Speaker 1: I want to run something by you and see whether
Speaker 1: this is good advice or not. So and and I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to embarrass my son Carson, but he would
Speaker 1: like to have a partner. And he hasn't really had
Speaker 1: a girlfriend in a very long time. He's had a
Speaker 1: couple of dates here and there. And I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: when I was your age, I was already a father.
Speaker 1: He's twenty four years old, and I'm like, Carson, have some kids.
Speaker 1: So he said, it's harder than you think, Dad, And
Speaker 1: I said, oh, I'm sure it is. And for example,
Speaker 1: he had a date one time with a If you
Speaker 1: know Carson, don't tell him that I'm talking about him
Speaker 1: on the radio. He'll be pissed. So he had a
Speaker 1: date one time in La with a girl who spoke
Speaker 1: almost no English. He picked her up, they drove to
Speaker 1: the movie theater. She fell asleep during the movie and
Speaker 1: then fell asleep on the way home. J Arklesi, well,
Speaker 1: I think she was just like, I don't know, just
Speaker 1: wasn't working out. And so and another one he dated
Speaker 1: for a couple of weeks. So I said, you know
Speaker 1: what you're doing. I said, you're trying to date girls
Speaker 1: that are pretty. He's like, well, yeah, And I said,
Speaker 1: you're a good looking guy. I said, date a couple
Speaker 1: of girls that are not classically pretty. Why, I said,
Speaker 1: because they're fun. Because they're not about, like, you know,
Speaker 1: doing an hour worth of makeup before they go. They're
Speaker 1: willing to like get rib sauce on their face while
Speaker 1: you take them to dinner. Take some girls that are
Speaker 1: out that are the look for girls that are like
Speaker 1: a little bit more. They'll be very happy that you're
Speaker 1: taking them out. And Carson's a good looking kid, I said,
Speaker 1: find somebody who's a little bit more average looking, and
Speaker 1: they'll be very happy to be going out with you,
Speaker 1: and they're not going to be looking over your shoulder
Speaker 1: at another guy that also might be trying to woo
Speaker 1: them at the same time. And Susan said, don't tell
Speaker 1: him that. Don't tell him to data girl that's plain.
Speaker 1: I said, I dated so many plain girls back in
Speaker 1: the day, and they were tons of fun. They were
Speaker 1: low maintenance, They would you know, I don't know, they
Speaker 1: were just fun. You guys are giving me a stone face,
Speaker 1: like you're just waiting to rip into me.
Speaker 2: No, I'm waiting to hear everything until I say something.
Speaker 1: And that was it. And and he's kind of like,
Speaker 1: you know, I said, they're they're they're low pressure on you.
Speaker 1: I said, you never have to marry any of these girls.
Speaker 1: Just go out and practice a little bit. Because he's
Speaker 1: kind of out of practice in the whole dating thing.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, man, I said, we all need somebody
Speaker 1: at that age or any age to like share confidences with,
Speaker 1: you know, like I'm like, I'm really worried about my
Speaker 1: job or God, my dad's really pissing me off or whatever.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have somebody to share confidences with. And sometimes
Speaker 1: that's your girlfriend or your boyfriend. You're dating.
Speaker 3: Advice to your son, Carson, who's my saying that age
Speaker 3: twenty four is to find a plane, find a couple
Speaker 3: of playing girls to get back into it. Do you
Speaker 3: suggest that he does maybe marry one of these playing
Speaker 3: girls if he like this is the one.
Speaker 1: No, because it's like he does want to have a
Speaker 1: family someday.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like, you know, you have to marry anybody.
Speaker 1: Just go stop looking for girls that look like an
Speaker 1: Instagram model. True, because those girls are gett and tons
Speaker 1: of offers all over the place. Go for the girl
Speaker 1: with bad Hackney.
Speaker 2: They should be so lucky.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 5: That's the way I'm hearing it, which is probably just
Speaker 5: me being cranky, but like, oh well, Carson, you've got
Speaker 5: a date a plain girl, because they should be so
Speaker 5: lucky to have somebody as good looking as you. No
Speaker 5: one wants to date them, and they're fun. They have
Speaker 5: to have a personality, and I.
Speaker 1: Worry about that as the interpretation, but my experience has
Speaker 1: been that they are just more fun. They're just more
Speaker 1: they let their hair down, they're just you know, And
Speaker 1: I could be wrong, but they're just more fun and
Speaker 1: less high maintenance. I just I wanted to run it
Speaker 1: by you guys, and I'm getting the stony wall from
Speaker 1: Bailey over here and the stony wall from Jenny over here.
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to give you this stony wall.
Speaker 6: Like I said, I just wanted to hear the full
Speaker 6: story before I chimed in. My thing is that I
Speaker 6: don't really think it's okay to frame it in the
Speaker 6: way that you're framing it. I think it's okay to say, hey,
Speaker 6: maybe just look for someone with a really awesome personality
Speaker 6: and don't make it about looks period.
