Speaker 1: Hey there Sabrina. Are you doing hello? That sounds terrible.
Speaker 1: Let's just cut it. I get rid of that.
Speaker 2: I mean, we'll see.
Speaker 1: This is part of the problem when when we do
Speaker 1: this kind of so I'm not getting into it. Don't
Speaker 1: look at me like I'm getting into it.
Speaker 2: Looking anywhere.
Speaker 3: It's part of the problem we do this stuff.
Speaker 1: You've got to try to get everybody out from one
Speaker 1: show everybody in from another show. Complicated setups, and then
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, hey, the intro isn't working. All right,
Speaker 1: we can't make that work. How are we going to
Speaker 1: roll through this today? But we will. We will persist
Speaker 1: and get through everything today. How's everybody doing on a wend.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna eat these words in a couple like an
Speaker 4: hour or two, but it's that hungry.
Speaker 1: No, it's nice to be outside.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, until that the sun is going to be
Speaker 4: doing a thing to the two of us where we
Speaker 4: might get sunburns even though we're clothed.
Speaker 1: I got I'm all hoodied up over here, so I
Speaker 1: may start sweating.
Speaker 5: Worry, I've over prepared sunscreen and a giant umbrella as
Speaker 5: well as tank tops.
Speaker 1: No though, right, no heater.
Speaker 5: No, I was told that my tiny little heater from
Speaker 5: Amazon shut down an entire broadcast last year, So I'm
Speaker 5: gonna save that for the zombie apocalypse.
Speaker 1: Apparently, yeah, it can do that. There's something with the
Speaker 1: power on that. But we are nice and comfortable here.
Speaker 1: You can swing by. I we'll tell you how to
Speaker 1: get here, what we're doing all of that stuff. Momentarily
Speaker 1: on the show. I'd open up with our opening clip,
Speaker 1: but everything's kind of sideways coming from my laptop at
Speaker 1: the moment, which is a shame, a true shame, because
Speaker 1: one of the stories in a Banger today, Oh, I
Speaker 1: thought it was pretty fantastic. But Volusia County Sheriff's off
Speaker 1: has released a video and it's an all police body
Speaker 1: cam footage, right, and it starts out with this old
Speaker 1: dude who's like, someone stole my BMW And this old
Speaker 1: guy's really upset that somebody's stolen his BMW. And then
Speaker 1: the police start hauling ass to where a crash happened
Speaker 1: down the road and it was the very same stolen BMW.
Speaker 1: And when the cops arrive on the scene, you see
Speaker 1: in the body cam footage the guy has gotten out
Speaker 1: of this stolen car that he's crashed, and then cops
Speaker 1: go what's going on and he goes, I was just
Speaker 1: teleported here, which is creative. I think it's the greatest
Speaker 1: excuse for stealing a car I've ever heard of in
Speaker 1: my life.
Speaker 2: It is a good one, mind you.
Speaker 5: I don't know if anyone has used that excuse in
Speaker 5: history that it worked, except for maybe Back to the
Speaker 5: Future part four.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's short time, though, so you have.
Speaker 1: To come up with something fast, mind you.
Speaker 5: I saw this clip this morning and he's bleeding from
Speaker 5: the nose and the eye in the year and he's like,
Speaker 5: I was just transported.
Speaker 1: He's the two of you. I feel like I've watched
Speaker 1: the clip. We don't need it. We don't need to
Speaker 1: see it. I mean, I could try to play it
Speaker 1: for you, but I don't know what to believe.
Speaker 5: I need two wood blocks, and uh, we'll go if
Speaker 5: it's I think we could.
Speaker 1: We'll go very old school radio, and yes, we'll recreate
Speaker 1: this with a traditional sound.
Speaker 2: I can fix it.
Speaker 1: But the guy's faces all bloody and the cops go, sir,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? What is you know? What has
Speaker 1: brought you to this moment? Here? He goes, I was
Speaker 1: just teleported here and I thought it's worth a shot.
Speaker 1: You know, there's not like the other The man who's
Speaker 1: BMW was is at the scene saying, yes, that's the guy.
Speaker 1: You know, like everything there is confirming that he's the criminal.
Speaker 1: There weren't a lot of options left. I don't think
Speaker 1: we'll play it for you at some point during the
Speaker 1: show today. Get everything all set up. Are we broadcasting
Speaker 1: on YouTube? Can? I am working on that at the moment. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Time flies when you're having a bike drive, you.
Speaker 1: Know, y, you know, give us some time. We'll get
Speaker 1: everything all set up and get this dream set up
Speaker 1: and get everything ready to go. You can still join
Speaker 1: us today as you always can by sending us a
Speaker 1: dispatch over on the website that's at thenewsjunkie dot com.
Speaker 1: And no matter how long you've been listening to the show,
Speaker 1: we welcome you to go record a video or audio
Speaker 1: dispatch is what we call them, and then we could
Speaker 1: play them back here on the show today. So we'd
Speaker 1: love to hear from you at some point in time.
Speaker 1: Now we're asking why are they why do they sound different?
Speaker 1: What's going on? Why are there technical problems today? What
Speaker 1: the hell is happening? Out there. It's a real simple answer.
Speaker 1: This is something an event we've been doing for a
Speaker 1: very long time.
Speaker 2: I think we did our first year right.
Speaker 3: So we started out on a boat, I think right.
Speaker 5: Sorry, if I remember correctly the way that it was pitched,
Speaker 5: and you know that that salesman is long gone, but
Speaker 5: he started something.
Speaker 1: Beautiful better than I said of my head. I was
Speaker 1: gonna say that salesman is no longer with us, but
Speaker 1: then I just killed him. He's very much a lot, he's.
Speaker 5: Very alive, and he's at another place. But he said,
Speaker 5: we're gonna put Sabrina on a boat for three days
Speaker 5: straight from five am, just going to sleep over, and
Speaker 5: then three days later she's going to leave said boat.
Speaker 2: I go, I think that's decent.
Speaker 5: But how about I just start early in the morning,
Speaker 5: and if I remember correctly, I got there at five
Speaker 5: am and then I started, uh, I guess tuning in
Speaker 5: with you guys. I think the Morning Show. I remember
Speaker 5: Jim Phillips at some point taught me how to tie
Speaker 5: a knot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a whole bunch. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I held my ear for the first time in a
Speaker 2: TV news way. And then we did.
Speaker 1: By the way, the best part about that was I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure the radio sales guy who set up our
Speaker 1: very very first bike event like this didn't want you
Speaker 1: to fake it. So it was like, Sabrina will live
Speaker 1: on this boat for three days, and we're like, well,
Speaker 1: I mean, can't we just do the show and then
Speaker 1: she drives? But no, she We're gonna have her reside
Speaker 1: on them like but they're they're gonna shut.
Speaker 3: Down this business every night.
Speaker 5: Very important question was is someone going to be there
Speaker 5: with me, like any security?
Speaker 2: No, we're just gonna lock the gates and see what happened.
Speaker 1: Terrible idea.
Speaker 2: It was very fun.
Speaker 5: We did for many years and then we have kind
Speaker 5: of moved about. But here to twenty twenty five, were
Speaker 5: at Orlando Harley and it already looks in commanded.
Speaker 4: This is the most similar to our very first bike drive,
Speaker 4: you know, that we've had in a while because of
Speaker 4: our proximity to I four.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 1: We've got, you know, all all the honking trucks going.
Speaker 2: By or something.
Speaker 4: The twelve o'clock hank is what they did before. But
Speaker 4: there's a thing that happened while we were waiting to
Speaker 4: go on today. Right, we were all kind of backstage
Speaker 4: as the monsters were wrapping up the show, and I
Speaker 4: heard a car backfire, ye, which when you know when
Speaker 4: you're when people who are not used to hearing a
Speaker 4: car backfire could sometimes think it sounds like a gunshot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I've been known to drop to the ground
Speaker 1: from times this year.
Speaker 4: Yeah, being somebody who is a little not smart when
Speaker 4: it comes to automobiles. You know, I used to fix
Speaker 4: my own car and now I just don't want to.
Speaker 4: But I've never had a car that backfires. Is that
Speaker 4: something you could do on purpose? Can you make a
Speaker 4: car backfire? Sounded like they did when they went by, right,
Speaker 4: because you know they timed it so that you know
Speaker 4: they can hear their backfire on the radio.
Speaker 2: Or they just whipped out a weapon and.
Speaker 1: Shot and we think it's adorable today.
Speaker 2: Don't bring a weapon, please.
Speaker 1: I like the idea that there's some guy, a nefarious,
Speaker 1: evil doer, who did shoot at us, but he's mad
Speaker 1: that we haven't given them the credit for that. Right now,
Speaker 1: put it on the I do want to say to
Speaker 1: anybody who's on I for today, if you see the
Speaker 1: Harley Davidson building, if you see a big stage, if
Speaker 1: you see a radio set up from the interstate. You
Speaker 1: are not welcome, I repeat, not welcome to honk anywhere
Speaker 1: near the setting.
Speaker 2: You realize what you're doing as you say that, right, I.
Speaker 1: Know exactly what I'm doing. I'm informing these people and
Speaker 1: they better listen to me. I'm in charge.
Speaker 5: Around here, and I would you know, may I piggyback
Speaker 5: no honking and no flashing of boobs?
Speaker 1: Yes, I think that's true. You're right, it's professional. We
Speaker 1: don't want to be distracted by anything like that. So yeah,
Speaker 1: you dream, I absolutely agree. But you can. If you
Speaker 1: don't want to honk, you don't want to flash the boobs,
Speaker 1: you do want to do the right thing, you can
Speaker 1: swing by Orlando Harley Davidson. Okay, it's real big. It's
Speaker 1: easy to notice from the interstate. For those of you
Speaker 1: who are listening to us in other spots today, be
Speaker 1: with us in in just your your presence and listen.
Speaker 1: Hanging out with us now.
Speaker 4: If you're listening live in other spots, there are people
Speaker 4: that have already started arranging for orders for like Uber
Speaker 4: eats to send a bike or a door dash Walmart delivery.
Speaker 1: You can do that. Yeah, you can do that. You
Speaker 1: just go on I try to say this as nicely
Speaker 1: as I can when I'm talking to my mother. You
Speaker 1: go on Google dot com.
Speaker 4: I've heard of it, Yeah, and you type in Orlando
Speaker 4: Harley Davidson in an address. Okay, flash bike, and then
Speaker 4: you can use the app of your choice to have
Speaker 4: a bike delivered to Orlando Harley. Is just the only
Speaker 4: thing is it's got to get here today because at
Speaker 4: the end of the day.
Speaker 1: Because Sabrina is not in a boat and not for
Speaker 1: four days exactly. Yes, uh, there is a big old
Speaker 1: pile of bikes in front of us. Here. We'll talk
Speaker 1: about how many we've raised so far, and we'll be
Speaker 1: here throughout the entire Showy not to do it for
Speaker 1: I told you not to do it.
Speaker 4: That person probably heard you say it and was so
Speaker 4: excited because they knew they were right around the corner.
Speaker 1: It was the same guy who shot us.
Speaker 2: Skipped the way station. You're gonna be in big trouble.
Speaker 1: I skipped the way station this morning. So search for
Speaker 1: Orlando Harley and then you'll see where we're broadcasting from
Speaker 1: today for the four hours of the show.
Speaker 3: And if you're elsewhere, if you're listening.
Speaker 1: To us in different markets, you can utilize that address
Speaker 1: and have something to de livered here as long as
Speaker 1: you get your you know, teas crossed and ies dotted
Speaker 1: and all of that stuff. And many many people have
Speaker 1: already dropped off bikes for kids for Christmas. So I
Speaker 1: think it's fantastic. We're excited to be here today and
Speaker 1: taking part in this. And when you swing by, you know,
Speaker 1: be sure to say hello. There's there's some seats out
Speaker 1: here and stuff, but mostly people are coming in dropping
Speaker 1: off their bikes and blazing on out of here.
Speaker 3: You got stuff to.
Speaker 1: Do in your day as well. We know that, of course,
Speaker 1: and we love you. We're going to try to get
Speaker 1: the rest of the setup up and running. The stream
Speaker 1: will be up next break. Okay, I believe.
Speaker 2: You so well your audio. Because I brought way too
Speaker 2: much crap.
Speaker 4: Well we'll see this is all going to work. I
Speaker 4: have not that giant umbrella you mentioned.
Speaker 2: Because I got giants. I brought so much. I brought
Speaker 2: this giant clock for no reason.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean there's a clock in front of there's not.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say that was a dumb bring, but
Speaker 1: it turns out you needed that one.
Speaker 3: It was valuable. Okay, we are gonna take quick break.
Speaker 3: When we come back.
Speaker 1: We're going at everything happening in the world today. We're
Speaker 1: gonna do your feedback on the show. Maybe even we'll
Speaker 1: get into the guy who said I was just teleported here,
Speaker 1: which what an experience. It's gonna be a wild ride
Speaker 1: today and we're gonna do some good along the way.
Speaker 1: All of that is coming up next on the News Junkie.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do your feedback. A lot of dispatches, this
Speaker 1: kind of stuff already rolling in. We're seeing some familiar
Speaker 1: faces already, which is pretty damn cool. So Alex rolling
Speaker 1: up with a bike here the annual Bike Drive event,
Speaker 1: which is so cool to see people rolling up with
Speaker 1: bikes and helmets and you know, you got the de
Speaker 1: Witt Law Firm and Moses to wit out here. It's
Speaker 1: going to be a great day seeing everybody show up
Speaker 1: and donate to what I think is a fantastic cause.
Speaker 1: It's our Christmas Bike Drive event. So if you want
Speaker 1: to take part, come on out to Orlando. Harley Davidson.
Speaker 1: Now it's not just until the end of our show.
Speaker 1: At at the end we hand off the baton and
Speaker 1: it keeps going throughout the afternoon here, so you have
Speaker 1: more chances, but we'd love to see it in the
Speaker 1: next handful of hours. Here on the show at Orlando,
Speaker 1: Harley Davidson with a bike, and there's one rolling up
Speaker 1: right now by the way. Speaking of that, there you go,
Speaker 1: we got a bike rolling up and you can also
Speaker 1: bring a helmet if you'd like to help these kids
Speaker 1: out for the holidays. I saw a pretty crazy piece
Speaker 1: of information in the sports world, and I am, oh,
Speaker 1: very very tuned into all things sports. Yes, as you
Speaker 1: might imagine, we are focused in on this like a
Speaker 1: laser beam. And the story was that Philip Rivers, the quarterback,
Speaker 1: is unretiring and he's going to be joining the Colts again.
Speaker 1: I believe he hasn't played, He hasn't been on the
Speaker 1: football field since twenty twenty. Oh.
Speaker 2: That's a good idea.
Speaker 1: Sure, that's crazy in and of itself. The other thing is,
Speaker 1: I believe he's forty four years old and he's a grandpa.
Speaker 1: Now yeah, And I immediately thought, have there been Grandpa's
Speaker 1: was Farvo? Farv was older for a while, right, some
Speaker 1: of these guys were older out on the field, But forty.
Speaker 2: Four, that seems like a bad idea, no offense.
Speaker 1: Instantly, He's going to be the oldest active player in
Speaker 1: the NFL when he gets out there, and you're going
Speaker 1: to be up against no matter how you want to
Speaker 1: spin this, guys who are like twenty two, twenty three
Speaker 1: years old, and this guy's older than well, he's a
Speaker 1: little is he a little younger than me? We figured
Speaker 1: out at some point in time. I think Philip Rivers
Speaker 1: is around my age, and I can't even imagine being
Speaker 1: on the football field.
Speaker 4: I couldn't imagine being in the football field when I
Speaker 4: was good football age.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine be let into the football stadium in
Speaker 1: some cases. But this guy is going to be back
Speaker 1: out there as the oldest active player in the NFL,
Speaker 1: which is wild.
Speaker 5: And I mean, if I'm looking at this correctly, farv
Speaker 5: who I immediately think of when it comes to retiring,
Speaker 5: and I'm retiring and retiring his final season in twenty ten,
Speaker 5: he was forty one years old, so thoe and old.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is three years older. And so it's because
Speaker 1: they've had some injuries and stuff on the Colts.
Speaker 2: But has he's been practicing this whole time or is he.
Speaker 1: Just going to the beach I don't know. I want
Speaker 1: there to be like one token old person in all
Speaker 1: major sports, if at all possible, Like, wouldn't it be
Speaker 1: great if hidden amongst the pack of NASCAR drivers there's
Speaker 1: one seventy five year old person and they don't tell.
Speaker 2: You who which they get just hit by the ball itself.
Speaker 2: They have broken a hip.
Speaker 3: One of the NASCAR drivers.
Speaker 1: Everybody's having their engines and one maybe it's the fur
Speaker 1: loops car, maybe it's the tie car. One of them
Speaker 1: has a seven five year old person behind.
Speaker 2: The wheel and you'll know it because of the last one.
Speaker 2: And they have and the just.
Speaker 1: Real real slow out there round in the track. This
Speaker 1: would be I think, more exciting for all sports. So
Speaker 1: I salute you out there. The quarterback, Philip.
Speaker 4: We Well, we thought it was gonna be exciting for
Speaker 4: The Bachelor too, but that's been a snooze.
Speaker 1: Fan. You're not wrong, Yeah, you're not wrong. The first year, though,
Speaker 1: they brought the old person and it was like looking old Baker.
Speaker 1: I know it didn't go well. I'm admitting it did
Speaker 1: not go well, But people like the novelty of the
Speaker 1: old person out there doing the thing that the young
Speaker 1: people do.
Speaker 2: I can see him open mouth kissing. Then I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'd rather.
Speaker 4: See them in a NASCAR like this story that Sean
Speaker 4: told about the guy at the bar that was going
Speaker 4: after old ladies and they were open mouth kissing at
Speaker 4: the bar.
Speaker 1: That's weird. Yeah, old people making out is weird. I know.
Speaker 3: But some guys must be in.
Speaker 1: Some guys must be in do it, and some fans
Speaker 1: are probably into Philip River being out there adding one
Speaker 1: more chapter to his NFL story.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's gonna be first picking fantasy football.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, is he even available? He wasn't even
Speaker 1: in the league. He has on retire to get in here.
Speaker 1: It's like somebody at Fantasy Football has to go. We
Speaker 1: need to unlock the Philip Rivers.
Speaker 4: Player at the surprise, who's like still available in fantasy
Speaker 4: football even though they're not playing arrested people that are
Speaker 4: still And the funny part is when you at least
Speaker 4: on ESPN, which is the app that I use, when
Speaker 4: you look at your squad, it'll tell you how many
Speaker 4: what what percent of players like worldwide have this person
Speaker 4: on their roster, and so all the good ones are
Speaker 4: like eighty ninety like popular players like Josh Allen from
Speaker 4: the Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 2: Right right, right, John, Oh, yeah, the Allans.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then they'll tell you the percent on the
Speaker 4: roster and percent on like starting okay, so like if
Speaker 4: not just on the basically, if you don't make them
Speaker 4: describe it, how many people have the player and how
Speaker 4: many people are using them. And I always like seeing
Speaker 4: that there's like seven percent of people who has somebody
Speaker 4: with a broken leg on their football team for that week.
Speaker 1: That's my team line that that would be my team
Speaker 1: in that moment. It was a long walk. But thanks
Speaker 1: for we learned something along.
Speaker 2: The wank you so much. I want to put that
Speaker 2: in a pocket for later.
Speaker 1: Somebody out there grabbing Philip Rivers, I'm sure for their
Speaker 1: their NFL fantasy team. We're working on getting the live
Speaker 1: stream up for today. I believe at some point in
Speaker 1: time you'll be able to tune in as you do
Speaker 1: over on YouTube. And working on it, and.
Speaker 4: Just just know that when we do get it up,
Speaker 4: it will be the most secure thing because this convoluted
Speaker 4: ass Wi Fi password.
Speaker 1: This, I mean, this is why I don't want to
Speaker 1: be a dick about things, but this is why I'm like,
Speaker 1: less is more let's not even do the video thing,
Speaker 1: because that's great. I'm glad that they do, but it's
Speaker 1: a nightmarish crossover, and it's going to have to happen
Speaker 1: again after our show. I ca a bitch all day.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. I don't want to
Speaker 1: do that. I did get a little excited because last
Speaker 1: night I got a surprise email in the tips at
Speaker 1: the Newsjunkie dot com inbox surprise. This person wants to
Speaker 1: remain absolutely anonymous for reasons that will become all right,
Speaker 1: this person wants to become absolutely and I support that
Speaker 1: anonymous person. Okay. And they said, I don't know if
Speaker 1: you want this or not, but we were at the
Speaker 1: roast event, the Halloween Roast of Sean Watson coming out
Speaker 1: I believe on Monday. On the website. You can watch
Speaker 1: the VOD of this and rent it if you want to,
Speaker 1: or download it rather. So the person says, hey, we
Speaker 1: were front row at the event. Not sure if you
Speaker 1: want this information. I like to stay anonymous.
