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Speaker 3: a little discussion. We're gonna talk one night stance. Got

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Speaker 3: You know whatever We can do to get to the

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Speaker 3: not sure about your weekend plans. But Gina's just excited

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Speaker 4: Oh god, she was.

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Speaker 1: Were you really up you say that? You told me like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I've been up for three days straight.

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Speaker 4: I have not been able to sleep. I did sleep,

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Speaker 4: no sleep at all. Well, I did take a nap

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Speaker 4: Because because after two hours of sitting there, I was like,

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Speaker 3: So what's on your mind? I don't know what's happened.

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Speaker 4: I started going through a random list of things that

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Speaker 4: in that curtain, well, in that moment, no, I.

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Speaker 1: Mean for your for your mind. What's going on?

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Speaker 4: That were troubling me in that moment were things like

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Speaker 4: remember Amrosa from The Apprentice? What's her last name? And

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Speaker 4: like why are my feet always so hot when I'm

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Speaker 1: But why is that?

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Speaker 3: Why?

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Speaker 1: I had to know I.

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Speaker 4: Could not turn it off the most random questions, and

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Speaker 4: I didn't want to look at my phone because I

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Speaker 4: So I just sat there wondering all night, like I

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Speaker 5: No, it's almost as if this sleep schedule is awful

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Speaker 1: People deal, Yeah, it's just they do.

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Speaker 3: I just think people deal like people like you need

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Speaker 3: I don't get why when we put the clocks people

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Speaker 3: So I go to bed an hour early.

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Speaker 4: And that's the thing. Even if we had a different schedule.

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Speaker 4: Nuts, right, but like hyper focusing on like earworm songs

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Speaker 4: Interesting because like you have all the don't feel that way.

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Speaker 3: had his weird dream. Yeah, but Greg, You'll like this one.

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Speaker 4: This is crazy. I've never had a dream like this

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Speaker 3: With Maybe that's why I couldn't sleep, because you woke

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Speaker 4: And it was like super intense.

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Speaker 4: He like went to like brush his teeth.

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Speaker 1: I looked over there. Medace is like.

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Speaker 3: Someone's when someone's look is just yeah, like out there.

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Speaker 5: There's so much information to process. It's exhausting.

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Speaker 3: I'm just like mannis is menaces fall asleep right here?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was crazy. So it was like I was like, oh,

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Speaker 3: But what do what does that mean? What does that mean?

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Speaker 4: Like I've never ever had a dream, a lesbian dream ever.

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Speaker 4: I'm getting back at him because he grabbed your boom.

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Speaker 4: So look what I'm going to do with.

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Speaker 3: While we're having some computer issue network. All right, welcome

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Speaker 3: back everybody, Thank you. Some hypothetical questions. Morgan's always got

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Speaker 3: Well, because then again, this is one of those things

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you brought up journals. People who keep journals.

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Speaker 1: So Woody, if you could take a pill that gave

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Speaker 3: Oh? Already kind of compromised there. I told you I'm

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Speaker 4: And could you live with half of that?

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Speaker 1: very I have good streets smarts. Yeah, so what half

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Speaker 5: it's pretty easy.

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Speaker 3: No if I if I wasn't street smart and not

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Speaker 4: What if it's just like, you have a perfect body,

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Speaker 4: I think you're just kind of like street smart, you're

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Speaker 4: But I know, but you can't cherry pick like I'm

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Speaker 4: still street smart. I just don't remember.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Sammy, No, you would not do that.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm good, Yeah, okay, Mariy would you do it?

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Speaker 5: You can still have intercourse. You don't need a gel.

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Speaker 3: Which means that you would would be more.

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Speaker 3: You're taking it from masturbation.

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Speaker 7: So basically, I.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I hear that you've given up half your intelligence,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. That's where it's too weird.

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Speaker 3: what do you got?

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Speaker 1: Easier? Question?

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Speaker 2: Easier, let's go with this one. Would you rather be

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Speaker 4: I always think about what's scarier, being at the bottom

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Speaker 3: They're equally scary, yeah, because it's not like again on

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Speaker 4: Because we've only explored what like two percent of the ocean,

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Speaker 4: there's like literal aliens living in like the Marianna's Trench.

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Speaker 1: That's why I say about the forest. But no only.

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Speaker 3: Literally literally literally literal aliens.

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Speaker 4: No, but for real, I mean they might as well be.

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Speaker 4: They look, they look terrifying.

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Speaker 3: Sure they haven't seen them before. They're always discovering or

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Speaker 5: Super creep sounds like something I would say all the time.

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Speaker 1: Well, you guys, crap on me about it.

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Speaker 3: You're talking with the lock nest monster or.

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Speaker 4: Angler fish.

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Speaker 5: Forest forests have not been So why are you giving

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Speaker 3: But I am, I am, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: Have we discovered more of the ocean than I'm aware of?

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Speaker 3: I'm not arguing with you.

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Speaker 1: All the forests, therefore Bigfoot, Therefore Bigfoot.

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Speaker 3: Although you can do thermal imaging over every square inch

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Speaker 5: Goes underground into caves.

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Speaker 1: Bigfoot likes caves. Greg. This one made me think of Menace, where, oh,

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Speaker 1: here we go. Would you rather live for another fifty years?

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Speaker 1: But you could never leave your house? Or only live

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Speaker 1: for five more years? But you can go anywhere? Oh years? Really? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you would have to be home.

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Speaker 5: Oh, totally embrace.

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Speaker 1: Via the Greg life.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll stream every movie ever made.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll be fine, go swimming. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I'm surprised by that because I thought, I know you never.

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Speaker 1: You can never stay home? No, I could.

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Speaker 7: I could do either for fifty years.

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Speaker 1: You think you have to stay home versus five years?

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Speaker 6: Can people come over?

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Speaker 1: Sure?

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Speaker 4: It's like house arrest.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like house arrest VR is gonna kick ass by then.

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Speaker 3: Or you can go anywhere you want, but only for

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Speaker 1: Like Oprah's house or something like that. You would have

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Blake could be home for four days so I

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Speaker 3: Do that fifty years.

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Speaker 8: No, I'm taking the fives. I mean the pandemic for

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Speaker 8: me was I'm not doing anything like that. Ever, Well

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Speaker 6: Mean, I just didn't. I really didn't. For fifty years.

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Speaker 4: But think about CNCHE possibility.

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Speaker 8: I know it makes so No, but if it's currently

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Speaker 6: I'm in an apartment. I can go on the front

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Speaker 8: I'm in a one bedroom apartment exactly. It's like prison. No,

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Speaker 8: I'll take the.

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Speaker 6: Five and do what I want.

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Speaker 3: All Right, we're gonna take a break. We've got more

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Speaker 3: of the hypothetical questions with Greg and Morgan. If you

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Speaker 3: or you think you have like a really good argument

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Speaker 3: for like why you would take the five years, you know,

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Speaker 1: Call in eight seven seven four more neck turn that

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Speaker 3: Now there are some people are very concerned for Morgan. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: Guys, No, we have nothing to do with that.

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Speaker 3: Actually, oh okay, you've always been like between that and

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Speaker 1: Well, look at and.

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Speaker 3: People are worried about her.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry about me, guys. I mean some people are

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Speaker 3: Hey, look, I always say, nobody can hate me more

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Speaker 7: Sure, and I'm a happy person, So don't worry about me.

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Speaker 5: The only difference with Morgan, which I appreciate, I don't

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Speaker 4: And child sad fishing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sad fishing, uh huh.

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Speaker 4: Like catfishing. But you're like, oh, don't worry about me.

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Speaker 5: Why But I don't get that vibe from Morgan.

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Speaker 2: Let's see here, if Bill Cosby were to give you

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Speaker 7: I like this one so far. Okay, but you have

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Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, you do drink for a million dollars.

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Speaker 7: Million dollars wake up before he was put in jail,

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Speaker 3: Does he know about the deal? Does he know that

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Speaker 3: if I drank this, I'm getting a million dollars?

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Speaker 3: Just selling a gash.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it wasn't like people just drank that stuff for

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Speaker 3: With the Spanish fly stuff, I remember there being you know,

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Speaker 3: I never knew what it was though, Yeah, I never

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Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah, I would take the million dollars.

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Speaker 3: I'd drink the Bill Cosby cocktail, would a heartbeat, would would.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all aren't his demographic genis and I would not, Okay,

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Speaker 3: I'm here up for a good adventure.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I could really use a cool mill. And

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Speaker 7: A million dollars.

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Speaker 3: Assuming it's an unpleasant thing that's true.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry I wasn't making takes care.

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Speaker 3: Of his stuff. You know, you don't know, Sammy, it's

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Speaker 3: a definitely no.

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Speaker 6: For you, definitely definite, No, absolutely not.

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Speaker 7: I'm good surprising.

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Speaker 3: Well there's your your hypothetical questions. Everybody, It's like, all right, yeah,

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Speaker 3: what what every one's we didna gets it. It's hold

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Speaker 3: on to them.

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Speaker 1: I got a master.

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Speaker 4: We're so already Burger.

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Speaker 5: Media, rare, burger media, rare.

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Speaker 1: Bitch so needy because I'm Russian Asian, He's the best

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Speaker 1: thing not being Asian.

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Speaker 9: Honestly.

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Speaker 3: The rights the show and we're into another new hour

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Speaker 3: insensitivity training, free, politically correct. World is Woody. It is great.

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Speaker 3: Good Hi, Menace is our social media director Finest. Follow

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Speaker 3: us at the Woody Show on the social media platform

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Speaker 3: of your choice. Gina gran Good morning morning. See mass

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Speaker 3: is here. We got Sammy Morgan's here. Phones are open

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Speaker 3: eight seven seven forty four, Woodie send us eight next

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Speaker 3: over to two to nine eight seven. How's house things

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Speaker 3: in social media world? Menaced? Are they doing?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Have we maintained over two hundred thousand? Oh yeah, we're up, man,

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Speaker 3: we are, yeah, okay, but what's really popped off?

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Speaker 5: A lot of our Disney content has done really well? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Good? Yeah.

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Speaker 3: People seem to like Disney weird yeah, or living vicariously

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Speaker 3: through others. Yeah, really good. Yeah, I know that people

475
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Speaker 3: are planning their trips.

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Speaker 5: I do have a question for the audience. Mexico City awesome,

477
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Speaker 5: everyone says it is. Yeah, my friends got robbed there,

478
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Speaker 5: but yeah, but I don't trust your friends right either.

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Speaker 3: The place, the place that I'm hearing a lot about.

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Speaker 3: I feel like, all of a sudden, I've not heard

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Speaker 3: anybody ever tell me that they were going to this place,

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Speaker 3: and now, all of a sudden, we were meeting with

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Speaker 3: someone at my son's school just the other day.

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Speaker 1: Oh, we're going to Portugal.

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Speaker 4: Dude, Yeah, is going to Portugal?

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Speaker 3: See even your mom's going to Portugal.

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Speaker 4: Okay, this is crazy.

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Speaker 3: It's in Portugal to see so much. Why is it

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Speaker 3: so popular?

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Speaker 5: All I know people that have left America to live

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Speaker 5: in Portugal. Yeah, it's awesome.

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Speaker 4: The doors, like the islands off there, the history, the

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Speaker 4: architecture is gorgeous.

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Speaker 3: I'm waiting to hear something interesting that would make you

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Speaker 3: want to travel there.

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Speaker 5: The island history, island.

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Speaker 4: Like my mom is in her seventies. She just started traveling,

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Speaker 4: like when she turns seventy and she's been all over

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Speaker 4: the world. So like it's never too late.

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Speaker 3: Everybody see Portugal. I picture like the word Portugal. You

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Speaker 3: say that colors, yeah, synesthesia, Oh, numbers, have numbers, have

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Speaker 3: colors numbers? Yea blue poor damn, that's the one. I

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Speaker 3: remember that, she said before. I always try to catch

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Speaker 3: her ask me a color blue seven? Another one?

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Speaker 10: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Green three?

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Speaker 5: Wow, that's right, it's not.

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Speaker 4: It's a crossed wire idiot.

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Speaker 3: But so the word Portugal automatically in my head conjures

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Speaker 3: up like kind of cobble streets, cobblestone streets, coffee cafes, overcast,

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Speaker 3: rainy weather. You might as well call it Portland, Oregon.

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Speaker 4: To be really sunny.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, the first two are correct. Everything in that area.

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Speaker 9: There's a recent people vacation there because they called a

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Speaker 9: Mediterranean climate even though it's not. On the other side, uh,

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Speaker 9: because it is normally sunny, normally very nice, doesn't get

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Speaker 9: too cold.

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Speaker 3: Pictures are just like almost like we saw when we

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Speaker 3: were in Alaska.

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Speaker 4: They just kind of more like Spain, really hot in Tempritain.

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Speaker 3: The word Portugal, that's just that's it makes you feel.

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Speaker 3: That's the image that comes that comes to mind. I

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Speaker 3: had a lot of Portuguese friends growing up, and.

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Speaker 1: Good for you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and you know when I think Portugal, when I

526
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Speaker 5: think Portugal is the Azors, because they'd say, oh yeah,

527
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Speaker 5: if you're from the Azors, you got to watch out.

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Speaker 1: They hook up with your cousin.

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Speaker 5: It's on the the people that I know from from

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you have friends from Portuguese friends. Yeah, oh god,

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Speaker 5: so yeah, having diverse friends. Yeah, they speak.

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Speaker 1: A lot of the have a diverse friends base. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she looks into diversity. Yeah, you have to check it out.

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Speaker 1: I called my Portuguese friends.

