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Speaker 1: So Thor is back after a month long paternity leave.

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Speaker 1: Things going great with baby, you know and things, but

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Speaker 1: it's an adjustment for sure. Everybody's everybody's adjusting to the baby.

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Speaker 1: In life with the baby. It is crazy to think

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Speaker 1: about that. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I go through waves of emotions, Like Chris Thanksgiving, we're

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Speaker 2: like all watching out. We're on the bed and we're

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Speaker 2: watching TV and the baby's just laying there and it

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Speaker 2: was like a really cool moment. I'm like, wow, like

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Speaker 2: this is crazy. Family, We're a family, Like this is crazy.

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Speaker 2: But then there's other moments where like I'm like, he's

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Speaker 2: he's in his little like pack and play and I just.

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Speaker 3: Look at him and I'm just like, what the hell, how.

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Speaker 2: Is this guy even here? Yeah, Like it's weird the

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Speaker 2: hell this is crazy? Yeah, And it's just like it's wild.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I haven't watched football with him yet yesterday, Oh yes,

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Speaker 2: so it's this. I watched football day yesterday. People that

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Speaker 2: told me like your days are over, they're.

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Speaker 1: Not okay, you're in your face.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and like yeah, he starts crying. I get up,

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Speaker 2: I feed him, I change him like I do fe

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Speaker 2: I don't just sit there with him and go take

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Speaker 3: I don't do that obviously Neanderthal. Yeah, but but.

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Speaker 2: No, he's got a little he's got his Tonight will

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Speaker 2: be the Giants.

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Speaker 3: Patriots.

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Speaker 1: Don't do that, don't do that.

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Speaker 3: So I have his Giants jersey on.

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Speaker 2: And then but yesterday he has a little football shirt on,

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Speaker 2: and we watched football together for a little while and

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Speaker 2: then eventually my wife took grabbed them and took him

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Speaker 2: to see the horse.

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Speaker 3: It's been a big deal.

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Speaker 1: What uh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's meant bliss our horse twice now really twice?

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Speaker 3: Now yeah, big deal, big deal.

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Speaker 2: Is that important part of the family to.

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Speaker 3: A horse.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's gonna be riding him anytime soon.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't put it by them. So so so we

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Speaker 3: watch football together.

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Speaker 1: He's cool.

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Speaker 3: Oh, he likes loves him, really loves it. Because he's

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Speaker 3: watching the Knighters and they happened to be on. He

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Speaker 3: gotta be a mess tonight watching the Giants.

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Speaker 1: His kids, he was.

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Speaker 2: But the TV we watched, we watched the Lions Packers game,

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Speaker 2: and he was all into the halftime show because Emine,

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Speaker 2: because Eminem and Jack White. He kept saying that's a

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Speaker 2: halftime show, really.

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Speaker 1: Really because he was wearing an eminem onesie and he

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Speaker 1: didn't look very happy, like screaming in paint. He's more

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Speaker 3: That was a photo shoot gone wrong.

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Speaker 1: Okay, wrong. Well, I'm glad that you guys are watching

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Speaker 1: football because it does seem like there was a little

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Speaker 1: bit of a situation brewing between your wife a little bit.

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Speaker 2: But I'm just saying, so listen, in my man cave,

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Speaker 2: flash sports room whatever I.

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Speaker 1: Did have noticed you were calling it the the sports room.

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Speaker 3: I feel weird calling it a man cave. I fel

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Speaker 3: like I get judged. Yeah, I get that, so I

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Speaker 3: tried to call it a sports room.

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Speaker 1: That's no judgment there, Judge.

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Speaker 4: Man came is like along lines of like friends giving

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Speaker 4: and Gallentine's.

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Speaker 1: Day, Like, yeah, what about what about TV room rooms?