Speaker 6: I said, okay, okay, And.
Speaker 1: They said, as people were doing their their their routines
Speaker 1: during the roast, many of them were dropping their notes
Speaker 1: on our table, and they said everybody's notes.
Speaker 3: Like this person's not.
Speaker 1: Like they do like the David Letterman, Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: done with those jokes and you fling them off and
Speaker 1: they were like landing slow paper land on this this
Speaker 1: person's this anonymous person table and they said, I, I
Speaker 1: don't know if you wanted to see this or not.
Speaker 2: It's not their business, anonymous.
Speaker 1: So I started to look at this and I go, oh,
Speaker 1: these are like leaked inside jokes. Some of them they
Speaker 1: didn't love inside jokes, and finally they got to be
Speaker 1: a part of what. And so I start looking through
Speaker 1: these jokes and I couldn't find out at first. I
Speaker 1: still don't know one hundred percent which people at the
Speaker 1: roast they came from, but we do. I don't know,
Speaker 1: are you looking at them now? This is from anonymous?
Speaker 1: You're not finally good for something.
Speaker 5: But I brought way, I mean, entire folder, and I
Speaker 5: know it was mine, and I know some of the
Speaker 5: jokes that I completely forgot because there was a very
Speaker 5: drunk to brandan Selan that went over the and Josh too.
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure we all went over the stuff we
Speaker 5: didn't there.
Speaker 1: It is the one of these is not the first
Speaker 1: one is not you. These are not your jokes that
Speaker 1: I'm looking are your notes for the Rose.
Speaker 2: Whoever? These are not two lines, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: I assume.
Speaker 2: I assume.
Speaker 1: These are Moses Moses notes for the Rose, notes at
Speaker 1: least some of them that ended up landing on this
Speaker 1: person who wants to be anonymous on the table in
Speaker 1: front of them, this second page of notes. I don't
Speaker 1: know who they're from.
Speaker 2: Show it to me right now.
Speaker 1: All I know is the page of notes that is mine.
Speaker 1: So we'll go through. I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: who this person was, fully anonymous individual who sent these over.
Speaker 1: We'll go through these secret roast notes during this show
Speaker 1: today at some point in time here live from Orlando.
Speaker 1: Harley Davidson. I don't know if we have a bike count, Brandon,
Speaker 1: do we have a count on bikes? It's okay if
Speaker 1: we don't, Okay.
Speaker 2: Remembered your name.
Speaker 1: His name three times.
Speaker 2: He wrote it down.
Speaker 4: I did it two times before he heard it. When
Speaker 4: I pulled up, I was like, and how did you
Speaker 4: remember it?
Speaker 1: Let's go, Brandon.
Speaker 2: That's not.
Speaker 1: But there was a couple of years ago. Oh, we
Speaker 1: have to set this stage here. Brandon works for iHeart
Speaker 1: and he's one of the very very helpful people who
Speaker 1: sets up all these events, and there's a wizard behind
Speaker 1: the scenes and stuff and congratulations by the way, and
Speaker 1: and I have not remembered his name many many, many events.
Speaker 1: And then during the roast there's a moment where where
Speaker 1: he comes up on stage and you know, you'll see
Speaker 1: how that goes out when it when it's released next Monday.
Speaker 3: But I had a problem with this, and Celi goes.
Speaker 1: What's your problem, man, let's go Brandon Brandon remember him,
Speaker 1: crazy hair, cool guy, blah blah blah. And I go,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It just nothing sticks him. So it's
Speaker 1: not nothing against you. You're a memorable person. I I
Speaker 1: just don't remember anything. And it is good. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: but uh now I remembered it. So when I pulled up,
Speaker 1: I saw him, I saw his hair. I was like,
Speaker 1: that's him. I'm like, Brandon's in the way, typical, typical
Speaker 1: Brandon move. And then our other Trumbo person I think
Speaker 1: was just his name. He's got a crazy ass.
Speaker 4: He's a man the same as one of the words
Speaker 4: charity that we are supporting today.
Speaker 2: It's her name's kids with the Z. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No Harley, no, No Davidson, Jackson. We're not supporting the
Speaker 1: Harley Davidson charity. We're at Jackson, Harley Davidson right now,
Speaker 1: We're we're at Orlando, Harley Davis Orlando. No Paramore, that's it, Paramore,
Speaker 1: Yes for the Paramour District.
Speaker 2: Congratulations.
Speaker 1: Paramore is a cool guy man. He might be too
Speaker 1: cool for an even INTERACTI I.
Speaker 2: Think he's not going to be very cool. Do you
Speaker 2: not know?
Speaker 1: Well, I need a let's go Brandon type thing for Paramore.
Speaker 1: He's definitely let's go Paramore. I don't know if that's gonna.
Speaker 4: He's definitely too cool for me because whenever I make
Speaker 4: small talk with him, he says things that are like
Speaker 4: I wonder if that's just a hymn thing or if
Speaker 4: it's a cool people thing, because I'll be like, hey, man, MVP,
Speaker 4: right here, I heard I heard you gotta you know,
Speaker 4: how's it going?
Speaker 1: And he goes slow motion. That's the thing, is that
Speaker 1: from the Juvenile song Like this guy. He's a character man.
Speaker 1: He's always got a wild outfit on. He's always three
Speaker 1: times cooler, three x cooler than everybody else who's around.
Speaker 3: And it was just an employee of the year.
Speaker 1: Cowboys that I know. Yeah, coy and a cool imposing force.
Speaker 1: But anyhow, yes, I remembered it this year, and I've
Speaker 1: got one so far. I just need to remember the
Speaker 1: second one next time. All will be well if that's
Speaker 1: the case. So, Orlando Harley Davidson, as you may have learned,
Speaker 1: is where we're at today for the real Radio Bike Drive.
Speaker 1: But no matter where you are, if you want to
Speaker 1: participate in this, and by participate I mean bring buy
Speaker 1: a bike for a young kid who is in need
Speaker 1: for the holidays, right, doesn't matter you know where you're
Speaker 1: at politically, this doesn't matter what type of person you are.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter what's going on. Everybody gets behind the
Speaker 1: idea that we want to help kids out for Christmas,
Speaker 1: and we do, in fact want to do that as always, So,
Speaker 1: Orlando Harley Davidson, is where we are at today. Bring
Speaker 1: by those bikes, bring by those helmets, and let us
Speaker 1: see you when you come out here. It's pretty nice
Speaker 1: though honestly, so far, I know you're complaining about the
Speaker 1: sun on your ear. I worried about it being on
Speaker 1: my laptop. No, oh no, we can't have that. Here's
Speaker 1: the thing.
Speaker 4: This laptop is not connected to the station. Okay, that
Speaker 4: will not take us off the air.
Speaker 2: He's downloading this three hour porn for hours.
Speaker 4: My bit Torrent is kind of screeching to a halt,
Speaker 4: so we're going to need.
Speaker 1: I hate that that's happening. I know what has happened previously.
Speaker 1: For those of you knew to the show is Sea
Speaker 1: Lanes tried to run our remote connections when we're doing
Speaker 1: a live broadcast from his laptop and we were out
Speaker 1: in the blazing hot sun and everything is fine, and
Speaker 1: the crowds it was the middle of the summer.
Speaker 4: We all have coats with us. I have shed mine.
Speaker 4: There were zero coats that day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a hot and that thing shut down,
Speaker 1: So I think we'll be fine. I feel good about that.
Speaker 1: I don't feel good about anything else.
Speaker 5: You just need more cables that are harder to undo
Speaker 5: when we are done with the show.
Speaker 1: Now, we just got to get this dream up at
Speaker 1: some point. But I don't I don't really care if
Speaker 1: we don't. You know, I don't mind if we don't
Speaker 1: make up. Uh, well, you could stream on your phone.
Speaker 5: You're usually not not as much as I said, mascaren browtint.
Speaker 1: You have Masscara and Broughton on but sunglasses on correct
Speaker 1: next question. I'm so glad. Uh.
Speaker 4: Sunglasses are one of the things you're covering up all
Speaker 4: the work you want. Sunglasses are one of the things
Speaker 4: that I'm really glad that I have today because so
Speaker 4: often those go in the car and they never leave
Speaker 4: my car, and they're very.
Speaker 1: Much helpful to.
Speaker 4: Basically, want to tell you a little somebody people driving
Speaker 4: around getting ready for their for their drive by a
Speaker 4: honk are thinking like the probably.
Speaker 1: A guy that just always has sunglasses. But I'm not so.
Speaker 1: But the beautiful part is they can't. All they see
Speaker 1: is a stage. If they're driving by eye.
Speaker 2: Four, they're like rock and roll shows happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they don't know that it's us On the
Speaker 1: other side. I once saw a fog hat here. Wow,
Speaker 1: whose fall at slow ride? Take it easy, Come on
Speaker 1: you just right all right. We have a lot to
Speaker 1: get through today on the show, so we can't wait
Speaker 1: to see you. If you want to come out, that'd
Speaker 1: be great to see. I see somebody pulling up right
Speaker 1: now at a beautiful Ford truck with a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of bikes in the back. That's awesome to see. There.
Speaker 1: Look at that multiple bikes in the back of this
Speaker 1: figure than air trucks. We're gonna a bigger true, We're
Speaker 1: going to get a count on bikes out here. I
Speaker 1: see Brandon's already counting them up now I'm just kind
Speaker 1: of breaking.
Speaker 3: And and uh, I see uh these few more coming
Speaker 3: up here.
Speaker 1: So we'll get an idea of where we're at and
Speaker 1: start to set some goals and stuff pushing forward. I
Speaker 1: think we can pull it off today because people seem
Speaker 1: to be in a good move.
Speaker 2: So we've got a lot of stands here.
Speaker 5: Those of you that want to come hang out, maybe
Speaker 5: help build some bikes with saying over there, we've got
Speaker 5: a mobile bar.
Speaker 2: We've got a.
Speaker 5: Bar full of swag and popcorn thanks to Josh and Busdecker.
Speaker 5: And then I saw third tent that I've not visited yet,
Speaker 5: and coffee.
Speaker 1: Coffee in the local burger truck. So there's gonna be
Speaker 1: some some food trucks you get. So fice to say,
Speaker 1: if you pull up here, there's multiple ways you can
Speaker 1: handle this. One is you could just drop off the
Speaker 1: bike and you know somebody branded Perhaps we'll come over
Speaker 1: and grab the bike and put it in the pile
Speaker 1: of bikes, sire.
Speaker 4: Turning into that scene and being John Malcovitch where they're
Speaker 4: just everything that they say is Malcolm.
Speaker 1: You just maybe you don't see Brandon. If you don't
Speaker 1: see Brandon and you're you know, you're parking to toget
Speaker 1: see might see I almost called it Harley again, Paramo,
Speaker 1: might see Paramour out here, and uh and I want
Speaker 1: so bad for the next thing we do, next event,
Speaker 1: sean to just walk up this guy go sub Harley.
Speaker 1: And now'm trying to think of okay, misery business. No,
Speaker 1: that's not nice.
Speaker 3: That sounds bad. Okay, I'll find a way to remember
Speaker 3: his name.
Speaker 1: But there are there are drinks here, there is food here,
Speaker 1: there are good times here in a big old stack
Speaker 1: of bikes. We'll figure out exactly how many make that
Speaker 1: stack up. We'll get into a brand new show that's
Speaker 1: about to hit television, and it's literally, of all the
Speaker 1: things I've heard, probably the worst idea of all. But
Speaker 1: we'll see how you feel about this. That's on the
Speaker 1: way a whole lot more and it's coming up next
Speaker 1: in the news Junkie, we are buskers. We are now
Speaker 1: radio buskers, and we've made our way into your ears
Speaker 1: once again. Here on a Wednesday, we're doing our annual
Speaker 1: event at Orlando Harley Davidson. That's why it sounds different.
Speaker 1: We're all out here, myself, Sabrina and Sea Lane to
Speaker 1: try to see how many of you we can get
Speaker 1: to bring bikes over here for little kids. And if
Speaker 1: you're going to be buying a bike today, let me
Speaker 1: just really say, before we get back to what's it
Speaker 1: out there and all things viral, you can get lots
Speaker 1: of different sizes, Like little kids bikes are great because
Speaker 1: we have tiny little kids right that need them. Then
Speaker 1: sometimes the teenager bikes with the larger bikes are good too.
Speaker 1: Helmets are helpful. You don't have to have them if
Speaker 1: you if it's not convenient for you or whatever. But
Speaker 1: if we get all of that out here today, we'll
Speaker 1: hit a pretty damn big number.
Speaker 4: I think I'm already seeing a couple of spiky helmets,
Speaker 4: the cool looking ones that keep the birds off you.
Speaker 1: Those are starting to take off. We got our friend
Speaker 1: mode to win out here. I mean, I'm hoping at
Speaker 1: some point maybe he'll add some bikes to the mix.
Speaker 1: I've heard some whispers out there, but I know that
Speaker 1: we already have get this ninety two bikes? Damn ninety two?
Speaker 1: All right, kind of crazy to think about, you know,
Speaker 1: I know when the Morning Show starts at some point
Speaker 1: you're like, is anybody up out there today going on?
Speaker 4: Don't spring for the six a m Bike delivery? It's
Speaker 4: as it turns out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it does. It does go that way sometimes.
Speaker 1: But we are waiting here for the next several hours,
Speaker 1: well the next two three hours and fifteen minutes or
Speaker 1: so as of right now, and then after that the
Speaker 1: event will continue. So if you want to come by,
Speaker 1: you know, right after work or something today, you could
Speaker 1: do that too out here at Orlando Harley Davidson. We'll
Speaker 1: talk a little bit more about that as we go on. Today.
Speaker 1: I did see I think this is the worst idea
Speaker 1: probably ever for a television show that they've announced, and
Speaker 1: the entire thing is created with AI, which makes it
Speaker 1: even dumber. Okay, now, the last.
Speaker 4: Couple of times we've watched something that was created completely
Speaker 4: with AI, I mean, there were like some weird, random
Speaker 4: SpongeBob things where they did little skits, but they weren't.
Speaker 1: Those were kind of fun where SpongeBob was getting pulled
Speaker 1: over by the police.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, not those got on Sora or whatever
Speaker 4: that app is called. But no, there was remember the
Speaker 4: one that was a twenty four hour live stream and
Speaker 4: it was just generating SpongeBob scenes.
Speaker 1: But the only.
Speaker 4: Entertaining part of it was that it was pretty bad, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: Sometimes it would would curse or say like kind of
Speaker 4: I don't know, not so savory stuff channel that, but
Speaker 4: ten times worse because they're using AI.
Speaker 1: But they've decided to do it to generate a reality
Speaker 1: television show.
Speaker 2: Say less, what do we got?
Speaker 1: This is the worst idea.
Speaker 2: That's a great idea. What do we do?
Speaker 1: If you're using AI? Why would you go the reality genre?
Speaker 1: Of all the different genres that you could go. This
Speaker 1: is a from Metro and they say, have you ever
Speaker 1: dreamt of watching a TV series written by a toaster,
Speaker 1: directed by a hoover and cast by a fridge freezer?
Speaker 1: Oh god?
Speaker 3: If so, then, oh boy, do we have the reality
Speaker 3: show for you.
Speaker 1: It's called Non Player at Combat or NPC. It's the
Speaker 1: world's first on AI generated reality TV show. You're an
Speaker 1: NPC stands for they got a new NPCC. Oh, they say,
Speaker 1: At its core, it's a rather stale mix of the
Speaker 1: Hunger Games, Survivor, and any number of Battle Royale games.
Speaker 1: They don't know exactly what this is at all.
Speaker 3: That sounds like it covers all bases.
Speaker 2: Speaking of covering basis, I feel a little.
Speaker 1: Bit well, not going to say that. Nope, nope, I
Speaker 1: feel a little bit like I feel a little bit
Speaker 1: like some person who would have another person holding an
Speaker 1: umbrella over me. But the person who I know who
Speaker 1: used to do that is not in good graces with
Speaker 1: the world. Moses, thank you for saving the day.
Speaker 7: Yead.
Speaker 5: He just doesn't stop now. I'm just gonna be a
Speaker 5: sponsor of the bike drive. But he is helping you
Speaker 5: not burn with the sun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just gonna need this for three hours and
Speaker 1: twelve minutes. Yeah, I'm asking a little bit.
Speaker 2: Listen, we I got you covered.
Speaker 5: I didn't get time to drop off my donations the Goodwill,
Speaker 5: so I have a king size do they cover that
Speaker 5: will block the sun as soon as we find some ziptos.
Speaker 1: I am good, by the way, I'm I'm good. I'm
Speaker 1: not as whiny as as Christopher Dolores land over here.
Speaker 1: It's my laptop that's doing on the one Sure, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm gonna survive. I'll be okay out here technically, but
Speaker 1: the premise is this, because that didn't make any sense
Speaker 1: what I just said. Six.
Speaker 4: This is like listening to Billy McFarlane describe any of
Speaker 4: his very adventures because he he uses a lot of buzzwords.
Speaker 1: One of the things you just said, oh, a Hunger Game,
Speaker 1: Survivor and Battle Royale games.
Speaker 4: Yeah, those are just buzzwords at the moment. Because I
Speaker 4: don't think you really have this fleshed out, because it
Speaker 4: sounds like you're just using AI to.
Speaker 1: Do the flesh. My favorite part is it says the
Speaker 1: premise is simple. Six artificially generated contestants are dropped off
Speaker 1: on a mysterious island off the coast of South America.
Speaker 1: You don't have to tell us it's from some far
Speaker 1: flung location. It's not real. We're not impressed like the idea.
Speaker 1: They're like, we've dropped our AI contestants off the coast
Speaker 1: of Fiji, like tiny Fijian island.
Speaker 4: It would just it would be just as underwhelming if
Speaker 4: you said seven AI contestants try to brave.
Speaker 1: Sarasota, Florida. Yeah, it doesn't matter. They're not They're not
Speaker 1: really going anywhere, and then it says where they try
Speaker 1: to murder each other for our entertainment, which would only
Speaker 1: be good if it was a real reality television show.
Speaker 4: It reminds me of when reality television was just booming,
Speaker 4: Like there was new reality shows every couple of months,
Speaker 4: and then they said, we need to do spouce on
Speaker 4: the reality shows. And out from Comedy Central comes Drawn Together,
Speaker 4: the cartoon reality show. That show I thought it was,
Speaker 4: you can't have a cartoon reality show, it's not real.
Speaker 4: And then when I realized, like when I started to
Speaker 4: get the joke, I watched it and.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this show is really funny. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is dumb or not, but
Speaker 1: I for some reason, the cartoon one seems fun and
Speaker 1: the AI one seems stupid. That's where, uh, you know, Sabrina,
Speaker 1: that Homo drop that you liked Africa Choir. That's from
Speaker 1: from Drawn Together.
Speaker 4: It's where they finally they finally get the superhero to
Speaker 4: come out of the closet. Well, folks, let us know
Speaker 4: what you think.
Speaker 1: Would you actually watch this or is this a big
Speaker 1: giant no from you? Let us know. Send a dispatch
Speaker 1: over on the website of video or audio dispatches. Welcome
Speaker 1: over on Thenewsjunkie dot com. Uh sounds like a stinker
Speaker 1: to me, does not sound like a physic it uh
Speaker 1: non player combat. They took NBC and completely ruined it
Speaker 1: and try.
Speaker 3: To make it something different.
Speaker 1: But there you go. Let us know what you think.
Speaker 1: Send a dispatch or an email as well tips T
Speaker 1: I P. S at the Newsjunkie dot com.
Speaker 4: I would be like if I have a new reality
Speaker 4: show about a school that doesn't have enough employees to
Speaker 4: uh to operate their daily stuff.
Speaker 1: They're just overrun with kids and not enough employees.
Speaker 4: Not just called the understaffed academy USA, baby us.
Speaker 1: Out taking it. I'm hijacking USA for my understaffed academy.
Speaker 1: Don't say your hijack and USA. Let's start your along
Speaker 1: us air well now yeah, now you have folks, come
Speaker 1: on out here and donate to the bike drive at Orlando.
Speaker 1: Harley Davidson, We're out here thanks to our good friends
Speaker 1: at just call mo dot com. Don't forget injured on
Speaker 1: the go, Just call MO. We'll talk to Moses a
Speaker 1: little bit later on in the show. Today. Also, Core
Speaker 1: Flooring has set up the see that area for the assembly,
Speaker 1: and there's been some people that when you bring if
Speaker 1: you bring.
Speaker 4: A bike that's in a box, that's totally fine. We
Speaker 4: got people here, volunteers that are ready to put them together.
Speaker 4: That's Core Flooring set that up.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much, and a big shout out to
Speaker 5: Orlando Harley Davidson as well. Any information that you need,
Speaker 5: how to donate, where to go, real radio, dot FM,
Speaker 5: slash Bike and if you want to hang out, there's
Speaker 5: food trucks, there's a mobile bar.