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Speaker 3: My friend Becauess Greg says about there's no such thing

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Speaker 3: as a gay wedding.

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Speaker 1: What's a gay wed wedding? It's a wedding, but it is.

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Speaker 5: A Also they have plumb alcohol.

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Speaker 9: Alcohol is really gets you, really like it's one of

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Speaker 9: those places that never goes below freezing, never gets a

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Speaker 9: belove eighty five.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like a nice temperate yeah, eight seven

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Speaker 3: forty four. What is the phone number? You can set

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Speaker 3: us a text over to two two nine eight seven.

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Speaker 1: Real quick about the cruise thing. How I'm obsessed now

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Speaker 1: and I've been watching cruise documentaries. The one thing that

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Speaker 1: drives me crazy about cruises is the quote elite traveler.

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Speaker 1: It's the person on the who's done the most cruises

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Speaker 1: in their lives. So I was watching this one documentary

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Speaker 1: and they were gonna do this dinner with the captain

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Speaker 1: and they invited twenty special guests who are elite travelers,

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Speaker 1: and they had this gave the award to this woman,

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Speaker 1: old woman who's done like five hundred and forty days

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Speaker 1: at sea. And she walks into this banquet and she says,

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Speaker 1: look around this room. These are the best of the best,

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Speaker 1: the elite. Oh my, you didn't achieve anything. It means

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Speaker 1: you took tons and tons and tons of lady, so

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Speaker 1: you the elite. Both these are the best of the best.

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Speaker 3: There was. There was a woman like that on our cruise.

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Speaker 3: Otherwise I kept crossing paths with her, and she was

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Speaker 3: always basically interrogating the staff because she knows more about

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Speaker 3: cruises and more about the ships and more about whatever

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Speaker 3: than they do. Fun and she I mean, she was

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Speaker 3: decked out head to toe and all the Disney stuff,

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Speaker 3: and she's like eighty some years old, and I think

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Speaker 3: she's one of those people who goes from cruise to

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Speaker 3: cruise to cruise. She had been on our ship, so

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Speaker 3: she's an elite traveler. She had been on our ship.

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Speaker 3: This was the third week in a row that she

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Speaker 3: was that she was on and it does the same itinerary.

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Speaker 3: So when we got back, new people got on and

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Speaker 3: they went and did the same. She's still there, and

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Speaker 3: she's still there anyway. She's talking to the one woman,

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Speaker 3: the one whatever know who's working this like a hostess,

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Speaker 3: and she goes, what would you say is the most

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Speaker 3: difficult part of your job? But almost in an interview,

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Speaker 3: not even being like fun about it, like it seems

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Speaker 3: like it'd be really fun to have this job. Is

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Speaker 3: there anything that sucks about it? Like nothing fun? It

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Speaker 3: wasn't What would you say is the most difficult part

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Speaker 3: of your job?

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Speaker 5: Trying to please all the guests it once, I want

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Speaker 5: to I want to help everyone have the.

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Speaker 4: Best, trying to do my job well. Crazy people talk

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Speaker 4: to me.

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Speaker 3: And and uh and my wife and I we just

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Speaker 3: we looked at each other. We had the same reaction

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Speaker 3: at the same time, and my wife goes, oh God,

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Speaker 3: because we kept running into her, We kept running into

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Speaker 3: her question for you on the text over to two

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Speaker 3: two Nights, having quickly switching gears because I know that

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Speaker 3: Gina wants to share something that she saw, Oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: and I'll go along with that. But what would you say?

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Speaker 3: What what would be an ideal number? Like if you

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Speaker 3: meet somebody new, what would be an ideal number of

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Speaker 3: old Slam partners that you could deal with? Like what

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Speaker 3: like humanterrogating? I don't say, I don't care, Like if

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Speaker 3: you had your choice, Yeah, if you could, if you

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Speaker 3: could point at them and make them have a certain

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Speaker 3: number of sidon partners. Again, that's it. Thank you, seve As,

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Speaker 3: not that you care, but if you got to say, hey,

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Speaker 3: you know what, I would prefer no more than X.

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Speaker 3: What would that number be? I have some normal by

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Speaker 3: the numbers on that. And then Gina has something that

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Speaker 3: she found, Yeah, and she wants to know if it's true.

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Speaker 1: But I don't know how we would help you out

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Speaker 1: with the thing.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I guess it's just gonna have to be anecdotal.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna that sounds like me.

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Speaker 3: Morgan or whoever might be able to help you out

611
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Speaker 3: with it, because it's it's it's something for women and.

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Speaker 5: How they can like tell how good you're going to be, like.

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Speaker 3: How how great or not great somebody would be. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: in the sack, I see what I'm saying, Greg, just

615
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Speaker 3: by looking at you, just by.

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Speaker 4: Looking at seeing a couple of different cues.

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Speaker 1: Oh, he's going to be good.

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Speaker 3: But on the text, just so we can get that

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Speaker 3: normal by the number thing. If you meet somebody new,

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Speaker 3: in your own opinion, no right or wrong answer here,

621
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Speaker 3: what would be an ideal number of old slam partners

622
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Speaker 3: that person could have that you could deal with? Yeah,

623
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Speaker 3: text it over to two to ninety seven, will take

624
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Speaker 3: the break, and then Gina will share what she's got.

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Speaker 3: We'll find out the normal by the numbers. Next, hang on,

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Speaker 3: what do you show back in a few You're right

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Speaker 3: back show alright, So we asked you on the text

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Speaker 3: over to two two nine eight seven.

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Speaker 1: So you meet somebody.

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Speaker 3: New, what would be the ideal number of old slam

631
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Speaker 3: partners this person could have that you could deal with?

632
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Speaker 3: And I thought the best phrase the question way better

633
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Speaker 3: than I could because again, not that you care, and

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Speaker 3: it might not be it's not isn't a big deal

635
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Speaker 3: to you. But if all things equal, you got to

636
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Speaker 3: choose what would that be? Because the sweet spot women

637
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Speaker 3: say for dudes, it's between four or five, with two

638
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Speaker 3: or three being casual.

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Speaker 4: That's it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And the age where they lost to virginity would

641
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Speaker 3: be somewhere between eighteen and twenty years old. This is

642
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Speaker 3: normal by the numbers. Talking talking to people, people in

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Speaker 3: rural areas, men say, men say, when it comes to women,

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Speaker 3: the ideal two to three total sex partners with one

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Speaker 3: or two casual ones, and the age where they lost

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Speaker 3: to virginity would be between sixteen and eighteen.

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Speaker 6: Are these people who got married at twenty.

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Speaker 3: Three years not be getting little nervous about their own numbers?

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Speaker 4: I would prefer the guy I'm with to be far

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Speaker 4: more experienced than that, you know, like let him work

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Speaker 4: it out on everybody else, right, really?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I ideally yeah yeah yeah.

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Speaker 4: I mean I figure out all the kinks, you know,

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Speaker 4: attended on everybody else, and then like you know, when

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Speaker 4: you know what you're doing, like confinement on getting right.

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Speaker 5: To be honest, I never really thought that women actually

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Speaker 5: cared about that number, and I know, guy, we.

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Speaker 3: Do, because the number is always way higher than the

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Speaker 3: dude's number. Typically, I would say, on average, it's got

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Speaker 3: to be because it's easier for them and the guys

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Speaker 3: get necessary left to their own devices, I think a

663
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Speaker 3: guy's number would be in the thousands, right, and then that's.

664
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Speaker 1: What gay guys do.

665
00:31:55,440 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 9: Yeah, what he's getting at is that there and this

666
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 9: is something that the dating apps have really shown, is

667
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 9: there are super users with guys. Is that a small

668
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 9: percentage of the guys are having a large percentage of

669
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 9: the sex and a large percentage of the guys are

670
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 9: having almost none.

671
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 1: Right because the dating apps.

672
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 9: Because that's what the dating app show is that guy

673
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 9: who's six to two makes one hundred fifty grand a year,

674
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 9: he's going to have his pick at the litter, and

675
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 9: the guy who's five eight and what makes thirty five

676
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 9: grand a year will probably get nothing. He'll be like

677
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 9: our word, Tyler and get like one or two matches

678
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 9: a year and basically.

679
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 1: Never get laid. Poor Tyler. What he said, and he

680
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 1: said he did.

681
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 5: And it is on the apps though he's on the streets.

682
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the worse.

683
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, five one two saying I'll put that number

684
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 3: at twenty nine one five slams max. So that's casual,

685
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 3: serious or otherwise the same or less than mine? Okay,

686
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 3: no less than fifteen. Experience is fun and I don't

687
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 3: want him wondering what if or what others could be.

688
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 6: Like it's a less then number.

689
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, nine to five, one says ten, another one says

690
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 3: five or less less than ten. Ten seems to be

691
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 3: a pretty pretty just looking over our text at least

692
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 3: somewhere in there. I'm forty one years old. I lost

693
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 3: count after seventy in my early thirties.

694
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 4: Hell yeah.

695
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 3: People with moderate sex lives are judged more positively, while

696
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 3: those at either extreme, either superactive or completely inactive, tend

697
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 3: to face more judgment. The study also found that men

698
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 3: who had less sex than their ideal were judged more

699
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 3: harshly than women in the same situation, So men still

700
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 3: face that pressure to perform, while women are penalized more

701
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 3: for exceeding expectations.

702
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 4: We've already known that. But like when a guy has

703
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 4: had like one or two partners, I think it's like, what,

704
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 4: like you really want to know the backstory behind like

705
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 4: the lower numbers. Yeah, were you in.

706
00:33:56,960 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 6: A relationship for fifteen years? For sixteen years exactly?

707
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 3: I told you the dream My dream idea would be

708
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 3: you meet somebody, they're a virgin, right, they've never been

709
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,880
Speaker 3: with anybody, and then you break the sea also to speak,

710
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 3: and then they just become a nympho that's movies like that,

711
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 3: The Virgin Slut. They waited, wait, to wait, to wait,

712
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,400
Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden, now they're just in

713
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,760
Speaker 3: the reason that they don't know any.

714
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 1: Better than you.

715
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 3: See, they don't know any better and they're no comparison.

716
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 3: That whole thing about I don't even know tricks and stuff.

717
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 3: We can read about and learn tricks like.

718
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 1: I can watch video learn as you go. That's amazing.

719
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 5: The weird thing, too, is like that girl, she's not

720
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 5: even so much concerned about herself.

721
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:38,359
Speaker 1: She just wants you to be happy too.

722
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:44,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, about again the Japanese AI girlfriends.

723
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 3: Girlfriends, Greg, what would the ideal number be?

724
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 1: See Gina made me think because I was gonna say five, okay,

725
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: and in my mind hopefully it's zero, But yeah, I

726
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: was gonna say five. But I think you're right if

727
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 1: it's a little bit more than that, work out that

728
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 1: they're not tight or they know what you know, could

729
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 1: be more fun or more daring or more naughty.

730
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 3: So the last person I was with, we did that.

731
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 3: We should try it. I don't want I don't want

732
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,799
Speaker 3: to say it, and I really that's what it is.

733
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 3: But that's what you're saying when you say things like all,

734
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 3: I want to learn how to do that, I want

735
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:18,840
Speaker 3: to have this experience.

736
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,439
Speaker 1: I didn't even know that was a thing. So yeah,

737
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, uh, no more than ten.

738
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,280
Speaker 3: So what your number? Ideally?

739
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 4: I don't know, eighteen, twenty.

740
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 3: Twenty okay menace?

741
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,959
Speaker 1: Uh for female, I mean the dream is zero.

742
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,320
Speaker 3: But what about for dudes?

743
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 1: Then? Yeah, of course about one hundred.

744
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 6: No, I say, you agree with what what he said?

745
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, that's the dream, but dream, but it's

746
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 5: not realistic. Realistically, it's probably like I don't know, like

747
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,719
Speaker 5: four or so four Sammy.

748
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 6: I'm a gin like twenty.

749
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, is that's what I'm saying. Women are way better

750
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 5: at this than guys.

751
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 9: Yeah, I would say I'm with men like in an ideal,

752
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 9: absolute world zero. Though at a certain age it becomes

753
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 9: even with women, it becomes weird, like you're thirty and

754
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 9: you have.

755
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, something's going on? What's going on there?

756
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 1: So yeah, it probably is in the three or four range.

757
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 1: That's not realistic.

758
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, but again, could it could be maybe they just

759
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 3: got so tied up in their career, you know. Yeah,

760
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 3: yeah she was like she just really focused. Yeah, yeah,

761
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 3: she had that one relationship that she was with the

762
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,399
Speaker 3: all the way through college and out of college into

763
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 3: her career, and as her career took off, she became

764
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 3: more focused on her career and so she didn't really

765
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 3: have time for the relationship. And then they broke off,

766
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,720
Speaker 3: and then she decided just to really focus one hundred

767
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 3: percent no relationships.

768
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: Now all of a sudden, she's ready for fun.

769
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 3: He's only had one or two uh slams in the past,

770
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 3: and she's slam dudes in the past, and now she's

771
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 3: really ready to keep.

772
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:44,359
Speaker 1: So let's go.

773
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've heard I've heard women. I've never heard a

774
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 4: guy say it, but I've heard women say I'm a

775
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:49,840
Speaker 4: born again virgin.

776
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 1: That doesn't that count? No, that's what's so?

777
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, that doesn't It's like how people in prison find

778
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 3: Jesus that. Yeah, that's that doesn't count.

779
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 4: I'm a virgin you know in one Uh no, it

780
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 4: doesn't count.

781
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 1: Now I have a pressure.

782
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 5: What do you seat, what do you think is the

783
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 5: realistic number like that at average?

784
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: No?

