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Speaker 2: Tequila is the most disgusting, awful of all the hard alcohols.
Speaker 5: Should be illegal.
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Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 5: You ever trying to take a shot out tequila as
Speaker 5: soon as they give it to you?
Speaker 6: Why?
Speaker 5: Hey, well, lick your hand first?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 5: Why would I do that? When have I ever been
Speaker 5: having a great time?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 5: Yeah, what could be better? I know, like some sort
Speaker 5: of alcoholic cats.
Speaker 2: So then you lick your hand, You're like, oh, my
Speaker 2: mouth tastes like wet hand. I didn't expect that this morning.
Speaker 2: Now put salt on it and like it gross. Okay,
Speaker 2: now I know what a saltier version of my wet
Speaker 2: hand tastes.
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Speaker 6: Friday, July twenty fourth, twenty twenty six. Hello, this is
Speaker 6: the Power Trip Morning Show. I'm Corey Cove. That's Chris Hockey.
Speaker 6: There's meet saus Paul Embert, there's Zach Holverson. It's Friday.
Speaker 1: We made it. Hello. Hello, how are you? Man?
Speaker 8: I'm good, Thanks for asking many a nice to do.
Speaker 4: Yeah here you're welcome, man, welcome, good side to the porno.
Speaker 1: What an idiot? Well yeah, though, that's what you do, bro,
Speaker 1: that's what you do, man. Yeah.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 3: So I created a uh long start longer, I h
Speaker 3: I was trying to make a lyric video. And there
Speaker 3: are these AI services you can use to make those things,
Speaker 3: you know, like co pilot exactly like Cobra, Yeah, exactly
Speaker 3: like that, Yeah, and I so I I there's relatively expensive.
Speaker 3: So I was like, yeah, I don't have time to
Speaker 3: do it myself, and I want to get this done,
Speaker 3: so blah blah blah and uh I paid for the service,
Speaker 3: and yesterday before I left, I made I tried to
Speaker 3: to make my lyric video and it was pretty it's
Speaker 3: pretty bad, pretty future.
Speaker 1: So it's like, wow, that's not gonna work.
Speaker 3: But then I saw that there was another option where
Speaker 3: you could make a movie a music video completely with
Speaker 3: AI for your song.
Speaker 1: So I did.
Speaker 4: It took a long time and I had to leave.
Speaker 3: So I got here this morning and I had to
Speaker 3: do some things in the studio to get the thing
Speaker 3: working again, and I opened the site back up and
Speaker 3: the video is done and I just watched it and
Speaker 3: it's legitimately bothersome.
Speaker 1: It's a well.
Speaker 6: And then for the record, iHeart is guaranteed human, guaranteed human.
Speaker 6: Chris Hockey Band is not no, right, you never signed
Speaker 6: a pack that you had to be a human.
Speaker 4: I know we signed some packs, but not that we
Speaker 4: had to be human.
Speaker 3: So I I loaded in the song and then it
Speaker 3: said what do you want this to be about?
Speaker 4: And I said I wanted to be.
Speaker 3: Young adult female trying to do good in the world
Speaker 3: and make hard decisions.
Speaker 4: That's all.
Speaker 3: At one point her head turns, Linda Blair like, oh no,
Speaker 3: she's Asian, and then she's not suddenly, and then she
Speaker 3: is again.
Speaker 1: It's a bother of choice.
Speaker 3: It's like, it's like Chris Nolan made this. Well that's
Speaker 3: good though, when he was on mushrooms. Jesus, Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: very odd. At the very opening scene, she's standing on
Speaker 3: the edge of a building, I'm like, wait a minute.
Speaker 6: Well, she's making a tough choice, making a choice.
Speaker 4: Thank god she made the right one and one. At
Speaker 4: one point she decides to be white. I don't know
Speaker 4: what happened. And then her hair grows.
Speaker 6: How realistic is it? Outside of some of the things
Speaker 6: you just it looks like real people walking around. It is.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna load it so that I can send it
Speaker 3: to you, guys, because I want you to see if
Speaker 3: you're as bothered by it as I am.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Hits very and she gets older and at one point
Speaker 3: I'm sure the backside of was a man Ai, which
Speaker 3: I'm a fan of.
Speaker 4: Our future overlord as you guys, Well, no, it's pretty weird, right,
Speaker 4: I just watched it just before I walked through the door,
Speaker 4: so I'm a little taken aback.
Speaker 6: What if you had waited almost twenty four hours and
Speaker 6: they alert you that the video is done, and you're like,
Speaker 6: all right, I asked for a young lady trying to
Speaker 6: do good in the world.
Speaker 1: She's just trying to make some tough choices.
Speaker 6: And it had been a three and a half minute
Speaker 6: video of her standing in a parking lot, turning left
Speaker 6: to a Red Robin or right to a Perkins, and
Speaker 6: she it was three and a half minutes of going
Speaker 6: like I don't know where I'm eating today.
Speaker 4: That I would have been way less bothered by it.
Speaker 6: She didn't change races, she didn't break her neck style, No,
Speaker 6: she just didn't know where she wanted to get lunch.
Speaker 1: And uh, you know, those are some of the tough
Speaker 1: choices that a young lady in today's society has to
Speaker 1: decide on.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and you would have paid in the hardest choice
Speaker 9: of all, of course, is what race do you go with?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 1: Obviously?
Speaker 4: Is it NASCAR's a Formula One? Is it dirt track? Somewhere?
Speaker 3: Upload videos? Okay, here we go. I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 3: upload this, some bitch. It's gonna take probably fourteen fifteen
Speaker 3: hours on this computer to upload.
Speaker 1: Are you using LimeWire? Don't tell me what to do?
Speaker 6: And you know the manager of Red Robins, Like, what
Speaker 6: is that sometimes Asian, sometimes white girl doing. She's been
Speaker 6: staring at our restaurant for three and a half minutes.
Speaker 1: Her head spinning.
Speaker 4: If you were to be whatd like if if you
Speaker 4: saw this lady the thing, Oh, I'm sorry, do the
Speaker 4: things this lady does in my video, you'd call the authorities,
Speaker 4: or you'd probably take yourself out because you'd be too
Speaker 4: freaked out, or take.
Speaker 1: Her out right, assuming she's some kind of an alien. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if she's shape shifted, she's a shape shifter. She does cool.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's Nightcrawler from the X Men, Yeah, or mystique.
Speaker 1: Send it to Randy, see if he thinks it's real. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he probably would.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's expecting this. Yeah, oh yeah, he's like, I
Speaker 4: don't know if it is made for kids YouTube. I
Speaker 4: don't know what to say.
Speaker 3: No, no, I can't wait for you guys to see this,
Speaker 3: but I'm also afraid that you're not going to sleep
Speaker 3: for the next fourteen years.
Speaker 1: Well let's see it then, Sauce.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Sauce and Zach, even though Zach probably has a
Speaker 6: better idea than you and I do.
Speaker 1: What do you think paid to have one video rendered
Speaker 1: in Ai. This is a good question. Now I'm gonna
Speaker 1: cheat a little bit. I can cheat a little bit.
Speaker 6: I had a client once tell me about a commercial
Speaker 6: that they tried to make a thirty second commercial and
Speaker 6: how much it costs them, And it wasn't much, but
Speaker 6: it also took five or six tries to get it right,
Speaker 6: so they ended up spending like thirty forty bucks. Right, yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna say Chris paid more for a better service.
Speaker 1: Maybe, So I'm going to go in the.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna say, like fifty bucks, not astronomical, but not like,
Speaker 6: you know, three dollars a shot.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say he paid fifty. Well he did pay
Speaker 1: like two fifty for the uh like a song service?
Speaker 6: Well yeah, hey, before we go on, Chris, can you
Speaker 6: tell us can you do you pay for the service
Speaker 6: or every individual video?
Speaker 3: Okay, so when the service is free, and then if
Speaker 3: you want to make something, it costs points.
Speaker 1: You have to buy people to got to buy points exactly.
Speaker 6: So you had to buy the adequate points to make
Speaker 6: a three and a half minute music video. Right, all right,
Speaker 6: I'm going to stick around still in that forty to
Speaker 6: fifty range.
Speaker 1: Sauce, I'll say one twenty five, Zach.
Speaker 9: You know, I'm trying to think of what they would
Speaker 9: charge for coins. I would say it probably had some
Speaker 9: coins left over, but it's probably an increments. You probably
Speaker 9: had to buy one hundred bucks worth of coins.
Speaker 1: Right again. I know.
Speaker 6: My client told me that that the thirty second spot
Speaker 6: they were trying was like five bucks a crack.
Speaker 1: It wasn't. It was way less than I thought.
Speaker 9: Really, yeah, but that's for a spot, so that's a
Speaker 9: minute spot or thirty seconds.
Speaker 6: It was a thirty second spot, but it was supposed
Speaker 6: to be real people doing real people's stuff, and it
Speaker 6: looked legit.
