WEBVTT - HR. 3 - Lasers 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:03.280 Hey Cafe and welcome some great shows to Mystic Lake Amphitheater. 0:00:03.320 --> 0:00:05.320 The guests who will be there June twenty fifth, three 0:00:05.360 --> 0:00:08.360 eleven and Dirty Heads in July eleventh. John Mellencamp will 0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:10.960 be there on July fourteenth. You get the complete details 0:00:11.200 --> 0:00:13.080 on all of our upcoming shows on the concert page 0:00:13.080 --> 0:00:13.920 at cafe dot com. 0:00:14.040 --> 0:00:16.479 Keyred Calendar June twentieth, Rocket Club Man, Let's go. 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:19.079 I can't wait to play that big old stage excided. 0:00:19.280 --> 0:00:21.520 With Bear Motions. 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:24.400 Soundtrack's gonna be fun, Come on out. I keep reading 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:26.120 that there's gonna be another artist announced for that show 0:00:26.160 --> 0:00:26.600 as well, but. 0:00:26.920 --> 0:00:28.440 Yeah, it's Meat Sauce and the Whalers. 0:00:28.480 --> 0:00:31.680 Oh my gosh, I'll sell No. 0:00:31.760 --> 0:00:35.800 No, what are you playing? I mean, I don't mean music. 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:37.640 I understand it's music, but like, what's the setlist? 0:00:37.680 --> 0:00:38.040 Look like? 0:00:39.920 --> 0:00:42.320 We'll probably play the Ace. 0:00:42.120 --> 0:00:43.920 Of Spades, that's your go to? 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:48.720 What else? Probably play some Tenacious D Why not It's 0:00:48.880 --> 0:00:52.560 as Spades and then Ace of Bass and then Rob 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:56.640 Bass well and then Rob Thomas. Phil Diagony really likes 0:00:57.760 --> 0:01:01.320 Zach Wilde and I did that and remind me Phil, 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:03.960 the Agony is in Meat Sauce and the whalers. So 0:01:04.000 --> 0:01:04.959 he's one of the whalers. 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:06.840 He piled, he's the guitar player. 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:10.520 Yeah, he's really good. But Phil Diagony lives in Washington, Seattle. 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:12.440 Yeah, I used to work for Amazon. Now I think 0:01:12.640 --> 0:01:15.400 works for a company in Boston. It really likes hockey. 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:18.560 And wasn't that you wasn't that you have that you? 0:01:18.680 --> 0:01:21.120 And yeah, you thought he might be going to the 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:24.520 crack in Wild Game, right something like that. Yeah, I 0:01:24.520 --> 0:01:27.440 don't think he is anymore because he used to possibly, 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:30.920 maybe theoretically have season tickets to the cracket. I think 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:32.920 he has season tickets to the crack. I think he does, 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:35.319 but we never confirmed it. Well, I think we wrote 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:37.959 it in the book. I don't remember. I think in 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:41.119 the chapter of Chris's book about all of your worthless stories, 0:01:41.160 --> 0:01:43.080 I think you at one point said that Phil the 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:44.800 Agony might have cracking tickets. 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:45.000 Yeah. 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:47.120 I've been told by my publisher there's not enough paper 0:01:47.160 --> 0:01:48.320 in the world for that chapter. 0:01:48.560 --> 0:01:52.040 Yeah, for the things that might be worthless stories, Yeah, right, 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:57.040 that's all I share. My stories are funny or interest No, 0:01:57.120 --> 0:01:59.600 but you're sure as hell share him. You know what 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:02.600 I'm saying. It's important to share. It's nice, you're generous. Yeah, 0:02:02.720 --> 0:02:06.160 you share. I wish I was a better storyteller. I 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:10.040 think I have at least a baseline for Bobby. 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:10.280 You know. 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:14.799 Yeah, thanks, Like I don't, You're welcome. I don't tell 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:16.760 stories that I think like I think I saw a 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:19.040 ghost and then it ended up being a road sign. 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:22.760 But the one time the wizard story is true, Zach, 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:25.320 go back it up. Zach has also seen or been 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:27.320 in the presence of the wizard, right. 