak at to middle school and I kind of want

2153
01:46:28,080 --> 01:46:29,680
Speaker 17: to make up all three of us do with that.

2154
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Speaker 8: Here's the thing, I take things like that too seriously.

2155
01:46:33,800 --> 01:46:35,760
Speaker 8: I'm not going to do it because you will not

2156
01:46:35,840 --> 01:46:37,680
Speaker 8: take it seriously. I'm like, I'm not going to go

2157
01:46:37,760 --> 01:46:40,880
Speaker 8: talk to eleven year olds. And what if they want

2158
01:46:40,920 --> 01:46:42,240
Speaker 8: you guys to talk to a middle stool.

2159
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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 8: They got like, but I would like I think of

2161
01:46:47,200 --> 01:46:48,920
Speaker 8: that in a in a very like oh my god,

2162
01:46:48,960 --> 01:46:51,040
Speaker 8: we can go talk to children and like inspire them

2163
01:46:51,080 --> 01:46:52,840
Speaker 8: to do something in a creative field and that would

2164
01:46:52,840 --> 01:46:53,519
Speaker 8: be super cool.

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Speaker 1: And I remember when people did that kind of stuff

2166
01:46:55,520 --> 01:46:56,720
Speaker 1: in our middle school and.

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Speaker 8: Ste what are you going to do to troll them?

2168
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Speaker 8: Because you're gonna troll. You're not gonna take it serious.

2169
01:47:04,680 --> 01:47:07,080
Speaker 1: But as your kids tell my story, be like, listen, kids,

2170
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Speaker 1: I did not do well in school and I'm exactly

2171
01:47:09,400 --> 01:47:11,320
Speaker 1: where I want to be, So don't take this craft

2172
01:47:11,320 --> 01:47:12,920
Speaker 1: too serious. You don't have to listen to your teachers.

2173
01:47:12,920 --> 01:47:13,760
Speaker 1: You don't have to do what they say.

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Speaker 3: Kids.

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Speaker 1: It's also but just react is why I want to

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Speaker 1: do it.

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Speaker 8: Because my face would get all red and hot and

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Speaker 8: I like pinch you, like like from like knot a loop.

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Speaker 1: Yes, stop kids, By the way, you need no kids

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01:47:30,560 --> 01:47:33,840
Speaker 1: need no inspiration to follow a creative field because every

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01:47:33,960 --> 01:47:35,760
Speaker 1: kid wants to be in something. No kid goes. I

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01:47:35,840 --> 01:47:37,479
Speaker 1: want to be a lawyer. I wanted to be an

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Speaker 1: FBI agent. Well I did. Excuse it's because you didn't

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Speaker 1: know what it was. I know, I saw miss congeniality

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01:47:44,120 --> 01:47:45,679
Speaker 1: and I was like, I did do that. You didn't

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01:47:45,720 --> 01:47:47,880
Speaker 1: know what it was. I'll be the pretty FBI agent

2187
01:47:47,880 --> 01:47:51,160
Speaker 1: who goes under cover and it saves women and their rights.

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Speaker 1: That's what I wanted to do. Hey, Mike, Yes, sir,

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01:47:55,000 --> 01:47:57,320
Speaker 1: what's up man? I just want to apologize.

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Speaker 24: Yesterday I called in and asked about Internet uh horn,

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01:48:00,560 --> 01:48:02,759
Speaker 24: and I obviously contributed to that woman's anger.

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Speaker 1: Well that's okay, it's not on you, Mike, it's on me.

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01:48:08,600 --> 01:48:11,840
Speaker 1: It's really you know, I have a subscription and that

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01:48:11,960 --> 01:48:12,760
Speaker 1: upsets her a lot.

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Speaker 24: All right, Phil, Well, I forgive you if you forgive me, Hey,

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Speaker 24: you do.

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Speaker 6: It's all good, Mike, Thank you, pal Is Mike out

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01:48:18,800 --> 01:48:21,479
Speaker 6: and Seville Alan. I am a social worker for mentally

2199
01:48:21,560 --> 01:48:27,960
Speaker 6: ill patients, and both of those women sound like patience. Well,

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01:48:28,000 --> 01:48:31,679
Speaker 6: they certainly put on their creepiest voices for me. Always

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01:48:31,720 --> 01:48:33,840
Speaker 6: happy to hear from you, and thank you for taking

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01:48:33,880 --> 01:48:38,599
Speaker 6: the time to call. Uh but boy, she really did

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01:48:38,680 --> 01:48:42,439
Speaker 6: not want anything to do with poopcake or cake poop

2204
01:48:44,320 --> 01:48:48,200
Speaker 6: whose conversations do always circle back around to wieners.

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01:48:48,479 --> 01:48:50,200
Speaker 8: I honestly, when I was listening to them, I was like,

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01:48:50,240 --> 01:48:52,880
Speaker 8: I wonder if they leave men voicemails like this, Like

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01:48:53,000 --> 01:48:55,200
Speaker 8: if they called me like, hey, I had a really

2208
01:48:55,320 --> 01:48:58,200
Speaker 8: nice date the other night, but I'd appreciate it if

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Speaker 8: you didn't bring a porn when we're having.

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Speaker 1: Dinner, Poor nog Hi Allan.

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Speaker 16: I've been a customer for ten years now. Boy, I

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01:49:08,560 --> 01:49:11,320
Speaker 16: feel when you first started the show, your shows were

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01:49:11,479 --> 01:49:15,080
Speaker 16: much more interesting and I had deeper meaning.

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01:49:15,520 --> 01:49:18,799
Speaker 1: And now every boy, i'd love to know one deeper

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01:49:19,400 --> 01:49:20,519
Speaker 1: for her. When I started to.

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Speaker 16: Hear in Cleveland, Poopcake or pound Poop or whatever his

2217
01:49:23,960 --> 01:49:26,479
Speaker 16: name is, came on the show. All you seem to

2218
01:49:26,520 --> 01:49:28,920
Speaker 16: talk about is penises, penises.

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01:49:29,560 --> 01:49:31,679
Speaker 1: What does she saying there that you're bleeping out d's

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01:49:31,920 --> 01:49:34,840
Speaker 1: d d's penises, DS penises, d's penis.

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Speaker 19: You just can I can you send me that so

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01:49:36,640 --> 01:49:38,799
Speaker 19: I can use as my like ring tone? Of course

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01:49:39,000 --> 01:49:40,800
Speaker 19: I would. I would make it my alarm clock. Like

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01:49:40,840 --> 01:49:43,880
Speaker 19: that's actually pretty dope. Yeah, Poundcake, it's the poop Cake,

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01:49:43,880 --> 01:49:46,240
Speaker 19: It's time to wake up. Just email me that I will.

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01:49:46,640 --> 01:49:48,560
Speaker 6: And it reminds me of the voicemail from Seinfeld the

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01:49:48,640 --> 01:49:50,800
Speaker 6: lane gets and the lad doesn't swing her arms when

2228
01:49:50,840 --> 01:49:53,719
Speaker 6: she walks. Remember when Molly Shannon works in Elane's office

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01:49:53,760 --> 01:49:56,880
Speaker 6: and doesn't swing her arms when she walks I'm going to.

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01:49:56,920 --> 01:49:59,760
Speaker 1: Find you in the stock room. What other thoughts today have?

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01:50:00,360 --> 01:50:02,600
Speaker 6: Uh, Cody's been there five years out of ten, and

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01:50:02,760 --> 01:50:04,400
Speaker 6: she still made it all ten years.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.

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01:50:06,160 --> 01:50:07,400
Speaker 6: I didn't take any of that to mean that they

2235
01:50:07,400 --> 01:50:10,280
Speaker 6: don't listen. Clearly they do, but I don't know about penises.

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01:50:10,320 --> 01:50:11,599
Speaker 6: But you talk about cocks quite often.

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01:50:11,920 --> 01:50:16,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's oh my god, Ellen.

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01:50:17,000 --> 01:50:19,320
Speaker 8: There was a crumb catcher at dinner last night.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was trying to give my phone out of a

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01:50:22,320 --> 01:50:24,200
Speaker 1: little metal thing. I couldn't get my phone out.

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01:50:24,080 --> 01:50:26,000
Speaker 8: Fast enough to record it, and these guys are looking

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01:50:26,160 --> 01:50:27,240
Speaker 8: like a crazy person, and I was.

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01:50:27,280 --> 01:50:28,760
Speaker 1: Like, oh, they're like what I was like?

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01:50:29,040 --> 01:50:30,360
Speaker 3: I was a crumb catcher.

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01:50:33,040 --> 01:50:35,519
Speaker 1: I was so excited about it, and it was so

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01:50:35,680 --> 01:50:38,080
Speaker 1: bummed out that I couldn't get to my phone faster. Later,

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01:50:38,479 --> 01:50:41,200
Speaker 1: so dis interested, hated us. He was talk about those

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01:50:41,280 --> 01:50:43,160
Speaker 1: ladies too, because they said something to you. On the

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Speaker 1: way out. He grabbed me. Yeah, listener, people, I guess,

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01:50:47,400 --> 01:50:50,160
Speaker 1: but people. I don't know why people feel so compelled

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01:50:50,200 --> 01:50:51,920
Speaker 1: to put their hands on me. What did she she

2253
01:50:51,960 --> 01:50:52,639
Speaker 1: give you a big hut?

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01:50:52,720 --> 01:50:54,519
Speaker 6: Wait a second, grabbed me from the back let's start

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Speaker 6: from the jump here. Why did the waiter hate you guys?

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01:50:57,360 --> 01:50:58,000
Speaker 1: I didn't hate us.

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Speaker 8: I think it was just it was a Tuesday night,

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01:51:00,240 --> 01:51:02,320
Speaker 8: they were closing in an hour and a half and it.

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01:51:02,439 --> 01:51:04,160
Speaker 1: Was just over being there would be. My guess he

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01:51:04,160 --> 01:51:06,160
Speaker 1: didn't hate us. He was just like, hey, this is

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01:51:06,200 --> 01:51:07,680
Speaker 1: gonna be I think he saw that we were an

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01:51:07,680 --> 01:51:09,320
Speaker 1: easy table. We weren't going to ask for a ton

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01:51:09,360 --> 01:51:12,840
Speaker 1: of things. Yeah we're upstairs or downstairs. We were like

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01:51:13,040 --> 01:51:17,400
Speaker 1: in the bar ready for us to order, like we're

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01:51:17,439 --> 01:51:18,720
Speaker 1: just gonna wait. I've been there.

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Speaker 8: Here's one of those things. We were probably the last

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01:51:20,840 --> 01:51:22,320
Speaker 8: table he was going to get out of the night,

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Speaker 8: and it was really desolate, sound like nothing was going

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01:51:26,760 --> 01:51:29,560
Speaker 8: on Tuesday night, and yeah it's a Tuesday, but it

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01:51:29,720 --> 01:51:32,080
Speaker 8: seemed like he would have was already probably didn't want

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01:51:32,080 --> 01:51:34,519
Speaker 8: to be there, was annoyed, and then was like okay,

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01:51:34,720 --> 01:51:37,160
Speaker 8: kind of just order order and get out of here,

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01:51:37,240 --> 01:51:37,960
Speaker 8: like I'm done with them.

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Speaker 1: It worked night, though, you though, no he didn't. It's

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01:51:40,960 --> 01:51:44,280
Speaker 1: better than no table. It was fine service. He didn't

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Speaker 1: go above and beyond. He wasn't horrible.

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Speaker 8: It was just one of those where you would given

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01:51:47,680 --> 01:51:49,599
Speaker 8: off a vibe that he probably picked up that shift

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01:51:49,640 --> 01:51:50,040
Speaker 8: in regrets.

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Speaker 6: I never minded when somebody would come in kind of like, yeah,

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01:51:52,960 --> 01:51:55,600
Speaker 6: I didn't mind it because it's like you doing your

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01:51:55,640 --> 01:51:56,840
Speaker 6: side work anyway.

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01:51:57,120 --> 01:51:59,960
Speaker 1: You weren't slammed. I'm picking up candles and Peter play

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01:52:00,240 --> 01:52:02,240
Speaker 1: and you know, and you just go on. It's leisurely.

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01:52:02,360 --> 01:52:02,800
Speaker 1: Who cares?

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Speaker 15: E Lan Talk Show on one hundred point seven WMMS,

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01:52:08,920 --> 01:52:13,599
Speaker 15: The Ellen Cox Podcast anytime on our iyard radio app

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Speaker 15: What's Up?

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Speaker 4: Oka?

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01:52:15,400 --> 01:52:17,320
Speaker 1: Like a TV show books out the pictures.

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01:52:17,040 --> 01:52:19,559
Speaker 19: Maybe that's called radio, but you're describing as.

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Speaker 7: Radio and live on the radio weekday afternoons one hundred

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01:52:23,960 --> 01:52:24,559
Speaker 7: point seven.

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Speaker 1: You guys can come in, Gwenn and Noor. He's going on.

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01:52:33,600 --> 01:52:35,920
Speaker 6: There's no cameras today, so you have to worry about it.

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01:52:37,360 --> 01:52:39,000
Speaker 6: Christmas Miracle, come here?

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01:52:40,040 --> 01:52:40,840
Speaker 1: Are you on the radio?

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01:52:40,960 --> 01:52:41,120
Speaker 3: Yeah?

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01:52:41,160 --> 01:52:42,040
Speaker 1: That's right, that's his job.

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01:52:42,160 --> 01:52:42,519
Speaker 3: You know that.

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Speaker 6: I have about another five minutes before I have to

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Speaker 6: take a break, So there's no cameras today, so you'll

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01:52:47,280 --> 01:52:51,080
Speaker 6: just be in here with me. Okay, Yes, everybody's listening

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01:52:51,120 --> 01:52:52,599
Speaker 6: to you right now, so be careful what you say.

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01:52:52,680 --> 01:52:54,760
Speaker 1: What do you what do you want to say? No,

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01:52:55,720 --> 01:52:58,200
Speaker 1: what do you want to say, I don't know. Okay,

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01:52:58,920 --> 01:52:59,760
Speaker 1: she's looking a cheery.

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01:53:02,040 --> 01:53:04,080
Speaker 6: We were just we were just talking to some friends

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01:53:04,120 --> 01:53:05,720
Speaker 6: on the phone and they were saying that they were

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01:53:06,439 --> 01:53:07,920
Speaker 6: we were asking what they were going to do for

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01:53:08,120 --> 01:53:11,000
Speaker 6: the holidays, and he said he's going to stop working.

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01:53:11,400 --> 01:53:13,439
Speaker 1: He's worked a long long time and he's going to stop.

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01:53:13,840 --> 01:53:14,080
Speaker 18: Cool.

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01:53:14,439 --> 01:53:19,479
Speaker 6: Yeah, what did you We were talking this morning about

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01:53:19,520 --> 01:53:22,040
Speaker 6: your elf on the shelf and how you uh or

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01:53:22,080 --> 01:53:23,599
Speaker 6: were so amazed at her clothes?

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01:53:24,720 --> 01:53:24,920
Speaker 13: Yeah?

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01:53:25,120 --> 01:53:29,160
Speaker 1: Because why yeah she had a minecrest sweater on right.

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01:53:29,439 --> 01:53:32,519
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, and you've been asking every day how

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01:53:32,560 --> 01:53:39,760
Speaker 1: many days until Christmas? Yeah? Mini calendar? Eleven days? How

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01:53:39,880 --> 01:53:41,519
Speaker 1: was school good? Yeah?

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01:53:42,400 --> 01:53:44,960
Speaker 6: I'm off today and then you still have to go

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01:53:45,000 --> 01:53:51,920
Speaker 6: to school for a week. You can uh, let me

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01:53:51,960 --> 01:53:53,160
Speaker 6: see you got a mic over their bed?

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Speaker 11: Hi?

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01:53:54,240 --> 01:53:54,360
Speaker 3: Hi?

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01:53:56,880 --> 01:54:02,000
Speaker 1: Yeah you know your mom does the show sometimes? Yeah? Yeah,

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01:54:02,600 --> 01:54:06,080
Speaker 1: so people, Uh do do you do the show with us?

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01:54:06,920 --> 01:54:06,960
Speaker 13: You?

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01:54:07,080 --> 01:54:09,880
Speaker 1: I mean you're here Taylor Swift tickets? Remember that?

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01:54:12,000 --> 01:54:14,160
Speaker 6: Well, No, you've been in your little you would come

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01:54:14,240 --> 01:54:17,479
Speaker 6: on read the old building. Yeah, when you had like

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01:54:17,640 --> 01:54:18,760
Speaker 6: for Halloween.

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01:54:19,880 --> 01:54:24,040
Speaker 18: And Trigger Street together. Now you talk on your iPads

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01:54:24,080 --> 01:54:26,040
Speaker 18: together across the country.