Speaker 8: I would have never known it was AI unless they
Speaker 8: told me, Chris.
Speaker 4: You guys are really good.
Speaker 3: So I bought it to make the lyric video, and
Speaker 3: that was seven ninety nine because that's, you know, pretty
Speaker 3: expensive to do. But then when it said do you
Speaker 3: want to make a full life video, I'm like sure,
Speaker 3: and that costs me twenty nine nine and nine more
Speaker 3: sad about forty bucks. Yeah yeah, but I didn't use
Speaker 3: all the points either. I still have some left over.
Speaker 4: Technically I could make another horror film if I write
Speaker 4: another song.
Speaker 6: Sorry, here's my follow up, but just like my client
Speaker 6: that said he took four or five six chances to
Speaker 6: make it right. So if you go back to this
Speaker 6: service and go, this isn't a box. She's changing races,
Speaker 6: she's twisting her head like this isn't and this isn't
Speaker 6: what worth thirty bucks?
Speaker 1: Like this is a botch? Can you basically say like
Speaker 1: this isn't even close to good enough?
Speaker 6: Or how does that work? Do you have to keep
Speaker 6: paying thirty dollars per at ten?
Speaker 3: We're living this in real time, so I'm not sure,
Speaker 3: but I know what you're saying because there's another service
Speaker 3: that I use where if you say this is terrible,
Speaker 3: you can dislike it and it'll give you the points
Speaker 3: back so you can make another one, yeah, or remix. Essentially,
Speaker 3: you know this has got two minutes left right now.
Speaker 3: YouTube checked the copyrights and the community guidelines.
Speaker 4: And no issues were found. Oh sweet, that's good, so
Speaker 4: let me click next here.
Speaker 3: I'm even a little messed up by her eyes the
Speaker 3: entire time, really, yes? And then wait t you see
Speaker 3: her teeth when she suddenly turns into a white lady.
Speaker 4: Okay, I really can't wait for you guys to see it.
Speaker 3: When when she when her body's going that way and
Speaker 3: she turns her head the wrong way around it legitimately
Speaker 3: is disconcerting. Well, I don't want to this is my song,
Speaker 3: and I don't want to watch this tonight before I
Speaker 3: go night night.
Speaker 6: Well, do you remember just a couple of days ago
Speaker 6: when we talked about what was the movie that we
Speaker 6: talked about that had a one percent Rotten Tomatoes score? Oh,
Speaker 6: guys with Dana Carvey, right, And we were like, could
Speaker 6: the Power Trip on our iPhones make a movie higher
Speaker 6: than one percent on Rotten Tomatoes?
Speaker 1: A full length feature? Sure?
Speaker 6: And I'm like, yeah, I think we could. I don't
Speaker 6: think we would do a great job. It's it's not
Speaker 6: easy to make a movie. But I think we could
Speaker 6: get higher than one percent by just giving it a shot.
Speaker 6: We already has to a good start. We have a
Speaker 6: shape shift. You're making tough decisions at a red robin. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and it only costs us thirty dollars.
Speaker 4: I've got to get there. I don't know what I
Speaker 4: did wrong.
Speaker 3: Oh, and by the way, there's a language I don't understand,
Speaker 3: and there's math. For some reason, she keeps looking at
Speaker 3: math and the numbers.
Speaker 6: Well, those are tough decisions. Yeah, but they're crunching in
Speaker 6: the numbers.
Speaker 3: They're like et math, like like the little rock guy
Speaker 3: in that movie with.
Speaker 6: The Baby Goose project tail Mary, thank you he did
Speaker 6: this math rocky.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what I did, Zach. You can
Speaker 3: see my screen here, but my video.
Speaker 4: Premiere is in one minute.
Speaker 1: What singers? E didn't make a public though, right?
Speaker 4: I think I did?
Speaker 1: Oh you did? Okay? What's it called?
Speaker 3: It's Chris Hockey Hard Things? AI song is called hard Things.
Speaker 1: I don't field. Oh my god, maybe.
Speaker 3: I've got sixty two seconds to tell my scary video
Speaker 3: forty two seconds.
Speaker 1: Now here it is? I found it?
Speaker 4: Is it counting down for you too?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: I don't know what I'm doing, do you guys?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 4: Can you guys? Can you see that?
Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm doing. I am an old man,
Speaker 3: I'm fifty five.
Speaker 1: I'm going to share this old dot com slash watch here.
Speaker 1: We can watch it together.
Speaker 4: Oh, there's music of some sort of playing.
Speaker 3: Yes, there is, by the way, the song just for
Speaker 3: iHeart to know, I wrote, recorded and this is real people.
Speaker 3: So this is this is live people that you're about
Speaker 3: to hear ten seconds and my scary horror films about
Speaker 3: their premiere. I'm the David Lynch of my general. Here
Speaker 3: we go, Here we go. Okay, she's looking out. Can
Speaker 3: you guys are you watching yet?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, she's looking over all. Yeah, she looks.
Speaker 4: She decides not to die, which is good.
Speaker 1: Now she's looking at it.
Speaker 4: I can't wait. Wait, guess what. Now she's in the
Speaker 4: seventh he's got two different hands every day?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what the hell?
Speaker 4: I don't know. Now she's older. She's walking down the street.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't want that she's age, because if you were
Speaker 4: happy every day. Now she's got Now she's got half
Speaker 4: a geen jacket.
Speaker 1: Is she wearing half a jean?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: And now she's looking in a window sort of cafe
Speaker 3: dot com slash watch.
Speaker 4: And now she's inside outside and what just happened?
Speaker 1: What just happened?
Speaker 4: Now she's running.
Speaker 1: Tom her.
Speaker 4: Two different hands even for something, and she's sitting on
Speaker 4: a park bench. Go, so you're right, Corey, it looks real.
Speaker 4: That's a real person. Kind of wit.
Speaker 1: Now watch this, watch this, so you're what.
Speaker 4: You're saying is what a I think like? And now
Speaker 4: she's started around, she's an old lady. Now she's an
Speaker 4: old lady.
Speaker 6: She hasn't blanked in sixty seconds happening, and she's out
Speaker 6: of breath because.
Speaker 4: She got older than thirty seconds. And she's in California.
Speaker 1: Oh mind too.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yea. And now she's getting younger again. And
Speaker 4: now she I think she's a teacher. Now watch the walls,
Speaker 4: watch the wall behind her. Now there's water running out
Speaker 4: of the window here.
Speaker 1: Why yeah, what is happening?
Speaker 7: You want? And what you have?
Speaker 1: Is that a metaphor? Pull the giant book out of
Speaker 1: the tiny pucket dry window? Do you have ugly windows? Window?
Speaker 4: Helmet? Now?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: And she's looking at you now now she's.
Speaker 1: Looking at.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, did you see the head?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okaymember blinks.
Speaker 4: Okay, she's about to turn into a different person all together,
Speaker 4: and she's on a Now look, this is a brutal
Speaker 4: this is isn't this weird? Look at the stars in
Speaker 4: the sky.
Speaker 1: And now she's a white lady in her bedroom.
Speaker 4: What is that.
Speaker 1: Wish? She's dancing to the be.
Speaker 4: Did she thinks she's flying? And now she's kind of
Speaker 4: a different white.
Speaker 1: Lady jacket again on her face?
Speaker 4: Is her face not freaking out a bit. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: mean yeah, don't look at this, look at this, watch.
Speaker 1: This, don't say it.
Speaker 4: Oh she dips and she's back to being the original lady. Okay, okay,
Speaker 4: and she's standing on a rock for some reason.
Speaker 1: They're fine. I told you, And now what's this at?
Speaker 3: And now look at her face and tell me that
Speaker 3: doesn't look like she just got yep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I swear to you.
Speaker 4: I didn't ask for her to be be Ukka. And
Speaker 4: now she's walking through a tunnel. She turns around and
Speaker 4: she's no longer in a tunnels. She's back on the
Speaker 4: roof again, deciding whether she wants to jump.
Speaker 6: You got to ask for your money back. I mean,
Speaker 6: you got to ask for your money back. That's so,
Speaker 6: by the way, the whole Hey, this guy is going
Speaker 6: through some tough time. She's trying to make some tough choices.
Speaker 6: Forget all the weird little glitches in the matrix here
Speaker 6: in this video, the tough choices were just her deciding
Speaker 6: which view of the city was the best. There was
Speaker 6: nothing in the video that looked like she was in
Speaker 6: a tough spot. It was just looking out over the
Speaker 6: horizon and apparently realizing something and then running to a
Speaker 6: different view of the exact same city.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And the other tough decision was hooded sweatshirt or
Speaker 1: jean jacket or half jean jacket. Yeah, changes with your sweat.
Speaker 9: I kind of like that style. I kind of want
Speaker 9: the half fuddy half jean jacket.
