Speaker 1: Hey Cafe and welcome some great shows to Mystic Lake Amphitheater.
Speaker 1: The guests who will be there June twenty fifth, three
Speaker 1: eleven and Dirty Heads in July eleventh. John Mellencamp will
Speaker 1: be there on July fourteenth. You get the complete details
Speaker 1: on all of our upcoming shows on the concert page
Speaker 1: at cafe dot com.
Speaker 2: Keyred Calendar June twentieth, Rocket Club Man, Let's go.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to play that big old stage excided.
Speaker 2: With Bear Motions.
Speaker 3: Soundtrack's gonna be fun, Come on out. I keep reading
Speaker 3: that there's gonna be another artist announced for that show
Speaker 3: as well, but.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's Meat Sauce and the Whalers.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'll sell No.
Speaker 4: No, what are you playing? I mean, I don't mean music.
Speaker 4: I understand it's music, but like, what's the setlist?
Speaker 5: Look like?
Speaker 4: We'll probably play the Ace.
Speaker 2: Of Spades, that's your go to?
Speaker 4: What else? Probably play some Tenacious D Why not It's
Speaker 4: as Spades and then Ace of Bass and then Rob
Speaker 4: Bass well and then Rob Thomas. Phil Diagony really likes
Speaker 4: Zach Wilde and I did that and remind me Phil,
Speaker 4: the Agony is in Meat Sauce and the whalers. So
Speaker 4: he's one of the whalers.
Speaker 3: He piled, he's the guitar player.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's really good. But Phil Diagony lives in Washington, Seattle.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I used to work for Amazon. Now I think
Speaker 6: works for a company in Boston. It really likes hockey.
Speaker 6: And wasn't that you wasn't that you have that you?
Speaker 4: And yeah, you thought he might be going to the
Speaker 4: crack in Wild Game, right something like that. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: don't think he is anymore because he used to possibly,
Speaker 4: maybe theoretically have season tickets to the cracket. I think
Speaker 4: he has season tickets to the crack. I think he does,
Speaker 4: but we never confirmed it. Well, I think we wrote
Speaker 4: it in the book. I don't remember. I think in
Speaker 4: the chapter of Chris's book about all of your worthless stories,
Speaker 4: I think you at one point said that Phil the
Speaker 4: Agony might have cracking tickets.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I've been told by my publisher there's not enough paper
Speaker 3: in the world for that chapter.
Speaker 4: Yeah, for the things that might be worthless stories, Yeah, right,
Speaker 4: that's all I share. My stories are funny or interest No,
Speaker 4: but you're sure as hell share him. You know what
Speaker 4: I'm saying. It's important to share. It's nice, you're generous. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you share. I wish I was a better storyteller. I
Speaker 4: think I have at least a baseline for Bobby.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks, Like I don't, You're welcome. I don't tell
Speaker 4: stories that I think like I think I saw a
Speaker 4: ghost and then it ended up being a road sign.
Speaker 6: But the one time the wizard story is true, Zach,
Speaker 6: go back it up. Zach has also seen or been
Speaker 6: in the presence of the wizard, right.
Speaker 4: Zach, you're a wizard. Harry, Uh yeah, I felt something
Speaker 4: in there. Well, but what about the ghosts?
Speaker 3: She said?
Speaker 4: Oh, how place that new had uh been haunted? But
Speaker 4: uh right, because you only get haunted in old places.
Speaker 4: Can't be a new place.
Speaker 6: Well, as we've learned, though, if you say leave me alone,
Speaker 6: they will leave you alone.
Speaker 4: Can manage go a long way in this life and
Speaker 4: the next if you say pleasing, think.
Speaker 3: If you say something like touch me there, yeah, like.
Speaker 4: The bees are the bees are banged a ghost once, as.
Speaker 3: You ever, there has ever been a ghost who complained
Speaker 3: about being haunted by a human.
Speaker 2: God, you will leave me alone.
Speaker 3: I think the just asking me to touch him.
Speaker 4: I think the the deats is annoyed the hell out
Speaker 4: of Alec Baldwin and Davis and beetlejuice and beetlejuice. Yes,
Speaker 4: help me, the other one can.
Speaker 3: Get Can I give you a story that you guys
Speaker 3: are reminding me of that I haven't done yet.
Speaker 2: Sure, I just put this in my email lest tis
Speaker 2: I'm on board with sports me too.
Speaker 3: Uh. Thank you, SA Saints all right, thank you to
Speaker 3: the same Paul Saints. We love you, samt Pau Saints
Speaker 3: Saints Baseball dot com. FBI documents released through the National
Speaker 3: Archives detailer reported UFO siding in twenty twenty five, evolving
Speaker 3: at least three Anoka Police Department employees, including video captured
Speaker 3: during the roughly ninety minute observation.
Speaker 4: Geez, what that's a long time to observe? Uphos.
Speaker 3: The three documents related to the Anoka siding or part
Speaker 3: of the National Archives Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena Records Collection, a
Speaker 3: federal archive created under the twenty twenty four National Defense Act.
Speaker 3: The records detailed witness accounts, FBI reviews, documents, and video
Speaker 3: evidence tied to the reported siding, and the matter was
Speaker 3: later closed without further investigation. The backstory is as follows
Speaker 3: if are you guys interested more?
Speaker 4: Okay, of course.
Speaker 3: According to the records, the incident happened on February nineteenth,
Speaker 3: twenty twenty five, at approximately one seventeen am, with at
Speaker 3: least three employees of the Anoka Police Department reported observing
Speaker 3: a UFO near the western horizon. The witnesses said the
Speaker 3: sighting lasted approximately ninety minutes. One witness stated the employees
Speaker 3: had finished training and were conducting an after action briefing
Speaker 3: in Anoka when they noticed a multi colored object hovering
Speaker 3: in the sky. The group later relocated to the Anoka
Speaker 3: Municipal ramp to get a better view of the object.