785
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 5: No, no, the realistic number that how many partners a

786
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 5: woman has been with?

787
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 1: Oh? How about she lies by? Like but what?

788
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 12: Yeah?

789
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,400
Speaker 5: Like, so were ideally we say four? But what's the

790
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 5: realistic number by the time, probably like.

791
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 3: By the time a woman's thirty, by thirty, probably probably

792
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 3: a dozen probably yeah, and then and then uh okay

793
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 3: for a dude same age thirty.

794
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 1: It depends.

795
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 5: Also, it has to be no no, like because any

796
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 5: any woman can hit a dozen number.

797
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 1: Not easy, not on the weekend. Yeah, butch guy.

798
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 4: Can't an average guy eat twelve chicks in years?

799
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 5: I don't think so.

800
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's unlikely.

801
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 6: Not one one early year.

802
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 9: Yeah, because they sit down, they get wife eyed up

803
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,399
Speaker 9: for three four years, or.

804
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,800
Speaker 5: If they don't, because they get excited because somebody actually

805
00:37:58,840 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 5: is having sex with them.

806
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 3: Buddy, then my buddy married the first girl that gave

807
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 3: it up to him.

808
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 4: Oh wow, that together, Okay, good for them?

809
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 3: Yeah wow, Yeah. I think they both don't have any

810
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 3: other options. So their number is one yeah wow for both.

811
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, kind of sweet though, like a bay It

812
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 1: was like.

813
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 4: So I again targeted algorithm on Instagram.

814
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 1: I got it.

815
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 4: I had to click on this. It says signs he'll

816
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 4: be great in bed And I was like, well, what

817
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 4: are we talking about now? You guys, men, women, you guys,

818
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 4: tell me what you think of this?

819
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:39,879
Speaker 3: I have no, docu, was this geared toward because it's

820
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 3: that he'll be good in bed?

821
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 4: Sod?

822
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 3: All right, So Sammy Morgan and Greg, I guess.

823
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:51,360
Speaker 4: He says when he talks, does he use his hands?

824
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 4: When a guy's good in bed, he'll have a tendency

825
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 4: to talk with his hands, really really use his hands,

826
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:58,280
Speaker 4: flail with his fingers.

827
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 5: I mean I do that, So I'll say, yes, it

828
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:01,359
Speaker 5: does sound.

829
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 1: Do women notice nuanced things like that?

830
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:04,400
Speaker 4: I don't know.

831
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: I would.

832
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 3: You can't ask guys this question because we don't care.

833
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 3: The question is will she have sex with you? Yeah,

834
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 3: it's like it's not it's free pizza, right, like, yeah,

835
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 3: will Well.

836
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 4: This one, I think we can all agree he pays

837
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 4: attention to your feelings. When a guy doesn't care about

838
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 4: how you feel, then he's not going to care about

839
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,760
Speaker 4: how you feel in bad I think that's a decent.

840
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 1: This is dumb true. This is for women.

841
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's for women. That's what you feel.

842
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 5: These are just lies that are put in.

843
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,720
Speaker 4: If you pretend to care about her, she will probably

844
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 4: be more willing to give it up.

845
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 9: Yes, yeah, it doesn't. If he thinks you're hot, that's

846
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 9: all that matters.

847
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,879
Speaker 4: Okay, I know about this one. He isn't selfish? Does

848
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 4: he share his dessert with you?

849
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 1: Yeah?

850
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 4: If he's selfish when you're out to dinner, have we

851
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 4: selfish in the bedroom? Okay? This one, this one, I

852
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 4: think we can all agree universally, men and women. Is

853
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 4: he a good kisser.

854
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 3: Because you've got No, that's the most Okay, that's true,

855
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,439
Speaker 3: that's the most reasonable one. Yeah.

856
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,720
Speaker 4: Right, So you're not going and you've got no chance

857
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 4: if you're like a lizard going through mashed potatoes with

858
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 4: that time, no chance.

859
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: But didn't we recently talk about how in adulthood you

860
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: don't really make out anymore. No, oh, yeah, you know

861
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 1: I can't. It's just not really a sash Yeah, for

862
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 1: like thirty seconds make out?

863
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 3: Yeah?

864
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, nacking right.

865
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 3: I couldn't tell you the last time.

866
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,799
Speaker 4: Yeah you just made out?

867
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, or even not even in the context of other

868
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 3: other it really make it? Yeah, make it out?

869
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 7: So you just hit it and quit it.

870
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 3: No, it's not hitting and quit but like making Yeah,

871
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 3: it's like you age out of hand jobs. What I'm saying,

872
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 3: like hands hand drods are fine.

873
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 1: I'll disagree with that one in the world.

874
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 3: I'm saying you, but I think I'm saying in general,

875
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 3: like you know, you can get like that's fine in

876
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 3: high school, like the little little hand actions fine in

877
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 3: high school. It's like dry humping, like who's why.

878
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:06,919
Speaker 4: What's the point?

879
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the point?

880
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 4: What end?

881
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, the very minimum would know, the very minimum would

882
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:11,720
Speaker 3: be mouth party.

883
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 1: Oh that I thought you made the hand drop?

884
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,760
Speaker 6: But don't you isn't that the start? Don't you start

885
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 6: making out and then that's how you continue?

886
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 1: Right? But you know high school kids will make out

887
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: and that's the end.

888
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:24,879
Speaker 7: I don't think, like what are you saying?

889
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 6: They don't even make out even at.

890
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 1: The lead up right now.

891
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 3: But my point is like, uh, after you've been married

892
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:32,280
Speaker 3: for a while, I don't know like how many people

893
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 3: are just like making out make out, Like like like

894
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 3: when would that even happen or start during? Yeah, I

895
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 3: guess you know a lot of times it's like so, uh,

896
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 3: what are you doing? Should we do it? You're like, yeah,

897
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 3: let's go. That's marriage.

898
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,879
Speaker 4: Just like meat in the hallway and just like get

899
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 4: crazy like push up against the wall.

900
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,320
Speaker 3: Can you imagine what a disgusting visual?

901
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 1: I can't? Yeah, I can't, Yeah, I can't read. I've

902
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,720
Speaker 1: got we're gonna need a new stucco.

903
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 4: Well, the other ones are, does he make serious intense

904
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 4: eye contact with you?

905
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 1: Please?

906
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:15,479
Speaker 3: Don't?

907
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 1: Okay, don't.

908
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 5: Well you know I don't want intense icon that's a

909
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 5: gay thing.

910
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 1: Look away.

911
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 5: I've been bringing up with when I talked to the

912
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 5: gay community, they say they just look at each other

913
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 5: at a club and then they go do sex somewhere

914
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:34,879
Speaker 5: in the in the back, like stare at each other

915
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:35,759
Speaker 5: because it's for.

916
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 3: Dudes, because you're another it's another dude.

917
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, by just looking at him.

918
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 3: You know, there was a there was a funny meme

919
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 3: I saw. It was a picture of a you know,

920
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:54,799
Speaker 3: straight couple and then a picture of lesbian couple and said,

921
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 3: high divorce rate, high divorce rate, what's the common denominator.

922
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 1: It's like, it's so much.

923
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 9: He's like another dude with a dude like just mega easy. Yeah,

924
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 9: women start what like two thirds of divorces, right, I believe.

925
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it makes sense.

926
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:12,799
Speaker 7: Guys are super.

927
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 4: Hard to live with, right yeah, oh yeah, yeah, because

928
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:17,240
Speaker 4: we're not free money.

929
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 1: But guys the easiest.

930
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 4: But guys get I mean gay guys like that is

931
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 4: the ideal. Right, And I don't know if this is

932
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,759
Speaker 4: your case, and somehow I doubt it. But a lot

933
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 4: of my gay friends are like, yes, we are in

934
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 4: a very committed relationship, but it's also an open relationship.

935
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 1: I never blenty of those guys. I never understood that.

936
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 3: I know a lot of gay dudes like that too,

937
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 3: like our gay unicorn because she and I he matches

938
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 3: the profile and it comes to the alcoholism.

939
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, but nothing inside of that. Yeah, because the guys

940
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 5: and gay guys I know are exactly what you talking about.

941
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 1: I never even dream of a life like that.

942
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 3: How tell a woman's good in bed? She's off her meds,

943
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:57,359
Speaker 3: says the nine to five one.

944
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 4: Nice, that's funny.

945
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:03,359
Speaker 1: What is weird? The Woody Show?

946
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 3: In speaking of weird? After six years, this guy who

947
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:15,839
Speaker 3: admitted to sexually gratifying himself with pool floats has been

948
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 3: guilty to stealing dozens of pool floats. His name is

949
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 3: Christopher Mannan. He's forty one years old, and he would

950
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 3: cut the screen doors and get into people's backyards all

951
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 3: over town to swipe inflatables, which plays later found stockpiled

952
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 3: in a vacant house across retreat from his house, and

953
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 3: among the stash there was a duck float, a bacon

954
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 3: float that looks like a little strips of bacon.

955
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 1: I there's even a Shaquille O'Neill branded lounger. Oh that's cool.

956
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 3: He told the cops that he used the floats to

957
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 3: quote gratify himself as an alternative to harming others.

958
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 1: Okay, only two.

959
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:59,240
Speaker 3: I mean, I much rather you steal my pool float

960
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,839
Speaker 3: and have sex with that rather than sexually assault an

961
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:04,320
Speaker 3: actual person or an animal.

962
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:04,959
Speaker 1: Yeah.

963
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 5: I I have found a good place to get a

964
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:11,279
Speaker 5: deal on him on pool floats five and below five

965
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 5: below an Yeah, and they also have the pool noodles.

966
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 1: That's the spot. Or you could just tell the cops

967
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 1: you're a kleptomaniac.

968
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 3: The best, the best pool noodles. They sell them at

969
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:24,439
Speaker 3: Costco Menace. Oh no, no, those are dude, those are great.

970
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:25,839
Speaker 1: We have one. Yeah, I love those.

971
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 5: Not good.

972
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 3: There's certain things that they're like. Okay, those pool noodles

973
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 3: are great. Yeah, Krispy Kreme, and he does like nothing bunt.

974
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 4: Cakes like these are the hills he's going to die on.

975
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:41,279
Speaker 3: And there's other things. I'm like, Okay, he and I

976
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 3: are totally in agreement with the other things. I go, wow,

977
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 3: how'd you rhyme.

978
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 10: With that.

979
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 11: Show?

980
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 3: All right, welcome back.

981
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:54,880
Speaker 1: I've got some news and we've got a wood show.

982
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 3: Taste Drive Oh yeah, has a bunch of different items

983
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,920
Speaker 3: from the retail. They're formerly known as Burlington Coach Factory.

984
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 3: So I can imagine our surprise where they came back

985
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 3: and said, guys, I bought some food items trust to

986
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 3: Taste Burlington.

987
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can't eat hats and gloves. No, they have

988
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 1: food there. Yeah, so what kind of items do you have?

989
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,880
Speaker 1: We're going to so many? Okay, you want me to

990
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 1: bust them out? Yeah?

991
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, because like as you're like passing them around the room,

992
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 3: I can do something because I got food.

993
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 1: News as well.

994
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 5: The first item I have is a dippin' dots like

995
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:31,359
Speaker 5: freeze dried cookies and cream like cute.

996
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, cube, this.

997
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 3: Isn't popcorn because I saw it's made by the Hers brand.

998
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:36,879
Speaker 1: Yeah.

999
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 3: So I never, by the way, I never trust food

1000
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 3: that has those stickers on it because it always seems

1001
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,360
Speaker 3: like that be that the clearance expired, discontinued.

1002
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 1: It's got the price on the outside. Yeah, considered like

1003
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 1: just off tough off ice cream. Yeah, quickly grab one

1004
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 1: and take.

1005
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,760
Speaker 9: Bites I remember when my uh I did I didn't

1006
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 9: go to the National Space Museum in DC, but I

1007
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 9: like my mom did Freeze.

1008
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 1: Ice cread respective Yeah? I like it.

1009
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, Freeze tried ice cream is astronaut ice cream? Yes,

1010
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 3: like a candy cereal.

1011
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:07,439
Speaker 1: That's good. Yeah, it tastes like cereal. Yeah.

1012
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:10,840
Speaker 5: And it's cookies and cream, yes, cookies and cream flavor.

1013
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:14,760
Speaker 1: It does have a slightly weird aftertaste, like it almost

1014
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:15,919
Speaker 1: gets sour. But that's good.

1015
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 13: I'm sure it's not naturally This I have here is

1016
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 13: popcorn for oh okay for a little a little greg

1017
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 13: over here, many Eminem's.

1018
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 1: Candy pop. Yeah.

1019
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 9: If I had this stuff in my house, it wouldn't

1020
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 9: last two seconds anything any popcord that's drizzled or we've

1021
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 9: had the other ones, the Reese ones.

1022
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:40,839
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1023
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 3: So here's a question met us. When you're in a

1024
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 3: Burlington how is the store set? I haven't been in

1025
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 3: there since it was just coods.

1026
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 5: Burlington Code Factory is lit, dude. They have everything like

1027
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 5: that workout equipment, they have an equipment. Yeah, they have

1028
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 5: a ton of home goods. It sounds like a t

1029
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 5: J Max Yeah, but is it t J Max times

1030
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 5: like five.

1031
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:03,720
Speaker 3: Okay, so they just kind of evolved.

1032
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it has.

1033
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 5: I got some lovely laundry baskets.

1034
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 3: And so they have a food section or is this

1035
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 3: stuff just kind of like randomly an end caps food section.

1036
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 1: Now, corners bomb is bomb. It's got the eminem's, the

1037
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 1: little minis that are essentially melted into the popcorn, not inside,

1038
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 1: but like stuck like a chocolate drizzle.

