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Speaker 1: in to realize on real Radio one or four point one, the.

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Speaker 2: Gang is all here. That's right, we are your nightcap

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Speaker 2: of comedy.

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Speaker 1: It is me and your host, mister James John joined

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Speaker 1: the virtual studio by mister Ken Miller, the godfather of

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Speaker 1: Orlando comedy. But today he's on the blank day of Christmas.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Insert the right number right here, also Jordian's studio.

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Speaker 1: Oh keep going, go ahead, brother, I mean now for

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Speaker 1: it before we get started. Man, I'm texting them right now.

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Speaker 1: I gotta show some love.

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Speaker 3: Shout out to our brother, cool Mike Ski, Cool myight

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Speaker 3: Ski had a stroke and a heart attack a couple

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Speaker 3: while ago. I didn't know a hand resting. I didn't either, Yo,

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Speaker 3: and he's at Hull Resting. I'm texting him right now

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Speaker 3: say hey, I'm doing radio, but I just told him

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Speaker 3: we'll give him a shout out. That's our brother. Man

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Speaker 3: books comedy shows around in the Orlando area. Man, you

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Speaker 3: can look him up, cool myight Ski. So prayers up

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Speaker 3: to you, dog. He's about to be about to be

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Speaker 3: on disability for the next twelve months. Get his life together,

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Speaker 3: eat better, you know what I'm saying, do better with

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Speaker 3: his life. But I promised him, man that we would

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Speaker 3: get cool Mike Skid shout out man. So if you

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Speaker 3: know it's cool miight Ski, you listen to the show,

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Speaker 3: find them on social media, and just throw hard on

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Speaker 3: this page.

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Speaker 2: Tell him that you're praying for the brother. God bless man.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for doing that. Man.

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Speaker 1: Hope everything works out for him. Prayers to him and

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Speaker 1: his family.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 1: Next on the list, man the God to help start

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Speaker 1: all this hilarity. Over nine years ago, my brother is

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Speaker 1: finally back. He's been on tour like a superstar. I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about the one, the Only, mister Miguel Cologne Jr.

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Speaker 2: Something man.

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Speaker 5: My management said this podcast was gonna feature some more talent.

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Speaker 4: I mean, like, I'm a big deal now here you are.

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Speaker 5: So I thought I thought straight up when you said

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Speaker 5: throw cool Mike Ski at heart, I was like, God, I.

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Speaker 4: Didn't think like that thing you said thro my heart.

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Speaker 2: I was like, Mike, I'm sorry, I didn't even think

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Speaker 5: I didn't mean, yeah, gotta go to autos over with

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Speaker 5: his old heart to get the courtyard.

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Speaker 2: I ain't even think about it like him.

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Speaker 6: Funny you gotta get a new Cadillac cook converted.

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Speaker 2: That's funny. They be stilling them on cars, Bro. I

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Speaker 2: guess they do, Yes, they do.

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Speaker 4: That's that's what they total beak special.

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Speaker 1: And also this is very special man, our next brother

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Speaker 1: that's here with us in comedy, not only a lawyer,

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Speaker 1: but the official sponsor of this show from the law

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Speaker 1: offices of.

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Speaker 2: Kaufman and Len. They are your personal injury attorneys.

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Speaker 1: They've been representing and winning for the good people of

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Speaker 1: Orlanta for over twenty years.

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Speaker 2: He's a comic book creator, lawyer.

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Speaker 4: And he's my brother.

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Speaker 1: And it's the second day of Hanukkah. Y'all give it

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Speaker 1: up for Jeff the Batman coughing Lahiama, no kidding.

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Speaker 6: I'm telling you I don't want to be a Jew now, man,

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Speaker 6: I'm telling you.

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Speaker 4: Many injuring it up. Bro.

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Speaker 6: He can say that, I can say it. It's dangerous,

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Speaker 6: say that you can't go to the park. And I

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Speaker 6: was like, last night I'm looking at I'm going Australia.

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Speaker 7: What kind of Nazis lived? I know Austria. I didn't

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Speaker 5: God bless Nazis without border maybe and you know what's

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Speaker 5: in trouble when when the Arabs are stopping the Arabs

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Speaker 6: I'm like, this dude came off a falafel cart to

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Speaker 6: save all these people's lives. I was like, going, who

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Speaker 6: am I supposed to be mad at?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 1: Akbar Wick like Josh wack Bar was his name.

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Speaker 7: He had two och bars in the same name. I

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Speaker 2: And I was like, Oh, yeah, what y'all talking about?

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Speaker 4: You ain't here what happened?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 1: Man, Well there was Jeffter calling a terrorist attack?

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Speaker 2: Is that what? It's okay?

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Speaker 6: It's these two, These two pieces of crap went out

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Speaker 7: They were celebrating Hanukkah.

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Speaker 6: And these two guys are firing. The police aren't doing anything,

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Speaker 1: The rest of the people. That's why I call him

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Speaker 1: a bar Wick. He's John Wick's.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, his name is Akbar Achbar. I was like, going, man.

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Speaker 2: Crazy, it was an admiral.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a little nutty out there, yeah.

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Speaker 7: But dangerous.

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Speaker 6: I thought I need to help to something less serious,

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Speaker 5: The hell when you see somebody put themselves in danger

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Speaker 4: Joking here here, you can run the other way and

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Speaker 4: nobody would think less of you. I mean, I'm telling

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Speaker 5: If somebody's opened up shooting and you're far away, nobody's

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Speaker 5: But I'm already answered that I'm not, you know, because

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Speaker 5: that's just that kind of man I respect. I'm glad

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Speaker 4: You just don't.

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Speaker 7: You don't have that, You don't have that sense assault that.

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Speaker 7: You don't have it.

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Speaker 1: Hey, bro, the bravest I ever been is when my

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Speaker 1: wife said she was pregnant and I stuck with her.

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Speaker 2: That's how brave I am.

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Speaker 1: That's that's what my braves I haven't.

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Speaker 4: Been, James.

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Speaker 5: The braves I haven't been was when we were driving

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Speaker 2: That was remember that.

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Speaker 4: As we kept driving, I was like, damn, I didn't

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Speaker 5: Almost I almost can't come back to James dropped me

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Speaker 5: off of Carrie, North Carolina.

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Speaker 4: He's saying, we headed back to Marston.

