WEBVTT - HR. 1 – Grimace the Plug

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<v Speaker 1>Number one. We just grabbed every key demographic. Super duper, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Super duper.

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<v Speaker 2>That's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Way to go. Neato, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, boy.

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<v Speaker 1>That is good news. I know that, honey.

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<v Speaker 4>It is the 22nd day of September, 2026. Good Tuesday morning, everybody.

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<v Speaker 4>Welcome to the Power Trip Mining Show. My name is

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<v Speaker 4>Chris Hockey, and here's what we got going on. Marnie

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<v Speaker 4>Gellar and I will be in today. No Johnny Beans, Bonds,

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<v Speaker 4>Bones for the next couple of weeks. He's out traveling

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<v Speaker 4>the country watching baseball while he's got a little bit

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<v Speaker 4>of summer left. Good for you, buddy. I believe it's

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<v Speaker 4>today the first day of fall. I think today's the

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<v Speaker 4>first day of fall. We'll find out in a minute.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's get the show started, though. Ladies and gentlemen, Dusty

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<v Speaker 4>Slade doing comedy on a Tuesday morning on the Power Troop.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on in.

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<v Speaker 4>I hope you have a great day, and I am

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<v Speaker 4>glad you are here.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that country song, It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, the

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<v Speaker 2>song that justifies drinking any time of the day.

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<v Speaker 1>You just say it's five o'clock, and it's okay, right?

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<v Speaker 2>It only works for drinking, though. You can't show up

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<v Speaker 2>late for work and be like, hey, nine o'clock somewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Be nice if that did work, though. If your boss

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<v Speaker 2>is like, well, I can't argue with that logic.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell, get in here.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell, by that logic, it's 5 o'clock somewhere. Let's get

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<v Speaker 2>out of here. I do like that song, It's 5

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<v Speaker 2>O'Clock Somewhere, though. There's a line in the chorus where

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<v Speaker 2>he says this. He goes, it's only half past 12.

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<v Speaker 2>That's 1230, just to be clear. He said, it's only

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<v Speaker 2>half past 12, but I don't care. It's 5 o'clock somewhere. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not true. You know what I mean? It may

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<v Speaker 2>be 5.30 somewhere. We don't lose a half hour just

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<v Speaker 2>because you change time zones.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not how that works, Alan Jackson. That's right.

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<v Speaker 4>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>No, believe you. Yeah, fall, right? Autumnal equinox, correct?

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<v Speaker 4>That's today, right?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go, it's fall.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I thought. I thought so. It feels like

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<v Speaker 4>it outside.

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<v Speaker 1>It sure does.

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<v Speaker 4>I had to turn on the defrosters this morning. And

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<v Speaker 4>I'm in the indoor people club. Yeah, that's right, baby.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, driveway club, according to at least one show

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<v Speaker 3>on this station, means that this show is so funny

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<v Speaker 3>that you have to sit in.

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<v Speaker 1>Your driveway and laugh at it. That you can't even

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<v Speaker 1>get out of the car.

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<v Speaker 4>I like that. That's a huge compliment. Thank you. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a good bit. Welcome to the Power Trip

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 3>It is the first day of fall, September 22nd of 2026.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Corey. That's Chris. That's Paul. There's Zachary. No bonus.

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<v Speaker 3>Did he watch the game last night? How many games

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<v Speaker 3>is he watching? Giants and Twins in San Francisco.

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<v Speaker 1>No idea.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't imagine him being in San Francisco and not

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<v Speaker 4>watching that game.

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<v Speaker 1>I would assume all of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Did he say he was going to all three? I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't know if he was going to all three. I

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<v Speaker 3>would guess all three.

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<v Speaker 1>You're assuming. You know what happens when you assume. You

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<v Speaker 1>make an ass of Uma Thurman.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even know if all the Twins are going

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<v Speaker 4>to all three games.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, is your bet with Lieber 74 and a half?

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<v Speaker 1>He needs one more win. Oh, it's 73 and a half. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>They lost last night.

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<v Speaker 3>There are five games to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Chris, you already won the bed.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys had a separate over under number, but I

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't sure if Ben's number was 30 or 73 and

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<v Speaker 3>a half or 74.

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<v Speaker 1>And a half.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought he maybe needed two more wins out of

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<v Speaker 3>the last five.

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<v Speaker 1>Just one more. Yeah. One.

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<v Speaker 5>But as I was pointed out in the Gleeman and

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<v Speaker 5>the Geek podcast, the team they play at the end,

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<v Speaker 5>the Rangers have something to play for.

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<v Speaker 3>They need to win all those games. So if they

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<v Speaker 3>get swept here by the Giants, who knows? I can't

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<v Speaker 3>see them losing all five. It's baseball. All you need

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<v Speaker 3>is one weird inning and a game goes towards the Twins.

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<v Speaker 4>I think they can do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they can do it. I'll bet that they will.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to bet another game? I'll take the Twins

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<v Speaker 3>over a half a win the rest of the way

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<v Speaker 3>if you want to bet it.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't know. Weirder things have happened.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure. Weirder things have happened.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>Name three weirder things that have happened.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me see here. The Vikings are 2-0 with a

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<v Speaker 5>backup quarterback. Are these all going to be sports related?

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<v Speaker 4>Except the last one, right?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, the last one probably should be fast food related.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah. The McRib isn't year-round. You're on number two.

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<v Speaker 1>That's supposed to be the third one.

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<v Speaker 4>You got this, man. Come on.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, dude.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on, buddy.

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<v Speaker 3>The Earth's been around for four and a half billion years.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't name three things that are weird that have happened?

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<v Speaker 4>Your head's been around for 32 and a half years. 44, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>But extremely round for 32.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like egg-shaped at first.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, good point. Took a while to form.

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<v Speaker 4>The crust had to settle.

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<v Speaker 1>The movie Suicide Squad wasn't the greatest movie of all time.

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<v Speaker 4>Swiss Side Club?

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<v Speaker 5>Swiss Side Club. What is that, about cheese? Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 5>about cheese. Swiss cheese isn't bad. You guys probably don't

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<v Speaker 5>eat it, but it's not bad.

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<v Speaker 4>I like it on a sandwich when it's melty. Sure.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're in general, you're indifferent to Swiss cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Somewhere in the middle.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>You?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a hot take at 536. Can you dig it?

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<v Speaker 1>Not a fan.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I pretty much just mess with mozzarella. That's about it.

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<v Speaker 4>You know?

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<v Speaker 3>That's sort of like a nice sharp cheddar that goes

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<v Speaker 3>into a Cheddar Bay Biscuit mix.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>You need a nice sharp cheddar when you're making them

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<v Speaker 1>at home. Yeah, you do. Can you dig it? But

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't want the cheese by itself. You got to

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<v Speaker 1>put it into the Cheddar Bay Biscuit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>What are we doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Talking Red Lobster. Yeah. Well, sorry, DT. Yeah, sorry, DT, man.

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<v Speaker 4>DT, man. DT, man. Yeah, man.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, so Bonus will not be here, but Marnie

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<v Speaker 3>will be at like 7 or so.

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<v Speaker 4>You got that right. Marnie will be here, man. Yep.

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<v Speaker 4>Marnie Galarni. Yesterday, did you guys listen to Barreiro?

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<v Speaker 1>I heard some of it, yeah. I heard like 30

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<v Speaker 1>minutes of it.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you hear when Lieber was on?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think so. He and I had to.

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<v Speaker 4>Have a hard talk afterwards.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you really?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Because apparently, basically, there's somebody... With the Golden Gopher football squad,

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<v Speaker 4>whose job is to make sure that Guernsey's nuts are

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<v Speaker 4>not too moist, but not too dry. You know what

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<v Speaker 4>I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>He has a nut monitor?

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<v Speaker 4>It's a bit of an exaggeration, but only a little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>Because apparently, Guernsey said when he walked out of the

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<v Speaker 4>locker room, there was a person from the Gophers who

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<v Speaker 4>had a rain jacket waiting for him to make sure

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<v Speaker 4>he was dry. Oh. And Ben.

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<v Speaker 3>Did not.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even give Ben a moist towelette when I

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<v Speaker 4>see him eating barbecue.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So what did Ben wear on Sunday? Just like a

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<v Speaker 3>hooded sweatshirt?

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<v Speaker 1>No. Something tight. He had on.

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<v Speaker 4>Because he wore a white t-shirt and nothing else.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep.

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<v Speaker 4>Like literally, he poo-bared it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he poo-bared it. Yeah. But it was cold enough

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<v Speaker 1>where his parts weren't fully showing.

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<v Speaker 4>Here's what he did wrong, sweetie. He didn't bring boots.

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<v Speaker 4>So his feeties were cold the entire and dry and

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<v Speaker 4>wet the entire time. And he didn't bring rain pants.

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<v Speaker 4>So his leggies were wet and cold the entire time.

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<v Speaker 3>How was that flight home? Was he still drenched or

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<v Speaker 3>did he have clothes to change into?

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<v Speaker 4>He had alternate clothing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>He had alternate clothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>But we had to have a come to Abbott meeting.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what we have here at the fan. Not to

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<v Speaker 4>come to Jesus necessarily. PA wasn't involved.

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<v Speaker 1>Well played.

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<v Speaker 4>But, you know, I'm going to bring a tackle box.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to borrow one from Tuma.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm going to load it up with stuff. Actually,

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<v Speaker 4>Ben didn't complain at all. I just felt really bad

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<v Speaker 4>that I don't take care of my boy. In fact,

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<v Speaker 4>we do the opposite. We make fun of him.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Benzo.

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<v Speaker 4>We talk about how dry we are and how nice

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<v Speaker 4>it is and how there's coffee.

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<v Speaker 3>At what point before the game is he out on

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<v Speaker 3>the sidelines when it's raining?

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<v Speaker 1>Does he change his timeline?

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<v Speaker 4>He has to. Well, he doesn't have to. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 4>know what? I would say he has to because the

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<v Speaker 4>amount of concrete in these stadiums is pretty rotten and

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<v Speaker 4>he's on a wireless microphone. So he has to go

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<v Speaker 4>out anytime he's on the air. So he has to

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<v Speaker 4>go out about a half hour before game time to

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<v Speaker 4>do his hit with Mussie. And I believe he's on

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<v Speaker 4>with Don from Fox.

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<v Speaker 1>Don King.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Don King.

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<v Speaker 1>The infamous boxing promoter. He's done with Don King? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he is.

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<v Speaker 4>They do a podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, in America.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Before the game?

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<v Speaker 4>It's called Fists Up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that sounds like something Lieber would do, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And there he is. So that happens at about 10.20

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<v Speaker 4>on a noon game. So he has to go out

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<v Speaker 4>twice and do about a five-minute spot, and then he

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<v Speaker 4>goes back in, warms his test.

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<v Speaker 1>But he gets rained on briefly.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Temporarily rained on.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>But then from, what, let's go 11 50 on yeah

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<v Speaker 3>so 11 50 to 3 with maybe a quick break.

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<v Speaker 1>During halftime to find some shelter that's right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah so for the better part of three hours and

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<v Speaker 3>let's just say maybe a handful of minutes past reach

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<v Speaker 3>let's say three hours and 20 minutes he's mostly outside

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<v Speaker 3>getting rained on.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that is correct yeah fantastic yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Now He's going to have to do the exact opposite

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<v Speaker 5>on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going to be like 90. Yeah, he'll be glistening. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he'll be glistening.

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<v Speaker 4>He'll have a moist layer.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, you said you normally are in his ear, right?

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are talking to each other?

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<v Speaker 4>The entire time, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Is he going to be able to hear you from

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<v Speaker 1>the casino?

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<v Speaker 4>Sure. Yeah, we have very good, strong signal.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, Jared's a hell of an engineer. That's pretty impressive.

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<v Speaker 4>Now you mean that Ben will be at the casino.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I mean Ben will be on the sidelines in

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<v Speaker 3>Tampa Bay as the Vikings take on the Buccaneers right

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<v Speaker 3>here on the fan. You'll be inside the casino just

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<v Speaker 3>outside of Tampa.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that is incorrect. No, that's not. This is a

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<v Speaker 1>work trip for me. Oh, this is one of those

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<v Speaker 1>work trips.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a work trip for me. I mean, if I'm

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<v Speaker 4>in a Waymo... and it tries to do the devil

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<v Speaker 4>thing and take me somewhere I don't want to be,

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<v Speaker 4>I will refuse to get out.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw Waymos in the cities for the first time

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<v Speaker 3>like two days ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you really?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they were in the McDonald's parking lot in Arbor

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<v Speaker 3>Lakes charging.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, really?

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<v Speaker 4>They gots to do that. I wonder about that, by

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<v Speaker 4>the way, because there ain't no driver. How does it

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<v Speaker 4>get the plug into its thing?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's a good point. Or does somebody from Waymo

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<v Speaker 5>meet them there, plug them all in?

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<v Speaker 4>Or does Ronald McDonald handle it? Or the Grimace?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, Grimace the plug.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what they call him in the sex chats.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Jeez.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Grimace gets it.

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<v Speaker 4>He gets it.

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<v Speaker 6>Poor Grimace.

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<v Speaker 1>He does. He gets it. He gets it from every direction.

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<v Speaker 1>He gets hard Grimace. Yeah, from the Fry Guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Why do you think his name is Grimace?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a very good point. Yeah, it used to

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<v Speaker 1>be Mayor McSmiley.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it's just Grimace.

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<v Speaker 2>Now it's... Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Poor Grimace. You know what?

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<v Speaker 4>If you feel bad about him, use lube.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Use lube, man.