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Speaker 2: Because I got two TV's in there, so we also

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Speaker 2: have to We also have two recliners in there, and

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Speaker 2: my wife she has this like, uh, Sky and Emily,

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Speaker 2: did you guys have this thing? It's like this little

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Speaker 2: like pillow that you kind of like seat belt around

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Speaker 3: They pillow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so so she has that. She uses that, but

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Speaker 2: she also loves to use the recliner, uh, the right

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Speaker 2: reclader because left recleaner's mind, thank you. Okay, So she

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Speaker 2: likes to use that one. And originally she hated the

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Speaker 2: recliner and everyone to use it. Now she has the baby,

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Speaker 2: it's perfect for the baby.

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Speaker 1: Confused, I'm My gift to you was this beautiful rocker.

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Speaker 2: That's in the bedroom. Understand, that's in the bedroom. Rocker

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Speaker 2: is incredible, that's in the bedroom. It is, that's just

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Speaker 2: when we're just in there. But like the that's in

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Speaker 2: to use the recliner and watch a TV or whatever.

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Speaker 2: So lately my wife has been into these awful Netflix

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Speaker 2: shows like these are the worst shows ever, Like the

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Speaker 2: period show that Emily watches.

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Speaker 3: What is that?

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Speaker 4: It's not it's called The Summer I Turn pretty?

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Speaker 1: Amazon Prime is Amazon Prime?

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Speaker 4: Hailey Thor's wife has been texting me yeah the last

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Speaker 4: couple of weeks for chick show recommendations and.

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Speaker 3: Watched the summer I turned pretty.

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Speaker 2: She watches this awful Hillary Duff show, Younger is a

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Speaker 2: great show, Red like Hillary Duff's like a slut or

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Speaker 2: something in the show. And then she's watching this new

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Speaker 2: show with Chad Michael Murray.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's so bad.

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Speaker 2: Every time I walk into the room, it's like sad

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Speaker 2: music and somebody's giving a dramatic monologue and leaving every time.

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Speaker 3: It's so odd. So this is what she's watching now.

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Speaker 2: So when she's feeding him or something like that, and

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Speaker 2: I'm like out or I'm doing something else, she's in

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Speaker 2: the man cave, especially in the morning. So I've been

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Speaker 2: taking like the early morning shift. She takes the late

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Speaker 2: She's in the sports room or the man cave whatever,

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Speaker 2: and she's feeding and she's watching this terrible Chad Michael

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Speaker 3: So I've noticed.

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Speaker 2: She said to me the other day, she goes, hey,

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Speaker 2: I read him his first book, and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: that's great. But then I look in my man cave,

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Speaker 2: on my on my little like the what's it called,

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Speaker 2: like the little like center table of my man cave.

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Speaker 3: Two books. I don't care why there's two books in

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Speaker 3: my man cave. It's a book free zone.

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Speaker 2: If you ask me, I'd rather not have two books

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Speaker 2: in there, especially children's books. Then then I look, and

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Speaker 2: this is where it got over the top. She has

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Speaker 2: her she got she has multiple pumps for breastfeeding. She

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Speaker 2: got these portable pumps, and then she has this one

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Speaker 2: from Kaiser where she works with, which is incredible. But

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Speaker 2: a big machine. So I go to my man cave

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Speaker 2: the other day and and this big machine is just

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Speaker 2: sitting there on my center council, and my PlayStation remote moved.

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Speaker 2: And then I started looking around. There's a quilt that

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Speaker 2: somebody made for her. There's her slippers, there's a bra

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Speaker 2: on the ground, and I go time.

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Speaker 1: Out, what this? We're done? What do you mean We're done?

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Speaker 3: You're done?

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Speaker 2: So this sky would say, wow, this is not your room.

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Speaker 2: I don't want breast pumps and bras and slippers and

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Speaker 2: and and children's books in my sports room.

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Speaker 3: This is my room.

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Speaker 2: You have your room the bedroom, Okay, if you want

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Speaker 2: to feed in there, that's great, but we're not doing this.

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Speaker 2: We cannot take over my man case.

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Speaker 3: Clearly started to do it.

