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Speaker 1: Good morning? How's everybody? You know?
Speaker 4: It's pretty good up in this joint.
Speaker 1: Drive was a little a.
Speaker 5: Little on the sketchy side, especially down to the badge.
Speaker 1: Yeah you guys get hit harder in the South. You're no.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well over rough flick. Yeah. That was a lot
Speaker 5: of fun. And then I got I got blower shamed.
Speaker 5: Whoa yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: That oh because.
Speaker 5: Neighbor of mine just had a flex and he's like, hey,
Speaker 5: sends me a text, you need a heavier duty, Uh snowblour,
Speaker 5: I can help you out. I'm fine. Then the plow
Speaker 5: goes by the went yesterday, I know, that's exactly brilliant.
Speaker 4: Here comes the plow wives.
Speaker 1: The name again is mister plow.
Speaker 6: I know they don't have a choice, but isn't it
Speaker 6: the worst When you do snowplower shovel and your your
Speaker 6: driveway looks great, the sidewalks look looks great, and then
Speaker 6: they basically make the wall from Game of Thrones at
Speaker 6: the end of your driveway.
Speaker 1: What am I supposed to do with this?
Speaker 5: I've actually had a plow guy like stop first, rolls
Speaker 5: window down. Hey the radio guy yeah, sure, he goes,
Speaker 5: all right, cool, love the show.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm like, what are you saying? Sorry?
Speaker 5: Oh, because I'm gonna plow up down street now. I'm gonna, yeah,
Speaker 5: mess up the oud of your driveway. I'm like, can't
Speaker 5: you just push it? Push it somewhere else?
Speaker 6: And when they push it, when they push it and
Speaker 6: make that wall, it's so compact and condensed and it's
Speaker 6: like the thicker stuff. So then when you go with
Speaker 6: your snow blower, it's like chipping at a rock. So
Speaker 6: you have to shovel it. It is literally takes you
Speaker 6: six hours and it throws your back out. Boulder wall
Speaker 6: for exactly a boulder wall.
Speaker 1: Some heavy ass snow this weekend. H not good?
Speaker 6: Yep not a great time to have an electric snowblower
Speaker 6: as opposed to a gas powered one.
Speaker 1: I have a gas one. I don't you have an
Speaker 1: electric one? Yeah? It was not great. Yeah that doesn't. No,
Speaker 1: I just use an old shovel. Oh old bottom like
Speaker 1: a month ago?
Speaker 4: Is this you mean for dinner.
Speaker 1: Among people anymore?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 7: No, snow It sucks because every time I go out
Speaker 7: there to shovel, there's always somebody like across the street
Speaker 7: with either like a plow service or a snowblower, and
Speaker 7: I'll just stand at the end of my driveway and
Speaker 7: like look at him, hoping they'd go, hey, I'll just
Speaker 7: do it, you're too fat, and then but they never
Speaker 7: do it.
Speaker 1: It's an old trick.
Speaker 5: Today I should do I was walking up to hockey practice,
Speaker 5: and if I was walking up and I'm going up
Speaker 5: the hill there on Elm, and if I saw a car, yep,
Speaker 5: if I saw a car that I recognized, I would
Speaker 5: on purpose fall down and then they would pull over.
Speaker 1: And like, oh hey, okay, and then they give me
Speaker 1: a ride up to the hockey rink.
Speaker 5: I never actually walked the entire distance, so I did
Speaker 5: it with.
Speaker 1: I did it with a shovel.
Speaker 5: When I first moved into our house, there in the
Speaker 5: badge and big burly man's out there and he's blowing
Speaker 5: his driveway.
Speaker 1: I got just a shovel.
Speaker 5: I waited for him to kind of look my way,
Speaker 5: and I fell on purpose. He came over blew the
Speaker 5: driveway outs, and he was one of my best friends.
Speaker 1: Wow, this is that Bruce. Yeah, Bruce, thank you. You're welcome. Bruce.
Speaker 1: Can I please have your attention?
Speaker 5: No, I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story.
Speaker 6: Kels Is texting me sauce, she is your number. Yeah,
Speaker 6: that's weird, she said, don't worry. They found your spoon, man,
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Speaker 1: Cherries tummy's spoon. All right, Time for the news. Pee
Speaker 1: wee see care kfe in news with Chris Hockey.
Speaker 4: Bhy that's me, thank you.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 4: Gen Z is putting down phones and returning to movie
Speaker 4: theaters looking do the big screen for a break from
Speaker 4: their personal screens. More in the fourteen to twenty nine
Speaker 4: year old demographic in the Twin Cities and nationally are
Speaker 4: heading to the cinema. According to the Minnesota Star Tribune.
Speaker 4: That's good news. Huh yeah, misters, he's got an erection
Speaker 4: and he's not even listening.
Speaker 1: They might be going to movies. I just don't believe
Speaker 1: that they're putting down their phones. That is true.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that is an epidemic in the theater right now,
Speaker 8: is it really?
Speaker 1: Yeah, people just on their phones the entire time. But
Speaker 1: it's awesome.
Speaker 8: I think it's also part of the return of like
Speaker 8: B movies. For a while there, it felt like only
Speaker 8: marveled like the big, you know, Hollywood giant blockbusters, but like,
Speaker 8: we want to go to the We went to the
Speaker 8: movies for decades just seeing other movies too, you know,
Speaker 8: like the eighty for Brady's of the World, in the
Speaker 8: Cocaine Bears of the World, those those B movies.
Speaker 1: People just want to go to the movies in general.
Speaker 1: Loved eighty for Brady.
Speaker 4: I did. I thought it was really good. Yeah did
Speaker 4: you not like it?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we sacked together.
Speaker 4: Remember we saw it over here. I know you said
Speaker 4: you liked it.
Speaker 1: You cried.
Speaker 4: I couldn't help it. I like eighty year old women.
Speaker 4: I thought, I know what that film is about. What
Speaker 4: was it about?
Speaker 1: It really was about eighty year old women? Was it really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That they were all.
Speaker 8: Football fans and once ago see Tom Brady game. It's
Speaker 8: called for Brady For Brady actually was a good movie.
Speaker 4: How'd they look?
Speaker 1: I mean, they honestly were pretty odd? Were they really
Speaker 1: not gonna lie? For eighty or so? I had some
Speaker 1: things on them?
Speaker 4: Hey, I'm speaking of movies. You watched The Askers last night?
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Do you saw all the movies? Right?
