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Speaker 1: What's up everybody. Y'all are just tuning in to Real

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Speaker 1: Laze on Real Radio one O four point one. I'm

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Speaker 1: your host tonight, mister James John and we got a

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Speaker 1: great show for y'all tonight. We are your night cap

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Speaker 1: of comedy. I am joining virtual studio with a really

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Speaker 1: good friend of mine, my brother in crime. That's right,

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Speaker 1: mister Kin Miller aka the godfather of Orlando Comedy a

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Speaker 1: k A U n C. Beat Duke. Don't you ever

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Speaker 1: forget about that?

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Speaker 2: Bro?

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Speaker 1: I ain't. I didn't start talking about it, and it

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Speaker 1: was on Saturday.

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Speaker 3: I would have got my lunch today, right.

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Speaker 1: It's a Spanish place downtown called Latin Square, and you

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Speaker 1: got some of the best bake baked chicken black beans

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Speaker 1: and let me get the let me get the quarter

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Speaker 1: of chicken, black beans, white rice.

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Speaker 3: Carolina beat Duke.

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Speaker 1: She's like what well, she said, Catalina, she said, kay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was like girl Carolina to be doing what side shirt?

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Speaker 1: You're gonna get your Carolina shirt? And then his head

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Speaker 1: shout out the bad buddy and you left. Hey, first off,

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Speaker 1: I love Spanish food. Now I know y'all look at

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Speaker 1: me like James, you love all food. Bro, I love

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Speaker 1: some damn Spanish food. I know so many Spanish people.

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Speaker 1: They be bringing me some good damn food. I love you,

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Speaker 1: we love it. I always said, man, come on, it's

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Speaker 1: pork we love.

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Speaker 3: Somebody gave me the recipe.

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Speaker 1: I said, I want a good p Neill recipe because

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Speaker 1: I love it, Bro. And that rice with the peas

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Speaker 1: in it, the pizza o Lord, because Lord, it's funny

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Speaker 1: how similar Spanish food is to soul food. It's rice,

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Speaker 1: it's chicken, it's pork, it's everything that we eat, and

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Speaker 1: damn it'd be good.

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Speaker 3: It'd be so good.

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Speaker 1: Does a key grocery store here in a Papka and

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Speaker 1: they got a whole buffet thing going on in there,

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Speaker 1: Man and Neil, that rice and Pete and them black beans. Oh, Bro,

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Speaker 1: the only thing that got me, Bro, what's up? They'll

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Speaker 1: put they put everything together. So they put the salad

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Speaker 1: with the I mean, ain't got I want to Jack,

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Speaker 1: don't put no damn salad or no hot bean. Hey,

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Speaker 1: the salad being eighty five degrees.

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Speaker 3: Man, I was like, you keep the salad. She's like salad.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, no, I want no damn salad.

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Speaker 1: Man. I'm picking the lands out the beans. Jes like,

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Speaker 1: who taught you that? But I'm glad you peep game

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Speaker 1: because you go to a Spanish grocery store and you

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Speaker 1: order fight off with the food you will eat for

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Speaker 1: two weeks. Bro, they crack, they're so for the same.

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Speaker 1: If you know, if y'all know, I love Miss Kims.

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Speaker 1: If you're going to Miss Kims, let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: You get a meal now, I'm gonna tell you this,

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Speaker 1: the chicken meal about eighteen nineteen dollars. It's worth that

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Speaker 1: you said you get in six pieces of chicken. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, rice and gravy and two sides. Now, people

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Speaker 1: don't understand what you just said when you said rice

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Speaker 1: and gravy. My white listeners, listen to me. I know

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Speaker 1: y'all never had rice with gravy, But they take the

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Speaker 1: drippings from meat and they make gravy with it. That

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Speaker 1: over and the rest and gravies ain't a side. It

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Speaker 1: comes with the meal. It comes with the If you

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Speaker 1: go to a soul food place and they charge you

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Speaker 1: for rice and gravy, day something wrong? Who plays you

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Speaker 1: get a meat, rice and gravy's? Hey, what's your two sides?

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Speaker 1: That's so funny and you get corn bread. And I

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Speaker 1: love taking my wife with her black ass to a

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Speaker 1: sober restaurant cause Michelle eat like us, like Michelle, like, hey,

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Speaker 1: what you want for a side? You want? Like? What

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Speaker 1: you want like corn? Corn? If you don't give me

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Speaker 1: kind of greens if you don't, Yeah, because you know

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Speaker 1: my wife.

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Speaker 3: I don't eat collar greens.