Speaker 2: There is.
Speaker 1: Who drinking. Yes you it's a Wednesday. He's got he's
Speaker 1: got a really big day coming up. So speaking of that,
Speaker 1: let's let's let's throw a shout out to the guys
Speaker 1: who popped up here.
Speaker 3: T n J Professionals.
Speaker 1: G TNJ is you, I wrote t S and then
Speaker 1: t J t n S Professional Rentals have shown up
Speaker 1: to drop off several bikes here and TJ brought us
Speaker 1: a big bag of toys, a bag.
Speaker 2: Of he's taking your dress the most.
Speaker 1: Can you grab that for me? Appreciate that he's really
Speaker 1: doing over time. Good looking Moses is both holding an
Speaker 1: umbrella and also bringing me the back. Oh, we got
Speaker 1: some tns professional rentals.
Speaker 2: We know what we can run from TNS or does.
Speaker 1: Professionals generally speaking, professional rentals, TNS Professional Rentals, hats TNS
Speaker 1: is uh.
Speaker 4: I think what now count on us for all your
Speaker 4: job site toilet needs.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you were running down the company and
Speaker 1: what is this?
Speaker 2: Is it.
Speaker 1: A Stanley or something? Lots of tumblrs, all sorts of stuff.
Speaker 1: Big thanks to TNS Professional Services. And by the way,
Speaker 1: if you've got a company, when you want to come
Speaker 1: out here and donate a bike or or many bikes
Speaker 1: to these young kids to save Christmas with us, you
Speaker 1: might get your name.
Speaker 3: Shout it out if you pop.
Speaker 1: By and say something, and you know that's just part
Speaker 1: of doing something good. I had to read their website twice.
Speaker 4: First of all, it's a good get on the u
Speaker 4: r L www dot toiletsnow dot net.
Speaker 1: Not bad.
Speaker 4: However, I read toilet snow, which is a different.
Speaker 1: If they have to pivot. If they need to pivot,
Speaker 1: we appreciate them coming by and everybody else who's hanging
Speaker 1: out here. I do want to throw something else in
Speaker 1: the mix. Obviously this is for Christmas and young kids
Speaker 1: getting their bikes, but that doesn't mean there aren't three
Speaker 1: other individuals out here who are grown beyond bicycles and
Speaker 1: could certainly use out of the charity a brand new
Speaker 1: motorcycle from Orlando Harley Davidson.
Speaker 2: Do you have to take the class, Sean, I'm the
Speaker 2: only one.
Speaker 1: I'll learn on the road.
Speaker 2: You know, when you get pulled over by a.
Speaker 1: Car, I'll have like a jacket with the tassels going on.
Speaker 2: Do you think like a real ladies lesbian?
Speaker 1: Probably? I'll probably talk to Paramore about it and get
Speaker 1: something cool for a bike.
Speaker 4: Do you think you could operate a motorcycle if you
Speaker 4: just hopped on one of those and started it?
Speaker 1: Do you think you would know what to do? No?
Speaker 4: I realized how this is going to sound, because I've
Speaker 4: said before that I think I could land a plane.
Speaker 1: I don't think I could get very far on a
Speaker 1: motorcycle at all.
Speaker 4: I don't know a damn thing about where the clutches,
Speaker 4: how to shift gears.
Speaker 2: I got you get it.
Speaker 1: I told you as a story one time about how
Speaker 1: I dated this girl and her dad's name is. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go as long as I can. It's nice. It's
Speaker 1: nice into the shade. Try to figure out who you
Speaker 1: think you are. I dated this girl who had a
Speaker 1: dad named Red Dog. Okay, and it will surprise you
Speaker 1: zero to know that Red Dog was a biker guy,
Speaker 1: and he had a very nice, uh like Ultra Classic,
Speaker 1: you know, very high end, big big motorcycle, Harley motorcycle.
Speaker 2: So he didn't earn the name Red Dog. He's just
Speaker 2: super rich.
Speaker 1: He did well for himself. He was in the construction industry.
Speaker 1: And so I went into her garage and there's Red
Speaker 1: Dog's motorcycle.
Speaker 3: And I didn't I hadn't met him yet.
Speaker 1: And so I got onto his motorcycle, which apparently is
Speaker 1: quite a big no no. And then I learned that
Speaker 1: the motorcycle was so heavy that I couldn't actually just
Speaker 1: hold it up.
Speaker 5: And I have a special way of even getting the
Speaker 5: motorcycle up or if it lands on you.
Speaker 2: Okay, some people get just stuck underneath it.
Speaker 3: I almost got stuck underneath it it hit the ground.
Speaker 1: Red Dog would not have liked that. The Red Dog
Speaker 1: was not a fan. No no, no, it did not
Speaker 1: go well.
Speaker 5: You didn't even ask what your intentions were with his daughter.
Speaker 5: He's get the f off my box.
Speaker 4: It's like this ain't happening, and then thank god, you
Speaker 4: know well, red Dog, I want a rock dog.
Speaker 1: Thank God I got out of that Red Dog. If
Speaker 1: you're out there, shouts out to you after all these years.
Speaker 1: When we come back, we'll tell you more about what's
Speaker 1: happening for the big event today here, of course, we're
Speaker 1: going to try to recreate Sabrina in the manner that
Speaker 1: they were doing in these AI police sketches. I've got
Speaker 1: the information.
Speaker 3: I've got everything we need to pull this off.
Speaker 1: You have the other thing that I had too. We've
Speaker 1: got a lot of stuff to get through. Toilet. The
Speaker 1: toilet snow bit is low final final segment of the show.
Speaker 1: We do toilet snow so coming up next in the
Speaker 1: News Junkie casting from a stage at Orlando, Harley Davidson
Speaker 1: his bike's pile in. Did you get an idea of
Speaker 1: who that was? We do?
Speaker 4: We just had some folks from Rockway Exhibits and Events
Speaker 4: just backed in with a bus full of bikes.
Speaker 1: Forty eight bikes shut in that van. So safe to
Speaker 1: say we made it past our goal of one oh four. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you our goal over the years. You know,
Speaker 1: like when we first started this and it was kind
Speaker 1: of is this gonna work? You know, are people going
Speaker 1: to be receptive to this? Yeah? One oh four seemed
Speaker 1: like a lofty but very generous amount of bike.
Speaker 4: Sure, this is more a triple over the years, we've
Speaker 4: just gone like, I mean, we're still gonna say one
Speaker 4: o four because the radio one oh.
Speaker 1: But you know we're at one.
Speaker 5: We're way over one on four.
Speaker 1: Now we need, you know, ninety two more for our
Speaker 1: friends in West pom one hundred and one more for us.
Speaker 1: We already had ninety two we just added for right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so where we're getting We're gonna knock all the frequencies
Speaker 1: out today here on the show. And we love to
Speaker 1: see this. That's amazing. With that that is Rockway exhibits
Speaker 1: and events. We'll give you a new total. But we're
Speaker 1: getting up there already. We usually don't have this much
Speaker 1: traction this early on in the show. But don't let
Speaker 1: that make you think you don't need to come here,
Speaker 1: that your presence isn't needed. No matter where you're at
Speaker 1: listening to the show, as Seeland told you, you could
Speaker 1: just google Orlando Harley Davidson and get the address here.
Speaker 1: And some of these services you can buy a bike
Speaker 1: and to bring it over here. Just send a message
Speaker 1: along with it. We'll see if we can get that
Speaker 1: on the show. To everybody who's hanging out with us
Speaker 1: to the Rockway who brought forty eight bikes?
Speaker 4: They are They do exhibits and like for trade shows
Speaker 4: and stuff, which is we weirdly enough, uh, something that
Speaker 4: I'm familiar with. I used to set up trade shows
Speaker 4: that as a side job years ago. Holy cow, Rockway, Rockway,
Speaker 4: Rockway exhibits. Dot com donating that is fantastic, I do have.
Speaker 1: We'll be able to hear it here. I think that
Speaker 1: arrest video that I talked about for the opening clip,
Speaker 1: oh good, and I wanted to. I wanted to hear
Speaker 1: this just because and share it with everybody because there's
Speaker 1: something just magical about this. The Lusia County Sheriff highlighted
Speaker 1: this story of a stolen BMW and first they started
Speaker 1: out with this story and it said, yesterday a man
Speaker 1: left his BMW convertible unlocked. There. They always put the
Speaker 1: onus on the they left it unlocked. It's convertible, for
Speaker 1: God's sake. And yeah, you make sure your truck's locked
Speaker 1: over there at the bi Centennial Park with the keys
Speaker 1: in a closed cup holder while he was out walking
Speaker 1: his dog. Somebody stole the car that he left there
Speaker 1: with the keys and the cup holder, and just minutes
Speaker 1: later the BMW ended up crashing. Right. Witnesses got the
Speaker 1: driver out of the car. They had to cut him
Speaker 1: out of the seat and everything, and they told deputies
Speaker 1: he was going well over one hundred miles per hour
Speaker 1: when he wrecked, and they go, hey, why did you
Speaker 1: do this? And that's when the epic excuse came in.
Speaker 1: But first, here's the police, I believe. Let's see if
Speaker 1: we can hear this. Lucia County Sheriff's officers talking to
Speaker 1: the guy whose vehicle was stolen.
Speaker 4: Okay, coole, Okay, I got here at three to three, I've.
Speaker 1: Been back then here at thirty. All right. This is
Speaker 1: the guy saying, like, you know, here's what happened, that
Speaker 1: my car was stolen, et cetera, et cetera. And now
Speaker 1: they're now they're uh talking to the guy because they've
Speaker 1: arrived at the scene. Who ends up with the car
Speaker 1: and and everything an hour and I swear to go.
Speaker 4: Teleport, no, no, give me just one.
Speaker 1: Has everybody has anybody stopped even for a moment and said,
Speaker 1: what if he did. I was just thinking what that
Speaker 1: would be.
Speaker 2: He sund terrified if he teleported, because it's.
Speaker 1: This bloody man if he did, and then you then
Speaker 1: the cops are there and you're like, guys, you're never
Speaker 1: gonna believe this. I teleported into this call.
Speaker 5: See if you said it like that tone of Mike
Speaker 5: always lying, or he's like, you know, I was teleported.
Speaker 2: That sounds like lying.
Speaker 5: But if you play that one more time, he sounds terrified,
Speaker 5: almost like someone who was teleported into a stolen beam legitimately.
Speaker 1: And then if he was, the cops are like, come on, buddy,
Speaker 1: get on out of here. Tip, I don't know. I know.
Speaker 1: How much do you have to drink before you're teleported, sir?
Speaker 2: Or what did you have to drink? Teleport?
Speaker 1: Is this?
Speaker 3: I'll have one of those moments for you.
Speaker 1: This guy says, I teleported, That's how I did it,
Speaker 1: And then the cops do the thing the cops always do.
Speaker 1: Please lock your vehicle while you're enjoying our parks, okay,
Speaker 1: or or you know, this guy couldn't steal it. If
Speaker 1: he didn't see it, we wouldn't have the problem. To
Speaker 1: begin teleport or telepion. We'll never know. We will never know, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: but it's truly amazing and I'll have to put that
Speaker 1: up on see it now whatever I get a chance
Speaker 1: to do this here today. We're going to at some
Speaker 1: point here go through a couple of things. I've got
Speaker 1: new details on the Royal Caribbean case where the family's
Speaker 1: suing because the guy was served I think thirty three drinks. Yes,
Speaker 1: the new details have even me rethinking my takes on
Speaker 1: a little bit as far as like, there's the guy
Speaker 1: should be there's there's something new that enters the equation
Speaker 1: that sort of changes the way I think about this,
Speaker 1: And I want to see how you guys feel about
Speaker 1: that too. We'll do that a little bit later on
Speaker 1: into the show. We're also going to utilize AI to
Speaker 1: try to see if we can be the future of
Speaker 1: police sketch artists and if we fully describe Sabrina. I've
Speaker 1: got all the questions that they ask and they're doing
Speaker 1: what are these for real? And we're gonna ask all
Speaker 1: of them and then see what we generate, see what
Speaker 1: we come up with out of this, and if the
Speaker 1: person looks anything like Sabrina and if it does. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry to all the sketch artists out there.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll say you know.
Speaker 1: Years, I mean, well, we'll see what they say. They
Speaker 1: ask some questions about that. Nothing's incredibly personally. It'll just
Speaker 1: be like, hey, you know height in these sorts of things,
Speaker 1: they need some inputs that we have to.
Speaker 3: I don't even know if it asked way.
Speaker 4: These are questions for people who don't know that information about.
Speaker 1: You, and it's just your face.
Speaker 4: We just saw you come into a liquor store a
Speaker 4: bottle of Jameson and then run out without paying, and
Speaker 4: then they have to go, what is what did the
Speaker 4: jabis and.
Speaker 1: Thief look like? How many news stories do you think
Speaker 1: would have to happen of people saying that they were
Speaker 1: teleported when they got arrested before they'd be like, hold on,
Speaker 1: we really need to look into this.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, if I could that be.
Speaker 1: An accent, just a happenstance thing with three people, maybe
Speaker 1: it's happening right now. Be the biggest story of the
Speaker 1: year to wrap things up for us for sure. Uh,
Speaker 1: the other biggest story could be you arriving with more bikes,
Speaker 1: So let's make that into a reality and not a
Speaker 1: work of fiction here at Orlando Harley Davidson.
Speaker 3: We got to oh so much crew out here.
Speaker 1: We got tons of bikes already. It's gonna take them
Speaker 1: a little bit to get some of these ones that
Speaker 1: were just dropped off all put together.
Speaker 5: But if you can't, you know, bring a bike for
Speaker 5: whatever reason. We are accepting by helmets as well. Or
Speaker 5: if you want to come help build some bikes, because
Speaker 5: we've just got an incredible donation of quite a few
Speaker 5: ready to build bikes, then come on down. Real Radio
Speaker 5: dot FM. Slash Bike has all the information for you.
Speaker 5: And well we're going to be here until three. We
Speaker 5: have a whole show, and Orlando Harley has been kind
Speaker 5: enough to bring food, cool drink, and according to the
Speaker 5: cards that they just got, I think you can also
Speaker 5: get yourself some cigars as well as some beardcare or
Speaker 5: a massage.
Speaker 1: This is like, oh yeah they do, they were doing
Speaker 1: massages earlier. What the hell?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna need to build up a brake so
Speaker 5: and get a massage, or if I can extend the mic,
Speaker 5: do the next episode while I'm getting I.
Speaker 1: Feel like they do things right here. It's almost like
Speaker 1: if you go to a jewelry shop at a cruise
Speaker 1: port and you're like, yeah, massages, don't mind if I do.
Speaker 1: I'll take a massage right now. That sounds good. And
Speaker 1: they're like, would you like a shot at tequila? And
Speaker 1: you're like, yes, I would. And then next thing you know,
Speaker 1: you're dancing the DJ inside the Harley, And then the
Speaker 1: next thing you do, you're signing those papers. I'll take
Speaker 1: one right now, if you don't mind. All right, I
Speaker 1: want to throw a question at you guys. We'll get
Speaker 1: further into this after the break, but I really want
Speaker 1: to think about this a little bit because there's a
Speaker 1: story today that's going viral about Frontier Airlines, and Frontier
Speaker 1: Frontier is one of the wild West airlines, right like
Speaker 1: Spirit Airlines, Frontier Airlines. Somebody got on board a Frontier
Speaker 1: flight and then there was an announcement. Everybody is sitting
Speaker 1: down on this flight, right. Announcement comes over the speakers
Speaker 1: from the captain and the crew, and the captain say,
Speaker 1: we found out that somebody smuggled a dog on board.
Speaker 1: All right, we don't know which one of you it is,
Speaker 1: but we ain't going anywhere until you rat out the
Speaker 1: person who's on this flight right now, who brought the
Speaker 1: dog Sean's parenting techniques? I know what you did.
Speaker 4: He's trying to use it on us too. He's done
Speaker 4: it to me. I'm sure he's done it to use
Speaker 4: of vernilla. Yes, just tell me what happened. I'll be
Speaker 4: less mad. I'm like, you don't know.
Speaker 1: Nothing hasn't ever been successful as a tactic, if I'm honest, No,
Speaker 1: it just he just get upset and more poor parenting
Speaker 1: on my part. But a Frontier flight went in a
Speaker 1: full lockdown after a crew claimed a crew member claimed
Speaker 1: somebody had smuggled a dog on board, and they said,
Speaker 1: we're not going anywhere. Somebody needs to wrap this person out.
Speaker 1: We'll play this for you. We'll get into more of
Speaker 1: what went down and then see what you would do
Speaker 1: in that situation. Would you rap your seat mate you
Speaker 1: don't know them, would you rap them out though, or
Speaker 1: would you be like, no, you want to find the
Speaker 1: dog that was smuggled on the.
Speaker 2: Skipped over the dog.
Speaker 1: I didn't know where the dog was. Well, we're going
Speaker 1: to find out. Question that's coming up next on the
Speaker 1: news Junkie. We're gonna get into this Frontier Airlines situation
Speaker 1: and would you rat out somebody else on a on
Speaker 1: a flight with you. You don't really have any allegiance to
Speaker 1: these people, or you've probably just met them five seconds.
Speaker 1: You don't really know if this person is a good
Speaker 1: person or a bad person.
Speaker 4: And most importantly, you want to get to your destination.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, any amount of.
Speaker 4: Reasons to fly are all just kind of meshed together
Speaker 4: in every flight, you know, Like I've been on flights
Speaker 4: where like I have a wedding to get to, like
Speaker 4: once I leave the airport. So if somebody's got a dog,
Speaker 4: I'm like, get get this dog out of here. It's
Speaker 4: I can make.
Speaker 1: It for Yeah, I mean I think depending on what
Speaker 1: my had three hundred dollars dinner reservations. Yeah, you're going
Speaker 1: to miss my last flight, and if you would have
Speaker 1: been later, something to take your money that you already
Speaker 1: have to put out. Yeah, I'm not doing I'll rot
Speaker 1: out somebody for that. We'll get into the details just
Speaker 1: a second. Here. Hang on tips Atthews Chunky dot com
Speaker 1: and email rolling in from uh C to see Lane
Speaker 1: and this person says, I have some vasectomy tips.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean, because I think that's that's.
Speaker 1: On your agenda. Tomorrow.
Speaker 4: I believe you know, I've thought of it very little
Speaker 4: today just because of everything going on.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's it's definitely on the back burner there.
Speaker 1: There's no level of uh, it's going to be a
Speaker 1: front burner for.
Speaker 3: Your like, no level of anxiety.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: Really, this is such a simple They do it in
Speaker 4: the office.
Speaker 1: It's not like I'm going to a hospital. It sounds
Speaker 1: like you work at this place. It's an impatient procedure.
Speaker 1: We do millions per year.
Speaker 5: It's very telling of see Lane's character because he's pretty
Speaker 5: chill about everything. But I do appreciate it because there's
Speaker 5: many a men that I've spoken to.
Speaker 2: Or at least have spoken to their wives. They're like,
Speaker 2: there's nothing going near my penis nothing at all. There's
Speaker 2: no way, it's too much. They have anxiety and they
Speaker 2: go pay.
Speaker 1: I think it's not it's not like a fair comparison,
Speaker 1: because for a guy to get an easectomy seems like
Speaker 1: a two or a three. But for I think like
Speaker 1: a tuba legation or whatever they call it, they get
Speaker 1: your tubes tied, is like like a five or a six.
Speaker 1: I think it's much more complicated. I think it's like
Speaker 1: it's not like snip snap. I see, I thought for
Speaker 1: a snip part of it. Yes, yeah, I think. Did
Speaker 1: I tell you how my mom referred to it the
Speaker 1: other day?
Speaker 4: Get in the snap She said snip snap, and I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, that's cute because she doesn't know she
Speaker 4: knows the quote because we say it all the time.
Speaker 4: But the snip snap snip snap was because Michael Scott
Speaker 4: got his done and.
Speaker 1: Then reversed and then done and then reversed because snip
Speaker 1: snaps and we're good. Yeah, so this person's got some
Speaker 1: advice for you if you're working. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, a lot of people texted in yesterday when we
Speaker 4: were talking about it and basically was like mine took
Speaker 4: fifteen minutes. Some people said, there's heard a lot. One
Speaker 4: one person said they really enjoyed that.
Speaker 1: Wait what, Okay, that's a little strange. All right, let's
Speaker 1: see what we got here from C. I'm sure your
Speaker 1: doctor has probably gone over some of this with you.
Speaker 1: See that some of it, But I just wanted to
Speaker 1: clue you in. On the off chance you haven't heard,
Speaker 1: do yourself a favor and go get a jockstrap today.
Speaker 1: They said, do you have a jock strap already or
Speaker 1: I don't. I wear briefs though, okay, but that still
Speaker 1: doesn't have the They.