Speaker 2: Because I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 6: You go like, there are people I've dated that I
Speaker 6: didn't really feel attracted to them right away, but I
Speaker 6: got to know them as like a friend first, and
Speaker 6: I love their personality, and then they became attractive to me,
Speaker 6: even though they might not be everyone's like top pick
Speaker 6: of attractiveness, you know. So I think it's more of
Speaker 6: a framing it in a way, not so focused on
Speaker 6: the looks, more on like, hey, find someone with a
Speaker 6: funny personality that like in their bio of their dating
Speaker 6: profile they sound funny.
Speaker 3: Because what if he comes home for things given He's like, Dad, look,
Speaker 3: I bought this plain girl Michelle.
Speaker 1: Home, and Michelle's like, what, well, I don't know, it
Speaker 1: just it just I don't know. When I was his age,
Speaker 1: I was never focused on what anyone looked like.
Speaker 6: I mean, sure, no, you'd answer the radio dial up line.
Speaker 6: You'd be like, oh you're you're a female cool, come
Speaker 6: on down the station.
Speaker 1: Guilty, Yeah, And they'd show up at the front door
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, I don't I janitor, I don't
Speaker 1: I know, I don't know. And I never focused like,
Speaker 1: I mean some of the girls that some of the
Speaker 1: some of the people that I dated were it was
Speaker 1: it was a bonus if they were attracted.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I didn't care, and they seem to like me
Speaker 7: because I was got some concert tickets back in the day.
Speaker 7: I got him a free concert ticket taking to Lionel
Speaker 7: Richie Lord. Okay, the only other.
Speaker 6: Thing I'll say about dating for Carson is that he
Speaker 6: is dating in a whole different beast of a society
Speaker 6: than I think any of us will ever sat La
Speaker 6: is just La so different. I mean I have friends
Speaker 6: that like have dated out there, and also they don't
Speaker 6: They don't have as much pressure out there to date
Speaker 6: and like be married by the time you're like thirty
Speaker 6: and having kids. They're like way more chill about, Like, hey,
Speaker 6: you're forty and your single, No big deal, you know.
Speaker 6: So I feel like there's less societal pressure out there
Speaker 6: to get in a serious relationship at a younger age.
Speaker 6: But also I've just heard horror stories. I feel like
Speaker 6: anytime I hear a horror story on TikTok, it always
Speaker 6: has to do with someone dating in La.
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, I mean, Carson's very down to earth and
Speaker 1: he's a very He's a sweet soul. He really is
Speaker 1: just a sweet soul. And I'm like, You've got so
Speaker 1: much to offer. You've got a job, you've got a car,
Speaker 1: you're a good person, you take care of yourself. He's
Speaker 1: got a lot to offer, but I think that he's
Speaker 1: just doesn't believe in himself that much. You know. It's like, no,
Speaker 1: you really have a lot to offer, so go go girls.
Speaker 1: No of course they do, but that's why I'm telling him,
Speaker 1: don't overlook the playing girls because they have a lot
Speaker 1: to offer too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he should.
Speaker 5: He should do some kind of like community thing instead
Speaker 5: of trying to meet girls just like on apps and
Speaker 5: stuff like, go out and do something, because I mean,
Speaker 5: he's in La, so there's gonna be a billion singles
Speaker 5: events if he can go to an in person singles event,
Speaker 5: because as you said, Carson, he is very handsome, I
Speaker 5: think cars and is a handsome guy. But he's also,
Speaker 5: as you have said a million times, super shy, super shy,
Speaker 5: and so like he can continue being shy and being
Speaker 5: on the apps and instead of making like the plain
Speaker 5: girls kind of like, well, I guess I'll settle for
Speaker 5: a plane girl just to be able to date around. Instead,
Speaker 5: he should work on himself and his personality and be
Speaker 5: a little.
Speaker 2: Bit more gregarious. Yeah, I try getting out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, you're right, And I've told him that, I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: you are so quiet, I said, I don't want to
Speaker 1: hurt his feelings. So if you know, Carson, don't tell
Speaker 1: him we're talking about this. But it's like, man, you've
Speaker 1: got to have like, you know, I was shy when
Speaker 1: I was his age, but I would learn how to
Speaker 1: turn it on, right, like, hey, let's go to the arcade.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And I think if he's only meeting girls on dating apps,
Speaker 5: then he's not being challenged to change himself to me
Speaker 5: less shy.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know. I just you just worry
Speaker 1: about your kids and you just want him to have
Speaker 1: the best, you know something. You know, Like I said,
Speaker 1: I was a dad by his age.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but was that a good choice?
Speaker 1: Six times?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean you know, in hindsight, yeah.
Speaker 2: Six times once removed.
Speaker 1: Anyway, don't misinterpret what I'm saying. I'm not saying anything that.