Speaker 1: I did? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Except for Train Dreams is the only one. I ended
Speaker 8: up me too not seeing Train Dreams. I still I
Speaker 8: still need to see Train Dreams. But I think it
Speaker 8: went home empty handed last.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought that I was in favor of all
Speaker 4: the awards. Who won? What weren't you?
Speaker 5: For sure?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I thought Jordan's fantastic.
Speaker 1: Obviously that was amazing.
Speaker 8: And the reception that he got in Ryan Cougler got
Speaker 8: was amazing.
Speaker 4: Do you guys? And forgive me? I don't know what
Speaker 4: has he done that I would know besides this.
Speaker 1: Ryan Coogler, Yeah, he's done Creed.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: You did Black Panther, the first two Black Pants? Yeah?
Speaker 8: And he also did uh. His first movie was Fruit
Speaker 8: Veil Station. If you ever saw that movie. That's it's
Speaker 8: very it's a very.
Speaker 6: Dramatic directed Lady Bugs in the nineties soccer movie about
Speaker 6: cross dressing.
Speaker 1: That was you know, it's my favorite Coogler movie.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you got to do those films to be able
Speaker 4: to make the one. Yeah, yeah, has anybody seen Centers
Speaker 4: besides Max.
Speaker 1: And I I've not seen it.
Speaker 4: It is literally unlike anything else I've ever seen.
Speaker 8: It is a holy original and unique concept that could
Speaker 8: have even that could have only came from Ryan Cougler's
Speaker 8: brain and.
Speaker 4: The crazy thing about guys. And I want to run
Speaker 4: for you because I'd like you to see it if
Speaker 4: you ever get a chance. It didn't need the main storyline.
Speaker 4: The rest of the storyline is good enough without it.
Speaker 4: And then that started happening, like.
Speaker 8: What the hell is going on into a completely different
Speaker 8: like you're on board for what it first seems like,
Speaker 8: and it's like, oh, I'm with this. It just as
Speaker 8: a story in itself, and then the twist comes and
Speaker 8: you're like, all right, well, I'm in here for this too.
Speaker 4: It must watch it with your son and you will
Speaker 4: understand why. Yeah, okay, and you will understand why I'm
Speaker 4: telling you that After you see it with him, but
Speaker 4: watch it with him.
Speaker 1: Okay, the end of it sounds good, blew me away.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it was. It was incredible. And it even has
Speaker 8: a little post credits scene. Yeah there as well. That's
Speaker 8: my point, is it.
Speaker 1: Is it gonna be like a heave cry there?
Speaker 4: Oh no, I don't think it's a secret to say
Speaker 4: what it's about, isn't. No, it's a vampire film. Yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: but it's way more than that.
Speaker 1: Oh and yeah.
Speaker 8: I mean if there was an award for best Scene,
Speaker 8: I think the when he when the guy first plays
Speaker 8: the song and Centers.
Speaker 1: Probably would have won that.
Speaker 8: I mean it, and it was like there was Last
Speaker 8: year was a year full of so many good movies,
Speaker 8: but Sinner was Sinners was the main character of last year.
Speaker 1: That was the cinematic event of the year.
Speaker 8: And Ryan Coogler, I mean that's pretty much every every
Speaker 8: time he comes out with the movie that happens. Because
Speaker 8: Black Panther was also like a cultural phenomenon and the
Speaker 8: same with Sinners.
Speaker 1: So I was I was really happy.
Speaker 4: Michael B. Jordan been and allis films pretty much.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think he has been in all his films. Yeah,
Speaker 8: that's like his two roles in that one. Yeah, smoking Stack.
Speaker 4: Yeah, smoking Sack, which is great.
Speaker 1: It's great.
Speaker 8: Yeah, And sometimes that comes across as corny, like when
Speaker 8: Will Smith did it. I know, Robert DeNiro just did
Speaker 8: it recently. It can be corny and it can be weird,
Speaker 8: but smoking Stack felt like genuinely two individual characters that
Speaker 8: were brothers that had similarities but also like their own
Speaker 8: unique personalities.
Speaker 6: It's a lot like Jonathan Brandis in the original Ryan
Speaker 6: Cookler movie. He played both Matthew and Martha on the
Speaker 6: soccer team.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys have impact.
Speaker 6: You guys believe that the smear campaign to take down
Speaker 6: Shallon is a conspiracy theory?
Speaker 1: Do you buy into it? No, that the last couple.
Speaker 6: Of weeks he had a solid chance of being in
Speaker 6: the mix for Best Actor, and then the ballet stuff
Speaker 6: and the opera stuff came out, and everybody has been
Speaker 6: crapping on him for two weeks, and then Marty Supreme
Speaker 6: basically got shut out.
Speaker 4: It kind of did. I don't know when they do
Speaker 4: the voting for that stuff, but I just kind of.
Speaker 1: Somebody was already closed. Opera started.
Speaker 6: Somebody that is anti conspiracy theory said, I forget who
Speaker 6: said that on Twitter.
Speaker 1: The voting was done way before that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it was already closed, and people also already had
Speaker 8: been turning on him before this. People started to turn
Speaker 8: on him kind of him only on the internet, Yeah,
Speaker 8: only on like Twitter and social media.
Speaker 1: A lot of people just felt like he was, I
Speaker 1: guess cocky.
Speaker 8: During his like promotional run for for Marty Supreme and whatnot,
Speaker 8: people are kind of they didn't really like the confidence
Speaker 8: and the braggadociousness because I think I think people are
Speaker 8: just uncomfortable with the fact that he wasn't like being like, yeah,
Speaker 8: you know, I'm so. He was like, no, I want
Speaker 8: to be the best. I want to be one of
Speaker 8: the greatest actors of all time. I want to win
Speaker 8: an Oscar, whereas most people just like, I don't really care.
Speaker 8: I hope everybody has a good time, and he kind
Speaker 8: of more so is like brash and and putting it
Speaker 8: out there. But I think regardless, I mean, it's the
Speaker 8: highest selling a twenty four movie of all time, regardless
Speaker 8: if he wins an award or not. He got people
Speaker 8: to show up to a movie that wasn't Superheroes, that
Speaker 8: wasn't an established ip, that was an independent movie.