Speaker 4: Said wear clothes fitting underwear at a tight but like
Speaker 4: that's how I wear mine. Okay, I'll just go find
Speaker 4: like one of my smaller sizes.
Speaker 1: Or or or a jockstrap. This is always an opportunity.
Speaker 1: I haven't worn a jock strap since karate. That's what
Speaker 1: you should do. Well you can't do it before, though,
Speaker 1: Bring some duct tape, get your tidy whities on, or
Speaker 1: gaff tape.
Speaker 2: I think that's easier on the pube.
Speaker 1: Have like one of the assistants there like, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like a baby bird. Yeah, it's the area is clear
Speaker 1: for for landing and then just afterwards, so.
Speaker 2: Much Jackson, not assume a jack bread Johns.
Speaker 1: You got the little blood splattered whitey tidies on, and
Speaker 1: then you like duct tape them around the sides, keep
Speaker 1: them nice and tight, or a jockstrap. This is an
Speaker 1: option to just the simple weight of your boys hanging
Speaker 1: freely and the slight bouncing from you walking will be excruciating.
Speaker 1: This person said, Okay, this sounds like somebody who wears
Speaker 1: boxers though, yeah, because it's his cradle those and take
Speaker 1: care of them. I will also tell you. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you something that nobody ever told me. Okay, that's nice,
Speaker 1: like this, go and get your count checked every few years.
Speaker 1: It ended up being ten years for me, but mine
Speaker 1: healed up. I have a son now who's a few
Speaker 1: months older than yours. Get out. I went got checked
Speaker 1: after we found out that my wife was pregnant, and
Speaker 1: the doctor said, was I sure I got a vasectomy?
Speaker 1: But my count warranty on.
Speaker 3: That my account was like it never happened before.
Speaker 1: That's a good question. Actually, is there a warranty? There
Speaker 1: should be a lifetime want baby back guarantee kind of
Speaker 1: thing I've heard of.
Speaker 4: I had a friend in elementary school who was a
Speaker 4: miracle baby because his mother had gotten her tubes tied
Speaker 4: and uh and back then, like how they explain that
Speaker 4: to you getting your tubes tied? I literally thought that
Speaker 4: the doctor goes in and just does a.
Speaker 1: Balloon animal gotcha babe? Next Like, oh, I guess, I
Speaker 1: guess the tubes came untied or something like that. But
Speaker 1: I did not know. I've never heard of that being
Speaker 1: a thing. With the second he said this count was
Speaker 1: like it never happened before.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's grossly uh like a not misconductor.
Speaker 1: It's not as false advertisement, is what it is at
Speaker 1: the very least. Or buddy, you've got some potent ass
Speaker 1: determined and we'll find another way to re route everybody.
Speaker 2: He says, I can't take dignity or whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm grateful for myself. I'm grateful for my son and
Speaker 1: I love him very much. But it came as a
Speaker 1: bit of a shock. He says, all right, oh it's you.
Speaker 1: That's true. Yeah, it's not wrong. Let's go to this
Speaker 1: frontier flight here. Now we're gonna be able to hear this.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go into the plane and you'll hear the
Speaker 1: announcements that they made. And I want you to decide
Speaker 1: whether or not you would rat out your seat mate,
Speaker 1: like would you if you were in this position. Go,
Speaker 1: enough's enough. We got to get out of here. Sea
Speaker 1: Lane says, I got my reservations. You know I'm going
Speaker 1: the last flight I took. My seat mate had a
Speaker 1: dog and I didn't know until we landed. Well that's
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a good dog. There's been a dog
Speaker 1: here this whole time. But they were upset about this.
Speaker 1: So let's go to the Frontier Line's flight in someone
Speaker 1: in here as a dog until we find what we're
Speaker 1: looking for. So the person says, we are not leaving
Speaker 1: until we find what you're looking for. And this is
Speaker 1: where they're started starting to look for somebody to wrap
Speaker 1: them out until we find what we're looking for. If
Speaker 1: you think it's your gamer, go ahead and stitch on that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right. So everybody on the flight is like, what's
Speaker 1: going on here? What's happening? And somebody has a secret
Speaker 1: hidden dog on the Frontier flight and they have to
Speaker 1: rap them out or they're supposed to.
Speaker 4: Did they go into detailing the story like did the
Speaker 4: dog bark? And that's how they knew there was a dog?
Speaker 4: I mean, how do they just know there's a dog
Speaker 4: without knowing where's the dogs?
Speaker 1: They? I don't know. They didn't say how they knew.
Speaker 1: We'll have to try to see we can find something
Speaker 1: else about this. If you guys can see something from
Speaker 1: front here, maybe they had a response to this.
Speaker 2: It is just a tiny little poop somewhere.
Speaker 1: There was some sort of clue poop or otherwise that
Speaker 1: there was a little smuggled dog on board this flight.
Speaker 1: And they made it clear we ain't going nowhere until
Speaker 1: you guys tell us exactly where this pooch is right now.
Speaker 1: And I imagine somebody did if if they really wanted that,
Speaker 1: they should have gone.
Speaker 3: Who wants a free flight?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, free drinks on this flight? Free? Why that's
Speaker 1: the very least you could do is free Wi Fi,
Speaker 1: I would think.
Speaker 4: Okay, So some people are asking how the hitt and
Speaker 4: dog made it past security the TSA. You mentioned that
Speaker 4: that is not an issue. TSA allows pets through checkpoints
Speaker 4: because plenty of airlines have You can buy a ticket
Speaker 4: for your pet to sit underneath, you know, in the
Speaker 4: in the cabin, or if you have a small enough dog.
Speaker 2: Like there are airlines that do not allow animals at all.
Speaker 6: I'm guessing yes, really okay that or you just have
Speaker 6: to pay extra and Frontier is one of those airlines
Speaker 6: where you basically pay extra to turn the little reading
Speaker 6: light on you.
Speaker 1: So that would be something that they would probably take issue.
Speaker 1: Does it say anything about how they got wind that
Speaker 1: this dog had been smuggled aboard?
Speaker 4: No, because there's not a lot this article. I think
Speaker 4: it's the same one you have view from the wing
Speaker 4: or something. Yeah, it's just based on a tweet, and
Speaker 4: so the bulk of the article below the tweet is
Speaker 4: just other incidents involving animals on planes, gotcha, not a
Speaker 4: whole lot of information about this.
Speaker 1: Let me let me check. I mean, I think I
Speaker 1: think more people than not. Once they tell the people
Speaker 1: on this flight, we ain't going nowhere until you tell
Speaker 1: us where the dog is. People are going to rat
Speaker 1: this person out.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean, the dog's not even play the
Speaker 2: sound of a ring doorbell and you'll be fine.
Speaker 1: The dog is just really silent, Like I know my
Speaker 1: mission here. I must shut the hell up.
Speaker 2: Carl would immediately reveal.
Speaker 1: Carl's barking, Yeah, happened. All right. We'll look more into
Speaker 1: this as we roll on today and take more of
Speaker 1: your advice for Sea Lane's prosecty tomorrow. If you've got
Speaker 1: some why not, I'm not sure if that's something you
Speaker 1: have or not, but we'll see. We got to get
Speaker 1: into this AI police sketch. The thing that we're gonna
Speaker 1: do is Sabrina, see if we can get that whole thing,
Speaker 1: and I've got the roast notes here. We'll do that
Speaker 1: after the next episode so we can find out what
Speaker 1: was happening with these anonymouses leaked to us some secret
Speaker 1: notes from the roast and I want to see what's
Speaker 1: happening with those as well. But in the meantime, I
Speaker 1: have to tell you today's d day for those Australian
Speaker 1: teenagers we were talking. Yeah, the ban is in effect
Speaker 1: for social media for all these kids down under. Nationwide
Speaker 1: ban on Australia for social media users under the age
Speaker 1: of sixteen.
Speaker 4: Does that mean there's like ten to fifteen year olds
Speaker 4: that are going to have to learn other forms of
Speaker 4: communication because they only really chat with their friends online.
Speaker 1: Well, you know it's weird. Okay, So if you were
Speaker 1: in Australia as of today, if you're fifteen, you're not
Speaker 1: supposed to be on YouTube or paving, read it or
Speaker 1: kick or Facebook or TikTok or snapchat or Instagram. But
Speaker 1: you are allowed to be on Discord.
Speaker 2: Okay. Isn't that the worst place.
Speaker 1: Which is like, you know, this is a chat room
Speaker 1: where people can share all the same types of things
Speaker 1: Charlie Discord. Yeah, unrelated to the shooting, but yeah, that
Speaker 1: was that was indeed the case. The wild thing to
Speaker 1: me for this article that I saw today that was
Speaker 1: an update on the Australian teen social media band is
Speaker 1: that it's mega popular there among adults. At least seventy
Speaker 1: seven percent of Australians are in so port of the band,
Speaker 1: saying that it will decrease cyber bullying and protect children's
Speaker 1: mental health. The platforms in question not super happy as
Speaker 1: you might imagine. They weren't thrilled about this whole thing.
Speaker 1: Do you think that's the only source of adults in
Speaker 1: Australia who are anti this band, Like, I would be
Speaker 1: curious unless you have a vested interest in operating those platforms,
Speaker 1: what would be their reasoning as an adult in Australia.
Speaker 4: Because adults don't care, They're like, oh, they can't give
Speaker 4: on the internet. I could still under that right, don't care.
Speaker 4: But if there are adults.
Speaker 1: In Australia right now that are going, no, this is crazy,
Speaker 1: this is unfair.
Speaker 4: Kids should have Internet. I want to know what their
Speaker 4: reasoning is.
Speaker 1: If there's not teenagers on the internet, why would I
Speaker 1: even go on the internet? Hey, that sounds record that
Speaker 1: knock over it? Hang on? Why? Why you're right? Why
Speaker 1: would this be important to you? Is a solid question
Speaker 1: for those people, and maybe it makes it hard to
Speaker 1: be against this stuff, even though it's shutting down content
Speaker 1: for people. The other crazy thing is I don't think
Speaker 1: there are really punishments if you're fifteen in Australia today
Speaker 1: and you go on YouTube or or Facebook or ready.
Speaker 1: But if you're one of the Kick, if you're one
Speaker 1: of the platforms and you get caught with teenagers or
Speaker 1: underage people on your TikTok, snapchat, YouTube, Twitch, Reddit, Kick,
Speaker 1: all of those things, you will get fined for each
Speaker 1: offense thirty two million dollars. What's the social media companies
Speaker 1: every single instance of a repeat instances? Facebook billion dollars.
Speaker 2: They fan porn a long time ago, Like.
Speaker 1: In the US, they have verification systems that they said
Speaker 1: are sometimes not working already, and they're on these sites
Speaker 1: you have to do a live video selfie or upload
Speaker 1: official documents to confirm your age so that they know
Speaker 1: how old you are. Can you imagine like you're in Australia,
Speaker 1: you're talking amongst your friends and they're like, hey, you know,
Speaker 1: Jeff found himself in some pretty serious legal trouble, and
Speaker 1: like what happened to Jeff?
Speaker 4: And like he got caught with an underage kid and
Speaker 4: everybody got on his website.
Speaker 1: I want to do that. It's bad. That's big money,
Speaker 1: all right. When we come back the next episode with Sabrina.
Speaker 1: What's coming up on the next stepisode?
Speaker 2: Here we go, what's coming.
Speaker 5: OUDE can't say I was a huge fan of Mila
Speaker 5: Kunas before, but definitely on my probably won't be a
Speaker 5: fan of her ever list. Now I'll tell you why
Speaker 5: game Stop Trade Anything Day went off without a hitch
Speaker 5: but instead with a goose a speed sign on a
Speaker 5: cannibood pass.
Speaker 2: Plus, come on.
Speaker 5: Down to Orlando, Harlan, donate a bike, I dare you,
Speaker 5: and so much more coming up on the next episode.
Speaker 1: And that is coming up next in the news Junkie.
Speaker 3: Over to the next episode in a bit here.
Speaker 1: As I said, and we also have, uh these leaked
Speaker 1: notes from the roast event. We've got an attempt to
Speaker 1: recreate a real life well not real life, but a
Speaker 1: fake life Sabrina.
Speaker 3: If we could do this and put all.
Speaker 2: The little targeted well lost two things.
Speaker 1: The police sketch artists out of business completely and totally
Speaker 1: can create if you want. Yeah, wait, we'll see, we'll
Speaker 1: go well, we'll flip a coin for it here. But
Speaker 1: I want to tell you something h Orlando. Harley Davidson
Speaker 1: is where we're at for the bike drive today, and
Speaker 1: this is going on all day long and no matter
Speaker 1: where you are, you could participate.
Speaker 3: And I'm happy to say.
Speaker 1: Just talk with Brandon a moment ago and he tells
Speaker 1: me there's one hundred and forty bikes out. Yeah, great, jojob.
Speaker 1: I mean that's amazing.
Speaker 5: I thank you all so much for your help building it.
Speaker 5: Big shout outs to y'all and everyone here that's hanging out.
Speaker 2: I mean we're getting how many tricks y'all had?
Speaker 1: Hold up? Hold up, hold up fingers? Yeah, at this
Speaker 1: point they kind of deserve them, for sure. Teleported are
Speaker 1: the folks building these bikes. Everybody who may feel like
Speaker 1: they were teleported here. They have so many boxes behind them.
Speaker 1: They are playing together a lot of these bikes, and
Speaker 1: you can continue to put them to work by bringing
Speaker 1: another one here. Because each one of these bikes one
Speaker 1: hundred and forty so far, that's a present for a
Speaker 1: kid on Christmas. You know, kid would not get this otherwise.
Speaker 1: So thanks to you, thanks to the companies that are
Speaker 1: showing up, and we've got more time for you to
Speaker 1: come out here to Orlando. Harley Davidson with your bike
Speaker 1: for the yearly Bike Dribe event that we do. All right,
Speaker 1: here we go, let's get into it. Let's do the
Speaker 1: next episode.
Speaker 8: Because there's a lot on TV and you can't possibly
Speaker 8: keep up with all of it, even though you should,
Speaker 8: because what else are you gonna talk about? A?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, nothing, weather's nice.
Speaker 8: It's time for the next episode with Sabrina.
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Speaker 5: Just know that that mortgage Guy Don is here for you,
Speaker 5: even on the first day of the year. That Mortgage
Speaker 5: Guy Don dot Com is where you get the process
Speaker 5: started and the I've.
Speaker 2: Forgot the load in.
Speaker 1: Though, don't the boat there?
Speaker 5: Quote that mortgage dot Com.
Speaker 1: Never You'll never guess who did the dot com in
Speaker 1: the back seat this morning. Wait what now, that's what
Speaker 1: you do? You silly back Who did the dot com
Speaker 1: in the back seat? I wasn't in the backseat? Who
Speaker 1: is in my back seat? Oh Jack?
Speaker 2: Sounded like a sex move first.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll never get who pulled off the dot.
Speaker 4: Com and to the backseat and gave her the old dot.
Speaker 2: Com shout for you, thank you mortgage.
Speaker 5: It was thirty years ago, nineteen ninety five, that the
Speaker 5: member of one of the members of this group right here.
Speaker 1: Oh not that one, oh Oswald.
Speaker 2: No, it is the Trap remix. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: They're not, skinny, fat Boy slim. The Fat Boys is wrong.
Speaker 5: They did a song, one of their most popular is Whippets,
Speaker 5: and this was the trap remix of it.
Speaker 1: For a long time since I heard any Fat Boys.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it has been thirty years since you've heard
Speaker 5: from Darren Robinson because he unexpectedly died at the age
Speaker 5: of twenty eight. No word on cause of death. Unrelated
Speaker 5: fact about him. He was four hundred and fifty pounds.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So the name fit the group. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: had to be. They were kind of locked into it, honestly.
Speaker 5: So in honor of him and in honor of everyone
Speaker 5: here at the bike drive.
Speaker 2: What's up, Brandon, Thank you so much. This one goes
Speaker 2: out to you.
Speaker 5: Four hundred fifty pound Angel in the sky.
Speaker 1: That's a good mic for vocal percussion. Yeah, game so much.
Speaker 5: And a big shout out to my acapella group from
Speaker 5: college Key Harmony.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right. Yeah.
Speaker 5: They had a big was it half marathon this past weekend?
Speaker 2: No Orlando, Oh.
Speaker 1: Okay, I was like, it did not invite you back?
Speaker 2: There is a tie in though.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 5: I graduated and some of us are friends on Facebook.
Speaker 5: But the race went right in front of my house.
Speaker 5: So not only could I not leave for seven hours,
Speaker 5: but I ran into one of my old Key Harmony ud.
Speaker 1: You guys do like a little you know, one two
Speaker 1: three four? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why was that?
Speaker 1: In the world?
Speaker 2: Is I thought I was gonna be?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Going in, you could have just assumed like you're going
Speaker 1: to take a higher pitch than he is.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 5: And according to reports, Jonathan when a K b P
Speaker 5: drummer man assumed that he was gonna get into Ariana
Speaker 5: Grande's concert or Lady gagas turns out, he did not.
Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 5: That same old dude who bumbrush at the Wicked to
Speaker 5: Menace and he got out of jail and he's like,
Speaker 5: I got out of jail, guys, I'm Korean now. And
Speaker 5: he attempted to get into Lady Gaga's December ninth concert
Speaker 5: in Brisbane, Australia.
Speaker 4: Has he had any sort of incident with Lady Gaga
Speaker 4: where he would be on there?
Speaker 1: Like, uh, just on everybody.
Speaker 3: Everybody who's doing a big concert now must.
Speaker 5: Know who this guy is, like you, oh, they did,
Speaker 5: and there's footage and I'll show you guys tomorrow or
Speaker 5: put it on see it now where security had his
Speaker 5: picture printed out.
Speaker 2: Do not let him in.
Speaker 1: See this is what I figured. What happens, This happens.
Speaker 4: You know, even even the news junkie has Uh. We
Speaker 4: had at least a serial backstage invader.
Speaker 1: We did. Somebody who prided himself on.
Speaker 2: Getting backstage was the old Sampit Brands.
Speaker 1: Uh no, no, no, no, no no. He prided himself
Speaker 1: on getting backstage.
Speaker 2: Everyone's looking at their hands holiday party and uh and
Speaker 2: but now.
Speaker 1: He is a postman in Nashville, So I'm going to
Speaker 1: get backstage this year.
Speaker 5: And we immediately kicked him out he was drinking with
Speaker 5: us at Coolio back there.
Speaker 1: No, he would do that move where he would he
Speaker 1: would sneak up on us and then he'd be like, hey,
Speaker 1: what's going on? What are you even doing here?
Speaker 5: Also, as far as bad people that were on TV
Speaker 5: or have made some sort of viral news, we a
Speaker 5: bit a due to Philip Joseph Joey Den of Raleigh,
Speaker 5: North Carolina. He turns out we're going to replace the
Speaker 5: column Joey quote with Peeping Joe because yeah, he's a
Speaker 5: peeper and he was arrested for it. How do we
Speaker 5: know this guy from being on Jeopardy Jeopardy He is
Speaker 5: a champion of Jeopardy.
Speaker 1: You probably know this guy you saw on It's been
Speaker 1: a while since I've been able to run.
Speaker 2: So he was a development engineer.
Speaker 5: Walked away with almost forty five thousand dollars two victories
Speaker 5: November twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's not even that long ago.
Speaker 2: He returned in January for the Champions Wildcard tournament.
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait, okay, so see I know he only
Speaker 1: won two of them.
Speaker 2: He won two victories November twenty twenty four.
Speaker 5: Returned in January for the Wildcard tournament and didn't move
Speaker 5: past semifinals.
Speaker 1: So he was on Jeopardy at least three times, and
Speaker 1: then he was peeping on ladies on the side.
Speaker 2: Twice or guys.
Speaker 1: I don't know who is he people home.
Speaker 5: It turns out he and saw the camera in someone's
Speaker 5: bathroom without O So you can't do that.
Speaker 1: Did you know that was a famous person who did that?
Speaker 1: Chuck Berry was a Chuck Berry. No, he just filmed
Speaker 1: himself a lot. It was hard to hide cameras in
Speaker 1: Chuck Berry's day.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, well we do have that footage.
Speaker 1: That one wasn't no, but I back in the day
Speaker 1: when you were gonna make your own sex safe, it
Speaker 1: was a big commitment, you know, like they'll they'll get
Speaker 1: a lug of the gear around and such.
Speaker 2: So that's a little bit about our time. Mila Kunis.
Speaker 5: I'm about to throw in the teet to her last
Speaker 5: name because it turns out that she is the president
Speaker 5: for Homeowners.
Speaker 2: Association And here's this that's interesting.
Speaker 5: Why is it making headlines because we did not know
Speaker 5: this information before. She's frustrated that all she ever gets
Speaker 5: our complaints and I quote, no one ever goes you
Speaker 5: know what, thank you so much for anything. Ever, well,
Speaker 5: guess what, Mela, No one wants to what Hoay's they're
Speaker 5: stupid and dump.