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01:54:26,280 --> 01:54:30,080
Speaker 1: Look at this mister Bill got me a doll. Yeah,

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01:54:35,760 --> 01:54:38,800
Speaker 1: that's exactly like me. I got it made big fat face.

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01:54:39,000 --> 01:54:39,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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01:54:39,400 --> 01:54:46,120
Speaker 1: Are you going to keep it in the box? Probably value? Yes,

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01:54:46,800 --> 01:54:49,000
Speaker 1: well you have value. Dad, You hear that.

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01:54:51,400 --> 01:54:51,880
Speaker 10: Has value.

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01:54:51,920 --> 01:54:54,360
Speaker 1: There's a difference. I don't do.

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01:54:56,080 --> 01:54:57,480
Speaker 18: Much as someone will pay for you.

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01:55:00,200 --> 01:55:02,400
Speaker 1: Let's get down to business. What are you asking Santa

2345
01:55:02,480 --> 01:55:08,200
Speaker 1: for Christmas? Yeah? What are you asking Santa for Christmas? Animals?

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01:55:08,320 --> 01:55:09,960
Speaker 23: Bobby's Pokemon colle it's done.

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01:55:13,200 --> 01:55:13,760
Speaker 25: She's got to be.

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01:55:15,240 --> 01:55:18,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's in her Pokemon face. You're raising a nerd.

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01:55:21,680 --> 01:55:22,879
Speaker 1: Who's your favorite Pokemon?

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01:55:25,120 --> 01:55:28,000
Speaker 18: Do you remember the name Frank? Frank?

2351
01:55:28,720 --> 01:55:29,839
Speaker 1: Is there a Frank Pokemon?

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01:55:30,600 --> 01:55:39,600
Speaker 18: Okay, I don't know, I know, Okay, Sylvion, Sylvia.

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01:55:40,000 --> 01:55:44,320
Speaker 1: That's the Soprano's Pokemon. Oh you're going to catch me?

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01:55:49,320 --> 01:55:53,920
Speaker 1: I'm a Pokemon? What all right?

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01:55:54,000 --> 01:55:54,160
Speaker 3: Good?

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01:55:54,240 --> 01:55:54,440
Speaker 28: Well?

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01:55:54,520 --> 01:55:59,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, so Pokemon Barbie all of a sudden, like Barbie

2358
01:56:00,080 --> 01:56:00,720
Speaker 6: watch the movie?

2359
01:56:01,120 --> 01:56:03,200
Speaker 8: Do you want stuffed animals or squish mellows?

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01:56:05,360 --> 01:56:08,920
Speaker 1: Squish mellows are big? What your what? What animal like?

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01:56:09,000 --> 01:56:10,040
Speaker 1: What stuffed animal do you want?

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01:56:10,080 --> 01:56:13,240
Speaker 23: I had a cat dog's actual models.

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01:56:13,080 --> 01:56:17,640
Speaker 1: Mostly Yes, I know what they are.

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01:56:18,360 --> 01:56:19,080
Speaker 18: They're very.

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01:56:22,040 --> 01:56:23,960
Speaker 1: I know they are good.

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01:56:24,160 --> 01:56:26,040
Speaker 8: Yeah, they kind of look like a fish, kind of

2367
01:56:26,200 --> 01:56:27,200
Speaker 8: or like a lizard to them.

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01:56:27,720 --> 01:56:28,680
Speaker 1: What is very cute?

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Speaker 8: What kind of animal is it? Is it an amphibian

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01:56:31,840 --> 01:56:34,440
Speaker 8: or do you know, like a fish?

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01:56:34,840 --> 01:56:39,960
Speaker 23: It's either I'm pretty watching amphibian. Okay, I don't No,

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01:56:40,080 --> 01:56:41,160
Speaker 23: I don't think it's a reptile.

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01:56:41,480 --> 01:56:45,040
Speaker 18: No, it's a type of salamander. Ah, but only that

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01:56:45,120 --> 01:56:46,840
Speaker 18: they only stay in the water. They didn't live on

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Speaker 18: land at all.

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01:56:47,520 --> 01:56:49,720
Speaker 1: Okay, what did you find in the dish over there

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01:56:49,760 --> 01:56:51,440
Speaker 1: in the green room? We went in for goldfish, but

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01:56:51,480 --> 01:56:53,880
Speaker 1: they were all out. What what was there? Did you

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01:56:54,280 --> 01:56:54,760
Speaker 1: house those?

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01:56:55,200 --> 01:56:55,360
Speaker 11: Yes?

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01:56:55,600 --> 01:56:56,160
Speaker 12: Oh you did?

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01:56:56,320 --> 01:56:56,520
Speaker 3: Wow?

2383
01:56:56,840 --> 01:56:57,280
Speaker 1: What were they?

2384
01:56:57,680 --> 01:56:58,600
Speaker 23: Peanut butter cups?

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01:56:58,840 --> 01:56:59,920
Speaker 1: Were they good? Yes?

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01:57:00,240 --> 01:57:04,560
Speaker 8: They were delicious? Well, okay, all right, is that your

2387
01:57:04,560 --> 01:57:05,120
Speaker 8: favorite candy?

2388
01:57:07,160 --> 01:57:08,880
Speaker 18: My favorite candy is Twigs left.

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01:57:09,640 --> 01:57:10,800
Speaker 1: It's not the twigs right?

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01:57:11,360 --> 01:57:11,400
Speaker 20: No?

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01:57:13,400 --> 01:57:15,040
Speaker 1: No, are you left handed?

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01:57:16,200 --> 01:57:16,440
Speaker 3: Am I?

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01:57:17,200 --> 01:57:17,240
Speaker 12: No?

2394
01:57:17,400 --> 01:57:19,360
Speaker 1: You're right handed. You just like the left one better.

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01:57:19,920 --> 01:57:20,440
Speaker 18: She just picked.

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01:57:20,520 --> 01:57:21,880
Speaker 1: I can't get a right I can't get a left

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Speaker 1: handed kid to save my life. You're left handed? Yes,

2398
01:57:25,120 --> 01:57:28,000
Speaker 1: I got three right handed kids. Brew no fault of

2399
01:57:28,040 --> 01:57:30,680
Speaker 1: their own. But yeah, I know, yeah, twigs left.

2400
01:57:31,400 --> 01:57:33,200
Speaker 23: It's not my fault that I'm late.

2401
01:57:33,600 --> 01:57:34,240
Speaker 1: I know it's not.

2402
01:57:34,480 --> 01:57:38,680
Speaker 6: It's absolutely not. We still got a giant bowl of

2403
01:57:38,720 --> 01:57:39,680
Speaker 6: Halloween candy.

2404
01:57:39,480 --> 01:57:43,840
Speaker 1: Acrossa cocks too. It gets dipped into occasionally. Is it out?

2405
01:57:44,240 --> 01:57:47,480
Speaker 1: It's out? Well, it sounds like a credenza, you know.

2406
01:57:47,640 --> 01:57:51,160
Speaker 18: Not in a cabinet or literally still like a cat

2407
01:57:51,240 --> 01:57:53,360
Speaker 18: a plastic cat head bowl.

2408
01:57:54,720 --> 01:57:55,680
Speaker 1: It's delicious. Still.

2409
01:57:55,800 --> 01:57:57,320
Speaker 18: I tried to put a couple of pieces in our

2410
01:57:57,440 --> 01:57:59,440
Speaker 18: lunch because I don't know what else to do with it.

2411
01:57:59,640 --> 01:58:02,440
Speaker 23: Yeah, something, It's like after I just asked you if

2412
01:58:02,480 --> 01:58:04,200
Speaker 23: I can have a couple of pieces, why.

2413
01:58:04,160 --> 01:58:04,800
Speaker 1: You just eat it all?

2414
01:58:04,840 --> 01:58:07,840
Speaker 18: When they're not looking, Nora, tell them how much you

2415
01:58:08,000 --> 01:58:09,600
Speaker 18: got this year? Do you remember how much it weighed?

2416
01:58:10,880 --> 01:58:16,040
Speaker 1: Like four pounds, almost five five four point nine pounds.

2417
01:58:16,080 --> 01:58:18,360
Speaker 1: I thought it's almost funny you could do that in

2418
01:58:18,520 --> 01:58:21,920
Speaker 1: one week. We took the luggage scale and weighed your

2419
01:58:21,960 --> 01:58:23,680
Speaker 1: bag and it was four point nine pounds.

2420
01:58:24,720 --> 01:58:25,240
Speaker 18: That's true.

2421
01:58:27,560 --> 01:58:29,240
Speaker 23: Can you hear my knee speaking to you?

2422
01:58:30,600 --> 01:58:33,160
Speaker 1: Because your knee is next to the microphone, I'm pretty

2423
01:58:33,160 --> 01:58:34,360
Speaker 1: sure it's not going to say anything.

2424
01:58:35,400 --> 01:58:39,640
Speaker 6: She is the girl who says, right, it's not going

2425
01:58:39,720 --> 01:58:42,400
Speaker 6: to say anything. Have your knees ever spoken to you before?

2426
01:58:44,320 --> 01:58:47,040
Speaker 6: Be honest, have your knees ever said one single thing

2427
01:58:47,120 --> 01:58:47,680
Speaker 6: to you before?

2428
01:58:47,960 --> 01:58:48,280
Speaker 18: Maybe?

2429
01:58:48,600 --> 01:58:52,760
Speaker 1: Oh maybe maybe? And what are they saying? Are they

2430
01:58:52,760 --> 01:58:53,560
Speaker 1: at least nice to you?

2431
01:58:54,280 --> 01:58:54,480
Speaker 3: Huh?

2432
01:58:56,920 --> 01:58:59,680
Speaker 1: They're going to talk to you every morning? Quick click,

2433
01:59:00,120 --> 01:59:00,680
Speaker 1: come your knee?

2434
01:59:01,320 --> 01:59:02,800
Speaker 3: Yeah? What grade are you?

2435
01:59:02,880 --> 01:59:03,120
Speaker 25: And Nora?

2436
01:59:03,280 --> 01:59:05,840
Speaker 1: Are you in first grade or second grade? Second? Second?

2437
01:59:05,960 --> 01:59:08,240
Speaker 6: Man, that's fast, second grade. He's going to be eight

2438
01:59:08,320 --> 01:59:13,240
Speaker 6: in February. Right, you have a birthday and then mister

2439
01:59:13,360 --> 01:59:15,440
Speaker 6: Bill and Juno.

2440
01:59:15,280 --> 01:59:16,160
Speaker 1: Had the same birthday.

2441
01:59:17,040 --> 01:59:19,440
Speaker 17: Oh wow, yeah, and you'll probably get a cat for

2442
01:59:19,520 --> 01:59:21,120
Speaker 17: your birthday because that's what your dad said, he wants

2443
01:59:21,120 --> 01:59:22,240
Speaker 17: to get you for your birthday.

2444
01:59:22,440 --> 01:59:26,160
Speaker 6: I said, that's not even everyone knows. I would never

2445
01:59:26,320 --> 01:59:27,040
Speaker 6: ever say that.

2446
01:59:27,200 --> 01:59:30,520
Speaker 23: You know that because grandma's a lilllegic and then she

2447
01:59:30,520 --> 01:59:32,160
Speaker 23: would never be able to come to a little house.

2448
01:59:32,320 --> 01:59:33,520
Speaker 1: That's why you said you wanted to get it.

2449
01:59:34,320 --> 01:59:34,800
Speaker 18: It's real.

2450
01:59:37,960 --> 01:59:39,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no cats.

2451
01:59:39,840 --> 01:59:40,720
Speaker 23: Mom hates cats.

2452
01:59:40,800 --> 01:59:43,760
Speaker 1: Well, Mary is a big fan. Mary has a cat.

2453
01:59:43,840 --> 01:59:45,200
Speaker 18: I don't know how to take care of a cat.

2454
01:59:45,520 --> 01:59:47,760
Speaker 1: I have a cat. You don't have to take care

2455
01:59:47,800 --> 01:59:49,720
Speaker 1: of them house.

2456
01:59:49,800 --> 01:59:49,960
Speaker 10: Yeah.

2457
01:59:50,040 --> 01:59:52,360
Speaker 18: Here, here's the thing is she likes to watch funny

2458
01:59:52,440 --> 01:59:56,160
Speaker 18: animal videos and they're full of cats. Climbing curtains, setting

2459
01:59:56,200 --> 02:00:00,440
Speaker 18: things on fire, ripping stuff down. I don't Yeah, I

2460
02:00:00,440 --> 02:00:00,880
Speaker 18: don't need that.

2461
02:00:01,360 --> 02:00:01,640
Speaker 7: I don't.

2462
02:00:02,160 --> 02:00:04,320
Speaker 18: I mean, if they want to like snuggle and hang out,

2463
02:00:04,400 --> 02:00:06,440
Speaker 18: like I get it, yeah, but not if they want

2464
02:00:06,480 --> 02:00:08,880
Speaker 18: to like dominate my house.

2465
02:00:09,000 --> 02:00:09,880
Speaker 1: My cat's super chill.

2466
02:00:10,000 --> 02:00:12,520
Speaker 8: So she's honestly under the bed most of the time,

2467
02:00:12,640 --> 02:00:15,160
Speaker 8: and then she'll come out to like eat, use the bathroom,

2468
02:00:15,280 --> 02:00:17,720
Speaker 8: cuddle up with me. And then she's just like doesn't

2469
02:00:17,720 --> 02:00:21,120
Speaker 8: get into anything, doesn't knock stuff off the counters, does

2470
02:00:21,200 --> 02:00:22,120
Speaker 8: it clawp anything.

2471
02:00:22,240 --> 02:00:23,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's super chill.

2472
02:00:23,320 --> 02:00:25,160
Speaker 18: Does she like sit with you though, because if she's

2473
02:00:25,160 --> 02:00:26,720
Speaker 18: just under your bed, like what's the point.

2474
02:00:26,840 --> 02:00:27,560
Speaker 3: No, she'll sit away.

2475
02:00:27,560 --> 02:00:30,040
Speaker 1: It's like fifty to fifty. Oh, so she's like, oh, like.

2476
02:00:30,160 --> 02:00:31,680
Speaker 8: I don't know what she's doing when I'm not home,

2477
02:00:31,800 --> 02:00:34,840
Speaker 8: but like usually around she comes out later at night,

2478
02:00:34,880 --> 02:00:37,240
Speaker 8: like eight or nine, she'll come out and be ready

2479
02:00:37,280 --> 02:00:38,560
Speaker 8: to like hang out for the night.

2480
02:00:39,640 --> 02:00:47,600
Speaker 18: It is, Yeah, they don't all they're not all bad.

2481
02:00:47,880 --> 02:00:50,280
Speaker 18: Not all cats seem to watch a lot of videos

2482
02:00:50,320 --> 02:00:51,200
Speaker 18: of the bad ones.

2483
02:00:51,280 --> 02:00:53,280
Speaker 1: It is actually cats are the bad ones. I'll give

2484
02:00:53,280 --> 02:00:53,440
Speaker 1: you that.

2485
02:00:53,760 --> 02:00:56,040
Speaker 18: Yeah, do you know we're not going to get any

2486
02:00:57,440 --> 02:01:01,680
Speaker 18: other animals until well, you know, crosses the Rainbow Bridge.

2487
02:01:02,320 --> 02:01:04,160
Speaker 18: It was but another ten years.

2488
02:01:04,040 --> 02:01:08,920
Speaker 1: So ten years I mean ideally, yes, ten years.

2489
02:01:13,000 --> 02:01:15,200
Speaker 23: Yeah, you know it's almost thirteen, I know.

2490
02:01:15,680 --> 02:01:20,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well okay, yeah, yep.

2491
02:01:20,760 --> 02:01:20,880
Speaker 3: Ell.

2492
02:01:21,000 --> 02:01:23,760
Speaker 6: Everybody's accusing you of not being sentimental. But you almost

2493
02:01:23,880 --> 02:01:26,080
Speaker 6: killed that kid for breaking your seashell.

2494
02:01:26,800 --> 02:01:29,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, your seashell in the when my car I

2495
02:01:29,560 --> 02:01:34,160
Speaker 1: detailed my car, right, the one detail I almost killed him?

2496
02:01:34,280 --> 02:01:35,000
Speaker 10: I did, he did.

2497
02:01:35,160 --> 02:01:36,920
Speaker 6: I almost ran him over. He was in the middle

2498
02:01:36,920 --> 02:01:38,480
Speaker 6: of the street and I almost ran him over with

2499
02:01:38,600 --> 02:01:39,040
Speaker 6: my car.

