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Speaker 1: WTV Pittsburgh and iHeartRadio station Guaranteed Human.

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Speaker 2: And I went to lunch with him a couple weeks

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Speaker 2: ago and he ordered a zero point zero at lunch

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Speaker 2: and I was like, O chaos, Is this lunch to

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Speaker 2: tell me you have a disease or something? Yeah, because

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Speaker 2: I've never seen you not drink a beer.

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Speaker 3: And he's like, I'm not drinking so much anymore.

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Speaker 2: She's got me off the sauce, and I'm like, all right,

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Speaker 2: look what a good woman will do for you.

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Speaker 3: Good for you.

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Speaker 2: And his explanation was so damn funny to me. He's like,

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Speaker 2: you know what it is. I just kind of figured,

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Speaker 2: you know. She was telling me, like, you don't have

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Speaker 2: to be loaded all the time. I just keep it

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Speaker 2: till like two or three days a week now where

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Speaker 2: I kind of get hammered. And he goes, I can't

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Speaker 2: believe how much better I feel. It's crazy, And I'm like,

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Speaker 2: so you're saying that you cut back to two or

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Speaker 2: three days a week of getting hammered and by not

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Speaker 2: doing it seven days a week, you feel.

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Speaker 4: Better, do you?

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Speaker 2: That's a big revelation for you.

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Speaker 3: God bless you, sweetie. You're the best. Thank God, for her.

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Speaker 5: You needed someone with boobs to tell you that, yes,

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Speaker 5: that's my point.

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Speaker 3: He did, Brandy Bellman and the DV Morning Shut Up.

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Speaker 2: I think that that is exactly the thing about men

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Speaker 2: and women, that the balance that is necessary. A lot

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Speaker 2: of times it's the woman to just point out the

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Speaker 2: things that are making the guy's life miserable and he

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Speaker 2: doesn't even understand it.

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Speaker 4: I had the reverse happen one time where it now,

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Speaker 4: this was a style situation, and I used to work

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Speaker 4: with a gay guy and we were on a work

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Speaker 4: trip and my wife had been jabbing about getting pants.

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Speaker 3: I was wearing pleated pants.

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Speaker 4: I was twenty two years old and I was wearing

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Speaker 4: pleated pants like I was an old stock trader from

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Speaker 4: the eighties. And she's like, you can't wear pleated pants.

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Speaker 4: I was like, these are fine. My first trip out

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Speaker 4: with a gay guy. He's like, what are you wearing

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Speaker 4: the pleated pants for? And I'm like, I changed everything immediately,

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Speaker 4: So you just need an expert in the field trying

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Speaker 4: to tell you that and then you change every thing.

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Speaker 3: He did you a service. He absolutely did me a service.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, pleated pants, it's a tough one.

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Speaker 3: Well, it wasn't our time when they came back for

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Speaker 3: a second. I don't know. Maybe that coincided with the

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Speaker 3: swing dance movement. I'm not sure. Yeah, believe me, I

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Speaker 3: was not informed of that.

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Speaker 4: I think I was just at Coal's and it was

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Speaker 4: the first closest thing to the aisle, and I just crafted.

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Speaker 2: So that was my fashion. You aren't like I love

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Speaker 2: Brian Setzer. Now I met the mercy of the coles rack.

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Speaker 2: Whatever's there.

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Speaker 4: I love flaming bowling shirts and whipping women under my

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Speaker 4: legs and then back through them.

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Speaker 2: Mister Wednesday, Jeff conk a little late start because you

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Speaker 2: fell victim to the power outage out here, power outage.

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Speaker 4: And just as every time there's a power outage, I

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Speaker 4: just like this announcement. If you are at a stoplight

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Speaker 4: and the stoplight is completely out, that is a four

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Speaker 4: way stop sign. You don't get to go just because

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Speaker 4: you're on the more important road. So just a safety

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Speaker 4: tip for everybody out there. Yeah, four way stop sign.

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Speaker 4: It is crazy how everybody seems to forget that one. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: they're just like, I'm busy, so I'm going and that's

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Speaker 4: a that's a recipe for a t bone.

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Speaker 2: Those were some storms last night, man, I felt like

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Speaker 2: the rain was hitting my house sideways, like the noise

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Speaker 2: of the rain hitting my house was significant.

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Speaker 4: Well how about this and more like so these past

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Speaker 4: couple of windstorms and like power outages and stuff, I

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Speaker 4: finally ponied up and was like, I'm getting like a

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Speaker 4: like a battery system for my house, like a little

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Speaker 4: portable like almost like a almost like a bug out slash,

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Speaker 4: you know, prepper type solar like array. So I got

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Speaker 4: that thing all charged up. And of course nothing has

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Speaker 4: happened in the last like two months. And today when

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Speaker 4: the power went out, I sprang out of bed and

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Speaker 3: To the shed. Yes, I haven't prepared. We can run

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Speaker 3: the refrigerator for three whole days. Oh you know what

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Speaker 4: My son woke up at five point fifty eight and

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Speaker 4: he immediately was bored, and I was like, the survival

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Speaker 4: the TV on and a DVD player going. So that's

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Speaker 4: what we're using that survival battery pack for rights watching

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Speaker 4: Batman the animated series, which is the only DVD pact

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Speaker 3: Have Mark Hamill, and that one is Mark Hampdill.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the joke, uh, you know, so that that is survival,

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Speaker 2: like that's that is going to come back on.

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Speaker 4: But for these three hours, we gotta we just gotta

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Speaker 4: smooth over it.

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Speaker 3: There's gonna be some spackle over this.

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Speaker 2: People on my street don't have cable or internet since Friday.

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Speaker 2: Whoa really tree felt tree fell down and just knocked

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Speaker 2: out everything. But it's like two houses down for me,

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Speaker 2: but everything is Yeah, you're taking refugees. At this point.

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Speaker 2: I did start to offer you know, Wi Fi access

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Speaker 2: for you know, a limited, limited time subscription.

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Speaker 3: It did not go over very well. I'm telling you.

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Speaker 3: It does freak you out.