Speaker 2: She's not only on the something.
Speaker 1: Appect, not only on the agent.
Speaker 5: She's the head, she's the president of and she can
Speaker 5: head right into a dumpster full of fun.
Speaker 1: What if you compliment on, aren't you? Yeah, it's not
Speaker 1: going to get you dot Common where they're in the backseat.
Speaker 1: I was right, though.
Speaker 4: Chuck Berry had to pay out one point two million
Speaker 4: after he was caught installing hidden cameras in his restaurant
Speaker 4: in Yeh everyone give it up.
Speaker 2: For Sea Lion.
Speaker 1: He was right, nineteen ninety This would have been a
Speaker 1: big mess. Camp I multiple wires, that's clearly something.
Speaker 2: How many tapes do you have to go through? It
Speaker 2: against proper footage in the bathroom?
Speaker 1: Like why is the smoke detector in this restaurant bathroom?
Speaker 1: Sixteen seat long? Right now? Fifty nine women? Jesusis those
Speaker 1: are almost cosby numbers? Yeah, it's up there.
Speaker 2: Okay, Tommy Lee probably Anderson's him from.
Speaker 1: A sex tape.
Speaker 5: Safe sells at auction, not the sex tape, but Safe
Speaker 5: that was How much do you think that went for
Speaker 5: because it also benefited Music Cares.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear hear what we were saying, Tommy and
Speaker 1: what okay? The safe that they stole the video from, yeah.
Speaker 2: And the guns that they had inside that's safe on.
Speaker 1: That can't be a lot of money, could it. I
Speaker 1: don't think it's very valuable.
Speaker 2: It was the safe that ruined his life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, made his career.
Speaker 2: That's his quote.
Speaker 4: Guys, come on the safe that held the tape that
Speaker 4: ruined his life. And it wasn't the safe's fault. It
Speaker 4: was the fact that you didn't pay the guy that
Speaker 4: was working for you.
Speaker 1: It went to a good cause two thousand dollars, not
Speaker 1: a penny more.
Speaker 5: It went to Music Cares about teenage Cancer America. America
Speaker 5: gives teenagers cancer. Gibson gives in Saint Jude's. It went
Speaker 5: for two thousand, five hundred and six.
Speaker 3: See that makes sense, though it didn't go crazy.
Speaker 5: We also had the Gibson Les Paul belonging to Keith Richards.
Speaker 1: That one for.
Speaker 5: Yeas a lot more one undred ninety two thousand. Damn multiple,
Speaker 5: Kirk Hammet, it's.
Speaker 1: Hard trying to sell the case that held the Keith
Speaker 1: Richards guitar. What now like they did with the same.
Speaker 2: Dot com.
Speaker 5: And we also have I'm not completely sure if this
Speaker 5: went to a good cause, but the very one of
Speaker 5: the famous suits that was worn during this film right.
Speaker 1: Here, Elf Elf is right, that's a big one.
Speaker 5: And one of Will Pharaoh's Will Ferrell's Elf costumes sold
Speaker 5: for how much at auction?
Speaker 1: That's it's one of them. So there's you know, film
Speaker 1: used film Will Sweat is in it? One hundred thousand dollars,
Speaker 1: that's a good guess, one hundred and twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: Great guests, three hundred nineteen thousand dollars. But that is
Speaker 5: no candle being held because of one of Harrison Ford's
Speaker 5: fedoras from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom sold
Speaker 5: for four hundred and thirty seven thousand dollars of for
Speaker 5: Dora Wow and Boba Fett's blaster netted six hundred and
Speaker 5: thirteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: A Star Wars one. They'll get you.
Speaker 5: So you have my friends follow your dreams me on Instagram.
Speaker 5: Come on over to Orlando, Harley. We are here collecting
Speaker 5: bikes and a big shout out to everyone who has
Speaker 5: helped this out, including Moduitt Wit law firm, Andre on
Speaker 5: the go just Callmo.
Speaker 2: We have, of course, are very.
Speaker 5: Great friends at Core Flooring, Orlando, Harley, Santa's building bikes
Speaker 5: and everyone in between.
Speaker 2: They with me America smoke.
Speaker 1: Weed every day. Thank you, Sabrina. You're getting hot over
Speaker 1: there big time.
Speaker 2: I have a tan on just the top of my forehead.
Speaker 1: My left calf is if you're if you're interested in
Speaker 1: coming out and stopping buying, dropping off a bike for
Speaker 1: the bike drive. We're at Orlando Harley Davidson today for
Speaker 1: the show. When we come back, we're going to get
Speaker 1: into these leaked roast notes. We've got these and was
Speaker 1: see what was going on? What didn't make the cut?
Speaker 1: I have questions.
Speaker 3: We'll see what answers we get.
Speaker 1: That's coming up next in the news junkie. You can't
Speaker 1: miss it. You see it for my four got the
Speaker 1: big water tower on the roof. That's right. We're up
Speaker 1: on a big giant stage here in front of the
Speaker 1: Harley Dealership and this is where we're having you come
Speaker 1: by and do the unthinkable. Bringing buy bikes for kids
Speaker 1: is the best thing that we do all year. Literally,
Speaker 1: it makes up for all the bad. We got two
Speaker 1: more rolling in right now. Look at this guy in
Speaker 1: the parking lot and the hot sun. Mister Jim Colbert
Speaker 1: is bringing in some bikes to add to the pile.
Speaker 1: Those are nice bikes. What the hell? Yeah, you could
Speaker 1: have skimped, you could get the little ones there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could have paid for a better shirt. He's not
Speaker 1: ready for prime time yet. He's not getting his good
Speaker 1: shirt messed up coming out here for this now. He's
Speaker 1: gonna get fancy later because his show will be brought.
Speaker 1: I probably gave him a dressing room here probably, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: big time. Please, I gotta have an air condition set up. Please,
Speaker 1: not like what they're dealing with. So Jim Colbert will
Speaker 1: be live after us for those you here locally in Orlando.
Speaker 1: And that means four more hours for you to bring
Speaker 1: by bikes. And we are already over, like I think
Speaker 1: we're pretty close to one hundred and fifty or so
Speaker 1: right now. We got some prize, some surprises in store. Well,
Speaker 1: we got Moses DeWitt coming. I don't know what that's
Speaker 1: gonna do to the count. We got a lot of
Speaker 1: made me. Uh take this as you will, but they
Speaker 1: said Moses de Witt is coming. You need to move
Speaker 1: your truck. Okay, all right, Well that could be good
Speaker 1: for the kids. Perhaps we'll see what happens right now.
Speaker 1: Or they just didn't want me big time and everybody
Speaker 1: with my front row parking. It could that I did see.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. We'll bring this up when he
Speaker 1: comes over in just a bit to do jury duty.
Speaker 1: But I was pulling into the parking lot, slim pickens
Speaker 1: on the parking space is I'm cruising around, I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh God, where do I go? Where do we get
Speaker 1: so much stuff to set up?
Speaker 2: And say?
Speaker 1: What I thought about this morning? When I cruised up,
Speaker 1: I look over and I go, there's a spot, got
Speaker 1: a spot?
Speaker 3: This is beautiful. Let me just pull it to this spot.
Speaker 1: This this son of a bitch is taking up two
Speaker 1: spots with their vehicle. What kind of monster would just
Speaker 1: call mo dot?
Speaker 4: I don't know who started the trend, but there was
Speaker 4: a row of cars in the parking lot where every
Speaker 4: single car was on the line. So I think maybe
Speaker 4: there was just like one really big truck that kind
Speaker 4: of scared everybody off a little bit. But there were
Speaker 4: so many cars, you know, no not following the parking lines.
Speaker 4: Something we kind of all agree to get it. Everybody
Speaker 4: just swings in here.
Speaker 1: Modwit's got his crew, Bussecker and Josh Fowler are here
Speaker 1: and they got pop corn and stuff. But I saw
Speaker 1: that spot. I was so excited, and then just as
Speaker 1: quickly it's all yanked away from me, just like that.
Speaker 1: But regardless, you don't even need to park. If you
Speaker 1: get here, you can just swing by. We got crew
Speaker 1: out here to take the bikes that you've purchased and
Speaker 1: bring it on in and stack it up with the
Speaker 1: rest of these. Which I'll be honest with you, this
Speaker 1: is looking like it could be a record breaking day
Speaker 1: fucking Bike Drive. Absolutely really is.
Speaker 4: This is the first time we've done all three shows
Speaker 4: for the Bike Drive. Am I crazy on that?
Speaker 1: I think we've done that before, but I don't. We've
Speaker 1: done one more time one other time, Bruce says, we've
Speaker 1: done this one more time before all our powers combined.
Speaker 1: Kind of situation that we have going on here. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I said earlier that somebody emailed me Anonymous emailed
Speaker 1: me in fact two tips at the Newsjokie dot com.
Speaker 1: They said, I was at the roast event. By the way,
Speaker 1: it was a blast.
Speaker 7: It was absolutely amazing, and I wanted to I don't
Speaker 7: know if you want these or not, but people's jokes
Speaker 7: and their notes from the roast started falling down onto
Speaker 7: my table and he said, I just started collecting them,
Speaker 7: and he's I'll keep these.
Speaker 1: They're probably not worth anything, but maybe Sean wants them.
Speaker 1: And I said, what do you got? What? What do
Speaker 1: you have? And so he sent over to me these
Speaker 1: notes from the jokes that people were going to tell
Speaker 1: at the Roast of Sean Watson, the event that's coming
Speaker 1: out on Monday for you to watch on demand. And
Speaker 1: the first one.
Speaker 3: We've determined very easily. We determined it was Mo de Witt.
Speaker 4: It was his notes for the after the the not
Speaker 4: not even off the cuff, thank you, thank you, there's
Speaker 4: two thank yous, typed out, ready to go right.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He had a note on the top of his
Speaker 1: list which we have to bring this up first, which
Speaker 1: anticipated a lot of applause. He said, thank you, and
Speaker 1: then times five in parentheses, no.
Speaker 4: No, be hilarious, too much hilarious if in little brackets
Speaker 4: and italic script he put like in case of applause.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it said thank you, thank you, And he did
Speaker 1: get the applause that he was imagining you would. But
Speaker 1: the other notes that somebody sent over, it's been claimed, well,
Speaker 1: Sabrina has taken ownership.
Speaker 5: I believe of these I had a feeling, and those
Speaker 5: of you that were not there, I don't know pretty
Speaker 5: much everything that I do, much like all the stuff
Speaker 5: that I brought today, I bring too many things, so
Speaker 5: an entire folder of papers and what it was going
Speaker 5: to use.
Speaker 1: And you like to organize, but you organized very.
Speaker 2: Differently than I would, very disorganized.
Speaker 1: And sure, I mean it's not it's not that it's disorganized.
Speaker 1: You had notes, you had stuff ready to go here.
Speaker 1: I'm just this stuff for the event.
Speaker 5: I don't know what notes were floated upon this anonymous audience.
Speaker 1: I believe from the roast notes that I'm looking at
Speaker 1: this says Ross McCoy, which is highly We got highlights,
Speaker 1: we got printed, we got notes, we got we got
Speaker 1: all sorts of stuff on here. And if this is
Speaker 1: a peek inside of your head, oh god, can I just.
Speaker 2: Forget it?
Speaker 1: Is this representative of how all of the pages looked
Speaker 1: for people who you were going to run the pair? Probably?
Speaker 2: Yeah, obviously it's the one that I brought, all right,
Speaker 2: so we have God damn it.
Speaker 1: So there's a lot of things that it seems like
Speaker 1: you got a jolt of an idea.
Speaker 5: And then I could see here I wrote swims with
Speaker 5: the shirt on question mark.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that one circled, that one circled, Like all right,
Speaker 1: I did, We're gonna go to this.
Speaker 2: What does Ross McCoy actually do?
Speaker 1: I do not know.
Speaker 2: I could see some arrows and then this is this
Speaker 2: is not this is not a note that I used.
Speaker 2: I almost feel bad. I think that I wrote it
Speaker 2: down and I said it was too much.
Speaker 1: I do remember though. At some point it was comical
Speaker 1: the amount of papers you had on top of the
Speaker 1: podium at the roast, and they were kind of overflowing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that makes sense that you would have lost one.
Speaker 4: This says, I had two different copies of mine, Like
Speaker 4: I had one in my back and one on my coat.
Speaker 4: That's smart because I whenever I do stuff like that,
Speaker 4: especially you probably know this Sabrina officiating weddings. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: I have like three copies on my person. Yes, if
Speaker 4: you get up there and you don't have your stuff.
Speaker 2: And then I have the nice one that I get
Speaker 2: to the couple.
Speaker 1: So this was the notes list for Sabrina for the
Speaker 1: roast event, for the guy who was hosting the roast master.
Speaker 5: Yes, and I want Ross just in case you're listening.
Speaker 5: I didn't use these roasts. It just popped up in
Speaker 5: my head. And then maybe you know, after you read them,
Speaker 5: I realized it was a little too mean, didn't make sense.
Speaker 3: It says grateful dead meats bass pro that's it.
Speaker 1: That's that. I mean, it's just And this one is
Speaker 1: not circled or anything, so that what does does circle imply.
Speaker 3: Or squared as it were? Does that imply that you
Speaker 3: were going to use it?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 5: And then the handwritten notes on the bottom, I think
Speaker 5: it was like off the cuff, And upon reading it again,
Speaker 5: I'm like, this is this is mean and I don't
Speaker 5: think I should use it.
Speaker 1: Uh this once then it says I don't know what
Speaker 1: petruly and laziness tastes like, but you're the aunt Jemima
Speaker 1: of it. This didn't make the since there's no more
Speaker 1: Aunt Jemima. Here are the sauces that would use Ross
Speaker 1: McCoy's body as the bottle, and then there's nothing, there's
Speaker 1: no there's no actual reference that you're going to there
Speaker 1: This one says Ross is the reason I got into
Speaker 1: comedy and a solid reminder of my life choices. But
Speaker 1: if Ross did have a P word, it would definitely
Speaker 1: be all bush full tangled.
Speaker 2: And I say that.
Speaker 1: I remember, now this is my favorite part of this
Speaker 1: whole sheet here because next to this next line it
Speaker 1: just says bear, and then that's you know that's circled
Speaker 1: and highlighted bear. The bear line.
Speaker 2: I was full freaking out in my own room. I
Speaker 2: remember this.
Speaker 1: One says Ross looks like a bear that got kicked
Speaker 1: out of the forest for dot dot dot, and then
Speaker 1: all caps finish. Just gotta finish that show. Now two
Speaker 1: of the work is done. Ross looks like a bear
Speaker 1: that got kicked out of the forest for fish.
Speaker 2: A lot of my notes were like finish this girl,
Speaker 2: do you put that bear?
Speaker 4: So that when you're flipping through your notes digitally, you're
Speaker 4: reminded that you haven't wrote yeah.
Speaker 2: I have to like, yeah, do you because I might have.
Speaker 1: Got caught up in the moment. I'd be like, Ross
Speaker 1: looks like a bear that got kicked out of the
Speaker 1: woods for finish, damn it.
Speaker 5: Finland, Yeah all right, But instead I wrote I believe
Speaker 5: for banging a tree song.
Speaker 1: I think that much here. Yeah, yeah, it might have
Speaker 1: been down here. Uh, there's a lot of notes.
Speaker 2: I blocked out.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not not a grill master in quotes Dad,
Speaker 1: more like a van still smells like in quotes. And
Speaker 1: then we got some ideas for this van still smells
Speaker 1: like Patuli and Papui Vanzil still smells like agent Orange.
Speaker 1: No more tears Dientangler from Johnson and Johnson expired.
Speaker 2: In two thousand and six, much right options.
Speaker 1: His Johnson's Tears and twenty.
Speaker 2: I guess I should have used these for the uninformed.
Speaker 1: I'm speaking of number three, or as Ross refers to it, finish.
Speaker 2: Guys, there's a lot going on.
Speaker 5: Remember it's also doing a lot behind the you know scenes,
Speaker 5: organizing the finish.
Speaker 1: Could have finished the actual joke in these caves. And
Speaker 1: then something about e fing a tree stump or putting
Speaker 1: his and the exhaust pipe of a jeep wrangler. That
Speaker 1: one sounds familiar. I think maybe she did use that one.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 2: I guess I have to wait to the vo D
Speaker 2: because I don't remember what I said.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of these, like is there were in
Speaker 1: different levels of polish.
Speaker 5: You remember when he led her died and they're like,
Speaker 5: we found his diary and it was so beautiful, full
Speaker 5: of poems.
Speaker 2: You're not supposed to Mine is not going to be
Speaker 2: the same.
Speaker 5: It's going to be like something was wrong with her
Speaker 5: and we should have all gathered as friends to help
Speaker 5: her out.
Speaker 1: I've got I've got another one from Anonymous for Moses
Speaker 1: and stuff that that he was allegedly going to use
Speaker 1: in his rows. Will we'll let him talk about that
Speaker 1: with us when he comes up here for jury duty
Speaker 1: in just a bit here on this show.
Speaker 2: Yes, well, thank him for all the bikes and that
Speaker 2: we're going to bring here.
Speaker 1: You go, Hey, it's Anonymous's fault, not not mine. I
Speaker 1: did know that things were falling and somebody was going
Speaker 1: to capture, but I never expected to get them in
Speaker 1: the inbox.
Speaker 4: Honestly, we're at the souvenir though, I mean it is
Speaker 4: you uh good on Anonymous for getting in early lead
Speaker 4: to get such a great seat to the roast.
Speaker 1: And then you enjoyed it.
Speaker 2: It's your very last event you'll ever be allowed.
Speaker 1: Although I will say, even though you're like, it is
Speaker 1: a great piece of memorabilia for somebody who's a fan
Speaker 1: of the show. It always brings me back to that
Speaker 1: live show we did up two bikes rolling in right now.
Speaker 3: Oh thank you so much, parking lot.
Speaker 1: That adds to our very big and growing pile of
Speaker 1: bikes for a bike drive event. But it brings me
Speaker 1: back to when we did that live event. We got
Speaker 1: a line of people a mile long. We got magnets
Speaker 1: for the event that were like limited just to that,
Speaker 1: so people were fighting each other over them, and then
Speaker 1: all of us are whine, am I along signing the
Speaker 1: magnets right? And somebody comes up and they go, will
Speaker 1: you sign this magnet? I'm like, of course, you know,
Speaker 1: what's your name, I'm signing the magnet forum. I give
Speaker 1: them back the magnet and then I go, oh, hey,
Speaker 1: you can have this because the show is over. And
Speaker 1: I took today I learned, and I signed it and
Speaker 1: he grabbed and he goes, what am I supposed to
Speaker 1: do with this? And I go, well, you know, whatever
Speaker 1: you want, and he goes, is a piece of I
Speaker 1: Can I get another magnet? And I'm like, get out
Speaker 1: of here, you ungrateful little bastard. I heard a story
Speaker 1: like that. He was twelve from he was a little
Speaker 1: kid at Sean gave me his today I learned. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like I've nerely wanted the magnet, sir? How excited?
Speaker 4: That reminded me of a story that somebody who worked
Speaker 4: backstage at a local venue told where.
Speaker 1: I want to say it was g love, but that guy.
Speaker 1: I met him and he was cool. He didn't seem
Speaker 1: like a douche, but they said that he was. Yeah.
Speaker 4: They said that he was backstage and he was just
Speaker 4: like signing his name on random things.
Speaker 1: Sure nobody asked him for yeah and uh.
Speaker 4: The guy that was sort of the backstage manager that
Speaker 4: worked for the venue said something like, hey, man, could
Speaker 4: you not write on our trash can?
Speaker 1: And the response was like you could sell that on eBay?
Speaker 1: Could you still no bids on that? Sucker? After all
Speaker 1: these years? Look more bikes coming in.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you so much, sir.
Speaker 1: Adding another bike eighteen wheelers at eighteen wheeler, what do
Speaker 1: they call him?
Speaker 3: Eighteen speed?
Speaker 2: Eighteen different sides.
Speaker 1: I might have gone too many speeds, Hold on tense speed.
Speaker 2: It's a ten speed, this hasty seven speeds?
Speaker 1: Do know if there are bikes that fast there there
Speaker 1: may or may I'm out of the bike world.
Speaker 4: Give the kid a forty seven speed bike, but he's
Speaker 4: not even allowed far enough from his house.
Speaker 1: That'll do it to you every single time. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: there's there's the notes from the roast for Sabrina, but
Speaker 1: we've got more coming up.
Speaker 2: Now burn them please.
Speaker 3: We're going to also try this police sketch.
Speaker 1: Think if we could work this in today at some
Speaker 1: point in time, because that seems like a good time.
Speaker 1: But we did discuss before on the show the idea
Speaker 1: that they were getting rid of, and they've done it.
Speaker 1: We talked about it, and then it happened they were
Speaker 1: getting rid of the penny and they've ceased production on
Speaker 1: pennies in the United States. Now they're coming after something else.