Speaker 3: The witness statements described the object as six hula hoops
Speaker 3: with lights around each loop, similar to an orbitable di
Speaker 3: orbital diagram of an atom. One witness estimated the object
Speaker 3: to be the size of an suv or school bus.
Speaker 3: The object was a sphere shape. This is in quotes.
Speaker 3: The object was in a sphere shape. We saw red, blue, green,
Speaker 3: and white light emitting from the object. Best I can
Speaker 3: describe is a tie die shirt in motion. We speculated
Speaker 3: that it was possibly attempting to emulate typical aviation navigation lights. However,
Speaker 3: the object did not appear to be a conventional aircraft.
Speaker 3: The object hovered and then descended like a leaf floating
Speaker 3: on a breeze. Another portion of the record stated the
Speaker 3: object appeared to travel thirty to forty miles in a
Speaker 3: few seconds with movement that quote skipped across the sky
Speaker 3: like a stone on a pond. The document also state
Speaker 3: the object may have flown near the Monticello Nuclear Power Plant.
Speaker 3: Record state one of the witnesses was able to capture
Speaker 3: video of the object by pointing is phone camera into
Speaker 3: the lens of the binoculars, but it was blurry. So
Speaker 3: there you go. Police officers, you.
Speaker 4: Know, it'shauast your thoughts.
Speaker 6: I mean, it's an incredible thing because when, as Corey
Speaker 6: always points out, unidentified fine object doesn't mean it's an alien, right,
Speaker 6: But when you see something that looks like it's going
Speaker 6: so fast it's skipping across the sky, that's terrifying. Something's
Speaker 6: out there. Eventually they're gonna show up and we're all screwed.
Speaker 6: That's the truth, though, because they're going to be so
Speaker 6: far ahead of us that we're going to go, oh god,
Speaker 6: you guys have cool laser guns.
Speaker 4: We don't have those yet. We're in big trouble. Once
Speaker 4: they are, like, here we go, we're gonna this is
Speaker 4: the day.
Speaker 6: We're gonna show up and we're gonna finally show our faces,
Speaker 6: and we're gonna show all the sweet technology we have.
Speaker 4: We're all screwed. We can't catch up to them. And
Speaker 4: once the Aliens.
Speaker 6: Show up, a lot of people are gonna have questions
Speaker 6: and it's gonna put to bed a lot of things
Speaker 6: that people have always thought.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, I caught it makes sense basically, Butcher, you
Speaker 4: saved right, I'm not wrong. I do like I do
Speaker 4: like the the visual image in my head of the
Speaker 4: Aliens basically doing a science fair project or like a
Speaker 4: show and tell and be like.
Speaker 2: Look at our lasers.
Speaker 4: No, you're all in big trouble. They showed us their
Speaker 4: lasers and we can't keep up with that. We're screwed. Yea.
Speaker 4: When miss back out there, they're in big trouble. Everybody else, man,
Speaker 4: Why did they have to have lasers? Right?
Speaker 6: If their technology is good enough to get them here
Speaker 6: from wherever they're from, it's way better than anything we have.
Speaker 4: And we're in big trouble. I'm serious, you are that
Speaker 4: the previous statement is one hundred percent correct. If they
Speaker 4: can get here, then they are way more advanced than
Speaker 4: we are and we are in huge trouble.
Speaker 6: But it might just be drones or they send drones, yeah,
Speaker 6: or no, it might just be drones in the sky
Speaker 6: that people are you know, as you.
Speaker 4: Said, and you're right. UFO doesn't mean it's an ali
Speaker 4: doesn't mean a spaceship. It means it's an unidentified fine
Speaker 4: an object because we didn't identify it. Yes, doesn't mean aliens.
Speaker 4: Doesn't mean spaceship. Wow, oh hey pee wee. And they
Speaker 4: show us soon they show us those lasers.
Speaker 3: Well, Elvis didn't die, he just went home.
Speaker 4: Yeah. What if the with the Marshall apple White in
Speaker 4: the rest of the heavens? What if they're correct? I mean,
Speaker 4: what do they do to come back? Are they?
Speaker 2: Are they making a lap?
Speaker 4: Well they don't have wieners? Well, who cares? I wasn't
Speaker 4: asking about that.
Speaker 3: What the hell's they got to do anything?
Speaker 4: Well, they cut their wieners off. Let me let me
Speaker 4: look up. They really I think.
Speaker 6: So or castrated themselves. I think that's different than coming
Speaker 6: wi er off. But yeah, yeah, they're all the males
Speaker 6: castraight in themselves.
Speaker 3: Why not the those things just getting away anyway?
Speaker 4: That's just the ballpark.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the ballpark, yep, yeah, just Wriglar Field. No they
Speaker 6: I think so, right, Corey, help me out here.
Speaker 4: They got they castraighted themselves.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see, get rid of their chain.
Speaker 4: Brilliant you hm hmm? What are you looking at? Try
Speaker 4: to see how how often Halo Hill Bob makes an appearance.
Speaker 4: He often does. What's that?
Speaker 2: I don't know, I've recognized the le Yeah.
Speaker 4: There you go. The orbital period for Hailbop around the
Speaker 4: Sun is approximately twenty three hundred and twenty five hundred years. Jesus.
Speaker 2: The last the.
Speaker 4: Comment made its closest approach to the Sun in nineteen
Speaker 4: ninety seven. That's when Marshall, Apple White and the rest
Speaker 4: of Heavens Game tried to jump on board. It is
Speaker 4: not expected, It is not expected to return to the
Speaker 4: inner Solar System until around forty three eighty five.
Speaker 6: Think about it, then, think how advanced the aliens will
Speaker 6: be then, and maybe they'll have their balls.
Speaker 2: Back, Yeah they will.
Speaker 4: What if What if Marshall and the and the crew
Speaker 4: are back here at forty three eighty five and humanity
Speaker 4: has been wiped out, and they just swing by, just
Speaker 4: like Chris waving to the people in the casino ball.