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Speaker 1: Michelle love cotton. And we'll ask you where the hot

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Speaker 1: sauce at when when you serve it? Yeah, my wife

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Speaker 1: love can I go. Shawn's order is always baked chicken,

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Speaker 1: the rice now, now minu. She don't eat pork, but

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Speaker 1: she likes the pork chopped gravy, come on, man, and

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Speaker 1: then she'll do corn and yams. Bro I love yam. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she loved kenyams and I hate candy yam for real. Here,

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Speaker 1: I don't like keny canny yams and sweet potatoes because

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Speaker 1: I grew up on it. And that's all my mama,

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Speaker 1: that's all you ate. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Potato pie like I like ms Kim's. I love her cabbage,

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Speaker 1: but she's the only cabbage I eat because my mama

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Speaker 1: used to make you gotta think now, because growing up

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Speaker 1: the way we grew up, cabbage ahead of cabbages was

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Speaker 1: like fifty cent, correct, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: And if you went and.

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Speaker 1: Bought it fresh from somebody, because it was always some

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Speaker 1: black man riding around the hood in the.

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Speaker 3: Truck sending them. Yeah, sell them food, collar greens, cab bitch.

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Speaker 3: All that was cheap.

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Speaker 1: Man. A bag of pinto beans was nineteen twenty six.

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Speaker 1: So we ate pinto beans and rice all the time,

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Speaker 1: all the time. Yes, you did. But I ate like

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Speaker 1: you ate pancakes, Like.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let me tell you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. When you say the word pancakes, be almost cried pancakes.

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Speaker 1: People don't notice in the South because it's another Southern thing.

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Speaker 1: You eat a lot of pancakes because they make it

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Speaker 1: from scratching. It's cheap. We ate a lot of pancakes

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Speaker 1: growing up. You can't even stand it no more. You

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Speaker 1: know something I want to eat, man, I have had

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Speaker 1: a liver pudding, so that ain't for me. I want

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Speaker 1: to try. I haven't had it since I was a kid.

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Speaker 1: I want to get it again, and I haven't had

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Speaker 1: it to white. But Mama used to make these liver

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Speaker 1: pudding sandwiches, eggs, liver pudding in toasts, and the toast

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Speaker 1: had the butter you with toast. So but you know

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Speaker 1: something I had the other a couple of weeks ago,

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Speaker 1: the hot red hot links, hot links mustard with mustard.

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Speaker 1: They don't even know a can. Oh light bread? Oh

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Speaker 1: light bread? Hey, by the way, don't even know what

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Speaker 1: light bread it is.

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Speaker 3: We made that up, Mama.

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Speaker 1: They're just give me some light bread. What the hell

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Speaker 1: light bread? You know, the light bread. I don't even

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Speaker 1: think they sell light bread no more that I don't

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Speaker 1: think they. As a kid, when we were kids out

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Speaker 1: they had light bread bread correct, correct man, and we

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Speaker 1: called it all bread was like light bread, man. You

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Speaker 1: put that hot real hot link, the bread start getting

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Speaker 1: red with some mustard, the bread turnment and you in

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Speaker 1: a snap, bro, that damn light bread would take on

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Speaker 1: the form of that hot link when it got hot,

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Speaker 1: and it would just bro the perfect yellow biggas is

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Speaker 1: in it. If you murdered somebody and dropped the hot link,

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Speaker 1: they're gonna get called frits like yo.

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Speaker 3: That was Kenneth Millersey.

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Speaker 1: At eight o'clock. Bro Hot one of those things we

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Speaker 1: grew up with, bro and it was so good. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you a fry Balogney sandwich backing man.

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Speaker 3: It looked like made it look like pac Man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, why why what's up?

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Speaker 3: Would do?

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Speaker 1: Why do Blooney always pop up with the b bl though?

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Speaker 1: Because because the hot pressure, the hot steam would get

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Speaker 1: under it like a balloon and pop it up, man,

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Speaker 1: Because yeah, that's why. Come on, man, James the signs guy,

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Speaker 1: come on man? That thing? Yeah, like that thing looked

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Speaker 1: like CARDI B Like, what's going on? You press it

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Speaker 1: down and it pop up like a stripper. You might do. Hey,

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Speaker 1: mine was tuted and booted, bro.

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Speaker 3: And then we would eat.

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Speaker 1: We would take the little eat the eat the whatever.

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Speaker 1: It was extra man, bro go damn that that was

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Speaker 1: good A baloney sandwich back of the day, Bro, don't

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Speaker 1: eat that. I won't eat bloonea not anymore, not anymore. Look,

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Speaker 1: but I can't find it. I found it on Facebook

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Speaker 1: and I can't find it. Somebody made a waggoo bloone

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, and they smoked it, Dann. I can't find

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Speaker 1: that video. I've been looking for it everywhere. If you

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Speaker 1: guys listening, it was a waggo uh. He made a

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Speaker 1: wagon below it and they smoked it, and I think

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Speaker 1: it might have been Texas, and man, people were lined

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Speaker 1: up for that. Did he serve it by itself? Slice?

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Speaker 1: It was like, you can do a sandwich. You can

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Speaker 1: just buy it. Bro, that would be a damn good

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Speaker 1: sandwich right there, can That'd be a sandwich. Man.

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Speaker 3: Let me tell you.

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Speaker 1: Wagg The other night, me and my wife was making

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Speaker 1: out and she said that they waggo.

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Speaker 3: Love waggooup.