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<v Speaker 3>Which, you know, McDonald's parking lot is just the McDonald's

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<v Speaker 3>secret sauce.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what, well, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Produces it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And same. Poor Grimace. What were they talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Lieber and his broadcasting duties before a Vikings game. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And what did they transition to? Grimace getting pegged. Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Or being the peg. Is that why they call him Grimace?

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<v Speaker 1>There he is. That's what I said.

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<v Speaker 4>I said the Grimace thing. It's weird because I swear

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<v Speaker 4>to you, there's a McDonald's grad party picture on bringmethenews.com

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<v Speaker 4>right now. And Grimace is standing there with two graduating seniors.

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<v Speaker 4>And I did not see that.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute. In September? I'm telling you. How is

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<v Speaker 1>it news now?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think it is. I think the computer is listening.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, the computer is 100. Well, not the ones here.

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<v Speaker 5>These are from like 1996.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's a good point. I kid you not.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, these are gateways.

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<v Speaker 3>They came in cow colored boxes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Is gateway still a company? I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a couple of gateways, I think. One or two.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what gateway is.

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<v Speaker 3>See?

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<v Speaker 1>He's too young. No kidding. They were computers.

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<v Speaker 4>It was a personal computer that it all came in.

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<v Speaker 4>All you had to do was plug it in and

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<v Speaker 4>it was ready to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>McDonald's grad party, local siblings honored at Twin Cities location.

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<v Speaker 1>That's sweet.

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<v Speaker 4>I just took that picture just now. So that proves

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<v Speaker 4>that this computer, because it says sponsor, doesn't it? It

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<v Speaker 4>says sponsor.

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<v Speaker 1>That's weird.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, that didn't take long. It's happening, guys. This might

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<v Speaker 4>not be reality.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it might not. By the way, Gateway no longer exists.

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<v Speaker 3>But Gateway was acquired by Taiwanese hardware and electronics corporation Acer.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen those computers.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I've got.

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<v Speaker 3>In October of 2007 for $ 710 million. So it got

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<v Speaker 3>absorbed by Acer. So Gateway as a company does not

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<v Speaker 3>exist anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah, I've seen the logo. Yeah, the cow box.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You've seen a cow box or two in your life, right?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I want to be a cow box.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>And you can be my cow girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Shout out to Gateway. Yeah, shout out.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was a good computer, but again, I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't know much, but I probably had a Gateway in

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<v Speaker 3>like 97 or, I don't know, 98, somewhere in that range.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they were.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought it was fine. They were a cool bit.

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<v Speaker 5>Didn't you're getting a Dell guy get arrested for buying drugs?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe. Probably. You might be thinking of the ShamWow guy,

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<v Speaker 1>but it might have been both. I'm so sorry. Oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's cool, man. Your apology is accepted. Let's see.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the Dell guy got arrested for marijuana possession in 2003.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, give him some.

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<v Speaker 4>Token up, Dell dude!

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<v Speaker 3>Benjamin Curtis, known as the Dell dude, was arrested in

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<v Speaker 3>Manhattan Feb 9, 2003 for misdemeanor marijuana possession.

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<v Speaker 1>He was, at that point, 22 years old.

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<v Speaker 4>No!

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<v Speaker 6>Supposed to get out of jail in a couple of years.

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<v Speaker 1>That poor guy. You're getting a Dell. Hello? That guy

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<v Speaker 1>was everywhere for a couple of months. Yeah, everywhere, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>He's like Lemo Emu.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Lemu Emu is everywhere as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Doesn't that, even though it worked, the Lemu Emu bit,

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't it seem like the laziest idea ever? Again, it just,

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<v Speaker 3>it feels like at a creative meeting, somebody was like, well, we.

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<v Speaker 1>Need a mascot. We need something. What are we doing? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the company that we work for? Somebody mutual. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Should we just have like an Emu walking around for what?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you hear like some of the other proposals?

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<v Speaker 1>Go on.

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<v Speaker 4>Like the one guy got fired. And oddly enough, his

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<v Speaker 4>name was Zach. No offense to you, Zach. But the

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<v Speaker 4>guy presented rapey the apy.

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<v Speaker 1>Sheep.

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<v Speaker 4>And he got fired immediately. They're like, you want us

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<v Speaker 4>to choose between lemu emu.

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<v Speaker 5>Might be the first guy that gets fired for that idea.

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<v Speaker 1>My God. Might be the second one.

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<v Speaker 4>My God.

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<v Speaker 1>Sauce, you do one.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 1>No, thank you. Come on.

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<v Speaker 4>Get out of here. Zach not Halverson.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Zach not Halverson.

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<v Speaker 4>Different Zach.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that Zach not Halverson guy brought shame to my name.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, they should all just go to Gutter Helmet

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<v Speaker 5>and gutterhelmetmn.com.

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<v Speaker 1>The leaves are coming down. It's the first day of fall. Oh, thanks. Sorry, Zach.

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<v Speaker 4>What's his name? Rosie knows that, honey. Oh, he does? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that, honey.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, thanks, Rose.

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<v Speaker 1>GutterHelmetMN.com.

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<v Speaker 3>The Power True Morning Show returns right after this.

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<v Speaker 6>By Michelob Ultra, Thursday's comedy show is full, but Friday's

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<v Speaker 6>How long are you going to talk?

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you, Zacho. Welcome back to the Patterson Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to fall, everybody. You guys got big.

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<v Speaker 3>Fall plans that were different than your summer plans or

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<v Speaker 3>spring plans?

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<v Speaker 1>Anything exciting in the fall? Sauce? Yeah. Do you golf

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<v Speaker 1>all fall long? Like, when will you wrap it up

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<v Speaker 1>for the year? Oh, I don't know if I'll play

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<v Speaker 1>golf again. So you might be done?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>It's too cold in the morning, and I like to

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<v Speaker 5>play in the morning. 40 is 45, whatever it currently is.

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<v Speaker 1>It'd be too cold.

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<v Speaker 4>Hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm, you know. Put on a nice coat. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't this weekend because I'm going to a wedding. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks for the invite. My cousin is getting married.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Billy. No, her sister is. But that'll be fun. That'll

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<v Speaker 1>be a nice, beautiful fall wedding. Can't wait. Chris, big

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<v Speaker 1>fall plans?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm taking a week off. I'm here pretty soon to

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<v Speaker 4>not talk at all. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you going to tell my dad what to do?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to write it all out on his chest.

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<v Speaker 1>Nonverbal communication. That's hot.

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<v Speaker 4>With lipstick.

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<v Speaker 1>What is that?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm thinking next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Hmm.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. It's got to happen because the old voice is

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<v Speaker 4>going away quickly on me.

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<v Speaker 3>So you are going to not talk 24 hours a

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<v Speaker 3>day for an entire week.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the deal.

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<v Speaker 3>Damn, that's like going to a monastery with a bunch

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<v Speaker 3>of monks. Not Tony Shalhoub, just like actual monks. Was

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<v Speaker 3>that a good show? Never saw it.

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<v Speaker 1>People liked it. You liked it, right? Yeah. People like

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<v Speaker 1>the Shalhoub.

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<v Speaker 4>Sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I like that guy. He was in Men in Black.

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<v Speaker 4>Was he really? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember Men in Black very well.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a great movie. I've seen it probably as many

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<v Speaker 4>times as you've seen Jaws.

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<v Speaker 3>So from what day to what day are you going

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<v Speaker 3>completely nonverbal?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, we're negotiating that. I believe I'm going to go

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<v Speaker 4>next Tuesday through that.

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<v Speaker 2>Monday.

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<v Speaker 4>Well wait wait it's a sunday right game right against

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<v Speaker 4>the dolphins.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah probably i can't imagine that's a a prime time

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<v Speaker 3>game no it is it's a three o'clock game but

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<v Speaker 3>i'm saying a prime time it's not like a sunday

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<v Speaker 3>night game or a monday.

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<v Speaker 4>Night game sunday so i won't speak after i leave

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<v Speaker 4>here On Monday until Sunday morning during the pregame.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the plan. So, all right, that's a good chunk.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Clearly the longest since you've been a baby that you've

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<v Speaker 3>never talked.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That's got to be weird.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know how to do it, but I got

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<v Speaker 4>to do it. And I got to take steroids at

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<v Speaker 4>the same time. So when I come back, I'll be buff.

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<v Speaker 3>So do they say that, like, how much does your

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<v Speaker 3>daily life change in any way? Like, can you still

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<v Speaker 3>be active and do things and go out and you can.

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<v Speaker 1>Live your life completely normally? You just can't talk.

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<v Speaker 4>That's exactly right.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the goal.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>The steroids don't mess you up?

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<v Speaker 4>I have to be careful just to watch and monitor

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<v Speaker 4>how it affects me, but they gave me a list

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<v Speaker 4>of possible things that could happen. But all of it

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<v Speaker 4>sounds fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Sauce, how long do you think you could go without talking? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good question. Three of us were talking about

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<v Speaker 1>that earlier. Not long. An hour?

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<v Speaker 5>I just have a lot to say, even though none

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<v Speaker 5>of it makes sense or is of any value.

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<v Speaker 1>Of value, yeah. It would be tough for me.

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<v Speaker 6>That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be tough for me not to talk.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. It's going to be tough.

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<v Speaker 1>But you can text, and you love texting.

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<v Speaker 3>Why couldn't you just walk around the house texting back

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<v Speaker 3>and forth with everybody?

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<v Speaker 1>Including Lou Dog. Yeah. He can read.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I was trying to decide if I need to physically

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<v Speaker 4>go away, like if it's going to be hard for

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<v Speaker 4>me to do it, staying in my own place. But

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think so. If it starts to be a

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<v Speaker 4>problem for me, I will take it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you can get out.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I might have a harder time going somewhere because, like,

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<v Speaker 4>if you go to a hotel or something like that

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<v Speaker 4>or you go to.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you've got to interact with people.

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<v Speaker 4>You've got to interact with people.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 4>So I can use DoorDash if I need food.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I can just walk up to the counter and say–

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<v Speaker 4>or I can use the– like, if I needed Starbucks

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<v Speaker 4>or something like that or Caribou, I just order it

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<v Speaker 4>on my app and go pick it up. So I

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<v Speaker 4>think I can do it. It's not going to be easy, though. And, and,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, she said like, if, you know, if you

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<v Speaker 4>say hi, or if you say I need gas.

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<v Speaker 1>On pump three, like one word or two words.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 4>But silence is what I need. I have, um, another

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<v Speaker 4>buddy who I do the Vietnam show with, uh, his

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<v Speaker 4>name is Jeff. Um, and, uh, he had a blister, um,

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<v Speaker 4>about three times the size of mine on his vocal fold.

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<v Speaker 4>And it took him literally three months before he could talk.

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<v Speaker 4>And then he had to learn to talk again. And, uh,

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<v Speaker 4>I need to not have that happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure. Your main source of living is talking. Yeah. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, again, you know, if you're going to go

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<v Speaker 3>all in on this, there's no reason you couldn't just

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<v Speaker 3>like on your phone type in like, hey, I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>allowed to talk for six days for medical reasons and

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<v Speaker 3>just flash it to people at fast food places or

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<v Speaker 3>restaurants when you're picking stuff up. The high roller room.

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't going to say it. I just was going

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<v Speaker 3>to mention food places, but sure.

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<v Speaker 4>Not doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you can always just have that ready.

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<v Speaker 3>Have a card laminated and say, for medical reasons, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not allowed to talk until Sunday afternoon, so I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>ignoring you.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to be like Joker. Have the Flash people

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<v Speaker 4>in my card.

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<v Speaker 1>Wear it like around your neck. Like a lanyard. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like a lanyard.

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<v Speaker 4>Like a lanyard?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So people are like, hey, Hawk, how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>And just hold it out like this. Hmm.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, why don't you and solidarity do the same thing?

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<v Speaker 3>Same timeframe, Tuesday to Sunday.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe, maybe take a month.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you start now? It's Tuesday. Start now. See

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<v Speaker 1>if you can get to Sunday without talking.

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<v Speaker 3>And then you can give Chris all the pros and cons,

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<v Speaker 3>the heads up on what he should be worried about.

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<v Speaker 4>Would you please run a test pattern?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I like talking.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, but he has to do it for medical reasons.

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<v Speaker 3>His is serious. Yours would be more of a science experiment.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, no, I'm good

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<v Speaker 1>right where I am. I like talking.

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<v Speaker 5>I like informing people of my crappy opinion. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 5>don't have to stop.

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<v Speaker 3>When you guys, when you and your wife are out

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<v Speaker 3>to dinner, what percentage of the time are you the

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<v Speaker 3>one talking versus her?

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<v Speaker 4>90.

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<v Speaker 3>She's talking 10% of the time? I mean, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know if it's 10%, but I give her a talking to.

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<v Speaker 3>I talk a lot. I got a lot to say, man. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but doesn't she? Doesn't she have thoughts?

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't she have hopes and dreams and ideas and opinions?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Canceled!

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But yours are more important? No, mine are not more important. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a 90-10 split.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's probably 60-40. In favor of you? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>When you hear a good song, what percentage of the

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<v Speaker 4>time do you play the largest bass in the world? 99.9.

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<v Speaker 5>My go-to bit, because I always do something stupid or

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<v Speaker 5>say the wrong thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Great bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Always.

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<v Speaker 5>I always say something stupid or do the wrong thing.

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<v Speaker 5>And my way to get back... It's my favorite Spike

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<v Speaker 5>Lee movie. To get you back on my good side is.

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<v Speaker 1>Humor.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't like when you're mad at me. Anybody mad

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<v Speaker 5>at me. So immediately when my wife gets mad at me,

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<v Speaker 5>if she looks over at me, I just start airbasing.