Speaker 1: Don't read anything into this that I'm saying that like
Speaker 1: playing girls are less worthy. That's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Just don't aim so high and looking for
Speaker 1: a you know, one hundred and ten pounds side zero
Speaker 1: Instagram model. Find somebody who's more normal and average. Does
Speaker 1: that sound awful?
Speaker 6: I think it's I get where you're trying to get to,
Speaker 6: because I understand that. I think that a lot of
Speaker 6: people just get on a dating app and everything is
Speaker 6: about looks right off the bat.
Speaker 1: Of course, because that's what the first thing is, you
Speaker 1: see exactly.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So I think that most people, yes, they are
Speaker 6: going off of looks and they don't really read into
Speaker 6: their profiles as much. So I understand that, Like I
Speaker 6: think a lot of people are probably going for people
Speaker 6: that maybe are a little bit more attractive, and they
Speaker 6: don't consider anyone else who isn't super hot. And I
Speaker 6: do agree that Carson should challenge himself to not go for.
Speaker 2: Just the hot girls. But I would just say.
Speaker 6: Not to say go for a Plaine girl, Say just like, hey,
Speaker 6: stop going for the hot graand model who looks like
Speaker 6: they're going to ask you to pay for her nails
Speaker 6: by date two, Like that's how I would.
Speaker 1: Probably get that kind of money.
Speaker 6: Well, they're just saying, so tell him that he does
Speaker 6: have that kind of money, he can't afford her. So
Speaker 6: move on to someone who looks a little bit more
Speaker 6: fun and chill and likes to have.
Speaker 5: A beer, right or the challenges go beyond like if
Speaker 5: you think there, if you don't think that they're hot,
Speaker 5: instantly still click into their profile to see what they're about. Yeah,
Speaker 5: So like the looks part, take that and make it secondary.
Speaker 5: So cause even if I mean maybe she's super duper hot,
Speaker 5: I don't want to judge the super duper hot girl either, like, oh,
Speaker 5: she's gonna be high maintenance.
Speaker 2: Well maybe she's just hot.
Speaker 1: No one, Well I mean that, and that's very true.
Speaker 1: There's a caveat right there. It's like there's some super
Speaker 1: duper hot girls that are very chill. They love to
Speaker 1: do like I don't know, fun stuff. They love to
Speaker 1: get like down and dirty. By that, I mean like
Speaker 1: they might go like a muddon. You might find a
Speaker 1: super hot girl that likes to go mutton and likes
Speaker 1: to drink grain belt while watching the Packers game, you know, trash.
Speaker 2: Yeah, excuse me, that sounds like a dream for me.
Speaker 1: All right, Sorry if I made you mad, I'm not
Speaker 1: there was my not my intention to be politically correct here.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to figure out what advice to give Mike.
Speaker 1: This is why I wanted to run it by you guys,
Speaker 1: And as always, you guys are honest with me. You
Speaker 1: should go to a.
Speaker 5: Pitchure friend Los Angeles. I just looked it up. There's
Speaker 5: a chapter in Los Angeles period. Is that the one
Speaker 5: that's when I went to like all summer long?
Speaker 3: But does Cartson have to make like a power pot
Speaker 3: just go and watch, go and watch and then like
Speaker 3: walk up to women.
Speaker 6: Wouldn't you also say that it's more heavily women pitching
Speaker 6: with Yes, so that probably is more in his benefit
Speaker 6: because it'll be way more female there.
Speaker 5: And there's probably a million others like break the Bubble.
Speaker 5: Stephanie always talks about to break the Bubble events, and
Speaker 5: I'm sure there's a break the Bubble la.
Speaker 1: Is that the same kind of thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's so many different, like because people are sick
Speaker 5: of apps, so they have all these some cool different
Speaker 5: like singles, events, things that you can do now yeah,
Speaker 5: all over the place.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, thanks for that. I appreciate the input.
Speaker 2: I'll make a list for you to send to him.
Speaker 1: I will tell you one thing he does not like
Speaker 1: dating advice or anything from his dad.
Speaker 2: What about from me. Should I send it to him?
Speaker 1: I think it would go really really well. Yes, he
Speaker 1: go buddy to see if you were younger, If you
Speaker 1: were ten years younger, ew and Carson would be great
Speaker 1: because you're chatty and talkative. And I think somebody who's
Speaker 1: shy love somebody who's chatty and talkative to fill those
Speaker 1: awkward paces.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but then would I only be talking to myself?
Speaker 5: Would I actually be enjoying his company or just enjoying mine?
Speaker 5: You enjoy your own company, I do, I do around.
Speaker 1: R What did we get wrong? What did we get right?
Speaker 1: All right, thank you for the input. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: It is k d WB. The Daily Bailey is coming
Speaker 1: up next. Song is too short. There's no time for
Speaker 1: a DJ to go to the bathroom or have a
Speaker 1: smoke during that song. We're going to play longer songs
Speaker 1: on the show. Oh well, that's what I'm going to
Speaker 1: do during twenty twenty six, play longer songs when go
Speaker 1: on to smoke break.