Speaker 3: I want to know which hand she decided on, Yeah,
Speaker 3: the woman's seven fingers.
Speaker 1: Or the tiny one speed that was brutal.
Speaker 4: That's weird, man, It's bothersome though, right.
Speaker 1: Yeh.
Speaker 4: That's what a I think's humanity is.
Speaker 6: It's it is ultimately crazy, how real moments of it look. Yeah,
Speaker 6: despite the moments where you're like, well that is just
Speaker 6: the fakest thing I've ever seen, but the moments you're like,
Speaker 6: that is clearly a real person just dancing or walking.
Speaker 3: I gotta fast forward to when her head decides to
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 1: Pull up you pull up the stream.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's a full three sixty right there. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it's two fourteen in.
Speaker 3: And I don't even know if I want to see
Speaker 3: the the comments.
Speaker 1: Do I want to see the comments?
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, they're not comments already com slash watch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh okay, here we go.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh my God, you just slowed down her
Speaker 4: head turn do that again?
Speaker 1: Look at this?
Speaker 3: Go on, watch right here, because she's she's sitting a
Speaker 3: kind of at a restaurant, but it's also kind of
Speaker 3: not and oh.
Speaker 1: My, like an owl great linebacker.
Speaker 3: Her body goes one way and then her head decides
Speaker 3: I'm going the other.
Speaker 1: Keeping her head on a swivels. Weird, okay now, but
Speaker 1: hang on.
Speaker 6: In her defense, this is when she was looking at
Speaker 6: a market like a farmer's market and quickly realize that
Speaker 6: one of these toughnesses she had to make in her
Speaker 6: life was should I look at the market from the
Speaker 6: other side of it? And she quickly ran to see
Speaker 6: the view on the other side.
Speaker 1: And let me get my eyeballs on this.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I want the State Fair T shirt
Speaker 4: to be her head pointing in the wrong direction.
Speaker 1: Let's look at her hands.
Speaker 4: One two? Is that her thumb?
Speaker 1: Why is one so much bigger than the other? Different color?
Speaker 3: And look how she is not concerned at all about
Speaker 3: the two different hands She's got.
Speaker 1: No why again, why are the walls crying? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay to that part is weird, Like look at
Speaker 4: her hands.
Speaker 7: Look at her hands.
Speaker 1: To shift tattoos on her hands.
Speaker 4: We are Yeah, I mean this is an odd deal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's over.
Speaker 4: Don't say what. I'm not sure how.
Speaker 3: Old the I mean Okay. And by the way, when
Speaker 3: she opens this up, what's in side this thing?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that little evil Lockett thing was that was the
Speaker 6: weirdest part weird and she's getting a handy. Look the
Speaker 6: Lockett has like two dead weird people and the reflection
Speaker 6: isn't quite right.
Speaker 1: And then she shuts it like that is.
Speaker 3: You didn't need to see that other parallel universe where
Speaker 3: dead people live.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the scariest photo of all time, little Lockett.
Speaker 4: Thing, Rocky the Rocky Toness. His uncle is getting a hand.
Speaker 6: You have like shadow Beast and then like the elephant man,
Speaker 6: but in the reflection they don't look anything alike. Right,
Speaker 6: the reflection is not the same at all, which is
Speaker 6: even scarier, like the shadow person, like that's a portal
Speaker 6: into hell.
Speaker 4: Yes, by the way, no one knows forever. You're right,
Speaker 4: that was GOLDI go for spinning his head.
Speaker 6: You're exactly right, No wonder this scals like I just
Speaker 6: need to keep running through this beautiful city. She's got
Speaker 6: the locket from hele in her pocket. You're half jacket pocket.
Speaker 9: Okay, now she built away, but it disappeared. Wat I
Speaker 9: think this is when it turns in from a from.
Speaker 4: A hoodie into a jean jacket.
Speaker 3: That is, man, it doesn't I'm what we are seeing though,
Speaker 3: is Ai doesn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there it goes. I just saw it for a minute.
Speaker 4: It was a denim. There's a little denim there. She
Speaker 4: pulls and it goes a little denim on you.
Speaker 6: It's not a bad no, it is the half and
Speaker 6: half is not the weird.
Speaker 1: It's that actually kind of cool.
Speaker 6: I just don't know why they decided that it should
Speaker 6: all of a sudden change into a genie.
Speaker 4: That is a devious look. That is yes, yeah, she's
Speaker 4: looking at something she's about to kill with her head
Speaker 4: spinning voice. And then you you saw that when she
Speaker 4: turns into an old lady.
Speaker 3: Here when she starts running, Look at how she's running,
Speaker 3: and suddenly she's running the opposite Her knees turned different directions.
Speaker 3: So this is telling you, hey, I doesn't quite understand
Speaker 3: humanity yet.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that might be the creepiest part of
Speaker 1: the whole thing. Great, does she need two knee replacements?
Speaker 1: We're never going to hear the end of that. You
Speaker 1: have to reteach yourself how to drive.
Speaker 4: Has it has happened to him yet?
Speaker 1: Wow? Oh man, that's crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 6: So now you have the ultimate choice, Chris. Now you
Speaker 6: have a tough decision. Do you actually put.
Speaker 1: Together a music video for this song hard Things? Or
Speaker 1: is just.
Speaker 6: This this is this is its legacy.
Speaker 1: You just roll with this.
Speaker 3: I mean, this one's already got more radios than any
Speaker 3: other video I've.
Speaker 8: Ever heard eased, So, I mean, I don't know, man,
Speaker 8: A tough call.
Speaker 1: Gradient fabric is the new fabric? That's really good? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's good.
Speaker 6: What if a billion dollar idea for the Power trop
Speaker 6: Morning show is the half jean jacket thing. We just
Speaker 6: have to talk to like our friends at Unreal and say,
Speaker 6: can you make this?
Speaker 4: That'd be great, The State Fair jean jacket and we
Speaker 4: just we're.
Speaker 1: Jean jacket were like versace.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like the half hooded jean jacket and you don't
Speaker 6: even know where it ends and where it begins, just
Speaker 6: you just wear it. Stare off a cliff into man.
Speaker 6: The beautiful skyline Man.
Speaker 1: Tim Peeler was ahead of his time. She had six
Speaker 1: fingers on each hand and beautiful hair.
Speaker 4: Well one of her hands did baby hand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a weird situation. You know what I didn't
Speaker 1: see in three and a half minutes. So got her
Speaker 1: helmet from gut her helmet mn dot com. Her windows
Speaker 1: need window again, her windows needed window nation. But go
Speaker 1: to gut her helmet and gut her helmet mn dot
Speaker 1: com and never clean your gutters.
Speaker 4: You have to know why it decided her windows needed
Speaker 4: to start leaking, and when did she why does she
Speaker 4: turn into widely?
Speaker 9: And I should also note the YouTube's already labeled this
Speaker 9: as AI.
Speaker 1: I'll show labeled a Ye gave it away? Yeah, how
Speaker 1: quick they Yeah? Did they turn that one around?
Speaker 3: At this she's dancing in her bedroom and she's definitely
Speaker 3: on shrooms. Oh yeah, but when she turned when she
Speaker 3: she leaves her bedroom, suddenly she's got the scariest face
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Speaker 4: years and hundred thirty. Anyway, welcome back Patip Morning Showhere.
Speaker 3: Does this have to be short segment? Guys were really
Speaker 3: late on that as anything happened for you guys?
Speaker 1: Anything good?
Speaker 5: Good?
Speaker 4: Look at the water coming out of her windows?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Go to window? Yeah please?
Speaker 4: Okay, So there you go.
Speaker 6: That definitely saw Us validates every commercial you've ever done
Speaker 6: for them, because when you're like, here we go over
Speaker 6: your frame's house and you're like, you have ugly windows.
Speaker 1: I'm leaving, it's like that's not even a thing.
Speaker 6: And now now it sounds like a I has heard
Speaker 6: your windownation spot so many times. It was like, I
Speaker 6: guess some people's windows just leak through the walls, and
Speaker 6: then it scares you so much that you want to leave.
Speaker 6: And that's why you got to reach out to windownation
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Speaker 1: IHOA. If you went over there and you saw what
Speaker 1: was happening, you'd be like, these windows are hideous. I
Speaker 1: have to leave, right, windows are running. Basically you're hideous.
Speaker 1: It calls are your windows running? Yeah? Yeah, look my
Speaker 1: windows are leaking blood. Yeah. Well, and my daughter's head
Speaker 1: spinning backwards. Don't worry. I just I need some well
Speaker 1: making AI videos. Suddenly she's a different lady.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm freaked out, man.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, So who's playing today?
Speaker 9: Core?
Speaker 1: We got Greg Sweatburg, Yeah, the Hall of Famer Greg Sweedtburg.