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<v Speaker 5>She doesn't find it funny anymore. She used to be like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>that's okay. I would airbase just, you know, to break

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<v Speaker 5>the silence.

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<v Speaker 4>She didn't find that gem funny?

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<v Speaker 1>No, she does not.

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<v Speaker 5>She actually hates when I airbase.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder why. Do me a favor.

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<v Speaker 3>The next time you're on stage for Flop, Sweat, and

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<v Speaker 3>Tears and a joke just bombs.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, genius.

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<v Speaker 1>Just bombs. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Instead of going, I don't know why I said that.

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<v Speaker 3>That wasn't funny. Which comments, as you say, after almost

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<v Speaker 3>every joke? After a joke bombs, just play air base

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<v Speaker 3>and see how long.

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<v Speaker 1>It takes the whole crowd to laugh.

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<v Speaker 5>Common says that like he goes up there with Carlin's

0:25:57.040 --> 0:25:58.860
<v Speaker 5>back in town material.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. All right. Yeah, I will. Instead of saying that,

0:26:03.600 --> 0:26:08.480
<v Speaker 1>I'll just do that. I'll just air base.

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<v Speaker 4>It'll be like you're we're having a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He continues to say the.

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<v Speaker 3>Only reason you go first is because if you cut

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<v Speaker 3>your set short, then you can just leave.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So he's like, if Sauce is supposed to do 30,

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<v Speaker 3>sometimes he does like 15 and just gets off the stage.

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<v Speaker 3>And then he has to add an additional 15 to

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<v Speaker 3>his set.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he's up there for like an hour.

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<v Speaker 5>To be fair, ever since the one time I did

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<v Speaker 5>that to him, I have gone a half hour or

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<v Speaker 5>more every time since.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt bad. No, it's a bit. How short did

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<v Speaker 1>you cut it?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, I went about 12 because no one laughed.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you try playing air bass?

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 5>I just got mad and told this lady to shut

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<v Speaker 5>up because she kept making fun of me on stage.

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<v Speaker 4>And this is a direct memory from Corey I haven't

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<v Speaker 4>thought about in 20 years, Corey. But you know what

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<v Speaker 4>his problem with his air bass was that night? He

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<v Speaker 4>probably needed to tune it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, good point.

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't you have a buddy who would tune.

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<v Speaker 1>His air guitar? Was that you?

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<v Speaker 3>That sounds like something Dov would do.

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<v Speaker 4>Was it you then?

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<v Speaker 5>Tuning your air guitar is a funny bit. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>My memory is so bad about stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 3>There's like a 20% chance you're right.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't remember.

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<v Speaker 5>The air bass bit came from an old co-worker of

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<v Speaker 5>ours When he had a bass guitar that he never played,

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<v Speaker 5>but he would just sit and tune it all the time.

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<v Speaker 5>And it was like the super long bass. So we

0:27:41.260 --> 0:27:43.500
<v Speaker 5>would do this all the time around him. That's where

0:27:43.540 --> 0:27:46.260
<v Speaker 5>it came from. That's how we did it. He never

0:27:46.340 --> 0:27:47.840
<v Speaker 5>played it. He would just tune it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a skill that I have that is absolutely worthless

0:27:50.869 --> 0:27:53.570
<v Speaker 3>because I'm not in a band. I can tune a

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<v Speaker 3>guitar by ear in about 30 seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>I would assume you can too, Hogs. But who cares?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm tuning it for myself. You know what I'm saying? Like, oh, great.

0:28:03.760 --> 0:28:05.859
<v Speaker 3>I can, you know, turn it to drop D without

0:28:05.920 --> 0:28:08.500
<v Speaker 3>having to put a tuner on. It's very simple. Just

0:28:08.800 --> 0:28:09.520
<v Speaker 3>listen to it by ear.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it. So what? Cool.

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<v Speaker 3>I just do that to myself in my, you know...

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<v Speaker 3>And then I play the same seven guitar licks and

0:28:20.600 --> 0:28:21.220
<v Speaker 3>call it a day.

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<v Speaker 1>And no one hates that more than your wife. That

0:28:24.900 --> 0:28:27.520
<v Speaker 1>song again? It's called Practice.

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<v Speaker 3>You know how hard this riff is?

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<v Speaker 4>Why don't you practice being nice?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that'll go over well.

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<v Speaker 3>Next song, I'm going to play is Bitch by Meredith Brooks.

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<v Speaker 1>Great song. I know this riff by the.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you can just deadpan stare at her and play

0:28:45.150 --> 0:28:46.050
<v Speaker 5>without even looking.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>Download the Circle K app by joining the Inner Circle,

0:29:52.940 --> 0:29:55.160
<v Speaker 3>and then you can unlock your savings. Just do that

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<v Speaker 3>as quickly as possible. Again, Holiday Circle K, same thing.

0:29:57.700 --> 0:29:59.060
<v Speaker 4>I need to do that. They ask me every time

0:29:59.100 --> 0:29:59.459
<v Speaker 4>I go there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just do it. I need to just do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't I do it? Why don't you just do it, man?

0:30:03.340 --> 0:30:05.340
<v Speaker 1>Advertising works. Just do it.

0:30:05.540 --> 0:30:06.500
<v Speaker 4>Are you going to do it?

0:30:06.700 --> 0:30:09.280
<v Speaker 1>Kyler Murray cleared concussion protocol.

0:30:09.300 --> 0:30:12.260
<v Speaker 3>He will start Sunday for the Vikings against the Tampa

0:30:12.300 --> 0:30:12.960
<v Speaker 3>Bay Buccaneers.

0:30:13.520 --> 0:30:15.580
<v Speaker 1>Carson Wentz, essentially 2-0, right?

0:30:15.600 --> 0:30:18.120
<v Speaker 3>He played all but 11 snaps in Week 1, so

0:30:18.140 --> 0:30:20.380
<v Speaker 3>we can give him credit, even though he didn't start

0:30:20.400 --> 0:30:23.240
<v Speaker 3>Game 1. But 2-0 with Wentz, and now we're going

0:30:23.280 --> 0:30:24.500
<v Speaker 3>back to Kyler.

0:30:24.160 --> 0:30:26.480
<v Speaker 1>Murray against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

0:30:27.420 --> 0:30:27.620
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:30:28.200 --> 0:30:29.000
<v Speaker 1>Who are 0-2.

0:30:29.140 --> 0:30:32.300
<v Speaker 3>Also expected to return, Jawan Jennings, who missed the Bears

0:30:32.340 --> 0:30:33.760
<v Speaker 3>game because of a death.

0:30:33.580 --> 0:30:34.200
<v Speaker 1>In the family.

0:30:34.560 --> 0:30:35.100
<v Speaker 4>That's what it was?

0:30:35.180 --> 0:30:39.800
<v Speaker 1>Okay. That sucks. Jennings will be back.

0:30:40.520 --> 0:30:42.900
<v Speaker 4>We'll be glad to have him back. Welcome into the fold.

0:30:43.040 --> 0:30:47.280
<v Speaker 4>Sorry about what happened.

0:30:47.300 --> 0:30:49.270
<v Speaker 1>The Buccaneers are in a weird spot.

0:30:50.120 --> 0:30:53.230
<v Speaker 3>Baker just got paid a ton of money, but they're struggling.

0:30:53.330 --> 0:30:56.230
<v Speaker 3>They lost to the stupid-ass Browns on Sunday after a

0:30:56.450 --> 0:30:58.890
<v Speaker 3>two-hour-and-plus lightning delay.

0:30:58.910 --> 0:31:00.580
<v Speaker 1>That sucks.

0:31:01.880 --> 0:31:07.700
<v Speaker 3>Um, yeah, the Buccaneers are, Oh, and two, they are

0:31:07.780 --> 0:31:09.739
<v Speaker 3>tied with the, Oh, and two Atlanta Falcons who are

0:31:09.780 --> 0:31:10.900
<v Speaker 3>just about as bad as they get.

0:31:10.920 --> 0:31:12.520
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:31:13.120 --> 0:31:15.270
<v Speaker 1>The weird division, by the way, the Panthers and saints

0:31:15.310 --> 0:31:16.110
<v Speaker 1>are both one in one.

0:31:16.120 --> 0:31:16.390
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:31:16.690 --> 0:31:16.830
<v Speaker 2>Right.

0:31:16.870 --> 0:31:19.430
<v Speaker 3>Tyler shook might, might be much better than we all thought.

0:31:19.970 --> 0:31:22.370
<v Speaker 3>Bryce young is way better than we all thought a

0:31:22.390 --> 0:31:23.790
<v Speaker 3>couple of years ago when we all thought he was

0:31:23.830 --> 0:31:27.260
<v Speaker 3>toast as a number one overall bus. But, uh, He's

0:31:27.300 --> 0:31:29.670
<v Speaker 3>in a much better spot. So the Panthers are 1-1.

0:31:29.710 --> 0:31:32.740
<v Speaker 3>The Saints are 1-1. The Bucs and Falcons are 0-2.

0:31:33.060 --> 0:31:33.940
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, shocking.

0:31:33.960 --> 0:31:36.260
<v Speaker 5>They've put talent around him, and they added a lot

0:31:36.280 --> 0:31:37.860
<v Speaker 5>in this offseason to Bryce Young.

0:31:38.000 --> 0:31:41.500
<v Speaker 1>So the Panthers. Anywhere specifically? The O-line.

0:31:43.760 --> 0:31:46.219
<v Speaker 4>Did you see this? I'm sorry. We were talking about

0:31:46.240 --> 0:31:47.800
<v Speaker 4>the State Fair. I just got an email from a

0:31:47.840 --> 0:31:53.580
<v Speaker 4>listener who said that they're already talking about the prices

0:31:53.620 --> 0:31:54.560
<v Speaker 4>for the State Fair next year.

0:31:54.580 --> 0:31:55.120
<v Speaker 1>Mm-hmm.

0:31:55.560 --> 0:31:57.310
<v Speaker 4>Did you see they're raising the price of the corn

0:31:57.330 --> 0:31:57.790
<v Speaker 4>on the cob?

0:31:58.270 --> 0:31:59.010
<v Speaker 1>From what to what?

0:31:59.450 --> 0:32:06.770
<v Speaker 4>A buck an ear. That's a dad joke.

0:32:07.050 --> 0:32:11.030
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a... It's like a dollar an hour. Yeah. Sauce,

0:32:11.050 --> 0:32:13.320
<v Speaker 1>you do one. Me? Do a dad joke?

0:32:14.260 --> 0:32:14.800
<v Speaker 4>You're a dad now.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on in.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell us a joke.

0:32:20.200 --> 0:32:20.600
<v Speaker 4>I always.

0:32:21.240 --> 0:32:24.940
<v Speaker 5>randomly i'll ask uh alexa to play one i'll just

0:32:24.980 --> 0:32:27.520
<v Speaker 5>say hey alexa give me a dad joke and it'll

0:32:27.540 --> 0:32:29.140
<v Speaker 5>do one and it was a really good one but

0:32:29.180 --> 0:32:33.080
<v Speaker 5>i forgot it cool because i'm not good at comprehending.

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<v Speaker 3>You mean retaining was that the joke that you just

0:32:35.890 --> 0:32:38.610
<v Speaker 3>told us i don't really have a dad joke like

0:32:38.810 --> 0:32:42.450
<v Speaker 3>uh what's up in the road ahead my dad you

0:32:42.470 --> 0:32:43.030
<v Speaker 3>always used to.

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<v Speaker 5>Say that like it's i hope he was better at

0:32:46.800 --> 0:32:49.320
<v Speaker 5>But there was like these... Man, you better break off

0:32:49.340 --> 0:32:50.020
<v Speaker 5>that air bass.

0:32:50.300 --> 0:32:51.620
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, get her to tune that some bitch.

0:32:51.640 --> 0:32:54.160
<v Speaker 1>Because this is... This is bombing.

0:32:56.950 --> 0:32:57.750
<v Speaker 4>Is that a tune? See?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, thanks, Hogs. That's a good bit. I'm going to

0:33:00.650 --> 0:33:01.310
<v Speaker 1>start doing that.

0:33:01.510 --> 0:33:03.770
<v Speaker 3>Chris, I was just telling Sauce during the break because,

0:33:04.150 --> 0:33:06.210
<v Speaker 3>you know, I hadn't talked for 30 seconds, so I

0:33:06.260 --> 0:33:07.080
<v Speaker 3>needed to tell somebody.

0:33:07.220 --> 0:33:07.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:33:07.620 --> 0:33:08.920
<v Speaker 1>When we were talking about how fast I can tune

0:33:08.960 --> 0:33:10.040
<v Speaker 1>a guitar by ear.

0:33:10.160 --> 0:33:10.340
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:33:10.680 --> 0:33:14.560
<v Speaker 1>I use two songs. Because one song uses five strings.

0:33:14.970 --> 0:33:17.260
<v Speaker 3>So if I can get those five tuned, then I

0:33:17.320 --> 0:33:20.040
<v Speaker 3>can use another song that has strings five and six.

0:33:20.900 --> 0:33:23.800
<v Speaker 3>I use Say It Ain't So by Weezer. That'll get

0:33:23.820 --> 0:33:25.920
<v Speaker 3>me the bottom five strings. And then once I know

0:33:25.940 --> 0:33:28.300
<v Speaker 3>the fifth string is tuned, then I use the opening

0:33:28.360 --> 0:33:32.140
<v Speaker 3>riff for Smashing Pumpkins today. And that's the top two strings.

0:33:32.180 --> 0:33:34.060
<v Speaker 3>And then boom, there's all six strings and we're moving on.

0:33:34.200 --> 0:33:36.840
<v Speaker 4>That's pretty cool, man. That's really neat. Let's listen to

0:33:36.900 --> 0:33:37.620
<v Speaker 4>a podcast.