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Speaker 2: Now, player, look here, all right, I tell you my two.

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Speaker 3: My two were both in DC number one DC Sniper,

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Speaker 2: And the other one was DC nine to eleven.

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Speaker 3: I remember when nine to eleven happened, and I'm I'm

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Speaker 2: I'm not in white house mode. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I had just had surgery. I had a my half

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Speaker 3: my sergeant that said I'm on my way in. HE'SAI,

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Speaker 3: Wait what I said, I'm on my way in. We

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Speaker 2: What are you? I'm a soldier? Like what if you

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Speaker 2: want me to do? He said, take your ass back

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Speaker 3: But I was like, I was in like soldier mode, bro,

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Speaker 3: Like I don't know, I think about when you just

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Speaker 2: Like that's it, broo.

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Speaker 4: I wanted to show up to the verses.

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Speaker 2: Bro. Hell, no, I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 4: Can you got?

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Speaker 2: I remember, God bless you.

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Speaker 5: I remember on nine to eleven going to best Buy

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Speaker 5: after the Towers dropped because I knew everything was gonna change,

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Speaker 5: and the new jay Z album, the Blueprint album had

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Speaker 5: then I remember listening to the album and and the

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Speaker 5: Takeover came on and Jay dis Noads and we didn't

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Speaker 5: this is not the time for this right now, everything's

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Speaker 5: falling apart. I need the Kings of New York then unite.

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Speaker 5: I have no time for the squabble. And I was like,

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Speaker 5: but I don't need Jay and Noads beefing right now

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Speaker 5: when we are under attacked by what I thought at

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Speaker 5: the time was Delta or Southwest, you.

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Speaker 8: Know, going on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why games yo, that album really did drop

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Speaker 1: on nine to eleven.

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Speaker 2: Bro, I ain't a guy about that, dog.

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Speaker 4: I got that spot.

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Speaker 5: I said, we might be fighting, like like we might

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Speaker 5: be fighting like the Wolverines in in uh Red Dawn.

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Speaker 5: But if so, I'm gonna be in a cave like

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Speaker 5: I love girls.

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Speaker 2: Girls. Who's gonna run this town tonight?

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Speaker 5: There you go, Yeah, sitting there in the cave with

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Speaker 2: The takeover hard though, right, you get it? Yeah, you

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Speaker 3: But James, that's the thing though, Man, I mean, I

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Speaker 3: know I had a computer job and I wasn't like combat.

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Speaker 3: But when you sign up for the military is what

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Speaker 3: MS is, you could be sent to bos. I know, dudes,

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Speaker 3: that was in finance.

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Speaker 4: That in Iraq, I.

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Speaker 2: Wasna I was.

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Speaker 6: I knew attorneys whore doing divorces. The jack all the

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Speaker 6: jack attorneys were handling divorces.

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Speaker 2: If you're in the.

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Speaker 5: Combat zone, you meagine you get a divorce in Iraq

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Speaker 5: and the Taliban is like if you were with us, Listen,

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Speaker 5: guys are divorcing any of their wives because there's nothing

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Speaker 5: that a fourteen year old girl can tell you that

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Speaker 5: a man can't tell her about.

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Speaker 2: God.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Ken, I was gonna ask you, like, and you

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Speaker 1: two girl, because your father was serving, Like did you

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Speaker 1: guys ever see something pop up on the news and

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Speaker 1: you're like, we out something like your dad?

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Speaker 2: I know, Dad's gonna be out or can we gotta

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Speaker 2: go all the time?

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Speaker 4: And it didn't actually always happen.

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Speaker 5: But when you grow up especially, I want to say this,

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Speaker 5: are you only speak of my experience as a child

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Speaker 5: during the Cold War, We really had this idea that

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Speaker 1: You're like, oh, something's gonna happen. Yeah, my dad's gonna go.

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Speaker 3: And it's funny because Jeffery tell you on like an

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Speaker 3: Everybody in military got two hundred fifty thousand and you

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Speaker 3: Yeah when I went in was fifty. And that's what

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Speaker 4: I don't know, man, this might be a bosnianhuah wah,

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Speaker 7: Air Force miss They missus drop zone again. We had

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Speaker 5: You know what. The hardest on these rapid deployments, though,

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Speaker 5: It's like I had all these players this weekend, but

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Speaker 1: Yo's Hey, we trained for this. Come on, you know

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Speaker 1: how many Jody Boy catuses we used to sing?

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Speaker 1: You know who Jody Boy is? Right, y'all taught me this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, got it, got it. That's nasty.

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Speaker 7: But see, they don't want to tell it was. It

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Speaker 2: That's who it was. It wasn't.

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Speaker 7: It wasn't some civilian because he gets Yeah, Jody can't get.

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Speaker 6: On base, so all these guys who you can't meet

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Now that I'm older, I'm like, Yo, that's wrong,

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Speaker 4: I was when I was Now.

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Speaker 2: Now it's any one your kid. And one of my

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Speaker 1: Doing it to this lady.

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Speaker 7: I was just like, hey man, that dude out here.

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Speaker 4: You know, yo, pe, you was wrong.

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Speaker 1: I ain't gonna say your name. I'm letting you know

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Speaker 4: He got McAdoo.

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Speaker 2: B I'm he got macado, he got macadd Bro.

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Speaker 1: Every time you finished the macad maccadus waiting.

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Speaker 4: They hit him with an article sixty nine on that note,

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Speaker 1: We'll be right back on more hilarity, Real Life, Real

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Speaker 1: Radio one or four point one.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back, everybody.

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Speaker 1: You still listen in the Real Lives on Real Radio

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Speaker 1: one or four point one. I am James Jing to Dudo,

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Speaker 1: Ken Miller, Miguel Cologne Junior, and Jeff.

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Speaker 2: The Batman Calfman.

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Speaker 1: We are your night Capital Comedy now, I know, I know,

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Speaker 1: go ahead let him. Hey man, y'all got a what

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Speaker 1: day we go post? What goes on during the break?

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Speaker 1: Idiot Bro, he's what they call them minute he's saying, Bro.

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Speaker 1: All right, go ahead, and James, I'm doing Bro. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you about why my son has a course

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Speaker 1: soon because he was involved in a traffic accident. Yes

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Speaker 1: he is okay, he is not hurt, God bless. But

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Speaker 1: here's the problem. They need to get rid of something

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Speaker 1: in Florida because nobody knows how to use them.