Speaker 4: You know one thing we haven't talked about yet, and
Speaker 4: I know I sent everybody because I do that. But
Speaker 4: the center of live I thought was great man, especially
Speaker 4: Harry So Harry South is great, really good. That thing
Speaker 4: with the two girls in the drive, I swear to God,
Speaker 4: that could be Wayne and Garth. I thinks think about
Speaker 4: what they could do with those two. I mean the
Speaker 4: writing on that scene. Did you see it? Have you
Speaker 4: seen his act?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I'm sure you said, because I sent you, Like, yeah,
Speaker 4: when they're If they did, they could do an entire
Speaker 4: film about those.
Speaker 1: Two drive drive drives.
Speaker 4: That was hilarious, man, right, they were Wayne and Garth
Speaker 4: the only females. I love that she's.
Speaker 6: Having a breakout a year or two Jane Wickline and
Speaker 6: the last year or so it's like been okay moments,
Speaker 6: the taller one, the dark Yeah, Veronica Slower Coska is
Speaker 6: the one that's like the one with the braces. Okay, God,
Speaker 6: she's she's having kind of a breakout year. She's awesome
Speaker 6: this year.
Speaker 5: I loved the bit that they had with what's his name,
Speaker 5: the Sebastian Menscalco.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, and now everybody online is trying to get
Speaker 6: Sebastian just to host, because even he joked that he's
Speaker 6: been on SNL twice, but he hasn't been on yet, right, right,
Speaker 6: because Marcelo has played him twice and two home runs.
Speaker 4: I got to grab for the button bar. The guy
Speaker 4: doing on weekend update doing what's his face?
Speaker 1: That was brilliant, brilliant. That's the rule. That's the goal.
Speaker 1: Now what do we do the goal?
Speaker 4: Who was that guy?
Speaker 1: Jeremy Colehayne. He's also a rookie.
Speaker 4: Okay, got it, man, he was great too.
Speaker 7: I love it, man, that's good stuff.
Speaker 4: They've been great lately. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, last two weeks specifically are off the charts.
Speaker 4: Funny Jack Black is this weekend or in.
Speaker 1: A couple of weeks Jack Black and Jack White? Right?
Speaker 1: Oh sweet?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's pretty interesting. Right, So there you go. That's
Speaker 4: I guess I did what news story? There's your news.
Speaker 5: Though.
Speaker 1: It is pretty cool.
Speaker 5: In the last two weeks, there's actually been funny bits
Speaker 5: after they do weekend updates.
Speaker 1: Yes, rarely happened.
Speaker 4: That's a great point because sometimes I don't even make
Speaker 4: it past that, to be honest with you. Yeah, great,
Speaker 4: great stuff. I love those two in the car, and
Speaker 4: you're right, the tall dark he grooves driving. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: can tell she's funny, but she hadn't had a great
Speaker 4: thing yet, you know, except for weekend Update.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and she also she is She's one of those
Speaker 6: comedians that I think is intentionally as awkward and as
Speaker 6: cringe as possible. I think she leans into that, which
Speaker 6: sometimes doesn't work for sketch comedy, right, that's more of
Speaker 6: like funny internet bits.
Speaker 1: But no, she's I think she's funny. She seems very nice.
Speaker 1: Speaking of seems funny, and it's very nice. Paul, Your
Speaker 1: next with sports.
Speaker 7: Maybe the nicest thing you've ever said about it was
Speaker 7: layered in sarcasm.
Speaker 1: What oh, we couldn't hear the sarcasm, say, I couldn't
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Speaker 4: Thank you teachers. I hope, uh hope you're all on
Speaker 4: spring break and go on some more fun.
Speaker 1: I agree, thank you.
Speaker 4: Here's a that's awesome.
Speaker 1: It's time for a fan five on the power trip
Speaker 1: brought you fight. Let us, let us entertain you just
Speaker 1: let us man like the stuff on sandwiches the same.
Speaker 4: Is there another time? I'm unaware of?
Speaker 1: Another kind for time? I don't think you're ever unaware of.
Speaker 1: Did you think he was referencing hockey hair?
Speaker 4: Oh, that's a good idea. Maybe I was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe he was because he has hockey hair.
Speaker 4: He knows he's gotta let us not anymore shaved it off.
Speaker 1: No your hair? Oh boy. The Timberwolves lost one sixteen
Speaker 1: one over the Cares. Don't you understand that.
Speaker 7: The Wolves MAXA had twenty five turnovers, the most so
Speaker 7: far this season.
Speaker 1: Julius said thirty two year wolves.
Speaker 7: Have lost four or five. They will host the Suns tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Here's Finchy talking about the turnover problem.
Speaker 9: A real problem earlier in the season, and they're back again.
Speaker 9: I think some of it. We had probably what half
Speaker 9: a dozen turnovers in the back court. The sloppiness and
Speaker 9: transition breakouts, outlet passes, that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: That's that's one.
Speaker 9: And any time you kind of fight the crowd against
Speaker 9: this team, they're gonna they're gonna.
Speaker 1: Take it from him.
Speaker 9: And there was a several of those two most of
Speaker 9: those happened more early in the game.
Speaker 8: Well o la wan and uh, that's why. And Fincy's
Speaker 8: totally right. I mean, that's just that's kind of The
Speaker 8: talent level is almost equivalent, I would say, between the
Speaker 8: Timberwolves roster and the Thunder roster. Obviously, the Thunder of
Speaker 8: one of the most you know, perfectly constructed rosters in
Speaker 8: the NBA, hence why they're the defending champs. But the
Speaker 8: talent is right there. But it's the little things. The Thunder,
Speaker 8: I think they were in the single digits for turnovers.
Speaker 8: They rarely ever turn over the ball. And the Wolves
Speaker 8: just they were so sloppy yesterday, they were so careless.
Speaker 8: They gave up so many points to the Thunder just
Speaker 8: on the unnecessary turnovers. And Rosie's right to laugh. It
Speaker 8: was it was kind of a joke at the end there.
Speaker 8: You you watched it, Saucy, it was a total collapse
Speaker 8: collapse at the end there. The Wolves were leading most
Speaker 8: of the way. I think they were two it they
Speaker 8: were too. They were leading the season series on the Thunder. Yes,
Speaker 8: it's true, Saucy. They were leading the season series on
Speaker 8: this on the Thunder prior to yesterday's game. And they
Speaker 8: just in general, defense has been their calling card over
Speaker 8: the last couple of years.
Speaker 1: Their defense is lost right now.
Speaker 4: They lose on that trip, they've.
Speaker 1: I mean I think they've lost. They've lost four or
Speaker 1: five four or five five?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because didn't you guys say one day last week
Speaker 4: like this is an important road trip and it's going
Speaker 4: to determine where they went in the playoffs and all
Speaker 4: that jazz. Is that not true?