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:30.239 Zach, you're a wizard. Harry, Uh yeah, I felt something 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:32.840 in there. Well, but what about the ghosts? 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:33.280 She said? 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:40.280 Oh, how place that new had uh been haunted? But 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:43.679 uh right, because you only get haunted in old places. 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:45.160 Can't be a new place. 0:02:45.280 --> 0:02:48.079 Well, as we've learned, though, if you say leave me alone, 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:49.800 they will leave you alone. 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:52.320 Can manage go a long way in this life and 0:02:52.440 --> 0:02:54.560 the next if you say pleasing, think. 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:57.280 If you say something like touch me there, yeah, like. 0:02:57.280 --> 0:02:59.800 The bees are the bees are banged a ghost once, as. 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:01.400 You ever, there has ever been a ghost who complained 0:03:01.400 --> 0:03:02.840 about being haunted by a human. 0:03:03.880 --> 0:03:06.560 God, you will leave me alone. 0:03:07.000 --> 0:03:10.160 I think the just asking me to touch him. 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:13.040 I think the the deats is annoyed the hell out 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:17.680 of Alec Baldwin and Davis and beetlejuice and beetlejuice. Yes, 0:03:17.680 --> 0:03:19.440 help me, the other one can. 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:20.960 Get Can I give you a story that you guys 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:22.480 are reminding me of that I haven't done yet. 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:24.360 Sure, I just put this in my email lest tis 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:25.760 I'm on board with sports me too. 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:29.840 Uh. Thank you, SA Saints all right, thank you to 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:31.360 the same Paul Saints. We love you, samt Pau Saints 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:36.840 Saints Baseball dot com. FBI documents released through the National 0:03:36.920 --> 0:03:42.080 Archives detailer reported UFO siding in twenty twenty five, evolving 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:48.520 at least three Anoka Police Department employees, including video captured 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:50.640 during the roughly ninety minute observation. 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:59.560 Geez, what that's a long time to observe? Uphos. 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:04.400 The three documents related to the Anoka siding or part 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:10.600 of the National Archives Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena Records Collection, a 0:04:10.640 --> 0:04:14.160 federal archive created under the twenty twenty four National Defense Act. 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:19.000 The records detailed witness accounts, FBI reviews, documents, and video 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:22.520 evidence tied to the reported siding, and the matter was 0:04:22.560 --> 0:04:25.440 later closed without further investigation. The backstory is as follows 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:27.080 if are you guys interested more? 0:04:27.240 --> 0:04:27.919 Okay, of course. 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:30.480 According to the records, the incident happened on February nineteenth, 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:33.280 twenty twenty five, at approximately one seventeen am, with at 0:04:33.360 --> 0:04:36.560 least three employees of the Anoka Police Department reported observing 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:40.800 a UFO near the western horizon. The witnesses said the 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:43.719 sighting lasted approximately ninety minutes. One witness stated the employees 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:47.320 had finished training and were conducting an after action briefing 0:04:47.320 --> 0:04:50.360 in Anoka when they noticed a multi colored object hovering 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:53.960 in the sky. The group later relocated to the Anoka 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:56.039 Municipal ramp to get a better view of the object. 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:59.640 The witness statements described the object as six hula hoops 0:04:59.800 --> 0:05:03.479 with lights around each loop, similar to an orbitable di 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:08.920 orbital diagram of an atom. One witness estimated the object 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:11.280 to be the size of an suv or school bus. 