Speaker 6: Mike Grim, the voice of the Golden Gophers basically every
Speaker 6: sport you can possibly think of, Golden Gopher sports.
Speaker 1: Mike Grim, who's.
Speaker 6: Made it to the finals once. Remember that he had
Speaker 6: a finals run one year, Betty Good. We have Elizabeth
Speaker 6: Reese of Twin Cities Live, Tatum Everett from the Vikings
Speaker 6: Entertainment Network.
Speaker 1: And Kevin falling Is from the Wild Radio Network.
Speaker 4: Does he have a shot at all? Do you think,
Speaker 4: Zach Car do you think Fallness has got anything for anybody?
Speaker 1: He's smarter than you might think. He's smarter than the
Speaker 1: average bear.
Speaker 9: But the problem is I don't think he's got a
Speaker 9: lot of pop culture knowledge past like eighties clam metal.
Speaker 6: The pop culture factor has increased over the years of
Speaker 6: Initials as well.
Speaker 1: Do you think Fallness is listened to Grim Reaper problem?
Speaker 8: I think Fallowness and Graham have listened to it.
Speaker 1: I'd see what's up.
Speaker 4: Well, her left handas backwards, Yeah, okay, yeah, oh you're right.
Speaker 4: She puts her hands like trying to sell a house,
Speaker 4: her left handed backwards.
Speaker 5: There was a right hand.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I told you, man, thank you.
Speaker 1: I believe it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So, uh, the Initials going on later today. Is Marty
Speaker 3: coming in today too or she not?
Speaker 1: I think she is. I believe I think she is.
Speaker 6: And then her and liber are going to swap Monday
Speaker 6: and Tuesday because she plays on Monday. Hot okay, So
Speaker 6: far as two ladies right, Kelsey Cook dominant a week
Speaker 6: ago Belinda Jensen played fantastic on Monday. So we have
Speaker 6: two ladies into the Semis, two ladies playing today and Tatum.
Speaker 10: I had to play against her in the first round.
Speaker 10: She had five last year. I got in off the
Speaker 10: wild card with four exactly she she rolled.
Speaker 1: Ye. Yeah, yeah, so we'll see how de Marco. I'm
Speaker 1: doing great. How are you guys doing money? What's new? Man?
Speaker 1: What's new? How was Cali? I haven't seen you in
Speaker 1: a while. Oh it was great. Yeah.
Speaker 10: Coronado Island last year last week went out with the family,
Speaker 10: just last little just the four of us before we
Speaker 10: got to drop Gianna off in three weeks here down
Speaker 10: in Iowa.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: It was great, great food, unbelievable weather, just really laid back.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: We kind of went to the Midway Museum, which was amazing.
Speaker 10: Turner loves planes and all that, so so he he
Speaker 10: absolutely loved it.
Speaker 1: The story mark.
Speaker 10: We did some e biking for the first time on
Speaker 10: the beach. No, just around the island, just around the island.
Speaker 10: I'm a big fan of e bikes. I'm not a
Speaker 10: fan of bikes. Yeah, but I knew the bikes. Yeah
Speaker 10: that's sweet.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 10: Coronado Island is one of the best, beautiful, absolutely. I
Speaker 10: was enjoying going by the real estate windows where you
Speaker 10: see twelve hundred foot condos going for three point six million.
Speaker 1: Yeahs girl, yeah, leaves just to have one of those. Yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, of course, Yeah, I can imagine why. It's you know,
Speaker 10: right across the island there. It's it's so close, but
Speaker 10: it's absolutely beautiful.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a great Nikki got her top gun fantasy
Speaker 6: out of the way at the Kansas City Barbecue.
Speaker 1: The excuse me? Yeah, oh, she absolutely.
Speaker 10: Loves top Gun and that's where the bar scenes are
Speaker 10: shot and the piano scene is shot and everything. So
Speaker 10: she was touristing it up that you were just going.
Speaker 1: To say, she killed the goose, watched the shirtless volleyball. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was waiting for that. She could find it. What
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? Good? Good?
Speaker 6: Yeah, good, great time? All right, Yeah, we ran super
Speaker 6: late in the second one. Let's get it back on track.
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Speaker 6: The Twins won three to one over Cleveland in twelve innings.
Speaker 6: Cleveland had just three hits Tosh Bradley's seven innings two hits,
Speaker 6: one run, five k. They won despite pretty much a
Speaker 6: masterpiece from Gavin Williams of the Cleveland Guardians. Seven innings,
Speaker 6: two hits, no runs, eleven strikeouts, no locks.
Speaker 1: But they weathered that storm. And how about even this.
Speaker 6: Williams in the four inning became the fifth pitcher in
Speaker 6: Cleveland history to have an immaculate inning, three strikeouts, nine pitches.
Speaker 8: Wow, did it in the fourth inning.
Speaker 6: So despite an unbelievable eight plus performance out of Williams,
Speaker 6: the Twins hold on, wait until he's out of the game,
Speaker 6: and then they push a couple across in the twelfth
Speaker 6: they win three to one.
Speaker 1: That's got to be frustrating.
Speaker 10: I mean, I know it's frustrating for goalies when it's
Speaker 10: like a zero zero game and one of them takes
Speaker 10: the loss in the shootout and they play that well,
Speaker 10: like to pitch that.
Speaker 1: Well and get it. I'm assuming you got a no decision.
Speaker 1: Somebody else took the loss.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I think the Twins scored their first
Speaker 6: run in the eighth after he was out.
Speaker 10: Yeah, Like that's just kind of no, but hey, great job, Twins.
Speaker 6: That's why wins and losses for pitchers is the dumbest,
Speaker 6: most irrelevant stat because it doesn't in any way indicate
Speaker 6: how that pitcher performs.
Speaker 1: No, the Twins fifty one and fifty three.
Speaker 6: They now have a six game home stand starting tonight
Speaker 6: against the Las Vegas A's.
Speaker 1: Steals train to see here. This Vegas is Oh yeah, man.
Speaker 6: Speaking of the Las Vegas A's, Mark Cuban has purchased
Speaker 6: a minority stake in the eventual Las Vegas A's. This
Speaker 6: deal is part of a deal that's trying to get
Speaker 6: to about five hundred and fifty million to help pay
Speaker 6: for the stadium. It's two billion dollars stadium on the
Speaker 6: Vegas Strip, which is underway. You guys want a Las
Speaker 6: Vegas construction update or should we wait till seven forty I.
Speaker 12: Mean, I mean, I think we gotta do twice I think, yeah,
Speaker 12: all right, So yeah, this is like a two billion
Speaker 12: dollars stadium and it's you can see the bones of
Speaker 12: the stadium if you walk by the MGM Grand.
Speaker 6: It's like right across the street from the MGM Grand,
Speaker 6: so like shitty corner from like New York, New York.
Speaker 6: So like also across the street from Excalibur. So Excalibur
Speaker 6: has that tram, right, it's like Excalibur Luxer and then Mandalay.
Speaker 6: So this a stadium is on that side of the
Speaker 6: Vegas Strip, that end of the strip, not not the
Speaker 6: other end. The other end has like the land the
Speaker 6: win No, no, no, the other side because the other
Speaker 6: side of the strip is like the wind the Encore
Speaker 6: Resorts World, you know, Treasure.
Speaker 1: Island is hard rock.
Speaker 6: No, Stratosphere is the absolute opposite end of where this
Speaker 6: is being built.
Speaker 1: This is like so MGM Grand.
Speaker 6: If you keep walking up the strip, there's all those
Speaker 6: that's like the shops. There's like the raising Canes right there.
Speaker 6: There's that T Mobile store. Yep, there's like.
Speaker 1: Three Ross stores.
Speaker 6: There's the Coca Cola bit Hawk loves that store.
Speaker 4: The Austi Spumante store.
Speaker 6: So yeah, this is by MGM grand An Excalibur in
Speaker 6: New York, New York.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and those guys are gonna have so much fun.
Speaker 10: If it's anything like the guys in the NHL, they're
Speaker 10: gonna have a blast.
Speaker 6: So Cuban is investing. They got one hundred million dollars
Speaker 6: from Ara Mark, that is that concession company, right air
Speaker 6: Marks thrown in one hundred mil seventy million from a
Speaker 6: South Korean group that includes former Major League pitcher Chanho
Speaker 6: Park and BTS member Sugah Zach.
Speaker 1: I don't know much about BTS. I haven't tried it yet.
Speaker 6: This is just a quick reminders. Quick reminder here the
Speaker 6: A's who struggled to put anybody in the seeds in
Speaker 6: Oakland and now are playing what mostly in Sacramento in
Speaker 6: front of like twelve people, right, nobody cares the A's
Speaker 6: are worthless?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Nobody.
Speaker 6: Earlier this year, Forbes released the estimated values of thirty
Speaker 6: Major League Baseball teams.