0:33:37.320 --> 0:33:41.320
<v Speaker 1>With Johnny Resnick. From Goo Goo Dolls.

0:33:41.340 --> 0:33:43.240
<v Speaker 4>Goo Goo Dolls, who is brilliant, by the way. It

0:33:43.900 --> 0:33:45.520
<v Speaker 4>was a really good interview. It was a Beato interview.

0:33:46.060 --> 0:33:47.330
<v Speaker 1>That guy's great. He really is.

0:33:47.450 --> 0:33:52.170
<v Speaker 4>And one of his things, like if you can listen

0:33:52.290 --> 0:33:55.690
<v Speaker 4>in your head, if you can make that happen to

0:33:55.730 --> 0:33:58.770
<v Speaker 4>the beginning of, and I'd give up forever to touch you.

0:33:58.800 --> 0:34:02.600
<v Speaker 4>You know how that, it almost sounds like a mandolin,

0:34:02.640 --> 0:34:05.680
<v Speaker 4>but it's not. It's a guitar. He spends all his

0:34:05.720 --> 0:34:09.620
<v Speaker 4>time when he's writing, tuning the guitar to, to different

0:34:09.980 --> 0:34:13.419
<v Speaker 4>weird tunings. And he said it drives his guitar tech

0:34:13.460 --> 0:34:17.069
<v Speaker 4>crazy because you have to have a different guitar for

0:34:17.170 --> 0:34:21.350
<v Speaker 4>every song, essentially, when you do that. And it's really

0:34:21.390 --> 0:34:22.810
<v Speaker 4>hard on the neck of the guitar. And he pulled

0:34:22.830 --> 0:34:25.969
<v Speaker 4>out the guitar he wrote that song on. And it's

0:34:26.070 --> 0:34:28.590
<v Speaker 4>almost bowed. The neck is almost bowed because the tuning

0:34:28.630 --> 0:34:29.390
<v Speaker 4>is so stressful.

0:34:29.430 --> 0:34:29.970
<v Speaker 1>Is that tight?

0:34:30.030 --> 0:34:33.420
<v Speaker 4>But he's been using it for so long. Wow. Fascinating stuff.

0:34:33.480 --> 0:34:34.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's great.

0:34:34.420 --> 0:34:36.180
<v Speaker 4>He writes the music and it tells him what the

0:34:36.219 --> 0:34:38.489
<v Speaker 4>song is about, which is brilliant. I do it the

0:34:38.510 --> 0:34:41.089
<v Speaker 4>exact opposite way. Not that I, not anybody cares, but

0:34:41.130 --> 0:34:42.410
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I've not heard of a lot of

0:34:42.430 --> 0:34:44.910
<v Speaker 4>people who write the music first. And I know that

0:34:45.090 --> 0:34:47.830
<v Speaker 4>that's what Bernie Taupin does for Elton John. No, it's

0:34:47.850 --> 0:34:49.890
<v Speaker 4>the other way around. Taupin writes the lyric and Elton

0:34:49.910 --> 0:34:51.239
<v Speaker 4>John then writes the music. Yeah.

0:34:51.360 --> 0:34:54.760
<v Speaker 1>Which is what a combo. Were they like high school buddies?

0:34:54.800 --> 0:34:55.259
<v Speaker 1>How did they?

0:34:55.340 --> 0:34:57.820
<v Speaker 4>No, they met when Elton was trying to get a

0:34:57.820 --> 0:34:58.160
<v Speaker 4>record deal.

0:34:58.680 --> 0:34:58.899
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:34:58.920 --> 0:35:00.020
<v Speaker 1>I mean, what a combo.

0:35:00.239 --> 0:35:00.640
<v Speaker 2>I remember.

0:35:00.739 --> 0:35:01.560
<v Speaker 4>Did you ever see that movie?

0:35:02.560 --> 0:35:04.000
<v Speaker 1>Uh, the, no, I have not.

0:35:04.120 --> 0:35:07.580
<v Speaker 4>So the crazy thing is, and apparently it's a true story. Um, uh,

0:35:08.100 --> 0:35:11.060
<v Speaker 4>Elton went into a record company and the, um, uh,

0:35:11.600 --> 0:35:13.800
<v Speaker 4>the guy sitting at the desk, the, the record exec

0:35:13.920 --> 0:35:17.200
<v Speaker 4>basically had a stack of, um, of things on his

0:35:17.219 --> 0:35:19.460
<v Speaker 4>desk that were songwriters. And he picked up one and

0:35:19.480 --> 0:35:21.180
<v Speaker 4>he goes, I don't know, call this guy. And it

0:35:21.200 --> 0:35:22.060
<v Speaker 4>was Bernie Talbot.

0:35:22.080 --> 0:35:24.459
<v Speaker 1>Wow. What a combo. Right place, right time.

0:35:24.680 --> 0:35:24.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:35:25.820 --> 0:35:26.550
<v Speaker 1>Butterfly effect.

0:35:26.590 --> 0:35:27.049
<v Speaker 2>Music, man.

0:35:27.300 --> 0:35:28.410
<v Speaker 1>Hey, can I tell you something?

0:35:28.430 --> 0:35:29.489
<v Speaker 4>Uh, uh, no, no.

0:35:31.180 --> 0:35:35.770
<v Speaker 5>A harmless conspiracy I have about Elton John. It ties

0:35:35.830 --> 0:35:36.810
<v Speaker 5>into what he's talking about.

0:35:36.850 --> 0:35:42.200
<v Speaker 4>Is this like a dude not being gay?

0:35:42.520 --> 0:35:44.379
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no.

0:35:44.719 --> 0:35:45.480
<v Speaker 4>I'm not blind.

0:35:45.500 --> 0:35:48.880
<v Speaker 3>You're talking about Eric, why and Mary?

0:35:48.900 --> 0:35:49.090
<v Speaker 2>No, um.

0:35:52.980 --> 0:35:55.620
<v Speaker 5>You know, on Google, when you go like, let's say

0:35:55.640 --> 0:35:57.800
<v Speaker 5>you go to Google and you put in donut shop.

0:35:58.180 --> 0:36:01.040
<v Speaker 1>You've done that. You know, 100%. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I

0:36:01.080 --> 0:36:01.660
<v Speaker 1>like donuts.

0:36:02.280 --> 0:36:08.110
<v Speaker 5>And then it shows like Steve's donut shop right at

0:36:08.140 --> 0:36:08.570
<v Speaker 5>the top.

0:36:08.610 --> 0:36:10.730
<v Speaker 1>And that means Steve paid for it.

0:36:11.230 --> 0:36:11.469
<v Speaker 2>Right.

0:36:11.910 --> 0:36:12.470
<v Speaker 1>Is that correct?

0:36:13.450 --> 0:36:18.709
<v Speaker 3>We're like people search engine optimization, right? SEO, whatever that means.

0:36:18.989 --> 0:36:19.209
<v Speaker 2>Sure.

0:36:20.390 --> 0:36:27.590
<v Speaker 5>I'm convinced that Elton John's team pays Apple to be

0:36:27.630 --> 0:36:31.010
<v Speaker 5>the next song when you shuffle. You can play about

0:36:31.100 --> 0:36:33.799
<v Speaker 5>any genre, especially kind of the music I listen to.

0:36:34.260 --> 0:36:36.900
<v Speaker 1>The next song, like if I play like.

0:36:37.480 --> 0:36:40.940
<v Speaker 5>You know, Lawyers, Guns and Money by Warren Zevon, the

0:36:41.080 --> 0:36:45.390
<v Speaker 5>next song will always be an Elton John song. I

0:36:45.489 --> 0:36:49.029
<v Speaker 5>am convinced that Elton John's people are paying money to

0:36:49.070 --> 0:36:50.069
<v Speaker 5>have Elton John's music.

0:36:50.090 --> 0:36:51.049
<v Speaker 4>Pull out your phone right now.

0:36:51.090 --> 0:36:52.839
<v Speaker 1>Come on, next. Okay?

0:36:53.510 --> 0:36:56.180
<v Speaker 3>These kinds of theories is why when you go out

0:36:56.200 --> 0:36:59.040
<v Speaker 3>to dinner with your wife, you talk 90% of the time.

0:36:59.060 --> 0:37:00.200
<v Speaker 4>You better tune that bass.

0:37:01.200 --> 0:37:03.259
<v Speaker 1>I told her that, and she goes, I wouldn't share

0:37:03.300 --> 0:37:05.410
<v Speaker 1>that one on the air. But I'm convinced of it.

0:37:05.420 --> 0:37:05.690
<v Speaker 1>Hold on.

0:37:05.700 --> 0:37:08.340
<v Speaker 4>You're going to have to cut this out of the podcast.

0:37:08.440 --> 0:37:11.290
<v Speaker 4>We apologize. But I want you to play Lawyer's Guns

0:37:11.330 --> 0:37:11.609
<v Speaker 4>and Money.

0:37:11.630 --> 0:37:12.430
<v Speaker 1>Okay, hold on.

0:37:12.570 --> 0:37:14.290
<v Speaker 4>And then I want you to hit next song.

0:37:15.540 --> 0:37:17.080
<v Speaker 3>Are you saying when you hit next or when the

0:37:17.120 --> 0:37:20.130
<v Speaker 3>song ends? And does that matter? Does that change the algorithm,

0:37:20.150 --> 0:37:22.210
<v Speaker 3>whether you're skipping versus finishing the song?

0:37:22.340 --> 0:37:23.020
<v Speaker 1>It shouldn't.

0:37:23.040 --> 0:37:23.580
<v Speaker 4>Should it echo?

0:37:23.660 --> 0:37:23.960
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

0:37:25.930 --> 0:37:26.690
<v Speaker 4>I'm not sure.

0:37:26.910 --> 0:37:29.390
<v Speaker 3>And why are you using Apple Music? Why don't you

0:37:29.530 --> 0:37:31.009
<v Speaker 3>use iHeartRadio?

0:37:31.290 --> 0:37:35.100
<v Speaker 1>It does the same thing. Apple was just the closest.

0:37:35.260 --> 0:37:37.219
<v Speaker 1>I don't even have to play it. I'll just show

0:37:37.260 --> 0:37:37.739
<v Speaker 1>you like this.

0:37:37.800 --> 0:37:38.560
<v Speaker 4>No, you have to play it.

0:37:38.739 --> 0:37:40.460
<v Speaker 1>I'll play it, but then I'll just skip to the

0:37:40.500 --> 0:37:45.100
<v Speaker 1>next song. Let me see. What song is this? Great song, right, Hugs?

0:37:45.160 --> 0:37:46.980
<v Speaker 1>I don't know that one, but okay. I might know

0:37:47.000 --> 0:37:50.120
<v Speaker 1>it if I heard it, but I don't. Okay, see?

0:37:50.640 --> 0:37:54.630
<v Speaker 1>There it goes. Okay, that's the band. Tom Petty, Free Fallen.

0:37:55.280 --> 0:38:00.380
<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's not true. It's not even close. Keep going. Six, seven, eight, nine.

0:38:00.400 --> 0:38:03.440
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so it was the ninth song. The ninth song

0:38:03.480 --> 0:38:07.160
<v Speaker 3>was Elton John. Yeah, but it's that era. It's called

0:38:07.180 --> 0:38:10.240
<v Speaker 3>the genre, right? The algorithm thinks, well, he likes Warren Zevon.

0:38:10.260 --> 0:38:13.140
<v Speaker 3>He might like music from that era. Maybe it's Elton John.

0:38:13.239 --> 0:38:16.690
<v Speaker 3>That is nine songs later. Okay, there we go. Now

0:38:16.710 --> 0:38:23.610
<v Speaker 3>let's see. Count one, two. That was Pearl Jam. Three, four, five, six, seven.

0:38:24.410 --> 0:38:25.089
<v Speaker 3>Is that Elton?

0:38:25.219 --> 0:38:25.820
<v Speaker 4>Okay, six.

0:38:25.860 --> 0:38:28.120
<v Speaker 1>That was the sixth. It always ends on Elton.

0:38:28.140 --> 0:38:30.060
<v Speaker 4>But you probably listen to Elton a lot.

0:38:30.100 --> 0:38:30.600
<v Speaker 1>Exactly.

0:38:30.620 --> 0:38:32.620
<v Speaker 3>You listen to Elton all the time, so it thinks

0:38:32.640 --> 0:38:37.020
<v Speaker 3>you're waiting. Now it thinks you're skipping specifically.

0:38:36.320 --> 0:38:39.609
<v Speaker 1>To get to Elton. Van Morrison, watch. One, two.

0:38:39.640 --> 0:38:40.009
<v Speaker 6>Boom!

0:38:40.390 --> 0:38:41.130
<v Speaker 2>See, one.

0:38:41.230 --> 0:38:45.910
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because you keep stopping on Elton. You're training it

0:38:45.930 --> 0:38:48.169
<v Speaker 3>to say, I stop when Elton pops up.

0:38:48.230 --> 0:38:48.950
<v Speaker 1>Let's play.

0:38:48.969 --> 0:38:50.130
<v Speaker 4>Hold on.

0:38:50.150 --> 0:38:52.509
<v Speaker 1>Let's play in the road, shall we? Do it.

0:38:52.870 --> 0:38:55.219
<v Speaker 3>Do like a search for like rump shaker by rex

0:38:55.239 --> 0:38:57.500
<v Speaker 3>and effects and then see how many songs it takes

0:38:57.540 --> 0:39:00.540
<v Speaker 3>to get to elton because you're you're dancing in the

0:39:00.600 --> 0:39:03.040
<v Speaker 3>genre of elton john you're in that era yeah do

0:39:03.060 --> 0:39:06.879
<v Speaker 3>you just get to rump shaker okay one two three

0:39:07.560 --> 0:39:13.730
<v Speaker 3>great song four five six i'm gonna seven yeah.