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Speaker 4: Blood alcohol level.

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Speaker 2: It's on me.

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Speaker 4: If I could drive, I could drive.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, brother, you know what I'm saying. But no,

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Speaker 2: another one.

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Speaker 1: The other thing, Miguel, we talked about four way stops.

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Speaker 1: Nobody knows how they work here in Florida. When you

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Speaker 2: They don't understand how they work. You know, everyone else doesn't.

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Speaker 2: Old people know. Young people have no idea how you're

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Speaker 4: But here's the thing.

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Speaker 5: It add a four way stop. There should be no accident,

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Speaker 5: the worst case in there. Everybody should just be stopped.

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Speaker 2: For you to think, now, where's the problem.

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Speaker 1: This is the four way stop where the lights are flashing.

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Speaker 4: No, that was crazy, stole.

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Speaker 1: No, it's people don't see the stop sign, so they

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Speaker 2: Oh and that's a bad stop sign.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's clearly mark.

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Speaker 2: It's just there. People.

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Speaker 7: People don't pay attention because they don't pay attention. Oh lord,

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Speaker 7: what's for a douche?

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Speaker 4: Correct exactly.

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Speaker 5: We don't got to get rid of the stop sign.

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Speaker 5: I mean, the stop sign is not the problem.

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Speaker 4: It's the people.

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Speaker 1: It's a problem though, people when they I've almost got

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Speaker 2: They don't know when to go and when to stop.

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Speaker 1: So what happened was this person was on their phone, allegedly,

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Speaker 2: On the side. He said, I didn't run the stop sign.

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Speaker 1: So now we're in a case of he said, he said,

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Speaker 7: Well, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, here we go, Jeff, this is this. Did he

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Speaker 7: So what's who's who's taking him to court?

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Speaker 2: Our insurance company is going to talk to each other,

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Speaker 7: I don't know how that's the way it works in

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Speaker 2: Will tell us how it's supposed to work. Man, Maybe

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Speaker 7: Will randomly just call you to court.

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Speaker 6: Somebody had to file a lawsuit to get somebody in

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Speaker 1: Here's what I mean, Jeff, I was just it was

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Speaker 7: Stuff up, all right?

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Speaker 4: Don't you just making them real life worthy organization?

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Speaker 7: What next guy's you know off the radio? God blessed because.

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Speaker 1: The way in a minute, Due Jay's even really got kids? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all them At the same time my bank account would say, yes,

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Speaker 2: That was jameson. I'm curious to how so I'm ke

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Speaker 2: what happened with me? Real quick? Are going to have

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Speaker 3: Somebody hit my car and I didn't report it because

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Speaker 2: And then I got a call from Geico. They was like, hey,

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Speaker 3: He's like, well, yeah, the lady is taking us to

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Speaker 6: the hmm is he as a person hurt? No, Okay,

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Speaker 6: then nobody's going to court. You're you're a true something.

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Speaker 6: He's gonna do anything. They're gonna go he says nothing,

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Speaker 6: We say nothing. Okay, each one of you're gonna have

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Speaker 6: to pay your own deductibles.

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Speaker 2: Move on.

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Speaker 7: That's what that's gonna play.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, my insurance is gonna go up right. That's

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Speaker 2: how it Yeah, no, no, no, no, nobody.

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Speaker 5: Nobody's gonna pay any deductibles because at this point there

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Speaker 4: There's no tickets, there's no anything. It's just pop lying

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Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much, that's how it works. But did the

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Speaker 6: Yeah, nobody was held responsible, though I don't I don't

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Speaker 4: I was like, I was gonna for second fifty dollars.

448
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:49,239
Speaker 2: I saw the whole thing. I would too, I saw

449
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:49,800
Speaker 2: the whole thing.

450
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:54,439
Speaker 5: That dude, Yeah, that dude. That dude was running the light.

451
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:57,280
Speaker 5: He was doing that powder. I saw with the key.

452
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,679
Speaker 5: He's listening to Bobby Brown. He was doing that powder.

453
00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:02,800
Speaker 2: Hey watch till damn mouth. He was.

454
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:08,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, and he saw your let's trying to find the snow.

455
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,199
Speaker 4: Yeah, and your son was hey.

456
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:13,160
Speaker 5: Your son was like, hey man, you know this turning

457
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,600
Speaker 5: Port USA makes a lot of sense. And this dude

458
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:19,719
Speaker 5: was like, no, we don't America last, and he rammed

459
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,600
Speaker 5: the car and then he got out and he yelled

460
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:26,280
Speaker 5: some some some gibberish to the dude about how how

461
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,159
Speaker 5: Governor Desantas wear high heels. And Jack was like, you

462
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,320
Speaker 5: don't say that about my governor. You'll say that about

463
00:20:31,359 --> 00:20:34,879
Speaker 5: my governor. And then that illegal immigrant drove off. I

464
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:39,840
Speaker 5: thought the whole thing, or that's Jack seven hundred and

465
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:44,200
Speaker 5: fifty or if this dude wants to throw me five thousand.

466
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:46,760
Speaker 4: You know, Jack likes to drink.

467
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:54,880
Speaker 5: Jack was in his liberal ways drinking that whiskey Jack

468
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,119
Speaker 5: nine hundred genders and and and and and all this

469
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,840
Speaker 5: crazy cause I say, hey, Jack, get too much to

470
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,399
Speaker 5: much coquito Jack. And Jack looked at me and said, man,

471
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:08,119
Speaker 5: I don't care about nothing. I sell this country to

472
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,359
Speaker 5: China right now. I said, don't talk.

473
00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:11,359
Speaker 2: Don't talk like that. Who don't talk like that? And

474
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,920
Speaker 2: then that's funny, like because Jack really likes Jack just

475
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000
Speaker 2: drank something. Yeah too.

476
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,760
Speaker 4: Jack is a Puerto Rican boy. Of course he likes.

477
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:20,680
Speaker 2: Is.

478
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,719
Speaker 4: I bet he likes big booty women too.

479
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is today too.

