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Speaker 3: A last man standing question, what's the dumbest thing you've

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Speaker 3: done on a dare? Okay, that and more today here

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Speaker 3: on The Woody Show, starting with this weird ass story

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Speaker 3: in the news. This chicken China nearly died after eating

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Speaker 3: almost nothing but vegetables and using laxatives for two weeks.

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Speaker 3: That'll do it, because she was trying to fit into

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Speaker 7: We've all been there, ladies.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So, she said that she lost strength in her

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Speaker 3: arms and legs, she struggled to breathe, and when the

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Speaker 3: doctor's tested her blood, her potassium level was dangerously low

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Speaker 4: You know what that inspires me to maybe even try that. Yeah, So, Greg,

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Speaker 4: you're either overweight or just on weight right now? Really okay,

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Speaker 4: which is crazy?

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Speaker 3: Not to be trusted, which which is insane.

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Speaker 4: And when your doctor does nothing but talk about that,

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Speaker 4: you show up with like a laceration and well, let's

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Speaker 4: discuss your weight.

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Speaker 8: That's very old. That doesn't sound yeah, this is this

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Speaker 8: a really old person old is yeah, yeah, not that

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Speaker 8: at all. Yeah, I'm skinny, right yeah, because Greg is

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Speaker 8: morbidly obese, I mean.

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Speaker 3: Gay fat gay will which is which is not incorrect.

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Speaker 3: nine eight seven. A couple of weird ass stories in

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Speaker 3: the news. This guy in Orlando, he robbed a restaurant

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Speaker 3: at Disney. You know they have Disney Springs, the Downtown

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Speaker 3: Disney are in Orlando. They don't call it Downtown Disney.

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Speaker 3: They used to, and now it's just called Disney Springs,

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Speaker 3: I think right, or is it? Is it separated in

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Speaker 3: this restaurant was. It was in the Disney Springs area

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Speaker 3: and uh Paddlefish restaurant. The police say that after midnight

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Speaker 3: the restaurant was closed. The robber swam up to the restaurant,

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Speaker 3: then swam off. She's all in the span of about

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Speaker 3: He had a like professional scuba gear to do all this.

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Speaker 8: That's crazy.

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Speaker 4: What did he look like?

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Speaker 8: He was in black licra and had a snorkel.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like he swam up.

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Speaker 8: That's rob And it is like Downtown Disney. It's the

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Speaker 3: Did they have like a Paradise Peer or something like that.

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Speaker 8: They called They used to call this Downtown Disney.

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Speaker 3: No Disney Spring in Orlando.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, damn, that's crazy.

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Speaker 3: The weird crime story woman in Canada. She came home

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Speaker 3: he tunneled into this chick's apartment.

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Speaker 7: I know he just wants a complimentary thought she was hot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, right, take initiative these days, that happened.

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Speaker 4: He wants to get noticed. Why even try? But that's

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Speaker 4: but that's uh, that's happened.

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Speaker 3: I feel more often recently where you hear about guys

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Speaker 4: It's usually a jewelry store, and they'll.

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Speaker 3: Come in through the wall or in then through the

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Speaker 4: There was a story in then was I think just

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Speaker 8: Can you imagine like living in your crawl space?

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Speaker 3: I would love that.

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Speaker 4: There's like, yeah, there's been stores where like people living

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Speaker 9: Yeah, there's a movie that came out called Roofman with

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Speaker 9: Chantitaneum Channon. Yeah, it's it's based off a real story

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Speaker 9: off this guy that lived at a Toys to Us

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Speaker 4: So, yeah, he was living on the roof. Yeah, he

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Speaker 3: Greg, I tried, and I know menace. We were looking

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Speaker 3: to try those new Reese's oreo. Yeah, yeah, I saw him.

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Speaker 3: I saw them at the grocery store.

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Speaker 3: I saw them. Oh you did buy them?

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Speaker 9: Okay, Because I was like, dude, this shows the power

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Speaker 9: of ze bound because I saw him and I didn't

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Speaker 4: Really, I'm like the old me would have been like happened?

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Speaker 3: Let me cop fiveas. Yeah, I just bought the one

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Speaker 3: because you know, my wife and I are both uh huh,

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Speaker 4: Most people, although our kids. That's the thing. We can

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Speaker 3: That's what I think too. Like the kids like they'll

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Speaker 4: The Reese's peanut butter that's around. To fine, that's what

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Speaker 4: Bizarre. Now this Reese's Oreo thing, is this the one

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Speaker 4: with the cream on top? No, no, there's the chunks inside. No, no,

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Speaker 4: it's different. This is just the Oreo cookie, but it's

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Speaker 3: And then Reese's did something with Oreo where yes, I

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Speaker 3: think they have like chunks. They did see something where

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Speaker 9: We're confused then, because I was talking about something else.

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Speaker 9: It's like it looks like the King packs the four

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Speaker 9: Oreo collap right.

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Speaker 4: Well, I saw those too. I didn't.

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Speaker 3: I didn't buy those. Those did not look interesting to me.

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Speaker 3: But I did buy the actual Oreos. Get them. I

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Speaker 4: Eight out of ten decent. Yeah, they're good.

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Speaker 3: But Oreo also just has regular Oreo peanut butter, whether

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Speaker 3: it's the peanut butter.

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Speaker 4: Then those are just as good.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, what's the difference.

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Speaker 3: I don't really get, you know, Like, to me, the

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Speaker 3: the Reese's peanut butter has a distinct flavor and a

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Speaker 3: distinct texture, like.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the texture and the flavor. I didn't get that.

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Speaker 4: It's kind of chalky. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't really

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Speaker 4: get that, which I love. Yeah, me too.

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Speaker 3: You say that like it sounds maybe negative. I'm not

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Speaker 3: trying to be negative positive. Yeah, No, I didn't get

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Speaker 3: like that signature Reese's like peanut butter flavor.

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Speaker 4: But it's good. But they're really good. Yeah, but the

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Speaker 4: regular peanut butter is just as good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the regular the regular ones, the ones that weren't

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Speaker 3: done in collabed with Resons those are also good, but

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Speaker 3: those are just the regular cookie aisle. They don't have

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Speaker 3: He was arrested in and taken to jail. Idiot, not

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Speaker 3: Did I say that Sienna was trying what you're about

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Speaker 4: That's a Greg gun. He has some questions for us

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Speaker 3: Because like where I went to get my driver's test,

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Speaker 4: instructor goes with you. But I did get dinged a

445
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:47,000
Speaker 4: few points because he said I was speeding, And in

446
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,960
Speaker 4: my head I thought he would think I was a

447
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:52,280
Speaker 4: total nerd If I stayed at the speed limit, I

448
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:55,840
Speaker 4: thought he's going to think I'm gray. So I went

449
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,080
Speaker 4: over the speed limit and that's where I got dinged.

450
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:01,040
Speaker 4: You're going too fast. But in my head, I thought,

451
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,920
Speaker 4: you're just gonna think I'm a total dark I'll look

452
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,960
Speaker 4: at this guy doing with his hands at ten and two, right,

453
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,720
Speaker 4: what a nerd. That's fine.

454
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,120
Speaker 3: You know, I didn't even have a permit. I went

455
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,400
Speaker 3: right from not driving to a license.

456
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,040
Speaker 4: It must vary by state, because I don't Yeah.

457
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:18,720
Speaker 3: No, if you had a certain age, you don't have

458
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:19,280
Speaker 3: to get a permit.

459
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:20,720
Speaker 4: I was eighteen.

460
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:25,280
Speaker 3: Oh that's yeah, dorks. Well I'm stuck in boarding schools.

461
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:32,880
Speaker 3: Couldn't go get your driver's license my parents. It wasn't selective. Yeah,

462
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:33,640
Speaker 3: I'm sure you were great.

463
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:36,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I was a pretty great kid.

464
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:40,760
Speaker 3: Actually, all right, So Greg Gory's driving testes are multiple choice.

465
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,040
Speaker 4: Right, yes they are. There's only three choices per question.

466
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:45,399
Speaker 4: Some of them are getting very common sense, like this one.

467
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,960
Speaker 4: When is it legal to drive off the road to

468
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:54,080
Speaker 4: pass another vehicle? If the vehicle's turning left, it is

469
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:57,480
Speaker 4: not legal under any conditions, Or if there are two

470
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 4: or more one way lanes.

471
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,080
Speaker 3: To drive off the road or to pass the car,

472
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 3: it's never legal.

473
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:09,639
Speaker 4: Never legal. Okay, well done, makes sense. Never legal.

474
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:13,639
Speaker 16: She write these down, so Samy can't pick your back up, right, answers.

475
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, they're right. I know. She didn't give it

476
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 4: an answer right away.

477
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,880
Speaker 17: Yeah, she waited until we all say exactly what I'm saying.

478
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,399
Speaker 17: So okay, all right. Well then first, okay, Sammy, okay,

479
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:26,960
Speaker 17: so sweet. When a railroad crossing is not controlled railroad,

480
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,440
Speaker 17: what is the speed limit when you are within one

481
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:33,159
Speaker 17: hundred feet and cannot see for four hundred feet in

482
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:37,480
Speaker 17: both directions? Is it fifteen miles an hour? Ten miles

483
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,440
Speaker 17: an hour or twenty five miles an hour?

484
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:40,440
Speaker 14: Fifteen?

485
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,439
Speaker 3: I wanna say ten? Yeah, Well, that's not even an

486
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:50,120
Speaker 3: option one. It's fifteen, ten or twenty five hour? Oh fifteen?

487
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, yeah.

488
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,720
Speaker 16: On all these things, it's always the smart move to

489
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 16: make the safest bet. So I'll say ten.

490
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,920
Speaker 3: Sammy and Menace are correct. Fifteen. Wow, all right, very

491
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,120
Speaker 3: job to be fair. Ten wasn't even an answer, So.

492
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:04,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.

493
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 3: We just wasn't even option. Well.

494
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 4: I knew the right answer right away, so I think

495
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 4: you hear the rest.

496
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,520
Speaker 3: I got it, all right. So I'm fifty.

497
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 4: What speed should you be driving when entering onto a

498
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:20,919
Speaker 4: highway at or near the speed of traffic? Faster than

499
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,120
Speaker 4: the speed of traffic, slower than the speed of traffic,

500
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:25,879
Speaker 4: at the speed of traffic.

501
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:26,919
Speaker 14: Or near speed of traffic?

502
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:32,399
Speaker 3: Correct? Ten miles an hour. You are all correct? Noice

503
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,360
Speaker 3: near the speed.

504
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:37,160
Speaker 16: I remember my friend got his learner and he did

505
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 16: he'd never merged onto a highway before, so he came

506
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:40,040
Speaker 16: to a dead stop here.

507
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:46,440
Speaker 4: Oh it was not fun. People suck his case.

508
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 3: First time driving, which don't go on the highway. But yeah, hey, Also,

509
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,440
Speaker 3: can you guys not be dicks? Like if you're in

510
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:55,399
Speaker 3: the far right lane and there's an on ramp where

511
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 3: traffic is merging and you have the ability to get

512
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 3: over a lane over a lane over, yeah, like there's

513
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:06,400
Speaker 3: no other place for the merging traffic to go. You're

514
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 3: in this lane, I'm here, it's mine right, not moving,

515
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,360
Speaker 3: I'm supposed to damn near stop it's an on ramp.

516
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 3: And also, don't be a dick. If you missed your

517
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 3: turn or your turn is about to be here and

518
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 3: you're in the wrong lane, correct it later. Don't just

519
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 3: go flying across all the.

520
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,879
Speaker 4: Work or stop or stop you screwed up, You screwed up,

521
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,160
Speaker 4: Go beyond your turn and correct it lane.

522
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,800
Speaker 16: Another move that I see all the time these days.

523
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 16: Let's say we are merging onto a highway. If there's

524
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Speaker 16: two of us and we've got both have space to

525
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 16: get over, and we're merging on there's a guy behind.

526
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 16: I see this all the time. Well, they'll they'll get

527
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 16: over and and and then they'll.

528
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 4: Speed up as fast as they can.

529
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 16: And then when you try to get over, they hawk

530
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 16: at you right because there mister speedy, speedy racing zoo

531
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 16: zoom zoom, and they're like, oh, how dare you merge ups?

532
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 4: You cut me off?

533
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:57,439
Speaker 3: Jack as exactly? I admit I got this one wrong. Okay.

534
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 4: How many feet away should you switch from high beam

535
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,159
Speaker 4: to low beam headlights when approaching a vehicle coming towards you? Okay,

536
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 4: nine hundred feet?

537
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 3: I mean I do it as soon as I see

538
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 3: another cargo, as soon as I see I'm not like, well,

539
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:10,680
Speaker 3: I wonder what the distance is?

540
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 4: Right?