Speaker 1: It will affect us on this show zero percent. Always nice.
Speaker 1: But the Federal Reserve is now saying they're going to
Speaker 1: banish paper checks as well. Excuse me, so no more
Speaker 1: actually writing out the check. I did this not that
Speaker 1: long ago when they put the lights in the studio
Speaker 1: and did many times. They're getting rid of or floating
Speaker 1: the idea of at the Federal Reserve banishing paper checks.
Speaker 4: Huh So back in my musician days, I got a
Speaker 4: lot of paper checks, like I was I. You know,
Speaker 4: some some places paid me under the table, but at very.
Speaker 2: They put the paper check under a table.
Speaker 1: And you know, we get paid in cash, especially very
Speaker 1: early on. And then you know some of the bars
Speaker 1: would have situations and where they would go like, no,
Speaker 1: we have to pay you as a W not W
Speaker 1: two ten ninety nine a contract work. So and you say,
Speaker 1: that's still happening to this day. There's still people paying
Speaker 1: you that.
Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely.
Speaker 5: And it was a nightmare for one place for me
Speaker 5: to get direct deposit like payroll. Folks are about to
Speaker 5: lose their ever loving minds trying to convert.
Speaker 1: Beaver still plays you used to play with all the time?
Speaker 1: Does he still get.
Speaker 2: Checks place for free?
Speaker 1: So? No, he has a character. There are places that
Speaker 1: would pay us cash out of the register, but then
Speaker 1: we'd have to sign like a receipt kind of deal,
Speaker 1: and we'd still get ten ninety nine. There were a
Speaker 1: lot of places.
Speaker 4: The main thing we got was checks, especially the places
Speaker 4: that paid well, places that.
Speaker 1: Paid well, that had their s together. They would write
Speaker 1: us checks and then ten ninety nine us at the
Speaker 1: end of the year, and then checks and how are
Speaker 1: they doing that? They'll have to venmo. Yeah, have to,
Speaker 1: you know, digitally send it or they'll have to do
Speaker 1: it another way because they're they're not one hundred percent
Speaker 1: through with this yet, but they are now opening it up.
Speaker 1: What are the old those They're gonna be crushed by
Speaker 1: this because this is how they operate, this is how
Speaker 1: their banking works. Still in twenty twenty five, for god's sake,
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 2: Found an old checkbook from like my UCF address.
Speaker 1: Those are so good, right if you have the bank
Speaker 1: account still, yeah, yeah, if the numbers, if you don't
Speaker 1: have the bank account. By the way, I have had
Speaker 1: a friend run into that where he used the wrong checkbook,
Speaker 1: an old closed bank account, and he's rich now no no,
Speaker 1: he uh forgot about it for.
Speaker 4: Years and then he was pulled over for like a
Speaker 4: like a tail light out or something, and they're like,
Speaker 4: there's a bench warrant for your.
Speaker 1: Arrest and we have to take you to jail. Right, God,
Speaker 1: this is like what I I just one of those
Speaker 1: things I wear the beaver that wasn't beaver.
Speaker 4: It was one of those things where like the police
Speaker 4: officer like just really vehemently did not want to arrest
Speaker 4: this guy because it's like feel bad, I'm looking at
Speaker 4: the record here, and it looks like something you a
Speaker 4: had no idea of.
Speaker 2: Be He was just teleport in that situation for.
Speaker 4: A serviceman, you know, he was in the military. It
Speaker 4: will be good for those situations.
Speaker 1: So it'll shut down the ability to cash all of
Speaker 1: those Yeah, And to make that mistake, I made the
Speaker 1: same mistake. I remember when for six months I was
Speaker 1: writing checks to my landscape dude, and I forgot that.
Speaker 1: I closed down the account that I was writing checks with,
Speaker 1: and he was nervous, and he comes to my front door.
Speaker 1: He's like, your checks have all bounced for six months,
Speaker 1: and I'm oh, my god, I owe this guy half
Speaker 1: a year worth of payment.
Speaker 2: And he still kept coming. He probably got you know, fine,
Speaker 2: he uses the blower every time.
Speaker 1: Screw this guy. All right, we're out of Orlando, Harley Davidson.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be out here for you know, about an
Speaker 1: hour and a half longer before we hand over the baton.
Speaker 1: We've got bikes coming in like crazy. We got Moses
Speaker 1: DeWitt at the DeWitt Law Firm joining us very shortly
Speaker 1: for dude, and we've got much more on the way,
Speaker 1: and it's all coming up next on the news, Chunkie,
Speaker 1: great broadcast day out here. If you hear things sounded
Speaker 1: a little bit differently, don't worry, nothing to be afraid of.
Speaker 1: We're just doing a live show on a stage in
Speaker 1: front of Orlando. Harley Davidson waiting for you to bring
Speaker 1: by bikes, just like these fine folks right here rolling
Speaker 1: up with some bikes right now as we speak. During
Speaker 1: the show, our numbers are climbing and climbing. We blasted
Speaker 1: through the easy Pasy goal today and we've got big surprises.
Speaker 1: I hear to come for the remaining like ninety minutes
Speaker 1: of the show. I was like, there's a U haul here. Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's a sizable one. Nobody's mentioned what's
Speaker 1: happening with it.
Speaker 4: We're I have not seen inside it. No, I would
Speaker 4: hate to think that you get that big of a
Speaker 4: U haul for just like four by.
Speaker 1: I would like to see some big numbers come out
Speaker 1: of this thing. We're gonna see where that goes. And
Speaker 1: of course after the show, we're gonna hand the baton
Speaker 1: off here locally to the Jim Colbert Show and they
Speaker 1: will continue on and get even more bikes out here
Speaker 1: for the event today some emails rolling in. This is
Speaker 1: be emailing the show tips at the neews Junkie dot com.
Speaker 1: Hey Sean, last week, my buddy and I were wrapping
Speaker 1: up a surf session in Ormond Beach, a little flashy
Speaker 1: off the top with the email here. We were just
Speaker 1: bsing in the parking lot, listening to you guys, of course,
Speaker 1: and there was some rejoin you were playing, and my
Speaker 1: buddy said, man, the News Junkie has the best rejoin music.
Speaker 1: Sean should make a Spotify list with all of it. Naturally,
Speaker 1: I agreed, but told them it would probably be iHeart
Speaker 1: first for obvious reasons. Thank you, sir for being a
Speaker 1: company man. Yeah true. Anyhow have you ever thought about
Speaker 1: putting a rejoin music playlist together? Have a good one.
Speaker 1: You're forever listener. Thank you for the email number one.
Speaker 1: Somebody did, even on the platform, even on the one
Speaker 1: you mentioned. Somebody did create a very big playlist of
Speaker 1: the rejoine music. I don't know who created it or
Speaker 1: how up to date it is.
Speaker 4: I know that it's been around for a while, so
Speaker 4: it has a whole ton of rejoins that we haven't
Speaker 4: played in a very long time.
Speaker 1: Because you like to you know you don't want things
Speaker 1: to get stale.
Speaker 2: I have a rejoined wish list.
Speaker 1: What's on it?
Speaker 2: Stuff we can't play on the ratio.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, we're waiting for the FCC to close down,
Speaker 1: completely shut down for a little bit. There we go.
Speaker 4: But yeah, if you search on your streaming platform of
Speaker 4: choice in playlists, there's a chance that there's another listener
Speaker 4: who has already kind of done some of that due
Speaker 4: diligence and made the playlist public so.
Speaker 1: You could play it.
Speaker 4: And uh, if it doesn't have you know, the very
Speaker 4: newest ones that we use, well it'll have a lot
Speaker 4: of ones that you're familiar with.
Speaker 1: It was over on the discord. Is one of the
Speaker 1: mods on the discord who made it. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: if you're still around, but she did a great job
Speaker 1: putting that together. Anonymous emails the show more of Sabrina's
Speaker 1: notes regarding Seelan's vasectomy. This time that's where.
Speaker 4: Ball.
Speaker 1: Please keep this anonymous. But when I had my vasectomy,
Speaker 1: just like Ceilian's gonna have done tomorrow, mine was done
Speaker 1: years ago, years ago, and there was a lot of
Speaker 1: cutting and some cauterizing. You said, Unfortunately during the cauterizing part.
Speaker 1: I realized when parts of me are cooked, I actually
Speaker 1: smell like bacon. This anonymous person and they're suggesting ceiling.
Speaker 1: You need to be aware that you might smell yourself
Speaker 1: cooking a little bit, as they.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, I Am going to forego my
Speaker 4: nightly flownaise tonight and just be nice and stuffed up.
Speaker 1: You want to get it, you gotta get a whiff
Speaker 1: of it, though you at least have to smell yourself burning.
Speaker 1: How many opportunities are you going to get? Mike emails
Speaker 1: Tips of the News uggy dot com and says I
Speaker 1: can see a shift happening on the show. Really, he says,
Speaker 1: when I first started listening to you guys over ten
Speaker 1: years ago and sixteen hundred dispatches ago, the topics on
Speaker 1: the show are a bit different than now today. After
Speaker 1: the discussion about Celane's procedure, I started thinking, is there
Speaker 1: a way that more medical content is going to be
Speaker 1: working in on this show? Careful, he says, As a
Speaker 1: boomer myself, I can tell you that it's straying into
Speaker 1: that territory. Don't grow up too fast, y'all, he says,
Speaker 1: I don't want your show, whoa to turn into just
Speaker 1: NonStop old person medical talk?
Speaker 2: Well, well it's not old people, but certainly what's our
Speaker 2: next one?
Speaker 1: We're not attempting to do that, right, You guys.
Speaker 5: Talk about my kolenoscopy when I went, I don't believe
Speaker 5: so no I got one of those.
Speaker 1: Oh clear, that's good. That's good.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put those pictures up on see it now that.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be surprised when you get there. Tips at
Speaker 1: the neews junker dot com, somebody emails Sean Does and
Speaker 1: says about Mela Cunis Sabrina and all fairness to her,
Speaker 1: I think Mela cuniss neighborhood only has like eight houses.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's not the same either way. It
Speaker 1: sounds like the other seven people don't like her. I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, if there's only eight houses in her neighborhood, well,
Speaker 1: now HOA is still you know, if the new person
Speaker 1: comes in, they want to make sure that that person
Speaker 1: is still, you know, following the rules.
Speaker 4: They don't want a newbie to come and just all
Speaker 4: of a sudden start flooding their lawn with inflatables or
Speaker 4: whatever whatever they're.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, So in this case.
Speaker 4: You know, I get having the ho even for the
Speaker 4: small neighborhood, but how is she complaining about the amount
Speaker 4: of complaints she gets when there's only seven.
Speaker 1: People to complain to know who they are. I mean,
Speaker 1: come on, last one from now. This makes me feel
Speaker 1: quite bad actually, Tips at thenewsjunkie dot com about the
Speaker 1: bike drive. Hey, Sean, all of us on Twitch just
Speaker 1: wanted to send a little something over for the bike drive.
Speaker 1: I've never felt more bad that we're not streaming on Twitch,
Speaker 1: but the Twitch viewers still sent something over for the
Speaker 1: bike drive. A bike in helmet was just delivered from
Speaker 1: Walmart and they have the delivery driver sent the confirmation photos,
Speaker 1: so you could do this no matter where you're listening today,
Speaker 1: you can look up Orlando Harley Davidson and use one
Speaker 1: of these delivery services to drop the bike off here
Speaker 1: at this location. Says love Twitch and these step of
Speaker 1: feed Thank you for sending that. It's very very nice
Speaker 1: of you.
Speaker 5: Also, we have to give a huge shout out because
Speaker 5: they have been here even before we started the show,
Speaker 5: helping build bikes. We have an entire team down there
Speaker 5: right by Jack Bradshaw, Harley Tent So thank you so much, Enzo, Kayla,
Speaker 5: Speedy Weeny and Cooch so much for all that you've
Speaker 5: done to help build the bikes.
Speaker 2: Because there's quite a few buckses behind you as well.
Speaker 1: It's unbelievable.
Speaker 5: These are all going to kids locally, and a big
Speaker 5: shout out to everyone who has made this possible, Orlando
Speaker 5: Harley Davidson, just Como Core Flooring Center, and of course
Speaker 5: all of our wonderful listeners and the businesses that have
Speaker 5: sent over some bikes. This is going to benefit pair
Speaker 5: More and Holdenheight's Kid Zone, So thank you again. We're
Speaker 5: going to be here until I mean at least seven pm,
Speaker 5: so you have time.
Speaker 2: Those are you working, Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's still time to drop off a bike and send
Speaker 1: yours over and again. Just look up Orlando Harley Davidson.
Speaker 1: You'll see the address and you can even do this
Speaker 1: from Afar. We love it if you would, We'll see
Speaker 1: how many we get today. Again, rumors everywhere that there's
Speaker 1: a big drop happening soon, we'll see.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: We're also going to talk to our friend Motive of
Speaker 1: the DeWit Law Firm because Jurry duty is coming up next.
Speaker 1: Some of the news Chunkie I'm an amazing staff of
Speaker 1: people who are helping us out today. But it's time.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that. We'll give you some updates on
Speaker 1: what's happening there, and we'll get a fresh count before
Speaker 1: too long. But right now, let's hang out with our
Speaker 1: friend Mo DeWitt of the Duit Law. For most there is, Mo,
Speaker 1: how are you feeling today? I feel like I get
Speaker 1: a tan over here. I know it's one of those
Speaker 1: like if you get a breeze, it feels cold, and
Speaker 1: then if you just sit still, it's just we're roasting
Speaker 1: out here.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 5: I used a lot of Ihearts duck tape to put
Speaker 5: up the signs and the umbrella.
Speaker 1: It's working, though not here. You missed a key part
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: Actually, now I get a great beanie tan Mo.
Speaker 3: Before we get into jury duty.
Speaker 1: I was talking earlier on the show and I said
Speaker 1: Anonymous had sent me an email and it says, don't
Speaker 1: know if you'd like these for blackmail. But we were
Speaker 1: in the front row at the roast and people kept
Speaker 1: throwing their notes down at us, and it is roast
Speaker 1: notes from people who were performing at the roast event.
Speaker 1: And this one is one of your your outlines for Legen.
Speaker 1: I mean it says it does say I am attorney Moduet.
Speaker 10: So anybody could type that. Anybody could type. That's a
Speaker 10: very good lawyer argument.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm going to assume that possibly this came
Speaker 3: from you.
Speaker 1: Our favorite part was your first line was thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you, anticipating that that I go people just wore.
Speaker 1: I mean, look at this huge crowd here sevent Santa Claus.
Speaker 1: He was doing man and my favorite part is you
Speaker 1: took the leap because it said I am attorney moduit
Speaker 1: injured on the go, and it said in parentheses, maybe
Speaker 1: let the crowd finish the line, and you, you were
Speaker 1: in the moment, you were like, let me because that
Speaker 1: could have that could have fallen flat. It could have
Speaker 1: canceled the spond. It would have been bad forever down
Speaker 1: if you said injured on the go and they go,
Speaker 1: we're too slow, it's not working, shut it down. It
Speaker 1: says I've been sponsoring the news Jukie for twelve years.
Speaker 1: That's longer than they other sponsored the show. I think
Speaker 1: this made the cut. I think this made the cut.
Speaker 1: I've stuck around longer than Seawan's hair, and for that
Speaker 1: loyalty I only get two minutes up here, which I
Speaker 1: know is all before Selaid walked with a limp. I
Speaker 1: definitely remember that joke Jo that made it in there, uh,
Speaker 1: which two minutes is a long time for Sean, but
Speaker 1: the courtey it always seems like fifteen seconds because he's
Speaker 1: a premature ejaculator. Just in case you didn't get it,
Speaker 1: which is the same thing as on Sabrina's notes. It's
Speaker 1: the same same thing, but through there, just in case
Speaker 1: you don't.
Speaker 2: Get it, you know, I mean, what else can you
Speaker 2: say about dudes?
Speaker 1: I wanted more of this, but I've only that I
Speaker 1: got my hand finished the joke. It was three quarters,
Speaker 1: it was all the way there.
Speaker 2: There's that.
Speaker 1: Well, Mo, we got to jump into this, so let's
Speaker 1: do it to get here goes nothing. Let's do jury duty.
Speaker 1: Court is now in sessions.
Speaker 8: Pat your phone down and pay attention before we call
Speaker 8: the bailiff over to whip your ass.
Speaker 1: Your no injury duty with the news junkie, Mo. One
Speaker 1: of the big questions we really have to get into.
Speaker 1: People are freaking out. Tons of people are asking about
Speaker 1: this courty. And I even went out in the front
Speaker 1: yard and looked in the driveway at both of our
Speaker 1: license plates because there's this new law and people are
Speaker 1: afraid that if they have anything I mean anything like
Speaker 1: a dealer tag holder on the back of their vehicle,
Speaker 1: that they could be pulled over for it, that they
Speaker 1: could be fined. I think the fine is like five
Speaker 1: hundred dollars or something, or that they could even serve
Speaker 1: jail time. And so many vehicles are sold with these
Speaker 1: license plate frames, so everybody's freaking out. Some of them
Speaker 1: are taking the license plate frames off their cars even
Speaker 1: if they don't need to. What do we know? Should
Speaker 1: anybody be panicking about this? What's the deal? Well, here's
Speaker 1: my take on it so far.
Speaker 10: So you know, the law basically says that if the
Speaker 10: license plate frame obstructs any part of the license plate,
Speaker 10: that is illegal. So if it blocks out the registration
Speaker 10: you know, the Sunshine State or the county on the bottom.
Speaker 10: I don't know if they still put counties on the bottom,
Speaker 10: or any any part of the license plate, that's illegal.
Speaker 1: Okay. However, so theoretic, when when they say any part
Speaker 1: of the license plate, did they mean any part that
Speaker 1: contains information that.
Speaker 10: Contains it contains that being said, I think having any
Speaker 10: sort of license plate frame on your vehicle.
Speaker 1: Now with this new law in place, kind of opens
Speaker 1: the door for you to be pulled over.
Speaker 10: So if they're looking for a reason to pull you over,
Speaker 10: this gives them that reason because they can be saying,
Speaker 10: that's the whole thing.
Speaker 1: That's the whole thing.
Speaker 10: So they could say, Oh, from my vantage point, I
Speaker 10: thought that this license plate frame blocked this piece of information.
Speaker 10: Maybe it's just the you know part of the letters
Speaker 10: on Sunshine State at.
Speaker 1: The bottom right information.
Speaker 2: Com.
Speaker 1: Yes, but that give them a balance stop.
Speaker 4: But in some of the texts that I've read, it
Speaker 4: says it cannot cover the word Florida, the Myflorida dot
Speaker 4: com that's at the top of the plate, like that
Speaker 4: was one of the things they said, No, you can't
Speaker 4: cover that.
Speaker 1: And mine, mine actually is a little covered on the
Speaker 1: license plate. I just I just looked over and checked mine,
Speaker 1: and I'm good too. Good all the other information, the
Speaker 1: license plate number, the registration, there's a huge Florida in
Speaker 1: the middle of it for our Florida tags, obviously. But
Speaker 1: now we land up in this place. Do you think
Speaker 1: that somebody's gonna challenge this if they're pulled over on
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 4: Certainly be challenges to the stop to whether the stops
Speaker 4: legitimate or not, especially if it's blocking something that's you know,
Speaker 4: the same on every license plate like Florida, because that's
Speaker 4: not any pertinent information that the officer needs or what
Speaker 4: could it be if you aren't do license plates are
Speaker 4: is like for my license plate, say my license plates
Speaker 4: one two, three, four, five six, it is and it's
Speaker 4: a Florida license plate. Is there a Georgia license plate
Speaker 4: that's allowed to be one two, three, four five six. Well,
Speaker 4: what I'm saying though, is like, clearly there's other pieces
Speaker 4: of information on that license plate that still identifies as
Speaker 4: a Florida plate. Right, so if you know part of
Speaker 4: the letters of Florida or Sunshine State are blocked, clearly
Speaker 4: the officers can still see what they can identify the
Speaker 4: state and the license plate I mean number.
Speaker 1: And the registrate wasn't all of this created because they
Speaker 1: were there were people who were literally obscuring the entirety
Speaker 1: of their license plate so they couldn't be charged. It
Speaker 1: seems like this has gone so beyond the scope of that. Else.
Speaker 10: Well, it's sort of bad facts, bad law, right, so
Speaker 10: you know the intent there was probably good. You want
Speaker 10: people to be able to see license plate, want the
Speaker 10: police officer to be able to see the license plate.
Speaker 1: That I think we'd all agree that's reasonable, that's fair.
Speaker 1: But you now it's.
Speaker 10: Basically opened the door for them to pull anyone over
Speaker 10: for any reason if you have a license plate tag which,
Speaker 10: let's face it, or a license plate frame holder.
