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Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by

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Speaker 1: Fair and Faarah Tampa Accident Attorneys. What I want to

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Speaker 1: do right now is an Ashley moment. You had asked

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Speaker 1: a question yesterday and you're like, can we do this tomorrow?

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Speaker 1: Would be so much fun? Do you know what I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about? No, if we were too commit a crime?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all right, so talk us through that. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So I want to know if members from the Joe

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Speaker 3: Show were to commit a crime, what would it be?

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Speaker 3: So what would each member go to jail for. I

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Speaker 3: want listeners to call in or texting and let us

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Speaker 3: know why we would go to jail. I know why

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Speaker 3: Katie would go to do like she was the first

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Speaker 3: one I thought, I was she going she's getting locked up?

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Speaker 1: She did? Should we say it at the same time,

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Speaker 1: Let's go three, two one, don't.

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Speaker 4: Okay? Yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 3: I imagine Katie walking in a nice neighborhood. She sees

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Speaker 3: a cute puppy by the fits just hanging out, and

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Speaker 3: she's just looking around the neighborhood and she wants it.

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Speaker 2: It's not like she's just a bad person. She's just like,

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Speaker 2: I love this dog.

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Speaker 1: Have to have this dog or how about like an

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Speaker 1: abused dog. You see that Batman the dog with me?

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Speaker 1: You do one of those? Yeah, you can see that.

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Speaker 1: What do you think public masturbation?

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Speaker 3: I was thinking about you something with you like have

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Speaker 3: been naked in public?

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Speaker 2: For sure?

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Speaker 4: Oh, be naked in public? Sure, but public mass Actually

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Speaker 4: I don't master be.

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Speaker 2: Don't.

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Speaker 4: Maybe that's a topic for the podcast, but I'm not.

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Speaker 4: I really don't. Or can I tell you what I

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Speaker 4: think would be Ashley?

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Speaker 5: Ashley would be petty theft actually would be like something stupid.

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Speaker 5: What what the hell are you doing taking and freaking

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Speaker 5: sprite from the gas station.

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Speaker 1: You're a spokesperson for Chipotle. Is it illegal to take

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Speaker 1: the hot sauce?

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Speaker 2: It is?

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Speaker 1: It's gotta because yeah, do you what do you think

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Speaker 1: like Chipotle is just continue there?

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Speaker 2: I have some crazy deal with Tabasco or something like.

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Speaker 3: I think that they not that they have their waiting

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Speaker 3: for people to you know, borrow.

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Speaker 2: She would get arrested for that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Joe would get arrested for sneaking into Disney. I

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Speaker 4: was going to.

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Speaker 2: Say, impersonating a Disney cast? Yeah it yeah, all right?

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Speaker 2: Can I be honest? I mean, obviously I've never done that.

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Speaker 1: I would never commit any because also we have a

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Speaker 1: great partnership Atalt Disney World and also Universal Studios, Bush Gardens,

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Speaker 1: like all these theme parks do a lot for us

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Speaker 1: to help you know, you guys out, so we love them.

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Speaker 1: So I've never like done it, I promise, but I do.

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Speaker 1: When I see the young an annual pass holder, I

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Speaker 1: met Disney a lot. When I see the cast members

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Speaker 1: only doors, I just want to take a peek. That's it,

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Speaker 1: speaking of I have touched that sign.

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Speaker 2: I just want to look. That's it, a little peak.

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Speaker 2: Just they got friends and family who worked there.

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Speaker 3: You definitely would go to jail for that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I love to take a peek and listen.

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Speaker 1: I think that it's okay to admit that you have

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Speaker 1: these urges. Yeah, and I got an urge to just

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Speaker 1: take a peek and see what cast members only at Disney.

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Speaker 2: It looks like now on Earth. Who wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: I have family that works for Disney and they filled

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Speaker 1: me in. It looks like just the like the background

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Speaker 1: of anything.

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Speaker 2: So you have to see it for yourself. I know

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Speaker 2: I didn't want to see it.

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Speaker 3: Once and you're willing to risk it all.

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Speaker 1: But I do want to make that very clear because

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Speaker 1: we do have something huge coming up with Disney. I

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Speaker 1: obviously would absolutely never do anything like that, but man,

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Speaker 1: do I get that that urge? Ashley wants to know

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Speaker 1: if we were to commit a crime, what would we

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Speaker 1: be arrested for?

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Speaker 2: Alena? Yes, that's how beautiful. How you doing good?

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Speaker 1: Are you? I get to talk to you so that

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Speaker 1: it's fantastic. Alina, Okay, pick someone, Pick someone on the show,

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Speaker 1: and what crime did they commit?

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking Joe is definitely robbing a bank? Really Okay?

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Speaker 1: I love that you said that, because I think I

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Speaker 1: could pull it off.

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Speaker 2: Definitely got the demon.

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Speaker 1: I watch some documentaries and I go, I think I

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Speaker 1: know what they did wrong, and I think I could

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Speaker 1: have done that.

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Speaker 2: Robin. The bank is tough now to get away with it.

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Speaker 1: If this was like thirty years ago, I genuinely believe

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Speaker 1: I'd get away with it.

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Speaker 2: I do now, but now it's tough. I don't know

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Speaker 2: if anyone could get a technology.

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Speaker 1: You ever seen those ultra realistic masks that people wear now?

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Speaker 2: Yes, those are so scary, Like why not wear one

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Speaker 2: of those? Ye wear one of Jed.

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Speaker 1: And publicly touched myself because it's getting arrested for I'm

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Speaker 1: just kidding, obviously, I say that to push his buttons.

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Speaker 2: Jed, what did you say in my ear? He said something,

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Speaker 2: What did you say?

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Speaker 4: Well, I was saying with the whole entire face mask

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Speaker 4: thing like the realistic ones. I don't maybe it's me

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Speaker 4: watching too much FBI crap, but that they can tell

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Speaker 4: based off of your eyes, in the shape of your eyes.

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Speaker 4: It doesn't need a night around the mask, so.

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Speaker 2: Well, you should do it.

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Speaker 1: They'd be looking for an Asian man. They would never

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Speaker 1: find you.

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Speaker 3: Alena.

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Speaker 2: I love you so much, thank you for calling in

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Speaker 2: and also believing in me. With robbing a.

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Speaker 1: Bank, I love you guys.

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Speaker 2: By that I could get away.

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Speaker 3: With it really thirty years ago.

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Speaker 1: Another one would be like a knives out scenario where

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Speaker 1: I create this whole like, hey, we need to catch

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Speaker 1: a murderer type of thing, and then at the end

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Speaker 1: you realize I'm the one who murdered. Yeah you would.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you couldn't bust a fruit and food fruit fight.

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Speaker 4: What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: And you can't complete a sentence. I'm just pushing your butt.

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Speaker 1: You're pushing mine. That's good, Hey, little push push, push, pushing.

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Speaker 1: Then I could bust the fruit fly. So there how

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Speaker 1: I said, I can't I can't talk. You know, it's

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Speaker 1: a twist on the English language. Is it's very tough.

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