WEBVTT - Dress Code Violation 

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<v Speaker 1>All right. It's Mojo in the morning show. Phone number 844-MOJO-LIVE.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. So I want to wish a happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually kind of an early birthday, but I took

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<v Speaker 1>him out yesterday for his birthday, but it was for

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<v Speaker 1>his last birthday. You ever do that where you say, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to take you out for your birthday. And

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<v Speaker 1>then you find it. It's been a year and you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't done it. So art Volo radio's best friend, art Volo.

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<v Speaker 1>You've heard us talk about him before. He's the guy

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<v Speaker 1>that has been more into radio than we are ever

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<v Speaker 1>into radio. He has taped almost every radio show in

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<v Speaker 1>the world. Um, he goes into the studios and does

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<v Speaker 1>tapes of this stuff. He lives here in Novi, Michigan. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>Art celebrating a birthday here in like a week or

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<v Speaker 1>two or something. And, uh, last night he and I

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<v Speaker 1>went out for his birthday. I took him out for

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<v Speaker 1>dinner to Capitol grill. Fancy, fancy. I did. I got

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<v Speaker 1>a little fancy with Art. I told him that I

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<v Speaker 1>would take him out for a steak. And honestly, I

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<v Speaker 1>think he thought I was going to take him to

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<v Speaker 1>the Sizzler. So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Sizzler.

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<v Speaker 1>So we went to Capitol Grill, and I want to

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<v Speaker 1>bring this topic up. I want to ask this question.

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<v Speaker 1>Has anybody been kicked out of anywhere because of a

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<v Speaker 1>dress code violation? I want to know if you've ever

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<v Speaker 1>been asked to leave because of what you were dressed in.

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<v Speaker 1>If you have ever had this happen, I want you

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<v Speaker 1>to tell us where you were and also why you

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<v Speaker 1>were kicked out. Art and I walk into the Capitol Grill.

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<v Speaker 1>They have a new location in Livonia. And we walk

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<v Speaker 1>in and Art is waiting for me at the hostess stand.

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<v Speaker 1>And he is wearing his outfit that he's going to

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<v Speaker 1>Planet Fitness in. He had a pair of Michigan shorts

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<v Speaker 1>on with his Michigan shirt. I mean, not that I

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<v Speaker 1>was dressed fancy because I was wearing shorts, too. But

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<v Speaker 1>I was kind of like wearing like golf shorts and

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<v Speaker 1>a polo. Yeah, I was kind of wearing what I

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<v Speaker 1>wore to work that day. And I look at Art

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, Art. I mean, I don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>if you're dressed appropriate for what we're, you know, for

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<v Speaker 1>going to Planet Fitness. And then he tells me, he goes,

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<v Speaker 1>he goes, I'm going afterwards. I'm going to St. James

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<v Speaker 1>for mass. It's, you know, tonight. And then I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to go to the gym and work out. So he's

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<v Speaker 1>wearing the same outfit. He's going to go to all

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<v Speaker 1>three of them. He's got a very busy night. So

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<v Speaker 1>I took him out there yesterday. We go sit down

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<v Speaker 1>at the table and I'm like, please don't anybody notice

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<v Speaker 1>what art is God on right now. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>them to come over and say, excuse me. They have

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<v Speaker 1>a sign up at the front, proper attire required. Proper? Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>What is proper? Proper according to whom? Well, they don't

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<v Speaker 1>allow you to wear hats, I believe.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So they're really anti-hats at restaurants. Do you ever notice that?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Always.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to say the one time I've been

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<v Speaker 1>kicked out, a guy was wearing a hat. Yeah, which is,

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<v Speaker 1>to me, I don't know what it is. Maybe they

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<v Speaker 1>think that you're going to all of a sudden start

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<v Speaker 1>a gang war or something. You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>It's all about the hat. I wonder who wears hats. Ah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You know who does?

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<v Speaker 3>Who?