1039
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, now, Greg, do you think also this is

1040
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:30,720
Speaker 3: because you've been eating nothing but beats, potatoes and cottage

1041
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 3: cheese for months. Probably, Yeah, you haven't tasted anything like that.

1042
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:36,280
Speaker 1: I haven't had anything sweetened.

1043
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:39,839
Speaker 5: Now this is where we might have a miss. These

1044
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 5: are ginger chees, original ginger, and they're made by Prints

1045
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 5: of Peace.

1046
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 3: Okay, so are these like little like gingerbread kind of cookieers.

1047
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 1: I'm guessing there's no bread involved. They come out in

1048
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 1: individual packets. These are like these like old people candy.

1049
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, help your stomach.

1050
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:02,240
Speaker 1: I think I don't know, maybe I don't know. Ginger choes,

1051
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:03,400
Speaker 1: injured cheese ginger.

1052
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, it's I've seen this sort of stuff before

1053
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 9: where it oh, it's like a dry.

1054
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 3: Even the bags on appealing that has because they just

1055
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,320
Speaker 3: have pictures of real ginger.

1056
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 1: Root on the It's a texture of it looks like

1057
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 1: we would be holding like a dishwasher soap.

1058
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, like a texture of a very chewy twizzler. Maybe

1059
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 9: more so you have to chew.

1060
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 1: It a lot people. Yeah, really on purpose. Yeah, thick

1061
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: gummy bear. This how you guys feel about candy corn? Yeah?

1062
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:34,359
Speaker 5: Probably this is It's just weird that it's not.

1063
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 6: I can't eat it.

1064
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 1: I like it. I like the.

1065
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:40,319
Speaker 3: What do you showed Taste drive this year? These are

1066
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 3: all things that Menace found at again the retailer formerly

1067
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 3: known as Burlington Code Factory.

1068
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 1: They have food, they have.

1069
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:50,280
Speaker 5: Some This one is gonna be interesting. This is Snack

1070
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 5: Club Tahen gummy bears, gummy bears.

1071
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 1: I don't know about that mix together.

1072
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 3: Well, people put to heena on on fruit obviously, so

1073
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:00,000
Speaker 3: it's a fruit flavor.

1074
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 5: He with the Taheen flavor, Yeah, like on on watermelon

1075
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 5: and stuff like folse wh don't know.

1076
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:10,919
Speaker 9: Ta is typically dried chili's lime, juice, powder, sea salts, et.

1077
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:11,720
Speaker 1: Cetera, et cetera.

1078
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,880
Speaker 6: Ginger trew was spicy, is going.

1079
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:16,760
Speaker 1: To be finish? Is spicy?

1080
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, first of all, finish. So the bears.

1081
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 5: Yah, the definitely you could tell they coated with a

1082
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:21,399
Speaker 5: good tah.

1083
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, it seems to be a pretty positive reaction so far.

1084
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 3: They're bugging out of his head.

1085
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:29,719
Speaker 1: He's having the best day ever.

1086
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 3: You gotta go to snack club.

1087
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 1: Taheen.

1088
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 3: Gummy bears?

1089
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 1: Those are I give those like a ten good? All right,

1090
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 1: that's just kick. This is a spicy meat ball.

1091
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:44,800
Speaker 5: This one is doctor pepper cotton candy.

1092
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:48,400
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, so I don't even know cotton candy

1093
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 3: in the bag, Like it looks like a little bag

1094
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 3: of chips.

1095
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:52,839
Speaker 5: We have doctor Pepper beef jerky recently. If you're calling

1096
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 5: that was gone off.

1097
00:50:53,640 --> 00:51:00,319
Speaker 3: All this looks like, oh my god, dude, it looks like, yeah,

1098
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 3: something at my laundry bath. You know. It looks like yeah,

1099
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 3: it looks like you know when you buy a shirt

1100
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,919
Speaker 3: sometimes and they're like all shrunk down into like a pluck.

1101
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:10,359
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you have to get it wet to expand, like.

1102
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 1: And yeah, you're not going to try terry parts.

1103
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 5: Gross A little piece yeah, a little yeah.

1104
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:22,399
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1105
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 3: Does it taste like doctor pepper?

1106
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,720
Speaker 1: It does? I mean that was that was the tiniest

1107
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 1: little piece of a decent amount. Yeah. You're so happy.

1108
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 1: It does. It's disconcerting. It looks like a look, it's bad.

1109
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 6: It does kind of taste like doctor Pepper. It's weird

1110
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:40,720
Speaker 6: for cotton candy to taste like doctor Pepper.

1111
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:41,439
Speaker 4: But it's not bad.

1112
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:42,759
Speaker 1: The kid would love them.

1113
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, my daughter anything cotton kids, she gets cotton candy

1114
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 3: ice cream.

1115
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 1: I know.

1116
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:50,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, we went to a place with the Italian ice,

1117
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 3: you know, like Rita's, and they have they have a

1118
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 3: cotton candy ice.

1119
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:57,720
Speaker 1: I can't imagine that be any good. No, it doesn't

1120
00:51:57,719 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 1: sound because.

1121
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 3: Cotton candy is always kind of somewhat disappointing.

1122
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 5: This in general is coconut macaroon.

1123
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got to be the guy who's bought the

1124
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:09,879
Speaker 3: most food ever.

1125
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:14,320
Speaker 1: I know I did. Look, I just had bags and bags,

1126
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,799
Speaker 1: just have like a couple of things. He did his

1127
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:19,799
Speaker 1: grocery shopping. Smells good.

1128
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:24,360
Speaker 3: Now, I do like coconut. You like coconut? Right to worship?

1129
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 5: The brand is dual Zura, surely, yeah, dual Zula. Does

1130
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:33,400
Speaker 5: that look like it sounds doula from what I can

1131
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 5: see from here.

1132
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: Coconut macaroons Dulzura.

1133
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:41,239
Speaker 3: Dulzura, all right, coconut macaroon a.

1134
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 5: Little small, like quarter size as well, maybe a little

1135
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:44,920
Speaker 5: larger cookies.

1136
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:50,319
Speaker 1: Okay, but for a macaroon, it's not good exactly, Like

1137
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 1: you can sense the coconut, but you're not overloaded with it.

1138
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 1: There should there should be more actual shredded coconut and

1139
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:58,880
Speaker 1: more coconut flavor. They're kind of dry and bland.

1140
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,000
Speaker 6: There's way better macaria.

1141
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't recommend Burlington Co Factory not coming with

1142
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:05,360
Speaker 5: the macarooms.

1143
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 1: Now.

1144
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:09,359
Speaker 5: This next item is warhead cubes.

1145
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 3: Okay, are you warheads?

1146
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 5: Yeah? It was like a gummy flavor because warheads are

1147
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 5: usually are.

1148
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 3: These like hard candies and what gloves on their gummy

1149
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 3: because I'm handling food.

1150
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:25,400
Speaker 5: Oh I see, yeah, because what heads are usually like

1151
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:28,400
Speaker 5: they have the candy shell and they're liquidity in the middle.

1152
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:32,279
Speaker 5: This is like a gummy almost a gummy bear cub

1153
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:33,879
Speaker 5: for Yeah, I.

1154
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 1: Took the orange one. It's what's the word. You can't

1155
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:41,840
Speaker 1: concern uh discern what flavor it is. It's weird.

1156
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 6: They're pretty good.

1157
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:44,000
Speaker 1: You like them?

1158
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're like sour pat good.

1159
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:46,880
Speaker 1: That's exactly what they are.

1160
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like yeah, all Sam, we can take

1161
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 3: those home?

1162
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 1: All right?

1163
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 3: Now?

1164
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 1: My last Lene. I can't even say grezulas. Where's the yes? Yes?

1165
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 1: And can you say it? What you say? Great? How

1166
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 1: do you say it?

1167
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:07,719
Speaker 10: Like?

1168
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1169
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 5: Cooky is Greg has a gay asked what cool?

1170
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:14,239
Speaker 12: Now?

1171
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:16,760
Speaker 3: I want to go to Mexico and they have Cocoa

1172
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 3: crispis and says Coco crispus, Dame Melvin. It's like Melvin,

1173
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,800
Speaker 3: is this the cartoon character They've decided that in Mexico?

1174
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 3: He's like this elephant. These looks Melvin.

1175
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:29,719
Speaker 5: They look like cookies that have fun on them.

1176
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:31,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yet short bread kind of cookies.

1177
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. They smell kind of good actually all.

1178
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:35,400
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, they got a very vanilla smell.

1179
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.

1180
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 3: These are all items that were taste driving from the

1181
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:42,280
Speaker 3: real retailer that used to be known as Burlington Coat Factory.

1182
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:44,840
Speaker 3: And now apparently they have a whole snack section.

1183
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 1: Oh goody good.

1184
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 3: It's very dry, very dry there, more dry than the macaron.

1185
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah. Do you know what they remind me

1186
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 1: of is animal crackers? Consistency, We're good, okay, and then

1187
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,880
Speaker 1: ankles give them a little pop. Yeah. I feel like

1188
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:02,360
Speaker 1: they need.

1189
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 6: To be dipped in something.

1190
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:05,120
Speaker 3: All right, So Greg, of all the things that that

1191
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:08,640
Speaker 3: you've tasted today, we're the top three snacks available at what.

1192
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed the what is this freeze dried ice

1193
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:17,439
Speaker 1: cream thingy cookies and cream That was good. I'm trying

1194
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:19,640
Speaker 1: to envision what I would sit down and just how

1195
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:22,719
Speaker 1: Probably popcorn with the M and ms or popcorn would

1196
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:24,959
Speaker 1: be number two. And then these cookies that we tried last.

1197
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 1: I could eat this a whole box so good.

1198
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:28,880
Speaker 3: Okay, menace.

1199
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 5: I just had the cookies because I was distributing everything,

1200
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 5: and the cookies were delicious. I do want to try

1201
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:37,320
Speaker 5: the popcorn eminem's.

1202
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:40,320
Speaker 1: I think those are pretty That's what are your rankings.

1203
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:43,240
Speaker 9: I will say the graheas as we say as native

1204
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 9: the Spanish pronunciations.

1205
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 1: I didn't know he was even supposed to be Spanish.

1206
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 9: It's Spanish for a small sweet pill, uh, the to

1207
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:59,960
Speaker 9: heen gummy bears, the warhead thing ma jiggers, and the popcorn.

1208
00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:02,719
Speaker 5: All right, I'm going to try that Dr Pepper con

1209
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 5: canny for the first time.

1210
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:05,400
Speaker 3: All right, Sammy, what was your favorite?

1211
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 6: Sam as Sea Bass? My favorite is the warhead cubes.

1212
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:11,240
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, and then I would do the taheen dummy bears,

1213
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 8: and then the popcorn.

1214
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:14,920
Speaker 3: Alright, met what do you think about Dr Pepper?

1215
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:18,879
Speaker 1: All right, I liked it. Okay, that's fine.

1216
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 3: Well, next time you're at Burlington, guys, yeah, you're in

1217
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 3: your or some exercise equipment or some snacks.

1218
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, or a basket launching basket.

1219
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 3: All right, Well there's menaces taste drive for us this

1220
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:29,800
Speaker 3: morning from Burlington.

1221
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:32,839
Speaker 1: Will be right back.

1222
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,440
Speaker 3: I'm giving you, guys, am.

1223
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:40,919
Speaker 1: The wood Show.

1224
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:46,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, Greg was sharing on this how he finally came around,

1225
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:49,359
Speaker 3: he was late to the party on Nathan.

1226
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:51,680
Speaker 1: And Nacion field Nathan Fielder, he's a genius.

1227
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, he likes he likes that show.

1228
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:54,360
Speaker 12: Yeah.

1229
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:57,279
Speaker 1: I just watched when I admitted that that he's a

1230
00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:59,600
Speaker 1: brand new thing. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I didn't play

1231
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:03,640
Speaker 1: out that he was twelve years late fifty eight times.

1232
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:05,279
Speaker 3: Well, in the spirit of what you watch, I just

1233
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 3: watched this program about beavers, best damn program I've ever seen.

1234
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 3: Time for the dad jokes. Everybody four Woody. That's because

1235
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:20,160
Speaker 3: he hasn't caught his breath yet.

1236
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:22,040
Speaker 4: Doubled over.

1237
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, seven forty four Woody, text over to two to

1238
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:31,120
Speaker 3: nine eight seven dad jokes, fun, simple, punny, you know

1239
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 3: all this stuff. Called them punks, man, you get so

1240
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 3: caught up on semantics, right.

1241
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:39,120
Speaker 5: But people reinventing the wheel every four years?

1242
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:41,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, isn't that? I mean, that's got to be something

1243
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 3: to look into like people like it's not I can

1244
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 3: see where maybe it's like one word, one phrase, but

1245
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 3: it's almost all of them.

1246
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 1: I agree.

1247
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:51,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's got to be like some there's got

1248
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 3: to be something to that.

1249
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 9: Yeah, right, is there a compulsion like standard something about?

1250
00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:57,520
Speaker 1: Maybe?

1251
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 3: I don't know dad jokes? Eight seven seven four? What

1252
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:03,480
Speaker 3: are let's say hi to Scott? Hey, good morning, Scott.

1253
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 3: How are you, Scotty?

1254
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,280
Speaker 1: Good morning? Are you guys?

1255
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:08,120
Speaker 3: We're doing fantastic? What's your dad joke?

1256
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:11,960
Speaker 1: What do you call a pile of kittens?

1257
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 3: What do you call a pile of kittens? What a mountain?