Speaker 1: I mean, did you say that, Corey?
Speaker 4: I don't know. It rings about four of them.
Speaker 8: They were a third seed like a week ago. Yeah,
Speaker 8: I mean in the Western Conference. That's just how it goes.
Speaker 8: If you can't afford to go on a losing streak
Speaker 8: right now, and now you know they're a game and
Speaker 8: a half, I don't know why you're excited the game
Speaker 8: and a half out of the being in the play
Speaker 8: tournament and they got to figure out what their defensive
Speaker 8: identity is. Julius Randall was on a heater yesterday, so
Speaker 8: that was great. Is his best game in a really
Speaker 8: long time. But they got to find their defensive identity again,
Speaker 8: because that's been their calling card and that's been the
Speaker 8: key to their success over the last couple of seasons.
Speaker 8: And then Nasreed mentioned after the game they got get
Speaker 8: the ball move into a ball movement.
Speaker 1: When the ball gets sticky, that's when the Wolves are
Speaker 1: playing their worst basketball.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and Rudy Gobert was terrible, yesterd Yeah, I agree,
Speaker 7: he was cheap, except Tom would say the same.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Tom hated that game yesterday. Yeah, peewee, zach O. Your
Speaker 7: Wild lost four to two to the Austin Matthew List
Speaker 7: maple Leaves. Was that why he was out? Was he
Speaker 7: pissing blood? The Wild aer winless in their last four
Speaker 7: or five. The Wild battle the black Hawks tomorrow in
Speaker 7: Chicago at six thirty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, very much. A that's hockey type type of weekend.
Speaker 3: They did not play well on Thursday against the Fires.
Speaker 3: They admitted that I don't think I've seen John Hines
Speaker 3: that angry in a while, but far less angry this weekend.
Speaker 3: Had a rough start on Saturday against the Rangers, fought
Speaker 3: their way back just came up short. And then yesterday
Speaker 3: more of the same where they just pepper every through
Speaker 3: everything they could at the at the mainle leafs and
Speaker 3: it just couldn't score. We're not rewarded had a much
Speaker 3: better effort. So the box scorer certainly don't tell the
Speaker 3: full story of the good news is they've won so
Speaker 3: much this year that this isn't obviously a big deal.
Speaker 3: They're they're they're not fighting for a playoff spot. They're
Speaker 3: pretty much cemented in there. I expect them this week
Speaker 3: to get back on track with a home and home
Speaker 3: against the Blackhawks and just continue to get better and
Speaker 3: get ready for for the postseason, because I remember a
Speaker 3: year ago we were just fighting to get in to
Speaker 3: the postseason, and now we're we're setting we can we
Speaker 3: can afford these losses. It's it's a nice luxury to
Speaker 3: have to afford these these losses.
Speaker 1: Good. Yeah, well, said Brad Pitt. Loved it. The Twins
Speaker 1: open their season one one.
Speaker 4: He was surprised. I it's I.
Speaker 1: Happens the same time every year. It was wired you. Alright,
Speaker 1: let's try this again, Rosie. The Twins open their season
Speaker 1: one week from Thursday.
Speaker 4: I don't know they love it.
Speaker 1: I never know, John, I'm sorry.
Speaker 7: One week from Thursday in Baltimore two five. Who's starting
Speaker 7: for Baltimore Hawk?
Speaker 4: Beavis Johnson, Lord Thompson.
Speaker 1: Oh, she makes great music.
Speaker 7: Thanks so yeah, Twins baseball and the baseball season right
Speaker 7: around the corner.
Speaker 4: Sweet, I mean, let's go. That means it's sprang, Spring
Speaker 4: is sprung, and life's begun.
Speaker 6: Spring is here because of the year. You remember you
Speaker 6: like his stuff. I don't know a lot of poetry,
Speaker 6: but I do know. When did you write that?
Speaker 4: I think I was in sixth grade?
Speaker 1: Was that before after the Sewson Blue incident? Oh?
Speaker 4: My god, good question, Halidy in sixth grade?
Speaker 1: Y M, I know, like eleven twelve.
Speaker 6: What are you asking if that incident inspired his poetry?
Speaker 7: I don't know, or his poetry?
Speaker 1: Do the poem for us? If he doesn't know it,
Speaker 1: I haven't heard it.
Speaker 4: Let me just say. Once the skin began to heal
Speaker 4: and I realized it wasn't always going to look like
Speaker 4: fire fire Marshall Bill in my pants, there wasn't much
Speaker 4: you could say to make me sad. I was so pleased.
Speaker 4: We had to write a poem, an original piece of
Speaker 4: poetry and I it was over a weekend and I
Speaker 4: could not wait to get the school on Monday because
Speaker 4: of this little diddy.
Speaker 1: But Jack and Diane, spring is.
Speaker 4: Sprung and life's begun. Spring is here because of the year.
Speaker 4: I promptly got to see minus and I believed I
Speaker 4: had written. I thought I was Chris Shakespeare. I thought
Speaker 4: it was Chris Waldsworth Emerson minus minus.
Speaker 1: And then you went to the cells and blew it yourself.
Speaker 1: Feel better.
Speaker 4: About two years before that when I decided to uh
Speaker 4: manipulate my wife.
Speaker 6: And here with his poem on spring is the fans,
Speaker 6: Paul Jesus Lambert.
Speaker 7: Jes Spring is neat, spring is sweet? Today is not spring,
Speaker 7: dear God, So have a beat.
Speaker 1: See and that's a double entendre. It really is.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a wordsmith, you're a Waldesmond.
Speaker 1: I do it again? What was that? So everybody knows
Speaker 1: it me?
Speaker 7: Yeah, spring is neat, spring is sweet, but springs dot here.
Speaker 1: So have a beat, think about it. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: It's a yes. The it's a myriad.
Speaker 4: He's Walt Whitman rhymes with Witman.
Speaker 1: Whos Walt Whitman, the guy from Breaking.
Speaker 5: Back, that guy.
Speaker 7: The number one seeds in the March Madness Men's Tournament
Speaker 7: are Duke, who's the number one overall seed, Arizona, Michigan
Speaker 7: and Florida.
Speaker 1: Cores versus four is currently going on, and Hawk and I.
Speaker 7: Will take oh if somebody died, Hawk and I will
Speaker 7: take all the number one seeds.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, absolutely, I'll take all that number one seeds.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, I just paid Gorgy two hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: Played well, then we battled back yesterday and the budget.