Speaker 1: Iger said, right, you know what nine five percent of
Speaker 1: cars at dealership, Absolutely exactly.
Speaker 4: I mean, you know we have just call MO license
Speaker 4: plate frames, right, you just continue those because they're legal.
Speaker 1: Now we haven't had it in a couple of years,
Speaker 1: but you may want to check if you out what
Speaker 1: was The first person comes in and says it was
Speaker 1: a MO license plate cover that I got pulled over for. Well,
Speaker 1: clearly they should know not to pull over. You know,
Speaker 1: just call MO people.
Speaker 4: Is the DeWitt Law Firm offering any sort of discount
Speaker 4: to people fighting tickets if they got pulled over with
Speaker 4: a just call my license frame around their plate.
Speaker 1: If you get pulled over, we'll give you another. Just
Speaker 1: call my license we'll cover you. Yeah, pulled over, you
Speaker 1: have bus deckord trim it down a little bit so
Speaker 1: it's got full clearance.
Speaker 3: On everything. No, no problems out there.
Speaker 1: The other thing we were talking about, and this is
Speaker 1: very serious obviously, but we started the show with this
Speaker 1: clip of a gentleman who was accused by the owner
Speaker 1: of a car of stealing his car and driving it away,
Speaker 1: and accused by the police of dealing this car and
Speaker 1: crashing it. However, his excuse was that he had been
Speaker 1: teleported into this car immediately, and he is just as
Speaker 1: confused as anybody else is. If that gentleman rings you
Speaker 1: up at eight hundred call mo, do you tell him
Speaker 1: he's got a case or do you tell him he's
Speaker 1: out of his mind? Sounds like a pretty solid sanity
Speaker 1: defensive thing. Yeah, I think you might have one that
Speaker 1: was injured. I mean, of course you don't want to
Speaker 1: before it's bills, not via check.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of legalese that covers like things like
Speaker 4: an act of God, stuff like that.
Speaker 1: When you're talking.
Speaker 4: About insurance, you're talking about uh, you know, your claims
Speaker 4: and stuff. Is there any like lost speak that deals
Speaker 4: with things that haven't been invented yet, like teleportation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get deep into teleportation law. Now, what do
Speaker 1: we know?
Speaker 4: There's probably a lot of legal implications with teleportation once
Speaker 4: it isn't ceilings, Like we didn't know I was going
Speaker 4: to be so big travel.
Speaker 2: He's not even fas He's like, all right, here we go.
Speaker 1: Because it could be true. It could be true.
Speaker 10: You never'd be the problem with the laws. It's always
Speaker 10: catching up with technology. We talked about that before, and
Speaker 10: so I mean, assuming teleportation was real, which the documentary
Speaker 10: I think Back to the Future showed that it was real,
Speaker 10: you know, then they have to create laws specifically for that.
Speaker 10: And so that's why a lot of times, even with
Speaker 10: the Internet, you know, it took them years to create
Speaker 10: you know, sort of laws and protections you know, related
Speaker 10: to the Internet. A lot of things that should have
Speaker 10: been illegal war for a number of years because they
Speaker 10: just didn't think of it. They didn't put laws on
Speaker 10: the books related to that. So you know, ultimately, like
Speaker 10: watching TV in your car, there's that that problem as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and they never thought it would ever be
Speaker 1: like this is never gonna happen. We won't have to
Speaker 1: deal with it. No one will never misunderstand the right
Speaker 1: to bear arms where I got it. We've got it
Speaker 1: locked in. I have a pair of bear arms, all right,
Speaker 1: We when we come back. We've got some information trickling
Speaker 1: in that there could be a big delivery underway to
Speaker 1: really push our bike drive into the green here, folks,
Speaker 1: I'm talking way way into theory. We know we've got
Speaker 1: over one hundred and fifty bikes already. We got more
Speaker 1: time to go. But what's going on with this special delivery?
Speaker 1: That is what we're going to find out, and it's
Speaker 1: coming up next on the news chunk ye. And we've
Speaker 1: heard some updates and I just learned from branded moments
Speaker 1: ago we're over one hundred and fifty four by that's crazy,
Speaker 1: so cool. What about that? That's like, that's one hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty four kids who there Christmas is going to
Speaker 1: be saved by one of these bikes underneath the tree,
Speaker 1: which is a huge deal. But I don't know. There's
Speaker 1: a U haul that has pulled up here and it
Speaker 1: looks a little I mean, it is a big U haul, right,
Speaker 1: it looks a little suspicious.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure if this is This is for moving
Speaker 4: from from place to place, This is not for picking
Speaker 4: up a couch.
Speaker 1: I I don't think yes, this is uh, it's.
Speaker 4: Got even that little like nook above the driving driving cab.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a full size U haul. And I've heard rumors
Speaker 1: that just call Mo Moses DeWitt is behind this particular
Speaker 1: special delivery. Goddamn, is there any truth to the rumors.
Speaker 10: Well, we had one U haul that went to Fowler's
Speaker 10: house and raided it for all the inappropriate materials.
Speaker 1: Yeah, god, and another one full of bikes. I hope
Speaker 1: they got the right one. Well, we're gonna find out
Speaker 1: here and they're gonna unveil what just call It's just
Speaker 1: like out of the scattering all directions. That would be
Speaker 1: hilarious if that's what goes down that. Yeah, Josh's going
Speaker 1: over with bus Decker from Just Call Mo. They're going
Speaker 1: to open this thing up. But I am telling you
Speaker 1: it is a full you haul and it very well
Speaker 1: could be something that changes the game for us here.
Speaker 1: Moses Dwad has donated countless and I mean that bikes
Speaker 1: over the years to these young kids who otherwise would
Speaker 1: have a rough Christmas bike here. Thank you, sir.
Speaker 4: I wanted to give this guy real quick because Moses,
Speaker 4: you know, I think they're about to be here.
Speaker 1: We are much more than one coming out of this phone.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this you Haul is overfilled with bikes
Speaker 1: in the park right now, they're bringing down a ramp
Speaker 1: to get these bikes out of there. Moses, what are
Speaker 1: we looking at here? This thing is stuffed with bikes.
Speaker 1: Ride now, we have a ton of bikes in there.
Speaker 10: I should say that we had a listener who donated
Speaker 10: two bikes as well. Okay, Lynn, and you very much
Speaker 10: for the very able to facilitate that for them. So, yeah,
Speaker 10: they got a bunch of bikes. They're gonna unload them there,
Speaker 10: do we know any.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we're gonna return it back to the
Speaker 1: store tomorrow. This is this is how I can get
Speaker 1: my social media photo of the sea of bikes and
Speaker 1: then we'll see right now, just call them O crew
Speaker 1: rolling these bikes off of the U haul one by one.
Speaker 1: There's no end in sight right now, all different sized
Speaker 1: bicycles courtesy of just callm dot com.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 1: When you're about to call an attorney, think about good
Speaker 1: things like this, because this is a game changer for
Speaker 1: all these kids in their lives. And if josh Valla
Speaker 1: doesn't steal one of these bikes, there is a lot
Speaker 1: of kids that are gonna be happy on Christmas Day.
Speaker 1: It's a it's stunning. More and more of these bikes
Speaker 1: rolling out. We'll get a full count from our crew
Speaker 1: here at the event. The iHeartRadio staff helping out with
Speaker 1: every today.
Speaker 4: You know what, I'm surprised Moses hasn't done over the
Speaker 4: years because he has.
Speaker 1: Donated left and leven. I think about it every day.
Speaker 4: He's donated a lot of bikes, but he hasn't done
Speaker 4: the thing he likes to do the most, and that's
Speaker 4: put his face on them.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 4: It could be just call MO bikes with just call
Speaker 4: MO branding on me. I just don't want to subject
Speaker 4: the kids to that. And then if Josh does steal,
Speaker 4: one will know when he's riding around on it. Just bike,
Speaker 4: what's not your IQ, buddy?
Speaker 1: He just in between really popping off middle fingers over
Speaker 1: at the broadcast stage over here's helping out with bike
Speaker 1: after But look at that they're double fisting these things.
Speaker 2: They are okay, just tuning in.
Speaker 1: At a bike drive.
Speaker 3: It's all family friendly as family sort of could be.
Speaker 4: Here's a bar, yeah, I mean they's a family friendly bar.
Speaker 1: They do run wild here at Orlando.
Speaker 5: Harley David, Yeah, drop a bike, get a massage, get
Speaker 5: a beard care, get a drink and food, but most
Speaker 5: importantly know that you're doing something awesome, especially for the
Speaker 5: kids here locally.
Speaker 1: It is great.
Speaker 2: Man there Moore and hold the Knight's Kid Zone.
Speaker 5: That's exactly what it's going to and super thankful, especially
Speaker 5: to Moses.
Speaker 1: I mean, how long have you guys been doing this? Now?
Speaker 1: Ten years? Ten years plus?
Speaker 10: I going on is one of my favorite things that
Speaker 10: you guys do, because I say this every year, but
Speaker 10: I think like as a kid waking up on Christmas,
Speaker 10: having like a bike under the tree store like the
Speaker 10: most pure form of Christmas joy, and that you guys
Speaker 10: help you facilitate that for so many kids.
Speaker 1: Across Central Florida. I do think it's absolutely fantastic.
Speaker 5: Actually have an audio of Sean when he got a
Speaker 5: bike yep under his tree many years ago.
Speaker 1: This is awesome. It see, it was weird because I
Speaker 1: was born with that voice and then it turned into
Speaker 1: like chipmunk and then back yeah, back again. It's been
Speaker 1: a wild ride. This has weird puberty and just the
Speaker 1: water out there, that well water will do it to
Speaker 1: you absolutely.
Speaker 2: Moses, what's your least favorite thing that we've ever done?
Speaker 1: There must be a long list of them.
Speaker 10: Oh, you probably subjected me to self, but that wasn't
Speaker 10: as much fun as it was. I wasn't thrilled about
Speaker 10: having to do the roast, if I'm being honest.
Speaker 1: Oh, you did a great job. It came out all right.
Speaker 1: But you know, I don't think I ever actually agreed
Speaker 1: to that. I heard different things.
Speaker 10: I think other people may have agreed on my behalf
Speaker 10: without consulting that job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll give you some thought. There's gotta be something.
Speaker 1: When you watch it back, you're gonna be like I
Speaker 1: nailed it. You're gonna think that you did a great job.
Speaker 2: There's some future stuff that I'm sure you're gonna put
Speaker 2: down that.
Speaker 1: As well as well. Look, there's more roasts to come.
Speaker 1: I do want to bring up something I told you
Speaker 1: guys at the beginning of the show. I said, there's
Speaker 1: more new information about that Royal Caribbean lawsuit we talked about,
Speaker 1: and it's kind of changed my mind a little bit.
Speaker 1: Excuse us, we're right by the interstate here. It's kind
Speaker 1: of change my mind just a little bit about this case.
Speaker 1: I want to see what Moses thinks about this. The
Speaker 1: best tacks on this MO was this guy was on
Speaker 1: a real Caribbean cruise, had the drink pass had thirty
Speaker 1: three drinks in some period of time.
Speaker 2: Before Child's played for you too. Let's be honest, that's
Speaker 2: a lot man.
Speaker 1: Thirty I know, maybe thirty three cruise drinks is only,
Speaker 1: like they said a matter.
Speaker 4: Of hours, but they didn't say how many hours thirty
Speaker 4: three drink throughout a day.
Speaker 1: There's doable. There's still limitations on these drinks. And I'll
Speaker 1: take the bogs challenge. I'll make this happen. Have a
Speaker 1: cruise document the doable. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wait, so you've had thirty three in one cruise day.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it went to thirty three, but
Speaker 1: they get pretty high. He tried. This guy didn't go
Speaker 1: well for him. He started freaking out and the crui
Speaker 1: staff tried to subdue him. He was trying to kick
Speaker 1: his way into some cabins where people were staying, et cetera,
Speaker 1: et cetera, and then they injected him with something to
Speaker 1: like sedate him the cruise ship. Then he died.
Speaker 3: That's why the family is now suing as a result.
Speaker 1: Of his cruise. But the piece of information that I
Speaker 1: heard was that they stuffed him into a fridge for
Speaker 1: the remainder of the cruise until they got his body back,
Speaker 1: just because that particular ship might not have like a
Speaker 1: proper morgue. But they don't have any like big I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess the big unit to keep a body cold
Speaker 1: in case of a debt becudge what they have.
Speaker 4: Cruise deaths are pretty rare so it as it turns out,
Speaker 4: when you die on a cruise ship, oftentimes they store
Speaker 4: your dead body in the walking That's terrible.
Speaker 1: That's overboard. If it's me, bury me at sea right out.
Speaker 1: You take all the food out of it, you know,
Speaker 1: I thought. And the way they said it did they.
Speaker 2: Say they also like kind of choked them out a
Speaker 2: little bit.
Speaker 3: The article said they, you know, because of this, he
Speaker 3: was like held down.
Speaker 1: And it's the family's lawsuit, so of course it's obviously
Speaker 1: things in the best light for their lawsuit here. But
Speaker 1: they said, hey, afterwards they took this guy's body, they
Speaker 1: weren't in any rush to get him off the ship.
Speaker 1: They put him in a fridge on the ship. And
Speaker 1: the story I saw it might have been hyperbolic, but
Speaker 1: it said they stuffed him in the refrigerator for the
Speaker 1: remainder of and they have a cruises I thought, not
Speaker 1: this one, did not?
Speaker 2: I think should they put him next to the Taketo me?
Speaker 1: Look, Royal Caribbean cruise ships are huge, not all of them,
Speaker 1: some of the older. Maybe it's an old one when
Speaker 1: this happened, because I'm used to seeing these big ones
Speaker 1: that they've been bringing out there. If that, if that
Speaker 1: family approached you, did you think they have a good
Speaker 1: case against this cruise line for the sedating the guy, Well,
Speaker 1: it's certainly worth investigating.
Speaker 10: I mean, I could tell you the most common lawsuit
Speaker 10: against cruise ships are related to people being over served alcohol,
Speaker 10: whether it results in injuries or a fight or something
Speaker 10: along those lots. So here you really have kind of
Speaker 10: two issues. Number one, the being overserved. Number two, what
Speaker 10: did they inject him with? Was it the right amount
Speaker 10: we talked about.
Speaker 4: Fol or it's no, it's a sedative called hallow paradol
Speaker 4: haload right, So did they do the correct dosage?
Speaker 10: Was there some sort of malpractice or negligence and that injection?
Speaker 10: So there's there's a couple of things to look at here. Obviously,
Speaker 10: you know, the the overserving is very sedacious, but slacious.
Speaker 1: But the it could be to the injection. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: works both ways.
Speaker 5: I mean, I just I have never I guess I
Speaker 5: haven't really considered that they could just inject you with something.
Speaker 5: It seems yeah, maybe we have to go back to
Speaker 5: the drawing board that it react well.
Speaker 1: Often ordered the injection.
Speaker 5: Well, you know as well, I don't strap somebody down.
Speaker 5: I mean, you see someone in an airplane. They have
Speaker 5: yet to inject somebody who's freaking out. They've duct taped them.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they can on a flight, but
Speaker 1: they do. Definitely, the police and ambulance workers will do this.
Speaker 1: I've seen many a story. There was a famous one
Speaker 1: where this young guy had a hood over his head
Speaker 1: with just ieholes cut out, and he was just like
Speaker 1: a strange kid. And he went to a gas station
Speaker 1: and they called nine to one one and the police
Speaker 1: caught up with them, and they were saying, Hey, what
Speaker 1: are you doing here? What the hell is going on?
Speaker 1: Speaking of that? What was that noise? I just heard
Speaker 1: stag about the stage because I don't see you later, folks.
Speaker 1: But they they said, in his case, the paramedics injected
Speaker 1: him while the cops held him down with ketamine. So
Speaker 1: it's something that law enforcement does and I guess they
Speaker 1: must have some authority to the circumstances.
Speaker 10: You know, they could use you know, reasonable force to
Speaker 10: subdue somebody. The question becomes whether it's reasonable and whether
Speaker 10: they did it correctly. You know, obviously with when you're
Speaker 10: using a drug like that, a sedative, if you give
Speaker 10: somebody the wrong dose, give somebody too much, they can't
Speaker 10: kill them. So you know they're gonna have to look
Speaker 10: at that as well. Here the ship in question is
Speaker 10: the Navigator of the Seas.
Speaker 4: And how it was launched the twenty fifth of January
Speaker 4: two thousand and two, which in cruise years, that's.
Speaker 1: A pretty old both two and thirty years old. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like dog yars, but cruise years. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And let's see, it's only the length is one thy
Speaker 4: and twenty feet four inches, so like you know, it
Speaker 4: holds three thousand inches thirty eight hundred people passengers plus
Speaker 4: additional crew. That's not the biggest ship they have now
Speaker 4: that it doesn't have a facility.
Speaker 1: Dead bodies going the fridge ships and that's what appears
Speaker 1: to have happened here. As all this is going down
Speaker 1: and we're talking to Moses, the just CALLMO crew is
Speaker 1: rolling out bike after bike after bike after bike bike.
Speaker 4: I don't know if they picked the right spot to
Speaker 4: put off. They're gonna have to get rid of the
Speaker 4: picnic table. Well, now we are really talking. This is
Speaker 4: a significant amount of bikes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good luck from the iHeart crew, a total on this.
Speaker 1: The good news for our folks helping out here today
Speaker 1: is these are all put together all right.
Speaker 3: The least the ones that I'm seeing right.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 1: All the listeners here are gonna have anywhere to sit
Speaker 1: and hang out on bikes. There's nowhere to park. There's
Speaker 1: nowhere to sit. Folks, Just drop the bike off and
Speaker 1: move on. That's what.
Speaker 2: Grab yourself a massage and a drink and some delicious
Speaker 2: burgers if.
Speaker 1: You do want to come by. Fowler said, hey, vallet
Speaker 1: park your car though, don't worry about parking. You're gonna
Speaker 1: get flipped off. Watch out birds coming out again there.
Speaker 1: So we'll get a total on these. Wait until you
Speaker 1: turned your head. He waited until you your head check.
Speaker 1: Lets you need some deniability, a little plausible deniability for him,
Speaker 1: I think. Okay, So we're gonna take a quick break.
Speaker 1: When we come back, we'll get an update on what's
Speaker 1: happening with these bikes. How many Christmases are we saving here?
Speaker 3: What's this look like?
Speaker 1: And we're not even done because we're gonna hand and
Speaker 1: the baton over to the Jim Colbert Shop. Four more
Speaker 1: hours of bringing in bikes and helping kids and changing
Speaker 1: the world for them, one bike at a time. The
Speaker 1: Bike Drive rolls on, so does our broadcast. All of
Speaker 1: that is coming up next in the news Junkie. We're
Speaker 1: out here today live and we've been happy to be
Speaker 1: out here. It's now quite nice, honestly. We are on
Speaker 1: a stage right by at Interstate in front of Orlando.
Speaker 1: Harley Davidson a great partner to work with, and there
Speaker 1: are thousands of people in attendance.
Speaker 3: Just kidding, there's really nowhere for you to park, but
Speaker 3: there's people.
Speaker 1: Who brought up bikes all day long and they're going
Speaker 1: to continue to bring these bikes up. We just got
Speaker 1: a super charge from just call MO and MO to
Speaker 1: WIT and we've got the crew. We have the number.
Speaker 1: We don't have the final number from this though, but
Speaker 1: we're gonna get it before we get out of here today. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: we'll see what number we're at and then we'll pass
Speaker 1: that off to the next show number.
Speaker 3: Moses doesn't quite know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know nothing. I don't know nothing about this.
Speaker 1: But we are going to get the final tally on
Speaker 1: this before we wrap things up today. It's been great
Speaker 1: to be out here and you still have lots of
Speaker 1: time again. If you're elsewhere, you can go to real
Speaker 1: Radio dot FM slash Bikes. If you're around here, stop
Speaker 1: by a place get a great deal on a bike.
Speaker 1: This beautiful one next to me, I mean, I'm not
Speaker 1: above it. It's a Blaze ozone five hundred. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: I mean pretty in pink.
Speaker 4: And this one, for some reason, Blaze ozone five hundred
Speaker 4: doesn't sound pink to me.
Speaker 2: It sounds like I could smoke it.
Speaker 1: It is a bicycle and with training we else and
Speaker 1: just a gorge one. Honestly if you look at it
Speaker 1: here but you you can grab these bikes off, all
Speaker 1: different sizes, for all different sized little kids and make
Speaker 1: a difference on during the im.
Speaker 5: Going back to our notes about the broadcast, is a
Speaker 5: four tomorrow text.
Speaker 2: From you, Sean Watson. I believe that you said redo
Speaker 2: the bike race.
Speaker 1: I say it's a question mark. I think it was
Speaker 1: a question mark. We will have to do that some year.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know about we don't have enough
Speaker 1: room to do because you don't know how to ride
Speaker 1: a bike. It is how to ride a bike without
Speaker 1: training wheel. I mean, I've done this exact bit before.
