1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:02,240 Speaker 1: I posted a picture of me doing magic for a 2 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:04,440 Speaker 1: little girl at ukulele Club last night. She's like five 3 00:00:04,519 --> 00:00:06,400 Speaker 1: years old, and I sat next to her mom, and 4 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,319 Speaker 1: the little girl came and she had a little pink 5 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:12,319 Speaker 1: ukulele and she's five, so she quickly lost interest, but 6 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,200 Speaker 1: her mom was playing and it was fun. We were 7 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:18,640 Speaker 1: talking and she goes, she loves magic, and I said, oh, really, 8 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:21,320 Speaker 1: and so I do magic. So I was doing the 9 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:26,000 Speaker 1: disappearing ring trick and I made the ring disappear and 10 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:28,200 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, it's not in my hand, where is it? 11 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:31,240 Speaker 1: And I pointed to her mom and as I'm pointing 12 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:34,159 Speaker 1: to her mom because it the ring reappeared behind her 13 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:37,239 Speaker 1: mother's ear. Classic and I'm pointing to her mom and 14 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:40,120 Speaker 1: she's got the biggest smile on her face, and somebody 15 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:44,840 Speaker 1: took a picture and she was so delighted and full 16 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:47,519 Speaker 1: of wonder. And a friend of mine, Scott, who's in 17 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:50,199 Speaker 1: ukulele club, said, I love that picture. He said, now 18 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:52,279 Speaker 1: I can kind of see why you do magic. I said, 19 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:55,520 Speaker 1: it's the wonder even in people like adults' faces, like 20 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:57,600 Speaker 1: when I do something in Bailey or Jenny is like, 21 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:01,480 Speaker 1: wait a second. That was really good wonder and so 22 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,800 Speaker 1: much of our lives are they don't have wonder anymore. 23 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:08,119 Speaker 1: So she said, what magic trick can I buy her 24 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:10,920 Speaker 1: that she can do at five years old? They said, 25 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:15,959 Speaker 1: no question, Ball and Vase. It is a very simple, 26 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,199 Speaker 1: self working magic trick where you have a little cup, 27 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,280 Speaker 1: you put a lid on it, and when you take 28 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:22,760 Speaker 1: it off, a ball appears, and you put the lid 29 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:24,840 Speaker 1: back on and you take the lid off and the 30 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:27,479 Speaker 1: ball is gone. And it's called ball and vase. Any 31 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 1: kid can do it if you are a grandparent or 32 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:32,119 Speaker 1: a big sister or whatever and you want to get 33 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:36,560 Speaker 1: your little brother something. Ball and vase. Got it? Ball 34 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:37,000 Speaker 1: and vase. 35 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,320 Speaker 2: Ball. And I don't want to explain because I think 36 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,000 Speaker 2: I could figure out how to do it, but I, oh, 37 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:41,760 Speaker 2: you totally. 38 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:43,560 Speaker 1: Got to be. You would watch it one time and 39 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,440 Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh, well, it's clear how it's done. 40 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:49,040 Speaker 1: But when you're five, it's full of wonder m hm. 41 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:52,760 Speaker 1: And they'll show it to you over and over and 42 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,600 Speaker 1: you have to each time go, that was really good. 43 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 3: Have you figured out the anymore? With the id? I 44 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:02,520 Speaker 3: with your magic tricks? And you do like a magic 45 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:03,800 Speaker 3: trick exchange. 46 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 1: No I really like that. I think I need to 47 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,280 Speaker 1: get a hold of it. I think I need to 48 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:09,239 Speaker 1: get a hold of Fat Pants Brewing, Yeah, and set 49 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 1: up a table in the back and maybe sell different 50 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 1: tables or let like the first ten magicians that want 51 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:18,079 Speaker 1: to trade their shit, because it's kind of like it's 52 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:21,520 Speaker 1: like sports cards. Yeah, maybe you've got two Michael Jordan's 53 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:22,960 Speaker 1: and you want to get rid of them, or maybe 54 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,040 Speaker 1: you've want a Michael Jordan and you're willing to trade 55 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:27,040 Speaker 1: a couple of you know, Daryl Strawberries for it. 56 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,560 Speaker 2: I've been a handful of those like things where you're 57 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:32,919 Speaker 2: just trading at like drag shows, and they're just like, hey, 58 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,600 Speaker 2: I have these costumes and I'm not going to use 59 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:35,600 Speaker 2: them anymore. Who wants them? 60 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:37,600 Speaker 1: Where did they do it? Brewery? Yeah? 61 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:40,119 Speaker 2: The one that I went to was at Lush, which 62 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,919 Speaker 2: is like a club sort of restaurant kind of thing. Yeah, 63 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:44,960 Speaker 2: and they just give you a big room and then 64 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,639 Speaker 2: everybody sets up their own stuff. It's it would take 65 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:49,640 Speaker 2: a little bit of like planning. You can't just like 66 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 2: show up. Yeah, well, you'd have to like coordinate a 67 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:52,840 Speaker 2: little bit. 68 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,320 Speaker 1: I'm sure it would, And I have no idea how 69 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:56,679 Speaker 1: to do that because they thought about it. But I 70 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,240 Speaker 1: think it's a really good idea to find something where 71 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:01,480 Speaker 1: you go to a and there's a bunch of people 72 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:06,520 Speaker 1: that have all their used secondhand magic tricks out and 73 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 1: then people can walk around and buy them or trade 74 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:14,239 Speaker 1: or whatever or barter. I think it'd be kind of cool. Yeah, 75 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:15,639 Speaker 1: up for me, Jenny, write that down. 76 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,400 Speaker 3: No, she's back out too many other things. 