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:14.680 The object was a sphere shape. This is in quotes. 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:17.359 The object was in a sphere shape. We saw red, blue, green, 0:05:17.400 --> 0:05:20.800 and white light emitting from the object. Best I can 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:25.160 describe is a tie die shirt in motion. We speculated 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:29.719 that it was possibly attempting to emulate typical aviation navigation lights. However, 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:33.080 the object did not appear to be a conventional aircraft. 0:05:33.800 --> 0:05:37.719 The object hovered and then descended like a leaf floating 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:41.160 on a breeze. Another portion of the record stated the 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:43.480 object appeared to travel thirty to forty miles in a 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:47.760 few seconds with movement that quote skipped across the sky 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:53.039 like a stone on a pond. The document also state 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:56.120 the object may have flown near the Monticello Nuclear Power Plant. 0:05:57.080 --> 0:05:59.119 Record state one of the witnesses was able to capture 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:01.640 video of the object by pointing is phone camera into 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:07.479 the lens of the binoculars, but it was blurry. So 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:11.120 there you go. Police officers, you. 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:12.480 Know, it'shauast your thoughts. 0:06:12.839 --> 0:06:19.000 I mean, it's an incredible thing because when, as Corey 0:06:19.040 --> 0:06:23.760 always points out, unidentified fine object doesn't mean it's an alien, right, 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:27.240 But when you see something that looks like it's going 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:32.760 so fast it's skipping across the sky, that's terrifying. Something's 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:36.600 out there. Eventually they're gonna show up and we're all screwed. 0:06:37.279 --> 0:06:39.359 That's the truth, though, because they're going to be so 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:41.279 far ahead of us that we're going to go, oh god, 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:43.039 you guys have cool laser guns. 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:45.640 We don't have those yet. We're in big trouble. Once 0:06:45.720 --> 0:06:49.640 they are, like, here we go, we're gonna this is 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:50.040 the day. 0:06:50.480 --> 0:06:52.640 We're gonna show up and we're gonna finally show our faces, 0:06:52.640 --> 0:06:54.560 and we're gonna show all the sweet technology we have. 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:58.440 We're all screwed. We can't catch up to them. And 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:00.040 once the Aliens. 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:01.560 Show up, a lot of people are gonna have questions 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:03.640 and it's gonna put to bed a lot of things 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:04.960 that people have always thought. 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:14.560 Right, Yeah, I caught it makes sense basically, Butcher, you 0:07:14.720 --> 0:07:19.280 saved right, I'm not wrong. I do like I do 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:23.040 like the the visual image in my head of the 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:25.840 Aliens basically doing a science fair project or like a 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:26.800 show and tell and be like. 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:27.920 Look at our lasers. 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:32.240 No, you're all in big trouble. They showed us their 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:35.360 lasers and we can't keep up with that. We're screwed. Yea. 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:40.200 When miss back out there, they're in big trouble. Everybody else, man, 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:43.400 Why did they have to have lasers? Right? 0:07:45.480 --> 0:07:47.960 If their technology is good enough to get them here 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:51.040 from wherever they're from, it's way better than anything we have. 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:57.680 And we're in big trouble. I'm serious, you are that 0:07:58.480 --> 0:08:01.520 the previous statement is one hundred percent correct. If they 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:04.480 can get here, then they are way more advanced than 0:08:04.520 --> 0:08:06.000 we are and we are in huge trouble. 