Speaker 4: What if Marshall flies by and a hailbop in his
Speaker 4: spaceship and he's just like and it's just decimated. Earth
Speaker 4: is just a shell of its former stelf. There's nobody
Speaker 4: left alive because we've all destroyed each other. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: Marshall just goes. I can't even say I told you
Speaker 4: so because they're gone and we're just cruising around the
Speaker 4: sun every twenty five one hundred years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just lucky bastard just came back.
Speaker 3: See if they get their balls back?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but nope.
Speaker 3: Do you know what he said to is right before
Speaker 3: they did it, No off, he said, we're going. We
Speaker 3: don't need boss.
Speaker 4: He did Wow or Nikes? Yeah, they all were. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it wasn't didn't they leave? Yeah, they went their nikes.
Speaker 4: I think they were Nikes. Yeah. That was a weird time.
Speaker 4: That's when colts were at their peak. In the nineties
Speaker 4: were the best for the cults.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just the best cults are scary.
Speaker 4: Pop culture peaked in the nineties. Serial killers peaked in
Speaker 4: the nineties. Cults peaked in the nineties trials and murders.
Speaker 4: Yeap peaked music was the best. The nineties were the
Speaker 4: best decade of all time. Yeah, man, we're all it's
Speaker 4: been downhill for the last thirty years at that Parker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I only got about eight months.
Speaker 4: A baby boom. His kid. I guarantee you his parents
Speaker 4: created him. While listening to three Dollars Bill, y'all right
Speaker 4: almost assuredly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very good chance, very good chance, very very good chance.
Speaker 4: Sure your dad loves the song counterfeit, Yeah he does.
Speaker 4: I'll ask him talks dad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my dad, and my dad likes to counterfeit all
Speaker 3: kinds of things.
Speaker 4: Oh, I wouldn't say that on the air. Why not?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's what's from?
Speaker 2: What's his favorite thing to counterfeit?
Speaker 4: Money? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Money, like the Fortelli's Yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, we'll do headlines when we come back.
Speaker 4: If you're two name because you're like, well, what happened
Speaker 4: in sports?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 4: The Vegas Golden Knights swept the Colorado Avalanche the thunder
Speaker 4: one game five of the Western Conference Finals. They leave
Speaker 4: the Spurs three games to two, no wrongs sound. The
Speaker 4: Twins won again. They won five to three over the
Speaker 4: White Sox and eleven innings. And that's essentially you're all
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Speaker 4: Tomorrow, I is.
Speaker 2: I thought they were both Parlay Lounge.
Speaker 4: I couldn't be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's what
Speaker 4: they said. Hmm. I never know what's happening. Hello, oh
Speaker 4: hey Pewing the other one, but who knows, you know, I'll.
Speaker 3: Tell you what's definitely gonna be there. Amazing hot blots,
Speaker 3: so good.
Speaker 2: I got him.
Speaker 4: I love that, got him? Yeah, I like dumb things.
Speaker 3: Parker. You should come on down, brothers.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, Holster, I'll follow you anywhere. Okay, hang on,
Speaker 4: hang on, hayy is this arible? I saw you comment
Speaker 4: on it. Speaking of the Halkster. This is a slight transition.
Speaker 4: You reacted to that Dan Soder video.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, is that funny?
Speaker 3: So good?
Speaker 4: Did you see what Sauce posting? No, so he does
Speaker 4: an unbelievably good macho man impression. Right, it's like spot on.
Speaker 4: It's spot on. You think it's him, So what a
Speaker 4: great bit. What he did is he read Charles Manson quotes,
Speaker 4: but as the macho man Randy Savage, and his point
Speaker 4: is you can't tell the difference. No, it sounds like
Speaker 4: something macho man would say before or after a fight, Zach.
Speaker 4: Can you see in the next couple of minutes can
Speaker 4: you see if they're swearing, Zach, because if not, we have.
Speaker 2: To run this.
Speaker 4: It's so freaking good.
Speaker 6: And it's Will Sasso, who does a really good macho
Speaker 6: man and a really good Hulkster.
Speaker 4: So they're doing dueling macho man's with the actual Charles
Speaker 4: Manson quotes. It's a hundreds, Jory. It's so good. Where
Speaker 4: did you post this, sus Well post on Instagram? But
Speaker 4: Dan Soder it's on instag Yeah, yeah, it's you can go.
Speaker 4: You can find it on YouTube. Just listen to the
Speaker 4: first sixty seconds. I see if he swears, I don't
Speaker 4: think that he does, but just just check to make
Speaker 4: sure that he does or does not. And we got
Speaker 4: to run this because Chris is gonna laugh his balls off.
Speaker 4: It's it's frugin let's just stop with it might be
Speaker 4: the best macho man impression that exists, so we can
Speaker 4: just stop and start and stop right there. It's so good.
Speaker 4: And then when he had the idea to just go
Speaker 4: chuck chuck murder on it and say this is the
Speaker 4: same thing that macho man would have said, it's just
Speaker 4: a genius little observation and it sounds so freaking perfect.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's so funny. You saw him do stand up, right, Tacho? Yes, Yeah,
Speaker 6: he's hilarious.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and a good actor too. He was in the
Speaker 4: show Billions. He's very funny and that too, all right, Zacho.
Speaker 4: I mean I can't as I'm trying to find it.
Speaker 1: It's not like it's sure there's a million videos of
Speaker 1: him doing the macho man.
Speaker 2: Fair that's also true. Hang on, yeah, forward it to.
Speaker 4: Him, and can somebody text Brian Oak before we run
Speaker 4: this bit and just say we're gonna do Charles Manson
Speaker 4: clothes because Oak loves when we talk about Chuck Murder.
Speaker 3: He does, he loves it.
Speaker 4: Shout out to Brian Oak.
Speaker 2: But we are about to talk to Charles Manson, so he's.
Speaker 4: Not going to be thrilled.
Speaker 3: Maybe we will, but I.