2500
02:01:38,920 --> 02:01:41,080
Speaker 1: And then he got out and I'm just standing on

2501
02:01:41,200 --> 02:01:44,240
Speaker 1: his neck and then he put your teeth on the curve.

2502
02:01:44,360 --> 02:01:47,320
Speaker 1: That's right, I did American history times.

2503
02:01:48,440 --> 02:01:52,920
Speaker 23: Yes, that one time when you were giving me like

2504
02:01:53,120 --> 02:01:57,240
Speaker 23: a hamburger and you asked the guy for a point

2505
02:01:57,240 --> 02:02:01,320
Speaker 23: in hamburger and you almost had you. You almost had

2506
02:02:01,360 --> 02:02:04,280
Speaker 23: to fight him because he wouldn't give you a plain hamburger.

2507
02:02:04,400 --> 02:02:07,240
Speaker 1: I don't remember that at all. I had to fight

2508
02:02:07,520 --> 02:02:12,880
Speaker 1: where were We don't give you whatever you want?

2509
02:02:13,480 --> 02:02:13,680
Speaker 3: Huh.

2510
02:02:14,760 --> 02:02:17,560
Speaker 6: He wouldn't give me a plane hamburger. That's less work

2511
02:02:17,600 --> 02:02:21,360
Speaker 6: for them. You might have had a dream, are you dreaming?

2512
02:02:21,480 --> 02:02:25,360
Speaker 6: That I'm fighting people for hamburgers. That would be your

2513
02:02:25,440 --> 02:02:27,760
Speaker 6: knees are talking, I'm fighting in your dreams.

2514
02:02:29,800 --> 02:02:30,440
Speaker 1: What's going on?

2515
02:02:32,680 --> 02:02:32,880
Speaker 3: Yeah?

2516
02:02:35,680 --> 02:02:38,880
Speaker 6: Right, people are offering to be my honorary left handed child.

2517
02:02:38,960 --> 02:02:41,040
Speaker 6: By the way, these are all grown ass adults. It's

2518
02:02:41,120 --> 02:02:43,800
Speaker 6: not that important to me. It's just it's just like

2519
02:02:43,880 --> 02:02:48,880
Speaker 6: a little stupid factoid, you know. But you know, back

2520
02:02:48,920 --> 02:02:50,840
Speaker 6: in the day, if he went to Catholic school, they

2521
02:02:50,880 --> 02:02:53,160
Speaker 6: didn't want anybody riding with their left hand, so they'd

2522
02:02:53,200 --> 02:02:55,520
Speaker 6: smack your left hand, and you had a generation of

2523
02:02:55,640 --> 02:03:00,080
Speaker 6: kids that grew up with scribbly right hand penmanship.

2524
02:03:00,040 --> 02:03:02,840
Speaker 1: To tell what it said. Yeah, but it's not because

2525
02:03:02,840 --> 02:03:06,200
Speaker 1: your hand got smacked in handwriting.

2526
02:03:06,320 --> 02:03:09,680
Speaker 17: Yeah, I had to sign something today and I was

2527
02:03:09,760 --> 02:03:12,280
Speaker 17: like writing out with a pen and I'm like, I

2528
02:03:12,360 --> 02:03:15,120
Speaker 17: am so bad at writing now, I really can't do it.

2529
02:03:15,280 --> 02:03:17,720
Speaker 1: It's all it's I've found myself because I never write

2530
02:03:17,960 --> 02:03:20,640
Speaker 1: pen to paper journal all the time, so you write.

2531
02:03:20,880 --> 02:03:25,360
Speaker 1: But I have found myself on occasion forgetting how to

2532
02:03:25,480 --> 02:03:26,080
Speaker 1: form a letter.

2533
02:03:26,400 --> 02:03:27,880
Speaker 6: Like you'll be writing a word, you do like a

2534
02:03:27,960 --> 02:03:31,160
Speaker 6: certain flow when you write a word, and I'll stop,

2535
02:03:31,680 --> 02:03:32,680
Speaker 6: what letter because.

2536
02:03:35,000 --> 02:03:38,880
Speaker 1: Like a I don't know I don't know pick one.

2537
02:03:39,280 --> 02:03:40,880
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to write now, notn cursive.

2538
02:03:40,920 --> 02:03:43,000
Speaker 6: But you know, even if even if you're just writing

2539
02:03:43,240 --> 02:03:46,240
Speaker 6: normal penmanship not cursive, you just kind of get into

2540
02:03:46,280 --> 02:03:48,760
Speaker 6: a flow. And I have found myself because I just

2541
02:03:48,880 --> 02:03:51,800
Speaker 6: write less and less on things you're either typing or

2542
02:03:52,400 --> 02:03:54,920
Speaker 6: you know. I mean, there's like one place left where

2543
02:03:54,960 --> 02:03:55,960
Speaker 6: I still have to write a check.

2544
02:03:56,400 --> 02:04:00,240
Speaker 17: I was doing, like signing posters over the weekend when

2545
02:04:00,280 --> 02:04:03,040
Speaker 17: I was in Arlington, and I'm writing people's names, and

2546
02:04:03,600 --> 02:04:07,080
Speaker 17: my brain just is so bad sending signals from my

2547
02:04:07,280 --> 02:04:10,800
Speaker 17: brain to my hand because of my dyslexia that I'm

2548
02:04:10,920 --> 02:04:13,600
Speaker 17: just like having to scribble out names all the time

2549
02:04:13,720 --> 02:04:16,320
Speaker 17: because I start writing it and then I start writing

2550
02:04:16,360 --> 02:04:18,200
Speaker 17: the end of the name before the middle of the name,

2551
02:04:18,520 --> 02:04:19,280
Speaker 17: just because my brain.

2552
02:04:19,160 --> 02:04:22,160
Speaker 1: Works faster than my hand, and it's just a nightmare.

2553
02:04:23,400 --> 02:04:26,160
Speaker 1: The stamp just Bill Squire stamp.

2554
02:04:26,520 --> 02:04:26,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2555
02:04:27,040 --> 02:04:30,440
Speaker 8: Yes, I always had really nice handwriting, like big, bubbly,

2556
02:04:30,600 --> 02:04:31,560
Speaker 8: girly handwriting.

2557
02:04:31,600 --> 02:04:32,280
Speaker 1: I've always had that.

2558
02:04:32,400 --> 02:04:34,800
Speaker 6: Oh, I used to have amazing handwriting, but now it's

2559
02:04:34,880 --> 02:04:37,920
Speaker 6: chicken scratch it because I've what are you laughing about?

2560
02:04:38,120 --> 02:04:38,919
Speaker 1: How's your handwriting?

2561
02:04:40,120 --> 02:04:40,320
Speaker 4: Good?

2562
02:04:40,480 --> 02:04:40,920
Speaker 1: Pretty good?

2563
02:04:41,560 --> 02:04:46,320
Speaker 18: Was amazing yeah, handwriting when you try hard. Yeah, when

2564
02:04:46,360 --> 02:04:47,560
Speaker 18: you don't care, how good is it?

2565
02:04:53,080 --> 02:04:53,400
Speaker 10: All right?

2566
02:04:53,600 --> 02:04:55,120
Speaker 1: I want her to have good handwriting.

2567
02:04:55,120 --> 02:04:56,560
Speaker 18: I want her to have nice handwriting.

2568
02:04:56,560 --> 02:04:58,560
Speaker 1: Now, I like my ace collectively. I used to do

2569
02:04:58,640 --> 02:05:00,120
Speaker 1: an oh with the law in it and.

2570
02:05:00,160 --> 02:05:00,880
Speaker 18: Look like a cue.

2571
02:05:01,560 --> 02:05:02,120
Speaker 2: Now I do this.

2572
02:05:04,040 --> 02:05:06,160
Speaker 18: There you go like the little loop and the internet

2573
02:05:06,200 --> 02:05:07,840
Speaker 18: will crash and well I'll go back to paper.

2574
02:05:08,200 --> 02:05:12,000
Speaker 1: So the matters, how did you change your your a?

2575
02:05:12,240 --> 02:05:13,600
Speaker 1: How did you come around to doing that?

2576
02:05:14,760 --> 02:05:14,920
Speaker 2: Oh?

2577
02:05:15,000 --> 02:05:18,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, so not the school. They weren't like, hey, do

2578
02:05:18,080 --> 02:05:19,520
Speaker 1: it this way? You got home and mom said, hey,

2579
02:05:21,720 --> 02:05:23,960
Speaker 1: mom was picking up the slack. Yeah.

2580
02:05:24,120 --> 02:05:25,880
Speaker 17: Yeah, is there anybody you want to call out in

2581
02:05:25,920 --> 02:05:28,960
Speaker 17: the air from your school? Anybody you're beefing with?

2582
02:05:30,720 --> 02:05:35,800
Speaker 1: Anybody you're Yeah, do you want to mention? Wait you're

2583
02:05:35,840 --> 02:05:38,160
Speaker 1: not by wait?

2584
02:05:38,200 --> 02:05:38,360
Speaker 3: Who?

2585
02:05:41,520 --> 02:05:43,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what happened?

2586
02:05:44,240 --> 02:05:44,800
Speaker 3: No, I'm.

2587
02:05:46,400 --> 02:05:55,440
Speaker 23: If this person is watching Julia Pattison, awesome, Joey, I

2588
02:05:55,560 --> 02:05:56,840
Speaker 23: know you once watched this show.

2589
02:05:56,960 --> 02:06:01,720
Speaker 1: So just saying, if Joey is listening listening, yeah, no

2590
02:06:01,840 --> 02:06:02,760
Speaker 1: cameras me and.

2591
02:06:02,800 --> 02:06:05,960
Speaker 23: You don't know me, then I'm not really talking to.

2592
02:06:08,440 --> 02:06:09,160
Speaker 3: You don't know me.

2593
02:06:09,240 --> 02:06:13,280
Speaker 1: I'm not really talking to She's got bars eminem verse.

2594
02:06:13,800 --> 02:06:14,240
Speaker 22: What do you mean.

2595
02:06:18,480 --> 02:06:21,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, if you're talking to anybody named Joey but they

2596
02:06:21,680 --> 02:06:23,640
Speaker 6: don't know you, they're probably going to figure out that

2597
02:06:24,360 --> 02:06:28,640
Speaker 6: they're not who you're talking to, right, Yeah, yeah, No, what's.

2598
02:06:28,520 --> 02:06:32,800
Speaker 1: Your favorite Christmas movie? One?

2599
02:06:33,960 --> 02:06:34,160
Speaker 10: Yeah?

2600
02:06:34,280 --> 02:06:34,880
Speaker 7: That one?

2601
02:06:35,120 --> 02:06:36,760
Speaker 1: Did you watch the second one where he's in New York?

2602
02:06:38,200 --> 02:06:40,320
Speaker 1: You even watched that one. We've watched Home Alone too.

2603
02:06:40,360 --> 02:06:44,520
Speaker 1: I thought you should watch Home Alone to Lost in

2604
02:06:44,600 --> 02:06:47,080
Speaker 1: New York. I think you'd like that one too. I

2605
02:06:47,160 --> 02:06:49,520
Speaker 1: have a tea, especially since your friend Mary is moving

2606
02:06:49,600 --> 02:06:52,640
Speaker 1: to New York and moving to New York. Like, I

2607
02:06:52,760 --> 02:06:54,680
Speaker 1: have a T shirt that has the Wet bandits on it.

2608
02:06:55,520 --> 02:06:55,880
Speaker 18: Mm hmm.

2609
02:06:56,000 --> 02:06:58,280
Speaker 8: It says wanted and it looks like a poster. Scott

2610
02:06:58,320 --> 02:07:00,400
Speaker 8: says wanting. It's got both their pictures and this says

2611
02:07:00,400 --> 02:07:02,080
Speaker 8: the Wet band It's right on the bottom of it. Well,

2612
02:07:02,120 --> 02:07:03,840
Speaker 8: it's on my favorite Christmas shirts that I wear.

2613
02:07:04,600 --> 02:07:04,880
Speaker 25: Cool?

2614
02:07:05,320 --> 02:07:14,800
Speaker 1: Thanks, cool, cool, cool story, bro, Yeah da dad, I'm agree.

2615
02:07:15,480 --> 02:07:19,400
Speaker 1: I'm co signing. Oh yeah, yeah, good job. Hey, thanks

2616
02:07:20,120 --> 02:07:24,720
Speaker 1: my approval, your thumbs up and your approval. Yeah, stamp

2617
02:07:24,800 --> 02:07:25,360
Speaker 1: of approval.

2618
02:07:25,800 --> 02:07:27,720
Speaker 3: So there's no came wasn't giving his sobs up?

2619
02:07:27,800 --> 02:07:31,920
Speaker 8: Currently yes, right currently, all right, well thank you. You're

2620
02:07:32,000 --> 02:07:35,880
Speaker 8: like Elf, that's the bell yeah, uh huh. Elf is

2621
02:07:35,880 --> 02:07:38,040
Speaker 8: a really gooding of What about the Santa Claus? Have

2622
02:07:38,120 --> 02:07:40,200
Speaker 8: you seen the Santa Claus? Oh you haven't seen that one?

2623
02:07:40,240 --> 02:07:46,320
Speaker 1: Okay, yes you have where there's all there the guy

2624
02:07:46,520 --> 02:07:48,920
Speaker 1: is the dad and stand is on his roof. I

2625
02:07:48,960 --> 02:07:49,800
Speaker 1: think where the.

2626
02:07:49,800 --> 02:07:53,080
Speaker 8: Guys are Dad take over for Yeah, he has to

2627
02:07:53,120 --> 02:07:55,440
Speaker 8: become Santa Claus. And he has his little boy named Charlie.

2628
02:07:55,680 --> 02:08:00,800
Speaker 18: I remember, she still doesn't like remember half of her life.

2629
02:08:00,960 --> 02:08:02,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, that's true.

2630
02:08:02,960 --> 02:08:05,280
Speaker 18: Yeah, so we'll be like She's like, I've never fill

2631
02:08:05,320 --> 02:08:07,160
Speaker 18: in the blank. I'm like, yes, you have multiple times,

2632
02:08:07,200 --> 02:08:08,040
Speaker 18: but you don't remember.

2633
02:08:08,160 --> 02:08:11,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. My favorite Chris movie Christmas movie is Friday After Next.

2634
02:08:11,560 --> 02:08:14,960
Speaker 18: Into movies in general until I watched him.

2635
02:08:15,560 --> 02:08:19,040
Speaker 1: Yes, and Cody, your favorite movie is what Friday after Next?

2636
02:08:19,240 --> 02:08:23,080
Speaker 1: Friday after Next, that's your favorite Christmas I've never seen

2637
02:08:23,120 --> 02:08:24,840
Speaker 1: any of those Friday movies, so I didn't know what

2638
02:08:25,480 --> 02:08:30,440
Speaker 1: I just never I never got to them, Like he's sup,

2639
02:08:32,160 --> 02:08:36,560
Speaker 1: because I'm constantly surprising. I get like by Felicia, Like

2640
02:08:36,680 --> 02:08:38,320
Speaker 1: that's the only thing I know that people say but

2641
02:08:38,400 --> 02:08:40,200
Speaker 1: I don't know every day that wasn't.

2642
02:08:40,760 --> 02:08:42,480
Speaker 6: I haven't seen either of them, That's what I'm saying, Like,

2643
02:08:42,560 --> 02:08:44,800
Speaker 6: I don't know when people make references to those movies.

2644
02:08:45,200 --> 02:08:47,880
Speaker 8: Friday next Friday, and then Friday Friday after next.

2645
02:08:49,480 --> 02:08:52,480
Speaker 1: I'm Cody, I'm pound Cake. They don't have headphones. You

2646
02:08:52,880 --> 02:08:54,680
Speaker 1: never mind. I couldn't hear you.

2647
02:08:55,480 --> 02:08:59,680
Speaker 6: It's okay, he's down the hall. We don't let him

2648
02:08:59,720 --> 02:09:05,040
Speaker 6: come in, Uncle pound Cake. He's talking to callers and

2649
02:09:05,160 --> 02:09:08,000
Speaker 6: it's noisy, and he's noisy. It's a whole thing wow.

2650
02:09:08,400 --> 02:09:10,560
Speaker 6: And he hates ax Lottels. So I don't want him

2651
02:09:10,600 --> 02:09:12,640
Speaker 6: in here for that. Because what kind of I don't know.

2652
02:09:13,080 --> 02:09:15,560
Speaker 17: People want to hear you say, uh, what kind of

2653
02:09:16,120 --> 02:09:18,120
Speaker 17: thing was your dad yelling and fighting a guy about

2654
02:09:18,680 --> 02:09:19,360
Speaker 17: what sandwich?