541
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 3: Exactly? Nine hundred feet seven hundred feet five hundred feet.

542
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:18,880
Speaker 7: Five hundred.

543
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, five uh yeah, we'll say what was.

544
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 3: The middle one? Nine hundred, seven hundred, seven hundred, five hundred,

545
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 3: seven hundred. Correct answer is five hundred.

546
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 4: Wow, it is pretty well.

547
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 3: Okay.

548
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 4: This driving test made me think, too, are people a

549
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 4: good gauge of how many feet no they are between something? No?

550
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 4: Because technically I think if you're making a right turn,

551
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 4: you're supposed to signal. Is it one hundred feet before

552
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 4: the turn? How do I know how many feet away?

553
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 3: I tell people I got a ten incher. Clearly you're

554
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,639
Speaker 3: bad with that's been proven wrong. But that's just not

555
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 3: a good eyeball on it, you know. Yeah, okay, how

556
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 3: about this one? What should you do when there's a

557
00:26:55,760 --> 00:27:00,879
Speaker 3: school bus ahead that starts flashing yellow warning lights? See up? Yeah,

558
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 3: before they stopped, get around exactly what Seabat was talking about.

559
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 3: Let's get out, slow down, and prepare to stop, stop immediately,

560
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 3: and remain stopped cautiously past the school bus on the left,

561
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 3: so to stop. Yeah, the first one. They have a

562
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,440
Speaker 3: stops on the side of those things for exactly. You're

563
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 3: all correct on that one. That was easy.

564
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 16: I love it when cops will follow school buses and

565
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 16: just wait for people to be dicks.

566
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 4: And go Inevitably they get somebody print money. This one

567
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 4: I thought was odd. Which of the following is a

568
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:34,400
Speaker 4: requirement of the basic speed law?

569
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 11: All right?

570
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 4: Basic speed? Yeah, exactly right. Always drive the speed limit

571
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 4: regardless of conditions. Match your speed to your surrounding traffic.

572
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,399
Speaker 4: Never drive faster than is safe for current conditions.

573
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 3: Third one, match your speed, I'd say number one.

574
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,680
Speaker 4: Number three wood, he's the only one getting his license.

575
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 4: Number three, never drive faster than is safe for current conditions.

576
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,679
Speaker 3: I was also thinking there, but you didn't say it

577
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 3: out loud, I said my brain.

578
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 4: Okay, which of the following is an example of a

579
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 4: safe driving practice? Staring only at the middle of the road,

580
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 4: always keeping your eyes moving to scan the surroundings, or

581
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 4: using high beam headlights in the fog.

582
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 16: In the number two, what about when it's kind of

583
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 16: rainy outside, turning on your emergency flashers?

584
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 3: Right, what about that option D scanning? Yes, scanning number two? Okay,

585
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 3: you all get your license?

586
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 1: Nice?

587
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 4: Nice?

588
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:36,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, because when you first start driving, you're doing number one,

589
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:37,440
Speaker 3: where you're.

590
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 4: Just staring like right in front of you.

591
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 3: You're so afraid to even check your mirrors like you

592
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 3: do that quick head look yet vision.

593
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, just freaking out. But then I always thought, oh,

594
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 4: road conditions, if it's wet, you slow down. If it's raining, obviously,

595
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 4: But then okay, so if that means on a nice day,

596
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 4: I can speed because the weather conditions are just so beautiful.

597
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, dog, sure.

598
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 4: Shouldn't it go both ways? Argue that on that?

599
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I will break out your great demeanor I will

600
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 3: with the officer, and it's a sunny day, I can

601
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 3: go one hundred. Have you not read the manual?

602
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 1: Yeah?

603
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 4: You could do like E breaks spins and I pay

604
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 4: your salary. That's right. Give give us one more here,

605
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 4: Greg Goring, all right, you are under eighteen years of age,

606
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 4: and you have had your license for eight months.

607
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 3: Okay.

608
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 4: You may drive at any time between five am and

609
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 4: eleven pm.

610
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 3: I give me one more time. I'm okay. Under eighteen.

611
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 4: You are under eighteen eighteen, okay, and you've had your

612
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 4: license for eight months.

613
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 3: Got it.

614
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 4: You may drive at any time between five am and

615
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 4: eleven pm, or between seven am and eight pm.

616
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 3: This is a new law before my I mean after

617
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 3: my time.

618
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 4: That's what I'm taking.

619
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 7: Eleven.

620
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 4: I think maybe until, but you're under eighteen.

621
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 3: I would say until eight pm unless you have a

622
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 3: circumstance like a work thing, you know, like you have

623
00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 3: like a work permit or something like that, or you

624
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,959
Speaker 3: can show that you're coming from work. I say anytime, anytime.

625
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 14: I say five and eleven.

626
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 4: I'll be honest, I guess at any time as well. Yeah,

627
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 4: it is between five am and eleven pm. Eleven pm, Yeah,

628
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 4: I mean like I didn't know. I thought once you

629
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 4: have your license.

630
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 14: Ye, well, her few thing that goes on.

631
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 13: There's weird rules for the first year that you have

632
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 13: your license that are different.

633
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 4: Wasn't there also rules about like having other people in

634
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 4: the car with you?

635
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 3: Yeah?

636
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, is that just with your permit?

637
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 3: I think about with.

638
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 4: Your permit, the driver that you're with has to be licensed,

639
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 4: and I think twenty five is that right?

640
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 15: Yeah?

641
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 13: But if once you actually have your license, you can't

642
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 13: drive with anyone in the car other than your siblings

643
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 13: or an adult for like the first six months, I

644
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 13: think it is.

645
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so that way you just kill your family, right, right, right,

646
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 4: have somebody else's family.

647
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 16: But like, also, you've never known anybody who's gotten busted

648
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 16: for that beausemeber hearing that, Yeah, have an eighteen year

649
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 16: old or whatever in here and.

650
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 4: Getting pulled over. I think you're too young. Depends is

651
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 4: at the end of the month that they need quotas

652
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 4: filled and.

653
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 3: Tickets?

654
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 4: You know, could you do one more sure? This is

655
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 4: one that I also got at what point during a

656
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 4: rainfall are roads slippery on a hot day?

657
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 3: I know this one because my dad told it to

658
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 3: me all the time. I was a little kid.

659
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 4: Before we get the guesses, what is it? So?

660
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 1: What?

661
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 3: What sort of options do we have? The first I

662
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 3: thought you knew.

663
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 4: So immediately after it stopped raining, Yes, for the first

664
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 4: several minutes, or when it has been raining for a

665
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 4: few hours.

666
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 3: For several minutes. First several minutes. First that guy, because

667
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Speaker 3: everyone told you that that's when the oil is.

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Speaker 11: Heard.

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Speaker 4: That only in context of motorcycles, though, everything right, for

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Speaker 4: the first several minutes. The tires right, see, I learned

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Speaker 4: as well. All right, well there's the Greggry driving past. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I think I would have basically pass yeah, noise, all

673
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Speaker 4: right on the roads. Yes, I got some more Woody

674
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Speaker 4: Show coming up.

675
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Speaker 3: Hang on show this show fuck like just the fat

676
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Speaker 3: people standing? Who are you fart knockers?

677
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Speaker 1: This is the Woody Show.

678
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Speaker 3: Gay beat them?

679
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Speaker 4: I've still got a Woody Well.

680
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 3: There's a lot of different ways you can get updated

681
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 3: on the news. You can watch TV and read stuff

682
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 3: on the internet or on social media. Always you just

683
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Speaker 3: get it the conversation in the break room at work.

684
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Speaker 3: Maybe it's on something like The Daily Show to get

685
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 3: all your news or the Onion. But here on the

686
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Speaker 3: WOODI Show. We'd like to get it a different way,

687
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Speaker 3: We like to sixty nine out. What's sixty nine the news?

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Speaker 8: It all comes together on sixty nine News and this

689
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Speaker 8: first story.

690
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Speaker 3: The National Nuclear Security Administration just published some very hard numbers.

691
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Speaker 3: First of all, hard about America's nuclear stockpile. The report

692
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Speaker 3: list how many we've got, which is three thousand seven

693
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Speaker 3: and forty eight that weekend, still fine, And how many

694
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Speaker 3: have been dismantled over the last year.

695
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Speaker 11: Of those?

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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, sixty nine, that's right. In other sixty nine

697
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Speaker 3: the news, This guy the news after he set a

698
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Speaker 3: Guinness World Record for having the most rabbit tattoos on

699
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Speaker 3: his body.

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Speaker 4: Sweet, guess how many he has? Sixty nine tattoos?

701
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Speaker 3: Rabbit tattoos? He's forty two. Got a late start on

702
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,719
Speaker 3: the rabbit thing, so he only got his first one

703
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 3: back in twenty nineteen. And he doesn't even have a

704
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Speaker 3: rabbit in real life. He says he just loves the

705
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 3: esthetic of a rabbit a little frigging weird.

706
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Speaker 4: So yeah, seventeen nine, he gets seventy, so you can

707
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Speaker 4: break his record.

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Speaker 3: Sixty nine in the news, sixty nine news, is there

709
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Speaker 3: sixty nine news right here on your radio? Some good

710
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Speaker 3: news when it comes to teen moms. The CDC just

711
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Speaker 3: released some new data on teen birth rates, and between

712
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Speaker 3: twenty and twenty twenty two they were down significantly, a

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Speaker 3: whopping and he guesses sixty nine percent.

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Speaker 4: Sixty nine percent.

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Speaker 3: Wow, sixteen. Back in two thousand, there were more than

716
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Speaker 3: four hundred and seventy five thousand babies born the teen moms.

717
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Speaker 3: In twenty twenty two, there were just over one hundred

718
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Speaker 3: and forty five thousand. That's the largest birth rate decline ever.

719
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Speaker 3: The biggest drop is with the girls between fifteen and seventeen.

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Speaker 4: So wow, they're nice.

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Speaker 3: That goes against what they were saying, like that Team

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Speaker 3: Mom glorified teens getting pregnant.

723
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Speaker 13: Oh no, I heard the opposite of that, that they

724
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Speaker 13: saw the reality of what being a team mom was.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, failed fortune.

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Speaker 9: I think, yeah, I think that actually what happened. But

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Speaker 9: like initially when te Mom came out, they thought it

728
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Speaker 9: would like would glorify.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but the thing is, you watch that if you're

730
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Speaker 3: like a dumb kid and you're watching that and you

731
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Speaker 3: see like, oh yeah, the show itself is like oh man,

732
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Speaker 3: that sucks. But then you keep hearing about them and

733
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Speaker 3: all the celebrity stuff. TMZ covering them as if they're

734
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Speaker 3: like legit celebrities.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and didn't we see in the news somewhat recently

736
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Speaker 4: that younger generations these days they're.

737
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Speaker 3: Not all that sexual. Yeah, they're not banging a lot. Yeah,

738
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Speaker 3: for whatever reason. I don't know, if it's just like

739
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 3: they're scared. You would have thought we would have been

740
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Speaker 3: more scared with the whole AIDS thing.

741
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Speaker 4: Totally.

742
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Speaker 3: Now it's like it was always something nobody cares about age,

743
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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Like eighties aides is so eighties?

744
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah really, but there's less and less like sexual.

745
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Speaker 4: I don't know in person connection these days with younger people. Right,

746
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 4: but if you want the in person connection, think how

747
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,800
Speaker 4: easy it is now. Yeah, if you just have some

748
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Speaker 4: kind of confidence, Yeah, oh then you Yeah.

749
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Speaker 3: Way to keep those legs closed, ladies, keep it up. See,

750
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Speaker 3: I got another one here for you, all right.

751
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Speaker 4: Sixty nine Yeah, yeah, it's hot, it's hot.

752
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah. A new survey pulled over one thousand people

753
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Speaker 3: and asked if they would think about quitting their job

754
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Speaker 3: if given orders to relocate, and what percentage of workers

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Speaker 3: said they would greg sixty nine.

756
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Speaker 4: I'm sixty nine percent is sixty nine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Broken down by age groups, seventy eight percent of

758
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Speaker 3: people in their twenties, seventy five percent of people in

759
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 3: their thirties, and sixty four percent of people forting up

760
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Speaker 3: say that they would really would relocate, would relocate? How

761
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Speaker 3: and there's you're sixty nine in the news.

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Speaker 7: It all comes together on sixty nine years.

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Speaker 3: Yes, they're always keeping you updated the latest and sixty

764
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Speaker 3: nine news. Never been forced to relocate, I mean I

765
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Speaker 3: wouldn't say I was forced to relocate.

766
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I guess nobody can force.

767
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Speaker 3: It gave me a lot of options, a lot more

768
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Speaker 3: options than these people. Then I was up up against

769
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Speaker 3: where they're like, oh, well, I'm never leaving this town.

770
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Speaker 3: I can't be more than ten miles away from my parents.