480
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,719
Speaker 5: Just let Jack know man seven fifty, I got him,

481
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,880
Speaker 5: but let this other dude know five thousand, and then

482
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:35,800
Speaker 5: I'm a plus gratuity, plus gratuity, and then I'm gonna

483
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,760
Speaker 5: I'm gonna break Jack off with a grand on top

484
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:41,560
Speaker 5: of like, hey, this for you player, pay your deductible,

485
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:44,520
Speaker 5: me and your.

486
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:45,200
Speaker 4: Father go back.

487
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:49,879
Speaker 2: Jack Jane's Yeah, for for mine, the lady hit me.

488
00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:53,040
Speaker 3: It was super small, a small accident, and then Geico

489
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,080
Speaker 3: calls me up and tied to take my car to

490
00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:56,560
Speaker 3: Geico so they can.

491
00:21:56,520 --> 00:22:01,000
Speaker 1: Look at and investigate. And there's like DWN this small offender. Yeah,

492
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,639
Speaker 1: I never heard nothing else about it.

493
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,760
Speaker 2: Gotcha. The lady s hading a picture. She had her

494
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:09,720
Speaker 2: neck brakes and everything that what wh Why don't you

495
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:15,200
Speaker 2: have the USA because Getico was cheaper? Okay, all right, yeah,

496
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,000
Speaker 2: that guy goes cheaper.

497
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,160
Speaker 5: Let me ask you a question, Jeff, for about about

498
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,560
Speaker 5: actually I half years ago, when I when I was

499
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,680
Speaker 5: a young man, I got rear ended.

500
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:24,440
Speaker 4: Uh this was over there by the day. You remember

501
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:28,600
Speaker 4: the Jmark Do you remember jmar on Hyawassee.

502
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was at the jmar and on Hyawassee was

503
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,600
Speaker 5: coming out from there and I got rear ended by

504
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:37,600
Speaker 5: this woman and uh, you know, from from what people

505
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:38,359
Speaker 5: told me, I don't know.

506
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,480
Speaker 4: She hit my car going like.

507
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,120
Speaker 5: Thirty miles an hour and I was in the stoplight

508
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,960
Speaker 5: and just smashed the back of my car. So me

509
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:45,920
Speaker 5: and my whole me and my whole boy Alias crawled

510
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,040
Speaker 5: out like the dukes of Hazzard.

511
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,159
Speaker 4: We hit the ground and then we.

512
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,440
Speaker 5: Wait to check the car in front of us, because

513
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,119
Speaker 5: we we hit the car in front of us, and

514
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,359
Speaker 5: they were okay, and we didn't have cell phones. It

515
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,879
Speaker 5: was hot outside, so we just crawled back in the

516
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,679
Speaker 5: car because the A C was still going.

517
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:02,800
Speaker 4: It was he can a still running and we were

518
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:06,359
Speaker 4: just listening to jay Z. But I didn't, you know,

519
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,320
Speaker 4: I didn't do everything right on this one, man, I didn't.

520
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 4: I didn't get.

521
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:11,520
Speaker 7: Go ahead.

522
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:12,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't do anything right on this one.

523
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:17,880
Speaker 5: But Jeff, like their insurance company showered me with things,

524
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,320
Speaker 5: and I wonder was this just.

525
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:21,600
Speaker 4: Because I didn't do everything right and didn't.

526
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 5: Get attorney and stuff because they paid They bought me

527
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,480
Speaker 5: a cell phone from Beepers and phones, the insurance adjuster

528
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,359
Speaker 5: because she.

529
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:29,679
Speaker 4: Was the way they get a hold of me as

530
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 4: a young guy.

531
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Speaker 5: And I didn't have a phone, so they bought me

532
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,720
Speaker 5: a cell phone, probably one hundred dollars cell phone or whatever.

533
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:37,200
Speaker 5: Then they paid cash, paid cash, but paid out of

534
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 5: their pocket to rent me a vehicle because I didn't

535
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 5: have any kind of thing renting it. And then they

536
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,320
Speaker 5: gave me a very decent amount of money for the

537
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,680
Speaker 5: car and then like a small amount of money for

538
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 5: paying is suffering.

539
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,400
Speaker 2: But I know that now.

540
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,159
Speaker 5: It's because I was a dumb kid and you know,

541
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,440
Speaker 5: didn't attorney up, which I mean very honest.

542
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 2: Guys, I did not.

543
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,879
Speaker 5: I did go to the doctor and I did go

544
00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,440
Speaker 5: to one of the doctors that let me know, you

545
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:04,399
Speaker 5: look okay, you know what I'm saying. Look, but I

546
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,639
Speaker 5: was okay, I was okay.

547
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:06,960
Speaker 4: But is that is that?

548
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,120
Speaker 5: Is that possibly just Jeff? Because they were like, hey,

549
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,119
Speaker 5: this this dumb boy, let's just take care of him

550
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:11,520
Speaker 5: right now, and.

551
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 6: He'll yes, yeah, okay, no, get's I can't. I got

552
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,639
Speaker 6: a friend of mine gott an accident the other night.

553
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 6: He called me up because yeah, their insurance they called.

554
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 6: They want to give me this quick money. I said, nope,

555
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 6: you're not doing that. He is rear rended to say

556
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 6: when they know they're dead to rights and they see

557
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,920
Speaker 6: the accident and they see the pictures, they'll go, Okay,

558
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,240
Speaker 6: we'll give him tooth out, he'll go away. Yeah, And

559
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,159
Speaker 6: that's that's the goal. Just get the guy to go

560
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 6: away for for nothing. And ye, you know, they pretend

561
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 6: you're your friend here. Let me let me did they

562
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,119
Speaker 6: said they did? They get you any uh CDs and

563
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,440
Speaker 6: DVDs too to make happy.

564
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:53,120
Speaker 5: No, but they paid me, Like right after the first

565
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,640
Speaker 5: meeting when I had with them, they were like, hey man,

566
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,680
Speaker 5: they gave me like a five hundred dollars check, which

567
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 5: I probably signed away like.

568
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 4: Everything at that moment. They yeah, I mean, just while

569
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 4: they figured.

570
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 5: Things out, they gave me like a five hundred dollars.

571
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 5: I remember looking at Live It's like, we never gonna

572
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:05,960
Speaker 5: need to work again.

573
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 4: Player.

574
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,680
Speaker 2: That's funny, God bless man.

575
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,480
Speaker 7: And that's a plan.

576
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 5: At the time, this was like the big opioid crisis too.