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Speaker 4: Like when the power goes out for anything longer than

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Speaker 4: four hours, you do start sort of at least I

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Speaker 4: do start fantasizing, not fantasizing, but catastrophizing by like, what

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Speaker 4: if this lasts for five, six, six days. I was like,

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Speaker 4: we'll start eating each other. There's no doubt.

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Speaker 3: It wouldn't take long. No, it wouldn't take long.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 3: I romanticize it immediately.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, we're gonna light some candles, We're gonna play

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Speaker 2: the piano, gonna play the guitar. We've got plenty of

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Speaker 2: things to keep our mind busy. That'll last about twenty

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Speaker 2: minutes before I'm like, somebody has to fix it, dude.

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Speaker 4: Let me also disabuse some people of another notion. Okay,

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Speaker 4: there's a there's a little bit of a zeitgeist going

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Speaker 4: around with men my age that think they can live

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Speaker 4: in the wilderness that survival. You know that they're they're

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Speaker 4: they can kind of they can make that happen if

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Speaker 4: society collapses, I'll just go out to the woods and

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Speaker 4: I'll fish and I'll hunt.

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Speaker 3: I'm watching that alone show. It's the best. Okay.

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Speaker 4: These are the most skilled outdoor like doomsday people on earth.

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Speaker 4: They can't last twenty days without being constipated to death

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Speaker 4: stabbing themselves with an arrow falling through ice. Like what

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Speaker 4: chance do all of us, j crewe banana republic wearing

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Speaker 4: sons of bitches think that we're going to do out there.

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Speaker 3: Rush to society, not away from it. That's my other

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Speaker 3: message today.

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Speaker 2: Well, did you ever hear the story of.

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Speaker 3: Christian Knight?

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Speaker 2: Up in New England and like New Hampshire, he was

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Speaker 2: nineteen eighty six, he was twenty years old. Without telling anybody,

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Speaker 2: he left work and just went for a.

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Speaker 6: Walk the North Pond. Hobo North North Pond exactly. Yeah, wow, Okay.

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Speaker 2: He left work and was never seen again until very recently,

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Speaker 2: so since nineteen eighty six. So for like twenty seven

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Speaker 2: he would steal things from people's cabins to just get by.

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Speaker 2: And he lived in the woods by himself for twenty

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Speaker 2: seven years. Could he speak? Did he go in and

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Speaker 2: did he have podcasts? Like? How did he retain the

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Speaker 2: English language for twenty seven I don't know, free think

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Speaker 2: of this was in Maine. Actually, film magazines also, yes, oh,

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Speaker 3: That arrested him.

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Speaker 6: They said that he knew about the Kardashians him, which

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Speaker 6: is like finding garbage in the Mariana Trench.

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Speaker 2: He never lit a fire all through those years. Whoa

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Speaker 2: he would. He would pace on the coldest nights to

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Speaker 2: stay warm. He used propane stoves which he stole from

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Speaker 3: He cook and melt snow. Where do you live in

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Speaker 3: the woods cold Maine? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, freezing cold. There's a million stories about him, you.

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Speaker 3: Can look it up.

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Speaker 7: That's crazy because the thing that I noticed about alone

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Speaker 7: was that most of the people that can't make it

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Speaker 7: are dealing with the actual loneliness. Yes that they might

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Speaker 7: be really well versed in serve, but they can't deal

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Speaker 3: There was a this was like before the whole craze started.

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Speaker 4: This is like some Netflix documentary years ago, and some

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Speaker 4: guy lived on a preserve in Alaska, like he somehow

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Speaker 4: way way up in Alaska, and he lived there for

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Speaker 4: a year and they were interviewing him.

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Speaker 3: They're like, how, how how was that experience for you?

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Speaker 4: And he's this grizzled old man and he's just and

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Speaker 4: you would think that he shuns society and he just goes. Man,

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Speaker 4: it's not supposed to be alone with his thoughts for

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Speaker 4: one whole year, And it was so chilling to think

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Speaker 4: that your your mind is your own worst enemy when you're.

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Speaker 2: By yourself, Like, oh, it was solitary, yeah, but that Look,

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Speaker 2: there's a larger conversation there that dovetails into what we

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Speaker 2: were talking about last hour about people isolating themselves in

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Speaker 2: society now and why it's making everybody crazy because we're

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Speaker 2: supposed to be a communal people. We're supposed to be

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Speaker 2: out and about with each other, and technology is making

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Speaker 2: it so that none of us leave our little cocoon

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Speaker 2: the people, which is where you should be, Which is

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Speaker 2: why going out and having a few pops it's actually

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Speaker 2: good for you.

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Speaker 5: I am firmly in that camp.

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Speaker 7: I know that whenever I go into my doctor's office

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Speaker 7: every year and they're like how.

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Speaker 5: Many drinks we have in a week?

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Speaker 2: And I'd be like, hey, listen, I'm not socially isolating,

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Speaker 2: and that's all so good for me. Not going to

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Speaker 2: answer that question.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh you mean beers too. That's the best from DETROI.

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Speaker 6: Okay, so you do the soul score bit rand you

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Speaker 6: have the soul score thing when you talk to your

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Speaker 6: doctor like, okay, well, what's my soul's school?

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Speaker 3: That's right? What a what a good health metric? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Like, how am I doing in the soul department? Because

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Speaker 2: it seems like that's kind of fulfilled even if I

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Speaker 2: do have a fatty liver to the brim.

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Speaker 3: Overflowing.

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Speaker 4: You need some soul, You need some door so high

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Speaker 4: your soul is going to be leaving you pretty soon, exactly.

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Speaker 3: It's like your soul score is great.

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately your cholesterol is the GDP of a small contrary,

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Speaker 2: white blood cell count is a little high too. Jeff Conko,

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Speaker 2: mister Wednesday, hanging with us abbey. He's got a news update.

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Speaker 3: What's up?

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Speaker 2: News?

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Speaker 7: like to say that everything's too divisive these days, but

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Speaker 7: one thing's always been divisive, and that's April Fool's Day pranks.

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Speaker 7: In a poll, forty six percent of people say they

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Speaker 5: Not stupid.

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Speaker 7: But the other thing that makes April Fools fun and

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Speaker 7: This has been a guideline for a while, but it

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Speaker 5: The fooling apparently stops at noons.