1258
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:17,680
Speaker 1: Mountains?

1259
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:21,560
Speaker 3: No gruble, get it great, it's kittens.

1260
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:23,200
Speaker 1: Thank you?

1261
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 3: Four? What he texts over to two to two nine

1262
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 3: eighty seven.

1263
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 1: Do you know what Jeff Bezos does before bedwinting? What

1264
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:31,880
Speaker 1: he puts his Amazon?

1265
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 12: Oh?

1266
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:37,000
Speaker 4: I'm getting what Amazon?

1267
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:40,200
Speaker 1: He puts his Amazon? Amazon?

1268
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 3: Oh?

1269
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:45,040
Speaker 4: Hey, do you guys know how you follow Will Smith

1270
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 4: in the snow?

1271
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:46,440
Speaker 1: No?

1272
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:48,080
Speaker 4: You just follow the fresh print.

1273
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 1: Just wow, let's go.

1274
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:52,440
Speaker 3: To canvas re response.

1275
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:57,000
Speaker 1: Good morning, Candace, Good morning, good morning.

1276
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 3: All right, what's your what's your dad joke?

1277
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:01,920
Speaker 5: So what do you get when you mix an elephant

1278
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:03,240
Speaker 5: and a rhinoceros?

1279
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 3: What do you get when you mix an elephant and

1280
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:06,760
Speaker 3: a rhinoceros?

1281
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:10,280
Speaker 1: What I gonna get in?

1282
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:13,720
Speaker 3: All right, Kennis, thank you for the call. Appreciate you

1283
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 3: listening to the Woodie Show. Yes, Menace, did.

1284
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaker 1: You hear about the girl that ate a frog? I didn't.

1285
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:25,840
Speaker 3: They say that she might croak brod getting nas mess.

1286
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 3: But the look on your face either or sucking on

1287
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:30,360
Speaker 3: a lemon or you didn't like that dad joke that

1288
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:30,960
Speaker 3: Menace had?

1289
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:31,720
Speaker 1: Do you have a better one?

1290
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:35,320
Speaker 5: I've got a different category blonde jokes, these old gems.

1291
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good.

1292
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:38,440
Speaker 5: What do what you call a blonde standing on her head?

1293
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:44,600
Speaker 9: What a brunette with bad breath'd?

1294
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 3: First of all, boss the eighties there with the yo

1295
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:51,959
Speaker 3: mama jokes?

1296
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:54,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, polish jokes.

1297
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:57,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well was the other blonde? I want to Oh? Yeah, uh?

1298
00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:02,240
Speaker 3: How did the blonde drown? She scratching stiff sticker on

1299
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:10,000
Speaker 3: the scratching sniff sticker on the bottom of the bathtub. Yeah,

1300
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 3: what sound does a witch's car.

1301
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:16,280
Speaker 1: Make Greg a witch's car? What broom? Broom?

1302
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:21,480
Speaker 3: Come on, come on, come on, let's go to Johnny.

1303
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:24,880
Speaker 3: Good morning, Johnny, Hey, good morning. I got a knock

1304
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:28,280
Speaker 3: knock joke for you. Well you won't stick with dag jokes,

1305
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:29,800
Speaker 3: but yeah, Johnny, he.

1306
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:41,880
Speaker 1: That's you. Who's there dishes his dish is Sean Connery?

1307
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:49,280
Speaker 3: What's the way they say that they be comedy? Timing

1308
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:54,480
Speaker 3: is everything. I think it was the disjointed nature of

1309
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:56,640
Speaker 3: that that made it. I mean it was that was

1310
01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:59,120
Speaker 3: amazing either way. It's a good dad joke, but the

1311
01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:01,880
Speaker 3: work of art them. Uh, there was a break in

1312
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:05,080
Speaker 3: you guys at the wig factory. Yeah, the cops they're

1313
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:05,680
Speaker 3: combing the air.

1314
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:10,360
Speaker 5: In three months they called to clean the ocean.

1315
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:12,160
Speaker 1: Who mermaids?

1316
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:17,920
Speaker 3: The position sixty nine will now be ninety six due

1317
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 3: to the tariffs, So the cost of eating out.

1318
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:20,280
Speaker 1: Has gone up.

1319
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:22,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1320
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:24,640
Speaker 1: I like that.

1321
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:27,080
Speaker 3: That's on the text. Thank you nine O nine?

1322
01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:31,080
Speaker 1: Uh, madus, you got another good one for us? Uh?

1323
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 5: Why did the car take a nab? Why it was tired?

1324
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:35,560
Speaker 10: Hello?

1325
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:38,760
Speaker 1: I have one from metas. It's a faker though. Yeah,

1326
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:42,200
Speaker 1: you know dogs can't operate an MRI test but cats

1327
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Speaker 1: can ha. Let's say, uh, let's Daryl.

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Speaker 10: Good morning Daryl, Good morning show.

1329
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:53,240
Speaker 1: Now, Daryl, we're counting on you to bring the heat in.

1330
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 3: Why is the chickens not one across the road? Why

1331
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 3: do chicken not one across.

1332
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 1: The road, Darryl? Because there were a chicken webs on

1333
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:03,840
Speaker 1: over there?

1334
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:06,040
Speaker 4: Oh my god?

1335
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I support though, Oh I got okay, menace.

1336
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:09,960
Speaker 3: And then we're going to close out with seat.

1337
01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:13,840
Speaker 1: What do clouds wear beneath their plant? Their pants?

1338
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:19,160
Speaker 3: What do clouds wear? Beliefs the pants? What thunderwear?

1339
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:22,120
Speaker 1: Thunderwear? Here, folks, you heard it here?

1340
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:29,040
Speaker 3: Cloud giving alright, sea bass, Sammy, Yes, now there's that Friday.

1341
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:31,920
Speaker 1: Wow, thanks for that clip. What does I d K

1342
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:32,520
Speaker 1: stand for?

1343
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:33,480
Speaker 7: I don't know.

1344
01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:34,760
Speaker 3: Oh my god, nobody does.

1345
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:40,920
Speaker 1: WHOA.

1346
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:50,720
Speaker 3: There's dad jokes everybody. You just apologize to show in

1347
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 3: the morning, and we'll follow up to the dad jokes

1348
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:59,080
Speaker 3: on the after hours. Voicemail eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.

1349
01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:02,760
Speaker 3: That's eight seven seven forty four, Woodies. This person called

1350
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:03,840
Speaker 3: in and lets a dad joke.

1351
01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:07,440
Speaker 1: Hey, Woody, shall we have a dad joke for you?

1352
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:11,000
Speaker 11: What did the dad say when he jumped out at

1353
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,040
Speaker 11: the surprise party.

1354
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:17,640
Speaker 3: Surprize, oh surprise.

1355
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:20,120
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, all right, it's cute.

1356
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:24,160
Speaker 3: It's Dumbyah, it's really bad job. All right, how about

1357
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:27,240
Speaker 3: this one. This guy's drunk, though, so he called in

1358
01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:30,479
Speaker 3: after hours voicemail. He's already hammered with his dad joke.

1359
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:34,960
Speaker 10: You know how hard it is to get to the

1360
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:39,960
Speaker 10: drunk stal when you've been drinking. It took me at

1361
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:46,560
Speaker 10: least ten minutes, jez, but this is a dad joke.

1362
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:58,200
Speaker 11: So I was in the hospital for a Peakaboo accident.

1363
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:06,760
Speaker 11: Yeah I wasn't to.

1364
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:11,400
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, well I mean did leave him voicemail.

1365
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:15,000
Speaker 1: Delivery? Yeah, I mean he rocked it. Yeah.

1366
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:18,240
Speaker 3: Well, you know, it's very uh, very very deliberate. Kind

1367
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:19,800
Speaker 3: of reminds me of Stephen Wright, one of your.

1368
01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:22,000
Speaker 1: Favorite comedians, you know, and brilliant him.

1369
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:25,880
Speaker 3: Greig loves Stephen Old timey yeah, old time. I mean

1370
01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:28,600
Speaker 3: it's old timy like I'm sure he enjoys that. Well

1371
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:32,680
Speaker 3: old I'm old, not even Greg, but Stephen right old to.

1372
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:36,120
Speaker 3: What's the last time anybody brought Stephen Wright's name up.

1373
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:42,200
Speaker 1: I don't know who Stephen Wright, He's the guy kind

1374
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:45,720
Speaker 1: of talks like that and la'st Halloween. I walked around

1375
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:49,000
Speaker 1: with the refrigerator box on my back. I went as

1376
01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:52,160
Speaker 1: an aunt.

1377
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:53,880
Speaker 4: Like he was kind of precursor to Mitch Hedburg doing

1378
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:54,400
Speaker 4: that kind.

1379
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:55,920
Speaker 1: Of thing here.

1380
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:07,520
Speaker 12: I also have a Siamese steps on. A friend of

1381
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:18,160
Speaker 12: mine is on the Luigi Border Directors. My doctors told

1382
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:20,080
Speaker 12: me I shouldn't work out anymore, and Hill I'm in

1383
01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:25,880
Speaker 12: better shape. I said, all right, don't send me a

1384
01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:26,880
Speaker 12: bill until I pay you.

1385
01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:33,360
Speaker 3: The fact that much of the word morons is pretty good.

1386
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:38,800
Speaker 3: The show we are into out of the new hour

1387
01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:43,400
Speaker 3: insensitivity trading for a politically correct world. It is Friday morning.

1388
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:47,960
Speaker 3: My name is whaty, that's Greg Gory, Hei Menace, Good morning.

1389
01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:50,480
Speaker 1: Good morning? What is Gina Gradney? Seabasses?

1390
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:53,760
Speaker 3: Here we got Sammy, We got the phones open at

1391
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:55,800
Speaker 3: eight seven, seven forty four. What a Friday?

1392
01:05:55,920 --> 01:05:56,920
Speaker 1: Check hands on.

1393
01:05:56,840 --> 01:05:59,880
Speaker 3: The text over to two two non eighty seven. Check

1394
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:02,200
Speaker 3: with us, tell us who you are and then where

1395
01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:04,080
Speaker 3: around town? You listen to the Wood Show this morning?

1396
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:06,760
Speaker 3: Anything anyone you'd like to have us mentioned, exciting weekend plans,

1397
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:12,440
Speaker 3: whatever it is? Text on over Here's a fail in

1398
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:16,080
Speaker 3: the failed stories, of course, so I had somebody else

1399
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:19,080
Speaker 3: normally because I've been doing all this stuff, like when

1400
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:21,720
Speaker 3: it comes to the schedule each day, Yeah, you know,

1401
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:23,600
Speaker 3: copy of the schedule. Make sure everybody gets a copy

1402
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:25,600
Speaker 3: of the schedule. Some you know, tedious kind of stuff

1403
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:28,000
Speaker 3: that I was doing. I finally delegated that and gave

1404
01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:29,840
Speaker 3: it to somebody else to do it. Yes, and then

1405
01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:33,760
Speaker 3: the the copy that I got of the schedule, the staples,

1406
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:40,000
Speaker 3: Greg was it was it your liking it, let me

1407
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,520
Speaker 3: see it, don't put it on me. I already redid

1408
01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:48,800
Speaker 3: it just as much as it was down here and crooked. Yeah,

1409
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:52,280
Speaker 3: I was like it was. It was all the way down,

1410
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:54,959
Speaker 3: I would say, a good inch inch and a half

1411
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:59,280
Speaker 3: from the top corner of the left corner toward the center. Like,

1412
01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:04,040
Speaker 3: who's like that like an animals?

1413
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:04,520
Speaker 1: Pretty good.

1414
01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:07,400
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to do some training on how to

1415
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:07,960
Speaker 3: stay right.

1416
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:09,200
Speaker 4: It's important.

1417
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:09,440
Speaker 1: You know.

1418
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:11,720
Speaker 5: It's so funny that you say that, because we had

1419
01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:14,840
Speaker 5: our meeting yesterday and I stapled a bunch of things

1420
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:16,920
Speaker 5: together for you, like I.

1421
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:18,720
Speaker 1: Printed out and I heard it.

1422
01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:21,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, when I first stabled it, I'm like, oh, what

1423
01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:24,000
Speaker 5: he's not going to like how I staple this.

1424
01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:25,080
Speaker 1: It's O C. D.

1425
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:25,480
Speaker 10: Man.

1426
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:28,480
Speaker 1: You know, it's called right angles. It's not difficult.

1427
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:30,880
Speaker 3: And when I was doing the schedule stapling, like you

1428
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:34,880
Speaker 3: guys saw, it was all very uniform. A machine did it,

1429
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:36,520
Speaker 3: you know, because the machine did do it.

1430
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:38,360
Speaker 1: Because you can.

1431
01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:41,000
Speaker 3: Set the copier that you don't have to have things

1432
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:43,360
Speaker 3: presented like an animal able.

1433
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:44,160
Speaker 6: To figure out how to do that.

1434
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:45,320
Speaker 4: I've never done that either.

1435
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:48,360
Speaker 3: There's a grouping. It's a group staple top left and

1436
01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:56,920
Speaker 3: eight copies staple top left, color start and it spits

1437
01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:58,760
Speaker 3: it out and it staples them all nice and pretty

1438
01:07:58,760 --> 01:07:59,160
Speaker 3: in the top.

1439
01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:01,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, IM not difficult.

1440
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:04,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we can be disgusting, but let's been

1441
01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:08,040
Speaker 3: presentable the things that we have with Mega Fail. Time

1442
01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:53,480
Speaker 3: for your Friday Fail stories, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

1443
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:56,120
Speaker 3: It's time for your Friday fans.

1444
01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:59,360
Speaker 9: Sorry, all the people.