77 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 1: Wanita is gonna rant for us. And here's Wanita. 78 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 4: He So this week's rant is about all the extra 79 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:31,360 Speaker 4: ship that they're putting in these vehicles nowadays. So trust me, 80 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:33,960 Speaker 4: I'm not complaining about the seat warmer. I love my 81 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:36,520 Speaker 4: seat warmer. My seat warmer and my steering wheel warmer. 82 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,800 Speaker 4: That one I won agree with. 83 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:39,640 Speaker 3: But all this. 84 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,960 Speaker 4: Other extra shit they could they could have got rid 85 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,920 Speaker 4: of it. So in my Yukon, if you get out 86 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 4: of your lane, the seat vibrates. I remember when I 87 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:50,360 Speaker 4: first bought the truck and my husband drove it and 88 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,160 Speaker 4: he kind of got out of the lane a little bit, 89 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:55,000 Speaker 4: and then he then the seat started to vibrate. He's 90 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 4: I got a freaking shit you got going on in here. 91 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,680 Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't know how to turn it off. 92 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:00,000 Speaker 4: But it does that when you get out of your life, 93 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,040 Speaker 4: or like when I'm driving. A lot of the times, 94 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 4: I'll drive with one hand in the corner of the 95 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,600 Speaker 4: of the steering wheel. But if the steering wheel doesn't 96 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:11,120 Speaker 4: sense that my hand is on it, there's this big 97 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 4: ass message that will come up on the dashboard. Put 98 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 4: your hands on on the steering wheel. 99 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 2: This's got to fuck you. 100 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:19,080 Speaker 4: I could drive away the hell got But the one 101 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:22,120 Speaker 4: that really pisses me the fuck off is I if 102 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 4: I go to the store and I buy some shit 103 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 4: and I put it in the back of my truck, 104 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:29,320 Speaker 4: on the back seat. But when I turn my truck off, 105 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:31,640 Speaker 4: because of the fact that the seat senses that there's 106 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:33,920 Speaker 4: something sitting in the back when I turn it off, 107 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 4: there's this big ass message that will flash on Look 108 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,560 Speaker 4: look in your back seat. It's like, what kind of 109 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:39,800 Speaker 4: scary movie type shit is? 110 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:39,960 Speaker 1: This? 111 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:42,280 Speaker 4: Just scare the fuck out of me. I'm not looking 112 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:44,440 Speaker 4: in the back seat. What is Freddy Freddy Krueger back there? 113 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,640 Speaker 4: God damn it. That shit pisses me the fuck off. 114 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:50,520 Speaker 4: Well that's my rent for this week. I love you guys, bye, 115 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,000 Speaker 4: uh love you back. 116 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,080 Speaker 1: That is so funny. I didn't know there was a 117 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:57,480 Speaker 1: put your hands on the wheel feature. Yeah, but I 118 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:58,920 Speaker 1: guess it kind of makes sense. It's like if you're 119 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,560 Speaker 1: driving and you're eating a cold butterburger, it's difficult to 120 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,360 Speaker 1: do with one hand, so you take the hand off, 121 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:05,840 Speaker 1: and then your car will be like, I need to 122 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,360 Speaker 1: put your hand back on the wheel. Wow. I don't 123 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:08,960 Speaker 1: know that feature. 124 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:11,000 Speaker 2: I don't have any of that fancy stuff. The only 125 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:12,640 Speaker 2: fancy thing that I have in my car that I 126 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,240 Speaker 2: do really love is my backup camera. 127 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:15,760 Speaker 1: If I the best. 128 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 2: If I drive a car that doesn't have one, I'll 129 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,480 Speaker 2: start backing up and look at the radio on the 130 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 2: dash and I'll be like, what the hell? 131 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:26,920 Speaker 1: Same, but it is such a great invention. The car 132 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,960 Speaker 1: that I drive now I got about five years ago, 133 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:34,760 Speaker 1: and it has the departure lane departure correction, so if 134 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,880 Speaker 1: you start to drift out of your lane a little bit, 135 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:41,320 Speaker 1: it'll kind of somewhat aggressively pull you back into your lane. 136 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,719 Speaker 1: I don't know if it looks at the lines on 137 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:48,280 Speaker 1: the road. I don't know if it uses momentum inertia whatever, 138 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:52,040 Speaker 1: But the first couple of times I was driving it, 139 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,360 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh man, the wheels are out of balance. 