771
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Speaker 3: I'm a growing acidult. I'm gonna give up this career

772
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Speaker 3: that I've already worked ten years because God forbid, it'd

773
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Speaker 3: be more than ten minutes away from my mom.

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Speaker 14: It's nice to be close to family.

775
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Speaker 3: It is nice to be close to family. I'm not

776
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 3: arguing that I'm jealous of people who are. I'm saying

777
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 3: these people that are just tethered, yeah, and they can't

778
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Speaker 3: for whatever even if it's a great opportunity, they just

779
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 3: can't bring themselves. Like, dude, eventually, I'm sorry to break it.

780
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 3: Your parents are gonna be dead. They're gonna be gone,

781
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 3: and it's gonna be you, and you have to look

782
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 3: out for your family and your life and your future

783
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Speaker 3: and your retirement.

784
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Speaker 4: Yeah before then you die. Your parents are worthless, Sam, Yeah,

785
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:16,320
Speaker 4: just die something. Yeah. Just get about them now yeaeah.

786
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Speaker 3: So yeah, get the head, get the head, start, jump

787
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Speaker 3: on it, and just forget about them right now, right

788
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 3: They're just drains on you.

789
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Speaker 4: Really.

790
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

791
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Speaker 4: We were talking about high school reunions recently, and it

792
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 4: made me think that the last time I went to

793
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Speaker 4: a high school reunion, I would say ninety five percent

794
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 4: of the kids I graduated with still live in our

795
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Speaker 4: old hometown.

796
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Speaker 3: Oh really, almost all of them.

797
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Speaker 4: I didn't find the case with mine. Really, yeah, I

798
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Speaker 4: think like maybe two percent of them still live.

799
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Speaker 12: Wow.

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Speaker 3: If you can pull it off, great, I know, you know,

801
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 3: but if you especially depending on what you you have

802
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 3: for a career, yeah exactly. I mean I I've known

803
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,840
Speaker 3: people that have given up what they went to school

804
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 3: for and you know, they end up having a job

805
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,799
Speaker 3: that was relatively close to the hometown and then they

806
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 3: got out of it all together just because they couldn't

807
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:03,240
Speaker 3: find another job doing that within a you know, thirty

808
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 3: mile radius of where they already are of the hometown.

809
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 3: It was because, well, I can't imagine not being able

810
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Speaker 3: to go to my cousin's birthday party.

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Speaker 4: It's like, oh, okay, well, I mean you can make it.

812
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm mocking it because that wouldn't be my decision

813
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 3: if that's your decision, and that's what's ultimately the most

814
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 3: important to you. And I do trust me. I love

815
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 3: my family.

816
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 1: I do.

817
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,800
Speaker 3: I know it sounds like I don't, you know, No,

818
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Speaker 3: I can feel it.

819
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm very close to my family totally.

820
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Speaker 2: And you know, but.

821
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 4: There are airplanes, there are video calls.

822
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 3: Now, you can do all kinds of stuff to keep

823
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 3: in touch with people, but in your your everyday life

824
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 3: to set yourself up so that you can have a future,

825
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 3: and you're selling yourself short just because you can't go

826
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 3: to all your cousin's birthday parties.

827
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Speaker 4: To me seems a little silly. All you have to

828
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 4: do is do what I did. You move for a job,

829
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 4: and then you hound your family to move to that

830
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,919
Speaker 4: same town. Can do that, it's not the other way around. Yeah,

831
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 4: you can do that, right, And then they say, no,

832
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,839
Speaker 4: we're not going to do it right. I honess on them.

833
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Speaker 13: I know a lot of people who end up moving

834
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:11,399
Speaker 13: back to their hometown once they're having kids because that's

835
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Speaker 13: where their parents are and they can get help with

836
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,760
Speaker 13: the kids that way, and it is really nice because

837
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 13: childcare is expensive and if your parents are around and

838
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 13: you have kids and they can help help with that,

839
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:21,839
Speaker 13: that's a big deal.

840
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Speaker 3: I guess I'm talking more about people who have like

841
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 3: a real career going and just because they can't get,

842
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 3: you know, a job in their own tak so they

843
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,359
Speaker 3: give up on that, on something that they really liked.

844
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 4: They or they went to school with a career trajectory.

845
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know who you're talking about. There's a number

846
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 3: of people. Yeah, there's a number of people that I

847
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 3: I mean neither. I'm thinking about one one person in

848
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 3: particular in my life that I know completely gave up

849
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 3: on all that stuff and that has a job that

850
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 3: they hate making a fraction of the money they could

851
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 3: have made going forward, and will admit that they have

852
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 3: any regrets, but I know they do. I could see

853
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 3: it in their eyes, but they get to see mom

854
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,359
Speaker 3: and dad. Yeah, yeah, eight.

855
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Speaker 4: Seven seven forty four what he had us? Some of

856
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Speaker 4: the text over to two to two nine eight seven

857
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Speaker 4: more Woody shows. Next, Hang up, are you all in.

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Speaker 3: Show?

859
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Speaker 11: Actually? I understand what you're saying.

860
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Speaker 3: You just don't know what the hell you're talking about.

861
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Speaker 1: It is?

862
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Speaker 3: Is the show? Well, here is what I'm determined to

863
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:35,479
Speaker 3: be the dumbest story of the day. This guy says

864
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 3: that he was fired from the real life Conjuring House.

865
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Speaker 4: Fired from the house.

866
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Speaker 3: Yeah, like he worked at the house. I guess the

867
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 3: house has tours, Yeah, stuff like that. The house they

868
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Speaker 3: used for the movie The Conjuring got it. He was

869
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 3: fired because a ghost told the owner that he was stealing.

870
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:57,320
Speaker 3: So the real life farmhouse from the movie. It is

871
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Speaker 3: in Burlville, Rhode Island, and it's open to visitors. This

872
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:03,880
Speaker 3: guy he's been working there, and the owner claims the

873
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,800
Speaker 3: spirit of John Arnold, who is the person who originally

874
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 3: owned the home back in the eighteen hundreds. Ah, so

875
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,239
Speaker 3: the ghost of the original owner told this dude who

876
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 3: owns the house now that the employee had swiped three

877
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:19,840
Speaker 3: thousand dollars from the cash box.

878
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 4: Okay, then I think the employee does have a case here.

879
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 3: The employee denies it and says he doesn't think that

880
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 3: John Arnold's ghost would rat him out like that quote.

881
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,879
Speaker 4: For a spirit to go after a staff.

882
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,800
Speaker 3: Member in that manner, I've never heard of such a

883
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 3: thing at any haunted venue, Little One, the Conjuring House,

884
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 3: And that, my friends, is the dumbest.

885
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Speaker 4: Story of the day.

886
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:43,919
Speaker 3: Yeah.

887
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 14: Where the money?

888
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:48,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, where the money at? I'm not saying he didn't

889
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,400
Speaker 4: steal it. Where money exactly?

890
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's more worried about the method in which the

891
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 3: person was told. Right, the ghost told you.

892
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 4: I don't think the spirit of John Arnold will do that.

893
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, we're friends.

894
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 4: Hey, no rat Yeah, I know the money's gone, but

895
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 4: yeah it's not. That's not the reason why. Yeah, there's

896
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 4: so many people out there to be concerned with.

897
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm looking up the house right now. It's a

898
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 3: lot smaller than you would think. Always looks at content though,

899
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,479
Speaker 3: must be it always looked bigger on camera. I'm right, guys,

900
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 3: I know ten Acres what a letdown. Yeah, I would

901
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 3: like to go there. I didn't know you could tour it.

902
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 4: Oh and then what then you're stuck in Rhode Island.

903
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 4: What else is there to do?

904
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 3: I don't I guess a bunch of roads to drive on.

905
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:33,840
Speaker 3: I don't know.

906
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's an island of roads. Yeah, Rhode Island.

907
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 3: You drive out, it's tiny eight seven seven forty four

908
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 3: Woody hit up of the text over to two to

909
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 3: nine eighty seven.

910
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 4: Woody Show. He is a great h o abel.

911
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 3: Garbage Day, not garbage here, Pete.

912
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: Okay, don't forget.

913
00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 16: We have trash Day.

914
00:42:59,400 --> 00:42:59,839
Speaker 3: Not trash.

915
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 4: It's got every once in a while that they leave

916
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 4: it out for an extra day.

917
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 1: It's the.

918
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 4: Woody Show.

919
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 3: Well, we've heard so much about Morgan's mom over the

920
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 3: years that Morgan has worked here on the show, and

921
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 3: she seems like a lot of fun. When we heard her,

922
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 3: she was out there doing morgasming Yeah with Uh with

923
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 3: the mom.

924
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 4: They went to the Halloween store to give me tips

925
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:27,360
Speaker 4: on the moone mem.

926
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 2: Her mom.

927
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:34,920
Speaker 3: Her mom came out UH to dog sit while Morgan

928
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 3: went on that vacation with Cabo. When they first met,

929
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:40,919
Speaker 3: and she's like you would think like a mom would

930
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 3: be like, oh, you're not going out of the country

931
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 3: this person you just met.

932
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 4: No, it's like here go, I'll fly.

933
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 7: Out, take care of the home, let me.

934
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 4: Watch the dogs died on.

935
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 3: I know, and your mom seems super cool.

936
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 2: People wonder why I'm so weird and out there. It's

937
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 2: because I came out of her, you know, like we're

938
00:43:59,160 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 2: kind of one and the same.

939
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 4: Yeah. Now, how is your dad? Your dad a character?

940
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 7: Oh very much so.

941
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

942
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,320
Speaker 3: Like I saw like a picture on I think his

943
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 3: Father's Day you posted something. He looks like a like

944
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:12,799
Speaker 3: a Texas dude. Yeah, dude's dude, you.

945
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 7: Know, recycle car dude.

946
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 2: We went to BUCkies last time I was home, and

947
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 2: we saw like the actual Bucky walking around the store.

948
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 7: As apparently that's pretty rare.

949
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 3: The bucket.

950
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 7: He was running behind him, like trying to pull up

951
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:26,919
Speaker 7: his tail and look at his butt.

952
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 4: But your dad's a he's a mechanic, right, he's a

953
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 4: man's man.

954
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, oh yeah, yeah, he's got permanent grease under

955
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 3: his nails. Yeah, that's stuff that the lava soup can't

956
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 3: even get out, you know. Yeah.

957
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, So storytime with Morgan's mom.

958
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 3: We were inspired because you know, Greg had a great

959
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 3: conversation with his dad that we played here on the

960
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 3: on the show where he was asking his dad about

961
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 3: all the time that he was disappointed. I'm like, so, Morgan, Man,

962
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 3: next time you see your mom, you got to talk

963
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,240
Speaker 3: to your mom. I want to hear some of these stories.

964
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 18: Yeah.

965
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 3: So my mom.

966
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 7: I think she got a little nervous once I put

967
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 7: my you know, my in front of her.

968
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:01,879
Speaker 3: Your dad the same way.

969
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 4: God, yes, before we even had the chat, we were

970
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:07,840
Speaker 4: just rattling and rattling and then exactly hit recording and

971
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 4: I turned into an idiot.

972
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 2: Right, And I'm like trying to get some good stories

973
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:13,319
Speaker 2: out of her. So she was a little shy here.

974
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 2: But first thing I had to ask her. You asked

975
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 2: your dad, how do I disappoint you? I got to

976
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,440
Speaker 2: ask her, how do I embarrass you?

977
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:19,799
Speaker 1: Oh?

978
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 7: That's good mom.

979
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 2: A lot of listeners they always text in like, oh,

980
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:26,720
Speaker 2: your parents must be so proud of you, you know, sarcastically.

981
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 7: Are you proud of me?

982
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 11: Oh?

983
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,880
Speaker 1: My god, of course I'm proud of you. You're amazing.

984
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:32,719
Speaker 4: I didn't say that.

985
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:35,399
Speaker 1: When's the time that I embarrassed you the most? Would

986
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:36,720
Speaker 1: you say the most?

987
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 3: The most?

988
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 1: You were young. I took you to work with me

989
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 1: and an environmental engineering office where I had some work

990
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 1: to do. And my boss was there in his office,

991
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: and you toddled your little butt in there and hit

992
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 1: under his desk and farted and farted and farted. You

993
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,840
Speaker 1: never said a word, but I know he was choking.

994
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 2: Have you heard my appearances on Guess Whose Gus?

995
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 1: No?

996
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 4: But I know whose guess it is?

997
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 2: But do I embarrass you on like a day to

998
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:10,840
Speaker 2: day basis in life?

999
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 1: Absolutely? Dinner last night, Yeah, you told the waiter that.

1000
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:21,880
Speaker 4: I was a chocolate whore. You Yeah, didn't you?

1001
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 9: Yeah?