1445
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,519
Speaker 3: Fact he has perfect play on the plane that could

1446
01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:03,120
Speaker 3: ever go wrong with U. Somewhere along the line it

1447
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:06,280
Speaker 3: went from being a great idea to one big stick

1448
01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:08,920
Speaker 3: in Mega Uber Ultra.

1449
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:25,960
Speaker 1: All right, okay, not that, Okay, that was a strong

1450
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:26,320
Speaker 1: like that.

1451
01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:29,760
Speaker 3: I thought, you don't get I thought that sound in

1452
01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:31,200
Speaker 3: my ears, you guys.

1453
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:31,360
Speaker 1: It's good.

1454
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:33,559
Speaker 3: I'll sorry with this story about this forty one year

1455
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:35,840
Speaker 3: old guy from Seattle. His name is Alex and he

1456
01:09:35,960 --> 01:09:38,120
Speaker 3: is a ski mountaineer, which I had to look up.

1457
01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:40,320
Speaker 3: What the hell is a ski mountaineer?

1458
01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:41,160
Speaker 1: What they do.

1459
01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:45,800
Speaker 3: It's someone who combines mountaineering, so climbing mountains with backcountry

1460
01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:50,360
Speaker 3: skiing and snowboarding. You've seen those guys boring it's insane,

1461
01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:52,479
Speaker 3: Like it's because these are not.

1462
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:54,280
Speaker 1: You know, meant for this.

1463
01:09:54,360 --> 01:09:57,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, these are not ski trails. Yeah, you just go

1464
01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:59,840
Speaker 3: find a place and then go ski or snowboarding. But

1465
01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:02,800
Speaker 3: it's sounds like cross country skiing boring. No, it's not

1466
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:07,519
Speaker 3: that kind of skiing. It's downhill, yeah, and then like

1467
01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:08,200
Speaker 3: trail for you.

1468
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:10,639
Speaker 5: To ye, like going off cliffs and stuff. It's crazy.

1469
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:13,120
Speaker 3: Cross country skiing is hellibaring.

1470
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:15,479
Speaker 1: It's basically walking. Yeah, but you.

1471
01:10:15,439 --> 01:10:18,360
Speaker 3: Feel like so you hike up or you climb up

1472
01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:22,280
Speaker 3: some gnarly off in high altitude terrain. Sometimes you got

1473
01:10:22,280 --> 01:10:24,720
Speaker 3: to use like ice axes and ropes and whatever and

1474
01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:28,799
Speaker 3: then ski back down. No, thank you, I'm good. Anyway,

1475
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:31,080
Speaker 3: He was part of this three person team. They climbed

1476
01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:36,120
Speaker 3: up Mount McKinley, a notoriously sketchy spot called Squirrel point,

1477
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:39,439
Speaker 3: Alex wasn't roped up. He ended up falling three thousand

1478
01:10:39,520 --> 01:10:40,639
Speaker 3: feet down a glacier.

1479
01:10:41,080 --> 01:10:41,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1480
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:44,120
Speaker 3: His teammates couldn't see or hear him. After the fall,

1481
01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:46,880
Speaker 3: they had to hike down to help him, high wind

1482
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:49,679
Speaker 3: snow made of things really tough, and they finally found

1483
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:50,639
Speaker 3: him very dead.

1484
01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:53,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, three thousand feet Yeah, if.

1485
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:56,000
Speaker 3: You're planning to scale the tallest mountain in North America,

1486
01:10:56,160 --> 01:11:01,080
Speaker 3: maybe don't do it unroped. I mean, god's pretty stupid.

1487
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:06,120
Speaker 3: A guy in Vermont issuing the local newspaper because they

1488
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:10,960
Speaker 3: didn't cover his kids high school basketball games. The suit

1489
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:13,759
Speaker 3: claims the paper ignored the schools outside of a certain

1490
01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:18,599
Speaker 3: county and in doing so, ruined his kids college prospects. Hey,

1491
01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:20,840
Speaker 3: if you really cared, you would have moved. You would

1492
01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:23,400
Speaker 3: have moved into the districts that they were covering if

1493
01:11:23,439 --> 01:11:25,639
Speaker 3: you thought that that was what was gonna really set

1494
01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:27,599
Speaker 3: them over the top. I know people who have done

1495
01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:31,679
Speaker 3: that are college scouts reading the local paper. He also

1496
01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:36,160
Speaker 3: claims the lack of coverage gave him the dad stress, anxiety,

1497
01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:38,719
Speaker 3: stomach problems, and panic attacks.

1498
01:11:39,479 --> 01:11:39,679
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1499
01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:43,280
Speaker 3: The judge shut the suit down. On top of that,

1500
01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:46,400
Speaker 3: the dad used fake citations and made up quotes in

1501
01:11:46,439 --> 01:11:48,760
Speaker 3: the court filings. So now there's going to be hearing

1502
01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:53,080
Speaker 3: to see if he gets sanctioned for that sales. My

1503
01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:57,200
Speaker 3: son was friends with this one kid and they both

1504
01:11:57,280 --> 01:12:00,960
Speaker 3: worked at the amusement park together. And the way that

1505
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,160
Speaker 3: works is if you're late or there's other things, you

1506
01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:05,519
Speaker 3: get it's a point system. So if you if you

1507
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:08,840
Speaker 3: call out last minute, that's X number of points and

1508
01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:11,120
Speaker 3: you can't get any more than X number of points

1509
01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:15,800
Speaker 3: before they just let you go. Right, So this kid

1510
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:18,320
Speaker 3: ended up getting like twenty five points, which is not

1511
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:21,479
Speaker 3: good like total He had twenty five, Yeah, and I

1512
01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:23,320
Speaker 3: forget what the reason was for and it was his

1513
01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:29,000
Speaker 3: own fault, right, So the dad shows up to the

1514
01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:32,000
Speaker 3: HR office and is yelling at them about how his

1515
01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:36,040
Speaker 3: son has these points. Oh my god, this is my

1516
01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:39,360
Speaker 3: son's friend. I go, don't ever expect that from me. Man,

1517
01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:41,200
Speaker 3: you're never getting.

1518
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:42,040
Speaker 1: That kind of service out of door.

1519
01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:45,480
Speaker 3: That just to make you clear, dude, how embarrassing.

1520
01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:48,000
Speaker 1: Also we've written embarrassing.

1521
01:12:47,479 --> 01:12:50,320
Speaker 5: How like parents are showing up job interviews.

1522
01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:52,960
Speaker 1: Job interviews, what is happening? But I'd be so embarrassed.

1523
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:55,000
Speaker 1: I don't even want my parents visiting me at work.

1524
01:12:55,120 --> 01:13:02,400
Speaker 3: Never way get out and then uh, what was it

1525
01:13:02,680 --> 01:13:05,400
Speaker 3: like teachers dealing with parents that the kids get in

1526
01:13:05,439 --> 01:13:09,160
Speaker 3: trouble at school? Yeah, and then the parents go to

1527
01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:11,400
Speaker 3: the school and bitch of them and the teachers because

1528
01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:12,280
Speaker 3: their kids in trouble.

1529
01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:15,360
Speaker 1: How is that? What is going on? I don't understand.

1530
01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:17,240
Speaker 1: It's got to be a generational thing. Let him grow,

1531
01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:21,479
Speaker 1: because if I had that many points, my dad would say, good,

1532
01:13:21,520 --> 01:13:23,280
Speaker 1: I'm glad you got fired, or.

1533
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:25,479
Speaker 5: Like I got in trouble in school, like I'm always

1534
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:25,800
Speaker 5: in the.

1535
01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:27,439
Speaker 1: Wrong no matter what.

1536
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:29,559
Speaker 3: And one of my favorite stories of the week, it's

1537
01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:32,680
Speaker 3: about this guy named John Robinson. He was late for

1538
01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:36,080
Speaker 3: his flight from Detroit to Los Angeles, so he called

1539
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:41,160
Speaker 3: in a bomb threat. A guy like this, guess the airline.

1540
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:47,400
Speaker 1: Cutter airlines?

1541
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:51,639
Speaker 4: I don't know, Emirates, what.

1542
01:13:51,640 --> 01:13:52,120
Speaker 1: Kind of guy?

1543
01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:53,840
Speaker 3: What kind of guy calls it a bomb threat because

1544
01:13:53,880 --> 01:14:01,520
Speaker 3: he's late. Spirit in the spirit say they say stereotypes

1545
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:05,760
Speaker 3: aren't true it. Yeah, the plane hadn't left yet, so

1546
01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:09,439
Speaker 3: they took everybody off the plane. They interviewed them, screened

1547
01:14:09,479 --> 01:14:10,360
Speaker 3: everybody again.

1548
01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:10,639
Speaker 1: Had to go through.

1549
01:14:11,120 --> 01:14:14,920
Speaker 3: Six hours later, the plane finally leave. Please say they

1550
01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:18,640
Speaker 3: easily tracked the call back to him using you know,

1551
01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:20,600
Speaker 3: phone records and stuff, and he was arrested because he

1552
01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:23,320
Speaker 3: showed up at the airport later that day to take

1553
01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:24,160
Speaker 3: a different flight.

1554
01:14:24,920 --> 01:14:26,559
Speaker 1: Idiot, So why I.

1555
01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:30,120
Speaker 3: Don't understand if you if you're already planning to take

1556
01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:32,280
Speaker 3: a different flight because you were late, why the bomb threat?

1557
01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:32,880
Speaker 6: It's great?

1558
01:14:34,240 --> 01:14:36,120
Speaker 3: They asked him the same question, and he admitted to

1559
01:14:36,160 --> 01:14:38,360
Speaker 3: making the call, but he had hoped that the delay

1560
01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:40,240
Speaker 3: would be long enough for him to make it.

1561
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:42,920
Speaker 6: Six hours, not enough, So.

1562
01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:45,800
Speaker 3: He was arrested, taken to failed jail. What a dumbes.

1563
01:14:47,080 --> 01:14:53,280
Speaker 1: Logic? Right the show show, I'll tell you what.

1564
01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:57,439
Speaker 3: He's been a very patient boy. Welcome out, Joey and

1565
01:14:57,800 --> 01:15:03,479
Speaker 3: Joey Joey, Hello, all right, it's time and you know what,

1566
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:08,040
Speaker 3: let's do it just for funzies, because you waited so long.

1567
01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:11,920
Speaker 3: On hold, I'm not gonna give you the prize anyway.

1568
01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:15,719
Speaker 3: I'm feeling Friday like that. You know, he waited forever.

1569
01:15:15,880 --> 01:15:19,200
Speaker 3: I know those breaks are long. Yeah, he's got stuff

1570
01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:23,040
Speaker 3: to do. I'm sure, what are you doing today? Currently?

1571
01:15:23,360 --> 01:15:24,960
Speaker 3: I am in the Marine Corps.

1572
01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:28,240
Speaker 12: So that's about as much as I can give you.

1573
01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:33,000
Speaker 3: Even happier about my decision. All right, well, Joe, you're

1574
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:35,400
Speaker 3: gonna play the d u y q seabasks playing the

1575
01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:36,680
Speaker 3: way the game works, everybody.

1576
01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:38,439
Speaker 9: Please, I find someone very drunk, and I ask them

1577
01:15:38,520 --> 01:15:41,080
Speaker 9: very easy trivia questions, and so that is the game

1578
01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:43,920
Speaker 9: is guessing whether the drunk person is so drunk that

1579
01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:46,519
Speaker 9: they won't know the answer to trivia questions that you

1580
01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:48,400
Speaker 9: listen to these, you're like, what the course?

1581
01:15:48,680 --> 01:15:49,960
Speaker 5: But if you can guess what that they know, two

1582
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:51,000
Speaker 5: times out of three, you win.

1583
01:15:51,360 --> 01:15:54,040
Speaker 3: All right, So we have a menace and Sammy, who

1584
01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:57,960
Speaker 3: will be stone cold sober at least, I think guessing

1585
01:15:57,960 --> 01:15:59,680
Speaker 3: on these answers. Well, but Joe, you're just trying to

1586
01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:02,000
Speaker 3: guess for our drunk. Now, before we get to those

1587
01:16:02,040 --> 01:16:05,720
Speaker 3: questions that match for our matter for the prize, we're

1588
01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:08,360
Speaker 3: gonna get to know and see just how whither this

1589
01:16:08,439 --> 01:16:11,679
Speaker 3: person is or not? And who is this drunk person?

1590
01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,720
Speaker 9: Is Nikita and she is as you're about to hear,

1591
01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:18,880
Speaker 9: an island girl in visiting, and she has I don't

1592
01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:20,639
Speaker 9: know because of that are just in general like great

1593
01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:21,599
Speaker 9: sense about men.

1594
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:25,880
Speaker 1: All right, here's Nikita. Well, I've been drinking jack and

1595
01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:26,920
Speaker 1: I had to have like.

1596
01:16:29,360 --> 01:16:34,200
Speaker 4: A jocks, which is a quilivalent two like three jocks

1597
01:16:34,240 --> 01:16:35,240
Speaker 4: in the Bahamas.

1598
01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:37,160
Speaker 5: Oh, they're stronger in the Bamas.

1599
01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:40,960
Speaker 4: Yes, of course, shut your fine.

1600
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:45,960
Speaker 9: Fine, yeah, did you just touch my wiener?

1601
01:16:46,439 --> 01:16:46,679
Speaker 11: Sure?

1602
01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:48,960
Speaker 1: I can't touch whatever I wank aside from the.

1603
01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:56,880
Speaker 3: Bahamas that night, whatever I want, because I'm from the Bahamas.