2655
02:09:20,680 --> 02:09:22,560
Speaker 1: The food? The food that he was trying to get

2656
02:09:22,600 --> 02:09:31,880
Speaker 1: you a plane? Hamburger? Yeah right, well hamburger. That actually happened,

2657
02:09:31,880 --> 02:09:34,080
Speaker 1: And you don't remember. Well, I think I, as a

2658
02:09:34,160 --> 02:09:36,640
Speaker 1: grown man, would remember. I don't.

2659
02:09:36,760 --> 02:09:39,200
Speaker 6: I wouldn't try to fight somebody over hamburger. I'd say,

2660
02:09:40,320 --> 02:09:42,240
Speaker 6: to fight you, Oh, they were trying to fight me

2661
02:09:42,800 --> 02:09:43,560
Speaker 6: over a plane?

2662
02:09:43,640 --> 02:09:46,920
Speaker 1: Hamburger, You're gonna get pickles on this or whether or

2663
02:09:46,960 --> 02:09:51,839
Speaker 1: not I've already diced the onions. All right, leave me alone.

2664
02:09:52,080 --> 02:09:54,920
Speaker 1: This is for a child. I don't care. No. I

2665
02:09:55,040 --> 02:09:58,360
Speaker 1: think that maybe was a dream you were having, and

2666
02:09:58,480 --> 02:10:00,120
Speaker 1: you might well, yeah, the dreams all you.

2667
02:10:04,600 --> 02:10:04,760
Speaker 14: Might.

2668
02:10:05,240 --> 02:10:08,520
Speaker 6: You might want to you might want to up your

2669
02:10:08,640 --> 02:10:10,720
Speaker 6: dream game maybe you're having.

2670
02:10:12,640 --> 02:10:15,480
Speaker 1: Nor have you seen The Grinch with Jim Carrey.

2671
02:10:16,320 --> 02:10:21,880
Speaker 23: I've seen the animated one because the vacine plebly is creepy.

2672
02:10:22,280 --> 02:10:24,680
Speaker 17: It's a little bit, but it's really fun. I think

2673
02:10:24,760 --> 02:10:28,240
Speaker 17: you can probably handle it. Maybe next year. No, you

2674
02:10:28,320 --> 02:10:29,200
Speaker 17: think you're too scared.

2675
02:10:29,400 --> 02:10:30,960
Speaker 1: Yep, just the animated one.

2676
02:10:31,240 --> 02:10:35,360
Speaker 18: You've seen it? The newest one, like the newest iteration, know, the.

2677
02:10:35,480 --> 02:10:40,920
Speaker 1: One from like the Jim Carrey One's Who's cumber batches one?

2678
02:10:41,000 --> 02:10:47,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, the Jim Carrey in the full on huh, Benedict

2679
02:10:47,640 --> 02:10:52,400
Speaker 6: Cumber batches the actor? What is Bebber cumber badge?

2680
02:10:54,080 --> 02:10:54,760
Speaker 3: Of course.

2681
02:10:57,120 --> 02:11:04,240
Speaker 23: Be Batch then that no name, definitely normal name. Anyone's

2682
02:11:04,280 --> 02:11:07,880
Speaker 23: watching name bebel Cumbu Batch. That is a normal name.

2683
02:11:08,040 --> 02:11:09,600
Speaker 1: Don't listen to my dad.

2684
02:11:10,000 --> 02:11:13,000
Speaker 23: Right, yes, listen to him, but don't listen to what

2685
02:11:13,120 --> 02:11:13,480
Speaker 23: he says.

2686
02:11:13,600 --> 02:11:15,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to start any beef with the bebber

2687
02:11:15,600 --> 02:11:16,720
Speaker 1: cumber batches.

2688
02:11:16,360 --> 02:11:17,000
Speaker 10: Of the world.

2689
02:11:18,480 --> 02:11:22,600
Speaker 23: At surprisingly, Yeah, probably a lot, because how many people

2690
02:11:22,680 --> 02:11:23,400
Speaker 23: in the world.

2691
02:11:23,720 --> 02:11:25,880
Speaker 6: The eight billion We just hit the eight billion mark.

2692
02:11:26,280 --> 02:11:30,080
Speaker 6: How many out of eight billion people worldwide? What percentage

2693
02:11:30,080 --> 02:11:32,120
Speaker 6: do you think are beber cumber batches?

2694
02:11:32,400 --> 02:11:33,400
Speaker 1: How many people are named that?

2695
02:11:34,920 --> 02:11:35,120
Speaker 13: Five?

2696
02:11:35,520 --> 02:11:36,960
Speaker 6: Five and the whole five percent or five in the

2697
02:11:37,000 --> 02:11:46,560
Speaker 6: whole world. That's a lot of batches. Many people also

2698
02:11:46,680 --> 02:11:47,280
Speaker 6: named bort.

2699
02:11:50,440 --> 02:11:52,960
Speaker 1: Oh, there's atlast two people name uh huh.

2700
02:11:53,240 --> 02:11:54,960
Speaker 23: For my experience watching TV.

2701
02:11:55,440 --> 02:11:58,600
Speaker 1: You like the Simpsons, right, you want to see some Simpsons.

2702
02:11:59,480 --> 02:12:01,440
Speaker 3: I saw the Who.

2703
02:12:01,320 --> 02:12:04,800
Speaker 23: Stayed Bullet and then he's like, come on, Bullet, are

2704
02:12:04,840 --> 02:12:06,040
Speaker 23: you talking to me because my.

2705
02:12:06,120 --> 02:12:08,920
Speaker 1: Name is also Bullet. No, I'm talking to my son Bully.

2706
02:12:10,240 --> 02:12:12,080
Speaker 1: Come look at my shoes that I have. That there,

2707
02:12:12,520 --> 02:12:13,480
Speaker 1: mister Bills.

2708
02:12:15,440 --> 02:12:15,800
Speaker 2: Shoes.

2709
02:12:16,080 --> 02:12:17,640
Speaker 1: They look like the Simpsons living room.

2710
02:12:18,240 --> 02:12:18,920
Speaker 18: Those are cool.

2711
02:12:20,160 --> 02:12:23,560
Speaker 1: They got the painting on there on this tongue, on

2712
02:12:23,680 --> 02:12:25,560
Speaker 1: the tongue and then on the back. I don't have

2713
02:12:25,600 --> 02:12:27,480
Speaker 1: a picture, but they have the cat and the dog.

2714
02:12:28,000 --> 02:12:32,640
Speaker 1: Yeah you have Lisa Simpson pony shoes, right, yeah, yeah,

2715
02:12:33,800 --> 02:12:36,880
Speaker 1: polish shoes. All right, I have to take a break,

2716
02:12:38,840 --> 02:12:39,520
Speaker 1: don't I do.

2717
02:12:41,440 --> 02:12:46,920
Speaker 18: I will believe. So everyone who turned off, I'm sorry.

2718
02:12:47,000 --> 02:12:50,880
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Well, say goodbye to bember Cover, Beber cumber Batch.

2719
02:12:51,400 --> 02:12:54,720
Speaker 23: Goodbye all the Bebble Combo batches. If you know anyone

2720
02:12:54,800 --> 02:12:58,120
Speaker 23: in bebel Cumbo Batch, tell them and then ask them

2721
02:12:58,200 --> 02:13:01,240
Speaker 23: to tell anyone that they know names. Yeah, you see

2722
02:13:01,400 --> 02:13:03,480
Speaker 23: who in the world was named Bebble compa.

2723
02:13:03,440 --> 02:13:06,200
Speaker 1: Like a game of telephone. Okay, all right, here we go.

2724
02:13:06,560 --> 02:13:08,520
Speaker 1: All right, this is the.

2725
02:13:08,600 --> 02:13:12,839
Speaker 2: Allen Carr Show everywhere on our free iHeartRadio app.

2726
02:13:12,760 --> 02:13:15,280
Speaker 1: Or whatever smart device you have. Just tell it to

2727
02:13:15,360 --> 02:13:18,000
Speaker 1: blay the Allen Cox Show on iHeartRadio.

2728
02:13:19,080 --> 02:13:20,120
Speaker 3: Allen Carcio.

2729
02:13:20,600 --> 02:13:24,120
Speaker 1: He's fit and has bags of Kidsmen.

2730
02:13:26,520 --> 02:13:30,400
Speaker 5: On one hundred point seven, domma.

2731
02:13:29,640 --> 02:13:32,920
Speaker 6: Did you see the rapper who shot He went into

2732
02:13:32,960 --> 02:13:34,400
Speaker 6: his pocket and his gun was in there.

2733
02:13:34,440 --> 02:13:35,640
Speaker 1: Is doing a podcast. Did you see this?

2734
02:13:35,960 --> 02:13:39,080
Speaker 6: My buddy said it to me so good, Oh God,

2735
02:13:39,560 --> 02:13:42,120
Speaker 6: and nobody got hurt. It would have been way better

2736
02:13:42,200 --> 02:13:44,680
Speaker 6: if someone had been shot, by the way. Okay, he

2737
02:13:44,720 --> 02:13:47,680
Speaker 6: get hurt now, okay, just went off. So Mike d

2738
02:13:47,920 --> 02:13:51,080
Speaker 6: is a He's an og boy from Houston, old rapper

2739
02:13:52,080 --> 02:13:55,320
Speaker 6: who like everyone else on the planet, who draws Breath

2740
02:13:55,560 --> 02:13:59,680
Speaker 6: has a podcast and his fellow h Town rapper, Too

2741
02:13:59,760 --> 02:14:03,240
Speaker 6: Low no younger man was his guest, and they're sitting

2742
02:14:03,280 --> 02:14:08,200
Speaker 6: there talking one on one with Mike D. Mike he's

2743
02:14:08,240 --> 02:14:11,000
Speaker 6: a well known guy there in Houston in the rap community,

2744
02:14:11,200 --> 02:14:14,040
Speaker 6: and Toulo. They're just in there chatting and Too Low

2745
02:14:14,240 --> 02:14:18,120
Speaker 6: he's got a gun in his pocket like you do,

2746
02:14:19,480 --> 02:14:22,080
Speaker 6: and uh, he just reaches into his pocket like he's,

2747
02:14:22,800 --> 02:14:25,320
Speaker 6: you know, trying to separate his nutsack from the inside

2748
02:14:25,320 --> 02:14:27,840
Speaker 6: of his thigh, and the.

2749
02:14:27,920 --> 02:14:28,760
Speaker 1: Gun goes off.

2750
02:14:29,880 --> 02:14:33,760
Speaker 6: You can see the muzzleflash through his pants and everyone's surprised,

2751
02:14:33,800 --> 02:14:34,480
Speaker 6: but no one's hurt.

2752
02:14:36,560 --> 02:14:46,560
Speaker 1: And choices we got in life, those were your choices. Somebody.

2753
02:14:49,040 --> 02:14:56,120
Speaker 1: Oh hey, Brody, there's like a chihuahua walking around. You know,

2754
02:14:58,200 --> 02:15:01,760
Speaker 1: I just love what. I love this dumbfounded look on

2755
02:15:01,840 --> 02:15:04,840
Speaker 1: his face. You have a gun in your pocket, and

2756
02:15:05,360 --> 02:15:08,040
Speaker 1: you know I love that. Mike D is so relaxed.

2757
02:15:08,120 --> 02:15:10,320
Speaker 1: He's like, who shot who? Yes, that's what I'm saying,

2758
02:15:10,400 --> 02:15:13,960
Speaker 1: Tony shot. This guy is a true og. He doesn't

2759
02:15:14,040 --> 02:15:16,000
Speaker 1: hit the deck when a gun goes off. No, He's

2760
02:15:16,080 --> 02:15:18,360
Speaker 1: just like, Okay, this is Houston. Who shot who? Yeah,

2761
02:15:18,480 --> 02:15:21,880
Speaker 1: somebody gets shut yep, like that old arethas On. It's

2762
02:15:21,960 --> 02:15:32,000
Speaker 1: the best head what I want with my da shot me?

2763
02:15:32,920 --> 02:15:35,280
Speaker 1: He just goes back into promo in the show.

2764
02:15:35,560 --> 02:15:37,600
Speaker 6: Hey, because in his brain he goes, oh, I just

2765
02:15:37,680 --> 02:15:40,120
Speaker 6: got my clip. I got my viral clip for this

2766
02:15:40,320 --> 02:15:43,000
Speaker 6: podcast that probably nobody outside of Houston knows.

2767
02:15:43,960 --> 02:15:46,400
Speaker 1: And now everybody is looking at this today. Oh, now,

2768
02:15:46,600 --> 02:15:48,040
Speaker 1: do you wonder if it's fake? Maybe?

2769
02:15:48,560 --> 02:15:51,240
Speaker 6: Oh, I don't think so. Everybody looks surprised in this.

2770
02:15:51,600 --> 02:15:54,120
Speaker 6: Is it a two shot? They're sitting there talking somewhere.

2771
02:15:54,560 --> 02:15:58,120
Speaker 6: Dude reaches into his pocket because it's a miracle nobody

2772
02:15:58,240 --> 02:16:03,280
Speaker 6: did get shot, right, I mean his his leg. You're

2773
02:16:03,320 --> 02:16:05,840
Speaker 6: just sitting in a chair, so you reach into your pocket.

2774
02:16:06,080 --> 02:16:09,520
Speaker 6: If he hadn't dropped his leg so that the round

2775
02:16:09,560 --> 02:16:12,440
Speaker 6: went into the floor, it would have gone like parallel

2776
02:16:12,480 --> 02:16:12,960
Speaker 6: to the floor.

2777
02:16:13,080 --> 02:16:17,120
Speaker 1: And I don't know, hit somebody in choices we got

2778
02:16:17,200 --> 02:16:29,720
Speaker 1: in life, those were your choices. Yeah, he's so nonchalant

2779
02:16:29,760 --> 02:16:32,080
Speaker 1: about it. Mike d boy, how many gunshots you've had

2780
02:16:32,120 --> 02:16:35,840
Speaker 1: to have heard to have that be your reaction? You

2781
02:16:35,920 --> 02:16:40,160
Speaker 1: know what, though living here has made me soft, But

2782
02:16:43,480 --> 02:16:46,520
Speaker 1: if you live people on the East Side probably will

2783
02:16:46,560 --> 02:16:49,040
Speaker 1: know this. People who live in the city of Cleveland.

2784
02:16:49,760 --> 02:16:52,960
Speaker 1: You know, you do get used to hearing gunfire, and

2785
02:16:53,080 --> 02:16:53,720
Speaker 1: it never.

2786
02:16:55,440 --> 02:16:57,840
Speaker 6: It gets to be like a car alarm after a while.

2787
02:16:57,920 --> 02:17:00,280
Speaker 6: I mean, unless it's right outside your window. You know,

2788
02:17:00,320 --> 02:17:03,360
Speaker 6: if there's people getting rounds through their living room wall

2789
02:17:03,520 --> 02:17:05,720
Speaker 6: or whatever, that's a whole other thing. Listening in an

2790
02:17:05,720 --> 02:17:08,440
Speaker 6: apartment complex, they'll still wake up in the middle of

2791
02:17:08,520 --> 02:17:11,120
Speaker 6: the night. But you know, for people who live in

2792
02:17:11,640 --> 02:17:17,240
Speaker 6: neighborhoods that are used to that, it's it's just like

2793
02:17:17,400 --> 02:17:18,400
Speaker 6: caps going off.

2794
02:17:19,440 --> 02:17:21,680
Speaker 1: But in the room, this guy, that's what I'm saying,

2795
02:17:21,680 --> 02:17:25,280
Speaker 1: he just likes, Hey, who got shot? Somebody gets shot? Yeah,

2796
02:17:25,920 --> 02:17:26,560
Speaker 1: who got shot?

2797
02:17:27,280 --> 02:17:28,960
Speaker 6: So I don't know how many people are listening to

2798
02:17:29,040 --> 02:17:31,240
Speaker 6: one on one with Mike d there in Houston, but

2799
02:17:31,720 --> 02:17:34,480
Speaker 6: a lot more people paying attention to it now, so

2800
02:17:34,560 --> 02:17:37,200
Speaker 6: at least they'll get a spike, right, people go, oh,

2801
02:17:37,320 --> 02:17:42,039
Speaker 6: nobody got shot this week, and maybe this is probably.

2802
02:17:41,800 --> 02:17:44,200
Speaker 1: Going to be good for too Low's streams. Two Low

2803
02:17:44,320 --> 02:17:46,000
Speaker 1: is the rapper there who reached into his pocket.

2804
02:17:48,560 --> 02:17:54,800
Speaker 6: And you know, so a little listen, who among us

2805
02:17:55,879 --> 02:17:59,160
Speaker 6: has not who among us has not been the victim

2806
02:17:59,200 --> 02:18:01,400
Speaker 6: of a little accident discharge.