Speaker 6: We should do that because otherwise Dave just lights up
Speaker 6: a cigarette in the studio. Yeah, like, screw you, guys,
Speaker 6: I need my cigarette.
Speaker 1: I disabled to smoke. Detectors and don't worry about it
Speaker 1: is fine.
Speaker 5: I have a list of how you can romanticize winter
Speaker 5: after Christmas, thank God, because winter is long and Christmas
Speaker 5: is magical and we miss it when it's gone. So
Speaker 5: here's how you can continue romanticizing the winter season after Christmas.
Speaker 2: Number one, keep.
Speaker 5: The twinkle lights. Warm lighting equals instant, cozy, and calmer
Speaker 5: nervous systems. There's no rule you have to take them down, so.
Speaker 2: Keep them up.
Speaker 5: Number two, hibernate on purpose, maximizing having no plans in January.
Speaker 5: Lower your expectations, to lower your pace. We're all animals,
Speaker 5: after all. Rest is not isolation, it's restoration, which sounds
Speaker 5: like something Jenny would say.
Speaker 2: Yes yes.
Speaker 5: Number three, make dates with sunlight and plan for the
Speaker 5: gloomy days, so even a minute with your face in
Speaker 5: the sun counts. And on gray days, use a sun lamp.
Speaker 5: I've always wanted a sun lamp and I've never gotten one,
Speaker 5: but Amazon, I should just get one. And then also
Speaker 5: a reminder to take your vitamin D vitamins. If you don't,
Speaker 5: you should get taken every day. Sunnight, good amazing. Number four,
Speaker 5: Christmas may be over, but whimsy can continue to stay.
Speaker 5: You can cut out, you know, paper stars, garlands, celestial corners.
Speaker 5: Let your home glow because winter is the season of night.
Speaker 2: That's what it says.
Speaker 1: Here is the season at night.
Speaker 3: Sounds pretty much because after Christmas and the holidays are over,
Speaker 3: it's just winter.
Speaker 2: It's dark, man, So it's dark, okay.
Speaker 5: Number five, Lean into cooked foods and cozy drinks.
Speaker 2: Soups, stews, hot.
Speaker 5: Chocolate and you know, eggoes. I don't know, whatever you
Speaker 5: want to make that's warm, I tell you seriously.
Speaker 1: A crock pot. Yeah, it fills the whole house up
Speaker 1: with something delicious smelling, and it's usually kind of hearty.
Speaker 1: You know. One of my favorites is chicken and dumplings
Speaker 1: in the crockpot. Really really easy to make with those
Speaker 1: refrigerator pills, wary biscuits, they're super easy to make. Oh
Speaker 1: that sounds really really good early yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and so say hey, lean into those cooked foods,
Speaker 5: cozy drinks and things.
Speaker 2: Number six.
Speaker 5: Let fresh air in daily, even if it's freezing. Crack
Speaker 5: a window for a few minutes. Your body and brain
Speaker 5: will think.
Speaker 1: It's hard enough to do to cariboo and roll my
Speaker 1: window down three inches to order my coffee.
Speaker 5: No, no, Okay, number seven, it's citrus season. Two oranges, lemons,
Speaker 5: grapefruit are meant for winter.
Speaker 2: You can juice them, zest them, or put the peels
Speaker 2: in simmer pots on the stove. So again, your whole
Speaker 2: place owns smell delicious.
Speaker 5: So those are some ways that you can continue to
Speaker 5: romanticize winter passes.
Speaker 1: Thank you for that, Papa. Much Motivational Monday on kd WB.
Speaker 1: This is a different one. I found this and it's
Speaker 1: not really motivational. I just thought it was really interesting
Speaker 1: to see what you guys think. Thirteen things to do
Speaker 1: alone at least once in your life. Here we go.
Speaker 1: Eat at a nice restaurant by yourself. Learn to enjoy
Speaker 1: your own company instead of needing an audience. I've done
Speaker 1: that many times. You go up to the bar, the
Speaker 1: bartender she's usually friendly and they you know. You get
Speaker 1: better service at the bar sometimes, and you can watch
Speaker 1: TV while you're doing them. Spend a weekend in silence.
Speaker 1: Watch how loud your mind really is. Take a long
Speaker 1: walk with no phone. I always do that. Take a
Speaker 1: long while, I don't get on the phone, well, I
Speaker 1: do listen to.
Speaker 2: Something.
Speaker 1: Go to the movies alone. Stop waiting for permission to
Speaker 1: enjoy life. Sit in a cafe for hours observing people.
Speaker 1: It teaches more about life than books.
Speaker 2: That's a little creepy.