1604
01:16:57,240 --> 01:16:58,519
Speaker 1: She's trying to get out that island.

1605
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,360
Speaker 3: By the way, the drinks are not stronger at the

1606
01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:03,200
Speaker 3: resorts I go to. I feel like they water them, know,

1607
01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:09,599
Speaker 3: I wll Joey, that is our friend Nikita. You're guessing

1608
01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:11,880
Speaker 3: whether she will know the answer. If you got to

1609
01:17:11,880 --> 01:17:13,439
Speaker 3: get two out of three you wanted to win. We

1610
01:17:13,479 --> 01:17:14,639
Speaker 3: got question number one.

1611
01:17:14,479 --> 01:17:15,760
Speaker 1: Here, d u I Q.

1612
01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:19,760
Speaker 5: A billion is a one with how many zeros after it? All?

1613
01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:21,920
Speaker 1: Right? A billion B.

1614
01:17:23,439 --> 01:17:27,200
Speaker 3: Is one with how many zeros after it? Do we

1615
01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:28,639
Speaker 3: think they're going to know it? I think they can

1616
01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:30,639
Speaker 3: figure it out over your scratch paper.

1617
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:31,880
Speaker 4: The same you're working it out on.

1618
01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:34,080
Speaker 3: So I'll say Nikita no, because she does not have

1619
01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:37,320
Speaker 3: scratch paper. But I would hope that Sammy and Menace

1620
01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:39,240
Speaker 3: would both be able to do that. So I'll say

1621
01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:41,559
Speaker 3: yes and yes and then no for Nikita.

1622
01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:43,640
Speaker 4: Same. I don't think she has scratch paper on her

1623
01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:46,040
Speaker 4: So note to Nikita and yes to Sammy and menace.

1624
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:48,640
Speaker 1: All right, Greg Gory, I would hope scratch paper is

1625
01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:51,240
Speaker 1: a non issue. And you're asked an adult that question.

1626
01:17:51,439 --> 01:17:54,599
Speaker 1: But oh Greg, I'm saying yes to Menace, yes to Sammy,

1627
01:17:54,640 --> 01:17:58,840
Speaker 1: no to Nikita. All right, Menace, do you think that

1628
01:17:58,880 --> 01:17:59,760
Speaker 1: she's gonna know it? Heck?

1629
01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:02,719
Speaker 3: What about you? Sammy? No, Joey?

1630
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:05,240
Speaker 1: Yes or no? No?

1631
01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:07,880
Speaker 3: No? Question number one for the d u i Q.

1632
01:18:08,160 --> 01:18:10,960
Speaker 5: A billion is a one with how many zeros after it?

1633
01:18:11,880 --> 01:18:14,800
Speaker 1: Menace? It's just for reference to scratch paper.

1634
01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:20,439
Speaker 3: Nine nine, Sammy, nine nine is the answer?

1635
01:18:21,479 --> 01:18:22,200
Speaker 1: Nice? All right?

1636
01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:26,000
Speaker 3: So one and then nine zeros afterwards? That would be

1637
01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:28,040
Speaker 3: one billion, which you'll find.

1638
01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:31,599
Speaker 5: Ass that's a month, all right.

1639
01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:34,759
Speaker 3: So let's see, Joey, will you be on the board

1640
01:18:34,760 --> 01:18:36,200
Speaker 3: with your first point here in the d y Q.

1641
01:18:36,360 --> 01:18:37,960
Speaker 3: He guesses that she won't get it. Let's see if

1642
01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:38,240
Speaker 3: you're right?

1643
01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:40,960
Speaker 5: A billion is a one with how many zeros after it?

1644
01:18:41,439 --> 01:18:41,960
Speaker 1: A billion?

1645
01:18:42,040 --> 01:18:45,599
Speaker 3: Well, a million is six, so I'm gonna say seven.

1646
01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:47,719
Speaker 3: And what would you do with a billion dollars?

1647
01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:54,720
Speaker 1: I will forgive you. Let me just say it could

1648
01:18:54,720 --> 01:18:58,879
Speaker 1: be accomplished. For much less money. Wow, it like no money?

1649
01:18:59,400 --> 01:18:59,920
Speaker 1: Like negative?

1650
01:19:00,280 --> 01:19:01,519
Speaker 4: Was she a good looking lady?

1651
01:19:01,640 --> 01:19:05,240
Speaker 5: You know she uh for her age? Oh, doing quite

1652
01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:06,639
Speaker 5: well for her age.

1653
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:07,640
Speaker 1: You can hear it.

1654
01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:11,120
Speaker 3: Oh, just think about all that experience, right, teach you something? Yeah,

1655
01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:16,160
Speaker 3: I mean what else is there to do on the island. Congratulations, Joey.

1656
01:19:16,160 --> 01:19:17,960
Speaker 3: That's a good sign you're on the board. First point

1657
01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:20,040
Speaker 3: here this round of the d u i Q. Question

1658
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:20,679
Speaker 3: number two.

1659
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:23,160
Speaker 5: How many letters are there in the English alphabet?

1660
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:25,599
Speaker 1: All right, you also have scratch paper?

1661
01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:29,760
Speaker 4: No, no, everybody put their pens and pencils down.

1662
01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:33,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got no right in this one day.

1663
01:19:35,080 --> 01:19:35,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1664
01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:38,760
Speaker 3: Sammy looks like she's really thinking hard. Yeah, tell me

1665
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:41,280
Speaker 3: your brain is idle. Put your fingers up.

1666
01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:42,920
Speaker 4: No, fingers don't count.

1667
01:19:43,360 --> 01:19:44,200
Speaker 1: She's clicking her teeth.

1668
01:19:45,840 --> 01:19:48,560
Speaker 6: All right, I already wrote it down.

1669
01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:55,160
Speaker 3: She looked like she was still figuring out. Yeah, okay,

1670
01:19:56,360 --> 01:19:59,000
Speaker 3: let's see. I would say, man, I'm going to go

1671
01:19:59,080 --> 01:20:01,480
Speaker 3: yes for everybody. You're even Nikita.

1672
01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:06,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you know what. I'm going to join

1673
01:20:06,120 --> 01:20:08,920
Speaker 1: you on yes island. Yeah, I'm going to triple yes.

1674
01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:12,479
Speaker 4: Gina grad because I don't want to be mean on

1675
01:20:12,520 --> 01:20:14,760
Speaker 4: a Friday, I'll say triple yes, all right.

1676
01:20:15,160 --> 01:20:17,080
Speaker 3: Menace and Sam don't want to be mean? Do you

1677
01:20:17,080 --> 01:20:18,240
Speaker 3: Knowita's going to get it?

1678
01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:18,559
Speaker 1: No?

1679
01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:21,479
Speaker 3: You don't think she's gonna get it? All right, Joey,

1680
01:20:21,479 --> 01:20:22,000
Speaker 3: what do you think?

1681
01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:22,280
Speaker 1: Yes?

1682
01:20:22,479 --> 01:20:24,160
Speaker 3: Or no?

1683
01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:24,559
Speaker 1: No?

1684
01:20:24,880 --> 01:20:24,960
Speaker 10: No?

1685
01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:27,560
Speaker 3: Question number two for the d U i Q.

1686
01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:30,439
Speaker 5: How many letters are there in the English alphabet?

1687
01:20:30,640 --> 01:20:32,360
Speaker 1: Menace? Thirty two?

1688
01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:34,719
Speaker 4: Thirty two should have been mean.

1689
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:36,719
Speaker 3: Sammy twenty six?

1690
01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:38,599
Speaker 1: Twenty six is the Are you serious?

1691
01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:38,800
Speaker 11: Man?

1692
01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:41,120
Speaker 4: That's I was going to say no to menace, but

1693
01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:41,840
Speaker 4: it want to be mean.

1694
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:47,439
Speaker 1: I think he is thinking about teeth to get it right.

1695
01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:50,920
Speaker 1: I know now that I don't know. Thirty two teeth

1696
01:20:51,320 --> 01:20:53,080
Speaker 1: is the an adult?

1697
01:20:53,240 --> 01:20:54,719
Speaker 3: Have the average adult?

1698
01:20:54,960 --> 01:20:58,360
Speaker 9: Let's say, because some some people, you know, they're there's

1699
01:20:58,360 --> 01:20:59,960
Speaker 9: a reason I said it, and it's thirty two?

1700
01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:01,360
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you?

1701
01:21:01,520 --> 01:21:03,040
Speaker 1: That is the average Yes.

1702
01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:05,960
Speaker 9: Obviously wisdom, teeth and other stuff can take it. And

1703
01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:07,840
Speaker 9: birth effects I guess could screw that up, but.

1704
01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:10,320
Speaker 1: Right, or you're born with that one. All right?

1705
01:21:11,120 --> 01:21:15,439
Speaker 3: Let's see here, what about uh? What about Nikita? Is

1706
01:21:15,479 --> 01:21:16,639
Speaker 3: she gonna get this one right?

1707
01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:18,479
Speaker 1: Yes or no? D U i Q?

1708
01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:21,280
Speaker 5: How many letters are there in the English alphabet?

1709
01:21:21,760 --> 01:21:23,200
Speaker 1: Twenty six? That's correct?

1710
01:21:23,280 --> 01:21:26,240
Speaker 5: Actually, yes, you're so sweet.

1711
01:21:27,160 --> 01:21:29,360
Speaker 1: I mean a right.

1712
01:21:30,360 --> 01:21:32,679
Speaker 5: I love I was a kisses a chee kissed. Don't worry.

1713
01:21:32,680 --> 01:21:34,080
Speaker 1: Don't worry, I was worried.

1714
01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:41,599
Speaker 3: I'm glad WI your fine. Yeah. Well, Joey, you need

1715
01:21:41,640 --> 01:21:42,200
Speaker 3: one more point.

1716
01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:43,479
Speaker 1: So does she have island fever?

1717
01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:47,680
Speaker 3: I don't know because she's the one traveling, right, she's

1718
01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:49,880
Speaker 3: the tourist first island. All right, Joey, you need this

1719
01:21:49,880 --> 01:21:52,240
Speaker 3: one make or break question number three for the duy Q.

1720
01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:54,759
Speaker 1: Name any one of the spells from Harry Potter.

1721
01:21:55,439 --> 01:21:57,680
Speaker 9: Oh not, just what it does, because they have all

1722
01:21:57,680 --> 01:21:59,679
Speaker 9: they have very specific names there, and there's all kinds

1723
01:21:59,680 --> 01:22:01,479
Speaker 9: of them, right, that's the question.

1724
01:22:01,560 --> 01:22:03,439
Speaker 1: I don't know. I know any spells.

1725
01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:06,280
Speaker 6: I don't know how many A name one, That's what

1726
01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:06,719
Speaker 6: I said.

1727
01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:08,719
Speaker 4: I don't mess with those. I don't know anything.

1728
01:22:09,160 --> 01:22:10,880
Speaker 1: So you have to get the name of the spell

1729
01:22:11,439 --> 01:22:12,479
Speaker 1: spells are mentioned.

1730
01:22:12,640 --> 01:22:14,080
Speaker 3: Imagine knowing that Greg.

1731
01:22:16,120 --> 01:22:18,960
Speaker 9: Trying to wrap my brain just around the question name

1732
01:22:19,040 --> 01:22:20,840
Speaker 9: any one of the spells from Harry Potter?

1733
01:22:21,160 --> 01:22:21,560
Speaker 1: Triple no.

1734
01:22:21,640 --> 01:22:24,840
Speaker 9: All right, So there are eighty spells specifically in the books,

1735
01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:29,680
Speaker 9: although in the Greater lore you could punch me.

1736
01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:31,639
Speaker 4: You don't think Sammy knows the answer to this.

1737
01:22:32,040 --> 01:22:33,960
Speaker 1: No, I'm going to say a spell.

1738
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:37,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to say yeah, character names.

1739
01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:40,519
Speaker 5: Sure, you know to everyone else, she's of the age.

1740
01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:42,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, she she knows this kind of stuff.

1741
01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:45,040
Speaker 5: She doesn't watch light. It's not a lifetime true. But

1742
01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:46,880
Speaker 5: I'm still say she's not nine.

1743
01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:49,120
Speaker 4: I'm still saying yes to sam arm store.

1744
01:22:50,360 --> 01:22:56,839
Speaker 3: Uh, all right, Greg, I'll triple know it, triple no men, Sammy,

1745
01:22:56,880 --> 01:22:58,840
Speaker 3: do you think that Nikita is going to give this one?

1746
01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:01,439
Speaker 3: Nor Joey, what do you think.

1747
01:23:02,240 --> 01:23:03,559
Speaker 1: I'm doing that with everybody else?

1748
01:23:03,720 --> 01:23:03,920
Speaker 12: No?

1749
01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:04,720
Speaker 1: All right?

1750
01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:07,880
Speaker 3: Question number three for the d u i Q name

1751
01:23:07,960 --> 01:23:10,800
Speaker 3: any one of the spells from Harry Potter. You're gonna

1752
01:23:10,800 --> 01:23:14,759
Speaker 3: have to help out with the seat double checking answers. Yeah, Menace,

1753
01:23:15,640 --> 01:23:23,120
Speaker 3: I have New Tailor Possum. I have New Possum, said,

1754
01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:25,720
Speaker 3: I have New Tale of Possums.

1755
01:23:25,720 --> 01:23:30,360
Speaker 4: Strong guess, I have Newton Tale of Possum.

1756
01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:35,840
Speaker 3: Sounds very like you know, yeah, yeah, sounds very.

1757
01:23:34,920 --> 01:23:38,160
Speaker 1: Like old Buddha kind of yea of New.

