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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Joe Show. Left on Red's gonna come

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Speaker 1: up at eight ten. By the way, eight ten, we'll

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Speaker 1: do left on Red on mondays now. And I don't

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Speaker 1: blame a guy by the name of Steve for not

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Speaker 1: calling back a woman by the name of Leo. We're

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Speaker 1: going to get into that at eight ten, like I said,

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Speaker 1: and trust me, you're not gonna miss that. And then

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Speaker 1: tomorrow morning War the Roses will be done at seven thirty.

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Speaker 1: So at this time tomorrow we'll potentially be catching another cheater.

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Speaker 1: What happens if your significant other is turning off the

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Speaker 1: cameras inside your home? Are we about to catch a

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Speaker 1: husband cheating? We're gonna find out at this time tomorrow

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Speaker 1: morning now eight hundred four O nin ninety three ninety three.

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Speaker 1: Anyone returning a Christmas gift this year? Anymore returning a

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Speaker 1: gift that they got this holiday season? The reason why

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Speaker 1: I want to know is an eight hundred four O

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Speaker 1: nine ninety three ninety three. You could text it at

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Speaker 1: ninety seven seven two zero Ashley, thirty seven years old. Yep,

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Speaker 1: your biological father bought you again.

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Speaker 2: Kiny got me a Christmas gift.

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Speaker 1: You've never gotten a Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Gift, no ever in your life, not that I can remember.

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Speaker 1: Clearly, you have not told us what it is. You

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Speaker 1: mentioned it before we left for vacation. The time has

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Speaker 1: finally come. What did you get from your five?

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Speaker 2: Real quick? Though? I've been out of town.

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Speaker 3: He sent this a while ago, so he's been calling me, Hey,

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Speaker 3: did you get it?

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Speaker 2: Did you get it? Finally get home.

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Speaker 3: I get it out the mail, but I didn't open it.

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Speaker 3: I'm obviously taking on my luggage and doing stuff. He

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Speaker 3: calls me like, hey, you've been home for thirty minutes.

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Speaker 3: Did you opening it? You gotta tell me if you

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Speaker 3: like it. I'm like, Dad, give me a second, I'll

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Speaker 3: call your right back. Didn't call him back, call me

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Speaker 3: three times. So I finally open it. You guys, I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna throw it to you so you can see what

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Speaker 3: it is and you can read it.

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Speaker 2: You ready, I want to catch it. You got me

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Speaker 2: a key chain? I was like, are you kidding me?

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Speaker 4: Bro?

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Speaker 2: You would say he literally got me a key chain?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, I know.

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Speaker 3: Mind you, as much as he's been blowing me up,

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Speaker 3: you would have thought like it was. And then on

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Speaker 3: the paper it says like the gift was worth like

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Speaker 3: one hundred dollars, like you know, when you ship something,

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Speaker 3: it told you like if it gets lost with the insurance.

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Speaker 1: Is oh, think you put that in there just so that.

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Speaker 2: This is gonna be great. And then I open it.

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Speaker 2: I called my sister Megan. I was like, are you serious,

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Speaker 2: Like he's been blown.

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Speaker 3: I'm blowing me up to open this gift.

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Speaker 2: And I open it and I was like, oh, I

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Speaker 2: love it. It's the greatest thing ever. He's like, you're

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Speaker 2: gonna put on your keys. I was like, yeah, I'm

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Speaker 2: doing it right now.

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Speaker 1: It is very nice what it says now, with the

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Speaker 1: way that everything's clumped up, I thought it said Tom Brady.

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Speaker 1: Do you think it said tom Brady? At first? Too

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Speaker 1: kind looks like Tom Brady. It says, to my badass daughter,

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Speaker 1: whenever you feel inadequate, unworthy, or unloved, remember whose daughter

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Speaker 1: you are and straighten your crown. I will love you always.

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Speaker 2: Like you say this now, but if I were to remember.

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Speaker 3: Who my guy was before, Milo, yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 2: But I was like, this is quite possibly the worst

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Speaker 2: Christmas gift ever. But I would never tell him that.

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Speaker 1: This year, anyone get any gifts that you don't want,

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Speaker 1: You expecting that. No, I kept saying ear rings, which

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Speaker 1: now I feel bad about.

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Speaker 3: It, and I said, everyone has it, it's in your possession.

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Speaker 1: I don't have a keychain.

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Speaker 2: You do have a keychain. You have a keychain?

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Speaker 1: No, what do you I'll call.

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Speaker 4: My dad and only get me one of these to

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Speaker 4: my to my son from another mother. Yeah, just look like.