0:39:13.550 --> 0:39:16.070
<v Speaker 1>Eight it's not even close no but now.

0:39:15.930 --> 0:39:21.049
<v Speaker 3>You gave up he quit after eight you're in the

0:39:21.110 --> 0:39:23.010
<v Speaker 3>genre That's why.

0:39:23.030 --> 0:39:24.360
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:39:24.980 --> 0:39:25.399
<v Speaker 1>Guess what?

0:39:25.760 --> 0:39:27.490
<v Speaker 3>If I'm listening to Limp Bizkit and then the next

0:39:27.530 --> 0:39:28.690
<v Speaker 3>song I skip, it's.

0:39:28.550 --> 0:39:29.890
<v Speaker 4>Like, they keep thinking.

0:39:30.000 --> 0:39:33.160
<v Speaker 1>I want to listen to Korn. Yeah, I wonder why.

0:39:33.219 --> 0:39:34.400
<v Speaker 1>You're listening to Nu Metal.

0:39:35.320 --> 0:39:36.620
<v Speaker 4>You're raising the price of Korn?

0:39:36.640 --> 0:39:38.000
<v Speaker 1>About a buck an ear.

0:39:39.530 --> 0:39:41.850
<v Speaker 5>Almost every time I'm in my car when I'm like, hey,

0:39:41.870 --> 0:39:43.989
<v Speaker 5>I should listen to Fool in the Rain, the next

0:39:44.030 --> 0:39:45.529
<v Speaker 5>song will be an Elton John song.

0:39:46.110 --> 0:39:47.670
<v Speaker 1>Can you, like, shut up?

0:39:48.010 --> 0:39:49.009
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm going to say it.

0:39:49.510 --> 0:39:52.530
<v Speaker 1>No, no, you can't. Is this a joke? I wish.

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<v Speaker 4>Turn that bass.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what would be even better?

0:40:02.219 --> 0:40:03.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh, man, this is even better.

0:40:03.920 --> 0:40:06.220
<v Speaker 3>If you ever go to a Flop, Sweat, and Tears

0:40:06.860 --> 0:40:09.520
<v Speaker 3>show with Common and Sauce, and if you believe, as

0:40:09.560 --> 0:40:12.000
<v Speaker 3>an audience member, that a joke bombed, just.

0:40:11.890 --> 0:40:16.090
<v Speaker 1>Stand up and play air bass. Yeah. Genius, yeah.

0:40:16.510 --> 0:40:20.820
<v Speaker 3>The whole crowd is just rocking.

0:40:20.360 --> 0:40:22.359
<v Speaker 1>Back and forth with Air Base.

0:40:22.380 --> 0:40:26.000
<v Speaker 3>So it's just you on stage in absolute silence and

0:40:26.040 --> 0:40:28.820
<v Speaker 3>the Guinness World Record collection of Air Bases.

0:40:28.880 --> 0:40:31.320
<v Speaker 4>We need to do a flash mob at his next concert.

0:40:31.440 --> 0:40:33.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm at Grandview a week from Saturday.

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<v Speaker 6>Do it.

0:40:34.160 --> 0:40:34.780
<v Speaker 1>It'll be great.

0:40:35.010 --> 0:40:35.820
<v Speaker 5>Is this a joke?

0:40:35.910 --> 0:40:36.160
<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you, Zacho. Guys, last night I was talking to

0:41:14.719 --> 0:41:18.250
<v Speaker 4>one of my neighbors who is a basketball referee for

0:41:18.690 --> 0:41:22.029
<v Speaker 4>mid-major college basketball. Travels all over the country doing it, right?

0:41:22.950 --> 0:41:26.710
<v Speaker 4>Cool guy. We were talking about his sport and when

0:41:26.730 --> 0:41:28.690
<v Speaker 4>they get started and how hard it is and how

0:41:28.710 --> 0:41:31.049
<v Speaker 4>hard it was last year to get around, you know,

0:41:31.130 --> 0:41:33.940
<v Speaker 4>traveling as much as they do as referees. And he

0:41:34.000 --> 0:41:36.040
<v Speaker 4>asked me about my job with the Vikings and stuff

0:41:36.080 --> 0:41:38.200
<v Speaker 4>like that, and we were talking about the season. Anyway,

0:41:38.320 --> 0:41:41.299
<v Speaker 4>I digress. And I had this thought as I was

0:41:41.360 --> 0:41:43.910
<v Speaker 4>walking away after talking about the Vikings, that it felt

0:41:43.930 --> 0:41:50.049
<v Speaker 4>like I was talking about the 2000-2001 Baltimore Ravens, if

0:41:50.090 --> 0:41:51.549
<v Speaker 4>things turned out to be great and we win the

0:41:51.570 --> 0:41:53.900
<v Speaker 4>Super Bowl. You get my point. And that got me

0:41:53.920 --> 0:41:55.700
<v Speaker 4>going down the road about how a great defense can

0:41:55.719 --> 0:41:57.590
<v Speaker 4>win a Super Bowl with a quarterback who just doesn't

0:41:57.610 --> 0:41:59.870
<v Speaker 4>turn the ball over, which is what Trent Dilfer was.

0:42:00.650 --> 0:42:02.469
<v Speaker 4>And then I started thinking, I wonder what happened with

0:42:02.510 --> 0:42:05.649
<v Speaker 4>Trent Dilfer after that. Do you guys know the answer

0:42:05.670 --> 0:42:06.170
<v Speaker 4>to the question?

0:42:06.290 --> 0:42:10.649
<v Speaker 1>He did media for a long, long time. Tons of broadcasting.

0:42:11.250 --> 0:42:15.759
<v Speaker 4>Do you know that after winning the Super Bowl, they

0:42:15.780 --> 0:42:20.589
<v Speaker 4>cut him? They did not resign Trent Dilfer. The next year,

0:42:20.670 --> 0:42:24.500
<v Speaker 4>he was the backup to Matt Hasselbeck in Seattle.

0:42:25.060 --> 0:42:27.299
<v Speaker 1>I did not know that. I did not know that

0:42:27.320 --> 0:42:27.660
<v Speaker 1>as well.

0:42:28.020 --> 0:42:32.520
<v Speaker 4>How about that? He won the Super Bowl and did

0:42:32.600 --> 0:42:33.970
<v Speaker 4>not get re-signed to the team.

0:42:34.650 --> 0:42:37.009
<v Speaker 1>Wow. He, he's the anomaly though, right?

0:42:37.050 --> 0:42:40.540
<v Speaker 3>Like you have to have a hall of fame defense

0:42:40.780 --> 0:42:44.540
<v Speaker 3>to get away with having a very, very, very average quarterback.

0:42:45.000 --> 0:42:48.220
<v Speaker 3>It's nine times out of 10. You have to have

0:42:48.320 --> 0:42:50.339
<v Speaker 3>a top 10 ish quarterback.

0:42:50.580 --> 0:42:50.779
<v Speaker 1>Right.

0:42:51.320 --> 0:42:54.520
<v Speaker 3>So, but for years, right, he was the, well, Trent Dilfer,

0:42:54.640 --> 0:42:55.980
<v Speaker 3>Trent Dilfer, for sure.

0:42:56.000 --> 0:42:57.620
<v Speaker 1>People would use that all the time. And it's, it's,

0:42:57.890 --> 0:42:58.570
<v Speaker 1>they're not wrong.

0:42:58.610 --> 0:43:01.210
<v Speaker 3>But again, the difference is that Ravens defense was so

0:43:01.410 --> 0:43:05.460
<v Speaker 3>lights out that that you just couldn't be a disaster.

0:43:05.520 --> 0:43:08.799
<v Speaker 3>If you were just okay, that was probably enough to win.

0:43:08.820 --> 0:43:09.760
<v Speaker 3>That's all they needed.

0:43:10.000 --> 0:43:11.680
<v Speaker 4>So let me tell you guys a little bit real quick.

0:43:12.260 --> 0:43:14.489
<v Speaker 4>Dilfer signed with the Ravens on March 8th of the

0:43:14.530 --> 0:43:17.710
<v Speaker 4>year 2000. And was the backup for a quarterback by

0:43:17.750 --> 0:43:18.310
<v Speaker 4>the name of?

0:43:18.310 --> 0:43:18.370
<v Speaker 2>2000?

0:43:18.350 --> 0:43:23.150
<v Speaker 1>Not Elvis Gerbach.

0:43:23.170 --> 0:43:24.149
<v Speaker 4>You're going to have a hard time.

0:43:24.170 --> 0:43:24.569
<v Speaker 1>Hang on.

0:43:24.950 --> 0:43:28.900
<v Speaker 4>Gerbach, by the way, replaced Dilfer after they cut him.

0:43:30.230 --> 0:43:31.149
<v Speaker 1>Tony Banks, no.

0:43:31.170 --> 0:43:31.510
<v Speaker 4>Bam!

0:43:31.670 --> 0:43:33.489
<v Speaker 1>Tony Banks? How the hell did you remember that name?

0:43:33.610 --> 0:43:35.970
<v Speaker 1>I was just trying to think of that era of Ravens.

0:43:36.030 --> 0:43:37.610
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know the timeline. Great guess.

0:43:37.910 --> 0:43:40.630
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so Tony Banks, after two straight losses and four

0:43:40.710 --> 0:43:44.850
<v Speaker 4>straight weeks without an offensive touchdown, the Ravens replaced Banks

0:43:44.870 --> 0:43:48.650
<v Speaker 4>with Trent Dilfer. The Ravens would lose their third straight

0:43:48.670 --> 0:43:51.049
<v Speaker 4>game and fail to score a touchdown for the fifth

0:43:51.090 --> 0:43:51.589
<v Speaker 4>straight week.

0:43:52.310 --> 0:43:52.650
<v Speaker 2>Yikes.

0:43:53.310 --> 0:43:54.779
<v Speaker 4>It would be the last time the Ravens would lose

0:43:54.840 --> 0:43:55.570
<v Speaker 4>a game that season.

0:43:55.700 --> 0:43:55.879
<v Speaker 1>Sure.

0:43:56.560 --> 0:43:56.940
<v Speaker 3>Sure.

0:43:57.300 --> 0:43:57.760
<v Speaker 1>Sure.

0:43:57.780 --> 0:44:00.140
<v Speaker 4>Or even go without a touchdown. The Ravens finished the

0:44:00.180 --> 0:44:03.820
<v Speaker 4>season winning seven straight during a wildcard berth. They went 12-4.

0:44:04.950 --> 0:44:08.210
<v Speaker 4>The 7-1 run also gave Delphi a 45-39 record as

0:44:08.270 --> 0:44:11.010
<v Speaker 4>a starter at that point. During the playoffs, Delphi went 3-0, obviously.

0:44:11.610 --> 0:44:13.109
<v Speaker 4>And the Ravens advanced to the Super Bowl.

0:44:13.710 --> 0:44:15.370
<v Speaker 3>So, but help me out, because we used to get

0:44:15.410 --> 0:44:16.870
<v Speaker 3>this wrong all the time, but I'm pretty sure this

0:44:16.930 --> 0:44:17.509
<v Speaker 3>is correct now.

0:44:18.380 --> 0:44:21.379
<v Speaker 1>That was the year before they got Ed Reed, right?

0:44:21.400 --> 0:44:21.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:44:22.360 --> 0:44:24.700
<v Speaker 3>So I think they won it before Ed Reed was

0:44:24.760 --> 0:44:27.419
<v Speaker 3>even a part of that team. And if that's true,

0:44:27.540 --> 0:44:30.880
<v Speaker 3>let's double check. Think about that for a second. Arguably,

0:44:32.160 --> 0:44:34.160
<v Speaker 3>one of the, what, two or three best safeties of

0:44:34.219 --> 0:44:36.560
<v Speaker 3>all time? He's probably the best. He might be one

0:44:36.580 --> 0:44:39.220
<v Speaker 3>of the best. If not the best, he was my favorite.

0:44:39.260 --> 0:44:42.150
<v Speaker 4>What year was it, Og? 2000, 2001 was the Super Bowl,

0:44:42.170 --> 0:44:43.330
<v Speaker 4>but the year 2000 season.

0:44:43.530 --> 0:44:45.390
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he was on the team in 2002. So that

0:44:46.550 --> 0:44:47.850
<v Speaker 5>didn't even include Ed Reed.

0:44:47.870 --> 0:44:48.670
<v Speaker 4>Imagine that.

0:44:48.950 --> 0:44:49.129
<v Speaker 2>Nope.

0:44:50.040 --> 0:44:52.920
<v Speaker 1>Isn't that nuts? Yeah. Yeah. They only got better. I know.

0:44:52.940 --> 0:44:55.160
<v Speaker 1>They only got better, yeah. Yeah.

0:44:56.200 --> 0:44:57.920
<v Speaker 4>So they won the Super Bowl that year against the

0:44:57.960 --> 0:45:03.380
<v Speaker 4>New York Giants, a 34-7 blowout. Dilfer in the Super

0:45:03.420 --> 0:45:06.500
<v Speaker 4>Bowl went 12-25 for 153-1 touchdown.

0:45:06.980 --> 0:45:10.219
<v Speaker 3>I mean, again, definition, not even maybe middle of the road.

0:45:10.239 --> 0:45:12.500
<v Speaker 3>That might even be slightly under the middle of the road.

0:45:12.739 --> 0:45:17.540
<v Speaker 4>He also threw an interception that went back for a touchdown,

0:45:17.660 --> 0:45:21.110
<v Speaker 4>but it was called back due to holding. Against the Giants.