Speaker 1: All thirty, where do you think the A's were?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 6: Again, this is factoring in that they are moving to Vegas, right,
Speaker 6: this is.
Speaker 8: All things as where do you think they ended up?
Speaker 8: Out of thirty?
Speaker 1: Have they started selling season tickets at all? Good? Question.
Speaker 6: Don't know, it's still I mean it's still two years out.
Speaker 6: I don't think they start playing there until twenty eight,
Speaker 6: like seventeen. Damn, good guess eighteenth eighteenth?
Speaker 1: Wow, here's why I bring it up, sas I'm listed?
Speaker 1: Where were the Twins?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 4: No, I should have not.
Speaker 6: Twenty ninth is that you're sarcastic? Guess or your actual guess?
Speaker 6: That's actual, your actual guess? Anybody else?
Speaker 1: Twenty third nailed it, Chris, you are the sports guy.
Speaker 6: The Twins are worth one point seven to one billion
Speaker 6: according to Forbes.
Speaker 1: The A's two billion.
Speaker 6: Which is interesting considering their stadium is about to be
Speaker 6: worth two billion. But the team's going to be worth
Speaker 6: two billion. Anybody remember who was dead last?
Speaker 1: The Rays?
Speaker 4: Marlins?
Speaker 1: Marlins? Why going on? Anybody more? Chris?
Speaker 4: What's going on?
Speaker 6: He answers, By the way, eighteen twenty three in Marlins?
Speaker 6: He went seventeen twenty three in Marlins. The guy knows money.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable.
Speaker 10: We have Marlin instead last basketball things Hawk and.
Speaker 1: I today, I think we'll do well.
Speaker 10: Tell you what, like partner, there's red hot.
Speaker 1: So yeah, the Marlins are one point five.
Speaker 6: The Twins are one point seven to one, so you
Speaker 6: can look at it like this, let's go glass half empty.
Speaker 6: The Twins are two hundred million away from being the
Speaker 6: least valued team in baseball. I mean, hanging on by
Speaker 6: a thread. Yeah, yeah, it really is. I'm going to
Speaker 6: assume when Forbes releases the list next February or March
Speaker 6: or wherever I think they do in the spring, I
Speaker 6: think we slide down the list a little bit. Oh yeah,
Speaker 6: spot or two? Yeah? Especially is that always?
Speaker 1: Uh? Is Tampa? Is that still? Are they gonna move
Speaker 1: to Nashville? Or is Nashville getting its own team?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 9: Tampa just announced their latest plans for a new ballpark,
Speaker 9: So uh, this is like I don't try number four
Speaker 9: or five now, but I think they're trying to stand Tampa.
Speaker 1: Okay, sweet, So yeah, they'll go up right? All that stuff?
Speaker 1: Good for them, good for baseball. Does BTS have that
Speaker 1: much money that Sugar can invest in these Vegas a's?
Speaker 1: They have all the money in the world? Are they are?
Speaker 1: They just like printing money worldwide? They are?
Speaker 6: But what do you think each member of BTS is
Speaker 6: worth individually?
Speaker 1: Well? Would you guess?
Speaker 6: I mean you can google it and see if you
Speaker 6: can get an AI over to you and have them guessed.
Speaker 6: But like, are they each worth a hundred million or
Speaker 6: more than that?
Speaker 1: This says he's estimated to have a net worth of
Speaker 1: thirty to fifty million. This is sugar specifically. Yes, it's
Speaker 1: thirty to fifty it's going down swinging great.
Speaker 10: Bitt Probably a minority owner.
Speaker 1: Sure, kind of more of a name thing. Maybe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you.
Speaker 4: What if I only had that much? And I say only,
Speaker 4: like I remember right, I wouldn't spend it on owning
Speaker 4: a baseball team.
Speaker 1: I don't think what would you spend it on? Pornography?
Speaker 1: Get that good stuff you still have?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Did you ever fill out that email you got sent randomly?
Speaker 1: You think I didn't? Yeah, good for you. I forget
Speaker 1: to give you my password. You got an email, buddy,
Speaker 1: just lifetime subscription to Brawsers lifetime. That wasn't a scam.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 10: Yeah, by the way, so much, we want to give
Speaker 10: you the gold cards.
Speaker 1: Try and looking up at work and it crashed to
Speaker 1: come to the.
Speaker 3: Company went out of business because giving me a lifetime
Speaker 3: membership was a poor idea.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'll do this at home, and I don't
Speaker 1: have enough ladies for this guy, So you did get it.
Speaker 6: Chris is so used to getting commed casinos and having
Speaker 6: casino hosts like Wine and dynam that even Brawsers is like,
Speaker 6: what can we do for you, mister Hockey.
Speaker 1: He's like, I want it all? Yeah, I don't want
Speaker 1: it all. Said to him, Hey, I know what could
Speaker 1: make your stay more comfortable. How about a lifetime subscription
Speaker 1: to Brassers. Were you on the phone with this right away?
Speaker 6: God, there's no way they don't have all of your information. Now,
Speaker 6: that was identity theft. He doesn't care.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I've wanted to be trying to put
Speaker 1: all his info in at work and a crash, Like.
Speaker 6: Apparently if I put my social in they'll get me
Speaker 6: porn for.
Speaker 1: Free for life.
Speaker 4: All I had to do is post myself security number.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, worth the risk. Right, let's go steal my identity. Yeah,
Speaker 6: he don't want the good stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a guy who stole my identity and then tried
Speaker 3: to give it back.
Speaker 1: Oh, my problems are behind me.
Speaker 9: I'm actually I'm actually holding onto a bunch of Nigerian
Speaker 9: prince porn right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's listen. Yeah, he's you know yeah, doves are crying.
Speaker 1: My problems are behind me. Oh my god. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I still can't believe that's real. But I can't either,
Speaker 4: and I loved it.
Speaker 1: I yeah, I love that story.
Speaker 6: All right, No, mister Z when we come back, because
Speaker 6: he basically said, there's nothing new because everybody's afraid of
Speaker 6: the odyssey, of.
Speaker 1: Course, So is that good? I'm going today. I believe you.
Speaker 1: I invited you, you said no, Yeah, I guess stuff
Speaker 1: to do. I'm way busier than you think. Yeah, he's said,
Speaker 1: a busy guy. I'm way busier than anybody thinks.
Speaker 10: Thanks to the invite, though I can't, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Go oh lucky.
Speaker 6: See Mark and I just want the invite. We want
Speaker 6: to at least say no, but we just want to
Speaker 6: be invited. Thank you for thinking of me.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 1: So what really matters is next? This is the power
Speaker 1: to money. Join the fan fad every weekday. Give me
Speaker 1: along with him? All right? Six six? It's Friday.
Speaker 3: Initials tournament continues a little bit later, and Mark old
Speaker 3: Marco Parish is here.
Speaker 4: Hi Marco, what sorry, brother?
Speaker 1: That's breakfast time?
Speaker 6: Yeah, common sense working lunch, right, it's a working breakfast.
Speaker 1: You can eat on the air. Let's do what really matters.
Speaker 1: Let's learn something, shall we? Good boy, oh boy, oh
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Speaker 1: Thanks Ovo. A couple of boys, Yeah, a couple of
Speaker 1: are a couple of good boys? Your voice texting tech'd
Speaker 1: be good? All right, Sauce, Yes, Teddy, the pressure is on.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, heat is on as well.
Speaker 6: But oh great, sorry, Let's stay in Las Vegas. In
Speaker 6: case Chad abvis listening. This is in Vegas construction related.
Speaker 6: This is can This is a concerning Vegas sports, but
Speaker 6: still the number one overall pick. Fernando Mendoza finally signed
Speaker 6: his Rook deal four years, fifty seven point twenty seven million,
Speaker 6: fully guaranteed. Don't forget that point twenty seven By the way,
Speaker 6: that's two hundred and seventy thousand dollars with a fifty
Speaker 6: year option of course. But Sauce, so, now that Fernando
Speaker 6: Mendoza has been signed, yes, daddy, I don't even care
Speaker 6: if you read.
Speaker 8: This, because this is just knowledge. I want to see
Speaker 8: if you know.
Speaker 6: There's only one first round pick unsigned. Do you know
Speaker 6: who it is? There were two, but now Mendoza is
Speaker 6: locked up. There's only one remaining first rounder. I read
Speaker 6: that all the top ten is signed. It's not our guy,
Speaker 6: because we'd hear about.
Speaker 8: That deductive reasoning. You're going to get there.
Speaker 1: I am you can do it, Okay, I have faith.
Speaker 1: I guess it'd be nice.
Speaker 6: Well, let's let's let me even talk out loud. Let's
Speaker 6: do some logic here. Do you think I'm asking you
Speaker 6: about a twenty seventh pick who was like a random
Speaker 6: linebacker from a school we don't know. Do you think
Speaker 6: that's who I'm bringing up? So who do you think
Speaker 6: I'm Why do you think I would.
