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Speaker 2: I think he's over nineteen. That's insane. He's three months old.

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Speaker 2: He was drinking. He's sick right now. It's like, so

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Speaker 2: don't I don't feel bad enough. Okay, so the intake

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Speaker 2: But he's got he's got huge legs, right, how's calves

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Speaker 2: cams are coming in? Okay? Like his face, his face

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Speaker 1: What is that playing there?

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Speaker 2: Yes? He's Jewish.

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Speaker 1: Yes, And so you guys are pretty much got a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So I up until this past week when I've

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's wild. I don't know what goes on there, man,

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Speaker 2: But it is a lot though, because it's it's not

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Speaker 2: we do the bath every night. And then after the bath,

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Speaker 1: Hot towel, you're making a diva.

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Speaker 4: Brother in law in town, Yeah, and my wife's brother

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Speaker 4: and they didn't have the heater on for their kid,

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Speaker 2: So he's a hot towel. Did he look at you

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, call me a whistle boy, sorry, hot towel.

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Speaker 2: My son. My son is a very San Diego kid,

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Speaker 1: So yeah, you know, when you take over, you have

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Speaker 2: Sometimes I'll get out my wife, so my wife will

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Speaker 5: I thinking I was crazy and asked me to please

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Speaker 2: Well, it's crazy. My songs are. It's tough because it

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Speaker 2: you could you could reenact change his diaper, change his diaper?

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Speaker 2: Is he yappy? He's sad? Is he man? He's fussy,

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Speaker 2: He's fussy, So he's If he's fussy and I'm changing

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Speaker 2: his diaper, will I do a country song?

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Speaker 1: They're different, different gresh I did nothing different genres.

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Speaker 2: So if we'll say it's country, okay, I'll be changing

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Speaker 6: Be like, some bud is fussy and he needs his

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Speaker 6: diaper changed. Let's get the dessiting out so he doesn't

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Speaker 1: So not not very clever. This is what I'm doing.

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Speaker 1: You're literally just saying what you're doing, saying in the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I could do I could do pop songs too.

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Speaker 2: I did steal this one from Eddie once because I

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Speaker 2: heard him say this when he was being fussy. I

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Speaker 2: His arms like he's moving, he's dancing. It's almost like

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Speaker 2: and I like to sing him songs, and I just

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Speaker 2: the shower, I'll start rapping for him. God, yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 2: I don't. I mean, it's it's very you know, I

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Speaker 2: songs like she does, like it's a bitsy spider or

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Speaker 2: why not. I like making up my own stuff as

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Speaker 2: I go along.

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Speaker 1: But you're not really making up a song. You're just

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Speaker 1: kind of sing songing what you're doing. That's not making

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Speaker 1: up a song? What's wrong with that? It doesn't care

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Speaker 1: like you're just count talking on the radio right now, like,

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Speaker 1: let's not a song, Like you're just kind of saying

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Speaker 2: Do you think the Angel song was not?

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Speaker 1: It's a real songs there's a chorus, listen is it's

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Speaker 1: creepy as hell? But at least it's a real song.

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Speaker 1: You're not just singing what words of what you're doing?

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Speaker 2: Would you like me to write out the lyrics to

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Speaker 2: the Angel song? Remember? Practice? How does it go? Again?

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Speaker 2: Because you you sing the Angel song to your sixteen

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Speaker 2: year old son, right, I don't see it half.

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Speaker 7: Go to sleep, my angel, go to sleep, my angel,

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Speaker 7: go to sleep, my angel, because I love you. So

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Speaker 7: now go, Mommy loves you, Mommy loves you.

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Speaker 2: Mommy loves you because I love you. So there you go?

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Speaker 1: Dad? Well, wow, the hell does how many people love? Again?

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Speaker 1: Not very clever, not very good? But I'm sorry, Well no,

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Speaker 1: I mean no offense.

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Speaker 2: That's the past down generations, bro. So I think.

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Speaker 3: The Angel song and it'sy bitsy spider. I think the

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Speaker 3: fact of the repetitiveness, so the child wreck it nice?

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Speaker 1: Is it is part of it?

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Speaker 3: And if you're you're singing something different every time, walkie

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Speaker 3: talkie's not gonna.

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Speaker 2: Know what you're doing. He's up, He's like, what the

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Speaker 2: hell is going on? Babbling?

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Speaker 1: What the hell is.

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Speaker 2: Why? I'm real man, You're I'm using real life my song.

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Speaker 2: So if you're repeating, if you I'll.

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Speaker 1: Make the song.

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Speaker 2: Okay, the kid's got the worst diaper rash god, I

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Speaker 2: mean really all the time.

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Speaker 1: Okay, everything, everything is the worst. You know, thorst got

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Speaker 2: Doubt.

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Speaker 1: So your wife, Hayley does not want you to do

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Speaker 1: this anymore? And have you stopped?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: Okay, well why not?

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Speaker 2: Because honestly, honestly, you know why because when he's super

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Speaker 2: him and you're just over it and he's crying, it

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Speaker 2: soothes me and like calms me down to sing, excuse

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Speaker 2: me to like because I'm singing and like and it

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Speaker 2: makes me calm. And my wife yelled at me that

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Speaker 2: sometimes I'm not calm enough, and then I make him not.

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Speaker 1: I can see that. I can totally see that, because

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Speaker 1: what the right word is. You're a very empathetic guy,

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Speaker 1: and so you do feed off of feelings and other

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Speaker 1: a lot. And so if the baby is having a

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Speaker 1: not being able to you know, just be cool, keep

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Speaker 1: it cool, that's yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, or I just get annoyed, like Walker, I'm trying.

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Speaker 1: So please please don't say.

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Speaker 2: Please don't say if I'm trying to put it in

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Speaker 2: a diaper, I'm like Walker.

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Speaker 1: He's my god, he's three months old.

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Speaker 2: So would you rather me do that or robbed me? Sick?

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Speaker 1: There's not another option? Okay, you just.

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Speaker 2: Stay a little calmer. And oh, look at you. Make

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Speaker 1: Did you hear the angel song?

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Speaker 2: That angel there's no tomorrow?

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Speaker 1: All right? Well, this is this is very strange, but

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Speaker 1: kind of lean towards what Hayley is saying. It is

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