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Speaker 7: I agree good rule, any pranks must be revealed by then,

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Speaker 7: so anyone who attempts to prank after midday is considered

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Speaker 2: I can't stand the whole April Fool's Day trope. It's

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Speaker 4: Rubbing their hands together for eight months just being like,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna put a gum band on the sink and

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Speaker 2: But it's like the people who do the ones that

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Speaker 2: and they think that you can just fool people. And

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Speaker 2: then you walk into work and you're like, hey, Frank Hawwari,

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Speaker 2: and he'll be like, did you hear the mayor died?

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Speaker 3: And you're like, oh, my god.

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Speaker 2: What yeah dead Wow, jeez, that's awful, April Fools. You're like,

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I'm not a big prank person because, unlike jokes and

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Speaker 4: only really intended to be mean and to demean somebody,

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Speaker 4: So to me, I don't like them because no matter

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Speaker 3: It just feels mean and uh not good to me.

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Speaker 6: It's gonna be really cool when the Pirates tweet we've

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Speaker 3: I know. Yeah, with their track record.

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Speaker 4: Someone in that social media office thinks that's a good

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, an underpaid intern right now. It's twenty year

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Speaker 3: Why not?

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Speaker 2: Just kidding? Jared Ciolo is hitting third. That should be

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Speaker 5: Fools Number two is do no harm.

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Speaker 2: April Fools.

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Speaker 7: Pranks are meant to make people look foolish or inconvenience,

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Speaker 2: The reason that Mayer thing popped into my head, I

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like a big deal. Yeah yeah, but

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Speaker 4: Prank war that escalates like a little too quickly. We

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Speaker 4: they did all the They must have googled like pranks

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Speaker 4: to pull, and so they like cut slits in our

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Speaker 4: and like just I don't know, it was like we're

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Speaker 4: So you know, they did like nine things to us,

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Speaker 4: And we thought that was very funny, but of course

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Speaker 4: it was probably a crime. Right, two people died.

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Speaker 2: But I got into an answering machine war in the

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Speaker 3: That's such a nineties sentence right there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the outgoing message, like we would always leave outgoing

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Speaker 3: Got bad, you know, like he.

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Speaker 4: Like, give me an example, so like, Hi, this is Randy.

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Speaker 4: Scott's a jerk.

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Speaker 2: Like no, it would be like, hey, Randy, Mike can't

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Speaker 3: And you know, Mike, if you're calling like that.

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Speaker 2: One hooker says you took her weed, you know, So

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Speaker 3: You don't smoke weed anymore. You smoke meth.

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Speaker 2: So that couldn't have happened at any rate. Her pimp's

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Speaker 2: to go to class. See it, Like I'm just making

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Speaker 2: and he's like, my mom calls, she actually calls the phone.

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Speaker 2: What if I didn't catch that?

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Speaker 3: I'm like, well did she She's no, Like, I knew

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Speaker 2: So we used to have to come in and always

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Speaker 4: I tell you the the This is the greatest prank

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Speaker 4: I've ever pulled, But it's also so like kind of

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Speaker 3: It just fits my personality.

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Speaker 4: In college, my buddy had a final coming up and

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Speaker 4: Then I hid all of his files and set that

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Speaker 4: clicking on all of his folders. He's like, oh, got

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Speaker 3: It was really great. I thought it was very clever,

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Speaker 3: I love it, brilliant one that.

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Speaker 7: Goes to reveal the prank, which comes in number three.

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Speaker 7: A successful prank should be followed by the big reveal.

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Speaker 7: This marks the end and clarifies that the situation was

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Speaker 7: a joke. And again traditionally, this is supposed to happen

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Speaker 7: by noon. It's bad to force someone to deal with

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Speaker 7: they do need to end without any long term consequences.

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Speaker 2: It's like that Norm McDonald joke about the devil telling

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Speaker 2: I've done it, Devil, I have done your evil bidding

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Speaker 3: And then the Dell's like.

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Speaker 2: Good, good, and then he pulls up the mask, just kidding.

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Speaker 2: He's me, Bob, that was me the whole time. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you really killed those people. That was hilarious. Do no harm,

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Speaker 5: Do you no harm?

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Speaker 7: Number four was no illegal activities that one should go

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Speaker 7: without saying. It's not an excuse to break the law.

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Speaker 7: Number five is target.

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Speaker 5: Wisely and that is the last rule here.

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Speaker 7: It's smart etiquette to play pranks on people that you

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Speaker 4: What is it about someone like in your friend group

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Speaker 3: Is that like a pheromone thing?

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Speaker 4: Like I swear to God, it's like some kind of

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Speaker 2: There is always a dude in the group who whose

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Speaker 2: all about the reaction, the escalator guy or the guy

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Speaker 2: then every joke becomes about him, and then it's just

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Speaker 2: a constant back and forth. I don't know why that

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Speaker 2: at this age, everybody is basically on a non stop

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Speaker 2: that's right. I always feel like the guy who can't

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Speaker 2: have you guys watched Jury Duty.

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Speaker 3: Vehicle No no, no, no, no, no, the TV.

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Speaker 5: Show that's out now, I know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like a Joe Millionaire thing where it's

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Speaker 3: You're signing up for a reality show.

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Speaker 4: So even if you do realize you're like, maybe I'm

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Speaker 4: I'm already getting two hundred thousand dollars, So I'm just

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Speaker 2: Well, the way they do it is that they say

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Speaker 3: You don't know you're on a reality show.

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Speaker 4: Isn't there a whole a meta documentary about the documentary

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Speaker 4: We all got slammed as a bunch of gold diggers

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Speaker 3: And they said they wouldn't use footage and they did.

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Speaker 3: They did all that. So our documentaries are.

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Speaker 4: Making documentaries about documentaries right now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've a limited sympathy for anybody who signs up

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Speaker 2: to be on any reality show, like you kind of

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Speaker 3: What's the best you think happens in this scenario?

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Speaker 4: You want to ask these people as they're signing up, like,

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Speaker 3: You know the waiver to millf Island.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I'm thinking of it right now.