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 1: He's another thing that we used to eat back in

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Speaker 1: the day. Man, it takes me back. Every hood I

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Speaker 1: knew had a old man with a barrel grill making

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Speaker 1: barbecue barbecue.

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Speaker 3: I'm guess you brought.

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Speaker 1: That up because this is a topic I wanted to

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Speaker 1: talk about with you. Man. Ca Me and James both

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Speaker 1: loved the cook I love cooking. Is I love language?

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Speaker 1: I love cooking. I didn't start smoking meat till I

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Speaker 1: moved here. I had never Florida, but you came from

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Speaker 1: the Carolina. Yeah, but we cooked out. We barbecued, not

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Speaker 1: the smoker. It's a different I didn't know anything about

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Speaker 1: smoking meat until I moved here. Bro, so and so

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Speaker 1: and also, I throw this at you. In North Carolina,

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Speaker 1: we called it a cookout. Correct.

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Speaker 3: Not on the West coast, we called it a barbecue.

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Speaker 1: Correct, correct? I cook out around here. It's a cookout,

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Speaker 1: hey man. My aunt knowing a cookout when I moved

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Speaker 1: to Arizona. Like, Yo, we go to a barbecue. What's

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Speaker 1: a barbecue? Hey man? You mean they go they're grilling.

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Speaker 1: I said, oh, a cookout, a cookout. Yes, they were like,

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Speaker 1: what's that? I said, you're cooking out outside. Yes, that's

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Speaker 1: that's what we called it. Absolutely. It's crazy how I things.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, me and Sean just had that conversation. I'm

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Speaker 1: glad you brought that up. Yes, I didn't know anything

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Speaker 1: about smoking meat or anything until I moved to Florida.

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Speaker 1: I never heard of smoking meat till I moved to Florida.

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Speaker 1: I will tell you I grew up with it. It

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Speaker 1: is a science, like you said, other stuff I was

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Speaker 1: talking about is a science. No, smoking meat is completely

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Speaker 1: different than cooking on an open flank. It's completely different.

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Speaker 1: You better be patient, you better be prepared, and you

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Speaker 1: better know what time you starting, because that's what you

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Speaker 1: don't need to know what time is going to be

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Speaker 1: done one hundred percent. Man.

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Speaker 3: And the patience is what it is.

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Speaker 1: Patience because smoking is slow when you're doing it.

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Speaker 3: When you're cooking.

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Speaker 1: Out a barbecuing, you can get flash sheet bam bab. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Now I got some ninety minute ribs. Yeah, I gotta

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Speaker 1: like I got nine minute ribs. But you doing a pork.

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Speaker 1: But you're doing a brisket.

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Speaker 3: Beats beef gonna take.

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Speaker 1: You're doing four hours on the smoke on the beaten

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Speaker 1: is like chicken chicken the hour. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Hamburgers like doing smoke. Hamburgers an hour, hot dogs fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 1: But let me have something, man, I have mastered that smoker,

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Speaker 1: but I can't do a brisket to save my life.

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Speaker 1: But you told me you've been working on that. What's up?

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Speaker 3: To man smoke everything.

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Speaker 1: Oh woa whoa were talking about this? Whitness happened Jay

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Speaker 1: Jack? Jack moved back? Yeah. Yeah. What happened was when

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Speaker 1: Many live. Man. I'm a same way man, I'm a sucker. Bro.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, and somebody trying to rent this lady's looking

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Speaker 1: So my mortgage was twelve forty. Yeah, my insurance went up.

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Speaker 3: I said, I'm good, Ken.

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Speaker 1: How can you and James I have a four bedroom rebath.

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Speaker 1: You're blessed. I gotta. I got a garage. I got

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Speaker 1: Well think about this. Imagine when you just turned eighteen

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Speaker 3: So I don't brame Zach for moving back in.

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Speaker 1: Work for You're not lying, You are not lying. I

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Speaker 1: I believe in God. I thank God every day. I

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Speaker 3: I had that the guy wanted two hundred forty thousand.

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Speaker 1: God bless you. My house is worth four hundred and

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Speaker 1: ninety thousand dollars now. Yeah, you got a half a

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Speaker 1: million dollar house? Brother? Why less?

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Speaker 3: Bruh.

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Speaker 1: It ain't what you say, can it's not Remember think

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Speaker 3: Five hundred thousand dollars houses.

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Speaker 1: Bro. They in the hood, correct, and it's barely a house. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking like it's two bedrooms, one and a half baths,

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Speaker 3: Your and your rent is four thousand dollars. Stop it.

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Speaker 3: That's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Bro. People been saying, what are y'all talking about? The

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Speaker 1: economy is doing good? No it ain't. It's not no Chipotle.

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Speaker 1: They don't win up. Bro, how do you need Chipotle?