577
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,880
Speaker 5: The shady doctor that I went to, which I don't

578
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:23,040
Speaker 5: remember his day, was like, hey, he was like, are

579
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 5: you in pain. I was like, I'm sore, but I'm

580
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:28,440
Speaker 5: all right. He was like, well, you know, he was like,

581
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 5: you let me know if you're in pain. Okay, And

582
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:31,680
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm all right. He's like, how would

583
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:32,400
Speaker 5: you rate your pain?

584
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,320
Speaker 4: And he did this thing. He had this line of pain.

585
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 5: It said like one to five and it was all

586
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,200
Speaker 5: like different colors and he was like are you a one?

587
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 5: And they just kept tapping the five or are you

588
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:46,440
Speaker 5: a five? And I was like, I'm probably less than one.

589
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:47,200
Speaker 2: I'm just sore.

590
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 5: He was like think about it. He was like, you

591
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 5: might not feel it now, but in a couple of

592
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 5: months when you need that. Hi.

593
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:55,159
Speaker 2: Baby.

594
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 1: Michelle works door where she used to work, next door

595
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 1: to a pain management clinic, and I did the air

596
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 1: quotes because that.

597
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,200
Speaker 2: Place is different.

598
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 1: It don't look like a plain management place by the

599
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:14,639
Speaker 1: people they come there. It look just like a crackhouse.

600
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 1: Like the people come like, yeah, absolutely, the people that

601
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 1: come there.

602
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 4: I ain't never brought copper wire to a hospital.

603
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:32,360
Speaker 1: Hey, you a lot of the hospital with a vc

604
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,400
Speaker 1: R like electronics.

605
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 5: We take a couple of forms of payment. We take

606
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:40,359
Speaker 5: Florida blue, we take cash. You can let me put

607
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:45,359
Speaker 5: it between your boobies, you know. I'd like to do

608
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,400
Speaker 5: a little fifty fifty, a little copper and a little

609
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:47,920
Speaker 5: booby action.

610
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 2: The other time from Bighams.

611
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think about that that when I first

612
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 3: got out the military and I was I found a

613
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:02,439
Speaker 3: doctor and this to two thousand and five, two thousand

614
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 3: and six, and I got hurt. Remember I told my

615
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 3: kilis and they were like, they gave me like a

616
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:08,879
Speaker 3: five refiels.

617
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 2: I remember I used to do the Percoset thoughts. Remember Percosett.

618
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I used to take Percoset late at night and

619
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 1: be having the weirdest like stuff going on with me, man,

620
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:21,439
Speaker 1: Like you know what I'm saying, Like I got an

621
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 1: addictive personality.

622
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:23,639
Speaker 2: That's one thing.

623
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:27,639
Speaker 3: I'm happy I didn't get addicted, man like for real, Like,

624
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 3: I'm happy that that that that didn't turn the weird

625
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,719
Speaker 3: turned because I really refiel all five of the prescriptions.

626
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 2: I really can't because.

627
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:39,880
Speaker 3: Because it just makes you feel good. Bro, you can't

628
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 3: poop though, I don't know what it is about purposet.

629
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 4: You can't poop.

630
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 1: And then and when that when that Jimmy, when that Jimmy,

631
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:51,120
Speaker 1: get right, ain't nothing coming out of it, bro, He's

632
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 1: just whispering.

633
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:57,400
Speaker 4: He just whispering. Ain't nobody.

634
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 2: That seemed be like this?

635
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:01,160
Speaker 7: Hey?

636
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:06,119
Speaker 2: Look bro, that purpose was different. Bro.

637
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,440
Speaker 1: Bro, if you would have took all on purpose that

638
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 1: you could have had a fire album like future Son

639
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 1: for real.

640
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:16,919
Speaker 2: You what you couldn't poop?

641
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 5: You was?

642
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:21,399
Speaker 3: You had that issue? You was itchy, you was you

643
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:25,239
Speaker 3: were real cracky bro. Yeah like that he was back

644
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,879
Speaker 3: to do it, you know he was not to do

645
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 3: it like a mom my daddy was like a proud

646
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 3: of you.

647
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 2: Don't forgot to top it off with the night wove.

648
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm about to blast off into tomorrow and yesterday

649
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 5: at the same time.

650
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 1: Hey, if I ever tell you the story when I

651
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 1: got drunk, took purpose and got kicked.

652
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 2: Out of Chili's. Wait, wait, hold on, we got we

653
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 2: gotta take a pick a little break. It's gonna be

654
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 2: don't go anywhere. We'll be right back. We have come

655
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 2: back on Radio one on four point one.

656
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 1: Welcome back everybody, and you're still listening to Real Last

657
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 1: on Real Radio one or four point one.

658
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 2: We are your night Captain Comedy.

659
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 1: I want to remind everybody out there, if you're listening

660
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: right now, please help this hilarity keep going for another

661
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 1: nine years. We need you to go to your social

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Speaker 1: media Facebook, Instagram, follow us, please like, subscribe, comment, YouTube,

663
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Speaker 1: everything that you can do so we can keep going

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00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 1: for another nine years. Now we're going to break. And

665
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 1: Ken said something that I have to hear the rest up.

666
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: He said, you did what now.

667
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Speaker 2: Ken Man? So first of all, shout out to my

668
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 2: boy Chad.

669
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 3: So we were at Gary owenshow and Andrew bought Gary

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00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 3: on the shoes that he made for him, and my

671
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 3: boy Chad was there with his homeboy whose name is

672
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 3: I can't remember. But so the night this is my

673
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 3: two thousand and seven to eight when I tore my

674
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 3: kidis manand eight because I was going through my divorce

675
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 3: and I the other dude had a broken ankle, so

676
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 3: he had a boot on one leg. I had a

677
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 3: boot a whole cast on the other leg. So we

678
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 3: had Chili's and out to mind because I don't go

679
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 3: no more so I don't care. And he's asking me,

680
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 3: how do you use the bathroom number two? So jokingly

681
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 3: I show him how I throw my leg up on

682
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 3: the tub to use the bathroom because you couldn't. I

683
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 3: couldn't bend my leg because I had a full cast.

684
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 3: So the waitress goes and tells the manager that we

685
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 3: were talking sexual about throwing her legs up, which we

686
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 3: never said, now, mind you, it's happy hour.

687
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 2: I'm on perks and I'm want seven and seven, so

688
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 2: I'm on one.