Speaker 4: Yeah the monster.
Speaker 1: Right, listen, who is the I'm still here? Will you
Speaker 1: be in for the Master's mat? Yeah? Okay? Perfect?
Speaker 6: You know in the tournament, the Core versus four, you
Speaker 6: can pick any four teams you want, including all four
Speaker 6: number one seats if you want one seats.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he gets.
Speaker 1: The uh, who's this?
Speaker 4: Just take the good teams last year? I think every
Speaker 4: year I just take the number one season. I almost
Speaker 4: always win.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think he's won three more than he's lost. I
Speaker 4: heard Patrick Betts and quotes say the numbers this week, oh,
Speaker 4: three or four more than you've then you've you've won
Speaker 4: more than you've lost, but just barely.
Speaker 7: He Corey is twenty four wins and nineteen losses in
Speaker 7: the bets history. Uh the participant with the best record
Speaker 7: is you me sure?
Speaker 1: Oh? Thanks to your guy? Yes, my guy.
Speaker 7: Man, he was cruising along, he was playing boring par
Speaker 7: golf and he just fell apart. Yeah, batch of holes
Speaker 7: in the water killed it. How is that day for
Speaker 7: Kels got him? It was fine after, like I realized
Speaker 7: it was, it was over, and it's fine.
Speaker 1: I've never you know, and I love over. I really do.
Speaker 1: Like he's gonna win a major.
Speaker 5: And I just was cheering against him because I was like,
Speaker 5: I just don't want to pay sauce.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, mall yeah. And then Gorgy that's delightful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, and paying his dad is sort of
Speaker 4: like paying him anyway, because eventually it trickles.
Speaker 1: Down paying my dad. Who said that? So yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 7: The March Madness thing starts tomorrow with two sixteen seeds
Speaker 7: UMBC and Howard going at each other, and then at
Speaker 7: eight fifteen eleven seed Texas and eleven seed NC State.
Speaker 1: Can't wait?
Speaker 4: Yeah, watch man, I love the playing games.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you like the sixteen seeds?
Speaker 4: Real drama? Yeah, core, real drama there, man, basketball man,
Speaker 4: light them up.
Speaker 7: If we had to be correct over under a minute
Speaker 7: and a minute and a half.
Speaker 1: Hawk will watch of the NCAA, turn it under what under?
Speaker 1: Und I go over?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I might walk into a restaurant where it's playing.
Speaker 1: Where you purposely turn it on. Well, what if? What if?
Speaker 6: Like what if we're down to like the final eight
Speaker 6: and he's got multiple teams stole in core versus four
Speaker 6: and then he sees on Twitter that everybody's losing their
Speaker 6: mind because some game super close. I think he would
Speaker 6: flip it on for over a minute and a half
Speaker 6: and hate every second. He likes college basketball way more
Speaker 6: than he likes NBA basketball.
Speaker 1: All your hands up? How much of the golf did
Speaker 1: you watch?
Speaker 4: I forgot about it. I didn't know it was on.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing with with Hawk, there are multiple games
Speaker 3: on CBS in Prime ten. He might be tuning in
Speaker 3: to see Matt Locke or FBI or n cis accidentally
Speaker 3: stumble into the bassa so that or Happy's place. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna take the over, But it's because he's just trying
Speaker 3: to tune into Yeah, George show, Georgie and Mandy's first marriage.
Speaker 3: He loves that show.
Speaker 4: You know, I wouldn't say I love it. I'm coming
Speaker 4: around to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what about happiest place? Certainly not Oh love that
Speaker 1: you don't like That's the only show you don't like it.
Speaker 1: You don't like it Happy.
Speaker 4: It's not about what I thought it was.
Speaker 1: Okay. The Gopher women are a four seed.
Speaker 7: I will host Green Bay on Friday at five pm.
Speaker 7: The Gophers are minus twenty two and a half point favorite.
Speaker 5: Do better?
Speaker 4: Oh Sam, that a great year, Bud?
Speaker 1: What does he care? He is he up to now?
Speaker 4: Zim?
Speaker 7: Isn't he like?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 4: He's criticizing something.
Speaker 7: He's not smiling wherever he's Yeah, isn't he like a
Speaker 7: defensive consultant for I think so?
Speaker 4: San Francisco is the same thing he was in Dallas
Speaker 4: for a bit, right, Yeah, he got tired after San Francis,
Speaker 4: right though.
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: Well, the latest I'm seeing here three weeks ago.
Speaker 3: Per Sores Broncos visited last week with veteran coach Mike Zimmer,
Speaker 3: but he's senior coaching position.
Speaker 1: Him and Bottle Eyes are going to team up. There
Speaker 1: is mutual interest.
Speaker 6: That must be a very warm and locker that must
Speaker 6: be fun to be there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, remember work environment off the animal thing? Oh god, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right him.
Speaker 4: I just can't imagine Zimmer wanted to put up with
Speaker 4: that guy's blank.
Speaker 7: Can I ask you a question, Hanks, Was he ever
Speaker 7: like nice to Absolutely? He was THEO he sang to him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did that. That wasn't the best, But no.
Speaker 4: We did his charity event one time, the CHP did,
Speaker 4: and he couldn't have been nicer to us. He was.
Speaker 4: He was great when he wasn't around football. He was
Speaker 4: just really, really great and we had a really good
Speaker 4: time that night.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I would say the same anytime I ever had any
Speaker 5: interaction with him that was non football.
Speaker 1: He was a funny dude, and.
Speaker 4: He really he loved red Wine.
Speaker 1: And he loved you singing Journey. I'm not sure that's true.
Speaker 6: That's one of the greatest stories of all. You should
Speaker 6: have sang Red red Wine by full Reggae on it,
Speaker 6: So did Irish?
Speaker 1: Was that? Chris is like, I don't want to get canceled.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do Irish. There's the title of.
Speaker 4: I tell him, I'm gonna make it in this world
Speaker 4: by inventing my own format.
Speaker 6: Hey, Snow was Canadian reggae rap. Name another one, take
Speaker 6: that right, one of a kind.
Speaker 1: Snow.
Speaker 4: He's got eleven inches everybody?
Speaker 1: He named his album what is it? Twelve inches of snow?
Speaker 1: It's like what a dumb ass? Ums back then?
Speaker 4: You know what I mean? That's a good bit.
Speaker 1: All right? Did you name your album hawk?
Speaker 4: Two inches of disappointment?