1002
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:22,440
Speaker 3: I did.

1003
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 1: Okay, that was embarrassing. Absolutely, I'm sorry. I know I

1004
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 1: know he was just sorry, But I am a chocolate.

1005
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 4: Whre shocked by that that your mom would you know,

1006
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 4: find that embarrassing?

1007
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 7: I am, actually because that's I didn't remember I said that.

1008
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 8: That's just me, you know, talking.

1009
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 7: Talking ish, So yeah, it comes out all the time.

1010
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 4: Uh So then you know, I speaking of Guess Who's Guess?

1011
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 3: Here's a here's a couple of Morgan's uh submissions, the

1012
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 3: ones we've already played. This is the Palti that was

1013
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 3: stir fry, and then this is the kim chi cannon.

1014
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 3: Remember the kim chi cannon. Yeah, this is from the

1015
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 3: Korean barbecue.

1016
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 8: And oh yeah, that's not going to say that's juicy.

1017
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 4: That's a good one. Alright, story time with your mom.

1018
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:21,320
Speaker 2: I've been to so trying to get some funny stories

1019
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 2: out of her, right, and she actually ended up working

1020
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 2: at a radio station when she was younger back in Colorado,

1021
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 2: So I tried to get some stories out of her

1022
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 2: with that. So what would you say your favorite segment

1023
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:34,240
Speaker 2: is of mine? Is it Moorgasms? Is it Bush or Bear?

1024
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 2: Is it my butt chugging adventures? What makes you the

1025
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:44,400
Speaker 2: most proud? Do you have a favorite segment or do

1026
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 2: you dislike them all?

1027
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 1: I don't dislike any of them. I do have more

1028
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 1: favorites than others. I'm not too fond of watching you

1029
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:54,800
Speaker 1: butt chug when you know that's kind of interesting, But

1030
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,800
Speaker 1: I guess busher Bear is funny. So you used to

1031
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 1: work in a radio station when you were younger. Did

1032
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 1: anything crazy happen to you? Were you butt chugging in

1033
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 1: the radio station? Oh goodness, no, So like the company

1034
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 1: would hire you to voice commercials for them? Oh yes,

1035
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 1: I can remember when Pj's pizza delicious steamy hot Pizza.

1036
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 1: I can't remember the rest of it, but it was

1037
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:26,360
Speaker 1: a sexy It was a sexy had in my pjs.

1038
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,800
Speaker 3: Oh okay, you helped up at the radio stations.

1039
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 8: Oh for sure, no disrespect to your mom. But she

1040
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 8: in another life could be a phone sex operator.

1041
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 3: Really.

1042
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, she has a good voice, she's got kind of well.

1043
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,239
Speaker 7: She smoked cigarettes for forever.

1044
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 1: Oh.

1045
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 7: I think that helped about a year ago.

1046
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:44,920
Speaker 3: So she's got that raspy Yeah.

1047
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 4: This is Morgan's mom, Morgan sitting here and have a

1048
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 4: little conversation story time with her.

1049
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:50,959
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1050
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,359
Speaker 2: So again I couldn't really get some juicy stuff out

1051
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,800
Speaker 2: of her while I was recording, so I just decided

1052
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 2: to ask her how she thought about you guys, so

1053
00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 2: she can get power ring.

1054
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 7: So we haven't had one of these in a while.

1055
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:02,919
Speaker 4: They want to take a guess.

1056
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:06,800
Speaker 3: What is the favorite or will be the favorite?

1057
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you're you're tight with Menace and they do

1058
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 4: the UFC stuff together.

1059
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 3: That's true, it's gotta be okay, that makes sense, all right?

1060
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 3: So we medic will be first, and then then who

1061
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 3: will be next?

1062
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 4: Greg?

1063
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1064
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 3: Maybe Wood, probably Greg.

1065
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 7: No, she hasn't met anyone but you.

1066
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say Menace, Greg, then me, and then probably

1067
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 4: Gina because she's you know, what are you trying to say?

1068
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 1: No?

1069
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 4: I think because like she hears her the most, she

1070
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 4: hears the most from you know, I mean she might

1071
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 4: not remember the whole cast. That's what. Yeah, that's that's

1072
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,319
Speaker 4: a lot of people. Let's see how it turns out.

1073
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 1: Give me your power ranking of the Woody Show. Oh

1074
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 1: my goodness, I hate to do this. I'm gonna have

1075
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 1: to say menas.

1076
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 3: Buddies.

1077
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 7: He loves Menace, all right, Menis is.

1078
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 1: Your number one. I'm gonna have to say Menace. He's

1079
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 1: just funny, so funny, and so easy going. Gosh, I

1080
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:08,359
Speaker 1: love wood Woody's awesome. Okay, what is your number two?

1081
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 12: Yeah?

1082
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 4: How about number three? Sammy?

1083
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 7: Sammy's your three?

1084
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so.

1085
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 1: Sammy's been around a while and I'm used to her.

1086
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 4: I like her.

1087
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 1: Greg. I love Greg. He's awesome, but I'm worried about him.

1088
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 1: He was so skinny.

1089
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 4: Your MoMA's bad eyesight.

1090
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 2: Tell y'all, she has not heard a joke about that.

1091
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,360
Speaker 2: I didn't tell her to say that. Like, she's genuinely

1092
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 2: worried about that.

1093
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 4: That's so nice, But I'm worried about him. He is

1094
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 4: so skinny.

1095
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,839
Speaker 1: Oh, he would love to hear you say that, mom,

1096
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 1: really does he looks like he doesn't look healthy. He

1097
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:48,239
Speaker 1: looks ill.

1098
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:53,800
Speaker 3: Dream Greg.

1099
00:50:55,120 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 4: Dream not aware of that's Greg told no, that's so good.

1100
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 7: That you're trying to look ill, dreams.

1101
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 18: Greg.

1102
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:13,719
Speaker 1: He doesn't look healthy, he looks ill.

1103
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:15,360
Speaker 4: He's gonna love that compliment.

1104
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,839
Speaker 1: Okay, can you find out if he's okay?

1105
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 10: Greg?

1106
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:18,760
Speaker 3: Gory?

1107
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 1: Are you okay, Gina?

1108
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,760
Speaker 3: I'm adoring Gina. She's great.

1109
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 4: Okay, So Gena's your five?

1110
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 1: And then Sea Bass good, God, Sea best, Sea best,

1111
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 1: Sea best.

1112
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 3: What can I say about you?

1113
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 2: Well, mom, be honest about how you truly feel about

1114
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 2: Sea Bass.

1115
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:37,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, nope, be honest.

1116
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 1: But I didn't even lie either, So can we just

1117
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 1: in't it at that?

1118
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 4: That's about your mom? Kind of sounds like Jennifer.

1119
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 3: Coolidge Stiffler's mom. Yeah, I hear that, hear that? Yeah, alright, Well,

1120
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 3: we love your mom. Your mom seems really fun, fun,

1121
00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:58,279
Speaker 3: very nice. Come hang out with us.

1122
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:03,399
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm like, secretly record some story so we get.

1123
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:06,919
Speaker 4: Some more show coming up for your next thing. Show

1124
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:07,839
Speaker 4: me right back.

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00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:09,520
Speaker 10: I don't know.

1126
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 3: I had a screenshot of it in my head.

1127
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,799
Speaker 4: Otherwise as a memory graphic man just.

1128
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 3: Before I add all these screenshots flashed before this is

1129
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:21,479
Speaker 3: the show. Get to the Redneck news here in a second.

1130
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:23,880
Speaker 3: Did I give you the birthday gift for your steps

1131
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 3: Thank you so much? There. I had a little moment there.

1132
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, did I bring that in?

1133
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 3: Because my wife left it for me. She goes, Oh,

1134
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:32,759
Speaker 3: make sure you bring this in and give it the

1135
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:35,400
Speaker 3: Geena tomorrow. I got nice, all right, So what the

1136
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:38,960
Speaker 3: hell is it? Yeah, it's a birthday gift for her stepside.

1137
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 3: Oh especially, that doesn't sound like a woody move to right, Yeah,

1138
00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 3: like his wait to know.

1139
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:46,800
Speaker 4: No, No, that was really nice, not at all. But

1140
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:48,480
Speaker 4: then I couldn't remember if I actually brought it in.

1141
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:51,359
Speaker 4: You something right by the door, and then you get

1142
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 4: to work and you're like, yeah, how did I take

1143
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 4: up my left I have to start putting on in

1144
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:57,359
Speaker 4: front of the door, so I'll trip on it if.

1145
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 3: The door sometimes I'll I'll get here, leave in the

1146
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:05,720
Speaker 3: car something stupid like, Yeah, there was like a birthday

1147
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 3: part of this weekend theme.

1148
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 8: The theme was Gina files a police report at the

1149
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 8: birthday party. What that was the theme? It ended up

1150
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 8: being the theme.

1151
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh wait, but so it wasn't that was your house.

1152
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 8: No, it was like at a trampoline park.

1153
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:23,280
Speaker 4: Oh that's right, that's called the cops.

1154
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 8: I had to file a police report. I wish the

1155
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 8: cops came because the kids were messing around, having a

1156
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 8: good time. And then my kid and his little friend

1157
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:34,319
Speaker 8: come like scraying out of the little like bouncy play

1158
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 8: playground thing and they're like, leay Ley, because that's what

1159
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 8: he calls me. Look what I found. And it was

1160
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 8: an empty envelope with his name on it, with like

1161
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 8: the card kind of ripped up from this from the

1162
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:47,920
Speaker 8: kid he was with, and no gift card to be found.

1163
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:51,360
Speaker 8: And so I'm like, how how did this happen? And

1164
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 8: then I start gathering info, you know, I'm going to

1165
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 8: full true crime mode. And then somebody, one of the

1166
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:57,680
Speaker 8: parents at the party says they saw a group of

1167
00:53:57,800 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 8: like punk punk ass.

1168
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 4: Teens.

1169
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 8: Oh my god, these like little rascals milling around with you.

1170
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 8: They're like stupid broccoli haircuts and like glasses. And then

1171
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 8: they was there like a gift table. I guess, yes,

1172
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,920
Speaker 8: but we were told we were in a secured area.

1173
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:19,399
Speaker 8: Sus just put it on the table.

1174
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 3: Well, this other teenager, yeah, the The teens aren't supposed

1175
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 3: to be up inside job.

1176
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:27,800
Speaker 8: This is just for the kids. So I go to

1177
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:31,400
Speaker 8: our like helper and I go, this just happened, and

1178
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 8: she's like legally fourteen. The girl that works there, like

1179
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 8: she doesn't know what to do, and so I go, well,

1180
00:54:37,239 --> 00:54:39,720
Speaker 8: there's a camera right here and a camera right here, like, kid.

1181
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 3: Is there footage? Can I go watch it?

1182
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:41,320
Speaker 1: No?

1183
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no no no no.

1184
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 8: I mean I'll go see if the managers can watch it.

1185
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,240
Speaker 8: I'm like, okay, well, you know, hurry it up, because

1186
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:51,359
Speaker 8: the teens are here and they're taking over the whole place.

1187
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 8: The teens are messing with everybody. So they come back

1188
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 8: like forty five minutes later. I'm like, so what did

1189
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 8: we find and she goes, well, I didn't get to

1190
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 8: watch it, but my manager watched it, and she said,

1191
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 8: if you'd like to fill out a police report, they'll

1192
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:05,200
Speaker 8: hand over the footage.

1193
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:08,759
Speaker 3: Are you gonna find these guys or you know, I

1194
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:12,280
Speaker 3: mean you got any promising uh leads.

1195
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:16,759
Speaker 16: Or yeah, yeah, sure, yeah, I'll just check with a

1196
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 16: voice don at the crime lad.

1197
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, got four more detectives working.

1198
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:21,919
Speaker 11: On the case.

1199
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,200
Speaker 5: The gun is working in ships.

1200
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:29,719
Speaker 4: Lead for your gift cards.

1201
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:34,239
Speaker 8: Really, I'm gonna fill out a police report when I

1202
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,799
Speaker 8: could just like shake down the punk here. Now they

1203
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:38,800
Speaker 8: were so afraid I was going to like start like

1204
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 8: kicking teenage ass, but they wouldn't point him out.

1205
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 3: I mean at that point, like why didn't bother with

1206
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 3: the hassle of the police report over a gift card

1207
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:48,799
Speaker 3: from the kid's birthday party?

1208
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 4: Didn't take the whole table full of sat.

1209
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:58,560
Speaker 8: Because I am down to ruin this kid's childhood, because

1210
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:01,719
Speaker 8: that's the thing. If it's me, ever, it's fine. If

1211
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 8: it's my kid, I got all the time in the

1212
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,600
Speaker 8: world to launch and investigation.

1213
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 4: And your kid, it's the person who got the gift card.