0:45:21.450 --> 0:45:22.750
<v Speaker 1>Whoopsies. Whoopsies.

0:45:22.810 --> 0:45:22.989
<v Speaker 2>Yep.

0:45:24.250 --> 0:45:25.110
<v Speaker 4>He wasn't re-signed.

0:45:25.810 --> 0:45:29.230
<v Speaker 1>So was that the Kerry Collins team? Had to have been.

0:45:29.250 --> 0:45:32.489
<v Speaker 1>That was the team that beat us 41-donuts?

0:45:32.690 --> 0:45:35.740
<v Speaker 4>Yes, I think. Let me check. Hold on.

0:45:35.750 --> 0:45:38.029
<v Speaker 1>That beat Dante in the NFC title game?

0:45:40.030 --> 0:45:46.230
<v Speaker 4>Let's see. Yeah, Kerry Collins. That's it.

0:45:46.370 --> 0:45:46.529
<v Speaker 2>Yep.

0:45:47.090 --> 0:45:50.070
<v Speaker 4>How about this? Kerry Collins, Jason Garrett was his backup.

0:45:50.350 --> 0:45:50.990
<v Speaker 1>How about that?

0:45:52.410 --> 0:45:52.950
<v Speaker 3>Man.

0:45:54.050 --> 0:45:56.109
<v Speaker 4>God, by the time we got to leave Valsvik's house.

0:45:57.190 --> 0:45:57.669
<v Speaker 1>It was over.

0:45:57.989 --> 0:46:05.000
<v Speaker 4>They were already down two touchdowns. And, you know. Golly, Ma.

0:46:05.640 --> 0:46:06.860
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I checked out at halftime.

0:46:07.420 --> 0:46:10.239
<v Speaker 3>I know I watched parts of the second half, but

0:46:10.580 --> 0:46:13.640
<v Speaker 3>by halftime, I'm like, this game's over. The emotion was

0:46:13.660 --> 0:46:15.299
<v Speaker 3>turned off.

0:46:15.380 --> 0:46:18.450
<v Speaker 1>It was like, it's over. I might check in again,

0:46:18.469 --> 0:46:21.610
<v Speaker 1>but we ain't coming back. And we didn't. Not even close.

0:46:21.870 --> 0:46:22.450
<v Speaker 4>Awful.

0:46:22.610 --> 0:46:23.170
<v Speaker 1>Unwatchable.

0:46:23.910 --> 0:46:28.049
<v Speaker 3>Oh, by the way, my God. Speaking of he's not

0:46:28.090 --> 0:46:32.510
<v Speaker 3>coming back. Our Hall of Fame boss yesterday, Greg Swedberg.

0:46:32.780 --> 0:46:33.380
<v Speaker 4>Greatest of all time.

0:46:33.400 --> 0:46:36.160
<v Speaker 3>We're all hovering outside of Abbott's office. And he comes

0:46:36.219 --> 0:46:39.520
<v Speaker 3>up to me and says, basically, what are you guys doing?

0:46:39.880 --> 0:46:41.560
<v Speaker 3>It was the first time he had ever seen Point Break.

0:46:41.580 --> 0:46:43.959
<v Speaker 3>He's like, that movie was terrible. And I go, maybe

0:46:43.980 --> 0:46:44.819
<v Speaker 3>your worst take ever.

0:46:45.100 --> 0:46:45.600
<v Speaker 1>Please leave.

0:46:46.530 --> 0:46:47.330
<v Speaker 4>You asked him to leave?

0:46:47.350 --> 0:46:50.090
<v Speaker 3>That might have been internal. I don't know if I

0:46:50.090 --> 0:46:54.370
<v Speaker 3>said that. I definitely externally said, worst take of all time.

0:46:55.130 --> 0:46:56.830
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I asked him to leave.

0:46:57.610 --> 0:46:59.919
<v Speaker 3>Yep, basically said the acting was bad, the movie was bad.

0:46:59.940 --> 0:47:01.400
<v Speaker 3>He's like, I don't understand why you guys like it.

0:47:01.400 --> 0:47:03.279
<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, again, in my head, I'm like, please

0:47:03.320 --> 0:47:07.680
<v Speaker 3>walk away. Yeah, you said, please leave. He's like, they're

0:47:07.700 --> 0:47:10.310
<v Speaker 3>jumping out of planes without parachutes. I'm like, yeah, they

0:47:10.350 --> 0:47:11.830
<v Speaker 3>needed an adrenaline rush.

0:47:11.850 --> 0:47:14.670
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man. Don't you get it? That's the whole point.

0:47:14.770 --> 0:47:15.550
<v Speaker 1>It's not the money.

0:47:15.570 --> 0:47:15.630
<v Speaker 3>No.

0:47:15.630 --> 0:47:17.210
<v Speaker 1>It's the rush.

0:47:17.510 --> 0:47:21.100
<v Speaker 3>Bodhi wants to surf at Bell's Beach for the 50-year storm.

0:47:21.219 --> 0:47:21.640
<v Speaker 4>Come on.

0:47:21.780 --> 0:47:24.660
<v Speaker 1>Not because he's working on his surfing skills. No, man.

0:47:24.680 --> 0:47:26.470
<v Speaker 1>He wants to feel alive.

0:47:26.510 --> 0:47:28.530
<v Speaker 4>It's not about that. It could be anything.

0:47:28.750 --> 0:47:32.810
<v Speaker 1>It's the modern-day warrior, right, Hoggs? It's a mindset.

0:47:32.890 --> 0:47:34.410
<v Speaker 3>He says that to Johnny Utah.

0:47:34.710 --> 0:47:37.750
<v Speaker 1>It's the mindset. You have to feel it.

0:47:39.010 --> 0:47:41.009
<v Speaker 4>Come on, man. His name's not Johnny Minnesota.

0:47:41.050 --> 0:47:41.380
<v Speaker 1>Here.

0:47:41.390 --> 0:47:45.899
<v Speaker 3>They're robbing banks with the masks of ex-presidents.

0:47:46.000 --> 0:47:46.680
<v Speaker 1>It's genius.

0:47:47.710 --> 0:47:50.279
<v Speaker 3>And apparently he also doesn't like female directors because that

0:47:50.300 --> 0:47:51.980
<v Speaker 3>movie put Catherine Bigelow.

0:47:51.680 --> 0:47:52.320
<v Speaker 1>On the map.

0:47:52.640 --> 0:47:54.879
<v Speaker 3>What did he say about that? Oh, he was not

0:47:54.920 --> 0:47:57.140
<v Speaker 3>a fan. And I'm like, you hang out with Rosie

0:47:57.160 --> 0:47:58.900
<v Speaker 3>too much. He threw up when he thought it was

0:47:58.940 --> 0:48:01.339
<v Speaker 3>directed by a woman. Yeah, he vomited everywhere. It was

0:48:01.420 --> 0:48:01.959
<v Speaker 3>real weird.

0:48:01.980 --> 0:48:03.010
<v Speaker 1>In Abbott's office.

0:48:03.030 --> 0:48:03.180
<v Speaker 2>Right.

0:48:03.219 --> 0:48:09.390
<v Speaker 3>So essentially, again, I mean, maybe he's just getting past

0:48:09.410 --> 0:48:11.270
<v Speaker 3>his prime. His judgment is fading.

0:48:11.350 --> 0:48:13.100
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Terrible take.

0:48:13.160 --> 0:48:14.779
<v Speaker 4>I don't care when you're listening to this, whether you're

0:48:14.800 --> 0:48:16.840
<v Speaker 4>listening live or you're listening on a podcast in the

0:48:16.900 --> 0:48:23.430
<v Speaker 4>year 2052. Email me if you either are someone or

0:48:23.570 --> 0:48:26.810
<v Speaker 4>know someone, man or woman, whose name is Robin Banks.

0:48:28.010 --> 0:48:28.750
<v Speaker 1>Oh, well said.

0:48:28.770 --> 0:48:29.650
<v Speaker 4>Because that would be cool.

0:48:29.730 --> 0:48:30.430
<v Speaker 1>That would be cool.

0:48:30.690 --> 0:48:30.930
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:48:31.210 --> 0:48:33.510
<v Speaker 1>Well, it'd have to be somebody maybe related to Adam.

0:48:36.170 --> 0:48:37.270
<v Speaker 1>Play the air bass, please.

0:48:37.310 --> 0:48:38.969
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, just play it. And tune it, because it's out

0:48:38.989 --> 0:48:39.290
<v Speaker 4>of tune.

0:48:39.489 --> 0:48:41.790
<v Speaker 1>Jeez, just obscure Mighty Duck references.

0:48:42.150 --> 0:48:42.790
<v Speaker 4>Oh, was that what that was?

0:48:42.850 --> 0:48:44.850
<v Speaker 1>Oh, see, again, that's why he's playing air bass.

0:48:44.870 --> 0:48:47.049
<v Speaker 4>I didn't get it. Can I tell you guys one

0:48:47.070 --> 0:48:49.609
<v Speaker 4>more thing? I want to rub your face in this.

0:48:49.610 --> 0:48:59.600
<v Speaker 4>41 Donut NFC Championship game, January 14th of the year 2001.

0:48:59.600 --> 0:49:01.900
<v Speaker 4>If you guys remember, we had a first-year quarterback by

0:49:01.960 --> 0:49:02.580
<v Speaker 4>the name of.

0:49:04.160 --> 0:49:04.609
<v Speaker 1>Dante.

0:49:04.660 --> 0:49:08.890
<v Speaker 4>That's right. We'd gone 11-5. We had Randy Moss. We

0:49:08.910 --> 0:49:10.990
<v Speaker 4>had Chris Carter. We had Robert Smith. We had Corey Stringer,

0:49:11.030 --> 0:49:15.430
<v Speaker 4>rest in peace. We had Todd Stussy. We went 11-5.

0:49:17.390 --> 0:49:19.969
<v Speaker 4>But we had lost our final three regular season games.

0:49:20.989 --> 0:49:26.399
<v Speaker 4>and we're 28th in the league in total defense yeah

0:49:29.100 --> 0:49:31.140
<v Speaker 4>plus they were going outdoors to play in a cold

0:49:31.180 --> 0:49:33.319
<v Speaker 4>weather city and we of course were an indoor team

0:49:33.440 --> 0:49:37.320
<v Speaker 4>but we were favored to win that game.

0:49:41.710 --> 0:49:43.960
<v Speaker 3>Hey, good teams win, great teams cover.

0:49:44.100 --> 0:49:44.339
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:49:44.520 --> 0:49:45.840
<v Speaker 1>The Vikings did neither.

0:49:45.860 --> 0:49:52.600
<v Speaker 4>Yikes. The Giants played a completely different game than was expected.

0:49:53.600 --> 0:49:55.360
<v Speaker 4>Offensive coordinator for the Giants at the time was a

0:49:55.400 --> 0:49:59.049
<v Speaker 4>gentleman by the name of Butthole Eyes. Didn't know that,

0:49:59.070 --> 0:49:59.220
<v Speaker 4>did you?

0:49:59.230 --> 0:50:01.669
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that, no. Sounds right, though.

0:50:01.830 --> 0:50:03.969
<v Speaker 4>Sean Payton studied footage of the Vikings' defense and was

0:50:04.010 --> 0:50:08.950
<v Speaker 4>so appalled at their secondary, particularly Waswas Sawanga and Robert Tate.

0:50:09.360 --> 0:50:09.570
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:50:10.300 --> 0:50:12.950
<v Speaker 4>That he boldly stated at the Giants' first meeting before

0:50:12.989 --> 0:50:14.950
<v Speaker 4>the game that they would throw for over 300 yards

0:50:14.989 --> 0:50:19.229
<v Speaker 4>in the first half. And guess what they did? Whoops. Yep.

0:50:21.050 --> 0:50:24.669
<v Speaker 4>The Giants won the toss, elected to receive. Immediately began

0:50:24.710 --> 0:50:27.230
<v Speaker 4>picking the Vikings' secondary apart. Kerry Collins began the game

0:50:27.250 --> 0:50:31.110
<v Speaker 4>by hitting Armani Toomer, who had hardly practiced because of

0:50:31.150 --> 0:50:33.150
<v Speaker 4>an injury on a slant pattern for 16 yards, and

0:50:33.170 --> 0:50:33.629
<v Speaker 4>it was on.

0:50:33.930 --> 0:50:34.129
<v Speaker 1>Yep.

0:50:36.860 --> 0:50:39.080
<v Speaker 4>The Vikings' best two chances to score came later in

0:50:39.100 --> 0:50:40.920
<v Speaker 4>the first quarter. Troy Walters.

0:50:41.660 --> 0:50:42.700
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I forgot that name.

0:50:42.860 --> 0:50:45.200
<v Speaker 4>Returned the ensuing kickoff 23 yards to give the Vikings

0:50:45.219 --> 0:50:48.440
<v Speaker 4>good field position at 39. But a false start penalty

0:50:48.580 --> 0:50:50.540
<v Speaker 4>pushed them out of field goal range, and they panted.

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<v Speaker 1>Cool. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Cool.

0:50:54.280 --> 0:50:55.300
<v Speaker 1>Is it halftime yet?

0:50:56.530 --> 0:50:57.970
<v Speaker 4>Jesus.

0:50:58.350 --> 0:51:00.930
<v Speaker 1>Christian Richardson. Chris Hockey.

0:51:01.030 --> 0:51:02.750
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:51:02.870 --> 0:51:06.469
<v Speaker 3>Is the narrator of the British European version of the

0:51:06.510 --> 0:51:09.550
<v Speaker 3>popular Discovery Channel show Mythbusters. He did that from season

0:51:09.570 --> 0:51:10.549
<v Speaker 3>two to now, apparently.