Speaker 6: King's News is next? Isn't the power Ship Morning Show
Speaker 6: on the Fan? All right?
Speaker 4: Welcome back to some forty five. You know we got
Speaker 4: Muslim here and his Whole Life's Football. It's time for
Speaker 4: Viking's News on the Power Trip, presented by that.
Speaker 1: Says series is your whole life football? It seems like
Speaker 1: it at times. What else do you do? Do you
Speaker 1: have other hobbies?
Speaker 6: No, tons of hobbies actually, but golf, golf, golf, garage, beers, beerymore.
Speaker 4: You have to cut down on the hose.
Speaker 6: You play pool, you play darts, can love darts, absolutely
Speaker 6: love the video game.
Speaker 5: And I don't like calling a corner water painting?
Speaker 1: What's that water painting? No water painting. I used to
Speaker 1: actually do quite a bit of painting. You have a
Speaker 1: carved wood, no never, never whittled, no, no.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: Flexing on the haters to do macroma? No macrome. Leave
Speaker 1: your arm out the window just to floss.
Speaker 4: The ice I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 1: Could you please answer Chris's question though? What was the question?
Speaker 1: Do you collect skin?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, no, well my own? You know. Oh that's not
Speaker 1: like a put it in the skin box like a.
Speaker 4: Gold finger, right, yes?
Speaker 6: Hey, if gold member, if a member of the Fans
Speaker 6: staff died today and got Taxi dermid.
Speaker 1: Would you display us in your house? Why?
Speaker 6: No, that's disgusting, Like if Sauce, if that was in
Speaker 6: Sauce's will, Like if he wanted that, he wanted to
Speaker 6: be a full on taxidermied human and he wanted you
Speaker 6: to have him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, show him your face how it would look forever
Speaker 4: in frozen me?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, show us how your face would look frozen forever.
Speaker 4: This is how you want to be seen by the world.
Speaker 1: We have a glass that's big enough for his head.
Speaker 4: Why is your eyes?
Speaker 6: Don't you want people to know this, don't you know?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why are your eyes? You said I died?
Speaker 5: Yeap, okay, I don't want that face that looks like
Speaker 5: it just sells and blued yourself.
Speaker 4: That's the worst taxidermist of all time? Was Helen Keller
Speaker 4: your taxidermist?
Speaker 1: I mean the first one?
Speaker 6: His eyes closed it looks like a sex doll because
Speaker 6: he has his mouth open and his eyes shut.
Speaker 4: I don't think must taxiderm git sauce for a bit.
Speaker 1: When are you going to be gone? Do you have?
Speaker 4: Why do you have big foot in your house?
Speaker 1: You use my body when I'm dead.
Speaker 3: I don't want it. I'm asking hawk do whatever you
Speaker 3: want with it. Man, you're dead.
Speaker 1: Who cares?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: So if you knew when you died that a bunch
Speaker 1: of people would just train you.
Speaker 5: With it.
Speaker 1: I don't get.
Speaker 3: I have no I don't get why people care about
Speaker 3: what happens if they want to get creamy, do whatever
Speaker 3: you want with me and I'm dead.
Speaker 4: What if I use you as a symbol for racism?
Speaker 10: Fine, I don't. I'm dead. I don't care. I'm dead.
Speaker 10: I'm gone. I'm in the I'm fine. I'm in the
Speaker 10: eternal silence of.
Speaker 4: Thanksche mode.
Speaker 6: That's what you think. The rest of us think you're
Speaker 6: the symbol of racism. I don't dead.
Speaker 1: Jeez, you don't care about your parents? Are gonna care
Speaker 1: because we're gonna bring it around in to be dead.
Speaker 1: You guys are gonna be dead. What fifty yes from
Speaker 1: you want to doesn't care?
Speaker 4: Myself.
Speaker 6: You're gonna be on death the White bear Lake Parade.
Speaker 6: You're gonna be the Grand Marshal and the Grand Wizard
Speaker 6: because you don't care.
Speaker 1: You don't, you don't even care. I don't care, you don't.
Speaker 1: I don't care. A wizard of the comment don't get it.
Speaker 8: To hear the face of keep white bear Lake whiteing on.
Speaker 1: So let me see if I have to write, let
Speaker 1: me wear this. You tell me this is right?
Speaker 4: Go ahead, and please make sure you're clear.
Speaker 1: So I am. We're so much, I think I said,
Speaker 1: because you said you don't care. No clear, Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: we can do whatever you want.
Speaker 6: So you are in favor of us doing whatever we want,
Speaker 6: whatever you want. So you are in favor of being
Speaker 6: the symbol of racism after your death.
Speaker 3: I don't I would prefer I'm I really, you don't care.
Speaker 3: This is what you want. I'm going to be dead.
Speaker 3: It doesn't it's irrelevant, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I'm dead. So you're fine with it.
Speaker 6: You're so so we can get out a pressure with that,
Speaker 6: he says Zach Haliberson.
Speaker 1: Okay, you converted me. You converted me, and now I didn't.
Speaker 6: Have anything to do with what kind of conversations do
Speaker 6: you guys have during the break?
Speaker 11: Max was gone for two weeks. I convinced the Max
Speaker 11: while you were on, Yeah happen. You weren't here to
Speaker 11: infect him with your magic.
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 6: Well, anyways, if if Zach's parents are listening and he's
Speaker 6: given us his blessing, that we can do whatever we want.
Speaker 4: He said, I could have his body. He said it.
Speaker 6: Oh man, you are going to be in a lot
Speaker 6: of memes, a lot of memes.
Speaker 4: I've got Viking s News.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The only thing I had is was what we already
Speaker 1: brought up? Is that feeling?
Speaker 6: And c J Ham on Thursday kind of a joint
Speaker 6: retirement press conference.
Speaker 4: Speak the reporters about their careers and their retirement at
Speaker 4: TCO Performance Center and Eagan on Thursday afternoon, the team announced.
Speaker 1: In a lot of ways similar stories. Yeah, but Minnesota's
Speaker 1: gonna love it.
Speaker 4: But as this article points out, Harrison Smith will not
Speaker 4: be there.
Speaker 6: I actually think even if he was retiring, he probably
Speaker 6: wouldn't be there because the story is different.
Speaker 1: I like that Adam, and you could argue each of
Speaker 1: them deserve their own.
Speaker 6: Press comments, but I like that they're doing it together
Speaker 6: because again, same kind of story, right, Minnesotan's undrafted, unlikely
Speaker 6: small colleges. Yeah, small colleges, and they both have long,
Speaker 6: successful careers.