Speaker 4: Hit the button already. Now it's time for brought you
Speaker 4: by our friends. All around, Thanks, all around, all around.
Speaker 5: You have done.
Speaker 3: We are right.
Speaker 4: Maybe you've seen this online. There are schools that are
Speaker 4: getting criticized for having a rain or shine policy when
Speaker 4: it comes to graduation. And there's been a couple of
Speaker 4: graduations that are getting absolutely downpoor and like dealing with it.
Speaker 4: And these kids are going up and walking and getting
Speaker 4: their diplomas and they're just drenched, and it's and the
Speaker 4: parents are pissed, like this is our kids moments and
Speaker 4: we get that you had it outdoors, but now we're
Speaker 4: doing rain or shine? What are we doing here?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 4: This is their moment again? I'm what does that sound?
Speaker 4: You find it? Sauce? I sent it to Zach found.
Speaker 8: What percent of high school kids actually care to do
Speaker 8: their graduation?
Speaker 3: It's a good question.
Speaker 4: I think most you think so, Yeah, I think it's most.
Speaker 2: It's just so long, but.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2: I'd rather just bet.
Speaker 4: I get it. Though it's a it's a big monument
Speaker 4: at the end of your childhood, right, essentially bounded, Zach.
Speaker 4: I think it's clean. I've listened to the whole time.
Speaker 4: But who cares go for it?
Speaker 7: So I tell you my favorite thing to do is
Speaker 7: macho man. And you'll love this. As the impression Charles
Speaker 7: Manson quotes I'm telling you right now read exactly like
Speaker 7: macho man, where he goes, yeah, look at me, Yeah,
Speaker 7: look at me, and you see a fool, look up
Speaker 7: at me and you see it. God, Yeah, look straight
Speaker 7: at me, you see yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll pull you something right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: These children, yeah, they come at you with names. Yeah
Speaker 5: they they are your children. Yeah, you the mill, the moon,
Speaker 5: just trying to help them stand up? How this all originated?
Speaker 7: Was I used to do Charles Manson quotes as Dave
Speaker 7: Chappelle smoking a cigarette?
Speaker 4: Please give those now. You gotta understand.
Speaker 7: The animals shouldn't be hunted and nature shouldn't be disturbed,
Speaker 7: even destroyed, to benefit the whims of mankind.
Speaker 4: I'll tell him. And holding this that's good. His bo
Speaker 4: man is so good. Shout out to Dan so yeah,
Speaker 4: he's so good. Yeah, oh man, this is so fitting.
Speaker 4: I hope you guys didn't see this, but it's in
Speaker 4: the preps that maybe you did. What is the fastest
Speaker 4: growing city in America according to the latest data.
Speaker 2: Austin, Austin, Texas.
Speaker 4: Good guess. Yeah, that's a good guess. It was the
Speaker 4: fastest growing city in America.
Speaker 3: Man, I this maybe down Las Vegas.
Speaker 4: Not a bad guess. Salt Lake.
Speaker 8: Nope, somewhere in South Carolina.
Speaker 3: So you must be close because he made the noise.
Speaker 2: North Carolina, Raleigh, North Carolina. Oh close to Raleigh, Charlotte, Charlotte,
Speaker 2: North Carolina. You guys were just there. Yeah.
Speaker 4: A report from Axio says that Charlotte just keeps continuing
Speaker 4: to grow U that they basically are like, look, we're full,
Speaker 4: We're running out of space here. We're growing so fast.
Speaker 4: Charlotte added well over twenty thousand people between twenty twenty
Speaker 4: four and twenty twenty five. That sounds like a small number,
Speaker 4: but it's not. That's a lot of people in a
Speaker 4: one year stretch. So overall, Charlotte's boom has the population
Speaker 4: now at just under a million, keeping it as the
Speaker 4: fourteenth largest city Now again that's tricky because like metro
Speaker 4: areas count right, like like I don't know where Minneapolis ranks,
Speaker 4: but if you count the entire twin cities as one
Speaker 4: large market, then it's different, right.
Speaker 3: So fifteen maybe sixteen now.
Speaker 4: As a market, right right. So this is a little
Speaker 4: misleading because this is the actual population of the city
Speaker 4: of Charlotte, right, not the greater Charlotte area. So they
Speaker 4: are the fourteenth largest city, about twenty five thousand people,
Speaker 4: shy of San Jose, which is thirteenth. Wow. A major
Speaker 4: driver in Charlotte's growth has been affordability compared to other
Speaker 4: similarly sized cities. But now the locals are starting to
Speaker 4: get worried because the population is swelling and it's making
Speaker 4: it more expensive and more congested and pushing Charlotte closer
Speaker 4: to becoming quote Atlanta, which wow, there's people that live
Speaker 4: in the South that left places like Atlanta because it
Speaker 4: was too congested, too populated, so they went to places
Speaker 4: like Charlotte. And now Charlotte's getting too busy. So you
Speaker 4: guys were just there, Charlotte on the up and up.
Speaker 3: It's a cool place, exploding, it's pretty cool place. Would
Speaker 3: you think are Zacho. Yeah, Eddy, you like them?
Speaker 5: Tell you?
Speaker 4: I wonder what happened to Zach.
Speaker 3: I turned him off because I turned off the thing. Sorry, Zech,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna turn your mic on and you can answer now.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, man, it was pretty nice. It was a
Speaker 4: great Dike poke. Yeah, you like the Dike O, great metal,
Speaker 4: great racing race. How many cities, Zach, would you never
Speaker 4: move to because of their lack of good diet coke?
Speaker 4: Can you name a city that you're like, I can't.
Speaker 2: I lived there.
Speaker 4: Their diet coke sucks. Amidgee. Wow, Wow, that was off
Speaker 4: the top road. Really.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah. Argo didn't really like the pop up there much.
Speaker 1: But the further south you go, the better the die coke.
Speaker 4: The closer you get to Atlanta or the home of
Speaker 4: Coca Cola, which I gotta go there, man, I gotta go.