689
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,360
Speaker 1: The manager comes over and we loud, he said, y'all loud,

690
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: were like, yo, it's happy hour.

691
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 4: Who bringing their kids? Should be?

692
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 2: No kids anyway, this Chilis and we shouldn't have been

693
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 2: acting that. I'm fifty. I'm different now, James, I'm different.

694
00:30:56,760 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 2: You found Jesus, Yes, sir. So I tell the dude says, hey,

695
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 2: I'm gonna whoop your ass Angel with me.

696
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it goes straight to ass whooping Angel with me.

697
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 1: Me and Angel and my boy Will Chaid were about

698
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: to beat the manager up.

699
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 2: He called the police. Owners. The police get there and

700
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 2: we outside. We wild.

701
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 1: I say, I don't now remember person alcohol. I'm on

702
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 1: person alcohol.

703
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 3: This dude takes our info, me and Angel and get

704
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 3: us for trespassing.

705
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 2: Let the white people good.

706
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 1: So I was like, f Chili's, I ain't coming back

707
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 1: here nowhere, but when I see you, whole lineage is

708
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: gone to be ready, be ready, be ready to bury

709
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 1: them kids, play boy. Do you know Angel went back

710
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 1: to Chili's the next day and they didn't even remember that.

711
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:48,240
Speaker 1: I didn't go back to that chili for five years

712
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 1: and I lived it out to my live. I lived

713
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 1: like a half mile from the chilis and never Angel

714
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 1: went every day just to spike that dude.

715
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 2: But that Perko setting alcohol, bro, you wild?

716
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 1: I just once never again. But I never took alcohol

717
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 1: with it. You must have been acting like a straight fool.

718
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 4: You never followed the doctor's owners names. What do you

719
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 4: think I went to doctor.

720
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 3: Feel good smile one James, I did the percoset alcohol

721
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 3: and a ben Adria one night.

722
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 4: Whoa you so future and the past?

723
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 2: Guy? I was. I was sleep and awake. I like

724
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 2: that all night, Jim, all night.

725
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 6: I was like I was.

726
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 5: You were just Yeah, you were just individually just spouting

727
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 5: out crazy talks.

728
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 4: Like like in case you were just like did he

729
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:36,479
Speaker 4: did he did?

730
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 2: He did things?

731
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 4: He did things.

732
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 5: She's lucinating, you just grabbing like yeah to pop down,

733
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 5: yet doesn't happen.

734
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, you bro, I mean thinking about I'm fitty, bro.

735
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 3: I be thinking back back to stuff I did in

736
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 3: my twenties.

737
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 2: And thirties, dumb stuff. We witty bro.

738
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 1: You know, at some point I tell my bro be dead, right, like, oh,

739
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: I should have died like three times I should have

740
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 1: died the dumb stuff that we did back in the day.

741
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:12,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, man, Hey, I'm our hundreds of degree bro.

742
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 3: Like I did a lot of stupid even in my

743
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 3: military days.

744
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 2: Some of the stuff we did is key.

745
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,719
Speaker 3: I mean even as kids, like you know what I mean,

746
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 3: Like we talked about this before, man, Like I know

747
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 3: all of us should have been kidnapped once in our life.

748
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh absolutely, I took everything.

749
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 4: What are you talking about?

750
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 2: Yeah?

751
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 4: Everything?

752
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh that looks delicious. Of course I'll eat that.

753
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 1: Why is it smoking? Never mind, let me get it, bro.

754
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 5: I got rides, I mean I remember, yeah, people rolling

755
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 5: up and be like, hey son, you need to ride, Like,

756
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 5: thank god, God, you about to take.

757
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 8: My shirt off in this car, sir, Oh mother, stir

758
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 8: you man, try that song.

759
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:01,840
Speaker 4: I know what boys.

760
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 1: The other day the other day, Jeff, I can't remember

761
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 1: what it was.

762
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 3: Something happened with my kids, and I was like, man,

763
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 3: if I could put you on in the time machine and.

764
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 2: Drop y'all off in the eighties and nineties, yeah, they

765
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,800
Speaker 2: would I talk about it, talk about it.

766
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 6: I tried to explain to somebody who was working with me.

767
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 6: We were driving out to an event I said, do

768
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 6: you know we had these things called maps we had

769
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,760
Speaker 6: to use to find where to get somewhere.

770
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 7: And she goes, what do you mean?

771
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 6: Asked, we used to go to the seven eleven and

772
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 6: buy a map and we would have to look on

773
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 6: the map where it was and she, what do you

774
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 6: mean read a map?

775
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 7: I said, yeah, there were maps, and they look at

776
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 7: you like you're insane.

777
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 1: I thought echidology had reached its peak when we got

778
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 1: a little app called map Quest.

779
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:51,839
Speaker 2: Man, I thought that was amazing. You mean I can

780
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 2: print out on a paper. Yeah, it's a map.

781
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 5: Still when she when she when she came out with

782
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 5: extra thing condoms, I was like, you've hit it, yoh, man, Like.

783
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 4: It's like not wearing one. I'm like, I'm still not

784
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:11,280
Speaker 4: going to that's the thing.

785
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:14,760
Speaker 7: Smells.

786
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 1: Remember remember we thought we were gentlemen because we got

787
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 1: ribbed for her pleasure, Like, oh look, yeah, I used to.

788
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:21,880
Speaker 2: I used to.

789
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 5: She should have came out with what called sheic it's

790
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 5: gonna rip, It'll rip halfway in the middle, and then

791
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 5: you could be like, oh, I guess we got a

792
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 5: run off. She teared rip across the dotted lines and

793
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 5: tell her dad, baby it's the only one I had.

794
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 2: Well, Hey, hey, James, real talk.

795
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 3: I was talking to my core. I was I was

796
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 3: late for work this morning because I four was shut down.

797
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:47,360
Speaker 3: It was like three lanes shut down, and I used

798
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 3: ways all the time, and it told me to get

799
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,759
Speaker 3: off on the expressway. I got to work about ten

800
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 3: minutes late. I would have been like thirty minutes later

801
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 3: if I stayed on our four. And I'm telling my friend,

802
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,320
Speaker 3: I says, I put the GPS.

803
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 2: On everywhere I go. Me too, That's why I know.

804
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 1: I'm old.