2807
02:18:02,600 --> 02:18:03,119
Speaker 1: By this guy?

2808
02:18:03,200 --> 02:18:08,440
Speaker 6: Another responsible gun owner. But yeah, nobody got hurt again.

2809
02:18:08,520 --> 02:18:11,000
Speaker 6: He would have been a way better story if somebody

2810
02:18:11,040 --> 02:18:15,080
Speaker 6: had gotten shot fatally, But that would have been the

2811
02:18:15,280 --> 02:18:15,960
Speaker 6: icing on the cake.

2812
02:18:16,720 --> 02:18:21,760
Speaker 1: Grazed. You know, Mike d got shot or to hit himself. Well,

2813
02:18:21,800 --> 02:18:22,320
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying.

2814
02:18:22,440 --> 02:18:24,440
Speaker 6: Usually you got a gun in your pocket, it goes off,

2815
02:18:24,480 --> 02:18:25,560
Speaker 6: you shoot yourself.

2816
02:18:25,720 --> 02:18:29,480
Speaker 1: Right, he didn't even do that. Blows the tail off

2817
02:18:29,480 --> 02:18:30,000
Speaker 1: the chihuahua.

2818
02:18:30,160 --> 02:18:33,640
Speaker 6: That's why he's I think he's legit amazed that he's okay,

2819
02:18:34,440 --> 02:18:35,840
Speaker 6: everybody's in one piece.

2820
02:18:36,240 --> 02:18:38,920
Speaker 5: Well, look on his face for sure, said he was surprised. Yeah,

2821
02:18:41,800 --> 02:18:47,160
Speaker 5: and on the only Jimmy I need is buffet dismissed,

2822
02:18:49,120 --> 02:18:52,360
Speaker 5: take away his text card. Yeah, listen, do what a

2823
02:18:52,440 --> 02:18:56,520
Speaker 5: lot of people do. Hide that gun in your butt.

2824
02:18:57,680 --> 02:18:59,360
Speaker 5: It looked a little bigger than that, But you know,

2825
02:18:59,520 --> 02:19:03,120
Speaker 5: I I was like the a lot of people. There's

2826
02:19:03,160 --> 02:19:06,080
Speaker 5: certain things that people enjoy at the beginning of the year.

2827
02:19:06,560 --> 02:19:09,880
Speaker 5: What I always wait for is the annual report from

2828
02:19:09,920 --> 02:19:12,640
Speaker 5: the previous year that comes out in January from the

2829
02:19:12,760 --> 02:19:16,640
Speaker 5: US Consumer Product Safety Commission about the things that were

2830
02:19:16,760 --> 02:19:21,320
Speaker 5: retrieved from people's rectums the year prior. There is a

2831
02:19:21,480 --> 02:19:27,960
Speaker 5: database that the CPSC keeps of emergency room visits, and

2832
02:19:28,080 --> 02:19:31,920
Speaker 5: you go, well, Alan, we've all been privy to things

2833
02:19:32,000 --> 02:19:34,680
Speaker 5: in people's rectums for a long long time.

2834
02:19:35,080 --> 02:19:38,440
Speaker 1: I will see your nether regions and I will raise you.

2835
02:19:40,280 --> 02:19:44,320
Speaker 6: They also keep database of things stuck in people's penises

2836
02:19:45,000 --> 02:19:52,040
Speaker 6: and vaginas. So if you're so cool that the rectum

2837
02:19:52,080 --> 02:19:55,600
Speaker 6: stuff doesn't do it for you anymore, how do you

2838
02:19:55,640 --> 02:20:00,240
Speaker 6: feel about things getting stuck all over the place. Yes,

2839
02:20:00,360 --> 02:20:03,280
Speaker 6: while everybody else is like New Year, knew me, can't

2840
02:20:03,320 --> 02:20:05,560
Speaker 6: wait to do this and this and this, you boy

2841
02:20:05,560 --> 02:20:08,280
Speaker 6: ac over here is waiting for that Consumer Product Safety

2842
02:20:08,280 --> 02:20:12,279
Speaker 6: Commission database report of things that got stuck in people's butts,

2843
02:20:13,080 --> 02:20:17,520
Speaker 6: because that's all I'm concerned with. Butts in penises and vaginas.

2844
02:20:19,680 --> 02:20:21,000
Speaker 1: A memoir by Alan Coms.

2845
02:20:21,040 --> 02:20:25,120
Speaker 6: Well, listen, they have the This isn't something that they

2846
02:20:25,200 --> 02:20:28,800
Speaker 6: release as a public service. I guess it's just more

2847
02:20:28,840 --> 02:20:31,160
Speaker 6: of kind of a salacious report that comes out. And

2848
02:20:31,560 --> 02:20:34,520
Speaker 6: there are people who compile these things, obviously, emergency room

2849
02:20:35,800 --> 02:20:40,520
Speaker 6: technicians and things. So I've got a list for each.

2850
02:20:40,760 --> 02:20:43,560
Speaker 6: You tell me where you want to start. I mean,

2851
02:20:43,680 --> 02:20:45,040
Speaker 6: rectum is an oldie, but goodie.

2852
02:20:45,120 --> 02:20:47,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're used to that. Let's start there. We'll start

2853
02:20:47,400 --> 02:20:48,080
Speaker 1: with rectum.

2854
02:20:50,600 --> 02:20:54,880
Speaker 6: Patient states again, these are just transcribed from the medical reports.

2855
02:20:55,680 --> 02:20:58,279
Speaker 6: Patient states that he and his wife quote got carried

2856
02:20:58,360 --> 02:21:02,400
Speaker 6: away and a portion of a plastic screwdriver handle is

2857
02:21:02,520 --> 02:21:03,320
Speaker 6: in his rectum.

2858
02:21:04,600 --> 02:21:10,160
Speaker 1: Okay, a portion. Where's the rest of it sticking out?

2859
02:21:10,959 --> 02:21:11,280
Speaker 18: I don't know.

2860
02:21:13,240 --> 02:21:18,160
Speaker 6: You thought I kia was complicated before? Wow, where's my

2861
02:21:18,240 --> 02:21:18,920
Speaker 6: alan ranch?

2862
02:21:19,240 --> 02:21:19,440
Speaker 3: Yeah?

2863
02:21:20,000 --> 02:21:23,200
Speaker 6: But was it a flathead or a phillips? They're really

2864
02:21:23,320 --> 02:21:29,000
Speaker 6: leaving out pertinent information. A xylophone mallet doesn't say which end.

2865
02:21:29,600 --> 02:21:32,800
Speaker 6: I would probably know which end. A twelve inch ratchet

2866
02:21:32,920 --> 02:21:37,720
Speaker 6: extender patient quote doesn't know why it's in there. Yeah,

2867
02:21:38,760 --> 02:21:44,040
Speaker 6: that's ratchet, all right. Cylindrical wooden block you want to

2868
02:21:44,040 --> 02:21:48,480
Speaker 6: impress me? Go for the square cooking spray. I assume

2869
02:21:48,520 --> 02:21:49,160
Speaker 6: they mean the can.

2870
02:21:49,520 --> 02:21:52,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Patient quote.

2871
02:21:53,080 --> 02:21:56,640
Speaker 6: Patient states that she believes she has a vibrator in

2872
02:21:56,840 --> 02:21:59,080
Speaker 6: either her rectum or vagina.

2873
02:22:00,080 --> 02:22:04,040
Speaker 1: She wasn't sure which, right. I assume that would feel different. No,

2874
02:22:04,280 --> 02:22:07,160
Speaker 1: why does it have to be either? Let's do both.

2875
02:22:09,040 --> 02:22:14,199
Speaker 6: Come on, ladies, and then your shampoo bottle, lotion bottle,

2876
02:22:14,280 --> 02:22:17,280
Speaker 6: can of deodorant, plastic bottle with the bottom cut off.

2877
02:22:19,160 --> 02:22:21,040
Speaker 5: You also think that cooking spray would just kind of

2878
02:22:21,040 --> 02:22:22,760
Speaker 5: come out easily. It's like a glide.

2879
02:22:23,040 --> 02:22:25,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, you'd certainly think so just went in sprayed at

2880
02:22:25,680 --> 02:22:29,280
Speaker 6: once a Yeah, what is that PAM coconut oil?

2881
02:22:31,879 --> 02:22:34,640
Speaker 1: Ankle. These are quotes from these medical reports.

2882
02:22:34,800 --> 02:22:39,160
Speaker 6: Ankle, abdominal and neck pain after jumping off a second

2883
02:22:39,200 --> 02:22:39,960
Speaker 6: floor balcony.

2884
02:22:40,320 --> 02:22:43,200
Speaker 1: Foreign body in a rectum. Didn't say what it was,

2885
02:22:43,280 --> 02:22:45,160
Speaker 1: like a bag yet, I.

2886
02:22:45,200 --> 02:22:51,640
Speaker 6: Didn't say what it was broomstick eighteen inch dildo dildo

2887
02:22:51,920 --> 02:22:53,320
Speaker 6: from four days ago.

2888
02:22:54,440 --> 02:22:56,880
Speaker 5: Oh boy, it's a long time that thing in. Yeah,

2889
02:22:57,200 --> 02:22:59,720
Speaker 5: you know that guy was just like, come on, son

2890
02:22:59,760 --> 02:23:01,120
Speaker 5: of a, it's just come out. I don't want to

2891
02:23:01,160 --> 02:23:04,959
Speaker 5: go to the doctor. Four days before he finally went yeah, there's.

2892
02:23:04,840 --> 02:23:06,840
Speaker 6: Probably a lot of please please please please please please

2893
02:23:06,840 --> 02:23:07,600
Speaker 6: please please please.

2894
02:23:08,280 --> 02:23:11,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then, of course a variety of batteries.

2895
02:23:12,800 --> 02:23:17,240
Speaker 6: Shoved a bag containing twenty hydroxyzine pills into his rectum

2896
02:23:17,320 --> 02:23:24,400
Speaker 6: for quote Street Cred patient quote tried to remove poop

2897
02:23:24,840 --> 02:23:28,240
Speaker 6: with a pen a few days ago, lost pen in rectum,

2898
02:23:30,200 --> 02:23:36,959
Speaker 6: swallowed it. Tried to remove poop to fix your diet.

2899
02:23:37,520 --> 02:23:42,800
Speaker 6: It's not supposed to be like concrete scrub brush has

2900
02:23:42,879 --> 02:23:46,080
Speaker 6: a plastic baby bottle up there, states she and her

2901
02:23:46,120 --> 02:23:51,360
Speaker 6: male partner quote getting kinky wire hangar about that from

2902
02:23:51,400 --> 02:23:56,640
Speaker 6: the Joan Crawford collection. Patient states he tripped in the

2903
02:23:56,760 --> 02:24:00,840
Speaker 6: shower and fell backwards and say it with me, landed

2904
02:24:00,959 --> 02:24:08,520
Speaker 6: on a shampoo bottle. Million one shot, doc. Seely Jerry

2905
02:24:08,680 --> 02:24:12,920
Speaker 6: is up there. Patient states, slipped and fell in the bathtub,

2906
02:24:13,080 --> 02:24:16,400
Speaker 6: landing on a shark toy. Boy, there's so many slips

2907
02:24:16,440 --> 02:24:19,760
Speaker 6: and falls in the I've never once slipped in the

2908
02:24:19,879 --> 02:24:24,199
Speaker 6: shower and fallen onto something because you'd have to slip

2909
02:24:24,280 --> 02:24:26,720
Speaker 6: in the shower and fall with your legs in front

2910
02:24:26,760 --> 02:24:29,199
Speaker 6: of you in the street, bands straight down.

2911
02:24:31,760 --> 02:24:34,280
Speaker 1: Have you had your fill of rerect them? I can

2912
02:24:34,360 --> 02:24:35,920
Speaker 1: move on to penis or vagina.

2913
02:24:37,040 --> 02:24:38,840
Speaker 5: You gotta save the penis for last, I think, because

2914
02:24:38,840 --> 02:24:40,560
Speaker 5: hopefully you'll run out of time and not talk about that.

2915
02:24:40,640 --> 02:24:40,920
Speaker 1: Okay.

2916
02:24:41,640 --> 02:24:45,520
Speaker 6: Patient reports, I just gotten married presence with a sex

2917
02:24:45,600 --> 02:24:50,959
Speaker 6: toy stuck in rectum. Darts plastic lemon still erect them. Yeah,

2918
02:24:51,160 --> 02:24:52,600
Speaker 6: motorized tire pump.

2919
02:24:54,240 --> 02:24:57,960
Speaker 1: How m M A motorized you know what that? And

2920
02:24:58,040 --> 02:25:01,240
Speaker 1: that's like those air compressors and was inflated for a

2921
02:25:01,320 --> 02:25:04,120
Speaker 1: duration of approximately five minutes. That can kill you. By

2922
02:25:04,160 --> 02:25:08,560
Speaker 1: the way. Oh yeah yeah, broken light bulb.

2923
02:25:09,240 --> 02:25:12,879
Speaker 6: I bet a one broken when it went in, took

2924
02:25:13,000 --> 02:25:15,560
Speaker 6: vibrator out, noticed battery had fallen out.

2925
02:25:16,040 --> 02:25:17,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why you put the front in, not the

2926
02:25:17,879 --> 02:25:24,160
Speaker 1: back end. I mean, who are all you rookies doing this?

2927
02:25:24,280 --> 02:25:25,320
Speaker 1: Stuffing it wrong?

2928
02:25:25,959 --> 02:25:27,760
Speaker 6: If you like the ass play, I mean, there's better

2929
02:25:27,840 --> 02:25:33,080
Speaker 6: ways to uh vagina, plastic triceratops, bobby pin, shot glass.

2930
02:25:34,440 --> 02:25:39,240
Speaker 6: Patient reports partner was wearing an enhancement apparatus that became

2931
02:25:39,280 --> 02:25:43,360
Speaker 6: stuck following intercourse. Maybe one of them vibrate and sea

2932
02:25:43,440 --> 02:25:49,360
Speaker 6: rings or something. Spork whoa, how about that, ladies?

2933
02:25:49,360 --> 02:25:50,760
Speaker 1: If you can get a spork up there?

2934
02:25:51,200 --> 02:25:52,960
Speaker 5: You know they were fishing for something too, like that

2935
02:25:53,160 --> 02:25:54,760
Speaker 5: wasn't like they didn't just say, hey, let's put this

2936
02:25:54,879 --> 02:25:56,480
Speaker 5: in there. They were like, let's use this to get

2937
02:25:56,560 --> 02:25:58,960
Speaker 5: something out of there. Yeah, it's like a rubber like

2938
02:25:59,120 --> 02:26:01,280
Speaker 5: something had to have. That was a retrieval tool.

2939
02:26:01,560 --> 02:26:03,920
Speaker 6: That's what happens when you get horny after you've housed

2940
02:26:03,959 --> 02:26:05,760
Speaker 6: the whole thing is KFC coalslaw.

2941
02:26:06,480 --> 02:26:10,200
Speaker 1: What do you got near us? Honey? That'll work? I

2942
02:26:10,320 --> 02:26:16,800
Speaker 1: just finished the mashed potatoes. Maybe desperate to start digging

2943
02:26:16,840 --> 02:26:17,800
Speaker 1: with a sport boy.

2944
02:26:18,280 --> 02:26:23,720
Speaker 6: Curling iron, dry erase marker, bag of soil. What well,

2945
02:26:23,920 --> 02:26:26,119
Speaker 6: if you've got a green thumb, you've got a green

2946
02:26:26,200 --> 02:26:32,400
Speaker 6: thumb bag of soil. Was rough housing with her patient

2947
02:26:32,520 --> 02:26:35,240
Speaker 6: was rough housing with her husband, who lifted her up

2948
02:26:35,360 --> 02:26:39,160
Speaker 6: and accidentally dropped her on a hot dog cooker.

2949
02:26:40,280 --> 02:26:44,320
Speaker 1: Damn, that's what I call it, Like the spinny.

2950
02:26:45,120 --> 02:26:45,520
Speaker 3: I don't know.

2951
02:26:45,800 --> 02:26:48,560
Speaker 6: As he was bleeding, I gotta look up hot dog

2952
02:26:48,720 --> 02:26:57,160
Speaker 6: candle Key's finger puppet, microchip pencil comma sideways. Wow, Oh

2953
02:26:57,320 --> 02:26:59,720
Speaker 6: my god, that's a lady who's had a lot of kids.

2954
02:27:00,760 --> 02:27:02,080
Speaker 6: You put a pencil in sideways.