Speaker 1: Was brought in just as an extra body. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what we're gonna do with Zach when he's dead. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They run a lot of routes for us. He's going
Speaker 1: to be an extra body at a lot of parties
Speaker 1: and rallies.
Speaker 4: For the first two weeks. Will be a tight end.
Speaker 4: After that, not so much.
Speaker 1: My birthday parties in particular are going to be great.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's what I meant.
Speaker 6: We're gonna ge pedal the hell out of your mouth
Speaker 6: and not gonna make it look like you're doing hate speech.
Speaker 4: You're gonna be a racist polt.
Speaker 3: Me being the dead body, that's just whatever, or the
Speaker 3: people who are I'm.
Speaker 1: Not going to be.
Speaker 4: The first thing I'm gonna do is remove all your teeth.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be a part of this at all.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to put you.
Speaker 6: In the wrong hands, and they're gonna do with whatever
Speaker 6: they want his hands, that's sure.
Speaker 1: David Duke still alive? Is he dead?
Speaker 4: The clam will have their refuse number one series.
Speaker 1: Number one overall.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but Harrison Smith has not announced his retirement yet. Again,
Speaker 6: we talked about how he's a post June one designation,
Speaker 6: so they're releasing him, but that doesn't mean that there
Speaker 6: isn't a reunion.
Speaker 1: If Harrison wants to keep playing, let's see yep, and.
Speaker 4: Late in the season he could come back if you
Speaker 4: want to do. You doesn't have to do anything. And
Speaker 4: I still an unclear, but I remember I think you
Speaker 4: were here with us sad day Musk when liber was
Speaker 4: telling us that you don't file PaperWorks with the NFL,
Speaker 4: like you don't have to do anything to officially retire.
Speaker 1: You just say, you just say I'm retired, tired, retirement.
Speaker 6: Right, So again Liber's joked he's never filed his papers.
Speaker 1: There's no papers to file.
Speaker 7: So I had no idea that when that was the
Speaker 7: farv bit, Right, well, how does it work with the hall?
Speaker 1: So the Hall of Fame, they just.
Speaker 6: Just five years from the last time you play, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: which again is hilarious because that's like, you know, Dwight
Speaker 6: Howard made it in the NBA Hall of Fame a
Speaker 6: year ago and just announced his retirement like four days ago.
Speaker 6: I'm done, Like you haven't played in four years, we
Speaker 6: knew you were done.
Speaker 1: Just one of those.
Speaker 6: Like again, he had a really bad week on Twitter, right,
Speaker 6: everybody was accusing his acts of weird things and him
Speaker 6: of weird things, and he's.
Speaker 1: Like, hey, I'm done playing ball, or like we're not
Speaker 1: falling for this. Yeah, we're not falling for your distractions. Distraction, Yeah,
Speaker 1: stop with your distracts.
Speaker 5: You know when you mentioned Adam Feeling here last week,
Speaker 5: I think it was or yeah somewhere there. Recently got
Speaker 5: to do like an event with the Minnesota Vikings and
Speaker 5: some fans, and so I was doing the moderation of
Speaker 5: this thing, yes, and but no Feeling. We were talking
Speaker 5: about how he was such a precise route runner, and
Speaker 5: then we also talked about the quarterbacks that he's played for,
Speaker 5: and I thought that that was interesting because that changes
Speaker 5: how you run your route.
Speaker 1: Or like Kirk Cousins was so precise.
Speaker 5: He needed you to be at the depth you were
Speaker 5: supposed to be at and make the turn.
Speaker 1: When you're supposed to do it, and otherwise he wouldn't
Speaker 1: throw you the ball.
Speaker 5: Then he got like Bryce Young, he says that he
Speaker 5: anticipated so much so that like you turn, that ball's there,
Speaker 5: it's on you, so it changes how you run your route.
Speaker 1: And then with.
Speaker 5: Aaron Rodgers, he's like Aaron Rodgers thinks, you know what
Speaker 5: he's thinking, and so sometimes you're like we're not on
Speaker 5: the same page here, and he's like flashing his hands
Speaker 5: over here, like to go like break the route this way,
Speaker 5: that's up up the line. And so he said like
Speaker 5: two games he played with him, He's like, I think
Speaker 5: he threw me one ball, and it's like until I
Speaker 5: got on the page with him, and then you know,
Speaker 5: they had some more success that way. But I thought
Speaker 5: that was like, really really interesting.
Speaker 7: I forgot until you said it that he played for Pittsburgh. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I forgot that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was cool.
Speaker 1: It was uh, thank you for your honesty.
Speaker 4: No, that is interesting because the whole thing about Bryce,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna throw the ball where it's supposed to be.
Speaker 4: If you're not there, you're not going to catch the ball,
Speaker 4: right like you But I mean, I don't know. I
Speaker 4: guess there must be some kind of reading he's doing
Speaker 4: though to before he because there's like four options and
Speaker 4: he's got to choose which and he's gonna throw it to.
Speaker 4: I don't know. That's that's just interesting. Maybe that's why
Speaker 4: he's been, you know, not great.
Speaker 5: Especially also, how how pissed do you get when you
Speaker 5: go there, you have a deep route that you gotta
Speaker 5: go and you're flying and you get open and you
Speaker 5: don't get the ball. I mean that's kind of pissy off.
Speaker 5: You come back to the you know, back to the huddle.
Speaker 5: Do you ever like give it like a look or
Speaker 5: like hey man, he's like no, no.
Speaker 4: He goes.
Speaker 5: He had to understand my back is to what's happening behind,
Speaker 5: so I didn't see him get absolutely clobbered. I'm just
Speaker 5: wide open, and then I'll get oh he goes, I
Speaker 5: get upset. But then you go back, you look at
Speaker 5: the surface on the sideline and then go oh sorry, yeah,
Speaker 5: I won't bring it up again.
Speaker 4: Well you're supposed to anyway, right, I mean we've seen
Speaker 4: wide receivers not do that. But yeah, yep, yeah, that's interesting. Man,
Speaker 4: that's really cool. Ye Does he seem satisfied and happy
Speaker 4: to be done.
Speaker 1: Oh he's in a great spot, good, it seems. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean I've known him for quite a while, but yeah,
Speaker 1: he just wow, he's a great dude.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's awesome. Yeah, So they're gonna be doing some
Speaker 5: more stuff with their Thelon Foundation. They're gonna pick up
Speaker 5: some more stuff there, and.