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<v Speaker 1>Bald friends that don't, they don't want to show up

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<v Speaker 1>to nothing. And some of my black friends, there you go. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>but art, art, art is not black, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>just so you know that we're bald, uh, or, or bald. So, um,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're, we're sitting there at dinner and we're having,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we had a good time. Art is also,

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<v Speaker 1>and I, I was going to bring this up as

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<v Speaker 1>a separate topic, but art is also a very emotional guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He cries on a whim. Like he'll tell you, he'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell you a story. And he's telling the waitress, which

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<v Speaker 1>really nice waitress. He's like, this is, you know who

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<v Speaker 1>this is? This is Mojo. And then he goes, I

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<v Speaker 1>recorded him in the B96 studio when he was 18

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<v Speaker 1>years old as an intern. And now look what he's doing.

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<v Speaker 3>It kind of sounds like you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, he was like, it was like crazy. Do women

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<v Speaker 1>like guys that cry? I like a sensitive guy. Do

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<v Speaker 1>guys ever, do guys ever cry too much though? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>is it, can a guy be too much of a crier?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Really?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Cause are you looking at me? No, no, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, but I like, we were having this conversation

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<v Speaker 1>and one of the things that art brought up, which

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<v Speaker 1>I thought was interesting was men die earlier than women.

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<v Speaker 1>And one of the reasons is they leave their emotions

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<v Speaker 1>inside where women let their emotions out. So if you look,

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<v Speaker 1>you look guys end up having heart problems and higher

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<v Speaker 1>blood pressure and all the rest of the picture. Took

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<v Speaker 1>a picture of Art. I want to see the outfit.

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<v Speaker 1>So let me, I'll show you some pictures. So this

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<v Speaker 1>is Art. This is Art. He and I for his birthday. OK,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're like hanging out with his birthday. He is

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<v Speaker 1>so cute. You can't see his shorts, but but you

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<v Speaker 1>would like to see. I thought it was a cut

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<v Speaker 1>off shirt. Was he aware that he was underdressed? This

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<v Speaker 1>is our eating steak. He looked good. He looked good

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<v Speaker 1>from the start.

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<v Speaker 7>There are some people who also just don't care. Like

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<v Speaker 7>my dad. You know, I always have to tell my

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<v Speaker 7>dad and I love my dad. He's one of my

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<v Speaker 7>favorite people in the whole world. But, like, he'll walk

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<v Speaker 7>out of the house and come to Lucy's, like, swim meet,

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<v Speaker 7>and he's wearing his boob shirt. It's got all different

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<v Speaker 7>colors and kinds of boobs all over it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, my gosh.

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<v Speaker 7>And my stepmom will try to be like, Tim, you can't.

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<v Speaker 7>And he just, like, he doesn't care.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>As long as he's there, he doesn't care.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd have been told to go change my clothes before.

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<v Speaker 3>Really? Where?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, I'm just talking about family members. Like, you

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<v Speaker 2>come out the house, and you're about to go somewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, you about to go with us? It'd be like, nah,

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<v Speaker 2>go back in the house. I had to go back

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<v Speaker 2>and change.

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<v Speaker 7>I got turned away at Spartan Stadium this weekend, actually.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, you were? It wasn't what I was wearing. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of.

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<v Speaker 7>The little crossbody, the little itty bitty purse that I

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<v Speaker 7>wore all last season, wore it all last season into

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<v Speaker 7>the stadium. All of a sudden this year, they were like, nope,

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<v Speaker 7>too big. Now they have a card that they like

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<v Speaker 7>bring out.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a, like a, yeah. And they hold it up.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, that's not fair to women, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way.

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<v Speaker 7>I go, sir, I've literally brought this cause I have

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<v Speaker 7>to put my inhaler and my EpiPen and all that

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<v Speaker 7>stuff in it. And I'm like, I wore this to

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<v Speaker 7>every single game last season. And he's like, nope, it's

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<v Speaker 7>too big.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think that these stadiums need to either come

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<v Speaker 1>up with some kind of a— It's like this big.

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<v Speaker 1>They are all worried you're going to bring in— bombs

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<v Speaker 1>or weapons or something. Wait, but did you tell him

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<v Speaker 1>he was underdressed or what happened? Yeah, he, well, he

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<v Speaker 1>kind of, he knew, he knew, he knew what he

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<v Speaker 1>was wearing. He's like, oh, I guess I'm not really

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<v Speaker 1>a good dress. I'm like, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Just sit down. Just sit down. Stay right there.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't get up here right now. But what's going on, Melanie?