805
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 2: I go, I put the bro. I just know Orlando

806
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 2: traffic is finicky. Bro.

807
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 1: You just do not know.

808
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 2: I put the GF You GPS everywhere you go. I

809
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 2: GPS everywhere I go.

810
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 4: Bro, No, I don't do that.

811
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 7: But I'll tell you what.

812
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 6: Sometimes they light to you and they said you in

813
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 6: weird places like dead roads and something. And I'm like,

814
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 6: I'm remembering all those horror movies where your GPS actually

815
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 6: got you killed.

816
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 5: So I like driving, You're following all the directions, and

817
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 5: all of a sudden it's like rerouting.

818
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 2: I'm like, why, who, why where are we going? Like, hey,

819
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 2: we got to stop somewhere first, GPS, like, we gotta

820
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 2: stop me?

821
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like, hey man, hey man, I've been calling my

822
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 4: girl all day.

823
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:47,439
Speaker 2: She has an answer.

824
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,879
Speaker 5: You might up we sweak by real quick. You're you're

825
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 5: a robot. Oh you got something against clankers? Uhlankers wild?

826
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 5: The fact they call clankers.

827
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,880
Speaker 2: I love that. That's funny. Yeah, I do.

828
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 3: I use my GPS everywhere. I don't care where I'm going. Bro,

829
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 3: I've used it in Disney. I've used it in Disney

830
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 3: to find rides. No lies to using the map. I'll

831
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 3: just pull up like Google.

832
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 2: Man, you can do that.

833
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then you put the walking You're like walking,

834
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 5: and then you look for it and it'll get a

835
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 5: route you and then you walking around, you walking around

836
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 5: like you're using the tracking device.

837
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:25,239
Speaker 2: You's like, look at me, look at me.

838
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 1: So, guys, we got about five minutes left and it's

839
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: almost Christmas time.

840
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 2: Man, y'all got plans this year? Anybody leaving?

841
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 1: I know you leave yet for every holiday you get out,

842
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 1: I know you do.

843
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,800
Speaker 7: But I actually got a pretty good I got a

844
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 7: good Christmas.

845
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:39,240
Speaker 2: What do you do Christmas?

846
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 7: I'm actually a good friend of mine.

847
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 6: Got tickets for New Year's in the night before New

848
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 6: Year's so I'll be in Vegas, uh seeing jelly Roll.

849
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 7: Uh New Year's nice at the Cosmopolitan. So yeah, so

850
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 7: I'm excited about that.

851
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 2: And those tickets is not cheap. By the way, Jelly

852
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,040
Speaker 2: Roll costs are.

853
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 5: In a leg about Jeff Kaufman Dog Batman and his

854
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:07,840
Speaker 5: nickname because he saw crimes. Batman's his nickname because he

855
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 5: got them gadgets.

856
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 4: And trauma and they lots of trauma, trauma, real hard,

857
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 4: hard traumatic.

858
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 5: As Batman's like, I'm adopt the little boy and then

859
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:21,359
Speaker 5: he's gonna die.

860
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna get another another one.

861
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 7: He's done it three times.

862
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 3: Hey, did you see the post I made today, bro

863
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 3: about how the old Batman to get washed today if he.

864
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 2: Was and the Adam West Batman, he'll get washed. I was.

865
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 3: It was him, him and the Joker was having a

866
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 3: surfing context and I was like, Bro, I said.

867
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 2: Bro, he would get his ass beat.

868
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:52,439
Speaker 3: I'm glad they updated Batman because that Batman was trying

869
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 3: to fight crime today.

870
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 5: Oh them little why ends? Well, remember Man, Batman? Batman

871
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 5: used to be used to be a detective, you know,

872
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 5: that used to be his thing. Batman was figuring out crimes.

873
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,879
Speaker 5: Now Gotham Batman is like a jump out Boys Strike Team.

874
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,720
Speaker 4: Dude, he just busting hands.

875
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 5: Batman used to come through the Magnifying Lives. I think

876
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 5: the Joker serum was made with ivy of nectar three,

877
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:16,800
Speaker 5: which can.

878
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 4: Only be found in this place. And I know a laugh.

879
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 4: Now he comes through, like, hey, look at me, Look

880
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:25,799
Speaker 4: at me. You go home? You want to go to Morgue? Man,

881
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 4: I thought you don't kill people. I don't, but the

882
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:28,439
Speaker 4: fault does.

883
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 2: Ken. What's your players for Christmas this year? You want

884
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 2: to Sean going somewhere special? You want to man?

885
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 3: Actually no, we're actually gonna say Augustine. They got a

886
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 3: trolley ride up there in the Christmas lights, and you

887
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 3: know she loves Christmas lights. So we're kicking the kids

888
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 3: up and driving up to Saint Augustine on Christmas Day,

889
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,839
Speaker 3: ride around the trolley, see Christmas light because my kids

890
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,879
Speaker 3: are going to Carolina on the day after Christmas.

891
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 2: Now to see her.

892
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:05,800
Speaker 5: People watch you can here into the life of a

893
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 5: fifty year old kid. What we doing He first see

894
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 5: the uniform hanging. He's like, right, right, right, oh, look

895
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 5: at me, sergeant. That's what's up. So what's what we

896
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 5: do for Christmas? Were wilding out. What were doing is

897
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 5: what's the trolley ride?

898
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:22,800
Speaker 2: Pop trolley?

899
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 4: Awesome girls?

900
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,320
Speaker 2: We run the trolley on some girls. Was the trolley

901
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,839
Speaker 2: is funny? That is we're gonna hey, we're gonna maca

902
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 2: do some girls.

903
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, hot dogs after nine?

904
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

905
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 1: Man, a twenty year old kid looking at fifty old kid.

906
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 2: But like you got a Christmas tree.

907
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:43,439
Speaker 4: You put a tree in your house.

908
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 8: What's right?

909
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 4: All the food toes, where's everybody?

910
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, the food's gonna look over there to be the

911
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 6: chili manager sitting in the trolley next to them.

912
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 2: You've been right.

913
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 1: It's funny, which is crazy because I got beef. I

914
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 1: had beef with the chilies man, and I beat up

915
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:04,399
Speaker 1: the manager at the air house out to bout you're

916
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:11,800
Speaker 1: just eating. Yeah, the kids I beat up as they damn.