1214
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 8: And that's okay. So the best part is the person

1215
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 8: she was pissed too, the one who's who gave him

1216
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:16,360
Speaker 8: the gift card that's already been canceled, so they're not

1217
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 8: going to be able to use it, which actually sucks.

1218
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:21,799
Speaker 8: You can do that apparently, Yeah, they called the store

1219
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 8: if you have a gift re seat especially, but I'm

1220
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 8: kind of mad about that because if they used it

1221
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 8: then they'd be on for like fraud charge.

1222
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 3: They're never going to You're speaking as if they're never

1223
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:33,279
Speaker 3: going to figure this person investigate that.

1224
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:36,319
Speaker 8: No, that is the problem. A police report for twenty

1225
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 8: five dollars. You could have just pointed the kid out

1226
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:39,800
Speaker 8: so I would have taken care of it.

1227
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:44,320
Speaker 3: And that's my point is that you're not going to

1228
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:46,719
Speaker 3: know who it is, like if you know if I'm saying,

1229
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 3: if you had figured out who took it and then

1230
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:52,759
Speaker 3: you decided to present charge, I'm fully in support of that.

1231
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 3: I'm say I'm fully in support of that. The idea

1232
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:57,480
Speaker 3: that it's in the wind. You're never going to figure

1233
00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:58,719
Speaker 3: it out. And now I got to go through the

1234
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:01,759
Speaker 3: hassle filling out a please report for something. What a

1235
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:02,399
Speaker 3: waste of time.

1236
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 16: So see best, the only way to make them feel

1237
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:09,359
Speaker 16: the pain on this go to the news. Oh I'm

1238
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 16: not kidding, little kid crap, protake your poor or something.

1239
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:17,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, let them let them hand.

1240
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 8: Because that's the thing, is that a policy like this

1241
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:25,960
Speaker 8: happened on your property five minutes ago, and we're just

1242
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 8: gonna let this go.

1243
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:29,640
Speaker 4: Like that rage.

1244
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 3: I guarantee one of the local stations will pick this

1245
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:33,560
Speaker 3: up all over.

1246
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 8: Well I know what I'm doing this afternoon, well in

1247
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 8: front of the business, will hate to they just allow

1248
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:41,160
Speaker 8: that right here, because that's the thing. It's not about

1249
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 8: the money, it's that we were you're gonna steal from

1250
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 8: my kid. Oh now I'm taking my earrings off, like

1251
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:48,360
Speaker 8: I'm taking.

1252
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 4: My shoes out.

1253
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 3: This is ethical.

1254
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 16: But maybe if you have a like, if you know

1255
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 16: somebody as a kid who's got like some an issue

1256
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:57,640
Speaker 16: or something, have them as a kid.

1257
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 3: The mountain wheelchairs, you should have like these young pu

1258
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:06,440
Speaker 3: the brother from something about Mary. Yeah, perfect, but you

1259
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 3: should have handled this like we handled it.

1260
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 4: When I worked at the cell phone store, this teenager

1261
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:14,720
Speaker 4: grabbed one of the employee's cell phones and put it

1262
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:17,520
Speaker 4: in his pocket and we started We noticed it was missing,

1263
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 4: so we started calling it and it was ringing, and

1264
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:20,960
Speaker 4: the guys, I don't know what it is.

1265
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 3: I don't know what it is.

1266
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,360
Speaker 4: So we said, basically, dude, just hand it over the

1267
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:26,680
Speaker 4: phone or you're gonna walk outside and we're gonna beat

1268
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 4: your ass.

1269
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 9: Right, and the kid you have, yeah, choices, And then

1270
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:33,320
Speaker 9: the kid that he got scared and handed.

1271
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:34,440
Speaker 8: The phone over that it would have been great, but

1272
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 8: there were so many young punk teens there with broccoli cuts.

1273
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 8: They are the same because they only took over like

1274
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:45,360
Speaker 8: the basketball are special to the kids out because.

1275
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:47,280
Speaker 3: There's like can be if like you're all hanging out

1276
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:49,160
Speaker 3: at the trampoline, that's a great question.

1277
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:51,720
Speaker 8: But they're all like fifteen to seventeen years old. There's

1278
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:54,080
Speaker 8: you know, there's different sections. There's like the bouncy house,

1279
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:57,000
Speaker 8: you know, the ballpit whatever, and they all took over

1280
00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:57,800
Speaker 8: the kub upstairs.

1281
00:58:58,600 --> 00:58:59,439
Speaker 4: What was the gift card?

1282
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:05,520
Speaker 8: It was Target, Target high ticket. Yeah, to a ten

1283
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,520
Speaker 8: year old is a big deal. So I will keep

1284
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:10,960
Speaker 8: you posted because you know I love some true crime.

1285
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:15,720
Speaker 4: What a stupid policy. I can't show you the video.

1286
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 8: I'm here now, I can take care of this.

1287
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:20,400
Speaker 3: Now, that's not that's not a policy. That's say I

1288
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:21,680
Speaker 3: don't want things escalate.

1289
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:22,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1290
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:24,360
Speaker 8: Yeah, everyone that worked there was like sixteen.

1291
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:27,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, you'll see who it is and then you'll confront that.

1292
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:29,760
Speaker 8: And there must be some great and powerful as in

1293
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:31,640
Speaker 8: the back, because every person that came up to me

1294
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:33,560
Speaker 8: was like, well I didn't see it, but I was

1295
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 8: told by my manager.

1296
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 3: I'm like, well bring out this MESSI.

1297
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 4: We can't security team monitoring all the cameras in the back.

1298
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:41,320
Speaker 4: Nobody talks to the manager.

1299
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:44,880
Speaker 3: You have to have to bob in exactly yeah, only

1300
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:46,320
Speaker 3: after passing a background check.

1301
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:48,200
Speaker 4: Though, can you go into the security room at the

1302
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 4: trampoline party?

1303
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:53,000
Speaker 8: And by the way, this party wasn't free. These are

1304
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 8: price horse gathering any of you.

1305
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:56,920
Speaker 4: Kind of kid party places are a ripoff.

1306
00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:59,439
Speaker 8: So at the very least, maybe give me twenty five bucks.

1307
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:02,200
Speaker 4: All right, time for a brand new redneck news.

1308
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 3: So wood you show if you paid for your honeymoon

1309
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 3: with marble Mouth. That's ritt Nick News and today's redneck news.

1310
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:15,240
Speaker 3: It's from Memphis, Tennessee. Where he got this fifty one

1311
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 3: year old fellow who got into a verbal dispute with

1312
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 3: his old lady. According to the report, she told him

1313
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:24,880
Speaker 3: that she was fixing to leave him. Wow, he didn't

1314
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:29,320
Speaker 3: like that. So they're arguing like happy couples do. Things escalated,

1315
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:32,240
Speaker 3: at which point the soon to be ex wife decided

1316
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 3: that she had had enough, but that she tried to

1317
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:37,360
Speaker 3: walk out. He stopped her. He blocked the door. They

1318
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 3: argued even more, and at some point he shot her

1319
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:42,920
Speaker 3: in the belly and he told her, I told you

1320
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:46,160
Speaker 3: stopped playing with me. But now he knew. He was like,

1321
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 3: now I gotta get you some help on of you know,

1322
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:51,640
Speaker 3: shooting her yeah. So he got her into the car,

1323
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:54,360
Speaker 3: and like the gentleman he is, he drove her to

1324
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:55,440
Speaker 3: the hospital himself.

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Speaker 8: Oh what a nice guy.

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Speaker 3: However, he decided to make one quick little stop on

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Speaker 3: the way to get some beer. No, yea, he knows

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Speaker 3: he might be outside the lawn also like uh, emergency rooms,

1329
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:12,880
Speaker 3: never quick, you know, you might go out and have

1330
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:18,520
Speaker 3: a couple of car bears. His old lady eventually made

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01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:20,200
Speaker 3: it to the hospital, told them all about how she

1332
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:22,760
Speaker 3: ended up with a new hole in her body. The cops,

1333
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 3: they were called their rest of the husband. He tried

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01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:26,400
Speaker 3: to tell him that he didn't mean to shoot her,

1335
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:28,920
Speaker 3: that the gun quote just kind of went on. That's

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01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:33,680
Speaker 3: the thing too. So he's been charged with domestic assault,

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01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:36,600
Speaker 3: second degree attempted murder, and because he already had a record,

1338
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:38,760
Speaker 3: he was also charged as a felon in possession of

1339
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Speaker 3: a firearms. It was good times. They're in Memphis, Tennessee,

1340
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:45,320
Speaker 3: where a fella shot his wife and then stopped for

1341
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:47,520
Speaker 3: beer on the way to the hospital.

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Speaker 4: And that is today he's raid Nick one quick erring.

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01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:58,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, hey man, we're gonna stop off here quick, Yeah,

1344
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:03,960
Speaker 3: right quick. We got more woody show next hang Ony Show.

1345
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Speaker 4: My complexion is that of a urinal urinal.

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01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:11,400
Speaker 8: Everyone in this room means vitamin deep, A little lower,

1347
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:12,000
Speaker 8: a little slower.

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01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:14,480
Speaker 3: You have oils down, sunning their buttholes.

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Speaker 8: Wow, but chucking the sun not pretty much?

1350
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 3: All deficient. Indeed, sorry, I'm little cel.

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01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,960
Speaker 10: Are you down the d or not give it to me?

1352
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:23,600
Speaker 11: All day long?

1353
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:26,919
Speaker 4: The Woody Show.

1354
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,280
Speaker 3: So, Gina was telling the story about how for her

1355
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:33,640
Speaker 3: step son's birthday party, they had a trampoline place and

1356
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:37,560
Speaker 3: at some point some no good team stole one of

1357
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:41,000
Speaker 3: the birthday cards with a gift card to target inside

1358
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 3: of it, and it was now missing.

1359
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:48,439
Speaker 4: The torn, empty envelope was found, so evidence, you gotta

1360
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:48,960
Speaker 4: get this disposed.

1361
01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Gina filody police report because the trampoline place

1362
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:55,800
Speaker 3: would not give her any information about what was seen

1363
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:57,760
Speaker 3: on video, because there are video cameras all over those

1364
01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:01,840
Speaker 3: places everywhere. Yeah, now you would be interested. I'm sure

1365
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:05,200
Speaker 3: to hear that. Over in New Jersey there's one local

1366
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:08,240
Speaker 3: town who are taking their problem with bad kids to

1367
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:11,080
Speaker 3: a new level because they have passed a law that

1368
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:15,400
Speaker 3: holds parents legally responsible if their kid under eighteen breaks

1369
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:15,760
Speaker 3: the law.

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01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:16,920
Speaker 4: Love it sweet.

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01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 3: Now, as a parent, I hate it because you know,

1372
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:23,080
Speaker 3: here's the thing they have. People always like to say, well,

1373
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:25,120
Speaker 3: you got to you got to blame the parents. Well, no,

1374
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:27,240
Speaker 3: there are plenty of people who are really good parents,

1375
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:28,880
Speaker 3: and you teach your kids right and wrong, and they

1376
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:32,959
Speaker 3: still make dumb decisions because their brain is half baked, true,

1377
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 3: and they want to be like their friends, they make

1378
01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:37,720
Speaker 3: they make dumb decisions, peer pressure things like that. That's

1379
01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:39,440
Speaker 3: the whole point of you know, when you're a kid,

1380
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:42,480
Speaker 3: you make poor decisions and you learn from your hopefully

1381
01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:45,920
Speaker 3: learn from your mistakes. But uh, I mean they've done

1382
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:49,200
Speaker 3: this in some extreme cases where shooting someone's like a

1383
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:51,720
Speaker 3: shooter and they got the you know, it was a

1384
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:54,040
Speaker 3: gift from their this gun was a gift from their dad,

1385
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:56,320
Speaker 3: or you know, the parents didn't keep the guns locked

1386
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:58,520
Speaker 3: up in the house. And think that I understand, right,

1387
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:00,360
Speaker 3: But on some of these other things, it's like if

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01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:05,160
Speaker 3: the parents got picked up because their kids stole Gena's

1389
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:08,880
Speaker 3: gift card. Hang them high. Yeah, anyway, Parents who fail

1390
01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:10,919
Speaker 3: to stop their kids from committing a crime could face

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01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:12,800
Speaker 3: up to ninety days in jail in the two thousand

1392
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:15,880
Speaker 3: dollars fine. And this law is after a brawl broke

1393
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:18,360
Speaker 3: out between some no good teens and some young adults

1394
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:21,480
Speaker 3: last year. They left three cops with minor injuries, and

1395
01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:23,960
Speaker 3: the local politicians and stuff say that the goal of

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01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:27,360
Speaker 3: the law is simple to keep kids accountable and make

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01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:28,720
Speaker 3: sure their parents step up.