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Speaker 2: Your intention matters in it. It's like, why do you

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Speaker 2: want to do it?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: I want to be famous a little bit. I just

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Speaker 2: want to have fun, kind of be on TV show

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Speaker 2: and it's fun. It's like make a deal and then

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Speaker 2: ring the political commentator and then the collect and then

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Speaker 2: of course run the federal aviation. Anyways, Abby, what's it

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Speaker 2: doing weatherwise out there, Claudie.

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Speaker 7: And cooler today, more showers and thunderstorms. It's gonna be

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Speaker 7: high of sixty three.

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Speaker 3: All right, Mike's got your sports.

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Speaker 2: What a night for the Penguins and the Buckos for

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Speaker 2: that matter. But the Penguins in particular were the huge

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Speaker 2: win beat down. Oh my god, the last two games

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Speaker 2: have been so fun to watch.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 2: And great news all around is all the people that

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Speaker 2: they're vying for that last playoff spot losing. Last night,

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Speaker 2: the Islanders lose, Columbus loses. Good news all over the place.

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Speaker 2: Mike's got Sports Next.

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Speaker 8: for Chad Tyson. He's got a reloaded cut for the

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Speaker 3: What a night for your Pittsburgh Win's Mike.

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Speaker 9: What a night three of Pittsburgh Pirates and a lot

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Speaker 9: of other stuff going on. Sports that's are brought to

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Speaker 9: you by Bridgeville Appliance. Since it is seven thirty, we'll

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Speaker 9: kick things off with Mike Pursued.

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Speaker 3: Has three takes now day takes. Here we go, all right,

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Speaker 3: come on number one.

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Speaker 9: QB whispering Mike McCarthy finished with a flurry during thirty

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Speaker 9: or so minutes with the media during the coach's breakfast

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Speaker 9: at the NFL Annual meeting in Phoenix. Yesterday, we'd heard

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Speaker 9: the Steelers' new head coach say he was intrigued with

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Speaker 9: Will Hyde previously. Yesterday we found out why in detail.

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Speaker 9: It's because Howard quote jumped out of the TV set

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Speaker 9: during his CFP.

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Speaker 3: Run with OSU. It's because McCarthy.

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Speaker 9: It's because had McCarthy been picking last draft, Howard would

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Speaker 9: have gone a lot higher than the sixth round. And

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Speaker 9: it's because McCarthy believes he can unlock the footwork that'll

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Speaker 9: make Howard complete the footwork that made Aaron Rodgers who

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Speaker 9: he became. Rogers is the example. Howard is prodigy and

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Speaker 9: McCarthy is the quarterback guru who can turn the ladder

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Speaker 9: into the former. That at least is the plan. And

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Speaker 9: as McCarthy said about Howard, what's not.

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Speaker 2: The like, all right, lot of a lot of smoke

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Speaker 2: for guys start a fire.

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Speaker 4: Yet you could tell Mike McCarthy's from Pittsburgh because he's

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Speaker 4: all in on Will Howard like every guy his age

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Speaker 4: in Pittsburgh is that he's hitting the trend line exactly.

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Speaker 2: I'm real excited about Will Hart is the best Pittsburgh

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Speaker 2: sounding thing.

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Speaker 10: Ever.

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Speaker 9: The difference is, unlike every other guy in Pittsburgh, Mike

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Speaker 9: McCarthy actually knows what he's talking about in terms of quarterbacks.

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Speaker 9: Color me intrigued. And I've been this way for a

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Speaker 9: while now. I still think The best thing for the

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Speaker 9: Steelers is for Rogers to come back, Howard to finish

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Speaker 9: up his master's class at quarterback school, and then.

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Speaker 3: He gets the Reins in twenty twenty.

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Speaker 4: Seven, finishing his residency, getting four hours of sleep sleeping

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Speaker 4: on a cot.

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Speaker 9: We shall see take number two greasy as they need

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Speaker 9: to be. The Penguins scored another one of those goals

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Speaker 9: last night. The kind of portrays who they are and

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Speaker 9: why they're in the surprisingly advantageous position they're in. As

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Speaker 9: the NHL regular season sprints towards the postseason. It started

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Speaker 9: with the harmless Anthony Mantha backhand from the slot, Then

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Speaker 9: came Connor Doer, and eventually if Gedny Malkin digging feverishly

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Speaker 9: into crease for the rebound. Finally, Mantha won a net

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Speaker 9: front battle between four Red Wings and three Penguins by

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Speaker 9: locating the biscuit, creating an angle for himself from enclose,

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Speaker 9: and then roofing it. More effort, more relentlessness, more battle

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Speaker 9: level as necessary. When you hear coaches emphasized the process

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Speaker 9: over the result, this is the kind of stuff they're

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Speaker 9: talking about. It's because that kind of process invariably produces

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Speaker 9: results in the regular season and beyond they are playing

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Speaker 9: playoff hockey all of.

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Speaker 2: A sudden, It's so fun to watch this seam. The

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Speaker 2: last two games have been a revelation mic.

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Speaker 3: That's that is the word.

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Speaker 9: Take number three Adventures in center The air was eventually

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Speaker 9: charged to Brian Reynolds and not O'Neil Cruz last night

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Speaker 9: in Cincinnati. But the bottom line was another fly ball

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Speaker 9: that should have been caught wasn't and Cruz was right

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Speaker 9: in the middle of it. He's gonna have to hit

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Speaker 9: a lot of home runs to make up for this

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Speaker 9: continued nonsense.

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Speaker 3: It's scrutiny and.

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Speaker 9: Skepticism that Cruise has brought upon himself because of what

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Speaker 9: happened in the opener and because of what's continued to

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Speaker 9: periodically occur ever since the Pirates commenced this center field experiment,

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Speaker 9: and there's no end in sight. When they hit a

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Speaker 9: fly ball to center, does anybody think he's gonna catch it?

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Speaker 3: Or do you watch and go all right?

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Speaker 2: I mean where that balls hit left center. I know

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Speaker 2: that's an E seven, Mike, but to me, that is

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Speaker 2: a center field play easy. I mean he got over

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Speaker 2: there easily. He can call that guy off. Reynolds doesn't

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Speaker 2: trust the way that he directs traffick, So Reynolds wants

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Speaker 2: to overperform and make sure he gets over to get

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Speaker 2: it because he doesn't trust the center fielder, and then

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Speaker 2: neither of them are listening to each other, and he

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Speaker 2: doesn't want to get run over, and he doesn't want

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Speaker 2: to get run over because he doesn't trust that O'Neil Cruz,

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Speaker 2: who probably didn't make a call.