Speaker 4: Uh make a pillar, you gotta go.
Speaker 2: You know everybody does. Haven't been yeah in your life? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Remember I told you that time that I saw that
Speaker 4: lady walk up to the Celine Dion Theater at Caesar's
Speaker 4: and she put her hand on the door. It was
Speaker 4: like eleven o'clock in the morning, not even close to showtime,
Speaker 4: and just touching the door of the theater. She started crying, Fuck,
Speaker 4: it didn't look like him, but sure, no, it wasn't me.
Speaker 3: That was the Schnei Twain door. And I had an direction.
Speaker 4: That is going to be Zach when he goes to
Speaker 4: see the Coca Cola headquarters. Right, yeah, he's it's gonna
Speaker 4: be like outside of Wonka's gates, and he's going to
Speaker 4: just touch the gate and start tearing up, knowing that
Speaker 4: diet coke is just meters away.
Speaker 3: The toilet water tast like ty coke.
Speaker 4: Bumps. Man, he's choked up.
Speaker 2: One day, we'll get there one.
Speaker 4: Day, find like like twenty one pilots playing Atlanta, find
Speaker 4: another reason to go down there and then spend the
Speaker 4: day at the Coca Cola. Do I need another reason?
Speaker 4: I think you do? Yeah, I think you do. Waffle House.
Speaker 4: Did the Vikes play Atlanta. That's not a good enough
Speaker 4: reason for him. The Thrashers aren't a thing anymore, so
Speaker 4: we can't go watch the wild play game.
Speaker 3: We play Atlanta?
Speaker 2: Here this show?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, damn it. I know.
Speaker 6: It's always a good sign. When Hawk has the brand
Speaker 6: new schedule up.
Speaker 3: In front, right in front of me, babing.
Speaker 4: Harker Fox right around. Do you believe if you spent
Speaker 4: the next two years doing everything you could to maximize
Speaker 4: your ability in these two things? Do you believe you
Speaker 4: would be a better chess player or boxer? Two years
Speaker 4: to train and practice and do everything you can, would
Speaker 4: you be a better boxer or chess player.
Speaker 2: It's a fantastic question.
Speaker 8: I think it would have to be boxer, just because
Speaker 8: I don't know chess at all, and like, you're smart.
Speaker 4: Guy, though you could pick it up. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 4: I used to be able to play it, sure, so
Speaker 4: you understand the basics. So what if you spent six
Speaker 4: hours a day studying, learning, being taught, training.
Speaker 8: I still think versus the population, I'd have a better
Speaker 8: chance boxing wise.
Speaker 4: Right, there's a boxing gym in Brooklyn, New York that
Speaker 4: has been running chess boxing events. They combine speed chess
Speaker 4: and live boxing and they say no previous experiences required
Speaker 4: in either. There's ninety minute classes that mix high intensity
Speaker 4: cardio with technical ring works, so they're training you up
Speaker 4: with strategic chess training. So there are eleven rounds, six
Speaker 4: rounds of chess, five rounds of boxing, and it's three
Speaker 4: minutes each, so you're playing chess, trying to play at
Speaker 4: a high level and then taking a break every three
Speaker 4: minutes and punching the hell out of your opponent and
Speaker 4: then sitting down again and trying to mentally lock in again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be tough.
Speaker 4: I love this man.
Speaker 8: Chess can cost and then you got to try to
Speaker 8: figure out where to put your pawd.
Speaker 1: I like how it combines the style and grace of
Speaker 1: boxing with chess.
Speaker 2: Right, that sounds like that Norm McDonald.
Speaker 4: So you can win through either a knockout or a checkmate?
Speaker 4: Oh right, you could. You can just be getting your
Speaker 4: ass kicked in the ring. But if you can just
Speaker 4: figure out how to way to win at chess, you
Speaker 4: still win.
Speaker 8: So who do you think would win? Like Mike Tyson
Speaker 8: or the Magnus Carlson guy.
Speaker 4: Oh, I would take the boxer a thousand times out
Speaker 4: of a thousand, But if you just checkmates.
Speaker 2: Him right away.
Speaker 4: But like if Tyson and Magnus were in this exact scenario,
Speaker 4: all Tyson would have to do is stall till you
Speaker 4: get to round one of the boxing. Yes, even if
Speaker 4: the board is absolutely a disaster, you just make your
Speaker 4: moves as slowly as possible. You stall then you throw
Speaker 4: two punches in the guy's out cold mission to.
Speaker 2: Do this, This is excellent.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, sauce, what about you? Two years to train,
Speaker 4: what would you be better at chess or boxing?
Speaker 6: That's a good question because chess is for smart people.
Speaker 6: I'm not smart. Boxing is for people with work ethic
Speaker 6: and I don't have that either.
Speaker 2: How's your wingspan short? I've short arms.
Speaker 4: That hurts, so you have to be I don't know
Speaker 4: if it leads the right word, but you have to
Speaker 4: excel at one of the two two years of training
Speaker 4: six to eight hours a day, maximum commitment for the
Speaker 4: next two years.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 6: Probably, if you need an answer, I would probably say
Speaker 6: chess because boxing would take a lot of like physical activity.
Speaker 2: Not interested, not interested in that some cardio. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the right answer for you.
Speaker 4: I agree. What would you choose? Well, chess, not even
Speaker 4: close box? Yeah, because if they were stealing your women,
Speaker 4: you'd beat everybody.
Speaker 3: Great exercise, man's in your blood.
Speaker 4: Yeah, liber does it?
Speaker 3: It's fun.
Speaker 4: I don't know if anybody believes this, but this is
Speaker 4: a little concerning. According to is some experts. I don't
Speaker 4: know what these people are experts in, but let's just
Speaker 4: go with it, and then we can discuss.
Speaker 2: Earth's current population.
Speaker 4: Well, first, sauce, guest, do you know about what the
Speaker 4: Earth's population currently is? Is it like?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 4: I do not? Yes? Yes, let them let him guess.