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Speaker 1: No more? Ain't no dollar min you nowhere? Now any

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Speaker 1: Not cheap anymore? Man. You can't anymore. Man, it's crazy.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy. And I don't even blame politicians. It's too

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Speaker 1: who own everything. It's just the greed. The greed they

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Speaker 1: because COVID whopped a lot of people's ass. And I'm like, hey,

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Speaker 1: somebody got paid for this, y'all. Yeah, But I'm happy

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Speaker 1: I got my house when I got it, But I

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and he was like, yo, buy house now.

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Speaker 1: He was smart. My boy bought a five bedroom, three

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars. That boy, that boy rent was six hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: I was in the studio apartment paying six ninety yep, yep.

431
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Speaker 3: But I was like, I want no house. I don't

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Speaker 3: no house. Houses It stupid.

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Speaker 1: Remember when we thought like that when we were young,

434
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Speaker 1: we ain't want no house. And now I'm like, bro,

435
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Speaker 1: we could have bought about street back in the day

436
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Speaker 1: and landlords right now living next door to shack. Yeah yeah,

437
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 1: because we know, we know, we know now if you

438
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Speaker 1: grew up in the hood, nobody owns anything, No, and

439
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Speaker 1: they don't teach you own the ship. No they don't.

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Speaker 3: They don't.

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Speaker 1: So my homeboy, he was white in Korean, they was

442
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Speaker 1: taught ownership from the very beginning. They came over here

443
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Speaker 1: and started open restaurants to leave stuff to they family members. Man,

444
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 1: they did. They had a plan. Now that's what I'm

445
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 1: talking about, y'all trying to get rid of immigrants. Y'all crazy.

446
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Speaker 1: Let me tell y'all something. We ain't even have life insurance. Correct.

447
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:26,920
Speaker 1: Let me tell correct. When I die, my kids and

448
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Speaker 1: my wife, if I die right now on this show,

449
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Speaker 1: my wife and my kids talk about they're good. Amen.

450
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,159
Speaker 1: We was, and we wasn't taught that. Back in the yeld,

451
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Speaker 1: I had to bury and pay for my mama and

452
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Speaker 1: my daddy taught to talk to a hard lesson than that.

453
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Speaker 1: But I didn't have to pay for my son because

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Speaker 1: I got insurance because I understood it. Correct.

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Speaker 3: I'm telling you, man, if y'all listen to this and you.

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Speaker 1: Young, get some insured even if it's burial, because ain't

457
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Speaker 1: nobody got to do a go fund me for you,

458
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Speaker 1: because how normal has that be? Come? By the way,

459
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Speaker 1: every man donna go fund me? Man, my son died,

460
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Speaker 1: I need some money for insurance. Yes, my wife, but

461
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Speaker 1: I say this, DL Hugott does his joke, my wife

462
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Speaker 1: insurance is low, and she's like why, I said, because

463
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Speaker 1: if you die, I ain't got to move. Hey, you

464
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Speaker 1: can say we ain't gotta move you dad? We good.

465
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Speaker 1: I need enough money to put my wife in a

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Speaker 1: coffin and bury her.

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Speaker 3: Bro Ho good.

468
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Speaker 1: Now, if I died, shot to be like, whoa, what

469
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Speaker 1: what am I gonna do? I said, well, look, you

470
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Speaker 1: got a couple of meal coming in. You're gonna be

471
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Speaker 1: all right. You're gonna be fine. This raggedy ass house,

472
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Speaker 1: you're gonna be fine. And James, I need you to

473
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Speaker 1: not clip this under the house. I got like seventeen

474
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Speaker 1: thousand dollars under the house. Hey, cool listening to the comedians.

475
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Speaker 1: I got you bro under my house.

476
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Speaker 3: I got the same thing.

477
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Speaker 1: So when I know if you the bread winner, uh huh,

478
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,239
Speaker 1: you gotta get insurance. Don't even insurance for you. You

479
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 1: ain't working, No, you ain't doing nothing. I got this

480
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:12,120
Speaker 1: since I got this, Hey, when you find my money,

481
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,400
Speaker 1: there's a recipe in there for better. Now, I want

482
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: you to cook him. So if I died, my wife

483
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Speaker 1: and my kids are well taken care of taking girl.

484
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 1: I make sure I had enough insurance that my wife

485
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Speaker 1: getting a good chuck and did everything in the house.

486
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Speaker 1: She got the house, you could sell the house and

487
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Speaker 1: make your money off the house.

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Speaker 3: But also Jozia.

489
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Speaker 1: And I put lately in my assurance, I know my child,

490
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 1: that's your baby. How is she? By the way, Layla

491
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,679
Speaker 1: is fourteen? Lay about to go to high school? Damn

492
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: can where did time go? I know? But dang before

493
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:52,119
Speaker 1: but the baby ate laterly about to go to high school.

494
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,959
Speaker 1: Now before Sean, I had my insurance split with my

495
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Speaker 1: brothers and sisters. So if I passed away, my daughter,

496
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,920
Speaker 1: Kenny and Johzy got the chunk. Lady got some money

497
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 1: and then all my brothers and sisters got some money.