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Speaker 3: One way or another, while Reynolds isn't going I got it,

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Speaker 3: I got it, I got it. Is center field a

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Speaker 3: heart because it wasn't O'Neil Cruz. He was a shortstop.

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Speaker 3: Wasn't this he was? But is centerfield?

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Speaker 4: I know there's a lot of responsibility, But ultimately is

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Speaker 4: that a hard position to learn? I mean, I guess

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Speaker 4: you're the kind of the captain of the outfield, So

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Speaker 4: maybe there's a lot of there's still a learning curve there.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, there's a lot to know.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of things that after you do it

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Speaker 2: for twenty years, you don't have to think about it.

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Speaker 2: It's routine. You just know this is what you do,

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Speaker 2: and that guy is and you can go out the

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Speaker 2: wheels turning on him all the time.

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Speaker 9: And if you're good at it, the guys on the

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Speaker 9: either side of you know you're in charge, and they

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Speaker 9: trust you, and they peel off and then you don't

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Speaker 9: have what you had last night.

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Speaker 2: So while I realized that is he seven, I still think, yeah,

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Speaker 2: that was a component of O'Neal Cruz being your center field.

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Speaker 3: All of this is a bigger deal than exit Velo.

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Speaker 2: I agreed to of them runs though, Hey, you know,

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Speaker 2: if he hits two every game, he can have one

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Speaker 2: of those errors or by Brian Reynolds if he was

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Speaker 2: also went yard yesterday.

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Speaker 3: Yes he did, and so did Ryan O'Hearn and.

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Speaker 2: Baba Chandler with a pitcher Gomi four.

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Speaker 9: And a third no hits one run. It was unearned,

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Speaker 9: six walks and six strikeouts.

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Speaker 3: He threw eighty one pitches, never been done before, only

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Speaker 3: through forty three for strikes. That's something he's gonna want

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Speaker 3: to work on.

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Speaker 2: I know, I like Bubba before his next start, I'm

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Speaker 2: rooting for.

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Speaker 3: I'm really excited about Will Hart.

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Speaker 9: I know, speaking of that, I wanted to play for

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Speaker 9: you the entirety of the Mike McCarthy sililoqui on Will Howard.

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Speaker 11: Okay, I think the biggest thing with Will and it's

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Speaker 11: probably you know, consistent with young quarterbacks. They gonna win

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Speaker 11: from the pocket at the end of the day. You know,

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Speaker 11: nine ten games a year are going to come down

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Speaker 11: to the two minutes er. That's that's what the stats

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Speaker 11: tell you. That's the way we trained. So his ability

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Speaker 11: to win from the pocket, because I think he has

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Speaker 11: everything else. I mean, people get caught up on, you

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Speaker 11: know what around he went in, but if I was

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Speaker 11: drafting players that year, he wouldn't have been around in

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Speaker 11: the fifth or sixth round. I mean I valued him

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Speaker 11: higher than that based off Kansas State and man, he

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Speaker 11: just I thought he jumped jumped out of the TV

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Speaker 11: set throwing the college playoffs. I mean, I mean, is

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Speaker 11: there a nothing to like about the guys? So I

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Speaker 11: think he's definitely a real prospect as a starting quarterback.

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Speaker 3: I believe that.

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Speaker 11: When he came out, I don't you know, so you

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Speaker 11: can talk about throwing them out, you can talk about

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Speaker 11: some things, throwing the ball. I think there's a lot

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Speaker 11: of there's a lot of growth with his feet, you know,

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Speaker 11: like a lot of these guys that and the challenge

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Speaker 11: I see in college football is so scheme heavy, and

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Speaker 11: they're running these quarterbacks in their in their in their

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Speaker 11: schemes are diverse. There's not a lot of training in

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Speaker 11: the foot roun So throwing the ball. And you got

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Speaker 11: the best guy and probably has ever done it, in

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Speaker 11: Aaron Rodgers. I mean you look at the way Aaron throws.

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Speaker 11: I mean just watch his feet, you know, watching the

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Speaker 11: ground force, you know, explosure, it comes up to his

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Speaker 11: feet through his hips into the strong motion. So and

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Speaker 11: so there's my point is there's room for development there.

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Speaker 11: So I think there's a lot to work with Will.

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Speaker 11: I'm excited. I'm excited to work with him.

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Speaker 3: I think what I take, I'm really excited about Will hard.

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Speaker 9: Most out of that he mentions development and work that

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Speaker 9: needs to be done. And he went to Rogers voluntarily

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Speaker 9: and talking about Will Howard. I believe because he's foreshadowing

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Speaker 9: another year of Howard learning from Rogers.

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Speaker 4: I was gonna say, is this some three D chest

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Speaker 4: that he's just trying to make Rogers like, come on, like,

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Speaker 4: let's sign here, because no.

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Speaker 9: An enthusiasm about a big, strong kid that can run

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Speaker 9: and Howard I'm talking about and has a physical skill

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Speaker 9: set that you seek at the position.

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Speaker 3: But he is far from polished.

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Speaker 9: But McCarthy's spent a football life polishing.

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Speaker 3: Up these guys.

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Speaker 2: But it's not that meme where the guy's looking back

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Speaker 2: at another girl. It's it's that he and Aaron Rodgers

638
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Speaker 2: have talked about the fact that Aaron is coming back.

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Speaker 3: You know, we've.

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Speaker 2: Already determined what you are now we're just aggling the price.

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Speaker 2: That's kind of where they are with Aaron Rodgers and

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Speaker 2: the talk about Aaron in you know what I mean

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Speaker 2: Aaron as it pertains to Will Howard, is I think

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Speaker 2: that McCarthy is trying to work with him, saying, hey,

645
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Speaker 2: and here's another great thing for your legacy. On your

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Speaker 2: way out after we win a championship next year, you

647
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Speaker 2: will have a hand in developing the next great quarterback

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Speaker 2: here because this kid's got a lot of tools. You

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Speaker 2: already like him. He is an amoron Rods, That's what

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Speaker 2: I'm saying. So that's what I'm hearing when I hear

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Speaker 2: McCarthy talk about Rogers in conjunction with Will Howard, not

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Speaker 2: that he's using him as a pawn to be like.