140 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:56,880 Speaker 1: The wheels need alignment, because it felt like the wheels 141 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:59,640 Speaker 1: were like whatever. I probably drove it for one hundred 142 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:04,039 Speaker 1: miles before I realized it's laying departure correction. Yeah. I 143 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:06,760 Speaker 1: don't mind that one, because I'm texting and driving and 144 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,960 Speaker 1: eating and a lot of the time. There's last week, 145 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 1: I couldn't find my my chewing tobacco. Yeah, so I 146 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:15,800 Speaker 1: crawled into the back seat while I'm driving cruiser. Real question. Yeah, 147 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,960 Speaker 1: I'm driving down four ninety four and I'm in the 148 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,880 Speaker 1: back seat looking for my chewing tobacco. And it corrected 149 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:22,120 Speaker 1: several times. Thank god. 150 00:06:22,279 --> 00:06:22,520 Speaker 3: Wow. 151 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:22,800 Speaker 1: Good. 152 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:23,040 Speaker 3: Well. 153 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:25,479 Speaker 2: My sister has the one that where you're on cruise 154 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:28,000 Speaker 2: control and you set it and then it tracks how 155 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,800 Speaker 2: close the car is in front of you and it 156 00:06:29,839 --> 00:06:30,800 Speaker 2: adjusts for you. 157 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:33,640 Speaker 1: Oh really, that is dope if. 158 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:36,080 Speaker 2: You're driving like a long distance okay, because then you're 159 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:38,320 Speaker 2: you're like, oh, I'm set at you know, sixty five 160 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:40,240 Speaker 2: miles an hour, but then the car in front of 161 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:42,120 Speaker 2: you starts to slow down, so then it slows you 162 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,919 Speaker 2: down slowly to like sixty. You don't actually have to 163 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:45,400 Speaker 2: think about it. 164 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:48,080 Speaker 1: Nice, Mine doesn't do that that I know of, But 165 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:50,960 Speaker 1: it does do the sudden stop. If there's like traffic 166 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Speaker 1: that stops in front of you, it'll go bbbep, slam 167 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,520 Speaker 1: on the brakes and everything turns red. 168 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:58,080 Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. The cars don't trust us. The cars 169 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:58,720 Speaker 2: don't trust us. 170 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,560 Speaker 1: And I'm glad because there's been plenty of times I've 171 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:03,320 Speaker 1: been in the back seat looking for my lube. Yeah, 172 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,320 Speaker 1: and I couldn't find it. And as I'm back there 173 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:09,640 Speaker 1: and it's like earth bepepepeeper, wait till you're parked for that. 174 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:13,360 Speaker 1: You know a lot of people listen to podcasts while 175 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:15,559 Speaker 1: they're driving. Yeah, I don't. 176 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:17,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, you watch things. 177 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:18,720 Speaker 1: Let's just put it that way. 178 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:19,800 Speaker 2: You're so dumb. 179 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:23,720 Speaker 1: You're so dumb. So he's definitely not watching the row. 180 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:26,360 Speaker 1: All right, next one, Thank you, one Ada, We love 181 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:29,920 Speaker 1: you over here, Brayden writes in when does one oh 182 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,440 Speaker 1: seven point nine start playing Christmas music? I don't know? 183 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:36,720 Speaker 1: Oh hey, Alexa, when does cool one O eight start 184 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:39,440 Speaker 1: playing Christmas music? In Minneapolis. 185 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,280 Speaker 2: One hundred and eight point nine. 186 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:48,160 Speaker 5: The cool FM typically starts playing Christmas music in early November, 187 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:50,840 Speaker 5: while they've started as late as November twenty second In 188 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:53,560 Speaker 5: the past recent years have seen them switch to holiday 189 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,440 Speaker 5: tunes around mid November. Would you like to know about 190 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:58,760 Speaker 5: other holiday traditions in Minneapolis? 191 00:07:59,040 --> 00:07:59,240 Speaker 1: Yeah? 192 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:01,480 Speaker 3: No, Oh, that's confusing. 193 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:05,160 Speaker 1: Okay, there's really no answer. She called it cool one 194 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:07,160 Speaker 1: O eight point nine. I think so, I'm not really 195 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:10,880 Speaker 1: sure we will learn anything. Jenny Bailey, Dave, this is 196 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:13,320 Speaker 1: Dan from Apple Valley, thanking you three for being my 197 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,640 Speaker 1: friend in my radio. And I would love to thank 198 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,400 Speaker 1: all the people in my life who are directly and 199 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:21,000 Speaker 1: indirectly helping me out and for inspiring me to an 200 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,840 Speaker 1: amazingly wonderful and awesome life I have. That is from Dan. 201 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:27,360 Speaker 1: You might recognize Dan from He usually is on the 202 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:29,680 Speaker 1: Minnesota Goodbye and I love Dan. I met him a 203 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:33,040 Speaker 1: couple of years ago. I believe he lives there, works 204 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:36,440 Speaker 1: in a group home, and he's just everything was going 205 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:38,480 Speaker 1: along typically in life, and he was out on a 206 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:41,240 Speaker 1: four wheeler and he lost control and he wrapped the 207 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:44,280 Speaker 1: four wheeler around a tree so hard that the two 208 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:46,600 Speaker 1: front tires of the fur wheeler wrapped around the tree 209 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:50,360 Speaker 1: and touched. And he has a traumatic brain injury, but 210 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:53,680 