Speaker 4: You go first, take a shot. What do you think
Speaker 4: the Earth's population is?
Speaker 6: Well, I think you said yesterday that, like the US
Speaker 6: population is something in the three hundred million.
Speaker 4: So I'll go with I don't know, two billion people,
Speaker 4: eight point three billion people. There's it, over a billion
Speaker 4: in India, over a billion in China alone, but eight
Speaker 4: point three billion people around the Earth. Some experts claim
Speaker 4: that within the next forty years that number might be
Speaker 4: half half half. What the hell the stanos show up?
Speaker 4: Thank you, there's a click. There's a there's a link
Speaker 4: to click here and see what they're talking about. I'm
Speaker 4: not sure, but some experts say that that could crash
Speaker 4: by half within the next forty years.
Speaker 3: I know, kids ain't getting it on no more interesting
Speaker 3: red forty geez, yeah, not.
Speaker 4: Enough people having kids.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people ain't getting it on.
Speaker 4: Dies.
Speaker 3: I read an article about it not long ago. Sure, serious,
Speaker 3: that's true, man, it's true.
Speaker 4: It is true.
Speaker 3: You just don't like having sex. Nomo really yeah, oh wow, okay,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Poor kids.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're all not having sex.
Speaker 3: They're busy doing things, you know, like I don't know,
Speaker 3: not getting it on streaming.
Speaker 4: Yeah, streaming, yep, they're watching clovicular videos that they don't
Speaker 4: even know those exist. No, wow, we'll play it, huk.
Speaker 4: Had you guys double joke that we double joke it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you double choked it once.
Speaker 9: Remember, Oh yeah, yesterday we talked about how like somebody
Speaker 9: can have eight hundred million followers and we've never heard
Speaker 9: of them.
Speaker 4: What was that guy's name something, James James Charles. Have
Speaker 4: I never heard of this? No, and he's got like
Speaker 4: eight hundred million followers. But what's crazy is is my
Speaker 4: daughter's twenty, your friend's twenty. And the other day we
Speaker 4: were we were talking about something and I made a
Speaker 4: clovicular joke and they both stopped in their tracks, like,
Speaker 4: how do you know who clav is? And I'm like,
Speaker 4: I'm forty six, I'm not like, I mean, I know
Speaker 4: some things just because I don't know James Charles. I
Speaker 4: mean I know some people on the internet. They couldn't
Speaker 4: believe that I knew who he was. I'm like well,
Speaker 4: some of these a holes pop up on my algorithm,
Speaker 4: and then I.
Speaker 2: Watched Hey, I'm mean, I'm like, God, I hate this guy.
Speaker 4: But because I've engaged with the video, now Instagram thinks
Speaker 4: I want more.
Speaker 2: You should have played it.
Speaker 8: Off videos guy, You should have played off told him
Speaker 8: that you're trying to look Max and fran Max and
Speaker 8: you're trying to mog everybody.
Speaker 2: My gosh.
Speaker 4: Actually, if you look at Corey, looks like he's looking
Speaker 4: opposite of Max.
Speaker 6: Oh, because he can talk, because he's so pale.
Speaker 2: So got it.
Speaker 4: That took me a minute. I'm not smart looking like
Speaker 4: he could talk. Yeah, he can talk. I can't talk. Yes,
Speaker 4: what are we gonna get out of Max tomorrow? I
Speaker 4: don't know. Yeah, you got to Password tomorrow with your teammate,
Speaker 4: Max Fuller. Taken on John Kriesel and the gentleman over
Speaker 4: there meets us, Paul Lamber.
Speaker 2: We're almost fifteen point dogs. Yeah, that's probably a fair line.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Crystal's really good at about every game on the station.
Speaker 9: Yea.
Speaker 4: So how do you feel though, Again, whether it's the
Speaker 4: Initials Invitational or the Program Password Invitational, Historically you're better
Speaker 4: in the regular season than the tournament. I mean I
Speaker 4: was in the final of your little game last year. True,
Speaker 4: but in general, historically you're a much better regular season
Speaker 4: player than we won.
Speaker 6: Last year in the Max and I did. Max is
Speaker 6: a great teammate. Now, I don't know. I'm not good
Speaker 6: when it when it counts.
Speaker 4: Are you nervous? I mean nervous is probably not the
Speaker 4: right word. Are you gonna maybe do a little THC
Speaker 4: to take the edge off and calm down? I did THC?
Speaker 4: You don't remember.
Speaker 6: I don't know because you did so much THC that you.
Speaker 6: I mean, I did a lot in my past, but
Speaker 6: it's the new meme. Sweet, Yeah, it'll be fine.
Speaker 4: How will you prep for your match tomorrow? Probably text
Speaker 4: hogs Daddy.
Speaker 3: You should do some pelvic floor exercise.
Speaker 4: Probably ask him how Papa's doing?
Speaker 2: Do you do pelvic floor exercises?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: I wouldn't get off the floor. Oh why I wouldn't
Speaker 4: touch the floor. A bizarre real estate listening in San
Speaker 4: Francisco is going viral because the piece of land that
Speaker 4: they're selling is underwater. The asking price was two hundred
Speaker 4: and fifty dollars for a five thousand square foot piece
Speaker 4: of fully submerged land. Somebody paid eight hundred dollars for it.
Speaker 4: It is near a Candlestick State Park familiar Hunter's Point shipyard.
Speaker 4: The listening described the underwater plot of land as a
Speaker 4: quote unique opportunity for creative ownership with possibilities like recreation
Speaker 4: and strategic land banking. What so somebody paid eight hundred
Speaker 4: dollars for a five thousand square foot piece of fully
Speaker 4: submerged land.
Speaker 2: A nice piece, I mean only undred bucks. What's the
Speaker 2: property taxes on it?
Speaker 4: Fours on like some one.
Speaker 3: And thirty two dollars, And I wanted to become a landowner.