Speaker 1: Bring this up? Is it Caleb Banks? No, you're right.
Speaker 1: We definitely would have heard about that. We talked about that.
Speaker 1: Why are you bringing this up?
Speaker 6: Because it's gettable, it's guessable, especially for a draft guru
Speaker 6: like yourself, that was three months ago. What position that
Speaker 6: give it away?
Speaker 5: Shock?
Speaker 1: Your MIC's on your voice texting you mean military? Anyways?
Speaker 1: Come on, baby, come on baby, I don't know.
Speaker 6: What kind of position do you think would hold out
Speaker 6: as long as possible.
Speaker 1: I would guess a quarterback.
Speaker 6: So it's come on, come on, Paul, you got this,
Speaker 6: Come on, Paul Money.
Speaker 1: ESPN said, this is the only unsigned first round pick,
Speaker 1: first round pick, maybe the only one. I wonder how
Speaker 1: many taken in the first round exactly how quickly we
Speaker 1: forget correct? This was a huge story. Oh it's the
Speaker 1: Rams quarterback and his name is Anthony. His name is
Speaker 1: ty Simpson. Got it?
Speaker 6: Finally, ty Simpson. Ty Simpson of the Rams is the
Speaker 6: only one apparently that has not signed.
Speaker 1: And he was drafted number well somewhere in that range.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And that was the shock of the first round,
Speaker 6: right was who drafted him and how highly he was drafted.
Speaker 1: Because our goods source told us that they were going
Speaker 1: to try and move up to get Jeremiah Love from
Speaker 1: like get up in front of the Cardinals, who eventually
Speaker 1: took him. But that's the route we thought they were
Speaker 1: going to go. And then that, yeah, that how did
Speaker 1: I know? Remember that those rumors started percolating. Everybody's like
Speaker 1: why they're like this is before we knew they were
Speaker 1: going to take or trade for Miles Garrett. But they're
Speaker 1: like a player away from being an All Star team.
Speaker 1: Why are they taking a quarterback. Stafford's old. Yeah, Simmons
Speaker 1: is old. Yeah, I mean it didn't. It hasn't worked
Speaker 1: out for Atlanta. What really matters, though, is this.
Speaker 3: Check this out. This is really interesting. There's something called
Speaker 3: the Batman effect in an experiment. I could read further
Speaker 3: and find out who did it.
Speaker 1: Maybe I will.
Speaker 3: A woman appearing pregnant boarded a train, and some trials
Speaker 3: another the same woman boarded the train as another person
Speaker 3: dressed as Batman also boarded the train, and some she
Speaker 3: went on by herself. Passengers were far more likely to
Speaker 3: offer the pregnant woman their seat when Batman boarded the train.
Speaker 1: Oh fine, what a weird experiment. Man, We have a
Speaker 1: lot of spare time, and.
Speaker 3: Sixty seven percent compared to thirty seven percent.
Speaker 6: Essentially, you felt guilty, like the caped crusader is gonna
Speaker 6: judge me if I don't get up. I guess, although
Speaker 6: you know what's funny, and this is the I can't
Speaker 6: believe this is sometimes, man, This show is weird.
Speaker 1: How it just uh lines up?
Speaker 6: Last night out to dinner, our waitress was pregnant and
Speaker 6: I had already had in my mind. I'm like, well,
Speaker 6: she's pregnant, I'm gonna probably up the NOA.
Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna Tiper a little bit more. Yeah, she's pregnant.
Speaker 6: And just before the bill comes, my twelve year old
Speaker 6: Harper goes, you better, Tipper good, she's pregnant, and I'm like,
Speaker 6: I'm going to I'm way ahead of you. But my
Speaker 6: point is is I drove away going all right.
Speaker 1: She didn't. She wasn't pretending to be pregnant.
Speaker 6: But what a great plan to be a like seven
Speaker 6: month pregnant waitress.
Speaker 1: You you abs.
Speaker 6: I wonder, now that's a study, what percentage increase you
Speaker 6: get if you are seven months pregnant. Like, let's say
Speaker 6: the standard tip is whatever, twenty twenty five percent, right,
Speaker 6: I bet it's thirty plus on average.
Speaker 1: Instantly if you're pregnant. Yeah, if the person has a soul.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 6: And again my twelve year old was making sure I
Speaker 6: had ye better temper mar she's pregnant. I know, way
Speaker 6: doubt in Harper's mind. Oh yeah, well, good for you.
Speaker 6: I like that she thought of that though. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: she's learning raising her right. But man, I don't know
Speaker 6: if Batman had been three tables over, if it would
Speaker 6: have changed my mind at all it would have done.
Speaker 1: He inspires chivalry, you know, that.
Speaker 6: Would have been elite if Harper would have just gone,
Speaker 6: look you better temper. Well, she's pregnant and is judging you.
Speaker 1: Lak is just eyeballing you. That man doesn't need the money, though.
Speaker 3: You got to pick out your car in the valet
Speaker 3: goes high.
Speaker 10: Oh man, that's a cool experiment, though, Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I never thought of that.
Speaker 6: Well, how about just would you be more likely to
Speaker 6: get into a New York City subway car? In general?
Speaker 6: If Batman was just standing there, they're like, I don't
Speaker 6: even I'm not scared now, Like get on the subway.
Speaker 10: Would make me a little more scared, Like, who is this?
Speaker 1: He's nuts? Yeah.
Speaker 4: The reason the woman was giving receipts because those guys
Speaker 4: got off the train.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like that the Batman effect. Yeah that's good.
Speaker 6: Uh three im opening. Blaine Scheffler tied for fifth at
Speaker 6: six under shot of sixty five yesterday, something called Ben
Speaker 6: we're gonna go with Coles maybe ko h l e
Speaker 6: s looks like Cole's shot nine under wow for him.
Speaker 1: So Scheffler three shots back.
Speaker 6: I believe he was a bogey free rounded guy yesterday.
Speaker 1: At sixteen, he was I have a guy like Scheffler here,
Speaker 1: pretty cool, US one sixty five to win the whole thing. Hmm.
Speaker 6: So he was like plus two seventy or something yesterday.
Speaker 6: So he even though he's three shots back, the fact
Speaker 6: that he didn't implode in round one and he's in
Speaker 6: the mix, his odds actually decreased.
Speaker 1: Nuts. What really matters, though, is this.
Speaker 3: In a study definitely done by a white guy, it
Speaker 3: was found that despite widespread belief that different races have
Speaker 3: varying penis sizes, actual science studies show that every different race,
Speaker 3: how's about the same penis size on average?
Speaker 1: Come on, well, then have you been doing this stuff?
Speaker 13: Oh it's anecdotal, but it sounds like zach didn't receive
Speaker 13: a grant. He might have looked at a guy or
Speaker 13: I mean, yeah, his name was Grant.
Speaker 1: He's doing volunteer research.
Speaker 4: That's one yardstick I never want to touch.
Speaker 6: Well, zach On behalf of all of the men in
Speaker 6: these two rooms. Thank you for your service.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and also with you, it's about education, really, sauce.
Speaker 6: Yes, daddy, you failed an NFL draft quiz?
Speaker 1: Yeah I did. Yeah, will you fail this? Probably? In fact?
Speaker 1: You know what hang on?
Speaker 6: Oh, we bust out the old wallet here. Oh, here's
Speaker 6: five American dollars that I didn't give to that gal
Speaker 6: last night. I'm willing to give this to you right now,
Speaker 6: five American dollars. The WNBA All Star Game is this weekend.
Speaker 6: The Minnesota Links have three all Stars.
Speaker 1: Name them? Now, are you looking for me to name
Speaker 1: the gals you went to high school with? Or the
Speaker 1: actual player?
Speaker 6: I want the actual WWNBA All Stars from the Minnesota
Speaker 6: Links in twenty twenty six. Wellles, that is one. Uh McBride,
Speaker 6: I'm keeping my money.
Speaker 1: She's not an All Star? No, how is that possible?
Speaker 1: I know Olivia Miles, Courtney Williams.
Speaker 10: And.
Speaker 1: Ill, but she's been hurt the coaching. She played one game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Natasha Howard Judge was voted to the All Star Game
Speaker 1: and he is a w n B A.
Speaker 6: Yes, you want Olivia Miles, Natasha Howard, and yes, Cheryl
Speaker 6: Reeve is the coach of one of the two teams.
Speaker 6: I think I think I'm doing that.
Speaker 1: Draft quailed the eventually, No, you failed it.
Speaker 6: It was a one It was one question and you
Speaker 6: got it wrong. It's a zero percent on the on
Speaker 6: the test speaking of that.
Speaker 1: I've gotten a few of those speaking of that, hang on,
Speaker 1: I forgot.
Speaker 6: I'm so glad tests came up because I forgot to
Speaker 6: do this.
Speaker 1: Oh Man, Superman, great bite.