Speaker 1: he's still got a personality and he is funny and 211 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,520 Speaker 1: he is, you know, he has a little trouble with 212 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:58,400 Speaker 1: speech sometimes, but he's a smart ass. He'll call in 213 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,960 Speaker 1: on the Minnesota Goodbye. We have something hanging in the 214 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:02,600 Speaker 1: studio that he gave me, a boo bash and it's 215 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:05,920 Speaker 1: a KATIWB. It's a Minnesota license plate frame that he 216 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,520 Speaker 1: cut up and he made out of it, made it 217 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:10,280 Speaker 1: into art and it says boo bash and it says 218 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,760 Speaker 1: KATIEWB that he cut out little letters. Then it says 219 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:16,360 Speaker 1: one oh one to three nineteen or twenty twenty five, 220 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:17,640 Speaker 1: and we just love Dan. 221 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:17,920 Speaker 3: Yeah. 222 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, So that was very and what a positive guy, 223 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,720 Speaker 1: because there's two ways you could handle something like that, 224 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:25,600 Speaker 1: probably a lot of ways you can handle something like that, 225 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:26,640 Speaker 1: and he's just positive. 226 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:27,800 Speaker 3: Uh. 227 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:32,600 Speaker 1: Next one, this one says Rebecca. I'm a realtor. I 228 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,800 Speaker 1: was in training yesterday, And they usually throw in a 229 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:38,320 Speaker 1: couple of real life examples as we learn about different topics. 230 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:44,000 Speaker 1: Yesterday's real life example was a news story out of Arizona, 231 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:48,319 Speaker 1: and the news story featured Dave's son Chase as the reporter. 232 00:09:49,559 --> 00:09:54,160 Speaker 1: And she takes a picture of my son Chase reporting 233 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:57,160 Speaker 1: this scam and there he is on the screen. I'll 234 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:59,199 Speaker 1: spin this around for you guys to see, and you 235 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:00,040 Speaker 1: can because. 236 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,960 Speaker 3: I'm times when you do that, it stops the recording. 237 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:05,400 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yah, take a look, take a look, take 238 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,839 Speaker 1: a look. Yeah, Okay, that's him. 239 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:08,200 Speaker 3: Wow. 240 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:12,920 Speaker 1: I think that's so cool that people recognize Chase because 241 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:15,680 Speaker 1: we've talked about him here. So thank you, Rebecca. She 242 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:18,360 Speaker 1: goes on to Shay, it was the greatest report I've 243 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,840 Speaker 1: ever seen. Right. The story was about two women who 244 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:24,240 Speaker 1: were using fraudulent deeds to sell houses to people. Have 245 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:26,360 Speaker 1: any of you guys ever been a victim of fraud 246 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:29,079 Speaker 1: or a scam? Yes, I've told the story. We lost 247 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,760 Speaker 1: about one hundred and seventy thousand dollars because Susan was 248 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:35,120 Speaker 1: convinced that this real estate investment in Tampa in a 249 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:41,240 Speaker 1: shitthole business building was a great investment, and we lost everything. 250 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:45,240 Speaker 1: She won't even talk about it. So that's a lot 251 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:47,880 Speaker 1: of money. That's one hundred and seventy thousand dollars. We 252 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:53,040 Speaker 1: lost every fucking penny of it. And I am so 253 00:10:54,480 --> 00:11:01,160 Speaker 1: skeptical about investing, Like, like, if some he's your financial planner, 254 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:05,880 Speaker 1: I'm so skeptical about that. I just like, yeah, because 255 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:09,080 Speaker 1: I've known you hear news stories. There was a guy 256 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:11,320 Speaker 1: who was a DJ in Denver back in the eighties. 257 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:15,360 Speaker 1: His name was Stephen B. And he made a lot 258 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,400 Speaker 1: of money in radio. And he had his friend who 259 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:21,280 Speaker 1: was an investor. And his investor friend said, oh, yeah, 260 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,280 Speaker 1: we're gonna make you rich, rich rich. Well, can I 261 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,280 Speaker 1: get some of this money? Oh? Man, I just can't 262 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:27,760 Speaker 1: not today. Maybe next week. Can I get some money? 263 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:30,120 Speaker 1: It's my money? Can I get some today? The guy 264 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:35,000 Speaker 1: was lying. The guy, the investor guy killed Stephen B. 265 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,560 Speaker 1: He killed him because he was about to reveal that 266 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:41,480 Speaker 1: the investor was a scammer. Now, I'm going to tell you, 267 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:45,360 Speaker 1: if anybody ever tries to scam me again, they're gonna hurt. 268 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:47,439 Speaker 1: They are going to fucking hurt. 269 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:48,200 Speaker 2: You're going to kill that. 270 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:50,240 Speaker 1: I don't think I'm gonna kill them, but I will 271 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:54,560 Speaker 1: key their car, Yeah, I will. I will poop on 272 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:59,439 Speaker 1: their launch. I will. I will call their their cell 273 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:03,520 Speaker 1: phone and breathe into it. Ooh uh. That's the fucking worst. 274 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:06,440 Speaker 1: Just whenever you hear about somebody scamming some old bag 275 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:09,200 Speaker 1: out of her money, I hate that kind of thing. 