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm good.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Good. Have you ever been kicked out for what you

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<v Speaker 1>were wearing?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes.

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<v Speaker 6>So it was a Mother's Day brunch. And we went

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<v Speaker 6>to this nice golf course, and they had a no-jean policy.

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<v Speaker 6>And so we had to go to the gift shop,

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<v Speaker 6>and three of my family members, including me and my

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<v Speaker 6>one-and-a-half-year-old brother, had to get new pants or a skirt

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<v Speaker 6>to wear, or they weren't going to let us into brunch.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, man. Like, new pants and a skirt over brunch?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably wasn't cheap.

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<v Speaker 6>My brother was literally a baby in a car seat.

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<v Speaker 6>and they wouldn't let him in with jeans on. My

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<v Speaker 6>mom had to go and find him baby clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding me? That's wild. Although I got to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you, though, this is not sticking up for them

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<v Speaker 1>for this one, but I see some parents bring babies

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<v Speaker 1>out of the house, and I'm like, are you going

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<v Speaker 1>to put clothes on the kid? Like, it's wearing a diaper.

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<v Speaker 1>We were eating at a restaurant that's by our house

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<v Speaker 1>not that long ago, and it's not like a Coney.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually a nicer, decent restaurant. And this family comes

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<v Speaker 1>and sits next to us. And this kid literally has

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<v Speaker 1>got just a diaper on with their fat belly and

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<v Speaker 1>stuff showing and just sitting there. Honestly, it wasn't like

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<v Speaker 1>they took the clothes off because they were going to

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<v Speaker 1>let the baby eat and go crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd rather you had that on than some of these

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<v Speaker 2>babies being prom dresses. It'd be like, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Like where they overdress them?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, where are you going right now? What's up, Nicole?

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi.

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<v Speaker 5>Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. That's kind of interesting when they tell you they

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<v Speaker 1>have to eat in a certain place. They're segregating you

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<v Speaker 1>to a certain area because of what you're dressed like.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a question.

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<v Speaker 6>My dad was worse than actually being kicked out because

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<v Speaker 6>he hates eating outside. But, you know, he did it anyways.

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<v Speaker 3>So if you are a patron at an establishment like

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<v Speaker 3>this and someone is sitting next to you wearing shorts

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<v Speaker 3>and you know you can't, are you bothered by that?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you like, no. Do your thing, bro. What you

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<v Speaker 1>eat don't make me spit. I have had it where

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<v Speaker 1>I bring people to dinner and we'll go to like

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<v Speaker 1>the golf club that I like play golf at. And

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<v Speaker 1>they make you wear collared shirts and all the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of that stuff.

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<v Speaker 7>No denim.

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<v Speaker 1>And no denim and stuff. And I've had to buy

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<v Speaker 1>them clothes like I've had to do it, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>where you're like, I got to go and take you.

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<v Speaker 1>And to me, it's like, OK, it's a one time deal.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean? I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you guys know when we all went to the

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<v Speaker 1>DAC for lunch. Oh, yeah. That's a great example. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you can't just walk in there.

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<v Speaker 7>What will they do if you're wearing something that's inappropriate?

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<v Speaker 1>Do they say. They tell you at the door or something.

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<v Speaker 1>They have to go.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a guy with a hook. He puts it around

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<v Speaker 1>your neck.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, I didn't know if they would just issue you

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<v Speaker 7>like a letter or something, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>You go down a trap door and it takes you

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<v Speaker 1>through the sewer system. What's going on, Kelly? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 4>How are you?

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<v Speaker 6>Good.

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<v Speaker 1>What's happening? Good.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, we, my husband and I, we had just gotten married,

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<v Speaker 4>and we took our little mini honeymoon to Grand Rapids,

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<v Speaker 4>and it was the day after our wedding, so we

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<v Speaker 4>were both really kind of tired, and we're just walking around,

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<v Speaker 4>ended up at this piano bar. We're like, yeah, let's

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<v Speaker 4>go check it out, but he had on um adidas

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<v Speaker 4>athletic pants and they wouldn't let it fit oh so

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<v Speaker 4>there was no sign on the door or anything they

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<v Speaker 4>just said you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know you guys can't come in athletic pants were you

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<v Speaker 1>at mojo's piano bar is that where you were.