2955
02:27:02,160 --> 02:27:04,200
Speaker 1: Maybe it's like a golf pencil though, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

2956
02:27:04,240 --> 02:27:09,400
Speaker 1: you got a tykonder Rogan number two. The og leads unsharpened.

2957
02:27:11,120 --> 02:27:13,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god. All right, so I'll finish with penis.

2958
02:27:13,840 --> 02:27:16,720
Speaker 6: I mean again, this is just this is transcription from

2959
02:27:16,760 --> 02:27:20,200
Speaker 6: the database the US Consumer Product Safety Commission. I wait

2960
02:27:20,280 --> 02:27:23,080
Speaker 6: all year for this, right, this is my late Christmas

2961
02:27:23,160 --> 02:27:27,040
Speaker 6: present because they dropped this January one every year for

2962
02:27:27,280 --> 02:27:31,320
Speaker 6: the data from twenty twenty four, the year prior.

2963
02:27:31,760 --> 02:27:35,080
Speaker 1: I slipped and fell on a pencil with my penis.

2964
02:27:35,520 --> 02:27:40,640
Speaker 6: I was playing golf. And some of these obviously it

2965
02:27:40,920 --> 02:27:44,560
Speaker 6: just they just record the item. Some of them they

2966
02:27:44,720 --> 02:27:49,280
Speaker 6: record more detail. Took a piece of plastic sorry, took

2967
02:27:49,320 --> 02:27:53,520
Speaker 6: a piece of plastic coated paper from a milk container, Okay,

2968
02:27:54,360 --> 02:27:58,160
Speaker 6: rolled it tightly, wrapped it with tape to the size

2969
02:27:58,440 --> 02:28:02,800
Speaker 6: of quote greater than a and inserted it as far

2970
02:28:02,959 --> 02:28:08,280
Speaker 6: as he could into his penis several hours ago, as

2971
02:28:08,440 --> 02:28:12,800
Speaker 6: far as he could. Why why as far as he could?

2972
02:28:13,160 --> 02:28:20,480
Speaker 6: Oh my god, air pod left or right?

2973
02:28:22,200 --> 02:28:23,120
Speaker 1: I love this song.

2974
02:28:26,280 --> 02:28:30,920
Speaker 6: Coffee stirr. None of these are gonna make you feel great. Guys,

2975
02:28:31,200 --> 02:28:34,560
Speaker 6: by the way, none of these are tapered. None of

2976
02:28:34,600 --> 02:28:37,680
Speaker 6: them are, you know, nothing as bad as that freaking

2977
02:28:37,760 --> 02:28:43,640
Speaker 6: cram so far. But I do still love these adventurers,

2978
02:28:44,120 --> 02:28:46,280
Speaker 6: these people who are like I want to see what

2979
02:28:46,440 --> 02:28:50,440
Speaker 6: the human body can withstand at great peril to myself.

2980
02:28:50,879 --> 02:28:54,520
Speaker 6: I have been so numbed by modern life, I have

2981
02:28:54,640 --> 02:28:58,240
Speaker 6: been so irretrievably hurt and broken by my fellow man

2982
02:28:58,560 --> 02:29:01,600
Speaker 6: that this is all I can do to feel something,

2983
02:29:03,200 --> 02:29:05,760
Speaker 6: is to put the handle of a plastic spoon into

2984
02:29:05,840 --> 02:29:12,000
Speaker 6: my ure throat. Oh my good lord, man ring from

2985
02:29:12,240 --> 02:29:21,160
Speaker 6: power aid bottle, Oh Domino again charging cable.

2986
02:29:22,840 --> 02:29:24,720
Speaker 1: Thermometer. About that.

2987
02:29:25,400 --> 02:29:27,120
Speaker 6: I want to see how hot a gun in there? Uh,

2988
02:29:28,680 --> 02:29:31,040
Speaker 6: when I'm with my lady, it feels like it's you know,

2989
02:29:31,200 --> 02:29:31,760
Speaker 6: two twelve.

2990
02:29:33,000 --> 02:29:33,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2991
02:29:33,400 --> 02:29:37,520
Speaker 6: So, I mean again, the og on these lists is

2992
02:29:37,560 --> 02:29:40,720
Speaker 6: recked them. I mean, you know you're not gonna do

2993
02:29:41,000 --> 02:29:42,440
Speaker 6: nobody's gonna top rect them.

2994
02:29:42,680 --> 02:29:45,199
Speaker 5: I thought you were gonna go with like penal injuries,

2995
02:29:45,320 --> 02:29:48,320
Speaker 5: like you know, something happened where you by accident, somebody

2996
02:29:48,800 --> 02:29:51,360
Speaker 5: was on a job site and a nail got shot

2997
02:29:51,440 --> 02:29:52,040
Speaker 5: through their Wiener.

2998
02:29:52,240 --> 02:29:54,840
Speaker 6: No, nothing like Guinness Book or World Records or anything

2999
02:29:54,879 --> 02:29:58,840
Speaker 6: like that. It's all garden variety on your own insertions.

3000
02:29:59,040 --> 02:30:03,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, impeatable. You got that right. Well, the Wiener stuff

3001
02:30:03,080 --> 02:30:06,000
Speaker 1: was bad, dude. That clean stuff's bad because rectum and

3002
02:30:06,120 --> 02:30:10,840
Speaker 1: vagina are obviously known to be able to accommodate penis,

3003
02:30:10,959 --> 02:30:12,160
Speaker 1: even if you don't have one.

3004
02:30:12,320 --> 02:30:16,080
Speaker 6: I mean, you ladies, or you people in transition. You

3005
02:30:16,160 --> 02:30:20,720
Speaker 6: know you're aware that is a very very minuscule aperture.

3006
02:30:21,480 --> 02:30:27,840
Speaker 6: There's no way around that. Perfume bottle okay, in the

3007
02:30:28,320 --> 02:30:33,240
Speaker 6: oh yeah, in the Winner, Yeah, rolled up magazine page. Now,

3008
02:30:33,280 --> 02:30:35,520
Speaker 6: I think the only saving grace here is boy magazines

3009
02:30:35,600 --> 02:30:37,720
Speaker 6: just turnt as thick as they used to be. You know,

3010
02:30:37,840 --> 02:30:40,840
Speaker 6: with the death of print advertising, there's probably never been

3011
02:30:40,920 --> 02:30:44,400
Speaker 6: a better time to put magazine pages in your wiener.

3012
02:30:44,480 --> 02:30:50,000
Speaker 1: It was the awkwardio sample. Yeah, smell down.

3013
02:30:49,879 --> 02:30:53,120
Speaker 6: The paper clip wax straw. See this is where the

3014
02:30:53,200 --> 02:30:55,560
Speaker 6: transition to paper straws really come in handy.

3015
02:30:56,959 --> 02:30:59,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot going on there, a.

3016
02:30:59,680 --> 02:31:03,440
Speaker 13: Kurt Hey, there Allen hate the show, thanks man with

3017
02:31:03,720 --> 02:31:05,840
Speaker 13: Back in the late nineties. Back in the late nineties,

3018
02:31:05,879 --> 02:31:08,680
Speaker 13: I worked at the field Play the emergency room and

3019
02:31:09,320 --> 02:31:11,560
Speaker 13: worked a lot of overnight shifts where we had a

3020
02:31:11,600 --> 02:31:13,039
Speaker 13: lot of weird stuff. And we had a guy come

3021
02:31:13,080 --> 02:31:18,039
Speaker 13: in one time who had four double A batteries, one

3022
02:31:18,360 --> 02:31:20,640
Speaker 13: in all in the row in his urethra.

3023
02:31:22,200 --> 02:31:23,240
Speaker 10: Did know how they got there?

3024
02:31:25,600 --> 02:31:26,960
Speaker 6: Did they have to open them up or were they

3025
02:31:26,959 --> 02:31:28,760
Speaker 6: able to like pinch it from the base and get

3026
02:31:28,800 --> 02:31:31,880
Speaker 6: them out they believe it or not.

3027
02:31:32,560 --> 02:31:37,160
Speaker 13: It could really stretch. Oh, they just dilated and took

3028
02:31:37,200 --> 02:31:38,240
Speaker 13: them out one at a time.

3029
02:31:38,360 --> 02:31:40,640
Speaker 6: You know how like when you wash your sweatpants and

3030
02:31:40,760 --> 02:31:43,400
Speaker 6: the rope gets caught in the voice band and you

3031
02:31:43,520 --> 02:31:46,560
Speaker 6: got and you got to you gotta inch worm the

3032
02:31:46,720 --> 02:31:49,879
Speaker 6: not all the way to the hole again, yell a.

3033
02:31:49,879 --> 02:31:51,400
Speaker 25: Lot was little man in the totem pole.

3034
02:31:51,440 --> 02:31:53,440
Speaker 1: So I was not about the help of that situation.

3035
02:31:54,120 --> 02:31:56,240
Speaker 6: I bet you were never happier to be low man

3036
02:31:56,320 --> 02:31:58,080
Speaker 6: in the totem pole. He's like, I don't want to

3037
02:31:58,120 --> 02:31:59,879
Speaker 6: be high man on this totem pole.

3038
02:32:00,240 --> 02:32:01,440
Speaker 1: You know what would suck to He said.

3039
02:32:01,440 --> 02:32:03,760
Speaker 5: Imagine you're the guy that actually goes to the hospital, right,

3040
02:32:04,000 --> 02:32:06,040
Speaker 5: you got the four double A batteries in your penis.

3041
02:32:06,200 --> 02:32:08,080
Speaker 5: You get there and you say, I have no idea

3042
02:32:08,120 --> 02:32:11,119
Speaker 5: how this happened. Hey, you're serious, Like, say you passed

3043
02:32:11,120 --> 02:32:13,280
Speaker 5: out a party and someone shoved four double A batteries

3044
02:32:13,280 --> 02:32:13,800
Speaker 5: into your pecker.

3045
02:32:13,959 --> 02:32:15,959
Speaker 1: You have to go to school to go to the hospital.

3046
02:32:16,640 --> 02:32:20,199
Speaker 5: You're being asked as far as ever, and people are like, oh, yeah, sure.

3047
02:32:20,080 --> 02:32:20,960
Speaker 1: You don't know what happened.

3048
02:32:21,920 --> 02:32:23,600
Speaker 13: Maybe he was trying to do a magic trick and

3049
02:32:23,800 --> 02:32:25,200
Speaker 13: you'll see a light bulb light up.

3050
02:32:26,200 --> 02:32:28,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Well you lived to literally tell

3051
02:32:28,959 --> 02:32:29,400
Speaker 1: the tale.

3052
02:32:29,480 --> 02:32:29,640
Speaker 3: Man.

3053
02:32:31,280 --> 02:32:35,480
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Kurt, Everyone all right, I have

3054
02:32:35,680 --> 02:32:38,920
Speaker 1: no idea how that got there. Most common answer given.

3055
02:32:41,000 --> 02:32:43,800
Speaker 6: Million to one shot doc It was a million to one.

3056
02:32:44,920 --> 02:32:49,279
Speaker 6: I fell forward onto a pen It just happened to line.

3057
02:32:49,160 --> 02:32:55,240
Speaker 1: Up standing up on the ground. Yeah all right, well good.

3058
02:32:55,720 --> 02:32:58,800
Speaker 6: Why it's a fun little cautionary tale. I think you

3059
02:32:58,959 --> 02:33:01,440
Speaker 6: ladies are in a whole thing, because I mean, if

3060
02:33:01,480 --> 02:33:03,040
Speaker 6: you can do kids, you can do all this stuff.

3061
02:33:03,520 --> 02:33:09,160
Speaker 6: You know what you can accommodate. Now, And I had

3062
02:33:09,200 --> 02:33:11,880
Speaker 6: one of those one in a million shots happened to me.

3063
02:33:13,680 --> 02:33:17,080
Speaker 6: I was at my computer and my cat went to.

3064
02:33:17,160 --> 02:33:17,959
Speaker 1: Jump on my lap.

3065
02:33:18,040 --> 02:33:22,640
Speaker 6: All right, strike one, But I scooped my chair back

3066
02:33:22,720 --> 02:33:28,320
Speaker 6: at the same time. Somehow her back claw went through

3067
02:33:28,480 --> 02:33:35,199
Speaker 6: my pants and into the tip of my penis. Oh

3068
02:33:35,400 --> 02:33:41,360
Speaker 6: my god, again reason number four and seventy two that

3069
02:33:41,520 --> 02:33:47,360
Speaker 6: cats don't belong cohabiting with humans. My dog has never

3070
02:33:47,600 --> 02:33:54,680
Speaker 6: jumped up on my lap and accidentally lacerated my urethra.

3071
02:33:55,440 --> 02:33:58,000
Speaker 1: Not yet. No, the worst you're gonna get with the

3072
02:33:58,040 --> 02:34:01,080
Speaker 1: dogs that just get hitting the nuts happens all the time, right.

3073
02:34:01,680 --> 02:34:03,000
Speaker 6: Or she tries to lick me when I got out

3074
02:34:03,040 --> 02:34:05,440
Speaker 6: of the shower, yep, and after five minutes I go

3075
02:34:05,600 --> 02:34:07,840
Speaker 6: stop at well, that is a.

3076
02:34:07,959 --> 02:34:10,160
Speaker 1: One million shot.

3077
02:34:11,480 --> 02:34:12,200
Speaker 3: The nail.

3078
02:34:12,879 --> 02:34:19,879
Speaker 5: Oh the Allen Cox on one point seven dommas.

3079
02:34:20,959 --> 02:34:25,360
Speaker 1: Cooky, how are you feeling you?

3080
02:34:25,480 --> 02:34:35,920
Speaker 3: Okayumma radio, and your name.

3081
02:34:35,840 --> 02:34:38,800
Speaker 1: Is You're wanting, and you can't play in the man's games.

3082
02:34:38,879 --> 02:34:41,760
Speaker 1: You can't close them and go home and tell you

3083
02:34:41,879 --> 02:34:43,279
Speaker 1: white your troubles.

3084
02:34:44,760 --> 02:34:48,119
Speaker 9: Because only one thing counts in this slide. Get them

3085
02:34:48,200 --> 02:34:52,920
Speaker 9: to sign on the line, which is dotting A b

3086
02:34:53,560 --> 02:35:01,840
Speaker 9: C A always BBC, closing, always be closing, always be closing.

3087
02:35:03,920 --> 02:35:08,960
Speaker 9: Aida Attention interest, decision, action attention?

3088
02:35:09,440 --> 02:35:11,600
Speaker 1: Do I have your attention? Interest?

3089
02:35:11,959 --> 02:35:15,920
Speaker 9: Are you interested? You close or you hit the bricks? Decision?

3090
02:35:16,520 --> 02:35:23,040
Speaker 9: Have you made your decision? For christ and action? Ai

3091
02:35:23,440 --> 02:35:26,120
Speaker 9: da get out there? You got the prospects coming in.

3092
02:35:26,240 --> 02:35:27,680
Speaker 1: You think they came in to get out of the rain.

3093
02:35:28,280 --> 02:35:30,240
Speaker 9: A guy don't walk them a lot lest he wants

3094
02:35:30,320 --> 02:35:30,959
Speaker 9: to buy.

3095
02:35:31,520 --> 02:35:34,160
Speaker 1: Sitting out there waiting to give you their money.

3096
02:35:34,200 --> 02:35:38,600
Speaker 3: Are you with a ticket? Are you mad enough to

3097
02:35:38,680 --> 02:35:38,960
Speaker 3: take it?

3098
02:35:39,040 --> 02:35:43,920
Speaker 6: There's Alec Baldwin getting in Jack Lemon's face.

3099
02:35:44,040 --> 02:35:45,440
Speaker 1: He's getting in everybody's face.

3100
02:35:46,280 --> 02:35:49,600
Speaker 6: He's getting in Jack Lemon's face, the late great Jack Lemon.

3101
02:35:50,000 --> 02:35:54,320
Speaker 6: He's getting in Alan Arkin's face, the late great Alan Arkin.

3102
02:35:54,720 --> 02:35:56,600
Speaker 1: He's getting in Ed Harris's face.

3103
02:35:59,040 --> 02:36:02,760
Speaker 6: Al Patino's outside Glen Garry, Glenn Ross one of my

3104
02:36:02,840 --> 02:36:05,879
Speaker 6: favorite films of all time. It was a David Mammott

3105
02:36:05,920 --> 02:36:08,440
Speaker 6: play that they made into a film, and they're making

3106
02:36:08,520 --> 02:36:11,080
Speaker 6: it a play again. Did you see the announcement about that. No,

3107
02:36:11,320 --> 02:36:15,680
Speaker 6: do you remember Glen Gary Glenn Ros It's going back

3108
02:36:15,800 --> 02:36:17,240
Speaker 6: on Broadway next spring.