276 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:09,840 Speaker 3: That's sad. 277 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,640 Speaker 2: I have not been a frauded I think I was 278 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,839 Speaker 2: attempted at one point and then I don't know, I 279 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,600 Speaker 2: knew better as a seventeen year old that they were 280 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,440 Speaker 2: doing it too, and I was just like, Dad, can 281 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:21,720 Speaker 2: you and he's like, don't worry. 282 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:23,800 Speaker 1: About it, go to bed. And I'm like, Okay, what happened. 283 00:12:24,679 --> 00:12:28,280 Speaker 2: I had somebody like hack into my email account and 284 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:31,600 Speaker 2: then when I tried to change my password, like something 285 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,840 Speaker 2: on Google was like, we're having trouble. You have to 286 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,280 Speaker 2: call this number. So I called the number and I 287 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:41,200 Speaker 2: guess somehow it was like rerouted to somebody. Okay, some 288 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:45,360 Speaker 2: random ass guy, and he's like, oh, yeah, you have 289 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:48,839 Speaker 2: this like virus on your computer and that's what got 290 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,320 Speaker 2: because you were hacked and so they put this virus 291 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,800 Speaker 2: on your computer. I can get the virus out of 292 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,000 Speaker 2: the computer for you if you pay me like one 293 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,880 Speaker 2: hundred and sixty dollars. And I was like oh, and 294 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,360 Speaker 2: I was seventeen or something, so I was like, oh, 295 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,120 Speaker 2: I got I got to ask my dad, like I 296 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,400 Speaker 2: don't know, and it was I know, it was like 297 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:08,199 Speaker 2: eleven PM at night, so it's dark, it's late. I'm terrified. 298 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:10,800 Speaker 2: I'm like, oh God, I got this virus on my 299 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,920 Speaker 2: dad's computer, and I woke up my dad and I 300 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,080 Speaker 2: was like, oh, I'm so sorry. 301 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:14,839 Speaker 1: I don't know what I did. 302 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,760 Speaker 2: He's like, it's probably nothing. 303 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,199 Speaker 1: Just go to bed, Go to bed, And it was fine. 304 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,839 Speaker 2: It was fine because I said I'll call you back 305 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,760 Speaker 2: because I need to talk to my dad. And then 306 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,400 Speaker 2: that guy ended up calling me and I just ignored it. 307 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:27,360 Speaker 2: Then nothing happened. 308 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:30,000 Speaker 1: Nothing. Do you ever get an email notice, and it's 309 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:32,880 Speaker 1: usually email that says something like, we noticed a log 310 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:36,760 Speaker 1: into your Instagram from a device we don't recognize. This 311 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:40,559 Speaker 1: device is located in you know, Chaipung, China or Kung Poo, 312 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:46,240 Speaker 1: Egypt or whatever, and you're like, oh fuck, I just 313 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,960 Speaker 1: ignore him because I'm worried that if I say, it 314 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:52,839 Speaker 1: says if it was you click here. Yeah, no, if 315 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:55,520 Speaker 1: it wasn't, you click here, something like that. I don't 316 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,520 Speaker 1: do anything with Oh see, I. 317 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,760 Speaker 3: Do if I see something, because well, I look at 318 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,719 Speaker 3: the email first and I can tell that it's legitimately 319 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:05,600 Speaker 3: from Instagram at that moment, so I look to see 320 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:08,480 Speaker 3: where it comes from, and if it does happen, I 321 00:14:08,559 --> 00:14:11,679 Speaker 3: do do that. But I got my TikTok hacked and 322 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:13,800 Speaker 3: have never gotten it back. And I had like ten 323 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:16,679 Speaker 3: thousand followers on there, so I'm pretty salty about that. 324 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,520 Speaker 3: And it's all because I fucking clicked on the stupid 325 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:22,640 Speaker 3: ass text that I was getting insane I owed tolls, 326 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,120 Speaker 3: and I clicked out one of those things, and I 327 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:28,280 Speaker 3: thought I genuinely owed tolls because we had gone to 328 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,960 Speaker 3: the Smoky Mountains like a month before. There's so many 329 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,760 Speaker 3: fucking tolls going down that way, and so I did 330 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:35,360 Speaker 3: click on it, and I'm pretty sure that's how they 331 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:37,840 Speaker 3: got my information. And I've never been able to get 332 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,920 Speaker 3: my TikTok back since then. So I was salty about that. 333 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:44,160 Speaker 3: And I did also on like a funnier side, maybe 334 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,240 Speaker 3: I feel like Bailey probably has never gotten these emails. 335 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,280 Speaker 1: Maybe Dave has. 336 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,360 Speaker 3: Probably seven issh years ago, I got an email that 337 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,920 Speaker 3: was like, hey, Jenny, I noticed you were on so 338 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,400 Speaker 3: and so website. I see what you like on there, 339 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,480 Speaker 3: and so and So's website was a porn su Yeah, that. 340 00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,800 Speaker 2: They mentioned I've gotten those emails. 341 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:02,360 Speaker 3: And they go, well, they basically told me that they 342 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,960 Speaker 3: could log into my webcam and record what I was 343 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,760 Speaker 3: doing was on that website and if I didn't want 344 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:12,040 Speaker 3: that footage really to everyone in my contet send them 345 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,239 Speaker 3: like eighty thousand bitcoin. 