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Speaker 3: Hey, buddy, we got someone to dance with. If you're

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Speaker 3: not going to show up.

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Speaker 9: I also don't think that for the people who think, well,

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Speaker 9: Howard should start this hyar ye, I don't think McCarthy

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Speaker 9: was implying that in any way, shape or form.

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Speaker 3: He's yeah, he's excited, it's in progress. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: By the way, did you guys see the new stadium

660
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Speaker 2: seats that they put in where they they took out

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Speaker 2: all the yellow ones and then they put a smattering

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Speaker 2: of black ones in there, like in the middle of

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Speaker 2: the yellow ones, and they're not in there for any

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Speaker 2: rhyme or reason. It looks like kind of like a

665
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Speaker 2: tetris board almost, but there's no design to it. It's

666
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Speaker 2: just random black seats out in the five hundred section.

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Speaker 6: Those are the seats where people took bms like we're

668
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Speaker 6: Ted Williams home run actually, but like I don't want

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Speaker 6: to get into it, guys, but these seats gotta go.

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Speaker 3: They'll make those black. Yeah. I thought that was a weird,

671
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Speaker 3: uh design choice. I don't like the bright colors.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's what they were saying that they thought the

673
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Speaker 2: yellow was too much, the role was too much, so

674
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Speaker 2: they were trying to damp it in a little.

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Speaker 3: Michael Stufftember after the Sun's.

676
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Speaker 2: Beaaten down on it. You can google it. It's weird.

677
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 2: It doesn't look like it has any rhyme or reasons.

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Speaker 9: I think the Bengals did one thing correctly. They made

679
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Speaker 9: their seats at Orange formerly Paul Brown Stadium Paul Park Green.

680
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, they didn't make them bright horse. The Ravens

681
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 9: made their spright purple. The Steelers made their spright yellow.

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Speaker 3: That it's too much. Yeah, well we know that. We

683
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 3: know that your colors. We can tell.

684
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Speaker 6: This doesn't make sense. The seat pattern here, you see

685
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Speaker 6: it right, Yeah, I'm looking at it right now. It's

686
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Speaker 6: goofy right.

687
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 4: It's probably some kind of Morse code like Epstein file.

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Speaker 3: We have no clue what's happening. Yeah, we're the flyover

689
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Speaker 3: like they arrange it all the time.

690
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Speaker 2: Follow the money, all right, when we have to attack

691
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Speaker 2: Stubenville according to the seat pattern.

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Speaker 3: Abby's got your news Top of the Hour.

693
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Speaker 7: Okay, guys, I've held off as long as I can.

694
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Speaker 7: We're going to talk about Christy Nome's husband, Byron's secret

695
00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 7: double life of cross dressing and explicit messages hitting the

696
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Speaker 7: internet as we all learn about bimbo fication.

697
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Speaker 3: I can't wait to talk about this.

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Speaker 12: It's that time of year when the DV Morning Show

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Speaker 12: the baseball gods are still smiling, the Morning Show brings

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Speaker 12: you a broadcast at Mike's Spearbar on the North Shore,

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Speaker 12: Steve Blasts. Everyone on the show has a noodle arm,

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Speaker 12: but they'll be laughing in a near perfect broadcast at

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Speaker 12: mike Speerbar.

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Speaker 3: From the Morning Show that throws heaters.

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Speaker 12: That are impressive and sometimes filthy, Randy Bauman and the

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Speaker 12: DVE Morning Show.

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Speaker 4: Noel Water, call mister water Heater, Call mister water heater.

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Speaker 3: Yo, It's Mark Madden. I know how it usually goes.

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Speaker 3: You lose some weight, you feel good about yourself. Then

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Speaker 3: Real Life.

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Speaker 2: Show, Todd Morning Show, Randy ba'ming along with Michael Studida,

716
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Speaker 2: Abby Prisoner, Tad Whistle, Mister Wednesday, Jeff Conkle hanging out

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Speaker 2: with us this morning. There is just one of those

718
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Speaker 2: stories that you know, we don't like to delve too

719
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Speaker 2: far into politics. Sure, we'll throw some strays here and

720
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Speaker 2: there once in a while, but you know you're not

721
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Speaker 2: gonna sit down and get a fifteen minute segment dissertation

722
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Speaker 2: on anything political unless something like this happens. In Folks,

723
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 2: this is for the greater good, because if this didn't

724
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Speaker 2: end up in your algorithm, I'm not sure what you're

725
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 2: looking at, but the news about former Department of Homeland

726
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Speaker 2: Security head Christy Nome, the woman who killed a puppy proudly,

727
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Speaker 2: who'd been having an affair with Corey Lewandowski, who awarded

728
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Speaker 2: million dollar contracts to friends of hers that has gone

729
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Speaker 2: unchecked to just scandal beyond belief, has now found herself

730
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Speaker 2: on the way out in what would probably be the

731
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Speaker 2: biggest scandal of all abby.

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Speaker 5: This is according to The Daily Mail.

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Speaker 7: Christinom's husband yesterday was revealed as his secret cross dresser

734
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Speaker 7: who don's gigantic fake breasts and pink hotpants to chat

735
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Speaker 7: with online fetish models. So while his wife has operated

736
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Speaker 7: at the highest echelons of government handling matters of national security,

737
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 7: Byron Gnome has been dressing up and paying adult entertainers

738
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Speaker 7: to talk dirty. This is part of the bimbofication scene

739
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 7: where porn performers transform themselves into real life Barbie dolls

740
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Speaker 7: by pumping colossal amounts of saline into their breasts. Byron

741
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Speaker 7: has lavished praise on their surgically enhanced bodies, confessed his

742
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Speaker 7: lust for huge, ridiculous boobs, and even made indiscreet remarks

743
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Speaker 7: about his thirty four year marriage to Christy, who was

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Speaker 7: removed from her homeland security position on March the fifth.