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Speaker 3: Just like bro, the way you were blowing me up

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Speaker 3: to open this gift. I thought it was just going

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Speaker 3: to be an envelope of money, something that is just uh,

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Speaker 3: just amazing, And it ended up just being a keychain.

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Speaker 3: And I feel really bad saying that to him, because

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Speaker 3: I'm telling you, he was blowing me up every day,

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Speaker 3: every second.

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Speaker 2: Did you get it? Did you get it? It's supposed

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Speaker 2: to be delivered today, It's in your mailbox? Open it?

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Speaker 2: Did you open it?

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Speaker 1: Would you want to play a game of would you rather?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather get a keychain? Or a vacuum cleaner?

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Speaker 2: A vacuum cleaner? I got a vacuum cleaner for Christmas?

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Speaker 2: The other yes, even from Seawanna. That's what do you want?

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Speaker 2: I love vaciming.

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Speaker 1: Would you rather ke vucuue? Probably a key chain?

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Speaker 3: Really?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Because the vacuum is implying that I gotta start cleaning.

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Speaker 4: I'm with Joe on that ash can't.

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Speaker 3: I don't know it.

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Speaker 4: Must you give me a dice in vacuum sick? But

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Speaker 4: if it's not one of those, I'm not a fan.

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Speaker 1: Would you rather get a key chain or I don't know,

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Speaker 1: it's a bad gift. Thank you.

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Speaker 3: I'm glad that I'm not the only one. I was like,

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Speaker 3: whoa this is? This could have just been like a

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Speaker 3: daughter appreciation gift, you know, like sitting on a random Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: When I was in high school, I dated a girl

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Speaker 1: and I was the first girlfriend I ever had, and

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Speaker 1: I saved up my money and I got her a

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Speaker 1: necklace from Tiffany. Oh wow. Yeah, spent literally all my money.

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Speaker 1: I'll never forget my mom driving me to the mall

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Speaker 1: and her being like this is stupid. I got it,

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Speaker 1: and then we went to our car before school. She

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Speaker 1: came to my car and then she got in. Her

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Speaker 1: name was Caitlin, and she got me a key chain

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Speaker 1: from Lucky Jeans and it's a Lucky you on it,

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Speaker 1: and I handed her. She broke up with me the

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Speaker 1: next day, and I didn't get the next with me.

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Speaker 1: Could it could be what's up pharmacist, Brett, my pharmacist

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Speaker 1: is on the phone.

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Speaker 5: Good morning, Welcome back, guys, Welcome Katie.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know why I said welcome. Hey, uh, Brett,

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Speaker 1: did you get your wife a key chain this year?

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Speaker 5: I did not get her a key chain this year?

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Speaker 1: No? Do you think she had a good Christmas?

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Speaker 5: I believe she did. Yeah, she had a good Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Where'd you get her?

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Speaker 5: Oh? My gosh, I can't think what I got her?

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Speaker 5: Little thing? No, no, no, I got her a bunch

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Speaker 5: of little things. She likes the Lego sets, so I

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Speaker 5: got her one of those, the cars, and I can't

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Speaker 5: think of anything else I got.

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Speaker 1: Is she happy with it?

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Speaker 5: Yes? She likes Legos, she collects them.

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Speaker 1: So would you ever get your wife a vacuum cleaner?

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Speaker 3: By the way, ummm no really.

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Speaker 5: I got her carpet cleaner one time, but it wasn't

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Speaker 5: for her birthday for Christmas? Yeah, she likes cleaning, so

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Speaker 5: I think I use it more than she does.

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Speaker 2: Alyssa love a vacuumator.

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Speaker 1: Bratt, You're the best.

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Speaker 5: Every good day.

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Speaker 1: We'll talk to you later, key chain bro. Best of

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Speaker 1: luck to your dad.

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Speaker 4: I think it's a good gift. Honestly, I really do,

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Speaker 4: because I mean, look, the time to.

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Speaker 2: Give days Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Watch. Can we talk about you next?

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Speaker 4: Do you want to do that next or do you

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Speaker 4: want to wait until the time that we had it

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Speaker 4: scheduled for.

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Speaker 1: Well, let me ask you a question. Yeah, did you

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Speaker 1: get your girlfriend a Christmas gift?

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Speaker 4: Can we talk about it next? I'll explain what happened. Next,

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Speaker 4: I'll give you the whole kitten kaboodle.

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Speaker 1: I'm interested if there was a gift, if you missed it,

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Speaker 1: We've got Katie Summers now on the show, same show.

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Speaker 1: You shouted a person Katie, same show, and we might

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Speaker 1: have our first semi uncomfortable moment for someone in the studio.

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Speaker 1: And thank god it's not apt I, thank god it's

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Speaker 1: not Katie. It's Jet Yeah.