346 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:16,760 Speaker 1: And when I tell you, I was. 347 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:19,080 Speaker 3: Shitting my pants because they gave me like forty eight 348 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,600 Speaker 3: hours to give them whatever they were asking for. I 349 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,720 Speaker 3: literally was like, oh my god, my boss Rich is 350 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:28,040 Speaker 3: gonna like see some weird fucking webcam. And I was like, 351 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,360 Speaker 3: I know it's a scam. I know it's a scam, 352 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,600 Speaker 3: but it isn't like that was like scared. So I 353 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:35,120 Speaker 3: waited forty eight hours and I was like, Okay, nothing 354 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,920 Speaker 3: to happen from it. But let me tell you, I 355 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,760 Speaker 3: that gave me peer anxiety. 356 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,200 Speaker 2: I started putting tape over my webcam because I was 357 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,880 Speaker 2: so nervous people were watching me on it. 358 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,360 Speaker 1: That is the premise of an episode of Black Mirror. 359 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,320 Speaker 1: One of the first episodes of Black Mirror is a 360 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:50,440 Speaker 1: kid who is you know, he's on his computer and 361 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,880 Speaker 1: he's doing his thing, watching porn, and then he gets 362 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,000 Speaker 1: a message that says, yeah, we got video of you 363 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,360 Speaker 1: watching porn and doing what you're doing, and if you 364 00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:01,600 Speaker 1: don't go do this, then we will reveal this video 365 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,240 Speaker 1: to all of your classmates. Well the kid is mortified. 366 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:07,960 Speaker 1: He's like sixteen years old, so he goes on a 367 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:11,240 Speaker 1: mission to try to deliver whatever this people, these people 368 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:14,120 Speaker 1: are asking for, And there's a twist at the end 369 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:17,720 Speaker 1: because Black Mirr is so so good. Yeah, but yeah, 370 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,640 Speaker 1: I don't know what episode that is, but it's said 371 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:20,960 Speaker 1: there's an episode based on that one. 372 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,880 Speaker 2: Even if they had access to your webcam, all they're 373 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,400 Speaker 2: going to see is like the upshot of your chin. 374 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:25,640 Speaker 1: Right, It's not like they're. 375 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,240 Speaker 3: Going to get anything great out of it. I was 376 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,360 Speaker 3: sitting far away, but then it was like, I was like, 377 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,320 Speaker 3: but what if they can dial into the audio of 378 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:35,760 Speaker 3: like whatever I was watching? Like, I don't know anyways, 379 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,640 Speaker 3: nothing happened, Okay. 380 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:40,640 Speaker 1: Good, all right, next one, please no name. I just 381 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:43,880 Speaker 1: got done listening to Monday's Minnesota Goodbye talking about Gary Spivey, 382 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:47,160 Speaker 1: and my jaw dropped when I heard Gary charge five 383 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:50,200 Speaker 1: hundred dollars for a half an hour. Dave, I said, 384 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,960 Speaker 1: you know, I know, you said you chat with Gary 385 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,640 Speaker 1: for free, but let's say that conversation was just six minutes. 386 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:57,880 Speaker 1: You would owe Gary eighty three dollars for his time. Now. 387 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,480 Speaker 1: I agree with what y'all said about believe, and I 388 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,880 Speaker 1: do find it hard to judge people who willingly pay 389 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:06,800 Speaker 1: their own money to talk to Gary, especially when they 390 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,160 Speaker 1: believe and have faith in what Gary is telling them. 391 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:12,800 Speaker 1: The issue I have is whether Gary and other psychics 392 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:18,680 Speaker 1: really believe themselves. To me, Gary is no better than 393 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:22,040 Speaker 1: someone who gives very good advice and guidance. But masking 394 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:25,080 Speaker 1: yourself under the guise of a psychic, where you are 395 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:28,760 Speaker 1: charging or scamming people who have a belief they are 396 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:32,320 Speaker 1: hearing from angel spirits or the dead loved ones, is 397 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:36,919 Speaker 1: so wrong. Either Gary knows he actually does not speak 398 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,879 Speaker 1: to dead relatives, or he's so far lost in his 399 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:43,840 Speaker 1: own reality that he actually believes he can now. I 400 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:45,240 Speaker 1: wasn't going to read this because I don't want to 401 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,840 Speaker 1: slam Gary because he's kind of our partner, but I 402 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,720 Speaker 1: also wanted to give people a voice that feel that way, 403 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:54,159 Speaker 1: because I know that not everybody believes in psychics. I 404 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,080 Speaker 1: am very skeptical myself. I would not have Gary on 405 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:59,159 Speaker 1: if I thought that he was anything more than just 406 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,480 Speaker 1: an out and out fake fraud. He's done a few 407 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,560 Speaker 1: things where people are like, wow, Gary told me this, 408 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:08,560 Speaker 1: that was amazing. I won't cite the personal examples, but 409 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:14,000 Speaker 1: definitely some hardcore personal examples. But I think the thing 410 00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:19,840 Speaker 1: is if a psychic told me good news, I'd be like, oh, 411 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:24,000 Speaker 1: that's good, but I wouldn't take it one hundred percent 412 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,160 Speaker 1: as facts. Yeah. 413 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,760 Speaker 2: Now I feel the same way where I think, like 414 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:31,040 