0:51:10.570 --> 0:51:10.980
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:51:11.000 --> 0:51:13.740
<v Speaker 3>He's also worked as a reporter for the Bravo Network

0:51:13.780 --> 0:51:14.819
<v Speaker 3>show Bravado.

0:51:15.960 --> 0:51:17.920
<v Speaker 1>He's done a bunch of radio spots.

0:51:18.860 --> 0:51:21.360
<v Speaker 3>He appeared on BBC's Dragon's Den, which I believe is

0:51:21.380 --> 0:51:22.880
<v Speaker 3>the European version of Shark Tank.

0:51:22.900 --> 0:51:23.020
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:51:23.040 --> 0:51:23.100
<v Speaker 4>Oh.

0:51:23.120 --> 0:51:25.219
<v Speaker 1>He was born in 1972, Christian Richardson.

0:51:25.239 --> 0:51:25.339
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:51:29.700 --> 0:51:32.520
<v Speaker 1>Professionally he goes by robin banks.

0:51:33.719 --> 0:51:35.660
<v Speaker 4>Oh see that's not as good god.

0:51:35.719 --> 0:51:37.980
<v Speaker 3>No not his birth name but he does go as

0:51:38.140 --> 0:51:39.279
<v Speaker 3>robin banks.

0:51:40.600 --> 0:51:43.000
<v Speaker 1>So apparently you maybe your good friend andy's heard.

0:51:42.860 --> 0:51:45.399
<v Speaker 5>Of him maybe i bet andy has probably been drunk

0:51:45.420 --> 0:51:47.739
<v Speaker 5>with him yeah andy's probably drunk right now is that.

0:51:47.640 --> 0:51:50.320
<v Speaker 4>The guy who stabbed andy by any chance probably yeah

0:51:52.170 --> 0:51:55.030
<v Speaker 4>andy and i are gonna have thanksgiving together There's.

0:51:54.870 --> 0:51:58.970
<v Speaker 3>Also a Toronto rapper named, uh, not Raptor Toronto rapper.

0:51:58.989 --> 0:51:59.350
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:51:59.710 --> 0:52:01.310
<v Speaker 3>I said, I actually said it right the first time,

0:52:01.330 --> 0:52:04.570
<v Speaker 3>but just for clarity, a Toronto rapper named Robin Banks.

0:52:06.070 --> 0:52:12.110
<v Speaker 1>There is a, there is a mind power speaker.

0:52:12.130 --> 0:52:17.489
<v Speaker 3>Ooh, he does webinars and courses about mind power in, uh,

0:52:17.550 --> 0:52:19.989
<v Speaker 3>he's on tour. Apparently he's going, uh, he's in Cape town.

0:52:20.010 --> 0:52:22.350
<v Speaker 3>Maybe he's, I don't know if he's from there. Anyway,

0:52:22.510 --> 0:52:23.850
<v Speaker 3>his name is also Robin Banks.

0:52:24.219 --> 0:52:29.820
<v Speaker 1>Wow. This September, Robin Banks takes mind power on the road.

0:52:29.920 --> 0:52:33.430
<v Speaker 1>Three live events, three cities, eight days.

0:52:33.910 --> 0:52:35.770
<v Speaker 4>I thought you were doing a television show commercial.

0:52:35.810 --> 0:52:39.050
<v Speaker 1>That was a great show. Mind power.

0:52:39.290 --> 0:52:41.690
<v Speaker 4>If you were doing a TV show and the main

0:52:41.710 --> 0:52:44.780
<v Speaker 4>character's name was Robin Banks, but he was an FBI agent,

0:52:45.500 --> 0:52:46.200
<v Speaker 4>that'd be great.

0:52:47.640 --> 0:52:49.340
<v Speaker 1>So back to point break for a second.

0:52:49.800 --> 0:52:50.020
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:52:51.050 --> 0:52:54.150
<v Speaker 3>Because you mentioned TV shows and it just reminded me.

0:52:56.230 --> 0:52:59.610
<v Speaker 3>There is a Point Break series that has been greenlit

0:52:59.650 --> 0:53:00.549
<v Speaker 3>by AMC.

0:53:00.710 --> 0:53:01.089
<v Speaker 4>Oh, no.

0:53:02.430 --> 0:53:02.589
<v Speaker 2>Yep.

0:53:03.270 --> 0:53:05.509
<v Speaker 1>So there is going to be a Point Break TV.

0:53:05.210 --> 0:53:09.069
<v Speaker 3>Show 30 years after the events of the film and

0:53:09.130 --> 0:53:11.730
<v Speaker 3>centered on a new heist crew with ties to the

0:53:11.790 --> 0:53:13.450
<v Speaker 3>notorious ex-presidents gang.

0:53:13.890 --> 0:53:14.270
<v Speaker 4>No.

0:53:14.830 --> 0:53:15.029
<v Speaker 3>Yep.

0:53:15.910 --> 0:53:16.210
<v Speaker 1>So.

0:53:18.340 --> 0:53:18.549
<v Speaker 3>I mean.

0:53:19.580 --> 0:53:21.360
<v Speaker 4>What if Bodhi walks out of the water?

0:53:21.680 --> 0:53:26.810
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what if Bodhi walks out of the water and says... Zoinks!

0:53:28.030 --> 0:53:28.250
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:53:28.930 --> 0:53:31.870
<v Speaker 3>Then I'm going to be a little surprised if this

0:53:31.910 --> 0:53:32.810
<v Speaker 3>thing got greenlit.

0:53:32.830 --> 0:53:33.810
<v Speaker 1>What if he walks out of the.

0:53:33.790 --> 0:53:34.689
<v Speaker 4>Water and he's like.

0:53:36.469 --> 0:53:40.100
<v Speaker 4>And he walks out and he goes like this. And

0:53:40.120 --> 0:53:41.380
<v Speaker 4>he starts tearing at his face.

0:53:42.160 --> 0:53:45.480
<v Speaker 1>His air base. Yeah. What if he walks out and says,

0:53:46.000 --> 0:53:46.920
<v Speaker 1>I came back.

0:53:48.280 --> 0:53:48.410
<v Speaker 4>Hmm.

0:53:49.570 --> 0:53:53.560
<v Speaker 1>So he's been in the waves, in the water for

0:53:53.560 --> 0:53:54.779
<v Speaker 1>30 years. No, he got over it.

0:53:54.780 --> 0:53:55.560
<v Speaker 4>This is a 20-year storm.

0:53:56.940 --> 0:53:58.180
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I'm saying, but he's been in the water

0:53:58.219 --> 0:53:58.859
<v Speaker 1>for 30 years.

0:53:58.900 --> 0:53:59.419
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, sure.

0:54:00.160 --> 0:54:02.810
<v Speaker 3>Did he ever, like, if he's going to walk out

0:54:02.830 --> 0:54:05.610
<v Speaker 3>of the same beach, has he just been pruning up

0:54:05.670 --> 0:54:06.550
<v Speaker 3>for 30 years?

0:54:07.230 --> 0:54:09.350
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Surviving off of sea life?

0:54:09.390 --> 0:54:11.030
<v Speaker 4>He looks like a walking nutsack.

0:54:11.489 --> 0:54:13.420
<v Speaker 1>He looks like a walking nutsack, yeah.

0:54:15.750 --> 0:54:19.370
<v Speaker 3>Well, you know, again, Halverson thinks Swayze's dead from the neck.

0:54:19.219 --> 0:54:21.160
<v Speaker 1>Up anyway, so he always thought he kind of looked

0:54:21.180 --> 0:54:21.620
<v Speaker 1>like a nutsack.

0:54:21.640 --> 0:54:23.780
<v Speaker 4>Would he look better if he were a walking nutsack?

0:54:25.739 --> 0:54:26.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he did.

0:54:28.060 --> 0:54:31.239
<v Speaker 3>So, I love Point Break, but I don't know if

0:54:31.280 --> 0:54:35.520
<v Speaker 3>I love this idea. By definition, because he's dead. Swayze's

0:54:35.540 --> 0:54:37.140
<v Speaker 3>not going to be in it. There's no way Keanu

0:54:37.180 --> 0:54:38.980
<v Speaker 3>Reeves is going to be in it. So there's no

0:54:39.040 --> 0:54:41.399
<v Speaker 3>Johnny Utah. And I don't want one of those, this

0:54:41.480 --> 0:54:43.200
<v Speaker 3>is Johnny Utah's kid.

0:54:43.920 --> 0:54:47.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Right. It's his son, Johnny Nevada and his son.

0:54:47.340 --> 0:54:50.040
<v Speaker 1>Why would they have the different last name? And then and.

0:54:49.969 --> 0:54:53.169
<v Speaker 4>Then his name is Timu Reeves. Right.

0:54:53.670 --> 0:54:55.650
<v Speaker 1>And then now there's ex presidents.

0:54:55.690 --> 0:54:57.930
<v Speaker 3>But instead of the four that they use now, it's

0:54:57.989 --> 0:55:01.029
<v Speaker 3>like Trump and Obama and George W.

0:55:01.070 --> 0:55:03.290
<v Speaker 1>Bush and Bill Clinton.

0:55:03.310 --> 0:55:03.790
<v Speaker 5>Right.

0:55:03.870 --> 0:55:07.430
<v Speaker 1>It's like, come on. Is this what we're doing? I

0:55:07.469 --> 0:55:11.379
<v Speaker 1>hope not. Too late now? Looks like it got greenlit. Well,

0:55:11.400 --> 0:55:14.160
<v Speaker 1>that's dumb. Let's hope it falls apart. Or let's hope

0:55:14.200 --> 0:55:17.130
<v Speaker 1>it's unbelievably good and I'm just underestimating. It is AMC.

0:55:17.170 --> 0:55:18.910
<v Speaker 1>It's not like AMC from 20.

0:55:18.550 --> 0:55:21.270
<v Speaker 3>Years ago when it was Breaking Bad and Mad Men

0:55:21.310 --> 0:55:22.590
<v Speaker 3>and all that stuff.

0:55:22.730 --> 0:55:25.569
<v Speaker 4>The person who came up with the concept and wrote

0:55:25.590 --> 0:55:30.290
<v Speaker 4>the very first script His dream just came true. He's

0:55:30.330 --> 0:55:32.790
<v Speaker 4>driving down 394 right now. He's pissed because he can't

0:55:32.830 --> 0:55:33.430
<v Speaker 4>find an exit.

0:55:33.510 --> 0:55:35.830
<v Speaker 3>And he knows I love Point Break, so he's like,

0:55:35.850 --> 0:55:37.290
<v Speaker 3>they're going to love this idea.

0:55:37.350 --> 0:55:40.549
<v Speaker 4>He's driving here to drop off a copy of the script. Signed,

0:55:40.590 --> 0:55:42.170
<v Speaker 4>autographed by Timu Reeves.

0:55:42.550 --> 0:55:47.030
<v Speaker 1>He's going 100 through some small cities. Wait, that's hard.

0:55:47.150 --> 0:55:49.250
<v Speaker 3>It's going to be an eight-part series, and it goes

0:55:49.290 --> 0:55:50.549
<v Speaker 3>into production early next year.

0:55:50.570 --> 0:55:54.489
<v Speaker 1>Eight parts. Eight episodes. Yeah, poor Timu.

0:55:57.480 --> 0:55:57.899
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

0:55:58.020 --> 0:56:00.860
<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's, who knows? We'll see. It won't be hideous.

0:56:01.030 --> 0:56:01.339
<v Speaker 1>We'll see.

0:56:01.610 --> 0:56:02.270
<v Speaker 4>I bet it will be.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what really matters, right?

0:56:52.210 --> 0:56:56.730
<v Speaker 3>Last night, the Rams beat the Giants 28-6. They did

0:56:56.750 --> 0:56:59.009
<v Speaker 3>that without Puka Nakua, without Miles Garrett.

0:56:59.030 --> 0:57:02.239
<v Speaker 1>It didn't matter. Aaron Donald making issues. Right, pretty much.

0:57:03.680 --> 0:57:07.280
<v Speaker 3>That's also because Jackson Dart got hurt on the opening

0:57:07.320 --> 0:57:10.540
<v Speaker 3>drive with a knee injury. It's a sprained MCL. They

0:57:10.560 --> 0:57:13.640
<v Speaker 3>believe he avoided serious injury, so he might miss some time,

0:57:13.680 --> 0:57:18.550
<v Speaker 3>but not significant time. So he was replaced by former

0:57:18.590 --> 0:57:21.260
<v Speaker 3>number one overall pick, Jameis Winston, who went 11 of

0:57:21.260 --> 0:57:25.820
<v Speaker 3>27 for 111 yards in a pick. Now the opposite

0:57:26.780 --> 0:57:29.820
<v Speaker 3>is Stafford and Devontae Adams. Devontae Adams, eight catches, 195

0:57:29.820 --> 0:57:31.910
<v Speaker 3>yards and two scores. Stafford had 327 in the air

0:57:31.970 --> 0:57:33.550
<v Speaker 3>and four touchdowns, a 131.3 rating.

0:57:42.760 --> 0:57:45.590
<v Speaker 1>Group trivia. Zach, Chris, and Sauce. Ready?

0:57:45.610 --> 0:57:45.910
<v Speaker 4>Okay.