498
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 1: But the kids come first though. But now I'm like, naw,

499
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Speaker 1: cuse y'all. Hey, y'all ain't getting nothing nothing. Y'all y'all

500
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Speaker 1: ain't gonna get Dawn not now.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

502
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Speaker 1: Now that's my favorite thing. But I just because I

503
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: learned that from my wife. My wife is like, yo, white,

504
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,679
Speaker 1: no white people? Is we both black? My wife like

505
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 1: white people leave stuff to their kids. They lead generational wealth.

506
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 1: And if Black people don't do that. We don't. And

507
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 1: so I'm like, cool, if I die, I got a house,

508
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Speaker 1: I got assurance, y'all gonna be set. Correct. I know

509
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 1: my daughter gonna take that money and go to a

510
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 1: K pop concert. That's funny. Hey, she's gonna become a

511
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 1: demon hunter.

512
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Speaker 3: She by to waste all.

513
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Speaker 1: My little bud hey by a fifty thousand dollars with

514
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Speaker 1: Katana sword. Yeah, and she got three of them already.

515
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: That's that already got. You're not much a kanas costs.

516
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna tell you Becauseean found out. She she

517
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 1: in the kitchen like chopping charts.

518
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Speaker 3: With the whole I like, John Wick, what's you doing it?

519
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Speaker 1: Hey't making still y'all won't y'all don't go nowhere. We'll

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Speaker 1: be right back with more hilarity or Real last Real

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Speaker 1: Radio with a four Welcome back everybody. Thank y'all so much,

522
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Speaker 1: all the people that support and listen to Real Laves

523
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 1: on Real Radio one on four point one. We appreciate

524
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 1: you guys coming up to us when you come to

525
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Speaker 1: our comedy shows. We love taking pictures with you and

526
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 1: you guys repeat all the stuff that we say on here,

527
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 1: like Nauan restaurant. What that butt do? Take your ass?

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00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: What that butt do? Is classic? We got to take

529
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 1: an alien shirt with the figure and he said, this is.

530
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 3: How classic it is.

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Speaker 1: One night, I'm at a bar drinking and somebody walk

532
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Speaker 1: up and say, hey boy, what that butt do? I

533
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Speaker 1: say what?

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Speaker 3: We what? What?

535
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Speaker 1: He said? Yo? I love the radio show. I'm like,

536
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 1: oh man, my bad, I whoop your ass. You can't

537
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 1: run a boat drunk kid in time with that. You

538
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 1: got to ease yourself into it. Say take your ass

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Speaker 1: to bed? Did what that butt do?

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00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 3: That's the other one, to take your ass to bed?

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Speaker 1: Bed?

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00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 2: Yo?

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00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 3: Take your ass to bed?

544
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 1: And I know you got me. That means you really

545
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 1: listen because that's the end of the show. At the end. Now,

546
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 1: like we said, we know we got a lot of

547
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 1: white people listening. We love y'all. Take your ass to

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Speaker 1: bed is something that every black parent said to their

549
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 1: children when it's after their bedtime. It's just something that

550
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: we've grew up with. They said that to us growing up.

551
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 1: We said take you. I didn't know where it came from.

552
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 1: One night, I might have said it at the end

553
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 1: of the show. Show and we've just been and that's

554
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 1: thing about comedy. We'll say something that's off out of

555
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 1: key or off pocket or whatever, and we keep going.

556
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 1: We'll just keep going with it, man. And one night

557
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: I might have said, take your ass to bed, cause

558
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: we're the night cap of comedy. And we get done.

559
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 1: It's eleven o'clock. You should be in the bed. Take

560
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 1: your ass to bed, right, But Jay's I got something

561
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 1: for you though. All right, all right, what's your zin? Oh?

562
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: That's easy, that's easy. I'm a geek. You know that.

563
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 1: I'm a geek. I love movies. I love geek culture.

564
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 1: So anime, I like anime. Bro, that's my joint, and

565
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: I love it because I love I love Tina Turner

566
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 1: two anime. Uh, my kids and I love this because

567
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 1: we got the bond over. My kids love anime too.

568
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: So my son will call me up. Hey, dad, you've

569
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 1: seen this episode of this. I'm like, yeah, we'll go

570
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 1: back and forth. Man, that was crazy. Did you see

571
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 1: this part? Yeah? You like? Oh? Man, So that's our

572
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 1: that's kind of our thing. It's my zen. But I'm

573
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 1: gonna take that back. I love anime, but everybody knows

574
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: my happy place is a theme park. Yo. That's my

575
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: happy place. Hey, what's what's what's the join you and

576
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 1: Devin doing so this call it's crazy by the way,

577
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: this dude, Devin, I know, I follow it it now.

578
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Theme Park Comedians is wild because we got

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Speaker 1: a friend named Devin who is one of the nicest people.

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00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 1: It started this show. Devin se Boll that's right, started

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00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 1: this show real last, one of the kindest, most generous

582
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: people I know. And he has social media figured out.

583
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 1: Devin can post anything where he's talking to a toaster.