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:11.800 But it might just be drones or they send drones, yeah, 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:14.000 or no, it might just be drones in the sky 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:15.600 that people are you know, as you. 0:08:15.600 --> 0:08:19.320 Said, and you're right. UFO doesn't mean it's an ali 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:22.679 doesn't mean a spaceship. It means it's an unidentified fine 0:08:22.720 --> 0:08:25.800 an object because we didn't identify it. Yes, doesn't mean aliens. 0:08:25.800 --> 0:08:31.600 Doesn't mean spaceship. Wow, oh hey pee wee. And they 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:33.760 show us soon they show us those lasers. 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:36.040 Well, Elvis didn't die, he just went home. 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:40.439 Yeah. What if the with the Marshall apple White in 0:08:40.480 --> 0:08:43.000 the rest of the heavens? What if they're correct? I mean, 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:44.959 what do they do to come back? Are they? 0:08:45.000 --> 0:08:45.959 Are they making a lap? 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:49.000 Well they don't have wieners? Well, who cares? I wasn't 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:49.760 asking about that. 0:08:50.520 --> 0:08:51.840 What the hell's they got to do anything? 0:08:51.960 --> 0:08:54.040 Well, they cut their wieners off. Let me let me 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:56.160 look up. They really I think. 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:58.920 So or castrated themselves. I think that's different than coming 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:01.720 wi er off. But yeah, yeah, they're all the males 0:09:01.800 --> 0:09:02.959 castraight in themselves. 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:05.920 Why not the those things just getting away anyway? 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:07.640 That's just the ballpark. 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:12.839 Yeah, the ballpark, yep, yeah, just Wriglar Field. No they 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:14.880 I think so, right, Corey, help me out here. 0:09:15.120 --> 0:09:16.520 They got they castraighted themselves. 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:18.679 Yeah, see, get rid of their chain. 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:28.920 Brilliant you hm hmm? What are you looking at? Try 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:32.440 to see how how often Halo Hill Bob makes an appearance. 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:38.760 He often does. What's that? 0:09:40.800 --> 0:09:44.000 I don't know, I've recognized the le Yeah. 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:47.559 There you go. The orbital period for Hailbop around the 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:52.240 Sun is approximately twenty three hundred and twenty five hundred years. Jesus. 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:53.920 The last the. 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:56.520 Comment made its closest approach to the Sun in nineteen 0:09:56.559 --> 0:09:59.480 ninety seven. That's when Marshall, Apple White and the rest 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:02.240 of Heavens Game tried to jump on board. It is 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:05.199 not expected, It is not expected to return to the 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:09.320 inner Solar System until around forty three eighty five. 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:12.120 Think about it, then, think how advanced the aliens will 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:14.040 be then, and maybe they'll have their balls. 0:10:13.720 --> 0:10:15.000 Back, Yeah they will. 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:17.480 What if What if Marshall and the and the crew 0:10:18.160 --> 0:10:20.960 are back here at forty three eighty five and humanity 0:10:20.960 --> 0:10:23.400 has been wiped out, and they just swing by, just 0:10:23.440 --> 0:10:26.880 like Chris waving to the people in the casino ball. 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:29.560 What if Marshall flies by and a hailbop in his 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:32.520 spaceship and he's just like and it's just decimated. Earth 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:34.840 is just a shell of its former stelf. There's nobody 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:37.719 left alive because we've all destroyed each other. Yeah, and 0:10:37.760 --> 0:10:40.400 Marshall just goes. I can't even say I told you 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:43.960 so because they're gone and we're just cruising around the 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:47.000 sun every twenty five one hundred years. 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:49.400 Yeah, they just lucky bastard just came back. 