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Speaker 8: But how can you prove that the parents knew about it?

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Speaker 4: It's a great question.

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Speaker 16: Something tells me this they only this is only to

1401
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:37,280
Speaker 16: get whipped out when it's a habitual offender. When you're like,

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01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:38,760
Speaker 16: this is the fifth time we brought this kid in.

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01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:40,840
Speaker 3: You the kids always in the streets at eleven o'clock

1404
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:42,360
Speaker 3: at night, it's ten o'clock.

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01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:43,400
Speaker 4: Do you know where your children are?

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01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:43,600
Speaker 2: No?

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01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:45,760
Speaker 4: No, No, I mean one time.

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01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:48,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, the kid's being an idiot five times no.

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01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:48,560
Speaker 11: Yeah.

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01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:51,800
Speaker 4: And if you're in a brawl, you know that's a

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01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:52,760
Speaker 4: certain type of kid.

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01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:53,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: They just don't find the one thing that the kid

1414
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:58,480
Speaker 9: actually cares about and loves and then just starting to

1415
01:04:58,520 --> 01:05:00,440
Speaker 9: take it away. What if it's brawling, Yeah yeah, what

1416
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:01,400
Speaker 9: if they really love to fight?

1417
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:02,439
Speaker 15: Yeah?

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01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:04,320
Speaker 4: Actingly, my good.

1419
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:06,480
Speaker 3: Teens, what they love is being no good teens. That's

1420
01:05:06,520 --> 01:05:10,840
Speaker 3: what they love. They love, they love, they love if

1421
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:15,040
Speaker 3: they live side the street car side show beating up.

1422
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:18,080
Speaker 3: They've beaten up people if they're bigger kids. Vandalism, drinking forties,

1423
01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:19,120
Speaker 3: that's what they love.

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01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:21,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, good teens, that's right.

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Speaker 4: Eight seven seven forty four. Woody text us over to

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Speaker 4: two two nine eight seven.

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01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:37,720
Speaker 3: Right back. This is the Woody Show. Boom into another

1428
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:42,840
Speaker 3: new hour, insensitivity training frame, politically correct World. Thank you

1429
01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:44,560
Speaker 3: for being here giving us some of your valuable time

1430
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:47,040
Speaker 3: this morning. I'm Woodie. That's Greg Gory. It's like, oh,

1431
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:50,680
Speaker 3: there's like menace white. Hi, we got the sea bask

1432
01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:53,680
Speaker 3: h they're Sammy phones are opening eight seven to seven

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01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:58,680
Speaker 3: forty four. Woody hit us up text two two nine

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01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:02,680
Speaker 3: eight seven. So I have that thought about a topic

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01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:05,160
Speaker 3: that we can do like a last man standing. This

1436
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,400
Speaker 3: is one of those where we open up the phones

1437
01:06:07,520 --> 01:06:11,200
Speaker 3: and we take your calls, and then we hear your story,

1438
01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:14,120
Speaker 3: and then we take another call. We hear that story,

1439
01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:16,400
Speaker 3: we decide which is the better one that one moves

1440
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:19,200
Speaker 3: on at the end of the segment. Whichever story is

1441
01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:21,720
Speaker 3: left is the one that ends up winning a prize.

1442
01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:26,120
Speaker 3: And the topic I'll tell you why here in a second.

1443
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:30,440
Speaker 3: The dumbest thing you've ever done on a dare good one.

1444
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:34,439
Speaker 3: What's the dumbest thing you've ever done on a dare?

1445
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:38,600
Speaker 3: Some people have done something dumbest thing you've done on

1446
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:38,960
Speaker 3: a dare?

1447
01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:39,440
Speaker 4: Think about it.

1448
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:41,680
Speaker 3: You don't got to call in just yet. We'll be

1449
01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:44,240
Speaker 3: taking your calls on that Last Man Standing. Best one

1450
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:47,800
Speaker 3: will win a prize. Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.

1451
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,600
Speaker 3: Hit us up with your text to be a part

1452
01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:51,160
Speaker 3: of the show, or send us an email email at

1453
01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:53,120
Speaker 3: the woodieshow dot com. Social media of course, you can

1454
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:55,800
Speaker 3: find us on a social media platform of your choice.

1455
01:06:56,120 --> 01:07:02,240
Speaker 3: Just search for us at the Woody Show. Right back,

1456
01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:09,160
Speaker 3: Last Man Standing. Here's the way it works. We've got

1457
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:12,400
Speaker 3: the phones open right now at eight seven seven forty

1458
01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:14,960
Speaker 3: four Woody. If you get a busy signal, give it

1459
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:17,760
Speaker 3: a second try back, because we're going through the phones

1460
01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:19,360
Speaker 3: as quickly as account trying to get to as many

1461
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:23,600
Speaker 3: stories as we can. We're gonna hear out one person story,

1462
01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:27,440
Speaker 3: then the second person story. Between those two one we'll

1463
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:30,320
Speaker 3: move on and at the end of the segment, whichever

1464
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:32,760
Speaker 3: wants to get king of the Hill thing, whicheveryone's left

1465
01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:34,600
Speaker 3: at the end will be a winner and we'll win

1466
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:38,240
Speaker 3: a prize. The topic for this round of last man

1467
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:41,200
Speaker 3: standing and we're thinking about this after you know, Morgan

1468
01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:45,040
Speaker 3: agree to get this tattoo in our pubis so regredible.

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01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:49,280
Speaker 3: What's the dumbest thing you've done on a dare? What's

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01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:53,240
Speaker 3: the dumbest thing you've done on a dare? Eight seven

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01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:55,720
Speaker 3: seven forty four Woody is the number will go right

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01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:58,560
Speaker 3: to the phones. So let's say hello to uh Doug deerg.

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01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:00,160
Speaker 18: Dodd.

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01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:01,200
Speaker 4: What's up, Doug?

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01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:01,600
Speaker 12: How are you?

1476
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:05,160
Speaker 3: What's up? All right? So you you're the first caller?

1477
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:09,360
Speaker 3: Topic again. What's the dumbest thing you've done on a dare?

1478
01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:10,480
Speaker 1: Was?

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01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:13,000
Speaker 10: I was going to school down in San Diego. A

1480
01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:15,400
Speaker 10: bunch of friends of ours went down to San Felipa

1481
01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:20,040
Speaker 10: and Mexico to have a party for the weekend. At

1482
01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:23,120
Speaker 10: the end of the party, there was a scare to

1483
01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:25,639
Speaker 10: get up on the motor home before we went home

1484
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:28,040
Speaker 10: and have some tequila shots. Well, it moved on from

1485
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:30,519
Speaker 10: there and the driver wanted to get going, and we

1486
01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:33,600
Speaker 10: decided not to get down and stayed on top of

1487
01:08:33,680 --> 01:08:37,679
Speaker 10: the motor home in at beach chair for two hours

1488
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:42,120
Speaker 10: while driving back to San Diego the border, passing tequila

1489
01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:45,040
Speaker 10: shots back and forth with a few buddies on top,

1490
01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:49,519
Speaker 10: stood up to pass my bottle of tequila to my friend.

1491
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:52,760
Speaker 10: My beach chair flew away. My buddy in the back

1492
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:54,720
Speaker 10: caught it in midair and handed it back to me,

1493
01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:57,880
Speaker 10: and we sat down and kept going, huh, dumbest thing.

1494
01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:00,400
Speaker 4: And nobody got hurt. Next war, pulled over or nothing?

1495
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:04,439
Speaker 10: Team will, no casualties, no pullovers. There for two hours,

1496
01:09:04,479 --> 01:09:08,559
Speaker 10: got a cam pass and fifty five miles an hour.

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01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:14,439
Speaker 3: All right, well, there's there's dirt story. All right.

1498
01:09:14,479 --> 01:09:16,600
Speaker 4: Hold on one second, man, We'll move on to the

1499
01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:17,400
Speaker 4: second call here.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to John. Good morning, John, Hey John, John, John,

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01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:23,360
Speaker 3: Hi John. All right, so last man standing, what's the

1502
01:09:23,439 --> 01:09:25,000
Speaker 3: dumbest thing you've done on a dare?

1503
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:27,479
Speaker 11: The dumbest thing I did down the dare is back

1504
01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:29,000
Speaker 11: in the high So I have a bunch of buddies.

1505
01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:31,240
Speaker 11: That's some video cameras. They dared me to run through

1506
01:09:31,280 --> 01:09:35,400
Speaker 11: our local shopping mall completely butt naked, nothing but a

1507
01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:39,960
Speaker 11: Paris box on paras and a latex Jean Simmons mats.

1508
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:42,479
Speaker 11: Stopped in the set part, did a little did a

1509
01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:44,400
Speaker 11: little jig, and took off, running right out in the

1510
01:09:44,439 --> 01:09:45,720
Speaker 11: backyard to hop in a car.

1511
01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:49,360
Speaker 3: And oh, never got caught. No, never, that's a lot

1512
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:53,240
Speaker 3: of penis confidence. I know, I admire that. Greg and

1513
01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:56,040
Speaker 3: I are both of like, wow, this guy that's so cool.

1514
01:09:56,120 --> 01:09:57,800
Speaker 3: Streaking used to be just fun, I know.

1515
01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:02,200
Speaker 4: I all right, And when you throw in socks in

1516
01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:04,080
Speaker 4: a Jean Simmons mask, it's hilarious.

1517
01:10:05,960 --> 01:10:06,160
Speaker 11: John.

1518
01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:09,160
Speaker 4: I know we're all wondering, are you well, hung man,

1519
01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:09,960
Speaker 4: we're all wondering.

1520
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:12,800
Speaker 11: I'm definitely a grower, not a.

1521
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:16,400
Speaker 3: Showy grower, not a show That's why he wore the

1522
01:10:16,479 --> 01:10:17,560
Speaker 3: mask kidding.

1523
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:19,200
Speaker 11: Them.

1524
01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:22,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, John, hang on one second, whose story

1525
01:10:22,280 --> 01:10:26,360
Speaker 4: do we like? I'm gonna vote for John? Yeah, John,

1526
01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:30,439
Speaker 4: I appreciate the prank nature of it. Yeah, fine, Okay,

1527
01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:32,080
Speaker 4: the first one is just cool.

1528
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:34,599
Speaker 3: Number one is not really a dare. Yeah, I mean

1529
01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:37,439
Speaker 3: I would do that one. I wouldn't do the streaking one. Okay,

1530
01:10:37,479 --> 01:10:39,800
Speaker 3: So we're all in agreement, John, John, all right, Thanks, Doug,

1531
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:41,800
Speaker 3: appreciate you man, Thanks for listening the Wood Show.

1532
01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:46,720
Speaker 4: All right, John, hang on, you're still in it. Let's

1533
01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:47,840
Speaker 4: go to Kelly.

1534
01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:52,040
Speaker 3: Good morning, Kelly morning. All right, last man standing, what's

1535
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:53,800
Speaker 3: the dumbest thing you've done on a dare?

1536
01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:57,120
Speaker 5: Oh my god, me and my brother were little, and

1537
01:10:57,560 --> 01:11:00,600
Speaker 5: he dared me to drink soda that was an refrigerator,

1538
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:03,040
Speaker 5: knowing that I don't like soda. But he dared me,

1539
01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:05,320
Speaker 5: and I did it, and it turned out to be

1540
01:11:05,479 --> 01:11:07,599
Speaker 5: his pee and it all out.

1541
01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:12,080
Speaker 4: Now that's some sibling stuff right there.

1542
01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:15,799
Speaker 18: That's more we have sibling wars.

1543
01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:18,760
Speaker 3: But he told her it was an old soda, which

1544
01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:20,519
Speaker 3: is I guess how he got around it being open.

1545
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:25,040
Speaker 3: Uh huh, Yeah, dare darey drink this old soda turned

1546
01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:27,360
Speaker 3: out to be his peace. So it's a dare and

1547
01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:30,040
Speaker 3: a prank at the same time, dude. At the same

1548
01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:31,240
Speaker 3: time that happened.

1549
01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:34,000
Speaker 9: In high school with a group of friends of mine,

1550
01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:36,960
Speaker 9: we had a guy named his nickname is man Dick

1551
01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:40,040
Speaker 9: and dude he did the same thing.

1552
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:42,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because they thought it was mountain dude.

1553
01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:46,120
Speaker 4: Oh my god, same here, man. What in school told

1554
01:11:46,160 --> 01:11:50,040
Speaker 4: the kid this local bully said, hey, Jimmy, drink this

1555
01:11:50,160 --> 01:11:51,439
Speaker 4: mountain dew and it was pete.

1556
01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:54,240
Speaker 3: Really apparently this is a comedy.

1557
01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:54,760
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1558
01:11:56,160 --> 01:11:57,840
Speaker 3: I took a sip out of a dip cup once.