584
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 1: People like that's hilarious, a million views. We just started

585
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 1: theme parking meetings. When me and Devon go to theme park,

586
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 1: we have a good time. We do a lot of

587
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 1: food tastings because they always have a new product out,

588
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 1: and he'll do mystery bags. He buys from one of

589
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 1: the stores at the theme park and they range from

590
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 1: twenty dollars to five hundred dollars. He'll buy all of

591
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 1: them and just open them up and we'll do reviews. Bro.

592
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 1: This dude did a video of Epcot's parking lot got

593
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 1: two point four million views. Bro. He just know what

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Speaker 1: he's doing. So what we do If y'all guys want

595
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 1: to follow us theme parking meetings. We go to every

596
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Speaker 1: theme park. We review rides, reviewed food, and we tell

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Speaker 1: you like hidden things you might not know exists in

598
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 1: the theme park, give you some tips on how to

599
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Speaker 1: save some money, what to do if you're bringing your

600
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 1: kids out there. We all need to visit and definitely

601
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,720
Speaker 1: where the best places to take pictures. We just have

602
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 1: a good time because me and Devin are definitely theme

603
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Speaker 1: park people. So my happy place is going to Disney. Man,

604
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Speaker 1: I love it. I wrote Everest for the first time

605
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Speaker 1: in Animal King and by the way, y'all you know,

606
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Speaker 1: I just started my whole journey in the ride and

607
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Speaker 1: roller coaster ever rode it ain't doing it. I I

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Speaker 1: just don't, man, I don't know what it's like.

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Speaker 3: I don't even like flying.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like flying. But we have to

611
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Speaker 1: do it. We have to because we're comedians. We gotta

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00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,799
Speaker 1: fly places. Man. I'm gonna tell you my zin. I

613
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Speaker 1: had this conversation with my wife today. Okay, So I

614
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 1: worked down to Orlando where I work as a parking

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Speaker 1: garage and I always go to the top of the

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Speaker 1: garage to call my wife because it's sunny, it's nice

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Speaker 1: and I look down, and I saw my favorite place

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Speaker 1: of all time, Corona Cigar Bar. That's your spot and

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Speaker 1: that is your sin. And I always tell this if

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Speaker 1: you guys in to the show. We have Chris Alexander

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Speaker 1: on all the time. Chris Will comes to the bar

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Speaker 1: stot telling me is his bad stuff? This that happened.

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Speaker 1: I said, hey, hey man, this is my zi. Don't yeah,

624
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Speaker 1: I don't mess up, show ass up.

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Speaker 3: I don't care what happened. My son got shot. I

626
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Speaker 3: don't care.

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Speaker 1: I don't care, don't don't offend my zin. Me had

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Speaker 1: this that god bars are business is zen? My other

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Speaker 1: zin is smoking meat. If I'm doing the smoker, I'm

630
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Speaker 1: just like because when you like, we talked about difference

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Speaker 1: between grilling and smoking meat. Smoking meat's gonna take time.

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Speaker 1: So what you do is you get you a great spot,

633
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Speaker 1: always got your chair next to your smoker. You get

634
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:25,840
Speaker 1: yourself a good drink, a cigar and podcast maybe you

635
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 1: want to listen to. And you just sit your ass down, bro.

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Speaker 1: I have that's my z. My other zin watching Oh,

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Speaker 1: sit consert my wife well, and your favorite sitcom of

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Speaker 1: all time is Martin. Yeah, sit watch Martin, and me

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Speaker 1: and my wife will just be that's yours en, that's

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Speaker 1: my zin. So if you listen and find your zin

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Speaker 1: and don't let anybody interrupt your from you zin. I agree,

642
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 1: I agree. And it's funny because like we had radio

643
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: tonight and I'm at work trying to think about topic

644
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 1: because I know it's gonna.

645
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:03,280
Speaker 3: Just me and me and James.

646
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I would sitting I'm on the roof, and

647
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 1: I looked down at somebody that Corona Cigar brought that

648
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 1: I know, and that person is always there, and that

649
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: person always ruins my zin. That person is there. And

650
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: I told my wife, I said, man, so and so

651
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 1: is there. He always ruined my zin. And she's like,

652
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 1: talk about that on the radio tonight. I don't want

653
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Speaker 1: to hear about it. Oh wow, you not talking to

654
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 1: her as her zin? I said, okay, boo, Okay, I'm

655
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 1: gonna go upstairs. Hey, but can I ask because I

656
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 1: want you to. I know you don't want to say

657
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 1: the person's name. What does that person do to get

658
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:44,840
Speaker 1: rid of your zin? When you have to say, what

659
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 1: do they do? That annoys you? He just talked. That

660
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 1: person talks about the same thing over and over. Okay.

661
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 3: He wanted to him like yeah, this just suck. I

662
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 3: know they suck.

663
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: Bro, all right, we get it. Hey, Hey, hey Chris,

664
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Speaker 1: Chris Calyx, Chris is sit down, man, I was, hey, man, no,

665
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 1: I don't care no game stop news here, buddy.