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Speaker 7: But he has selfies of himself squeezing into flesh colored

746
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:08,240
Speaker 7: crop top and skin tight pink shorts where he's stuffed

747
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Speaker 7: two balloons inside him, sure to resemble breasts, positioning the

748
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 7: nots to mimic nipples.

749
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Speaker 3: Uh huh, this is like something a sixth grader would do.

750
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Speaker 2: Like this is where babies drink milk from. I mean,

751
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,320
Speaker 2: how did this guy ever make it through a viewing

752
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 2: of missus Doubtfire without completely That may have been his

753
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 2: sexual awakening.

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00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:36,280
Speaker 7: Another photo shows the rancher and businessman wearing figure hugging

755
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:40,280
Speaker 7: green leggings and a white top stretched over to bulging orbs,

756
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 7: and remarkably, his face is clearly visible in all of

757
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 7: these images.

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00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, now, I'd never heard of this kink bimboification.

759
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, I tried to look it up.

760
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 7: Unfortunately, so now my algorithm and browser history is screwed.

761
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 7: Enjoy it's off an online and involving dramatic transformation into

762
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 7: a hyper feminine, doll like persona featuring extreme aesthetics, heavy makeup,

763
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 7: provocative clothing, artificial enhancements, while rooted in a dumb blonde trope.

764
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 7: Many reclaim it as pro choice, queer friendly, and empowering

765
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,359
Speaker 7: expression of self love.

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Speaker 3: That's what I do. I mean, that's exactly what those

767
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 3: are my first thoughts, all of those.

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Speaker 4: Isn't it funny that this is a Now somehow we

769
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 4: consider this a natural intersection of two things. Is if

770
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Speaker 4: your algorithm has you know, immigration statistics and you know

771
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Speaker 4: world news, it also just goes with the flow that

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Speaker 4: you now are aware of a kink that you never

773
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Speaker 4: knew of beforehand, where people are stuffing fake balloons in

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Speaker 4: and if you.

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Speaker 2: Were in the kink algorithm, it also hits there. It

776
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Speaker 2: really is. It's like the universal blood type of algorithm posts.

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00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:59,240
Speaker 2: I guess, yes, I guess so now her.

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Speaker 3: Husband it would apear to me.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people pointed out, you know, she's been

780
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Speaker 2: having an affair with Corey Lewandowski, and they've been doing

781
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 2: it on the taxpayer dime, on the planes, flying around

782
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 2: and having sex all over the place while she's been

783
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Speaker 2: married to this guy, and so she's been pillor reid

784
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 2: for that. Whereas I say, it's very clear to me

785
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 2: that she has made a huge effort to try and

786
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Speaker 2: attract her husband by donning the makeup, the hair and

787
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:26,400
Speaker 2: the fake boote like she bimbo ficated herself. She was

788
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,799
Speaker 2: clearly trying to get his attention. But it wasn't enough,

789
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 2: you see, because the kink laid lied low laced in

790
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 2: him being the one who gets bimbo fied. He doesn't

791
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 2: want to see the bimbification so much to be wants

792
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Speaker 2: to be the bimbification.

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Speaker 6: Sam Rockwell in the last season of White Lotus. Yeah,

794
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,839
Speaker 6: and that's when I realized I wanted to be one

795
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Speaker 6: of these bimbos. I didn't want to bet these bimbos.

796
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Speaker 6: I wanted to be one.

797
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Speaker 4: Don't these type of revelations actually give you some mind

798
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Speaker 4: of peace, because, like to me, this means that all

799
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:09,399
Speaker 4: these big conspiracies like the moon landing can't have been

800
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 4: covered up because the people at the highest level of

801
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:16,720
Speaker 4: governments can't even cover up their deviant sexual behavior.

802
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 3: Like you think you.

803
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 4: Could fake the moon landing when you can't even fake

804
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,840
Speaker 4: having a couple of honkers, you know.

805
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,360
Speaker 2: Counterpoint, A lot of people are saying that it was

806
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:28,239
Speaker 2: held on until the last second as overhead, so you

807
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 2: can make her do whatever you want because you're holding

808
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 2: this over her head, and then on the way out,

809
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:35,359
Speaker 2: just as a shame to let everyone else know who

810
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 2: is in a similar situation. All right, she's of no

811
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 2: use to us, So now we're gonna leak all this

812
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 2: information and let the other people know who we are

813
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 2: holding secrets over their head. Yeah, you mess with us,

814
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 2: and you screw up, it's gonna come out.

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Speaker 3: See.

816
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 4: Some politician just needs to be like Eminem at the

817
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,359
Speaker 4: end of eight Mile and just admit to everything, take

818
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 4: all the smoke out of it, and be like I

819
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,319
Speaker 4: did grow up in a trailer park. My husband does

820
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 4: do me with double D balloons hanging from his tuob top.

821
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Speaker 2: So the thing I think is funny is that, like

822
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 2: I always just think of all sexuality as an offshoot

823
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Speaker 2: of just human behavior. This is something that develops naturally.

824
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 2: I got no I am not a kink shamer. Some

825
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 2: of them make me laugh because I think it's just

826
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,359
Speaker 2: funny and that's all. But I don't, you know, if

827
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,959
Speaker 2: you're not hurting anybody, it's fine with me. The hypocrisy

828
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 2: here is what a lot of people are pointing out,

829
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Speaker 2: But that doesn't even interest me because that's been going.

830
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Speaker 2: I mean, look, Lindsey Graham is on vacation.

831
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Speaker 3: Lady, what's this, Lady J? Yeah, lady J.

832
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:39,720
Speaker 2: He is on vacation by himself right now at Disney World,

833
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 2: carrying a bubble gun around as a seven year old man,

834
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 2: and then put a social media post out that he

835
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 2: was shooting you know, clay pigeons. It's you know, Edgefield,

836
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,799
Speaker 2: it's good vacation, and it's him with a you know,

837
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 2: a twelve gage shooting you know, skeet. All right, But

838
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 2: what he's really doing is going, I can't wait to

839
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Speaker 2: go back on Magic Mountain. Yeah, all right. So none

840
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 2: of their hypocrisy surprises me. It's always been part and

841
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 2: parcel of it, and I think it's the shame they

842
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 2: feel deep down that makes them do the things that

843
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,879
Speaker 2: they do. That being said, the fact that this kind

844
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:14,240
Speaker 2: of sexuality is something that occurs somewhat naturally.