Speaker 1: There's a girl at the table in the back and
Speaker 1: she's just lurking, staring at people. Yeah right, Face a
Speaker 1: problem without asking anyone for advice. Trust yourself. That's a
Speaker 1: hard one. We love to get advice. Should I do this?
Speaker 1: Should I do that? Let me ask Bailey, Let me
Speaker 1: ask Jenny. Travel somewhere without planning everything. Learn to adapt
Speaker 1: instead of control. Go to a gym alone. Prove discipline
Speaker 1: doesn't need company. I do think that most people do
Speaker 1: go to the gym alone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, I feel like it's less people who go
Speaker 2: with someone. Right, you, guys, I want to go to
Speaker 2: the gym together.
Speaker 1: Yeah right. Spend a night without touching your phone. And
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean sleep without touching your phone. That means
Speaker 1: an evening starting at six pm or so without touching
Speaker 1: your phone. Try something you're scared of. Fear loses power
Speaker 1: when faced alone. In case it's a little weird, cry
Speaker 1: without hiding it. Honesty with yourself is the beginning of growth.
Speaker 1: I like some of those, and some of those are
Speaker 1: a little bit weird little woo woo little. I like
Speaker 1: some of those, like go to a movie or a
Speaker 1: restaurant by yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I dontuff all the time.
Speaker 1: Definitely like the sit in a cafe and stare at
Speaker 1: people for hours.
Speaker 2: That was just a little bit weird.
Speaker 1: Motivational Monday on Katie But you be, Vonn's gonna sterve
Speaker 1: the pot. Coming up in a second, and we'll wrap
Speaker 1: up Dave's dirt and then check on the soup brackets
Speaker 1: to see how that's coming along. Yeah, all coming up
Speaker 1: next on KATIEWB. The Dave Ryan Show on KATIEWB and
Speaker 1: Bone is here to stir the pot for the first time.
Speaker 1: I think it's the first time in the year, isn't
Speaker 1: it in the first time on the air. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do it.
Speaker 3: Cinnamon apple sauce is better than regular apple sauce. I've
Speaker 3: had so much time to go back and forth about this.
Speaker 3: I got my wizarm teeth out over the break, so
Speaker 3: I've been on a strink mashed potato smoothie apple sauce diet.
Speaker 3: Regular apple sauce is just plenty. It's a bit sour, honestly,
Speaker 3: kind of bitter. Okay, Oh, Okay, you.
Speaker 2: Know what, I agree with you.
Speaker 5: The cinnamon apple sauce is top tier apple sauce.
Speaker 2: Here's a hot take.
Speaker 5: If you're eating any apple sauce and you don't have
Speaker 5: a spoo, just take the lid, fold it in maybe
Speaker 5: a half or a fourth, and use the lid.
Speaker 6: As you're just talking about the snack packs, not obviously
Speaker 6: the jar of apple sauce.
Speaker 8: But that so many times hit it again, baby, you
Speaker 8: get it's a little metal the little metal like top.
Speaker 8: You take that off, you fold it in half, and
Speaker 8: then you fold it in half again, and then it's
Speaker 8: got one curved side and that's your spoon.
Speaker 1: Baby, I understand that. Don't they all come in packets
Speaker 1: now that you squeeze into your mouth. They do have
Speaker 1: those kids like Okay, kids probably don't get cinnamon apple sauce.
Speaker 1: They should.
Speaker 5: They have even more flavors, dances and apple sauce.
Speaker 2: You don't know what else is in advance.
Speaker 6: You could also put cinnamon in your apple sauce if
Speaker 6: you do just half regular apple sauce.
Speaker 2: And you should because it's top tier.
Speaker 6: I mean, I don't disagree. I do think that cinnamon
Speaker 6: apple sauce is much better.
Speaker 1: Than the least controversial.
Speaker 2: COVID's fake David can't come out the.
Speaker 3: Well, slow down, go get the jab Jenny, I did
Speaker 3: get the jacket.
Speaker 2: I don't think that vaccines are pretty good. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I love them. I'm happy I don't have measles, give
Speaker 2: me a rush and mumps, and but you do.
Speaker 1: I don't believe that. I also believe the moon landing
Speaker 1: was fake. Flat Earth is flat.
Speaker 2: Here's a hot take. Sorry. Jenny was saying something about bumps.
Speaker 2: You know, when you have acne on.
Speaker 5: Your forehead or wherever, and you're just like, well, that sucks.
Speaker 5: And the youths these days, your people vant where they
Speaker 5: have they hear those little like star stickers that are
Speaker 5: like acne patches, and they put them on their face
Speaker 5: and walk outside and it's like a fashion statement.
Speaker 2: I don't know where I was, but I was patches.
Speaker 3: I went somewhere and there was like a sixteen year
Speaker 3: old working there, like she was an employee. And yeah,
Speaker 3: they have like maybe three of them on their faces
Speaker 3: like they're the new aesthetic or something.