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:51.640 See if they get their balls back? 0:10:51.800 --> 0:10:53.080 Yeah, but nope. 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:54.960 Do you know what he said to is right before 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:57.440 they did it, No off, he said, we're going. We 0:10:57.520 --> 0:10:59.320 don't need boss. 0:10:58.960 --> 0:11:04.080 He did Wow or Nikes? Yeah, they all were. Yeah, 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:06.840 it wasn't didn't they leave? Yeah, they went their nikes. 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:10.280 I think they were Nikes. Yeah. That was a weird time. 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:12.480 That's when colts were at their peak. In the nineties 0:11:12.480 --> 0:11:14.480 were the best for the cults. 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:18.800 Yeah, just the best cults are scary. 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:21.880 Pop culture peaked in the nineties. Serial killers peaked in 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:25.960 the nineties. Cults peaked in the nineties trials and murders. 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:30.160 Yeap peaked music was the best. The nineties were the 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:33.480 best decade of all time. Yeah, man, we're all it's 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:36.280 been downhill for the last thirty years at that Parker. 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:38.559 Yeah, I only got about eight months. 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:44.160 A baby boom. His kid. I guarantee you his parents 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:47.600 created him. While listening to three Dollars Bill, y'all right 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:49.160 almost assuredly. 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:52.960 Yeah, very good chance, very good chance, very very good chance. 0:11:53.000 --> 0:11:57.400 Sure your dad loves the song counterfeit, Yeah he does. 0:11:57.640 --> 0:11:59.319 I'll ask him talks dad. 0:11:59.400 --> 0:12:02.000 Yeah, my dad, and my dad likes to counterfeit all 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:02.600 kinds of things. 0:12:02.720 --> 0:12:06.840 Oh, I wouldn't say that on the air. Why not? 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:08.880 Yeah, what's what's from? 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:10.600 What's his favorite thing to counterfeit? 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:11.480 Money? Yeah? 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:13.520 Money, like the Fortelli's Yeah, fair enough. 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:16.480 Yeah, all right, we'll do headlines when we come back. 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:18.439 If you're two name because you're like, well, what happened 0:12:18.480 --> 0:12:18.920 in sports? 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:19.120 Well? 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:23.640 The Vegas Golden Knights swept the Colorado Avalanche the thunder 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:26.199 one game five of the Western Conference Finals. They leave 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:29.200 the Spurs three games to two, no wrongs sound. The 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:31.480 Twins won again. They won five to three over the 0:12:31.520 --> 0:12:34.240 White Sox and eleven innings. And that's essentially you're all 0:12:34.240 --> 0:12:36.160 cut up. More of the Power Trip Morning Show after 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:41.040 this on the fan. 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Hello, oh 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:20.280 hey Pewing the other one, but who knows, you know, I'll. 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:22.800 Tell you what's definitely gonna be there. Amazing hot blots, 0:13:25.720 --> 0:13:26.200 so good. 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:26.920 I got him. 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:31.439 I love that, got him? Yeah, I like dumb things. 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:39.440 Parker. You should come on down, brothers. 0:13:39.600 --> 0:13:43.720 Yeah yeah, Holster, I'll follow you anywhere. Okay, hang on, 0:13:43.800 --> 0:13:46.800 hang on, hayy is this arible? I saw you comment 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:50.360 on it. Speaking of the Halkster. This is a slight transition. 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:53.920 You reacted to that Dan Soder video. 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:55.320 Oh my god, is that funny? 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:55.839 So good? 0:13:56.200 --> 0:14:00.400 Did you see what Sauce posting? No, so he does 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:04.640 an unbelievably good macho man impression. Right, it's like spot on. 