3109
02:36:18,240 --> 02:36:20,760
Speaker 17: I guess it would have been like the message of

3110
02:36:20,800 --> 02:36:25,240
Speaker 17: the film had been that the true lead it was

3111
02:36:25,320 --> 02:36:28,400
Speaker 17: the friend you had along the way all of these

3112
02:36:28,520 --> 02:36:33,120
Speaker 17: like curse explatives, and that the real friendship friendship was

3113
02:36:33,160 --> 02:36:35,040
Speaker 17: more valuable than an anything they could have sold.

3114
02:36:35,200 --> 02:36:38,840
Speaker 12: Yeah, there were a couple of movies in the early nineties,

3115
02:36:38,920 --> 02:36:41,200
Speaker 12: Lady of these early nineties when Alec Baldwin was like

3116
02:36:41,440 --> 02:36:44,520
Speaker 12: full on Megawatt Alec Baldwin, where they would just bring

3117
02:36:44,720 --> 02:36:47,160
Speaker 12: him in to do an amazing monologue and then he'd

3118
02:36:47,160 --> 02:36:47,480
Speaker 12: be out.

3119
02:36:47,959 --> 02:36:49,400
Speaker 1: He did it in Glengary Glenn Ross.

3120
02:36:49,640 --> 02:36:52,920
Speaker 6: He played kind of a tertiary character movie called Talk Radio.

3121
02:36:53,440 --> 02:36:56,880
Speaker 6: He was the program director in the film version of

3122
02:36:57,040 --> 02:37:03,240
Speaker 6: Eric Bagosian's play. But there they're putting Glenngarry Glenn Ross

3123
02:37:03,440 --> 02:37:05,320
Speaker 6: back on Broadway in the spring.

3124
02:37:06,360 --> 02:37:08,960
Speaker 1: Kieran Culkin, you know who Kieren Culkin is. Yeah, he's

3125
02:37:09,080 --> 02:37:14,240
Speaker 1: in uh Succession. He's Ricky Roma.

3126
02:37:14,320 --> 02:37:18,400
Speaker 6: He's gonna play the al Pacino part Bob Odenkirk is

3127
02:37:18,520 --> 02:37:21,200
Speaker 6: playing Shelley Levine. That was the Jack Lemon Bearer. That

3128
02:37:21,400 --> 02:37:26,400
Speaker 6: is great cast. Bill Burr is Dave Moss, that's fun.

3129
02:37:26,560 --> 02:37:30,440
Speaker 6: That was the Ed Harris role. Yeah, all of it

3130
02:37:30,600 --> 02:37:33,200
Speaker 6: different for Bill Bird too. Yes, he's I mean he's

3131
02:37:33,240 --> 02:37:36,320
Speaker 6: been in movies. He directed a movie all the stand

3132
02:37:36,440 --> 02:37:39,840
Speaker 6: up of course, but a live play. I don't think

3133
02:37:39,879 --> 02:37:44,760
Speaker 6: he's ever done. That's fun. Kieran Culkin and Bob Odenkirk

3134
02:37:44,840 --> 02:37:49,280
Speaker 6: have won Emmy Awards. Bill Burr has been nominated for

3135
02:37:49,320 --> 02:37:52,560
Speaker 6: Emmys and Grammys for his comedy albums. Obviously, Bill Bird

3136
02:37:52,600 --> 02:37:56,400
Speaker 6: to me kind of represents the tale of the comet

3137
02:37:57,280 --> 02:38:01,920
Speaker 6: of the last pure stand ups because the guy, I know,

3138
02:38:02,240 --> 02:38:04,040
Speaker 6: he's done like a lot of other things for a

3139
02:38:04,120 --> 02:38:08,320
Speaker 6: long time, but he has proven himself to be a

3140
02:38:08,360 --> 02:38:10,840
Speaker 6: lot more versatile, I think than people give him credit for.

3141
02:38:11,600 --> 02:38:12,880
Speaker 1: So I would love to see this.

3142
02:38:14,120 --> 02:38:17,080
Speaker 17: He's also willing to step out of his comfort zone.

3143
02:38:17,120 --> 02:38:20,440
Speaker 17: He's also put the work in to become a better

3144
02:38:20,560 --> 02:38:23,400
Speaker 17: actor and learn that stuff. It's not like he's walking

3145
02:38:23,480 --> 02:38:25,960
Speaker 17: in off the street going oh yeah I could do that.

3146
02:38:26,360 --> 02:38:26,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

3147
02:38:27,840 --> 02:38:30,400
Speaker 17: It does a lot of acting classes and he's you know,

3148
02:38:30,520 --> 02:38:32,680
Speaker 17: he puts himself through the ringer to make sure that

3149
02:38:32,760 --> 02:38:35,119
Speaker 17: he's going to be good in this situation, because when

3150
02:38:35,120 --> 02:38:38,400
Speaker 17: he's in dramatic roles, he's very good at them. I

3151
02:38:38,800 --> 02:38:42,760
Speaker 17: feel like in movies and TVs, when he's doing dramatic stuff,

3152
02:38:43,080 --> 02:38:45,000
Speaker 17: it hits harder than he's doing comedic stuff.

3153
02:38:45,879 --> 02:38:48,080
Speaker 6: I think that's true of anybody doing I think any

3154
02:38:48,360 --> 02:38:51,600
Speaker 6: funny actors who do drama, if they're good at it,

3155
02:38:52,440 --> 02:38:55,720
Speaker 6: comedy's harder to do. Yeah, but yeah, he's real good.

3156
02:38:55,879 --> 02:38:57,520
Speaker 6: He did Breaking Bad and he would show up in

3157
02:38:57,560 --> 02:38:59,280
Speaker 6: The Mandalorian. There wasn't a whole lot for him to

3158
02:38:59,280 --> 02:39:00,320
Speaker 6: do in The Mandalorian, but he.

3159
02:39:00,400 --> 02:39:01,600
Speaker 1: Was good at it. He was good at it.

3160
02:39:01,720 --> 02:39:04,360
Speaker 17: But and then he was the best part of that

3161
02:39:05,400 --> 02:39:11,360
Speaker 17: Pete Kingston Island movie. Oh Pete Davidson thing. Yeah, Pete Davidson.

3162
02:39:11,400 --> 02:39:14,840
Speaker 17: He did old Dads and you know, but he was

3163
02:39:14,959 --> 02:39:15,200
Speaker 17: he was.

3164
02:39:15,240 --> 02:39:17,279
Speaker 1: Great in the king of Ston Island.

3165
02:39:17,360 --> 02:39:19,959
Speaker 17: That was like a little bit more comedic than dramatic,

3166
02:39:20,040 --> 02:39:22,240
Speaker 17: but it still was like he played it very straight.

3167
02:39:22,480 --> 02:39:24,800
Speaker 1: I never got around to see in it. It's word

3168
02:39:24,840 --> 02:39:25,920
Speaker 1: watching just for Bill Burr.

3169
02:39:26,320 --> 02:39:31,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, but uh so they're gonna they're going to restage

3170
02:39:32,040 --> 02:39:36,920
Speaker 6: Glengarry Glen Ross in the spring with those guys, and

3171
02:39:37,000 --> 02:39:40,440
Speaker 6: I'm I'm a huge David Mammot fan as far as

3172
02:39:40,560 --> 02:39:42,280
Speaker 6: plays go, as far as writing goes.

3173
02:39:43,120 --> 02:39:44,680
Speaker 1: He's a good Chicago boy.

3174
02:39:44,800 --> 02:39:47,040
Speaker 6: But it's like when I was in high school in college,

3175
02:39:47,920 --> 02:39:51,080
Speaker 6: there was always some David Mammott play being staged somewhere

3176
02:39:51,120 --> 02:39:53,520
Speaker 6: and they were just the way he writes and his

3177
02:39:53,680 --> 02:39:55,400
Speaker 6: facility with the language is just awesome.

3178
02:39:56,160 --> 02:39:58,680
Speaker 17: Love Glengarry Glenn Ross. Seeing that they were going to

3179
02:39:58,840 --> 02:40:02,800
Speaker 17: do this, you a local production, Glengary Glenn Ross. Yeah,

3180
02:40:03,120 --> 02:40:11,480
Speaker 17: and I said, nice Mammut, Yeah, I think the tubs

3181
02:40:11,560 --> 02:40:11,760
Speaker 17: to do.

3182
02:40:12,480 --> 02:40:13,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

3183
02:40:14,640 --> 02:40:17,720
Speaker 6: So yeah, those are the three actors they've announced in

3184
02:40:17,800 --> 02:40:21,800
Speaker 6: the casting. I guess Odin Kirk and Bill Burr. I

3185
02:40:21,840 --> 02:40:23,920
Speaker 6: don't know if had any scenes together, but they were

3186
02:40:23,959 --> 02:40:25,320
Speaker 6: both breaking bad.

3187
02:40:25,440 --> 02:40:25,640
Speaker 7: Yeah.

3188
02:40:26,440 --> 02:40:29,080
Speaker 1: And did Bill Burr make any appearances in Better Call Saul?

3189
02:40:30,680 --> 02:40:34,120
Speaker 17: I feel like he did, but I don't remember this.

3190
02:40:34,600 --> 02:40:36,600
Speaker 17: I got three seasons in and never went back to it.

3191
02:40:36,680 --> 02:40:38,680
Speaker 17: But I need to finish it because I heard it's

3192
02:40:38,680 --> 02:40:39,039
Speaker 17: all right.

3193
02:40:39,120 --> 02:40:43,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, this will be Bob Odenkirk and Bill Burr's Broadway debuts.

3194
02:40:45,600 --> 02:40:51,760
Speaker 6: So uh yeah, that's very exciting. I would like to

3195
02:40:51,840 --> 02:40:55,080
Speaker 6: go see that, but it's been done a lot of times,

3196
02:40:55,120 --> 02:40:57,120
Speaker 6: you know. I mean like they did Glengarry Glenn Ross

3197
02:40:57,160 --> 02:40:59,199
Speaker 6: probably twenty years ago on stage and it was Alan

3198
02:40:59,240 --> 02:41:01,960
Speaker 6: Olda and and Leev Schreiber, and they did it with

3199
02:41:02,120 --> 02:41:05,240
Speaker 6: Paccino again and Bobby Cannabali and all these people who've

3200
02:41:05,240 --> 02:41:07,600
Speaker 6: been in and out of that play and that film.

3201
02:41:09,000 --> 02:41:13,360
Speaker 1: But Jack Lemon's gone, Alan Arkins dead. Who else was

3202
02:41:13,400 --> 02:41:16,920
Speaker 1: in that movie? It was Paccino, Kevin Spacey of course,

3203
02:41:16,959 --> 02:41:21,760
Speaker 1: he was the office manager in that and great in it.

3204
02:41:22,360 --> 02:41:27,680
Speaker 6: Jonathan Price, that actor is still alive, and al Pacino,

3205
02:41:28,120 --> 02:41:31,880
Speaker 6: despite what he looks like, is still alive to the

3206
02:41:31,920 --> 02:41:35,240
Speaker 6: best of my knowledge. So that might be worth figuring

3207
02:41:35,240 --> 02:41:36,800
Speaker 6: out how you can get tickets if you're a fan

3208
02:41:36,879 --> 02:41:39,440
Speaker 6: of that film or that play. All those are going

3209
02:41:39,520 --> 02:41:43,360
Speaker 6: to be pricey, yeah, of course. But we haven't seen

3210
02:41:43,360 --> 02:41:46,080
Speaker 6: anything on Broadway. And again, I'm not a huge live

3211
02:41:47,160 --> 02:41:49,920
Speaker 6: theater guy. I'm not because most of them are musicals

3212
02:41:50,240 --> 02:41:53,600
Speaker 6: and I simply cannot abide those. I like Book A Mormon.

3213
02:41:54,440 --> 02:41:57,400
Speaker 6: I saw Wicked one hundred years ago. I've seen Phantom

3214
02:41:57,560 --> 02:42:00,640
Speaker 6: just like everybody else. Le Miz, But those are the

3215
02:42:00,680 --> 02:42:02,320
Speaker 6: ones that, like you kind of have to go see

3216
02:42:02,360 --> 02:42:04,840
Speaker 6: I guess, or a girlfriend takes you or something like that.

3217
02:42:05,400 --> 02:42:09,080
Speaker 6: But as far as live theater goes, it's not a

3218
02:42:09,160 --> 02:42:10,840
Speaker 6: huge it's not a huge priority for me.

3219
02:42:10,920 --> 02:42:12,320
Speaker 1: We went to go see Wish I could go more.

3220
02:42:12,360 --> 02:42:13,480
Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah.

3221
02:42:14,320 --> 02:42:18,760
Speaker 17: I saw Joseph in the amazing technically dreamcat cast Dreamcast

3222
02:42:21,480 --> 02:42:23,800
Speaker 17: playing video games all dream Coat last year. I thought

3223
02:42:23,840 --> 02:42:27,640
Speaker 17: that was really good. I saw the Pretty Woman is

3224
02:42:28,200 --> 02:42:31,320
Speaker 17: Playhouse where you saw that one was at the Beck Center.

3225
02:42:31,760 --> 02:42:33,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my buddy was in the cast. But he's

3226
02:42:33,720 --> 02:42:36,360
Speaker 1: also done some of the stuff that has been at

3227
02:42:37,080 --> 02:42:40,880
Speaker 1: Playhouse Square too. He's he's a local actor and performer.

3228
02:42:41,680 --> 02:42:45,120
Speaker 6: I literally don't think i've seen a live production since well,

3229
02:42:45,600 --> 02:42:50,000
Speaker 6: we saw American Utopia on Broadway a year and a

3230
02:42:50,000 --> 02:42:52,560
Speaker 6: half ago, but before I've never been to Broadway.

3231
02:42:52,720 --> 02:42:55,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, see one before that. I don't think i'd seen

3232
02:42:55,040 --> 02:42:57,080
Speaker 1: anything since Book of Mormon, and that was probably ten

3233
02:42:57,160 --> 02:42:59,880
Speaker 1: years ago. But I'd love to go see good It

3234
02:42:59,920 --> 02:43:02,760
Speaker 1: was great, it was awesome. There's an old lady sitting

3235
02:43:02,760 --> 02:43:05,120
Speaker 1: in front of me that was losing her mind in

3236
02:43:05,200 --> 02:43:06,840
Speaker 1: a good way or a bad, great way. She was

3237
02:43:07,000 --> 02:43:09,680
Speaker 1: just laughing so hard when they do the Sea Word song.

3238
02:43:09,800 --> 02:43:13,360
Speaker 1: She was just she could not stop. Like her laughter

3239
02:43:13,560 --> 02:43:16,080
Speaker 1: was the perfect kind that was infectious and just making

3240
02:43:16,160 --> 02:43:18,440
Speaker 1: me and my girlfriend at the time laugh even harder.

3241
02:43:18,520 --> 02:43:22,480
Speaker 1: It was a great night. I saw Wicked. Wicked was fun,

3242
02:43:22,680 --> 02:43:23,160
Speaker 1: It was fine.

3243
02:43:23,760 --> 02:43:24,160
Speaker 9: I liked it.

3244
02:43:24,959 --> 02:43:26,720
Speaker 1: I saw Phantom twice. First time I had to go

3245
02:43:26,760 --> 02:43:28,480
Speaker 1: see it twice because the first time I fell asleep.

3246
02:43:28,760 --> 02:43:31,520
Speaker 1: I fell asleep the first time. My girlfriend was very upset. Well,

3247
02:43:31,520 --> 02:43:33,119
Speaker 1: I saw it when I was a kid. We went

3248
02:43:33,360 --> 02:43:35,959
Speaker 1: and saw it in Toronto when I was a kid,

3249
02:43:36,040 --> 02:43:37,880
Speaker 1: and I fell because I was a kid. And was

3250
02:43:37,920 --> 02:43:40,200
Speaker 1: that with a Paul Stanley production. I don't even know.

3251
02:43:40,480 --> 02:43:42,560
Speaker 1: I just know that it might have been. It was

3252
02:43:42,640 --> 02:43:45,280
Speaker 1: probably like mid nineties. Yeah, he played the Phantom for

3253
02:43:45,320 --> 02:43:47,920
Speaker 1: the Toronto run. I think. Oh no.

3254
02:43:48,040 --> 02:43:49,960
Speaker 6: I saw it in college with my girlfriend and then

3255
02:43:50,000 --> 02:43:52,280
Speaker 6: a couple of years later I went with some other

3256
02:43:52,360 --> 02:43:54,040
Speaker 6: friends and managed to stay awake. But I was like,

3257
02:43:54,080 --> 02:43:55,800
Speaker 6: there were her parents, and I think her dad and

3258
02:43:55,879 --> 02:43:59,120
Speaker 6: I were both sleeping, so I felt I didn't feel

3259
02:43:59,120 --> 02:43:59,640
Speaker 6: great about that.