1559
01:11:57,960 --> 01:12:00,840
Speaker 3: That was a while on purpose was because I was

1560
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:03,639
Speaker 3: sitting there, and yeah, I grabbed the wrong thing.

1561
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:06,320
Speaker 4: Oh, God, Yeah, that was foul. So what would you

1562
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:07,080
Speaker 4: rather drink?

1563
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:08,960
Speaker 11: I don't know.

1564
01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:12,200
Speaker 3: In a way, I'd almost rather pee. It's gonna be.

1565
01:12:12,479 --> 01:12:17,280
Speaker 4: Cleaner, right, interesting?

1566
01:12:17,320 --> 01:12:17,559
Speaker 10: All right?

1567
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:19,040
Speaker 4: So whose story?

1568
01:12:19,240 --> 01:12:23,400
Speaker 3: John running through the mall butt naked or Kelly who

1569
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:25,320
Speaker 3: drank her brothers quote old soda.

1570
01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:28,280
Speaker 4: I'm totally over analyzing this, but I'm still sticking with

1571
01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:31,160
Speaker 4: John because Kelly's was a dare to do something that

1572
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:33,800
Speaker 4: if it was a soda, not a big deal. There.

1573
01:12:34,040 --> 01:12:36,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not a dare. It was a prank exactly.

1574
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:40,200
Speaker 4: Okay, Well I was gonna vote for Kelly's. Everybody on John.

1575
01:12:42,240 --> 01:12:46,040
Speaker 4: All right, Kelly, thank you for calling Kelly. Yeah, yeah,

1576
01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:47,160
Speaker 4: you set your mouth on fire.

1577
01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:47,719
Speaker 3: I'm assuming.

1578
01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:49,479
Speaker 4: Let's see.

1579
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:52,160
Speaker 3: Let's go to uh Ben, Hey, good morning, Ben, Ben,

1580
01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:53,879
Speaker 3: good morning?

1581
01:12:55,479 --> 01:12:58,360
Speaker 4: All right? So, last man standing, what's the dumbest thing

1582
01:12:58,400 --> 01:12:59,479
Speaker 4: you've done on a dare?

1583
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:07,080
Speaker 15: Everything starts when you're drunk, now, No, absolutely, not on

1584
01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:07,719
Speaker 15: at work?

1585
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:09,839
Speaker 4: Okay, that means.

1586
01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:17,320
Speaker 15: Everything bad, I guess in my life. Long story short,

1587
01:13:17,439 --> 01:13:20,439
Speaker 15: in high school at a party, big party, lots of

1588
01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:24,120
Speaker 15: cars in the parking lot, guy ends up eating a

1589
01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:25,120
Speaker 15: tequila worm.

1590
01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:27,720
Speaker 11: That guy was so passed out.

1591
01:13:28,760 --> 01:13:32,680
Speaker 15: Somebody dares me to jump up on his car, do

1592
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:36,880
Speaker 15: a dance, put some dance in the hood, which I

1593
01:13:37,120 --> 01:13:40,519
Speaker 15: gladly did. Like, oh you dare me to do this,

1594
01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:44,960
Speaker 15: I will show you how drunk and stupid I can be.

1595
01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:47,320
Speaker 11: Car.

1596
01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:50,799
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, he didn't deserve it at all either.

1597
01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:53,560
Speaker 3: Like, is that why you became an alcoholic?

1598
01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:59,519
Speaker 4: Because is that why you're drunk right now?

1599
01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:00,800
Speaker 3: Work every second?

1600
01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:01,360
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1601
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:05,360
Speaker 15: Can I tell you that I actually was an alcoholic

1602
01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:07,559
Speaker 15: but being recovered for ten years?

1603
01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:09,360
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1604
01:14:09,640 --> 01:14:11,000
Speaker 3: Look, we have no side effects.

1605
01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:14,599
Speaker 10: I'm not don't know, we weren't.

1606
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:18,120
Speaker 4: All right, let's see Ben's story or John story.

1607
01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:22,519
Speaker 15: That's just kind of stupid. Like I said, I'm sorry, I.

1608
01:14:24,280 --> 01:14:26,000
Speaker 3: Can hear, yeah, it's feel bad about it.

1609
01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:28,360
Speaker 4: I get it. I can hear the regret and the

1610
01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:29,280
Speaker 4: alcohol in your broath.

1611
01:14:29,640 --> 01:14:30,320
Speaker 11: Just let it go.

1612
01:14:31,640 --> 01:14:37,360
Speaker 3: I'm kidding. I'm kidding him. It's jokes man, jokes. It's

1613
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:39,559
Speaker 3: just all right. So, uh, what do you think Greg?

1614
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:43,880
Speaker 3: Whose story? I'm still sticking with John streaking on the

1615
01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:44,599
Speaker 3: story minute?

1616
01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:48,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, through the mall because Ben was just being as

1617
01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:50,519
Speaker 4: much of a there' hey go go don't.

1618
01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:53,240
Speaker 3: It wasn't dangerous to him. That just may be a dick, Okay,

1619
01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:55,880
Speaker 3: all right, Ben, thank you for the call, appreciated, Thanks

1620
01:14:55,880 --> 01:14:59,479
Speaker 3: for being a good sport. Let it go, Ben, he resolve.

1621
01:15:00,240 --> 01:15:01,040
Speaker 3: All right, thanks man.

1622
01:15:01,880 --> 01:15:06,439
Speaker 4: Let's go to uh Travis say good morning, Travis, good morning,

1623
01:15:06,479 --> 01:15:08,240
Speaker 4: good morning, good morning. All right, So what's the what's

1624
01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:09,599
Speaker 4: the dumbest thing you've done on a dare?

1625
01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:12,280
Speaker 18: I've done quite a few. Had time to think about

1626
01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:14,719
Speaker 18: it listening to the others. So one of the ones

1627
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:16,760
Speaker 18: I could think of the dumbest there I did. I

1628
01:15:16,840 --> 01:15:20,200
Speaker 18: believe I was in the fifth grade. I was known

1629
01:15:20,280 --> 01:15:22,920
Speaker 18: as probably one of the class clowns. So it was

1630
01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:25,600
Speaker 18: after lunch. I was after lunch and a couple of

1631
01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:28,320
Speaker 18: friends are like, I dare you to make a scene

1632
01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:31,639
Speaker 18: in the class after lunch. I'm like, okay, so thinking

1633
01:15:31,680 --> 01:15:34,280
Speaker 18: about it, thinking about it, we go to class. We

1634
01:15:34,360 --> 01:15:38,120
Speaker 18: sit down about five minutes in and the teachers like,

1635
01:15:38,479 --> 01:15:40,080
Speaker 18: this is a time when it woulden desk.

1636
01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:41,280
Speaker 10: You know, you could open it.

1637
01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:41,760
Speaker 18: And close it.

1638
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:46,400
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1639
01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:50,160
Speaker 18: So the teacher was like, what's that smell? Why does

1640
01:15:50,200 --> 01:15:54,080
Speaker 18: the smell like smoke? And everybody's quiet. I'm sitting quiet,

1641
01:15:54,240 --> 01:15:56,519
Speaker 18: and you know a couple of seconds passed by, you

1642
01:15:56,600 --> 01:15:58,200
Speaker 18: see smoke coming out of my desk.

1643
01:15:58,720 --> 01:15:59,880
Speaker 10: So he obviously sees it.

1644
01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:04,320
Speaker 18: He comes opens up my desk, flame just comes bursting

1645
01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:10,120
Speaker 18: out of the desk, Sprinklings go off everywhere everybody the classroom, and.

1646
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:11,320
Speaker 3: How much trouble you get?

1647
01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:15,160
Speaker 18: I got suspend it for a couple of days.

1648
01:16:15,160 --> 01:16:15,760
Speaker 3: I'm sure you did.

1649
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:16,920
Speaker 4: What did you do to create this?

1650
01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:19,639
Speaker 18: I set my homework on fire?

1651
01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:26,240
Speaker 3: Okay, there we go. All right, Okay, so somebody dared

1652
01:16:26,280 --> 01:16:34,080
Speaker 3: you too, and you went straight to fire. That's beyond yeah, yeah,

1653
01:16:34,479 --> 01:16:36,800
Speaker 3: all right, really taking the there serious sea best will

1654
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:40,160
Speaker 3: start with you. This is this is actually tough because

1655
01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:40,679
Speaker 3: that's good.

1656
01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:43,360
Speaker 16: That's good, and it's very it's not smart, but it's

1657
01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:45,120
Speaker 16: very risk and it's very impressive.

1658
01:16:45,160 --> 01:16:47,680
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm still going with the streaking because it's just

1659
01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:51,800
Speaker 3: such a classic look. Okay, and penises and penises and

1660
01:16:52,560 --> 01:16:54,040
Speaker 3: hilarious Sammy.

1661
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:56,360
Speaker 14: I'm going with Travis the fire starter.

1662
01:16:56,320 --> 01:16:57,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, menace.

1663
01:16:57,960 --> 01:17:00,640
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean the fire starting is pretty extreme, but

1664
01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:03,080
Speaker 9: I'm going with the hilarity of the wiener and the

1665
01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:03,800
Speaker 9: kiss mask.

1666
01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:08,120
Speaker 3: Okay, Greg Gory, Yeah, this is tough because this is

1667
01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:14,839
Speaker 3: quite a scene. I think the scarier, riskier one is fire.

1668
01:17:15,080 --> 01:17:17,479
Speaker 3: So we have a tie would and.

1669
01:17:17,479 --> 01:17:19,720
Speaker 4: There's there's no way you're getting away with that either. Yeah,

1670
01:17:20,479 --> 01:17:24,479
Speaker 4: because it's your desk. Yeah, it's such a risk. Yeah,

1671
01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:25,679
Speaker 4: I'm going fire.

1672
01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:27,160
Speaker 3: Should ask did you have a lighter with? Like, how

1673
01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:29,200
Speaker 3: did you how did you set the homework on fire?

1674
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:30,200
Speaker 11: Yes?

1675
01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:31,200
Speaker 18: I did have a lighter.

1676
01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:33,519
Speaker 3: I was supposed to hit the.

1677
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:35,920
Speaker 16: Light.

1678
01:17:37,360 --> 01:17:38,680
Speaker 4: I thought it was a big deal. Just get your

1679
01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:39,639
Speaker 4: hands on matches at.

1680
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:42,200
Speaker 3: That age, like there was a danger, but not just

1681
01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:44,640
Speaker 3: danger for it was just danger for himself that'd be

1682
01:17:44,680 --> 01:17:46,760
Speaker 3: one thing, but danger for the entire class, for the

1683
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:47,920
Speaker 3: building and everything like.

1684
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:50,439
Speaker 4: So and potentially having to like redo the class.

1685
01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:51,720
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with the ones a little bit more

1686
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:55,000
Speaker 3: silly and only really you know, something that would be

1687
01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:56,719
Speaker 3: a consequence to that person.

1688
01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:58,360
Speaker 4: So I think I'm gonna go with John on that.

1689
01:17:58,560 --> 01:18:00,679
Speaker 4: It's tough. Yeah, that's a tough Travis.

1690
01:18:00,720 --> 01:18:01,280
Speaker 3: Thank you for the call.

1691
01:18:01,400 --> 01:18:04,040
Speaker 4: Thanks, I appreciate the call. Story.

1692
01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:08,519
Speaker 3: Let's go to Sammy. Good morning, Sammy, Sammy, good morning,

1693
01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:10,880
Speaker 3: good morning. All right, So what's the dumbest thing he's

1694
01:18:10,920 --> 01:18:11,559
Speaker 3: done on a dare?

1695
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:14,759
Speaker 6: Let me start off by saying, my sister is meaner

1696
01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:18,120
Speaker 6: than all four of my brothers put together. So eight

1697
01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:19,960
Speaker 6: years old and playing truth or dare with her, and

1698
01:18:20,040 --> 01:18:23,439
Speaker 6: my dumb ass says, dare. So she makes me lick

1699
01:18:23,560 --> 01:18:28,680
Speaker 6: the bottom of my shoes from beginning. Oh who knows

1700
01:18:28,720 --> 01:18:29,519
Speaker 6: where those shoes been?

1701
01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:31,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, that reminds me. One time we were doing like

1702
01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:33,880
Speaker 3: this event at a dive bar and Menace licked a

1703
01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:36,040
Speaker 3: stripper pole from the very bottom of it to his

1704
01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:39,280
Speaker 3: high up on that stripper pole as his tongue could

1705
01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:42,320
Speaker 3: reach while standing. I like to entertain listeners my back

1706
01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:44,160
Speaker 3: and he was saying like, because he was like.

1707
01:18:44,520 --> 01:18:46,640
Speaker 4: I don't get sick ever, Yeah, that's why I here

1708
01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:49,200
Speaker 4: licked this dirty strip he did. Yeah, I love doing it.