845
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,240
Speaker 3: It makes me wonder.

846
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 2: Was there a caveman that walked out of the cave

847
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 2: one day and they're like.

848
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:22,800
Speaker 3: Grock, why coconuts take two chests? And he's like, just

849
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:23,840
Speaker 3: make me feel.

850
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 2: I don't know why, just like it.

851
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,799
Speaker 4: It was the first buffalo bill he had actually killed

852
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 4: a buffalo, and very weird.

853
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 3: He liked those. And then another guy's like, don't bow me.

854
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,280
Speaker 3: What you got to do any portin storm that somebody

855
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 3: else shit up with a rock exactly? He was about

856
00:41:52,600 --> 00:42:04,319
Speaker 3: to try to play sport with us, must hit with rock. Yeah,

857
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:08,839
Speaker 3: that's all. Yeah, that's right. It's a tale of woe.

858
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 9: WHOA.

859
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 3: So I don't know.

860
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Speaker 2: I always just I wonder how these things happen when

861
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 2: you get these fetishes. Is it just an innate part

862
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:20,279
Speaker 2: of the brain that's always in some people? Uh there

863
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 2: you have more of a proclivity for that to be

864
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 2: awoken awakened? Or is it something that you go into

865
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 2: one door and the that's kind of weird, and then

866
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:31,320
Speaker 2: you go on another one and you're.

867
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Speaker 3: Like, oh, so weird, but I like.

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Speaker 2: It, and then you keep going and then your rex Ryan,

869
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 2: you know, kissing your wife's feet.

870
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Speaker 4: Don't you also feel like this is because we have

871
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 4: so much more access and there's so much more dog

872
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 4: ways to that.

873
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,799
Speaker 3: It's it's huge.

874
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,760
Speaker 4: That I think we're really starting to realize the level

875
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:55,320
Speaker 4: of psychopathy you need to be in politics at a

876
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 4: national level, Like you have to be a psychopath. Have

877
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 4: you ever met anyone that's like the president of a

878
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:04,360
Speaker 4: homeowner's association and they want to commit seppuku like every

879
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 4: single day.

880
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 3: Imagine running the entire.

881
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 4: Federal government, Like there has to be screws loose in

882
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 4: all these people, because no normal person can deal with

883
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 4: people bitching about their trash cans, let alone the entire

884
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 4: strait of hor moves and tungsten imports and you know,

885
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 4: missile crisises and whatnot.

886
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:27,319
Speaker 3: I don't know. This guy's kink is absolutely hilarious to me, though.

887
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 2: The fact that he's like, oh no, no, not a

888
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,799
Speaker 2: petite girl, No no, no, that doesn't do it for me.

889
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, gotta have some.

890
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 2: Huge Hooters cannons, that's right. Need them to be just

891
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 2: basketballs on the chest here, But he has to have Yeah,

892
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying.

893
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 7: That's not just like a guy really needing someone to

894
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 7: have big boobs like suffocate me, motor boating.

895
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 2: It's just like this.

896
00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 5: He has to have them and he has to see

897
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,319
Speaker 5: himself have them. Yeah, because that's why his face is

898
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 5: in all the shots.

899
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 2: Well, the one shot that is the funniest is the

900
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 2: dog is in the background, and oh my god, the

901
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,760
Speaker 2: funniest thing. I mean the fact that she did shoot

902
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 2: one of her dogs, which you know, she caught a

903
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 2: lot of flak for and probably should have caught a

904
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 2: little bit more. But then there's some dog opening the door,

905
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 2: looking up and seeing its owner, like with the missus

906
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 2: doubt fire boobs on, like talking to an OnlyFans model

907
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 2: or something, and that dog is like, oh no, I've

908
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:31,919
Speaker 2: seen too much.

909
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 3: This is how they got fluffy.

910
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 2: I gotta get out of here.

911
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 3: This is a Golden Retriever just starts running down the block.

912
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:40,839
Speaker 3: And this is when you.

913
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 4: Wish dogs didn't have eyebrows to express emotion. It was

914
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 4: very puzzled and consternation.

915
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, Hey, whatever gets you off, and

916
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:54,760
Speaker 2: if you aren't hurting anybody, that's fine, unless.

917
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 7: The government can exploit your wife and therefore make her

918
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:03,240
Speaker 7: political pupp But outside of that, whatever gets you off.

919
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 3: No, I know.

920
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:06,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, look, there's there's some real issues there. But my god,

921
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 2: is that hilarious. And the idea that she didn't know

922
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 2: so funny? Oh my lord, this was a huge surprise.

923
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 2: Me and my family are dealing with it, are you.

924
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 3: Yes?

925
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 4: She know every time every time he walked a couple miles,

926
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 4: his hair started getting real staticky.

927
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 3: I don't know.

928
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 9: I'm gonna give her the benefit of doubt on that.

929
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 9: If she says she doesn't know something, I believe her.

930
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 3: It's a good point.

931
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 2: Anyways, to all the people out there who are engaging

932
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 2: in bimboification, you know you do? You go out and

933
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 2: just enjoy your big fake boobs on your man chest

934
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 2: and try not to stretch out too many T shirts.

935
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 2: I guess that's how you would know. Be like, honey,

936
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:48,240
Speaker 2: why is the Steelers shirt?

937
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 4: We'll try to align, try to align the not nipples too,

938
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,880
Speaker 4: I mean, put some pride into in your costume. Some

939
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 4: of the pictures we saw we had one point in north,

940
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:58,360
Speaker 4: one point in southwest.

941
00:45:58,360 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 3: I mean, come on, we got.

942
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 2: To yeah, some anatomical versus solitude whatever that word is.

943
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all right, more news when we come back.

944
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Speaker 7: Kind of was didn't you hear news that is international news.

945
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,240
Speaker 7: We'll talk about something a little more wholesome, like Tiger

946
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 7: Woods or Easter.

947
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 5: We'll figure it out.

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