666
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 3: I don't hear about it.

667
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:11,399
Speaker 1: I don't hear about it. I don't want to hear that. Man.

668
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,400
Speaker 1: I want to ask you something though, real quick. You

669
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 1: were just at the Improper this past weekend. Who'd you

670
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 1: work with Michael Yo? Michael Oh, Michael Yo. That's the

671
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 1: half Asian dude, right, yeah, okay, I'm an Asian. I

672
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 1: used to watch him on e He used to be

673
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 1: on Chelsea Lately a lot back in the day. Man, Bro,

674
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 1: what did he like? Man? Because I never met him

675
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 1: before you. I worked with him in Tampa and I featured,

676
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 1: and so our comedy brother Kermit was featuring. And then

677
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 1: the host. I'm like, I ain't doing nothing this weekend

678
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 1: because I worked with him already. Yeah, and I walked in.

679
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 1: He was like, kid, nice man, I said, what's up? Bro?

680
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 1: We shook hands and then we just talked sports and everything.

681
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 1: But he's such a good dude, man, And and and

682
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 1: if you listen to this, understandings about medians. We just

683
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: like good people, Yes, we do. Like if I work

684
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,840
Speaker 1: with you and then six months later I see you again,

685
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,359
Speaker 1: You'll be like, hey boy, what's up about you? How

686
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 1: your kids doing? How you uh huh? We like And

687
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 1: that could be any other job too. I'm just talking

688
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 1: about comedy, correct, correct, because because comedians work with fifty

689
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 1: sixty seventy thousand different comics all the time.

690
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 3: I meet you and you're like, ah, what's up boy?

691
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 1: You're a good hang. You're positive, you're not being annoying,

692
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: You're cool to hang around.

693
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Speaker 3: Even a regular job.

694
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Speaker 1: If I if I'm at a job and I meet

695
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: you and you knew yeah, and I said, let me

696
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:40,879
Speaker 1: take you to lunch and you a cool lunch hang,

697
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, cool, we can go to lunch. Then yeah,

698
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:47,320
Speaker 1: you don't be doing nothing crazy. You don't be like yeah,

699
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. So like now it was cool.

700
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 1: But comedy is like that. Man, Michael Yo is just

701
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 1: he's dope and just knowledge. I'm just talking to him

702
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:58,720
Speaker 1: in agreement about stand up because I'm.

703
00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 3: Twenty years in.

704
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:03,319
Speaker 1: He's on the thirteen years in, but he's in LA

705
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 1: thirteen years and he got specials and so I'm trying

706
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 1: to talk to him about everything and we just had

707
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 1: a good time. Man. So now it was a great

708
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 1: weekend working with him. I'm glad.

709
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Speaker 3: I see.

710
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 1: That's what I love about working with famous comedians. They

711
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: most comedians I've ever met a cool They just that

712
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:25,880
Speaker 1: cool people. That's super cool people. And some of my

713
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: favorite people I've met through you on this show, Like

714
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 1: I love God Tori. That dude just we we hung

715
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: out with Guy after the show at Corona. Now he

716
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:38,279
Speaker 1: gonna make fun of you.

717
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:39,760
Speaker 3: Oh, you're gonna talk to each.

718
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 1: Other like though, I mean like and Guy got yelled

719
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:47,879
Speaker 1: at us. I'm staying on the whole damn show, all right, Guy, Yeah,

720
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Speaker 1: I don't mean to change the subject because I run

721
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,839
Speaker 1: bus stuff I want to talk about. Go ahead, brother,

722
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 1: go ahead if you're listening right now. Oh what was

723
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Speaker 1: your call out voice after this O? My favorite TikTok

724
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Speaker 1: video is the dude like when you need to help

725
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Speaker 1: your girl call off. She's like, I'm in the hospital

726
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 1: right now, and the dudes at the microwave be bro

727
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Speaker 1: let me so all night, super I'm posting all night

728
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Speaker 1: right Yeah. The turning, the turning point, whatever, got the

729
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Speaker 1: most whatever. My second most thing was what's your call

730
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Speaker 1: out for tomorrow? What's that? Boy? Fuddy? What you got?

731
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Speaker 1: You gotta practice it?

732
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Speaker 3: You got you gotta be.

733
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Speaker 1: Amen, ain't gonna be man man. Funniest part king you

734
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Speaker 1: called in to your job and your boss ain't even there.

735
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Speaker 3: He got out to hey, let me tell you, hey, man, hey,

736
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Speaker 3: don't clip.

737
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Speaker 1: Don't clip this. I won't. I might not even shut

738
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Speaker 1: this video. Shout out to my baby, Oh Julia Bro.

739
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 1: I had a rough night one night because I was

740
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Speaker 1: thinking about my son, right yeah, sound committed suicide. Anybody listening.

741
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:20,799
Speaker 1: I'm drunk. I'm thinking about my son. I pass out,

742
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:24,399
Speaker 1: I wake up. It's six fifty five and I work

743
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:28,319
Speaker 1: at seven. Damn. I called my boss and say, man,

744
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 1: my son dead all night. Oh I'm like, I was

745
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 1: just like thinking the mine out up. I can't make

746
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 1: it today. Click you are my boss.