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Speaker 2: Next thing, I know, there's gonna be you know, ponies,

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Speaker 2: pictures hanging out and posters of Chad Michael. He's gonna

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Speaker 2: be binders and say Haley hearts Chad.

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Speaker 1: I don't need it. Didn't he play a quarterback in

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Speaker 1: a movie like One Time or something that's a sports thing.

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Speaker 1: I don't need it. That's a man. She's moved in.

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Speaker 1: She's moved in.

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Speaker 2: Get your breast pump out of the sports group. If

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Speaker 2: you want to pump in there, that's fine, but take

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Speaker 3: The baby could be there with the baby.

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Speaker 2: I mean they're with them, but but I don't need

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Speaker 2: stop leaving your stuff with this bras everywhere.

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Speaker 1: There's too much, Ladies, how do you feel about this situation?

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Speaker 3: Everybody is exhausted.

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Speaker 1: This is what happened.

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Speaker 2: And get ready, when little Walker's starts toddling around with

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Speaker 2: all the toys, there's gonna be legos on the ground.

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Speaker 3: There's gonna be stuff everywhere.

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Speaker 1: You can't do it.

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Speaker 3: You could clean it once in a while, but it

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Speaker 2: So I get what you're saying, but to my credit,

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Speaker 2: I've been on top of cleaning everything. There's been no clutter.

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Speaker 3: It's making me.

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Speaker 2: Exhausted because I'm cleaning up so much after Haley, right,

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Speaker 2: and him, But not in that room. That room is

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Speaker 2: going to have a sign on it that says this

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Speaker 2: is tired. This is Thor's room only.

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Speaker 1: Off limits, off off limits.

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Speaker 3: If you want to go in there and use it,

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Speaker 3: that's fine.

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Speaker 2: You got clear after yourself. Oh, there's no breast pumps

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Speaker 2: in my room? Can I use the breast pumps?

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Speaker 1: No, you can try. Yeah, I agree with Emily.

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Speaker 4: You guys are like in emergency mode right now, Like

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Speaker 4: when the baby's this little, all rules are out.

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Speaker 3: No no no, no, no no no.

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Speaker 4: Whatever you do to get through the day, that's what

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Speaker 4: you're doing right now. Now. In the future, okay, maybe

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Speaker 4: you could say, Haley, can you please not leave a

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Speaker 4: fact that everybody's alive and breathing, that's exactly.

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Speaker 1: They do have a nursery, they do have their bedroom,

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Speaker 1: they have other the living room, they have other rooms.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but when you're in emergency mode, you just go emergency.

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Speaker 1: Mostly there's no emergency going on here.

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Speaker 4: No, that's how I felt when my You know, you're

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Speaker 4: just trying to keep them alive.

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Speaker 3: Like I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't care about where my bra is right now?

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Speaker 3: Is my baby?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 3: I know you don't care, but I don't want you

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Speaker 1: You know how much work, you know what it's worth

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Speaker 1: this man put into that room.

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Speaker 3: Really, it's a special room. It's a special room.

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Speaker 2: And tonight, when I'm watching my Giants play the Patriots,

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Speaker 2: I think an upset by the way. I'm with my son.

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Speaker 2: We're watching the game and we have EyeBlack and he

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Speaker 2: can be in there, I black Jackson Dart. Yeah, he

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Speaker 2: could be in there, but I don't want to breast

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Speaker 2: pump there.

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Speaker 3: If you want to pump in there, that's fine.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to look at it, but I don't

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Speaker 1: want to.

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Speaker 3: I don't want it.

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Speaker 2: And then she leaves it on by actually always forgets

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Speaker 2: to turn it off, so for like twenty minutes, I hear.

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Speaker 3: Like the pumping noise, and I'm just like, I'm like,

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Speaker 3: what is.

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Speaker 1: That not allowed? Not my watch? Okay? This goes?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet you she's in there right now watching the.

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Speaker 1: Store feed up living