917
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:14,440
Speaker 5: Hey. We were telling we were telling that story as

918
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 5: best we could in Austin this weekend because we were

919
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 5: just talking about every Orlando comic. Gotta I fought a

920
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 5: dude at a comedy show story I was told. I

921
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 5: was called all the Texas comic saw and then even

922
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 5: some of these new dudes were like, oh remember when

923
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 5: so and so fun this dude, or remember when that

924
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:30,359
Speaker 5: dude tried to burn the club down.

925
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,919
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, man, Orlando comedy.

926
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 2: That's what we do. Comedy comedy. Miguel, what are you

927
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:37,399
Speaker 2: doing this Christmas? Brother?

928
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:37,840
Speaker 4: What do you?

929
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 2: Every time?

930
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 5: Man? My sisters would be in town, We'll go my

931
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 5: Bops's house, be my mom my sisters, and uh, my

932
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 5: big thing is I ordered these from Amazon, these murder cases,

933
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 5: which Ken I'm gonna send you would They basically just

934
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 5: evidence cases and you just basically go through all the

935
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:58,319
Speaker 5: evidence and me and my sisters go through it, and uh,

936
00:41:58,920 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 5: you solve these murder case.

937
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 4: Ass And I come through. I dress dressed alright.

938
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 5: Guys, I task force it because I got we got

939
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,840
Speaker 5: we got a bulletproof vests of the castle somewhere the

940
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 5: vests and I got I put on my Mets cap

941
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 5: backwards and my nikes.

942
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 4: And I'm like, yo, man, try to go jail, Try

943
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 4: to go home?

944
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 2: Boy?

945
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 4: He up?

946
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 8: Up?

947
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 2: Up?

948
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 4: Is it derogating?

949
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 8: Hey?

950
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 4: You up?

951
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 2: Up?

952
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 4: Hey?

953
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 5: First dude's name pops up in the file. I'm like, hey,

954
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 5: I'm gonna joke him up. We're gonna get in the call.

955
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 4: And they're like, he's the victim. I'm like, yeah, so

956
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 4: he knows.

957
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 1: We're doing something a little different for Christmas. Normally we

958
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 1: order uh Spanish food from and we have Spanish food,

959
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 1: so I don't cook. This year, we are ordering Chinese

960
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 1: food for everybody as bad as Yes, you know.

961
00:42:55,880 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 2: The favorite place the grocer? Yeah, I haven't for you, Jay,

962
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:04,760
Speaker 2: And ten minute, Miguel, what's the name of the grocery

963
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 2: we go?

964
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 1: Kenny's Grocery Stores. Man, that's where're going, broder Shinese. Do

965
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,840
Speaker 1: something different, man, the General South Chicken.

966
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 5: This will be delicious. Also, there's a name there. His

967
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 5: name is Bobby Woo. He can up make it to midnight.

968
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 5: I understand.

969
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 2: I understand.

970
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 1: So guys, I believe this is gonna be it for real,

971
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,399
Speaker 1: last until the actual New Year. We take the next

972
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,720
Speaker 1: two weeks off like real radio does, but we ain't.

973
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:32,240
Speaker 4: Going on tomorrow.

974
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 2: Oh you know what I'm lying Ken, You're absolutely right, man,

975
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,760
Speaker 2: I just already I was like, James, don't know. Listen

976
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 2: right here? Day are you on the perker sack? Lady?

977
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 2: Try to go to cracker barrel? Start a fight?

978
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 4: Who wants what? I'm on?

979
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 2: A perka? Set anna viagra? All right? Y'all. Thank you all.

980
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 1: In the middle of my yeah, in the middle of

981
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:00,440
Speaker 1: my deep sleep. Somebody getting it. So any ayway, y'all,

982
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: thank y'all be joining with us tonight and we absolutely

983
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 1: love y'all.

984
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 2: Before we go, real.

985
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:05,800
Speaker 1: Quick, anybody got some comedy going on this weekends and

986
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:06,800
Speaker 1: people can come support.

987
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the Tuesday show, So tomorrow night it's

988
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 3: the Toy Drive. So you still got time. Go to

989
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,360
Speaker 3: Orlando dot Funnybone dot com. Use the promo code Toys

990
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 3: and you get free tickets.

991
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 2: Man.

992
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 3: Right now, I already got like seventy five toys in

993
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,800
Speaker 3: my trunk, so we will take some more toys. So

994
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 3: make sure you come out man and support the cause.

995
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 2: Bad news. I will not be there. Good news, Miguel

996
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 2: and Jeffer be there. So hey, here you go. You

997
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:34,760
Speaker 2: have fun with them, gentlemen. There you go, beautiful Miguel.

998
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,879
Speaker 2: What you got coming up, brother? Besides the Toy Drive?

999
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 5: Nothing, man, I got a lot coming up next month.

1000
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 5: I've been on tour with David Jolly and Jake Rica

1001
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 5: and we just got for me.

1002
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 4: It's a real big booking. We're all pumped about it.

1003
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 5: We'll be headlined the Hollywood improv on January nights Man.

1004
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:54,240
Speaker 1: That's amazing. Congratulations mister Jeff to Batman Coffee.

1005
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 2: What do you got going on, my friend?

1006
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 6: Well, my next three under oath shows Nathan Crest from

1007
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 6: My Harley, Danny Houston very famous actor, and Angie Everheart

1008
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 6: from Love Exact.

1009
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 7: So yeah, a little bit of.

1010
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 4: Everything on a better all.

1011
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 1: This is the week actually, congratulations Jeff on that this

1012
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 1: is the week I actually get the headline for the

1013
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:19,800
Speaker 1: very first time McCurdy's Comedy Club. I'll be there Wednesday

1014
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 1: through Sundays, so there's a chance to see me five

1015
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 1: different times. I hope you guys come out and have

1016
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:26,359
Speaker 1: a good time with me. I love you so much.

1017
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:29,799
Speaker 1: Remember listen, laugh and repeat on behalf of Myself. It's

1018
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 1: James John, that's mister Ken Miller, that's Miguel.

1019
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 2: Cologne Junior, and Jeff the back Na coffin. We are

1020
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 2: real laugh. Thank you for listening. We will see it

1021
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 2: for one more shore tomorrow. We out can tell them

1022
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 2: what to do.

1023
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 1: Take your ass the bed and give me a percoset.