3260
02:43:59,760 --> 02:44:05,840
Speaker 1: But Christine, do you like masks and deformities?

3261
02:44:06,560 --> 02:44:06,600
Speaker 13: No?

3262
02:44:06,720 --> 02:44:09,680
Speaker 1: I think that he uh, I think he did yeah,

3263
02:44:09,760 --> 02:44:10,120
Speaker 1: he did.

3264
02:44:12,160 --> 02:44:14,720
Speaker 6: Yep, because he's a good singer and so they I mean,

3265
02:44:14,800 --> 02:44:20,320
Speaker 6: clearly he had to do something to get the roll here.

3266
02:44:20,520 --> 02:44:22,800
Speaker 3: Paul Stanley as an applebater.

3267
02:44:23,640 --> 02:44:26,240
Speaker 1: Hello, my name is Paul Stanley. I'll be taking care

3268
02:44:26,280 --> 02:44:31,520
Speaker 1: of y'all tonight, ceting the birthday. No, how are you

3269
02:44:31,640 --> 02:44:34,119
Speaker 1: all feeling final? I guess Oh, I'm sorry?

3270
02:44:34,240 --> 02:44:35,360
Speaker 3: What I kid?

3271
02:44:37,760 --> 02:44:39,280
Speaker 1: We're doing quite well? Thank you.

3272
02:44:39,520 --> 02:44:42,440
Speaker 29: Would any of y'all like to start with an appetizer

3273
02:44:42,640 --> 02:44:45,080
Speaker 29: such as grilled chicken?

3274
02:44:45,280 --> 02:44:46,000
Speaker 3: What time?

3275
02:44:46,200 --> 02:44:50,959
Speaker 1: Tackle? Honey? Appetizing? No, I think we're good. Oh maybe

3276
02:44:51,040 --> 02:44:52,800
Speaker 1: you just I could get started with some.

3277
02:44:54,400 --> 02:44:54,680
Speaker 11: You know what.

3278
02:44:54,800 --> 02:44:57,240
Speaker 1: I think We'll just order our entrees now. I'll have

3279
02:44:57,360 --> 02:44:59,880
Speaker 1: the Bourbon Street steak and my white Pool have been

3280
02:45:00,240 --> 02:45:03,920
Speaker 1: I'm kicking Caesar salad. Okay, that sounds nice. Oh I'm

3281
02:45:03,959 --> 02:45:07,200
Speaker 1: gonna be brought that with the boodles. That would be great.

3282
02:45:10,920 --> 02:45:12,039
Speaker 1: I think you'd be great at that job.

3283
02:45:12,240 --> 02:45:12,360
Speaker 16: Now.

3284
02:45:12,440 --> 02:45:16,000
Speaker 6: He's a very versatile performer, whether he's taking your order

3285
02:45:16,160 --> 02:45:18,560
Speaker 6: or telling you what the weather is going to be

3286
02:45:19,080 --> 02:45:19,400
Speaker 6: from the.

3287
02:45:19,400 --> 02:45:20,720
Speaker 1: Weather Center meteorologists.

3288
02:45:20,800 --> 02:45:24,040
Speaker 9: Paul Stanley, who's to feel out there?

3289
02:45:24,120 --> 02:45:24,320
Speaker 3: Paul?

3290
02:45:25,440 --> 02:45:26,520
Speaker 1: Can you be more specific?

3291
02:45:28,320 --> 02:45:29,280
Speaker 3: A little chill?

3292
02:45:30,080 --> 02:45:31,000
Speaker 1: How about the humidity.

3293
02:45:34,120 --> 02:45:36,960
Speaker 9: Paul Stanley, Paul will check in with you again next hour.

3294
02:45:38,440 --> 02:45:40,720
Speaker 6: Can you could use him when him tornadoes are ripping

3295
02:45:40,760 --> 02:45:41,520
Speaker 6: through my neighborhood?

3296
02:45:41,560 --> 02:45:43,320
Speaker 1: All right, siren?

3297
02:45:44,160 --> 02:45:48,840
Speaker 17: Can you play the original stage banter compilation that that's

3298
02:45:48,879 --> 02:45:52,000
Speaker 17: all based on, because I'm sure there's customers listening right

3299
02:45:52,040 --> 02:45:54,760
Speaker 17: now that are so lost because they've never Here's.

3300
02:45:54,560 --> 02:45:56,680
Speaker 6: A video on YouTube called forty five minutes of Paul

3301
02:45:56,760 --> 02:45:58,160
Speaker 6: Stanley's stage banter.

3302
02:45:58,400 --> 02:46:02,240
Speaker 1: That's you feel good?

3303
02:46:04,400 --> 02:46:04,800
Speaker 3: All right?

3304
02:46:05,160 --> 02:46:07,560
Speaker 1: Listen, No, we may be on the.

3305
02:46:07,640 --> 02:46:11,080
Speaker 4: Three abse guys, let's not get a little tune up tonight.

3306
02:46:11,200 --> 02:46:13,400
Speaker 1: But I ain't gonna stop us because if we talk,

3307
02:46:13,520 --> 02:46:17,360
Speaker 1: I love, We're gonna get this place hotter than hell,

3308
02:46:17,440 --> 02:46:21,119
Speaker 1: of course, leading right into the and I can uh,

3309
02:46:21,480 --> 02:46:24,040
Speaker 1: I can uh dig in at any point in this

3310
02:46:24,120 --> 02:46:26,080
Speaker 1: forty five minutes and it's gonna be gold.

3311
02:46:26,640 --> 02:46:30,120
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, and because of it, because Paul Stanley, in

3312
02:46:30,240 --> 02:46:33,599
Speaker 6: his on stage banter not prone to explotives.

3313
02:46:34,440 --> 02:46:36,160
Speaker 1: You know, they're not sorry about it. I don't worry

3314
02:46:36,200 --> 02:46:43,200
Speaker 1: about it. Then we're gonna get this play. Yeah, some

3315
02:46:43,280 --> 02:46:44,440
Speaker 1: plea we haven't planned.

3316
02:46:48,520 --> 02:46:50,520
Speaker 3: He's a liver rocket.

3317
02:46:54,920 --> 02:46:55,680
Speaker 1: O the old one.

3318
02:46:57,600 --> 02:47:06,440
Speaker 4: Oh if we kept this pig to the honey, we

3319
02:47:06,640 --> 02:47:16,039
Speaker 4: don't have to come, we don't.

3320
02:47:15,959 --> 02:47:16,480
Speaker 11: Have to go.

3321
02:47:17,720 --> 02:47:17,760
Speaker 13: No.

3322
02:47:18,560 --> 02:47:21,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, you get the idea, the idea that yeah, he's

3323
02:47:21,560 --> 02:47:23,400
Speaker 6: and then he likes to talk in between. I mean,

3324
02:47:23,520 --> 02:47:25,760
Speaker 6: we saw my son and I went to the Kiss

3325
02:47:25,840 --> 02:47:28,840
Speaker 6: farewell show here in Cleveland, and there was some of that.

3326
02:47:29,160 --> 02:47:29,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

3327
02:47:29,840 --> 02:47:32,480
Speaker 6: But again, those guys are much older, so I think

3328
02:47:32,520 --> 02:47:36,240
Speaker 6: he was saving his voice for the singing, which I

3329
02:47:36,280 --> 02:47:39,560
Speaker 6: would fully expect the guy to do, right, They really

3330
02:47:39,600 --> 02:47:43,640
Speaker 6: pushed it to the limit. There's also a great video

3331
02:47:43,720 --> 02:47:48,520
Speaker 6: on YouTube Paul cringes at Ace Frehley's jokes for two

3332
02:47:48,600 --> 02:47:53,120
Speaker 6: minutes and seven seconds straight. Ace Frehley, of course the

3333
02:47:53,760 --> 02:47:56,680
Speaker 6: guy with the most problems in the original iteration of Kiss.

3334
02:47:56,800 --> 02:47:59,760
Speaker 6: Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons always prided themselves on kind

3335
02:47:59,760 --> 02:48:02,800
Speaker 6: of be in the og straight edge guys in rock

3336
02:48:02,840 --> 02:48:07,000
Speaker 6: and roll. Now they would bang anything that moved, so

3337
02:48:07,200 --> 02:48:09,920
Speaker 6: this whole like you know, Gene Simmons, and they've both

3338
02:48:09,959 --> 02:48:11,400
Speaker 6: been on this show many times over the years, and

3339
02:48:11,440 --> 02:48:14,120
Speaker 6: I love them both. The Gene Simmons always kind of

3340
02:48:14,120 --> 02:48:17,440
Speaker 6: looked down on the people who were engaging like illicit

3341
02:48:17,600 --> 02:48:20,520
Speaker 6: drug use, but I was like, all right, but Sex

3342
02:48:20,680 --> 02:48:23,480
Speaker 6: is a drug too, you know, in a hormonal and

3343
02:48:23,600 --> 02:48:24,480
Speaker 6: chemical way, and.

3344
02:48:24,800 --> 02:48:25,920
Speaker 1: That sounds like a good kiss song.

3345
02:48:26,760 --> 02:48:28,199
Speaker 14: Sex is a drug.

3346
02:48:32,879 --> 02:48:33,760
Speaker 1: That's together perfect.

3347
02:48:36,480 --> 02:48:37,080
Speaker 3: Sex is a.

3348
02:48:50,240 --> 02:48:57,920
Speaker 1: Drug that's good.

3349
02:48:59,320 --> 02:49:04,240
Speaker 29: They hear cocaine, they know, but they would do if

3350
02:49:04,520 --> 02:49:06,680
Speaker 29: sex was a drug was a song? Oh yeah, is

3351
02:49:06,720 --> 02:49:09,160
Speaker 29: that why I don't indulge in those, But for me,

3352
02:49:10,000 --> 02:49:15,280
Speaker 29: sex is yeah, all right.

3353
02:49:25,680 --> 02:49:27,000
Speaker 1: I called it my love gun.

3354
02:49:31,120 --> 02:49:31,240
Speaker 11: Right.

3355
02:49:35,800 --> 02:49:38,160
Speaker 1: Well, he loved Toronto. I mean I do too.

3356
02:49:38,280 --> 02:49:40,960
Speaker 5: Toronto is one of my favorite cities in the world.

3357
02:49:41,000 --> 02:49:44,120
Speaker 5: But he really loved Toronto. That's why I thought it

3358
02:49:44,200 --> 02:49:46,200
Speaker 5: was so strange that one of their first big hits

3359
02:49:46,320 --> 02:49:50,040
Speaker 5: was a song called cold Gin because those guys didn't drink.

3360
02:49:51,720 --> 02:49:54,520
Speaker 1: It's a great song, It's cold Gin time again.

3361
02:49:56,000 --> 02:49:59,720
Speaker 6: But yeah, they were famously not into They saw drugs

3362
02:49:59,800 --> 02:50:02,520
Speaker 6: and and alcohol largely is the downfall of every one

3363
02:50:02,560 --> 02:50:07,800
Speaker 6: of their contemporaries. And Ace Freeley had big problems and

3364
02:50:07,959 --> 02:50:11,320
Speaker 6: so he was the first one out, and the other

3365
02:50:11,360 --> 02:50:13,200
Speaker 6: guys were like, hey, you know what, you can go

3366
02:50:13,320 --> 02:50:16,920
Speaker 6: do your own thing. This is the Paul Stanley and

3367
02:50:17,000 --> 02:50:19,680
Speaker 6: Jean Simmons show. And if you want to be around

3368
02:50:20,840 --> 02:50:23,960
Speaker 6: just the guys that, Yeah, the guy's further down the

3369
02:50:24,040 --> 02:50:26,480
Speaker 6: line when Kiss really you know, Bruce Kolk and Eric Singer,

3370
02:50:26,560 --> 02:50:28,920
Speaker 6: those guys knew what was up. Those guys were like,

3371
02:50:28,959 --> 02:50:31,120
Speaker 6: we're just happy to be here. We got nice, big houses,

3372
02:50:32,080 --> 02:50:38,880
Speaker 6: We're in good shape. Hey, Woody, I knew I was

3373
02:50:38,920 --> 02:50:40,920
Speaker 6: talking about Paul Stanley would throw up the bat signal

3374
02:50:40,959 --> 02:50:41,360
Speaker 6: for Woody.

3375
02:50:46,920 --> 02:50:54,040
Speaker 1: A little bit of that, absolutely, brother.

3376
02:50:54,080 --> 02:50:56,760
Speaker 28: I hope everyone's safe after that giant storm.

3377
02:50:58,000 --> 02:51:00,960
Speaker 1: It was I've got piss out here on the lake.

3378
02:51:03,720 --> 02:51:07,600
Speaker 21: But yeah, talking about Kiss, you know, out there on

3379
02:51:07,600 --> 02:51:20,879
Speaker 21: the lake. But but yeah, yeah, there's a band Kiss,

3380
02:51:21,160 --> 02:51:24,440
Speaker 21: always been in a huge sand and I've but I've

3381
02:51:24,520 --> 02:51:27,080
Speaker 21: never bought an album from them, but I've seen them

3382
02:51:27,240 --> 02:51:28,039
Speaker 21: five times.

3383
02:51:28,720 --> 02:51:30,240
Speaker 28: I was just in the right place at the right.

3384
02:51:30,240 --> 02:51:32,280
Speaker 25: Time, and I think we talked about that.

3385
02:51:32,920 --> 02:51:33,760
Speaker 18: Good for you.

3386
02:51:35,879 --> 02:51:37,760
Speaker 1: But do you remember when I first.

3387
02:51:37,640 --> 02:51:39,080
Speaker 10: Started calling into your show.

3388
02:51:39,120 --> 02:51:40,640
Speaker 28: I don't know how many years it was to go

3389
02:51:40,879 --> 02:51:45,000
Speaker 28: but trying to win Cleveland Cavaliers tickets, and I I

3390
02:51:45,160 --> 02:51:48,280
Speaker 28: did a I did a parody of a Kiss song

3391
02:51:48,480 --> 02:51:50,720
Speaker 28: to win Calfis when I started.

3392
02:51:50,879 --> 02:51:55,160
Speaker 6: God, yeah, he did a little Heavens on Fire to

3393
02:51:55,240 --> 02:51:57,120
Speaker 6: try to impress everyone, and I.

3394
02:51:57,160 --> 02:52:00,440
Speaker 1: Don't know that it did. Yeah, I think it was

3395
02:52:00,520 --> 02:52:03,280
Speaker 1: a turd, but it was. But that was a long

3396
02:52:03,360 --> 02:52:03,720
Speaker 1: time ago.

3397
02:52:03,800 --> 02:52:03,920
Speaker 8: Man.

3398
02:52:04,000 --> 02:52:07,480
Speaker 1: Well everybody got beat by Kayley and whatever it takes, right,

3399
02:52:07,760 --> 02:52:09,039
Speaker 1: she was the one years ago.

3400
02:52:10,280 --> 02:52:14,720
Speaker 10: Whatever it takes, whatever it takes, cads are going.

3401
02:52:14,800 --> 02:52:16,640
Speaker 1: I do afair, Cleveland's gone.

3402
02:52:16,680 --> 02:52:19,800
Speaker 25: I do say, we all got to do, say whatever

3403
02:52:20,040 --> 02:52:20,600
Speaker 25: it takes.

3404
02:52:21,480 --> 02:52:23,240
Speaker 10: And now I must leave you as the Brady bunch

3405
02:52:23,320 --> 02:52:26,240
Speaker 10: of huns. And I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

3406
02:52:28,400 --> 02:52:28,880
Speaker 3: Get out of it.

3407
02:52:30,000 --> 02:52:35,600
Speaker 7: Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,

3408
02:52:36,879 --> 02:52:42,400
Speaker 7: Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.

3409
02:52:43,840 --> 02:52:49,560
Speaker 7: Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

3410
02:52:50,760 --> 02:52:55,039
Speaker 7: One slip and you know who you're through. Big Brother

3411
02:52:55,360 --> 02:53:02,600
Speaker 7: is watching you, and will all remember obedience paid.

3412
02:53:03,600 --> 02:53:05,480
Speaker 3: And when you watch that.

3413
02:53:05,800 --> 02:53:12,920
Speaker 7: Davy screen, remember it works both ways. You'll disappear in

3414
02:53:13,240 --> 02:53:19,680
Speaker 7: a wink. Unless you can double think, you'll vanish into

3415
02:53:20,200 --> 02:53:24,040
Speaker 7: the blue. Big Brother is watching you.