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:09.160 It's spot on. You think it's him, So what a 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:14.160 great bit. What he did is he read Charles Manson quotes, 0:14:14.320 --> 0:14:17.600 but as the macho man Randy Savage, and his point 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:20.600 is you can't tell the difference. No, it sounds like 0:14:20.680 --> 0:14:24.440 something macho man would say before or after a fight, Zach. 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:26.600 Can you see in the next couple of minutes can 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:29.160 you see if they're swearing, Zach, because if not, we have. 0:14:29.080 --> 0:14:29.520 To run this. 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:31.160 It's so freaking good. 0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:33.600 And it's Will Sasso, who does a really good macho 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:35.600 man and a really good Hulkster. 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:39.640 So they're doing dueling macho man's with the actual Charles 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:44.760 Manson quotes. It's a hundreds, Jory. It's so good. Where 0:14:44.760 --> 0:14:47.240 did you post this, sus Well post on Instagram? But 0:14:47.360 --> 0:14:50.720 Dan Soder it's on instag Yeah, yeah, it's you can go. 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:54.000 You can find it on YouTube. Just listen to the 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:56.280 first sixty seconds. I see if he swears, I don't 0:14:56.280 --> 0:14:58.200 think that he does, but just just check to make 0:14:58.200 --> 0:15:00.920 sure that he does or does not. And we got 0:15:01.040 --> 0:15:03.160 to run this because Chris is gonna laugh his balls off. 0:15:03.160 --> 0:15:05.760 It's it's frugin let's just stop with it might be 0:15:05.800 --> 0:15:07.960 the best macho man impression that exists, so we can 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:11.280 just stop and start and stop right there. It's so good. 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:13.800 And then when he had the idea to just go 0:15:13.960 --> 0:15:16.520 chuck chuck murder on it and say this is the 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:18.320 same thing that macho man would have said, it's just 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:21.520 a genius little observation and it sounds so freaking perfect. 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:26.920 Yeah, he's so funny. You saw him do stand up, right, Tacho? Yes, Yeah, 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:28.000 he's hilarious. 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:29.680 Yeah, and a good actor too. He was in the 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:34.040 show Billions. He's very funny and that too, all right, Zacho. 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:37.920 I mean I can't as I'm trying to find it. 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:40.680 It's not like it's sure there's a million videos of 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:41.680 him doing the macho man. 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:44.480 Fair that's also true. Hang on, yeah, forward it to. 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:50.280 Him, and can somebody text Brian Oak before we run 0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:52.280 this bit and just say we're gonna do Charles Manson 0:15:52.320 --> 0:15:55.160 clothes because Oak loves when we talk about Chuck Murder. 0:15:55.240 --> 0:15:56.160 He does, he loves it. 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:57.800 Shout out to Brian Oak. 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:01.600 But we are about to talk to Charles Manson, so he's. 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:02.240 Not going to be thrilled. 0:16:02.520 --> 0:16:04.400 Maybe we will, but I. 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:09.440 Hit the button already. Now it's time for brought you 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:12.640 by our friends. All around, Thanks, all around, all around. 0:16:15.240 --> 0:16:15.640 You have done. 0:16:15.720 --> 0:16:16.200 We are right. 0:16:17.520 --> 0:16:21.160 Maybe you've seen this online. There are schools that are 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:27.560 getting criticized for having a rain or shine policy when 0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:29.800 it comes to graduation. And there's been a couple of 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:36.040 graduations that are getting absolutely downpoor and like dealing with it. 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:38.320 And these kids are going up and walking and getting 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:41.400 their diplomas and they're just drenched, and it's and the 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:43.880 parents are pissed, like this is our kids moments and 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:47.160 we get that you had it outdoors, but now we're 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:49.080 doing rain or shine? What are we doing here? 0:16:49.280 --> 0:16:49.520 Really? 