747
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 3: Take me back. I understand, kid, take your time.

748
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:47,359
Speaker 1: Man.

749
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,280
Speaker 3: I took some ben a dry, went back to sleep.

750
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:53,800
Speaker 1: I was like, man, girl, I'm.

751
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 3: Drunk as hell.

752
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 1: I don't know what I was. Oh my god, bro

753
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 1: Bro and funny you brought that up because I know

754
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,319
Speaker 1: a lot of people call down I tried to watch

755
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 1: the game that was born and telling to me it

756
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 1: was so it's funny because like I would say, people

757
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:13,319
Speaker 1: I work at, but like somebody that works with me,

758
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: he was like, Yo, man, I ain't getting no calls today.

759
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 1: Is it a holiday? I said, yeah, the day after

760
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl with your dumb ass. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, man,

761
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:25,760
Speaker 1: I got no calls today. Nobody bothered me. Nobody messed

762
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 1: with me. And so I don't know if y'all know this.

763
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 1: People have been lobbying but having a day after the

764
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 1: Super Bowl holiday, Bro. I think it's a great idea.

765
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 3: I do too. Make it a federal holiday.

766
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,839
Speaker 1: It's the most why one hundred and seventy million people

767
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 1: watch the Super Bowl? You damn Jay? You know what's

768
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:51,399
Speaker 1: number two? What the AFC playoffs? Rent was number three?

769
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 1: NFC playoffs? Damn. So the top fifteen things are football.

770
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 1: Look at that Google of it, good bro, fifteen things

771
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:05,479
Speaker 1: that people watch this year with football? Bro, you are right.

772
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 1: And I just looked up how many Americans call off

773
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:13,240
Speaker 1: after Super Bowl? What is it? An estimated twenty six

774
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:18,439
Speaker 1: point two million US employees are expected to miss work

775
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:20,879
Speaker 1: on the Monday following the Super Bowl.

776
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 3: That's what I'm talking about.

777
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 1: It for sick Monday. Jane, screenshot that and set it

778
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 1: to me up that before I go to bed. Bro,

779
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 1: that is funny. Bro. Twenty six point two million Americans.

780
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 1: That is crazy. Bro, that's crazy. Holy crap. Can I

781
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 1: can see it? Though? I get it. I get it.

782
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:55,399
Speaker 1: There's so much money invested in actually watching the Super Bowl. Bro.

783
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 1: It's that one night Many're just gonna drink too much

784
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 1: and eat too much and it's gonna be okay, okay,

785
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 1: oh one hundred percent.

786
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 3: I get it.

787
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you overtime right now. We gotta go, y'all.

788
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 1: Can you got any where you're gonna be this weekend

789
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 1: and let the people know?

790
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 3: Oh, Tallahassee.

791
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 1: That's omg is Wicks. There you go.

792
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 3: We got three tickets left. If you single, you.

793
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 1: Ain't got no date, you ain't got nobody, hit me up.

794
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give you the tickets for free.

795
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 1: What Yeah, we want to sell it out so I

796
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 1: can put them three people in the seats. I give

797
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 1: them tickets for free. If you single, I'll pay for

798
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 1: the tickets because if you if we send it out,

799
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 1: I get more money. That's funny, kids, like yo, I'll

800
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:40,240
Speaker 1: pay for these tickets.

801
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:43,879
Speaker 3: I'll pay for them tickets. Radio ass out.

802
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 1: Oh that's funny, hey man, y'all go see Omgs Wicks,

803
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 1: support him, great tour, great comediences, Ken Miller, omg Is Wis,

804
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:56,920
Speaker 1: Mike Hurley, Mike and sometimes Dwayne Williams. Y'all definitely go

805
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,320
Speaker 1: check that out. Man, It's definitely gonna be a damn

806
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 1: good show this week. I'm gonna be in Miami and

807
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 1: I'm going on Friday and Saturday to the comedy end,

808
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: great places. Can't hit him back up, Bro, hit up, Mike, Bro,

809
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 1: I will yeah if you and Miami and one of

810
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 1: the fat clubs. It's one of the best comedy clubs.

811
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:21,399
Speaker 1: And that's like an Asian place outside that dust. Food bro,

812
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 1: Miami got some good food that stay open late. They

813
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 1: got akery broke down the street, say up until three

814
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:33,399
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning. Can Yeah, it's so good. So

815
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 1: if you're in the Miami area, please go see James.

816
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,360
Speaker 1: Get that food. Appreciate that. Miami And is one of

817
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 1: my favorite comedy clubs on the planet, at least in Florida.

818
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 1: In Florida, hey man, y'all check that out. Thank y'all

819
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 1: so much for always supporting us. We love y'all. We

820
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,759
Speaker 1: will see y'all next week. Can't tell them what to do.

821
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Speaker 1: Take your ass the bed. We out to