0:57:46.350 --> 0:57:49.950
<v Speaker 3>This is a little bit family feud style. I'm giving

0:57:50.010 --> 0:57:52.430
<v Speaker 3>you one of the answers because there's 10. I have

0:57:52.450 --> 0:57:55.410
<v Speaker 3>the top 10. Matt Stafford is in the top 10

0:57:55.410 --> 0:57:59.310
<v Speaker 3>all time for passing touchdowns. In fact, he passed number

0:57:59.430 --> 0:58:03.070
<v Speaker 3>six last night. So now he is in sixth. Matt

0:58:03.090 --> 0:58:08.350
<v Speaker 3>Stafford is in sixth. Most passing touchdowns in NFL history.

0:58:08.390 --> 0:58:15.100
<v Speaker 3>Stafford now has 427 sixth all time. Without getting a strike,

0:58:15.180 --> 0:58:18.460
<v Speaker 3>talking out final answers, I need the other nine.

0:58:19.580 --> 0:58:20.760
<v Speaker 1>Brady, right?

0:58:21.800 --> 0:58:23.650
<v Speaker 4>I think Brady, right? Sacco, yeah?

0:58:23.910 --> 0:58:24.970
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Final?

0:58:25.190 --> 0:58:25.450
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:58:25.550 --> 0:58:29.530
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Brady's number one with 649. A-Rodge, do you think? Ooh.

0:58:29.570 --> 0:58:30.990
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:58:31.850 --> 0:58:34.610
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah. He's a full-time MVP. He's got to be

0:58:34.670 --> 0:58:35.890
<v Speaker 1>on there, yeah. Final?

0:58:36.050 --> 0:58:36.350
<v Speaker 5>Yes.

0:58:36.850 --> 0:58:40.680
<v Speaker 3>He is number four with 528.

0:58:40.680 --> 0:58:42.000
<v Speaker 1>Drew Brees, did we say that?

0:58:42.140 --> 0:58:42.620
<v Speaker 4>We haven't yet.

0:58:42.960 --> 0:58:43.260
<v Speaker 1>Drew Brees?

0:58:43.280 --> 0:58:43.380
<v Speaker 4>Yes.

0:58:43.880 --> 0:58:44.960
<v Speaker 1>Final? I think so, yeah.

0:58:44.980 --> 0:58:49.030
<v Speaker 3>Drew Brees, second at 571. So you have one, two, four. And,

0:58:49.040 --> 0:58:50.540
<v Speaker 3>of course, again, Stafford is six.

0:58:50.840 --> 0:58:51.340
<v Speaker 4>Peyton?

0:58:51.430 --> 0:58:51.640
<v Speaker 3>Peyton.

0:58:51.660 --> 0:58:52.570
<v Speaker 4>I was going to say Peyton.

0:58:52.820 --> 0:58:54.770
<v Speaker 1>Four and six. Peyton Manning, final?

0:58:54.930 --> 0:58:55.110
<v Speaker 4>Yep.

0:58:55.650 --> 0:58:58.290
<v Speaker 1>He's number three. So you have the top four. Manning

0:58:59.530 --> 0:59:10.130
<v Speaker 1>has 539. You're missing five, seven, eight, nine, and ten. What? Montana.

0:59:12.510 --> 0:59:15.390
<v Speaker 4>Boy, you'd have to think so, wouldn't you?

0:59:15.430 --> 0:59:16.010
<v Speaker 1>You'd have to.

0:59:16.030 --> 0:59:21.060
<v Speaker 4>What do you think? Yeah, I mean, I'm thinking of

0:59:21.080 --> 0:59:22.140
<v Speaker 4>Elway to Elway.

0:59:22.240 --> 0:59:24.460
<v Speaker 1>Elway for sure. We'll go with Elway. Final answer.

0:59:24.500 --> 0:59:24.740
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:59:24.940 --> 0:59:26.220
<v Speaker 1>Strike one. John Elway.

0:59:27.180 --> 0:59:27.620
<v Speaker 6>Really?

0:59:27.880 --> 0:59:30.100
<v Speaker 1>Strike one. He played forever. Montana?

0:59:30.360 --> 0:59:31.080
<v Speaker 4>Lazy bastard.

0:59:31.340 --> 0:59:32.460
<v Speaker 1>Do we agree, Montana?

0:59:32.480 --> 0:59:34.080
<v Speaker 4>Let's go Montana. Final?

0:59:34.260 --> 0:59:34.500
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:59:34.700 --> 0:59:35.260
<v Speaker 1>Strike two.

0:59:35.560 --> 0:59:35.780
<v Speaker 4>Okay.

0:59:36.140 --> 0:59:37.040
<v Speaker 1>What about Favre?

0:59:37.700 --> 0:59:39.919
<v Speaker 4>I think Favre, yeah. I think Favre. We'll go Favre.

0:59:40.160 --> 0:59:40.800
<v Speaker 1>Final? Yep.

0:59:41.120 --> 0:59:46.410
<v Speaker 3>Brett Favre is number five, so that's the top six. Brady, Brees, Manning, Rogers, Favre,

0:59:46.450 --> 0:59:49.450
<v Speaker 3>and Stafford. You're missing seven, eight, nine, and ten.

0:59:49.470 --> 0:59:54.230
<v Speaker 4>Okay, let's be cool here. Who are we forgetting that's obvious, guys?

0:59:54.690 --> 0:59:55.850
<v Speaker 1>I mean... What about.

0:59:55.870 --> 0:59:58.430
<v Speaker 4>What? The other guy that was in San Diego.

0:59:59.990 --> 1:00:01.220
<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah. Good one.

1:00:01.950 --> 1:00:04.680
<v Speaker 5>That came back and played for the Colts for a bit.

1:00:05.380 --> 1:00:06.580
<v Speaker 5>Phillip Rivers.

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<v Speaker 1>Final?

1:00:07.960 --> 1:00:08.240
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

1:00:09.300 --> 1:00:13.000
<v Speaker 3>That is who Stafford passed. Rivers is now seventh with 425.

1:00:13.000 --> 1:00:16.570
<v Speaker 3>You're missing 8, 9, and 10.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 4>Who are we forgetting that's obvious here?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, there are memes about him over the weekend because

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<v Speaker 6>he wasn't looking the best.

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<v Speaker 1>But Dan Marino. Oh, great one. Dan Marino. You think so? Yes. Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I could be wrong. Just that name. I think.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I'm worried because those other two we talked about,

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<v Speaker 4>if Elway's.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he was.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's probably.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, it might not be dumb. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>This might be dumb, too. What about the quarterback of

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<v Speaker 4>the Chiefs right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Is he like 10th?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. Do you think he's done enough yet?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Should we go back to Marino?

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<v Speaker 1>Go to Marino. Yeah, we'll do Marino. Final?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He's number eight at 420. Blaze it. Okay. So you're

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<v Speaker 1>missing nine and ten. What about Troy Aikman? No, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. You don't think so? What about Kirk? Is

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<v Speaker 1>he up there?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't think. I don't think so. All right,

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<v Speaker 4>let's look at the teams. Anybody from.

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<v Speaker 1>You mean Steve Young?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, Steve Young. Steve Young's a good one. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know how long was he a starter, though. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 4>a good point.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's not go Steve Young.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to give you a couple of hints, okay?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to give you one hint. Both of these

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<v Speaker 1>guys started in the 21st century. That doesn't help me.

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<v Speaker 1>That means after the year 2000. Their careers started after 2000.

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<v Speaker 4>No, not Joe Flacco. Then I wondered, maybe it is Mahomes.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe Mahomes started, he said, after 21st.

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<v Speaker 1>Started sometime after the 2000s. They did not play in

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<v Speaker 1>the 1900s.

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<v Speaker 4>Then it has to be Mahomes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Final?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Strike three.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>It's okay. These two are both gettable. Number nine played

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<v Speaker 3>from 2004 through 2021. AFC team. Ben Roethlisberger.

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<v Speaker 1>Very good.

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<v Speaker 3>And the other one played from 08 through 2022 in

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<v Speaker 3>the NFC.

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<v Speaker 1>And now he's a front office guy. Oh, Matt Ryan.

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<v Speaker 1>Matt Ryan. Oh, man.

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't have come.

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<v Speaker 2>Up with that.

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<v Speaker 3>So here's what's crazy. Here's the other reason I brought

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<v Speaker 3>it up. And it kind of already got spoiled, but

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<v Speaker 3>I still wanted to bring it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, daddy.

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<v Speaker 3>14th all-time with 304 touchdowns.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, 14th all-time.

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<v Speaker 3>More than Elway, Montana, Moon, Mahomes, Boomer Esiason, Jim Kelly.

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<v Speaker 1>And Steve Young. Kirk Cousins. It's Kirk Cousins. Wow, man.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>14th all-time. Don't stop. Yeah, don't stop. But what really

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<v Speaker 1>matters is this.

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<v Speaker 4>Just like baby humans suck on their thumbs, baby elephants

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<v Speaker 4>suck on their trunks.

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<v Speaker 1>Hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we're all thinking of the same jokes. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Most of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Without even saying the jokes, most of the jokes relate

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<v Speaker 3>to if this was the case, which members of.

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<v Speaker 1>The fan staff would mostly stay home, right? 9 to noon. Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>2 to 3. Yeah. 3 to 6.30. Yep.

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<v Speaker 4>Tommy, don't do that.

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<v Speaker 3>Whatever shift tackle Terry Tuma has.

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday mornings. 5.45 to 7 on Thursdays.

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<v Speaker 4>Tommy, if you stop fast, you're going to bite the

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<v Speaker 4>tip of it off.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, gross.

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<v Speaker 4>Fine uh the.

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<v Speaker 3>Twins lost to the giants five to two zebby matthews

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<v Speaker 3>five and eight hits five runs nine strikeouts look it

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<v Speaker 3>up on your phone the twins had just two solo

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<v Speaker 3>home runs brooks lee hit his 24th and emmanuel rodriguez

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<v Speaker 3>hit his second of his young career good for them

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<v Speaker 3>he's the queen of the galaxy emmanuel Uh, 73 and 84.

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<v Speaker 3>So according to sauce, uh, Lieber needs one more win

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<v Speaker 3>out of the last five games to win the bet

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<v Speaker 3>against you. Same two teams tonight in San Francisco. Maybe

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<v Speaker 3>bonus will be there at eight 45 tonight. Taj Bradley

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<v Speaker 3>versus Anthony Molina, who is Alfred Molina's kid. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Doc.

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<v Speaker 4>Doc.

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<v Speaker 3>His kid pitches for the giants. Which arm is he

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<v Speaker 3>going to use his pitching arm?

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<v Speaker 4>Which one's that?

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<v Speaker 1>It's either his right or his left. He doesn't have eight.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, he doesn't?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>What really matters, though, is this.

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<v Speaker 4>He's hung like a baby elephant. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>That can't be bad.

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<v Speaker 4>There are stones in Romania called trovantes, T-R-O-V-A-N-T-S, that grow

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<v Speaker 4>and multiply after a heavy rain shower.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like mogwais.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>They're rocks that multiply.

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<v Speaker 4>That's right.

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<v Speaker 3>How is this not discussed? How have we not used

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<v Speaker 3>this for weaponization? How is that not everywhere?

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<v Speaker 1>Rocks multiply. Yeah. Yeah, you'd think, like, can you feed

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<v Speaker 1>them after midnight? There'd be, like, a live camera of that.

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<v Speaker 4>Probably is. A rare bulbous bulging boulders.

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<v Speaker 1>You read that. Geez, that's not easy to say.

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<v Speaker 4>Are only found in a small town in Romania called Coteste.

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<v Speaker 6>Whoa.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa.

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<v Speaker 4>So fantastical are these Trovans. They found a place in

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<v Speaker 4>local folklore. They're spherical and slightly irregular shaped rocks. They

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<v Speaker 4>can be as small as less than an inch or

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<v Speaker 4>a couple of millimeters. Or they can soar to 15

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<v Speaker 4>feet with several tons. They've baffled observers since the 18th century.

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<v Speaker 4>Scientists believe they're a type of concretion. a mound of

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<v Speaker 4>mineral matter embedded within rock layers of limestone. And that's

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<v Speaker 4>why they grow and such. Crazy.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>Last one out of me because I think this is

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<v Speaker 3>interesting as well. Commanders quarterback Jaden Daniels dislocated his elbow.

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<v Speaker 1>It was disgusting. I don't know if you saw it,

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<v Speaker 1>but if you did, it's gross.

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<v Speaker 3>But still unsure how long he's going to be out.

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<v Speaker 3>He's going to visit specialists today and tomorrow. They're thinking

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<v Speaker 3>he's missing time, but they don't know how much. Marcus

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<v Speaker 3>Mariota will start versus the Seahawks on Sunday. As of now,

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<v Speaker 3>who is quarterback two for the Commanders? Now, they have

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<v Speaker 3>apparently had discussions about bringing a veteran in if Jaden

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<v Speaker 3>Daniels is going to miss significant time.

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<v Speaker 1>But if they don't, Mariota starts. The backup quarterback is...

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<v Speaker 1>Josh Dobbs.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a great guess.

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<v Speaker 1>Nope.

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<v Speaker 4>Is he right? No.

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<v Speaker 1>Philip Rivers. Nope. Oh. Case Keenum.

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<v Speaker 6>Nope.

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<v Speaker 1>Teddy Bridgewater. There's obviously a reason I'm bringing this up, correct?

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<v Speaker 4>Gallagher Doe.

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<v Speaker 1>Athen Kallikmanis. Athen Kallikmanis. Athen?

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<v Speaker 5>Athen.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you're confusing me. I'm an Athen. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>believe in Athen Kallikmanis. No, but Athen Kallikmanis, former Gopher quarterback,

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<v Speaker 3>is the backup in Washington. So he's one injury away

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<v Speaker 3>from getting to sling it at the NFL level.

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<v Speaker 1>Good for him.

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<v Speaker 4>Good for him, man. Athen.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, the news in a second. Marnie Gellner joins in

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