Speaker 5: And now I want to know, do you actually have
Speaker 5: pimples or you're just wearing them pimple patches to look
Speaker 5: quirky to.
Speaker 1: Think that you're cool where she is at your school.
Speaker 5: Everywhere, everywhere anyone who is under the age of twenty five.
Speaker 2: Where's pimple patches out in public?
Speaker 6: And you can't ask recommendations because I could use starface.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the one that I'll star face. They have, Well,
Speaker 5: first pimple patches. I have one that's called like the
Speaker 5: Mighty Something, and they're just like regular clear ones and
Speaker 5: they suck the gunk out of your pimples like overnight.
Speaker 5: But then they decided to like market them and now
Speaker 5: they turn them into like star shape, so they're cuter,
Speaker 5: and they come in a variety of colors because people
Speaker 5: are accessorizing the pimple patch, and that seems strange.
Speaker 3: It is strange to what. I am glad that people are.
Speaker 3: You are not upset about the fact that they have acne.
Speaker 3: They're like, I'm gonna embrace it, and you probably draw
Speaker 3: more attention than that acne, way more attention to it.
Speaker 3: You're wearing a yellow sticker on their.
Speaker 1: St Really what I want to get attention for your
Speaker 1: pimple I don't really want attention for that kind of like,
Speaker 1: Okay'm gonna bust out one of my teeth. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: get a lot of attention for it.
Speaker 2: And breaking out all over. It's awful. Me too, me too.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: It was a low stake, Stars of the Pod. No,
Speaker 1: it's kind of nice to have a mild one once
Speaker 1: in a way while. So we'll do Dave's Dirt coming
Speaker 1: up in a second, update the suit brackets and go
Speaker 1: over the NFL playoff schedule coming up next. On Dave's Dirt,
Speaker 1: it came up a little while ago that the youths
Speaker 1: are wearing pimple patches as a fashion kind of thing. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and one need. Our friend Wanita is on the phone,
Speaker 1: Hello Jannita, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what do you
Speaker 1: know about? What do you know about pimple patches?
Speaker 9: So my kids will send me to the store numerous
Speaker 9: times to buy these pimple patches. And when you go
Speaker 9: to Walmart now, so that because of these kids are
Speaker 9: going to the store so much and they're stealing.
Speaker 2: Them, what what?
Speaker 9: Walmart locks them up. Really literally, I literally have to
Speaker 9: stand in the aisle and push the button on the
Speaker 9: thing to have an associate come and unlock a freaking
Speaker 9: box of pimple patches.
Speaker 5: That was crazy, like a status symbol exactly.
Speaker 7: But they're just stickers essentially, like why sticks? Kids are
Speaker 7: stealing an idea? Hey, how about buying.
Speaker 5: Buy them or instead just buy any stickers, like a
Speaker 5: pack of stickers for a dollar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they don't help anything, right, they just cover it? Well,
Speaker 2: they know they do help them.
Speaker 9: I don't know what they do. I just know my
Speaker 9: kids look like a freaking fool walking around with stars
Speaker 9: all over there?
Speaker 2: And how old are your kids?
Speaker 5: When?
Speaker 9: Yeah, but you know what, I can be a pimple
Speaker 9: patch pusher because I can walk around and sell these
Speaker 9: things for like ten dollars a bus. You know how
Speaker 9: much money I can make off these things.
Speaker 1: Do they do anything for you?
Speaker 5: Well? Do they? So?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't just cover up the pimple.
Speaker 5: They do have like a medication inside of them, so
Speaker 5: they suck the like juice out of the pimple.
Speaker 1: Do they really they do?
Speaker 2: Because I have some. You have to like.
Speaker 5: Wait until it's like the white part of the pimple
Speaker 5: is showing, Like if you play it on a new pimple,
Speaker 5: it's not going to do it.
Speaker 2: Don't you just want to pop it?
Speaker 5: At that point right, it's like popping it, but it's
Speaker 5: popping it's actually like bad for your skin.
Speaker 9: So the things popping and is supposed to be bad
Speaker 9: for the scamp. The biggest thing that they just like
Speaker 9: walking around with these stars all over.
Speaker 5: Yeah, to look quirky and different. They want to look cute. Well,
Speaker 5: it's weird to me. Are your kids around my age
Speaker 5: or younger or well?
Speaker 9: I well, my son is sixteen, my daughter's eighteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah. See so it's a younger gen.
Speaker 9: Z, the younger generation.
Speaker 2: Whatever they is.
Speaker 1: Okay, gotcha. Yeah, funny to thank you for this public
Speaker 1: service announcement.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Funny that we're so welcome.
Speaker 1: Let's do the dirt on Katie w wrap things up.
Speaker 1: At the timot the Award Show last night Critics Choice Wards,
Speaker 1: Timothy Challamay accepted Best Actor for Marty Supreme. Yes, the
Speaker 1: movie came out a couple of weeks ago, he's already
Speaker 1: got an award for it.