1758
01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:45,200
Speaker 3: Tale of powsome. Uh, Sammy, Sorcerer's Stone.

1759
01:23:45,439 --> 01:23:47,720
Speaker 6: Damn it is that not a spell? I don't know?

1760
01:23:47,880 --> 01:23:49,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is a girl who does not dabble in

1761
01:23:49,960 --> 01:23:50,559
Speaker 5: that I'm.

1762
01:23:50,439 --> 01:23:52,599
Speaker 8: Not a Harry Potter person. No, but there is the

1763
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Speaker 8: movie Harry Potter Sorcerers Stone. Maybe there's a that was

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01:23:55,880 --> 01:23:57,280
Speaker 8: like the name of a spell I don't know.

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01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:06,040
Speaker 1: Miss Yeah, I think I might know one, really expeller.

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01:24:05,479 --> 01:24:16,599
Speaker 9: Ramas close gamma, expelling armas, expellurus, expel your expell are like,

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01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:19,280
Speaker 9: are weird bacinations of Latin words?

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01:24:19,360 --> 01:24:21,200
Speaker 1: Yeah? Amos?

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01:24:21,520 --> 01:24:25,280
Speaker 4: What's that famous? No? No, no, because it's from the

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01:24:25,360 --> 01:24:31,760
Speaker 4: ride at Universal that I've heard. It's like expecto patronum.

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01:24:33,200 --> 01:24:36,040
Speaker 4: I like rides I don't know anything about. I've never

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01:24:36,080 --> 01:24:37,439
Speaker 4: seen I.

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01:24:37,479 --> 01:24:42,280
Speaker 5: Actually because I have not patron when they say it, expect.

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01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:44,600
Speaker 4: Them petronapecto patronum.

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01:24:47,320 --> 01:24:48,160
Speaker 10: What it done?

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01:24:49,760 --> 01:24:50,000
Speaker 1: Alright?

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01:24:50,080 --> 01:24:52,720
Speaker 3: Question number three d U i Q. Joey says that

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01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:54,439
Speaker 3: she won't get this and if that is the case,

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01:24:54,479 --> 01:24:56,240
Speaker 3: he will be the winner of this round.

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01:24:56,280 --> 01:24:57,760
Speaker 9: Let's see if he's right, name any one of the

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01:24:57,800 --> 01:24:59,120
Speaker 9: spells from Harry Potter.

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01:25:00,160 --> 01:25:01,479
Speaker 1: What? What the what the thing is?

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01:25:02,120 --> 01:25:02,439
Speaker 5: Ready?

1784
01:25:02,800 --> 01:25:03,280
Speaker 1: Shut up?

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01:25:03,360 --> 01:25:03,599
Speaker 9: Cook?

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01:25:05,040 --> 01:25:08,040
Speaker 4: I'm so drunk, but if I was so, I would ask.

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01:25:07,960 --> 01:25:15,920
Speaker 3: You, Joey, all that waiting paid off. You are the

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01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:20,479
Speaker 3: winner on the d U y Q again, there it go?

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01:25:20,840 --> 01:25:26,360
Speaker 1: What do you mean again, Well he got a prize. Yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha?

1790
01:25:26,479 --> 01:25:28,360
Speaker 3: All right, I thought I messed up the scoring alright now,

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01:25:28,920 --> 01:25:32,680
Speaker 3: very possible, very possible. Well, Joey, congratulations and thanks for

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01:25:32,720 --> 01:25:36,320
Speaker 3: all the holding and enjoy your prize.

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01:25:36,280 --> 01:25:40,519
Speaker 1: And we're gonna put you on hold man. Good job, Joey. Yeah,

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01:25:40,520 --> 01:25:42,759
Speaker 1: I got this other shut up cook.

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01:25:44,840 --> 01:25:45,080
Speaker 4: Bass.

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01:25:45,240 --> 01:25:47,720
Speaker 5: Did you get some number one?

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01:25:48,200 --> 01:25:49,599
Speaker 1: A lady never talked number one?

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01:25:49,600 --> 01:25:53,280
Speaker 9: That's unethical to use my position as a broadcaster, sure

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01:25:53,680 --> 01:25:59,240
Speaker 9: position number that people who are rated cannot give consent.

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01:25:59,320 --> 01:26:02,640
Speaker 9: We all have, So he did, I dare you.

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01:26:02,720 --> 01:26:06,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, it makes sense as he at least tossed her

1802
01:26:06,479 --> 01:26:14,120
Speaker 3: salar or something. That's what you're talking about.

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01:26:15,200 --> 01:26:19,360
Speaker 4: God, the universe has a way of leading you to

1804
01:26:19,400 --> 01:26:20,959
Speaker 4: where you're supposed to be.

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01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:26,360
Speaker 1: Supposed to be there. So what he shows.

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01:26:27,320 --> 01:26:30,240
Speaker 3: I was laughing about how much importance we put into

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01:26:30,439 --> 01:26:32,960
Speaker 3: different things just around here at the radio station. Oh

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01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:36,479
Speaker 3: you know, I got this email yesterday. One of our

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01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:40,280
Speaker 3: radio stations is doing like a cash contest and it's

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01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:43,479
Speaker 3: this big thing about giving away a thousand bucks and

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01:26:43,520 --> 01:26:47,120
Speaker 3: listening to win and the amount of people where it

1812
01:26:47,160 --> 01:26:50,200
Speaker 3: goes back and forth to come up with something clever

1813
01:26:50,400 --> 01:26:53,000
Speaker 3: and funny, which I'll read you in a second. You

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01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:56,280
Speaker 3: can tell me if you think it's funny. But we

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01:26:56,320 --> 01:26:58,559
Speaker 3: put all this importance into like this dumb stuff that

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01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:01,320
Speaker 3: we do, which is of no real value or importance.

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01:27:01,960 --> 01:27:06,400
Speaker 3: It's fun, it's entertainment, you know, but it's not. It's

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01:27:06,439 --> 01:27:11,000
Speaker 3: nothing important. No, No, it's a little perspective here. You

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01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:12,920
Speaker 3: want to hear the this is great?

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01:27:13,479 --> 01:27:14,599
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is the copy.

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01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:17,840
Speaker 3: So they wanted me, the station wanted me to voice this.

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01:27:18,760 --> 01:27:21,559
Speaker 3: Can you imagine? So I told him no. By the way,

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01:27:21,600 --> 01:27:24,559
Speaker 3: spoiler alert, I said, I'm happy to voice pretty much

1824
01:27:24,560 --> 01:27:27,120
Speaker 3: anything you need, but can we not make it this

1825
01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:32,240
Speaker 3: friggin cheesy? Okay, So it's for a cash contest, and

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01:27:32,360 --> 01:27:35,040
Speaker 3: I'm supposed to say welcome back to and everybody like

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01:27:35,080 --> 01:27:35,439
Speaker 3: what you.

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01:27:35,320 --> 01:27:37,600
Speaker 1: Do like weel love, gift god, whatever you do? You know,

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01:27:38,040 --> 01:27:40,640
Speaker 1: like dumbas contest the du i Q.

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01:27:40,880 --> 01:27:43,479
Speaker 3: Right, So we're supposed to go what will you do

1831
01:27:43,800 --> 01:27:47,479
Speaker 3: with a grand? So we would all do that, okay, okay,

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01:27:47,520 --> 01:27:50,719
Speaker 3: So so is what will you do with a grand?

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01:27:50,760 --> 01:27:56,679
Speaker 1: Ready? Right, welcome back to what will you do?

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01:27:56,720 --> 01:27:59,640
Speaker 3: We get that, yeah, and then I go call her

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01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:03,479
Speaker 3: for what would you do with a grand and and

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01:28:03,560 --> 01:28:05,679
Speaker 3: here's the script that they wrote. Now, I'm only imagining

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01:28:05,720 --> 01:28:08,120
Speaker 3: how much time was spent sitting around coming up with this.

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01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:12,679
Speaker 3: All right, I would take fight lessons so I can

1839
01:28:12,760 --> 01:28:16,320
Speaker 3: beat up my ex's new boyfriend. And then it says,

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01:28:16,439 --> 01:28:23,240
Speaker 3: in parentheses, crowd ooh but in confusion. That's pretty bad.

1841
01:28:23,840 --> 01:28:24,040
Speaker 1: Again.

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01:28:24,080 --> 01:28:28,400
Speaker 3: This is for a radio contest one one thousand dollars. Okay, no,

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01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:32,320
Speaker 3: no, no no. Then I then I come back and I go, okay,

1844
01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:36,240
Speaker 3: uh call her nineteen? What would you do with a grand?

1845
01:28:37,160 --> 01:28:41,320
Speaker 3: And then the the person and the thing go I'm

1846
01:28:41,360 --> 01:28:44,680
Speaker 3: out bidding kids on eBay for rare Pokemon cards and

1847
01:28:44,680 --> 01:28:50,360
Speaker 3: then eating the cards, and then he get a cricket sound.

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01:28:52,920 --> 01:28:53,080
Speaker 10: Came.

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01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:54,760
Speaker 1: This came from management. Is the email guy?

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01:28:54,920 --> 01:28:59,040
Speaker 3: It's right here is the email guy yesterday? Okay yeah uh.

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01:28:59,479 --> 01:29:02,240
Speaker 1: And then I go, uh.

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01:29:01,360 --> 01:29:05,559
Speaker 3: Okay, collar collar fifty. And then the final person, this

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01:29:05,640 --> 01:29:08,520
Speaker 3: is you do. I'm assuming this is like the real.

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01:29:08,439 --> 01:29:11,120
Speaker 4: Like the punch, Yeah yeah, just bringing it.

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01:29:11,160 --> 01:29:13,519
Speaker 1: Home, yeah, bring it brings the whole thing around.

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01:29:13,560 --> 01:29:16,360
Speaker 3: Before it says keep listening to win one thousand dollars

1857
01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:18,240
Speaker 3: on w x y Z or you know whatever.

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01:29:18,800 --> 01:29:21,920
Speaker 1: All right, then yeah, so I go collar.

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01:29:21,720 --> 01:29:26,759
Speaker 3: Fifty shrimp all shrimp leaving the shells above the ceiling

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01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:27,879
Speaker 3: tiles in my office.

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01:29:28,320 --> 01:29:35,479
Speaker 1: O what I'm baffled. Why would you leave it above it?

1862
01:29:37,920 --> 01:29:40,000
Speaker 4: Like frank on yourself.

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01:29:41,960 --> 01:29:43,960
Speaker 3: Greg, you hear that Chris Brown is selling his pit

1864
01:29:44,040 --> 01:29:47,120
Speaker 3: bulls is yeah, no, he doesn't want to live with

1865
01:29:47,160 --> 01:29:48,280
Speaker 3: something that can fight back.

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Speaker 1: The Woody Show.

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01:29:51,000 --> 01:29:56,880
Speaker 3: We'll be right back, Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show. Well,

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01:29:56,880 --> 01:29:59,600
Speaker 3: it's gonna do it for this hour. That's gonna do

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01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:01,920
Speaker 3: it for today's show. That's it for the week. Everybody

1870
01:30:01,920 --> 01:30:08,640
Speaker 3: else weekend. Greg Gory Full Show Podcast, It's waiting for you.

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01:30:08,720 --> 01:30:10,760
Speaker 3: Just go to the woodieshow dot Com. Get caught up

1872
01:30:10,760 --> 01:30:13,200
Speaker 3: at anything you might have missed throughout the week. Today

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01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:15,439
Speaker 3: it was like fail stories, do YQ, all that stuff.

1874
01:30:15,800 --> 01:30:18,599
Speaker 3: Just go to the woodieshow dot Com. We are back

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01:30:18,760 --> 01:30:21,439
Speaker 3: on Monday in the meantime Athey, you got for it.

1876
01:30:21,520 --> 01:30:23,479
Speaker 3: You can leave on the after hours voicemail eight seven

1877
01:30:23,560 --> 01:30:26,080
Speaker 3: seven forty four. Woody is the phone number there. You

1878
01:30:26,120 --> 01:30:28,760
Speaker 3: can also find us follow us on social media, look

1879
01:30:28,800 --> 01:30:31,960
Speaker 3: for us at the Woody Show. Yeah all right, Greg

1880
01:30:32,040 --> 01:30:33,240
Speaker 3: Gory Parting Words of wisdom.

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01:30:33,240 --> 01:30:35,559
Speaker 1: Please Yeah, remember that The worst time to have a

1882
01:30:35,600 --> 01:30:37,960
Speaker 1: heart attack is during a game of charades.

1883
01:30:40,400 --> 01:30:44,040
Speaker 3: Because everybody's trying to guess yeah time instead of getting

1884
01:30:44,080 --> 01:30:47,080
Speaker 3: your help yeah or like yeah, you're choking having a

1885
01:30:47,080 --> 01:30:47,639
Speaker 3: heart attack.

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01:30:47,920 --> 01:30:50,040
Speaker 1: Pretty bad timing, all right.

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01:30:49,920 --> 01:30:52,360
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Greg Gory Suwi, thank you so

1888
01:30:52,439 --> 01:30:54,360
Speaker 3: much for giving the Woody Show some of your valuable

1889
01:30:54,360 --> 01:30:55,000
Speaker 3: time this week.

1890
01:30:55,240 --> 01:30:56,760
Speaker 1: You know we'd love to appreciate you for that.

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01:30:57,160 --> 01:30:59,360
Speaker 3: Rest You guys can suck it. Catch back here on Monday.

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01:30:59,439 --> 01:31:02,080
Speaker 1: Have a great day, a S M D double m bye.

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01:31:02,360 --> 01:31:03,599
Speaker 9: Have a great Friday.

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Speaker 1: You mother,