Speaker 2: I personally don't really believe in it unless somebody told 415 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:34,080 Speaker 2: me something that no one would ever know, and that 416 00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:38,240 Speaker 2: hasn't happened yet. But I one hundred percent think that 417 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:41,119 Speaker 2: Gary is entertaining and I want to listen to on 418 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:45,000 Speaker 2: one he talks because I think it's fascinating and cool, 419 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,280 Speaker 2: like a cool niche that like I would not be 420 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:51,240 Speaker 2: privy to on a regular basis. So even if like 421 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:54,160 Speaker 2: whatever I believe doesn't matter, because I still think it's 422 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,440 Speaker 2: cool and entertaining to let. 423 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:56,960 Speaker 1: You know what, I kind of agree. It's kind of like, 424 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,240 Speaker 1: you know, having a magician at a party. Do you 425 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,280 Speaker 1: really believe their magic? No, it's just kind of a 426 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:05,080 Speaker 1: fun thing to do. Having a psychic to your bachelorette 427 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,919 Speaker 1: party or your corporate event or whatever? Is it? Is 428 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,240 Speaker 1: it real? I don't know, Are you a. 429 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,440 Speaker 2: Hypnotist or something? 430 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:11,639 Speaker 3: Like? 431 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:14,159 Speaker 2: Even if you don't believe in a hypnotist, can't you 432 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,639 Speaker 2: tell me that that's not entertaining? 433 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,879 Speaker 1: Like, No, that's so entertaining. Yeah, and I think that 434 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,399 Speaker 1: hypnotism is fake. I don't think that people really can 435 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,120 Speaker 1: be hypnotized like that. But I've been to a couple 436 00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:25,880 Speaker 1: of hypnotism shows and they're you know, they're they're interesting. 437 00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:29,120 Speaker 1: So let's see we get another email here. It looks 438 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:34,160 Speaker 1: like we got some time. Click click, click, and thank 439 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:37,280 Speaker 1: you by the way for that last email. Sidney writes 440 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:40,720 Speaker 1: in Dave Jenny Bailey, I know on Tuesday you said 441 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,040 Speaker 1: you needed emails, and I had a response to Dave's 442 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,960 Speaker 1: comment about Susan leaving her contacts every everywhere, but the 443 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:49,840 Speaker 1: trash this jed made me think. In Dave's mcmanson, he 444 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:53,680 Speaker 1: shares a bathroom, I would one hundred percent not share 445 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,639 Speaker 1: a bathroom with my spouse if it made sense. I 446 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:59,000 Speaker 1: think this should become the Norman building houses and having 447 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,679 Speaker 1: a bathroom in the mad bedroom. My husband can live 448 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,400 Speaker 1: in his diurly toilet and hair filled sink after shaving, 449 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,080 Speaker 1: while I enjoy my clean space and my long hair 450 00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:10,720 Speaker 1: shedding whenever I want to. Also, my husband wishes I 451 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:13,080 Speaker 1: didn't fart in front of him, but he has watched 452 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,359 Speaker 1: me give birth to two children and shit all over 453 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,919 Speaker 1: in the process, so probably time for him to get 454 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,679 Speaker 1: over my farting in my own home. I hope that 455 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:24,920 Speaker 1: helped me with some talking points. Cheers staff writers Sydney 456 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:30,440 Speaker 1: helped with talking points. Yes, absolutely appreciate it. We share 457 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,920 Speaker 1: a bathroom, but we don't share a sink, so she's 458 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,920 Speaker 1: got her sink over here, I've got mine over here. 459 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:39,520 Speaker 1: We share a shower, but we're equally clean. Me what 460 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:43,800 Speaker 1: you share a shower? Gross? We share, but neither of 461 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:46,480 Speaker 1: us are so dirty, you know what I mean? Neither 462 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:49,840 Speaker 1: of us are like, oh god, gross hair. And she's 463 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:52,399 Speaker 1: just the contact thing is a pet peeve of mine. 464 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:56,960 Speaker 1: And I cannot explain or understand why she doesn't hit 465 00:20:57,119 --> 00:20:59,080 Speaker 1: the fucking trash can with her used. 466 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,640 Speaker 3: Contact and see what she's doing. She's taken a. 467 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,680 Speaker 1: While, Okay, that's what she says. But if you know 468 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:07,720 Speaker 1: that you have a habit of missing, you can bend down, 469 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,640 Speaker 1: make an extra effort, to make an extra effort. It's 470 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,199 Speaker 1: kind of like if I was pissing all over the 471 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:14,239 Speaker 1: toilet seat and she said, wow, you know what you 472 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,840 Speaker 1: can Can you not do that? Well, I can't see it. 473 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,080 Speaker 1: I don't have my glosses on. I'll just make an 474 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,800 Speaker 1: extra effort. Yeah, because I know it bothers her. 475 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,800 Speaker 2: Tuck your little weenie right on the on the bowl 476 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,600 Speaker 2: so that you don't miss put. 477 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,479 Speaker 1: It right on the bowl. That sounds. Yeah, you're ever 478 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,480 Speaker 1: going to sit down on the toilet the seat's not down. 479 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:35,520 Speaker 1: That is the shock of the day. Yeah. Yeah, you're like, oh, 480 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,640 Speaker 1: especially if you're in a hurry and you're like, oh 481 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:38,760 