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<v Speaker 4>I honestly don't remember the name of it.

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<v Speaker 3>It was 12 years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you it was right downtown. We got kicked

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<v Speaker 1>out of there.

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<v Speaker 4>It was right across the street from the Grand Hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember? I don't know if it was a

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<v Speaker 1>dress code violation, but back in the day, we all

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<v Speaker 1>went there. I don't know if it was, maybe Mike

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<v Speaker 1>was wearing a hat or something. I think it was

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<v Speaker 1>a situation that might have been a hat. They didn't

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<v Speaker 1>allow you to have hats.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that lady who just was on the phone. She

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<v Speaker 2>said they didn't have a sign on the door. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you have to have a sign in order to ask

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<v Speaker 2>somebody to leave?

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<v Speaker 3>I think so. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>The DAC doesn't, I don't think.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah. I think it does say proper attire or something.

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<v Speaker 1>This word proper is a little fishy to me. What's up, Nathan?

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<v Speaker 5>What's going on, everybody?

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 5>Um, so it was my sister's birthday. Her birthday is

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<v Speaker 5>on New Year's. So we went to Morton's Steakhouse.

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<v Speaker 1>On New Year's Eve. I love Morton's.

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<v Speaker 5>And yeah, so I ordered my food. I walked around,

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<v Speaker 5>went to the bathroom. I had a hoodie on and

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<v Speaker 5>no one said anything until the manager with his fat ass.

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<v Speaker 5>He said, you got to either change your shirt or

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<v Speaker 5>you got to leave before I call the cops. And

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<v Speaker 5>I was furious.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, what?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, because I guess there's a dress code there.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, explain what you had on again. I.

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<v Speaker 5>It was just a hoodie.

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<v Speaker 1>It didn't have anything on it?

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<v Speaker 5>No, it was just a clean pink hoodie.

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<v Speaker 2>And what did that fat ass manager say?

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<v Speaker 5>He said, you gotta go or else I'm gonna call

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<v Speaker 5>the cops.

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<v Speaker 1>That is ridiculous. What did you do?

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<v Speaker 5>I just left, called my fat ass and walked out.

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<v Speaker 5>Gave my mom and sister a hug.

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<v Speaker 1>Posted a bad review.

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<v Speaker 5>Came back like a year later.

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<v Speaker 1>And dressed up.

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<v Speaker 5>Speaker 3 I didn't see him. He's probably got a

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<v Speaker 5>membership to plan a fitness.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaker 1 Hold on Shane. What's going on, Shane? Hey man.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you? Good.

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<v Speaker 1>What's happening? Nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>So Capitol grill a couple of years ago, I was

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<v Speaker 3>with my ex boss who owns a distillery company and

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<v Speaker 3>makes alcohol and say, well, they told him he couldn't

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<v Speaker 3>wear his hat at the door. And he got really

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<v Speaker 3>mad because he wears his hat everywhere. Then we sat

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<v Speaker 3>down and he ordered four martinis. He ordered the seafood

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<v Speaker 3>tower and a bunch of apps. Then he put his

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<v Speaker 3>hat back on and they didn't say anything. Oh, wow.

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<v Speaker 1>So his meal was so expensive. They're like, we can

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<v Speaker 1>overlook this. That's crazy. Let him wear the hat. Here's something.

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<v Speaker 1>Ready for this one, Shane? We were talking about the DAC.

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<v Speaker 1>Texter Amy says, the DAC has clothes for you to borrow.

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<v Speaker 1>We went there with somebody who had jeans on for

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<v Speaker 1>opening day and they gave him a pair of khakis

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<v Speaker 1>to put over his jeans. Stop it right now. I

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<v Speaker 1>want borrowed. That's interesting. It's like going bowling and getting

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<v Speaker 1>your own shoes, right?

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<v Speaker 3>I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 7>I could see if they had like suit jackets or

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<v Speaker 7>sports jackets, whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>I get that, but pants is kind of wild. Wearing

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<v Speaker 1>another person's pants. I'm going to get some pee on them.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to mess it up. I'm going to spill

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<v Speaker 1>all over myself.

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<v Speaker 5>Legs.