Speaker 4: I did blame Corey.
Speaker 3: No, no, I don't blame anybody planting.
Speaker 4: When you got the bill, you said you told me
Speaker 4: you I make you do it, but I forced you
Speaker 4: to do it.
Speaker 3: Yep, yeah it didn't work.
Speaker 4: Airline loyalty accounts are now being hacked with stolen frequent
Speaker 4: flyer miles exchange for gift cards and other purchases. So
Speaker 4: apparently you might want to check your old online account
Speaker 4: because airline loyalty accounts have been hacked to see.
Speaker 3: That those sons of bitches are doing mallware for people
Speaker 3: checking up for updates.
Speaker 2: On GTA six no.
Speaker 3: So if you're looking, if you run a Google search
Speaker 3: and you're like, what's going on with GTA six, and
Speaker 3: you be careful with the link you click on because
Speaker 3: they are disguising them and it's mallware. What if you
Speaker 3: do about your pornography?
Speaker 2: Oh what if you're doing on a work computer?
Speaker 3: Then whatever, man, we'll have a party for you in
Speaker 3: a couple of weeks.
Speaker 8: I think it was supposed to come out today. Actually
Speaker 8: when they initially yesterday?
Speaker 4: Did you see there? Again? Nothing is real on the
Speaker 4: internet anymore at all. Somebody posted a picture of a
Speaker 4: guy holding up a copy of GTA six and the
Speaker 4: caption was something like nobody told my local best Buy
Speaker 4: that the delay was on, so I just bought it
Speaker 4: because they sold it to me. And people were like,
Speaker 4: what what lucky is?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 4: How dumb do you have to be to think that
Speaker 4: post is real? And how dumb do you have to
Speaker 4: be to think that best Buy had a copy in
Speaker 4: May and quote accidentally sold it before November? No, yeah,
Speaker 4: my gosh, I hate the Internet. I gotta get off
Speaker 4: the grid more than any person. Nobody is on it
Speaker 4: more than sauce. I didn't know what just because I
Speaker 4: know the Puerto Rico song. And I know clav and
Speaker 4: I know and I know the guy that sings about
Speaker 4: pet smarts. I don't know pets Mark. I don't know that.
Speaker 2: Who's got more screen time? Oh, it's you by a mile.
Speaker 1: But the difference is Sauce has a more of a
Speaker 1: tolerance for stupidity.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he doesn't even know it.
Speaker 4: It's a gift ignorant man.
Speaker 6: Yeah, for you doesn't bother me. The classical guy is
Speaker 6: mad or fighting or clavicular clerking people. I think he's
Speaker 6: off the people mogging.
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, I what's mogging? Mogging is no idea.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I look at yes myself, I guess what it is.
Speaker 4: What do you think it looks?
Speaker 2: What do you think looks Maxine?
Speaker 6: I would guess My remedial education would tell me that's
Speaker 6: trying to look your best.
Speaker 4: Give me some ways you could look looks max give
Speaker 4: me away, work out and have nice pecks and comb
Speaker 4: your hair.
Speaker 3: Have combed your hair?
Speaker 4: Combed hair? When was the last time you have combed
Speaker 4: your hair? I don't have any hair, So are you
Speaker 4: currently looks Maxine? No, I've never looked maxed in my life.
Speaker 4: I've always looked ugly.
Speaker 2: You're great.
Speaker 4: When was the last time you mougged yourself? Oh Saturday?
Speaker 4: I didn't want an actual answer. What is Maggie? Is
Speaker 4: that like a Star Wars thing?
Speaker 2: It's half man, half dog.
Speaker 4: He's your own best friend, mug Saturdays.
Speaker 2: He's a mog.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's the zoo, right, No, I was a lone?
Speaker 4: Did you say aloha?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Hello? Fine? Yeah, well that's probably what I'm gonna say
Speaker 4: one day here. A study found that the sleep time
Speaker 4: sweet spot for healthy aging is six point four hours
Speaker 4: to seven point eight hours, which is good luck, the
Speaker 4: same thing we've heard over and over and over and
Speaker 4: over again. You gotta get about seven hours, which is
Speaker 4: a pretty broad range. But obviously that people still think
Speaker 4: that's mostly attainable. That's just not attainable for us. It
Speaker 4: just isn't. Yeah, that's why we're all aging like ass Yeah,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 3: I know it looks like a man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's over. You do not even on the weekends.
Speaker 4: Even on the weekends, I get about six. Yeah. I
Speaker 4: just can't sleep in Yeah I can't. My body gets
Speaker 4: me up like six o'clock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yo, man, I can sleep yeah, he I wish
Speaker 2: I could do that.
Speaker 4: I've told the story before.
Speaker 6: I called him once he said, oh, do you want
Speaker 6: to go over to good Day and have breakfast? It
Speaker 6: was like ten forty five. He wasn't up, was pissed. Yeah,
Speaker 6: he was pills to his mogging. Yeah, he lost Maxine.
Speaker 3: I may have sleep mugged.
Speaker 4: Yeah, may it put you back to sleep?
Speaker 8: You?
Speaker 4: What's your what's your password?
Speaker 2: Record? One on one?
Speaker 4: You played twice?
Speaker 2: Yeah, both with Taylor both times?
Speaker 4: Or who were your partners?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 8: I was never with you, never with Taylor an opponent.
Speaker 8: So my one win is against Taylor, and then my
Speaker 8: loss was with common to.
Speaker 2: Maybe gorg and somebody. So one on one.
Speaker 4: You know what, So Taylor's never wanted initials. It sounds
Speaker 4: like she's never won a password, right, No, you know
Speaker 4: what I love about people like Taylor and like Chad
Speaker 4: Greenway or even like when we find out that liber
Speaker 4: sucks at something when somebody wins all the time. Isn't
Speaker 4: it nice to be like? God, I love that you're
Speaker 4: bad at This is fun? It's right because she wins it, everything,
Speaker 4: wins it. Everything she doesn't deserve to win it. Initials
Speaker 4: and passwords enough.