Speaker 4: And last ye, I'll just say thank you to my
Speaker 4: partner of three years. Thank you for our foundation. I
Speaker 4: love you. I couldn't do this without you. Thank you
Speaker 4: from the bottom of my heart. Thank you so much,
Speaker 4: appreciate it.
Speaker 1: I will say he's got the coolest name in show business.
Speaker 1: He makes the belonging to Quentin Tarantino and now well
Speaker 1: Blake Lively was right up there too. Blake likely is
Speaker 1: really cool. Show of his name. If you're gonna go
Speaker 1: and show biz, pick a good name, not Ryan.
Speaker 6: So tonight on Peacock and NBC Sports, Snoop Dogg makes
Speaker 6: his NBA analyst debut. Games include the New York Knicks
Speaker 6: at the Detroit Pistons and Golden State Warriors visiting the
Speaker 6: LA Clippers, and Snoop always does like the funniest deliveries
Speaker 6: with things he's done before with Martha Stewart or whatever.
Speaker 6: So I'm excited to see what he does as an
Speaker 6: NBA analyst speak.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of things. He's kind of a cool.
Speaker 1: He's America's cool uncle.
Speaker 2: Yes, he truly is.
Speaker 5: So we've talked a lot about the Stranger Things finale,
Speaker 5: but not to Minnesota. The Prince songs, Purple Rain and
Speaker 5: When Doves Cry have gotten streaming boosts from being featured
Speaker 5: on the Real Alley of the show. Okay, so kind
Speaker 5: of like that running Up that Hill song that Kate
Speaker 5: Bush did that went like super viral.
Speaker 2: Oh thank you. Now, Purple Rain and When Doves Cry
Speaker 2: have gotten a streaming boost, which I really love. That's great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're already expecting that Zendea is going to be
Speaker 3: the highest grossing actor of twenty twenty six because not
Speaker 3: only does the new season of Euphoria come out in April,
Speaker 3: she's expected to be in.
Speaker 2: Four new movies.
Speaker 3: One of them is doing three because those are just
Speaker 3: killing it, and the other one Spider Man, and then
Speaker 3: two just other random movies in the summer.
Speaker 2: And I'm here for it.
Speaker 3: Not only black excellence, but also Zinday is such a
Speaker 3: phenomenal actress.
Speaker 2: Yes, she's so good.
Speaker 3: I would argue probably one of the best things to
Speaker 3: come out of Disney.
Speaker 2: I think even.
Speaker 6: Started Risney because I feel like I only.
Speaker 2: Knew her once she was in Euphoria.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Same.
Speaker 1: Wild Card Weekend is this weekend. And the Vikings did
Speaker 1: win yesterday. You already know them. It was kind of
Speaker 1: good to wrap up the season with the win. And
Speaker 1: the Packers were the victim yesterday. The Packers are playing
Speaker 1: on Saturday seven o'clock game versus the Bears. They'll be
Speaker 1: at Chicago Rams at the Panthers on Saturday afternoon at
Speaker 1: three thirty, and then we go on to Sunday Bills
Speaker 1: at Jaguars at noon on Sunday and then forty nine
Speaker 1: Ers at Eagles three thirty on Sunday. There is a
Speaker 1: Sunday night game that is Chargers Patriots, and then even
Speaker 1: a Monday night game next week Texans and Steelers, and
Speaker 1: that'll wrap up wild Card weekend. Every other team that
Speaker 1: in the playoff has by weekend this weekend.
Speaker 6: Here's how you're going to maximize your PTO in twenty
Speaker 6: twenty six because all of the holidays this year mostly
Speaker 6: fall on weekends. And then obviously your MLKA days, your
Speaker 6: President's Day, those always are on Monday, so you basically
Speaker 6: take off on the Friday before the Monday of federal holidays.
Speaker 6: And then you have four four day weekends, so that's
Speaker 6: Martin Luther King Day, President's Day, Memorial Day, Labor Day.
Speaker 2: So that's for four day weekends.
Speaker 6: I think you do in Valentine's Day, which we don't
Speaker 6: get off for fourth of July and June teens, we
Speaker 6: are off. Halloween they have listed we don't get that off.
Speaker 6: But Christmas is also on weekends, so you're able to
Speaker 6: schedule so much PTO time around those without actually having
Speaker 6: to use too much PTO because you'll get those holidays,
Speaker 6: and it says potentially you could have nine three day
Speaker 6: weekends in twenty twenty six if you optimize your PTO
Speaker 6: the right way.
Speaker 2: You can also optimiz.
Speaker 6: Your bank account by going to holiday station stores all
Speaker 6: the seven dollars meal deal, and then that'll save you
Speaker 6: money so you can go spend it on whatever else
Speaker 6: you want, personal pizza and drink.