Speaker 6: You remember a couple of days ago, Chris we mentioned
Speaker 6: his tenth grade English teacher, Tony de Lorenzo about fifteen times.
Speaker 1: How weird was this? Remember?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, how weird was the one from you know who?
Speaker 4: That's what we were talking about.
Speaker 1: So we were mark.
Speaker 6: I don't know if you were listening, but we were
Speaker 6: talking about. I had him name as many famous Tonys
Speaker 6: as he could. He said, Tony the Tiger to Tony Danza, Yeah,
Speaker 6: Tony tone tone, and then he said my tenth grade
Speaker 6: English teacher, Tony de Lorenzo.
Speaker 1: Who hated me. Well.
Speaker 6: One day ago on Twitter, Tony de Lorenzo tweeted at
Speaker 6: meet Saw Saint Paul, I never hated you.
Speaker 1: You continue to make me laugh on a daily basis.
Speaker 6: Loved the show today day So he I guess Tony
Speaker 6: de Lorenzo is the PA announcer for the Minnesota United. Yes, yes,
Speaker 6: is yeah, he has I think like a bunch of
Speaker 6: high school sports too.
Speaker 1: He's great dude, So he's still.
Speaker 6: But He also the PA guy for the Minnesota United.
Speaker 6: So if you've been to a Loon's game, the voice
Speaker 6: that you hear is the one that did not hate
Speaker 6: Paul Lambert in tenth grade.
Speaker 1: The other hated you.
Speaker 6: Might have given Gavin might have given you a zero
Speaker 6: on a bunch of papers.
Speaker 1: He's Yeah, he's a good teacher who didn't hate you
Speaker 1: because he didn't put up with my nonsense. You got
Speaker 1: tired of his quizzes, oh when I showed up.
Speaker 8: But yeah, he was a fair yeah, sid he never
Speaker 8: hated you.
Speaker 1: I knew he was a listener because I conversated with
Speaker 1: him before. He's a great guy. See, conversated is about
Speaker 1: more than not a word. But you know, if you're
Speaker 1: talking about an English teacher, maybe it made sense, Tony.
Speaker 1: I had no thought.
Speaker 4: As I was driving home from the show that day too.
Speaker 4: I could not. I think I knew.
Speaker 3: One of my teacher's first names, like that might be
Speaker 3: a generational thing.
Speaker 1: We didn't.
Speaker 5: I never.
Speaker 3: I only knew miss Manchin's first name because I looked
Speaker 3: her up after you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, uh, I think did you see?
Speaker 6: But you also went to a relatively small town school, right, yeah?
Speaker 6: I think almost always that helps because I knew most
Speaker 6: of my teacher's first names because it's a small town.
Speaker 6: Like you probably are neighbors with one of them, or
Speaker 6: two of them, or a couple of them were friends parents, right, Like,
Speaker 6: I think I knew probably most of my teacher's first names.
Speaker 6: Now I don't remember them thirty years later, but at
Speaker 6: the time, I think I knew most of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did.
Speaker 10: Well, my mom was a teacher at bloom Kennedy, so
Speaker 10: there are a lot of her colleagues, so yeah, I
Speaker 10: knew I knew the majority of them as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Same, And you didn't even go to class. No.
Speaker 1: The best teacher I've ever had, mister Gelner. He was
Speaker 1: outstanding listening.
Speaker 6: You had Matt Gelner, Miss no.
Speaker 1: No, Mafuzola Gelner, Mickey Diega. Mister Gelner was sweet. He
Speaker 1: was great. I see him every once in a while at
Speaker 1: the fair.
Speaker 6: He was homeack no make cookies. I told this story.
Speaker 6: He was a Well you know you took him, is
Speaker 6: it ap?
Speaker 1: Now? Before you say anything mean, I went Smithium and
Speaker 1: I went to get a parking pass at the school
Speaker 1: right before school started. And because you know, Pat was
Speaker 1: going to college, he was taking higher class and that
Speaker 1: was an option. Well, the lady, I'm like, I want
Speaker 1: to take that, because of course Pat and I were
Speaker 1: never in the same classes together. I'm like, I'll take that,
Speaker 1: and she's like okay. And it was like some English
Speaker 1: literature class you took AP English life. I think it
Speaker 1: was an AP class. But I wasn't supposed to be
Speaker 1: in there because it was all the smart kids. But
Speaker 1: it's the It's one of the best experience I've ever
Speaker 1: had in the classroom because he was one of the
Speaker 1: first teachers that ever just treated us like people. Well
Speaker 1: because you were eighteen or.
Speaker 4: Clos he was just like a night He treated us
Speaker 4: like adult.
Speaker 1: But he was He was awesome. I see him every
Speaker 1: once in a while, the fair great guy. Loved him.
Speaker 4: Go ahead and treat this guy like he's never been.
Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, he treated you like Hawk treated Rise
Speaker 6: groupies because he gave you an f.
Speaker 1: Oh we definitely did.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I can't imagine the Rise groupies. Hey how
Speaker 1: many yeah, all of them Gray.
Speaker 4: All many times.
Speaker 1: It can more of what really matters.
Speaker 6: After this, Mark Parrish is here, Marty Gill learn a
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Speaker 4: Thank you everybody for coming out last night to say
Speaker 4: Michael had a great night, just a perfect night at Summer.
Speaker 1: Doin up there so much fun.
Speaker 4: Thank you every life for being there.
Speaker 1: At least I could have made it.
Speaker 4: Houk no big good brother. We got more shows coming up.
Speaker 10: That darned first kid to college. I get it, man,
Speaker 10: it's all consuming of the brain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta do it.
Speaker 6: This is like, you know, the last summer before she's
Speaker 6: like gone doll Yeah, so you got to maximize it. Yep,
Speaker 6: you know why not?
Speaker 1: All right, let's do more of what really.
Speaker 6: Matters, scores and stats around the world of sports and
Speaker 6: Crystal change your life with something else.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh, Anthony Edwards reportedly got married.
Speaker 4: Oh, the guy from my eer.
Speaker 1: I think he did a long time ago. I think
Speaker 1: I think he married. Did he marry one of.
Speaker 8: The the u Omega moose?
Speaker 1: I mean, because Lewis married.
Speaker 8: Lewis married what's her name from the pie?
Speaker 1: Yes? Exactly, well said I wonder what Anthony Edwards did
Speaker 1: Janine loebul Wibel. Oh you mean in real life?
Speaker 6: Oh, either way, so was Janine.
Speaker 8: She must have been one of the Omega moves.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she was the one with the braces in the glasses.
Speaker 6: How many see? I never saw the ones that were.
Speaker 1: Like made for TV.
Speaker 6: The only two Nerds movies that counted, the first two
Speaker 6: good ones, Yeah, the first two after that.
Speaker 1: It was not just nonsense.
Speaker 6: So I don't know the whole story arc between Gilbert
Speaker 6: and Lewis. We're losing Nerds lets and right. We lost
Speaker 6: Ogre this year, we lost Louis this year. Yeah, we
Speaker 6: still have we still have Gilbert, though.
Speaker 4: We have all the good Nerds gone.
Speaker 8: I know, the Paula Cole. Where have all the cowboys gone?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: That is good poll. I was referencing Van Haanna, but
Speaker 4: I love what you're thinking.
Speaker 1: What really matters is this.
Speaker 3: Sixty five percent of the exploratory dives into the deep
Speaker 3: Ocean have taken place within two hundred nautical miles of
Speaker 3: either the US, Japan, or New Zealand, and almost all
Speaker 3: observations of the deep sea floor around ninety seven percent
Speaker 3: were carried out by those three countries plus France and Germany.
Speaker 4: So we really haven't looked at much of the ocean.
Speaker 1: Floor at all.
Speaker 10: It might be way more than ninety people.
Speaker 4: Down there hanging around.
Speaker 1: Crab people. Great bit. Crab people is a great bit.
Speaker 6: The I think it's called The America's narrated by Tom Hanks.
Speaker 6: The It was on last night flipping through the old channels,
Speaker 6: like I don't know what is there to watch, and
Speaker 6: I caught like the last five minutes of the West
Speaker 6: Coast episode, and they were talking about blue whales, right,
Speaker 6: largest animals ever existed, and their hearts this big, and
Speaker 6: their fins or whatever, their flippers or this big and this,
Speaker 6: and then they start showing like a mom blue whale
Speaker 6: with a baby blue whale, and they say like when
Speaker 6: the baby is born, it's the size of a pickup truck.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 6: It starts big, and then it puts on like a
Speaker 6: couple hundred pounds a day. And I'm like, just like
Speaker 6: a gork situation, did you just say hundreds? Did Tom
Speaker 6: Hanks just say two hundred pounds a day?
Speaker 1: Anyway?