Speaker 8: And she's out of it like we'll play cards and
Speaker 8: she wins it. That so it's like it's good to
Speaker 8: see her lose it something. Yeah, let's humble her a
Speaker 8: little bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's very humble, but let's knock her down a
Speaker 4: couple more pegs.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, it'll make her more competitive than the other things.
Speaker 4: Exactly like hockey.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And as as Zach pointed out, and everybody agrees, the
Speaker 4: Frostcott screw this year, Frostcott screw. The fix was in, Yeah,
Speaker 4: in accomplished by the They did it. Yeah, well said,
Speaker 4: five girls get sick and we have to wait. Give
Speaker 4: me a break.
Speaker 2: It's bush league.
Speaker 4: It's bush league.
Speaker 6: There was also anybody who slept with anybody from the
Speaker 6: band Moonshine.
Speaker 3: Not anybody. Rick was a good guy.
Speaker 9: Bush league. No, no, you see the bush league talk.
Speaker 9: No bush League your mites on. You need help, you
Speaker 9: sent me up. Nobody did.
Speaker 2: A seventeen year old.
Speaker 4: Boy was rushed to the hospital after he was bitten
Speaker 4: by a shark in Galveston on Monday. Coast Guard officials
Speaker 4: said the team was bit while trying to bring the
Speaker 4: shark on board a boat with his father. Nice. That's
Speaker 4: very different than you know, the old Rick Oaknick theory
Speaker 4: of not going into the ocean because that's their turf.
Speaker 4: That's not swimming in the ocean and getting bit. You
Speaker 4: are trying to pull a shark onto the boat because
Speaker 4: you were catching it in a nat era on a
Speaker 4: line and.
Speaker 2: Then it bit you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I would say you deserve it, probably. Yeah, that's
Speaker 8: the consequence of catching a shark. You could get bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's fighting for his life, so you should be
Speaker 4: fighting for yours.
Speaker 3: It's like getting in the ring Mike Tyson, you might
Speaker 3: get your teeth knocked right out.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Or playing chess against Magnus Carlson and you play
Speaker 4: stupid games, you win stupid prize.
Speaker 2: I love stupid prizes. Hey, Corey, Yes, sir, this.
Speaker 3: Is gonna blow your mind. And I don't have time
Speaker 3: to tell you a lot about it, but listen to
Speaker 3: this headline. Scientists have found a place inside a collapsing
Speaker 3: neutron star where time goes backwards.
Speaker 2: Whoa.
Speaker 3: Physicists have found that inside a collapsing neutron star, the
Speaker 3: maths suggests that time runs in reverse.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I'm not even gonna think about it because I'm
Speaker 4: not even smart enough to process what you just said.
Speaker 2: I understand times relative.
Speaker 4: I've watched enough science stuff over my life to understand
Speaker 4: why time can slow down. I have no ability to
Speaker 4: process the idea that it could go backwards. I don't
Speaker 4: understand it. I don't get it.
Speaker 3: Oh man, I almost said something that might be really dumb.
Speaker 4: Do it.
Speaker 3: If it can slow down, then by definition, it could
Speaker 3: go backwards, right, if it slows down enough.
Speaker 2: I think so.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I love the idea that people
Speaker 3: are smart to have to figure that out. It says,
Speaker 3: think it goes chick us out, it says. Feed of
Speaker 3: collapsing neutron star into the equation. The team watched the
Speaker 3: relevant measures decrease rapidly insteadily as the collapse deepened, which
Speaker 3: is the mathematical equivalent of entropy shrinking instead of growing.
Speaker 3: Think of toothpaste miraculously sliding back into the tube. Physicists
Speaker 3: usually invoke that example to illustrate what's impossible under the narrow,
Speaker 3: normal erow of time, But inside a collapsing neutron star,
Speaker 3: the numbers show it's exactly the opposite.
Speaker 4: YEP, I don't understand what sauce? Well, no, what is
Speaker 4: the closest star to the planet Earth?
Speaker 2: The oh, the sun nailed it.
Speaker 3: Hey, if you look at a if you look at
Speaker 3: a star and it's red, does that mean it's a
Speaker 3: planet or a sun?
Speaker 2: If it's red your naked eye.
Speaker 3: Naked eye, because I'm out of where I live and Rogers,
Speaker 3: you can really see the stars really well.
Speaker 2: I don't know. There's only a.
Speaker 4: Couple of planets you can see with the naked eye.
Speaker 4: I don't know which ones. There's only a couple's so
Speaker 4: overwhelmingly it's going to be a star. But I don't
Speaker 4: know which planets you can see with the naked eye.
Speaker 3: On the horizon over the eastern sky that seems red every.
Speaker 4: Night, the red every night.
Speaker 2: That's your Rainus.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's your pink eye.
Speaker 8: You can spot Venus, Jupiter, and Mars. Okay, those three
Speaker 8: are they red though?
Speaker 4: Well? Mars I think is the red planet is Yeah,
Speaker 4: they don't know if it would be red though naked
Speaker 4: eye in the sky it's just red on the actual surface.
Speaker 4: You're not looking towards a noka, are you? Why do
Speaker 4: you hit a noka?
Speaker 2: Mars?
Speaker 8: Mars rises an hour and a half before the sun.
Speaker 8: Look towards the east before sunrise from the location with
Speaker 8: unobstructed horizons.
Speaker 4: And you sound like gandals. Yeah, you sound like that guy.
Speaker 2: I don't know who that is Loader the ring Sky.
Speaker 2: I told you I haven't.
Speaker 4: The first three are so freaking good man, so good,
Speaker 4: uh Parker, best of luck tomorrow, Yes against Sauce and
Speaker 4: Creasol with you and max O. Good luck man. Yeah, man,
Speaker 4: it'll be fun, be fun, will be good. Let's compete
Speaker 4: and we'll see you in a week. See you guys
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