1709
01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:53,360
Speaker 3: And then guess what happened. I was after eating the tissues,

1710
01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:58,120
Speaker 3: he got sick. Yeah, yeah, the pole is fine. Okay, Yeah,

1711
01:18:58,120 --> 01:19:00,519
Speaker 3: there were some snotty tissues from another coworker and he

1712
01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:03,439
Speaker 3: ate those and then he got sick and he enjoyed

1713
01:19:03,439 --> 01:19:05,160
Speaker 3: that too. All right, So Sammy or John, what do

1714
01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:07,400
Speaker 3: we think for entertainment purposes? It's a good dare.

1715
01:19:07,439 --> 01:19:09,559
Speaker 4: I like that one. Look at the bottom of your shoes.

1716
01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:15,120
Speaker 3: Yeah she didn't top the bottom. I'm gonna stick with streaker, streaker.

1717
01:19:15,479 --> 01:19:15,679
Speaker 15: Yeah.

1718
01:19:16,439 --> 01:19:19,599
Speaker 4: Yeah, licking of the shoes is not even shocking anymore

1719
01:19:19,640 --> 01:19:20,599
Speaker 4: of these days.

1720
01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:23,720
Speaker 3: Okay, he's a speakers, more people are involved, bigger.

1721
01:19:23,439 --> 01:19:26,599
Speaker 4: Audience, yes, yeah, yes, okay, all right, well Sammy, thank

1722
01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:27,840
Speaker 4: you very much there for the call.

1723
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:32,559
Speaker 3: Appreciate you listening. Well, ladies and gentlemen. That is all

1724
01:19:32,640 --> 01:19:34,040
Speaker 3: the time we have. So I do believe we have

1725
01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:35,960
Speaker 3: a winner, and that would be John. John.

1726
01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:37,000
Speaker 4: Congratulations.

1727
01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:39,920
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, you are the.

1728
01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:43,000
Speaker 4: Winner of this round of Last man Standing.

1729
01:19:43,920 --> 01:19:44,280
Speaker 10: Awesome.

1730
01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:47,120
Speaker 3: Congratulations and as part of your reward, Greg's going to

1731
01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:50,200
Speaker 3: recreate your prank. Yeah, right now, right now. Yeah, he's

1732
01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:52,599
Speaker 3: on the hall of work. He's a grower, not a shower,

1733
01:19:52,680 --> 01:19:55,439
Speaker 3: right Greg, Guys, that is correct. Yeah, all right, well John,

1734
01:19:55,479 --> 01:19:57,960
Speaker 3: hang on second, we'll get all your information. Thank you

1735
01:19:58,040 --> 01:20:01,160
Speaker 3: so much for listening to the Woody Show. Everybody else

1736
01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:03,680
Speaker 3: was who was on hold already. I'm sorry, we just

1737
01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:06,479
Speaker 3: simply ran out of time. We got to take a break.

1738
01:20:06,560 --> 01:20:24,439
Speaker 3: More wood He shows next. Hang on, we'll.

1739
01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:20,400
Speaker 18: All right.

1740
01:20:20,479 --> 01:20:24,599
Speaker 3: Some uh other people that were texting over couldn't call

1741
01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:27,800
Speaker 3: in for our last man standing. Dumbest thing you did

1742
01:20:27,880 --> 01:20:30,439
Speaker 3: on a dare? This one says I was trying to

1743
01:20:30,479 --> 01:20:33,799
Speaker 3: impress these two girls in a pool, and I dared them.

1744
01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:35,280
Speaker 4: To kiss each other, which they did.

1745
01:20:36,560 --> 01:20:40,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, yeah, But then they dared me to

1746
01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:43,360
Speaker 3: streak around the apartment complex that we were, where the

1747
01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:44,679
Speaker 3: pool was, where we were swimming.

1748
01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:46,960
Speaker 4: I did it. When I came back, they were gone

1749
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:49,040
Speaker 4: and so were my clothes. Oh no.

1750
01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:54,240
Speaker 3: Mistake, nightmare can't call. But I was there when I

1751
01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:56,800
Speaker 3: was a kid to get someone to eat animal poop.

1752
01:20:56,880 --> 01:20:59,400
Speaker 3: So I took a Tutsi roll, ate the actual Tutsi roll,

1753
01:20:59,400 --> 01:21:01,919
Speaker 3: and then replace the tutsie roll with the poop.

1754
01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:02,639
Speaker 4: And gave it to another kid.

1755
01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:09,280
Speaker 3: As a kid, I was there to lick the floor

1756
01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:15,840
Speaker 3: of the boy's bathroom and I actually did it. Let's see,

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01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:18,479
Speaker 3: Dumbest dare involves a lighter and a game of Chicken.

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Speaker 3: Ended up with a burn scar on my palm, a

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01:21:20,560 --> 01:21:24,000
Speaker 3: melted pen scar on one wrist, and a cigarette burn

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Speaker 3: scar on the other.

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Speaker 4: Just a fun story.

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Speaker 3: How my brother dared me to jump out of our

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01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:35,000
Speaker 3: second floor window so he would rent me a WWE

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Speaker 3: video game. I landed in a hole, snapped my ankle

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Speaker 3: basically in half. I had to crawl around the house

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01:21:41,960 --> 01:21:45,240
Speaker 3: crying for my family to find me. I did get

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Speaker 3: the game, though I'm not going to call on this one.

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Speaker 3: But my dumbest are was I put a fart bomb

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Speaker 3: in a church seat during service.

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Speaker 4: Yea at bomb, that's a place stink bomb. Yeah, you

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01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:05,280
Speaker 4: gotta really love Jesus to hang in there. Yeah you

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01:22:05,320 --> 01:22:06,479
Speaker 4: can find those anyway.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for your calls and for your stories. If

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01:22:09,560 --> 01:22:11,320
Speaker 3: you're just tuning in and you missed it, you just

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01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:13,599
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01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:16,320
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Speaker 3: podcast dumbest dares around the room? Can anybody remember one?

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Speaker 9: I mean for work I did. I snorted hot sauce,

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01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:29,760
Speaker 9: like the hottest hot sauce, I know, star bleeding. I

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01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:33,720
Speaker 9: think I did do a streak from like a.

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01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:36,040
Speaker 3: Ballparking back, like, oh wait, what is okay? The one

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01:22:36,120 --> 01:22:39,920
Speaker 3: day pre being extremely fat and pre this show. Yeah,

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01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:41,960
Speaker 3: working on this show. He was working on a different

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01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:44,160
Speaker 3: morning show years and years ago. Didn't somebody dare you

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Speaker 3: to fish a turd out of the toilet with your

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Speaker 3: bare hands and bring it to the boss's office.

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Speaker 4: Yeah I did that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's so much stuff that I did that I

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01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:54,439
Speaker 3: don't even remember. I didn't know you did it.

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Speaker 4: He was a human toilet stink. I didn't know a streak.

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01:22:57,479 --> 01:22:58,080
Speaker 3: Yeah I did that.

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Speaker 4: That sounds mortifying for you. I know, flying boxing and

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01:23:02,200 --> 01:23:04,800
Speaker 4: fought two other guys. That was cool. Anything you've done

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01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:06,320
Speaker 4: in a dare sea bass, Yeah.

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Speaker 16: A lot of stuff I think I may have told

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01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:10,360
Speaker 16: you about. I was at a Steve O live show.

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Speaker 16: This is back when he was still doing drugs, and

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01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:16,080
Speaker 16: he dared every good old days did exactly. He dared

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01:23:16,160 --> 01:23:17,840
Speaker 16: someone of the audience to punch himself in the face.

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01:23:17,880 --> 01:23:21,960
Speaker 16: So they bled and I did that, no problem, and

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01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:23,920
Speaker 16: then we did something. A lot of other stuff was

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01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:27,040
Speaker 16: more just like being stupid. Yeah, like fire, like Roman

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01:23:27,120 --> 01:23:30,240
Speaker 16: candle wars, like shirtless. Yeah, it's not really a dare,

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01:23:30,520 --> 01:23:32,640
Speaker 16: just like let's do this. Yeah I did that. I

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01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:35,320
Speaker 16: I had scars on my chest all summer because it

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01:23:35,400 --> 01:23:38,000
Speaker 16: was you take a dozen Roman candle shots to your chest,

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01:23:38,080 --> 01:23:38,679
Speaker 16: that will happen.

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Speaker 4: Sure, Hell yeah dog.

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Speaker 3: I mean my dare was the working at the fast

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01:23:43,040 --> 01:23:46,000
Speaker 3: food establishment and I had to swear to customer because

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01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:47,800
Speaker 3: I was working the drive through. I've told that story before.

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Speaker 4: That was my well.

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Speaker 3: He ended up being a car full of a woman

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01:23:52,400 --> 01:23:55,560
Speaker 3: in a car full of kids and he couldn't apologize.

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01:23:56,560 --> 01:23:58,000
Speaker 3: There was some money on the line. Well, dared to

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01:23:58,040 --> 01:23:59,560
Speaker 3: do if you do it? Well, you know everybody was

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01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:01,320
Speaker 3: chipping in, all the guys of the grower chipping in.

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01:24:01,760 --> 01:24:04,240
Speaker 3: So that's more than I made on any other day,

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01:24:04,400 --> 01:24:07,160
Speaker 3: a single day or work. It's like Greg said, when well,

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01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:10,800
Speaker 3: you were dared to drink cigarette but water. Yeah, so

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01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:13,640
Speaker 3: there was a bottle of water that there were some

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01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:16,360
Speaker 3: cigarettes put out in. You know people will do that. Yeah,

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01:24:16,360 --> 01:24:18,960
Speaker 3: and we dared Greg to drink it and he did

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01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:22,920
Speaker 3: sixty bucks. Yeah he did for money, but it's still yeah,

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01:24:22,920 --> 01:24:25,240
Speaker 3: I did it from Yeah, for money. I love menaces

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01:24:25,280 --> 01:24:26,880
Speaker 3: foot in my mouth. Yeah, we had, we had. The

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01:24:27,280 --> 01:24:30,200
Speaker 3: guy was just doing it for a video game rental.

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01:24:30,280 --> 01:24:32,599
Speaker 3: A right, if you're doing it for money, it's even

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01:24:33,040 --> 01:24:36,599
Speaker 3: it's a reward, YEA. Something tells me that the Sammy

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01:24:37,320 --> 01:24:40,479
Speaker 3: has at least one story, or at the very least

1832
01:24:40,720 --> 01:24:43,000
Speaker 3: she seems because you know that whole like, oh my god,

1833
01:24:43,080 --> 01:24:44,439
Speaker 3: we were cheerleaders.

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Speaker 4: Like mean girl.

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Speaker 3: She's the one that dared some sucker, some nerds, some losers,

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01:24:50,200 --> 01:24:53,679
Speaker 3: some less popular, some less mean girl stuff.

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01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:55,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, she went to some loser and tried to make

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01:24:55,680 --> 01:24:55,960
Speaker 4: her pop.

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01:24:56,160 --> 01:24:57,519
Speaker 3: She's smiling, so you know it's true.

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Speaker 14: The thing is is that I'm sure I didn't. I

1841
01:24:59,880 --> 01:25:00,599
Speaker 14: just can't remember.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like every day, did you ever do

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01:25:05,920 --> 01:25:06,200
Speaker 4: a dare?

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Speaker 15: I did?

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01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:10,280
Speaker 13: They were doing the boys were doing like a fight

1846
01:25:10,439 --> 01:25:12,200
Speaker 13: night when I was a freshman in high school and

1847
01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:14,600
Speaker 13: they were all boxing each other, and they dared me

1848
01:25:14,760 --> 01:25:16,040
Speaker 13: and one of my friends.

1849
01:25:15,760 --> 01:25:18,080
Speaker 14: To box each other, which we did, but.

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Speaker 13: She was much taller than me and I never had

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01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:24,120
Speaker 13: a chance, Like it was really stupid for me to

1852
01:25:24,160 --> 01:25:24,479
Speaker 13: go like.

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01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:26,479
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, okay on a dare.

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01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:29,000
Speaker 13: And I had braces at the time, and she just

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01:25:29,160 --> 01:25:33,360
Speaker 13: towered over me and I every single round ended because

1856
01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:36,840
Speaker 13: I blacked out and had to get so much and

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01:25:37,080 --> 01:25:39,640
Speaker 13: tore up the whole inside of my mouth and I embraces.

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01:25:40,040 --> 01:25:43,439
Speaker 3: It was the freshman year boxing thing. Now here we

1859
01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:47,720
Speaker 3: are explain some things, some brain damage. There a lot

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Speaker 3: of times to thanks for all your stories, Thank you

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Speaker 3: for your text messages.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna take a quick break more Wood.

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Speaker 3: He shows next hang On show