Speaker 6: Gigantic thing, rh super cool thing. Tom Hanks is like this,
Speaker 6: this activity has never been filmed before this. And then
Speaker 6: they start. They show you there's four blue whales, which
Speaker 6: is apparently pretty rare to see them in big groups.
Speaker 1: And then for no reason, they just start swimming.
Speaker 6: As fast as possible, and Tom Hanks says something like
Speaker 6: this is so rare and it had never been observed
Speaker 6: that scientists at first weren't even sure what the hell
Speaker 6: was happening.
Speaker 1: Why are they doing this?
Speaker 6: So here's this like speed swim and at one point
Speaker 6: one of them does a barrel roll just for.
Speaker 1: S's and giggles right like, why is this.
Speaker 6: One going as fast as it can? And now it's
Speaker 6: doing like a three sixty it's And then they realized, well,
Speaker 6: three of them are.
Speaker 8: Males, one of them's female, and it's.
Speaker 6: Literally three guys racing going like I'm the fastest barrel.
Speaker 6: So I know, I know, guys, human men are a holes,
Speaker 6: but this is just how nature works. It's there's four
Speaker 6: of them swimming in the Pacific Ocean and three of
Speaker 6: them look over and they're like, oh my god, that's
Speaker 6: a lady. Uh rag to the beach, and the guy
Speaker 6: that's in second place is.
Speaker 1: Like, god, damn, I'm gonna lose this race. Whoop sees
Speaker 1: little flip I can.
Speaker 6: They literally were showing off in racing to try to
Speaker 6: impress the female.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable video is super cool. They just out of nowhere.
Speaker 6: It was almost like obviously they somehow can communicate.
Speaker 1: And the like are we doing this? Just like douchebags
Speaker 1: in a stoplight.
Speaker 6: Loving the engines going worst street race and these blue
Speaker 6: whales had to look at each other and go, god,
Speaker 6: damn it, I don't want to do this, but she's
Speaker 6: right there. That's race. It was awesome. I love nature videos, man.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, is that a sign you're getting older? Because
Speaker 6: I would have never watched that growing up? Ever ever ever?
Speaker 1: Yeah, couldn't get enough of it yet.
Speaker 10: And it's awesome that Hanks narrates because he's I love
Speaker 10: those planet earths all that stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Loucho.
Speaker 3: If you like listening, and who doesn't like listening to
Speaker 3: Tom Hanks. He just released It's a podcast and a
Speaker 3: documentary series on World War Two called World War Two.
Speaker 4: It's fantastic. The podcast of it's great and it's him
Speaker 4: reading about.
Speaker 1: World War Two. How much could you want? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Pretty cool.
Speaker 10: I've been seeing the commercials for that on the Real Challenging.
Speaker 4: Real good. That's mine.
Speaker 1: What really matters is this.
Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you guys about Pep, the black
Speaker 3: Labrador retriever who was falsely accused of murdering a cat
Speaker 3: and sent to prison. Now in nineteen twenty four, Pep
Speaker 3: was sent to Eastern State Penitentiary. He was given an
Speaker 3: inmate number, had his mugshot taken him looking at it
Speaker 3: right down scoot as hell. His pop prints were taken
Speaker 3: as well, logged into the prison ledger indicating life since
Speaker 3: for murder. The newspapers got wind of it and people
Speaker 3: went nuts before they realized Pep had just been given
Speaker 3: to the prison as a boost to morale for inmates,
Speaker 3: and they decided to be cute if they said he was.
Speaker 3: He'd been throwing to jail for murdering the cat, but
Speaker 3: people went bad crap crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh, and they.
Speaker 4: Had to release uh, you know, news reports saying we're
Speaker 4: just kidding.
Speaker 3: He didn't kill a cat. He's fine, he's loving it
Speaker 3: in life. He's having a good old prison sentenced time.
Speaker 4: That's pretty pretty cool though. But the mugshots great.
Speaker 1: But they have to release a statement. Yeah, people are
Speaker 1: so upset about it.
Speaker 3: Is nineteen twenty four, so it's not a great picture
Speaker 3: and you can only see half his face, but he
Speaker 3: looks like he's been caught murdering your cat, dog Pep.
Speaker 6: What if it was like a self fulfilling prophecy, like
Speaker 6: when he got out, if he actually started murdering cats
Speaker 6: because I started murdering.
Speaker 1: Cat, I don't have to do many audio of Pep.
Speaker 1: I probably do find it.
Speaker 10: They had to give him some streak cred right off
Speaker 10: the bat.
Speaker 1: I'm always Mocho cat that's the one he killed. I
Speaker 1: know it's in here somewhere. I can't I never know.
Speaker 1: Yeah this unit.
Speaker 4: No, No, that's pretty I can't find it. Move on
Speaker 4: with your day, give up, Paul.
Speaker 1: The Twins won three to one over Cleveland.
Speaker 6: That was a twelve inning game, and Gavin Williams of
Speaker 6: Cleveland spectacular, but the Twins overcame it anyway. So they
Speaker 6: are now uh fifty one and fifty three, and despite
Speaker 6: losing the first two games to Cleveland, split the four
Speaker 6: game set. That's not that bad, right, No, When that
Speaker 6: was going the wrong way, they had lost four straight,
Speaker 6: including two to one of the teams that they were chasing.
Speaker 1: This could have been really bad. If you just lose
Speaker 1: all four.
Speaker 6: You could pretty much say that'll, that'll pretty much do it,
Speaker 6: as crazy as that sounds. But the last two was
Speaker 6: huge because you can't lose four straight to one of
Speaker 6: the two teams who is on the top of the division.
Speaker 6: So the Twin way to keep it alive.
Speaker 1: People that I follow yesterday called that a season saving
Speaker 1: victory might have been so again.
Speaker 6: The A's at Target Field tonight sort of a six
Speaker 6: game Homestand what really matters, though, is this all.
Speaker 1: My Manson stuff has gone?
Speaker 4: Is Brian open here?
Speaker 1: Rock Talk Rock Rank? I love yeah, man who doesn't
Speaker 1: he hates Charles Manson? Guy? Well, I don't really love him.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I.
Speaker 6: Don't either, but you can be fascinated by him and
Speaker 6: be anti Manson. Yeah, the audio is great sale and
Speaker 6: the guy's a hell of a singer. He can carry
Speaker 6: a tune.
Speaker 1: Where was it where we got like the whole crowd singing?
Speaker 1: That was it Vegas? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Probably?
Speaker 6: Remember did we have a Manson Yeah we had people
Speaker 6: come up there now yea even yeah exactly.
Speaker 8: We gave away prizes to the best Manson singer.
Speaker 1: It was great. What's wrong with us a lot? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're bored, We're hey, we're almost to the month of
Speaker 1: the state Fair. Thanks, the summer's flying by. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: life is yeah, amen, Yeah, all right, my turn to
Speaker 1: your turn. I think it's your term. What really matters
Speaker 1: is this damn okay.
Speaker 3: In eighteen fifty six, an American mercenary named William Walker
Speaker 3: invaded nic Aruagua with a private army, captured the government,
Speaker 3: and successful to declare himself president of the country before
Speaker 3: he was then overthrown and defeated and executed.
Speaker 4: But he did it.
Speaker 1: Where do you got William? How long between when he
Speaker 1: took over to the execution? Like?
Speaker 6: Was he president for five years and had a ton
Speaker 6: of fun? Or was it more like four and a
Speaker 6: half days? Let's see, because then otherwise it wasn't worth it. Yeah,
Speaker 6: because I don't think they treated him. Well, I'm sure
Speaker 6: they didn't, right, I'm sure that country was like, well, no, no,
Speaker 6: we're going to make this execution as graphic as possible.
Speaker 6: We're gonna make it look like William Wallace not was it?
Speaker 6: William Walker?
Speaker 1: Was his name there, William Walker?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, we're gonna go William Wallace on it and
Speaker 6: rip his intestines out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hideous, hideous whatever it says.
Speaker 3: Eighteen fifty six is when he invaded and captured it,
Speaker 3: and he lived eighteen sixty so yeah, I guess he
Speaker 3: he had it for a while.
Speaker 4: He did.
Speaker 1: Interesting, where do you go? I wonder why he just
Speaker 1: said I'm doing this.
Speaker 4: I guess the same reason we had people singing Charles
Speaker 4: Manson at the state.
Speaker 1: We had none better to do, right, he was bored.
Speaker 8: I think I could just take over a country if
Speaker 8: I tried.
Speaker 1: I don't know, at least if you army.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you have a dragon, uh yeah, but he is
Speaker 6: a wild, cheap stealer esque bad teeth dragon. So no, buddy, Yeah,
Speaker 6: killed the dentists once because he wouldn't wear his retainer.
Speaker 1: Man, sounds like somebody I know went to prison for
Speaker 1: killing the cat. Yeah, all curiosity killed the cat no,
Speaker 1: peptid no? Or did he? Or did he? All right?
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