Speaker 1: god hah and. 482 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,960 Speaker 2: You start to fall in, You're like, but then you 483 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,639 Speaker 2: always say the joke like did you fall in? 484 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,480 Speaker 1: When they take too long? I love that. Dajo uh, 485 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:49,320 Speaker 1: it never gets old. Let's see, here's an interesting one. 486 00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:52,520 Speaker 1: And I appreciate these random emails. These are these make 487 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:55,840 Speaker 1: my day. I'm curious what is the average split between 488 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:59,320 Speaker 1: radio and app listeners these days? It's a little more 489 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:00,200 Speaker 1: half on the app. 490 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:03,960 Speaker 3: I think, oh, yeah, I don't know the for sure 491 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,600 Speaker 3: numbers on that, but yeah, a lot of people listen 492 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:06,320 Speaker 3: on the app now. 493 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,399 Speaker 1: And a fun question, can you remember a time you 494 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,919 Speaker 1: laughed at the worst possible moment? My coworkers and I 495 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,960 Speaker 1: always have side messages going during our Zoom meetings, and 496 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,840 Speaker 1: I can never keep a straight face. Staff writer Taylor, 497 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,120 Speaker 1: I don't have a story about that. Anybody think about 498 00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:21,520 Speaker 1: a worst possible laugh? 499 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,840 Speaker 2: I mean, I laugh a lot at theater that's supposed 500 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:27,800 Speaker 2: to be earnest and dramatic but is cringy and awkward. 501 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,080 Speaker 2: And if I go with my friend Madeline, we just 502 00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:34,399 Speaker 2: sit and quietly laugh, Like in the corner in the 503 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:38,159 Speaker 2: Prince musical that I saw last week, when Prince, the 504 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:42,240 Speaker 2: character Prince like sleeps with this girl. They sing a 505 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,800 Speaker 2: song and these dancers come out and do like a 506 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:48,119 Speaker 2: weird sex dance behind them. So they're all like wearing 507 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:51,280 Speaker 2: bras and underwear and no shirt guys, and then they're 508 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,840 Speaker 2: just like doing lifts and kicks and whatever, and it's 509 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:57,480 Speaker 2: all contemporary movement and it was so hilarious and. 510 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:58,720 Speaker 1: It wasn't meant to be though. 511 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:02,040 Speaker 2: Nope, not meant to be to be very serious, very artsy, 512 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,040 Speaker 2: and I was laughing. 513 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,359 Speaker 1: I'm glad that you are not so pretentious that you 514 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:12,040 Speaker 1: pretend something that is pretentious is wonderful. I know, yeah, 515 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,639 Speaker 1: And I think that some people will pretend that something 516 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:20,520 Speaker 1: pretentious is wonderful just so they will also appear wonderful. 517 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:20,720 Speaker 3: Ya. 518 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,440 Speaker 2: It makes it funnier when they're doing it and they're 519 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,679 Speaker 2: taking it so seriously, but it's so laughable. 520 00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:32,560 Speaker 1: I love it. Okay, I respect that about you. All right. Uh, 521 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,080 Speaker 1: there is one more and we have a little bit 522 00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:37,840 Speaker 1: more time, which is rare. I listen to your podcast, 523 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,720 Speaker 1: says Crystal about a listener worried about where their dog poops. 524 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,359 Speaker 1: I would never mind if the owner cleans up after him. 525 00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:45,080 Speaker 1: If they poop in my yard. Dogs are just doing 526 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,440 Speaker 1: what dogs do. But I do have an issue where 527 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:50,359 Speaker 1: my neighbor's huge cane corso. I don't know what that 528 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:53,240 Speaker 1: breed is, but it sounds giant. Huge yea comes into 529 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,480 Speaker 1: my yard every single morning to do it's business, and 530 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,439 Speaker 1: my neighbor doesn't watch him or clean up after. I 531 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,120 Speaker 1: usually end up shoveling it. I've been tossing it back 532 00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:02,960 Speaker 1: into their yard. Is that the right thing to do 533 00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:05,600 Speaker 1: after I've politely asked them to keep their dog in 534 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,720 Speaker 1: their yard. I am sick and tired of huge piles 535 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,960 Speaker 1: of poop in my yard. Thanks for all the entertainment. 536 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:14,240 Speaker 1: I'd love a staff rider sticker. If the offer still stands, Yes, 537 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:17,440 Speaker 1: it is on its way, so that will be coming. 538 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,400 Speaker 1: I think you're doing the right thing that that would 539 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:24,280 Speaker 1: piss me off if they were so careless, especially after 540 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,159 Speaker 1: I asked them to please not. 541 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,560 Speaker 3: I'd probably start like stockpiling it and like just put 542 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,440 Speaker 3: it in one big bag and then load it off 543 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,640 Speaker 3: on their front porch or something eventually, if they still 544 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,720 Speaker 3: weren't changing their ways after you've said it like a 545 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:39,600 Speaker 3: couple times like that does not fly with me. I'm sorry. 546 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,200 Speaker 1: All right, That is it for the Minnesota Goodbye. Send 547 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:46,240 Speaker 1: your emails in to Ryan's show at KDWB dot com. 548 00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:49,800 Speaker 1: Love to hear what you have to say.