Speaker 1: That's my financial plan for the year, is by the
Speaker 1: seven dollars meal deal. Yeah, that's my investment opportunity for
Speaker 1: twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a smart move.
Speaker 6: Honestly, I just saved you hundreds of dollars of not
Speaker 6: having to go to a financial planner exactly.
Speaker 2: You'll welcome here.
Speaker 1: Is this a leap year, by the way, twenty six?
Speaker 2: No, I don't think so, isn't it? It's not it?
Speaker 2: Uh So.
Speaker 5: There are a handful of properties that are hitting the
Speaker 5: public domain after their ninety five year copyright maximum has
Speaker 5: been reached in twenty twenty six. So, as of four
Speaker 5: days ago, anything that was released in nineteen thirty is
Speaker 5: fair game. That is, including Betty Boop Wow, Blondie, Pluto
Speaker 5: of Disney Fame, Pluto the Dots really yeah, and Nancy
Speaker 5: Drew and a lot of other things that you probably
Speaker 5: haven't heard of. But now they can turn them into
Speaker 5: whatever they want to. And I think there's already a
Speaker 5: horror Betty Boom movie in the works because.
Speaker 2: That's the same thing that happened with Winnie the Pooh.
Speaker 1: The pool happened too. They made it like a you know,
Speaker 1: you do anything they want.
Speaker 2: Because it's now in the public domain.
Speaker 1: In some awful movie.
Speaker 5: But if that's the case, then I wonder like, well,
Speaker 5: Mickey's got to be in the public domain unless they
Speaker 5: lock on him because he's older than Pluto.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, so they must got they got something on.
Speaker 1: It's a really good question.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And we're gonna wrap up the show with the
Speaker 3: soup brackets. We're trying to figure out what soup is
Speaker 3: the best of all time and if you can go over,
Speaker 3: you want to go vote right now.
Speaker 2: Dave Ryan Show on Instagram.
Speaker 3: The brackets go chicken wild rice versus vegetable Chicken Wild
Speaker 3: Rice is blowing vegetable soup out of the park.
Speaker 1: It's kind of a Minnesota staple.
Speaker 3: Chili versus cream of mushroom. Same deal here, chili is
Speaker 3: blowing cream and mushroom out the park. Although it is
Speaker 3: chili your soup. It's a question for the age. Is
Speaker 3: broccoli cheddar versus lentil, Chicken noodle versus ramen? And chicken
Speaker 3: noodles have taken the pave in the way? Tomato soup
Speaker 3: versus miso soup. Nobody really is a fan of miso soup.
Speaker 3: Dave's an extreme miso soup.
Speaker 7: Payter los bone broth, Yeah, I think well it's delicious, Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Beef barley versus minnestroni Is that how you said?
Speaker 4: Yea?
Speaker 3: And Minnestroni's winning fifty five percent of the vote. Clam
Speaker 3: chowder versus butternut squash, This one's closed forty eight percent
Speaker 3: clam chowder fifty two percent butternut squash. And the last
Speaker 3: one is French onion versus split pee French onions.
Speaker 2: Paving the way.
Speaker 3: Now a lot of people are like, oh, why'd you
Speaker 3: put this against this? Obviously gonna blow it out, obviously
Speaker 3: because we're gonna keep going throughout the rest of the week.
Speaker 3: So now chicken wild rice is gonna go against Chili
Speaker 3: Brocoli Cheddar is gonna go against Chicken Noodle.
Speaker 2: So it's only gonna get more testy from here. And
Speaker 2: then it's like weird right now, you had an announcement earlier.
Speaker 2: If you wanted to restate your announcedent, you think you did.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah day after you know, after
Speaker 1: a long time, that same place, decades in the same place. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is time to leave. Yeah, And so I am
Speaker 1: leaving Chanhance for Victoria and I am moving to Victoria.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: And I'm sad to see chan Hassen in my rear
Speaker 1: view mirror because I have loved it there. The people
Speaker 1: there wonderful. They have a great target store. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: It's just it has been my home for a long
Speaker 1: long time.
Speaker 5: The friends you made along the way. You can look
Speaker 5: back in that rear mirror and smile. You're breaking up
Speaker 5: with somebody named Chane. I'm leaving chan Hassen for Victoria.
Speaker 1: Yes, so that is my news. And you want to
Speaker 1: get a preview of my new home. There is a
Speaker 1: picture of me watching the Vikings game in front of
Speaker 1: the new fireplace on my weekend and five photos go
Speaker 1: to Dave ryanshow dot com and Yeah, goodbye, chan Hassen.
Speaker 1: It's been fun.
Speaker 3: We should play that the day you get out for
Speaker 3: an a long day, okay, that is it.
Speaker 1: Have a great day, stay warm. There's a little let
Speaker 1: me peak of sunshine here and there today, so enjoy that.
Speaker 1: Go on and get some sun because it's good for you,
Speaker 1: and we'll see you tomorrow here on KD Double Ub.