Speaker 1: He's probably gonna golf a ton.
Speaker 4: I bet he does. I bet he just folds.
Speaker 1: He wants he's gonna get lessons, he said he does.
Speaker 1: I don't think he needs them. He said he does
Speaker 1: because he wants to. He actually wants to take a shot. Really,
Speaker 1: that'd be cool. I would like to.
Speaker 5: That's he wants to get that good and he's already.
Speaker 5: I think he's close to a scratch. Yeah, he's really good, no.
Speaker 4: Kidding, because he does those pro ams and stuff, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: one of those guys we read about the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he never hits any of the patrons.
Speaker 5: So he's pretty good golfer, pretty good, try harder, try
Speaker 5: harder man man, good friend.
Speaker 4: That'd be fun. That'd be a fun story. Have we
Speaker 4: ever had a pro golfer, like a real pro golfer
Speaker 4: who was in a different sport, like like a two
Speaker 4: sport player. I think because that seemed like it would
Speaker 4: be the most likely one.
Speaker 7: Common always brings this argument up because all these guys
Speaker 7: that played Roma think that they can just go to right.
Speaker 7: I think there's one and I think he may have
Speaker 7: played like years and years ago.
Speaker 6: Ernie Els was an Olympic figure skater. Does that count, Yes,
Speaker 6: That's what.
Speaker 7: I'm thinking of. Yeah, anyone else hockey? What what pro
Speaker 7: golfer do you think also played different sports?
Speaker 4: I think Tiger Woods was a world championship lapper.
Speaker 1: Well, this kind of counts.
Speaker 3: Hawk, the Hawk Harrelson, Yeah, the oh yeah.
Speaker 1: The guy that's the voice of Chicago White baseball. You
Speaker 1: can put it on the board.
Speaker 3: Yes, competed in the nineteen seventy two British Open.
Speaker 5: Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: He also played baseball for the Cleveland Indians and Kansas
Speaker 3: City Athletics.
Speaker 4: Wow, there you go.
Speaker 7: I mean you saw the perfect example of how hard
Speaker 7: this is. You saw Scottie Scheffler on Thursday after he
Speaker 7: played terrible stand in the rain for two and a
Speaker 7: half hours and hit ball trying to figure it out correct. Yeah,
Speaker 7: And he's the best golfer in the world, right, So
Speaker 7: it's it's not something you can just do on the weekend.
Speaker 1: Well, he changed equipment too, that was one of the things.
Speaker 1: But man, yeah, he hasn't played good this year.
Speaker 6: I think Craig Stadler got third ones in Nathan's hot
Speaker 6: dog eating contest, remember the Walrus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so did Hawk's sister. Hey, she won that, she won.
Speaker 1: She just does it for the she doesn't do it
Speaker 1: for the taste.
Speaker 4: I'm just sure to show off.
Speaker 1: How is she? Huk, She's good.
Speaker 4: Thank you for asking.
Speaker 7: Then I'm glad her son's got to be what twelve yep? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: How do you know that?
Speaker 1: Because you it was about twelve years ago?
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, I know, But we've not ever figured
Speaker 4: out for sure who the dad was the reason you know,
Speaker 4: the exact date, isn't it the dad, Rosie, We can't
Speaker 4: prove that.
Speaker 1: Try Sauce.
Speaker 6: This feels like this is gonna be one of your stories,
Speaker 6: because this is a story that's not interesting.
Speaker 1: Or or funny or funny.
Speaker 6: Used to say, and I think I've actually said this before,
Speaker 6: but again, the mini golf course that's at the drive
Speaker 6: in and Taylor's Falls, that's connected to that awesome restaurant,
Speaker 6: the driving the old throwback beer float kind of you know,
Speaker 6: garbage food, but it's just awesome. There's a mini golf
Speaker 6: course back there, and my buddies and I used to
Speaker 6: go up there all the time in high school because
Speaker 6: all the.
Speaker 1: Hot waitresses were kids that we went to high school.
Speaker 1: We're talking yep, yeah, but listening to this story.
Speaker 6: But instead of talking to babes, we were mostly boring
Speaker 6: may golf. But we all we all picked golfers to
Speaker 6: like b instead of just writing our name on the
Speaker 6: score card, we all had to pick golfers.
Speaker 1: And I picked Craigs. Of course I was. I was
Speaker 1: the Walrus. Of course you did. What gotta be the
Speaker 1: Walrus because you don't want to be like, man, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm Corey's red hot today. You'd be like the Walrus
Speaker 1: is kicking ass a whole six. That's funnier. So stupid
Speaker 1: kids are dumb or but that's.
Speaker 7: Funny, and it's funny that you picked Craig Stadler have
Speaker 7: a good bit. This also was the middle of the
Speaker 7: nineteen nineties when he was an actual golfer. Right when
Speaker 7: was the last time he golf?
Speaker 1: Gotten all about him? Yes, he's super old, right is he?
Speaker 6: I mean no offense? Is he still with us? He
Speaker 6: was not in good shape thirty years ago? Craig Statler
Speaker 6: didn't he was still with us.
Speaker 1: Hey, he's seventy two. He's still with his son? Did play? Yuh? Yeah? Really,
Speaker 1: I don't think he was very.
Speaker 6: Good, though the Walrus is five ten, two fifties, seventy
Speaker 6: two years old.
Speaker 1: You wish, yeah, I do, I wish I was five ten.
Speaker 6: Stadler's brother, Gary Stadler, is a Billboard charting recording artists.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 1: What song is the.
Speaker 4: They were stat with tea?
Speaker 6: Well, this one's this one was Celtic influenced themes and atmospheres.
Speaker 8: He's a he's a pianist. Here yeap Irish regy.
Speaker 4: How about the Irish dancing bit on sie? That was
Speaker 4: goods funny as hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, SNL is having a good couple of weeks. Just
Speaker 1: keep it going.
Speaker 4: Here's your Craig Stadler. Later the Powers of Morning Show.
Speaker 1: He won the nineteen seventy three US Amateur Good for him.
Speaker 4: What do you do with him?
Speaker 6: Well, he was at usc you know the Walrus cleaned
Speaker 6: up at USCO, cook at chew.
Speaker 1: No, that's not yet the Walrus. What a name cooks Tadler?
Speaker 6: Anyway, more of the powers in the Morning Show, including
Speaker 6: semi breaking even though it's obvious NBA news.
Speaker 1: We'll get to that in a second. Is the power
Speaker 1: to the Morning Show on the fan