Speaker 1: It's on every time she did when how many time
Speaker 1: to two times?
Speaker 5: I think, But let's go back to the beginning of
Speaker 5: the segment where I couldn't pick up my.
Speaker 1: Game. But you take your victory where you can get.
Speaker 1: It's been a weird year.
Speaker 2: Be need a lot of soup with bread balls?
Speaker 1: Really, so are you just are you packing on all
Speaker 1: those bread balls before the end of the year and
Speaker 1: you start working all right?
Speaker 2: All right, and then I'm going to stab myself with.
Speaker 1: I just know you said new Year, New you. You're
Speaker 1: you're looking to kind of get ripped a little bit.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna get ripped. I'm gonna get shots. I'm gonna
Speaker 5: be well, I mean one thousand, going to be doing
Speaker 5: some sort of ozempic or do it.
Speaker 1: You don't need that though, I mean, really, you just.
Speaker 5: Need to get I'm wearing spanks right now. Been my
Speaker 5: intestines like where they should be are different places.
Speaker 1: I think I don't want to go too deep on
Speaker 1: Sabrina's body as a content motif. Stop. But I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think you've really even fluctuated that much during
Speaker 1: the show. We have both of us much more so.
Speaker 1: I think, is there a when you go into the
Speaker 1: place and you're gonna get ozembic. Wouldn't they be like, you're.
Speaker 5: Not big enough, You're not you don't have And then
Speaker 5: I showed my shiny, thick credit card and I said, well, I.
Speaker 1: Was told I was too big for it at one point.
Speaker 1: I don't know how strong you think this is, sir,
Speaker 1: But we haven't got listen. We're physicians, We're not miracle. Wait,
Speaker 1: do you hear the word. When you hear the word,
Speaker 1: it's super oz epic. Give us a call. We'll chit chat.
Speaker 1: But I got it from somewhere else. That was just
Speaker 1: one facility that told me that. And I said, you
Speaker 1: went down to the veterinar area, much like the.
Speaker 5: Ozone Ganza bike that we have in front of us there,
Speaker 5: and there are people that are willing to do I.
Speaker 1: Am starting to feel and I hate to say this,
Speaker 1: on account of what the emailer said earlier. Things I
Speaker 1: thought I thought about the bike driving today. But the
Speaker 1: other day in the studio for school mic, it was
Speaker 1: Forrest's birthday and for this has been without a job,
Speaker 1: and I said, well, we've got to try to do
Speaker 1: something fun for his birthday. And I said, you know,
Speaker 1: here's his venmo. And a couple of people sent money.
Speaker 1: I said, if you send twenty bucks, I'll do five
Speaker 1: perfect push ups. Oh that's why you were doing push
Speaker 1: ups in the studio, and the people did. The people
Speaker 1: sent the money to Forrest, and I felt good about
Speaker 1: that because he's he's a destitute and impoverished at the moment.
Speaker 1: But I I'm sure he loves you saying that he's
Speaker 1: over the moon. He's over the more. And but I
Speaker 1: I did those push ups and now it makes me
Speaker 1: unfit to ride a bike.
Speaker 5: Do you remember when we started the year and he's like,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna get up to how many two I can run?
Speaker 2: But you talked about it every week until you stopped
Speaker 2: talking about it.
Speaker 1: I I wanted to do. I don't I don't know
Speaker 1: if I said seven minutes, but I was trying to
Speaker 1: say sub whatever minutes, maybe sub seven minutes a lot?
Speaker 1: Uh No, I did. My first one was ten sub
Speaker 1: ten I'm still running. I'm still running to this day.
Speaker 1: I run every single day.
Speaker 2: I live so close to you, and I haven't seen
Speaker 2: the run yet.
Speaker 1: Well, you got to move around to get out of
Speaker 1: the neighborhood. You'll see me out there. I'm right by
Speaker 1: the What do you wear when you run? I wear
Speaker 1: what depends on what kind of day it is. No,
Speaker 1: I don't have talk short No, No, ain't top full shirt.
Speaker 1: It's it's weird because I've got one AirPod in but
Speaker 1: it keeps falling out, so I have to run with
Speaker 1: my hand on my ear the whole time. It's not
Speaker 1: it's not. It's not for Runners magazine. He's running like
Speaker 1: Sabrina doing karaoke.
Speaker 2: It's and his nipples are bleeding, just like when I
Speaker 2: do karaoke.
Speaker 1: I'm looking wounded, but I get the job done. Can
Speaker 1: I beat seven minutes? Hell no. But maybe in the
Speaker 1: next year or so, maybe you'll get ripped and we'll.
Speaker 2: Be running alongside.
Speaker 1: You'll be doing it together, We'll be running, we'll be
Speaker 1: breaking records. You know.
Speaker 2: I can't wait for that new year. Knew us.
Speaker 1: Imagine if we did a show where the whole thing
Speaker 1: was us running up. They already have that podcast Running
Speaker 1: Together podcast?
Speaker 4: Was that a thing?
Speaker 1: Run? And then right after the Florida No, I want
Speaker 1: to do it during the run, just do an Eating
Speaker 1: together past chicken bone. That sounds a lot better now
Speaker 1: that I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 2: I'm hungry.
Speaker 1: They're counting up the bikes here at Orlando, Harley Davidson,
Speaker 1: and in our final segment of the day, we're going
Speaker 1: to get a tally on what we've got here before
Speaker 1: we hand the microphones over to the Jim Colbert Show.
Speaker 1: And that gives you more of an opportunity if you're
Speaker 1: trying to finish up work right now, get to a
Speaker 1: place where you can get a bike to do exactly that.
Speaker 1: So I hope you'll do it. What we're going to
Speaker 1: do is we're going to take one final break. When
Speaker 1: we come back, we'll do the final dispatches. We haven't
Speaker 1: done any of them today. We'll do the stories that
Speaker 1: didn't make the cut. And of course today I learned
Speaker 1: to wrap every thing up for a Wednesday. Huge thank
Speaker 1: you to Mode Wit crew. Thank you guys over at
Speaker 1: just commo dot com.
Speaker 3: As we get a tally on this and see what
Speaker 3: I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Thanks also the Core flooring Orlando Harley Davidson for uh,
Speaker 1: you know, being a part of the event. It's great.
Speaker 5: And to ends o Kayla Coach Speedy for helping build
Speaker 5: the bikes for now I believe eight hours and continuing.
Speaker 5: We also have all our lovely people who have been
Speaker 5: serving us food and drink the whole time, and massages
Speaker 5: inside and beard care if you have time to be
Speaker 5: you've got a beard, or if you were in the
Speaker 5: closet this bike.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well come on over, we still got time motorcycle.
Speaker 1: Sorry to everything up. Be generous by a motorcycle for
Speaker 1: a kid. All of it is coming up next on
Speaker 1: the news, Chunkie. We are back to wrap things up
Speaker 1: at our annual Bike Drive event today. We're at Orlando
Speaker 1: Harley Davidson, which has been a great.
Speaker 2: Spot to be ye, thank you so much for having us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and thanks for everybody putting up with the show today.
Speaker 1: I know things are a little bit different. Tried to
Speaker 1: give you content and the bike Drive all at the
Speaker 1: same time.
Speaker 4: I was inside the showroom because we had to go
Speaker 4: in there to use the bathroom. Yeah, some of these
Speaker 4: bikes are a lot more like high tech than I.
Speaker 1: Think you were. He didn't go touching.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't touch it, but I talked to one
Speaker 4: of the salespeople and I was like, those are pretty
Speaker 4: big screens on these bikes.
Speaker 1: Do they have car play? He goes, Oh, all the
Speaker 1: new ones have car play built in GPS screen. I
Speaker 1: know that they have loud speakers because I got a
Speaker 1: couple of people who cruised to my neighborhood and just
Speaker 1: blast their music on their motorcycle. As Loud wrote about
Speaker 1: it on next Door, they are just blasted.
Speaker 2: It's pretty close.
Speaker 1: I I don't hate it, but there are some lovely
Speaker 1: people working here helping us out to get everything going.
Speaker 1: We are doing a final count right now. Our guy
Speaker 1: Brandon's on the case. Seelane interrupted him right when he
Speaker 1: was at the end of his countel Like goes how many,
Speaker 1: and Brandon goes, He's had to start over because really
Speaker 1: hijacked his count.
Speaker 2: But he's got a clicker though.
Speaker 1: He does as a very serious ordeal here. How many
Speaker 1: years we've been doing this and I haven't seen anybody
Speaker 1: bring one of those before. No, he's just how professional
Speaker 1: Brandon is. He's that kind of guy for God.
Speaker 5: A big shout out the Paramore as well. Who's been
Speaker 5: helping U. I mean since this morning as everyone parked,
Speaker 5: how do we get out of here? It was a
Speaker 5: really successful event at least on our part. Good luck
Speaker 5: Jim Colbert check that's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those of you here locally, we're going to toss
Speaker 1: the baton over, as I said in the last minute,
Speaker 1: to see what else is out there, what's in store.
Speaker 1: There's four more hours. That's a lot of time to
Speaker 1: bring in some more bikes, to change.
Speaker 2: These counts than beautiful weather.
Speaker 1: Christmas and make sure everything is as good as it
Speaker 1: could be for kids who are otherwise struggling.
Speaker 3: So thank you for hanging out with us today.
Speaker 1: We appreciate it big. Thanks to Moses de Witch. Nice
Speaker 1: round o bikes here whoa. You can hear some of
Speaker 1: the motorcycles in the background. We had some guests, uh
Speaker 1: or that s mo? I mean maybe went on the
Speaker 1: food trucks Old Mexican for lunch. Things are acting up
Speaker 1: a little bit. Hey, I did see. I did see
Speaker 1: Mos up there bringing in another bike as we speak here.
Speaker 1: I did. I did see Moses that you are back
Speaker 1: on the horse, as they say, I think, and you have.
Speaker 1: You've gone back after some time being retired to the
Speaker 1: chicken parm game. I never retired. I saw a slow
Speaker 1: down in chicken parm content. You know, I might have
Speaker 1: been busy with some other things. But we're back at it,
Speaker 1: and now it's fired back up and it's ready to go.
Speaker 2: And check under your seat because we've got a chicken bar.
Speaker 1: You we don't unfort did you did you seek out
Speaker 1: a chicken parm when you were all the way in Hawaii?
Speaker 1: Or no?
Speaker 10: No, there was a food truck that had chicken parm,
Speaker 10: but I opted, I did did not get it.
Speaker 1: I opted not to get it. So we didn't do
Speaker 1: one there done that would your wife had just rolled
Speaker 1: her eyes at you like she does that any So
Speaker 1: you're kidding me right now, still doing the chicken parm.
Speaker 1: I mean, to this day, she says it's the dumbest
Speaker 1: thing I've ever done. Guess what, Guess what it's working.
Speaker 1: People want to know what the best chicken par probably
Speaker 1: number one question, like get and and you're the guy
Speaker 1: who knows.
Speaker 4: My wife ever told me something was the dumbest thing
Speaker 4: I've ever done. My instant response would be, Nope, that
Speaker 4: was marriage.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna use that one just like that. All right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Mo Mo is always helping us out every single year
Speaker 1: on the bike drive event, and I mean we couldn't
Speaker 1: do it without him, honestly. So that's why wake you
Speaker 1: have a We just have a lot of bike numbers
Speaker 1: would be shrunk down quite a bit.
Speaker 2: And thank you bus Decker and Joshua for your help
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, can we now talk about your employee bus Echer.
Speaker 1: Do we have time to air? Okay, you're right, Jimmy
Speaker 1: can start later. I don't know, and we got plenty
Speaker 1: of time. I don't know if you're aware of this
Speaker 1: or not. But this bus Decker guy who now represents
Speaker 1: just CALLM dot com. Let's not get carried away. He's
Speaker 1: a bloyed As as we all pulled into the parking lot,
Speaker 1: he took up two parking spaces. Double park. There's no
Speaker 1: more spots that just call mo. Van is like man
Speaker 1: spreading the equivalent of man spreading in between two spots.
Speaker 10: Actually, when I pulled in the parking lot, I did
Speaker 10: the same thing you did, tried to park next to
Speaker 10: the van and saw the exact same thing.
Speaker 1: You're blocked by your own van, blocked by by the van.
Speaker 1: But his response was when you get here at six
Speaker 1: forty five in the morning, you can do whatever you want. Yeah,
Speaker 1: problem is everybody after that you go like you get
Speaker 1: that flash in your head. You're like, oh, hell yeah,
Speaker 1: spot right right, son of a bitch. There were two
Speaker 1: like that in this parking lot. So I think I'm
Speaker 1: not saying fire him, but maybe if we can time out,
Speaker 1: some sort of elongated time out. Might be take the
Speaker 1: van away and make it ride a bike home. It
Speaker 1: could be. It is a sweet fan. I mean, I
Speaker 1: hate to hate to do that. All right, We're going
Speaker 1: to do the final dispatches stories that did make the
Speaker 1: cut today and to wrap everything up for a Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Let's see what we got here. In fact, I don't
Speaker 1: know if we've done We haven't done a single dispatch.
Speaker 1: We have not okay, so let me bring these up
Speaker 1: here live on the show and get a couple of
Speaker 1: looking there. But there's no warnings or messages about it
Speaker 1: that I can think of that say anything that would
Speaker 1: alarm me that we're not going to make it to
Speaker 1: the final seven minutes of the show. There is somebody
Speaker 1: who has a suggestion for some brief watching you might
Speaker 1: want to do before your visect to me tomorrow Sea Lane.
Speaker 1: So let's hear what they have to say. Let's see
Speaker 1: educational film I've ever seen on the sect.
Speaker 11: To me is when I watched RHTT and link from
Speaker 11: Good Mythic Morning get viseectames together in the same office
Speaker 11: at the same day, same time. All that very insightful,
Speaker 11: very much good to know information about how everything works.
Speaker 1: I don't think I know anyone well enough that I
Speaker 1: could go with to get such a thing.
Speaker 11: I fire getting such a thing, so I guess it'd
Speaker 11: be a solo operation for me, my dad, and I
Speaker 11: think it just be clear it.
Speaker 1: Is for you too, right, You're not going with a paler,
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: There is a family member of mine who I think
Speaker 4: was a little disappointed at the timing because he prides
Speaker 4: himself on picking up his friends from vasectomies. He's like,
Speaker 4: oh man, i'm again, I'm not gonna be able to
Speaker 4: pick you up.
Speaker 1: You know, I've picked up this person from there, but
Speaker 1: this person is this person, and.
Speaker 4: I can't pick you up because he just got his
Speaker 4: knee replaced, so like on Monday, he's recovering from that. Ye,
Speaker 4: I mean, it's more important, it's very much. It's very
Speaker 4: much more important. But one of one of his regrets
Speaker 4: was not being able to uh take me to and
Speaker 4: from myscon.
Speaker 5: It's very interesting that we have this beautiful broadcast where
Speaker 5: we are helping the children, and still.
Speaker 1: So much about the vasectomy. Oh ayod'y supposed to do
Speaker 1: about it. Let me let him finish here because he
Speaker 1: has a movie recommendation.
Speaker 11: Last time, a major like gallbladder issue that actually they
Speaker 11: thought was his heart for like a week, okay, in
Speaker 11: the hospital for like a week because they were worried
Speaker 11: there's something wrong with his heart. And then they figured out, oh,
Speaker 11: you've got like forty five gallstones that are infected and
Speaker 11: it's terrible. So he had to have surgery. That was
Speaker 11: before they did laproscopic and all that stuff. So it
Speaker 11: was a big old incision. And he said, you know what,
Speaker 11: while you're in there, I know I have a few
Speaker 11: hernias and let's just go.
Speaker 1: So actually this is valuable. You could do this when
Speaker 1: you go to get the physactomy and go while I'm
Speaker 1: opened up. You know, he was talking about somebody else.
Speaker 1: There could be rocks or whatever in there. Yet, of course,
Speaker 1: how do you think they're going to do anything?
Speaker 2: Of don't go through the.
Speaker 1: Through the wall. How do you think that they enter
Speaker 1: through the urine? There? Your house drops You might be
Speaker 1: in for one tomorrow. That's how it actually goes down.
Speaker 1: How it does, of course, right through the end with
Speaker 1: it with a number two pencil. They start crying, you know,
Speaker 1: and then they get down to where they need to
Speaker 1: problem solved, just like that.
Speaker 5: My god, I don't think you can bogo it. I
Speaker 5: tried to do the same when I got my colonoskar Wait.
Speaker 1: I will tell you there are many, as you can see.
Speaker 1: I don't need to play them, see, but there are
Speaker 1: many show video dispatches, audio dispatches, all these folks who
Speaker 1: are sending in info to get ready for you tomorrow. Now,
Speaker 1: wabb it a branded? Do we get branded? Do we
Speaker 1: have an update?
Speaker 2: We have a brand?
Speaker 1: He gave up to thirty two to thirty. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: that's amazing, Thank you so much. Wow. Wait, we were
Speaker 1: one hundred and thirty two kids Christmas is I don't
Speaker 1: think you counted the one behind me. Yeah, we did
Speaker 1: it all right. Two hundred and thirty three bikes here
Speaker 1: for the annual Bike Drive event, and every single one
Speaker 1: of those is a kid who legitimately their life is
Speaker 1: is now going to be better because of this. Now,
Speaker 1: don't forget for those of you here locally, you got
Speaker 1: four more hours to pull this off. The Jim Colbert
Speaker 1: Show is going to be here when you get off work,
Speaker 1: you know, when you have a little extra time to
Speaker 1: maybe go to Walmart or one of these places where
Speaker 1: you get a great deal, and we hope that you'll
Speaker 1: swing out here to Orlando Harley Davidson in the meantime.
Speaker 1: Absolutely so a big thanks to them for having us out.
Speaker 2: Thanks you again.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all information, Real Radio, DOFM slash Bike and big
Speaker 5: thanks everyone who has contributed and especially to our promo
Speaker 5: team has been absolutely amazing and looking forward to seeing
Speaker 5: the final number at the end of Jim Colbert Show.
Speaker 1: Mo all cases. We absolutely appreciate what you do for
Speaker 1: this event every single year. It's awesome. You are the best.
Speaker 1: Everybody just CALLM dot com. That's why you dial that
Speaker 1: number after an accident. Let's get the hell out of here, friends,
Speaker 1: Let's do today.
Speaker 2: I learned.
Speaker 8: The following information may make you feel smarter, but will
Speaker 8: not actually increase your IQ, So don't get cocky.
Speaker 1: What we call today learn it is today I learned
Speaker 1: for a Wednesday, December tenth, twenty twenty five. Thank you
Speaker 1: for being here with us today for an annual event.
Speaker 1: We're back in the studio tomorrow and we'll do the
Speaker 1: AI sketch okay that we're talking about tomorrow, so we
Speaker 1: can have a little more control over it and be
Speaker 1: in the studio and those of you who are watching
Speaker 1: the stream will be able to see what's going on.
Speaker 1: Tune in tomorrow for that. Good luck and the whole
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, best of luck to you. The ceiling, yes, good,
Speaker 1: especially if they're going through that, that that whole world.
Speaker 2: It's good. We're else gonna life stream that you're.
Speaker 1: Gonna need it. I think let's see here today learned.
Speaker 1: Let's move down the line a little bit. Today, learn
Speaker 1: about this movie right here. That's right, The Lion King
Speaker 1: is indeed correct, the Lion King. And you're asking, what's
Speaker 1: the today I learned about this? Well, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: there's an alternate, alternate ending to The Lion King where
Speaker 1: Scar defeats Simba by throwing him off Pride Rock to
Speaker 1: a fire, then consume Scar, who stands there laughing maniacally
Speaker 1: while he burns to death. Disney said, I think this
Speaker 1: might be a little bit too dark, you don't say, Disney,
Speaker 1: I agree that sounds a little bit too dark for
Speaker 1: the Lion King franchise. All right, that's it for us.
Speaker 1: It's time to get to the final. Today I learned
Speaker 1: which is right here, maybe fitting on account of the
Speaker 1: Harley Dealership to learn this band Steppenwolf. Steppenwolf is correct
Speaker 1: Born to be Wild. Friend. Indeed, if you want to
Speaker 1: get get one of these motorcycles, I would suggest you
Speaker 1: check them out because they're pretty darn Come and this song,
Speaker 1: Born to Be Wild by Steven Off, one of the
Speaker 1: most American songs, actually belongs to a Canadian rock band,
Speaker 1: The Canadians Got Us again Ory and it's sung by
Speaker 1: a German vocalist by the name of John. The Canadians
Speaker 1: and the Germans. How could they do it? Thank you
Speaker 1: so much for hanging out with us. We're back tomorrow,
Speaker 1: the same time, same place. Miss ending the show. Get
Speaker 1: the podcast over at the news Junkie dot com. We'll
Speaker 1: see it tomorrow. Everybody to me