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:59.080 This is their moment again? I'm what does that sound? 0:16:59.640 --> 0:17:03.280 You find it? Sauce? I sent it to Zach found. 0:17:03.600 --> 0:17:06.359 What percent of high school kids actually care to do 0:17:06.600 --> 0:17:07.240 their graduation? 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:08.160 It's a good question. 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:10.480 I think most you think so, Yeah, I think it's most. 0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:12.520 It's just so long, but. 0:17:14.800 --> 0:17:15.439 Yeah, I get it. 0:17:16.240 --> 0:17:19.120 I'd rather just bet. 0:17:21.160 --> 0:17:23.880 I get it. Though it's a it's a big monument 0:17:24.880 --> 0:17:29.000 at the end of your childhood, right, essentially bounded, Zach. 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:31.880 I think it's clean. I've listened to the whole time. 0:17:32.200 --> 0:17:33.600 But who cares go for it? 0:17:34.880 --> 0:17:38.280 So I tell you my favorite thing to do is 0:17:38.320 --> 0:17:40.520 macho man. And you'll love this. As the impression Charles 0:17:40.600 --> 0:17:46.679 Manson quotes I'm telling you right now read exactly like 0:17:46.800 --> 0:17:50.800 macho man, where he goes, yeah, look at me, Yeah, 0:17:50.920 --> 0:17:55.440 look at me, and you see a fool, look up 0:17:55.440 --> 0:17:59.040 at me and you see it. God, Yeah, look straight 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:02.359 at me, you see yourself. 0:18:02.920 --> 0:18:05.680 Yeah, I'll pull you something right now. 0:18:05.760 --> 0:18:06.720 Yeah. 0:18:06.840 --> 0:18:13.560 These children, yeah, they come at you with names. Yeah 0:18:13.600 --> 0:18:20.200 they they are your children. Yeah, you the mill, the moon, 0:18:21.800 --> 0:18:27.320 just trying to help them stand up? How this all originated? 0:18:27.520 --> 0:18:30.480 Was I used to do Charles Manson quotes as Dave 0:18:30.560 --> 0:18:31.920 Chappelle smoking a cigarette? 0:18:31.960 --> 0:18:34.679 Please give those now. You gotta understand. 0:18:34.760 --> 0:18:39.159 The animals shouldn't be hunted and nature shouldn't be disturbed, 0:18:39.480 --> 0:18:42.880 even destroyed, to benefit the whims of mankind. 0:18:46.520 --> 0:18:54.320 I'll tell him. And holding this that's good. His bo 0:18:54.440 --> 0:18:57.760 man is so good. Shout out to Dan so yeah, 0:18:57.800 --> 0:19:01.960 he's so good. Yeah, oh man, this is so fitting. 0:19:02.000 --> 0:19:03.520 I hope you guys didn't see this, but it's in 0:19:03.560 --> 0:19:08.600 the preps that maybe you did. What is the fastest 0:19:08.640 --> 0:19:12.879 growing city in America according to the latest data. 0:19:13.119 --> 0:19:15.040 Austin, Austin, Texas. 0:19:15.040 --> 0:19:17.280 Good guess. Yeah, that's a good guess. It was the 0:19:17.320 --> 0:19:20.160 fastest growing city in America. 0:19:20.359 --> 0:19:23.320 Man, I this maybe down Las Vegas. 0:19:24.600 --> 0:19:27.040 Not a bad guess. Salt Lake. 0:19:27.520 --> 0:19:32.360 Nope, somewhere in South Carolina. 0:19:30.720 --> 0:19:36.720 So you must be close because he made the noise. 0:19:37.840 --> 0:19:48.560 North Carolina, Raleigh, North Carolina. Oh close to Raleigh, Charlotte, Charlotte, 0:19:48.800 --> 0:19:52.560 North Carolina. You guys were just there. Yeah. 0:19:52.600 --> 0:19:57.920 A report from Axio says that Charlotte just keeps continuing 0:19:57.960 --> 0:20:02.560 to grow U that they basically are like, look, we're full, 0:20:02.600 --> 0:20:04.919 We're running out of space here. We're growing so fast. 0:20:05.400 --> 0:20:08.320 Charlotte added well over twenty thousand people between twenty twenty 0:20:08.320 --> 0:20:12.679 four and twenty twenty five. That sounds like a small number, 0:20:12.680 --> 0:20:14.679 but it's not. That's a lot of people in a 0:20:14.720 --> 0:20:20.159 one year stretch. So overall, Charlotte's boom has the population 0:20:20.240 --> 0:20:22.719 now at just under a million, keeping it as the 0:20:22.840 --> 0:20:27.760 fourteenth largest city Now again that's tricky because like metro 0:20:27.880 --> 0:20:32.720 areas count right, like like I don't know where Minneapolis ranks, 0:20:32.720 --> 0:20:34.640 but if you count the entire twin cities as one 0:20:34.800 --> 0:20:36.520 large market, then it's different, right. 0:20:36.480 --> 0:20:38.399 So fifteen maybe sixteen now. 0:20:38.640 --> 0:20:40.800 As a market, right right. So this is a little 0:20:40.800 --> 0:20:44.520 misleading because this is the actual population of the city 0:20:44.600 --> 0:20:47.720 of Charlotte, right, not the greater Charlotte area. So they 0:20:47.720 --> 0:20:51.679 are the fourteenth largest city, about twenty five thousand people, 0:20:51.720 --> 0:20:56.200 shy of San Jose, which is thirteenth. Wow. A major 0:20:56.280 --> 0:20:59.560 driver in Charlotte's growth has been affordability compared to other 0:20:59.640 --> 0:21:04.760